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Can't see the sun no more but
that don't mean I'm cheering
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My bodies heating up and
naughty's what I'm feeling.
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If I don't get up
out of here I just
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might lose my head in here
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Rather take myself
somewhere I gotta burn it off
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Live and breathe
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It's about to get hot
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I'm feelin' that
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It's about to get hot
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So keep your eyes
on your man cause
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it's good he's feeling bad
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All the seed is crazy
and I like it on me
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It's about to get hot
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It's about to get hot.
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Excuse me.
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I want to cast it on
I wanna be contagious.
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Excuse me.
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Everyone's feeling it so
hot it could be dangerous
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All my people are
up in here were gonna
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lose our head in here.
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Good morning Mrs. Morton.
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Oh hello you.
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How are you?
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I'm alright, how are you?
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Pretty good, how
was your weekend?
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Yeah it was great actually.
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What are you doing showing
away the going on march?
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Stretchyly, you know.
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Oh I had to get the
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plan book by car.
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The gun was here, yeah.
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We need to go to that shack.
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Talk to Luke Forey again.
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Yeah.
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It's 140 dollars, no pounds.
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That's American.
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140 pounds.
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140 pounds.
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I just cannot stand
searching for parking space.
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It's,
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very, very boring.
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It is, yeah.
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Stick up, it's the third time.
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Start parking
closer to our train.
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Then I have to wait
for hours and hours
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for him to show up.
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And I like parking in the road.
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You could just park
wherever you want.
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That's so true.
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Hello, you.
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All my people up in here we're
gonna lose our head in here
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Top to bottom everywhere
we're gonna burn it up oh yeah
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It's about to get hot
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I feel it
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It's about to get hot
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So keep your eyes on
your man cause it's good
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he's feeling bad
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All this seems crazy
and I like it on me
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I feel it
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Breathe in breathe out.
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Debsie?
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Yeah.
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Thank you gorgeous.
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All you slack offs,
back to your desk.
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Fuck off.
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You in?
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What do you think?
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Debs.
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Good morning.
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I need the agenda
for the meeting.
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Okay.
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Dump Josh yet?
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Oh good, having
to battle already.
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You do know,
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that all rugby players
are gay don't you?
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Yes, that's exactly why
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I'm going out with
him, well done.
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Well good luck.
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Good observation.
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Okay.
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Print the emails will you?
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Yes.
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All of these are the emails.
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Breathe in breathe out
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It's about to get hot.
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I give up on this
Giddion Hoffman business
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with the cambly.
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You know these American
casino's are running,
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gonna play ball
with Gordon Brown.
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And what is the
concessionary tax?
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Nothing, it's
not original and that one.
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Felix?
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Felix are you responsible
for that splash?
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That's the most boring
one we've had all year.
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What do you mean boring?
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I got a head like a pigs ass.
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Morning.
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Morning Sunny.
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An Emperor and a graveyard.
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There will be a bottom,
I'm not gonna put it
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in the graveyard pages, the sun.
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And not you as well.
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Oh for god sake.
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That is the dullest head man
I've ever seen in my life.
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I'm dealing with the
most important election
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for the last 50 years.
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You're dealing with
the most boring election
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for 40 years and you're
making it more boring.
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It's about what's inside,
it's not about the headline.
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The crews wants to
claim Everest in a drawer.
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Election headline.
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Come on now there,
that's political.
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A nights of lust with Gary.
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My night of lust.
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Various night of lust, yes.
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So fucking trivial,
Cormac, you know that?
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Alright, can we go now?
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Nearly 11.
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Disfrivalist pricks.
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Disappointment, Felix.
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What's a disappointment?
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Too close to call.
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Scottish twat.
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Was it you who wrote that?
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Put this my little
bit on the front.
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Really boring, Felix.
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To close to call.
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Debs.
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Put me through to Eddy.
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I'll put him through
for you, one moment.
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Eddy,
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Editor in Chief's on the line,
I'm gonna put him through.
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Yeah we'll take a message,
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No I think he'll
want to take this call.
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No you need to take the call.
