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Treasure Pussy

Pretty stones.

How much do you want for them?

At least six million.

That much?

Are you kidding me? Where could I find that much money?

They might be too hot to handle and I'm not even sure to find a buyer.

You know perfectly well that it could take me six months to sell them.

You're an old friend, so I'll give you three.

You pay me now?

You think I have it here? It's a lot of money, buddy.

Come back in a week, or find someone else.

See you next week.

I'll pay you in five-hundred franc bills.

Is it a deal?

- Yes. - See you Tuesday, then.

- Same time? - yes.

You better be here!

- Do you have a phone? - No.

- Ciao. - Ciao.

Good luck.

Your buddy Laurent just came to see me.

What does he want from you?

He wants to sell me diamonds.

I'll see him next week.

Tell me more.

Everybody knows this motherfucker is loaded with money.

And yet, he needs a whole week to get it!

He's fucking with me!

So what are you going to do?

Listen to me, Nadine.

You're going to cross the border with this package.

Laurent, that wasn't the deal.

I did it for you once but I don't have the courage to do it again.

It's too risky, so don't count on me.

Nadine, this is important.

Then cross the border with the diamonds yourself.

Look, you're the only one who can hide this.

You think about me only when you need something.

Tell me, do you remember the last time we made love?

When we get to Paris, I promise to fuck you.

Tell me, Laurent...

Do you still love me a little bit?

Yes.

Yes, come in.

Hey, boss, some asshole wants to see you.

- Who? - Robert Trilo.

Let him in.

I don't have much time. I hope it's important.

You've got some nerve to come here after you messed up our last deal.

I didn't come to talk about the past.

I have a proposition for you.

Well, let's not waste time.

Yes, but first, get your henchman out of here.

Go take a walk outside or something.

Come back in ten minutes.

Listen to me carefully. Diamonds... For at least six million.

Why don't you do it yourself?

Only you have the team to succeed.

You see, I don't have a partner anymore.

I'm going to cry...

So you want to steal some old lady's purse?

It's not going to be that easy. That's why I need you, Jacques.

Go on, I've lost enough time.

My ex-partner, Laurent, is trying to double cross me.

He doesn't want to give me my share.

You were friends?

All good things come to an end.

Except one... Diamonds!

You sound like a philosopher.

It seems to me that you're the one who's trying to fuck your buddy.

Why should I trust you?

You could get fifty percent of six million.

Seventy percent, at least.

And why is that?

It's take it or leave it, my friend.

I'm the one who has the men and the organization.

I can go as far as fifty-five for you.

It was nice to see you.

I can't go any higher than sixty.

I need at least seventy to feed all my men.

And I also must cover the operation's expenses.

I didn't realize the situation.

You can't imagine the expenses.

If I had known about it, I would have offer you seventy right away

as my contribution to a good cause.

Hello, Laurent.

- Is anybody with you? - I'm alone. Come in.

Where are your employers?

In Spain, in the sun.

I'll make you coffee.

Thanks.

I've never seen you so quiet.

Seeing you dressed like a countess leaves me speechless.

It was to please you, that's all.

Why didn't you tell me about the costume party?

What do you mean by that?

I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous.

Where are the diamonds?

Exactly where you put them.

You little slut.

Well, pull them out.

If you want the diamonds, you'll have to get them yourself.

Take off your watch.

Oh yes, stroke my clitoris.

Spread your thighs.

- Fuck me! - I'd better get the diamonds out first.

Oh, I forgot about them.

Hurry up.

Oh, that's good.

Here they are.

Or maybe there's something else you're hiding in there.

Oh, keep going.

I can't find them.

Keep searching.

If that's how diamonds are found, then I volunteer for the job.

Oh, that's so good!

I want your cock.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, Laurent.

You should get fucked by a horse.

I'm gonna come!

You can take them out now.

Oh, I'm coming!

Will you stop sharpening your claws?

For God's sake, are you deaf?

You got cotton in your ears, or what?

No, but when I do my nails, I do them right.

I'd like it if you could take such good care of my cock.

Oh, stop complaining.

You're only able to stick it in my mouth.

