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Are you kidding me?

Sir, we need to be moving out.
The plane is on standby.

I say when the plane leaves, Kevin.
What do you need, money?

It's not the money, sir.
It's the logistics.

And the scale.

It's too big, too complex.

And, of course, the confidentiality.

It's potentially very exposing.

For all of us, but especially for you.

Frankie...

we're family, right?

I mean, you're my...

- What are you again?
- I'm your niece's wife, sir.

Exactly. But you get things done.

Now, this could destroy me for 2020.

So, make it disappear.

I'm not sure I can.

What?

Hi! Thought I was the only one in.

I just came in to check everything
was all right before we opened...

Who the hell is this?

I'm Najia.

I didn't realise that you were
in here... or here at all. Wow.

I thought I told you,
stay on the door, Kevin.

I came through the door
to tell you we had to leave, sir.

Unbelievable. What do you... work
for me or something?

Yes. I'll be the general manager.

I thought, while we're finalising,
I'd come in and familiarise myself,

so I can hit the ground running
when we officially open.

You're fired.

Pardon?

- You're fired. Get out.
- I'm so sorry.

You have one hour to tell me
how you're going to make this

all go away. OK?

Kevin. I say when we go.

Nearly there!

Are you sure you've got
this under control?

Totally! New systems.
Just running them in!

We're home.

We're actually home!

Yes. Result! See? I told you I'd do it.

- We're at Park Hill.
- That's my flat there.

Wait, you live at Park Hill?
We're just up there.

And I've got mobile signal again.

But no messages.

But, to be fair, it's only
half an hour since you left.

What? Half an hour since we were
with you were in that warehouse?

- Yeah.
- Wow.

So...

I suppose this is it.

Yeah, I suppose it is.

Got you back. Guess we're done.

Nice having you aboard.

Thanks, Doc. It's been a blast, truly.

Pleasure.

What're you going to do now?

You know.

Back in the box. There's loads to see.

By yourself?

Yeah, s'pose.

- Do you want to come for tea at mine?
- Definitely!

Yes, I would! Thanks! I love tea.

Tea at Yaz's! Amazing.

Are you coming? Are we all
going for tea at Yaz's?

She didn't invite us.

Don't be daft, course you're invited.

All right, then.

Graham?

I think I'll nip home first, Yaz.

Maybe join you later,
if that's all right?

Shall I come with you?

I'd rather do it alone.

Don't go without saying goodbye.

Tea at Yaz's. I've never been
for tea at Yaz's.

- Can't believe you live here.
- Anna!

I can see this block from my window.

Almost neighbours, all this time.

- I know! It's cool.
- Yeah.

Everything all right?

Fine, thanks.

Anna, it's Jade McIntyre,

I'm outside your front door. Are you in?

I'm home! Got a couple of mates with me.

They're probably all out...

You've brought friends back. Sonya!
Yaz has brought friends back!

I'm getting food!

What, you actually have friends?
Is she paying you?

Look at your views!
I've never had a flat.

I should get one, I'd be good in a
flat, I could get a sofa.

Imagine me with a sofa, like my own sofa,

I could get a purple one and sit on it!

- Am I being weird?
- A little bit, yeah.

I'm trying to do small talk.
I thought I was doing quite well.

Needs work.

Maybe I'm nervous.

Or just socially awkward.
I'm still figuring myself out.

You really like junk.

Are you collecting it, like stamps?

- Let me tell you about this mess...
- Don't get him started.

Dad, we keep telling
you, stop picking it up.

Mum's going to go crazy when she
sees you've brought it home again!

- It stinks.
- I can't just leave it there.

Why do we have to have it?

Well, I thought maybe that as your
sister is a policewoman...

Police officer.

And she said she'd do
something about it...

- I did, and they're looking into it.
- Well, not fast enough!

It's a disgrace.

Don't keep it in the kitchen!
Put it down the chute.

It's evidence! And you know
what it's evidence of?

