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Come on!
Come here!
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No! I'm gonna do it!
I swear I will!
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Let me go!
Stop it!
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Stop it!
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Stop it!
I'm telling you!
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Give me that!
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Give it to... Drop it!
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You're gonna cut both
of us! What do you care?
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You said you was gonna
kill yourself anyway.
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Stop it.
Give it to me!
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Give me that glass of piece!
It's dangerous!
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It's a piece of glass.
You said glass of piece.
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Well, give it to me.
I don't care what I said.
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Come on.
And get up.
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Quit actin' silly.
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If I can cut that thing
right off your arm,
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then I might have
a reason to live.
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You're the one that told me
to get it covered up.
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Talk to that dopehead
that done it.
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He's the one that told me it
was artistic to do it that way...
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pointy, not blocky.
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Well, it's still a rose.
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Crossed out name or not,
24 hours a day a rose.
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And to top it off, you got that feather
or whatever down by your crotch.
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I know it's just a cover-up job
that's hidin' your true feelings.
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What if I had your brother's
name tattooed by my deal?
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A sex reminder every time
you went to fool with me.
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That's how I live every day
of my life, rain or shine.
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Honey, a rose
is just a symbol...
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that represents a flower
called a rose.
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And you ought to be damn proud that I
covered her name up with a feather that way,
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'cause I done it for you
out of love.
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Bullshit!
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I stayed on your ass is the
only reason you fixed any of it.
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And the only reason you got
that one that means "God"...
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is to take my attention off
of her being all over you!
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I didn't necessarily say it meant "God."
That one guy in there said it meant "God."
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The other guy said it was a weed
whacker on a Communist flag or somethin'.
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And they don't even
believe in God... or Jesus.
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Honey, I just picked it off
a picture on the wall...
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'cause it called out
to me cosmic.
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And you know I'd put your
name on me anytime, anywhere.
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I don't want it! You think
I wanna be just like her?
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Thanks, and no thanks.
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Thanks, and no thanks! Thanks,
and no thanks! Thanks, and no thanks!
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Communists don't believe
in God or Jesus?
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I heard they're short
on toilet paper too.
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How do you know that?
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That guy I used to work with,
the one I told you about,
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till this tractor run over him
and killed him?
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He told me.
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I'll be dogged.
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I didn't know about that.
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Come on, baby.
Let's go in the house.
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Okay.
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Hey, look.
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Does my belly look flat
as it did yesterday?
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Of course it does. Are you
sure? Because it feels bloated.
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Sugar, it's not.
Come on.
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You'll have to promise me that
you won't leave me if I get fat.
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Hand me them candy corn,
will you, sugar?
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Sure, baby.
Thank you, baby.
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Honey, it ain't that I don't
wanna go see your mama.
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It's that we can't afford to go to
Nashville and back. I done told you that.
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It takes gas money to go places.
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You don't wanna go see my mama 'cause
you hate her. I bet if Rose wanted...
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Oh, come on. Don't start
that shit with me again.
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Well, what if I used to fuck your
brother? You wouldn't like that a bit.
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I didn't used to fuck your
sister. She was my girlfriend.
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- We didn't fuck.
- You didn't fuck her?
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Of course I fucked her!
She's my girlfriend!
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You know what I mean by that.
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All your mama's gonna do is talk
about your damn old boyfriends.
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- Here we go.
- How great they were.
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I'm sick and tired of
hearin' them damn stories.
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I've heard 'em a hundred times.
And they were idiots, every one of 'em!
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Oh, so I'm such a dumb-ass,
I went with idiots all the time?
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- Hey, you said it, honey.
- You like to hurt my feelings, don't you?
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Okay, you're not a dumb-ass.
I'm sorry.
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But they were fuckin' idiots.
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Every last one of 'em
was little-dicked idiots!
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Muscle men, half of 'em,
which I know you like.
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Fuck every one of 'em!
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- You hate my whole family, don't you?
- I love your family.
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Does that mean
I have to love yours?
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Honey, you're gonna have to quit
actin' like you're gonna kill yourself.
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It's embarrassin'.
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You know the neighbours talk about us,
don't you? You fucked my sister!
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You was 13 years old!
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Did you want me
to get thrown in jail?
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I couldn't fuck you,
could I? Back then?
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- It's on the washer.
- Where's my brush?
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Hello?
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You're shittin' me.
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Is J.C. livin' there now?
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Okay. All right.
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We'll call you at 12:00.
Bye.
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Who was it?
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Honey, it was my daddy.
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Uncle Hazel's been thrown
in jail for armed robbery.
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What?
Yeah.
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We're gonna have to go to
Little Rock. His bail's pretty high.
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Uncle Hazel?
Yeah.
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Well, what's he doin' committin'
a crime like armed robbery?
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I don't know, honey.
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Can you slice that bologna
a little thinner?
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You know how Ruby is
about thin meat for sandwiches.
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Well, it's pretty thin.
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Hey, Dewey,
is bologna pretty lean?
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I think so. I mean,
fat content-wise?
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Oh, it's good, it's good.
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What do you say we just
put it on ticket, Dewey?
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Well, now, Claude,
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you-your bill's pretty darn high
right now as it is,
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and you ain't paid so much as a
nickel on it as long as I can remember.
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Now if you'd, you know, just pay
a little somethin' on it every month,
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so it looked like
you're tryin'...
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is all.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You're self-employed.
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You don't have to work for the
county for five and a quarter an hour.
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I have to feed a woman
that acts like...
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there ain't gonna be no more
food and is skinny as a rail.
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I don't get it. She ordered
a goddam C.O.D. elephant.
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A ceramic elephant. C.O.D. Now...
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Her signature was right on it.
You don't know what it's like, man.
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Claude, you oughtn't take
the Lord's name in vain...
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when you're talkin' to
a deacon of the church, now.
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You've just went to pot ever since
your folks moved up Little Rock.
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Your daddy paid his bills.
I tell you what, then.
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You just keep your damn
thick-ass bologna. Here.
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No-No... Claude.
There you go. Keep it.
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Keep it!
I don't give a shit!
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You just sit here
in your air-conditioned store...
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while I cut weeds
and fill potholes.
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And your church can kiss my ass.
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The only reason y'all go to
church is to show off new clothes.
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Don't think I don't know
about stuff like that.
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And you don't give a shit
about Jesus.
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Jesus was a carpenter.
He was like me.
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He worked for a livin',
buildin' chairs.
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Are you still
an alcoholic, Claude?
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Can you slice me
another pound of bologna?
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She'll have my ass if I don't
bring it home. We're goin' on a trip.
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How come she's gotta come down here
at all? Ain't her people locked up in jail.
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Honey, the whole family's
gonna be there.
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Now, your daddy and them
is my family, and vice versa.
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Other words,
Mama and Rose is your family.
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My folks should be involved
in any big-time situations.
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In other words,
a crisis situation.
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But how come we have to wait for
her to come all the way from Nashville...
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to ride 81 miles?
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Why don't she just go to Little Rock?
We'll done be there and meet her.
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Honey, it's what she wants.
She ain't gettin' any younger.
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- You know all she'll talk about is your damn ex-boyfriends.
- Here we go.
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- Who wants to listen to that shit in their right mind?
- You hate her, plain and simple.
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It ain't gonna take her no hour
anyway. She's flyin' on an airplane.
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Flyin' on an airplane?
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Now, see there? She can afford
to fly down here on an airplane.
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We can't even afford
some damn bologna...
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and candy... dreams or
whatever they are. Candy corn.
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Wait a minute.
We ain't got no airport.
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In Little Rock.
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Well, yeah, in Little Rock.
That's my point.
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She'll be flyin' into Little Rock.
It's the only place to fly into.
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She'll done be there.
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Honey, she's got somethin' she wants
to talk to us about on the ride up there.
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She's gonna get a taxicab in
Little Rock to bring her out here.
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Then she's gonna ride up to Little
Rock with us so she can talk to us.
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See?
Want some candy corn?
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- That rash I get.
- Oh, yeah.
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Y'all are wired different,
you and your mama.
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There's something off about you.
Your common sense is off. Honey...
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Hey, baby, will you...
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Will you rub my foot, while we're
waitin' for Mama and them, with Jergens?
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Mama and them who?
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Mama and them, Rose.
Rose is comin' too.
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She is?
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Don't act so damn happy
just 'cause you fucked her.
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You're a sacrilegious person,
you know that?
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I've explained
and explained to you.
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If it's your girlfriend, you don't call
it fuckin'. Now, don't call it fuckin'.
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You're hurtin' my foot.
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So you don't mind ridin' up to Little Rock
all the way in the car with me and Rose?
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She is my sister,
and I love her!
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I just don't like it
that you fucked her!
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And I call it fucking,
'cause that's what you did!
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Look what you did.
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You wanna play
some cards or dominoes?
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You know me and dominoes.
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I sure do, baby.
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Y'all go to church today,
honey? It's Saturday, Mom.
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What are you gonna do about work,
Claude? What do you mean?
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Well, what kind of work are you doing now,
Claude? You switch around so much.
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How come Uncle Hazel
would rob a liquor store?
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Ruby says that you are doin'
some kind of forestry work?
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It wasn't a liquor store,
was it, honey?
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I'm cuttin' weeds for the county. No,
honey, it was one of them quick-stop marts.
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How come he married a psychiatrist,
reckon? I thought it was a foot doctor.
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- A psychiatrist.
- She's from England or something, I believe.
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What's the difference between a
psychiatrist and a psychologist?
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Well, one of 'em can give you
dope and the other one can't.
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That's what I heard.
Downers and uppers.
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Claude, if you hadn't left
poor Rose,
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you'd be with her right now
ridin' to Little Rock.
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Don't her hairdo look good?
Mama.
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I left him.
He didn't leave me.
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That ain't the way you
told it before. Jewel,
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in the name of God,
please give me some peace about that.
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It was ten years ago. Poor
thing's had ulcers ever since.
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Hello! I'm here!
I happen to be his wife, Mama!
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Ain't you got any manners? I
didn't mean anything by it, honey.
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I was just braggin'
on your sister's hair.
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Would've gotten the colour part done too,
except I had to buy these shoes.
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What do you think, Claude?
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Looks good. What's that? Some kind
of little strawberries or somethin' on it?
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Ruby, who was that boy...
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that you thought
got you pregnant at camp...
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Goddam it!
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I am sick of that shit. Ain't you got
somethin' else better to talk about?
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It turned out
she wasn't pregnant anyhow.
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Shit!
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Y'all can have it.
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I'm just gonna get out of here,
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and y'all can drive
to Daddy and them's...
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or go to Nashville,
whatever you wanna do.
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I'm gonna go to the bus station at Arkadelphia
and just go on a bus the rest of the way.
228
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,966
Ain't you gonna go after him?
229
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:37,836
Not when he's like that.
It won't do no good.
230
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:40,206
Gets them dead eyes.
You can't talk to him.
231
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:43,006
If he was mine, I'd go get him.
232
00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:47,830
You kiss my ass. You gonna
drive or you want me to?
233
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:04,412
If I don't go on a diet and lose
my rear end, I'm gonna kill myself.
234
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,820
Oh, shit.
235
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:24,406
Figured you'd be in here
this time of night. Hey.
236
00:16:24,430 --> 00:16:26,846
- You and her have a fight?
- Yeah.
