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Okay, if you had to give up the
Internet or one of your feet?
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Foot.
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Take a foot.
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Really?
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You all give up a foot to keep the Internet?
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Totally.
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Wouldn't you?
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You love the Internet.
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I know, but my foot is a part of my body.
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And the Internet is... yeah, bye foot.
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All right, future superstars,
take your seats,
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because at this point in your
lives, I am in charge of you.
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Come on, hurry up.
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Let's not waste time.
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We've got some excitement today.
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Yay, I love excitement.
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Who doesn't love excitement?
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Damian.
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She's right... Tori.
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Okay.
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So today, instead of
discussing the differences...
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Hi. Sorry I'm late,
sweaty and out of breath.
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Somebody get me some coffee.
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Robbie, just sit down.
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Why are you late?
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'Cause my Uncle Marty gave
me this old car, which I was
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really psyched about, except
it keeps breaking down.
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And on my way here, the
motor died in the middle
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of a really bad neighborhood.
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Now, don't get me wrong.
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I like all people, but look,
a mean guy took my left shoe
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and Rex's.
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Put my foot down.
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Okay.
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Let's all shut up and let teacher talk.
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Now, I bet you are all
familiar with the short film
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called "butterface".
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Yeah, of course.
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Oh my God, I've watched that movie
online like a billion times.
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Yeah. Who hasn't?
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Well, I'm glad you're all aware of the film
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because I'd like you to meet
the director of "butterface... "
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no way.
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Don't tease me.
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... A former student of mine, Dale squires.
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Let him hear it.
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What's up, guys?
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Okay, Dale, the podium is all yours.
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Nice.
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I've alwayu wanted a plexiglas podium.
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Uh, what happened to your shoe?
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Oh, it was taken by street toughs.
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Hey, is it true that
you're gonna be directing
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Johnny depp's new movie?
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Uh, looks that way, yeah.
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It's so... that even excites me.
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Dale... there he is.
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Oh my God, there he is.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What is going on here?
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Cat sent out a mass text message
that Dale squires is here.
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I love mass texting.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Hey, hey, guys, you can't... hi, Dale.
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I hear you're directing the
new Johnny depp movie.
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And guess what? I'd be perfect.
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Here's my head shot.
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All right.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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If you are not in this class, then leave.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you heard the man.
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Go on. Get out.
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Schoochie, schoochie. Hey.
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You too, trina.
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But I'd look so good next
to Johnny depp in a movie.
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Please, Dale?
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Tori, can you make your sister leave?
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Trina, stop embarrassing me
or I'm gonna embarrass you.
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Don't threaten me.
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When trina was six, our
family went to the mall
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just before Christmas.
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Don't say it.
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And she peed... Tori.
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... On Santa claus.
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Thank you, Tori. Dale?
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All right.
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What were we talking about?
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In all fairness, I did
have a bladder infection.
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Go.
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♪ Here I am, once again ♪
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♪ feeling lost ♪
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♪ but now and then ♪
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♪ I breathe it in ♪
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♪ to let it go ♪
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♪ and you don't know ♪
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♪ where you are now ♪
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♪ or what it would come to ♪
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♪ if only somebody could hear ♪
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♪ when you figure out how ♪
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♪ you're lost in the moment ♪
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♪ you disappear ♪
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♪ you don't have ♪
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♪ to be afraid ♪
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♪ to put your dream ♪
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♪ in action ♪
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♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
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♪ you'll be ♪
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♪ the main attraction ♪
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♪ not a fantasy ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when it turns out right ♪
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♪ 'cause you know ♪
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♪ that if you live ♪
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♪ in your imagination ♪
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♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪
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♪ everybody's fascination ♪
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♪ in my victory ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when I make it shine ♪
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So that's why I went
with a handheld camera.
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I wanted to give it that panicky,
jittery feel, you know?
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I love that panicky, jittery feeling.
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And it was totally brilliant how
you didn't even see his wife
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in that scene.
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Yeah, 'cause it made you
think, like, "where is she?"
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Well, to be honest, she wasn't
in the scene because the actress
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who played the wife got food poisoning
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and was puking in the bathroom.
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But hey, I'll take brilliant.
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One time, I ate a hamburger.
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And then, like, an hour
later, I started sneezing,
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but I don't think it had anything
to do with the hamburger.
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Maybe your red hair dye
seeps through your scalp
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and into your brain.
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Can that happen?
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So, Dale, why don't you tell
my class why you're here?
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Yeah.