- A conspiracy.
- Exactly!

A total conspiracy and getting worse.

I love a conspiracy.

- So, are you and Yaz...?
- Mates.

We were at primary school together.

- Just mates, then? Yeah.
- That's good.

- Hi, Mum.
- Hey. Can you pick me up from work?

What, now?

- I'm just in the middle of...
- Yes, now.

It's urgent. I'll text you the address.

Don't let on to your dad.

I'll tell you everything when I see you.

Fine.

Thanks, sweetheart.

- Is she all right?
- Yeah. She forgot something.

Asked if I'd drop it at work for her.

She's got a new job, posh hotel opening.

Do you mind if I nip out quickly?

- Need any company?
- No, I'll be fine.

We'll look after your friends!
I'm going to make pakora.

Dad, don't!

He's terrible at pakora.

We never meet your friends.
She never brings anyone around.

- Married to the job!
- Least I've got a job to be married to.

- Bye.
- Hope you don't crash!

- Girls, now...
- Sisters!

I used to have sisters. I used to be
a sister, in an aqua-hospital.

Actually, turned out
to be a training camp

for the Quiston Calcium Assassins.

- Going off on one again...
- Ooh, you've got a parcel to pick up.

Left with a neighbour.

Yeah, I've been trying
to get that for days.

Couple of doors down. No reply.

Do you want me to go get it while
you make your terrible pakora?

You'll have to learn how to
change the hoover bag now.

And work out where I kept the spares.

Rubbish collection is every Friday.

Recycling every other week.

I know.

I know.

I've got so much to tell you.

No word from Graham? You think
I should've gone with him?

- You know him better than me.
- Not much.

Still no answer? We've got a package
to pick up for number 34.

Think she took it in. You a friend?

We work together at the uni.

She hasn't been in for a few days,
didn't call in sick,

isn't answering her messages...
thought I'd drop by,

see if she's OK.

- I'm Jade.
- I'm Ryan.

- That's the Doctor.
- Hello. Anna!

It's next door but one.
Have you got a parcel for us?

I mean...

I could open the door.

What, like, break it in?

No, just... sort the lock.

If you thought it was appropriate.

If you're worried...

- about her.
- I am.

Anna?

How long did you say it'd been
since you'd seen her?

- Power's out.
- A few days.

Lot of cobwebs for a few days.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

- Whoa. This is proper weird now.
- Yep.

Graham O'Brien, what you doing,
sniffing coats?

How's that going to help?

Did Anna ever mention she had
a problem with spiders?

Let's take a look downstairs.

What is that?

- Anna?
- Is she in here?

You OK?

Anna?

- My days!
- My God, Anna...

I'm sorry.

Spiders don't do that.

- Do they?
- Wrong question, Ryan.

Where's
the spider that did this?

You think it's still in here?

Maybe.

Three, two...

Look at the size of it!

No sudden moves.

It's domestic but it's way too big.
It's not harmful.

- It suffocated your mate!
- Let's put a door between us.

When I say now, quick as you can.

Go, go, go... Go!

Ryan, keep it in there. Back in a sec.

We're out, it's contained, only a spider,

big spider, but only a spider.
Not mad keen on spiders!

- Um...
- What?

Doctor! It's coming through!

Can't keep it in the bedroom...

Rubbish chute.

Maybe that's how it got in.
Could we drive it out through there?

And set it loose across the city?

No, we need to keep it isolated here.

Ryan! Get up here!

Oi! You just covered me in vinegar!

Spiders' feet are their noses
and they hate the smell of garlic,

and the acetic acid in the vinegar
means it won't come any further.

Where is it?

Hi. We don't mean you any harm.

You're not supposed to be this big

and you're definitely not supposed
to attack humans.

You stay here, until I figure this out.

Deal?

Let's go.

I did not like that.

Jade McIntyre.

Who are you, exactly?

I saw you check those cobwebs
and you weren't surprised.