237
00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:28,970
- Need a ride?
- Yeah.
238
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:51,090
How's it goin', Al?
239
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,570
Who is that?
240
00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:06,718
That's that psychologist
Hazel married.
241
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:17,582
I wondered what she looked like.
242
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:21,250
I guess that's it, then.
243
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:27,830
Yeah, well, I'm gonna go to bed.
244
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:32,922
Well, some of y'all wake
me up to eat in the mornin'.
245
00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:44,326
She looks kind of English,
don't she?
246
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:53,972
Ruby's in there in my room
if you're lookin' for her.
247
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:56,966
How are you gettin' along,
Alvin?
248
00:17:56,990 --> 00:18:01,022
Oh, I stay nervous
just about all the time.
249
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:04,300
Yeah, me too.
250
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,300
Hi.
Hi, sugar.
251
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,970
Hey, baby.
252
00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:14,886
How come everybody else
is asleep and you're not?
253
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:17,156
Do you like this colour
fingernail polish?
254
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,226
I can't hardly see it,
can you? Yeah.
255
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,426
You know, I feel as good
as I've felt in a long time.
256
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,980
That's good, honey.
257
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,396
Boy, Hazel's wife sure looks English,
don't she?
258
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,496
I took a bath
and washed my hair.
259
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,966
I like to sit with an open
window with my hair wet,
260
00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:38,106
fiddle around with little things
like fingernail polish.
261
00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:40,906
It's like a little hobby,
you know? Yeah.
262
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:44,000
I like to be clean, don't you?
263
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:48,010
Oh, yeah, sure.
Well, you gotta be clean.
264
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,740
Yeah.
265
00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:56,622
I like to be up when
there ain't nobody else up.
266
00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:59,696
Feels like
the whole world's asleep.
267
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:04,040
Can't nothin' get you
or bother you, you know?
268
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:08,336
Well, it seems to me that's
when everything can get you.
269
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,076
That's when folks
get knocked in the head...
270
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,276
and shot and cut up
and everything... at night.
271
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,346
But I don't wanna think about
things like that right now.
272
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:20,616
So if you're gonna keep talkin' about it,
you're gonna have to sleep on the couch.
273
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:25,056
I don't think so. Besides that,
that Englishwoman's on the couch.
274
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,010
Oh, yeah.
275
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:34,396
Ain't you gonna ask me
how I've been?
276
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:38,932
Well, I thought maybe
you'd ask me how I'd been.
277
00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:42,466
Well, I've had a belly full of
gas all day. That's how I've been.
278
00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:45,100
Oh. Yeah.
279
00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:51,646
Boy, you got
a pretty foot, honey.
280
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,770
Thank you, baby.
281
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,286
You don't reckon we can find
some place to fuck around here...
282
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:06,054
where there ain't
nobody layin', do you?
283
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,260
Well, it's a nice night
out tonight.
284
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:14,036
There's about six or eight
car hoods in the front yard.
285
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:17,176
You're so fond of that.
Yeah, I am.
286
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:22,864
Plus, I just love the way you
look in the light of the moon.
287
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:28,416
This ain't the time of the month when it's
easier for you to have a little old baby, is it?
288
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,540
No, I don't think so.
289
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,586
Would you still love me
if I was gonna have a baby...
290
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,826
and got to be a big fat lady?
291
00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:40,650
Of course I would, baby.
292
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,426
I wouldn't care
what you looked like.
293
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,360
You're my baby.
294
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:51,376
Plus, it'd be like that
famous quotation, you know:
295
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,346
"There'd be more than
twice of you to love."
296
00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:57,446
I believe Ben Franklin
or one of 'em said it.
297
00:20:57,470 --> 00:21:00,716
Some of them bunch that
signed the Constitution.
298
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,770
I never heard that.
299
00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,610
How you been, honey?
300
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:12,480
Fine. You?
301
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,620
It's been a long day.
302
00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:40,650
- Claude.
- Oh, yeah. Well, I guess.
303
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:45,796
Mama made that little-bitty sausage
for breakfast. Y'all better come on.
304
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:48,626
It's funny you to bring up meat
right off the bat that way.
305
00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:51,366
I was havin' a dream that there was
a recall on some meat somewhere.
306
00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:56,266
I believe it must've been California.
Everybody was blonde-headed.
307
00:21:56,290 --> 00:21:58,736
It might've been Switzerland
or one of them places then.
308
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,170
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
309
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,640
But the sun was out.
310
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:08,346
Well, it probably
was California then.
311
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,280
Or Florida.
312
00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:15,350
Well...
313
00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:18,896
- we'll be in in a minute.
- Oh, boy.
314
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,790
I slept so good
in that bed last night.
315
00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:25,166
Well, I know one thing.
You slept on most of it.
316
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:28,166
You didn't leave me
but two foot to sleep on.
317
00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:30,936
How'd you sleep
last night, O.T.?
318
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,846
Not worth a shit 'cause
of all that racket outside.
319
00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:39,346
Don't think I didn't know you took
little Rose to bed on top of my car.
320
00:22:39,370 --> 00:22:42,616
Well, Daddy, what'd you expect
me to do? We had a full house.
321
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,086
Why don't you try to keep your horse
in the barn for a couple of nights...
322
00:22:45,110 --> 00:22:48,586
till your Uncle Hazel gets out from
under all them charges he's up against.
323
00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:50,656
That ain't no kind of respect.
324
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,226
So you know, O.T.,
that was me...
325
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:55,366
makin' love to my husband.
326
00:22:55,390 --> 00:22:59,260
He quit Rose quite a while back.
327
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:03,104
Why don't you
correct somebody for once?
328
00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:06,706
Oh, Claude was just sayin'
last night...
329
00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:09,370
Isn't Rose pretty?
330
00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:11,970
Goddam you, Mama.
331
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,656
Claude was just sayin'
last night, Julia,
332
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,380
that you sure look English.
333
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:26,680
I was, and you do.
334
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,726
You just look English. Don't she? She
looks English. You do. She looks English.
335
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:33,666
How come none of us was invited
to you and Hazel's wedding, Julia?
336
00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:37,976
Well, we just had a quick
ceremony down at the courthouse...
337
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,446
with witnesses,
not a proper religious ceremony.
338
00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:43,506
- Your parents were there.
- Well, we just figured...
339
00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:46,646
we'd be invited, you know,
being family and all.
340
00:23:46,670 --> 00:23:49,956
I'm a massage therapist and a
health and fitness nut, you know.
341
00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:52,056
Max here,
he works for the Gazette.
342
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,856
Gazette Democrat now.
He's from Chicago.
343
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,826
I'm really sorry. We just did
it rather suddenly, you know.
344
00:23:57,850 --> 00:24:00,326
We just kind of got
our feelings hurt.
345
00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:02,766
I mean, God, Hazel
is my uncle, after all.
346
00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:07,666
I mean, he was always sayin' how
pretty and how sexy he thought I was.
347
00:24:07,690 --> 00:24:10,800
Well, not in the gross way.
348
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,836
Speakin' of gross, Billy,
349
00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:15,870
this woman is from England.
350
00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:19,946
Do you want her to think all Americans
are whiny-assed little shits like you?
351
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:21,986
Is that what you want?
352
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:33,056
Reckon we can stop at
Pizza Boy after church?
353
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:37,196
I have to go see Uncle Hazel
in jail after church.
354
00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:40,390
Sure like me some pizza.
355
00:24:42,530 --> 00:24:44,906
Well, let's see, I guess...
356
00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:46,836
I guess maybe
we'd better take two cars.
357
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,376
We're not Methodists. Me and the girls,
we can stay here.
358
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,416
And we'll meet up after church
with ya. Ruby can drive their car.
359
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,816
And you just go on and you just
take Alvin and your mama and daddy.
360
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,456
- That's four of ya.
- And Bill and Max in theirs. That works out.
361
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:06,396
Just go. Now,
that's not right, little Rose.
362
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:09,566
You need to go to church
with Claude.
363
00:25:09,590 --> 00:25:12,066
A woman needs to be
in church with her husband.
364
00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:16,266
I just wish everybody'd
get on the same page.
365
00:25:16,290 --> 00:25:18,330
Thank you, Jesus.
366
00:25:18,430 --> 00:25:21,846
We'd like to keep the
Montgomery family in our prayers...
367
00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:24,800
as O.T.'s brother, Hazel,
368
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,740
was incarcerated recently...
369
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,580
for...
370
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,616
I believe it was burglary,
wasn't it, O.T.?
371
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:36,650
- Armed robbery.
- Armed robbery, then.
372
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:44,566
You don't have to tell
the whole town, Daddy.
373
00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:49,390
Brother Rush, would you
strike something up for us?
374
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:01,916
Then you tell him to get
hisself back out there and fix it.
375
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,940
Well... Little...
376
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,456
How'd he like to have his
ass whooped? Tell him that.
377
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,526
Y'all stay off
my hind end back there.
378
00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:10,656
I'm goin' as fast as I can.
379
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,726
Ain't nothin' for me to whoop a
plumber's ass, I guarantee ya.
380
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:16,650
Well, at least this is
a clean jail.
381
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:20,566
I guarantee you...
Bring him back out there.
382
00:26:20,590 --> 00:26:24,936
We'll have a squared-off place for him. I'll
just take care of him right then and there.
383
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,876
Hey, listen... Hey, y'all,
384
00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:29,406
you can't just walk through here like that,
pretty as you please.
385
00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:31,376
Get back over here.
I got to check you out.
386
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,010
Hey, y'all.
387
00:26:35,110 --> 00:26:37,710
Here's your wife.
388
00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:43,626
Hazel,
are you gettin' along all right in here?
389
00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:47,966
Yeah, it's all right. Can you...
Can you sleep pretty good?
390
00:26:47,990 --> 00:26:49,996
Yeah, all right.
Yeah?
391
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:53,266
That's a hell of a thing to watch
a big brother and a baby brother...
392
00:26:53,290 --> 00:26:56,106
talkin' to one another
on the jailhouse phone.
393
00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:59,560
I said,
394
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:04,476
it's a hell of a thing to see a
big brother and a baby brother...
395
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:08,586
talkin' to one another on
a jailhouse phone. Yeah.
396
00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:10,856
I'm sorry that
everything's greasy.
397
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,186
Take a towel or somethin'
and wipe it off. Yeah.
398
00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:17,956
Somethin' about a jail
gets me kind of horny,
399
00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:19,880
even in the movies.
400
00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,620
What do you mean?
401
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,806
You mean because there's men in here? No,
baby.
402
00:27:28,830 --> 00:27:30,906
You mean 'cause there's men in here,
No.
403
00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:32,906
And they're built up and they're
muscle men, and you like that.
404
00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:36,046
I do not. That's exactly what
you're talking about, isn't it?
405
00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:38,246
So I guess I'd better
get built up more...
406
00:27:38,270 --> 00:27:43,146
to keep you from runnin' off
with a goddam criminal.
407
00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:46,010
Claude and little Rose...
408
00:27:46,110 --> 00:27:48,086
drove all the way
from Arkadelphia...
409
00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:53,870
One of these days I'm gonna do it,
Claude. You watch and see.
410
00:27:55,090 --> 00:28:01,766
Honey, you know Daddy's senile. He knows
damn well we don't live in Arkadelphia.
411
00:28:01,790 --> 00:28:03,730
Honey?