Yeah, it's to shut you up.

First you say I don't talk enough, now I talk too much.

Anything is an excuse for an argument when a man can't get a hardon anymore.

I wanted to ask you if you knew Laurent Mercier?

Yes.

What do you know about him?

Well, he's the best fuck in Paris.

Keep talking like that and I'll beat you up.

Tell me everything you know about him.

Like for instance, does he have a girl and what's her name?

Oh, he has many girls.

One's called Nadine and...

But why are you interested in him?

Did he fuck you?

And the other girl's name is Francine.

- Francine? Doesn't she work here? - That's right.

Move your ass and get her up here.

She doesn't work during the day.

So, what time?

She'll be here tonight to show the audience

how nice her ass looks now that it's been lifted.

I'm going to take a walk outside.

When you're done with your nails, brush your teeth.

I want you to suck me.

Oh, Laurent!

- Come in. How are you? - Fine.

- For you. - Thanks.

Take a seat, I'll get a vase.

Where have you been?

Here and there.

Giving a hand to the ladies.

And here we go again...

Don't you think we've exhausted this subject.

And what about the men you meet at Jacques's Club?

My friend, I'm young, pretty and popular, so...

Are you jealous? You never were.

You think I'm your property?

Oh, no, but I thought we could talk about our future.

We could have a baby, we're not getting any younger, you know.

Speak for yourself! I'm attracting men more than ever before.

Are you looking for someone to cook your meals and darn your socks?

You know I don't like darned socks. I have enough money to buy new ones.

I'd like you to stop working for Jacques. Give up this job!

One day, one of his deals will blow up in his face.

Get the hell out of his club!

Think carefully!

You have too much imagination, honey. You're imagining things.

- Hello? - Francine?

Yes.

Why haven't you been working?

What do you think I'm paying you for? You'd better hurry up!

I don't have to be at work until tonight.

Don't give me that crap.

Listen, I need some information.

Yes.

I want to know where Laurent Mercier is.

How am I supposed to know?

Listen, sweetie, don't play games with me.

I know you're sleeping with him, so...

- But I... - Just find him!

If he calls me, I...

He will. I heard you're his favorite girl.

What's going on? Why are you looking for him?

It's none of your business. Now move your ass and find him fast!

I don't know where to find him. I haven't seen him in six months.

I'll let you know if he calls.

I hope so.

And I forbid you to mention this conversation to him.

I won't say a word.

- Ciao. - Goodbye.

You'd better hide.

You think I'm going to run away?

Bruno, she's yours.

But tell me one thing, why are you all doing your nails?

Oh, Laurent, caress me.

Oh yes, like that.

Oh, that's good!

Suck me.

Oh, that's good!

Let me look at you.

Oh, your mouth!

That's good.

Lick the head.

Use your tongue.

Oh, that's good.

Your turn. A little bit faster.

Faster.

Give me your ass.

Gently, gently.

Oh yes, that's good.

Caress yourself.

- You like that? - Yes.

- That excites you? - yes.

That excites me too.

Do you feel it?

Oh, take me, yes!

Faster, faster.

Oh, Laurent, I'm gonna come!

Yes, that's it, come.

Oh, Laurent!

I'm coming, I'm coming!

Turn over.

- I'm gonna make you come again. - Oh yes!

Yes, I'm coming!

Oh yes, come on.

Oh, you're coming.

We're going to my friend Anna's place.

Anna?

She's one of the girls who work for Jacques.

She lives with three other girls.

You'll have to be careful.

At least we can count on her.

If I understand correctly, I'll have to fuck them to be accepted.

It's not the best thing to do if you want to keep a low profile.

I don't think it's a good idea to make them jealous.

Things could get out of hand.

Hello, Francine.

- How are you, sweetie? - Very well.

Honey, I just met a wonderful guy.

I must tell you about it.

He looks nice.

Yes, he's my friend.

- Could you put him up? - For how long?

Two weeks at most.

You're sure you don't mind?

No problem, no problem at all.

If he has no problem with women, there'll be no problem.

Good morning, sir.

- Anna. Laurent. - Good morning.

Come on in, Laurent.