Hey! You'll never guess what
I just found in the loft room.

It better not be a massive spider.

Yeah! Like a big spider
had just shed its skin.

A woman has died, and I think
you know more than you're telling.

This isn't the first incident.

Something's happening with
the spiders in the city.

They're out of control.

Long time to get a parcel.

She always has the weirdest friends.

The place where Anna worked with me,
it's just over the way.

I'm a research fellow in zoology,

specialising in arachnids and arthropods.

But spiders are our main focus,

and we're seeing something very
wrong in their behaviour right now.

- How's the house?
- Yeah, fine. Yeah.

Good to be home?

Yeah.

Look, I found this on the mat.

It's your dad's handwriting, isn't it?

Looks like it. Yeah.

- Well, you're not going to open it?
- Nah.

This is my insurance policy.

Everything I did
was under strict instruction

and non-disclosure agreements

and against my better judgment.

And I hope, one day, I can
forgive myself for my part in it.

What's that?

My God!

Flippin' 'eck, Mum.

Quick, get in before anyone sees.

Hi!

What's the big hug for?
I only saw you this morning.

Yeah, well,

it feels longer.

This is well swanky!

Don't get attached, we need to go.

Can I not have a quick look round?

No, Yaz.

- I've been sacked.
- What?

Mum! But you've just started.

I know.

They can't do that! What happened?
Who sacked you?

- I did.
- Hands in the air, both of you!

As of right now, you're both
trespassing on my property.

Put the gun down, please, sir.

My hotel, my rules.

You were fired.

Yet instead of leaving,
you bring someone else in.

She's my daughter and
she's giving me a lift home.

How very moving.

Why'd you fire her?

I don't answer to you.

What are you, 15?
You should be in school!

Your mother isn't supposed to be here.

I told the staff to take two days off.

I came in to do extra preparation
before we opened.

Well, I really don't care.

Because if I hadn't fired you then,

I would've fired you ten minutes ago
when I saw the rooms.

Disgraceful.

What rooms? I don't understand.

I'm sure you don't understand.

Would you like to see how good
your mother really isn't?

We reckon there could be around
21 quadrillion spiders

on the planet in total.

So what sort of research
are you doing in here?

We're interested in utilising the
genetic strengths of arachnids.

Ordinary spider silk
is as strong as steel

or as tough as Kevlar.

That still don't make me like them.

Fun fact, if you weave dragline
spider silk as thick as a pencil,

it's strong enough to
stop a plane in flight.

You're kidding.

I'm not, I've had to deal with it.

Well, me and Amelia Earhart.

You'd like her, she's a right laugh.

So what else are you doing in here?

I've been working on an enzyme
to increase the lifespan.

Spiders can keep growing
for as long as they live.

That spider in Anna's flat was way bigger

- than a normal household spider.
- Yeah.

Did Anna have access to your experiments?

No, she was on the admin team.

Everything we do here is secure,
we discard all carcasses responsibly

through a specialist company.

Unless she was taking things
without us knowing, but...

she's not that kind of person.

I should notify the police.

What is it you wanted to show us?

Reports of unusual spider
activity in Sheffield

over the last three months,

from the police, pest controllers,
and to us here.

Rare sightings, an increase in numbers,

spiders you don't normally see
at this time of year.

Something's wrong with the spider
ecosystem in South Yorkshire.

Exactly. But we don't know what.

They have nothing in common.

Different species, different quantities,

some are large massings, some have
been a profusion of web-building.

I can't work out if they're
confused, or angry or scared.

Or trying to send a message.

What are you doing?

Where's that?

Now, if you're so great, explain this.

I-I can't. That's not possible.

You're fired... again.

It's time for my scheduled
bathroom break.

Kevin, we'll go next door.

And when I'm done, Kevin will
escort you off the grounds forever.

Scheduled bathroom breaks.

I checked this room yesterday.
It wasn't like this.

