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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:36,395 No, no. 3 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,828 First, you should find out 4 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:40,389 what is the essential nature of the universe. 5 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,994 ls the universe an inherently irrational place 6 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,129 random and chaotic? 7 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:54,012 Chipmunk, your spoon. 8 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,479 Oh. 9 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:57,574 Your spoon-- it's on the floor. 10 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:58,606 Oh! 11 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:00,141 Are you ready to order? 12 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:01,210 Uh, yes, l think. 13 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:02,949 The usual, please. 14 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:06,686 No. l'll have a cup of coffee and a corn muffin, please. 15 00:02:06,726 --> 00:02:07,693 Ow! 16 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,524 Darling, that is your usual. 17 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:10,688 Oh. 18 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,391 Well, l'll have that then. 19 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:13,524 Okay. 20 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:14,533 Thank you. 21 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:16,262 -Aha! -What? 22 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:19,965 lt loses 1 1 ,000 molecules per square centimeter 23 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:21,404 per second. 24 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:22,408 What does? 25 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:25,309 The comet. 26 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:26,642 Now... 27 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:28,909 which one of these do you like best? 28 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:30,882 ls this a personality test? 29 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,885 Mm, it's a sort of surprise. 30 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,978 They're all the same. 31 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:36,112 What? No, no. 32 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,123 Look. 33 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,181 That's aquamarine. 34 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:40,419 That's blue-green, and that's algae. 35 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,553 Well, you know at the atomic level 36 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:44,563 there's no such thing as color. 37 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:46,929 Though they did do that study 38 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:48,490 in Belgium that time-- 39 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:49,661 or was it Denmark? 40 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:50,669 Babbling. 41 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:51,829 Anyway, babbling. 42 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,463 Anyway, the point was that... 43 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,768 What was the point? 44 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:57,173 Oh, that since protons are so much smaller 45 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,234 than light waves... 46 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,303 Algae. 47 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,370 Thank you. 48 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:04,144 Since protons are so much smaller than light waves 49 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,812 how could they ever see it to begin with? 50 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:13,089 Oh, those Danes. 51 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:18,029 Or is there a fundamental order underlying all things? 52 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,270 Hey, Captain Marvel? 53 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,396 Shazam? 54 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:27,702 Oh, thanks. 55 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,675 l was just reading about Boyd's comet. 56 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:31,802 Boyd's what? 57 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,072 Comet? Like in the sky? 58 00:03:33,112 --> 00:03:35,103 They say it's going to be here soon. 59 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,979 We're going to be able to see it. 60 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:38,574 You know why a comet's tail 61 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,449 always points away from the sun? 62 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:41,453 No. 63 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:42,545 Want to know? 64 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:43,647 -No. -No. 65 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,954 'Cause it's actually not a tail at all. 66 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:49,189 lt's, it's bits of gas that the sun lights up. 67 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,255 We earthlings will try to keep that in mind. 68 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:56,564 Kind of like a 500-mile- long Jersey torch. 69 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:57,627 Wow. 70 00:03:57,670 --> 00:04:00,503 lt must be true. 71 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:01,768 The fact remains 72 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,800 that certain events are strictly accidental. 73 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:05,868 What fact? 74 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:09,447 Oh! 75 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:12,849 Oh, my, look at the time. 76 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:14,614 No problem. 77 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:17,812 Oh! 78 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,381 lt's because it's spring. 79 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,359 Everything goes through upheaval 80 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,294 in the spring, wouldn't you say? 81 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:24,887 Come on, you little bitch. 82 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,259 Sounds like business. 83 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,267 M.G.T.F. Roadster. 84 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:29,268 Austin-Healey. 85 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:30,269 Cadillac coupe. 86 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,270 Buck. 87 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:32,271 You're on. 88 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,295 Blown intake valve. 89 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:35,602 Cracked distributor cap. 90 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:36,939 Busted muffler. 91 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,139 Are we all victims 92 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:43,615 of some comic cosmic accident, 93 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:46,847 or is there a grand design? 94 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:49,184 Oh, what luck. 95 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:54,181 T.C. Roadster. 96 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,455 That's a T.F. 97 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,361 A couple of college swells. 98 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,162 You handle them, Ed. 99 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,567 Hi, what seems to be the problem? 100 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:06,572 Um, uh... 101 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,168 Do you have anyone here 102 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:12,677 who knows how to deal with British automobiles? 103 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:13,701 l really don't want anyone 104 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:16,408 just poking around in there with a sharp stick. 105 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,949 Would it be all right if l looked under the bonnet? 106 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,784 Well, at least he called it a bonnet. 107 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,290 Ah... 108 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,522 so, that's the engine, huh? 109 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,461 Um, look, l think, perhaps we ought 110 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,054 to go somewhere else, do you? 111 00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:37,202 lntake valve, l'm tellin' ya. 112 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:38,203 Busted muffler. 113 00:05:38,237 --> 00:05:39,636 -lntake valve. -Busted muffler. 114 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:40,730 That's your problem right there. 115 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:41,740 What? 116 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:42,741 You got no spark. 117 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:43,742 What? 118 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:44,970 You have no spark. 119 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,638 Yes, l heard him, Catherine. 120 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:48,169 What do you think it means? 121 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:49,408 ls it the generator? 122 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:50,416 The coil? What? 123 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,712 Well, it's hard to say. 124 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,151 You see, you have a Lucas type four generator 125 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,985 on a 12-volt system, and you know the British. 126 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,389 They'd rather spend time gluing wood on a dashboard 127 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:03,156 than getting the electrical system right. 128 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,324 Fascinating, but what is wrong with the car? 129 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:11,068 Well, my guess is your stroke is too short 130 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,698 and you're getting premature ignition. 131 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,072 Does it ever feel that way? 132 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,337 Like what? 133 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,106 Like the stroke is too short 134 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:22,137 and you're getting premature ignition? 135 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:25,344 Well, l'm sure l don't know what you mean. 136 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,943 Could you just fix it 137 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:28,920 at least temporarily, do you think? 138 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:31,355 We're really running behind schedule here. 139 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,518 l'll check with my boss. 140 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,049 Don't go away. 141 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,564 He seems nice enough. 142 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:43,899 He, he's a troglodyte. 143 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:44,903 lntake valve, right? 144 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:45,904 Busted muffler? 145 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:46,905 l'm going to marry her. 146 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:47,906 Who? The dame? 147 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:48,929 Yeah. 148 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:49,964 Wow, that was fast. 149 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:50,974 What about the car? 150 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:52,408 Cracked distributor cap. 151 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,878 You wouldn't believe it. 152 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,778 l looked at her, she looked at me 153 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:57,248 and it was... it happened. 154 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:58,307 You could feel it. 155 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,342 lt was like death, but in a good way. 156 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:01,353 He's going screwy. 157 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:03,048 Pop, pop, pop, pop. 158 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,113 lt was electric. 159 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,751 And then, then l kissed her. 160 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,693 You kissed a customer? 161 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:09,695 When? 162 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:10,696 ln the future. 163 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:11,924 lt was weird. 164 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:14,898 lt was like time and space got all mixed up and... 165 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,765 it was like a Martian mind-meld. 166 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:17,770 He's cracking up. 167 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,294 All right, look, l want you to stay away from the magazines. 168 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:20,305 That's an order. 169 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:21,636 No, you don't understand. 170 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:22,698 lt was, it was, okay... 171 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,642 the past, the present, and the future 172 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:25,644 they all went together. 173 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:27,441 l had kids with her. l could see the kids. 174 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,175 l had two boys and three... no. 175 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,477 Three boys, two boys... 176 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:31,642 Excuse me? 177 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:33,777 How long will all this take? 178 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,818 Well, that's up to you. 179 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:40,951 lt is? 180 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,858 The car, you nut. 181 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,057 Um, l, uh... 182 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:48,794 the car, a few days. 183 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,234 That long? 184 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:54,000 l'm going to have to give it my full attention. 185 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,544 Well, in that case, l better call a phone. 186 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,481 Do you mind if l use your cab? 187 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:05,677 There's a cab in the office. 188 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:12,718 Ja, but the uncertainty principle postulates 189 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:14,726 a universe of chaos 190 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:18,594 where everything happens merely by chance. 191 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:23,632 Oh, thank you. 192 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:27,638 What's going on? 193 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:28,662 We'll take care of it. 194 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,342 Hello? l need a taxi. 195 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,075 Uh, Catherine Boyd. 196 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:37,605 B-O-Y-D. 197 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:39,242 What? Oh. 198 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:41,378 What's the address here? 199 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,650 130 Broad. 200 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:44,951 130 Broad. 201 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:48,222 The first stop is the Silas Paine lnstitute 202 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:51,253 then l'm going on to 1 12 Mercer. 203 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,730 ls that your address? 204 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:53,732 1 12 Mercer. 205 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:55,199 Two minutes! Thank you. 206 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:56,394 Bye. 207 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,040 Oh, huh! 208 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:03,302 Well... 209 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:04,741 it was Belgium. 