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How's your eggplant?
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It's fine.
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How's your spaghetti?
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I hate you.
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Why?
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I'm not having spaghetti!
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I'm having spagatini!
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What's the difference?
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Spagatini is a very thin noodles.
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Spaghetti is a relatively fat noodle!
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We've been over this!
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I forgot!
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I mean, why did we even take
a pasta class together?
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And done.
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We're done?
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But, we still have a few more lines.
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No, I meant this is done.
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What is that?
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Well, it was a jar of cream,
but now that I've shaken it
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vigorously for an hour, it's butter.
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You make your own butter?
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Indeed.
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Is it good?
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I don't know, I refuse to eat dairy.
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Tori, Beck, take your seats.
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If he doesn't eat dairy, why would he...
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I don't know. I don't get it.
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All right, for the last few minutes
of class, let's talk about
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the one-act play I'm directing.
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Well?
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Well what?
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You wanna talk about the
one-act play you're directing?
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All right.
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First of all, I wanna thank
you all for auditioning.
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The two lead roles will be played by...
andre and Robbie.
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Cool.
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Hot beef.
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Would anyone else like to be my guardian?
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Did any of the rest of us get parts?
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Aw, is a certain little
red-head hoping she got a role
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in teacher's play?
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She is.
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Well, she didn't.
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But I do need some help
with the backstage crew.
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Jade, cat, I want you girls on lighting.
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Lighting?
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Yes, you pronounced it perfectly.
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Tori, I want you to work with
sinjin's team on special effects.
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Okay, but I know like nothing
about special effects.
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We'll teach you.
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Lookin' forward to it.
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♪ Here I am, once again ♪
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♪ Feeling lost but now and then ♪
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♪ I breathe it in to let it go ♪
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♪ And you don't know where you are now ♪
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♪ Or what it will come to ♪
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♪ If only somebody could hear ♪
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♪ When you figure out how ♪
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♪ You're lost in the moment ♪
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♪ You disappear ♪
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♪ You don't have to be afraid ♪
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♪ To put your dream in action ♪
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♪ You're never gonna fade ♪
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♪ You'll be the main attraction ♪
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♪ Not a fantasy ♪
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♪ Just remember me ♪
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♪ When it turns out right ♪
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♪ 'Cause you know ♪
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♪ that if you live in your imagination ♪
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♪ Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination ♪
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♪ In my victory ♪
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♪ Just remember me ♪
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♪ When I make it shine ♪
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Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Itfriend.ORG
www.Addic7ed.com
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Uhhh. Hey. Hey. Cheekbones?
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Yes, Rex?
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You gonna eat that taquito?
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I sure am.
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C'mon, gimme one bite.
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No.
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Can I smell it?
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Robbie.
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Stop.
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Gimme a bath.
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Later.
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Aww.
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So, I heard you went out with
Jessica wolf last night.
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Oh yes. I did.
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So? How'd it... hi tori.
Tori's friends.
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So, your date with Jessica?
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♪ Awesome ♪
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uh, not according to her
last update on the slap.
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What'd she write?
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It's kinda mean.
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Read it!
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Last night, worst date ever.
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Oh.
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Well, maybe she went out
with some other guy
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after she went out with me
and then she wrote that
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about the other guy.
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Dude brought a puppet.
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A puppet?
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Oh she was talking about me.
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I'm sorry.
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Ah, who cares?
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You don't need to be hookin'
up with scrunge like that.
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Hi everyone! Yeah.
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That's right. Felony jeans.
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And they're not knock-offs.
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These are real felony jeans.
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The realio-dealio.
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Realio-dealio?
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I think that's Spanish for real deal.
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And what's Spanish for dizzy red-head?
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Aren't felony jeans like super expensive?
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Yes.
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Oh, do me a flavor and put this
credit card back in mom's purse.
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Why do I have to put it back in mom's...
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What are you doin I'm
trying to make myself cry.
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Looks like you're about to puke.
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Want me to jerk a knot in your tail?
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Oh my God.
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Why are you trying to make yourself cry?
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For the play.
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I'm supposed to cry in the last scene
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and sikowitz says a real
actor has to cry real tears.
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So?
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You're a great actor.
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Just cry real tears.
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You know how hard it is to
make real tears come out?
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I mean, I can cry and make
it look real and sound real,
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but I don't see how an actor
can just automatically make
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actual tears come out
whenever, I mean, it's like...
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Well, well you all are girls.
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It's easier for girls to cry.
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How... how do you... sometimes,
I have trouble not crying.
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Oh.
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Grady, take those sand
bags up to the catwalk.
