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Breathe slowly, son.

Well done. That's it.

Well done.

I'm alive.

We are alive, right?

As far as I can tell, yeah.

Where are we?

On a spaceship.

MY spaceship!

Who's that?

She says she's the pilot.

We were in space.

No, wait...

We were in that warehouse.

And then we were in space. Yeah.

How were we in space?!

I've got no idea.

And why are we not in space now?

I scooped you.

That was a very sneaky trick of his,

especially coming out of hyperjump.

Now, you could've been killed!

Listen, I keep telling you -

we haven't got a clue
what you're talking about.

Oh, have it your own way.

Where in space are we?

Just off the Final Planet.

Which is out of orbit,
not where it should be.

But I still found it.

What do you mean, Final Planet?
How can a planet be final?

You are a very funny little bonus.

Where's Yaz and the Doctor?
Are they here?

No, I don't know where they are.

I've been trying to get her
to look for them.

I said there was four of us.

And I said
I only saw the two of you.

I mean, things were moving
pretty fast.

Speaking of which...

Landing ahead,
lock yourselves back in.

We're not doing anything

unless you turn this thing around
and go and look for our friends.

There'd be no point. If they were
still there, they'd be dead.

They can't be dead.

Don't panic. We'll
figure it out.

How?

What happened to them?

None of the equipment on
this thing make any sense!

Stop insulting my ship. This is
one of the best crafts around.

I'd hate to see the others!

- I don't need your help.
- Yes, you do!

Your power's failing across
three sections,

the ship's on the verge
of total shutdown.

How can a planet be
in the wrong place?!

It should've been back there
where I scooped you up.

We should be in its gravity belt
by now.

Well, we're not.
I can see that.

Hi. I can smell burning.

You were right,
she is still alive.

Yaz, you need to stay
locked in the medipod.

Where's Ryan and Graham?

There! The planet's there.

How can it be there?

Does it even have a name?

Only a symbol. Or a warning.

Closest word is...

..Desolation.

Right. I can do this.
I am not going to be beaten.

Move!

I've still got a few
tricks up my sleeve.

Manual shield activation?

This thing should be
on Antiques Roadshow!

Right. Blast shields up.

Don't know how long
they'll last for, though.

Brilliant, about to crash land
on Desolation.

Real grounds for optimism!

Do you not understand anything?

I can't even get us there,
because of the fuel...

..because of the fuel
I've wasted scooping you up.

I'm on a spaceship.

OK...

I can get us into the atmosphere
if we jettison the rear section.

Listen to me. Nobody is jettisoning
anything. This is the Cerebos!

All right? She's the envy
of millions.

Really?!

Yes, people have written
songs about her.

They'll be writing operas about
our pointless deaths

if we don't
take drastic action right now!

We're about to die?!

Oh, sorry, Yaz,

I forgot you were there.
All going to be fine.

Five systems down,
six minutes left on life support.

Are we doing this or what?

Oh, rekk!

Let's do it.

Last stage, anyway.

Catch!

And you.

What's actually happening?
No need to panic, Yaz,

we're just going to blow
the back off this spaceship.

- What?! Jettisoning.
- Do it.

Whoa! I couldn't have put it better.

Hey!

Where are you going?

I need to survey
the atmospheric data.

We're on an alien planet, Graham.
I know.

Well, three suns in the sky
are a bit of a giveaway.

Uh-huh.

What do we do?

Shall we just follow her?

Yeah.

Maybe they're already here -
Yaz and the Doctor.

Maybe they're safe.

All systems offline!
We're not going to make it!

Extra hand here!

Come on!

You can be honest with me.
Are we going to die?

One day, yes, comes to us all.

But not right now, not if I've
got anything to do with it.

- Aaagh!
- This ship is old school.

I'm good at old school.

Manual stabilisers.

Pull these two levers up,
they'll pull down and to the left -

pull them up and to the
right as strong as you can.

Got it.

That descent pattern won't work!

We're about to die
and you're still having a go!

You think you can do better?

Yes!

Doctor, these stabiliser handles
don't feel very stable.

By the way...

level three shield hazing.

