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Listen.
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Ms. Travis, listen to me.
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What?
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This is a simple surgery.
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I've done this operation hundreds of times.
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You'll be fine.
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But what if I'm not fine?
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What if I die on that operating table?
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- I have three...
- Uh-huh.
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- I have three...
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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I have three children.
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Oh, I'm sorry, kids.
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Excuse me.
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I don't mean to interrupt
the scene, but Tori,
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look at the red dot I
drew on this index card.
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Boo!
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Sikowitz!
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You scared the Fudge outta me.
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Why did you stop crying?
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What?!
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You were playing the role of a
crying woman who's just been told
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she's going to have surgery.
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Why did you break character?
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'Cuz you interrupted our scene
and screamed boo in my face!
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Tori and Andre, take your seats.
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I'm trying to teach you kids about
method acting, and that means
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whatever character you're playing,
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you must stay in that
character, the entire time,
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no matter what happens.
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Whether on camera or off
camera, on stage or off stage,
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you've got to understand that...
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Until tomorrow.
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Look, I'm sorry we disappointed you.
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Yeah, it's just that we think
that method acting is kinda dumb.
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Yeah.
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Well, of course you think
method acting is dumb.
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It's too challenging for you.
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Yeah, I really don't think
that's the issue here.
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Staying in character no matter what happens
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is something only true,
professional actors can pull off.
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Sometimes I forget you're all just
children, you know, amateurs.
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He called us amateurs.
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Your whack-job teacher
just called all y'all out!
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I love it.
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Aw, I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to hurt your
little amateur feelings.
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He did it again.
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I really don't think method
acting is all that hard.
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Then I issue a challenge.
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What kinda challenge?
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Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?
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I do.
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Oh, come on.
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You guys don't wanna see
where this lunatic lives?
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No offense.
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It's all right, Jade.
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I savor your bitterness like
a sweet, rancid cream sauce.
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So what's the plan?
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All of you will show up at my
house on Friday night at 7 P.M.
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Each of you will be playing
a distinct character,
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and you must stay in your
character until Saturday morning.
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And what happens if we break?
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You'll be immediately
banished from my home.
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So who picks the characters we play?
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Beck, you'll choose for Cat.
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Cat will choose for Robbie.
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Robbie will choose for Beck.
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Andre will choose for Tori.
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Tori will choose for Jade.
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Jade, you'll choose for Andre.
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I think that deserves some applause.
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We'll meet in the black box
theater after school to hear
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who's playing what.
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Hey, Tori.
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Maybe you should play a
woman who loves to make out
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with two-foot tall guys
who happen to be me.
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Is that what you wanted?
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Rex?
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Take me home.
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♪ Here I am, once again ♪
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♪ feeling lost ♪
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♪ but now and then ♪
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♪ I breathe it in ♪
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♪ to let it go ♪
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♪ and you don't know ♪
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♪ where you are now ♪
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♪ or what it would come to ♪
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♪ if only somebody could hear ♪
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♪ when you figure out how ♪
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♪ you're lost in the moment ♪
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♪ you disappear ♪
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♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪
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♪ to put your dream in action ♪
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♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
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♪ you'll be ♪
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♪ the main attraction ♪
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♪ not a fantasy ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when it turns out right ♪
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♪ 'cause you know ♪
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♪ that if you live ♪
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♪ in your imagination ♪
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♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪
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♪ everybody's fascination ♪
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♪ in my victory ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when I make it shine ♪
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Okay, Beck.
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What role will Cat be playing at
the great sikowitz sleepover?
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Cat will play a 198os standup
comedian who's very annoying.
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I wanna be a unicorn.
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You can't.
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Phooey.
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Now, Cat, who will Robbie be playing?
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Well, I've decided Robbie's role should be
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a motivational speaker...
Ooh, I can do that.
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...Who just drank some weird
beverage that makes his legs
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weak and wobbly.
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Okay.
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So I'm a motivational
speaker with jelly legs.
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Yeah. I'm creative.
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Wonderful.
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Robbie, tell us the character
you've chosen for Beck.
