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ADULT ADAM:
L.A. in the '80s.
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It was all sunshine,
palm trees, and movie stars,
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and nothing captured
that West Coast magic
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quite like Randy Newman's
iconic anthem...
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♪♪ I love LA
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♪♪♪♪
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♪♪ We love it ♪♪
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Randy Newman.
Now there's a man
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who oozes laid-back,
California cool.
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He looks like
your friend's dad,
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the one who doesn't
work really.
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And his lyrics really tell you
what L.A. is all about
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by name-checking
five different boulevards.
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So many boulevards.
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While also giving it
to New York and Chicago
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for being in
a different climate.
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He's right,
it is cold there sometimes.
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If I hadn't promised
to spend spring break
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helping Joanne move,
I'd so be in La La Land,
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partying at Spago
with Sigourney Weaver,
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James Worthy,
and Duran Duran.
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None of those people
will let you in their party.
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It's my party!
I may not let them in.
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So you're gonna travel
to a city where you know no one and throw a party?
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At a Malibu mansion!
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At a mansion
you don't own!
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We got a day rate!
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To pivot this conversation
to anything else...
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Erica, what are you
doing for spring break? Moping more?
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Yes. I lost
the love of my life,
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so I'm allowed
to be down.
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I'm just gonna focus
on my studies.
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Hey! Barry!
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I usually
don't care about you,
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but you need
to snap out of this funk
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by jetting off
to sunny California.
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You and Randy Newman
may love L.A.,
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but I'm fine here
in chilly Philly,
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home of okay pizza.
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I can't believe
I'm saying this, but Barry's right.
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And I can't believe
I am saying this,
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but Adam is right
in that I am right.
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I'm sorry,
but the only place I want to be
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is away
from this conversation.
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Who's getting away?
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Tell me you're not
doing something selfish,
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like joining
the Peace Corps.
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Barry wants me
to go to L.A.
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L.A.? [SCOFFS]
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Those health nuts
don't cheese anything,
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and "sugar" is just something
your agent calls you.
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Don't worry. I just
want to hunker down and not run into Geoff.
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Well, there's no fear
of that. He's already left for spring break.
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To where? Daytona?
South Padre? I don't care.
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Tell me now!
Okay, I-I don't care.
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Those beaches
are inappropriate.
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The only time a T-shirt
should be wet
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is when Adam goes swimming
in front of his classmates.
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Mom got a doctor
to say that I had a medical excuse.
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Well, I'm getting
the hell out of here, too.
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Yes! I have the perfect
spring break idea.
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A mother-daughter trip
to the New England Cranberry Festival!
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Exactly,
but not that at all.
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Barry's right.
I'm gonna go to L.A.
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I need to escape
even thinking about Geoff.
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If there's one thing
I've learned from my volatile love life,
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it's that
impulsive decisions
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are the first step
to healing.
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And I get to spend time
with my best gal pal.
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She's talking about me.Lainey Lewis!
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Please let Lainey know that
I have moved on with Joanne, and I am disgustingly happy.
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ERICA: I won't.
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But I guess
you were the one that said L.A.,
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so thanks.
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Yay! My middle Schmoopie
helping my oldest Schmoopie
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while my youngest Schmoopie
looks on.
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♪♪ I love my schmoos...
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Oh, no!
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She's co-opted
the Randy Newman song
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and ruined its message
of municipal pride!
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♪♪ Look at that Adam
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♪♪ Look at that Barry
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♪♪ Look at that Erica, too
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♪♪ I love my schmoos ♪♪
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She loves us!I love 'em!
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♪♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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♪♪ I don't know the future
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♪♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was May 5,
1980-something,
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and my best friend,
Dave Kim, and I
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were about to get
life-changing news.
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Madman Ad-man!
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Radical Ad-ical!
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You guys
have cool nicknames for ol' Dave Kim?
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Hmm. How about Buttface?
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[LAUGHS]Backing off that,
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I like Buttbreath
for you.
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Oh, love it!
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But we called someone
Buttbreath last year.
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Maybe we go
with Buttbrain.
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I like the internal
alliteration,
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but a-are we married
to the whole butt area?
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Because Asshat
is right there.
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Took us a while,
but we got it. You're Asshat.
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Thank you.
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So what brings you guys
to the part of the cafeteria
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where the sun's healthy light
doesn't reach?
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We wanted to
invite you to this.
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Gentlemen,
welcome to poker night.
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But Barry told me
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poker night was just
a William Penn urban legend
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created by people
"jealous of his physical and mental dominance."
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You hear the holes in it
when you say it out loud.
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Asshat's right.
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I probably shouldn't be
asking this,
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given my fluctuating
social standing, but why us?
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Two seats opened up.
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Chris Flanagan
got sent to military school for kissing his stepsister,
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and Alec Ames
is awaiting trial
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for the victimless crime
of armed assault.
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Poker![BOTH LAUGH]
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Did you know when you
have the best hand
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it's called "having the nuts"?
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"Having the nuts," Dave Kim!
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No wonder people love poker!
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I always thought poker players
were insufferable,
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but not when it's us!
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Pssht!
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No one ever learned stuff
from a book.
