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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,599 --> 00:00:50,975 Think fast! 2 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:00,776 OUT OF SERVICE AGENTS 3 00:01:03,822 --> 00:01:07,491 Remember when we found those prehistoric cave paintings? 4 00:01:07,576 --> 00:01:10,160 I sure do. They were still fresh! 5 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:24,341 INTERROGATION ROOM 6 00:01:43,778 --> 00:01:45,154 Hey! 7 00:01:48,491 --> 00:01:50,200 FIRE EXIT 8 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,250 Hello, buenos días. 9 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:16,644 Mister Super, the document you asked me for. 10 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:20,356 So strong, so sturdy, so firm... What fine craftsmanship! 11 00:02:20,649 --> 00:02:23,817 Oh, thank you, Super. You're such a charmer. 12 00:02:23,902 --> 00:02:25,861 Get out of the way, Ofelia! 13 00:02:26,071 --> 00:02:28,238 You're blocking my view of this beauty! 14 00:02:28,323 --> 00:02:30,950 Okay, we're all set. Your safe here 15 00:02:31,034 --> 00:02:32,242 will last a lifetime. 16 00:02:35,163 --> 00:02:37,581 They said the same thing about the other three hundred. 17 00:02:37,666 --> 00:02:40,542 Give me that. Let's break this baby in. 18 00:02:40,752 --> 00:02:42,753 How do you open it? It probably has 19 00:02:42,837 --> 00:02:45,631 a digital hyperbaric system with a nuclear isometric lock. 20 00:02:45,882 --> 00:02:47,925 Almost. It opens here. 21 00:02:50,553 --> 00:02:54,264 - And is it safe? - Safe? Safer than safe. 22 00:02:54,349 --> 00:02:57,059 Who would ever imagine that little hook back there... 23 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:59,979 It's a darling little safe! 24 00:03:00,063 --> 00:03:02,022 You should give it a name. 25 00:03:02,107 --> 00:03:03,107 I've already got one. 26 00:03:03,191 --> 00:03:04,900 Ofelia 2. 27 00:03:05,068 --> 00:03:07,987 Because it keeps secrets and treasures inside? 28 00:03:08,071 --> 00:03:10,948 No. Because it weighs sixty tons! 29 00:03:16,538 --> 00:03:18,247 They're onto us! 30 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:22,167 We have to keep cool. We have to stick together no matter what. 31 00:03:22,252 --> 00:03:24,461 You're right. See you around. 32 00:03:24,629 --> 00:03:26,964 Hey, don't you get it? We're in this together! 33 00:03:27,132 --> 00:03:30,175 Speak for yourself. I'm getting out of here! 34 00:03:30,593 --> 00:03:32,344 Shucks! You asked for it! 35 00:03:33,763 --> 00:03:34,430 Take that! 36 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:42,104 That's it! 37 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,566 You and me are going to do what Jimmy sent us here to do. 38 00:03:45,734 --> 00:03:48,444 "Jimmy, Jimmy." It sounds like you're scared of him. 39 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:50,988 - Guys, can you hear me? - Yes, Jimmy! 40 00:03:51,072 --> 00:03:54,491 Boom, I love the sound of the boom... 41 00:03:54,576 --> 00:03:56,035 So how are things going over there, Bob? 42 00:03:56,119 --> 00:03:57,244 No, it's me, Billy. 43 00:03:57,328 --> 00:03:58,328 Billy, then. 44 00:03:58,496 --> 00:04:00,122 Well, I have to stay 45 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:01,790 on top of this guy or the job never gets done. 46 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,878 But the first slice is almost almost ready. 47 00:04:06,087 --> 00:04:08,797 Great! Boom! I love the sound of the boom! 48 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:11,759 I freak out when things end with a boom! 49 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,680 A text message. My wife for sure. 50 00:04:17,515 --> 00:04:19,058 Mine won't stop calling me. 51 00:04:19,142 --> 00:04:20,851 "You will kneel before me." 52 00:04:20,935 --> 00:04:23,062 I say exactly the same thing to my wife. 53 00:04:23,146 --> 00:04:25,397 No, dummy, that's the message. 54 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:27,858 "You will kneel before me." 55 00:04:27,942 --> 00:04:29,443 Who sent you that crap? 56 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:31,737 Jimmy! 57 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,113 Who is this Jimmy? 58 00:04:33,198 --> 00:04:36,366 The freak who stole the last three hundred safes from me. 59 00:04:36,451 --> 00:04:37,659 Well there you go! 60 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:39,953 Are you sure it's securely fastened to the wall? 61 00:04:40,163 --> 00:04:41,747 Not fastened, even better. 62 00:04:41,831 --> 00:04:44,583 I taped it to the wall around the edges 63 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:47,461 and stuck a number seven hook straight in the drywall. Hahaha! 64 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,298 You hear that, Jimmy? The T.I.A. kneels before no one...! 65 00:04:51,466 --> 00:04:55,803 Especially not a clumsy goofy little turd like Jimmy. 66 00:04:55,887 --> 00:04:58,180 Nobody makes fun of the T.I.A.! 67 00:05:10,693 --> 00:05:14,780 Operation Bow Before Me is underway! 68 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,553 - Billy, can you hear me? - It's Bob. 69 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:40,722 Okay, Bob. When you've sliced the second piece, 70 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:41,640 give me a shout! 71 00:05:41,891 --> 00:05:43,392 Roger that. 72 00:05:46,688 --> 00:05:47,563 Yeeeaaaoooow! 73 00:05:47,772 --> 00:05:49,565 Wow, that was quick! 74 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:52,359 These guys are two for the price of one! Double the fun! 75 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,493 I'm coming! Keep your pants on! 76 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,584 Spare a dime? 77 00:06:09,127 --> 00:06:10,711 Why do I stick my hand out? 78 00:06:13,047 --> 00:06:14,590 Nobody! And I mean nobody 79 00:06:14,757 --> 00:06:18,010 has ever brought me to my knees. Not even to my ankles! 80 00:06:18,094 --> 00:06:21,597 If you ever see me kneel before that slimy little redneck, 81 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,682 I swear I'll eat this safe! 82 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:52,669 Don't worry, there's no way the safe will come loose. 83 00:06:56,966 --> 00:06:59,676 No problem, you see? Hey! What did I say? 84 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:06,391 It's okay, the tape is safe. Not so safe. 85 00:07:10,521 --> 00:07:12,272 Hey, you look good on TV! 86 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:20,656 My doctor said I have an iron deficiency. 87 00:07:21,324 --> 00:07:23,700 You look strong to me, sweetie. 88 00:07:23,785 --> 00:07:25,827 Strong as steel. 89 00:07:26,454 --> 00:07:27,621 And quick! 90 00:07:29,499 --> 00:07:33,085 You're a freak, Jimmy. The freakiest. 91 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:36,380 You can say that again. I don't see why everyone says there's nothing funny 92 00:07:36,464 --> 00:07:38,131 about a funny guy like you. 93 00:07:38,716 --> 00:07:41,134 Funny as a pain in the ass! 94 00:07:52,146 --> 00:07:53,981 You don't think I'm funny, Billy? 95 00:07:54,065 --> 00:07:56,358 Funny I'm not, Bob? 96 00:07:56,526 --> 00:07:57,651 No, it was the new guy. 97 00:07:57,735 --> 00:07:59,236 He doesn't get your humor yet. 98 00:07:59,404 --> 00:08:00,487 We just hired him... 99 00:08:00,655 --> 00:08:03,699 We just hired him, Bob?! You're Siamese twins, 100 00:08:03,866 --> 00:08:05,492 Siamese twins you are. 101 00:08:05,576 --> 00:08:08,078 You've been stuck together since you were born... 102 00:08:08,371 --> 00:08:09,621 That's what I meant... 103 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,999 That's as funny as it gets. 104 00:08:13,376 --> 00:08:15,043 That's why I picked you guys, Billy Bob! 105 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,795 Because you're a couple of freaks! 106 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:18,380 The freakiest freaks I've ever freaked out with! 107 00:08:33,771 --> 00:08:36,732 You asked for it, Jimmy! Ofelia! 108 00:08:36,899 --> 00:08:38,275 Yes, Super? 109 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:42,571 Get me my two best agents, 110 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:46,074 the best-trained, bravest and smartest! 111 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,909 The crème de la crème! 112 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,435 Eight hours, zero minutes, zero seconds. 113 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,854 That's the local time, sweetie. I want Zulu time. 114 00:09:15,938 --> 00:09:17,939 Five hours, zero minu... 115 00:09:18,107 --> 00:09:19,191 Exactly! 116 00:09:22,111 --> 00:09:24,613 - How would you like your coffee? - Sunny side up. 117 00:09:29,327 --> 00:09:33,038 Morning, boss. I brought you the international press. 118 00:09:33,122 --> 00:09:35,791 You're featured in every newspaper again. 119 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:40,337 The Einstein News got a great photo of you. 120 00:09:40,922 --> 00:09:42,589 And that's not even my best side. 121 00:09:42,673 --> 00:09:46,051 You only have three sides, boss. Your good side... 122 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:48,845 your better side... 123 00:09:50,431 --> 00:09:52,307 and your cowabunga side! 124 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,155 Hm, it's a tad warm. 125 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,449 I programmed it at zero degrees, just the way you like it. 126 00:10:09,617 --> 00:10:11,201 Pick me out something to wear. 127 00:10:11,285 --> 00:10:12,994 Something simple and elegant? 128 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,454 Surprise me. 129 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:35,767 No. 130 00:10:37,562 --> 00:10:38,562 This one. 131 00:10:38,813 --> 00:10:40,480 Excellent choice, Mortadelo. 132 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:42,441 You look great in everything! 133 00:10:45,069 --> 00:10:47,654 Recognition process engaged. 134 00:10:49,157 --> 00:10:50,699 Identity confirmed. 135 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,951 Good morning! How did the gentlemen rest today? 136 00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:53,785 Get to the point. 137 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,829 Of course, excuse me. Here's the situation. 138 00:10:55,913 --> 00:10:59,875 Secret documents of high strategic value stolen 139 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:03,712 from the information agency. Mission: recover them. 140 00:11:03,921 --> 00:11:06,131 Code name: Red Bird. 141 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:12,888 Coordinates: 452378 east, 56 west. 142 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:18,018 Use the convertible C.A.R. transporation unit. 143 00:11:18,102 --> 00:11:19,436 - Expense account? - Unlimited. 144 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,064 300 million was just transferred to your credit card. 145 00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:26,526 Even God would friend you on Facebook! I mean it, boss. 146 00:11:26,611 --> 00:11:28,278 Go get the car. I'll fly. 147 00:11:28,362 --> 00:11:30,113 I could get used to this. 148 00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:33,116 Listen closely, Red Bird. 149 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:37,245 Nobody messes with the T.I.A. 150 00:11:51,302 --> 00:11:52,427 ignition! 151 00:12:01,145 --> 00:12:02,395 Wow! It's Agent Filemon Pi! 152 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,021 In person! 153 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,439 - In the flesh! - Super-agent! 154 00:12:04,649 --> 00:12:06,233 Super-agent! Over here! 155 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:23,917 Pass me the wheel. 156 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,212 All yours, boss. 157 00:12:29,674 --> 00:12:32,676 - Would you mind? - Man do people love you! 158 00:12:32,843 --> 00:12:34,344 I can't wait to tell my wife! 159 00:12:34,428 --> 00:12:36,179 Here, I'll do the thing with the baton. 