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(Will you stop? What does a 19 year

Hooker: Home sweet home.

Don't be so nervous.

We're here to have a good time.

Man: I..Um... left a little extra for you. Here.

Thanks.

I'll leave the extra on the table right here.

I'll take it then.

You're bashful, say you aren't a cop are ya?

No!

An accountant! That's it, I'll bet you are an accountant right?

Yes! How did you know?

And this is your first time with a hooker too? Ain't it?

Am I that obvious?

No.

Sit down, make yourself comfortable...

Like in your birthday suit.

It's kind of a hobby of mine, to guess what people do.

Helps me in my work.

Everybody's different.

In the end, it all boils down to one thing

everybody likes to get off.

If you get my drift.

Now you,

I'll bet you'd like to see me get undressed.

Real slow like right?

Yes... my wife...

She usually gets undressed in the bathroom.

Oh... poor baby.

That's no way to treat a guy like you.

Wanna see my pussy?

Isn't that cute?

I got great buns too.

Yes your ah... legs are pretty too.

Wanna see my nipples get hard?

Tell me, how often do you do it?

Fuck I mean?

Every two or three weeks.

Sometimes it's a month.

Wow!

I'll bet that's whether you are horny or not right?

Do you ever do anything kinky?

Once,

my wife uh, left her bedroom slippers on.

You know those pink things, with the fur balls.

Poor baby.

That's no way to treat a guy like you.

You're nice, I like you.

You're not like all those other macho assholes I have to deal with all

the time.

What would you prefer? Greek?

Or French?

You just leave it up to me.

Eat my pussy.

You like my pink slippers?

I want you to fuck me now that my pussy is nice and wet.

Oh yeah fuck me daddy

First time with a hooker huh?

That excites me.

It's kind of like I am getting your cherry or something.

It's been a long time since I've had a cherry.

You know, I used to be a cheerleader.

Wasn't all that long ago either.

Our uniforms were little red white skirts.

Little tight tops.

Little red panties underneath.

I used to fantasize about doing my routine.

In front of about five thousand people in the stands.

Without any panties on at all.

At my school, we used to have a fence

it seperated the boys and the girls school.

Everyday I used to walk home from practice.

And...

Behind the fence there was this guy.

He used to stare at me all the time.

Then one day I stopped,

and I stared.

He walked toward me, he walked toward the fence.

I walked toward him.

And I am going down on my knees.

And he unzipped his pants,

and he stuck it through the fence,

and I just started sucking on it.

Through the fence.

Through the wire fence.

My head was spinning, oh my god.

We didn't say anything.

I didn't say anything to him, he didn't say anything to me.

There was nothing else, just me, and him.

And my mouth, and his cock.

You know, I baked these myself this morning. Why don't you have one?

What do you think?

Who has time to bake? You have time to bake.

What's the matter, Sara Lee isn't good enough for that husband of yours?

I like to bake.

It keeps me busy I bake, I watch TV, it passes time.

If you want to find some way to pass the time,

what about some grand children?

Not that I am pushing to be a grandmother at my age,

but maybe before I am in a wheelchair?

I am not so sure children are the answer.

You are married, you have a big house,

you have time to cook muffins, watch TV,

some little ones, that will help you pass the time.

You know there has got to be more to life than that.

Shouldn't you enjoy sex?

That's for your husband!

You do it, he enjoys it.

Life is life, sex is sex.

Now raising a family, that is the thing that is important.

I remember the first time I had sex.

With your father of course,

of course,

I'll never forget, like it was yesterday.

You know I wish I could remember.

I remember everything about the room.

It was the commodore.

The hotel?

The reception?

No after the reception, you know we had a room in the hotel.

After the reception, we went up and I had sex for the first time.

With my husband of course.

I know I was afraid,

and I know that it hurt, but it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would,

but I remember it hurt.

For a long time after I thought it would hurt, but it never did.

Not really.

It's gotta be those soaps,

sex, sex, sex all day long, there is no more.

He provides, you cook, you keep the house, what else is there?

I better go, I'll be late for my majong.

Bye bye darling, bye dear.

Are you coming to brunch Sunday?

We will be there.