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Sure, one sec.
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Okay.
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Beck will be playing a guy
from england whose accent
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is really hard to understand, and he's always invading
people's personal space.
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No problem.
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Andre, what do you have in store for toro?
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Did you just call me toro?
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Maybe.
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It's Tori.
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I know.
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But I do love that fatty tuna.
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Should I be offended?
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Okay.
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Tori's character will be a cop who wears
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way too much red lipstick and
is obsessed with raisin bran.
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Where did you come up with that?
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Well, see, I had this dream last night,
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and this lady cop was all,
like... she was all like...
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And then I was like...
I just thought of it.
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All right, Tori, tell us what Jade will be.
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Love to.
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Jade will be an innocent
farm girl from Alabama
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who's always super sweet and nice and never gets upset
about anything.
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I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door.
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Now tell us who andrere will be playing.
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Ulch. Fine.
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You're gonna be a guy who's just
finished running a marathon...
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Okay.
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...Who also happens to
be nine months pregnant.
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Who's the daddy?
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Oh!
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Drinks, chips, dip, nuts and liquid soap.
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Party time!
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Well, I wonder who will be arriving first.
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Well, hello there.
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I am a police officer.
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Would you like some raisin bran?
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Ah, no, thank you, but please come in.
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Yeah, sure.
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And your name is?
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Officer p'desko.
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Do you have anything sharp
and/or pointy in your pockets
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that could injure me?
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I certainly hope not.
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Doorbell!
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I'll answer it.
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M'kay.
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Ah, good evening. Come in.
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Thanks, thank you. Hoooo.
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Yes, thanks for welcoming
us into your fine home!
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But don't forget to thank yourself!
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Because if you just believe in yourself, there's nothin'
that you can't do!
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Hey, I'm pregnant and I just ran 26 miles.
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Can I please get some water?
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Of course.
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It's right over there.
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Okay.
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Ah, I didn't catch your name.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was, uh, just admiring
ur fine animal statuettes.
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I'm Kevin cornbloom, motivational speaker!
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I've devoted my life to helping
teens... oh, there go the legs.
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Are you all right?
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I'm right as rain, thank you for asking.
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10-21, we got a man down!
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Caucasian male, glasses,
afro, possibly Jewish.
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Can I offer you some raisin bran?
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No, thank you, officer.
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Man, I'm so tired and pregnant.
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I gotta sit down.
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Please, take any seat.
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Thanks. Hooooo.
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Yes, just believe in your dreams,
and you can sit in any chair,
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anywhere!
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Yeah. Okay.
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Hoooo.
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Doorbell!
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I'll get it.
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What I wanna know is
what part of the chicken
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do the nuggets come from?
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Can someone tell me this, please?
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I mean, where's the wacky farm
that raises nugget chickens?
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Hilarious observations.
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Please come in.
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And don't get me started on airplane food.
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I notice that you're a standup comedienne.
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Where's the beef?
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I am a police officer.
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Would you like to join me in
a handful of raisin bran?
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What's the deal with raisin bran?
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Is it raisins? Is it bran?
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I wanna know.
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Ladies, please.
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It's not about the raisins, or the bran.
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It's about the future, and living your dreams,
and there go the legs.
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Oh!
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I think I'm gonna have a baby!
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Why did I just run that marathon?
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You all mingle.
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I'll get the door.
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Well, hello.
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I don't believe we've met.
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You are?
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Oh, yes.
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M'name is Malcolm Winchester fizzenworth.
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It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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It's a lovely home ya have here.
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Let's step over in that direction,
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that way there, very good then.
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Sure.
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He got very soft lobes, doesn't he?
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Thank you. Don't pull.
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Hey. You.
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Why, hello, officer.
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Isn't this just a lovely shin-dig?
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I can see your belly button.
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Why, yes, that is my belly button.
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Have you ever considered
filling it with raisin bran?
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Well, no.
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My name is betty-sue golden-heart.
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I live on a farm in Alabama,
just north of a little...
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Now you're eating raisin bran.
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Mmmm.
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I just love eating cereal that's been manhandled
by your filthy hands.