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No, I'm in a real rush.
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You need to, here.
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Let me do that.
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Okay well you distribute
all those will you?
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Fuck.
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I haven't got time for this.
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- Eddy?
- Richard.
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How are ya?
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I'm well, thank you.
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How are things?
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Good.
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What's zenning you today?
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Well it's all the
election stuff which I'm not
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looking forward to.
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I'm so bored with this election.
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I think we all are.
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It just doesn't sell
newspapers, does it?
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No but Peter's got
this wonderful idea of
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putting a picture of Bush
on the bottom of a bikini.
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Good, that'll be good.
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The stars and stripes on a
nice pair of breasts, huh?
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I suppose so, anything
to spice it up a bit.
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Listen.
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What can I do for you?
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I've got something of
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a personal nature I want
to talk to you about.
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Well?
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Are you sitting down?
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I am now.
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Good.
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Eddy repeat after me would you?
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Screwing the chairman's
wife is not part of
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my job description.
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You got that?
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Sorry
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I can't hear anything.
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Is this a joke?
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No, no, it's not a joke, Eddy.
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Repeat after me.
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Screwing the chairman's wife.
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Come on.
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Screwing the chairman's wife.
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I don't understand, what,
what, I don't understand.
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Eddy,
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we're both speaking
English here aren't we?
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Screwing the chairman's
wife is not part of
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my job description.
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Are you still there?
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Screwing the chairman's wife.
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Screwing the chairman's wife.
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Is not part of
my job description.
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Is not part of
my job description.
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Thank you.
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You know,
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frankly,
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I'm very hurt by the betrayal.
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I mean,
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you know what do
you think MJ is?
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Do you think she's
a company perk?
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Now I'm just gonna
think about this.
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And then I'm going
to decide what to do.
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And I suggest you think
long and hard about it too.
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Alright?
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I'll talk to you later.
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Fuck.
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Alright so, tomorrow.
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Exit polls.
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Okay those should
be coming in actually
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throughout the day.
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Uh no, not throughout the day.
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Hello?
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Debs,
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get me MJ.
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Just right here, MJ?
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Alright?
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Hello?
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Darling?
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Hi love.
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Will you call me as soon as
you get out of the meeting?
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Okay, will do.
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Call me as soon as it's over.
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Uh yeah, that's
what I just said.
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As soon as you're finished.
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I just said that.
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Yeah, alright.
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Okay.
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Love ya, bye.
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Lea, remind me I have to call
Richard as soon as we're out.
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Yeah, okay.
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No, as soon as we're out.
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Hello, Felix out front
of the booth seems to have
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been on as well, give us a ham
sandwich and a bar mitzvah.
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Sports fan as we had discover.
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I hope five to a bed.
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No, in London.
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With his banker.
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German banker.
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Oh for God sake.
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Is this a reliable?
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We don't know
we'll just have to see it.
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Well you know
what cruises loyals are like.
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Morning all.
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Morning.
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Eddy.
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Alright, now.
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Who are we gonna get
this week after the
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monumental fuck up
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at which today's front page.
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What the fuck were you thinking?
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Eddy you agreed
that title, I'm sorry.
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No, no, no, I wanted
When Bush Comes to Shove.
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I mean get your
fucking act together.
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I mean do we have to nanny
this paper seven days a week?
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I'm sorry Eddy, it was
a simple misunderstanding.
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Alright, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Alright we just need a big,
sexy story for tomorrow now.
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A big,
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non-election splash.
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What's anybody got?
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Sally, what do you got?
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I've got Victoria Beckham,
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she's admitted she can't
sing, she's jacked in
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fashion design and now
thank fuck for that.
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Thought we'd run some
of our new collection
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but more importantly, we've
got the first pictures
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of the baby bump.
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We've got a picture
without a poncho.
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P3 showed it may
and you can see it.
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You can actually see it growing.
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From our fashion
pages I've got look
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alike Sienna Fraratenna.
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That's brilliant.
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And I've got a
nice new mens thing,
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a makeover piece, bits
I've gotta bit like hard,
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I thought we'd start
with Bin laden.
