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Previously on Big Shot...

Why did Marvyn Korn throw it all away by throwing that chair?

This might be the best thing to happen to Coach.

Can't forget the most important part. Your collab fee.

"Sweatshop labor? No, thank you."

Hana Kea Swimwear asked me to model their gear in my videos.

#CancelHanaKea.

Who is Katrina from Hana Kea Swimwear?

At the end of the semester, you're transferring.

I haven't been honest with you guys. My life is not all perfect.

We wanna offer Olive a full ride.

Miss Goodwyn! Meet Emma Korn. She'll be joining the play.

-She will? - I will?

Boys. Why are they here? - They're in the play.

Well, I-- I guess you hated my cooking.

It was disgusting. Thanks for poisoning me.

You're welcome.

Hey, you wanna know what I like least about you?

-What girl wouldn't? -Right?

Well, first, your personality. The worst.

Serial killer bad, I know.

Second, your sense of humor. Literally nonexistent.

I don't get it.

Okay, wanna know what I like least about you?

Yeah, we don't have time for that.

So, what do you wanna do?

I-- I mean, I don't know.

What do you wanna do?

-Is that your-- -My dad!

Okay, I'm gonna...

What are you doing? Wait, what are you doing?

I'm hiding.

Why? That makes you look guilt--

Hi, Dad.

Hey, sweetie.

I thought you weren't coming home till later.

What's going on here?

Is someone in that closet?

A boy.

I'm telling you this 'cause I wanna be honest with you.

Boy.

Sir, um, it was my idea to hide in the closet, so--

Shut up. Who are you?

I'm Lucas Gruzinsky, sir.

Gruzinsky? Louise's brother?

Yeah, we're in the play together.

-I-- I promise, nothing happened, sir. -Get out.

-

-Dad? -I need a minute, please.

I know I shouldn't have had a boy over without telling you, but I am 16.

Only 16!

-I'm old enough to be dating. -No, you're not!

Mom said it's healthy. We had a long talk.

She said it's normal for girls my age to be physically--

I don't wanna hear that! -But I-- Dad...

I'm not married to your mom anymore, but if I were,

I'd divorce her for whatever you were just gonna say.

You're right. You're not married.

So maybe you should stay out of my dating life

-and start thinking about your own. -No.

Don't deflect with me, okay? I know that trick. I invented it.

You know, Mom's dating.

Good. It's been three years.

-She should-- -Four.

Good.

Is it that orthodontist?

I'm not going to discuss her personal life,

and I'm not gonna discuss mine. Good night.

So I just wanted to say thank you for your responses to my last post.

Sharing my truth with you guys was hard.

But all the love made me feel a thousand times better.

And I so needed that.

Okay, uh, what else? Um...

My team's doing pretty well.

La Jolla Preps said some nice things about us, which is cool.

But we're still out here grinding. I'll keep you posted.

Did you just say La Jolla Preps Weekly said some nice things about us?

They did.

What they said was, and I quote,

"The Westbrook Sirens made it four in a row,

continuing their impressive hot streak.

If they keep this up,

they could find themselves the top seed in the Division III playoffs."

Yeah, those are some nice things.

No, it's a ton of nice things. You should be excited.

I am. I'm just trying to keep it real.

This is real. It's a quote.

Hey, let's show Coach the article.

Yeah, at least she'll appreciate it.

Why is Hot Teacher in her car?

Is this actually happening right now?

Looks like it.

You guys, they can see you. Stop staring.

I don't think I like "Authentic Olive." Can we have the fun one back?

Okay, maybe Holly and Hot Teacher are just friends.

Please. Look at him.

Yeah, but he's like a hundred years younger than her.

Maybe they're just friends.

Welcome to the conversation, Mouse.

Just because he's super hot, and she's-- Oh!

They're hugging now.

And confirmed. So, are we shipping this?

I mean, I think I am. They're kinda cute together.

I wonder if they made it to fourth base.

You mean home?

-

Did you guys study for Coach Barrett's test?

I did. I studied for seven and a half hours.

You mean we studied for seven and a half hours.

But it only felt like three and a half with you.

I'll save you a seat.

You and your girlfriend are stressing me out.

She's not my girlfriend. And you don't know what stress is.