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Well, Chris asked me if I'd help
you guys make a short film,
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kind of as a class project.
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A what?
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No way.
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Cool.
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And you'll direct it?
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Is that cool with you?
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That's very cool with me, Dale squires.
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So what kind of movie are we gonna make?
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I don't know.
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I was thinking something
maybe intense, scary.
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Like Jade?
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Oh.
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You knocked him unconscious.
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Hey, Beck, maybe we could rework
that one-act play you wrote
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last semester?
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Yeah, I'd be into that.
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Oh.
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And I talked to a guy in the
biz, he's gonna let us use
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professional film cameras,
lights, whatever we need.
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Where are we gonna film?
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Oh, we can shoot it at my house.
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All right.
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I think we're making a movie.
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Let's do it.
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I created this photo of me
and Johnny depp together,
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so you could see what we might
look like as a... on Santa claus.
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Bladder infection.
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Out.
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Hey.
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There it is.
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There she is.
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Oh, right, cars are called she.
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Not just cars.
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Not just cars?
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Also boats, airplanes, my Uncle Barbara.
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Okay.
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So do you think you can fix my car?
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Pop the hood.
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Right. The hood.
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Okay, popping the hood.
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Time to pop the... hood?
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I'll do it.
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Thank you.
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Ahh.
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Yeah. Teamwork.
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This, just so this area's clear.
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Okay. We got it.
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Okay, um... Tori?
Tori?
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Hey, mom.
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What is all this?
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You said I could shoot a
short film here for school.
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Yeah.
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I thought that meant you,
a couple of friends,
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a camcorder, maybe a microphone.
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Mom, Dale squires is helping us.
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This is a big deal.
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Hey, did you buy onion dip?
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No.
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Why not? Okay.
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Where's trina?
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Tori locked her in the bathroom.
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Cat, you weren't supposed to tell her that.
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I'm okay with it.
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I'm just gonna go take a hot bath.
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Please don't ruin the house.
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We're not gonna ruin the house.
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My bad.
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Oh. Uh...
Just try to... yeah, we'll... okay.
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Hey, what time is it?
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I'm not your clock.
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Almost 9:00.
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I need to be home in bed by 10:30.
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Can we please get started?
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Without a director?
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Yeah, where's Dale?
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He was supposed to be here at 7:00.
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One time, when I was seven,
I was at the beach
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and I made a sand castle, and
I called it Cat's castle.
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True story.
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Hey, hey.
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Who's ready to make a movie?
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I am.
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So Tori.
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You're gonna be my little
assistant on this project?
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Yeah, sure.
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In fact, I mean, I know you're
the director and everything,
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but I had a cool idea about how
we could set up the first shot.
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Yeah, talk to me.
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Okay.
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So I was thinking we open
on a close-up of... oh, oh.
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Hey, I gotta take this.
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Yeah, hey, what's up?
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She did?
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But it's almost nine and
we have school tomorrow...
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You know, just go ahead and
start shooting without me.
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Yeah, but I don't know how to...
Just do your close-up thing,
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yeah.
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The one you were telling me about.
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So she's hot.
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Okay.
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Let's start the first shot.
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Beck.
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Yeah.
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Let me have you on the couch.
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Girl...
For the shot.
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My bad.
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You know, just yelling "my bad"
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doesn't make it okay.
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So what do you think is wrong with it?
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Stuff.
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I knew it.
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Hey, Beck. Whatcha doin'?
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Working on a car?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Yup. We're just working
on my car here.
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Me and Beck. Little car work.
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Hey, Beck.
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Is it okay if we watch?
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Sure.
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You can watch us work on my car.
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I'm Robbie.
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Monica. Monica.
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Do not die on me.
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Wake up. I mean it.
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Wake up. Come on.
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Owww.
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Cut.
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What?
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You're not supposed to hit her.
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I felt that's what my character would do.
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My face hurts.
273
00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:19,220
Can we try it again without
the physical assault?
274
00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,560
You're not the director.
275
00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:26,000
Our director's over there
playing with his laptop.
276
00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:28,000
Wt t here.
277
00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:29,570
Come on. Do you see this?
278
00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,570
Do you see it?
279
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,740
Dale, please hang up.
280
00:10:32,810 --> 00:10:34,440
Hey, I gotta jump.
281
00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:37,040
Sorry, but you gotta take
a look at my website.
282
00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,580
Can you believe how many comments?
283
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,880
People love me.
284
00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:41,850
I know.
285
00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:44,520
Now could you please help
us shoot this last scene?