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Fantastic.
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To be a little bit topped on.
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But he's actually got a lovely
little face under that turban
274
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and that beard, you know?
275
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And Abu Hansa, he's another
good looking fellow,
276
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thought we'd have
him the week after.
277
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Call it scrape your face.
278
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Fantastic.
279
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That's got a hook.
280
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Mac, what do you got for me?
281
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,430
Right the Manchester
related arsenal feud,
282
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,833
vanished the royals
got a three magic band.
283
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,935
Amre Stamtehensiser
284
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,737
at bear camp punches Smith.
285
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,739
I see a fucker, let's
open the player hooligans.
286
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:46,506
Very good.
287
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,975
Please read.
288
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,910
Yeah I got two green splash now.
289
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,411
It's coming off the wire.
290
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,146
First one is to do is
for the election tomorrow
291
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in the states.
292
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,783
It's great photograph of Bush.
293
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,317
I don't want election stuff.
294
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,386
Okay but the second one is
I think is more important,
295
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,122
it's see CUN abductees
in Afghanistan,
296
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,857
I've got a photograph
of the three of them
297
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,459
being held at gun point, all
three are weeping profusely.
298
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,929
The Taliban have declared
open season and killed
299
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38 workers so far this year.
300
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,866
No one else has run with it.
301
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,868
Jeff the reason nobody's
run with it because
302
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,504
Afghan, Iraq to our readership,
303
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,172
very, very interchangeable.
304
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,876
We have a readership that
confuses Afghanistan and Iraq.
305
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,213
I think we have a
campaign or a story,
306
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,981
we have a campaign, we
don't take them to Felugia,
307
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,482
we take them out of the
country all together.
308
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,317
I'm loving that.
309
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,518
And we bring them all.
310
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,487
Bring the black watch leading
the British troops on mass
311
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,123
led with a black watch paper.
312
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,526
Not to Felujia but out
of Iraq altogether.
313
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,194
Take them all.
314
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,395
Yeah.
315
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,531
And we leave them out, the
queen mother's no longer the.
316
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,167
Coroner Chief of the Black
Watch if she ever was one but
317
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,036
you know, we could get
Chamella park and balls.
318
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,172
The Menno will be an
excellent choice indeed.
319
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,908
Gotta love the regiment
and indeed hopefully
320
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,143
eventually our queen I mean.
321
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,912
It's part of the job really and
322
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,347
this Camilla, you know,
323
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,883
runs off and sees her on
her horse, fag in mouth.
324
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:06,086
Sexually cracky as
she's then become
325
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,587
the first to celebrate.
326
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,958
Actually can move quickly on
from Colonel Chief to being
327
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,592
queen of this country.
328
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,362
Eventually getting rid of
all that gasty German blood
329
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,164
we no longer want.
330
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,233
So I propose Herst
Camilla, Colonel in Chief,
331
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,935
then Camilla for queen.
332
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:22,602
I would like
333
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,971
to put that out.
334
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,173
Charles can become Prince Regi?
335
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,975
How close, how ready is that?
336
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,010
It's ready to go but 1,000
word piece and I've got a--
337
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,611
- Okay but it's not going.
338
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,581
I love it, it's
cynical, it's hilarious,
339
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,116
let's not go there.
340
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,851
Honestly.
341
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,487
Let's put a moratorium on
all this monarchy bashing.
342
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,522
I am fed up, sick,
343
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,523
nauseated by it.
344
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:47,127
Well let's put a
moratorium on a monarchy.
345
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,596
70% of the public
loves the royal family.
346
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,797
Oh come on.
347
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,900
And here we are bashing
them, it's easy and it's fun.
348
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,968
Sirigal and royalist
ar even reading our paper
349
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,236
cause we are
opening up a debate,
350
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,504
we can't go back,
351
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,006
this is like some mad reaction.
352
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,540
We've just become like
all the other papers.
353
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,541
Exactly.
354
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,476
This is reactionary bullshit.
355
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,279
It's not, you're saying
that the paper's getting old
356
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,615
and it's getting stale and we
keep running the same thing
357
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,816
and I'm giving you something.