The colonels will lose their mind if I don't get into West Point.

"The colonels"? They're your mom and dad, not your commanding officers.

Well, I wasn't able to study at all.

My parents were screaming at each other all night. I didn't get any sleep.

That's messed up. What were they arguing about?

Who knows? I can't keep track anymore.

It's been going on for weeks.

I have to pass this.

You're gonna fail.

I hate her.

Look, you got this. You kill it in Bio.

Yeah, when I study. I'm going to fail this, and I cannot fail.

Okay, okay, calm down. Don't worry. I have your back.

-Miss Barrett? -I'm kinda busy, Kelsey.

You're just sitting there.

What is it, Kelsey?

Olive and Louise cheated on the test.

That's a very serious accusation.

Well, if you don't believe me, then compare their tests.

I'm betting they're identical.

Have you considered getting a pet?

Sometimes taking care of something can bring about feelings of love and--

I cannot tell you how aggravating this damn thing is!

If I have to spend one hour a week with you,

I don't wanna spend one second more.

Well, it's not exactly a Thai hot stone massage for me either.

-A what? -This kinda thing.

-This is why people don't like you. -Oh, yeah?

You do everything you can to avoid an actual connection.

Then I'll just take it and go. Problem solved.

You see, exactly like I was just saying. You're running away.

I'm not running-- I'm just trying to get away from you.

From an actual connection.

-I connect with a lot of people. -Name five.

-Easy. Emma. -Daughter.

-My team. -Job.

-Caren. -Ex-wife.

-Agent. -Who you pay.

-That's five. -No, that's sad.

And it's only four.

Do you know who wasn't on that list?

Someone you're intimate with.

Oh, listen, I'll sit here once a week with you,

I'll do...

But I'm not talking about intimacy with you.

This is my life, and I'll do whatever I want with it, okay?

Is that intimate enough for you?

Don't you find it odd that a highly successful,

arguably handsome man like yourself

has completely shut himself off from the love of another?

Do you need to see proof, or are you both gonna admit it?

We need to see the proof, Coach.

Ms. Barrett. I'm not Coach now.

They're exactly the same.

Look, we studied together, so it makes perfect sense--

Okay, it was my fault, Ms. Barrett.

Olive. Louise just admitted it.

Look, I didn't study for the test, and Olive was just helping me out, okay?

Please don't punish her. I'm really sorry.

Yeah, you're really, really sorry that you got caught.

I don't wanna hear your excuses. There is no excuse for cheating.

And you are both gonna receive the same punishment.

Here's what's gonna happen.

You are both gonna get zeros on the test,

and you are both going to have lunch and after-school detention for one week.

-But what about the-- -With the game being the only exception.

And if you're lucky, Ms. Thomas won't have anything else to add.

-You're gonna tell Ms. Thomas? - Yeah.

If she calls my parents, they'll pull me out of Westbrook for real this time.

Well, then maybe you should've thought of that before.

I wanted to tell you right away

so no one would accuse me of favoritism towards my players.

I think this punishment is far too light.

We've suspended, even expelled, students for cheating at Westbrook.

Olive and Louise are both A students.

I feel this is the appropriate amount of punishment.

May I remind you this school has a zero-tolerance policy,

even for first-time offenders?

Hmm, simmer down, warden. I'll take it from here. Thank you.

You're very welcome.

No, that's code for you to go.

He's not wrong.

Oh, come on, Sherilyn. I've done plenty of dumb things.

I've seen you do plenty of dumb things.

First rule of Taco Tuesdays is we don't talk about Taco Tuesdays.

-Okay. -All right.

-Now if this happens again, I-- -It won't.

You have my word.

I hope so. Do you think this is due to Korn's influence?

Sherilyn, I am your teacher.

I am your Taco Tuesday buddy.

I'm not your spy.

I'm willing to bet a pitcher of passion fruit margaritas will loosen that tongue.

And then I would tell you the exact same thing.

Coach Korn has been great.

Are you sure you're not just getting lost in those eyes?

I'm not that shallow.

La Jolla Preps says we're a lock to go to Division II.

No, they said we're looking pretty good to go.

Same diff.

Listen up!

I hear you're feeling pretty good about yourselves,

about an article that only you read.

