All language subtitles for Doctor Doctor 1x01 - Episode #1.1 (English)

Check the arterial line.

Jill, suction around
the aortic valve.

Pump flow is fine.

Alright, let's get this
sclerotic calcified mess out

and put our
freshly picked baby in.

Actually, hang on.

- I mean, should I save
this guy or not? -Dr Knight!

Seriously, he's a fat, sexist
shock jock

who adds nothing to the world,
so just saying.

- Hugh, mate, flow is falling.
- Show of hands.

We forget to connect it up
properly and no-one's the wiser.

- Hugh, you need to...
- No?

- No? No?
- Hugh!

Alright,
then I need to hear Debbie.

Gonna need you guys
in on this as well.

? Once I had
a love and it was a gas

? Soon turned out
had a heart of glass... ?

Can't hear singing!

? Seemed like the real thing
only to find... ?

OK, fatty, let's get you
back on the air.

? ..gone behind... ?

? I got a love
that keeps me waiting... ?

Remember - tomorrow.

How could I forget?

Sheriff means to hang me.

- You need to be...
- Shhh!

- You need to be presentable.
- Absolutely.

Johnny, let's get a round
for the bar.

You know, Hugh,
you used to be George Clooney.

But now you're more like
Charlie Sheen.

Hope the,
back door's better.

? Well, your mama... ?

Drinks... are on me.

Come in.

I have done nothing wrong.

This is bureaucratic madness.

Did the case in question
look pretty?

Maybe not.

Did I do everything I could
to save her?

Yes, I did.
And that's the job.

Several of your team testified

that you've become erratic
and your behaviour risky.

What? They wouldn't...

Have you used drugs or alcohol
recently, Doctor?

I had a glass of red
with my cornflakes.

Is the medical board
operating on sharia law now?

I am a great surgeon.

Just ask 1,017 people
walking around out there

because of me.

My life has been about
helping people

and I can't imagine
you'd wanna stop that happening

because of some... incident.

Dr Knight...

..you'll be placed on
the Impaired Registrants List.

You're banned from
surgical practice.

No way!

As head of Regional Health,

we'd like you to serve
your year of atonement

as a general practitioner
in the town of Whyhope.

Under supervision, of course.

That's not funny.

Is this because I crashed
your Porsche into a tree, Jim?

It was uni. People thought
you were a wanker.

I was helping you.

They're seriously understaffed
for doctors in the regions.

We thought you'd be a good fit.

I...I can't go to Whyhope.

I can't go to Whyhope.

Touching down in sunny Whyhope

in around 90 minutes.

90 minutes seems like
a long time.

I'm gonna need to
borrow your sick bag.

God help me.

This is a great day for us!

A great day!

Ken Liu, head of operations.

Sorry I'm late.

I lost my keys in my toilet.

And, yes, I'm young.

But like you,
talent cannot be denied.

Dr Knight, right?

The heart guy.

? I'm going
up the country

? Babe, don't you wanna go?

? I'm going up the country

? Babe, don't you wanna go?

? I'm going someplace
where I've never been before

? I'll leave this city

? I've got to get away

? I'm gonna leave this city

? I've got to get away

? All this fussin' and fightin'

? Man, you know
I sure can't stay. ?

I can only say
what a joy it will be

to have someone
of your expertise.

It's so generous of you
to use your sabbatical

to help our local community.

Yeah.

That you want to give back,

admirable in these days
of selfishness.

As a leader, I understand that.

A leader?

Yeah, I guess it is
kind of big of me.

Can I Instagram you
for your arrival?

No.

That's OK.
I only have five followers.

Mostly family.
But growing.

Here we are.

Hospital area through here.

As well as emergency unit
and palliative care.

Plane, we charter
for emergencies.

- Planes?
- It's part of what we do.

I don't do planes. I'm sure
someone would've mentioned that.

- It's rostered onto the service.
- Not me.

I think I'll be more use at home
base as an anchor in the storm.

You can make that happen,
can't you? You have the power.

I'll see what I can do.

Alright, Dr Cartwright
is just through here.