412
00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:05,600
Good morning.
413
00:28:08,030 --> 00:28:09,930
Hello.
414
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:16,748
They usually don't come in
on a Sunday.
415
00:28:20,110 --> 00:28:22,726
Hello. Welcome, everyone. Hello.
416
00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:26,580
Come on in. Here
we go. Hi. Come on in.
417
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,166
Hi. I'm Lawrence Boen.
This is my wife, Elaine.
418
00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:33,720
Hello.
I'm actually a partner.
419
00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:37,206
In the firm. I'm not
just his partner in life.
420
00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:40,606
Yes, that's right. We're Mr...
We're Mr Montgomery's attorneys.
421
00:28:40,630 --> 00:28:43,530
Yes, and they would know that.
422
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,840
Sure they would.
423
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:50,656
Obviously, Julie and I have gotten
to know one another quite well...
424
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,916
as this thing, you know,
has gone on.
425
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:56,886
And I assume that, that the rest of
us... I've gotten to know Julia too...
426
00:28:56,910 --> 00:28:58,956
get acquainted as time goes
on. because there are two of us.
427
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:03,090
Great. You see,
we... we just had brunch,
428
00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:05,220
Lawrence and I.
429
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,076
Okay, well, I thought that,
430
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:15,906
we'd get started by just
getting to know one another...
431
00:29:15,930 --> 00:29:18,616
and letting you know
where we are thus far...
432
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,786
Lawrence, perhaps... they
might like to sit down first.
433
00:29:22,810 --> 00:29:25,686
You see,
Lawrence is from Chicago.
434
00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:28,086
So sometimes his manners
slip a little.
435
00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:30,920
I'm Canadian.
Enough said.
436
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,480
Please, sit down.
Yeah.
437
00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:36,480
Please. Go on and have a seat.
438
00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:45,336
Why don't you sit in the middle? This seat,
sir.
439
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,376
That's fine right there.
It's very comfortable.
440
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,276
Are you going to sit down?
Jewel, you sit over here.
441
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:51,716
Okay. What about
his wife Julia?
442
00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:54,316
Well, she's been here before.
No, I'm fine.
443
00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:58,780
It's perfectly all right.
I love your hat.
444
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,010
I'm not very comfy.
445
00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:04,580
Thank you.
Sure.
446
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,156
I'd like to start by,
just saying that...
447
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:09,126
we have started
formulating our case.
448
00:30:09,150 --> 00:30:11,866
I'm actually
the head of the firm.
449
00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:15,066
I brought Lawrence in
when we married.
450
00:30:15,090 --> 00:30:20,106
You see, when my father moved
to Little Rock from Toronto...
451
00:30:20,130 --> 00:30:22,746
Elaine, I don't think they wanna
hear about all that right now.
452
00:30:22,770 --> 00:30:25,800
As a...
Oh. Okay, Mr Whatever.
453
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:30,070
Let's just cut
to the brass tacks, shall we?
454
00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:33,040
Attempted murder.
455
00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:37,156
It's a very serious charge, and I'm afraid
it looks very bad for Mr Hazel Montgomery.
456
00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:40,626
It also looks like a basically
open-and-shut case for the prosecution.
457
00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:42,866
Well, I'm actually quite sure...
458
00:30:42,890 --> 00:30:45,766
70... 70 percent sure... that we
can have this reduced to assault.
459
00:30:45,790 --> 00:30:49,536
Oh, bullshit! Oh,
be straight with these people, Lawrence.
460
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,936
I mean, my God,
look how many of them there are.
461
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,830
Attempted murder?
462
00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:59,416
Well, I thought
it was armed robbery.
463
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,210
That's what y'all said.
464
00:31:02,310 --> 00:31:04,380
I sugarcoated it.
465
00:31:09,980 --> 00:31:13,756
Because of the nature of
my work as a psychologist,
466
00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:16,896
I thought it would be
a great, um,
467
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:21,106
marital aid, so to speak,
for Hazel to learn more about what I do.
468
00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:24,090
Marital aid?
469
00:31:24,190 --> 00:31:26,900
- What?
- Marital aid.
470
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,700
Oh. Marital...
471
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,940
Okay. Sure.
472
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:37,956
What does that have to do with?
Are y'all makin' fun of marriage?
473
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,180
Well, hell, no, honey.
474
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,926
We're not makin' fun
of marriage.
475
00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:45,056
We're talkin' about
a marital aid.
476
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,096
It's just a little old plug
with a string on it.
477
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,320
That's all right.
Um...
478
00:31:50,390 --> 00:31:55,006
Yes, it was indeed very helpful in
understanding what we each deal with every day.
479
00:31:55,030 --> 00:31:57,330
And Hazel...
480
00:31:57,430 --> 00:32:02,946
Do you know he really started
to feel some real self-worth?
481
00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:07,986
He was helping people, you know,
and not just "selling wood," as he put it.
482
00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:11,286
Claude, you sold
a little wood, hadn't you?
483
00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:15,050
In my time.
484
00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:23,166
Well, then this fellow
Tommy Christian started calling.
485
00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:26,838
Actually, you gave it away,
didn't you?
486
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,206
Goddam you, Claude.
Can't you give me one night...
487
00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:34,306
where you don't drive me crazy
and break my heart?
488
00:32:34,330 --> 00:32:36,476
Well, don't give me shit about
it. Talk to your sister there.
489
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:39,470
Tommy was very disturbed.
490
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:46,616
And he started talking to Hazel
incessantly about thoughts of suicide.
491
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,186
Hazel practically
became his therapist.
492
00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:51,796
A Russian that wrote Lolita.
493
00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:54,296
He took that word
and split it in two...
494
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,866
to where it came out
"the rapist."
495
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:58,866
But what happened is,
Hazel made the mistake...
496
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:01,306
of meeting Tommy in person.
497
00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:06,376
Tommy became obsessed with Hazel, started
calling him in the middle of the night.
498
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,546
All the time. At home, at work,
always threatening suicide.
499
00:33:10,570 --> 00:33:12,976
Hazel couldn't stand
the son of a bitch.
500
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,046
He was about to drive him crazy, so he went over
there and tried to kill him with a doorstop.
501
00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:20,116
Yes, well,
that's the short version.
502
00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:24,186
- Around here that's better.
- Hazel maintains his innocence,
503
00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,050
and I believe him.
504
00:33:26,150 --> 00:33:31,490
I could go into why,
but, um, perhaps another time.
505
00:33:31,590 --> 00:33:35,046
We could all use some rest,
I'm sure.
506
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,336
Could I ask you a question?
507
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:42,346
Like, a businesslike question about
your psychology business you got?
508
00:33:42,370 --> 00:33:45,070
Certainly, Claude, yes.
509
00:33:45,170 --> 00:33:50,046
Now, are you the one that can
give out dope or the one that can't?
510
00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:53,480
So which one of you
used it on who?
511
00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:55,580
What?
The plug deal!
512
00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:06,196
Mama, please quit playin'
that monkey.
513
00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:28,436
Claude Montgomery,
political science.
514
00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:33,050
Linebacker.
515
00:34:39,390 --> 00:34:43,166
Listen, I don't know. I could
explain it to you better, maybe.
516
00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:46,576
Listen, y'all stay off
them cars tonight.
517
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,230
I wanna get me some sleep.
518
00:34:49,330 --> 00:34:51,476
Well, I don't think you
gotta worry about it, Daddy.
519
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,616
I mean, Ruby's
mad as hell at me tonight.
520
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,000
What's that got
to do with anything?
521
00:34:59,510 --> 00:35:01,486
Well, I-I-I tell you the truth,
522
00:35:01,510 --> 00:35:04,526
I'm just...
I'm just wore plumb out.
523
00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:07,056
Rose looks like
she's mended up a little.
524
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,966
She ain't finally carryin' me
a little grandbaby, is she?
525
00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:15,886
Daddy, I wouldn't have a
clue what Rose is carryin'.
526
00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:19,706
Well, good night. Y'all
say a little prayer for Hazel.
527
00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:23,176
Yeah,
we will. I had an awful dream about him...
528
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,676
gettin' cornholed
down at the jailhouse...
529
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:28,100
by a gang of white guys.
530
00:35:47,790 --> 00:35:50,690
Hey, sweetheart.
How ya doin'?
531
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,100
Yeah, that's right.
532
00:35:55,270 --> 00:35:58,630
I don't know.
Whatever you wanna do.
533
00:36:10,650 --> 00:36:12,750
See there?
534
00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:50,054
What do you say, puddin'?
What you doin', playin'?
535
00:36:50,590 --> 00:36:53,496
You better start talkin'.
I want it all.
536
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,836
Don't you let another minute
go by without telling me...
537
00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:59,076
every little nasty-ass
bit of it.
538
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:01,246
It's my right to know
what I'm dealin' with here.
539
00:37:01,270 --> 00:37:03,606
'Cause if you used that contraption on her,
whatever it is,
540
00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:07,986
tuggin' in and out of my sister or you tuggin'
in and out of her, I have the right to know.
541
00:37:08,010 --> 00:37:10,316
You mean her tuggin'
in and out of me.
542
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:13,286
You said me tuggin' it out of her, and then you
started to say me tuggin' it out of her again.
543
00:37:13,310 --> 00:37:15,426
You know what I mean,
you son of a bitch. Just start talkin'!
544
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:17,656
I wanna know where I stand,
fantasizin' and all.
545
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,396
'Cause if you like that shit... doodads,
little diddle sticks and stuff...
546
00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:22,696
I swear to God I'll go to the
hardware store tomorrow mornin'...
547
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:30,066
and buy a carload of shit to run in and out
of us that will cripple us both for life!
548
00:37:30,090 --> 00:37:33,206
Honey, I'm always
straight with you.
549
00:37:33,230 --> 00:37:36,476
I mean, you know, maybe it hurts,
but I don't bullshit ya.
550
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,646
I'll tell you everything. I'll
tell you every little detail...
551
00:37:39,670 --> 00:37:41,516
about everything you wanna know.
552
00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:43,686
You know that. Every little
detail. I bet you'd like that.
553
00:37:43,710 --> 00:37:46,256
You like talkin' about it
and killin' me.
554
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,256
What are you talkin' about?
You told me to tell you.
555
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,756
I thought you wanted to know
everything. What about you?
556
00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:53,396
God knows what you've done. You
probably just lie about it. Oh, here we go.
557
00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:55,566
Am I the best? God knows.
Who the hell would know?
558
00:37:55,590 --> 00:37:58,636
You've probably been out
with guys before that just... Oh!
559
00:37:58,660 --> 00:38:01,536
Don't even say it to me.
Don't tell me.
560
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,636
You talk about killin' somebody. Oh,
you could kill me, and you know it.
561
00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:07,176
- I've told you a million times you are the best.
- But you're lyin' about it.
562
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,846
It always turns into your shit!
I'm the one we're talkin' about now!
563
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:12,076
My feelin's are hurt!
Can we talk about me now?
564
00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:16,146
It's not you! Now, what the hell happened
with that thing? What exactly is it?
565
00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:19,686
It's just a toy. It's just
a little old bitty toy.
566
00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:23,486
And it was a million years ago, honey, back
when me and Rose here was two consentin' adults.
567
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:30,134
You keep your voice down! You
want her to hear us? Add that to injury.
568
00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:34,806
Listen, sweetheart, a...