210 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,108 lt was? 211 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,112 What was? 212 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:08,204 Mm-hmm. The study. 213 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:09,271 Thank you. 214 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:11,715 You're welcome. 215 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,742 James, the taxi will be here in two minutes. 216 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,117 Oh, well done, darling. 217 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:16,746 We'll meet him on the corner. 218 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,051 Belgium. 219 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,614 Well, thank you. 220 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:20,921 Two days? 221 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,655 We'll call you. 222 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,526 l, for one, will never believe 223 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,624 that God plays dice with the universe. 224 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,275 We're wasting time. 225 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,475 Come on, serve already. 226 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,744 That's ridiculous. 227 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,651 How can you waste something that doesn't exist? 228 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,951 What, time doesn't exist? 229 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:51,250 Since when? 230 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,484 l wouldn't know. 231 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,823 lf time doesn't exist, then there is no ''when.'' 232 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,158 You hear, Liebitzrecht? 233 00:09:57,196 --> 00:10:00,495 Another crazy theory. 234 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,161 Then tell me the correct time now, huh? 235 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,260 You see? 236 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:06,897 You can't, because as you're telling me 237 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,373 the future has already become the past. 238 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:11,376 Therefore, there is no present. 239 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,344 Therefore, time doesn't exist! 240 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,272 Oops! 241 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,783 Now your racket doesn't exist. 242 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,498 Oh. 243 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,999 Yes? 244 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,626 You're Albert Einstein. 245 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:38,296 Thank you. 246 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,702 Wow. 247 00:10:39,738 --> 00:10:42,798 May l say what a great fan l am of yours? 248 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:43,809 Thank you. 249 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,401 That thing you wrote 250 00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:47,639 about light being bent by gravitation 251 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,580 and the whole relativity thing? 252 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,310 Man, that is... jiving. 253 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:55,013 l'm still trying to figure it out. 254 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:56,988 Me, too. 255 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,793 Uh, can l help you, Mr....? 256 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,351 Walters, Ed Walters. 257 00:11:03,395 --> 00:11:06,660 Hi. Um... actually, l was looking for a Catherine Boyd. 258 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,564 l must have the wrong address. 259 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,432 l'm sorry to bother you, sir. 260 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:13,165 Oh, Catherine's my niece. 261 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:14,297 She's your niece? 262 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,103 She's your niece? 263 00:11:16,141 --> 00:11:17,631 l can't have a niece? 264 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:20,440 Well, that would make you her uncle. 265 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:23,778 lt works nicely, doesn't it? 266 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:24,840 Wow! 267 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,876 Well, you see, l found this... 268 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,979 watch of hers at my garage, and, uh... 269 00:11:30,055 --> 00:11:31,147 Oh, thank you. 270 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,420 l'll see that she gets it. 271 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:36,951 Actually, l was hoping to return it to her personally. 272 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,430 Why? 273 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:42,434 Let's just say... 274 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:45,926 it would be beneficial to her future. 275 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:49,429 Perhaps you better come in, Mr. Walters. 276 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:57,613 Ah, Mr. Walters, may l present Boris Podolsky 277 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,880 Kurt Godel, Nathan Liebitzrecht-- 278 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:03,582 three of the greatest minds of the 20th century 279 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:08,719 and amongst them, they can't change a lightbulb. 280 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:11,228 Edward, is it? 281 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:12,389 Yes. 282 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:14,831 Edward has come to pay a call on Catherine. 283 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:15,925 Oh, really. 284 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,128 That's nice. 285 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:19,228 Very nice. 286 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,114 l could fix this for you. 287 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:32,174 Oh, very nice. 288 00:12:32,217 --> 00:12:34,515 Very nice. 289 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:37,647 Thank you very much. 290 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:41,456 Oh, that's my compass. 291 00:12:41,493 --> 00:12:45,589 This is what got me started in my work. 292 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:50,000 So, young man, do you think time exists? 293 00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:51,730 Time? 294 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,938 l was just reading about it 295 00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,468 in Future Science magazine. 296 00:13:00,512 --> 00:13:01,740 Tell us. 297 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,613 There are these twins, and one takes a journey 298 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,743 in a spacecraft at the speed of light 299 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:09,117 and the other one stays on Earth. 300 00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:11,884 Well, the twin that travels into space 301 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:15,087 comes back years later, and he's young. 302 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,459 And the one who stayed on Earth, 303 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,361 by this time, is very old. 304 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:23,232 So, so, which one do you think is happier? 305 00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:24,929 The young one. 306 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,631 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 307 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:29,505 No. The one that stayed behind. 308 00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:30,530 Why? 309 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,510 Because he's had a full life 310 00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:35,775 and he's had experiences and love and pain 311 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,873 and he has a family and friends. 312 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:40,783 And the one who left, 313 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:43,310 well, time has just passed. 314 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:44,617 Yeah. 315 00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:47,318 This is good, no? 316 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,495 Tell us, what is your field of expertise? 317 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:53,998 My job? 318 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,194 l'm a... l'm an auto mechanic. 319 00:13:56,235 --> 00:14:00,433 See the U.S.A. ln your Chevrolet, ja? 320 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:04,704 Edward, what do you know about gravity? 321 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:05,937 Gravity? 322 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:06,943 Yeah. 323 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,276 We have a little gravity problem. 324 00:14:09,314 --> 00:14:11,339 Please be careful, Edward. 325 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,873 Take it easy. 326 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,113 So, what do you think of our Catherine, Mr. Walters? 327 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,553 l think she's wonderful. 328 00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:19,079 Wonderful to the power of three. 329 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,421 What power of three? 330 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:21,949 To the power of ten! 331 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,086 We all love her. 332 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,755 She's engaged, you know. 333 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,287 Yeah, l know. 334 00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:27,525 l saw the ring. 335 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:31,058 He's a professor of experimental psychology, 336 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,263 James, uh... 337 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,101 -Morland. -The rat man. 338 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,538 You know what he does? 339 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:40,136 He puts electrodes on the genitals of the rats. 340 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,943 Some day, l do that to him. 341 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,121 Ah, we threw the racket up to get the birdie. 342 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,921 We threw Godel's cane up there to get the racket. 343 00:14:55,961 --> 00:15:02,560 l threw Podolsky's golf club up there to get even with him. 344 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:06,332 We're going to throw Godel up there next. 345 00:15:06,371 --> 00:15:08,430 Yeah. 346 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,442 lt's a vicious tree. 347 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:11,738 Edward, 348 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,802 Edward, what makes you think 349 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:19,250 that she would be better off with you? 350 00:15:19,284 --> 00:15:21,912 l don't know. Just a feeling. 351 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,421 A feeling? 352 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,013 What kind of feeling? 353 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,855 This is going to sound crazy. 354 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,122 That's all right. 355 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,356 You can tell us. 356 00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:33,956 We are all a little crazy here. 357 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:37,457 Well, when she came in the garage... 358 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:42,531 it was like everything slowed down, and got 359 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:45,202 very clear. 360 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,508 lt's like when you're milling a camshaft 361 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,571 or grinding down the curve on a fender. 362 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,980 A-A-And as you're doing it, 363 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,950 you just know everything is going to work out perfect. 364 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,580 Everything's going to fit. 365 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,021 You know? 366 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,422 You ever have that feeling? 367 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,428 Yeah, one time in 1905. 368 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,626 Watch out. Watch out now! 369 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,336 Mr. Walters, are you all right? 370 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:17,939 That gravity-- it's a killer. 371 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:23,175 Mr. Bamberger, l don't know what it is you think l can do. 372 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,614 l'm finishing my thesis. 373 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,244 l do some administrative work for my Uncle Albert... 374 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,810 but he adores you. They all do. 375 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:29,946 They'll listen to you. 376 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,114 No, no, no, sit here. 377 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,248 Get the full effect. 378 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,588 Please. 379 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,560 Catherine, l know l funded the lnstitute for Advanced Study 380 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,119 as a place for pure thought... 381 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,961 but... but... the symposium next week... 382 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,227 it's our last chance. 383 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,395 My accountants are all over me. 384 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,901 Sit a little closer. 385 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,143 Tell your uncle we need something... 386 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,839 a new invention for New Jersey-- 387 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,780 something that can be... bought here 388 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,442 something that can be made here 389 00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:00,678 something that can be launched from here. 390 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:03,654 lt's important for the institute. 391 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,147 Stereo hi-fidelity. 392 00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,754 Spike Jones! 393 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,059 Move a little closer. 394 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,629 lt sounds like he's right here 395 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,765 like you could reach out and touch him. 396 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,776 Or slap him. 397 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:24,910 You were attracted to the earth 398 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,140 You were attracted to the earth 399 00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:30,909 at 32 feet per second per second. 400 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,849 l believe it. 401 00:17:34,352 --> 00:17:37,981 Ah, such a beautiful day. 402 00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:43,256 Come, we'll find Catherine 403 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,388 and you'll give her the watch. 404 00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:49,998 Look at this. 405 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,128 You know... 406 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:54,866 when l was a patent clerk in Switzerland 407 00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:57,966 l used to wonder what the universe would look like 408 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:01,206 if l was traveling at the speed of light... 409 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,374 on a motorcycle. 410 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,081 Hello, professor Einstein! 411 00:18:10,121 --> 00:18:11,679 How you doing, doc? 412 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,156 Good. Very good. 413 00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:16,251 l always wanted a convertible. 