160 00:12:37,682 --> 00:12:39,683 What a class act! 161 00:12:45,606 --> 00:12:48,942 Gorgeous! You're gorgeous! 162 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,749 Red Bird in Quadrant 19. 163 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,377 I already noticed. Buckle up. 164 00:13:07,461 --> 00:13:09,254 I don't need to. I trust you. 165 00:13:09,338 --> 00:13:11,131 It's not that, I don't want to get a ticket. 166 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,754 Target on radar. Target locked. 167 00:13:50,921 --> 00:13:52,422 What's the plan, boss? 168 00:13:52,506 --> 00:13:54,924 Take out the bad guys, get the Super's safe back 169 00:13:55,092 --> 00:13:57,260 and make it back in time for the press conference. 170 00:13:57,345 --> 00:13:58,595 That's the plan. 171 00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:02,307 MORTADELO AND FILEMON 172 00:14:02,391 --> 00:14:05,477 VS. JIMMY THE FREAK 173 00:14:15,863 --> 00:14:17,447 They get us out of bed for this? 174 00:14:17,531 --> 00:14:19,824 To intercept a blender with pedals? 175 00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:21,785 Yeah, I thought this would be more exciting. 176 00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:36,216 Wow, that's freaky! 177 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,762 Looks like this will be fun after all. 178 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,152 Let's see who has a bigger bite! 179 00:15:02,326 --> 00:15:04,744 The Super's little safe is getting scratched. 180 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,465 I think this guy wants to rub it in your face, boss! 181 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,883 Let him try. 182 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:30,395 This guy just crossed the line. 183 00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:31,938 What do you mean? 184 00:15:32,022 --> 00:15:34,691 He's going to eat some lead! 185 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,791 Now what? Why is he showing us his rear? 186 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,901 You want a complete damage report? 187 00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:20,695 Nah, I already see it. A little body work and a paint job. 188 00:16:21,155 --> 00:16:22,030 You nailed it. 189 00:16:22,239 --> 00:16:24,199 - Take out the pen, Mortadelo. - Yes, sir. 190 00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:31,247 This freak's going to sign the accident report. 191 00:16:41,509 --> 00:16:43,968 There's a hot... a fine piece of... 192 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,845 I mean there's a lady on board, boss! 193 00:16:46,096 --> 00:16:47,096 Abort, Mortadelo! 194 00:16:47,181 --> 00:16:50,099 Impossible! The missile has passed the point of no return! 195 00:16:51,936 --> 00:16:54,562 Maximum power, Mortadelo! Mach five! 196 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,065 Nobody's ever survived Mach five! 197 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,609 Then we'll have to look snazzy to pick up our Guinness. 198 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,389 Now that's a beautiful piece of fine handiwork! 199 00:17:29,473 --> 00:17:30,974 Just what the doctor ordered! 200 00:18:12,683 --> 00:18:14,267 Approaching impact! 201 00:18:14,351 --> 00:18:15,935 Filemooooon! 202 00:18:16,937 --> 00:18:19,480 Jump, Mortadelo. I'm going to intercept the missile. 203 00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:20,982 What? We're out of ammo. 204 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,442 I said jump! 205 00:18:22,526 --> 00:18:24,527 Negative. We're in this together, boss. 206 00:18:24,695 --> 00:18:27,280 And it's an honor to die by your side! 207 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,909 Who said anything about dying? 208 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:33,912 Teletransportation! 209 00:18:53,557 --> 00:18:54,807 Think fast, boss! 210 00:18:54,892 --> 00:18:56,851 I already did. I need three things. 211 00:18:57,227 --> 00:18:58,227 One, 212 00:18:59,563 --> 00:19:00,563 two... 213 00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:02,982 and three. 214 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,276 The most important. 215 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,320 - You're a machine! - Here, give me that. 216 00:19:08,238 --> 00:19:11,157 I'll be right back. You handle the safe. 217 00:19:33,681 --> 00:19:36,516 Wow, this guy always lands on his feet! 218 00:19:49,071 --> 00:19:52,573 Can I tell the girl she's about to fall in love with a legend? 219 00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:01,082 She'll figure it out. 220 00:20:23,939 --> 00:20:25,523 What's going on? What time is it? 221 00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:28,067 Time to kick your ass! 222 00:20:28,152 --> 00:20:29,152 Jerk! 223 00:20:29,236 --> 00:20:30,528 I didn't ask you... 224 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,115 I mean, the Zulu... 225 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,491 What did you call me? 226 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,955 And now... two eggs sunny side up! 227 00:20:45,294 --> 00:20:46,711 Ignition! 228 00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,474 COLD - HOT EVEN HOTTER 229 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:05,855 Teletransportation! 230 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:13,696 Over here, Filemon! 231 00:21:16,992 --> 00:21:18,451 Take that! 232 00:21:18,952 --> 00:21:20,036 Filemon, Filemon! Melonhead! 233 00:21:20,287 --> 00:21:22,205 What kind of a man is that? 234 00:21:27,711 --> 00:21:28,711 Jesus! 235 00:21:28,879 --> 00:21:30,254 How long is this ruckus going to last? 236 00:21:30,631 --> 00:21:31,756 Well, let's see... 237 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,008 Here, I'll do the thing with the baton. 238 00:21:37,179 --> 00:21:38,846 Can we stop throwing pots now? 239 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,642 Throw one more thing and I'll come up there! 240 00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:47,605 Nasty little...! 241 00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:51,067 Learn to talk, dummy! You're not on TV! 242 00:21:51,819 --> 00:21:56,364 Mortadelo and Filemon, report immediately to T.I.A. Headquarters. 243 00:21:56,448 --> 00:22:01,244 Use secret entrance ALQ 25 H930. 244 00:22:01,328 --> 00:22:03,579 I repeat: immediately! 245 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,635 Stop dogging around, Mortadelo, 246 00:22:17,719 --> 00:22:19,428 and get ready. The Super is calling us. 247 00:22:19,513 --> 00:22:21,222 I thought this news might interest you, boss. 248 00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:22,765 Remember Mulecruncher? 249 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:26,644 Mulecruncher? That giant beast weighing 800 pounds of muscle 250 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,437 and 20 grams of brain who Super-agent 251 00:22:28,522 --> 00:22:31,566 Filemon singlehandedly put in the slammer? 252 00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:33,860 Exactly, by planting false evidence. 253 00:22:34,027 --> 00:22:34,569 What about him? 254 00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:36,654 Nothing really, he just broke out of prison. 255 00:22:36,738 --> 00:22:38,656 And since he swore he'd give you 256 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,324 a Ding-Dong when he got out... 257 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:42,743 A Ding-Dong? 258 00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:45,746 Oh, come on, Mortadelo. I'm sure he's forgotten by now. 259 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:46,747 That was 15 years ago. 260 00:22:46,915 --> 00:22:49,250 Geez, 15 years behind bars! 261 00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:50,585 I'm sure there's no hard feelings! 262 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,211 Of course not. Turn on the TV, 263 00:22:52,296 --> 00:22:54,839 maybe there's something about it, though I'd be surprised... 264 00:22:55,924 --> 00:22:58,676 it's already a Trending Topic all over social media. 265 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,053 Mulecruncher is locking for Filemon 266 00:23:01,138 --> 00:23:03,598 so he can give him a Ding-Dong. 267 00:23:04,892 --> 00:23:06,017 Tell us, officer. 268 00:23:06,101 --> 00:23:07,643 What exactly is a Ding-Dong? 269 00:23:07,728 --> 00:23:11,314 Basically a Ding-Dong means shoving your hand in an unpleasant way 270 00:23:11,398 --> 00:23:12,815 up Filemon's rear-end, 271 00:23:13,442 --> 00:23:16,944 reaching all the way up to his throat and grabbing his larynx 272 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,405 like a little bell, 273 00:23:19,489 --> 00:23:21,991 then pulling as hard as you can and turning him inside out. 274 00:23:22,075 --> 00:23:23,451 It's a tricky move. 275 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,037 These channels are too sensationalistic. 276 00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:29,415 Grab the little chickie like this and give him a Ding-Dong. 277 00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:33,085 Look, cartoons! Leave it! 278 00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:38,341 Ah, this is garbage. 279 00:23:38,425 --> 00:23:41,302 Look, this is funny. Your obituary is already scheduled for tomorrow. 280 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:44,055 Look on the bright side; I'll have the whole apartment to myself. 281 00:23:44,139 --> 00:23:45,223 It's not over yet. 282 00:23:45,307 --> 00:23:48,809 The police are out there looking all over for the poor guy. 283 00:23:51,688 --> 00:23:53,773 WANTED FOR ASSAULTING AUTHORITY 284 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,659 Aren't you going to arrest him? 285 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:06,202 Not yet. 286 00:24:06,286 --> 00:24:09,747 We have orders to let him take out Filemon first. 287 00:24:09,831 --> 00:24:11,666 Save us the trouble. 288 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:14,585 Someone needs to talk to that killing machine. 289 00:24:15,629 --> 00:24:16,671 Mulecruncher! 290 00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:18,965 It's me, Mortadelo! 291 00:24:19,049 --> 00:24:20,716 Listen closely! I'm warning you! 292 00:24:20,801 --> 00:24:21,801 Thanks, Mortadelo. 293 00:24:21,885 --> 00:24:23,386 For standing up like me like that... 294 00:24:23,553 --> 00:24:25,388 Don't mention it, boss. Filemon's the one 295 00:24:25,472 --> 00:24:28,432 in red pants! You'll spot him easily! 296 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,102 We don't want you to make a mistake and take out the wrong guy! 297 00:24:32,646 --> 00:24:34,814 Come here, you creep! 298 00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:38,276 Don't worry, I'll mess you up so bad no one will recognize you! 299 00:24:39,486 --> 00:24:41,070 What are you scared of, boss? 300 00:24:41,154 --> 00:24:42,822 Look at all the security measures in this apartment. 301 00:24:42,906 --> 00:24:44,323 Let's see. 302 00:24:44,825 --> 00:24:48,202 Electrified latch, ready to greet 303 00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:49,787 any unwanted guest with 5,000 volts. 304 00:24:50,247 --> 00:24:53,332 Combined with mechanical round trip ejection. 305 00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:55,167 And if he manages to get in anyway, 306 00:24:55,252 --> 00:24:58,212 we have the bad guy detector partition. 307 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:02,174 How does it know if it's a good person or a thieving piece of sh... 308 00:25:04,261 --> 00:25:05,511 Because of the bad language. 309 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:25,906 THE CITY TO THE BRAVEST 310 00:25:29,911 --> 00:25:32,830 Look at this! A fake drawer with secret documents. 311 00:25:32,914 --> 00:25:34,623 Just in case he makes it here, which I doubt... 312 00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:36,042 The key is right there... 313 00:25:36,126 --> 00:25:38,044 I already told you, it's bait. 314 00:25:38,128 --> 00:25:40,838 When he tries to open it, the drawer shoots out towards the intruder... 