So aren't you a bad boy.

More an unlucky victim
of circumstance

that saved someone's life.

Right, so not a party boy

whose surgical skills
were unravelling?

No.

So, Hugh, I'm your supervisor.

You are on
the Impaired Registrant List.

No-one, of course, knows that
except for me and the board.

You answer to me.
I report on you monthly.

At the end of a year, I'll send
a report to tell the board

if I think you can have
your life back.

You have
really lovely eyes.

All the better to see through
your bullshit.

Right.

- I do women.
- So do I.

We have a lot in common.

I need a good doctor.

- Well, I'm a great doctor.
- You're a surgeon.

A great GP is what I need.

- I think I can manage that.
- It's trickier than you think.

You should know one thing - I'm
always the best at what I do.

I've worked harder than anyone
to get where I am.

Where you are
is sitting in front of me

about to piss into a jar
for a drug test.

This is unbelievable.
I can't do this.

You can always go to TAFE.
Be an electrician.

You have no choice
if you want to stay a doctor.

- Where's the bathroom?
- You'll do it in front of me.

I don't trust you yet.
Weekly.

This is just humiliating!

Really?

I'm finding it kinda funny.

Let's go, soldier.

I haven't told anyone
you were coming.

- Have you told your family?
- No, I haven't.

And you're the only one
who knows, right?

Where are you going?

I'll get you! You gotta tag me!

Hugh?

Fat Nathan.

Big Nathan.
People call me Big Nathan now.

'Cause I got the mines
and the money.

- That's great.
- Yeah.

What's going on here?

- Hugh!
- Mum.

Hi!

You're a cheeky bugger

making me think you weren't
coming to our anniversary.

Anniversary? Of course.
Happy anniversary.

I knew you'd come. A mother
knows. I could feel it in my...

- Please don't say 'ovaries'.
- Waters. Ovaries is disgusting.

Everyone, Hugh's here.

Come over and meet
our new neighbours.

Argh! You bastard.

You know I've been calling you
for a month.

Is that what
"Missed call, Matt" means?

- Mystery solved.
- No-one knew if you were comin'.

As if I'd miss my parents'

- something something anniver...
- 40th. Really?

Imagine being
with someone for 40 years.

Yeah, well, you prefer
40 minutes, of course.

14 is also very good.

It's good you're back.
How long you here?

- How's Dad?
- Yeah, he's alright.

He'll be very excited
to see you.

Charlie. You, um, look lovely.

You look like shit. Um, hi.

Beer. Our own, of course.

- No thanks.
- Did he just say no to beer?

Who's that?

Your brother.

- The foster kid.
- Your brother.

He's been that since he was six.
Stop calling him that.

How long are you back?
A day or two?

Did he just kill something?

Righto.

I don't know what to say.

But, um, thanks for comin'.

And thanks for everything,
Meryl.

Moving.

- Very touching.
- Shhh!

I know from my work
on the council

how important it is to hold on
to institutions.

In times of change with
the new mines and what our town

has been through,
it's more important than ever.

She does know it's her
anniversary, not an election?

Everything's an opportunity
for Meryl.

This marriage -
with love, commitment,

and hard bloody work!

Just like I do
for this town every day.

I am voting for that marriage.

Find a baby she can kiss
immediately.

And I'd also like
to say how happy I am

that our golden boy,
Hugh, is back.

He's one of the top
heart surgeons in the country.

Also, he was 'Cleo's
bachelor of the year in 2012.

Thank you, my darling.

- You've gladdened my heart.
- Thank you. So much.

Thanks. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

The photographer
from the 'Courier's here.

- I'm stunned.
- Charlie, don't be snide.

- Makes you look ugly.
- Mum!

Better I tell her than she walks
around with an ugly face, Matt.

- Thank you for caring, Meryl.
- It's my pleasure, sweetheart.

Now, Hugh, come and get
your photo taken. Returned hero.

Make sure they get his halo in.

Jim. Darling. Photo.
Just here.

Here.

- OK.
- Hugh.

- We ready?
- Three, two...

I've gotta check the cake.