La Jolla Preps Weekly, Coach. They said we're on a hot streak.

Oh, good, that's great. Now forget you ever read it.

It's all noise. Tune it out. We have a job to do. Let's go. Warm up!

They called you brilliant.

They did?

All right, come on. Frankensteins.

You better not be serious about this detention thing.

-They cheated on a test. -They should be punished. Send them to me.

I'll run 'em so hard their feet'll bleed, but we're not missing a practice.

You should be thanking me that they're only missing a few practices.

Thanking you? Okay, good, when they lose tomorrow, I'll thank you.

They could have been kicked off the team for this!

I made a decision! The right one!

Oh, really? As a teacher or as a coach?

Both. Frankly, you could learn a lot from teaching.

What, how to split my focus?

That's one of the reasons why you don't have a team of your own.

Fine. Then I'll leave you to focus on your team!

What's with Holly?

-She probably needs to get her some Felix. -

Girls, if you can talk, you're not working hard enough.

Suicides! Baseline. Let's go! Go, go, go!

No! My queen.

-The queen is dead! - Scene.

Scene!

What are you doing?

I thought my character should be overwhelmed at the horrific discovery

-of her queen lying on-- -Your character?

I'm sorry, did you say your character? It's-- It's my character.

Well, yours and Mr. Shakespeare's.

Exactly! Goodwyn, Shakespeare, but not Schapira!

Here, the playwright's text is sacred.

I just thought once you changed the title to Beth Macbeth,

everything was up for grabs.

It is not!

Get over here.

So, um, what did your dad say after I left?

Oh, just how much he likes you.

He was pissed. How was the rest of your night?

My parents got into this huge fight. It was this whole thing.

Sounds awful. Are you okay?

I'm sorry.

Is my little rehearsal disturbing your conversation?

Sorry, Mrs. Goodwyn.

Miss Goodwyn,

and thanks so much for pointing out my single status.

Proudly single.

Now, if you're done conversing,

perhaps you'd like to spend a little time memorizing your lines.

Already have. "Halt, who goes there?"

Think I nailed it.

Ooh.

Are you being fresh with me?

I very much doubt your father would tolerate this attitude

from the girls on his team.

I bet one strong stare from those periwinkle eyes of his

would render them speechless.

Back to one!

Did she just--

Say your dad has strong, periwinkle eyes? Yes.

-Do you think that means-- -Yes.

Come in if it's quick.

Aren't you supposed to be in detention?

I just finished.

I wanted to apologize for, you know--

Especially after you gave me that scholarship.

Mmm.

So, anyway... I'm sorry.

Miss Cooper...

are you, uh, planning to play basketball for a living?

I mean, I like it, but I don't think I'm that good at it.

-I agree. -Oh.

So... what are your plans?

For?

Life. College.

How is Olive Cooper, who is not that good at basketball,

going to set herself apart? What are you good at?

I guess I was good at social media.

Mm-mmm. You still are.

I saw your latest post.

I like this new you. I'd like to see more of her.

Thanks.

But I'm not sure she's that interesting.

Mostly, we're focused on getting to DII.

Well, there you go. I bet there are a lot of people

that would love to see that journey from your point of view.

You want me to post about it?

I don't think a one-minute post is gon' get it done.

It's just I've never done anything longer.

Well, why not start now? "The Road to DII" by Olive Cooper.

Now that's a girl I'd like to meet, and I bet a lot of colleges would too.

Yeah. You might be right.

Do I smell another day of detention?

No! You're right.

That's what I thought.

You know,

it's a lot more fun being in this office when you're not in trouble.

Thanks, Ms. Thomas.

Make me proud, Ms. Cooper.

-

What're you-- That's mine. You can't take that.

What is going on? Where's Dad?

They're taking everything.

They can't do that. This is our house.

They're not taking everything,

and this is just a temporary freeze on our bank accounts.

What? Why?

They're charging your father with embezzlement,

but we've-- We're taking care of it.

There's nothing for you guys to worry about.

Yeah, 'cause everything is clearly fine.

That's crazy. Dad would never do something like that.

You sure about that?

Hey, listen to me.

You can't tell this to anyone. Okay? This is a family matter.

Cops are carrying half our house out the front door. It's going to get out.

Then the lawyers will handle it, but for now, not a word.

