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EMILY: Okay.
ANNIE: Oh, wow!
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WILL: Oh, my God!
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ANNIE: Crab king!
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WILL: Oh, my God.
ANNIE: Oh, my God!
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Okay, what's happening here?
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Grab the crab that speaks
to you the most.
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After you.
Wow, thank you.
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Just take theoh, God.
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Okay, so just crack it.
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Okay.
Okay.
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And then just kind of
sensually wiggle that meat out.
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Wow.
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Unfortunately, I am an expert
at this,
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because my family made me do it
every summer.
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Oh, I'm so sorry that you had
to summer
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in paradise every year.
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Thank you for saying that.
It's actually my trauma.
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Are you getting really hot?
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I feel like my legs
are radiating heat.
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I should've brought shorts.
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Wow, this from a man
who roasted us
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for bringing multiple bags.
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Wow.
You all have two bags.
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That's like six bags
for three days.
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That's insane.
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Can I just say, for a man
who's only been around a month,
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you are very comfortable
talking a lot of shit
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about how all you needed was
a dang JanSport.
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That is also fair,
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and that was a nice impression,
by the way.
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Thank you.
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That was like looking
in a mirror for me.
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Why don't you just cut
your jeans into shorts?
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No, I'm good.
Thank you, though.
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Oh, okay.
Oh, please.
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Come on.
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I gotta see what's under there.
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Ooh.
Oh.
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Give the vile woman
what she wants.
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ANNIE: Come on, let me be vile.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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WILL: I'm all messed up.
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EMILY: You have to kind of vibe
with it, dog.
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WILL: I'm trying.
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Is this attractive to see
a grown man fight a kite?
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[laughs]
Yes.
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Okay, tell me.
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Did you guys bang it out
last night?
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No.
Oh.
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No, I don't know.
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I thought it was gonna happen,
but it did not happen.
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I'm only worried because
I actually like him,
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but the longer this goes on,
it might start to become weird.
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I know, and, like,
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I feel very connected to him,
like, emotionally.
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It', like,
aggressively healthy,
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but I don't know, any time I
try to, like, involve his body,
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he, like, shuts me down hard.
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But then I can, like,
feel his boner,
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so, like, I know it's there.
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Okay, well,
maybe you just need
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to make it happen yourself.
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Like, reach on down there,
grab it up, swing it around.
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Oh, God.
Get on down.
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Ma'am,
I think that's assault.
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Hey, the jeans are wet,
and the jeans are hot.
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And I'm gonna go inside
and cut 'em into shorts.
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Yay.
Oh, yay!
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Get ready for some calves.
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He's cute.
Aw, cute.
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Wow, I can't believe
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that you and I are at an adult,
coupley beach weekend.
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No, I know. I know.
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I never really saw that
for us ever.
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Yeah.
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And it's good that it's not
all about sex with Will,
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because I feel like...
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when we were younger,
I used to think that, like,
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sex was the only form
of validation, you know?
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Yeah.
Like, sex was the thing.
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Yeah, that's how we knew
we were valuable,
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because someone wanted
to fuck us.
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Yeah, depressing.
[laughs]
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♪ ♪
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Please, Annie,
it's "Kegs and Eggs."
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The whole point is that
you're drunk in the morning.
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It's, like, so sexy.
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Yeah, I really can't, though.
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Like, if I miss class,
I can't even turn in my paper.
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Ugh, come on.
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I mean, have I ever
pressured you
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into doing something boring
or bad?
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Yeah, I mean,
I think prom was pretty bad.
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Okay, you wouldn't have
even gone
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if I didn't get my cousin
to take you.
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Yeah, but I don't want to go
to another party, you know,
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where I'm just gonna be your
wingman and not have any fun.
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You know what?
You always say no.
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But you always end up doing
what I say.
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But if you won't come
to "Kegs and Eggs,"
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you at least have to come
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to the "Oklahoma!" wrap party
with me.