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Uh-oh.
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I spy a fly with my little thigh.
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Thigh?
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Come here, you winged nuisance.
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Where'd it go?
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Well, I believe the fly in question
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went this way and then that
way, and then over there,
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and then round-about, and every way except for that way
and over yonder.
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There he is!
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Oh! C'mere! Time to die!
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Sikowitz!
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Are you okay?
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Who...
Who's there?
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It's Robbie.
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Ah! You broke character!
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You're out!
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You tricked me!
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Precisely! Now go home.
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Awww.
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It was so wonderful to meet you.
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00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:55,130
Take care of yourself, mate, you seem like an effervescent
bloke.
270
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,030
Beck, stop it!
271
00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:15,650
At least you're not pregnant and exhausted from runnin'
a marathon.
272
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,690
Enjoy the raisin bran!
273
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,850
9:26 P.M.
274
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:37,590
So far, only Robbie shapiro has broken character,
and was promptly banished.
275
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:43,590
That leaves five of my
students still in character.
276
00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:46,400
Why don't they make the
plane outta the same stuff
277
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,470
they make the black box out of?
278
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:52,000
Um, hellloooo?!
279
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:57,170
That was quite an amusing commentary.
280
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,710
I'll need to see your
license and registration.
281
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,580
Oh. Sorry there, constable.
282
00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:04,110
I don't own a motorcar and
therefore have no such documents
283
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:06,180
in me trouser pockets.
284
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:10,850
Why don't you stop invading my personal space and have a little
of this raisin bran?
285
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:15,430
I'm game, so why don't you
pop a dabble in me mouth?
286
00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:17,590
Well!
287
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:21,600
Aren't you two havin' a fun time
eatin' raisin bran together?
288
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:26,600
Well, it's... just be careful
now, mister british man,
289
00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:32,710
'cuz who knows what terrible things might happen to you
if that continues?
290
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:40,850
Hello? Oooh.
291
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,490
Andre! It's grandma!
292
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,590
Uh, I'm sorry, this isn't Andre.
293
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:49,930
I'm a pregnant marathon runner.
294
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,230
Hooo.
295
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:54,800
Andre, don't you play games with me!
296
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,000
Oh my goodness.
297
00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:57,870
I think I'm gonna have a baby!
298
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,140
Baby?!
299
00:14:59,200 --> 00:14:59,600
Oh!
300
00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:02,540
Why did I run that marathon
while I was pregnant?
301
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,980
What the g are you talkin' about?!
302
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,850
Andre!
303
00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:13,680
Who is that handsome young man over there?
304
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,790
This is my nephew, Jason.
305
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:18,790
He's staying with me while
his parents are in Bangkok.
306
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,120
Does he have a girlfriend?
307
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:24,530
Because as a police officer, I
need to know that information.
308
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,030
No, I'm not dating anyone.
309
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,970
Oh, then we have much to discuss.
310
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,070
Where ya headed?
311
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,600
I'm goin' with some guys to see
the wall dogs play at the moxy.
312
00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:36,610
I'll go with you to see the
wall dogs play at the moxy,
313
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,510
I'll go right now.
314
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:39,380
Bahhhhhnnn!
315
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,750
Cat, you just broke character.
316
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:44,210
Yay! Bye, everyone.
317
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:49,220
I'll be at the moxy.
318
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:54,220
And to think I was gonna let
that boy eat my raisin bran.
319
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,830
More creme brulee?
320
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:04,000
Hurry.
321
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,370
Who's that?
322
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:12,380
No idea.
323
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,380
Hi.
324
00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,480
Tori's not here.
325
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:18,720
Oh, I know.
326
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,080
Trina's not here either.
327
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:23,750
Well, good, 'cuz she doesn't
like me anyway, so... wait,
328
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:26,660
aren you supposed to be at some method acting thing
at your teacher's house?
329
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,260
I was.
330
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,590
But I broke character and got eliminated.
331
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,560
So sikowitz banished me.
332
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:33,800
Hi, Robbie.
333
00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:34,730
Hi, Mrs. vega.