315 00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:43,215 What are you doing?! 316 00:25:46,553 --> 00:25:48,637 Exactly! Against the anti-flight shade. 317 00:25:48,722 --> 00:25:50,890 You sure like to complicate things. Follow me. 318 00:25:52,059 --> 00:25:54,352 "The little thing on the door." A classic. And look at this one. 319 00:25:54,561 --> 00:25:56,395 Trap tiles. They're deadly. 320 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,605 How do we know which ones are...? 321 00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:58,898 They're foolproof. 322 00:25:58,982 --> 00:26:00,566 The black ones are the dangerous ones. 323 00:26:00,650 --> 00:26:01,734 Oh, that's easy... 324 00:26:01,818 --> 00:26:06,113 Now if for any reason the bad guy avoids all the anti-intruder measures, 325 00:26:06,281 --> 00:26:09,283 we still have the bulletproof protective glass chamber. 326 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,828 No wonder you're making that face. 327 00:26:12,913 --> 00:26:13,829 Impressive, isn't it? 328 00:26:17,292 --> 00:26:18,584 What is this little circle for? 329 00:26:19,169 --> 00:26:20,336 And what if all this fails? 330 00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:21,629 I have it covered: 331 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:24,882 Anti-panic closet. To evacuate the apartment, in case things get ugly. 332 00:26:25,342 --> 00:26:27,301 This is more like it, Mortadelo. 333 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:30,096 I'd like to see Mulecruncher 334 00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:32,306 try to break into this impenetrable fortress. 335 00:26:32,933 --> 00:26:35,226 Come on, let's go! 336 00:26:38,355 --> 00:26:40,398 Filemooonnnn!!! 337 00:26:40,607 --> 00:26:41,941 THE CITY TO THE BRAVEST 338 00:26:44,653 --> 00:26:47,071 What was I going to say? I'd better get going... 339 00:26:49,116 --> 00:26:50,199 Are you expecting someone? 340 00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:52,034 No, but you might be. 341 00:26:52,285 --> 00:26:55,037 Mortadeloooo!!! You coward! 342 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,183 NO TRESPASSING WET FLOOR 343 00:27:56,266 --> 00:27:59,435 They're foolproof. The black ones are the dangerous ones... 344 00:28:08,236 --> 00:28:09,820 Holy sh...! 345 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,452 You won't believe this, boss. 346 00:28:16,536 --> 00:28:19,705 Guess who was calling. The janitor, she just mopped the floor 347 00:28:19,789 --> 00:28:21,040 and said not to go downstairs. 348 00:28:21,124 --> 00:28:24,210 Boss? Boss? Boss? 349 00:28:26,087 --> 00:28:29,673 Don't tell me you used the chamber without taking the lid off! 350 00:28:30,967 --> 00:28:33,344 Come on, we have to go back to headquarters. 351 00:28:35,555 --> 00:28:37,932 JIMMY THE FREAK'S SECRET HIDEOUT 352 00:28:56,910 --> 00:29:00,287 I'll show this little safe who's boss, who's boss I'll show this little safe... 353 00:29:01,748 --> 00:29:03,415 It's time for "Your Money or your Life." 354 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,084 What are you watching on TV? 355 00:29:05,168 --> 00:29:06,418 Whatever he wants, as usual. 356 00:29:06,503 --> 00:29:07,628 "Your Money or your Life." 357 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:08,712 What are they asking about? 358 00:29:08,797 --> 00:29:10,256 Wildlife. 359 00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:12,007 Name a horrible-looking wild beast 360 00:29:12,092 --> 00:29:13,926 that just broke out of jail 361 00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:16,554 with the sole aim of giving a Ding-Dong 362 00:29:16,638 --> 00:29:18,264 to a T.I.A. agent. 363 00:29:18,348 --> 00:29:20,391 - Mulecrusher! - Correct! 364 00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:22,851 "Your Money or your Life" 365 00:29:23,186 --> 00:29:25,354 Hey, that's Crunchy! How freaky! 366 00:29:26,106 --> 00:29:27,231 You know him, Jimmy? 367 00:29:27,315 --> 00:29:31,360 Do I know Crunchy? He's been here tons of times. 368 00:29:33,113 --> 00:29:36,031 Sorry Jimmy, but I thought nobody knew where your hideout was. 369 00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:38,158 Don't worry, we can trust him. 370 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:39,827 Crunchy won't say a word. 371 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:41,245 Not a word. 372 00:29:50,797 --> 00:29:52,131 Spare change? 373 00:29:52,215 --> 00:29:53,966 Ah! Yeah, thanks. 374 00:29:54,884 --> 00:29:55,884 Hey! 375 00:29:55,969 --> 00:29:57,595 What? 376 00:29:58,138 --> 00:30:01,390 Secret entrance ALQ-25-H9-30 377 00:30:01,474 --> 00:30:02,683 is right... 378 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:03,851 I see it. 379 00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,811 I don't need the booklet. 380 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,230 ...next to the barrel of tar. 381 00:30:10,817 --> 00:30:11,650 Right here. 382 00:30:11,735 --> 00:30:13,444 "Right here," I knew it! 383 00:30:13,528 --> 00:30:15,321 Okay, what's the password? 384 00:30:16,531 --> 00:30:19,575 Sam's Bikini Shop, skimpy on the top. 385 00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:21,994 Come on, Mortadelo. 386 00:30:22,078 --> 00:30:24,997 Let's see what the Super has to say that is so urgent. 387 00:30:25,498 --> 00:30:28,250 Hello? Hello? Hey! 388 00:30:28,918 --> 00:30:30,628 What the hell is going on here today? 389 00:30:31,671 --> 00:30:33,172 Ofelia, have you heard anything 390 00:30:33,256 --> 00:30:35,132 from those two baboons? 391 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,343 They'll show up out of nowhere, as usual. 392 00:30:37,427 --> 00:30:40,763 They'd better. I'm up to my nose in... 393 00:30:41,389 --> 00:30:42,389 - Super? - I knew it. 394 00:30:42,557 --> 00:30:44,516 It was so urgent nobody's here. 395 00:30:44,601 --> 00:30:46,518 Probably on the toilet, he craps a lot. 396 00:30:46,603 --> 00:30:49,063 They don't make toilets for walruses with moustaches... 397 00:30:50,857 --> 00:30:52,149 - Hey, Super... - Don't worry about it. 398 00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:56,111 We'll talk about this later, when the time comes. "A posteriori." 399 00:30:56,363 --> 00:30:58,238 Because you have to leave right away 400 00:30:58,323 --> 00:30:59,490 on an urgent mission. 401 00:30:59,574 --> 00:31:00,741 Okay, Super. 402 00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:02,451 We'll be in touch real soon. 403 00:31:02,535 --> 00:31:04,453 - Exactly. - See you later! 404 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:10,626 One thing, Super. 405 00:31:10,794 --> 00:31:12,252 Did you forget something? 406 00:31:12,629 --> 00:31:14,630 Um... The mission. 407 00:31:14,714 --> 00:31:15,798 Mainly... what it's about. 408 00:31:15,882 --> 00:31:18,884 Well... what it's about. But mainly what it consists of! 409 00:31:18,968 --> 00:31:21,762 Okay, gentlemen. The time has come to discuss... 410 00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:25,057 - The mission? - No, the "a posteriori." 411 00:31:26,226 --> 00:31:27,393 Now listen carefully! 412 00:31:28,603 --> 00:31:30,145 Jimmy the Freak. 413 00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:33,482 He's made us the laughingstock of all the information agencies. 414 00:31:33,566 --> 00:31:35,401 We must act immediately! 415 00:31:35,485 --> 00:31:37,653 To be or not to be? 416 00:31:38,488 --> 00:31:39,613 That is the question! 417 00:31:40,198 --> 00:31:42,032 I need two agents who are professional, 418 00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:44,493 capable, brave, fearless 419 00:31:44,577 --> 00:31:46,203 and insanely smart 420 00:31:46,287 --> 00:31:49,707 to recover the stolen document and put Jimmy away forever! 421 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:51,834 But unfortunately none of those agents are left. 422 00:31:51,918 --> 00:31:53,335 That's why you're here, 423 00:31:53,420 --> 00:31:55,713 because you're both human rejects. 424 00:31:56,005 --> 00:31:57,297 I don't get it. 425 00:31:57,382 --> 00:31:59,883 I get it, I get it, but I don't understand. 426 00:31:59,968 --> 00:32:01,969 Well, you two are the perfect candidates 427 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:05,013 to test Professor Bacterio's new invention. 428 00:32:05,098 --> 00:32:06,724 Here it is, Super. 429 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:09,268 Reversulin. Ta-daaa!!! 430 00:32:10,812 --> 00:32:11,812 What's that for? 431 00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:13,397 To turn the tables. 432 00:32:13,481 --> 00:32:16,400 One shot of this can turn two morons like you 433 00:32:16,484 --> 00:32:19,027 into the smartest elements on the periodic table. 434 00:32:19,112 --> 00:32:20,195 Roll up your sleeves. 435 00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:22,281 Roll up your bald scalp! 436 00:32:22,365 --> 00:32:23,991 We're going to reversify your brain! 437 00:32:24,284 --> 00:32:25,492 What the hell are you doing? 438 00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:26,660 Super! 439 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,245 - Filemon! - Just a second, Super! 440 00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:31,749 We'll turn this turkey into the incredible Hulk! 441 00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:37,546 - Bacterio? - Super! 442 00:32:38,465 --> 00:32:40,007 It's Mulecruncher! 443 00:32:40,091 --> 00:32:42,468 Filemoooon!!! 444 00:32:42,719 --> 00:32:45,095 Don't move, boss. You're already in the perfect position. 445 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,805 Don't worry, Filemon. He'll never get through 446 00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:49,266 this curtain of titanium-reinforced steel curtain. 447 00:32:50,810 --> 00:32:52,060 Take that! 448 00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:02,654 Filemoooonnn!!! 449 00:33:12,165 --> 00:33:13,832 We'll talk later! 450 00:33:24,344 --> 00:33:26,553 You know what he's going to do to him, Mortadelo? 451 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,013 Sure, give him a Ding-Dong. 452 00:33:28,097 --> 00:33:29,306 We're in for quite a show. 453 00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:31,433 Here comes the good part... 454 00:33:42,695 --> 00:33:43,695 He got lucky. 455 00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:45,656 Are you okay, Mister Mulecruncher? 456 00:33:46,533 --> 00:33:48,992 Yes. But I feel a little woozy. 457 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,786 I hope I haven't caused you any trouble. 458 00:33:50,954 --> 00:33:51,912 Gadzooks! 459 00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:53,664 The last thing I want to do is inconvenience you 460 00:33:53,748 --> 00:33:57,000 or disturb you in any way. 461 00:33:57,293 --> 00:34:00,587 Look! He's tamer than a little lamb! 462 00:34:00,755 --> 00:34:02,089 Crazy, huh? 463 00:34:02,298 --> 00:34:03,757 Your invention works, Bacterio! 464 00:34:06,052 --> 00:34:07,052 - Yes? - Ibañez! 465 00:34:07,136 --> 00:34:09,137 - Yes? - You'll never believe it. 466 00:34:09,222 --> 00:34:11,807 Bacterio, you owe me 20 bucks! I'm sick of waiting! 467 00:34:12,016 --> 00:34:13,350 This guy's always complaining! 468 00:34:13,726 --> 00:34:15,227 Have a seat, my boy. 469 00:34:15,395 --> 00:34:16,228 Coming. 470 00:34:16,604 --> 00:34:20,691 Did you see me take out that little sissy primate all by myself? 471 00:34:21,776 --> 00:34:23,569 Hey, this guy rings a bell... 472 00:34:24,445 --> 00:34:25,445 I bet he does. 473 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:26,446 What was that? 474 00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:28,657 The boss, he just had an irreversible bowel movement. 475 00:34:28,741 --> 00:34:29,741 What does that mean? 476 00:34:29,826 --> 00:34:31,076 He pooped himself. But boss, 477 00:34:31,244 --> 00:34:33,245 he's not mad at you anymore, even though you put him in jail 478 00:34:33,329 --> 00:34:34,538 with false evidence. 