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I'll teach you everything
you need to know.
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Is that a Popsicle
shaped like a baseball glove?
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Dave Kim
knows his sports foods.
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Barry, every word you say
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is the best argument for why
we don't need your help.
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Well, there's no way
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Mom's gonna let you have
a night of debauchery.
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We've got it covered.
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I told her
I'm sleeping at Dave Kim's.
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And I said
I was sleeping here.
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Damn it! That's rock solid.
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Nothing will stop us
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from an epic night
of "having the nuts"!
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ADULT ADAM: That was
until this happened.
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Poker night's cancelled?
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My mom started dating a cop.
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He sniffed it out.
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Sorry, bros.
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No venue, no game.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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Gah! Oh!
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For a few
brief joyful moments,
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I forgot
you work here.
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And I forgot you were
a lying sack of dog crap.
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Whoa!
I'm your special schmoopy!
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Yeah, a schmoopy
who lied to his mama
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about spending the night
at a friend's house
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instead of playing
games of chance with degenerates!
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How'd you find out
about that?
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Who do you think
set up Corbett's mom with Officer Carl?
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Oh, damn your extraordinary
matchmaking skills!
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You used to be
my sweet baby boy,
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afraid of the world,
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and now you'll be
a hardened card fiend, willing to bet it all.
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Card fiend?
It's a friendly game.
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Please,
my manicurist's son
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put a single nickel
into a slot machine.
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Next thing you know,
he's playing Russian Roulette
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to settle
his cockfighting debts.
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He shot himself in the cheek,
dimple to dimple.
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Now when
he swigs water,
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he sprays
like an Italian fountain.
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None of that
ever happened.
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Well, it's not
happening to you,
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so go to class
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thankful you don't
have extra holes
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in your tiny perfect body,
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and we'll figure out
your punishment later.
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I think you discussing
my holes at school
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is punishment enough,
but okay.
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ADULT ADAM:
While my poker night had gone bust,
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my sister was all-in
for her trip to L.A.
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[HORN HONKS]
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Excuse me,
you look super familiar. Are you a famous movie star?
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Yeah, I think
it's because we went to high school together
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and you're
my best friend.
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I knew it was from something.
Oh, my God!
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I've missed you!So much!
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You sure?
Because it seems like L.A.'s working out.
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What is this car?
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Oh, this old thing?
It's fun to have the top down,
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but you'd be surprised
how often pedestrians touch you at red lights.
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Tell me everything.
How's your music going?
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So great.
I mean, there's a chance
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I could click
the radio on right now and hear my latest single.
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ANNOUNCER: Coldwater Canyon
is the scene of a grisly murder today...
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So, how are you
holding up?
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Fine. So fine.
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So show me the town!
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Uh, it's more of a sprawling,
shoddily designed metropolis
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without an obvious center,
but let's do it.
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ADULT ADAM: They saw
the real L.A.,
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smog, traffic,
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a pretty noticeable
wealth gap, and this neighborhood.
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Oh, is this where Daniel-San
and his single mom lived in The Karate Kid?
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That's so much nicer
than here.Hmm.
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This is a fun little
pocket neighborhood
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called La Sangre
De Los Condenados.
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The blood
of the damned?
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Look at you.
Two years of high school Spanish paid off.
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[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]
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I can't lie to you anymore...
I live here.
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I'm so confused.
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We were gonna stay
at this home
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of a producer I know
who's in Aspen,
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but then I have to send him
pictures of my feet.
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I thought
you were doing great
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and your song
is on the radio.
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I said that my song
could've been on the radio...
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If I had a song.
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Which I don't.
Or any prospects of any kind.
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But what about
this fancy car?
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I rented it with every penny
of next month's rent.
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It's future Lainey's
problem.
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Why didn't you
just tell me?
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Because I know
you were broken up about Geoff
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and wanted
a kick-ass spring break,
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and I didn't want you
worrying that I have $8 and live in this hellhole.
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So you were just pretending
to be successful
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so that I wouldn't
worry about you
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and we could focus
on my issues?
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[HORN HONKS IN DISTANCE]
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You're my best friend.
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You're my best friend!
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And you're both
my best friend!
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Get outta here, Jim!
We're having a moment.
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It's not all terrible.
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I did book
a small gig tomorrow.
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Hey, maybe you'd want
to do it with me?
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You mean get the band
back together?
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Hell yeah.
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You know, I used to
be a Little Rascal!
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ADULT ADAM:
While Lainey and Erica were reconnected,
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my lies were about
to get me disconnected.
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ADAM: Oh, come on!
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00:07:45,671 --> 00:07:47,325
You can't save your progress
in Super Mario Bros.!
247
00:07:47,499 --> 00:07:49,675
You think you can
just spend the day
248
00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:52,766
with Marco and Linguini
as if nothing happened?
249
00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,158
Do you even know
what I did?
250
00:07:54,332 --> 00:07:56,160
Whatever it is,
I'm very disappointed!
251
00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:58,075
You heard your father.
252
00:07:58,249 --> 00:07:59,729
You're gonna go to Pop-Pop's
and help him out around the house.