Don't be afraid of him.

He'd tell you himself he wouldn't bite you.

Francine, I'm so lucky.

The guy I was telling you about. He's amazing!

And you know what? He's loaded.

Guess what he just gave me? A mink coat.

- You've finally hit the jackpot? - Yes, I did.

You always choose them wisely, huh?

And what about him? Poor but a good fuck?

- Anna, cut out the crap, will you. - I was only asking, nothing more.

Laurent never answers any questions.

I won't ask any questions.

He can stay as long as he wants.

You mustn't tell anyone that Laurent is here.

Laurent, I'm leaving you in very good hands.

I have to go, honey. Goodbye.

Thanks for everything.

Ciao.

- Goodbye. - See you soon.

Bye.

This is the best dog I've ever had.

He's specially trained to protect me. Isn't that right, baby?

I bet you spend more money on him than on yourself.

That's right, he's an expensive dog.

But he has this wonderful knack

for smelling out every billionaire within a radius of a mile.

I don't know if it's true, but a friend of mine told me

that his dog was trained to steal purses of whores working the street.

And you didn't buy it from him?

If that's what you think of me, I'd better move on.

That would be a pity.

So, tell me...

Don't you want to fuck me?

Well, I wouldn't mind that at all.

As long as you don't expect me to give you pearls.

I need tenderness. And for you, it's free.

Pearls are for business.

Ah, Really?

Yes, believe me, handsome...

I like you.

I can feel your cock through your pants.

You want it, you got it.

Wait.

Yes, like that.

Yes, the balls.

That's good, yes.

Malko, cut it out!

Come on, fuck me.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's good!

- You want to come? - Yes.

Come on.

We'd better hurry, girls. Jacques is in a bad mood.

And when he's in a bad mood, his goons are, too.

Come on, let's go.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Copacabana is happy to present

Gigi, Bibi and Zaza in their sensational act.

Let's give them a big hand.

Hey, beauty, surprised, huh?

Maybe you were expecting someone else?

What do you want, Bruno?

I want to know where Laurent is.

I haven't seen him in ages.

Look!

Try to imagine your face full of acid.

That would be horrible, huh? What do you think?

Don't tell me any lies or you're going to get yourself hurt.

I told you the truth. If he shows up, I'll let you know.

You shouldn't forget that in addition to your beautiful ass,

you need a beautiful face.

Anna forgot to lock the door again.

Let me do the talking.

Hi, girls.

- Anybody could just walk in. - Somebody did.

Ah, you're finally here. It's been kind of boring without you.

I'd like you to meet my friend, Laurent.

This is Natacha, Uschi and Danielle.

- Hello. - Hello.

Laurent is Francine's boyfriend.

He dropped in to say hello.

I was just telling him that you wouldn't mind if he stays here.

We haven't talked much about it yet.

That's a marvellous idea, don't you think?

This big boy is afraid of disturbing us.

But I assured him that he won't disturb us.

That really made me laugh.

I don't know what his problem is.

However, we're not going to solve it for him.

Your friend looks broke.

Why else would he be here?

My dear Anna, don't count on me to give him free room and board.

I don't know about you, but I don't want a pimp here.

Come on, let's go get some sleep.

Let's go to bed too.

She doesn't seem really friendly.

Don't pay attention to her.

Wait, let me help you.

She won't stop me from fucking you.

Anna, can I talk with you?

Yes.

If he's such a hot shot, I have a great idea for him.

Why doesn't he ask Jacques for a job in his sex show?

Come on, let me solve my problems by myself.

You're a real bitch.

If you're looking for troubles...

Not at all.

The friends of my friends are my friends.

But remember that we all agreed not to accept anyone else in this house.

He is a friend of Francine.

He's in trouble and Francine wants to help him.

Who do you think you are? Saint Th�r�se?

Could you please leave my ass alone? I don't feel a thing.

Come on, remove your finger.

You don't know what friendship means.

I would do the same for you if you had Bruno after you.

Bruno?

What do you think is going to happen

when Bruno finds out Laurent is hiding here?

He'll tear the house apart, that's for sure.

You're the queen of dumbs!