479 00:34:34,622 --> 00:34:37,541 Remember, Crunchy? He double crossed you! 480 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,209 Give him some more clues while you're at it. 481 00:34:39,294 --> 00:34:40,210 Oh, right. The Ding-Dong. 482 00:34:40,795 --> 00:34:43,005 Doesn't ring a bell. 483 00:34:43,089 --> 00:34:45,173 All I know is you guys are really nice. 484 00:34:47,594 --> 00:34:49,177 Completely reversified! 485 00:34:50,179 --> 00:34:53,891 If you did this to Mulecruncher, I can't imagine what you could do 486 00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:55,976 to these two boneheads... 487 00:34:56,185 --> 00:34:57,978 Bacterio, proceed! 488 00:34:58,146 --> 00:35:00,439 Get ready, Mortadelo. This will put some hair on our heads. 489 00:35:00,607 --> 00:35:03,150 Give me long hair that blows in the wind. 490 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:05,569 I'll take the horizontal butt crack. Just to try it. 491 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:08,238 Abort the operation, Super. It's not going to work. 492 00:35:08,489 --> 00:35:09,156 Why not? 493 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:10,157 Because they're half stupid. 494 00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:11,283 I know that. So what? 495 00:35:11,451 --> 00:35:14,077 Reversulin would only make them half-smart. Like they already are. 496 00:35:14,162 --> 00:35:15,704 It would be a waste of time. 497 00:35:15,997 --> 00:35:17,664 Don't listen to him, Super. 498 00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:20,626 How can we stay the same if we've always looked alike? 499 00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:22,669 Especially him, he's missing half a brain. 500 00:35:24,797 --> 00:35:26,673 You're right, Bacterio! 501 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:30,761 These two nincompoops are useless, even turned inside out. 502 00:35:31,137 --> 00:35:33,680 How will we find that twerp Jimmy now? 503 00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:35,307 Hey, my cousin James. 504 00:35:35,391 --> 00:35:37,184 You're related to him? 505 00:35:37,644 --> 00:35:40,312 Sure. We're cousins through family. 506 00:35:40,521 --> 00:35:42,689 Do you know by any chance where your cousin is hiding? 507 00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:43,482 Of course. 508 00:35:43,691 --> 00:35:45,901 But I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't remember anything right now. 509 00:35:46,069 --> 00:35:48,987 And I've always had an awesome memory. 510 00:35:49,530 --> 00:35:50,822 The Reversulin! 511 00:35:50,907 --> 00:35:53,241 It turned him inside out like a sock! 512 00:35:53,326 --> 00:35:57,162 How long before the effects wear off on this gorilla? 513 00:35:57,330 --> 00:36:00,040 To be exact... sooner or later. 514 00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:02,626 - Be careful out there, buddy. - I will. 515 00:36:02,710 --> 00:36:05,921 He's not going anywhere. Take him to the T.I.A. safe house. 516 00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:07,464 Where? 517 00:36:09,008 --> 00:36:12,803 It's a top-secret house for our witness protection program 518 00:36:13,012 --> 00:36:18,058 with 24 hour surveillance cameras controlled by the T.I.A. 519 00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:19,643 I love it! 520 00:36:19,727 --> 00:36:22,229 - The house? - No, the Power Point. 521 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,189 Take him there and don't let him out of your sight. 522 00:36:24,273 --> 00:36:26,024 As soon as the effects wear off, 523 00:36:26,109 --> 00:36:28,986 get the information out of him. Here are the coordinates. 524 00:36:29,070 --> 00:36:30,278 Just one question. 525 00:36:30,363 --> 00:36:32,656 When the effects wear off on Crunchy, 526 00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:33,782 he'll try to murder the boss, right? 527 00:36:33,866 --> 00:36:35,742 - Of course. Anything else? - Just a minute! 528 00:36:36,536 --> 00:36:38,203 You can't fool me, I'm not stupid. 529 00:36:38,287 --> 00:36:39,329 What are you talking about? 530 00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:41,623 What do you think? The expense account. 531 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:44,626 You think I don't know that missions like this always have 532 00:36:44,711 --> 00:36:46,962 an expense account? 533 00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:49,256 Filemon, we underestimated you. 534 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,008 You're completely stupid. 535 00:36:51,092 --> 00:36:53,969 My new assistant will take care of it. 536 00:36:54,053 --> 00:36:55,470 Now we're talking. 537 00:36:55,555 --> 00:36:58,974 Irma, bring in the documents for the B-12 meal plan. 538 00:36:59,392 --> 00:37:02,602 Exactly. You have to speak up if you want to be heard. 539 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:05,188 May I come in, Super, sir? 540 00:37:26,586 --> 00:37:29,087 Get out of the way, Mortadelo... 541 00:37:33,134 --> 00:37:34,134 I'll call you later. 542 00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:40,515 Hi there, sweetcakes. What are you doing for the rest of your life? 543 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,893 At the moment, recovering my bug spray. 544 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:45,437 Wow, she's cute. 545 00:37:45,521 --> 00:37:47,731 Okay, take him to the safe house. 546 00:37:47,815 --> 00:37:51,902 Jutht a mibit, ! We beed a thpecial veeicle, jutht thayin... 547 00:37:51,986 --> 00:37:53,403 I took care of it. 548 00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:55,822 You'll take the C.A.R. 549 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,534 With rear-wheel traction and radio included. 550 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:01,078 I'm driving! 551 00:38:06,375 --> 00:38:09,669 They stuffed me in this car, 552 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:14,508 I hope this place isn't far... 553 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,011 At least we got the meal plan. 554 00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:21,765 Yeah, a list of low-fat foods! Doggone it...! 555 00:38:21,849 --> 00:38:24,392 Let's see if we can find this little safe house. 556 00:38:24,477 --> 00:38:26,103 Don't worry, I'll get us there. 557 00:38:26,187 --> 00:38:28,230 - You? - Hey! 558 00:38:28,314 --> 00:38:30,690 You couldn't find a nut in a nuthouse. 559 00:38:30,983 --> 00:38:33,568 You're jealous. Who did the Super assign the mission to? 560 00:38:33,653 --> 00:38:36,154 To both of us. But I'm the one pushing the carriage. 561 00:38:36,322 --> 00:38:38,031 - What carriage? - This one... 562 00:38:43,830 --> 00:38:44,788 Boss! The kid! 563 00:39:02,348 --> 00:39:04,599 Hurry, Mortadelo! We'll lose him! 564 00:39:11,941 --> 00:39:14,317 The old switch-a-roo. 565 00:39:22,743 --> 00:39:23,702 Don't lose him! 566 00:39:25,872 --> 00:39:27,205 Faster, we're gaining on him! 567 00:39:33,212 --> 00:39:34,504 - Phew! - What happened?! 568 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:36,715 Lucky I ducked, I almost ate that beam for lunch. 569 00:39:40,553 --> 00:39:43,430 Do you hear something? 570 00:39:43,764 --> 00:39:45,182 Boss? Boss? 571 00:39:45,766 --> 00:39:48,226 Hit the brakes!!! 572 00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:57,068 My car, my car, where is my car? 573 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,486 There! 574 00:40:03,492 --> 00:40:04,451 Follow that baby carriage! 575 00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:06,328 - What about the light! - Forget the light! 576 00:40:06,412 --> 00:40:07,537 Can't you see I'm a police officer? 577 00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:08,830 Whatever you say. 578 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,303 Lean your body out to turn, boss! 579 00:40:24,138 --> 00:40:25,138 It's no use! 580 00:40:25,306 --> 00:40:26,640 No, open your mouth! 581 00:40:26,849 --> 00:40:28,099 What for? 582 00:40:32,396 --> 00:40:34,064 For the turn, of course! 583 00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:38,193 DANGER CONSTRUCTION WORK 584 00:40:40,446 --> 00:40:41,446 We've got him! 585 00:40:43,950 --> 00:40:45,116 Boss, duck! 586 00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:47,869 Whoa! Lightning-quick reflexes! 587 00:40:49,747 --> 00:40:52,707 Hang on tight! 588 00:41:07,306 --> 00:41:08,682 What a ball! 589 00:41:09,016 --> 00:41:10,016 Take that! 590 00:41:14,897 --> 00:41:15,897 Watch out! 591 00:41:17,066 --> 00:41:18,483 I have to do everything! 592 00:41:18,567 --> 00:41:19,025 SAFETY COMES FIRST 593 00:41:21,362 --> 00:41:24,197 You want to stop for a second, boss? You look dizzy. 594 00:41:31,539 --> 00:41:33,498 Sit up, we'll get a ticket! 595 00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:43,633 Let me drive, you don't know what you're doing! 596 00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:45,260 The handlebar is backwards! 597 00:41:45,428 --> 00:41:46,970 So what? It doesn't matter. 598 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:04,279 I love driving... 599 00:42:21,297 --> 00:42:24,299 Booya!!! What a ride! 600 00:42:25,718 --> 00:42:27,052 Can we do it again? 601 00:42:27,470 --> 00:42:29,012 How did you people get in here? 602 00:42:29,096 --> 00:42:30,889 This place is top secret. 603 00:42:31,057 --> 00:42:33,183 What do you mean, top secret? 604 00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:41,107 Oh, surveillance cameras... 605 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:42,942 Yeah, 24 hours. 606 00:42:43,319 --> 00:42:45,862 The boss sent you, no doubt. 607 00:42:45,946 --> 00:42:48,323 - Sure, the boss runs everything. - Of course. 608 00:42:48,407 --> 00:42:51,618 Who didn't know where he was going, Mortadelo? 609 00:42:52,161 --> 00:42:53,578 Why do you think they call me G.P.S.? 610 00:42:53,662 --> 00:42:57,582 Because it stands for Great Pain in the S! 611 00:42:59,377 --> 00:43:00,335 Wowza, yes! 612 00:43:00,419 --> 00:43:01,795 We brought the new guy. The boss sent us. 613 00:43:01,879 --> 00:43:03,671 The new guy? What new guy? 614 00:43:03,839 --> 00:43:05,173 The boss didn't tell you? 615 00:43:05,257 --> 00:43:07,300 The boss knows about this? 616 00:43:07,385 --> 00:43:09,052 The boss is the one who sent us. 617 00:43:09,136 --> 00:43:10,595 You know how bossy the boss is. 618 00:43:10,805 --> 00:43:12,013 You can say that again. 619 00:43:12,556 --> 00:43:14,099 I'm the boss here! 620 00:43:14,183 --> 00:43:15,975 I control everything! 621 00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:18,686 Nobody moves a finger around here unless I say so! 622 00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:21,356 Mimi's going to blow a gasket today. 623 00:43:21,524 --> 00:43:23,108 Punch in the title! 624 00:43:27,196 --> 00:43:28,947 Mi-mi... Mimi... 625 00:43:29,031 --> 00:43:30,657 - What?! - Um... 626 00:43:30,741 --> 00:43:33,284 When is the new guy supposed to go in? 627 00:43:33,369 --> 00:43:35,161 What new guy, you idiot?! 628 00:43:35,788 --> 00:43:36,830 Him. 629 00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:40,333 Don't get up! 630 00:43:41,377 --> 00:43:43,837 Not on my account! 631 00:43:45,423 --> 00:43:46,965 Don't get up! 632 00:43:47,133 --> 00:43:49,008 My, oh, my! What a rush! 633 00:43:49,677 --> 00:43:51,970 Heads are going to roll! 634 00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:54,556 What do you mean? 635 00:43:56,350 --> 00:43:57,725 Camera three! 636 00:43:58,394 --> 00:43:59,394 Coming right up. 637 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:02,355 Super, sir, turn on the TV. It's urgent. 638 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,858 I'm already watching. How is this possible? 639 00:44:04,942 --> 00:44:05,984 I was shocked too. 640 00:44:06,068 --> 00:44:08,236 That's no way to make a jug! 641 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,572 Making pottery takes tenacity... 642 00:44:10,656 --> 00:44:14,159 Not PBS. The other channel. 643 00:44:14,243 --> 00:44:17,954 I'm reversified, the T.I.A. Has a new drug. 644 00:44:18,038 --> 00:44:21,875 I'm reversified, the Super gave me a hug. 645 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:24,502 Tell me this isn't happening! 646 00:44:24,587 --> 00:44:28,923 There she blows! Ofelia's fat as a whale. 