Bring some muffins, there as good as Sara Lee.

Cook a nice dinner, put on something see through,

some kids are what you need.

Mmm, boy these are great. Fresh muffins,

you know I wish my wife would bake once and awhile.

Not that I mind store bought, but just once and awhile you know?

Joe?

How long have you been reading our meter?

Hmmm, five years, this June.

Ever since you and your hubby moved in.

Has it been that long?

Mm hmm.

I guess time flys when you are having fun.

Yeah, I remember you were newly weds then.

Everything brand new, this house, your marriage.

I didn't even know where the meter was the first time you came.

You were the happiest couple on my route.

That's a strange thing to say, I mean how did you know, you were only here

once a month for a few minutes.

Well I don't know, lots of ways I guess.

Feelings mostly,

but how? Come on tell me I am really interested.

Well I don't know, with you guys it was always fresh flowers on the table.

Candles waiting to be lit,

great smells coming from the kitchen.

You kinda humming along to the radio, like you were looking forward to

having your husband come home.

You go into enough houses, you sense when people are happy

together.

Can you sense when people aren't happy together?

Oh yeah, sense that too.

Well what about my husband and me?

Do you think we are happy? Together now?

Hey I don't know about that. Like you said I am only in and out

once a month for just a minute.

Oh come on Joe, you are too far into it now.

Tell me I am really interested.

No I don't think you are too happy together now.

Sorry I shouldn't have said that.

Listen you don't have to apologize, I asked.

It's true.

You know,

people drift apart by inchs.

Day by day, an inch at a time.

After a while, I don't know, they lose that

that intimacy that attracted them to each other in the first place.

Like how?

Like sex, there is no other way to say it.

Without that, you might as well be brother and sister,

or just good friends.

You know the last thing my mother said was put on something see through,

as if that is the answer to everything.

I have an entire drawer full of see through things, night gowns,

catalogue stuff. Some of it pretty silly.

Holes cut out of it and everything.

I've never worn any of it, my husband doesn't even know I have

why not? It sound like fun to me.

I'm embarrassed I guess, I can't even get undressed

with the lights on if he's in the room.

You know, I'm afraid,

I am afraid to ask him to do the things,

that I want,

and I am ashamed to do the things that he wants.

Not that I have ever denied him, but not that I have ever given myself

to him either. Not the way he wants.

Sure I might lay back and let myself be taken, but

that's not making love is it?

You know the funny thing is for the life of me

I can't figure out why?

What am I so afraid of?

I don't know,

conditioning I guess.

You know when you are a kid, growing up.

Fuck is a dirty word.

Then you get all growed up, and haired over,

you get married,

and then it's supposed to be ok.

There's too many years of conditioning in between.

I can see it all now, it's all my fault.

Just relax,

relax and enjoy each other.

Play games,

wear that uh,

underwear, even that kinky stuff, with the holes cut out.

Hey couldn't hurt.

Well look, uh I better read the meter now.

You make a great cup of coffee.

And I love your buns,

You know all that stuff you said, about playing games and ejoying sex?

Well, uh, can we start now?

God I feel so silly.

There's nothing to feel silly about.

You've got a beautiful body,

you should enjoy showing it off.

This has got to be the most decadent thing I have ever seen.

Oh I don't know, I think it's kinda, cute.

Oh you think it's cute? I have an idea, why don't you put it on?

Well ok, but I am liable to drive you crazy.

Now let's see, how does this work?

Something like this maybe?

No it doesn't do anything for you.

Tell you the truth, I think I looks better on you.

Here.

Well you know, I have some more things.

I've got fringes,

see through,

why don't I put on a little fashion show?

Da, da, da,

da, da, da,

So what do you think?

I think it's time.

Oh it feels good.

Go ahead, suck on my tits.

You like that don't you?

Stroke my cock.

On it feels so good.

Talk dirty to me...

You like that?

Say all those words I've been afraid of.

Tell me about my cunt.

I'm gonna suck your cunt.

Spread it wide,

and put my cock inside.

I'm gonna eat you till you come.

Lay back,

do it please!

Suck my cunt.

Make me come!

Suck it please!

Make me come.

I'm gonna come so good.