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Kay.
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I love that they call this a catwalk.
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'cause my name is cat,
and look, I'm walking.
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Walking on the catwalk.
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If someone was pushed off
this catwalk andhey landed
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on the floor really hard,
do you think they'd live?
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Why are you asking that?
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No reason.
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Tori.
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Hi.
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We wanna give you this t-shirt.
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It says "special effects crew."
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thanks. It looks used.
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Yeah, that was my shirt.
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What are these stains?
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Who can remember.
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You can't remember?
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It has arrived.
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Yeah. There she is.
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Cool. What's that?
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This is a turblow jet.
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To create the Tornado for the play.
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Ooh, it blows?
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It blows.
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Blows.
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♪ Blows, yeah ♪
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♪ Umm-hmm ♪
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Hmm.
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Show her.
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We'll start on medium.
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Sorry sinj.
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It happens.
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Wow, this thing's powerful.
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Yup.
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And it doesn't just blow.
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You flick that little red guy
into reverse... it sucks.
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Show her.
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Now come here...
whoa, that's insane!
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Yeah.
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Now that is some serious suckage.
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I wanna play with it...
hey.
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Hey.
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Did you figure out a way
to make yourself cry yet?
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Nah. I tried all last night.
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And if I don't cry real tears,
sikowitz is gonna say...
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Ahhhh! What was that?!
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Look! You're crying.
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Yeah!
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What did you spray in my eyes?
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Beast repellent.
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It's powerful enough to stop
a man or a medium-size bear.
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It burns!
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That means it's working!
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Okay, everyone, we have 20
minutes before our play begins,
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where is my coconut milk?
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You're drinking it.
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So am I.
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Cat, don't turn on 21.
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Don't what?
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Turn on 21.
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21 on.
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No, no no.
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Cat, you just shocked me!
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I'm sorry!
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Oh. Hey, tori.
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Why aren't you in costume?
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I'm goin' to get changed.
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Will you watch Rex for me?
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Why can't you just take Rex with you?
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'cause I don't like to
change in front of him.
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He... makes jokes.
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Heh heh, yeah I do.
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Hush!
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Will you just keep an eye on him for me?
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Sure.
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All right, adolescents,
let's do some quick checks!
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Crew, position.
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Sunshine. Love it.
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Chirping birds.
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No, not a cock fight... peaceful birds.
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Charming.
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Thunderstorm. Excellent.
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Lights up.
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Next, um, tori, let's see the Tornado.
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Full on?
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Full on. Blow me away.
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Just turn it on.
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Here we go.
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It's in reverse.
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Tori, turn it off!
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I know, I know, I know...
turn it off! Turn it off!
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Oh my God.
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This shirt's a little big, but
I think it looks pretty good.
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Let me go! Let me go!
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What did you do to him?
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Lemme see him!
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Let go!
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Calm down.
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Is Rex okay? Is Rex okay?
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Ahh! No. No, no, no, no,
no, nooo, nooo, nooo!
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What did you do?
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I... I just... I just... um... Rex?
Rex, can you hear me?
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Oh. Oh. Is that you, Rob?
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Robbie's here.
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It's me. It's okay.
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I'm... I'm busted up pretty bad.
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I've gotta get him to the hospital.
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Robbie...
I've got to.
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Robbie.
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You're starring in this play.
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The audience is outside waiting to come in.
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It's your job to entertain
them... no matter what.
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Oh. I feel cold.
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Somebody's gotta take Rex to the hospital.
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I'll take him.
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I'll drive.
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I'll go too.
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Okay, does anyone else
think this is bizarre?
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C'mon, it can't just be me.
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All right, all right, it's showtime!
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What'd I miss?
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Tori tried to murder Rex.
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Sinjin!
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Let me have him.
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No.
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We'll take him to the hospital.
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Okay.
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I got him.
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Take care of him.
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I promise.
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Well, I'm not missing this.
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Hey!
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Wait up.
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What?
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Where are you all going?
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To the hospital.
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Cat... we're not really
going to a hospital.
276
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,740
It's a puppet.
277
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,610
Not to Robbie.
278
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,170
You know what?
279
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,740
Maybe we should take Rex to the hospital.
280
00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:39,580
Why?
281
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,310
So he can die there.
282
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:46,620
Jade... it's not good for a
16-year-old guy to go through life
283
00:12:46,690 --> 00:12:50,590
with his hand shoved up a... that.
284
00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:53,490
Maybe this happened for a reason.
285
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,030
But if Rex dies, Robbie's
gonna... get over it
286
00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:56,990
and become a normal person?