286
00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:45,550
What, for the movie?
287
00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:50,090
Yes.
288
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:56,590
All right. Let's take a look.
289
00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:57,260
All right.
290
00:10:57,330 --> 00:11:02,600
For this scene I think we should...
what scene are we shooting?
291
00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:05,600
Scene 29, where Olivia finds Monica dead.
292
00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:08,840
Oh. Right. Okay.
293
00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:11,040
I want you two up on the couch for that.
294
00:11:11,110 --> 00:11:12,710
You can't have them on the couch.
295
00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:13,750
Why can't I?
296
00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:16,910
'Cause at the end of scene 28,
Monica collapses on the floor.
297
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,080
Well, we don't have to shoot it that way.
298
00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:22,090
We already shot it, squires.
299
00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:23,420
When?
300
00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:25,960
Last night, while you were in the jacuzzi.
301
00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,490
Just show him the scene.
302
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,830
You already cut it together?
303
00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:31,660
Yeah. Here.
304
00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:45,540
No, Monica, don't.
305
00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:46,240
Wow.
306
00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:47,950
The movie looks really good.
307
00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:51,880
Thanks. That means so much.
308
00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:52,980
So see?
309
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:54,790
Monica has to be on the floor.
310
00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:56,590
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
311
00:11:56,660 --> 00:12:00,960
Let's shoot one. Ready? Roll.
312
00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:03,590
Can you please tell her not to slap me?
313
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,200
She should do whatever feels right.
314
00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:11,940
Lie down.
315
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,300
Action.
316
00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:15,970
Monica. Monica.
317
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,640
Do not die on me. Wake up.
318
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:22,480
I mean it. Wake up. Come on.
319
00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:25,120
Jade.
320
00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:27,150
I'll go get some ice.
321
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,520
Monica.
322
00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:36,660
You cannot die.
323
00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:38,430
You're gonna ruin everything.
324
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,860
Monica.
325
00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:41,470
It looks fantastic.
326
00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:42,970
I know. We did great.
327
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,270
I don't know what happened.
328
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,540
You're a killer.
329
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,540
I'm not. I loved her.
330
00:12:47,610 --> 00:12:48,370
You're a killer!
331
00:12:48,440 --> 00:13:19,100
I loved her!
332
00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:20,370
Yay! They love it.
333
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,570
Yeah, they do.
334
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,140
Ooh, shhh.
335
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:33,250
Here come our credits.
336
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,050
You said you put all our names at the end.
337
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:35,790
I did.
338
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:37,620
Dale must have taken them off.
339
00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:39,060
Thank you.
340
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,220
He's taking all the credit?
341
00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:42,890
Thank you so much. Oh sit.
342
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,560
He's taking all the credit.
343
00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:45,660
I can't believe this.
344
00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:46,600
Yes!
345
00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:51,200
My face still hurts.
346
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:55,820
Oh, yeah! Whoo!
347
00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:00,530
Thank you. Thank you.
348
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,590
Thank you so much.
349
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,630
It was a labor of love, really.
350
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:04,960
Shouldn't we say something to him?
351
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:05,660
Yes.
352
00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:07,700
No.
353
00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,270
Go, go, go, go, go.
354
00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,070
Thank you. Thank you.
355
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,470
Great film, Dale.
356
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:12,570
Hey. Dale.
357
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,340
Hey, Tori.
358
00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:15,440
Can you get me a bottle of water?
359
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:16,270
No!
360
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:18,440
You took all the credit
for the movie we made.
361
00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:20,240
So I can't get a drink?
362
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,010
Why did you take our names off the movie?
363
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,050
I directed it.
364
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,220
Really?
365
00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:27,550
You didn't even show up most of the time.
366
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,620
And when you did, you just talked
on the phone, ate our snacks,
367
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:30,960
and napped in our jacuzzi.
368
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:31,520
Oh come on.
369
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:35,390
You think Steven Spielberg
really directed jaws?
370
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,300
Yes!
371
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,300
Look, I really gotta go.
372
00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:40,470
Wait.
373
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,500
What?
374
00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:43,270
You know I directed that movie.
375
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,270
Beck wrote it and Andre did
all the music and editing.
376
00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:46,840
What did you do?
377
00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:50,070
I took the credit.
378
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,240
Well, that's mean.
379
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,810
You should at least share
the credit with us.
380
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,150
Man, you really don't
get Hollywood, do you?
381
00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:59,280
Oh, by the way, the
after-party's been canceled,
382
00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:01,950
so tell your friends no after-party.