Did you hear that?

Yeah.

Hello?

Yeah.

It's for you. It's a doctor.

Hi, Doctor. You're never
going to believe it.

Are you at the hotel
where your mum works?

- Yeah.
- Can you let us in?

Frankie, where are you?
Don't keep me waiting.

Kevin! Kevin!!

My God.

Get it off me!

Hi! Yaz's mum!

Najia. Yaz, they can't be here.

Najia, you made a very awesome human.

Tell me what's going on.

- Was that gunshots?
- Come on.

Kevin?

Is it dead?

Kevin?

Holy...

My God. It got Kevin.

I have no more Kevin.

I'm compromised.

No, no, my cell!

Help me! Help me!

You are joking.

- No way!
- No.

Crisis investigators.

You just ran really quickly out
of a room looking really scared,

tell me exactly what's going on,

omitting no detail, no
matter how strange.

A giant spider just smashed
through my bathtub and took out

my bodyguard, Kevin.

Right.

Very succinct summary. Well done.

You just wait here with my... people.

A spider smashed through a bath.

Right.

- Hey.
- Hey.

You're that bloke.

Yeah.

The room next door is covered in cobwebs.

Top to bottom. Just like
your neighbour's house.

What?

Big spider problem in
this city right now, Yaz.

Glad to be home?

Hi.

Looking for a Kevin.

- Did you see it?
- Really close.

Did you see it? Did you find him?

Where's Kevin?

We need to move out of this area, quick.

It's too dark, too deserted.
Spiders love that.

We need to go somewhere bright and busy.

No, no, no, no, no.

We need to get as far away
from that thing as possible.

- I'm with him.
- I know the way out.

- Everyone, follow Yaz's mum!
- It's Najia.

Wait! Who are you people?

Word of advice, mate, run now,
ask questions later.

That's bad.

We just came in that way.

How have they done so many webs so fast?

Never mind that,
let's just get through them.

No, this can't be happening.
This is a protest.

One of those eco-protests?

This isn't spiders.
Spiders can't do that.

These spiders can.

Those aren't normal cobwebs.

They know we're here and they're
trying to seal us in.

They're trying to make
the whole hotel their web.

And we're the flies.

We are not leaving. We have to find
out why they're here and

stop them getting any further.

We need to find a safe haven. Yaz's mum?

Kitchen?

Lead on.

Good. This'll do.

OK, thinking. Need to be quick,
spiders are moving fast.

Why is this hotel the epicentre
of spider activity?

Wait! Nobody talk until you tell me
what you're all doing here.

Spiders. Plural?

Very plural.

- Sorry, I don't know who you are.
- Really?

Cos you must be the only person
on the planet that doesn't.

Are you Ed Sheeran? Is he Ed Sheeran?

Everyone talks about Ed Sheeran
round about now, don't they?

I am not Ed Sheeran.

I am Jack Robertson and this is my hotel.

Just one hotel in an incredibly
successful chain of hotels,

which is just one small part of
my business portfolio,

as featured in Fortune Global 500.

Does that ring a bell?

Should I look impressed now?
Is that impressive?

He's running for president in 2020.

- Ed Sheeran?
- No! Him, Robertson. Aren't you?

Well, I haven't declared
my intentions yet. But, look,

we're talking about spiders!

See? Typical politician,
avoiding the question.

I am not a politician,

I'm a businessman and
I know how to run things.

I've heard you're only running cos
you've hated Trump for decades.

Please don't mention that name.

Look, I was just attacked by
a spider the size of a bathtub,

and it's all her fault!

I told you. I know nothing about this.

Mum, don't even talk to him.
He fired you!

What? He didn't! You didn't.

You can't be president
if you fire Yaz's mum!

- Najia.
- I hate spiders.

- Phobia hate.
- Man, me too!

And there's loads knocking
about right now.

I will not have them in my hotel.

I mean, you're running for president,

it could be espionage, you know,
targeted directly...