253
00:07:59,903 --> 00:08:02,297
Pop-Pop?
He doesn't need my help.
254
00:08:02,471 --> 00:08:04,560
He's energized by a lifetime
of spite and resentment.
255
00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,780
You're gonna help him
put on his compression socks.
256
00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,783
Open the sock real wide
so his nails don't snag the material.
257
00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,828
That reminds me...
Bring the toe clippers.
258
00:08:12,002 --> 00:08:13,787
Do you know
how to do a medical pedicure?
259
00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,180
Is this punishment
or just a bunch of stuff you don't want to do?
260
00:08:16,354 --> 00:08:16,964
Why can't it be both?
261
00:08:17,138 --> 00:08:18,574
I'm still a child!
262
00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,445
I shouldn't have to learn
about the world this way.
263
00:08:20,619 --> 00:08:23,492
You're 11! It's about time
for the blinders to come off.
264
00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:25,320
I'm 17.So are your grandpa's
heel spurs,
265
00:08:25,494 --> 00:08:26,538
which need sanding.
266
00:08:26,712 --> 00:08:28,627
Ugh! This is cruel
and unusual!
267
00:08:28,802 --> 00:08:30,281
You should have
thought of that before
268
00:08:30,455 --> 00:08:32,414
you did or didn't do the thing
that you did or didn't do.
269
00:08:32,588 --> 00:08:33,981
♪♪♪♪
270
00:08:34,155 --> 00:08:36,026
Whoa, wha...
271
00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,115
Look, I don't want to be here
any more than you do, so spackle away.
272
00:08:38,289 --> 00:08:40,161
It's great to see you,
Pop-Pop.
273
00:08:40,335 --> 00:08:42,641
Oh, cut the crap.
So what did you do to get saddled with foot duty?
274
00:08:42,816 --> 00:08:45,209
I got in trouble
for lying about a poker game, and my mom shut it down.
275
00:08:45,383 --> 00:08:47,037
Poker, huh?
276
00:08:47,211 --> 00:08:48,647
You know, I used to
run a weekly game here with the fellas.
277
00:08:48,822 --> 00:08:51,128
You had a poker game?
Also, you had fellas?
278
00:08:51,302 --> 00:08:52,521
Eh, more like
suckers I'd hustle.
279
00:08:52,695 --> 00:08:54,740
[CHUCKLES] Hey, do me a favor.
Open that closet over there.
280
00:08:54,915 --> 00:08:57,004
♪♪♪♪
281
00:08:57,178 --> 00:08:58,788
Well, why don't ya
have your game here?
282
00:08:58,962 --> 00:09:00,746
[GASPS] Are you serious?
283
00:09:00,921 --> 00:09:02,618
Hey, look, I'm bored
and I'm broke, huh?
284
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,576
I'd never miss a chance
to fleece a buncha dumb kids.
285
00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:06,448
Those seem like
all the wrong reasons,
286
00:09:06,622 --> 00:09:09,016
but it would solve
a minor social problem, so hell yeah!
287
00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:10,495
Relax, it's just a game.
288
00:09:10,669 --> 00:09:11,757
We're not kissing nurses
in Times Square.
289
00:09:11,932 --> 00:09:13,803
Huh? Back to the foot.
290
00:09:13,977 --> 00:09:15,500
ADULT ADAM: As I found a way
to bring poker night back,
291
00:09:15,674 --> 00:09:18,199
Erica and Lainey
were back to rocking out,
292
00:09:18,373 --> 00:09:20,375
except the gig was for
a six-year-old's birthday.
293
00:09:20,549 --> 00:09:23,726
♪♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star
294
00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:26,816
♪♪ How I wonder what you are ♪♪
295
00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:28,513
LAINEY: Thank you, Encino!
296
00:09:28,687 --> 00:09:30,167
This is fun.
297
00:09:30,341 --> 00:09:32,430
Rich L.A. people
blow their money on the dumbest stuff.
298
00:09:32,604 --> 00:09:34,084
I mean, look,
there's a sushi chef.
299
00:09:34,258 --> 00:09:36,826
Oh, my God.
Ashley's dad is Tom Marquez? He books the Roxy!
300
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,001
You need
to give him your demo!
301
00:09:38,175 --> 00:09:39,437
I totally would
if I had a demo.
302
00:09:39,611 --> 00:09:40,786
What do I do?I don't know.
303
00:09:40,961 --> 00:09:43,050
But he's coming over
right now, so act cool.
304
00:09:43,224 --> 00:09:45,269
Hey, you're a star.
305
00:09:45,443 --> 00:09:47,402
Thank you. I mean,
I think I put a little too much vibrato
306
00:09:47,576 --> 00:09:49,404
on Wheels On The Bus,
but I guess you see my raw talent.
307
00:09:49,578 --> 00:09:51,275
Nah, the costumes.
You're a star. She's a moon.
308
00:09:51,449 --> 00:09:52,929
Good stuff.
309
00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:54,322
Oh, right. And I really hope
to play your club one day.
310
00:09:54,496 --> 00:09:56,890
Fine. How's tonight?Tonight?
311
00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,761
Holy crap. Yes!