383
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,960
Hey. Great movie, Dale.
384
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:04,890
See you at the after-party.
385
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,890
I'm there!
386
00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:22,310
Tori.
387
00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:23,340
Vega.
388
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:24,380
What?
389
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,510
Check out the homepage on splashface.
390
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,780
I've already seen the
"lobster on a bicycle" video.
391
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:32,620
Look up top.
392
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,490
Our movie is the number one featured video.
393
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:36,190
Two million views in one day.
394
00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:38,320
And Dale squires is takin' all the credit.
395
00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:43,060
And he keeps deleting all my
very creative negative comments.
396
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:44,800
Ulch. Look at this.
397
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,060
He's using our movie to promote himself.
398
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,270
What'd he write?
399
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:51,970
"Catch me Thursday night
on the mack Murphy show."
400
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:56,740
Hey, don't they tape mack Murphy
down the street, off sunset?
401
00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:58,180
Yeah, I think.
402
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,280
Sooooo maybe we should go.
403
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,010
Ulch, gross.
404
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,720
Talk shows are for tourists and canadians.
405
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:07,290
And revenge-seekers.
406
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:09,690
Ahhh. So what's the plan?
407
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,220
I dunno.
408
00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:17,900
You're smart, she's mean,
come up with something.
409
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:22,530
Man, those jeans fit you great.
410
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,200
How's the tor?
411
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:26,570
It's getting there.
412
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:43,250
Ooh, here comes girls!
413
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:43,690
Hey, Beck.
414
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,190
Hi, Beck.
415
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,260
Hi, Beck.
416
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,190
Hey, girls.
417
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,590
Here to see us work on the motor?
418
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:51,160
'Cause it's gettin' there.
419
00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:53,430
Beck, those jeans fit you great.
420
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,730
Uh-huh.
421
00:16:54,800 --> 00:17:01,110
That's what I said! Um...
Whoa, workin' on this car's
422
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:03,170
got me all filthy.
423
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:09,280
How am I gonna get this grease off me?
424
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:13,920
Uh, no, I was thinking maybe you
could get me a fresh towel...
425
00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:14,790
Okay! Okay! Okay!
426
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:15,990
That's enough. That's enough.
427
00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:20,790
All right. That's enough water!
428
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,290
I think he's still dirty.
429
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,560
What'd he say?
430
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:30,500
Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
431
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,470
How does a hose have that much pressure?!
432
00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:34,110
Oh!
433
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:46,450
Okay, people.
434
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,990
Listen up, listen up.
435
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,990
We're about 10 minutes
away from go-time
436
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:54,590
on up late with mack
Murphy, so lemme hear ya!
437
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:05,340
Look at all the stupid tourists.
438
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:05,670
Hey.
439
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:06,100
Hey, Andre.
440
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:06,770
Hi.
441
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:07,970
This is my cousin, kendra.
442
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:08,310
Hey.
443
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:08,770
Pretty shirt.
444
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,270
'Sup.
445
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,170
She's a great actress.
446
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:14,150
I get paid up front.
447
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:20,550
20, 30, 40, keep it comin', 50.
448
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:20,950
Okay.
449
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,590
So when Dale squires sits
down, you're gonna wait
450
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:24,090
exactly two minutes, and then your gonna...
451
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,160
Andre told me what to do.
452
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,490
I don't have to hear it twice.
453
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,630
Yes, ma'am.
454
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:35,770
What do you eat? Salad?
455
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:36,800
Sometimes.
456
00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:40,400
Figures.
457
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,480
... Totally awesome site.
458
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,180
I just don't see how a regular hose
459
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,910
could have that much pressure.
460
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:49,250
Yep.
461
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:51,980
That's a mysterious hose.
462
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,150
So how long before we can
get her running again?
463
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,790
Three, four seconds.
464
00:18:55,850 --> 00:19:02,330
Huh?
465
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:05,630
Wow. It sounds great.
466
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:12,300
Uh-huh.
467
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:14,110
You're not smiling.
468
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:16,570
I only smile when I'm happy.
469
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,380
Okay. Talk to daddy.
470
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,150
It's just... I was kinda having fun
471
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,910
with this whole car-fixing
thing 'cause of all the girls
472
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:26,080
who came by to watch.
473
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:28,220
They sprayed you with a hose.
474
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:32,290
Well, I didn't like that part, but...
Dude. Now, you got a car,
475
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,590
a convertible, that works.
476
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,830
I'm not following your
"cool guy logic."
