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- Hello, I'm Randall Park.
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With Election Day 2032
just around the corner,
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the latest polls
released today
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show candidate Dwayne Johnson
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with a 4-point lead
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against his opponent,
Senator Brayden Taft.
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Candidate Johnson
has come a long way
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since we started
our all-access coverage
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of his campaign.
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We've captured the good,
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the bad,
and the surreal.
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- ♪ Starts tumblin'
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♪ Who's your daddy,
who's your baby? ♪
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♪ Who's your buddy?
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♪ Who's your man?
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See you at the polls!
Let's do this!
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[cheers and applause]
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- Tonight we have
candidate Johnson with us live
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from his campaign headquarters.
Welcome, Dwayne.
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- Hey, Randall, it's good to
see you, buddy, as always.
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- Tell me, are you already
writing your acceptance speech?
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- [laughs]
Randall, you know me.
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I never point
to that scoreboard
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until the game is over.
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- Oh, yeah, you see,
I'm the opposite.
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I love counting my chickens.
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I, like, literally
have four chickens.
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- You live free, man.
- Okay.
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- Randall, there's been
so many times in my life
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where things were going great,
and then all of a sudden, bam,
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I get blindsided.
- The poster looks great, Mom,
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but Rocky hasn't won
the bout yet.
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- I had these made early.
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Vince told me that
it's only a matter of time.
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Rocky's going to go
on the road,
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wrestle for the WWF,
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become the tag-team champion,
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and then he'll return home
and fight for me.
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- Oh, Dewey, uh, take a picture
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of me with my poster.
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I'm gonna take it on the road
with me tomorrow,
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show it to Macho Man,
tell him I'm from the future.
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It'll freak him out.
[laughter]
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- Then I'll appear and pretend
to be you from the past.
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His brain is gonna explode.
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- I appreciate that,
little man,
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but you're gonna stay here
with your mom.
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The road is no place for a kid.
- But I'm not a kid.
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I'm the president of
the Rocky Johnson Fan Club.
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- Sweetie, we're gonna
have so much fun.
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We're gonna go to the zoo,
see that pregnant panda,
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and we're all gonna go
to the beach later.
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- Hey, boss, you ready
to go...visit Gary Chow?
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- Yeah.
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- Wait, are you going
to see Greg Yao?
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- No.
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- Because Gary Chow sounds
suspiciously like Greg Yao.
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- Gary is my florist,
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and we're gonna go
and talk about orchids.
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- See, when you smile
and say that,
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it makes me think you're
not telling me the truth.
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- Does it?
[laughs]
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- I think you should
stay away from that guy.
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- If you want to put on
a match, you go through me.
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- Just tell me what
you want me to do.
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- You pay my tribute fee
of $5,000.
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- Did you hear, FBI?
Did you get it?
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- Yeah, but if we can get more,
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we have a better chance of
making sure the charges stick.
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- And, remember, we're going
to the beach later.
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- We won't be gone long.
Come on, Bob.
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- You need me on the road.
- I'll get the car.
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- Who's gonna help sell merch?
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- Vince has guys who do that.
- Not as well as I can.
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You see this smile?
It moves units.
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- Dewey, I don't think
it's a good idea.
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- I don't want to stay here
with Mom.
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I wanna go with you.
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- Okay, fine.
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- You wanna go somewhere
with me?
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Okay, then.
Let's go.
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[sighs]
Elbows in.
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Yeah, back straight.
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[sighs]
Now.
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Flex.
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Ooh.
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[upbeat music]
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- Yeah, nice.
- Look at that definition.
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- Me and you could be doing
this on the road, Dad.
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Gym buddies.
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- Yeah, the gym is a place
to get after it,
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but it's also a place
for real talk.
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- Okay, real talk me.
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- Dewey.
[sighs]
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Remember how Mom said
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"Star Search"
changed their minds
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about flying her out to
Los Angeles for an audition?
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That wasn't true.
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- Oh, okay.
So Mom's a bad singer.
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- What?
No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
She chose not to go
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to be here with you
while I was on the road.
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She wanted to be that constant
presence in your life
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so you always felt like
you had a home.
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So when you say things like,
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"I don't wanna stay here
with Mom,"
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Dewey, that hurts her.
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You're not
a little kid anymore,
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so you can't be doing that.
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Are you ready to be the man
of the house while I'm gone?