How is this happening?
312
00:09:58,935 --> 00:10:00,023
Eh, it's a holiday Monday.
313
00:10:00,197 --> 00:10:01,372
We'll take it!
314
00:10:01,546 --> 00:10:02,721
Oh, my God!
315
00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:04,593
The Roxy?
316
00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,682
Is this what L.A. is?
A place where dreams come true
317
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,336
in the backyard
of a children's party?
318
00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:09,598
It's all because
you're here.
319
00:10:09,772 --> 00:10:10,773
Everything's better
when we're together.
320
00:10:10,947 --> 00:10:12,949
I wish it could be this way
all the time.
321
00:10:13,123 --> 00:10:14,472
Actually,
I guess it could be.
322
00:10:14,646 --> 00:10:16,344
What are you saying
right now?I could move here.
323
00:10:16,518 --> 00:10:18,607
Geoff isn't what's missing
from my life. It's you!
324
00:10:18,781 --> 00:10:19,825
It is me!
325
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,653
[CHUCKLES]
326
00:10:21,827 --> 00:10:23,046
Could you give us a hand
with the cake?
327
00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:24,178
It's heavy.
There's a Laker Girl in it.
328
00:10:25,135 --> 00:10:26,093
Okay.
329
00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:27,703
♪♪♪♪
330
00:10:30,053 --> 00:10:31,489
ADULT ADAM: I had
upped the ante
331
00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:33,883
and teamed with Pop-Pop
for a poker party.
332
00:10:34,057 --> 00:10:36,668
All I had to do was round up
a crew for a legendary night.
333
00:10:36,842 --> 00:10:39,758
Cheggit! Everyone
gets their own pouch of Big League Chew.
334
00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:41,804
We can act like
we're dipping tobacco,
335
00:10:41,978 --> 00:10:43,849
but, really,
we're enjoying mediocre gum!
336
00:10:44,024 --> 00:10:45,764
Candy and decorations?
337
00:10:45,939 --> 00:10:48,071
Y'all gonna make
Tex Monte Carlo look like a fool.
338
00:10:48,245 --> 00:10:49,943
Tex Monte Carlo?
339
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,728
I'm an international
riverboat gambler and man of justice.
340
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,686
I get into
and out of danger,
341
00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:57,211
usually involving money,
women, or both.
342
00:10:57,385 --> 00:10:59,517
Well, take it back
to the mighty Mississippi because you're not invited.
343
00:10:59,691 --> 00:11:01,737
Monte stays. Besides,
we can use a cooler.
344
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,608
I am the coolest.
345
00:11:03,782 --> 00:11:05,610
A cooler is an unlucky person
who "cools" someone on a hot streak.
346
00:11:05,784 --> 00:11:07,264
Whatever.
347
00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:10,006
At least I'm not bringing
jelly beans to a poker party.
348
00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:12,530
Monte's right.
This place looks like The Good Ship Lollipop.
349
00:11:12,704 --> 00:11:14,445
Come on. We got to
liven the vibe here.
350
00:11:14,619 --> 00:11:15,707
Ooh, like a nice
Greek platter
351
00:11:15,881 --> 00:11:18,058
with pita and cheeses
and hummus.
352
00:11:18,232 --> 00:11:19,755
Not at all. And don't
get me started with the Greeks.
353
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:20,886
Come on, come on,
let's go.
354
00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:22,410
See, the reason
that Atlantic City
355
00:11:22,584 --> 00:11:25,152
plies people with
stogies, booze, and broads
356
00:11:25,326 --> 00:11:27,154
is that the less clear
the head,
357
00:11:27,328 --> 00:11:29,069
the more cash
they drop.
358
00:11:29,243 --> 00:11:32,246
Bar, is it okay
that Pop-Pop's buying us beer, smokes, and smut?
359
00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,639
Adam, this man
is your grandfather.
360
00:11:34,813 --> 00:11:36,250
Honor him and grab me
that Playboy
361
00:11:36,424 --> 00:11:37,773
with La Toya Jackson
on the cover.
362
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,296
Hey, stop slow-dancing
with each other!
363
00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:41,037
Let's go.
Someone's gotta pay.
364
00:11:41,211 --> 00:11:43,431
ADULT ADAM: I was set up
for the best night ever,
365
00:11:43,605 --> 00:11:44,780
but like any
good poker player,
366
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,129
I had to do a little bluffing.
367
00:11:46,303 --> 00:11:47,957
How's my dad?Well, actually...
368
00:11:48,131 --> 00:11:49,524
It wasn't
a conversation starter.
369
00:11:49,698 --> 00:11:50,916
Just say fine,
and we're good.
370
00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:52,222
I just hope
you learned your lesson.
371
00:11:52,396 --> 00:11:53,919
So many lessons.
372
00:11:54,094 --> 00:11:56,009
In fact, you broke
my troublemaking spirit,
373
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,315
so I'm gonna freshen up
and head back over.
374
00:11:58,489 --> 00:12:00,709
Our sweet boy
has returned to us.
375
00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:03,451
[CHUCKLES]
Thank God I was there to help him change course.