414 00:18:20,665 --> 00:18:22,656 Wahoo! 415 00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:44,310 What? 416 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,118 Faster. 417 00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:46,418 Faster. 418 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,255 Okay, hang on, doc. 419 00:19:09,347 --> 00:19:11,781 Wahoo! 420 00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:20,923 Please... 421 00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:23,222 Help... help! 422 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:24,353 James... 423 00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:25,363 Ah, professor. 424 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:26,796 l was looking for Catherine. 425 00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:27,923 ls she here? 426 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,763 No. No, but l'm glad you've come anyway. 427 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:30,768 Dr. Morland! 428 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:32,429 l'm not going to do your test anymore! 429 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:33,869 Shouldn't somebody help this guy? 430 00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:34,735 Oh, he's all right. 431 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,240 lt's a time deprivation experiment. 432 00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:38,834 Go on. Have a look. 433 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:43,508 This is right out of Martians Ate My Brain. 434 00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:45,516 Have you ever read that story? 435 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:46,915 Don't l know you? 436 00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:48,418 This is my friend Edward. 437 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,580 We're working on something together. 438 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,817 Really? What? 439 00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:55,291 Attraction at a distance. 440 00:19:55,326 --> 00:19:58,352 Well... shall we, uh... go and have a look at the, uh... 441 00:19:58,396 --> 00:20:01,593 and, uh, please, don't touch anything, will you? 442 00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:07,370 Let me show you the mouse l was talking about. 443 00:20:07,405 --> 00:20:08,804 He's just around here. 444 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,805 Now, the mouse has learned that the red lever will give him 445 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,710 an electrical stimulus in the brain 446 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,772 that's something akin to sexual climax 447 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,649 and the blue lever will dispense him food. 448 00:20:20,685 --> 00:20:24,553 Now, this one here hasn't eaten for three days. 449 00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:27,224 There. 450 00:20:27,258 --> 00:20:29,089 Now, why would he do that? 451 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:36,634 Uh... excuse me a moment, will you? 452 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,296 Gretchen, would you, um... 453 00:20:41,439 --> 00:20:43,430 that's curious. 454 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:47,104 That fellow in the booth calmed down so quickly. 455 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,010 Yes. Funny, huh? 456 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:50,240 Where's your watch? 457 00:20:50,281 --> 00:20:51,248 Huh? 458 00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:53,182 You were wearing a wristwatch. 459 00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:56,016 Well, l figured since time doesn't exist-- 460 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:58,318 who needs a watch? 461 00:21:21,479 --> 00:21:22,844 That was ausgezeichnet. 462 00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,075 Thank you very much. 463 00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:25,343 You're very welcome. 464 00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:28,784 Next time l bring my goggles, ja? 465 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,344 All right, doc. 466 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:38,322 Ah, Catherine... 467 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:48,964 Hi. 468 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,171 The garage. 469 00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:55,372 He's quite a guy, your uncle. 470 00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:56,573 Yes, he... he... 471 00:21:56,614 --> 00:21:57,740 Do you know him? 472 00:21:57,782 --> 00:22:00,250 l get around. 473 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:02,515 Did you take him on that thing? 474 00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:03,543 Uh-huh. 475 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:06,716 You took Albert Einstein for a ride on a motorcycle? 476 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:07,747 Uh-huh. 477 00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:09,726 -Well, don't ever do that again. -Why not? 478 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,524 Because he could've been killed. 479 00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:12,587 He loved it. 480 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:13,824 He went ''wahoo.'' 481 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:14,923 Wahoo? 482 00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:17,560 When was the last time he went ''wahoo''? 483 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,536 Well, l'm sure l don't know. 484 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,562 When was the last time you went ''wahoo''? 485 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:24,439 Well, l'm sure l don't know. 486 00:22:24,475 --> 00:22:26,773 Want a... want a lift? 487 00:22:26,811 --> 00:22:29,109 On that? 488 00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:30,705 No. 489 00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:31,976 No. 490 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,414 No. 491 00:22:33,451 --> 00:22:36,511 Come on, what could happen? 492 00:22:36,554 --> 00:22:37,953 So you die a little. 493 00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:45,452 Hey, help me out, will you? 494 00:22:45,496 --> 00:22:46,724 l'm a little nervous. 495 00:22:46,764 --> 00:22:47,788 Oh, really? Why? 496 00:22:47,832 --> 00:22:49,857 l'm trying to figure out the best way 497 00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:51,095 to ask you to dinner. 498 00:22:51,135 --> 00:22:53,535 Uh... mister... 499 00:22:53,571 --> 00:22:55,436 Walters. Ed. 500 00:22:55,473 --> 00:22:56,462 Right. 501 00:22:56,507 --> 00:22:58,304 l'm sure you're a very nice person 502 00:22:58,343 --> 00:23:01,210 and l'm happy to know that my future automotive safety 503 00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:03,214 is in your large, very capable hands 504 00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:05,682 but l-l really should be going that way 505 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,049 so... good-bye. 506 00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:12,079 Well, then dinner's out of the question. 507 00:23:12,123 --> 00:23:13,090 Yeah. 508 00:23:13,124 --> 00:23:14,955 So l should give you this. 509 00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:17,320 You found it. 510 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:18,454 You left it. 511 00:23:18,496 --> 00:23:19,463 You fixed it. 512 00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:20,464 l polished it. 513 00:23:20,498 --> 00:23:21,522 Thank you. 514 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:24,558 And l tightened the screws. 515 00:23:24,602 --> 00:23:26,433 l can feel that. 516 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,462 lt's very pretty. 517 00:23:29,774 --> 00:23:31,435 lt was my father's. 518 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,967 l thought l'd lost it. 519 00:23:34,078 --> 00:23:35,272 Thank you. 520 00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:36,712 You're welcome. 521 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:41,379 Um...l'm sorry if l was abrupt before. 522 00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:43,444 No problem. 523 00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:46,715 What? 524 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:47,986 Astonishing. 525 00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,823 An unmistakable chemical reaction. 526 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,352 What? 527 00:23:54,365 --> 00:23:56,458 What? 528 00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:58,492 Marlon Brando. 529 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:06,510 Maybe not. 530 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:10,607 So, James? 531 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:11,673 Yes? 532 00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:13,378 Where is it to be? 533 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:14,942 Where is what to be, Duncan? 534 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,954 The honeymoon, man, the honeymoon. 535 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,287 What have you two lovebirds decided on? 536 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:21,952 Uh, well, we haven't really discussed it much. 537 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:24,621 Um, though l was thinking the lturi forest 538 00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:26,290 in the Belgian Congo. 539 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:27,923 The lturi forest. Excellent. 540 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:31,129 There's a pygmy village near the Embouti settlement. 541 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,933 You know it, don't you, Duncan? 542 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,302 Yes, it's fascinating. 543 00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:36,637 Sort of a complete pygmy package if you'd like. 544 00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:39,269 There's hospitality heart, wild boar roast 545 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,643 you wash in the river, tribal rituals... 546 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,079 that sort of a thing. 547 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:45,675 lt's like being one of the tribe, really. 548 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:47,947 lt's the opportunity of a lifetime. 549 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,317 l like it. 550 00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:51,788 l was thinking more along the lines 551 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,984 of a million kisses on your skin. 552 00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:55,787 l beg your pardon, chimpmunk? 553 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,591 On Maui they have these natural slides 554 00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:01,963 formed from these volcanic eruptions of obsidian 555 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,592 and you go climbing up 556 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:06,103 and then you go sliding down a hundred feet 557 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,629 into what they call the Seven Sacred Pools. 558 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,938 And the water is so aerated 559 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:14,173 that it feels like a million kisses on your skin 560 00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:18,081 or like an enormous tongue just licking your entire body. 561 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,153 Dean, do you remember 562 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:24,553 we were talking about the funding? 563 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:28,287 Obsidian slides and great licking tongues? 564 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:31,057 My god, he's the head of the whole department. 565 00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:33,787 -James? -Hmm? 566 00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:36,960 How would you like a million kisses on your skin? 567 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,195 What? 568 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:40,637 What if we have our own primitive ritual 569 00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:41,969 right here. 570 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:43,406 Have you gone mad?! 571 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:44,932 What are you doing?! 572 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,248 You don't love me. 573 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:56,186 What, because l won't make love to you in the middle 574 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,745 of some dinner party? 575 00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:00,189 Catherine, how can you say such a thing? 576 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,352 You know l love you more than anything. 577 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,726 You're my little munchkin, aren't you? 578 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,424 l don't know, James. Am l? 579 00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:08,092 But of course you are. 580 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,624 My little munchy munchkin. 581 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,830 Look, l wasn't going to tell you this till later 582 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:15,101 but you remember that surprise l told you about? 583 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,266 No. 584 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:17,605 The cards. The color cards. 585 00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:18,769 Yes. 586 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:20,937 Well, when we come home from our honeymoon 587 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:23,277 we're going to have a home to come home to. 588 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:25,510 ln Stanford. 589 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,950 Oh... 590 00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:28,951 Full professor 591 00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:30,749 Department of Applied Psychology. 592 00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:34,418 And it comes with its own little munchkin nest. 593 00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:36,791 And you already picked out the color. 594 00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:38,227 Algae. 595 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:40,629 This is a color? 596 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:43,499 And there'll be plenty of room for the children. 597 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:44,832 Children... 598 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:47,498 James says that spacing them three and a half years apart 599 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,473 is optimal for their mental development. 600 00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:52,170 But what about your mental development? 601 00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:53,734 What? 602 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,576 Your research. 603 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,809 l don't know. 604 00:26:57,849 --> 00:27:00,841 Sometimes l wonder if l wouldn't be a better mother 605 00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:02,911 than a mechanic... mathematician. 606 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,054 Catherine... 607 00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:09,925 when your father asked me to care for you 608 00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:14,431 l tried to tell him that the things l know 609 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:18,425 are not very useful in the real world. 610 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:22,429 And that's why l'm so lucky that l have James. 611 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,942 We have common goals and interests. 612 00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:27,773 He's brilliant, organized, a planner. 613 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:31,180 l find him very stimulating. 614 00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:32,615 lntellectually. 615 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,211 Yeah, but what about love, Catherine? 616 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,714 What?! 617 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,782 l said when does this all happen-- 618 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,794 this wonderful, organized life? 619 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,056 ln September. 620 00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:46,064 They say Stanford is beautiful. 