You're not turning me on at all. Is that clear?

So I'm asking you for the last time.

Get your dirty finger off my ass or I'll scream.

You didn't always feel that way. Admit it, you skank!

Maybe, but I'm not in the mood right now. Get off my ass.

Listen, you idiot, you should trust me and not Francine.

Laurent must leave now, or else Bruno will make us pay dearly.

Thanks for the advice, and leave my ass alone.

You want to get fuck by this guy, huh?

Then I will take care of him personally.

Good for you. Leave me alone.

Hello.

Yes, right away.

Alright.

Bruno, it's for you.

Take a break, there are five more shows.

Thank you.

Bruno, here.

- Hello, little boy. - Who is this?

Listen to me, loser. I have some information for you.

Ah, Natacha, my favorite whore.

Listen, cunt, I don't want to miss the show.

So, spit it out fast.

I've been told you were looking for Laurent Mercier.

Laurent mercier? What about him?

Well, if you're really looking for him,

there's a chance I might know where he is.

Ah, maybe he's hiding in your pussy right now.

Fuck you, faggot!

My pussy has more brains than you.

Calm down, get to the point.

If you'd just shut your mouth,

I might be able to tell you where you can find him.

You really know where he is?

It's not a joke?

Laurent Mercier is right here.

Don't be dumb and get him tomorrow morning.

I'll leave the balcony door open. Is that okay with you?

Like a dream, baby.

And don't forget, whenever you want a cock, you call me.

Yeah?

I hope I'm not waking you up.

I've been doing your work for you.

Get to the point.

I don't know what you did yesterday, but I've been busy.

You'd better move your ass, otherwise you're going to lose your money.

I know where Laurent is hiding out.

So hurry up and go earn your thirty percent.

That wasn't part of the deal.

What's on your mind?

Bruno is on his way to pick you up, you're going to help him get Laurent.

Mercier is a jerk and I want you to be there to kill him if needed.

Did you get that?

I'm not sure.

Ciao.

Suck it, baby girl.

Shit, he's stealing the car!

Stop! Stop!

Shit!

You'll pay for this, you asshole!

Faggot!

Calm down, don't break the door.

Open up now!

Couldn't you wait until I finished fucking?

Come on, hurry up!

Well, what's happening?

I'm in trouble with Jacques.

You got a new car?

I just borrowed it from him.

Wich way?

We're going upstairs.

Come on in.

Meet Brigitte and Lulu.

This is Laurent.

You can apologize for interrupting them during their orgasms.

I've got a team of killers after me and you want me to join the party.

I have an idea, I'll go down and get us something to drink.

Don't start anything without me. I'll be right back.

I forbid you to rape him, Brigitte.

Poor little boy's got big problems.

Sit down and tell us all about it.

We'll comfort you.

You'd be amazed what we can do when we put our minds to it.

We're going to take care of you.

What would make you happy?

Fuck, why am I paying you?

You can't even catch this dickhead!

You can't do anything right!

A bunch of jerks taking me for a fool.

Shit, why don't you go fuck yourselves?

Cut it out, Jacques! That idiot got away, that's all.

You're a bunch of amateurs!

Shit, you were three against one!

I knew you wouldn't lose any time.

You beat your record.

You're giving me ideas.

Do you mind?

Oh, suck me!

Shove your finger in.

Keep going!

That's good! Your tongue!

Oh, fuck me! Oh, fuck me!

Oh, that's good!

Oh, that's good!

I'm coming!

You like it?

Oh yes, that's it, I'm coming!

Me too.

You're my brother, we were brought up the same way.

So how can you be so stupid?

There are always problems with you.

You'd better steal five-hundred franc bills.

Shit, it's worth ten million!

You've always had connections. Find me a good fence.

No, I can't help you with that.

Fine, I'll go it alone like always,

but you could at least lend me a few bucks.

With thirty percent interest.

Don't spend it all on whores.

Alright, mom.

Do you know a place where I could hide?

I've just bought an isolated little house in Normandy.

Claudine is out there all alone.

You could keep an eye on her during the vacation.

First, you lend me money, then, you lend me a house.