So... how are you, Dad?

Yeah, alright.

Congratulations.

Yeah. Good catch-up. Thanks.

? I woke up bright
and early this morning

? My little girl
was not in sight

? I've been lookin' everywhere

? Morning, noon and daylight

? 'Cause she's so fine

? She's so fine, fine

? Well, she's so fine

? She's so fine

? You know I wish she was mine

? I've got something to tell her

? Yeah, maybe she'll listen

? Maybe not

? But I've never loved a woman
like that before

? 'Cause all my love she's got

? Well, she's so fine... ?

You must be exhausted.
How long are you staying?

Two days.

Exciting.

Happy anniversary, Mum.

- Hey.
- Hey!

Don't worry.
I didn't mean to, um...

- I'm naked behind here.
- Right.

- Um... I didn't see anything.
- Can you...

It's not like I haven't seen it
before, so if I did it would...

- I'll turn round.
- Thank you.

Still got the mole
on your, um...

No.

How long you staying?

Dunno. Not long.

Sometimes I think about coming
back... and settling down.

I know.

- Funny, huh?
- Huh.

- Hello.
- This is ridiculous.

I'm your mother. I'll
decide what's ridiculous.

It's a small town
where we know everyone.

I can walk to school by myself.

We don't know everyone.
And where did you get a phone?

This man in a white van handing
out lollies gave it to me.

Said to call him if I ever
needed to run away.

- Don't joke.
- It was Dad's.

Found it in his stuff.

Good.

- OK, 'bye, Mum. Love you.
- Alright, but...

Hello?

'Bye.

Home sweet home.

Guant�namo rang.
They want their cell back.

I have to get ready
for Kimberly.

She's a pharmaceutical rep.
You'll meet her.

Very lovely woman.

Ken. Did you not think
to introduce me?

Haven't we talked
about this? Manners.

- Courtesy. Human contact.
- I'm in charge.

- You can't just...
- Quiet, Instagram. Betty Bell.

Receptionist. Traffic cop.

Artist. Tarot reader at the
markets on Saturdays. For you.

- Thank you. Hugh Knight.
- The patients are arriving.

Shall we begin the healing?

Sorry. Sor...

First my ear, my right ear,
started aching.

- Ringing or... or aching?
- Both.

My tongue's really dry

and I've got blurred vision
and, like, nausea.

So what is it?

Let me just finish
your history here

and, um, we will get to that.

Simple.

Um... you have
a middle ear infection.

It's affecting your balance,
making you nauseous.

The... the eye blurring
is a type of dizzy spell.

Right. Thanks, Doc.

Just trying to give back.

Flu.

Shingles.

Endo... crinosis. Pfft!

That's everyone, Doctor.
After school, though, onslaught.

Enough nose runs
to water-slide on.

- So cute.
- Thanks, Betty.

- You managing?
- All good.

Dr Google.

You're monitoring my internet?

That is an outrageous
invasion of privacy.

I was guessing.

We barely have internet,

let alone the ability
to monitor the internet.

Should I sit in with you,
for your patients' sake?

I've been a specialist for
10 years. I've forgotten stuff.

Let's do ward rounds.

So we have the GP clinic,
we operate an emergency unit

and have a 10-bed
in-patient hospital.

Two beds for palliative care.

Huh. Wow, you do all that?

Impressive, isn't it?

Stretched to breaking point,
under-resourced, we do our best.

This is Aoife.

Dr Knight. Take him on rounds,
if you would.

- Hugh.
- The heart guy?

Ken's in a tizz about you.

So, how are you today, Hugh?

- Worst day of my life.
- Is it?

Well, come look at this
and tell me

if you think this man's
having a worse one.

Presented with
respiratory difficulties.

We suspected lung infection,
maybe pneumonia.

X-rays have just come back.

- Looks like a tumour.
- It does.

What do you think?

Well, worst,
a whole lotta lung cancer.

Best, he swallowed a cricket
ball. We need an MRI.

- We don't have those.
- Are you kidding me?

No. When I kid,
I do a dimpled smile.

Is that him?

- Joey?
- Hugh!