- At you by Russians!
- That's possible.

There are a lot of people
that would like to see me dead.

- Funny, that.
- See!

They don't need giant spiders.

They'd just pop a tiny
poisonous one on your pillow.

You've really got to stop
saying stuff like that.

- So, what do we do?
- Why are you asking her?

- Cos she's in charge, bro.
- Says who?

GRAHAM, YAZ AND RYAN Says us!

- How do you all know each other?
- Mum, can you shut up a second?

Right, we need two things

Plans of the hotel and a captive spider.

I'm not getting near the spider.

I really don't like this.

I don't want to do this.

I can't stand it. Come on, Graham.
Deep breaths, son.

Sorry, mate, don't mind me.

No, no, go on. You carry on.

Stay away. Go on, stay away.

Nothing to see here.

I'm warning you.

Go on, get away.

Got you! Ha-ha!

You took your time.

One, two, three, lift.

- Graham!
- What?

Behind you!

Right, leg it!

Faster! Come on!

Now, hotel plans. Let's see.

That can't be accurate,

it doesn't even have
my panic room marked on it.

Any issues with spiders before
today, Najia, here or at home?

My home?

One of your neighbours
had a spider problem.

The link between both places is you.

I knew it!

And I'm going to litigate you
until your last breath, Nadia.

It's Najia. And I've done nothing.

- Are you sure?
- Sorry, but who are you?

How do you know my daughter?
Why have I never met you before?

Not now!

Yes, now. It's not a difficult question.

- It is a bit of a long answer.
- Well, I've got time.

But I haven't.

Not right now.

Are you two seeing each other?

I don't think so.

Are we?

We're friends.

I owe the Doctor my life,
quite a few times over.

What's that even supposed to mean?

Please can we not have
this conversation now?

And not in front of him.

I'm enjoying this.

How long did it take you
to build this hotel?

Five years.

We have 15 of these hotels
throughout the world now,

repurposing former industrial sites
into luxury leisure venues.

Repurposing.

What was the site before?

I don't have...

clarity on that.

I do.

Coal mines. This was mining land.

That's not good.

You're telling me. I can't stand them.

No. I've see these before.

Was that the largest one out there?

Well, we're not going to go
and double check, are we?

Are we?

I'm afraid I'm going to need
you to do exactly that,

while I find the others.

We've just passed the entrance
to the back of the spa.

We should be here now.

You're not going down there.
It's too dangerous.

I eat danger for breakfast.

I don't, I prefer cereal.

Or croissants.

Or those little fried Portuguese...
Never mind, it's not important.

Ha! See?

Look at this... "Keep out.
Danger of death."

You are not authorised to go in here!

Dude, I've all the authorisation
I ever need.

I call people dude now.

- Doctor, I need to speak to you.
- We need to do it as we walk.

There's something behind this door
people want to keep locked away.

Sure, it's a party!
Everybody can come!

Thanks.

Doctor, I've seen these spiders before.

- But you...
- You're not the boss of me any more.

- Nice work, Yaz.
- No, not nice work.

None of you are allowed down here.

Are all your hotels built
on repurposed sites?

Well, that's the business.

I mean, every city in the world,
big or small,

has an area that they want repurposed.

Maybe it's not too pretty,
maybe it's never been used,

maybe it's an industry that's died.

We go in and we help them figure
it out. We get a good deal,

but we give them world-class facilities.

It's a win for everybody.

A network of mining tunnels could explain

how the bigger spiders are moving.

Does that
make your hotel their target

or their base?

What is that smell?

What are they?

My God!

You guys, stay back.

Keep an eye out for me.

My God.

Do you know who this is?

Her name is Frankie.

Look what they did to her.

Why are they in cocoons?

I think they're being stored as food.

Spiders don't eat people.

I said they're being stored,
they haven't eaten them.

They're outsized and confused.

All their behavioural patterns
have been disrupted.