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Okay, I'll do that.
Hi, George.
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Hey, guys.
Oh, my God.
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You look like such a perv
with this moustache.
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What?
I had to do it for the play.
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Yeah, but you're not
in the play.
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You're the prop guy, right?
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Prop master,
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and the actors
had to grow them,
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so the whole crew did it
in solidarity with them.
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Hey, are you going
to the wrap party tonight?
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Duh, are you?
BOTH: Yeah.
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Hi!
BOTH: Hi.
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Hi, Fran and Dia.
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Annie, Lauren, I've literally
never seen you two apart.
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Well, you shouldn't.
We're BFFs forever.
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Yeah, double forever.
Mmhmm.
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Um, well, where are you guys
coming from?
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Human Rights
Under International Law.
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Yeah, the professor is
totally obsessed with Fran,
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because she's international.
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She thinks
I'm the Magna Carta.
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Whoa, that sounds
insanely hard.
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Oh, that's why I love
majoring in...
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♪ Musical theater ♪
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[laughs]
Oh, my God.
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Well, you know, the "Oklahoma!"
wrap party's tonight.
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You guys should come.
I'mI'm going.
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All right, if you're going,
then I'll go.
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But if anyone tries to do
theater at me,
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I'm gonna slap them.
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Cool, I'll meet you guys
at your room.
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Jesus!
George.
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I didn't realize
you were there.
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Well, it's probably
the moustache.
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Okay, see you tonight.
LAUREN: Bye, you guys.
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See ya.
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[light guitar music]
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Okay, wow.
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[sighs]
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I cut 'em too short.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Look at this.
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Oh, I'mI'm looking.
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You kinda look like a boy
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who became a man overnight.
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That actually did happen
to me once.
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I grew 5 inches one summer.
All my bones hurt.
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Okay, well,
let's make another bone hurt.
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Oh.
[laughs]
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Baby, no.
I am so sweaty.
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I don't care.
I'm sweaty too.
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I want to. We shouldn't.
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I told Em we'd go
to the grocery store
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and get stuff for tonight,
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and we gotta get stuff
for tomorrow too.
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[chuckles]
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Well,
then don't be surprised
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if I have a little wet dream
tonight.
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I cut the boxers too.
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You fucking idiot.
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[upbeat electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
Annie.
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These are like, a size 6, and
they're already getting tight.
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I swear this dorm food
is making me, like, so fat.
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Oh.
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You're not fat.
I think you look amazing.
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Honestly, you're
you're so tiny.
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Maybe, but I still
am gonna do a master cleanse.
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Like, I just cannot get a gut,
you know?
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Oh, actually,
my mom just sent me
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some meal replacement bars,
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and they actually
really fill you up,
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and you can have some
if you want.
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This is the chocolate brownie,
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and I also really like
the vanilla,
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and they're actually doing
a limited edition
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cookies and cream.
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Mm, Annie, these are, like,
literally filled with sugar.
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They're never gonna work.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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I don't know.
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My mom sent 'em to me, so...
That's, like, 30 grams.
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I just stole a pizza
from the math building.
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It was just on a table
with no guard.
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Oh, God, I was just saying
I can't eat
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anything like that anymore.
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Yeah, me too.
Oh, well, more for me.
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Is your boyfriend coming
tonight?
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No, he's at a swim meet.
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See, I swear every swimmer
I know has, like,
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the biggest dick, right?
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They're swimmers because they
know that their hog looks good
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in tiny trunks.
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[laughs]
Oh, my God.
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I swear you guys are always
talking about big dicks
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and all the sizes for 'em
or whatever.
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Oh, I forgot we shouldn't
talk about big dicks
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in front of Annie, 'cause
she still lives in Virginia.
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AKA she's a virgin.
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I mean, yeah, I'm a virgin,
but I don't even care.
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Like, it'sit's fine.
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Look, Annie,
it's okay if you're scared.