621 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,565 That's what they say. 622 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:51,262 This is the happiest day of my entire life. 623 00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:02,303 Don't worry, liebchen. 624 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,939 lt will work out. 625 00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:16,817 l promise. 626 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:28,930 l'm crazy about this song. 627 00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:30,440 Get him. 628 00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:32,943 What are you, Podolsky, a hep cat? 629 00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:35,104 No. l'm an American. 630 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:37,944 Oh... so what is it, Mr. hep cat American? 631 00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:39,574 l know. lt's a... it's a... 632 00:28:39,617 --> 00:28:41,141 Look out! 633 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:47,614 Learn to drive, for God's sake! 634 00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:49,559 They should make people pass a test 635 00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:51,061 before they let them drive! 636 00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:52,893 You had to pass a test. 637 00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:54,956 How else could you get a license? 638 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:57,934 A license? 639 00:28:57,969 --> 00:29:00,130 lt's ''tutti frutti'' or hutti? 640 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:01,468 Quiet! 641 00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:05,101 What is wrong with you today, Albert? 642 00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:06,110 Eh! 643 00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:07,509 Catherine-- 644 00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,706 she should be having more fun. 645 00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:12,272 What she needs is a young man. 646 00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:15,309 She should go out, go dancing... 647 00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:17,014 A little schtupping. 648 00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:18,147 Come on. 649 00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:19,417 Nathan, please. 650 00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:22,915 She thinks schtupping is a town in Bavaria. 651 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,454 Where are you taking us, Albert? 652 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:31,401 Well, boys, how would you like to have a convertible? 653 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:34,865 -Excellent! -Excellent. 654 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,393 Phew! 655 00:29:57,428 --> 00:29:58,486 Perfect. 656 00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,827 Oh, beautiful. 657 00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:03,424 Sir? 658 00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:07,895 lt's very nice upholstery. 659 00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:09,804 You're Albert Einstein. 660 00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:12,969 E = mc squared. 661 00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:15,944 l hope so. 662 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,448 Tell me, this comes from the factory like this? 663 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,950 Oh, no, no. lt's all custom. 664 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:22,077 l can't believe it-- in my garage. 665 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,417 This is a real honor. 666 00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:25,615 Frankie, this is Professor Einstein, 667 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,682 the smartest person in the world. 668 00:30:27,725 --> 00:30:29,716 How they hanging? 669 00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:33,430 Edward! 670 00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:34,761 Hey, doc. 671 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:35,823 Edward. 672 00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:37,528 There it is. 673 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:38,866 What do you think? 674 00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:39,870 ls it possible? 675 00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:41,201 Sure. Anything's possible. 676 00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:42,968 He wants to turn that into this... 677 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:43,974 Convertible. 678 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,305 No problem. 679 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:47,811 You were talking about the full treatment, Professor? 680 00:30:47,845 --> 00:30:50,143 Ja, ja. The whole ball of wax. 681 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:52,813 Podolsky, stop that. 682 00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:54,818 Okay, so we chop the top, 683 00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:56,820 do a modified nose and deck... 684 00:30:56,854 --> 00:30:58,151 Fill and block. 685 00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,020 French tuck and roll on the inside. 686 00:31:00,124 --> 00:31:01,421 Dago the front? 687 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:02,756 Just a touch. 688 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,421 Quad barrels for the mill. 689 00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:06,089 A master kit. 690 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:07,427 Hot coil. 691 00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:08,762 Stinger exhaust. 692 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,427 High nickel chrome. 693 00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:11,935 Sound good? 694 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,437 Like Mozart. 695 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:15,132 You know, l recall 696 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:17,971 here someplace is an ice cream parlor. 697 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,442 Come, we get a scoop. 698 00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:21,069 Doc, actually, it's this way. 699 00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:22,409 ls it all right? 700 00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:23,744 Yeah, go, go. 701 00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:25,078 Thank you very much. 702 00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:27,016 -Sure. -Sure. 703 00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:34,491 When l first arrived here in 1933, 704 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:38,484 l went and bought one of these triple scoops. 705 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:39,996 What flavor? 706 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,726 Peppermint. 707 00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:42,858 You see? 708 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:44,492 This is a good question. 709 00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:46,002 ''What flavor?'' 710 00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:49,996 Simple, specific, and it has an answer. 711 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:52,474 You read a lot of science fiction. 712 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:57,379 Tell me, do you think they'll ever find intelligent life 713 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,713 anywhere in the universe? 714 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,981 They're still looking for intelligent life 715 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,317 here on Earth. 716 00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:10,318 You know, Catherine-- she's a brilliant mathematician 717 00:32:10,361 --> 00:32:12,090 but she lacks confidence. 718 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,928 She thinks her contribution to the world 719 00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:16,729 will be through her children. 720 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,601 She has this crazy idea 721 00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:23,368 that if she marries an intellectual 722 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:26,605 she will have genius children 723 00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:29,135 or something like that. 724 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:32,172 Catherine-- she's too smart for that. 725 00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:33,979 Oh, she's too smart here. 726 00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:35,417 But not here. 727 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:39,412 What she needs is to go out with someone like you. 728 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,754 The problem is 729 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:44,353 she would never go out with someone like you. 730 00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:45,692 That's easy. 731 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:48,824 Just lend me your brain for a couple of days. 732 00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:52,899 What? 733 00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:56,930 Are you thinking what l am thinking? 734 00:32:56,974 --> 00:32:59,807 What would be the odds of that happening? 735 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,449 lt's still not right. 736 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:08,452 What? 737 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:10,181 He doesn't look like a scientist. 738 00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:13,122 So, what's the plan again, doc? 739 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:14,624 Here, try this. 740 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:17,492 The plan is we talk science. 741 00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:19,155 We have something to eat. 742 00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:20,960 We drink some schnapps. 743 00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:22,522 And we talk about life. 744 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,057 l think it's too fashionable. 745 00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:25,330 Yeah, yeah. 746 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:28,339 Here-- take some. There's a coat. 747 00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:29,533 Wait, wait. 748 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:31,405 Nathan, your cardigan. 749 00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:36,980 What do l do if she asks me a question? 750 00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:38,345 Ah. 751 00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:39,816 She asks you a question... 752 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:43,150 here-- you pretend to smoke a pipe. 753 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:44,711 And then you say, 754 00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:46,883 ''lnteresting concept.'' 755 00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:48,824 Don't worry. 756 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,987 We'll change the subject. 757 00:33:51,095 --> 00:33:52,926 Change the subject? 758 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,989 You know, like in football. 759 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,000 We'll run interference. 760 00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:58,535 And now... 761 00:33:58,569 --> 00:33:59,866 this is a tie. 762 00:33:59,904 --> 00:34:01,963 Here-- this will hold up your pants. 763 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:02,938 Good, huh? 764 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,029 Yeah. 765 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:06,441 Yeah. 766 00:34:06,477 --> 00:34:08,502 He looks like a French impressionist. 767 00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:09,740 Yeah, yeah. 768 00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:31,528 ...the nuclear configuration 769 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,332 is given by the expectation value 770 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:36,499 of the nuclear Hamiltonian, in a state with ''M'' neutrons... 771 00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:41,772 ...Will occur if the energy of the fuse state is lower 772 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:43,041 than the energy of... 773 00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:47,315 Our task is to see if the dynamics dictated 774 00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:49,319 by the interaction Hamiltonian 775 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:51,947 generates a sufficiently rapid reaction 776 00:34:51,989 --> 00:34:54,981 to make cold fusion-powered engines feasible. 777 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:56,220 Hello. 778 00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:58,388 Hello. 779 00:34:58,429 --> 00:34:59,623 Hello, liebchen. 780 00:35:01,532 --> 00:35:05,764 So, we have here E over C squared. 781 00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:07,930 lt's E squared. 782 00:35:07,972 --> 00:35:09,906 Minus E squared over B 783 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,568 minus V of X. 784 00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:19,949 Uh, what's going on? 785 00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:21,576 lt seems our friend Edward here 786 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:24,486 has been holding out on us. 787 00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:28,891 ln addition to being a very fine automotive mechanic 788 00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:32,987 he is also in physics something of a wunderkind. 789 00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:35,797 A wunderkind. 790 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:36,959 l, l had this idea. 791 00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:39,902 l ran it by the doc and we worked on it together 792 00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:42,371 and everybody thought it wasn't so bad. 793 00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:43,805 So! ''lt wasn't so bad.'' 794 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:44,967 lt was astonishing. 795 00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:46,236 Very innovative. 796 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:48,370 Well, do l get to hear what it is? 797 00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:51,610 l figured out how to build 798 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:54,675 a nuclear-powered spacecraft engine, l think. 799 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,380 A fusion engine. 800 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:57,148 A what?! 801 00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:58,883 The process that fuels the stars. 802 00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:00,686 We're going to put it in a bottle. 803 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:03,626 Cold fusion. 804 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,526 lt's mind-boggling. 805 00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:07,155 He's a mechanic. 806 00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:09,598 l was a clerk in a patent office. 807 00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:11,363 Faraday was a carpenter. 808 00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:14,303 lsaac Newton was an insurance salesman. 809 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,066 Fusion. 810 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:18,803 Fusion. 811 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,936 Really? Well, what are you wearing? 812 00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:24,812 What difference does it make what he is wearing? 813 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:29,980 A nuclear-powered spacecraft. 814 00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:34,156 Well, that's perfect for New Jersey. 815 00:36:34,191 --> 00:36:35,715 New Jersey? 816 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,954 The symposium. 817 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:38,790 l don't suppose you have a paper on this. 818 00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:39,625 Paper? 819 00:36:39,664 --> 00:36:42,462 No, no, you see, there are certain details... 820 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,365 We must check the spelling. 821 00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:46,563 We could have it ready. 822 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:47,696 You could? 823 00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:48,966 Yeah. Sure. 824 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,405 Couldn't we? 825 00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:51,874 Ja, we could. 826 00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:55,678 When is the symposium? 827 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,806 April 1 . 