How did they get like this?

It doesn't make any sense.

This is not what spiders do.

I presume this is Kevin. Yeah.

Doctor...

You don't need to go any deeper!

- What is it?
- Look.

Have you seen what's down here?

It's landfill.

Is that what the smell is?

It goes on for miles.

And down.

Your hotel's built on landfill?

I have a lot of companies, OK?

JLR does corporate waste disposal.

They're very efficient, very
highly rated internationally.

You fill up disused mines
with landfill waste

and build a luxury hotel on top.

Smart business planning.

Perfect vertical integration.

All your hotels are built this way?

Not quite perfect, I'm afraid.

Not quite efficient.

A blocked-in site pumping out
methane and sulphides

and trichloroethylene.

Never mind the specialist materials

that haven't been properly preserved.

A soup of toxic waste,
incredibly badly managed.

I mean, there's no outlet for it.

It's just building and marinating
and becoming more and more toxic.

It's a botched job.

I didn't know.

Yes, you did.

That's what she was telling you
when I saw you.

That woman, Frankie.

She was telling you this site was unsafe.

OK, all right, you're right.

That's why I came here.

Apparently JLR was a little
overzealous in cutting corners

and worried about keeping the bottom line

instead of doing the right thing.

But I just sign the contracts, OK?

I expect other people to do their jobs.

- This is not on me.
- Don't you even care?

Look, I'm going to pay you all off.

You'll never have to work again.

I like working!
Do you know the worst thing?

Bits of this is leaking out above here.

It's in my kitchen! My husband's right.

It's a conspiracy.

Do you have any idea how annoying
it is when my husband's right?

Look, I've never even been down here.

It doesn't even add up.

It does for me.

JLR Disposal.

JLR takes the waste from our lab,

our aborted experiments
and our spider carcasses.

And they're all in there!

Your spider carcasses in his toxic waste.

Not my fault. I didn't know
anything about spider carcasses!

Of course you didn't.
You don't know anything.

You just avoid taking any responsibility.

I'm running through our work,
stuff we shut down.

"Spiders bio-engineered for
stronger cobwebs, prolonged life..."

Because spiders can keep growing...

as long as they live.

What if our waste included something
that we thought was dead,

but was still just alive?

And with enough food
in all that waste to survive

and enough toxicity to mutate and...

to keep on growing.

I don't know what she
expects us to bring back.

Graham.

I read the letter...

from my dad.

He said he's sorry for not being there...

for me...

for us,

for Nan.

Yeah.

He wants us to reconnect.

Says that I can live with him now,
being that he's my proper family.

Well...

- Right.
- I don't like that he put that.

"Proper family."

He's not proper.

- Ryan.
- What?

Did you check the ceiling?

No.

Neither did I.

- We've found out what's going on...
- Massive spider in the ballroom!

How massive?

The size of a large van.

Wow, that is MASSIVE.

It must be the mother and
the rest are the babies.

Some stayed here,
some went out into the city,

their pheromones disrupting
the spider eco-system,

causing other spiders
to behave abnormally.

Of course! Najia,
you were never the link.

Your colleague, Anna. What if she
had the same pheromones on her,

accidentally calling out to a spider

that had gone out hunting
from this hotel?

All these spiders,
answering the same call.

Because in the end, every living
thing has the same instinct,

to come back home.

That's very touching.

But there's a plague in my hotel
and it needs to be fixed.

Show me your panic room.

It looks like a bank vault.

My lockdown palace.

I have one in every hotel,
just in case it's needed.

Not finished yet, but still.

What's in the boxes?

Food, water, entertainment system...

a book.

I could survive in here
for six months if I needed to.

And I've got a huge stash of
weapons, enough for all of us.

Enough for two guns apiece.

Mate, she's not going to like that.

No, I'm not. You are not
shooting those creatures.

Told you.

- They're mutants.
- Caused by you.

Your carcasses, lady. Not mine.