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I mean, I totally was
the first time.
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No, I'm not scared.
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Like, I know it'll happen
for me at some point,
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and then I'll be orgasm queen,
but I'm not.
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And so until then,
I'm the only one of us
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who doesn't really know
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the experience of being...
penetrated.
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Hey, guys,
I just checked my watch,
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and it's party time.
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What?
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What are you guys
talking about?
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We're just talking
about the fact
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that Annie's still a virgin.
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Lauren.
What the hell?
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What?
You just said you didn't care.
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Whoa.
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I mean, I am a virgin,
but I'm not a prude.
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And honestly at this point,
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I'm someone who knows
all the stuff
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and is open but just wants
to lose it.
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At this point.
Or whatever.
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Let's go to the party.
Yeah.
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LAUREN: Yes, please.
Yeah.
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Lauren, don't tell everyone
I'm a virgin.
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I'm not, like, proud of it.
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Look, Annie, no offense,
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but it's not really
a big secret.
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People can just tell.
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And you can't be mad at me
for being honest.
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I'm not mad.
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Okay, Annie, you're first.
"The world is your oyster.
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Let your clam be your guide."
ANNIE: No.
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Why is everything
in this place seafood themed?
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And also, why do people think
that clams are pussies?
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I mean, what about the clit?
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The clit is the pearl.
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I asked you to bring
a board game,
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a social activity.
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You said,
"Bring the little book."
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I said, "Bring a board game."
Okay, Fran is next.
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Let me get to my December 5th
birthday.
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Wait, seriously?
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That's my birthday.
I'm December 5th too.
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No way.
I'm dead serious.
251
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Oh, my God, come here.
Come here.
252
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,692
My Sagittarius brother.
Oh, I love it.
253
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,359
FRAN: I knew we were twins...
WILL: I knew it.
254
00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,238
FRAN: Because we look so alike.
WILL: Yes, that's what it is.
255
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,315
We're the same height, yeah.
Well, okay, Sagittarius.
256
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:18,831
You two are aroused by
your partner's sexual organs,
257
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,947
which just seems very general
to me.
258
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,914
Hmm, I'm actually not even
sure about that.
259
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,964
I might have to invite
my partner into the house
260
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,458
so that I can kind of solve
my curiosity.
261
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,631
It was nice seeing you guys.
Wow!
262
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,880
FRAN: Really nice
to meet you guys.
263
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,171
EMILY: It was really nice
to meet you guys.
264
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,684
[laughter]
265
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:41,975
You know, you and Fran
are both so mischievous.
266
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,885
It's a bad thing, right?
No, it's fun.
267
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,694
I see why you're friends.
268
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,779
Will...
269
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,030
I like you so much.
270
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:02,123
So, so much.
271
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,580
It sucks.
[laughs]
272
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:10,042
But is there...
273
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,764
like, is there a reason why
we haven't had sex?
274
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,005
Oh.
275
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:20,389
Gosh, Annie, that's um...
276
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,808
that's hard.
277
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:25,186
Well, can we just talk
about it?
278
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,725
You know, andI mean,
279
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,650
like, you can tell me
if there's something
280
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:34,738
that I'm doing
that you don't like or...
281
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,816
or if you're not attracted
to me.
282
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:40,451
Annie, no, I'm attracted
to you, like, annoyingly so.
283
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:44,080
I...
284
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:47,368
I...
285
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,133
it's embarrassing,
286
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,706
but I'm really nervous.
287
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:59,178
That's not embarrassing.
That's sweet.
288
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:02,757
And I'm nervous too.
289
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:07,694
Okay, yeah, but you've had
more experience.
290
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,605
I...
291
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,935
I've only ever had sex
with the one person.
292
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,153
The first person I dated
is the person I married,
293
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,874
and I know how insane
that sounds, but...
294
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,445
No.
It's a lot, really fast.