Let me see your clit.

Show it to me.

Lick my pussy.

Suck it hard.

I want to feel your tongue on my clit.

Make me come.

Suck my cunt!

Make me come!

I want your cock.

Give me that nice hard cock!

You like my tits?

Give it to me.

I want to feel everything that I have never felt before.

Give it to Mel!

God that turns me on.

I want to come again.

It feels so good.

That cock feels so good.

I want to feel you come.

Come inside me!

Let's come together!

That was great.

Now I know what I have been missing all these years.

Thank you.

Fantastic, what's the occasion?

It's not an occasion, it's a revelation

you know I never realised how much I really loved you.

I never realised how beautiful you are.

Uh, it's the new me.

Well, whatever it is, I'll drink to it.

Here's to us.

To dinner,

and to enjoying each other the rest of our lives.

I can't wait,

neither can I.

You know, I am nervous?

I am a grown woman,

and I am nervous having sex with my own husband.

Come on now,

what are you worried about?

There is nothing to be nervous about.

Nothing,

I don't know what to do,

I am afraid I am going to hurt you with my teeth.

I want it to be good for you.

I must be dreaming, you are all I ever wanted.

My whole life.

Just to make love to you

and be loved by you.

We'll make up for lost time, you'll see.

Just the two of us.

Yes the two of us, we don't need anyone else.

Not anymore.

You have always wanted me to do this haven't you?

Yes, and more

I want to kiss your...

My cunt?

You can say it, I want you to say it.

I want you to do it, I want you to do everything to me.

Suck me, eat my pussy,

most of all let me do this,

suck your cock, I love it.

I love you.

I love you

I wonder where the millionaires are today.

They are probably out in a sailboat on the long island sound.

Yeah probably.

Are there any more Martinis in that thermos?

Uh yeah, I think its half full.

Well good, why don't you pour us one?

Ok.

I uh,

I sure admire the way you handle a sailboat.

Thank you, I think it has something to do with the shape of the tiller.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

Well heres to it.

You bet your sweet ass.

To a good sail.

And a hot fuck.

Ok.

Kevin, would you make us a Martini love?

I've set everything out.

Alright.

Oh Kevin, just a touch of vermouth

only enough to wet the ice.

Thank you.

You look cute in those shorts.

How long have you been hooking anyway?

Oh, about six months on and off.

Well from the looks of that, I bet it's been mostly on.

Here's to your cock, long may it wave.

I'm not bad for an old broad huh?

No not bad at all, in fact, you are quite nice.

Drink up, what are you waiting for?

Oh, are you trying to get me drunk, so you can take advantage of me?

You bet your sweet buns I am.

We are going to go the whole nine yards.

Oh really?

Hand me that.

Do my back.

You know this job gets more interesting every minute.

Don't forget the nooks and crannies.

Rub me.

Between the legs.

Come over here and sit.

Him: Yeah? Her: Yeah

Put your legs on the side.

I'm going to wash that beautiful cock of yours.

With my mouth.

Don't you dare come yet.

We're just getting started.

What's the matter?

I'm a little nervous.

Six months of hooking and you are still nervous?

Well what do you think?

It's a lot easier for a girl to fake it, but for a guy he has to get it up.

You're damn straight.

Well what about you?

Weren't you ever nervous? Even the first time?

The first time I used a hooker?

Yeah the first time you paid for it, what did it feel like?

Who was the boss then, you or him?

The first time huh?

Well, for your information,

the first time wasn't with a guy, it was with a girl.

You see, this hooker came to my house, looking for my husband.

And I don't know, he was supposed to be there, and I was supposed to be

out

but it just worked out the opposite.

So she came to the door,

and there it was.

This beautiful young thing, just standing there.

Waiting for someone to give her some money and fuck her.

Well I tell ya, I couldn't fuck her.

But I could damn sure do things to her and get her to do things to me.

God come on, whats with you? You can't listen and suck at the same

time? You an actor or something?

Yeah

I remember.

I got her to do things to me alright.

And then I realized, it's only money.

I've got all I need.

So why not spend it on things I really want?

What could be simpler?

Most people spend their whole lives in search of the perfect fuck.