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- What do I have to do?
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- Watch after your mom
and your grandma.
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A man looks out for his family.
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- Dad, if it's okay with you,
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I'm gonna do my next set
by myself.
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- Absolutely.
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Do some thinking curls.
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- I was just a kid...
[sighs]
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But I knew I wanted
to live by those words.
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Words I still live by today.
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- ♪ We are getting down
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- Lia, Bob.
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Come in.
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- You know why we're here, Yao.
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Where's my tribute fee?
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- Okay, straight to the point.
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[tense music]
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♪
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- It's light.
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- I could only find $1,800.
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But if you let me put on
my wrestling match,
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I can get you the rest.
- You hear that, Peter?
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He's trying to screw me,
High Chief.
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- I'm not.
- Who are you talking to?
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- [stammering]
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I-I don't have the money.
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- Then you have to pay
a different price.
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- What do you mean?
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- Bang, bang.
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You have until
the end of the day.
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♪
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- Did you get it?
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- We got it.
Calling it in now.
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- [sighs]
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- Where are they?
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- Mom said to meet her
and Grandma here.
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all: Surprise!
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[laughter]
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- I just wanted to do
a little something
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to show you
how proud of you I am.
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- Thank you, babe.
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This is just the beginning
for us.
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Food smells incredible.
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- Ha, I stole recipe
from old family enemy.
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- Hey, so, uh, me and Sika
are trying to find out
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who's got
the best artistic eye, eh?
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So let us each take
a picture of you,
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and then in five to seven days'
time when it's developed,
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you can tell us
which one's better.
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- But first, shirts off.
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- Oh.
- Oy, oy, oy, oy.
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- Thank you, Dewey.
- Yeah.
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- One, two, three, flex.
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- Ooh.
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- Oh, what a beautiful tableau,
yeah.
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- Ah, Dewey.
- Mom, can I real talk you?
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- Sure, baby.
What's going on?
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Oh.
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[laughs]
What's that for?
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- I'm glad I'm staying here
with you while Dad's gone.
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- I'm glad you are too.
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- So even at ten years old,
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you were already stepping up
for your family?
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- Yeah, it's a great feeling
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when you're on top
of that rollercoaster,
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but we all know
what comes after that.
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- Ooh, perfect.
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- The cake is too nice.
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They'll never believe
that you made it.
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- They'll believe
what I tell them to believe.
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Come on.
We're late.
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[tires squealing]
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- FBI!
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Lia Maivia, you're
under arrest for extortion.
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- Extortion?
What are you talking about?
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I'm just a grandma.
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- We got you threatening
Greg Yao on video.
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- You're making a big mistake.
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I am a lady, innocent.
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- Run, boss.
[grunts]
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- You run.
I'm wearing flip-flops.
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- Man, I would not be that cool
if the feds came after me.
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- She was cold as ice.
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Like Sly Stallone from
"Cliffhanger" when he had to--
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both: Burn all the stolen money
to stay alive.
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- Yes, Randall!
- Yeah, it was a classic.
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- You got it.
My man.
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- Um, so that was it?
Your grandma went to jail,
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and that was the end
of her business?
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- No, she actually
beat the rap.
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- Twist.
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- But I'll save that story
for down the road.
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- Oh, I'm already obsessed
with it.
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- You know, my dad would've
never known it at the time,
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but when he told me
to always look out
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for my grandmother and my mom,
well, I took that to heart.
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- Even more reason
why your grandmother's arrest
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must've been so shocking
for all of you.
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- It was, but that's what
it's like on a rollercoaster,
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highs and lows.
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You know, I remember
a similar thing happened
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when I was in high school.
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I've talked about this
in the past,
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where I was going down
a pretty dark road.
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But my junior year,
I found the game of football,
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and that's when things
really started to change.
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I was a top recruit,
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and every major football
program was after me.
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- Dewey, we got another one.
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- It started with letters.
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[Duran Duran's "Notorious"]
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Then came the phone calls.
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- Hello?
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No, Dwayne's not home.
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Who's calling?
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[phone ringing]
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- ♪ Here's one
you don't compromise ♪
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- Then came
the in-home visits,
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which weirdly always ended up
with coaches
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giving us a mug.
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- Anyone want coffee?
- Yeah, thanks.
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[faucet rumbling]
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- Oh, this damn apartment.