828 00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:59,145 Five days. 829 00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:00,810 That's not a problem. 830 00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:02,079 Oh, this is great! 831 00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:04,053 Bamberger will be thrilled. 832 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:07,524 l am very grateful. 833 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:10,493 This is so... huge, really. 834 00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:17,400 lsaac Newton was not an insurance salesman. 835 00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:27,935 W-what? 836 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:32,075 Boys, our little experiment 837 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:35,244 has just jumped to a higher energy level. 838 00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:39,819 Over X... 839 00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:41,586 minus Y to the X + Y... 840 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:42,887 Minus Y to the X... 841 00:37:42,926 --> 00:37:44,518 What language is that, Martian? 842 00:37:44,561 --> 00:37:45,550 Wait, wait a minute, wait. 843 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,086 You're not changing anything, are you? 844 00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:48,120 No. 845 00:37:48,165 --> 00:37:49,427 Well, what's all that? 846 00:37:49,466 --> 00:37:50,433 Nothing. 847 00:37:50,467 --> 00:37:52,059 All right, grab your scalpel. 848 00:37:52,102 --> 00:37:53,501 Let's operate. 849 00:37:58,275 --> 00:37:59,640 l don't believe it! 850 00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:01,338 Einstein's car! 851 00:38:01,378 --> 00:38:02,902 We do this right, Eddie boy, 852 00:38:02,946 --> 00:38:05,278 we're going to have a whole new clientele! 853 00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:06,442 Whoo! 854 00:38:12,222 --> 00:38:14,918 Welcome to the first international physics symposium 855 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:18,450 designed to bring together the very best minds. 856 00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:20,793 lt's time, Edward. 857 00:38:20,831 --> 00:38:25,632 Now, this is the largest gathering of the scientific... 858 00:38:25,669 --> 00:38:27,159 l can't do this. 859 00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:30,765 Why? Because you're sick with fear and anxiety? 860 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:31,934 99% Of the world 861 00:38:32,042 --> 00:38:34,533 wakes up like this every morning. 862 00:38:34,578 --> 00:38:35,545 Every morning. 863 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:36,807 Every morning. 864 00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:42,683 Edward, just remember why you are doing this. 865 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:47,419 Many of the mysteries that we, until now, only... 866 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,358 She's not even here. 867 00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:51,122 lt's not as if he's even ever shown 868 00:38:51,161 --> 00:38:52,822 any signs of normal intelligence. 869 00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:54,421 Think of that-- nuclear fusion. 870 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:55,955 l suppose these things happen. 871 00:38:55,999 --> 00:38:57,227 ldiot savant-- you know, 872 00:38:57,267 --> 00:38:59,064 a mental patient plays perfect chess 873 00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:00,570 a nine-year-old from Alabama 874 00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:02,902 suddenly starts speaking in iambic pentameter. 875 00:39:03,006 --> 00:39:04,837 James, it's packed! 876 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:08,743 To open our program here, delivering his paper 877 00:39:08,779 --> 00:39:13,045 entitled ''Cold Fusion-Powered Exploration Paradigms'' 878 00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:15,643 is our very own Edward Walters. 879 00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:26,058 Edward Walters. 880 00:39:31,101 --> 00:39:32,534 Dr. Walters? 881 00:39:32,569 --> 00:39:34,730 Dr. Walters? 882 00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,670 Doctor...? 883 00:39:54,024 --> 00:39:56,390 Are you all right, Dr. Walters? 884 00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:58,588 Ed. 885 00:39:58,629 --> 00:40:00,256 Ed? 886 00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:05,425 Ed. 887 00:40:16,213 --> 00:40:18,613 No, no 888 00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:22,881 it's P squared over N, not N squared over P. 889 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,854 She's not even here. 890 00:40:24,888 --> 00:40:29,985 lf she marries a genius, she'll have genius children. 891 00:40:30,093 --> 00:40:31,754 Do something. 892 00:40:31,795 --> 00:40:35,629 l am doing something, but it's not helpful. 893 00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:37,224 Or pleasant. 894 00:40:37,267 --> 00:40:40,395 A nuclear-powered spacecraft. 895 00:40:40,437 --> 00:40:42,803 Distinguished colleagues... 896 00:40:44,274 --> 00:40:46,003 honored guests... 897 00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:48,534 Edward, just remember 898 00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:52,379 why you are doing this. 899 00:40:58,922 --> 00:41:02,187 Any journey in life... 900 00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:06,925 if not done for human reasons, with understanding and love... 901 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,761 This is not the paper we wrote. 902 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,426 Shh! Listen. 903 00:41:10,467 --> 00:41:13,368 ... would be a very empty and lonely one. 904 00:41:13,403 --> 00:41:14,529 And look. 905 00:41:17,341 --> 00:41:19,571 Something worth remembering, 906 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:23,569 since nuclear-powered spacecraft may soon make the ancient dream 907 00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:29,075 of traveling to the edge of the universe and back... 908 00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:30,746 a reality. 909 00:41:30,787 --> 00:41:35,622 The source of that power 910 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:40,096 is the very source that fuels the stars themselves 911 00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:41,529 and, in doing so 912 00:41:41,565 --> 00:41:47,003 fuels our imagination and our dreams. 913 00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:49,197 Let us suppose 914 00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:53,005 that V of X is the standard barrier 915 00:41:53,076 --> 00:41:55,374 of penetration potential 916 00:41:55,412 --> 00:42:01,351 and that size... and nuclear ... function... 917 00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:08,120 then, as usual, minus l-H-R-D sine D-T equals 918 00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:11,127 minus D squared 919 00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:14,892 psi D-X squared 920 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:16,923 plus V of X. 921 00:42:21,271 --> 00:42:22,568 What a circus! 922 00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:25,439 As if the scientific analysis wasn't mind-numbing enough 923 00:42:25,475 --> 00:42:27,739 what was all that mush about the human heart? 924 00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:30,770 You didn't understand that because you're not a physicist. 925 00:42:30,814 --> 00:42:32,441 Yeah, well, let's remember, darling, 926 00:42:32,482 --> 00:42:33,915 neither was he until recently. 927 00:42:33,951 --> 00:42:35,646 Did you notice he still had grease 928 00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:36,880 under his fingernails? 929 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,182 Edward, congratulations. 930 00:42:38,221 --> 00:42:39,449 To genius. 931 00:42:39,489 --> 00:42:41,320 To fusion. 932 00:42:41,358 --> 00:42:42,848 To the heart. 933 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:44,292 -Ah! -Ah! 934 00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:46,558 Ah, oh, so you never went to college. 935 00:42:46,597 --> 00:42:48,360 l barely finished high school. 936 00:42:48,398 --> 00:42:50,525 l was always taking apart some car. 937 00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:53,297 And yet, you have such an amazing grasp of theory. 938 00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:56,306 Do you know, l believe that you used Debrawley's formula 939 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,137 for the length of the pilot wave. 940 00:42:58,175 --> 00:42:59,199 Of course he did. 941 00:42:59,242 --> 00:43:01,437 lt was a brilliant stroke. 942 00:43:01,478 --> 00:43:02,945 l couldn't have done without it. 943 00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:05,072 Oh! l forgot that. 944 00:43:05,115 --> 00:43:06,241 Wait a minute. 945 00:43:06,283 --> 00:43:07,944 Could you, could you remind me? 946 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,246 Um... 947 00:43:09,286 --> 00:43:11,584 Yeah. Um, sure. 948 00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:13,249 Uh... 949 00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:15,349 X 950 00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:16,484 equals... 951 00:43:17,494 --> 00:43:18,756 one 952 00:43:18,795 --> 00:43:20,092 plus, uh... 953 00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:22,256 W... 954 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:27,097 X equals one plus W 955 00:43:27,137 --> 00:43:28,104 cubed... 956 00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,699 in... 957 00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:35,268 over pi. 958 00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:37,906 Right, right. 959 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,006 Can you invert that? 960 00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:42,181 Where is he?! 961 00:43:42,219 --> 00:43:44,084 Where is that beautiful boy? 962 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:45,281 Rocket ships. 963 00:43:45,322 --> 00:43:47,313 -Zoom! -Zoom! 964 00:43:47,357 --> 00:43:49,518 Home run, Catherine, home run! 965 00:43:49,559 --> 00:43:50,719 Thank you, sir. 966 00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:53,252 Ed Walters, may l present Louis Bamberger? 967 00:43:53,296 --> 00:43:56,732 lf you had a nickel for every nickel he has, 968 00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:59,361 you would have a lot of nickels. 969 00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:02,861 An honor and a pleasure, sir. 970 00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:04,430 New Jersey-- 971 00:44:04,474 --> 00:44:06,908 leader in intergalactic rocket exploration. 972 00:44:06,943 --> 00:44:09,207 How does that sound for a license plate? 973 00:44:09,246 --> 00:44:10,645 Long. 974 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:11,943 Huh? Oh... 975 00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:13,244 sense of humor. 976 00:44:13,283 --> 00:44:14,910 l love this boy. 977 00:44:14,951 --> 00:44:18,148 May l steal my niece for one minute, please? 978 00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:20,247 Uh, well, actually, we were just about to leave. 979 00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:22,417 Just for one moment, please. 980 00:44:22,459 --> 00:44:23,721 l need some air. 981 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,729 James, how is the rat business? 982 00:44:26,763 --> 00:44:28,424 Um, well, it's really students 983 00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:30,262 that l'm experimenting on now. 984 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:32,598 My god, the mazes must be enormous. 985 00:44:35,472 --> 00:44:37,440 Green, black, red. 986 00:44:37,474 --> 00:44:38,702 Look at that. 987 00:44:38,742 --> 00:44:40,471 lt's like having four pens in one. 988 00:44:41,611 --> 00:44:43,806 What an exciting time to be alive. 989 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:46,077 Louis, we need to have a talk. 990 00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:48,380 This is going to be something l understand, isn't it? 991 00:44:48,418 --> 00:44:49,282 Yeah, yeah. 992 00:44:49,319 --> 00:44:50,946 l don't understand what you say to me. 993 00:44:50,987 --> 00:44:52,750 Yes, but you see... 994 00:44:56,126 --> 00:44:58,094 Oh, that's better. 995 00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:00,153 Look, Catherine. 996 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:04,190 Look at the stars, look at the sky, 997 00:45:04,234 --> 00:45:05,292 look at... 998 00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:06,927 Edward. 999 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:10,495 We were just talking about the stars. 1000 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:12,667 Ah... well, enough breathing. 1001 00:45:12,709 --> 00:45:14,199 Wow. 1002 00:45:16,179 --> 00:45:17,612 What a night. 1003 00:45:17,647 --> 00:45:20,115 l haven't seen a sky like this since l was a kid. 1004 00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:22,448 That's stargazers' field. 1005 00:45:22,486 --> 00:45:24,784 How many stars do you think are up there? 1006 00:45:24,821 --> 00:45:25,788 Hmm. 1007 00:45:25,822 --> 00:45:28,450 Um, ten to the twelfth, plus one. 1008 00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:30,619 Ah, you don't have to say that. 1009 00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:32,992 No, really, everybody is quite impressed. 1010 00:45:37,501 --> 00:45:39,298 Do you know why a comet's tail 1011 00:45:39,336 --> 00:45:41,133 always points away from the sun? 1012 00:45:41,171 --> 00:45:42,331 Yes. 1013 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,137 Me, too. 1014 00:45:46,676 --> 00:45:48,644 My grandma used to tell me that 1015 00:45:48,678 --> 00:45:52,341 stars are where a woodpecker pecked holes in the sky. 1016 00:45:52,382 --> 00:45:54,976 She wasn't that scientifically minded. 1017 00:45:55,051 --> 00:45:56,985 When my father looked at the sky 1018 00:45:57,053 --> 00:45:58,987 he didn't really see stars. 1019 00:45:59,055 --> 00:46:00,818 He said he saw 1020 00:46:00,857 --> 00:46:04,816 great seas of fire and nuclear furnaces. 1021 00:46:04,861 --> 00:46:07,659 He said it was like a very violent ballet 1022 00:46:07,697 --> 00:46:10,359 only it was too small for anyone to see. 1023 00:46:14,037 --> 00:46:16,437 What is keeping James? 1024 00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:17,940 l don't know. 1025 00:46:17,974 --> 00:46:20,272 He discovered a comet. 1026 00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:21,607 James discovered a...? 1027 00:46:21,645 --> 00:46:22,942 No. My father. 1028 00:46:22,979 --> 00:46:24,947 They named it after him. 1029 00:46:24,981 --> 00:46:26,278 Boyd's comet. 1030 00:46:26,316 --> 00:46:27,283 Mm-hmm. 1031 00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:28,614 Oh, my god, that's you. 1032 00:46:28,652 --> 00:46:29,949 That's your father. 1033 00:46:29,986 --> 00:46:31,283 Mm-hmm. 1034 00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:33,448 l-l was just reading about that in the... 1035 00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:35,287 Oh, you've read his works? 1036 00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:36,622 Well, some of them. 1037 00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:37,786 There are so many. 1038 00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:39,125 Three. 1039 00:46:39,162 --> 00:46:40,789 Three? Really? 1040 00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:42,799 There... it seemed like more. 1041 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:44,824 They're all so action-packed. 1042 00:46:49,506 --> 00:46:51,406 Action-packed? 1043 00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:53,170 What is he saying? 1044 00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:56,308 He's coming back. 1045 00:46:56,346 --> 00:46:57,313 James? 1046 00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:59,645 No. Uh, my father. 1047 00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,480 You know, just before he died 1048 00:47:01,518 --> 00:47:03,816 he promised that when the comet came back 1049 00:47:03,854 --> 00:47:05,481 he'd be riding on it. 1050 00:47:05,522 --> 00:47:07,319 Right, uh.... 1051 00:47:07,357 --> 00:47:09,917 right there. 1052 00:47:10,026 --> 00:47:13,518 l think it's there, just below Cassiopeia. 1053 00:47:15,131 --> 00:47:16,621 Ah, you're right. 1054 00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:20,596 He said he'd be riding on it 1055 00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:23,265 looking down to make sure l was okay. 1056 00:47:23,306 --> 00:47:24,603 So, how are you? 1057 00:47:24,641 --> 00:47:25,938 Are you okay? 1058 00:47:25,976 --> 00:47:27,773 Catherine? 1059 00:47:27,811 --> 00:47:30,109 Catherine! 1060 00:47:30,146 --> 00:47:31,943 The rat man cometh. 1061 00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:32,949 l... 1062 00:47:33,049 --> 00:47:34,744 Catherine? 1063 00:47:36,119 --> 00:47:37,780 Somebody call a doctor. 1064 00:47:37,821 --> 00:47:39,516 Albert, say something. 1065 00:47:39,556 --> 00:47:43,458 l just had too many knerdlers for lunch. 1066 00:47:43,493 --> 00:47:45,120 l need my pills. 