Promise me.

-Is it for real? -I think so.

Hey... about yesterday, I--

You know, the night before, I'd had a terrible night, and Emma and--

There was this kid in the closet.

And I may have been a little--

Know what I mean?

Is there an apology in there somewhere?

-Yes. -Okay.

You're wrong, you know. You can be both.

Be a teacher and a coach.

- Hmm.

Coach Korn.

I don't believe we've formally met. Margaret Goodwyn.

Nice to meet you, Mrs. Goodwyn.

Miss Goodwyn.

Proudly single. Bare as a baby's bottom.

-Miss Goodwyn. -Maggie!

Please, my friends call me Maggie.

You know, we share something in common. Your daughter.

Oh, you're the play lady.

Yeah. Well, we in the biz refer to it as theater.

How's she doin'?

She has enormous potential. Glorious!

If only she would focus more on my and Mr. Shakespeare's words

and less on that Lucas boy.

Ooh, that face.

Come not between the dragon and his wrath.

Anyway, I gave them a pretty tough talking-to yesterday.

-I hope you're not cross with me. -No, no, no.

Any good organization needs focus, it needs discipline, and--

That's exactly what I told them.

I said that if any of the girls on your team tried any monkey business,

they would find themselves on the wrong end

of those strong, periwinkle eyes.

That's right-- Huh?

You know what?

You and I are two peas in a proverbial pod.

I would love to pick your brain over a couple of dirty martinis

and hear all about those coaching tactics of yours.

Uh, maybe someday after work.

-Sure, yeah. Maybe. -How 'bout tonight?

Yeah! Tonight it is.

It'll be fun. Angelini's, seven o'clock.

Uh, I'll make reservations. See ya then, Coach Korn.

Obviously, I had to tell Ms. Barrett

that Louise and Olive were cheating on the test.

But why did they only get detention? They should be expelled.

Because the basketball team gets away with everything. I mean, look at them.

They're probably all in on it.

Do you think anyone else knows?

I mean, they're not keeping it a secret. I mean, they literally drove up together.

They were hanging all over each other.

Are you sure about this?

Look at 'em. Those two are definitely hooking up.

We obviously can't tell anyone, you know.

Wait, who else knows about this?

No one as far as I know, and you didn't hear it from me.

-Marvyn and Margaret? -Mm-hmm.

She's a lot though, isn't she?

-He's a lot. -Yeah, but--

I don't know. I just find it hard to imagine them on a date.

-It's not a date. -Everyone's saying it is.

Well, then everyone's wrong.

We're just going out for drinks.

Really? Who else is gonna be there?

I don't know.

Yeah, you do. Just the two of you.

It's a date, Dad.

No, it's not, daughter.

Holly and I go out all the time. We're not dating.

Obviously, because she's dating Mr. Felix.

Hmm?

You haven't heard? Destiny told me they saw them making out.

Well, okay, good. Good for her.

Felix? The kid with the earrings? He's a child.

Not touching that.

Look, like it or not, and I don't,

Miss Goodwyn has a crush on you and your periwinkle eyes,

which was super fun for me to hear about during play rehearsal.

-It's a date. -I don't wanna talk about this anymore.

Game in a half hour, and I'm gonna be home late.

Yeah, from your date.

Destiny, get right under it.

They're charging your father with embezzlement.

You can't tell anybody about this. This is a family matter.

Dad would never do something like that.

Hey. Hey.

I-- I bet he just couldn't--

-Sorry, what?

Your dad's probably just stuck in traffic.

My aunt's supposed to be coming from LA, and she's not here either.

-So I'm sure the 5 is just jammed up. - Gruzinsky!

-Yeah? - You good?

-Meaning? -Meaning your head's in the clouds,

and you're supposed to be warming up right now.

-I'm fine. -Let's go. Get in there.

-All right. Let's go. Let's go. - Coaches!

-Ten minutes, ten minutes. - Here. Give me that.

All right, we'll collapse on 40 down on the block.

Mouse, don't leave 14 open outside. Got it?

You got it, Coach.

What are you doing?

Chronicling our road to DII.

Well, these team meetings are private. Put that thing away. Put it away!

You're gonna want that footage when we run this winning streak to five.