All you gotta do is pick up a phone,

and there it is,

and here you are.

Eager to please me

to get me off,

Suck my clit

suck it

your pretty good,

you're real good,

you're real good honey,

but not as good as she was, she was better.

Nobody's ever sucked me off like that before,

I remember

I had the sweet smell of her cunt on my face,

the taste of her pussy,

it got me hot!

And I knew

that is wasn't going to get me off, she knew too

So she started licking my asshole

oh god.

And I just relaxed and let her do it.

I can still remember.

Her lips,

sucking my clit into her mouth,

her teeth coming down on it, ever so gently,

ever so gently,

that tongue! Faster and harder!

She was shoving her face into my cunt!

I thought she was going to shove her whole head in my cunt!

God I wanted her to.

I spread myself,

I spread myself,

wider so she could do it!

I spread myself,

and I shouted at her

"god damn it, make me come!

Show me what a $100 stud can do!

I am going to spread myself wide,

wider, come on,

make me come!

Make me come!

Good, good

get on top of me and fuck me!

Fuck!

Fuck me, fuck me!

Fuck Mel

pound it into me.

Fuck me like no woman can fuck me.

Do to me what no woman can do to me.

Fuck me harder.

Fuck me harder.

I want you to come in me.

Come in me.

You know what I want now?

Oh no, I am afraid to ask.

I want a cigarette.

Cigarette?

Yes.

Oh, I'm numb.

I'm out of breath

I'm out of breath

Oh god.

You're wonderful.

That's what I call a good fuck.

You know, I wonder what the millionaires are doing today?

Probably fucking.

Oh yeah?

I doubt that.

I doubt that.

Out on the long island sound?

Oh shut up.

I just want to go to sleep.

I'm in the mood for love,

I'm in the mood for love,

here?

The back of the cab, yes!

Hey Mac!

What?

Why can't you drink a cold beer, after a hot bath?

I don't know, why can't you drink a cold beer,

after a hot bath?

Well when you drink a hot bath, you got no room, for a cold beer.

I don't get it, no really I don't get it.

Ok, well after you drink a hot bath, you don't have any room for a cold

beer

ok?

Well why would anyone want to drink a hot bath?

I'll explain it to you later, ok? Dummy

when we get to platos?

We are going to platos aren't we?

Sure, sure yeah.

I don't like the way you said sure, sure.

I said sure didn't 1?

You said sure, sure, like maybe, maybe.

Andy, you promised me!

Come on, take me!

Ok, I promise, I promise.

Haha!

Andy, this doesn't look like the way to platos

it is, it's the way to platos.

Are you sure?

Yes, I guarantee.

Alright, here we are.

$12.40 Mac

here keep the change

hey you sure you got the right address?

Yeah I'm sure

hey if you want me to wait I don't mind,

because this is one hell of a skanky neighborhood if you know what I mean

one meter running enough.

Got you, thanks a lot pal!

Have a good night now!

Andy where are we?

This is the sewer.

If manhatten was shaped like big old cow.

This would be the rectal hole, come on!

Come on Andy, you promised me!

You told me we were going to go to platos!

Platos shamatos,

I tell ya something, when people who go to platos die and go to heaven

if they are good, they wind up at

the sewer!

The sewer!

Members only, of which I am of good standing.

The sewer? I've never even heard of it Andy.

It has an unlisted name.

Shit, I've never seen a light so dark,

well just hold on to me, I know the way.

Boy you better make this worth my while Andy.

Andy, where are you taking me, what the fuck?

God dammit.

Hey Randy Andy, my main man how's it going?

Hot to trot mama, hot to trot!

Mama I want you to meet candy, candy this is the mother.

She runs this joint.

With an iron fist.

She's luscious.

But she looks like a virgin to me.

I beg your pardon?!

Well no offense deary, but anyone who ain't been to the sewer

before is a virgin in my book.

Amen.

I'm sure I'll get over it.

Well, uh, you just make sure she knows the rules.

Tonight's pot luck supper night, you know?

Ooh yeah!

What's that?

You ain't never heard of pot luck supper?

You mean like a covered dish and everybody brings something?

Yeah, but everybody kind of samples what everyone else has brought.