Joey!

Easy, easy.

Jesus. What are you doing here?

- For my sins.
- Which were many, no doubt.

Who doesn't love a good sin?

Jeez, it's good to see you.
I tried texting you.

I left my phone at home.
Dumb, huh?

I got pneumonia.
That right, nurse?

Well, um... Doctor?

Um...

I've seen that look before.

When you caught my mum drunk
in bed with that bloke

and didn't wanna tell me.

You have a mass on your chest.

But here at Hillbilly Hospital,

we don't know for sure what
that is, so you need to go

to Sydney and see a guy
called Professor Trask.

He'll give you the once-over and
we'll treat whatever it is, OK?

Right. A mass.
I'm not gonna die, am I?

You're not leaving me here
in Whyhope by myself, mate.

So, no, I won't allow it.
Besides, I just got here.

Who else am I gonna
hang out with?

- You're staying?
- You and me, back together.

A bromance, is it?

That's exactly what it is,
Ireland. Exactly.

- Hey, I'll see you later on.
- Alright.

- Fuck.
- You alright?

We need to get him to Sydney.
Organise it.

Fat Nathan,
I cannot stress to you

how important the continuation
of the flower show is.

The cancellation was a tragedy.

- BIG Nathan, Mrs K. Big.
- Of course.

I mean, it's 74 years since
the flower show's been going.

And I know the town's changing,

but some things must remain,
don't you agree?

Mrs K, I can't sell
the lease to my new mine

without a guarantee
council will build a road to it.

Of course, of course.
But people are against it.

They ask questions -
how many FIFO workers

and mines can the town take?

What's the tipping point?

I see myself as a guardian
of that tipping point.

How short is the flower show,
Mrs K?

96 to clear old debts.

75 for this year.

Alright. Let me just...

You're a real philanthropist,
Big Nathan.

And the road?

I'll do what's best for Whyhope,
of course.

Well, that's what's best
for Whyhope.

And the flower show.

Meryl Knight.

Hugh what?

- Kimberly!
- Hi, Ken.

I've prepared some lunch for us
after you've seen the doctors.

I put in a good word for you
with the new guy.

You're a peach. Thanks!

So they're great as a blood
thinner for stroke victims

and they've shown great results
in testing

for a variety of
other illnesses.

Yeah, I've used 'em before.
Great.

- So you're new around here, huh?
- Mm.

How are you finding it?

- Dull and infuriating.
- I know.

I'm out on the road
a month at a time.

Get so bored I could
tear my hair out.

But such beautiful hair.

You can touch it if you want to.

I, um...

I try to do one beautiful thing
each day.

I'm trying to reset.

Not do things like I have
in the past.

There's people just
outside the door,

so I get if you're
too scared to.

Give it a pull.

You need to step back, Ken.

this is gonna hurt.

Ken, remember - pain is fleeting

and makes the heart
ultimately stronger.

Well, don't you wanna look?

If you think you have piles,
then I believe you.

But what if I'm wrong?
You're the doc.

- Hugh, what are you doing?
- Mum!

I think you should look.
What if it's bad?

Could you excuse us?
But welcome to town.

Your industry
is valued by us all.

I have to take a look at
his arse, Mum. Wanna stay?

- So you will look.
- But what are you doing here?

- I have piles.
- She doesn't mean you.

You poor man!
They're very painful.

Cucumbers give great relief.

Sliced or whole?

OK. Let's go, Mum.

- But...
- This way.

But you told me
you were staying two days.

I decided on a complete whim
last night, after I said that.

Regional health,
they need great doctors.

But you can't do that!
I don't understand.

You're a genius and you're
wasted in a one-horse town.

- It's a waste!
- I had an epiphany, Mum.

I missed my family.
You guys are getting older.

The chances of one of you
dying in a car accident

are statistically quite high.

Don't say that! I don't
understand. It seems ridiculous.

- A whim?
- Exactly.

And I'll be working on
my artificial heart as well.

Don't you have patients
in Sydney?

Yeah, I... No, I...

Well, what am I
going to tell people?

Of course.