569
00:38:34,830 --> 00:38:37,660
a man's got a past.
570
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:42,246
I wish it wasn't that way, but, you know,
that's the way the world goes around.
571
00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:45,476
Yeah. Well,
a woman's got a past too,
572
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,246
and you keep bent out of shape
about it all the time.
573
00:38:48,270 --> 00:38:50,670
- I do not!
- Oh, my God.
574
00:38:50,710 --> 00:38:53,456
Ruby, do you remember
that time...
575
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,786
that you run off with that Efford boy? Oh,
God.
576
00:38:56,810 --> 00:39:01,926
And y'all didn't show back up for three
days, and it turned out y'all was in jail...
577
00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:06,236
for, um, stealin'
a whole bunch of Pet milk...
578
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:09,190
and, what, frozen pizzas?
579
00:39:09,290 --> 00:39:11,676
Popovers, Mama.
Yes, that's right.
580
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,660
It was popovers.
581
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,446
Why'd you wait so long
to call me?
582
00:39:16,470 --> 00:39:19,546
I had the most
awful nightmare about that...
583
00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:23,786
that you and this boy was takin'
poison instead of stayin' in jail,
584
00:39:23,810 --> 00:39:26,886
like Romeo and Juliet
and them done.
585
00:39:26,910 --> 00:39:28,710
It's okay, Mama.
586
00:39:28,810 --> 00:39:31,496
You was in jail
for three days with a guy.
587
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,556
Just go back to sleep.
You never told me that.
588
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:38,696
You was in jail for three days
with a guy. You never told me that.
589
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:43,430
Yeah, three days.
590
00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:47,136
I'm gonna go outside and
pray for Uncle Hazel right now.
591
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,270
He needs our prayers.
592
00:39:49,370 --> 00:39:53,416
He's laid up in that jailhouse
probably gettin' cornholed as we speak.
593
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,280
Now, there's you
some tuggin' in and out.
594
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,226
You see that?
Now, look at you.
595
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:06,356
I always did say
one thing you can do is shoot.
596
00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:09,596
Now just do the same thing
and get me a grandson.
597
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:12,236
Little girl, aren't you
proud of your husband?
598
00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:15,812
Which one of us
are you talkin' about?
599
00:40:15,890 --> 00:40:18,476
- See that, Jewel?
- Good shootin', O.T.
600
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:22,406
Yeah, there may be snow on the roof,
but there's still fire in the fireplace.
601
00:40:22,430 --> 00:40:24,706
Or whatever that deal is
that they say.
602
00:40:24,730 --> 00:40:26,900
I'm sure there is.
603
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,616
Claude, can I shoot your gun?
604
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,016
In a minute.
I'm usin' it now.
605
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,656
Claude, can I shoot your gun?
606
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,826
What's wrong with you,
Miss Priss?
607
00:40:36,850 --> 00:40:40,526
- Can't you ever just have fun?
- Elbe, what in the world are you doin'?
608
00:40:40,550 --> 00:40:43,826
I'm over here shootin',
and Jewel and...
609
00:40:43,850 --> 00:40:46,296
one of the girls is watchin'.
610
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,544
I just got it in me
to pick something pretty.
611
00:41:00,270 --> 00:41:02,616
Honey, what are you doin'?
612
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,410
Kiss my ass!
613
00:41:05,910 --> 00:41:09,756
Well, I don't know
what them lawyers want,
614
00:41:09,780 --> 00:41:15,636
but out of all of this they
ought to find somethin' they like.
615
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:33,820
We got the list. We
know what to do. Let's go.
616
00:43:55,810 --> 00:43:58,556
Problem is, everything
Elbe cooked is raw...
617
00:43:58,580 --> 00:44:02,096
and everything
Billy there cooked is burnt.
618
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,736
I should've knew better than to
let them try to barbecue anything.
619
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,330
But I got foot trouble.
620
00:44:09,430 --> 00:44:11,706
Is Hazel goin' to the pen?
621
00:44:11,730 --> 00:44:14,506
Well, if he would agree to
plead guilty to a lesser charge,
622
00:44:14,530 --> 00:44:16,606
maybe we could work
something out.
623
00:44:16,630 --> 00:44:19,946
However, he insists
on pleading not guilty.
624
00:44:19,970 --> 00:44:22,446
I thought that's good, isn't it?
625
00:44:22,470 --> 00:44:25,830
It's real good
if you're not guilty.
626
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,256
Mr Montgomery's
our client, Elaine.
627
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,226
We don't represent people
that we feel are guilty.
628
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,450
I know that, Lawrence.
629
00:44:35,490 --> 00:44:38,936
But I also know
when a case looks tough.
630
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,806
I mean, they have an eyewitness.
631
00:44:41,830 --> 00:44:45,736
Don't forget, I've been around
a little longer than you.
632
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,600
Nobody's arguing
with that, sweetheart.
633
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:52,846
Look, do I have to remind you
again and again and again...
634
00:44:52,870 --> 00:44:56,016
No, you don't have to remind me every
time you get a fuckin' hot flash, okay?
635
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,916
How much more fuckin' often
could that be?
636
00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:02,726
I mean, what are you
reminding me of after all?
637
00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:04,856
Your daddy's rich
and he bought you a career.
638
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:09,426
I don't know how fuckin'
impressive you think that is.
639
00:45:09,450 --> 00:45:11,920
Go to hell.
Listen.
640
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:14,596
Don't you think the
important thing right now...
641
00:45:14,620 --> 00:45:18,066
You know, I think I finally
realised... is Hazel's defense?
642
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:20,700
The cuteness...
643
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,000
wears off really fast.
644
00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:27,016
And besides, with a 30-year-old,
645
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,646
you think you would expect more
than a four-minute erection.
646
00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:32,838
I mean,
it is the point, isn't it?
647
00:45:34,210 --> 00:45:37,086
So you just take your
mail-order law degree...
648
00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:40,010
and you shove it up your ass.
649
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,350
'Cause it's over.
650
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:03,040
I, um, think maybe we're not the
best attorneys for Mr Montgomery.
651
00:46:09,710 --> 00:46:12,656
Well, Claude, are you happy now?
652
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,944
Hazel ain't got
no fuckin' lawyers.
653
00:46:31,070 --> 00:46:34,676
The County Superior Court
is now in session.
654
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:38,732
The Honourable Mr
Dorn presiding. All rise.
655
00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:44,880
All down.
656
00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:48,990
Yeah, I got in
a lot of trouble in France.
657
00:46:49,090 --> 00:46:52,396
I did most of my fightin'
in Belgium, military-wise,
658
00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:55,606
but I kicked up my heels
in France a time or two.
659
00:46:55,630 --> 00:46:58,776
What war did you lose
your legs in?
660
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,206
I ain't old enough to be in no war,
except the Gulf.
661
00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:04,306
Oh, that wasn't no war. Just
a bunch of missile shootin'.
662
00:47:04,330 --> 00:47:06,076
My ex-wife shot me in the back.
663
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,716
Didn't even shoot 'em by hand.
They used computers.
664
00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:11,956
One of 'em was broadcasted on
the news from up and under a bed.
665
00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:14,186
They say a lot of 'em over
there got poisoned with somethin'.
666
00:47:14,210 --> 00:47:17,756
I guess nobody told 'em a bed
wouldn't stop a nuclear rocket.
667
00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:19,020
No.
Yeah.
668
00:47:21,180 --> 00:47:23,196
Shot you just like that?
669
00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:25,836
Drunk a half a bottle of Uncle Somethin'
or another's bourbon, then shot me.
670
00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:28,760
I ain't heard from her since.
671
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,936
That middle boy of mine's
a crack shot with a rifle.
672
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,776
All right,
will the defendant please rise?
673
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,716
Mr Montgomery,
do you understand...
674
00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:45,186
the nature of the charges
against you, sir?
675
00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:47,256
To tell you the truth, Judge,
I don't understand any of this mess.
676
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,180
Say "Your Honour."
677
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,980
Not "Judge."
"Your Honour."
678
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,096
Well, Your Honour,
I didn't do anything to get myself here...
679
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,296
that you wouldn't have done
or anybody else...
680
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,196
who had to go through what I went
through with that little shit right there.
681
00:47:59,220 --> 00:48:01,296
Oh, my God!
You head-knockin',
682
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,266
- redneck son of a bitch!
- All-All... All right!
683
00:48:03,290 --> 00:48:06,136
You are crazy as a loon! And,
Judge, let me tell you somethin'!
684
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,346
- You don't know the devil that this man turns into!
- All right!
685
00:48:09,370 --> 00:48:12,176
Your Honour!
That's what they told me to say.
686
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,846
All right, I have order, both of ya,
right now! Do you understand?
687
00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:18,016
We understand the charges,
Your Honour. No, we don't.
688
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,356
- Yes, we do.
- You're damn right you do!
689
00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:23,956
- You hit me in the head with a doorstop made of solid iron!
- Kiss my ass!
690
00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:26,080
What you doin' here?
691
00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:31,066
Oh, my baby brother is being
arraigned on some serious charges.
692
00:48:31,090 --> 00:48:34,366
He didn't do it, though. There's
somethin' off somewhere. He's a good boy.
693
00:48:34,390 --> 00:48:36,790
Married an Englishwoman.
694
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,936
I didn't even know
she was mad at me.
695
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,406
She ain't spoke two words to me
since Teddy turned three...
696
00:48:41,430 --> 00:48:43,476
six months ago or somethin'.
697
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:46,776
Well, see there?
Children. That's somethin'.
698
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:51,346
J.C. is screwin' everything that ain't nailed
down, and ain't come up with no babies.
699
00:48:51,370 --> 00:48:54,056
I think he uses
them darn "condrums."
700
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,426
And Alvin, he's got his nose in
a dag-burned book all the time.
701
00:48:57,450 --> 00:49:01,866
And Claude, for all his "carhood" and
God knows what all with that little girl,
702
00:49:01,890 --> 00:49:05,996
must be shootin' blanks,
or she's got female troubles.
703
00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:07,790
Them your boys?
704
00:49:07,890 --> 00:49:11,430
Grandchildren's
a whole lot easier...
705
00:49:11,530 --> 00:49:14,176
to live with than real kids
is what I heard.
706
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,070
My boys is all I got.
707
00:49:17,170 --> 00:49:21,176
Teddy and Jack, three and four, over at
their granddaddy and grandmama's house.
708
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,116
Well, see there?
Grandchildren.
709
00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:26,980
Ain't you goin' in
to watch your brother?
710
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,980
I can't watch.
711
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,926
He lost his lawyers.
712
00:49:30,950 --> 00:49:33,426
They had a "May and December"
marriage.
713
00:49:33,450 --> 00:49:36,966
They give him a government lawyer
who seems nervous and ignorant.
714
00:49:36,990 --> 00:49:41,366
All right,
we're gonna try this again. Mr Montgomery,
715
00:49:41,390 --> 00:49:44,466
how do you plead, sir?
Not guilty.
716
00:49:44,490 --> 00:49:47,430
Not guilty?
Not guilty!
717
00:49:47,530 --> 00:49:49,446
All right, sir, let...
718
00:49:49,470 --> 00:49:53,246
- Mr Caldwell, can you get control of your client?
- In cold blood!
719
00:49:53,270 --> 00:49:55,416
- A nut the size of a damn loon!
- You lie like a rug!