647 00:44:29,091 --> 00:44:32,677 Watch out, Jimmy, they're hot on your trail. 648 00:44:32,761 --> 00:44:35,305 Boss! Mulecruncher is singing! 649 00:44:35,681 --> 00:44:36,681 What's he saying? 650 00:44:36,765 --> 00:44:37,932 He's telling the world. 651 00:44:38,017 --> 00:44:40,059 We'll have to go in there and overthrow him. 652 00:44:40,227 --> 00:44:42,103 Overthrow him? Good idea. Let me. 653 00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:44,355 Everybody get down! 654 00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:46,733 - Get down! - What are you doing, you fool? 655 00:44:46,942 --> 00:44:48,568 Sit down, damn it! 656 00:44:52,948 --> 00:44:55,408 You all suck! Everyone except me! 657 00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:58,077 You're all a bunch of backstabbers! 658 00:44:58,245 --> 00:45:00,663 No, boss, don't say that... 659 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,250 The ratings are going up! 660 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:07,462 The audience loves me! Camera two! 661 00:45:08,881 --> 00:45:10,548 Here I am, singing this song. 662 00:45:10,633 --> 00:45:12,800 Filemon, it won't be long. 663 00:45:12,885 --> 00:45:16,596 It's almost time to give you a Ding-Dong. 664 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,473 I'm going to ring your bell. 665 00:45:18,557 --> 00:45:19,599 All clear, Mortadelo! 666 00:45:19,683 --> 00:45:22,602 I wrote down his name without realizing... 667 00:45:22,686 --> 00:45:24,729 Shut up, you idiot! The copyright people will nail us! 668 00:45:24,813 --> 00:45:27,941 - Hide in here! - And keep your mouth shut. 669 00:45:28,025 --> 00:45:29,692 Thank God we stopped him in time. 670 00:45:31,570 --> 00:45:33,196 Hello, this is Super Big Brother. 671 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,532 Is that you, Super? 672 00:45:35,699 --> 00:45:37,200 Tell us how you got here. 673 00:45:37,284 --> 00:45:39,327 Well, I was in jail and I stepped out for a moment 674 00:45:39,411 --> 00:45:41,329 to stick my hand in somebody's rear-end, 675 00:45:41,413 --> 00:45:43,873 but now I've been reversified 676 00:45:44,124 --> 00:45:46,042 and I don't remember who I am... 677 00:45:46,126 --> 00:45:49,087 I'll kill them! I'll kill them!!! 678 00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:54,926 Boom! I love the sound of the boom... baboom boom boom... 679 00:45:58,556 --> 00:45:59,722 Nice little bomb... 680 00:46:00,849 --> 00:46:04,018 Boom... I love the sound of the boom... 681 00:46:07,273 --> 00:46:09,566 Look, Jimmy, this guy again. 682 00:46:09,650 --> 00:46:10,984 He doesn't look so tough. 683 00:46:11,068 --> 00:46:14,112 ...meanwhile I got a little job working for the T.I.A. 684 00:46:14,196 --> 00:46:16,698 because they're looking for my cousin Jimmy the Freak. 685 00:46:16,782 --> 00:46:19,409 They've got a message for him. And since I know where his hideout is, 686 00:46:19,493 --> 00:46:21,786 I'm going to tell them. 687 00:46:22,788 --> 00:46:25,248 So this guy wouldn't say a word, huh, Jimmy? 688 00:46:25,332 --> 00:46:26,332 Son of a brick! 689 00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:37,594 And of all my new playmates, there's one who... 690 00:46:37,678 --> 00:46:40,013 There's one who looks very familiar... 691 00:46:40,180 --> 00:46:42,307 because I... 692 00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:48,354 I think he's the one who double-crossed me 15 years ago! 693 00:46:48,522 --> 00:46:51,733 I spent 15 years in prison, 694 00:46:51,817 --> 00:46:53,985 doing hard labor! 695 00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:56,696 He won't shut up, boss. Not even underwater. 696 00:46:56,780 --> 00:46:58,990 I'll have to go in there and explain to the boy 697 00:46:59,074 --> 00:47:00,575 who wears the pants around here. 698 00:47:00,659 --> 00:47:02,285 Filemooon!!! 699 00:47:05,873 --> 00:47:09,000 Give me that, smartypants is going to hear it from me. 700 00:47:09,084 --> 00:47:10,251 Wait, wait! Have you made your will? 701 00:47:10,336 --> 00:47:11,794 He's the one who should. 702 00:47:15,007 --> 00:47:17,425 No need for that, he'll draft the whole thing for you right now. 703 00:47:21,555 --> 00:47:23,222 The Ding-Dong! Wait! 704 00:47:23,390 --> 00:47:24,390 Just a second, Crunchy. 705 00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:28,061 Boss, put the apartment in my name. You'll save me a lot of paperwork later. 706 00:47:28,145 --> 00:47:29,854 Yeah, don't look at me like that. 707 00:47:32,066 --> 00:47:33,983 Another jerk hungry for a close-up. 708 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:45,662 All-time ratings, all thanks to me! 709 00:47:45,829 --> 00:47:46,829 Give it to me! 710 00:47:56,048 --> 00:47:57,465 Me! 711 00:47:59,426 --> 00:48:00,635 I'm just another crew member. 712 00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,387 I tiny cog in this valuable human machinery. 713 00:48:03,722 --> 00:48:07,225 Only a team effort will get the job done. 714 00:48:07,976 --> 00:48:09,310 And you... Are you here for an interview? 715 00:48:09,395 --> 00:48:10,853 Who is this dingbat? 716 00:48:10,938 --> 00:48:13,981 - The boss. - I'm sick of bosses! 717 00:48:15,984 --> 00:48:17,777 Hooray! Take that! You had it coming! 718 00:48:22,282 --> 00:48:24,409 Jeepers, not again! Phooey! 719 00:48:24,493 --> 00:48:26,619 You two are a couple of mongoloids! 720 00:48:26,704 --> 00:48:29,247 Two unfinished science rejects! 721 00:48:29,331 --> 00:48:31,582 I tell you to hide him somewhere discreet 722 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:35,253 and you put him in front of two hundred million spectators! 723 00:48:35,337 --> 00:48:38,297 For your sake, I hope that turd Jimmy 724 00:48:38,382 --> 00:48:39,590 wasn't watching! 725 00:48:39,675 --> 00:48:42,468 Super, it would be a huge coincidence 726 00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:44,095 if out of two hundred million people watching 727 00:48:44,179 --> 00:48:46,973 one would be Jimmy. 728 00:48:48,350 --> 00:48:50,601 Look, a message. 729 00:48:50,769 --> 00:48:52,770 "I'm going to sink the T.I.A." 730 00:48:53,313 --> 00:48:56,107 Sink the T.I.A. Who's the freak? 731 00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:59,819 It's normal for you to be surprised, sugar. 732 00:48:59,903 --> 00:49:02,363 It's not every day you see a body like mine. 733 00:49:02,448 --> 00:49:05,283 You're right, it fits your face perfectly. 734 00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:08,077 How is he going to sink the T.I.A.? 735 00:49:08,287 --> 00:49:09,871 People say these things in the heat of the moment, 736 00:49:09,955 --> 00:49:10,955 but he won't do it. 737 00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:12,915 Besides, it's impossible, Super. 738 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,001 He'd need to bring a helicopter. 739 00:49:15,085 --> 00:49:16,085 Right. 740 00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:17,253 And fly over the roof... 741 00:49:18,714 --> 00:49:20,882 Drop a hollow bomb... 742 00:49:21,175 --> 00:49:22,175 Or two... 743 00:49:22,926 --> 00:49:24,761 - Giving him time to escape. - Exactly. 744 00:49:24,845 --> 00:49:26,721 It would be very hard to pull it off in time. 745 00:49:26,805 --> 00:49:29,015 Yeah, very hard, very hard. 746 00:49:32,978 --> 00:49:35,688 Hey, did you guys hear something? 747 00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:38,232 Stop playing around with the building! 748 00:49:39,109 --> 00:49:40,401 No, no... 749 00:49:40,486 --> 00:49:43,905 if you cry because you can't see the sun your tears won't let you see the stars. 750 00:49:44,448 --> 00:49:45,448 Take him away. 751 00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:47,074 - Where? - Home. 752 00:49:47,159 --> 00:49:48,868 Like we know where he lives. 753 00:49:48,952 --> 00:49:51,162 Not his. Yours. 754 00:49:51,246 --> 00:49:53,998 Wait a minute. Why ours? 755 00:49:54,082 --> 00:49:57,251 Because it's public housing. Officially protected. 756 00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:00,254 Officially protected. 757 00:50:00,881 --> 00:50:03,299 Filemon, sir, can I give you a piece of advice? 758 00:50:03,383 --> 00:50:05,092 - Sure. - You're an imbecile. 759 00:50:05,177 --> 00:50:06,177 Thank you, sir. 760 00:50:15,771 --> 00:50:17,104 This is awesome! 761 00:50:17,189 --> 00:50:19,232 Nice pad, huh? 762 00:50:19,316 --> 00:50:20,983 I'd never seen such a beautiful combination 763 00:50:21,068 --> 00:50:23,611 of so much crap and bad taste. 764 00:50:23,695 --> 00:50:25,571 I love it. It's just like home. 765 00:50:26,323 --> 00:50:28,157 - No! - Yes. 766 00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:29,367 No, no, no, no, no! 767 00:50:29,451 --> 00:50:30,368 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 768 00:50:30,452 --> 00:50:32,286 No. No. No. 769 00:50:32,371 --> 00:50:33,996 Yes, yes, yes. 770 00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:35,164 No! 771 00:50:42,589 --> 00:50:44,549 - Uh-oh, here we go! - Take notes! 772 00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:47,093 I spent 773 00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:50,513 fifteen years in a hole... 774 00:50:50,681 --> 00:50:52,181 He sings better than you. 775 00:50:52,474 --> 00:50:57,937 ...for false evidence planted by a troll... 776 00:50:58,105 --> 00:50:59,981 - He's dedicating it to you, boss. - No way. 777 00:51:00,065 --> 00:51:04,694 All that time thinking about giving a Ding-Dong... 778 00:51:04,778 --> 00:51:05,528 The Ding-Dong! 779 00:51:05,612 --> 00:51:08,447 ...to the twerp who did me wrong. 780 00:51:09,032 --> 00:51:12,034 He has two hairs on his head... 781 00:51:12,494 --> 00:51:13,870 He's not talking about me. 782 00:51:13,954 --> 00:51:16,289 No way, man. Ow, I tripped. 783 00:51:16,456 --> 00:51:20,459 ...and soon he will be dead. 784 00:51:20,836 --> 00:51:22,795 He's destroying the song! 785 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:28,092 - I'll send him straight to hell. - Keep going! 786 00:51:28,176 --> 00:51:29,927 I can feel a headache coming on. 787 00:51:31,054 --> 00:51:35,349 - I'll ring him like a bell. - Olé! 788 00:51:37,185 --> 00:51:39,270 Don't know who I am anymore... 789 00:51:39,688 --> 00:51:42,607 Don't want revenge anymore... 790 00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:46,068 Not coming after you anymore... 791 00:51:48,030 --> 00:51:49,155 What did I tell you? 792 00:51:49,323 --> 00:51:54,702 Not coming after you anymore, Filemon Pi. 793 00:51:56,788 --> 00:51:59,206 Not coming after me anymore... 794 00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:05,129 This poor dumb fool, 795 00:52:05,213 --> 00:52:08,883 this huge bucket of drool... 796 00:52:08,967 --> 00:52:11,010 Watch out, the effects might wear off... 797 00:52:12,554 --> 00:52:17,058 Since you're not who you were anymore... 798 00:52:18,352 --> 00:52:19,644 What are you doing? 799 00:52:20,312 --> 00:52:25,566 Since cleaning is such a chore... 800 00:52:27,861 --> 00:52:32,239 Put on those gloves and mop the floor... 801 00:52:33,283 --> 00:52:35,451 Here's some bug spray, 802 00:52:36,912 --> 00:52:39,789 if any critters get in the way... 803 00:52:42,376 --> 00:52:43,793 - Beat it! - Party-pooper! 804 00:52:43,877 --> 00:52:44,710 Don't tempt me... 805 00:52:44,878 --> 00:52:47,630 - Loser! You're a loser! - Forget it, he ain't worth it. 806 00:52:47,923 --> 00:52:54,428 For once I agree with this schmuck. 807 00:52:54,513 --> 00:52:55,596 Wow, that's a first. 808 00:52:56,431 --> 00:52:59,225 Cleaning the floor 809 00:52:59,726 --> 00:53:02,645 can only bring luck. 810 00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:09,568 The best thing to do is grab a pail... 811 00:53:09,653 --> 00:53:10,778 I love you all...! 812 00:53:10,862 --> 00:53:13,239 ...and pay attention 813 00:53:14,282 --> 00:53:17,284 to every detail. 814 00:53:18,203 --> 00:53:21,664 Do the washing... 815 00:53:21,748 --> 00:53:22,748 Olé! 816 00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:26,502 ...the ironing... 817 00:53:26,670 --> 00:53:30,631 The sewing, the sweeping, the cooking... 818 00:53:31,341 --> 00:53:32,591 Nothing like a nice sauté. 819 00:53:37,973 --> 00:53:39,015 Hey, kiddo. 820 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:42,184 After you do the dishes go down and bring back a couple beers. 