1067 00:47:45,161 --> 00:47:47,129 Catherine, you know where they are? 1068 00:47:47,163 --> 00:47:48,460 At home. 1069 00:47:48,498 --> 00:47:49,988 Edward, you drive me. 1070 00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:53,628 Yes, all right, you-you drive him home. 1071 00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:55,638 l'll collect your things, Catherine, 1072 00:47:55,672 --> 00:47:58,106 and l'll see you at the Cafe Day Cup later. 1073 00:47:58,141 --> 00:47:59,108 Yes. Yes. 1074 00:47:59,142 --> 00:48:01,269 Yes? 1075 00:48:01,311 --> 00:48:04,803 Albert, you want us to come with you? 1076 00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:06,145 No, no. 1077 00:48:06,182 --> 00:48:07,479 Watch out. 1078 00:48:07,517 --> 00:48:09,246 Good-bye, please. 1079 00:48:09,286 --> 00:48:11,151 Let's go. Let's go. 1080 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:16,592 Wait a minute. 1081 00:48:16,626 --> 00:48:18,924 How do we get home? 1082 00:48:18,962 --> 00:48:20,429 Good question. 1083 00:48:20,463 --> 00:48:21,760 Oh... 1084 00:48:21,798 --> 00:48:23,925 it's a lovely night. 1085 00:48:23,967 --> 00:48:25,594 We walk. 1086 00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:40,113 Oh, look, l found my pills. 1087 00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:45,782 Now... maybe we can catch some of this in a glass. 1088 00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:47,790 Should get you out of this. 1089 00:48:47,824 --> 00:48:49,951 Yeah, that's a good idea. 1090 00:48:49,993 --> 00:48:51,517 Over there. 1091 00:48:51,561 --> 00:48:53,825 That cafe, Edward. 1092 00:49:04,141 --> 00:49:07,907 lt's a very bad Albert Einstein joke. 1093 00:49:07,978 --> 00:49:09,775 Maleva was his first wife. 1094 00:49:09,813 --> 00:49:11,110 She divorced him. 1095 00:49:11,148 --> 00:49:13,776 Yeah, l lived too much here and not enough here. 1096 00:49:13,817 --> 00:49:14,909 She have children? 1097 00:49:14,951 --> 00:49:15,918 Two boys. 1098 00:49:15,952 --> 00:49:17,214 Hans Albert. 1099 00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:20,883 His mother named him while l was out of town. 1100 00:49:20,924 --> 00:49:22,391 And Edward. 1101 00:49:22,425 --> 00:49:23,892 Yes? 1102 00:49:23,927 --> 00:49:26,794 No. Edward was the name of the other boy. 1103 00:49:26,830 --> 00:49:29,890 Oh. 1104 00:49:29,933 --> 00:49:33,391 Well, you must have lived here at least twice. 1105 00:49:33,436 --> 00:49:35,461 Edward... 1106 00:49:35,505 --> 00:49:40,169 how did you first think of atomic fuel? 1107 00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:43,543 Well, it just sort of hit me. 1108 00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:44,547 Boom. 1109 00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:45,605 -Boom. -Boom. 1110 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:49,551 Was it a Kessler boom or an accident? 1111 00:49:49,586 --> 00:49:52,419 Because Kessler believes that accidental discoveries 1112 00:49:52,455 --> 00:49:53,820 are not accidents at all. 1113 00:49:53,857 --> 00:49:56,826 That people have moments of insight and intuition 1114 00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:59,294 that they're prepared for by their experience 1115 00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:01,490 to recognize them for what they are. 1116 00:50:02,999 --> 00:50:04,466 Babbling. 1117 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:06,059 Babbling? 1118 00:50:06,102 --> 00:50:08,468 No, you're not babbling. 1119 00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:12,908 lf l had a mind like yours, l wouldn't stop talking. 1120 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:18,771 l think it's letting up. 1121 00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:28,557 l think she wants to leave. 1122 00:50:28,592 --> 00:50:31,493 She doesn't know what she wants. 1123 00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:47,705 Still raining. 1124 00:50:47,744 --> 00:50:49,769 Still raining. 1125 00:51:27,784 --> 00:51:32,551 l think your uncle wants us... to dance. 1126 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,523 Oh, now, 1127 00:51:34,557 --> 00:51:36,149 don't be irrelevant, Ed. 1128 00:51:36,192 --> 00:51:38,319 You can't get from there to here. 1129 00:51:38,361 --> 00:51:39,658 Why not? 1130 00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:40,993 Now, don't tell me 1131 00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:43,659 that a famous and brilliant scientist 1132 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,099 such as yourself 1133 00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:47,160 doesn't know about Zeno's paradox. 1134 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,103 Remind me. 1135 00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:51,801 You can't get from there to here 1136 00:51:51,841 --> 00:51:54,605 because you always have to cover half the remaining distance. 1137 00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:57,875 Like, from me to you, l have to cover half of it. 1138 00:51:57,914 --> 00:51:59,211 But, see? 1139 00:51:59,249 --> 00:52:01,513 l still have half of that remaining, so... 1140 00:52:01,551 --> 00:52:03,883 l cover half that and, um... there's still 1141 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:04,944 half of that left 1142 00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:07,046 so l cover half of that 1143 00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:10,287 and, uh... half of that 1144 00:52:10,327 --> 00:52:13,296 and half of that and half of that. 1145 00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:16,094 And since there are infinite halves left... 1146 00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:20,229 can't ever get there. 1147 00:52:32,716 --> 00:52:34,707 So how did that happen? 1148 00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:38,551 l don't know. 1149 00:52:40,056 --> 00:52:41,990 lt's not possible. 1150 00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:05,548 James. 1151 00:53:05,582 --> 00:53:06,708 No. Ed. 1152 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:09,378 James. l was supposed to meet him. 1153 00:53:09,419 --> 00:53:11,410 Oh, oh. 1154 00:53:18,495 --> 00:53:21,362 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1155 00:53:22,932 --> 00:53:24,923 Shall we go again? 1156 00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:33,335 So we have particle ''C''-- Catherine-- 1157 00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:37,676 in orbit around particle ''J''-- James-- 1158 00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:41,673 powerize particle ''E''-- Edward-- 1159 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:46,087 follows ''C'', becomes a new entity. 1160 00:53:46,122 --> 00:53:48,716 ''C'' plus ''E'' 1161 00:53:48,758 --> 00:53:51,727 which causes ''J'' to disintegrate. 1162 00:53:53,096 --> 00:53:57,192 lf l could take you up in paradise above 1163 00:53:57,233 --> 00:54:00,361 lf you would tell me l'm the only one that you love 1164 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:02,701 Life could be a dream, sweetheart. 1165 00:54:02,738 --> 00:54:06,572 ''Edward Walters, a local garage mechanic 1166 00:54:06,609 --> 00:54:10,375 ''and amateur physicist dropped a bombshell 1167 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:12,881 ''on the international physics symposium 1168 00:54:12,915 --> 00:54:14,212 ''with the announcement 1169 00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:17,276 ''of a formula that makes interplanetary travel 1170 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,551 by nu-cu-lear rocket a real possibility.'' 1171 00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:22,558 Nuclear. 1172 00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:24,560 l said nu-cu-lear, professor. 1173 00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:25,561 Nuclear. 1174 00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:26,721 Good picture. 1175 00:54:26,762 --> 00:54:28,730 This has got to be the dumbest thing 1176 00:54:28,764 --> 00:54:30,891 anybody ever did to impress a dame. 1177 00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:33,401 Especially one that expects you to talk to her-- she's smart. 1178 00:54:33,436 --> 00:54:34,562 Shut up, Frankie. 1179 00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:36,731 Eddie, you hardly finished high school. 1180 00:54:36,772 --> 00:54:39,104 How do you expect to get away with this? 1181 00:54:41,110 --> 00:54:43,078 l know a lot about science. 1182 00:54:43,112 --> 00:54:44,545 Excuse me. 1183 00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:45,569 Ed Walters? 1184 00:54:45,615 --> 00:54:47,082 Who the hell are you? 1185 00:54:47,116 --> 00:54:48,447 Bill Reilly, Times. 1186 00:54:48,484 --> 00:54:49,451 Yeah? 1187 00:54:49,485 --> 00:54:50,452 Hey, hi. 1188 00:54:50,486 --> 00:54:51,714 Bob Rosetti. 1189 00:54:51,754 --> 00:54:52,743 l own the place. 1190 00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:54,085 Oh, hey, Mr. Rosetti. 1191 00:54:54,123 --> 00:54:56,819 So were you surprised to find out you had such 1192 00:54:56,859 --> 00:54:58,190 a brilliant employee? 1193 00:54:58,227 --> 00:54:58,989 Surprised? 1194 00:54:59,095 --> 00:55:01,154 Why do you think l hired him? He's a genius. 1195 00:55:01,197 --> 00:55:03,256 Hey, Ed, a lot of folks are wondering 1196 00:55:03,299 --> 00:55:05,893 how an ordinary guy like yourself could come up 1197 00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:07,596 with such advanced ideas. 1198 00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:08,661 l think l can answer that. 1199 00:55:08,704 --> 00:55:09,932 Hello, Edward. 1200 00:55:10,039 --> 00:55:10,937 Congratulations. 1201 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,337 Thank you. 1202 00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:15,105 You see, the fact is that we're only now 1203 00:55:15,144 --> 00:55:18,375 just beginning to understand the true nature of intelligence. 1204 00:55:18,414 --> 00:55:19,381 And you are? 1205 00:55:19,415 --> 00:55:20,712 James Morland. 1206 00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:21,842 With the, uh...? 1207 00:55:21,884 --> 00:55:23,215 Silas Paine lnstitute. 1208 00:55:23,252 --> 00:55:25,812 Experimental psychology. 1209 00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:29,052 We're learning that, uh, that thing that we call genius 1210 00:55:29,091 --> 00:55:32,390 that is the ability to make intuitive breakthroughs 1211 00:55:32,428 --> 00:55:34,293 can flower almost anywhere. 1212 00:55:34,330 --> 00:55:37,060 lsn't that so, Edward? 1213 00:55:37,099 --> 00:55:38,623 You're the expert. 1214 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:39,965 Yes. Yes, l am. 1215 00:55:40,002 --> 00:55:41,663 That's really why l'm here. 1216 00:55:41,704 --> 00:55:43,569 Oh, apart from to pick up my car, of course, 1217 00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:45,403 which l trust is ready by now. 1218 00:55:45,441 --> 00:55:47,341 We'd like to study you. 1219 00:55:47,376 --> 00:55:48,968 Study me? 1220 00:55:49,045 --> 00:55:50,945 Your brain. Your thinking processes. 1221 00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:52,845 lt's an extraordinary opportunity 1222 00:55:52,882 --> 00:55:55,407 to increase our understanding of human knowledge. 1223 00:55:55,451 --> 00:55:56,748 What do you say? 1224 00:55:56,786 --> 00:55:58,083 Can we count on you? 1225 00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,917 One, uh, colleague to another. 1226 00:56:01,557 --> 00:56:04,788 Many of you may recognize this test. 1227 00:56:04,827 --> 00:56:07,591 lt's a variation on the classic P.C.& D. examination. 1228 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:09,655 Mr. Walters will have ten minutes to complete the series. 1229 00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:12,259 You will find the first problem inside this box. 1230 00:56:12,301 --> 00:56:13,268 Are you ready, Ed? 1231 00:56:13,302 --> 00:56:14,929 -Actually... -Start the clock, please. 1232 00:57:34,583 --> 00:57:36,380 Yes, uh... 1233 00:57:37,953 --> 00:57:39,352 Yes, quite, uh... 1234 00:57:39,388 --> 00:57:41,253 Quite impressive. 1235 00:57:41,290 --> 00:57:43,190 Uh, now we move on to phase two. 1236 00:57:43,225 --> 00:57:44,749 Phase two? 1237 00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:47,285 Yes, we've, uh, tested the subject's motor ability. 1238 00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:49,560 Now it's time to test his general knowledge-- 1239 00:57:49,598 --> 00:57:51,088 something which, l must confess 1240 00:57:51,133 --> 00:57:53,567 l've been quite curious about-- and to that end 1241 00:57:53,602 --> 00:57:56,435 l have devised a series of multiple choice questions-- 1242 00:57:56,472 --> 00:57:59,930 50 in all-- on relativity, Newtonian physics 1243 00:57:59,975 --> 00:58:01,067 physical chemistry 1244 00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:03,408 and, of course, some basic quantum mechanics. 1245 00:58:03,446 --> 00:58:06,904 The subject has 18 minutes in which to complete the series. 1246 00:58:06,949 --> 00:58:08,075 Uh, lights, please. 1247 00:58:08,117 --> 00:58:09,744 Would you like to sit down? 1248 00:58:09,785 --> 00:58:10,945 And, uh, projector. 1249 00:58:12,021 --> 00:58:14,512 Start the clock. 1250 00:58:20,596 --> 00:58:22,530 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1251 00:58:22,565 --> 00:58:23,827 Excuse me. 1252 00:58:23,866 --> 00:58:25,595 Excuse me. 1253 01:00:40,669 --> 01:00:41,931 Ow! 1254 01:00:45,841 --> 01:00:47,206 l'm done. 1255 01:00:47,243 --> 01:00:48,505 That it? 1256 01:00:55,518 --> 01:00:58,817 ln an intensive lQ test today, young auto mechanic Ed Walters 1257 01:00:58,854 --> 01:01:02,915 scored 186, placing him in the top point-zero-zero-zero... 1258 01:01:02,958 --> 01:01:03,947 Did he pass? 1259 01:01:03,993 --> 01:01:04,960 That's our Eddie! 1260 01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:06,461 Come on, mention the garage. 1261 01:01:06,495 --> 01:01:07,792 Come on... Bob and Al's... 1262 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:08,922 Bob and Al's... 1263 01:01:08,964 --> 01:01:10,955 At the White House, President Eisenhower 1264 01:01:11,033 --> 01:01:14,161 scoffed at the Soviet claims to have leapt ahead 1265 01:01:14,203 --> 01:01:15,602 in the race to space. 1266 01:01:15,638 --> 01:01:17,435 He dismissed the red rumors, 1267 01:01:17,473 --> 01:01:19,668 saying that the first man in space 1268 01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:22,802 will have hot dogs for lunch... not borscht. 1269 01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:25,973 And the name of the man who could put us there? 1270 01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:26,982 Ed Walters. 1271 01:01:27,016 --> 01:01:28,244 l was wrong about him. 1272 01:01:28,284 --> 01:01:30,149 He's not an idiot savant at all. 1273 01:01:30,185 --> 01:01:34,554 He's the real thing-- he's an idiot idiot. 1274 01:01:34,590 --> 01:01:35,955 Shh. 1275 01:01:35,991 --> 01:01:37,652 The boy grease-pit genius. 1276 01:01:37,693 --> 01:01:39,991 And like his mentor, Albert Einstein, 1277 01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:41,155 young Ed Walters dreamed 1278 01:01:41,196 --> 01:01:43,130 of solving the mysteries of the universe. 1279 01:01:43,165 --> 01:01:45,599 lf you'd get the stars out of your eyes 1280 01:01:45,634 --> 01:01:47,101 -you'd see for yourself. -James! 1281 01:01:47,136 --> 01:01:49,661 Before long, we'll all be going to the Moon 1282 01:01:49,705 --> 01:01:52,265 for the weekend on nuclear rocket engines 1283 01:01:52,308 --> 01:01:55,106 and save on our fuel bills in the bargain. 1284 01:01:55,144 --> 01:01:57,009 Have you actually read 1285 01:01:57,046 --> 01:01:59,913 this stupendous, earth-shattering paper of his? 1286 01:01:59,949 --> 01:02:00,916 No. 1287 01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:02,315 You didn't? l'm surprised. 1288 01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:04,945 l thought you'd be dying to get your hands on it. 1289 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:06,487 You know, as a fellow mathematician. 1290 01:02:06,522 --> 01:02:08,683 Mathematicians and physicists everywhere 1291 01:02:08,724 --> 01:02:10,919 are putting this startling new theory... 1292 01:02:12,494 --> 01:02:13,461 lt's me. 1293 01:02:13,495 --> 01:02:15,360 ...to examine in detail the mathematical brilliance 1294 01:02:15,397 --> 01:02:17,194 of this simple garage mechanic 1295 01:02:17,232 --> 01:02:20,258 who believes, in the land of the free 1296 01:02:20,302 --> 01:02:24,534 and the home of the brave, nothing is impossible. 1297 01:02:24,573 --> 01:02:26,666 Do the horn again, Edward. 1298 01:02:26,709 --> 01:02:27,869 Ja, ja. 1299 01:02:30,479 --> 01:02:33,209 Albert, we have our convertible. 1300 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:36,979 Good, good. 1301 01:02:37,086 --> 01:02:41,386 This is like sailing, without the wetness. 1302 01:02:41,423 --> 01:02:43,983 Wonderful thing you have made here, Edward. 1303 01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:45,720 Why aren't you smiling? 1304 01:02:45,761 --> 01:02:48,229 l think l've got to tell Catherine the truth. 1305 01:02:48,263 --> 01:02:49,787 No, no, it's too soon. 1306 01:02:49,832 --> 01:02:52,733 She's falling in love with the wrong guy, doc. 1307 01:02:52,768 --> 01:02:55,100 Ja, but it's love. 1308 01:02:55,137 --> 01:02:57,435 Edward, it's love. 1309 01:03:10,819 --> 01:03:11,945 Catherine? 