287
00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:59,230
Yeah, that'd be tragic.
288
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,770
She's got a point.
289
00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:03,170
I used to think my Uncle
Jesse was a normal person,
290
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,000
but then I found out that every
Sunday, he soaks his feet
291
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:10,170
in chicken fat.
292
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,340
Let's take Rex to the hospital.
293
00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:11,780
Yeah.
294
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,310
Let's go.
295
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,410
Okay.
296
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,650
But he's a puppet.
297
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,820
Yeah, yeah, we know he's a puppet.
298
00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,290
Look, we just want you to hook him up
299
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,390
to one of those beepy machines
and when our friend Robbie
300
00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:27,290
gets here, pretend he dies.
301
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,800
You want me to pretend this puppet dies?
302
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:33,600
Is there any good reason why a
grown man would soak his feet
303
00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:35,330
in chicken fat?
304
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,670
Chicken fat?
305
00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:40,270
Why don't you go make friends
with the nice lady at the desk?
306
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,670
'kay-kay.
307
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:43,610
Hi.
308
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:44,940
So will you do it?
309
00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:45,810
Look, I'm a doctor.
310
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:46,910
This is a hospital.
311
00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:49,410
I can't justify pretending
that a puppet... come on, doc.
312
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,210
Just do it.
313
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,420
Please?
314
00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:58,220
Will you do something for me?
315
00:13:58,290 --> 00:13:59,690
What?
316
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,360
I have a 16-year-old son.
317
00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:07,670
His name is Lendle and he's,
um, well, he's a loser.
318
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,930
Would you go out on a date with him?
319
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,440
How much of a loser?
320
00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:16,010
Oh my God.
321
00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:18,910
Yeah.
322
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:22,450
Look, I... tori would love
to go out with Lendle.
323
00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:23,510
Really?
324
00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:26,720
One hour, and it has to
be a dark restaurant.
325
00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:30,150
Done. Bring the puppet.
326
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:35,430
I don't know why your Uncle would
soak his feet in chicken fat.
327
00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:37,700
Uh, why are you here?
328
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,760
Oh, 'cause this puppet had a
really bad accident and got hurt.
329
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:43,270
But he doesn't like to be called a puppet.
330
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,740
Mm-hmm.
331
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,710
And how did this puppet get hurt?
332
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:50,980
See, well, my friend tori was
trying to make a Tornado happen,
333
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,980
but she did it wrong so the
puppet flew across the room
334
00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:55,050
into a big jet fan.
335
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,910
Ooh, a flying puppet.
336
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,220
Yeah.
337
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,120
That's too bad.
338
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,690
Uh, William, would you
please take this young lady
339
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:03,850
to our "special room"
340
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,390
in section d?
341
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:10,930
Of course. Come along.
342
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,700
Ooh, an adventure.
343
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:30,780
Wow. That looks so real.
344
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:34,080
So when this Robbie kid gets
here... just say that Rex
345
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:38,220
isn't doing well, let him say
goodbye, and then beeeeeep.
346
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:40,990
Dead Rex.
347
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:45,900
Why can't my son be handsome like you?
348
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,700
Hey, what's this?
349
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,700
Oh, this is just a fatty
lump that I removed
350
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:52,340
from a cab driver's back.
351
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,910
Can I have it?
352
00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:59,110
What school do you kids go to?
353
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,950
I have to go see another patient.
354
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:04,180
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
355
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:04,780
Why would you want...
356
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,380
I'd like to look at it.
357
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:08,150
It's just a little weird.
358
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,420
Who texted?
359
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,290
> andre.
360
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,390
They have one more scene left in the play
361
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:13,090
and then he's gonna bring Robbie here.
362
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:13,760
Good.
363
00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:19,060
One hour from now, you dead.
364
00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:21,630
Hey, where's cat?
365
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:27,810
So, what are these for?
366
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,710
They keep you from hurting yourself.
367
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:46,090
Oh. Neat.
368
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:51,130
Bonk. Bonk.
369
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,830
This... they work.
370
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,730
This doesn't hurt at all.
371
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,830
Bonk. Bonk, bonk.
372
00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:00,070
Bonkity bonk, bonk, bonk.
373
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,610
I'm cube-fist-man!
374
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:06,640
Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk...
375
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,720
Andre and Robbie are coming.
376
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,660
Good.
377
00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:22,930
Found him.
378
00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:25,800
I was trying to stop that man from choking!
379
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:28,270
Yeah, this is really important.
380
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,600
You got your machine set for Rex to die?