295
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:30,172
Yeah, well, I mean,
there's no rush at all.
296
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,496
And the first time
that we have sex,
297
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:35,262
it doesn't have to be perfect,
298
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,335
because I think we're gonna
do it a lot more
299
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,430
than just that one time.
300
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,466
Yeah, I know, I...
301
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:47,061
thank you.
302
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,728
Thank you for not making me
feel like a freak.
303
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,727
No, no, I mean,
sometimes I feel like a freak,
304
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:56,190
because I'm, like,
this horny monster
305
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,402
pushing you or something,
but...
306
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:04,454
you know, sometimes a girl's
just gotta get railed.
307
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,950
Wow, okay.
Yeah.
308
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:11,214
And, you know,
sometimes we'll rail,
309
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,537
and sometimes we'll cuddle,
310
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,093
and sometimes we'll do, like,
a solid tenminute missionary
311
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,798
and call it a damn day.
312
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,968
Well, I mean, I can give you
about six minutes missionary.
313
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,178
[laughs]
314
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:28,888
I'm just saying we have lots
of time.
315
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,981
Man, you're good.
[laughs]
316
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,975
FRAN: This is why I didn't want
317
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,192
to come
to a musical theater party.
318
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,571
I told you.
319
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,988
I just feel like tap shoes
will ruin wood floors.
320
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,197
FRAN: Of course.
321
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,566
How are they not bored
by now?
322
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,494
Wait, what happened
to Lauren?
323
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,873
She left, like, an hour ago
with that guy David.
324
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:52,541
What?
She didn't even tell me.
325
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:56,340
He had the biggest tattoo
of a drama mask I've ever seen.
326
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,955
Oh, no!
[laughs]
327
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,673
FRAN: She loves that.
Good evening.
328
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,513
FRAN: Wow.
329
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:06,298
Would anyone care
for some marijuana?
330
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,854
I'm good.
331
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,217
Wow, no moustache.
332
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,144
Yeah, a bunch of us just
shaved 'em off
333
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,444
in the kitchen all at once.
334
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,318
Well, I think you look better
without it.
335
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,566
FRAN: I prefer you with it.
DIA: Yeah, she's right.
336
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,028
[coughs]
337
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,698
FRAN: How long does it take you
to grow a beard?
338
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,656
Surprisingly long time.
[coughs]
339
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,367
This is actually
the cool way.
340
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,327
I'm sorry. I think I have
to get some water.
341
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,578
FRAN: I think so too.
DIA: Yeah.
342
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,869
I'll help you.
343
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,752
[laughter]
344
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:39,709
ALL: [shouting]
345
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,882
I didn't know they were gay.
346
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,011
They're not.
347
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,677
They're just doing it
for attention,
348
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,505
which sucks, but...
349
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:51,472
I guess I shouldn't say that,
'cause I'm always way off.
350
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,104
What do you mean?
351
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,192
Well, I mean,
I thought you were gay,
352
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,029
but you have a boyfriend,
right?
353
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,816
Yeah...
354
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,333
kind of.
355
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,905
I'm sorry.
356
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,660
That wasyeah, I'm sorry.
357
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,335
Okay.
Okay.
358
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,707
Thank you.
359
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,634
Ugh, thanks.
360
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,933
It's okay.
361
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,297
Do you really think
that I look better
362
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,274
without the moustache?
363
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,305
Yeah, I do.
364
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,769
Okay, don't read anything
into this,
365
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:44,652
but, you know, we're friends,
and...
366
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:49,322
I know you want to lose
your virginity.
367
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,663
And I don't think we should
date or anything,
368
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:56,290
but if you want...
369
00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,249
I would do it with you.
370
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:04,551
I have a key
to the prop closet, so...
371
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,547
SINGER: ♪ We've got an ear,
an ear for what's romance ♪
372
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,550
♪ We've got our ears,
our ears trained on you ♪
373
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,683
♪ You watch us sing ♪
374
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:37,159
[groans]
375
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,923
Okay. Okay.