La Jolla Preps Weekly will have something to say about it.

I want you to listen to me, okay? This could go both ways.

I don't want you to let the cheers go to your brain or the boos go to your heart.

You got it? Just put all that stuff out.

This is our house.

Nobody waltzes in here and pushes us around in our house.

This is our house.

They're taking everything. What is going on?

This is our house.

Hey. That's mine. You can't take that.

-

Louise, you got 40.

Get on 40-- Come on!

Gruzinsky! Get your head in the game. Come on!

Get your head in the game!

-What's the matter with her? -I don't know.

Those are mine!

They're taking everything.

Put all that stuff out.

This is unfair. I don't understand why this is happening.

-This is our house. -

This is our house.

Nobody waltzes in here and pushes us around in our house.

- Foul! Four-zero, two shots.

- What the--

Are you crazy! - Let it go!

-Do you know what I could do to you? -What? What!

What are you doing? - Flagrant foul!

-Number 23, you're ejected. -Come on! Seriously?

-Gruzinsky. - Please get your player, Coach.

Get your player.

Gruzinsky!

-What the hell's the matter with her? -I got it. I got this.

Hey! What got into you out there?

Me? Forty was all over me. Thanks for having my back.

Are you kidding? I've done nothing but have your back.

You could have been expelled for cheating on that test. I protected you.

By telling Sherilyn?

That's part of my job.

Well, you covered your bases. So stop pretending to be my friend.

I went out on a limb for you.

-Well, thank God for St. Holly! -Hey, I get it.

You're going through something. Well, guess what, so is everybody.

That's called life, and to be honest, you have a pretty damn good one.

So, whatever this is, get the hell over it. Look at me!

Nothing gives you the right to treat people who protect you

and care about you this way.

Okay, you think I don't protect you?

I'm going to protect you right now, by walking away!

Hey.

You better not ask me if I'm okay.

Fine. I'm your ride home, remember?

Right.

Yeah.

But I don't wanna go home.

I wanna tell you. I just-- I can't talk about it.

Okay.

No, my mom would kill me.

I had to swear to her I'd keep my mouth shut.

No worries. I get it.

My dad was arrested.

It's about money stuff, and it's serious, and I don't know what's going to happen.

I can't believe I just said that out loud.

I can't even imagine.

I'm so sorry.

You can't tell anybody, okay?

I don't know what I would do if people found out. It'd be a nightmare.

Who cares what other people think?

I care.

Dylan, my family is--

Everyone knows us. Hell, our name is on the school gym.

But you're not your family--

That's not what I'm saying.

Everyone would love to see us humiliated.

Not me. I'd still be here for you.

You just-- You've no idea what you're signing up for.

I've been your backup date to every dance.

I signed up for this a long time ago.

Forty probably deserved it.

Better luck next time, Coach.

Well, we squeaked that one out, huh?

Eh. Five in a row is five in a row.

Yeah, but it wouldn't have been such a nail-biter

-if Gruzinsky would've kept her cool. -Yeah.

What is the matter with her?

I don't know. She is definitely going through something.

When is she not?

I gave her some space. She needed to cool down. So did I.

Well, why don't you go have a drink with your new boyfriend?

What?

Yeah, I-- I heard that you and Felix were a thing.

Who did you hear that from?

I don't know, everybody.

I mean, Destiny told someone, that someone told Emma,

then Emma told me. Relax. I'm not gonna tell anybody.

Well, I mean, not that it's any of your business or the girls',

but Felix and I are not a thing.

Cool.

I mean, not like you and Goodwyn.

Me an-- What do you mean?

I-- I don't know.

I never thought of you as the theatergoing type, but...

-I'm not. -Then what are you going

to talk about on your date tonight?

It's not a date.

That's not what I heard.

Next production is gonna be Jersey Girls.

Well, how-- Wow, that's-- Never would've guessed it.

Can you imagine? -No.

You know, and not to brag, but, um, the Westbrook Gazette called

my Josephine and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat a revelation.

-The school paper? -Mmm, yeah.

And that snarky little sophomore, Veronica, she can be brutal, so...

-...I got off lucky.

But I've been babbling about myself way too long.

Tell me-- Tell me about you.

Well, I-- You know, there's not much to tell.