Tell them the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree,

that you've given a lifetime
of service to this town

and some of that has
rubbed off on me.

Gee, that's such a sacrifice.

People will be amazed.

- And grateful.
- Mmm.

OK, but then you go back.

- You're special.
- I will.

I will go back.

- Floyd.
- Can I ask a dumb question?

There are no dumb questions.
You can ask anything.

Does 'oral sex' mean
talking about sex?

In which case, why don't they
just say 'talking about sex'?

Look at that -
it's quiet time.

Thought you said
we could ask you anything.

Yeah, we might have to
have some boundaries.

Hello, gorgeous!

- Is that on its way, finally?
- Sure is, boss.

So that's going to Korea.

They're a really big
contract for us.

Come on, I'll give you a tour.

- When did this happen?
- Well, we had to do something.

Farm was going under.

I didn't think
it was that serious.

Thought it was just
Dad whingeing.

No, it wasn't. I had this idea.

I love beer. We have wheat.
Make some money.

Don't exactly take an interest,
do ya?

Lives to save, little brother.

Not anymore, apparently.
You're staying.

It's... normal for surgeons
to take some time out.

Regional health is such a mess.

They need quality doctors.

Take Joey's mum, for instance.

If the local yokel
had diagnosed her earlier,

she might have survived.

You're lying about
why you're back.

- And how can you tell?
- You're talking.

Two pales, Jessie.

Just a water for me,
thanks, Jessie.

Don't you have lovely eyes.

Are you really not
gonna have a beer with me?

I'm on antibiotics.

You got the clap again?

He's joking.

I'm a doctor.

If I did, I'd... cure myself.

- Thanks.
- She's too young for you.

So, how are
you and Charlie?

Great, yeah. I love her,
she loves me, we love it here.

We're building
something really great.

- That's great.
- Yeah.

Who would've thought
that I'd end up with everything?

Now tell your little brother
why you're really here.

I came back
to take it all off you.

Argh!

Argh!

Argh! Give, give, give.

Only 'cause of my hands.

Of course.

Hey!

I'm actually really glad
you're back.

'Cause I'm so much fun
to have around.

- Yeah!
- Come on!

Bloody watch out.
I've reloaded.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Where are you?

Yes!

My legs!

- You ain't got any legs.
- I've got no more legs.

Soldier, no legs.
Nothing.

Hey.

Hey.

So, Dad, I'm gonna stay
for a while.

Yeah, I heard.

You're a doctor, right?

- I'm a surgeon.
- So, um, what's the difference?

A surgeon is a genius
touched by God

and a doctor is someone
who can remember a lot of stuff.

You being funny?

- I am.
- I thought so.

Well, um,
I'm making some bullets

later tonight
if you want to help out.

- He makes his own bullets.
- You're not the only smart one.

Mate, I'd look
behind you. I think there's...

Ohhhh!

- Walked straight into it, I did.
- Yeah!

Yeah.

Injury at a property,
head wound. The plane's ready.

- Ken, we agreed - no plane.
- The plane's ready.

Please Instagram your progress
for people following us.

No-one's following us, Ken.
No-one.

Right.

I hear you shagged
his girlfriend on your desk.

- You dirty bugger!
- His what?

Well, in his mind,
she's his girlfriend.

- It's tiny.
- True.

If we stall and we fall,
you'll die on impact.

It's almost painless,
it's so fast.

- That's not helpful.
- You're really scared?

Fear of flying
is a medical condition.

An anxiety disorder.
It's not cowardice.

When we were scared,
me dad would make us

sing 'Wheels on the Bus'
to distract us.

I'm not singing
'Wheels on the Bus'.

? Round and round,
round and round

? Round and round

? The wheels on the bus
go round and round... ?

OK.

Thanks.

Where's this patient?

There was a lot of blood.

I didn't want to touch it.
I don't like blood.

Yeah, well, I love it.
Where is he?

- Is he conscious?
- Yeah, he's just over there.

Hi there, young man.
Get some gloves.

What have you done to yourself?

I don't know, but whatever
it is, it doesn't feel too bad.