Oh, god I've been to those lots of times.

But Andy, Andy we didn't bring anything did we?

Honey, it looks to me like you are going to be one of the main courses.

Hot damn. And what is he the door prize?

Only if I say so.

Enough of this chit chat. Oh hey here mama here you go.

Come on baby let's go inside.

Hah, you know what? I think I'm going to like this place.

Woo!

Through those portals pass the horniest mother fuckers in the world.

That's like leading a lamb to slaughter.

I wonder... who's leading who.

Shut up.

Wow!

Isn't his heaven? Veritable fuck-a-rama.

Let's sit down and have a drink.

May I help you?

I'll have one of those.

Oh no, no we will have two triple p's.

Squeeze the lime and put plenty oficein it.

Triple p's?

Uh, petrified panther piss.

It's great, trust me.

Ha, okay.

Enjoy, will you be running a tab sir?

Just put it on my account.

A toast.

Haha, drink the whole thing and you get to keep the glass,

just like McDonalds.

You like it?

What's in here?

It's a very light rum.

Splash of lime, some damiana leaves, and uh 98 percent pure gin.

That's really good.

I don't feel anything.

Give it a while.

I feel a little warm.

Yeah, it's a little warm.

98... gin?

Yeah.

Percent?

Yeah feeling a little warm, huh?

I still don't feel anything from this.

Ah yes!

God.

I think we oughta have another one.

Yes, garcon, garcon!

Come again on this panther piss here.

Please.

Please.. Please.

This is a real fine place.

You did say come again on that panther piss, did you?

Yes.

Ok that will be a slight charge, sir.

Oh, well money is no problem. Right?

Right!

Are you going to have some too honey?

No!

It's going to be wonderful.

Just wonderful.

I can't Walt.

Oh my god!

That's compliments of the store madam.

It is wonderful!

Thank you, garcon.

Very good. Excused.

It's real good.

I'm in the nude for love!

Ji sewer

ji sewer

ji sewer

ji sewer

ji boxes that make you stew

j go into until you've had enough

j til you turn back feel you up

jj captain I like your stuff

j slurp it up

jd can't get enough, can't get enough.

J watch it. That funky stuff.

J

Js two women in love is a mean to behold

jj licking and feeling and touching their parts.

Jd sweet smells and tastes from their body oh yeah.

Jd their pretty pink pussies are dripping with sweat.

J those feminine tongues are in and their out.

J4 I dream of that beautiful cunt in my mouth.

J hold me I'm cumming, oh baby, I'm cumming.

Jj bodies are close, so close I can reach out and touch.

Ji stop!

J now I'm in ecstacy look at me.

J I think I'll lay back and stay here.

J for a while.

J3 jerking and sucking and licking.

J oh, I need more!

Jd you're face melts in mine. Can you feel it?

J get me high.

J I feel you tremble.

J it's getting big.

J your cock is perfect.

J when your almost there.

J now that hard cock in my ass.

Ji how it feels.

Jd harder and harder. Make me light headed.

J fuck me hard.

J with my passion. Now I'm home.

Ji make me uhhh.

Ji all that heat.

J girl's best drink, all that meat.

Jnow I feel like I'm taking...

Jj all that I can.

Jd tastes so good, just like it should.

Jd gonna suck you on the floor.

J make my pussy ache and throb.

J I feel the heat, look at me.

J go fill me up, can't get enough.

J hold me tight. Stay here all night.

Jj listen to me. No I'll never leave.

J you got me crazy with that tongue.

Jj lick it up and down. Lick that hard cock.

J suck in all that sweet sweet honey, little twat.

J I'm gonna tell you a story... a story about love.

J I love to eat your cunt.

Ji lick it all around.

J until you get the sweet juices.

Jd suck it harder. Harder.

Jd take it deep that big cock in your mouth.

J suck it. Nice long strokes.

J take my hands and squeeze it.

J feel how it is getting tighter. Ooh getting tighter.

J lick it up.

J rub your pussy.

J lick it up. Lick it up.

J

J give me that body. Oh yeah.

J give me that body.

J that nice cock.

51love it.

J

J just like it always does.

Ji tastes so nice.