376
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:06,454
Can you imagine
a parent allowing this to happen
377
00:12:06,628 --> 00:12:07,716
under her own nose?
378
00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:09,457
You saved me, Mama.
379
00:12:09,631 --> 00:12:11,459
I'll probably stay late
and watch The Tonight Show.
380
00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,069
Joan Rivers
is guest host.
381
00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:14,505
[AS JOAN RIVERS]
"Can we talk?"
382
00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:17,595
She sounds exactly
like that! [LAUGHS]
383
00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:20,859
Oh, we got
a good one with him.He's a winner.
384
00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:22,600
ADULT ADAM: While my parents
couldn't read my poker face,
385
00:12:22,774 --> 00:12:25,299
Lainey and Erica
celebrated their big gig
386
00:12:25,473 --> 00:12:28,693
at L.A.'s finest '80s eatery,
the Cheesecake Factory.
387
00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:30,826
So they don't even
call your name?
388
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,351
No, they page you,
just like a doctor or, in rarer cases, a dentist.
389
00:12:34,525 --> 00:12:36,484
Wow. L.A. people
are just better than us.
390
00:12:36,658 --> 00:12:38,312
Yeah, the only knock
on this place is the traffic.
391
00:12:38,486 --> 00:12:39,095
But trust me,
they're gonna figure it out.
392
00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:42,533
Oh, God.
Look who it is.
393
00:12:42,707 --> 00:12:45,145
If it's TV's Webster,
just play it cool and do not pick him up.
394
00:12:45,319 --> 00:12:47,060
He looks like
an adorable toddler, but he's actually 31.
395
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,235
No, it's Geoff.
396
00:12:48,409 --> 00:12:49,758
[GASPS]
397
00:12:49,932 --> 00:12:52,674
Hey, this is weird.
398
00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:54,763
I thought you were
going to Fort Lauderdale or something.
399
00:12:54,937 --> 00:12:56,591
Yeah, sure. I mean,
I love sun and sand,
400
00:12:56,765 --> 00:12:58,549
but I'll probably
just surf here.
401
00:12:58,723 --> 00:13:01,204
You know, hanging loose
and hanging ten and all the other hangings.
402
00:13:01,378 --> 00:13:03,424
You surf now?I'm sort of a big
wave chaser.
403
00:13:03,598 --> 00:13:04,729
Haven't seen you
in a while, so I guess anything's possible.
404
00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:06,122
Cowabunga and whatnot.
405
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:08,081
Geoffrey!
You can't wander off with the buzzer!
406
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,821
Oh, it's Erica
and the one people talk about. Hi, girls.
407
00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:12,041
Hey, look,
it's my dad!
408
00:13:12,215 --> 00:13:13,608
On my surfin' safari.
409
00:13:13,782 --> 00:13:15,740
What? I haven't been
in the ocean in 40 years.
410
00:13:15,914 --> 00:13:16,959
You know
what's in there?
411
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:18,917
Fur seals.
Very aggressive!
412
00:13:19,092 --> 00:13:20,745
Right, you just
like to support me from the beach.
413
00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:22,443
The beach?
414
00:13:22,617 --> 00:13:24,227
It takes 45 minutes
to put sunscreen on this body.
415
00:13:24,401 --> 00:13:25,489
I'd rather
sit in the dark.
416
00:13:25,663 --> 00:13:26,708
Dad, why don't you just
take the buzzer?
417
00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:28,318
Okay, but hurry.
418
00:13:28,492 --> 00:13:30,886
Your mother won't stop about
trying peach iced tea.
419
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,542
Who puts fruit in tea?
The nerve!
420
00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:36,544
To be clear,
everything I said about surfing is a lie.
421
00:13:36,718 --> 00:13:38,415
I came here
with my parents
422
00:13:38,589 --> 00:13:40,765
to go to an
optometry convention and to escape you.
423
00:13:40,939 --> 00:13:42,811
But ha ha, didn't work.
Okay, goodbye.
424
00:13:42,985 --> 00:13:44,639
Geoff, wait.
425
00:13:44,813 --> 00:13:46,423
It's really good
to see you.
426
00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:48,556
And this crazy
amazing thing happened.
427
00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:50,166
W-We're playing
the Roxy tonight!
428
00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,863
That's the
biggest opportunity you've ever had.
429
00:13:52,037 --> 00:13:53,735
Well, since you're in town,
you should come.
430
00:13:53,909 --> 00:13:55,606
I mean,
if you want.
431
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,695
I'm sure you have
eye business with your dad.
432
00:13:57,869 --> 00:13:59,915
So much eye business,
but, yeah, maybe.
433
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,177
Maybe is great!
434
00:14:01,351 --> 00:14:03,832
It's happening!
The thingamajig is buzzing!
435
00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:05,877
We're all here!
436
00:14:06,051 --> 00:14:07,923
ADULT ADAM: As Erica
was betting Geoff would make it to her big show,
437
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,752
I was already all-in
on poker night.
438
00:14:10,926 --> 00:14:12,710
I'm already down $15.
439
00:14:12,884 --> 00:14:14,930
But this is
the best night of my life!I know, Dave Kim!
440
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,975
Kudos, boys.