Tough country kid.
I remember that.

Alright, just stay still for me.

I'll see what we have.

Aoife, get some saline.
Clean this out for me.

- Do you feel dizzy?
- A bit, yeah.

A wasp came at me, so I swung
at it with the chainsaw.

Overkill. Been there.

Alright,
pulse is good and strong.

OK. Done.

It's... it's...

..a 4cm laceration.

You barely nicked yourself.

You're a bleeder, though.

- I might have overreacted.
- I told you I was fine.

All that blood coming from
your child, of course you did.

We flew here.

- On a plane.
- Hugh!

So you really gave up
being a big shot for this?

I'm a selfless type.

What's with Penny?

Humourless lesbian?

She's not a lesbian!

Did she tell you that?

She probably just doesn't
want you making the moves.

Well, that's arrogant.

No, I'd say it's wisdom.

? The wheels on the bus
go round and round... ?

I really hope you're not
wearing that on my account.

I don't want to fill you with
regret seeing me naked again.

- It seems cruel.
- Good point.

So, you're staying, I hear?

Yeah, that's right.

You know, give back to the
community, that sort of thing.

Hugh, it's me. I know
how much you hate it here.

How you love the city.

When we were at uni, I used
to make you come and visit.

So, what's going on?
I'll find out.

I'm very smart, as you know.

If I decide to find out, I will.

Alright.
Can you just not tell them?

Matt, fine.
But not Mum and Dad.

Deal.

I fucked up.

There's the Hugh I know!

It was just an average day.

Morning - save a life.

I think a small hand
seems appropriate.

And louder.

Everyone has
their own way of unwinding.

- The party's here!
- Some exercise.

Ladies, please.
- Some meditate.

Whoo!

Champagne, champagne, champagne!

No?

You know my motto?

When you can't decide,

have everything.

Pfft!

Party's over,
sweetheart.

I'm happy to buy you breakfast.

Hey.

Shit!

Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit. shit.

Move, move, move!

Help here!

Got an O.D. Cocaine. Tremors.

Heart is irregular and racing.
In danger of cardiac arrest.

Alright, move!
Move, move, move, move!

Oxygen!

Is she alright?

She'll be fine. She stabilised.

- Close call.
- Great.

Jesus, I don't even know her.

- I found her and...
- Go home, Dr Knight.

Thanks. I appreciate this.

Her name's Sasha,
in case you were wondering.

We're very proud of our
refurbished emergency rooms.

Let's just move
through this way.

Fuck!

I may have pushed things
a little bit too far

and not even realised it.

- Well, that's your way.
- Really?

Yeah, you can't see
what you're doing to people

and you can't face yourself.

It's a little early
for character assassination.

- Isn't it?
- It's just assessment.

It's friendly assessment.

Right. And you're unbiased,
are you?

I mean, I hurt you.

What? What did you say?

I hurt you.

Thank you! Six years later.

You never said sorry,
you know that?

Six years.
And I don't even care.

But you never even said sorry.

You're happy, aren't you?
Things worked out well for you.

Yeah, I know.

But you send a postcard
to your parents from Vegas

with "I got married"
written on it.

I'm staying here and
your mum comes in and shows me.

I really thought we agreed to
a break when I went to Boston.

- We agreed to wait!
- Wait, break.

Very similar words.

It only lasted a few months.
I get carried away.

You know that.
I can't stop myself.

What is that?
There's a name for that.

- Arsehole.
- That's it. Good. Thank you.

Can't you go somewhere else?

Worried you're gonna
fall for me again?

You destroy stuff, Hugh.

You're careless with people and
there's a lot I care about here.

Jesus, Charlie,
I would if I could.

- I've got nowhere else.
- Poor Hugh!

If I hadn't sent that postcard,
we'd be married.

How was your swim?

Great! Fine.

Bathers? I thought you liked
your naked swims.

Yeah, I do. I just...

You know, it's getting colder,
and...

Yabby bit my nipple the other
day, so for safety reasons,

bathers.

You alright?

Yeah, of course.

Gonna have a shower.

Eugh!