334
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,070
That sweater looks fantastic on you.
335
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,640
Thank you.
336
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,910
Listen, um, it's our anniversary tonight,
337
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:48,310
and we're watching a movie together...
Oh. What movie?
338
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:51,350
Uh, it's an old one called
terms of endearment.
339
00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,320
Oops, I've never seen that one.
340
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:57,690
Robbie.
341
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,590
11:14 P.M.
342
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:04,430
Only four of my students
remain in character.
343
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:10,000
I have prepared some piping
hot quesadillas from a recipe
344
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,970
I got from crispin glover,
back when we... well...
345
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:22,780
Hello. May I help... I don't know you!
Ahhh!!
346
00:17:22,850 --> 00:17:24,150
Who's at the door?
347
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:28,620
I'm not sure.
She was... where's Andre?!
348
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:32,490
Wel ... ...
'S a d
349
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:38,360
... ...
350
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:45,660
The oven.
351
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:50,530
My goodness that tray was hot.
352
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,340
Well, lookie there.
353
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,470
My skin's startin' to blister.
354
00:18:55,540 --> 00:19:00,980
And I do believe that's the sweet
smell of my burnin' flesh.
355
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:03,080
Jade, perhaps I should
drive you... who's Jade?
356
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:05,320
My name is betty-sue
golden-heart, a happy farm girl
357
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:16,090
who's experiencing extreme pain right now.
358
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,600
And yet she never broke character.
359
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,460
Move this car!
360
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,800
You broke character!
361
00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:28,810
And your neighbor's car window.
362
00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:39,850
Go inside. Go inside.
363
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,820
Who laughs at terms of endearment?
364
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,920
It's not a comedy.
365
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,330
Hi, Tori's dad.
366
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,160
Hi.
367
00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:55,830
This is Jason.
368
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,070
And?
369
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,840
Robbie texted me and said you
guys were watching a funny movie.
370
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,340
It's not a comedy!
371
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:04,370
Hey! You guys, come on in.
372
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:09,580
Oh, popcorn!
373
00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:11,050
Is that Debra winger?
374
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,280
Yeah, she's hilarious.
375
00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:16,090
She's dying!
376
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:31,400
Ah, kids, it's getting late.
377
00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:34,700
I'll never forget the time I was
havin' kippers for breakfast
378
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:38,640
and a musty old burger
flew right above my head.
379
00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:43,080
This method acting exercise
is becoming tedious.
380
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:50,590
Raisin bran was invented by Kevin
mcraisinberg and Jack mcbran.
381
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:54,020
I beg you to go home.
382
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:56,990
You're reminiscent of a
flibbity-jibber with a nosh of kiwi
383
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:59,530
and a noddy bit for the squabble.
384
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,100
I can't take it anymore.
385
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:06,770
All right!
386
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,910
Since it's obvious neither
one of you are going
387
00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:12,080
to be breaking character anytime soon,
388
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:18,920
and I can't stand being here
with either one of you anymore,
389
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,950
I'm going to bed.
390
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:23,520
You can help yourself to
anything in the refrigerator,
391
00:21:23,590 --> 00:21:32,160
but please do not look in the cabinet under the sink in my bathroom.
392
00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:35,630
Please.
393
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:40,140
Good night.
394
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,270
Have you ever seen a carnivorous wildebeast
395
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:44,440
ruminate about Dan Schneider
while cavorting with...
396
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:48,110
I am a police officer!
397
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:58,150
Iggafiff.
398
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:05,760
How is that funny?!
399
00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:07,330
Does she ever quit cryin'?
400
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,050
Aw, she'll be dead in minutes.
401
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:40,460
Hey. What time is it?
402
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,670
You broke character!
403
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,400
You lost!
404
00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:51,010
I am a police officer.
And I am victorious!
405
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,910
Enjoy some raisin bran, ya freakish brit!
406
00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,450
This is officer p'desko!
407
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,550
Code three!
408
00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:01,850
Wooo-wooo-wooowooo-
wooowooo-wooo-wooo-wooo-wooo.
409
00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:03,250
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