358
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,952
No I'm saying the election's
boring is what I'm saying.
359
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,987
Let me a story,
okay? True story.
360
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,255
When I was a little girl,
361
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,924
my father wakes me up
in the middle night,
362
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,558
like four in the morning.
363
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,361
Says MJ come down stairs,
you must see this.
364
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:25,098
We all gather as a family
in front of the television
365
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:29,569
to watch the House of Spencer
and the House of Windsor wed,
366
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,971
it's the royal wedding.
367
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,672
And we're sitting
there with our coco.
368
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,873
I didn't think it
would come to that.
369
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:37,644
And these are memories that
I cherish as an American.
370
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,279
Look okay, just come on.
371
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,581
The point is, that
this monarchy bashing
372
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,782
shits on
373
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,352
peoples enduring memories
and that's what you're doing,
374
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,586
you're just shitting on them.
375
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,357
We destoryed Princess Dahn.
376
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,692
We followed her into that
tunnel, we snapped our pictures
377
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,227
and we killed her endoety.
378
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,395
We did it.
379
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,464
That is what is
exactly what happened.
380
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,033
I'm sorry, sweet
dear Mac and cousins.
381
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,969
Heart as big as houses
but unfortunately
382
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,503
handkerchiefs are
as big as sheets.
383
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,406
And you just can't be
sentimental about everything.
384
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,042
And with Diana, you're
elevating a rather
385
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,611
deranged kindergarten
teacher to the
386
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,580
status of Bambi's mother.
387
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:18,618
Can I quickly say that we
are not running a pro-monarchy
388
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,320
piece in our paper tomorrow.
389
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,989
Oh I think you will be.
390
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,690
I mean the truth is
every time I go passed
391
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,258
Buckingham Palace
I look and I think,
392
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,727
I'm paying for that so
I'm fucking aloud in it.
393
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:33,233
The prime real estate banging
the senator of London.
394
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:37,070
It belongs to the country
that the country can't use.
395
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,006
It should be a
shopping center really.
396
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,541
Turn it into a roller
skating ring guys, yeah.
397
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:45,045
You get rid of the
royalty you have no England.
398
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,749
What do you want? You want
Tony Blaire for president?
399
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,084
Ikea.
400
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,752
Disney Land.
401
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,720
That's a good idea.
402
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,388
Super casino.
403
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:58,058
A knocking shop for
the signipiao then.
404
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:01,094
It's a right shape, right
shape for a coflin warehouse.
405
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,130
Coflin warehouse, B&B.
406
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,331
B&B.
407
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,002
Are we finished? I
mean what are we doing?
408
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,071
We're just sitting, waiting
for something to happen,
409
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,073
can we wrap this?
410
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,075
Okay, alright, I've got
a headline for tomorrow.
411
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,044
Tomorrow's splash is gonna be,
412
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,046
Bulldoze Buck Palace.
413
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,515
Chamella and a hard hand?
414
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,785
Maybe put a sledge
hammer in the hand.
415
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,121
We can get our readers to
write in with everything
416
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,657
to firm in with our own ideas.
417
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,062
Fuck.
418
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,666
I need a quote from
Scott Litzargary,
419
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,134
you understand a fucking quote?
420
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,335
So get me a fucking quote.
421
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,071
Sort of a gender
going on here on this,
422
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,173
let's bulldoze the
palace bullocks.
423
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,640
This is the busiest
news week of the year
424
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,775
but we're running
this kind of thing,
425
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:49,676
it could run for two months.
426
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,378
It's commercial
sense for god sake.
427
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,080
Commercial says it all.
428
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,115
Look every other paper's
speculating their asses off
429
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,483
and that was happening
in the election.
430
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,717
Well that's every
other paper because
431
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,152
every other paper
has to do that.
432
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,287
Is this an editor's
must or are we topper?
433
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,288
Hey Felix.
434
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,523
What are you doing for lunch?
435
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,757
Nothing.
436
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,159
Okay yeah, dinner's
at one o'clock, alright?