What, seriously?

Drive power failure.

We're heading into the...
the gravity belt!

Whatever you think we are,
we're not, all right?

Are you still pleading ignorance?

Do you guys hear that?

Finskad!

How did he even make it?

It's another spaceship!

Another spaceship

about to crash land!

Don't just stand there!

Run!

Brace!

Doctor!

Sorry about the mess.

Yaz! You're alive!

We thought you were dead.

We thought YOU were dead.

Right. Quick update -
I made a terrible mistake.

We shouldn't be here.

I'm going to fix it
and get you guys home, I promise.

Soon as I figure out where we are.

How are you going to do that?

Not sure. Treating it as a chance
to surprise myself.

Oh, by the way, welcome to what I
presume is your first alien planet.

Don't touch anything.
Come on, let's try this way.

Look at you, Epzo.

So you can't even control
your own ship now?

You nearly killed us!

Yeah, well, I'll try harder
next time, eh?

Where's Kornlite?
And Fythen?

Failed hyperjump, both of them.

It's just you and me left.

You're kidding me.

You have got so lucky.

How did you even make it this far,
Angstrom, eh?

You're nothing.

Still, makes the next bit easy.

You'd really love that,
wouldn't you?

But I've got two bonuses,
same as you.

What's that? Here we go.

What you mean, here we go?
Here we go where?

To what?

Yeah, where are we actually going?

Come on.

Oh! I forgot I put stuff
in these pockets.

All this sand is getting
in my eyes something rotten.

Want to borrow my shades?

- Oh, ta.
- Like an old pair of mine.

I say mine, can't remember
who I borrowed them off now.

It was either...

Audrey Hepburn or Pythagoras.

Eh? Pythagoras
never wore shades!

You obviously never saw him
with a hangover.

Do you two know what that is?

It's a tent.

Obviously, it's a tent. I meant...

Oh, never mind.

Come on, no dawdling.

Losers first.

Be careful.

I don't know what's going on.
Could be dangerous.

Probably is dangerous.

Can I ask - if we are on
an alien planet, with aliens,

how can we understand them?
Ain't they talking alien?

Let's have a look.

Yeah, medipods have put implants
into each of you.

Standard procedure.

Checks for a universal translator,
implants one if you don't have one.

Eh?! Well, can people and things

stop putting stuff inside me
without my permission?!

If I had my TARDIS, you
wouldn't need them.

Anyway, shall we?

This is lavish, for a tent!

I'm the Doctor, these are my new
best friends, Ryan, Graham and Yaz.

Now...

Ah! See? Hologram!

Thought it might be. Good one,
though. I love a good hologram.

I was a hologram once,
for three weeks.

The gossip I picked up!

What are you - projection reality
or AI interface?

Cos if you're an interface,
those are excellent nose hairs.

Who are these people?

Bonuses. No.

What?

I told you, bonuses and snaketraps
are over.

They were hanging in the starfield
when we exited hyper.

You saying we scooped
them for nothing?

Yes.

I sacrificed my ship!

Yeah, sorry.
Some of this is my fault. Hi.

We were loads of solar systems away,
I was trying to find my own ship,

I got a fix on it here...

..and then it all went
quite badly wrong, actually.

These three are being very good
not going on about it.

Very grateful you came along.

Can I ask, what is actually going
on here? Cos I'm confused.

Are you confused?

Pretty confused.

Proper confused.

I'm way beyond confused.

You're intruding on the final
stage of the last ever

Rally of the 12 Galaxies.

So, what, like a race?
Like Paris-Dakar, in space?

Are you two space-racing
each other?

We're the finalists.

4,000 entered, two are left.

Only one will
claim the prize.

What's the prize?

For the final ever race,
3.2 trillion krin.

3.2 trillion what?

Krin.

How much is a krin?

200 kavlons.

90 forvalars.

No...

4,000 trynties.

Well, in old money.

Bit behind on my
exchange rates.

Enough to provide a lifetime
of comfort on a safe world

for the winning pilot
and their entire clan.

Are we eligible too?

- No!
- No!

You're irrelevant.