You pulled this off.
441
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:18,542
Also, it's weird
your brother's here.
442
00:14:18,716 --> 00:14:19,935
You're just scared.
443
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,067
Same way your forefathers
and fore-brothers
444
00:14:22,242 --> 00:14:23,982
were too terrified
of my card skills.
445
00:14:24,157 --> 00:14:26,333
The bet's on you.Are, uh, threes
or nines wild?
446
00:14:26,507 --> 00:14:28,030
For the last time, no.
447
00:14:28,204 --> 00:14:29,162
Then lucky for you
I fold again.
448
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,033
Yeah, me too.I'm out.
449
00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:32,556
That means I win!
450
00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:34,167
Full disclosure...
I had nothing!
451
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,951
[CHUCKLING]
Attaboy, kid.
452
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,648
Thanks for
teaching me bluffing, Pop-Pop.
453
00:14:37,822 --> 00:14:39,911
And these are useful skills
you can use in real life,
454
00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:42,175
like when someone wants you
to join the Army or get married.
455
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,394
ADULT ADAM: Yep,
the night was going better than expected.
456
00:14:44,568 --> 00:14:46,135
Until this happened.
457
00:14:46,309 --> 00:14:47,919
What in the [BLEEP]?
458
00:14:48,093 --> 00:14:51,358
Mom, before you get upset,
I can explain!
459
00:14:51,532 --> 00:14:52,402
Barry, explain!
460
00:14:52,576 --> 00:14:54,491
Mm-hmm. Simple.
461
00:14:54,665 --> 00:14:56,667
I came to keep Adam
from the seductive
462
00:14:56,841 --> 00:14:58,539
and lonely life
of a professional card player.
463
00:14:58,713 --> 00:15:00,802
Then why are you
dressed like Kenny Rogers from The Gambler?
464
00:15:00,976 --> 00:15:02,195
That guy
dresses like me!
465
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,761
[GASPS] I'm so sorry!
466
00:15:03,935 --> 00:15:05,720
Blondie? You chase away
the marks?
467
00:15:05,894 --> 00:15:07,591
I almost had enough to buy
that top-shelf mac and cheese.
468
00:15:07,765 --> 00:15:09,376
Not the best timing, Pop-Pop.
469
00:15:09,550 --> 00:15:10,942
Not only
did you lie to me,
470
00:15:11,116 --> 00:15:13,641
you took advantage
of your unsound grandfather.
471
00:15:13,815 --> 00:15:15,860
I'm sorry! But there were
some life lessons, too!
472
00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:17,427
He taught me
the art of the bluff.
473
00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,212
Well, you are grounded
for the rest of your life,
474
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,431
including adulthood, old age,
475
00:15:21,605 --> 00:15:23,651
and whatever afterlife
you thought you might enjoy.
476
00:15:23,825 --> 00:15:25,305
Now tell me...
Am I bluffing?
477
00:15:25,479 --> 00:15:26,958
I fold.
478
00:15:27,132 --> 00:15:29,178
ADULT ADAM: While my mom
brought down the poker game,
479
00:15:29,352 --> 00:15:31,485
Erica and Lainey were hoping
to bring the house down.
480
00:15:31,659 --> 00:15:33,791
We're actually here,
at the Roxy, on Sunset.
481
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:34,879
Can you believe
this is happening?
482
00:15:35,053 --> 00:15:36,229
I know, right?
483
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,143
Although I kinda thought
Geoff would make it.
484
00:15:38,318 --> 00:15:39,449
I mean, he's never missed
one of my shows.
485
00:15:39,623 --> 00:15:40,798
Oh, yeah,
your ex-boyfriend.
486
00:15:40,972 --> 00:15:43,105
That's definitely
where my mind's at, too.
487
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:45,455
ADULT ADAM: But it was true.
Geoff had always been there for Erica.
488
00:15:45,629 --> 00:15:47,283
Whoo! I'm dating
the lead singer
489
00:15:47,457 --> 00:15:49,024
and I took a bus up here
at the drop of a hat
490
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:49,546
'cause I wanted
to be supportive!
491
00:15:50,591 --> 00:15:51,548
You're a genius.
492
00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:53,724
I love you, Erica!
493
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:58,773
Next up is a power duo
with a hot look
494
00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:00,557
and a sound
I'm hoping is okay.
495
00:16:00,731 --> 00:16:03,386
Welcome, Trixie
and the Firecat Quartet!
496
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,605
That's not our name!
It's...
497
00:16:04,779 --> 00:16:06,911
Welcome...these people.
498
00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:08,304
[APPLAUSE]
499
00:16:09,784 --> 00:16:11,046
Thank you!
500
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,265
I'm Lainey, and this is
my best friend, Erica.
501
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,136
She's moving here.
502
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:15,833
And, uh, we'll be able
to see each other and play together
503
00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:18,096
and swap clothes
like in high school.
504
00:16:18,271 --> 00:16:19,881
Is that too much detail?
I haven't done patter in a while.
505
00:16:20,055 --> 00:16:21,578
Let me give it a shot.
506
00:16:21,752 --> 00:16:23,754
Um, this one goes out
to my new home, Tinseltown!