437
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,095
Thanks, yeah, lovely.
438
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,100
Is that table for two
or table for three is it?
439
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,501
I'd imagine it was for
two unless he's inviting
440
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,602
the household calvary.
441
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,271
You do know Felix that
going for lunch this early
442
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,273
in the week with Eddy
very often leads to a.
443
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,142
P45 by tea time.
444
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,610
Fuck off.
445
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,846
Well one to alamany was
over but it's happened before.
446
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,248
Debby?
447
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,584
Could you just come
over here for a second?
448
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,522
Debbie,
449
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,756
Yes?
450
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,890
Debs, could you just
confirm this for me
451
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,427
and for Felix that when
people are invited for lunch
452
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,862
on a Monday it usually
means that they spend
453
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,733
the rest of their career
at lunching the lure.
454
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,704
That is a short list.
455
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,806
Is it very short? How
short is a short list?
456
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,142
It's quite short.
457
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,509
I'm not on anyone's black list.
458
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,344
Felix.
459
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,545
Yes?
460
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,147
I was thinking Adam
for the row piece.
461
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:00,880
He's on it, I told you.
462
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,315
He did?
463
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,416
Yeah I told him this
morning, like you said.
464
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,152
Oh, thanks.
465
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:05,818
Good.
466
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,456
If you're on the short.
467
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,791
What is, what's going on there?
468
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:12,892
I don't know.
469
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,585
Hello.
470
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,196
Okie dokie, we're on.
471
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,934
You will run my monarchy
piece in tomorrows paper.
472
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,035
Uh, no I won't.
473
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,571
Media manipulation of
the monarchy by MJ Morton,
474
00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,772
yes you will.
475
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,007
Now, I'm, I'm.
476
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,510
You were very dismissive of
me in this mornings meeting.
477
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,944
Well it's a very extraordinary--
478
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,779
- Done degrading me in
front of all our colleagues?
479
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,181
Do you enjoy that?
480
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:08,915
No I didn't enjoy it,
I just didn't enjoy,
481
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,218
don't make it so personally.
482
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,620
Everybody's treated exactly
the same, know what I mean?
483
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,487
Oh yeah?
484
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,189
Oh yeah.
485
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,194
Uh oh.
486
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,229
What?
487
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,331
You just look a little,
488
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,833
I don't know.
489
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:27,700
What's up?
490
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,443
Do you ever wonder
if this is the most
491
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,279
sensible thing that we could do?
492
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:42,715
Know a slowly sensible
thing we could do.
493
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,352
Is that what's on your brain.
494
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,290
I know it's dreadful and bad
and we must stop we really
495
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,293
can't keep doing it you know?
496
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,827
Sit down for me.
497
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,600
It's gonna end badly.
498
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,801
You know that.
499
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,404
I'm serious.
500
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,939
Can't keep doing this.
501
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:07,807
Okay.
502
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,544
You okay?
503
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,512
We really can't.
504
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,614
No I agree, it's crazy.
505
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,851
Just like then now.
506
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,022
Listen, I'm serious.
507
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,724
Me too.
508
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,326
I mean I don't know what's
so much to lose, right?
509
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,628
No we should just
be adult about this.
510
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,896
I know.
511
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:30,930
It's so bad.
512
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,905
Just feels so good.
513
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:39,772
I know.
514
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,021
We really
shouldn't be doing this.
515
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:55,855
Shut up.
516
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,526
Breathe in breathe out
517
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,728
It's about to get hot
518
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,930
I feel it now
519
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,399
It's about to get hot
520
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,901
So keep your eyes on your man
521
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,371
Cause it's good he's feeling bad
522
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,640
All this heat is crazy
523
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,843
And I like it on me
524
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,413
It's about to get hot
525
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:24,617
It's about get hot.
526
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,320
You are
527
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,490
a naughty girl
528
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,591
in the world.
529
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:34,561
Bingo.
530
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,972
Donald Anderson,
remind me, remind me.
531
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,408
Back bencher, back
sementro, I know.
532
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,577
The real story there
was as gold and brown.