Get on with it. Tell us the task.

The final challenge is to cross
the terrain, survive the planet,

make your way to the other side
of the mountains,

and the first one to get to the site
marked as the Ghost Monument

will be crowned the winner
and transported off this planet.

The loser will not.

You can't leave one of us here!
The ships are out of fuel.

Don't tell me what I can
and cannot do with my own race.

You knew the risks when you joined.

Biggest ever prize,
biggest ever risk.

Oi, hang on, what about us?

Shut up.
You're not part of this.

'Scuse me, we are human beings.
Show a bit of solidarity!

I'm Muxteran. She's Albarian.

Never even heard of Moomanbeans.

Beings! Human beings! Earth!

Nope.

Pretty cruel race -
leaving the loser stranded.

The rally is a test of survival.
How far will we go?

How will we react when challenged?
It's the ultimate test.

Interesting use of the word "we",
seeing as though you're not here.

Projected in from
a very long way away.

I started the rally.
I competed and I won.

And now I'm going to end it.

No sabotage, no injuries
and no killing each other.

Shame.

Instant disqualification
applies.

Now, take your meds,
don't travel at night,

and don't drink the water.
In fact, don't even TOUCH the water.

This entire planet
has been made cruel.

Made cruel how? And by whom?

This stage must be completed

before one full
solar rotation.

You have one single piece
of assistance.

Transport,
provided by the water.

Get across the water,
through the ruins,

and the site of Ghost Monument is on
the other side of the mist swamps.

Mist what?

Your route trackers
are over there.

Good luck.

I know you prefer to ignore me,
but what is it, this Ghost Monument?

The site was named
by the ancient settlers.

It appears in exactly the same place
every thousand rotations.

I've got my tracker, I'm good to go.

See you for the prize, Ilin.

I'll finally get to light
my Althusian cigar.

Saving it for the win.

What does it look like,
this monument?

What does it matter?

Look at us.

Four people who barely know
each other,

stranded on a planet
called Desolation.

No route trackers, no way off,

and judging by what you've just told
us, very little hope of survival.

I need all the information
I can get.

Including, but not limited to,

what this Ghost Monument actually
looks like when it appears.

That's an old police box!

Yeah,

like that one on
Surrey Street.

Only the one in town's green.

This doesn't make any sense.

Makes sense to me.

Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.

That'll do.

Well, I'm sorry I can't be
of any more help.

I don't think you are.

You're right.

Bye, then!
He was a bit full of himself.

I've got a couple of questions.

A couple? I've got a book full.

But shouldn't we keep up with those
two before they get too far away?

Yes.

Now, I know this is
a bit of a shock.

Well, you could say that.

I mean, we have been dumped
in space,

we got spaceships
crashing all around us

and now we are marooned

on a planet that everyone else
is racing to get away from.

All right, anyone can focus
on the negatives.

Well, what are the positives?

What he called the Ghost Monument -
that's my ship. It's here.

What, the old police box?
Didn't look all that.

It's very all that,
thank you very much!

Don't you see?
I got it mostly right!

I tracked my TARDIS here, but
the planet had fallen out of orbit.

We landed where the planet
should've been.

It looks like the engines
are stuck in a loop,

phasing in and out
of time and space.

If we get to it when it phases in,
I should be able to stabilise it.

Then I can get you back home.

Definitely?

If we get there, you can get
us off this planet alive?

Yaz, I promise, I will keep you
alive and I will get you back home.

I'm really good in a tight spot.

At least, I have been historically.
I'm sure I still am.

If we stick together, if you
trust me, we can get out of this.

Right, let's get a shift on.

Do you think she's telling
the truth?

Do you really think
she can get us off here?

She saved Karl.

She got the better
of Tim Shaw.

And she did jump a crane.

Dunno what would've happened
if she hadn't been there.

Yaz is right.
I mean, she's our best hope.

Or only option,
depending on your politics.

Guess so. Don't argue with
the wisdom of Graham, eh?

So, we're sticking with Graham,
are we? And not Grandad?

Yes, Graham.

I said stay away from the boat!

You don't get this to yourself!