376
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:46,261
Okay.
377
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,045
Yeah.
378
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,759
Oh, okay.
379
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,640
Areare you okay?
380
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:57,427
Yeah, yeah, I just finished.
381
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,393
Oh.
382
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,904
Oh, but don't you have
a condom on?
383
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,147
Right?
384
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,068
Oh, yeah, yeah.
385
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,067
I was just trying to be,
you know, like, extra safe.
386
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,200
Oh, yeah,
that's probably smart.
387
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,616
I put the condom in the pot,
388
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:25,003
so I'll get it later.
389
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,802
Um...
390
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:30,006
that poster says "staring"
instead of "starring."
391
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,048
GEORGE: Oh.
392
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,100
Yeah.
393
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,139
Um...
394
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:43,732
so I'm just gonna lock up.
395
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:47,149
Somebody's been stealing
all the tumbleweeds
396
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,939
from "Oklahoma!"
397
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:54,033
We're down to one, and it's,
like, kind of a problem.
398
00:17:56,742 --> 00:18:00,332
Um...see ya.
399
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,169
Yeah, you're welcome.
400
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,495
WILL: We did it every year
until high school.
401
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,173
My brother and all my cousins.
Wow.
402
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,921
Yeah, we called it
the "Naked Nolan Polar Plunge."
403
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,054
[laughs]
Yeah.
404
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,090
Wow, the adventurous
Nolan family.
405
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,764
Yeah, it was cold and stupid.
406
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,233
Never do it again,
but it was awesome at the time.
407
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,600
I would.
408
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:28,574
Annie, no, the water has
got to be, like, 40 degrees.
409
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,396
Yeah, well,
I'm not going in the ocean.
410
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,362
I'm going in the hot tub.
411
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,738
Oh.
412
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,662
Come on.
413
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:54,795
I don't know if a hot tub
qualifies as a "polar plunge."
414
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,640
Okay, Mr. Rules.
415
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,637
[upbeat funky music]
416
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,640
♪ ♪
417
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,352
Just get in.
I promise I won't touch you.
418
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:09,113
God damn it.
419
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,356
See,
this is the mischievousness
420
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,609
that I was talking about.
421
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:20,621
♪ ♪
422
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,426
It's good, right?
423
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,047
Yeah, this is nice.
424
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:44,274
SINGER:
♪ Just to see some stars ♪
425
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,136
♪ ♪
426
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,063
So entertaining to watch.
427
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,903
Okay, well,
I got my night snack.
428
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,112
I'm gonna go crash now.
Yeah.
429
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,533
I'm over there.
430
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,702
Yeah, I'm this way.
431
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,662
Good night.
Good night.
432
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,343
See, there you go.
I am way off.
433
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,221
Like, I thought we were
gonna kiss.
434
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,887
Well, you were right.
[laughs]
435
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,443
Sorry.
436
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,779
[gentle music]
437
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:45,752
♪ ♪
438
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,655
[laughs]
439
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,213
♪ ♪
440
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:02,848
I had sex.
441
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,388
With who?
442
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,390
George.
443
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,852
I mean, how do you feel?
444
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,773
Um...
445
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,152
Pretty much the same, honestly.
446
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:18,819
Yeah.
But I don't know.
447
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,699
Like, the whole time,
I was like,
448
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,866
"I'm having sex.
This is sex.
449
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,655
He's in it."
450
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,158
You were saying that
out loud?
451
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,580
No, but I was thinking it.
452
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,869
But I don't know.
453
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,463
Like, I can't even fathom
doing it naked either.
454
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,670
Okay, so you were
fully clothed?
455
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,210
Very.
456
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,474
I just had to take the train
that came.
457
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,756
100%.
458
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,090
No, but you will.
459
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,394
You will feel
comfortable enough
460
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,427
to be fully naked
before you know it.