But don't forget, these stones belong to me.

You won't rip me off anymore.

You don't have a high opinion of your brother, pal.

I'm not a swindler.

If anything should happen to me, your daughter will be my sole heir.

You'll have nothing left but your eyes to cry with.

Hello, are you looking for someone?

Claudine?

Yes, I'm Claudine, and you must be my uncle Laurent.

Well, you've become very pretty.

You still look young.

Don't give compliments to men, they believe them.

By the way, your father asked me to say hello to you.

He called earlier to tell me that the black sheep of the family was coming.

Let's go inside.

You got lots of books.

You're studying?

Yes, I'm preparing for my exams.

I'm eighteen years old.

Come in.

You're really cute.

Claudine, what would your father say?

What are you afraid of?

No one will know except you and me.

Believe me, I won't say anything.

Do you know what it's called? Well, it's called incest.

I know, but don't worry, I've already practiced it.

What!

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's good.

Oh yes, that's good.

They're all crazy.

Yes, take it in your mouth.

Yes, keep going like that. Take it in your mouth.

Your tongue.

You're hurting me.

Oh, that's good!

Oh yes, I'm gonna come!

Jerk me off, make my cum come out.

You're gonna make me come! Watch out!

You were afraid I'd come in your eyes?

Now boarding at gate 32.

Excuse me, Is this flight 420?

Yes. Don't bother with your passport.

Come on.

Cheers!

To you. To us, my love.

I've never fucked at ten thousand feet.

I'm sure it must be Seventh Heaven.

Wait, I'll help you.

It's all yours.

Keep an eye out.

I've always dreamed of getting sucked off in the sky.

Suck it good, honey.

If the diamonds start to slip out, you can sit on this.

Yes, faster.

Oh, that's good.

I have news.

Do you want to know who helped Laurent smuggle the diamonds?

Come on, spit it out. Tell me her name.

Her name is Nadine Lobeau.

She works for a rich family in Saint-Cloud.

It's nearby.

She'd do anything for Laurent.

Do you have her phone number?

Yes.

Here it is.

Deschamps.

We must act quickly if we want to catch her.

Hello?

Hello.

I'd like to speak to Nadine Lobeau.

It's me. Who's calling?

I'm a friend of Mr. Mercier, and he asked me to call you.

Don't worry, he just has some troubles.

What kind of troubles?

I have no idea.

He only said he needed to see you as soon as possible.

But I need to talk to him.

He's not here.

He told me he wants to see you this afternoon.

Where are we supposed to meet?

Three forty-two at Park Avenue.

You won't forget, miss?

No, sir.

Fine. Thank you and goodbye, miss.

Well, you've got yourself a date.

I got it, boss.

Hey!

Laurent?

Is anybody here?

Laurent?

- On your knees! - Who are you?

Let go of me!

I have some questions to ask you.

When did you last see Laurent?

A week ago.

What did he want?

I wanted him to fuck me, but I like your big cock better.

What did he want you to do?

It's a secret.

Don't try to fuck with me.

Tell the truth!

You've got the biggest cock I've ever seen.

What did he want?

He picked up something.

What did he pick up?

Come on, speak up!

Oh, yes!

It was diamonds.

And what did you do?

I crossed the border with the diamonds for him.

Yes! Oh yes!

Let me warm your gorgeous black cock.

Let me take it in my mouth.

Come on.

Suck it good.

There you go.

Hey, don't swallow it all, you'll suffocate.

That's it.

That's enough with the blowjob.

Now tell me, how did you smuggle the diamonds.

Only if you fuck me.

- Coming in your mouth will be enough. - No.

Come on, where are they?

Where your beautiful cock should be.

In your cunt? That better be true.

You'd better take a look.

Let's check this out.

Come on. Come on!

I told you, there is no pussy big enough for my cock.

Try again.

Impossible.

Only the head goes in.

Fuck me in the ass.

It's really too tight.

You're in the wrong hole.

Raise your ass higher.

Take that, you slut!

I have less trouble when I jerk off.

Oh, you're in!

Oh yes!

Now your ass is stuffed.

I can go on for hours.