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The landlord
never fixes anything.
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- Sounds like Andre
when he sleeps on his back.
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- My family
was still struggling,
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but I knew college football
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could lead to
a better future for us.
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- You gotta go
to Notre Dame, man.
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You're automatically
down with Jesus.
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- I like the Georgia Bulldogs.
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Do you remember the time
you stole my dog purse?
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- They're trying
to deport me, Dewey.
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The feds are the criminals.
Bob, say aloha.
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- Aloha.
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- If you join USC, the other
teams will be seeing red
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in a way that I never will.
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- Nebraska's a no-brainer.
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I hear it's called
"Big Hair Country."
252
00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:54,490
- Don't listen to Big-Hair.
Nebraska's defensive scheme
253
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,231
is all wrong
for your style of play.
254
00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,407
- I appreciate the input.
255
00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,713
Can I ask you something?
256
00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:02,367
- Oh, my God, yes,
I will go to prom with you.
257
00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:05,632
- No, I was gonna ask why
Karen still won't talk to me.
258
00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:09,026
- Oh, my God.
- It's fine, no one noticed.
259
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,419
- It's been a year.
260
00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:12,377
- Do I like that you're poor?
No.
261
00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:15,642
But I hate that you lied
to me about it.
262
00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:17,557
You didn't even
give me a chance.
263
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,167
- [gasps]
264
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,343
- You know, as much as I hated
Karen not talking to me,
265
00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,737
it just added fuel to my fire
to be great.
266
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,608
Anything come from
the University of Miami?
267
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,654
- No, UCLA
and Washington today.
268
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,612
- [groans]
- Hey.
269
00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,527
- [laughs]
Typical you.
270
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,485
You got all these schools
offering you scholarships,
271
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:35,183
but you want the one
that isn't.
272
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,619
- They're the national champs,
273
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,665
and if they're not
gonna come after me,
274
00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:40,318
then I guess
I gotta go after them.
275
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,798
[phone ringing]
276
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,408
- David Scott.
277
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,541
- Sup, David Scott.
Why aren't you recruiting me?
278
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,716
- Who is this?
279
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:50,067
- The beast of Bethlehem,
Dwayne Johnson.
280
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:52,504
5-star D-lineman,
Freedom High,
281
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:53,810
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
282
00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,769
- Yeah, look,
I'm not familiar--
283
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,248
- If you want to
let Bobby Bowden beat you
284
00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,381
to the best D-lineman
in the country,
285
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,470
that's up to you.
- Let me look into it.
286
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,428
- Better hurry.
I'm making a decision soon.
287
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:07,737
- Hey, kid, I respect the guts
you got in calling me.
288
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:10,392
- Gotta go for it, right?
289
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,959
[sighs]
I was feeling strong,
290
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:15,092
full of confidence, and
I decided to keep it going.
291
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,659
- Andrew Carnegie--
can I help you?
292
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:17,878
- No thanks.
I'm on a roll.
293
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,575
I gotta keep going.
294
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,622
Karen, will you go
to prom with me?
295
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,406
- Prom?
Okay, first off,
296
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,668
we haven't talked in,
like, a century,
297
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:28,584
and second, I have
a boyfriend now, Kevin.
298
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,761
- Father, forgive him
for he knows not what he does.
299
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:34,721
- Father, forgive him because
he's a rudy poot candy ass.
300
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,418
[laughter]
Look.
301
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,463
I shouldn't have lied to you
about being rich,
302
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,161
and I get why you don't want
anything to do with me,
303
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,815
but things are different now.
I've changed,
304
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,426
and in a few years,
my lie won't be a lie anymore.
305
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,080
I'm gonna get into the NFL,
306
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,909
and be so rich I can afford
a robot maid like Rocky Balboa.
307
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,388
- What?
308
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,738
- Rocky bought one for Paulie
in "Rocky IV."
309
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,522
It doesn't matter.
What I'm saying is,
310
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,481
if you ever change
your mind, ever,
311
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,745
come find me.
You'll know where I am.
312
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,443
[upbeat music]
313
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,924
- All right, class.
Andrew Carnegie.
314
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,447
- The balls.
315
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,754
- Hey, worked with Miami,
might work with Karen too.
316
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,146
- Wait, what do you mean,
Miami?
317
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,452
Dude,
they finally recruiting you?