507
00:16:23,928 --> 00:16:26,104
Whoo!Swimming pools
and movie stars!
508
00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:28,585
Black gold and Texas tea!Is that
The Beverly Hillbillies?
509
00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:30,065
You were right.
This is hard.
510
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,675
Um, and I did tell Geoff
it was The Roxy, right?
511
00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:32,763
Yes, it was very clear!
512
00:16:32,937 --> 00:16:36,027
Play music!Two-three-four!
513
00:16:36,201 --> 00:16:37,202
[ROCK VERSION
OF I LOVE L.A.PLAYS]
514
00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:39,553
♪♪♪♪
515
00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:47,256
♪♪ From the South Bay
To the Valley
516
00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:50,694
♪♪ From the West Side
To the East Side
517
00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:54,524
♪♪ Everybody's very happy
518
00:16:54,698 --> 00:16:57,222
♪♪ 'Cause the sun is shining
All the time
519
00:16:57,397 --> 00:17:00,748
♪♪ Looks like
Another perfect day
520
00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:02,184
♪♪ I love LA
521
00:17:02,358 --> 00:17:04,534
♪♪♪♪
522
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:05,579
♪♪ We love it
523
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:10,192
♪♪ We love it...
524
00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:11,889
ADULT ADAM: Yeah,
despite crushing an iconic L.A. song
525
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:13,587
at an iconic L.A. venue,
526
00:17:13,761 --> 00:17:15,240
my sister
couldn't help but hope
527
00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:16,981
that Geoff would be there
for her like always.
528
00:17:17,155 --> 00:17:18,722
He made it,
he made it!
529
00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:20,507
Except he didn't.
530
00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:22,639
♪♪ Century Boulevard...
Are you okay?
531
00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:24,641
♪♪ We love it...
He didn't come.
532
00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:26,817
♪♪ Victory Boulevard...
Probably just traffic.
533
00:17:26,991 --> 00:17:28,253
♪♪ We love it...
At midnight?
534
00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:30,647
♪♪ Santa Monica Boulevard...
Please don't cry!
535
00:17:30,821 --> 00:17:31,561
[VOICE BREAKING]
♪♪ We love it! ♪♪
536
00:17:31,735 --> 00:17:33,520
I'm sorry.
I can't do this!
537
00:17:33,694 --> 00:17:34,651
We love L.A.!
538
00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,262
The feeling's
not mutual!
539
00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:38,307
That's fair.
540
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:44,182
ADULT ADAM: After my mom
crashed the party,
541
00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:47,490
it went from epic poker night
to epic poker nightmare.
542
00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:49,144
What's Mom doing
in the kitchen?
543
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,493
Deciding the best way
to kill us.
544
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,365
Obviously,
the answer is ice bullets.
545
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,801
They melt fast,
leave no trace,
546
00:17:53,975 --> 00:17:55,672
but she may go
her own way.
547
00:17:55,846 --> 00:17:58,762
Okay, I splashed
cold water on my face
548
00:17:58,936 --> 00:18:00,242
and punched
what looked to be
549
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:02,418
a water cooler jug
half-filled with pennies.
550
00:18:02,592 --> 00:18:03,941
Be careful with that.
That's your inheritance.
551
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:06,117
Are you calm and ready to talk
in a reasonable way?
552
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:07,684
I am. [LAUGHS]
553
00:18:07,858 --> 00:18:09,817
You're all piece-of-[BLEEP]
554
00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:11,340
and you should be ashamed
of yourselves!
555
00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:12,950
Whoa!Mama, no!
556
00:18:13,124 --> 00:18:16,519
And?[SCOFFS] Dr. Beckwith's
Ginger Beer?
557
00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:17,955
When I found out
that Adam wasn't old enough
558
00:18:18,129 --> 00:18:18,869
to cross the street
by himself,
559
00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:19,870
I changed it up to soda pop.
560
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:24,353
Oh, damn it,
that is refreshing without being too sweet.
561
00:18:24,527 --> 00:18:25,833
Mm.
562
00:18:26,007 --> 00:18:27,400
Okay, well, what about
the cigar stench?
563
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,227
Yeah, I lit a stogie.
564
00:18:29,402 --> 00:18:30,881
But the kids started to cough
and asked me to stop.
565
00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:32,840
You know, if there's
another war, we're doomed.
566
00:18:33,014 --> 00:18:34,319
Doesn't matter.
Adam, gather your things.
567
00:18:34,494 --> 00:18:35,582
I'm taking you home, forever.
568
00:18:35,756 --> 00:18:37,410
Hey, hold on, kid.
569
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,673
You don't have to
punish the kid on my account.
570
00:18:39,847 --> 00:18:42,110
Oh, all of a sudden
you're concerned about Adam's well-being
571
00:18:42,284 --> 00:18:44,808
after you get him hooked
on hot dice and Caribbean studs?
572
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:47,681
All I know is
I liked having him around.
573
00:18:47,855 --> 00:18:49,378
When he came over
to do my feet, it was nice.
574
00:18:50,858 --> 00:18:53,164
Ben, are you telling me
you're lonely?