720
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,186
Order! Order!
All of ya! Everybody!
721
00:49:58,210 --> 00:50:01,056
I'll kill you,
you psychotic little bastard!
722
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:05,980
Order! Order!
723
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,820
You in court?
724
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,226
My cousin Russell,
all over 38 dollars.
725
00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:15,806
He was a hyperactive child
and still is, I guess.
726
00:50:15,830 --> 00:50:18,506
Folks is messed up these days.
727
00:50:18,530 --> 00:50:22,562
Life's easier, and folks
is more messed up.
728
00:50:23,530 --> 00:50:26,100
Yeah.
729
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:30,516
Must be awful not to have
the use of your legs. Yeah, it is.
730
00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:33,410
At least I can hug my boys.
731
00:50:33,510 --> 00:50:39,126
I was thinkin' the other day about
somebody bein' paralysed all the way up,
732
00:50:39,150 --> 00:50:43,758
turnin' their wheelchair
with blowin' in a straw.
733
00:50:44,450 --> 00:50:46,460
Imagine that.
734
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:50,496
Not even bein' able
to shake a man's hand.
735
00:50:52,130 --> 00:50:55,100
But your kids.
736
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,030
Imagine that.
737
00:50:57,130 --> 00:51:01,200
Just havin' to sit there
and stare at 'em.
738
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:03,646
- They wouldn't understand.
- Daddy!
739
00:51:03,670 --> 00:51:06,356
You're never gonna believe this!
740
00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:08,910
What?
741
00:51:09,010 --> 00:51:11,326
A man from the newspaper
wants to take our picture.
742
00:51:11,350 --> 00:51:16,246
Lauren Walsh. I know him.
Good guy and good shooter.
743
00:51:19,420 --> 00:51:21,290
Hi.
744
00:51:21,390 --> 00:51:23,160
Hi.
745
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:30,776
Well, how come to make that
court date so far away that way?
746
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,316
I mean, why don't they
just do it and get it over with?
747
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:35,116
Oh, courts are notorious
for that.
748
00:51:35,140 --> 00:51:37,186
Supposedly they
have a backlog of cases.
749
00:51:37,210 --> 00:51:39,216
- Suppose it's true?
- That boy back there...
750
00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:42,156
got his legs shot out from
under him by his crazy wife.
751
00:51:42,180 --> 00:51:44,286
Y'all gonna be takin' us
to the airport after a while.
752
00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,356
- Okay, Ruby?
- That'd make you happy.
753
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:48,496
They can stay the rest of
the year if they want to.
754
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,790
You'd like that,
wouldn't you? My God!
755
00:51:52,890 --> 00:51:55,190
Ruby, there's the bags.
756
00:51:57,230 --> 00:51:59,606
Goodness gracious, girl!
757
00:51:59,630 --> 00:52:01,906
You got a rear end
just like your mama.
758
00:52:01,930 --> 00:52:05,770
Oh. See there?
759
00:52:05,870 --> 00:52:09,086
That's it. That's it. I'm either gonna
kill myself or get dumped by you...
760
00:52:09,110 --> 00:52:11,086
for some tight-ass
insurance woman or somethin'.
761
00:52:11,110 --> 00:52:13,486
Real estate woman.
Let's go! I didn't say it.
762
00:52:13,510 --> 00:52:16,426
Here, honey, I'm gonna
put it back here.
763
00:52:16,450 --> 00:52:18,896
- You sure do make good ham hock.
- Come see us sometime.
764
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,096
Nashville ain't that far away.
765
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,066
You know, I miss seeing
your sorry ass.
766
00:52:23,090 --> 00:52:24,726
Well, I miss you too.
767
00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:28,336
Well, you take care of her,
okay? I really love her,
768
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,406
even though we got
our problems and stuff.
769
00:52:31,430 --> 00:52:35,676
I love her too. And I'm sorry if I was
the cause of any of your problems.
770
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:38,146
Well, no, that's just family,
you know. Yeah.
771
00:52:38,170 --> 00:52:40,246
It'll all work out. We'll
come see y'all. Yeah. Okay.
772
00:52:40,270 --> 00:52:43,446
Okay. You look real good,
Claude. Thanks.
773
00:52:43,470 --> 00:52:49,180
Oh, my God! I give up,
you sorry bastard! You sorry bastard!
774
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,256
Why don't you just throw her down
on the couch in front of everybody!
775
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,526
Goddam you! Get it over with,
why don't you, Claude!
776
00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:56,396
Go on in the house and beat off!
777
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:58,526
Hon, that's nasty talk.
Ruby, come on, honey.
778
00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:00,536
You know that boy
Gerald Plummer?
779
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,766
He's workin' down at the
airport now on airplanes.
780
00:53:02,790 --> 00:53:04,606
Cheer up. We might see
him. Great. That's just great.
781
00:53:04,630 --> 00:53:07,576
Yeah, tell her that,
why don't you. That's all we need here.
782
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,646
Honey, why don't you go see Gerald Plummer
at the airport and watch him fix airplanes.
783
00:53:10,670 --> 00:53:14,846
- Would you like to do that?
- I never touched him. I never touched him!
784
00:53:14,870 --> 00:53:18,216
Well, he must've had leprosy!
God! I give up!
785
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:22,752
I wasn't doin' nothin'.
Don't you start with me!
786
00:53:23,150 --> 00:53:25,556
Rose, you stay out of it!
You stay out of it, Rose!
787
00:53:25,580 --> 00:53:29,420
Go away!
788
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,666
If you didn't start this shit,
it wouldn't happen anyway.
789
00:53:31,690 --> 00:53:35,166
- Get in the fuckin' car.
- You watch to see if I don't go to a nightclub!
790
00:53:35,190 --> 00:53:38,306
Oh,
good! Maybe you can meet somebody pretty!
791
00:53:38,330 --> 00:53:45,530
You get in that car... Get in and shut
your mouth! Get in that damn car now!
792
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:59,520
How come y'all
be cryin' like that, Mama?
793
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,996
Sometimes, it just gets
cluttered up in my head, hon,
794
00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:07,188
and I... and it causes me to cry.
795
00:54:08,690 --> 00:54:11,130
And...
796
00:54:11,230 --> 00:54:15,550
I don't know how come
her to be cryin' though.
797
00:54:23,470 --> 00:54:25,470
Can I see that book?
798
00:54:28,010 --> 00:54:30,280
Can I see that book?
799
00:54:32,050 --> 00:54:34,550
That's a psychology book.
800
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,680
You mind if I read it?
801
00:54:42,490 --> 00:54:44,390
Of course not.
802
00:54:52,870 --> 00:54:56,710
My God, J.C.
You look like a cat burglar.
803
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:04,368
I heard the whole thing, bud.
Let's go to a nightclub.
804
00:55:04,950 --> 00:55:10,996
I'm not sure what it is.
I'm not sure what it is I'm supposed to do.
805
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:14,160
I wish you could help me.
806
00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:25,100
Oh, my God.
807
00:55:40,450 --> 00:55:44,590
What a horrible night
for somebody.
808
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:46,490
God bless 'em.
809
00:56:02,370 --> 00:56:05,646
Sir, you've been in a wreck.
You need to be real still, okay?
810
00:56:05,670 --> 00:56:09,526
All right. All right. Don't look
around. You know where you're at?
811
00:56:09,550 --> 00:56:12,426
You know what happened? I
don't know exactly where I'm at.
812
00:56:12,450 --> 00:56:17,496
All right. We're gonna get you to
the hospital. Be still. Don't move.
813
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:21,120
- Stay right there.
- Nancy, no.
814
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:26,736
Well, you may have internal
injuries we don't know about.
815
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,706
With the bleeding on your head, you could've
hit the steering wheel or the windshield.
816
00:56:30,730 --> 00:56:34,146
Don't move around. Do you know
how much you had to drink tonight?
817
00:56:34,170 --> 00:56:41,754
Well, I had a 30-pack. You'd have to
tell how many's left over there. All right.
818
00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:05,900
- Hold up.
- Oh, my God, it's...
819
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,470
What are you doing?
820
00:57:14,140 --> 00:57:18,680
Do you
know who the president is?
821
00:57:18,780 --> 00:57:22,350
Yeah. Bill.
822
00:57:22,450 --> 00:57:24,666
Okay. You know
where you're at?
823
00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:28,160
Now, come on.
824
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:39,746
Hey, sugar britches,
you just gettin' back from the airport?
825
00:57:39,770 --> 00:57:43,640
Oh, baby.
Oh, my baby.
826
00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:48,086
Oh, my baby. You mean,
you're not hurt too bad or dead?
827
00:57:48,110 --> 00:57:51,626
You should've seen it. We whacked
the shit out of that dually over there.
828
00:57:51,650 --> 00:57:55,726
Big old cowboy's eyes
got as big as a pie plate.
829
00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:59,196
I seen him just before we hit him. Man,
oh, man.
830
00:57:59,220 --> 00:58:02,106
You mean,
you're okay? They were all drunk.
831
00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:06,176
There doesn't seem to be anything at
all wrong with him except a bruise or two.
832
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,770
- Oh, God.
- See there? We was drunk.
833
00:58:09,870 --> 00:58:12,470
Thank God y'all was drunk.
834
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:16,886
- Thank God.
- Oh, baby. I've got so much apologisin' to do to God.
835
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:20,540
Oh, baby.
Honey. Honey, please.
836
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:24,686
Please, let's never go
nowhere that we're apart, okay?
837
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:27,280
Okay? Okay.
Okay, honey.
838
00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:29,626
If we can. What's wrong,
baby? I'm fine.
839
00:58:29,650 --> 00:58:32,666
I just got knocked around
a little bit. That's al right.
840
00:58:32,690 --> 00:58:36,690
Honey, wh... Wait a minute.
Where's J.C.?
841
00:58:36,790 --> 00:58:39,306
He's over there in the
truck. He's stuck in there.
842
00:58:39,330 --> 00:58:43,246
- They're trying to prize him out.
- Is anything wrong with him?
843
00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:47,376
- Well, yeah. He can't get out.
- But physical?
844
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:51,410
He's fine. He was the
drunkest one of 'em.
845
00:58:51,510 --> 00:58:54,716
Anyhow, we're gonna take him
to the hospital for observation.
846
00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:57,956
We're gonna do chest X-rays.
We're gonna check for internal injuries.
847
00:58:57,980 --> 00:59:02,390
And if you wanna follow us,
you can.
848
00:59:06,890 --> 00:59:12,300
Well, who... that?
849
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,306
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
This is Tamara.
850
00:59:15,330 --> 00:59:20,146
Tamara, this is my wife, Ruby. Ever
since we got here, she's been so nice.
851
00:59:20,170 --> 00:59:24,316
She just practically saved my life,
even though there wasn't anything wrong.
852
00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:28,440
Well, it's nice to meet you.
853
00:59:28,540 --> 00:59:31,280
Nice to meet you.
854
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,150
Tamara is your name?
855
00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:40,866
You think it would be al right if I talk to
my husband for a minute before you took him?
856
00:59:40,890 --> 00:59:45,266
I know you have to take him.
Just for one moment? Private?
857
00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:47,860
One minute.
Okay.
858
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,700
I'll see you in a minute, Tammy.
859
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:54,270
She's so nice.