381
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:35,540
Yeah. It'll flat-line
in exactly 15 minutes.
382
00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:36,110
Shhh!
383
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:39,880
Everyone get ready, get ready!
384
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:46,320
Oh, Rex.
385
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,320
Is he gonna be okay?
386
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:54,430
I'm, I'm afraid his
injuries are very serious.
387
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,630
They don't think he's gonna make it.
388
00:17:56,690 --> 00:18:00,460
What in the name a'nancy's goin' on here?!
389
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:12,910
I'll leave you and Rex alone,
so you can say your goodbyes.
390
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:17,280
Wait. Tori, will you stay?
391
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:19,620
Oh, no. Why me?
392
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,450
Well, for one thing, you caused this.
393
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,690
Oh.
394
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:30,090
And I just really need
the comfort of a woman.
395
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,060
Yep. Yep. I know. It's sad.
396
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:38,870
Hellooo?
397
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:43,510
My nose itches and I can't scratch it.
398
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,040
Hellooo?!
399
00:18:45,110 --> 00:18:49,910
Big man who brought me in here?
400
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:54,420
Oh, I know.
401
00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:57,450
Ooops. Come here nose.
402
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,190
Time to get scratched.
403
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:03,160
Ooh, here we go.
404
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:21,040
We better call in a specialist.
405
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:25,150
I'll never forget the time
we went to mystic mountain,
406
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:28,490
and I was too scared to go
on the big roller coaster,
407
00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:32,420
so you called me a wienie, and I went on,
408
00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:37,630
I ended up having a great time,
even though I did pee my pants
409
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:41,100
on the loop-dee-loop.
410
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:45,100
And, and I know tori's sorry
for what she did to you.
411
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:48,940
She didn't mean to suck you into
a jet-powered death machine.
412
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:55,250
I really didn't.
413
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,780
I don't know what else to say to him.
414
00:19:57,850 --> 00:20:00,120
I think you've said enough.
415
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:07,060
Yeah. I just... wait!
416
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:09,830
Will you sing his favorite
song to him with me?
417
00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:10,930
What song?
418
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,400
Forever, baby by Michael corcoran.
419
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,700
Do you know it?
420
00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:15,900
Uh, I don't know.
421
00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:17,900
Maybe the chorus?
422
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:20,300
That's his favorite part.
423
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:26,980
Come on.
424
00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,050
♪ Move your body ♪
425
00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:29,510
♪ Right next to mine ♪
426
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:30,480
♪ Feel the beat ♪
427
00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:31,980
♪ And we're lost in time ♪
428
00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:32,880
wait, wait, wait.
429
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:35,320
Sing it on key.
430
00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:36,690
It was on key!
431
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,060
You were just a little bit flat.
432
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:43,160
No, I was not... all right.
433
00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:44,260
♪ Move your body ♪
434
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,700
♪ Right next to mine ♪
435
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,430
♪ Feel the beat ♪
436
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,970
♪ And we're lost in time ♪
437
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:48,900
♪ I am yours ♪
438
00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:50,230
♪ And now you are mine ♪
439
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,400
♪ Forever, baby... ♪
440
00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:12,160
I'm sorry.
441
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:15,990
No!
442
00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:17,060
I'm sorry.
443
00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:49,190
Come, there's a quiet room where
you can sit with your friends.
444
00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:50,730
Robbie! Come back!
445
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,560
Rex is okay! Doctor! Robbie!
446
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:54,770
What happened?!
447
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:55,200
I dunno.
448
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,700
It started beeping again.
449
00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:57,330
What?
450
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,270
He's alive?!
451
00:21:58,340 --> 00:21:59,040
Yeah!
452
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,370
I think I even heard him say something!
453
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,170
Rex! Rex, can you hear me?!
454
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,540
Speak to me buddy!
455
00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:07,380
♪ Meant for me ♪
456
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:10,010
♪ And I'm meant for you ♪
457
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,880
Rex. Rex.
458
00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:17,520
♪ Forever, baby ♪
459
00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:24,090
Rex. It's a miracle!
460
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,700
You still have to go out
on a date with my son.
461
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,070
Aw.
Wait, does it have to be me?
462
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:29,730
You promised.
463
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,130
But I know another girl for lentil.
464
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:31,600
Lendle.
465
00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:33,440
Lendle.
466
00:22:36,010 --> 00:22:39,710
You said Lendle was a
super-hot guitar player.
467
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:42,830
No, Lendle's a loser.
468
00:22:50,290 --> 00:22:52,960
I'm gonna get you, tori.
469
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,360
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