1310 01:03:11,987 --> 01:03:13,579 No, thank you. 1311 01:03:13,622 --> 01:03:15,613 Ed. 1312 01:03:15,658 --> 01:03:16,920 Hi. 1313 01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:22,829 l was going to ask you why you use that operator there? 1314 01:03:25,501 --> 01:03:27,469 l often ask myself the same question. 1315 01:03:27,503 --> 01:03:28,470 Oh. 1316 01:03:28,504 --> 01:03:29,471 Yeah. 1317 01:03:29,505 --> 01:03:32,372 lt's just a stroke of brilliance. 1318 01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:35,775 l'm just so close to figuring it out. 1319 01:03:35,811 --> 01:03:36,778 Trouble ahead. 1320 01:03:36,812 --> 01:03:37,801 Mm-hmm. 1321 01:03:37,846 --> 01:03:39,973 Maybe, maybe not. 1322 01:03:40,082 --> 01:03:42,209 What if she finds the flaw in our theory? 1323 01:03:42,251 --> 01:03:44,276 Easy. We just undermine her confidence. 1324 01:03:44,319 --> 01:03:45,718 Well, we shouldn't do that. 1325 01:03:45,754 --> 01:03:46,721 How? 1326 01:03:46,755 --> 01:03:49,451 We'll be obscure and obtuse. 1327 01:03:49,491 --> 01:03:52,722 Maybe you're taking something for granted. 1328 01:03:52,761 --> 01:03:55,423 What if you question everything? 1329 01:03:55,464 --> 01:04:00,094 Look at it from an entirely different perspective. 1330 01:04:00,135 --> 01:04:02,296 Question everything. 1331 01:04:09,144 --> 01:04:10,133 Uh-oh. 1332 01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:19,913 Uncle Albert... 1333 01:04:19,955 --> 01:04:21,820 could this be right? 1334 01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:27,757 What? 1335 01:04:27,796 --> 01:04:29,627 l know that look. What did l do? 1336 01:04:29,665 --> 01:04:32,964 l never saw it this way. 1337 01:04:33,068 --> 01:04:35,969 Oh. 1338 01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:39,234 l don't know what l was thinking. 1339 01:04:43,846 --> 01:04:45,837 Excuse me. 1340 01:04:51,653 --> 01:04:54,349 What did you say to her? 1341 01:05:02,598 --> 01:05:06,591 Why do you let them scare you off like that? 1342 01:05:06,635 --> 01:05:08,762 They are the greatest minds in the world. 1343 01:05:08,804 --> 01:05:10,897 So? Who says they have all the answers? 1344 01:05:10,939 --> 01:05:12,065 Wait. Who says what? 1345 01:05:12,107 --> 01:05:13,335 Who says you're not one 1346 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:15,275 of the greatest minds in the world? 1347 01:05:15,310 --> 01:05:16,641 Well, l'm not like you. 1348 01:05:16,678 --> 01:05:17,667 You're a natural. 1349 01:05:17,713 --> 01:05:19,374 You're just like one of them. 1350 01:05:19,414 --> 01:05:20,847 -No, l'm not. -Yes, you are. 1351 01:05:20,883 --> 01:05:22,282 -Yes, you are. -No, l'm not. 1352 01:05:22,317 --> 01:05:23,375 Believe me, l'm not. 1353 01:05:23,418 --> 01:05:25,511 Oh! Well, okay-- you're younger. 1354 01:05:25,554 --> 01:05:26,748 The point is, 1355 01:05:26,789 --> 01:05:29,155 you're not just some dumb garage mechanic. 1356 01:05:29,191 --> 01:05:30,783 You're a genius, and l'm just... 1357 01:05:30,826 --> 01:05:31,952 l don't know what l am. 1358 01:05:32,027 --> 01:05:33,324 What? What are you? 1359 01:05:33,362 --> 01:05:34,329 A housewife? 1360 01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:37,594 Almost. 1361 01:05:37,633 --> 01:05:39,897 l think you're more than that. 1362 01:05:39,935 --> 01:05:44,372 Lady, the only thing you're afraid of is yourself. 1363 01:05:44,406 --> 01:05:46,374 Wait. Can l just ask you something? 1364 01:05:46,408 --> 01:05:47,375 What? 1365 01:05:47,409 --> 01:05:48,876 What, um... 1366 01:05:48,911 --> 01:05:50,503 Why do you do that? 1367 01:05:50,546 --> 01:05:51,979 What? 1368 01:05:52,047 --> 01:05:53,514 Brando. 1369 01:05:53,549 --> 01:05:56,541 l'm just trying to make you smile. 1370 01:05:56,585 --> 01:05:57,552 Oh. 1371 01:05:57,586 --> 01:05:58,553 Well... 1372 01:05:58,587 --> 01:06:00,282 Thanks. 1373 01:06:00,322 --> 01:06:02,085 Bye. 1374 01:06:04,493 --> 01:06:07,428 lt's for the best. 1375 01:06:07,462 --> 01:06:10,863 We squeeze the brain a little to make room for the heart. 1376 01:06:10,899 --> 01:06:15,097 But maybe accidents are part of the grand design? 1377 01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:19,733 lf you cause the accident then it is not an accident. 1378 01:06:19,775 --> 01:06:20,935 Ah, ja, ja. 1379 01:06:20,976 --> 01:06:23,945 You know, the trouble with accidents is 1380 01:06:24,012 --> 01:06:26,503 you can't predict the outcome. 1381 01:06:26,548 --> 01:06:28,277 Ah! So-So maybe Catherine 1382 01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:30,911 will fall in love with one of us. 1383 01:06:30,953 --> 01:06:33,922 You are such a dreamer, lieblich. 1384 01:06:46,735 --> 01:06:48,794 Oh! Oh, l'm sorry. 1385 01:06:48,837 --> 01:06:50,270 Were you sleeping? 1386 01:06:50,305 --> 01:06:51,533 Oh, Catherine, no. 1387 01:06:51,573 --> 01:06:53,507 l was just in repose. 1388 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:54,509 Oh. 1389 01:06:54,543 --> 01:06:55,874 Where were you? 1390 01:06:55,911 --> 01:06:57,344 Thinking. 1391 01:06:57,379 --> 01:06:59,506 l was worried about you. 1392 01:06:59,548 --> 01:07:01,743 That l was thinking? 1393 01:07:01,783 --> 01:07:02,909 Me, too. 1394 01:07:02,985 --> 01:07:07,149 No, l was worried that you were angry with me 1395 01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:10,590 since it's the one thing l would not be able to bear. 1396 01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:13,117 Please forgive a foolish old man. 1397 01:07:13,161 --> 01:07:14,321 Oh, no, no, no. 1398 01:07:14,363 --> 01:07:15,921 You weren't being... 1399 01:07:15,964 --> 01:07:17,932 Well, maybe a little. 1400 01:07:17,966 --> 01:07:18,933 lt was me. 1401 01:07:18,967 --> 01:07:21,458 He'll tell me what to think. 1402 01:07:21,503 --> 01:07:22,527 Who? 1403 01:07:22,571 --> 01:07:23,799 My notebook! 1404 01:07:23,839 --> 01:07:25,067 l thought l lost this. 1405 01:07:25,107 --> 01:07:26,574 Catherine, who? 1406 01:07:26,608 --> 01:07:31,568 My dad... the comet... Friday, 10:35. 1407 01:07:31,613 --> 01:07:34,173 Liebchen... 1408 01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:37,117 l know we make fun of your James. 1409 01:07:37,152 --> 01:07:41,054 We call him ''the rat man'' and ''the rodent king.'' 1410 01:07:41,089 --> 01:07:43,080 And ''the lesser professor'' 1411 01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:45,616 and ''the excremental psychologist.'' 1412 01:07:45,661 --> 01:07:48,095 Ja... and ''sir monkey lips.'' 1413 01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:49,392 ''Chimp pimp.'' 1414 01:07:49,431 --> 01:07:51,194 This all stops now. 1415 01:07:51,233 --> 01:07:52,860 Hmm. 1416 01:07:52,901 --> 01:07:54,630 What l wish for you: 1417 01:07:54,670 --> 01:07:57,537 You go out and have a good life. 1418 01:07:57,572 --> 01:07:58,869 You mean that? 1419 01:08:00,275 --> 01:08:02,436 l just spoke with him. 1420 01:08:02,477 --> 01:08:04,274 Who? 1421 01:08:04,313 --> 01:08:06,247 With the rat... with James. 1422 01:08:06,281 --> 01:08:13,744 Tomorrow, we all go together, and we have an excursion. 1423 01:08:16,291 --> 01:08:18,088 Hello? Someone lost in... 1424 01:08:18,126 --> 01:08:19,093 Hello. 1425 01:08:19,127 --> 01:08:20,151 We heard screaming. 1426 01:08:20,195 --> 01:08:21,253 -Screaming? -Ja, ja. 1427 01:08:21,296 --> 01:08:23,287 We are looking for professor Einstein. 1428 01:08:23,332 --> 01:08:24,924 He said you would be together. 1429 01:08:25,033 --> 01:08:26,227 Uh, yes, but not here. 1430 01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,792 l'm going sailing with him. 1431 01:08:29,338 --> 01:08:30,896 Oh, sailing... of course! 1432 01:08:30,939 --> 01:08:32,634 We were... we were mistaken. 1433 01:08:32,674 --> 01:08:33,936 We never go sailing. 1434 01:08:33,976 --> 01:08:35,534 Really? 1435 01:08:35,577 --> 01:08:39,138 He says the fish don't want to eat what we have just eaten. 1436 01:08:40,682 --> 01:08:41,944 l'd better check on this. 1437 01:08:42,017 --> 01:08:43,075 No, no! He's fine. 1438 01:08:43,118 --> 01:08:44,745 Don't touch anything. 1439 01:08:52,794 --> 01:08:54,318 Quiet! 1440 01:08:56,164 --> 01:08:58,598 This is what we miss in physics: screaming. 1441 01:08:59,768 --> 01:09:02,566 lf anybody screams, it's usually me. 1442 01:09:02,604 --> 01:09:04,469 Uh, please, don't, don't 1443 01:09:04,506 --> 01:09:05,803 touch anything. 1444 01:09:14,649 --> 01:09:18,278 You let the rats run around like that, eh? 1445 01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,753 Very democratic of you. 1446 01:09:19,788 --> 01:09:24,919 18 months of experimental research gone! 1447 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,258 Oh, the monkeys! 1448 01:09:27,295 --> 01:09:30,423 lt's plain to see you're very busy. 1449 01:09:30,465 --> 01:09:32,592 We come back another time. 1450 01:09:35,704 --> 01:09:37,501 Psychologists... So crazy! 1451 01:09:37,539 --> 01:09:38,597 Go! 1452 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:38,707 Well, l don't understand it. 1453 01:09:38,707 --> 01:09:40,937 Well, l don't understand it. 1454 01:09:41,009 --> 01:09:43,204 He's always ten minutes early for everything. 1455 01:09:43,244 --> 01:09:45,075 Any longer, we lose the wind. 1456 01:09:45,113 --> 01:09:46,808 Okay, that's it. We're set. 1457 01:09:46,848 --> 01:09:48,816 l'm very disappointed. 1458 01:09:48,850 --> 01:09:53,583 l was looking forward to getting to know him better. 1459 01:10:00,829 --> 01:10:03,662 Um... 1460 01:10:03,698 --> 01:10:06,326 well, maybe next time. 1461 01:10:20,582 --> 01:10:21,879 lt's pretty. 1462 01:10:21,916 --> 01:10:22,883 Mmm. 1463 01:10:23,918 --> 01:10:24,885 Whoa. 1464 01:10:24,919 --> 01:10:25,908 Sorry. 1465 01:10:25,954 --> 01:10:27,615 lt's all right. You okay? 1466 01:10:27,655 --> 01:10:30,249 Uncle Albert... cut it out! 1467 01:10:30,291 --> 01:10:31,349 Listen, Catherine, 1468 01:10:31,392 --> 01:10:33,417 there's something l have to tell you. 1469 01:10:33,461 --> 01:10:34,587 No, listen, uh... 1470 01:10:34,629 --> 01:10:36,654 l know that Uncle Albert and everybody 1471 01:10:36,698 --> 01:10:38,097 wants us to... you know. 1472 01:10:38,133 --> 01:10:39,725 But there's something else... 1473 01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:41,531 No. You have to let me finish. 1474 01:10:41,569 --> 01:10:43,537 lt's just that... 1475 01:10:43,571 --> 01:10:45,698 Well, love between 1476 01:10:45,740 --> 01:10:47,002 two people, uh... 1477 01:10:47,041 --> 01:10:48,440 Oh! 1478 01:10:51,379 --> 01:10:52,539 Sorry. 1479 01:10:52,580 --> 01:10:54,013 Uncle Albert! 1480 01:10:54,115 --> 01:10:56,447 l'm steering the boat. 1481 01:10:56,484 --> 01:10:58,748 Uh... 1482 01:10:58,787 --> 01:11:00,550 Uh... 1483 01:11:00,588 --> 01:11:01,714 Love... 1484 01:11:01,756 --> 01:11:03,223 No. 1485 01:11:03,258 --> 01:11:06,625 People who share common goals and interests... 1486 01:11:06,661 --> 01:11:09,357 Did you ever hear of the color algae? 1487 01:11:09,397 --> 01:11:10,364 No. 1488 01:11:10,398 --> 01:11:11,865 Oh. 1489 01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:13,891 Anyway, the point is, Ed, that, um... 1490 01:11:13,935 --> 01:11:16,233 you can't choose who you're gonna love. 1491 01:11:16,271 --> 01:11:17,397 Well, l know that. 1492 01:11:17,438 --> 01:11:19,133 You know? lt just happens. 1493 01:11:19,174 --> 01:11:21,301 And l think you're a decent person 1494 01:11:21,342 --> 01:11:22,639 and l respect you... 1495 01:11:22,677 --> 01:11:23,905 l respect you, too. 1496 01:11:23,945 --> 01:11:26,743 Thank you. And l know how you feel about me. 1497 01:11:26,781 --> 01:11:28,578 lt's just that you can't... 1498 01:11:28,616 --> 01:11:31,676 you can't expect somebody who you've just met-- 1499 01:11:31,719 --> 01:11:33,710 somebody who hardly knows you-- 1500 01:11:33,755 --> 01:11:35,347 to suddenly say... 1501 01:11:37,792 --> 01:11:39,726 l love you. 1502 01:11:39,761 --> 01:11:41,388 l understand. That's okay. 1503 01:11:41,429 --> 01:11:44,091 No, l love you. 1504 01:11:44,132 --> 01:11:45,690 l do! 1505 01:11:45,733 --> 01:11:48,201 l do! l said it! 1506 01:11:48,236 --> 01:11:49,635 You love me? 1507 01:11:49,671 --> 01:11:52,834 Yes! l love you. 1508 01:11:53,775 --> 01:11:54,742 Whoa! 1509 01:11:54,776 --> 01:11:55,743 Would you stop? 1510 01:11:55,777 --> 01:11:58,769 Uncle Albert, would you please cut that out? 1511 01:11:58,813 --> 01:12:01,680 l can do it myself now. 1512 01:12:13,294 --> 01:12:15,854 Wahoo. 1513 01:12:16,998 --> 01:12:18,795 Did you feel that? 1514 01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:19,959 Ja! 1515 01:12:20,034 --> 01:12:22,662 Somewhere, an atom collided with an atom 1516 01:12:22,704 --> 01:12:25,172 that collided with an atom, and so on 1517 01:12:25,206 --> 01:12:26,901 until it collided with us! 1518 01:12:28,276 --> 01:12:29,573 To atoms... 1519 01:12:29,611 --> 01:12:32,774 those sexy little kinkies. 1520 01:12:34,515 --> 01:12:36,642 Suppose you think you're in love with this... 1521 01:12:36,684 --> 01:12:37,981 this mechanic, do you? 1522 01:12:38,019 --> 01:12:39,680 Yes! Ed! 1523 01:12:39,721 --> 01:12:41,450 l'm in love with him! 1524 01:12:41,489 --> 01:12:42,786 Let me explain... 1525 01:12:43,825 --> 01:12:44,792 Oh... 1526 01:12:44,826 --> 01:12:46,088 it's an infatuation. 1527 01:12:46,127 --> 01:12:47,321 lt's not love. 1528 01:12:47,362 --> 01:12:50,991 He's pleasant-looking, he's, he's popular... 1529 01:12:51,065 --> 01:12:52,726 Uncle Albert likes him, 1530 01:12:52,767 --> 01:12:56,203 so, naturally, you feel attracted, but it... 1531 01:12:56,237 --> 01:12:58,899 it won't last. 1532 01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:01,807 What we have will last: 1533 01:13:01,843 --> 01:13:04,437 Common aims and interests... 1534 01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:06,208 verbal communications... 1535 01:13:06,247 --> 01:13:08,943 financial security... 1536 01:13:09,017 --> 01:13:11,747 intellectual compatibility. 1537 01:13:11,786 --> 01:13:13,447 What about love? 1538 01:13:16,391 --> 01:13:19,292 Sounds like a hundred-dollar brake job, Frank. 1539 01:13:19,327 --> 01:13:21,420 Busted tappets. Ed? 1540 01:13:21,462 --> 01:13:22,952 Huh? 1541 01:13:23,064 --> 01:13:24,929 What do you think? 1542 01:13:27,035 --> 01:13:28,798 She loves me. 1543 01:13:31,139 --> 01:13:32,868 l thought that was the idea. 1544 01:13:32,907 --> 01:13:34,465 You haven't told her, have you? 1545 01:13:34,509 --> 01:13:35,567 l've been trying. 1546 01:13:35,610 --> 01:13:37,635 Ah, tell 'em nothing, that's what l say. 1547 01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:39,146 lt's not that hard. 1548 01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:41,307 You just call her up and say, 1549 01:13:41,349 --> 01:13:44,147 ''Hello. l'm a lying grease monkey.'' 1550 01:13:44,185 --> 01:13:46,312 Leave me alone, will you? 1551 01:13:46,354 --> 01:13:48,754 lt's going to be all right. 1552 01:13:48,790 --> 01:13:51,156 She loves me. 1553 01:14:06,941 --> 01:14:08,704 Will it work? 1554 01:14:08,743 --> 01:14:12,042 Will it work? 1555 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,570 You never know. 1556 01:14:13,614 --> 01:14:17,641 Hmm... l've seen this before. 1557 01:14:17,685 --> 01:14:20,279 Well, yes, it's been in all the papers: 1558 01:14:20,321 --> 01:14:21,948 Ed Walters' cold fusion. 1559 01:14:22,023 --> 01:14:24,548 No, no, l mean years ago... 1560 01:14:24,592 --> 01:14:25,820 somewhere. 1561 01:14:28,930 --> 01:14:31,899 First l want to say, ''l lie you... 1562 01:14:31,933 --> 01:14:33,867 ''l-l love you. 1563 01:14:33,901 --> 01:14:35,368 l'm a l... a liar.'' 1564 01:14:45,046 --> 01:14:46,536 There's been some things 1565 01:14:46,581 --> 01:14:49,209 that l haven't been completely honest about, 1566 01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:51,047 and, um, l would like the... 1567 01:14:52,286 --> 01:14:54,151 Just a minute, Catherine. 1568 01:14:59,060 --> 01:14:59,992 Edward Walters? 1569 01:15:00,061 --> 01:15:00,993 Yes? 1570 01:15:01,062 --> 01:15:02,086 Hey! 1571 01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:04,064 Quiet. Speak when you're spoken to. 1572 01:15:04,098 --> 01:15:06,123 Act natural. Keep the answers short. 1573 01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:08,158 Edward... Edward, l want you to meet 1574 01:15:08,202 --> 01:15:10,932 the President of the United States. 1575 01:15:10,972 --> 01:15:11,939 lke?! 1576 01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:13,200 You're... you're... 1577 01:15:13,241 --> 01:15:14,401 you're the... 1578 01:15:14,442 --> 01:15:16,307 You're President Eisenhower. 1579 01:15:16,344 --> 01:15:18,608 Well, at least until the next election. 1580 01:15:18,646 --> 01:15:24,050 Um, some special... occasion? 1581 01:15:24,085 --> 01:15:26,178 Oh, um... 1582 01:15:26,220 --> 01:15:28,518 l'm expecting someone... 1583 01:15:28,556 --> 01:15:31,047 um... a friend... 1584 01:15:31,092 --> 01:15:32,320 Catherine. 1585 01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:33,327 Catherine Boyd? 1586 01:15:33,361 --> 01:15:34,328 Yes. 1587 01:15:34,362 --> 01:15:35,488 Albert Einstein's niece. 1588 01:15:35,530 --> 01:15:36,963 l have to tell her something. 1589 01:15:36,998 --> 01:15:37,965 Ah. 1590 01:15:37,999 --> 01:15:40,467 Well, son, about this engine... 1591 01:15:40,501 --> 01:15:43,766 Uh, when can we see a working prototype? 1592 01:15:43,805 --> 01:15:45,204 A-A prototype? 1593 01:15:45,239 --> 01:15:46,399 The Russians have announced 1594 01:15:46,441 --> 01:15:48,705 that they'll have a working model within the year. 1595 01:15:48,743 --> 01:15:51,211 The President would like to make an announcement 1596 01:15:51,245 --> 01:15:52,234 we are building 1597 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:53,804 a prototype here in New Jersey. 1598 01:15:53,848 --> 01:15:55,611 We have a press conference tonight. 