477
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:42,730
Girls like guys that have cars.
478
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,100
Right!
479
00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:48,710
Because I can drive them
places, like, to a store!
480
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,810
Uh-huh.
481
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,240
Now, you want me to go
find you some cheerleaders
482
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,280
who need a ride?
483
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,480
Okay.
484
00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:56,550
Will the cheerleaders be
wearing their uniforms?
485
00:19:56,620 --> 00:20:00,650
That's what makes them cheerleaders.
486
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:06,990
What the?
487
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:07,760
Over there!
488
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:08,460
Hey, wait.
489
00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:09,430
Wait, who are you guys?
490
00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:10,430
Wait... ahhh!
491
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,630
Oh.
492
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,330
Hey!
493
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,970
You guys can't borrow my car!
494
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:25,180
We're not borrowing it.
495
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:28,650
Uh, loser.
496
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,280
And you're gonna be working with
Johnny depp on a big movie?
497
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:33,920
Yeah, made the deal this morning.
498
00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:34,520
Awesome.
499
00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:36,550
I'm betting it didn't hurt
that this new short film
500
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,160
that you just did has already gotten,
501
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,560
what, like, three million views this week?
502
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,460
Uh-huh.
503
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:44,560
Have you guys seen Dale's short film?
504
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,540
Jerk.
505
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,700
30 seconds.
506
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,870
Yeah, about that film.
507
00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:56,210
I, I gotta be honest.
508
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:59,580
So you're not going into politics?
509
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:03,310
That was off-the-cuff.
510
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:05,780
It's just, I've been feeling kinda guilty.
511
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:06,980
About?
512
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:10,790
Well, it wouldn't be fair for me
to take credit for that movie.
513
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:13,190
See, most of the work was done
by a really talented group
514
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:15,230
of students from Hollywood arts High School
515
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:18,860
here in L.A., specifically...
I would like to give credit
516
00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:22,830
to Andre Harris, Jade West, Beck oliver...
517
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,600
Oh, he's giving us credit.
518
00:21:24,670 --> 00:21:26,870
On national tv.
519
00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:29,140
...Robbie shapiro,
sinjin van cleef,
520
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:32,440
and most importantly, Tori Vega.
521
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:33,410
Your cousin!
522
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:33,980
My cousin.
523
00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:35,280
She's gonna... oh man.
524
00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:36,080
We have to stop her!
525
00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:37,680
Abort. Abort.
526
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,150
Abort.
527
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,520
Abort.
528
00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:44,560
No. No. No. Stop. Stop.
529
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,020
Here we go.
530
00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:50,160
Hey there! Dale squires!
531
00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:56,630
Uh, apparently, you have
a fan in the crowd.
532
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:57,100
Hey, Dale!
533
00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:58,840
How come you lied to me?!
534
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,140
Uh, ma'am?
535
00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:00,940
I don't know you.
536
00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:01,670
I don't know her.
537
00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:03,840
You, you don't know me?!
538
00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:06,640
This man took me to a fish
restaurant two weeks ago
539
00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:11,380
and told me he loved me, and I
haven't heard from him since!
540
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:13,480
No, no, no, no, no.
541
00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:15,420
C'mon, all right, she's lying!
542
00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:15,920
Okay?
543
00:22:15,990 --> 00:22:17,150
You are a liar!
544
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:19,060
Liar?! Oh no.
545
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:19,720
That's it!
546
00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:24,600
I'm about to open up a cloud
and rain all over you!
547
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:25,630
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
548
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,000
Get off me!
549
00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:28,900
I don't know you!
550
00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:30,470
I wanna go back to that fish restaurant!
551
00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:31,940
Can you go to a commercial?!
552
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,540
No way, man, this is awesome!
553
00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:35,740
You guys likin' this?!
554
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,340
Yeah! Now you're upside down!
555
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:42,450
How do you like that, Dale squires?!
556
00:22:42,510 --> 00:22:43,780
How do you like atat?
557
00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:45,780
She's so strong.
558
00:22:45,850 --> 00:22:46,950
Dale gave us credit.
559
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,050
Even I feel bad.
560
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,620
We should do something.
561
00:22:50,690 --> 00:22:51,560
Waffles?
562
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,120
I like waffles.
563
00:22:52,190 --> 00:22:53,220
Waffles are good.
564
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:53,860
I know a place.
565
00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:55,500
Off we go.
566
00:23:01,970 --> 00:23:01,970
What did I do?!
567
00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:03,370
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