461
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,391
Wow.
462
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:54,061
Is it a lot better with someone
who you actually, like,
463
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,023
have feelings for?
464
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,323
Mm.
465
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,567
Kind of hard for me to say.
466
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,951
Okay, well,
I kissed Dia tonight.
467
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,869
Wow.
468
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,294
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
469
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,420
That's great.
470
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,287
How did it feel?
471
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,804
Good.
472
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,876
It just felt like I'd been
holding it back,
473
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:26,142
and it felt right.
474
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,056
Wow.
475
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,595
Thank you for telling me.
476
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,229
This is between us.
477
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:37,727
Tonight just enjoy that you,
like, made out with Dia.
478
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,781
Yeah, I will.
Yeah.
479
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,566
And I'm gonna celebrate
with some stolen pizza.
480
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:44,701
Thank God.
481
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,907
I was sort of hoping you would
say that.
482
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,947
Oh, my God.
483
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,741
I kind of like it better
room temp.
484
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,334
Absolutely.
485
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:56,749
Wow, this is a big night
for the girls of suite 618.
486
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,170
[chuckles]
487
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:01,838
Mmm. Man.
488
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:06,549
Fran, why don't you and I
ever hang out?
489
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:10,222
The truth, because
your friend Lauren sucks.
490
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,432
She's...pretty bad.
491
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:16,154
She sucks.
492
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,265
Ohh.
493
00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:20,982
Cheers.
Cheers.
494
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:23,993
[light music]
495
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:29,486
♪ ♪
496
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,291
Hi.
Hi.
497
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,877
What?
498
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:49,352
[Shura's "elevator girl"]
499
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,925
♪ ♪
500
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,062
SHURA: ♪ Baby,
I can help you out ♪
501
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,269
♪ You got something ♪
502
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,810
♪ And baby
if it all works out ♪
503
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:04,324
♪ We got something so sweet ♪
504
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:09,868
♪ She elevates my world ♪
505
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:16,405
♪ She elevates my world,
my world, my world ♪
506
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,673
♪ ♪
507
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:21,086
♪ 22 floors up ♪
508
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,705
♪ I'm high,
it's like a drug ♪
509
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:28,762
♪ She's my elevator girl ♪
510
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,969
♪ ♪
511
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,970
♪ Elevator girl ♪
512
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:41,023
♪ ♪
513
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,646
It's hard to see you
with pants.
514
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:48,951
I know.
I think jorts are me now.
515
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,236
We did it.
[gasps]
516
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,990
Yes.
It was horny.
517
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,792
It was sweet.
It was good.
518
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,405
It was hornily good.
Oh.
519
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:59,292
I'm so happy for you,
and I knew this would happen.
520
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,999
How was your night?
Good.
521
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,841
I actually have some news
as well.
522
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,797
Em and I
are gonna move in together.
523
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:13,264
But don't worry.
It's all gonna be fine.
524
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,142
We can sort it out.
525
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,469
Of course, yes.
Congrats.
526
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,484
Thank you.
527
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,225
[St. Vincent's "Cruel"]
528
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:25,187
ANNIE: ♪ Can't you see what
everybody wants from you ♪
529
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,030
♪ Forgive the kids ♪
530
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:32,407
♪ For they don't know
how to live ♪
531
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:36,446
♪ Run the alleys ♪
532
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:40,662
♪ Casually ♪
533
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,504
♪ Cruel ♪
534
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,839
♪ ♪
535
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,375
♪ Cruel ♪
536
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,219
♪ ♪
537
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,135
♪ Bodies ♪
538
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:58,425
♪ Can't you see what everybody
wants from you? ♪
539
00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:03,232
♪ If you could want that
too ♪
540
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:06,318
♪ They could take or
leave you ♪
541
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:10,235
♪ So they took you,
and they left you ♪
542
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:14,655
♪ How could they be ♪
543
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:19,236
♪ Casually? ♪
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