821 00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:44,186 We're thirsty. Have them put it on your tab, 822 00:53:44,271 --> 00:53:45,938 you can pay later. 823 00:53:46,148 --> 00:53:47,148 Sure, Daddy. 824 00:53:47,315 --> 00:53:49,525 Make no mistake, kid. I'm not your daddy. 825 00:53:49,609 --> 00:53:52,820 If you wanted a father, you shouldn't have been born an orphan! 826 00:53:53,196 --> 00:53:54,321 High five! 827 00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:56,949 You're lucky I'm reversified, Filemon. 828 00:53:57,034 --> 00:53:59,869 Otherwise I would reach up your bum, grab your throat 829 00:53:59,953 --> 00:54:02,455 and turn you inside out like a calamari. 830 00:54:02,539 --> 00:54:05,499 The Ding-Dong I mentioned earlier, remember? 831 00:54:06,376 --> 00:54:09,420 Let's get out of here, this place is too clean. It's disgusting! 832 00:54:09,504 --> 00:54:11,589 Too bad, it was a such a nice pigsty. 833 00:54:16,428 --> 00:54:17,970 All clear 834 00:54:18,055 --> 00:54:20,931 for Operation Annihilate the Boss' Cousin. 835 00:54:21,099 --> 00:54:22,892 Perfect, Billy, perfect. 836 00:54:25,228 --> 00:54:26,937 He asked for it. 837 00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:51,295 Let the fireworks begin! 838 00:55:13,652 --> 00:55:17,822 Boom, I love the sound of the boom... 839 00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:24,036 I just want to be happy... 840 00:55:24,746 --> 00:55:27,081 And find myself a daddy... 841 00:55:27,165 --> 00:55:28,916 Are you lost, little boy? 842 00:55:29,584 --> 00:55:31,585 Wow, a tiny toy man! 843 00:55:31,837 --> 00:55:33,712 Can't find your way home? 844 00:55:33,797 --> 00:55:36,715 I don't have a home. They took me in. 845 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,342 Took you in...? 846 00:55:38,927 --> 00:55:41,762 "City Orphanage." 847 00:55:42,013 --> 00:55:43,055 You poor thing. 848 00:55:43,265 --> 00:55:44,557 A helpless little orphan. 849 00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:46,809 And they sent me for beers. 850 00:55:46,893 --> 00:55:48,978 What kind of orphanage is this? 851 00:55:49,062 --> 00:55:50,938 I don't know, they drugged me. 852 00:55:51,106 --> 00:55:53,440 Two men living together. 853 00:55:53,608 --> 00:55:56,068 This is inconceivable! 854 00:55:56,236 --> 00:55:58,779 What's going on here? I want to talk to whoever's in charge right now! 855 00:55:58,864 --> 00:56:00,281 On the double! 856 00:56:02,701 --> 00:56:03,993 That's for the firecrackers! 857 00:56:04,077 --> 00:56:04,785 Taxi! 858 00:56:05,912 --> 00:56:07,955 What are you doing? I work for the city! 859 00:56:08,039 --> 00:56:11,000 Even better! You're responsible 860 00:56:11,084 --> 00:56:12,084 for this hit-and-run! 861 00:56:12,169 --> 00:56:13,419 I didn't even touch you. 862 00:56:13,503 --> 00:56:17,256 If he has a fever you're in big trouble. 863 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:20,301 Here's a thermometer, sweetie. 864 00:56:20,385 --> 00:56:22,636 Take us to a day care center right now 865 00:56:22,804 --> 00:56:25,014 so they can look after this poor child! 866 00:56:25,098 --> 00:56:26,473 I have a better idea. 867 00:56:26,808 --> 00:56:28,184 Look, I have a gift for you. 868 00:56:29,728 --> 00:56:32,438 Don't try to bribe me, lady! 869 00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:37,484 Just stick the key in the ignition! 870 00:56:39,154 --> 00:56:41,572 I should stick it where the sun don't shine. 871 00:56:43,158 --> 00:56:45,826 Now you flee into the subway! 872 00:56:45,911 --> 00:56:47,745 We're surrounded by corruption 873 00:56:47,829 --> 00:56:49,079 and incompetence! 874 00:56:50,498 --> 00:56:51,957 Get in the car, son! 875 00:56:52,918 --> 00:56:55,085 - Son? - Come on, little fella. 876 00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:57,796 Crunchy has some nerve... 877 00:56:57,881 --> 00:56:59,298 He left without watering the plants. 878 00:56:59,382 --> 00:57:00,883 I've got a ticket to ride... 879 00:57:02,052 --> 00:57:03,969 Boss, check this out! 880 00:57:05,180 --> 00:57:06,972 We have to act fast, Mortadelo. 881 00:57:07,474 --> 00:57:08,807 The store is going to close! 882 00:57:08,892 --> 00:57:09,600 Phooey! 883 00:57:10,644 --> 00:57:12,895 Going for a ride 884 00:57:12,979 --> 00:57:14,855 - in Daddy's car... - Buckle up! 885 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,859 To Jimmy's hideout. 886 00:57:19,527 --> 00:57:22,404 To warn him that they're looking for him. 887 00:57:22,864 --> 00:57:24,490 Your voice is changing. 888 00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:26,825 You're turning into a little man. 889 00:57:31,164 --> 00:57:33,207 RABID DOGS 890 00:57:38,296 --> 00:57:41,590 Great, Mortadelo. We lost Mulecruncher. 891 00:57:42,175 --> 00:57:44,593 Not lost, boss. He was taken from us. 892 00:57:44,678 --> 00:57:48,430 You're right, very clever. I knew that. But who? 893 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,182 If we only had a clue... 894 00:57:51,184 --> 00:57:52,685 Wait, something's written here. 895 00:57:53,603 --> 00:57:55,813 "Property of Jimmy the Freak's gang. 896 00:57:55,897 --> 00:57:58,732 If found, call 609020202." 897 00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,610 020202... Nope. They're all prime numbers. 898 00:58:01,695 --> 00:58:03,279 - Excuse me? - The clue is invalid. 899 00:58:03,530 --> 00:58:05,364 There's an address and a website. 900 00:58:05,448 --> 00:58:06,615 "Jimmythefreak.com." 901 00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:09,410 Will you let me think? I'm trying 902 00:58:09,577 --> 00:58:11,120 to put this puzzle together. 903 00:58:11,788 --> 00:58:13,038 I saw the whole thing. 904 00:58:13,248 --> 00:58:15,582 If you're looking for the big fella who was singing on TV... 905 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:20,004 Great! Some jerk steps out of the sewer and he's already a private eye! 906 00:58:20,088 --> 00:58:21,338 Whatever. 907 00:58:22,215 --> 00:58:24,466 - I have an idea, boss. - Don't tell me. 908 00:58:24,634 --> 00:58:25,634 I'm sick of your ideas. 909 00:58:25,719 --> 00:58:27,845 Shouldn't we try calling right now, just in case? 910 00:58:27,929 --> 00:58:29,972 Right now? Are you insane? 911 00:58:30,056 --> 00:58:31,765 We have to call after eight, 912 00:58:31,850 --> 00:58:33,517 it's cheaper. 913 00:58:35,895 --> 00:58:39,315 FOR SALE BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING 914 00:58:43,611 --> 00:58:46,030 I don't know if all this will fit in the chopper. 915 00:58:46,698 --> 00:58:48,574 Then we'll have to make two trips. Everything goes. 916 00:58:48,658 --> 00:58:51,368 - The used bricks too? - No. 917 00:58:51,453 --> 00:58:54,163 We can leave them behind if you want. 918 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:58,500 Hello, Jimmy the Freak's secret hideout. 919 00:59:00,545 --> 00:59:01,545 Hello? 920 00:59:02,005 --> 00:59:03,047 What are you doing? 921 00:59:03,131 --> 00:59:05,549 I hung up. So they'll call me back. 922 00:59:08,595 --> 00:59:09,553 Watch and learn. 923 00:59:10,263 --> 00:59:11,847 Yes? Hello? 924 00:59:12,015 --> 00:59:14,183 - You called this number. - What do you want exactly? 925 00:59:14,267 --> 00:59:15,351 Who am I talking to? 926 00:59:15,435 --> 00:59:17,269 Mortadelo and Filemon, from the T.I.A. 927 00:59:17,354 --> 00:59:18,270 Oh, right. 928 00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:22,358 What was I going to say? Would you happen to have something or someone 929 00:59:22,442 --> 00:59:23,817 that doesn't belong to you maybe? 930 00:59:23,902 --> 00:59:26,612 The last thing that came in was a safe that belongs to you guys... 931 00:59:26,696 --> 00:59:30,157 But it's all packed up in bubble wrap because we're shipping it right away... 932 00:59:30,241 --> 00:59:31,992 Since you blew our cover... 933 00:59:32,077 --> 00:59:35,746 Yeah, sorry about that. Anyway, can you pass me Mulecruncher 934 00:59:35,830 --> 00:59:38,499 for a second? I have a message for him. 935 00:59:38,583 --> 00:59:40,292 Hold on a second, let me check. 936 00:59:40,377 --> 00:59:41,960 Jimmy, they want to talk to your cou... 937 00:59:45,006 --> 00:59:46,382 Crunchy? Crunchy? Mulecruncher? 938 00:59:46,966 --> 00:59:50,469 Congratulations, boss. Now they're torturing him and it's all your fault. 939 00:59:50,553 --> 00:59:54,306 Jesus, Mortadelo! We need to get there right now, but it's impossible! 940 00:59:54,474 --> 00:59:57,601 The hideout is 30 miles away, in the countryside! 941 00:59:57,769 --> 00:59:59,103 Did you say the countryside? 942 00:59:59,187 --> 01:00:00,229 Yeah, why? 943 01:00:00,397 --> 01:00:03,023 - I have an idea, but it's dangerous. - Tell me, what is it? 944 01:00:03,274 --> 01:00:05,109 Teletransportation. 945 01:00:06,611 --> 01:00:08,362 Let me drive! 946 01:00:10,156 --> 01:00:12,199 So those two boneheads from the T.I.A. 947 01:00:12,409 --> 01:00:13,742 have found us... 948 01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:16,620 I told Billy that putting the address on the website was cool 949 01:00:16,704 --> 01:00:17,830 but not very safe. 950 01:00:17,914 --> 01:00:20,874 Then how are people supposed to find us, Einstein? 951 01:00:20,959 --> 01:00:23,710 Easy, boys. I'll separate you so you stop arguing, 952 01:00:23,795 --> 01:00:25,254 so you stop arguing I'll separate you. 953 01:00:29,008 --> 01:00:31,427 How did these two get here? Bluetooth? 954 01:00:31,594 --> 01:00:34,430 No worries. The moment they touch that latch 955 01:00:34,597 --> 01:00:35,889 it'll activate the security trap. 956 01:00:36,724 --> 01:00:38,267 - Right? - Wrong. 957 01:00:38,810 --> 01:00:39,768 I disconnected it. 958 01:00:41,062 --> 01:00:43,605 You know how much electricity that thing consumes? 959 01:00:46,234 --> 01:00:47,776 What's wrong, Jimmy? Not happy 960 01:00:47,944 --> 01:00:50,529 - to see your cousin? - God help us! We're going to die! 961 01:00:50,613 --> 01:00:51,864 Don't worry, I'll handle 962 01:00:52,031 --> 01:00:53,615 the TV star. 963 01:00:53,783 --> 01:00:55,367 The TV star I'll handle. 964 01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:57,161 - It's not him we're worried about. - It's the Oompa Loompa. 965 01:00:57,704 --> 01:00:59,663 I see you're doing 966 01:00:59,831 --> 01:01:01,290 the vacuuming, Mother Superior. 967 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,417 Children deserve a clean environment. 968 01:01:03,501 --> 01:01:06,170 I came to drop off the little one, but first I have to make sure 969 01:01:06,254 --> 01:01:08,755 everything is in order in this nursery. 970 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,842 Holy guacamole! You look exactly the same, cuz! Worse than ever. 971 01:01:13,094 --> 01:01:15,471 Your brooms are nicely arranged. 972 01:01:15,555 --> 01:01:17,639 Hey, pineapples to make smoothies for the kids. 973 01:01:17,807 --> 01:01:19,141 Very healthy, yes, sir. 974 01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:20,851 - Who is this guy? - Daddy-o! 975 01:01:22,187 --> 01:01:24,146 - My uncle? - Spongeballs! 976 01:01:24,522 --> 01:01:25,898 You're going to love it here, kiddo. 977 01:01:26,191 --> 01:01:28,442 What are you up to, you freak? 978 01:01:28,651 --> 01:01:31,195 I'm getting my revenge on those blabbermouths who helped the T.I.A., 979 01:01:31,362 --> 01:01:33,322 the T.I.A. who helped. 980 01:01:34,407 --> 01:01:35,157 The T.I.A.! 981 01:01:35,992 --> 01:01:38,368 They drugged me! 982 01:01:39,746 --> 01:01:42,789 They made me iron, sew and cook! 983 01:01:42,874 --> 01:01:44,541 They even had me singing 984 01:01:44,751 --> 01:01:46,418 Julio Iglesias! 985 01:01:46,628 --> 01:01:49,087 And they sent me out for beers! 986 01:01:50,131 --> 01:01:51,507 Hey, look at this safe. 987 01:01:52,926 --> 01:01:55,469 Looks strong! It's one of those with the little hook. 988 01:01:57,013 --> 01:01:59,139 I'll be damned, damned I'll be. 989 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:04,269 If we leave the fridge open the food will spoil. What's this? 990 01:02:04,437 --> 01:02:07,564 Very nice! Crab sticks on the floor! 991 01:02:07,815 --> 01:02:10,400 If we put them in the freezer, 992 01:02:10,485 --> 01:02:13,237 we'll know where they are later. 