This blaster says I do.

Put the blaster down. We all know
you're not going to use it.

No injuring, no killing,
no sabotage,

isn't that what whatsisface said?

Yeah, well, maybe I don't play
by the rules.

Did you practise those lines
in the mirror?

See this?

Nice move!

Thanks! Venusian Aikido.

Grand Master Pacifist.

Temporarily paralyses, while also
being fundamentally harmless.

Very clever, those
Venusian nuns.

Shall I let go?

And this boat doesn't work.

- Well, me and Ryan'll take a look.
- Will we?

Those NVQ classes must be good for
something. An engine's an engine.

Not a space engine!

You don't get to take charge here.

This is about me and her
fighting to win.

We're all going to the same place.

And that boat is big enough
for all of us.

Yaz is right. If we get it started,
we all get on board.

I know what this is.

You're part of Ilin's game.

Saboteurs, sent to throw us off.

You think the whole universe
is out to get you.

How's your family, Angstrom?

So that's why he said
don't touch the water.

Flesh-eating microbes,
millions of them, living in there.

Toxic atmosphere, killer water.

Very dangerous planet, Yaz.

You were right, not like
any engine I've ever seen.

Are we ever going
to talk about your nan?

I mean, just cos...

all this is going on don't
mean to say it didn't happen.

See, I cope myself by...

asking a question - if Grace
was here, what would she say?

What do you reckon?

Well, right now, she'd be going,

"What's the matter with you?

"You're on another planet!
How cool is that?!"

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

And it is, right?

I'm going to look out for you, son.

I'm not a kid.

Oh, OK.

Well, I was hoping you'd say,
"I'm going to look out for you too."

You talk about this stuff
way too much.

Mm-hm.

And you don't talk
about it enough.

That's not an engine.
It's more like a massive battery.

What if it's solar?

Look at you boys, light years
from home, figuring things out.

Yep. Three suns in the sky,

tri-solar engineering panels on
the outside, powering that battery.

Well, if it won't start,
maybe the panels aren't lined up.

Or maybe they're not feeding
the battery properly.

Loving your work, boys.
Let's take a look.

I've never seen so much water.

You're Albarian, he said?

Yes. The planet of Albar.

It's tiny.

Crammed full of rusting high-rises.

Everyone wants to leave,
any way they can.

Even more so since...

Since what?

I don't know you.

Up and running! All aboard.

Hey, Yaz, can you believe it?

Alien planet, man!

I know.

This planet doesn't make any sense.

No other life forms except us
and the microbes in the water.

No people, no animals,
no insects, no nothing.

But he talked about
the old settlements.

What happened here?

No-one cares.

Don't take him personally.

He treats everyone like this.

I don't need other people.

We all need other people, mate.

We're all alone.

That's how we start
and end

and it's the natural state
of all points in between.

Were you born that miserable,
or did you have to work at it?

You know, when I was four,

my mum told me to climb a tree.

She made me climb until I was
too scared to climb any higher.

Then she told me to jump
into her arms.

"Don't worry,"

she said, "I'm your mum,
I'm here for you, I'll catch you."

So I jumped.

And she moved out of the way.

What?!

Sorry, did you say your mum
did this to you?

I smashed into the ground.

Broke this arm,
shattered that ankle.

And she stood over me and she said,

"Now you've learned.

"You can never trust anyone
in this life."

That is messed up!

Best thing she ever did for me.

I loved my mum.

Yeah, she sounds terrific.

Your mum was wrong.

We're stronger together.

I see your mate's
dropped off.

It's nice to see him quiet.

Yeah. He can nap anywhere.
Famous for it.

How many stages are there
in the rally?

This time...

209 terrains, 94 planets.

We start the race with nothing
and barter our way up.

Is it worth it?

To ensure enough
for my family's safety?

Yeah.

Albar is being
systematically cleansed.

Half of my family are in hiding.

The others are on the run.

This is my only chance
to bring us back together.

So you left your family to do this?

I left my family
to try and save my family.

They told me to.

If I win, I find them.

Rescue them.

If they're alive to be rescued.