860
00:59:54,370 --> 00:59:59,556
Did you have your shirt and
your britches undone and open,
861
00:59:59,580 --> 01:00:02,286
or was it Tammy who did that for you,
honey?
862
01:00:02,310 --> 01:00:05,926
She done it, honey.
She had to check me.
863
01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:09,666
You heard what she said...
internal injuries possible.
864
01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:13,796
I bet you liked that. Pretty-lookin'
checker you picked out for yourself.
865
01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:16,936
Interesting you picked her,
isn't it? Shit, I didn't pick her out.
866
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,536
- She just come over here. She's the ambulance driver.
- You didn't pick her out?
867
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:25,546
One woman and a bunch of men, and you didn't
pick her? Okay. I didn't pick her out.
868
01:00:25,570 --> 01:00:29,246
I can't even have a head-on collision in
peace. I could've been tore to pieces here.
869
01:00:29,270 --> 01:00:32,656
- Have fun at your nightclub?
- Shit. We didn't get to the nightclub.
870
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,256
We ain't but a mile from the
house. We was headed that way,
871
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,626
and J.C. bent over to pick up his Molly
Hatchet tape, and we been here ever since.
872
01:00:38,650 --> 01:00:41,056
- Is that right?
- Well, yeah, it's right.
873
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:44,466
Well, then,
let me ask you something...
874
01:00:44,490 --> 01:00:47,336
if you're so smart,
Mr Nightclub, okay?
875
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:52,906
'Cause you're busted. How come
the truck is pointed towards the house?
876
01:00:52,930 --> 01:00:55,506
You ever hear of a little thing
called female intuition?
877
01:00:55,530 --> 01:01:00,776
Well, yeah. It was pointed in the other
direction till we hit that line dancer there.
878
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,716
- Did you ever hear of centrifugal force?
- Sorry your night got spoiled,
879
01:01:04,740 --> 01:01:08,786
but it's so great,
'cause you're fine now, baby.
880
01:01:08,810 --> 01:01:11,926
Everything's okay. So as soon as
they prize Hugh Hefner out of the truck,
881
01:01:11,950 --> 01:01:15,296
you can go back to your little
nightclub you missed in the first place.
882
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,590
Hey, Ruby.
Hey, J.C.
883
01:01:20,090 --> 01:01:23,066
They're tryin' to prize me out.
884
01:01:25,030 --> 01:01:28,006
They're tryin' to prize me out.
885
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,976
I hadn't wanted
to get into this.
886
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,486
I wanted to keep my opinions
out of the way of the family.
887
01:01:36,510 --> 01:01:39,416
But in view of
what's happened tonight...
888
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:44,726
and in the light of hard times ahead of us,
with Hazel's trial, I thought I should.
889
01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:50,526
Frankly, I thought it would be irresponsible
of me not to have this little talk with you.
890
01:01:50,550 --> 01:01:52,860
Listen.
891
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:56,390
I really love Hazel,
892
01:01:56,490 --> 01:02:00,430
as unlikely a pair as we are.
893
01:02:00,530 --> 01:02:04,700
I mean, who's to say
how love comes about?
894
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:09,310
I've heard him
pour out his heart,
895
01:02:09,410 --> 01:02:13,580
seen him cry, laugh and play...
896
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:15,740
and get angry.
897
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:20,620
And the reason
he was drawn to me, I believe,
898
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:24,596
is because he wanted
someone stable in his life,
899
01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:27,760
some order, some communication.
900
01:02:27,860 --> 01:02:32,376
He's gotten to the point where
he can't stand to be around you!
901
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:36,770
And he loves you all.
But for God's sake,
902
01:02:36,870 --> 01:02:40,600
I mean, think about it!
903
01:02:43,370 --> 01:02:49,410
I should start seeing you all regularly,
on a one-to-one basis.
904
01:02:49,510 --> 01:02:51,886
I can't really do that...
That wouldn't be ethical...
905
01:02:51,910 --> 01:02:56,710
but there are other people
like me you can talk to.
906
01:02:58,790 --> 01:03:03,936
Haven't you noticed you're fucked up,
totally fucked up?
907
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:07,330
You're so negative!
908
01:03:07,430 --> 01:03:13,516
You don't ever communicate to each other,
and you never ever resolve anything.
909
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:16,916
Plus, you're all alcoholics.
You drink constantly,
910
01:03:16,940 --> 01:03:21,056
and two of you were nearly
killed tonight because of it.
911
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,780
- Killed?
- J.C. Claude.
912
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:27,320
In a car crash tonight.
913
01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:30,990
And they were drunk.
914
01:03:31,090 --> 01:03:36,590
My husband can't stand
to be around his own family.
915
01:03:36,690 --> 01:03:40,400
He didn't realise that,
poor love,
916
01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:44,820
until somebody... me...
pointed it out to him.
917
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:50,440
Help me. I mean,
why do you just sit there,
918
01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:54,516
You're not going to die.
You're going to fade away.
919
01:03:54,540 --> 01:03:59,420
Talk to each other,
not at each other.
920
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,550
Connect, connect, connect!
921
01:04:02,650 --> 01:04:07,520
You talk. You listen.
You respond.
922
01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:11,636
You respond to the response.
You see, that's how it works.
923
01:04:11,660 --> 01:04:14,960
You see, you never ever connect.
924
01:04:16,230 --> 01:04:18,570
- Do you drink?
- Yes!
925
01:04:18,670 --> 01:04:22,222
From time to time,
like normal people!
926
01:04:23,870 --> 01:04:26,786
Now, if I'm not mistaken,
the English invented whisky.
927
01:04:26,810 --> 01:04:31,550
I'm not an alcoholic!
I'm not like you people!
928
01:04:33,950 --> 01:04:35,980
Well, I tried.
929
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:39,490
Yes, Julia, you tried.
930
01:04:39,590 --> 01:04:43,136
Maybe I'll see you when
my husband comes up...
931
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:46,060
before the supreme high judge.
932
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:49,100
Goodbye.
933
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:53,700
Well, she got a bee
up her ass, don't she?
934
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,570
Yeah.
935
01:04:56,670 --> 01:04:59,810
My goodness.
936
01:05:36,580 --> 01:05:39,520
Watch this.
937
01:06:22,220 --> 01:06:25,660
I'm sorry.
For what?
938
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:30,676
Hazelnut hittin' you in the
head with that iron deal.
939
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:33,776
Well, that's how come me...
to come on over here.
940
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,816
Oh, that's old business.
Well, I lied.
941
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:41,110
Okay? And I need
somebody to talk about it.
942
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:47,096
All right. Let's get
away from this music.
943
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:51,632
Okay. Here. Have a seat
on the steps over there.
944
01:06:54,590 --> 01:06:57,030
Set yourself down.
Okay.
945
01:06:59,260 --> 01:07:02,746
Now, I wouldn't blame you if you wanted
to kill me, but it's been eatin' at me.
946
01:07:02,770 --> 01:07:04,800
The truth, that is.
947
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:08,846
See, I've been workin' on
myself a little bit at a time.
948
01:07:08,870 --> 01:07:12,856
Well, I been seein' a therapist and
eatin' fresh fruits and raw vegetables...
949
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,756
and all kinds of things,
and it ain't helped me none,
950
01:07:15,780 --> 01:07:20,056
other than the fact that I'm regular
and I don't eat as many antacid tablets.
951
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,896
Anyhow, when I was talkin'
to your uncle on the hot line...
952
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:26,836
See, I was drinkin', which I've quit,
other than smokin' reefer...
953
01:07:26,860 --> 01:07:31,166
which I do every now and then with my next-door
neighbour, who's eat up with glaucoma.
954
01:07:31,190 --> 01:07:35,636
Anyhow, I was just bitchin'
and complainin' and moanin'...
955
01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:39,676
and just blamin' everybody for everything,
and he was just so nice to me...
956
01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:42,616
that I...
well, I just kept it up.
957
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:46,616
And we became friends. And I'm always shitty
to my friends, especially the nice ones.
958
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,116
You know how that is.
Anyhow...
959
01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:52,356
Oh, I guess I was just
bein' terrible to him.
960
01:07:52,380 --> 01:07:55,956
I mean, to the point where I was just huntin'
him down just to tell him how much I hated him...
961
01:07:55,980 --> 01:07:58,126
for not making my life right.
962
01:07:58,150 --> 01:08:02,266
Anyhow... Well, I guess he became
some disgruntled office worker,
963
01:08:02,290 --> 01:08:05,506
'cause he comes over to the house
and starts screamin' and yellin'...
964
01:08:05,530 --> 01:08:08,876
and just spillin' his guts about
how much I'm ruinin' his life...
965
01:08:08,900 --> 01:08:11,806
and how much I remind him
of his family.
966
01:08:11,830 --> 01:08:14,846
And that's when I told him to kiss my
ass. Well, see, I shouldn't have done that.
967
01:08:14,870 --> 01:08:18,846
'Cause then he comes into the house.
And he's angry. And he starts screamin'...
968
01:08:18,870 --> 01:08:22,756
and throwin' things around, and I tried to
stop him before he got into my shoe closet.
969
01:08:22,780 --> 01:08:28,156
You see, I'm a shoe nut. And then he throws
me off of him. I go flyin' through the air,
970
01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:30,796
and I hit my head
against that big old doorstop...
971
01:08:30,820 --> 01:08:34,036
which they would've found out ain't made out
of iron anyhow once we got into the courtroom.
972
01:08:34,060 --> 01:08:39,906
Then my neighbour, the witness... Well, he was
high on pot and all eat up with that glaucoma.
973
01:08:39,930 --> 01:08:45,300
So I had him say
that he saw Hazel hit me.
974
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:48,500
Anyhow, Hazel can't stand y'all.
975
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:53,316
Not near one of ya. He hates every single
one of ya, but he's too afraid to tell ya.
976
01:08:53,340 --> 01:08:57,726
Now, I'm gonna go down, and I'm gonna
drop the charges and tell the law I lied.
977
01:08:57,750 --> 01:09:02,226
And all the good eatin' in the world
or therapy or nothin' did one thing.
978
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:05,826
And my therapist told me to go to a
spa and get some rest, and I did. I went,
979
01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:08,036
and I got massaged
and I meditated.
980
01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:11,966
I ate oat bran, and nothin'...
not one thing... did one thing.
981
01:09:11,990 --> 01:09:17,346
But then I got a facial. And I don't mean
a deep-cleansing, but a relaxing facial.
982
01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:21,946
And I fell asleep. And I started to dream,
and I dreamed these boys,
983
01:09:21,970 --> 01:09:24,886
they come along,
and they threatened to cut me open,
984
01:09:24,910 --> 01:09:27,856
fill my belly full of saltwater
and then sew me back up...
985
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:33,160
if I didn't start tellin' the
truth and acting grown-up.
986
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,796
So your uncle's
gonna be a free man,
987
01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:40,336
even if I go to jail for
"abstraction" of justice.
988
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:45,064
And, oh, God,
I just thought you might wanna know.
989
01:09:55,270 --> 01:09:58,246
I'm gonna go buy you a record player,
Mama,
990
01:09:58,270 --> 01:10:02,056
so you can listen
to some different music.
991
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:06,112
Boy, that'd be something,
wouldn't it, hon?
992
01:10:12,790 --> 01:10:15,720
Daddy? Oh, oh! I ain't...
993
01:10:15,820 --> 01:10:20,976
I ain't ready yet, Lord. Please. I can't
go now. I ain't got no grandkids yet.