993 01:02:13,321 --> 01:02:15,239 Look! A drum! 994 01:02:16,157 --> 01:02:18,534 - Dashing through the... - Nooo! 995 01:02:18,618 --> 01:02:19,701 ...snow! 996 01:02:27,585 --> 01:02:29,044 You little...! 997 01:02:29,754 --> 01:02:32,130 Look, an empty basement! 998 01:02:32,215 --> 01:02:34,466 I'll check the last time it was inspected. 999 01:02:36,719 --> 01:02:37,719 Nurse! 1000 01:02:41,558 --> 01:02:43,183 I'll get your for this! 1001 01:02:55,196 --> 01:02:56,947 So teletransportation, huh? 1002 01:02:57,031 --> 01:02:58,991 I'll show you teletransportation. 1003 01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:01,326 I thought, since this was out in the countryside, 1004 01:03:01,411 --> 01:03:04,413 we should take this TV out to my poor Aunt Ucrania. 1005 01:03:04,497 --> 01:03:06,498 She just retired and she's bored stiff. 1006 01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:08,375 It's only about 50 miles out of the way. 1007 01:03:08,459 --> 01:03:09,459 What! 1008 01:03:09,544 --> 01:03:10,627 It's not even on the way? 1009 01:03:10,712 --> 01:03:13,589 - It's in the opposite direction. - I can't believe it...! 1010 01:03:16,050 --> 01:03:18,677 What a surprise! Mortadelo! 1011 01:03:18,845 --> 01:03:19,970 Look, there she is! Aunt Ucrania! 1012 01:03:20,054 --> 01:03:22,764 - Is this woman dangerous? - If you're driving. 1013 01:03:22,849 --> 01:03:23,724 You wanted to drive. 1014 01:03:23,891 --> 01:03:26,101 I hardly recognized you! 1015 01:03:26,185 --> 01:03:28,812 Where y'all goin' with that crappy TV? 1016 01:03:28,896 --> 01:03:30,814 - I ain't got nowhere to put it. - It's for you. 1017 01:03:30,898 --> 01:03:33,442 For me? I don't want that piece of garbage. 1018 01:03:33,610 --> 01:03:35,861 I already have 1019 01:03:35,945 --> 01:03:38,905 a 78 inch plasma full HDMI 1020 01:03:38,990 --> 01:03:40,991 with 3D surround sound. 1021 01:03:42,785 --> 01:03:45,746 Aunt Ucrania, can we borrow your mule to get... 1022 01:03:45,913 --> 01:03:48,582 Filomena? No problem. But you'll have to make two trips. 1023 01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:50,125 Shotgun! 1024 01:03:51,502 --> 01:03:52,461 One. 1025 01:03:52,629 --> 01:03:53,754 What are you doing? 1026 01:03:53,838 --> 01:03:58,550 And two. Two trips. Hey, you left your crappy TV behind! 1027 01:03:59,177 --> 01:04:01,219 Should we leave it connected or unplug it? 1028 01:04:01,387 --> 01:04:03,722 With you it's hard to know. 1029 01:04:04,223 --> 01:04:06,266 This is unacceptable! The children starving without dinner 1030 01:04:06,351 --> 01:04:08,852 and you're getting a manicure. 1031 01:04:09,812 --> 01:04:11,313 And you two, what a disgrace. 1032 01:04:12,273 --> 01:04:14,149 You think I don't know what you're up to? 1033 01:04:14,776 --> 01:04:17,861 - What do you mean? - Living together! You're an item! 1034 01:04:18,321 --> 01:04:21,782 Come here, you little peanut. I'm going to turn you into peanut butter. 1035 01:04:21,866 --> 01:04:24,117 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? 1036 01:04:24,202 --> 01:04:25,702 He started it. 1037 01:04:27,538 --> 01:04:28,622 What are you doing? 1038 01:04:28,706 --> 01:04:30,791 Checking the TV! To make sure 1039 01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:33,669 there's no inappropriate programming for children. 1040 01:04:33,753 --> 01:04:35,671 TV shmeevee! 1041 01:04:35,755 --> 01:04:37,964 Give me the remote, you smurf! 1042 01:04:38,549 --> 01:04:40,842 What is this, a new toy? 1043 01:04:40,927 --> 01:04:42,844 What is this? This is what? 1044 01:04:43,012 --> 01:04:46,056 A little thing that goes boom! 1045 01:04:50,812 --> 01:04:53,313 Check it out, click, clack, click. 1046 01:04:53,398 --> 01:04:55,774 It's atomic, tick, tack, tick. 1047 01:04:55,858 --> 01:04:58,318 And how do you know when it's going to blow? 1048 01:04:58,403 --> 01:05:00,654 When it starts to beep, nice and slow. 1049 01:05:00,822 --> 01:05:04,074 And beep, the bomb will go beep. 1050 01:05:04,158 --> 01:05:05,951 I love the sound of the beep... 1051 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,204 right before it goes boom. 1052 01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:10,288 What a blast! 1053 01:05:10,456 --> 01:05:13,959 And boom, what a freaky little boom... 1054 01:05:14,043 --> 01:05:16,294 After it beeps it goes boom... 1055 01:05:16,379 --> 01:05:19,214 And the T.I.A. will meet it's doom! 1056 01:05:21,467 --> 01:05:23,719 I'd better change the channel. 1057 01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:26,972 With all these beeps and booms, I don't think this musical 1058 01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:28,640 is right for the boy. 1059 01:05:30,017 --> 01:05:31,017 Nooo!!! 1060 01:05:34,897 --> 01:05:37,065 What comes after the beep? 1061 01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,742 - What was that? - It sounded like two pumpkins 1062 01:05:46,909 --> 01:05:48,827 stuffed with sawdust crashing on the ground. 1063 01:05:53,124 --> 01:05:55,584 Since when do we have two cactuses out in front? 1064 01:05:55,668 --> 01:05:59,421 I don't know, but one of them is right on top of a red ant hill. 1065 01:06:02,049 --> 01:06:03,592 Elevator! 1066 01:06:03,843 --> 01:06:05,886 Nothing. Someone must have left the door open. 1067 01:06:06,262 --> 01:06:09,222 Stay still, you little bonsai! 1068 01:06:10,475 --> 01:06:12,100 Come on, it's just a few ants. 1069 01:06:12,268 --> 01:06:14,561 It's not the ants, you jack ass. 1070 01:06:14,812 --> 01:06:17,105 My disguise is inside-out! 1071 01:06:19,692 --> 01:06:21,443 I'm going upstairs to talk to the manager, 1072 01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:25,322 even if I have to take the service stairs. 1073 01:06:26,324 --> 01:06:28,492 I'm going to deliver this to the T.I.A. 1074 01:06:28,576 --> 01:06:31,077 Crunchy, keep an eye on your daddy. 1075 01:06:31,162 --> 01:06:34,080 Make sure he doesn't touch anything else! And you two! 1076 01:06:34,290 --> 01:06:35,540 Very important! 1077 01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:37,501 Stay together! 1078 01:06:40,838 --> 01:06:43,673 What do we do now, boss? They're armed to the teeth in there. 1079 01:06:43,841 --> 01:06:45,050 We're dead meat if we go in there. 1080 01:06:45,134 --> 01:06:47,344 Don't worry. We'll do it backwards. 1081 01:06:47,428 --> 01:06:49,137 Reverse psychology. 1082 01:06:49,305 --> 01:06:52,599 We don't go in. They're the ones who'll come out. 1083 01:06:59,899 --> 01:07:01,399 Start the countdown. 1084 01:07:01,567 --> 01:07:02,567 One, 1085 01:07:02,819 --> 01:07:04,444 two, three... 1086 01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:13,328 Boss, they're getting away! 1087 01:07:13,996 --> 01:07:15,789 Five... Shut up, I'll lose count! 1088 01:07:15,957 --> 01:07:17,040 Six, seven... 1089 01:07:21,212 --> 01:07:22,754 Boss, they're escaping! 1090 01:07:23,506 --> 01:07:25,382 Would you be quiet and stop interrupting? 1091 01:07:25,466 --> 01:07:28,385 I lost count! Now I have to start over again from zero. 1092 01:07:29,303 --> 01:07:31,471 Ten, nine, eight... 1093 01:07:33,432 --> 01:07:35,016 Uh-oh, this doesn't look good. 1094 01:07:35,393 --> 01:07:36,768 Where is he taking that? 1095 01:07:40,773 --> 01:07:43,859 Finally a break. Having Jimmy here is always so stressful. 1096 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:45,652 Have you seen my dad? 1097 01:07:45,736 --> 01:07:47,654 That little midget is your dad? 1098 01:07:47,738 --> 01:07:49,322 Bro, didn't you notice? 1099 01:07:49,407 --> 01:07:51,658 He looks just like him. 1100 01:07:52,785 --> 01:07:54,327 Who's your mom? 1101 01:07:54,412 --> 01:07:56,663 The cookie monster? 1102 01:08:03,838 --> 01:08:05,755 Three, two, 1103 01:08:06,132 --> 01:08:07,132 one... 1104 01:08:08,009 --> 01:08:09,050 Zero! 1105 01:08:18,644 --> 01:08:22,230 Now when I fly over the T.I.A... 1106 01:08:22,315 --> 01:08:25,942 Hey, the envelope came back! 1107 01:08:32,992 --> 01:08:34,618 Say whatever you want, 1108 01:08:34,702 --> 01:08:37,203 but I think that reverse psychology stuff is garbage. 1109 01:08:44,503 --> 01:08:45,378 Crunchy! 1110 01:08:46,172 --> 01:08:47,339 Crunchy! 1111 01:08:48,466 --> 01:08:49,591 Crunchy! 1112 01:08:50,051 --> 01:08:51,092 Crunchy... 1113 01:08:51,552 --> 01:08:52,552 Crunchy. 1114 01:08:55,264 --> 01:08:56,264 Crunchy! 1115 01:08:58,476 --> 01:08:59,559 Crunchy. 1116 01:08:59,727 --> 01:09:01,811 Did you get the beers or what? 1117 01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:05,148 I'll show you a beer! 1118 01:09:08,277 --> 01:09:10,070 Don't worry boss, I'll stick him! 1119 01:09:10,237 --> 01:09:13,406 No, wait! We need to extract the intel from him. 1120 01:09:13,574 --> 01:09:15,659 But he's already extracting... all your teeth! 1121 01:09:16,202 --> 01:09:18,620 Where is Jimmy's hideout? 1122 01:09:18,871 --> 01:09:19,871 Here. 1123 01:09:20,957 --> 01:09:23,667 - Where is here? - Right here. 1124 01:09:26,462 --> 01:09:29,005 Inject the invention, Mortadelo. 1125 01:09:29,090 --> 01:09:31,967 We already have all the intel. 1126 01:09:38,724 --> 01:09:41,267 Crunchy, I didn't see you there... 1127 01:09:42,019 --> 01:09:45,105 You're making me do something I don't want to. 1128 01:09:46,023 --> 01:09:47,857 - What? - What do you think? 1129 01:09:48,025 --> 01:09:49,317 Die. 1130 01:09:52,947 --> 01:09:54,906 Billy, did you hear that? 1131 01:09:55,533 --> 01:09:58,535 No... I didn't... God! 1132 01:09:58,786 --> 01:10:00,203 What? What's wrong? 1133 01:10:00,454 --> 01:10:02,247 Man, you sure are ugly! 1134 01:10:02,415 --> 01:10:04,165 What do you mean...? 1135 01:10:06,669 --> 01:10:10,839 I finally don't have to look at you anymore! I can't believe it! 1136 01:10:11,090 --> 01:10:12,507 My own rear-end! 1137 01:10:12,591 --> 01:10:14,217 I've got one too! 1138 01:10:14,385 --> 01:10:17,971 Come on, give me one last hug, then we'll go our separate ways! 1139 01:10:18,681 --> 01:10:19,931 I'll show him. 1140 01:10:20,016 --> 01:10:22,934 - Where are you going with that? - I'm going to stick this guy. 1141 01:10:23,019 --> 01:10:24,144 I'll go with you. 1142 01:10:24,353 --> 01:10:26,521 Daddy! Daddy! 1143 01:10:28,190 --> 01:10:29,858 Daddy! 1144 01:10:30,484 --> 01:10:31,985 Daddy! 1145 01:10:37,074 --> 01:10:39,242 - Daddy! - Hey, knucklehead. 1146 01:10:39,452 --> 01:10:41,578 Take a step forward, if you have the guts. 1147 01:10:41,662 --> 01:10:43,663 - Come on, you sissy! - Redneck! 1148 01:10:44,749 --> 01:10:46,166 Scaredy-cat! 1149 01:10:47,043 --> 01:10:48,418 Super hunk! 1150 01:10:48,502 --> 01:10:50,253 - Sex symbol! - Stud-muffin! 1151 01:10:50,421 --> 01:10:51,588 I love you...! 1152 01:10:55,301 --> 01:10:56,551 No, no, no. 1153 01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:59,679 Oh, no! Our happiness was cut short! 1154 01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:05,018 What am I doing here? This is between you two. 1155 01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:07,896 Melonhead! 1156 01:11:09,106 --> 01:11:10,815 Things were going so well...! 1157 01:11:11,942 --> 01:11:13,485 Teletransportation! 1158 01:11:17,698 --> 01:11:20,075 - Perfect timing... - Sorry, it slipped out. 1159 01:11:45,392 --> 01:11:48,186 Crunchy! After all we've done for you! 1160 01:11:48,354 --> 01:11:50,522 You put me in jail and drugged me! 1161 01:11:50,898 --> 01:11:52,440 Don't be so negative. 1162 01:12:27,101 --> 01:12:29,477 I don't feel so well. 1163 01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:45,034 Daddy! 1164 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:50,456 Boom! The T.l.A.'s going to go boom! 1165 01:12:51,292 --> 01:12:53,501 You think those two nitwits pulled it off? 1166 01:12:53,586 --> 01:12:55,420 They would have sent a message. 1167 01:12:56,922 --> 01:12:57,922 Here it is. 1168 01:12:58,007 --> 01:12:59,757 "The T.I.A. is going to take off." 1169 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:02,177 What do you think, Bacterio? 1170 01:13:05,806 --> 01:13:07,390 I don't think it's from them. 1171 01:13:08,475 --> 01:13:11,186 You're going to freak out when your house gets blown up, 1172 01:13:11,270 --> 01:13:12,770 blown up gets your house. 1173 01:13:21,238 --> 01:13:23,239 They get us out of bed for this? 1174 01:13:31,957 --> 01:13:34,125 They're going to fly over us! 1175 01:13:35,961 --> 01:13:37,003 Allow me. 1176 01:13:37,838 --> 01:13:40,215 I'll help you with the umbrella. 