318
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:11,671
- Should be showing up
at my place right now
319
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:12,889
for an official visit.
320
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,325
- What the hell
are you doing here then?
321
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,197
- Gotta finish my workout.
322
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,286
- The balls.
323
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:21,289
- ♪ Wheels keep on turning 1
324
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,727
♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin'
325
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,861
♪ Rollin', rollin'
326
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:31,299
♪ Rollin' on the river
327
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,214
- Love me some John Fogerty.
328
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,651
- Wish I'd brought
my harmonica.
329
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,783
- Apologies for being late,
fellas.
330
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,828
- Hey, son.
Where you been?
331
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,569
Your mama been singing
Creedence for an hour.
332
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,658
"Who'll Stop the Rain,"
"Put a Candle in the Window..."
333
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,226
- At the gym.
I lost track of time.
334
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,488
You know how it is
when you catch a groove.
335
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:47,619
Can't cut it short.
336
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,970
- You kept us waiting
for an hour
337
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,363
because you wanted to finish
your damn workout?
338
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,282
- I kinda love it.
339
00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,544
- [bleep], me too, man.
340
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,200
[both laughing]
341
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,898
- I like that Coach O.
342
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,291
He's like a mix of my mom
and Macho Man.
343
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,641
- Mm, yeah, he's got
great thickness.
344
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,383
You give me a month with him,
I'll make him a WWF champion.
345
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:15,299
- Any guy over 200 pounds
you say this.
346
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,606
- Hey, congrats on Miami, son.
347
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,827
You made it happen
for yourself.
348
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,263
- And the first thing
I'm gonna do
349
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,569
when I get drafted to the NFL
is buy you a house.
350
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,832
- Oh.
[laughs]
351
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,355
How about you buy us
a Cadillac,
352
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,748
and we'll work our way up
from there.
353
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,575
- No more crappy apartments.
354
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:33,274
No more broken faucets.
No more landlords.
355
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,579
This is gonna
be the first house
356
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:37,713
we've ever owned.
I got big dreams for us.
357
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,236
- Me too.
358
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,238
My big dream is you.
359
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,721
- Mm, my allergies
are acting up.
360
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,896
- There's a pepper flake
in my eye.
361
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,376
- [laughs]
362
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,552
- I was feeling great,
riding high,
363
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:54,556
but then boom, reality
smacked us right in the face.
364
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,514
- Excuse me.
We live here.
365
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,038
What's going on?
366
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,822
- The woman in apartment three
caught her hair on fire
367
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,259
while trying
to cook amphetamines.
368
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,044
Unfortunately,
her faucet didn't work,
369
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:06,829
so she ran outside and tried
to jump in the pool next door,
370
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,397
which was bone dry.
[indistinct radio chatter]
371
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,703
She survived the fall, crawled
over to the manager's office,
372
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,793
who, upon seeing her
disfigured body at the door,
373
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,359
had a heart attack and died.
374
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,754
- You know what?
A house sounds pretty good.
375
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,408
- I agree.
376
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,932
- So you're saying there's been
a pool here this whole time?
377
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:24,934
.
378
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,067
- So you got that scholarship
to Miami,
379
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,416
and then bam,
your legs get cut out.
380
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,374
- Yeah, there's
that rollercoaster again.
381
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,812
But I tell you what, it made me
double down on my promise
382
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,031
that I made my parents
to buy them a house.
383
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,077
All those places we lived,
384
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,035
we never owned our own house.
385
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,341
- Yeah, you just needed
to get to the NFL
386
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,864
to make good on that promise.
387
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,214
- You know, I really struggled
when I first got to Miami,
388
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,260
but I still had good tape
to show the scouts,
389
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:49,219
and I had that Miami cache.
I was hopeful.
390
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,005
I still felt like I had a shot
at my NFL dream.
391
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,049
- [grunts]
392
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,051
- Yeah, that's it, sir.
Push it.
393
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,531
Push it, 3-6-5.
394
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:59,360
3-6-6 on leap years, baby.
[laughs]
395
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,362
- Laying it on a little thick,
don't you think?
396
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,407
- Hey, as long as they let me
workout here for free
397
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,845
and get ready for the draft,
I'll lay it on as thick as--
398
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,803
Hey.
Don't worry, sir.
399
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,501
By the time we're done,
no one will believe you're 50.
400
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,112
- All right, enough.
401
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,853
Lat check.