Whatever happens here,

it's a better chance
than I had back home.

You're making me miss my family.

That's quite some achievement,

considering my dad
drives me bananas

and my sister's trying
to get me to move out

so she can have my bedroom.

And I only saw them yesterday.

Don't ever take
them for granted.

God, you all look shattered.

You should all rest.

I'll wake you when
we get there.

Ryan.

Ryan.

Wake up, son.

I'm awake. I'm awake.

We home?

No. Time to get
off the boat, come on.

Have you seen yourself, Epzo?

I'd say you love that cigar more
than you've loved any person.

Have you any idea how rare
and expensive these are?

It takes half an Althusian lifetime
to make just one of these.

To make them, roll them, age them,

and then, and this is the best bit -

they make them self-lighting.

Just one click of the finger
and it lights itself.

Do you want a sniff?

Closest you'll ever get to victory.

Bad for your health.

Big set of ruins.
Wonder who those were built for?

Why do you even care?

Where are those people now?

Why are there so few signs of life?

What happened to everyone?

Bye. Ha!

Good luck.

You've already lost, Angstrom!

We're just letting them go, are we?

How do we know what to do,
where to go?

First thing we have to do is
make it through those ruins safely.

Because these readings are all over
the place, and I don't know why.

Those suns are starting to set.

They're moving way faster
than I realised.

Well, back in the tent, that bloke
Ilin said do not travel by night.

We need to move... fast.

Whoa! They weren't there
when we came in.

Where did they come from?

I don't know.

Oh, my God! Doctor!

So much for no life forms
on this planet.

They're not alive.
They're robot guards.

Why would you need robot guards
on a deserted planet?

Good news is,
they're not fully active.

So, what we all need to do
is very slowly,

totally unthreateningly,

back out of here.

Argh!

They've been activated! Run!

Move! Move, everyone! Come on!

Swerve!

Don't run straight,

they're predicting your path!

In here!

Well done, all of you,
nice running.

Aah!

Oh! OK, come on.

Oh! What have we here?

Got anything there, Doctor?

Information. Oh, that's bad.

They're SniperBots.

We just walked into the middle
of the shooting range.

Everything within the perimeter
is target practice.

Which would explain
all the targets in here.

And looking on the negative side -

they're human-shaped targets.

If that's the way it is,
time to stop messing about.

What are you doing?
Fighting back.

No. Guns, never use 'em.

They're shooting at us!

I know.

They're going to kill us
with their guns!

- He's got a point, Doc.
- Put the gun down, Ryan.

What's your better idea?

Outthink them.

- You can't outthink bullets!
- Been doing it all my life.

Uh-uh. Sorry.

Call of Duty, man.
I've trained for this!

Argh!

Who's next?!

See, that's what I'm talking about!

That's how you deal with things.
Taking out the aliens!

No, no!

Where's the reload?

Where's the reload?

Made it worse?

Just a little bit, yeah.

Now do you see why
I don't like guns?

Don't go on about it!

I WILL go on about it. A lot!

They're here.

Take cover behind the pillars!

You know we're
completely surrounded? Yep!

With no way out whatsoever!

Here's the lesson.

The answer was on the floor, you
just reached for the wrong thing.

What are you talking about?

The best thing about robots
is, they're powerful.

Literally packed with power.

Superpowered!

Wow!

OK, now, that was impressive.

Thank you! I aim to please.

What exactly did you just do?

Electromagnetic pulse -
basically fried their systems.

I reckon we've got about
five minutes

before they reboot and recover.

See? Brains beat bullets.

Come on.

Epzo, is that you?

Oh, my God, what happened?

Do you need help?

Not from you.

Let's try through here.

What just happened?

What do you care?
You don't care about anything.

Oh, tracker, thanks.

How did you even do that?

Did I not mention?

I am really smart.

- Thank you.
- You are very welcome.

Amazing what you can learn
from a SniperBot.

Like where their control
commands emanate from.

Also, maps.

Which leads us...

..here.

I want answers to this planet
and I think they're down there.

You sure about that?

Nope! Come on.

Why is it always ladders?

See?