1177 01:13:40,424 --> 01:13:43,968 It must have gotten stuck on the floor of the elevator. 1178 01:13:46,472 --> 01:13:49,224 - Pull it up! - The controls aren't working! 1179 01:13:49,308 --> 01:13:51,851 I'll put it here, on the shelf. 1180 01:13:52,353 --> 01:13:54,229 It won't go up! 1181 01:13:54,396 --> 01:13:55,730 There you go! 1182 01:14:00,819 --> 01:14:02,278 Stop playing around! 1183 01:14:02,696 --> 01:14:04,906 This is even freakier than I thought. 1184 01:14:10,496 --> 01:14:14,082 Sit in front, boss. I know you get dizzy in the back seat. 1185 01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:17,210 I'm going to call the manager with the P.A. 1186 01:14:25,970 --> 01:14:27,679 Why's he turning around? 1187 01:14:30,182 --> 01:14:31,766 Stop that...! 1188 01:14:36,021 --> 01:14:37,563 Believe it or not, 1189 01:14:39,566 --> 01:14:41,484 but I get dizzier in front! 1190 01:14:45,239 --> 01:14:46,572 The gas tank! 1191 01:14:48,367 --> 01:14:49,701 Hello? Hello? 1192 01:14:49,868 --> 01:14:50,618 Hello?! 1193 01:15:00,296 --> 01:15:01,921 Nah, it's no use! 1194 01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:12,098 This guy just went too far, Mortadelo! 1195 01:15:12,182 --> 01:15:14,559 - What do you mean? - He flew out of range. 1196 01:15:16,979 --> 01:15:18,479 He's coming back! What does he want now? 1197 01:15:18,647 --> 01:15:19,897 To drop the bomb on us? 1198 01:15:20,149 --> 01:15:21,941 Boom, I can already hear the... 1199 01:15:22,109 --> 01:15:26,070 This is an outrage! I almost got killed and you're playing with a hoola-hoop! 1200 01:15:29,325 --> 01:15:31,326 Come on, lady! 1201 01:15:39,251 --> 01:15:40,460 Can you see him? 1202 01:15:44,214 --> 01:15:45,757 We need mach speed. 1203 01:15:45,841 --> 01:15:48,801 - What do you mean? - "Mach-imum" speed! 1204 01:15:53,515 --> 01:15:56,642 - Grab it, grab it! - I wish it were that easy! 1205 01:15:56,977 --> 01:16:00,229 Going up again? I'm going down to the first floor. 1206 01:16:00,773 --> 01:16:03,483 Where's the emergency stop? Oh, there it is... 1207 01:16:04,401 --> 01:16:05,777 What are you doing? 1208 01:16:09,406 --> 01:16:10,281 Get out of the way. 1209 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,792 I want to talk to the manager! 1210 01:16:26,799 --> 01:16:30,051 Everything's so complicated! 1211 01:16:37,976 --> 01:16:39,685 Which was it? Red, green, green, red... 1212 01:16:42,398 --> 01:16:43,898 Okay, boss. See you later. 1213 01:16:44,608 --> 01:16:46,609 Where do you think you're going? 1214 01:16:46,777 --> 01:16:49,737 Hey, take it easy. The safe! Watch out! 1215 01:16:52,825 --> 01:16:54,242 You're wrinkling my pants. 1216 01:16:58,205 --> 01:17:00,206 I've got it, I've got it. 1217 01:17:03,419 --> 01:17:05,545 Don't complain, I'm stuck in a bad position too. 1218 01:17:10,551 --> 01:17:13,094 Hang in there, boss! Don't let go of that bomb! 1219 01:17:18,392 --> 01:17:22,145 Beep, after the beep comes the boom... 1220 01:17:22,229 --> 01:17:24,230 I can already hear the... 1221 01:17:29,111 --> 01:17:30,069 Uh-oh. 1222 01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:52,258 Jimmy wasn't ready for my cowboy outfit. 1223 01:17:56,346 --> 01:17:59,974 - I've got it, Mortadelo! - Yes, boss! Yes! 1224 01:18:00,184 --> 01:18:02,727 - Filemon has a firm grip on it! - Yes! 1225 01:18:03,145 --> 01:18:04,479 - Yes! - Yes! 1226 01:18:04,688 --> 01:18:05,938 - Yes! - Yes! 1227 01:18:06,148 --> 01:18:07,148 Yes! 1228 01:18:07,357 --> 01:18:08,649 - Yes! - Yes! 1229 01:18:09,151 --> 01:18:10,151 Yes! 1230 01:18:12,029 --> 01:18:13,112 Cowabunga, boss! 1231 01:18:21,955 --> 01:18:24,665 Um... what did the message say? 1232 01:18:43,769 --> 01:18:45,937 You go first, that's what bosses are for. 1233 01:18:46,021 --> 01:18:49,941 That's why you have to go first, to inspect the terrain! 1234 01:18:52,027 --> 01:18:53,736 Mortadelo, do something! 1235 01:18:54,112 --> 01:18:56,739 "Caspa retractus terrenus softus." 1236 01:19:02,079 --> 01:19:03,538 - What? - What? 1237 01:19:14,132 --> 01:19:16,926 Where are you going? Hey! Teletransportation! 1238 01:19:19,721 --> 01:19:21,722 Daddy! 1239 01:19:22,057 --> 01:19:23,558 Daddy! 1240 01:19:25,519 --> 01:19:28,271 Where did you learn to drive, stupid? In Miami? 1241 01:19:35,445 --> 01:19:37,905 He's in a hurry, boss. Otherwise you'd be dead by now. 1242 01:19:38,073 --> 01:19:40,950 No way, man! We're totally close now. Crunchy! 1243 01:19:41,577 --> 01:19:44,453 Crunchy! You forgot your shoes! 1244 01:19:46,623 --> 01:19:47,873 Oops! He's turning around. 1245 01:19:48,166 --> 01:19:49,834 You're the one who's going to turn... inside out! 1246 01:19:51,003 --> 01:19:53,087 Mortadelo... 1247 01:20:01,138 --> 01:20:03,806 I'd never seen such a perfectly executed Ding-Dong. 1248 01:20:05,434 --> 01:20:06,726 Ever! 1249 01:20:08,562 --> 01:20:11,772 Finally. This is my stop. 1250 01:20:15,485 --> 01:20:17,111 Where's the step! 1251 01:20:18,989 --> 01:20:20,197 Daddy! 1252 01:20:21,199 --> 01:20:22,408 Daddy! 1253 01:20:25,162 --> 01:20:26,454 Daddy! 1254 01:20:28,790 --> 01:20:30,291 The mattress! 1255 01:20:31,001 --> 01:20:32,376 Aim for the mattress!!! 1256 01:20:42,179 --> 01:20:45,306 These little angels still had their baby teeth. 1257 01:20:45,515 --> 01:20:47,892 Look at them crawl. They're so happy. 1258 01:20:47,976 --> 01:20:50,102 Daddy! Daddy... 1259 01:20:50,812 --> 01:20:52,146 I need a change of lifestyle. 1260 01:20:52,230 --> 01:20:55,566 That's fine, darling, but it's time to tell you the truth. 1261 01:20:55,651 --> 01:20:58,736 Sebastian, my sweet little girl, 1262 01:20:58,904 --> 01:21:00,571 you're adopted. 1263 01:21:09,831 --> 01:21:12,166 Okay, let's head home. 1264 01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:13,376 Mission accomplished, boss. 1265 01:21:13,543 --> 01:21:15,086 Feels great when everything works out. 1266 01:21:15,170 --> 01:21:17,797 Exactly, not a single loose end. 1267 01:21:20,550 --> 01:21:22,510 Hey, we forgot about this guy. 1268 01:21:22,678 --> 01:21:26,180 There's only two of us and I can't do any more than I'm already doing! 1269 01:21:29,101 --> 01:21:31,143 Where were you, freak? 1270 01:21:31,228 --> 01:21:33,479 Well, I was on my way home and suddenly I thought, 1271 01:21:33,563 --> 01:21:36,607 Jimmy, you don't have a home, a home you don't have. 1272 01:21:37,609 --> 01:21:38,818 So I came back to thank you. 1273 01:21:38,902 --> 01:21:40,403 - You're welcome! - Hey. 1274 01:21:40,487 --> 01:21:43,656 Congratulations. At least you still have the transformer! 1275 01:22:08,974 --> 01:22:10,975 Your Pokemon looks great, Jimmy. 1276 01:22:11,059 --> 01:22:13,227 Say hello to our little friends. 1277 01:22:15,939 --> 01:22:17,356 Were you looking for this, this were you looking for? 1278 01:22:17,441 --> 01:22:19,483 Drats, the envelope! I totally forgot. 1279 01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:22,027 Oh well, it's time to use non-magnetic 1280 01:22:22,195 --> 01:22:24,405 weapons. Jimmy! 1281 01:22:24,948 --> 01:22:26,699 Give me a second. 1282 01:22:38,211 --> 01:22:39,295 Okay, where were we? 1283 01:22:40,714 --> 01:22:44,258 Um... Jimmy... Where are you going after this? 1284 01:22:44,718 --> 01:22:45,718 Why? 1285 01:22:46,136 --> 01:22:47,553 Maybe you could give us a ride downtown. 1286 01:22:47,637 --> 01:22:50,431 Are those your last words or do you want to change them? 1287 01:22:50,515 --> 01:22:53,058 - We'll keep these, right? - How nice. 1288 01:22:53,143 --> 01:22:55,644 Okay, let's start the countdown, the countdown let's start. 1289 01:22:56,104 --> 01:22:57,271 Five, 1290 01:22:59,441 --> 01:23:00,649 four... 1291 01:23:00,734 --> 01:23:02,067 Jimmy, wait... 1292 01:23:02,152 --> 01:23:03,944 - Now what? - Well, 1293 01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:06,405 I'm not trying to stall, but... 1294 01:23:06,490 --> 01:23:07,698 - What? - No... 1295 01:23:07,783 --> 01:23:11,035 this machine... Is there a four-door model? 1296 01:23:11,203 --> 01:23:13,412 - Two, one... - One more thing. 1297 01:23:15,832 --> 01:23:17,500 I don't like where this is headed. 1298 01:23:17,584 --> 01:23:19,126 It's okay, I have it all under control. 1299 01:23:19,211 --> 01:23:21,212 - Hey, Jimmy...! - What! What! What! 1300 01:23:21,379 --> 01:23:23,589 - What was I going to say? - Nothing. Let me say it. 1301 01:23:23,673 --> 01:23:25,466 Say it let me. Boom! 1302 01:23:25,550 --> 01:23:27,551 I love the sound of the boom! 1303 01:23:27,636 --> 01:23:28,719 - Jimmy! - What! 1304 01:23:28,887 --> 01:23:31,597 If you press that button, you'll be crushed by the T.I.A. 1305 01:23:31,765 --> 01:23:33,891 Oh, yeah? Let's see! 1306 01:23:43,902 --> 01:23:45,236 What a mess, huh? 1307 01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:48,656 Mess? What mess? I had it all planned. 1308 01:23:51,034 --> 01:23:52,201 Almost. 1309 01:23:53,078 --> 01:23:55,704 - Here, your document. - Yeah, 1310 01:23:55,789 --> 01:23:57,623 he sends us on one mission and we end up with three. 1311 01:23:57,707 --> 01:23:59,124 What do you mean, three? 1312 01:23:59,209 --> 01:24:01,168 Remember how to count, Super? 1313 01:24:01,503 --> 01:24:03,796 One, the safe. Recovered. 1314 01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:05,214 And completely semi-new. 1315 01:24:07,259 --> 01:24:09,885 Two, Mulecruncher. Totally hidden. 1316 01:24:09,970 --> 01:24:11,136 Not even we know where he is. 1317 01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:13,472 Three, the bomb. 1318 01:24:13,765 --> 01:24:16,225 I was going to mention that... 1319 01:24:16,309 --> 01:24:18,435 - No longer necessary. - Totally deactivated. 1320 01:24:19,604 --> 01:24:20,980 It'll never explode again. 1321 01:24:21,064 --> 01:24:24,191 No need to celebrate if you're too busy... 1322 01:24:24,276 --> 01:24:27,278 By the way, what's so important about that document 1323 01:24:27,362 --> 01:24:28,571 that nearly cost us our lives? 1324 01:24:29,614 --> 01:24:32,032 It's a recipe for cream of potatoes 1325 01:24:32,117 --> 01:24:34,326 Ofelia got off the Internet. 1326 01:24:35,078 --> 01:24:38,205 My stomach is delicate and I can only eat 1327 01:24:38,415 --> 01:24:39,540 bland foods. 1328 01:24:40,166 --> 01:24:43,627 Why are you looking at me like that? 1329 01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:45,713 Savage and brutal assault. 1330 01:24:45,797 --> 01:24:48,507 They shoved a spicy 60-ton cast iron safe down his throat 1331 01:24:48,592 --> 01:24:51,093 and the hook got caught. 1332 01:24:51,177 --> 01:24:54,430 His assailants are believed to have fled to the Amazon... 1333 01:24:54,514 --> 01:24:57,349 Mortadelo! Filemon! 1334 01:24:57,851 --> 01:25:01,896 Come here! I'll show you how to make a shish-kebab! 1335 01:25:02,147 --> 01:25:04,565 Are we out of danger? 1336 01:25:04,649 --> 01:25:06,567 Yes, but wait a little longer, just in case. 1337 01:25:06,651 --> 01:25:08,152 How much longer? 1338 01:25:08,236 --> 01:25:09,945 Until things cool down. 1339 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:13,741 The countdown begins. 1340 01:26:37,409 --> 01:26:41,078 Filemon, you are such a sex symbol! I'm crazy about you! 1341 01:26:41,162 --> 01:26:43,247 I've been telling you the whole time, silly. 1342 01:26:43,623 --> 01:26:44,999 I'm your alpha male. 1343 01:26:45,083 --> 01:26:48,127 Boss, have you seen the leftover Reversulin 1344 01:26:48,211 --> 01:26:50,796 - that was in the syringe? - Me? No idea. 1345 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:53,716 Why would I want that stuff? Please... 1346 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,592 What is he saying, darling, 1347 01:26:55,677 --> 01:26:57,219 - sweet cakes? - Never mind. 1348 01:26:57,303 --> 01:26:59,847 Come on, baby. I'll show you my pad. 1349 01:26:59,931 --> 01:27:03,934 - I just finished mopping! - Who asked you? 1350 01:31:24,153 --> 01:31:25,570 To you, Dad, for inserting Mortadelo and Filemon 1351 01:31:25,655 --> 01:31:27,447 into my childhood without calibrating the consequences. 1352 01:31:40,211 --> 01:31:43,714 This is how the potter, with tenacity and patience, 1353 01:31:44,340 --> 01:31:46,425 slowly shapes the clay 1354 01:31:46,968 --> 01:31:48,969 following jug-making tradition 1355 01:31:49,053 --> 01:31:52,431 cultivated by his ancestors with hard work and dedication 1356 01:31:52,515 --> 01:31:55,058 to the delicate art of jug-making... 98739