575
00:18:53,338 --> 00:18:55,036
No! I got my friends
on the local news.
576
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:58,039
But...yeah.
577
00:18:58,213 --> 00:19:01,956
Pop-Pop, you didn't have to
let me have my game here just so I'd hang out with you.
578
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:04,001
Ah, you're just
saying that.I'm not.
579
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:05,916
You're not terrible
all the time.
580
00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,396
That's the nicest thing
anyone ever said to me.
581
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:08,789
♪♪♪♪
582
00:19:08,963 --> 00:19:10,225
Oh.Oh.
583
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,401
Damn it,
this is beautiful.
584
00:19:12,575 --> 00:19:13,358
All right, all right,
that's enough mush.
585
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,360
♪♪ Life is so strange...
586
00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:18,494
So you dragging the kid
outta here or what?
587
00:19:18,668 --> 00:19:21,062
What do you say, Mom?
Can we stay a little?
588
00:19:21,236 --> 00:19:23,543
[CHUCKLES]
Barry, get over here.
589
00:19:23,717 --> 00:19:26,197
ADULT ADAM: Turns out
you get what you want out of life
590
00:19:26,371 --> 00:19:28,286
by being honest
with the people you love.
591
00:19:28,461 --> 00:19:31,942
Of course, to do that,
you have to be honest with yourself.
592
00:19:32,116 --> 00:19:34,379
♪♪♪♪
593
00:19:34,554 --> 00:19:36,077
I'm so, so sorry.
594
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:36,947
It's okay.
595
00:19:37,121 --> 00:19:38,601
No, it's not.
596
00:19:38,775 --> 00:19:41,865
This was
your first big gig here and I ruined it.
597
00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:43,693
I don't care
about the gig, Erica.
598
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:44,999
I care about you.
599
00:19:45,173 --> 00:19:47,697
This is a really bad start
to my life in L.A.
600
00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:50,004
Here's the thing...
601
00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:52,267
I don't think
you should have a life in L.A.
602
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,617
This was just a setback.
Today was huge for us.
603
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,445
It was.
604
00:19:56,619 --> 00:19:58,447
But I think you have
something even bigger to get back to.
605
00:19:58,621 --> 00:19:59,666
What are you saying?
606
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,972
Babe, we were just
onstage at the Roxy,
607
00:20:02,146 --> 00:20:03,496
but you were
somewhere else.
608
00:20:04,932 --> 00:20:06,716
I just really
wanted him to come.
609
00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:09,066
That's why I think
you have to go back home and figure it out.
610
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,939
But what about you?
I'm your good-luck charm.
611
00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:13,941
Or I was
until like 10 minutes ago.
612
00:20:14,115 --> 00:20:16,726
You still are!
I was sputtering before you got here.
613
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,380
Being on that stage
with you
614
00:20:18,554 --> 00:20:20,687
reminded me of
why I moved here in the first place.
615
00:20:20,861 --> 00:20:23,951
Lainey Lewis,
you are a true rock star.
616
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,822
What would I be
without my number-one fan?
617
00:20:25,996 --> 00:20:28,346
♪♪ And then you won't know...
618
00:20:28,521 --> 00:20:31,524
ADULT ADAM: Sometimes in life,
you're not dealt the cards you want,
619
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,569
but if you're surrounded
by family,
620
00:20:33,743 --> 00:20:35,963
you'll always
come out a winner.
621
00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:37,355
♪♪ Destination unknown ♪♪
622
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:39,923
♪♪♪♪
623
00:20:40,097 --> 00:20:41,925
ADAM: Say hello
to the camera, Pop-Pop.
624
00:20:42,099 --> 00:20:44,319
♪♪♪♪
625
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,538
[BELL DINGS]
626
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:46,887
♪♪♪♪
627
00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:50,760
You sure
you want to bet?
628
00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:53,241
I've already won
everything you own.
629
00:20:53,415 --> 00:20:55,939
Your car keys,
your hockey trophy,
630
00:20:56,113 --> 00:20:57,332
your mint-condition
Mike Schmidt card.
631
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,377
[GROANS]
632
00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:02,293
And the spear gun you bought
after you saw Jaws.
633
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:05,253
That spear gun
is for home protection!
634
00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:06,950
And I'm gonna win it
all back right now
635
00:21:07,124 --> 00:21:08,343
starting with
this hand.
636
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,302
I raise you $100.
637
00:21:11,476 --> 00:21:12,434
You have 90 cents.
638
00:21:12,608 --> 00:21:13,609
Then I raise you 90 cents.
639
00:21:13,783 --> 00:21:16,133
You're clearly bluffing.Am I?
640
00:21:16,307 --> 00:21:17,570
For sure.
641
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:18,962
I call with
a queen-high flush.
642
00:21:19,136 --> 00:21:20,485
Damn it!
643
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:22,531
Are my emotions
so easy to discern?
644
00:21:22,705 --> 00:21:23,793
Yep, I read you like a book.
645
00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:25,229
This game sucks!
646
00:21:25,403 --> 00:21:27,101
Also your cards reflect
in your glasses.
647
00:21:27,151 --> 00:21:31,701
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