Oh, that's good! Oh, that's good!

- Oh yes! - Shut up, you're bothering me.

Harder! Harder!

I don't feel anything.

Harder!

Your ass is stuffed, slut.

Harder! Harder!

More! More!

I haven't had enough!

Harder! Harder!

You won't be able to sit for days.

You wanted it, you got it!

I'm coming!

- Did you take them out? - Yes.

You're walking like you still have them between your legs.

I can't walk any faster with these high heels.

- What are you doing? - Open the window, please.

Laurent, you want to do it again?

Come on, turn around!

- No, not in front of the driver. - Don't worry, I'll take care of him.

Take this and keep your eyes on the road.

Come on, turn around!

- Can't you wait? - No.

This thing is stuck.

Watch the road.

Yeah, yeah.

Careful with my skirt.

I'm so turned on.

Just my luck.

Be careful with the back seat, it's' brand new.

Keep your eyes on the road, pal.

I can't believe it.

- They're going to do it in my taxi. - Laurent!

Your ass is superb.

I've been doing this job for five years.

And that's never happened to me.

I can't believe what I'm seeing.

It's not surprising, considering how ugly you are.

Watch the road.

- Can I say something? - What?

If she's a professional, she'd better not expose her ass.

Laurent, should I let him insult me?

No, honey. Piss in his taxi!

Oh no!

Fuck her but be careful that the cops don't spot you.

I can't believe it.

Doing this in my taxi...

Oh no, don't do that, Laurent!

Why, honey? You've always liked having a finger in your asshole.

Yes, but not when someone is looking.

He's not gonna see your asshole because I'm gonna put my cock in it.

Hey, hey!

My car is not a brothel.

You didn't complain when I gave you money, huh?

Alright, fine, but don't ruin my back seat.

I just had it changed.

- Keep your hands on the wheel! - I'm keeping my hands on the wheel.

Watch the road.

I can't believe it, I can't believe it.

And to think that I've never seen a porn movie...

Hey, watch out! There's a red light!

Come on, hide!

That's it, they saw you!

They took down my license number.

You're a worrier, huh?

That's really funny...

If we get caught, I'm the one who will be fined.

- Yeah, yeah... - I don't want to lose my car and my job.

- Francine, I'm gonna come. - Not yet.

Not on my leather skirt.

And not on my back seat.

No, shit, don't do that!

Oh no, be careful with my back seat, for God's sake!

He's going to come on my...

He's going to ruin my back seat.

We're going to have an accident if you keep going like that.

Oh, Laurent, I'm coming!

Take your hands off me.

For God's sake, can't you see I'm driving.

It's a taxi, not a brothel!

Take your money back and get out!

- But I didn't come yet. - I don't give a fuck. Get out!

If you stay in my car, I will castrate you.

I can't walk with these shoes.

It's your fault. Now I have to put my pants back on.

Good riddance! Go fuck yourselves in the ass elsewhere!

- You morons! - Jerk!

- You're the jerk! - Come on.

It's the ideal place to make love. There's no one around for a mile.

Here in front of the flowers.

Here.

There.

Oh, that's good!

Oh, make me come.

Oh, kiss me.

Oh, Laurent. I'm coming, I'm coming!

Oh, Laurent!

You're coming, too.

Oh, come!

Careful with my brand new jacket.

Well, don't mind me.

Would you like me to help you get dressed?

We're sorry, we thought this was private property.

It's full of ants here.

Yeah, right...

They're all over the place.

We didn't intend to break the law.

We were just making love.

Yes, but it wasn't necessary to ruin the flowerbed to make love.

Huh?

Well, damage to public property...

Here, you lost something.

What's in there?

That's mine. It's... It's Vaseline.

- You know it's to... - Yes, yes...

Miss, do you know what I keep telling my daughter?

I keep telling her that her virtue is worth every diamond in the world.

You're right.

Five hundred francs, please.

- Well, next time you... - Fine.

I'll give you a receipt.

Your receipt.

And I advise you not to do that again.

Could you give us back the Vaseline?

If I ever catch you at it again, I'll confiscate it.

Thank you.

And don't come back.