994
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:24,072
It's me. It's me,
Daddy. It's me.
995
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:30,816
Alvin, what in the shit are you
doing? You scared me half to death.
996
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:36,756
I was havin' a nightmare. I got
ganged up on by a bunch of boys.
997
01:10:36,780 --> 01:10:42,636
You might wanna tell somebody
about those nightmares sometime.
998
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:50,906
If you'd talk to Mama sometimes,
999
01:10:50,930 --> 01:10:54,674
she might quit
playin' that damn monkey.
1000
01:10:56,060 --> 01:11:01,040
Alvin,
you're one of my boys and everything,
1001
01:11:01,140 --> 01:11:06,070
but you are the oddest
poor son of a bitch there is.
1002
01:11:06,170 --> 01:11:10,086
Ruby?
1003
01:11:10,110 --> 01:11:12,280
Ruby?
1004
01:11:12,380 --> 01:11:15,120
Oh, hey, Alvin.
1005
01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:18,650
Is something wrong, hon?
1006
01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:23,836
If Claude still wanted to be with
Rose or anybody else for that matter,
1007
01:11:23,860 --> 01:11:26,160
he'd still be with her.
1008
01:11:26,230 --> 01:11:29,846
Your fear of losin' him
makes you want to blame him...
1009
01:11:29,870 --> 01:11:32,940
for stuff you don't do.
1010
01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:37,172
Lord knows he's
got his problems.
1011
01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:42,874
Y'all both want to mess things
up before the other one does.
1012
01:11:43,780 --> 01:11:46,250
He told me one time...
1013
01:11:46,350 --> 01:11:50,020
you look like
an old-time movie star...
1014
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:53,768
so pretty,
you're not even real to him.
1015
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:59,576
Actually, he didn't tell me.
He told it to you.
1016
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:04,770
I just heard it.
1017
01:12:04,870 --> 01:12:07,816
He talks to you
while you're sleepin'.
1018
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:10,870
He's just crazy about you.
1019
01:12:12,670 --> 01:12:15,040
'Night, Ruby.
1020
01:12:24,390 --> 01:12:27,366
Goddam it.
1021
01:12:27,390 --> 01:12:31,366
What you doin', Alvin? Ain't you
got somethin' to read or somethin'?
1022
01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:33,976
Brothers ain't supposed to
see brothers on the shitter.
1023
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:39,876
- I don't even let Ruby watch me take a shit.
- Maybe you ought to sometime.
1024
01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:41,940
Claude?
1025
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:44,870
What, for God's sake, Alvin?
1026
01:12:44,970 --> 01:12:51,226
Ruby wouldn't hurt you for anything
in the world. She's crazy about you.
1027
01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:54,196
Any man in the world
ought to be happy as hell...
1028
01:12:54,220 --> 01:12:57,266
to have somebody
care about them that much.
1029
01:12:57,290 --> 01:13:01,596
She's had a lot of boyfriends.
Women that's daddy's run off,
1030
01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:03,906
they do that sometimes.
1031
01:13:03,930 --> 01:13:06,830
They're lookin' for something.
1032
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,200
She found it.
You're a lucky man.
1033
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:16,116
Sure wished I was built like you,
lean and everything.
1034
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:20,486
Sometimes I think Ruby'd be crazy
about you if you was as fat as a hog.
1035
01:13:20,510 --> 01:13:23,750
You think so?
1036
01:13:23,850 --> 01:13:27,498
Sometimes
I don't think she's bluffin'.
1037
01:13:31,350 --> 01:13:34,460
Don't ever let it be too late.
1038
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:19,100
Wake up.
1039
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:22,170
I'm awake.
No. Wake up.
1040
01:14:25,940 --> 01:14:29,186
So what am I supposed to do?
Pick a colour and a number?
1041
01:14:29,210 --> 01:14:32,180
One or the other.
1042
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:37,150
All right. I'll pick a yellow.
Y-E-L-L-O-W.
1043
01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:40,136
And one on the inside,
right?-
1044
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:45,060
Ours.
O-U-R-S.
1045
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:48,900
I'm so glad
you're eatin' cheese.
1046
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,900
What are you talkin' about?
1047
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:57,586
You know, you're supposed to pick a word now,
but I forgot to write anything on the inside.
1048
01:14:57,610 --> 01:15:00,180
Oh.
1049
01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:06,086
You know what I was
thinkin' about?
1050
01:15:06,110 --> 01:15:11,196
That one of these days when we get rich,
I'm gonna build us a house.
1051
01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:14,436
I like our house.
I like our house, too, honey,
1052
01:15:14,460 --> 01:15:17,606
but this is gonna
be a special house.
1053
01:15:17,630 --> 01:15:21,176
I'm gonna build a tunnel from the
back door to plumb out in the woods,
1054
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:24,046
and at the end of the tunnel
there's gonna be a toilet.
1055
01:15:24,070 --> 01:15:27,016
That way, can't nobody
bust in on ya, ya know?
1056
01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:30,186
And then right next to it,
there's gonna be a little room...
1057
01:15:30,210 --> 01:15:34,386
with a weight machine in it so I can
keep my muscles good, my belly flat.
1058
01:15:34,410 --> 01:15:39,456
'Cause if my belly ain't flatter than all
your ex-boyfriends', you can't stay with me.
1059
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:42,520
I'd have to leave you, honey.
1060
01:15:42,620 --> 01:15:47,066
I gotta be better than them,
all of 'em, in every way.
1061
01:15:47,090 --> 01:15:50,930
You are.
I told you a million times.
1062
01:15:51,030 --> 01:15:53,106
But I mean in every way.
1063
01:15:53,130 --> 01:15:56,436
I hate them bastards,
honey. I hate 'em as bad as you hate Rose.
1064
01:15:56,460 --> 01:16:01,216
- I don't hate Rose.
- Then quit eatin' my ass out about her, honey.
1065
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:04,216
- It ain't my fault. I don't do nothin'.
- Why don't you tell her...
1066
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:06,886
to leave you alone
and stop flirtin' with ya?
1067
01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:10,080
And then I don't have to do it.
1068
01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:15,126
If you don't love her and you do love me,
then act like it.
1069
01:16:15,150 --> 01:16:20,936
It's embarrassin' to me. You don't
do nothin' strong or hard enough.
1070
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:23,906
I can't believe
you said that to me.
1071
01:16:23,930 --> 01:16:27,036
That's the very thing that kills me,
and you just sat right there...
1072
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:29,476
and looked me in the eye
and said that to me.
1073
01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:34,376
You wanna get one of your ex-muscle men,
is that what you want?
1074
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:37,246
Then you can have all
the strong, hard shit you want.
1075
01:16:37,270 --> 01:16:40,240
You make me feel like a gnat.
1076
01:16:40,340 --> 01:16:43,986
I don't mean that kind of
hard. I don't mean fuckin'-wise.
1077
01:16:44,010 --> 01:16:47,356
Don't say that word when
we're talkin' about muscle men.
1078
01:16:47,380 --> 01:16:50,966
I mean, look me in the eyes
and tell me you want me,
1079
01:16:50,990 --> 01:16:54,062
not her or the ambulance driver.
1080
01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:59,130
Make me feel safe
once and for all.
1081
01:16:59,230 --> 01:17:02,160
That's all I want.
1082
01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:07,676
You are the flattest belly
and the strongest and the best.
1083
01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:13,956
And it ain't fair for you to keep
sayin' you ain't gonna be with me.
1084
01:17:13,980 --> 01:17:17,250
You can't ever say that again!
1085
01:17:17,350 --> 01:17:21,250
I ain't ever even been
with a muscle guy.
1086
01:17:21,350 --> 01:17:25,226
- I just let that on to make you jealous.
- Jealous?
1087
01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:28,320
To make me jealous?
Yeah. I did.
1088
01:17:28,420 --> 01:17:31,566
You're funny as hell. I don't
even wanna hear that shit.
1089
01:17:31,590 --> 01:17:34,606
I can't believe
you'd say that either.
1090
01:17:34,630 --> 01:17:37,876
Honey, I'm the most jealous
son of a bitch in the world.
1091
01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:40,070
I know.
My God.
1092
01:17:40,170 --> 01:17:44,086
I don't need any help. Don't be doin' me no
favours. Besides, I've seen your pictures.
1093
01:17:44,110 --> 01:17:47,186
I've seen that one big old guy,
that Chuck, or whatever his name is.
1094
01:17:47,210 --> 01:17:49,480
He was fat.
1095
01:17:50,580 --> 01:17:53,550
And I didn't screw him anyway.
1096
01:17:56,220 --> 01:17:59,266
I didn't screw half of 'em
I told you about.
1097
01:17:59,290 --> 01:18:02,660
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I am.
1098
01:18:04,890 --> 01:18:08,236
Just half? I was kind
of hopin' it'd be less.
1099
01:18:08,260 --> 01:18:12,206
You know what I mean.
Not exact arithmetic.
1100
01:18:12,230 --> 01:18:14,640
Just a few.
1101
01:18:14,740 --> 01:18:16,916
- A few? Like what?
- It don't matter. You're the strongest...
1102
01:18:16,940 --> 01:18:20,046
and the handsomest and the
most beautiful and the funniest.
1103
01:18:20,070 --> 01:18:27,174
- But how about the biggest?
- Yes, but it don't matter, 'cause I love you!
1104
01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:28,826
But I am, right?
1105
01:18:28,850 --> 01:18:33,842
I ain't sayin' it again!
I said it for the last time!
1106
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:39,430
What, honey?
1107
01:18:42,430 --> 01:18:44,876
I don't care how many
muscles anybody else has got...
1108
01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:47,616
or how pretty they are or how
rich they are or how poor they are...
1109
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,946
or how smart they are or how
ignorant they are or... They ain't you.
1110
01:18:49,970 --> 01:18:52,570
You see this?
You see this?
1111
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:55,410
You see this?
You see this?
1112
01:18:55,510 --> 01:18:59,556
There ain't but one of them things in
the whole world, and they're on you!
1113
01:18:59,580 --> 01:19:01,996
I don't want nothin' or nobody
in this whole world but you!
1114
01:19:02,020 --> 01:19:06,326
You're the only one that thinks
about my old boyfriends... not me!
1115
01:19:06,350 --> 01:19:10,958
And I don't lie to you,
so have some faith in me.
1116
01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:13,476
I love you, and I'm good to you.
1117
01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:16,336
And that's all you get. And
that's all I want from you.
1118
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:23,016
That, and tell Rose to fuck off,
and maybe I'll stay off your ass about her.
1119
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:26,470
You are my friend.
1120
01:19:32,010 --> 01:19:34,750
Don't you know that?
1121
01:19:34,850 --> 01:19:37,720
You're my friend.
1122
01:19:45,260 --> 01:19:47,830
I know that.
1123
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:23,448
Alvin busted in on me in the toilet
tonight while I was doin' lumber.
1124
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,830
I'm sorry, sugar.
1125
01:20:35,510 --> 01:20:38,526
I guess it's okay.
He's my brother.
1126
01:20:38,550 --> 01:20:42,680
He didn't mean no harm.
1127
01:20:42,780 --> 01:20:47,436
You know what I've been thinkin'
about ever since I met Hazel's wife?
1128
01:20:47,460 --> 01:20:49,860
What's that?