I've, uh, been a basketball coach now for 20 years--

No, no. Not the coach, the man.

I'm not interested in your text.

Thrill me with your subtext.

I don't have a lot of that. Um...

I'm more of, like, a what you see is what you get kind of person.

Oh, poo!

I bet with a little digging,

I could find an ocean of emotional undercurrents in you.

What are you doing? -I'm just having a little look-see.

Oh, no. -Sorry. What?

It's-- Well, right here, look.

Um...

-This line indicates that... -Uh-huh.

...you're capable of having fun.

Well, let's keep it our little secret then.

Okay.

Mmm.

-We should order, right? -Mmm.

All right. Let's see. You know what you want?

I certainly do.

Gino!

Gino. - All done.

You ordered for me?

Sì.

You like to take control, don't you?

You like that I do, don't ya?

This is a date, isn't it?

Of course it is.

...I got, but I wan-- I just wanted to be with my dad,

Like, he loved golf, and I'm there, and it's--

There's this old woman, you know, watching, and I get up

and I tried so hard to, you know, to make my dad proud.

And I whack the ball so hard and it--

When I hit it, it like--

-What do you call that? -You sliced it.

-You play golf? -No.

I sliced it, and it went... ...right--

I mean, it missed this old woman's temple by an inch.

-Oh, my God. That's horrible. -You believe that?

I know. I could've killed her.

I mean, that's not funny, but it's kinda funny now.

-Yeah. -I mean, looking back.

I'm so glad you didn't.

It would've been like,

"Oh, hey, there's Marvyn Korn the basketball coach.

Didn't he kill an old woman at the golf course some years ago?"

-I'm so glad that didn't happen. -Yeah.

Think about it. I mean, just, like, one inch can make all the difference.

Hmm.

-Oh, you-- -You know.

I didn't mean it like that.

You're blushing. -Well, because I didn't--

Oh, my God. No.

Who would've thought the fearsome Marvyn Korn could be embarrassed?

-

You have a good laugh.

Well, you're a very good storyteller.

-I, uh, got it from my dad. -Mmm.

I haven't told that story in... a long time.

You thought you had no emotional undercurrents.

See, this is the guy I was talking about.

I knew he was in there somewhere.

Really?

Really.

-Hi. -What is that?

Leftovers, in case you're hungry.

Oh? So, you two had dinner?

We had a bite.

Seems like more than a bite if they put the leftovers in a swan.

It's an Italian thing.

All right, it was a date.

I knew it. And you hated it?

Maggie's not nearly as bad as you made her out to be.

"Maggie"?

Yeah.

Oh, no. You had fun, didn't you?

She's interesting.

I mean, yeah, she's a little wacky, but she took charge, which was refreshing.

Yes, I had fun, okay? I had fun. We had fun. Is that so terrible?

You're the one who wanted me to go on a date.

Yes, but not with her.

The whole reason I signed up for the play is for once not to be

just Marvyn Korn's daughter, and now that's all Miss Goodwyn will see.

Okay, I get it. I'm sure sh-- I'll talk to Maggie--

Would you stop calling her that?

It's just-- The play was supposed to be my thing.

I'll tell her I can't see her again.

I'm not saying that, I just--

Wha-- -

Hey.

Hey.

How's Mom?

Uh, she's upstairs, resting.

Heard you got in a fight at the game.

Pretty sure we're only supposed to have one criminal per family.

-

Don't answer it.

Dad, are you okay? Where are you?

I'm fine. I'm at my hotel. I just had a burger actually.

Room service here is pretty good.

Dad, when are you coming back?

Soon.

Your mom and I just felt it would be best if I stayed here

a little while longer to really focus on my defense.

So, in other words, Mom told you not to come home?

Lucas, shut up.

Anyhow, I didn't call to talk about that.

How's my little girl? I'm dying to know about the game.

The game? Really? That-- That's why you called? The game?

Stop!

Um, we won, but it wasn't my best day. I got fouled out.

That's okay. That's bound to happen if you're playing tight D.

Look, I hate that I missed this one,

but I am gonna be at the next one, okay? That is a promise.

Promise? Wow, that's worth a lot.

Lucas!

Louise!

Hey, it's okay. You know, we're all a little stressed.

Yeah, because of you.