Look, I didn't know
that she was your...

..possible girlfriend, mate.

Look, we really need
to talk about this.

I forgot to mention,

I need you to cover
in emergency this evening.

Come on! Ken!

We are grown men.

You just made yourself
a very powerful,

if somewhat disorganised,
enemy.

- He can do that?
- He does admin. Rosters.

So he can. In other news,

you passed your urine test,
congratulations.

Yes, well, I've always been
very good at exams.

Why are you smiling?

It'll be easier
once you give in.

- To what?
- Your new life.

This is not
my new life.

I don't need a new life.
I need my old life.

OK, enjoy emergency.

Remember, no surgery,
or you'll break your probation.

They will take your license,

and since I don't give a shit,
I'll let them.

- You know the hardest thing
in life, Hugh?

Playing the cards
you've been dealt.

That's what grown-ups do.

- I hate you.
- You love me.

Everyone does.

Your friend Joey,

I can't get him in to that
professor guy for a month.

- That's ridiculous.
- That's good!

I talked them down
from three months.

I applied all
my heartstring-plucking

appealing-to-their-
higher-selves I could.

Even a Rumi quote.
I'm as good as it gets.

No.

No?

Alan! Hugh.

Where are you? Fratelli!

You have the calamari?

Yeah. Sabbatical.

Well, recharge.
Parents on death's door.

Hey, listen, I need you
to make room on your list

this week for me.

OK, then, let me say this.

I know what you did last summer.

Well, I appreciate it.

Thanks so much.

OK. Owe you one. 'Bye.

Did you just blackmail him?

Appealed to his sense
of self-preservation.

That saddens me.

We got one.
Ambulance is on its way.

OK, what have we got?

Stab wound in the chest.
Pulse is irregular.

- BP's low.
- Let's open this up for me.

Shit, it's right above
his heart.

Got to see how deep it is.

Jesus! Your finger?!

Ventricular surface. His
chest is filling up with blood.

- He needs a thoracotomy.
- I'll get a chest tray.

3-0 Prolene for stitching.

Keep pressure on this ventricle
to control the bleeding.

If he loses any more blood
he'll die.

- Alright, you're going to cut.
- I'm a nurse.

- We don't really do that.
- Well, I can't...

I can't take my finger out.

Look, it's not that difficult.

You've got to slice a line 5cm
either side of my finger, OK?

Get ready with that suction
to clear the blood out.

Then I'll suture
around eight or so stitches.

Go.

Look, we're lucky.
It's not that deep.

Are you good?

Good. Other side.

Good. Open him up.

Go.

Suction.

Alright, patch.

Suture.

Keep it clear.

Finger's coming out.

- There'll be pressure, OK?
- Gotcha.

And coming out.

Good.

Keep it clear.

One more.

That's done.

Jesus,
that was awesome fun.

I hope someone else
gets stabbed.

Yes, that's the spirit,
Florence Nightingale.

It was like surgery.
We did heart surgery.

No, YOU did surgery.

I just did a few stitches
and stuck my finger in a hole.

It was all you, Aoife.

- You saved that man's life.
- Look what he had in his pocket.

For home.
You're welcome to come.

I'm a sharing type of person.

- How do you know I won't dob?
- I know my kind when I see them.

Are you in?

You're exactly who I don't need
right now.

I really think
the opposite is true.

I'm going home.

The words say no
but the eyes say yes.

I know a man who parties
when I see one.

I used to have a gift for it.
A gift.

- But I've changed.
- Really? Well, good for you.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm
going home to 13 Smith Street

to get off my beautiful face.

? I'm the one you're using

? Please don't push me aside

? We could have
made it cruising, yeah... ?

Hey, Dad, you want a beer?

Had this guy come in
with a stab wound...

Shoosh!

Mum, you round?

Giving his life
like that.

Hey, did I tell you
about the rapture?

Well, what happens, right...

So, when Jesus comes back
for a second time,

anybody who believes
will go to heaven,

and everyone
who is dead and buried...

Well, what a surprise.

A man can change.

Tomorrow I'll be that man.