1129
01:20:52,460 --> 01:21:00,140
About packin' up the car and takin' you
on a vacation over to England and France.
1130
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:04,516
We ain't never been
nowhere further than St Louis.
1131
01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:07,440
It's about time.
1132
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:12,910
And that wasn't for you.
1133
01:21:13,010 --> 01:21:15,850
That was for the Cardinals.
1134
01:21:17,990 --> 01:21:22,260
I wanna do something for you
that girls like.
1135
01:21:27,090 --> 01:21:29,700
Something romantic.
1136
01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:36,516
Take you over there
and see all them castles...
1137
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:40,552
where all your kings
and queens lived.
1138
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:48,160
See all them places where
folks got their heads cut off.
1139
01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:56,690
That kind of thing.
1140
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:16,156
Sometimes, when you threaten
to kill yourself, it scares me,
1141
01:22:16,180 --> 01:22:21,748
'cause sometimes I'm afraid
that you're really gonna do it.
1142
01:22:27,490 --> 01:22:30,466
I couldn't make it without you.
1143
01:22:35,230 --> 01:22:38,302
I wouldn't even know what to do.
1144
01:22:51,980 --> 01:22:55,826
Plus, every time I'd be making
out with whoever I ended up with,
1145
01:22:55,850 --> 01:22:58,990
I'd just be thinking about you.
1146
01:23:02,820 --> 01:23:07,166
'Course,
I wouldn't end up with anybody else anyway,
1147
01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:09,100
not ever.
1148
01:23:16,540 --> 01:23:19,570
I'd probably become a preacher,
1149
01:23:19,670 --> 01:23:24,662
one of them kind that "abstracts" from sex,
you know?
1150
01:23:44,630 --> 01:23:49,334
You look like an angel to me
when you're sleeping.
1151
01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:02,650
I love you so much.
1152
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:06,950
You'll never know.
1153
01:24:11,830 --> 01:24:16,130
Mama. Mama, tell me
what to do.
1154
01:25:25,730 --> 01:25:30,170
- Daddy.
1155
01:25:30,270 --> 01:25:34,116
I had the weirdest dream
last night, Daddy.
1156
01:25:34,140 --> 01:25:37,286
I dreamed you and Mama
was out in the backyard dancin'.
1157
01:25:37,310 --> 01:25:40,696
Gettin' around pretty good, too,
to be as stove-up as you are.
1158
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:44,190
Whole bunch of us
was watchin' y'all.
1159
01:25:44,290 --> 01:25:48,736
Ruby wasn't even mad at
the ambulance driver. Why not?
1160
01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:54,376
Oh, and, you know, I heard Chet Atkins
play guitar, too, but I didn't see him.
1161
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:57,230
That was it?
Yeah.
1162
01:25:57,330 --> 01:26:01,346
That was just it? There wasn't
nothin' chasin' you or nothin'?
1163
01:26:01,370 --> 01:26:04,210
Not much of a nightmare.
1164
01:26:04,310 --> 01:26:08,630
I said it was a dream,
Daddy, not a nightmare.
1165
01:26:09,940 --> 01:26:14,720
Daddy, I read to escape.
1166
01:26:18,020 --> 01:26:22,148
How come you started
talkin' so much lately?
1167
01:26:26,830 --> 01:26:30,160
Sorry about your car, Claude.
1168
01:26:30,260 --> 01:26:32,970
It's all right.
1169
01:26:33,070 --> 01:26:37,198
I'm just glad you didn't
get hurt any worse.
1170
01:26:38,140 --> 01:26:43,856
Besides that, I had a dream somebody bought me
a hot rod... I believe it was Willie Nelson.
1171
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:47,156
McGwire hit 70. Y'all are going
to have to get a TV, you know it?
1172
01:26:47,180 --> 01:26:49,150
I know.
1173
01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:51,650
I know.
1174
01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:54,296
All right. I'll see
y'all. All right.
1175
01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:56,666
I'll see you. Bye-bye.
We'll see y'all soon.
1176
01:26:56,690 --> 01:26:59,860
Bye.
1177
01:27:02,830 --> 01:27:06,046
All right. Y'all come see
us sometime. All right.
1178
01:27:06,070 --> 01:27:09,216
You come back.
Remember what I said.
1179
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:11,940
I will, Daddy.
1180
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:15,886
Hang on to that thing.
Hang on to what thing?
1181
01:27:15,910 --> 01:27:19,780
That truck.
All right.
1182
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:23,080
We'll see you, then.
1183
01:27:26,150 --> 01:27:29,890
Bye, Mama.
See y'all soon.
1184
01:27:45,910 --> 01:27:49,486
You know, honey, we really should get
Mama and them to come up and visit us.
1185
01:27:49,510 --> 01:27:52,810
You said "Mama and them."
Yeah.
1186
01:27:56,020 --> 01:28:00,396
You know, Alvin said he was gonna start
drinkin' pop instead of beer, just like that.
1187
01:28:00,420 --> 01:28:04,906
Yeah. He told me that. J.C.'s the
one that needs to start drinkin' pop.
1188
01:28:04,930 --> 01:28:07,836
That boy goes through a
whole bunch of vehicles.
1189
01:28:07,860 --> 01:28:10,276
He gets uncoordinated when he drinks,
you know.
1190
01:28:10,300 --> 01:28:13,170
Cross-eyed, just about.
Yeah.
1191
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:20,046
Do you ever get tired of things?
1192
01:28:20,070 --> 01:28:23,280
Like what?
Like the way you are.
1193
01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:29,280
Yeah. I even get tired
of the way you are.
1194
01:28:33,290 --> 01:28:38,090
Well, I meant both of us,
yeah. Everybody else too.
1195
01:28:39,860 --> 01:28:43,000
English are smart,
it seems like.
1196
01:28:43,100 --> 01:28:46,748
They even talk pretty
when they're mad.
1197
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:55,356
When we had
that head-on collision,
1198
01:28:55,380 --> 01:28:58,226
I didn't really see that
cowboy's eyes get big as plates.
1199
01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:01,050
That's just a old sayin'.
1200
01:29:02,780 --> 01:29:05,120
I seen you.
1201
01:29:08,090 --> 01:29:12,036
Just for a second. Kind of like in my mind,
you know?
1202
01:29:12,060 --> 01:29:16,600
What was I doin'? Just
holdin' your hand out.
1203
01:29:26,070 --> 01:29:30,390
Sometimes things seem magic,
know what I mean?
1204
01:29:31,050 --> 01:29:33,950
I sure do, baby.
1205
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:41,366
I had fun, too, this week, you know,
besides all the horrible things.
1206
01:29:41,390 --> 01:29:46,286
It's kind of good seein'
everybody in the same spot.
1207
01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:52,560
And we got that dream started
about us a honeymoon.
1208
01:29:53,770 --> 01:29:56,946
It's kind of like that book they
had us read one time in school.
1209
01:29:56,970 --> 01:30:02,116
It started out sayin', "It was the best time I
ever had, and it was the worst time I ever had."
1210
01:30:02,140 --> 01:30:06,844
I believe it was by Dick
somebody. I'll be dogged.
1211
01:30:16,490 --> 01:30:21,386
Hey, boys! Wait a minute!
Hey! Come back! Come here.
1212
01:30:23,100 --> 01:30:27,106
We forgot something, didn't we?
What'd we forget?
1213
01:30:27,130 --> 01:30:29,546
To tell us we love
you. That's right.
1214
01:30:29,570 --> 01:30:32,010
I love you.
I love you.
1215
01:30:32,110 --> 01:30:34,440
I love you.
I love you.
1216
01:30:34,540 --> 01:30:37,886
I love you.
We said it at the same time, didn't we?
1217
01:30:37,910 --> 01:30:40,050
That's cool?
1218
01:30:40,150 --> 01:30:43,296
All right. Y'all's mama is gonna pick
you up this afternoon after school, okay?
1219
01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:47,326
Okay. Daddy's gotta go back
to work. Y'all go play. Be careful.
1220
01:30:47,350 --> 01:30:49,190
Okay.
1221
01:30:49,290 --> 01:30:52,390
Don't throw any rocks
at anybody.
1222
01:30:55,030 --> 01:30:57,206
All right. Come here.
I know what you want.
1223
01:30:57,230 --> 01:31:00,130
You want a hug, don't you?
1224
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:04,856
Have a good day.
See you girls later.
1225
01:31:08,780 --> 01:31:12,980
- You're so safe.
- I know that.
1226
01:31:30,100 --> 01:31:34,228
Miss Montgomery,
can we borrow y'all's hose?
1227
01:31:34,370 --> 01:31:36,400
Sure, hon.
1228
01:31:41,440 --> 01:31:45,410
What's goin' on, honey?
1229
01:31:45,510 --> 01:31:48,850
Little Ricky borrowed the hose.
1230
01:31:48,950 --> 01:31:51,320
What?
1231
01:31:51,420 --> 01:31:54,396
Little Ricky borrowed the hose.
1232
01:31:54,490 --> 01:31:58,330
Playin',
sprayin' one another. Oh.
1233
01:32:02,460 --> 01:32:05,600
Morning.
Good morning, baby.
1234
01:32:15,980 --> 01:32:19,126
I had a dream that
we got a station wagon.
1235
01:32:19,150 --> 01:32:22,990
I had a dream
I stopped usin' protection.
1236
01:32:24,590 --> 01:32:27,190
Protection?
1237
01:32:27,290 --> 01:32:30,790
You know, my deal.
My diaphragm.
1238
01:32:33,260 --> 01:32:36,136
I didn't know you used one
of them things, hon.
1239
01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:39,030
I thought I should.
1240
01:32:41,170 --> 01:32:46,486
- Don't they stop babies from happenin'?
- Of course. That's the point.
1241
01:32:46,510 --> 01:32:48,410
Right?
1242
01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:55,396
So I've been puttin' up with all that shit
from Daddy all these years about grandbabies,
1243
01:32:55,420 --> 01:32:59,220
and I've been shootin'
at a steel door?
1244
01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:03,928
It just didn't seem
like it was okay to have one.
1245
01:33:10,900 --> 01:33:13,800
Now it seems okay.
1246
01:33:17,340 --> 01:33:20,316
Babies know when
they're supposed to get here.
1247
01:33:20,340 --> 01:33:23,440
That's what I think.
1248
01:33:25,650 --> 01:33:28,520
They sure do, honey.
1249
01:33:35,420 --> 01:33:38,536
There was a carload
of 'em in that dream.
1250
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:42,860
How many of 'em?
Two or three of 'em.
1251
01:33:48,340 --> 01:33:53,140
Will you look at me in the eyes
next time we do it?
1252
01:33:56,740 --> 01:33:59,610
I sure will, baby.
1253
01:34:05,190 --> 01:34:07,490
I promise you.
1254
01:34:14,330 --> 01:34:17,500
It's gonna be okay, baby.
1255
01:34:26,040 --> 01:34:29,416
It seems like there's a lot more air
today than there usually is, don't it?
1256
01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:32,896
Yeah. It does seem like it,
don't it?
1257
01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:39,420
Some clouds comin' in.
1258
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:43,660
Maybe there's a storm comin'.
No.
1259
01:34:46,930 --> 01:34:51,400
Them ain't storm clouds.
1260
01:41:18,890 --> 01:41:21,920
In spite of ourselves.
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