402
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:16,812
[laughs]
403
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:21,077
- Oh, boy!
- Ooh!
404
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,470
- Look at that.
405
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:23,993
Looks like a cobra's head.
406
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,342
- If I get any more swole,
407
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,648
they're gonna need
bigger mirrors.
408
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,911
- Could cover a small village
from the rain.
409
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,913
- I think I'm finally stronger
than Gaston
410
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,176
from "Beauty and the Beast."
- Gotta turn my head
411
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,526
just to see the range
on these babies.
412
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,442
[both grunting]
413
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:41,271
- What about your job?
You have any enemies?
414
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,447
- They run the Bank of Hawaii
like a family.
415
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,884
So if anything,
416
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,189
I've got a bunch of
new brothers and sisters.
417
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,017
- Who's your least
favorite sister?
418
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,932
- [clears throat]
- Oh.
419
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,281
Sorry, Bob.
I gotta go.
420
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,500
Dewey needs the phone.
421
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,371
Don't forget to send me
some Koko Samoa.
422
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:55,982
They don't have
any here in Tonta.
423
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,200
both: Tampa.
424
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,072
- Yeah, okay, Tampa, Tompa.
Goodbye.
425
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,291
- [sighs]
426
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,511
Okay, the draft
is about to start.
427
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:06,253
Nobody make any calls
for the next two days.
428
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:09,256
Gotta keep the line open
in case an NFL team calls.
429
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,431
- Has it started?
430
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,259
- Not yet, babe.
You're just in time.
431
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,477
- Oh, good.
432
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,001
And I told my boss
I'm taking tomorrow off.
433
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,264
Didn't say why.
I like to create mystery.
434
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,875
Nothing's keeping me from
watching Dewey's big moment.
435
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,964
- Oh, you don't have to stay
for the whole draft, Mom.
436
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,575
It's just gonna be some guys in
polo shirts looking at papers.
437
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,316
- Okay, great.
I'm taking a nap.
438
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,666
Wake me up
when something happens.
439
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,277
- The draft is seven rounds,
440
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,322
and I just needed one team
to give me a shot.
441
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,499
- With the first pick
in the draft,
442
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,371
Cincinnati Bengals
have selected
443
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,243
running back from Penn State
Ki-Jana Carter.
444
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,028
[cheers and applause]
445
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,552
- Should've been
Dwayne Johnson.
446
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,511
- With the third choice
447
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:50,166
in the first round,
the Houston Oilers select
448
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:53,256
quarterback from Alcorn State
Steve McNair.
449
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,692
- Not mad at
a Black quarterback.
450
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,086
- That's right.
451
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,959
- With the 12th pick
in the first round,
452
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:03,527
Tampa Bay selects defensive
tackle University of Miami
453
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,660
Warren Sapp.
454
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,923
- Oh, Dewey, it's your friend.
455
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,359
- Of course
Sapp's coming to Tampa.
456
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,187
- Look at the Tampa mascot.
457
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:14,234
A woman with a mustache
holding a knife in her teeth.
458
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,584
- Huh.
459
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,281
[Wu-Tang Clan's "C.R.E.A.M."]
460
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,501
- Third round,
Miami Dolphins...
461
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,982
[overlapping announcements]
462
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,940
♪
463
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,029
And that concludes day one.
464
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,553
- I didn't hear
my name called on day one,
465
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:32,034
but I still felt hopeful
about day two.
466
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,167
- Welcome to day two of...
- And the 109th pick...
467
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,299
[overlapping announcements]
468
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,084
- Jack Jackson.
469
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:41,217
- Jerry Wilson.
- It's the 233rd pick.
470
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:45,526
♪
471
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,354
- For the final pick...
472
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,487
- 249th selection
in the 1995 draft...
473
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:53,229
goes to Michael Reed,
474
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,405
defensive back Boston College.
475
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:58,321
And he was drafted
by the Carolina Panthers
476
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:01,020
and he'll be big time
in Newport Beach.
477
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,064
Thank you.
478
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,022
- What's happened?
Is it over?
479
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,463
- Yeah, it is.
480
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,987
It's really over.
[sighs]
481
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:14,032
.
482
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,426
[somber music]
483
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:21,170
♪
484
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,086
- I broke my promise.
485
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,784
I let her down.
I let you down too, Dad.
486
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,960
I-I let everyone down.