Second nature now.

No, not really.

Thanks for waiting.

Always.

These tunnels runs under
half of the planet.

Think of the technology,

the civilisation required
to build all that.

And then ask yourselves -

where are they?

How's the injury?

Painful.

Hope it's made you reconsider
your entire philosophy.

Nope.

Doctor?

Scorch marks all along the walls.

Not exactly encouraging, is it?

No.

Still, best feet forward.

Big locked door.

I love a big locked door.

Ominous.

What happened in here?

There's another room next door.

- We'll take a look.
- Yeah.

I don't want to be here.

- We're off route.
- We need to move on.

You went into the ruins without
knowing what was there.

You want to keep going
without knowing

why it's bad to
travel at night?

Whatever happened here,
it's in the past.

What does it matter to you?

This was a living, breathing
planet once,

with an ecosystem,
organic life, and a population.

There was a catastrophic event here.

And as hard as it is
for you to understand,

you are not the only life form
in this universe.

Some of us feel a duty to others
who might be in trouble.

So fix your wound,
take one of your heroic naps,

and we'll wake you when we leave,
if you're lucky.

Fine.

Now do me a favour -

give me something that will
finally make sense of this planet.

That's more like it.

Angstrom, bring me
that route mappy thing.

If we sync it...

this shows us the whole
network of tunnels.

Your friend Ilin warned us
not to travel at night.

We could use the tunnels
to keep moving while it's dark,

avoiding whatever's on the surface.

It's better than that, though.

Look.

There's the site
of the Ghost Monument.

This network could help us
cut a diagonal through the route,

then bypass most of
the mountain terrain.

We could cover the distance
in half the time.

Well, if you leave now,

you could get there
before Sleeping Beauty.

You could win.

What was that?

There's something through there.

Ryan, have you seen this?
Surveillance footage.

Look. They've found the hatch.

Inscriptions on the floor.

What is it,
some sort of cave painting?

Almost.
Left by the people who worked here.

Can you read it?
What does it say?

"We are scientists.

"Abducted, tortured
and made to work,

"while our families
are held hostage.

"We're forced to find
new ways of destruction.

"Poisons, weapons, creatures.

"We gave them our minds and they
made us the creators of death."

"This planet has been left
scorched and barren from our work.

"The atmosphere and water are toxic.

"Killing machines and creatures
inhabit every corner.

"We had no choice but to obey...

"..The Stenza.

"We are trying to destroy
all of our work

"before they use it against others."

There's two words below that.

"They're coming."

That's how it ends.

The Stenza? That's the thing we
stopped in Sheffield, right?

You know the Stenza too?

My wife died because of them.

Mine too.

I'm sorry.

They took our planet,

sent us into hiding,
cleansed millions of us.

Epzo!

Oh, my God.

Nothing's working on it.

We've seen them before.
Like, all over the planet.

Like they were lying dormant.

Lying dormant till night,
across the whole planet...

..clearing up the wounded.

Doctor! I found you!

The SniperBots
are on their way down after us.

Whoa!

We need to get out of here!
Everybody, move fast!

Why have we stopped?

Listen.

They've shut down the life support
systems, depriving us of air.

A man could really
take against those robots.

We need to get out of the tunnels.

But it's night.

This exit ladder will take us up
and out to the surface.

What's up there?

Acetylene Fields.

Acetylene? Like the gas?

That doesn't sound good.

We're running out of air
and options, so let's go up.

You OK?

It's not my favourite thing...

..climbing ladders under pressure.

Can I just say? You are amazing.

Am I?

Think of what you've
gone through to be here,

and you're still going.

- I'm proper impressed.
- Thanks.

If it helps, focus on facts
about acetylene as you climb.

Did you cover it in your NVQ?

Think we might've done, yeah.

Got to be quick now, Ryan.
Sorry.

- That's some smell.
- What is it, garlic?

Wait. Everyone, stop.
Look. It's like the ground's moving.

Finally, a big feast of lives.

Nobody move!

Don't let them touch you.
They'll squeeze the life out of you.

Yes, squeeze the life
from all of you.

The talk is to distract you.