J I juust want to clean you up.

J I know you've been going for so long.

J make him high.

J get higher baby.

J oh get higher.

Jd take me up there. Come on get higher.

J

J what's that stuff? That funky stuff.

J go into it until you've had enough.

J? Turn around. Give me more.

J I like that stuff.

J watch that stuff. That funky stuff.

So what do you think about the place? The sewer!

Can we go to Plato's now?

What do you want to go to Plato's for?

I need to rest.

You got it kiddo.

Uh, Louise. Where are you?

I'm in the bathroom Andy.

Alright.

Yes.

Mmm, thank you.

What time is it?

Don't worry we've got plenty of time, it's about 7:30.

So how was that little lunch date you had today?

Well sweetheart he wasn't so little.

No?

No, he was ok. He was a new stud. A good fuck.

He needs a little work.

I didn't hear you come in last night. Did you have fun?

Mhmm.

You know that little blonde

the secretary with the tits?

Yeah

took her out to the sewer last night.

Had a good time.

Andy, uh, don't you ever get tired of that place?

No, I'm like a kid in a candy shop.

Say you look pretty good right there, you wanna fuck a little bit?

Yes, but not right now dear.

We have guests coming over in five minutes.

And uh, I hope you made enough Martini's.

I think I made enough to get us started at least.

Tell me something,

what do you got against the sewer? You love to fuck,

the sewer is a place you go to fuck in,

so, what?

Well yes I love to fuck

I've loved to fuck enough before it was fashionable.

The only thing is that I hate to be fucked over.

Andy, I mean you have never done that to me, never.

You are the best fuck I have ever had,

and not once did you ever make me feel dirty

I don't know,

we can do anything in bed,

anything, and when it's over I feel like you still love me.

Yeah?

That's because I still do love you.

And you know something? You are

the first girl that ever made me feel like a real man.

Yeah.

You know something else?

I had pimples once.

No?

No I am serious, I mean I had real pimples.

Mountains coming out of my face, mount Everest, real 3000 footers.

Then one day I was,

walking across the street,

a truck hit me, knocked me thirty feet through a brick wall,

I wound up in uncle sal's living room, and he said "hey there Andy"

"you need face surgery"

and I haven't been to a whorehouse since then.

So it's sort of like the ugly duckling becoming the swan.

Not really like an ugly duckling, more or less a human being.

So...

You have to go to the sewer everyday to prove it to yourself.

Yeah, maybe that is why I love the place so much.

I know Andy, such a macho man you are.

I love you for it though.

But for me you know,

if someone sticks a cock in my face I at least want an introduction,

you know what I mean?

Like?

Yeah I do like it, but why don't you take it off?

Quickie? Two minutes?

Just come again on the Martini sir.

Yeah there's a little charge for that ok?

Ah, fresh Martinis.

Thanks,

of course.

Walter my friend,

let's have a toast to,

wham-bam, thank you maim.

Wham-bam?

Yeah you know, going out and getting laid, getting a little nookie.

No thanks, you go out and get a little nookie,

I have all I want, right here.

Ah, square huh?

Different strokes for different folks, eh louiseasy?

Great line Andy, give me some more.

Certainly

thank you

Marsha, have you ever seen this before?

She's incredible,

well, just wait.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Wait till she does the deepthroat number.

There, she's the best cocksucker in the world.

Now, there, look at that.

Choo, watch that thing go down.

Isn't she something?

She's fantastic, but she can't hold a candle to you my dear.

He's prejudiced.

Maybe,

I hear she doesn't make porn films anymore.

You see that is because she has had it up to here, right here I think.

She's, she's amazing you know.

I don't know, you would have to be a

a sword swallower or something to do that.

No no no, not at all.

I think you could do it too.

I mean really, you just have to practice.

I couldn't do that, not me.

Oh sure you could Marsha.

Really it only takes practice.

Practice huh, well, here's to practice.

To practice.

I'll drink to that, but I'll drink to anything.

To practice!

To practice!

I am in the mood for love!

I really am.

To practice!

Practice!

Ok that's enough!

(When I hold you close to me

(when you hold me in your arms

(When I feel you next to me,

(when I feel you deep inside