Listen, Louise. Hey, look at me.

I would never do anything to hurt this family. You know that, right?

But you did, Dad.

-You did. -Can you let him talk?

Why? So we can hear more lies?

-Hey, hey-- - You know what?

You can sit here and listen to this garbage. I'm out.

Look, this is my lawyer.

Honey, I really gotta take this, but everything is going to be fine, okay?

How do you know?

Don't I always take care of things? Hmm? Don't I always take care of you?

You didn't do this, right? The things that they say you did.

Right, Dad?

Of course not.

I gotta take this, but I'll talk to you soon, okay?

I love you. Be good.

Why're we called into Ms. Thomas's office? Are we in trouble?

Maybe she wants to give us scholarships like Olive.

No, you're in trouble.

And she's ready for you.

Um, hey, Coach. What are you...

So, I owe you girls a thank-you.

See. I knew it was good.

-Carol was wrong. -If it weren't for you, I wouldn't know

that these two were having an inappropriate relationship.

Wha-- How did you-- We were the only ones talking about that.

Loudly, apparently. Word got out and ran right over to me.

I just want to say that, uh, I've really loved coaching you girls,

and I'm gonna miss you, and I let you down.

-I mean, we both did. I'm sorry. - Wait--

-Did you fire them? Both? -I had to. It's school policy.

Can't you just let them off with a warning?

Any relationship between two teachers has to be reported to HR.

They failed to do so,

even after you made it clear they were having one.

Well, we didn't know for sure.

-So you're just spreading rumors? -They just seem close, is all.

You're right. We are close.

Felix is my godson.

My mom is Holly's best friend.

She's known me since I was in diapers.

I can tell by the look on your panicked faces

that I don't have to say anything else.

So I'm going to keep my mouth shut,

and going forward, I suggest you do the same.

Sorry, Coach.

Sorry, Hot Teach-- Mr. Felix. Mr. Felix.

Sherilyn, you might wanna check your electronic mail.

Something you're not gonna like.

Thank you, Carol.

Well, I think that about covers it. You're all dismissed.

Diapers? Really?

I'm sorry. I was just trying to get the point across.

Hasn't been that long.

Oh, no.

What?

You guys, I can't believe it. Hot Teacher is single.

If you two got married, Holly would be your godmother-in-law.

That's skipping a lot of steps, Mouse.

Hey! How did it go with Ms. Thomas?

Turns out, Hot Teacher is actually Holly's godson.

-She's dating her godson? Ew. - Yeah.

-Guys, something's going on.

-Not something. Everything.

Louise's dad got arrested.

-What? -That's terrible.

Bigger they are, right?

Take a walk.

Whoa! Terrifying, Mouse. So violent.

Guys, it's everywhere.

-Did you see? - Yeah, I'm just seeing it now.

Wow. That's a lot.

It's more than a lot when it's your dad.

Nice form.

Got a sec?

Working on my foul shots.

I can see that.

Carlsbad won't know what hit 'em.

Come on. Let's talk a sec.

I'm fine, Coach. Really.

Yeah? Well, I'm not. I just saw the news.

How long have you known?

Couple days.

It got out. Everyone knows now. They're all gonna be talking about it.

Mm-hmm. Yes, they'll be talking about it.

But it doesn't mean you have to listen. It's all just noise, Louise.

This is going to ruin everything. It's what we'll be known for.

Well, you're gonna be okay.

You have no idea.

Really?

-Sorry. -It's okay.

-Of course. - Yeah.

How did you get through it?

I haven't.

It changes you.

I'll say that. It changes you.

Sometimes change isn't a bad thing.

The silver lining is you find out who your friends are.

And you are surprised at how few there are.

But I'm talking about, like...

your real friends that...

stand by you and... protect you.

If you need anything, I'm here.

Thank you, Coach.

Coach?

Hey, Louise...

Um... I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry.

Oh, no. You don't have to--

No, I really do.

You were looking out for me.

I did some things and said some things.

You didn't deserve to be treated like that.

I bet you haven't eaten.

I make really good takeout.

No, no, no. I-- I can't impose.

Louise... it's okay. Come on in.

I know, I know.

I'm the last person you want to see right now, sir,

but would it be okay if I talked to Emma?

Just talk.