That's how they were designed
in that laboratory.

You can't save them.
We smell your fear too.

The strongest of all.

You want fears?
I've got a dozen lifetimes' worth.

A dozen lives?
We'll take you first.

Remember any facts, Ryan...

..as we climbed?

It's lighter than air.

Yes. Smells like garlic and
lighter than air. That's right.

And one other thing about it...

But we'll all have to dig deep
for that, right?

What are you talking about?
What are you doing?

Shut up and dig, Epzo.

You lead but you're scared, too,

for yourself and for others.

Yeah, well, who isn't?

Afraid of your own newness.

We see deeper, though, further
back - the Timeless Child.

What did you just say?

She doesn't know.

What are you talking about?

What can you see?

We see what's hidden even
from yourself, the outcast,

abandoned and unknown.

Get out of my head.

Now we crush those fears from you.

Enjoy your feast, whatever it is.

You know what some people
like after a feast? Graham?

Huh?

Not me. SOME people.

Do it.

Oh, yeah. A nice cigar.

Down!

Third fact - ignites very easily.

Good old acetylene. See?

Teamwork.

Now, move.

Come on.

- We must be near now.
- Says we're close.

There.

Your finish line.

We made it.

But where's your ship?

Where's the Ghost Monument?

It's not here.

I don't understand.

It should be here.

We did all this for nothing?

So you got here...

And now I'm going to claim my prize.

What? YOUR prize?

I saved your life.

You'd be dead without me.

And if I raced you now
to that tent, you'd be dust.

You're a wreck, Epzo.

Who had the cigar? Eh?

Me. That was mine.

The cigar saved us all.

Seriously?

Don't even think
I'm going to lose to you now!

Er, could I make a suggestion?

Dead heat.

Joint first.

Dual winners.

With witnesses.

What? No.

There's never been
a joint winner of the Rally.

There has now.

No.

I will declare the final
race null and void.

Ilin...

you have made this a
living hell for us.

I promise you that
whatever happens,

I will get off this planet

and if we don't get
what we both fought for,

I will hunt you down

and ensure that whatever
time you have left

is both short-lived and agonising.

Do we understand each other?

Now...

recognise your equal winners.

Pay the prize,

or pay the price.

I'm honoured to declare
a unique joint victory...

..and equal split.

Now...

..get us off this rock.

Fine.

- And them.
- No.

No!

They're gone.

We're stuck here, are we?

I'm sorry.

I've failed you.

I promised you and
I let you down.

We can wait. Can't we?

Yeah.

We've got each other.

No, we'll be dead
within one rotation.

Who says so?

We've come this far, ain't we?

Who says we're giving up? Any of us?

Really? Even you, Doc?

No. Come on, we ain't
having that, are we?

- Nope.
- No.

No.

Can you hear that noise?

Come on, please.
Give us this.

It's all right, it's me!

Stabilise.

Come to Daddy.

I mean Mummy. I mean...

I really need you right now.

My beautiful Ghost Monument.

Hello, you.

I've missed you.

Oh!

You've done yourself up.

Very nice.

Lost my key.

Sorry.

But it's an old police box.

Sort of.

Not really.

You expect us all
to fit inside there?

Yep.

At the same time?

Wanna try?

OK.

Oh, word of warning -

I left it in a bit of a mess.

Oh...

You've redecorated.

I really like it.

This is my TARDIS.

Wow.

Yeah.

It was a police box.

It still is on the outside.

How do you... fit all this stuff...

..inside a police box?

Dimensional engineering.

You can't engineer dimensions.

Maybe YOU can't.

- Can I press any of...?
- No.

It's a spaceship?

And a timeship.

- Get out.
- Seriously.

This... is proper... awesome.

I thought maybe you didn't
believe me that I'd get you home.

I thought you didn't believe
yourself for a second back there.

Who, me? No!

Never doubted!

Don't know what you mean.

Home, then?

- You can get us there?
- Really?

Start believing.

1955, Montgomery, Alabama.

Parks. Rosa Parks. No way!

If she can live here all her life,

a couple of hours
ain't going to kill me.