487
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,138
- [speaking Samoan]
488
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,227
- You're not done.
489
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,577
Trust me,
I know from experience,
490
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,622
it ain't over until it's over.
491
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,581
- I appreciate your positivity,
Dad,
492
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,975
but there's no working
the gimmick here.
493
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,979
- Babe, you know
we love your singing,
494
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,764
but now's not...
495
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,724
- I want you to have this,
496
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,552
so no matter how far
your journey takes you,
497
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,120
you can play a song and be
right back with your family.
498
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,209
- Mom, thank you,
499
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,124
but I'm not going anywhere.
500
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:05,910
- Maybe not right away,
but you will.
501
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,608
And when you do,
502
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,088
this is your reminder
that you're not alone.
503
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,786
[inspirational music]
504
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,831
You carry all of us with you.
505
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:17,922
♪
506
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,837
[phone ringing]
507
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,802
- Hello?
- Hello.
508
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,021
Is this the University
of Miami's Dwayne Johnson?
509
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,154
- Uh, yes, sir, it is.
510
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,157
[wind howling]
511
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,030
Hello?
512
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,686
Hello?
513
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,168
Hello?
514
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,998
- Hey, you must be
Dwayne Johnson!
515
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,218
Well, on behalf
of the Calgary Stampeders,
516
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:55,786
welcome to
the Canadian Football League!
517
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,138
Hey, what's with
the tiny guitar, eh?
518
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,186
- I got it from my mom.
It's an ukulele.
519
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,188
- That's tiny.
- Yeah.
520
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,190
- Canada?
- Canada.
521
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,105
- Huh.
So you kept your dream
522
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,933
of playing professional
football alive.
523
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,195
- Hell yes, I did.
524
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,675
If they were gonna
pay me to play,
525
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,067
then that's where
I was gonna go.
526
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,983
You know, look, my goal
was to crush it in the CFL
527
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,072
and then get signed
by an NFL team.
528
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,900
- Well, I would ask you
how long
529
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,772
you played pro football
in Canada for,
530
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,166
but I have a feeling that's
also a story for another time.
531
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,950
- And you know
it's a great one.
532
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,647
Look, no matter what happens,
533
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,867
whether I become
president or not,
534
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,043
I wanted to share some
personal stories with people
535
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,350
to show them that I understand
where they're coming from,
536
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,829
because I've been there.
537
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,918
- Well, thank you so much,
candidate Johnson,
538
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,224
for your time,
539
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,139
and best of luck
in the election.
540
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,836
Although, I don't think
you'll need it.
541
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,360
- Well, thank you very much,
Randall.
542
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,752
It's my pleasure,
543
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,928
and you always need
a little bit of luck.
544
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,278
[both laughing]
545
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,628
- All right, candidate Johnson.
That's a wrap.
546
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,065
Thank you.
[bell ringing]
547
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,632
[chatter]
548
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,635
[birds cooing]
549
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,638
[warm music]
550
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,727
- Mom?
551
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,250
How'd you know
where to find me?
552
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,078
- You always find
spots like this
553
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,167
where you just come
and sit and think
554
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,083
ever since Andre and you
and your birds.
555
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,172
- [laughs]
- Yeah.
556
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,087
- These interviews, Mom,
I've been doing
557
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,915
has really gotten me nostalgic.
558
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,091
♪
559
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,701
Can you believe
how far we've come?
560
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,182
- Yes, Dewey, we are blessed.
561
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,184
We're very blessed.
562
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,403
- I wish Dad could've been here
563
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,927
to see where
we're at right now.
564
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:36,757
♪
565
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,976
- He is here.
566
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,891
He's very proud of you.
567
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,633
- [quietly]
Yeah.
568
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,983
- He's here right now.
569
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,422
- What do you think
Grandma's saying right now?
570
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:52,642
- "I oughta smack that Dewey."
[both laughing]
571
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,951
- I better get going.
572
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,909
- Let's go.
- Come on.
573
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,824
All right.
574
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,173
We gotta get
to a press conference.
575
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,784
- Do you want me to write
some lines for you?
576
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,046
- [laughs]
No, Mom, I'm good.
577
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,662
[sighs]
578
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,448
Mom, I think I might
just win this thing.
579
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,667
- President Dewey.
580
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:22,846
[excited chatter
and camera shutters clicking]
581
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:27,446
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