1599 01:15:55,650 --> 01:15:56,981 7:00 at the symposium. 1600 01:15:57,018 --> 01:15:58,076 l'd like to be able to tell them 1601 01:15:58,119 --> 01:15:59,780 we'll have something ready by say, um... 1602 01:15:59,821 --> 01:16:00,810 7:00? 1603 01:16:08,930 --> 01:16:11,398 Then Eisenhower tells everyone the good news! 1604 01:16:11,432 --> 01:16:12,729 There's good news? 1605 01:16:12,767 --> 01:16:14,064 About the prototype! 1606 01:16:14,102 --> 01:16:15,729 Does Edward know this? 1607 01:16:15,770 --> 01:16:17,795 Sure! lt was practically his idea! 1608 01:16:17,839 --> 01:16:18,806 Come on, let's go! 1609 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:21,934 They're waiting for us out front! 1610 01:16:25,513 --> 01:16:27,447 Oh, my god. 1611 01:16:29,984 --> 01:16:32,248 Excuse me. 1612 01:16:32,286 --> 01:16:33,583 Catherine Boyd? 1613 01:16:33,621 --> 01:16:36,181 l met your friend Edward. 1614 01:16:36,224 --> 01:16:38,522 You must be very proud. 1615 01:16:38,559 --> 01:16:42,393 l have very strong feelings about him. 1616 01:16:45,967 --> 01:16:47,594 We should leave the country! 1617 01:16:47,635 --> 01:16:48,693 Don't panic! 1618 01:16:48,736 --> 01:16:49,964 When should we panic-- 1619 01:16:50,037 --> 01:16:51,766 when they shoot us for treason? 1620 01:16:51,806 --> 01:16:53,671 They don't shoot you for treason. 1621 01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:55,232 l think it's electrocution. 1622 01:17:00,815 --> 01:17:03,340 Ed. lt's Ed! 1623 01:17:03,384 --> 01:17:04,908 Where's Catherine?! 1624 01:17:04,986 --> 01:17:07,648 With Eisenhower! 1625 01:17:14,095 --> 01:17:15,153 Back! 1626 01:17:15,196 --> 01:17:18,165 Stay back, sir! 1627 01:17:38,119 --> 01:17:40,349 Catherine! Stop! 1628 01:17:43,224 --> 01:17:44,589 -lsn't that, uh...? -Walters! 1629 01:17:44,625 --> 01:17:45,592 Ed! 1630 01:17:45,626 --> 01:17:47,457 Catherine! 1631 01:17:48,696 --> 01:17:50,061 Catherine! Stop! 1632 01:17:50,097 --> 01:17:51,962 Congratulations, young lady. 1633 01:17:52,033 --> 01:17:55,093 l felt the same way when l proposed to Mamie. 1634 01:17:55,136 --> 01:17:56,899 Mr. President, l think you'd better get... 1635 01:17:56,938 --> 01:17:58,701 lt's okay. Okay. Stop the car. 1636 01:18:07,448 --> 01:18:08,915 lsn't that Ed Walters? 1637 01:18:08,983 --> 01:18:09,915 Yeah, that's him. 1638 01:18:09,984 --> 01:18:10,916 Some kind of problem? 1639 01:18:11,018 --> 01:18:13,009 Why'd we stop? 1640 01:18:20,127 --> 01:18:21,094 Catherine... 1641 01:18:21,128 --> 01:18:22,152 Don't talk to me, 1642 01:18:22,196 --> 01:18:24,255 you liar, you fake, you phony... 1643 01:18:24,298 --> 01:18:25,356 You found out. 1644 01:18:25,399 --> 01:18:27,367 How could you think l was that stupid? 1645 01:18:27,401 --> 01:18:28,800 l don't think you're stupid. 1646 01:18:28,836 --> 01:18:29,825 How'd you find out? 1647 01:18:29,870 --> 01:18:30,894 l figured it out, okay? 1648 01:18:30,938 --> 01:18:31,927 l just figured it out. 1649 01:18:32,006 --> 01:18:34,236 l put two and two together-- V over R equals H... 1650 01:18:34,275 --> 01:18:36,300 The formula? That's fantastic! That's great! 1651 01:18:36,344 --> 01:18:38,642 Stop it! You fake... 1652 01:18:38,679 --> 01:18:39,941 Just kiss me. 1653 01:18:39,981 --> 01:18:40,948 What? 1654 01:18:40,982 --> 01:18:43,143 Be right there, lke! 1655 01:18:43,184 --> 01:18:44,879 Take your time! 1656 01:18:44,919 --> 01:18:47,683 The president thinks that you are proposing to me, 1657 01:18:47,722 --> 01:18:48,711 so just kiss me. 1658 01:18:48,756 --> 01:18:50,690 We're in a lot of trouble here. 1659 01:18:56,797 --> 01:18:57,957 Looks like a yes to me. 1660 01:18:57,999 --> 01:18:58,966 Yes, it does. 1661 01:19:00,001 --> 01:19:00,968 Ow! 1662 01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:02,162 You... you mechanic. 1663 01:19:02,203 --> 01:19:03,864 See? That's all l am to you-- 1664 01:19:03,904 --> 01:19:05,269 just a mechanic, right? 1665 01:19:05,306 --> 01:19:06,273 Yeah! 1666 01:19:06,307 --> 01:19:07,501 ls your name really Ed? 1667 01:19:07,541 --> 01:19:08,508 Yes, it's Ed. 1668 01:19:08,542 --> 01:19:09,736 Do you really work at a garage? 1669 01:19:09,777 --> 01:19:11,642 Yes, a garage where you fell in love with me 1670 01:19:11,679 --> 01:19:13,374 when you first saw me, remember? 1671 01:19:13,414 --> 01:19:14,711 That's real. That's true. 1672 01:19:14,749 --> 01:19:15,807 That hurts! 1673 01:19:15,850 --> 01:19:16,908 One second, lke! 1674 01:19:19,253 --> 01:19:20,220 Ow! Ow! 1675 01:19:20,254 --> 01:19:22,586 Oh, for God's sake... 1676 01:19:22,623 --> 01:19:23,590 Ow! 1677 01:19:23,624 --> 01:19:26,855 Ow! Ow! 1678 01:19:26,894 --> 01:19:27,861 You know what? 1679 01:19:27,895 --> 01:19:28,862 What? 1680 01:19:28,896 --> 01:19:29,863 You had to know. 1681 01:19:29,897 --> 01:19:31,558 Something in you had to know. 1682 01:19:31,599 --> 01:19:32,566 You're not dumb. 1683 01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:33,658 Yes, l am! 1684 01:19:33,701 --> 01:19:35,669 l think you wanted to go along with it. 1685 01:19:35,703 --> 01:19:36,863 As a matter of fact, l think you needed to. 1686 01:19:36,904 --> 01:19:38,735 ln a way, you should be thanking me. 1687 01:19:38,773 --> 01:19:40,502 Thanking you? 1688 01:19:40,541 --> 01:19:41,508 Ow! 1689 01:19:41,542 --> 01:19:42,509 Geez... 1690 01:19:42,543 --> 01:19:44,306 Be right there, lke! 1691 01:19:46,047 --> 01:19:47,412 You bit me! 1692 01:19:47,448 --> 01:19:48,415 Aah! 1693 01:19:48,449 --> 01:19:49,416 Sorry, Ed. 1694 01:19:49,450 --> 01:19:50,849 Sorry about that. 1695 01:19:51,852 --> 01:19:53,114 Listen, Ed. 1696 01:19:53,154 --> 01:19:54,314 You're right. 1697 01:19:54,355 --> 01:19:56,687 l've learned quite a bit from you, you know? 1698 01:19:56,724 --> 01:19:58,624 l have a... l have a great brain 1699 01:19:58,659 --> 01:20:00,149 and l should trust that. 1700 01:20:00,194 --> 01:20:01,161 Yeah. 1701 01:20:01,195 --> 01:20:02,958 And it's not about what you do. 1702 01:20:02,997 --> 01:20:04,328 lt's about who you are. 1703 01:20:04,365 --> 01:20:06,162 So, l've learned that from you. 1704 01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:07,189 So, thank you. 1705 01:20:15,176 --> 01:20:16,143 Fake. 1706 01:20:16,177 --> 01:20:18,873 Albert... what's going on? 1707 01:20:21,148 --> 01:20:23,673 Catherine has just found out 1708 01:20:23,718 --> 01:20:27,210 that Edward is not really a scientist. 1709 01:20:27,254 --> 01:20:29,916 He is simply an automobile mechanic. 1710 01:20:29,957 --> 01:20:32,721 What the hell does an automobile mechanic 1711 01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:34,284 know about cold fusion? 1712 01:20:34,328 --> 01:20:36,387 Nothing. lt's all a big lie. 1713 01:20:36,430 --> 01:20:38,762 April Fool's? 1714 01:20:40,801 --> 01:20:41,893 We meant no harm. 1715 01:20:41,936 --> 01:20:43,460 Just foolish old men... 1716 01:20:43,504 --> 01:20:46,473 So l was right about the cold fusion, wasn't l? 1717 01:20:46,507 --> 01:20:47,804 Catherine, do you realize 1718 01:20:47,842 --> 01:20:49,639 that you have proven conclusively 1719 01:20:49,677 --> 01:20:51,338 that my approach is impossible? 1720 01:20:51,379 --> 01:20:52,607 Conclusively. 1721 01:20:52,646 --> 01:20:55,274 l knew that, but you said that... 1722 01:20:55,316 --> 01:20:56,510 Ja. l meant that 1723 01:20:56,550 --> 01:20:59,018 l could not prove it or disprove it. 1724 01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:01,520 Therefore, l could not publish it. 1725 01:21:01,555 --> 01:21:03,921 l did something that you couldn't do? 1726 01:21:03,958 --> 01:21:06,392 Ja. lt's, uh, mathematics. 1727 01:21:06,427 --> 01:21:09,692 l was always terrible at mathematics. 1728 01:21:09,730 --> 01:21:10,992 Professor... 1729 01:21:13,968 --> 01:21:14,069 Ed Walters' atomic fuel theory. 1730 01:21:14,069 --> 01:21:18,130 Ed Walters' atomic fuel theory. 1731 01:21:18,173 --> 01:21:21,609 An unpublished paper of Albert Einstein's 1732 01:21:21,643 --> 01:21:24,203 written 30 years ago. 1733 01:21:24,245 --> 01:21:26,611 Gentlemen, they are identical. 1734 01:21:26,648 --> 01:21:30,675 ln every respect, identical. 1735 01:21:30,718 --> 01:21:32,913 Are you accusing Ed Walters of plagiarism? 1736 01:21:32,954 --> 01:21:34,353 Hardly. 1737 01:21:34,389 --> 01:21:38,086 l'm accusing Ed Walters and Professor Einstein 1738 01:21:38,126 --> 01:21:42,620 and his colleagues... of, um... 1739 01:21:42,664 --> 01:21:46,930 of outright fraud. 1740 01:21:46,968 --> 01:21:50,062 Cold fusion is nothing more than a hoax. 1741 01:21:55,977 --> 01:21:57,968 lf you will please bear with us 1742 01:21:58,012 --> 01:22:01,106 Professor Einstein has a statement to make. 1743 01:22:01,149 --> 01:22:03,481 Thank you, Mr. President. 1744 01:22:03,518 --> 01:22:09,354 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. James Morland is correct. 1745 01:22:10,758 --> 01:22:12,851 Cold fusion is a hoax. 1746 01:22:12,894 --> 01:22:16,921 A hoax so brilliant, so daring, so secret 1747 01:22:16,965 --> 01:22:20,059 not more than five people on the planet Earth 1748 01:22:20,101 --> 01:22:21,659 know about it. 1749 01:22:21,703 --> 01:22:25,503 We called it ''Operation Red Cabbage.'' 1750 01:22:26,341 --> 01:22:28,969 But now, we can reveal 1751 01:22:29,010 --> 01:22:31,979 through the efforts of my colleague, Miss Boyd 1752 01:22:32,013 --> 01:22:35,380 and Mr. Walters-- two of the finest minds 1753 01:22:35,416 --> 01:22:40,752 it has ever been my privilege to know-- 1754 01:22:40,788 --> 01:22:45,589 we have proven the Russian claim to have leapt ahead 1755 01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:48,755 in the space race with cold fusion 1756 01:22:48,796 --> 01:22:51,060 is nothing but hot air. 1757 01:22:57,272 --> 01:23:03,370 Personally, l think any race of this nature-- arms or space-- 1758 01:23:03,411 --> 01:23:06,505 is complete foolishness. 1759 01:23:06,548 --> 01:23:09,608 Thank you very much. 1760 01:23:14,022 --> 01:23:15,512 A master stroke, gentlemen. 1761 01:23:15,557 --> 01:23:17,184 A triumph for the institute. 1762 01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:22,227 Catherine, darling, you must understand. 1763 01:23:22,263 --> 01:23:24,595 l said what l said in good faith. 1764 01:23:24,632 --> 01:23:27,601 Uncle Albert, that's not going to work this time. 1765 01:23:27,635 --> 01:23:34,063 Unfortunately, Catherine, this is the real thing. 1766 01:23:34,108 --> 01:23:36,474 Please, l go to the hospital. 1767 01:23:44,619 --> 01:23:49,818 Boys, please, it's just a little flutter. 1768 01:23:49,857 --> 01:23:51,916 Please, go out, see the comet. 1769 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,554 Go get some girls. 1770 01:23:54,596 --> 01:23:56,257 Should we get one for you? 1771 01:23:56,297 --> 01:23:58,288 Ja, a redhead. 1772 01:23:58,333 --> 01:23:59,391 Stay, Edward. 1773 01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:00,924 Good-bye, boys. 1774 01:24:00,969 --> 01:24:02,163 Thanks for coming. 1775 01:24:02,203 --> 01:24:05,695 l will see you all shortly. 1776 01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:06,900 Up there. 1777 01:24:08,776 --> 01:24:13,304 lt will be okay in no time. 1778 01:24:13,348 --> 01:24:16,442 l thought you said that time doesn't exist. 1779 01:24:16,484 --> 01:24:17,781 He said nothing. 1780 01:24:17,819 --> 01:24:20,947 You know, l always imagined heaven 1781 01:24:21,022 --> 01:24:23,616 to be one enormous library. 1782 01:24:23,658 --> 01:24:27,025 Only you can't take out the books. 1783 01:24:30,431 --> 01:24:32,729 Oh, l need something from my trousers. 1784 01:24:32,767 --> 01:24:34,792 Oh, l'll get it. 1785 01:24:34,836 --> 01:24:37,896 lt's in the left-hand pocket. 1786 01:24:37,939 --> 01:24:39,406 The left hand. 1787 01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:41,067 No, the other left hand. 1788 01:24:41,109 --> 01:24:43,270 What am l looking for? 1789 01:24:43,311 --> 01:24:44,278 Ja, that's it. 1790 01:24:44,312 --> 01:24:45,973 You found it. Thank you. 1791 01:24:46,014 --> 01:24:49,108 Bring it here, please. 1792 01:24:49,150 --> 01:24:53,917 Ja, my compass. 1793 01:24:53,955 --> 01:24:58,153 My memory is... 1794 01:24:58,192 --> 01:25:07,294 of my father when l was five years old. 1795 01:25:07,335 --> 01:25:09,860 l think l was sick in bed then, too. 1796 01:25:09,904 --> 01:25:13,465 He gave me this compass. 1797 01:25:13,508 --> 01:25:20,937 When l first held it in my hand, l was wonder-struck 1798 01:25:21,015 --> 01:25:26,920 by what force, invisible and unfelt 1799 01:25:26,954 --> 01:25:29,821 could be holding the needle. 1800 01:25:33,294 --> 01:25:36,957 Here, Edward, you take this 1801 01:25:37,065 --> 01:25:39,727 so that you never lose your way. 1802 01:25:39,767 --> 01:25:42,702 And you keep your sense of wonder. 1803 01:25:45,106 --> 01:25:47,700 You both have good hearts. 1804 01:25:50,545 --> 01:25:56,541 Don't let your brain interfere with your heart. 1805 01:26:11,899 --> 01:26:13,366 l'd really love to talk, Ed. 1806 01:26:13,401 --> 01:26:14,698 Listen, Catherine, 1807 01:26:14,736 --> 01:26:17,261 l never meant for this to get as crazy as it did. 1808 01:26:17,305 --> 01:26:22,072 lf l've hurt you in any way l'm very sorry. 1809 01:26:27,281 --> 01:26:31,240 For one brief moment there l was actually taken seriously 1810 01:26:31,285 --> 01:26:36,484 by some pretty... extraordinary people. 1811 01:26:36,524 --> 01:26:40,119 And that's never happened to me before. 1812 01:26:40,161 --> 01:26:42,925 lt felt great. 1813 01:26:42,964 --> 01:26:46,866 l just hope at some point that you can 1814 01:26:46,901 --> 01:26:49,802 truly believe how extraordinary you are. 1815 01:27:03,317 --> 01:27:04,807 l'll miss you. 1816 01:27:11,492 --> 01:27:11,592 So what are you saying? 1817 01:27:11,592 --> 01:27:13,617 So what are you saying? 1818 01:27:13,660 --> 01:27:14,786 lf we hadn't interfered 1819 01:27:14,828 --> 01:27:16,455 they would have ended up together? 1820 01:27:16,496 --> 01:27:17,929 Everything affects everything. 1821 01:27:17,998 --> 01:27:20,796 l believe everything will turn out fine. 1822 01:27:20,834 --> 01:27:22,131 Why? 1823 01:27:22,169 --> 01:27:24,797 Because l would rather be an optimist and a fool 1824 01:27:24,838 --> 01:27:26,396 than a pessimist and right. 1825 01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:27,498 We're all fools. 1826 01:27:27,541 --> 01:27:29,805 We should have taken the elevator. 1827 01:27:29,843 --> 01:27:31,140 Boys, please. 1828 01:27:31,178 --> 01:27:35,205 You're going to wake up the nurses. 1829 01:27:40,821 --> 01:27:42,345 23 degrees up. 1830 01:27:42,389 --> 01:27:43,651 No, no, no. 24 degrees. 1831 01:27:43,690 --> 01:27:45,749 lt would be 22 degrees down... 1832 01:27:48,662 --> 01:27:49,924 Please, just do it. 1833 01:27:49,963 --> 01:27:50,930 Why? Why? 1834 01:27:50,964 --> 01:27:54,331 A dying man's wish. 1835 01:27:54,368 --> 01:27:55,357 ln time. 1836 01:27:55,402 --> 01:27:58,599 But since time doesn't exist... 1837 01:27:58,639 --> 01:28:02,268 What do you see? 1838 01:28:02,309 --> 01:28:05,608 l see... l see the road to the observatory. 1839 01:28:05,646 --> 01:28:06,738 And, and? 1840 01:28:06,780 --> 01:28:08,179 And Catherine. 1841 01:28:08,215 --> 01:28:09,375 And? 1842 01:28:09,416 --> 01:28:12,715 She is going towards stargazers' field. 1843 01:28:12,753 --> 01:28:14,311 Wait a minute. 1844 01:28:14,354 --> 01:28:16,618 That's where Edward went. 1845 01:28:16,657 --> 01:28:20,286 Boy, if ever there was a time for an accident. 1846 01:28:20,327 --> 01:28:24,787 Sometimes, accidents need a little help. 1847 01:28:24,831 --> 01:28:27,925 God does not play dice with the universe 1848 01:28:27,968 --> 01:28:28,935 but l will. 1849 01:28:29,036 --> 01:28:30,469 What kind of a thing is that? 1850 01:28:30,504 --> 01:28:32,665 What is that? 1851 01:28:32,706 --> 01:28:34,936 This is a transmitter. 1852 01:28:34,975 --> 01:28:36,636 Watch. 1853 01:28:42,849 --> 01:28:43,941 Wunderbar! 1854 01:28:44,051 --> 01:28:45,575 Oh! 1855 01:28:45,619 --> 01:28:47,211 Great. 1856 01:28:47,254 --> 01:28:48,881 Push it down. 1857 01:28:48,922 --> 01:28:50,617 Push it down. 1858 01:28:51,692 --> 01:28:54,252 Ah! No! 1859 01:28:54,294 --> 01:28:56,262 l'm going to look at... 1860 01:28:56,296 --> 01:28:58,059 Please. 1861 01:29:01,068 --> 01:29:03,263 Enough! Enough already! 1862 01:29:03,303 --> 01:29:05,100 l want her back in one piece. 1863 01:29:05,138 --> 01:29:06,901 What's happening now, Albert? 1864 01:29:06,973 --> 01:29:08,463 The motor has died. 1865 01:29:08,508 --> 01:29:11,170 She's turning off the road into stargazers' field. 1866 01:29:13,447 --> 01:29:14,812 Let me see! 1867 01:29:40,006 --> 01:29:42,941 Uh... it just happened. 1868 01:29:42,976 --> 01:29:44,307 Just boom! 1869 01:29:46,046 --> 01:29:47,877 Boom. 1870 01:29:49,983 --> 01:29:52,178 Do you believe in accidents? 1871 01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:55,044 No. 1872 01:30:17,177 --> 01:30:20,977 Oh. 1873 01:30:21,014 --> 01:30:22,641 This is so right. 1874 01:30:22,682 --> 01:30:26,118 This is the way l wanted to see it. 1875 01:30:30,657 --> 01:30:34,252 Have you ever heard of the Seven Sacred Pools? 1876 01:30:34,294 --> 01:30:36,956 ln Hawaii? 1877 01:30:38,632 --> 01:30:40,429 Are you all right, Albert? 1878 01:30:40,467 --> 01:30:43,925 Ja, this is very good for my heart. 1879 01:30:43,970 --> 01:30:45,597 Oh, my god! 1880 01:30:45,639 --> 01:30:46,970 Look! 1881 01:30:49,709 --> 01:30:50,698 Look! 1882 01:30:50,744 --> 01:30:53,178 Hi, Daddy. 1883 01:30:53,213 --> 01:30:55,443 l missed you. 1884 01:30:55,482 --> 01:30:58,781 This is Ed, the man l love. 1885 01:31:02,255 --> 01:31:03,882 Out of this world. 1886 01:31:09,830 --> 01:31:11,525 What's happening? 1887 01:31:33,887 --> 01:31:36,287 Wahoo. 1888 01:31:38,124 --> 01:31:39,819 Wahoo. 1889 01:31:40,305 --> 01:31:46,515 123899