Whatever happened, there are living,
breathing organisms out there

and we treat them with dignity.
So here's what we're going to do.

- Shoot them!
- We're not going to shoot them!

What's wrong with you people?
What is wrong with this country?

Why don't you do what normal people do?

Get a gun, shoot things,
like a civilised person!

Because I've got a much better idea.

Spiders are roaming this hotel
searching for food.

We're going to lure them in here
with the promise of food,

then deal with the spider mother
in the ballroom.

That sounds like the best novel
Edith Wharton never wrote.

Once they're in here, what happens?

We shut them in and isolate them.

You're going to let spiders
use my panic room?

They deserve a humane, natural death.

Shooting's quicker.

So how are you going to lure them?

Spiders gravitate to their
food through vibration.

Any ideas?

Easy.

Raze. Am I right?

I don't know what you're saying.

Yaz, you're so uncool right now.

Sheffield's sickest grime station!

Go on, you disgusting things.

Can you believe they're actually
moving towards that music?

Yeah, baby.

Yeah. That's it.

See this? That's who's in charge now.

Yeah.

I'm talking to spiders.

You three, into the spa.

Get every bottle of
essential oils that you can.

What are we going to do,
spa it into submission?!

Pretty much!
Meet you outside the ballroom.

So, are you two...?

- No.
- No.

Ooh! Very big spider.

What have we got?

Peppermint and tea tree oil,
diluted with water.

Spider repellent.

I'm hoping this will help us herd it out.

You want us to herd out a giant spider?

They're attacking people.

Stop a second!

Can you see that?

It's grown too big.

She's suffocating.

She's got too big to breathe efficiently.

Even moving around in here,
it's using up what little oxygen

she can absorb.

She won't survive for long.

She's more scared of us
than we are of her.

I'm so sorry this has happened to you.

So what do we do? Just leave her?

No.

Absolutely not.

My hotel...

my rules.

I am the future president
of the United States.

How's this for fire and fury?

No, don't!

Put the gun down.

She wasn't even a threat.
She was dying anyway.

Well, then it's a mercy killing.

I don't see any mercy in you.

I don't need your approval, Doctor.

This is what the world needs right now.

This is what's going to get me
into the White House.

God help us all.

I'm going to see the Doctor.

See you down there?

Yeah.

Can you please just clear them away?

There's no bread.

Sonya, I said get some more!

Why are you blaming me?
It could've been Yaz.

- I'll go to t'shop.
- Thanks, love.

One day you'll realise I'm right
about all this stuff, you know?

And when you get back,

you can tell me the truth
about how you know the Doctor.

Yeah.

When I get back.

Hurry up, will you?

You two. Love you.

So soppy.

What's wrong with that?

- Do you want a brew?
- Yes, please.

Proper goodbye this time.

About that.

Do we have to?

You see...

Doc, the thing about grief
is it needs time.

I don't want to sit around my house
waiting for it to go away.

Cos that house is full of Grace
and it makes it so much harder.

But, er...

being with you and seeing
all these things...

it really helps.

What about you?

Do you really think I want to go
back to working in that warehouse?

No way.

Yaz, you wanted to come home.

I know.

I love my family.

But they also drive me completely insane.

I want more.

More of the universe.

More time with you.

You're like the best person
I've ever met.

You're pretty awesome.

You're all right, I suppose.

I can't guarantee that
you're going to be safe.

- We know.
- Do you? Really?

Cos when I pull that lever,

I'm never quite sure
what's going to happen.

That's OK.

You're not going to come back as
the same people that left here.

But that's all right.
I think that's good.

Be sure.

All of you.

Be sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Deffo.

Look at you.

My fam.

No, still doesn't quite work.

Team TARDIS?

We'll take that.

Welcome aboard.

Properly.

Do you want to do it together?

I love this bit.

Sonic mine.

Where are we?

We're in hospital. So
it's just us, alone.

Ultimate.