533
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,478
Listen,
534
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,346
somebody making love?
535
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,581
Something happening.
536
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,982
This is such a mistake and I'm,
537
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,384
I am sorry.
538
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,785
Please don't do that.
539
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,389
Please don't give me
that fucking bullshit.
540
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,390
Okay the real story is what?
541
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:07,360
What, that he's given
us what? 450 casinos?
542
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,428
No, no.
543
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,663
His brown is resisting
any idea of the American's
544
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,999
having a reduced
concessionary tax.
545
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,001
You've got to
understand this is the most.
546
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,569
Keep your fucking voice down.
547
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:17,670
stressful relationship
548
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,738
anybody could ever possibly have
549
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,473
and it's getting worse--
550
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,475
- Next time you want to
break up with somebody yeah,
551
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,912
why don't you do it
before you fuck them?
552
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:27,814
Look,
553
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,482
it was
554
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,583
a mistake and I
555
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,953
I really am sorry.
556
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,888
That's a really
lousy thing to say.
557
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:39,992
I know, but I am I don't
know what else to say.
558
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,844
Sending now.
559
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:03,716
We've been together four months.
560
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,652
It hasn't been four
months, it's been two months.
561
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:06,853
What are you
fucking talking about?
562
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,155
It's been two months.
563
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,524
We got together June 28th.
564
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,762
June, July, August,
September, October, November.
565
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:16,929
Five months.
566
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,164
No I'm doing that wrong.
567
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,866
June--
568
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,534
- It's however long it is,
look, look, look, look.
569
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,502
Your plan is horsing into
something that isn't.
570
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:25,438
You know it's a really
nice, really good time.
571
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:26,706
You're really good fuck.
572
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,207
I mean it's never
of the worlds great
573
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,443
fucking other fish, was
it? I mean it was lovely.
574
00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:31,578
Honestly but,
575
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,715
you know what I mean.
576
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,517
Yeah, I think I do.
577
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,498
Here we go.
578
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:52,599
Oh look.
579
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,133
Everyone's got it.
580
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:56,469
Yeah.
581
00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,538
I'll spell check that.
582
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,777
Now look man,
everybody's on chat.
583
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,019
You're a real shit, Eddy.
584
00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:18,057
Not just flattering you.
585
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,032
Don't do this.
586
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,589
He's coming.
587
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,298
He wants to
hit them for about 40-50%
588
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,033
so it's his little stealth tax.
589
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,702
God, rows have
gotta be turning the
590
00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,037
kidneys after waking and.
591
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:05,972
My, my, my.
592
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,544
He's coming,
he's coming, he's coming.
593
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:12,579
He's coming out.
594
00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:13,312
Where's Debs?
595
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,046
Where is she, where is she?
596
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,181
There she is.
597
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,052
Bloody hell.
598
00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,721
That was mad.
599
00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:24,791
Unbelievable.
600
00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:27,059
I'd like to talk to Eddy about.
601
00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:30,262
- Where is Eddy?
- - Where is Eddy?
602
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:37,336
Well Catholic goldem
gals for the chop anyway.
603
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,039
Yeah well I think it's,
I think that's our angle
604
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:43,876
is that we go for
something that preaches the
605
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:47,279
pratulian rate to turn
against the flag by now.
606
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:50,116
Las Vegas coach
of Vienna, Italy.
607
00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:51,584
So it's like you're
looking for someone like
608
00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:53,686
cash versus trash or something.
609
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,353
Sorry, what was that?
610
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,788
Cash.
611
00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:58,725
He looks like he's
ready for lunch.
612
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,100
It's like a fish cloth.
613
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,001
Sally.
614
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:09,936
Check that.
615
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,643
Oh.
616
00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:17,810
What's all that about?
617
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:18,911
Don't know.
618
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:21,814
Fat ball on hand I'm sure.
619
00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:24,116
The Sally May?
620
00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:25,284
Cormac,
621
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,854
little miss darly just come
out of the relaxation room
622
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:28,755
face like thunder.
623
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:29,689
Oh yeah?
624
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:30,923
Maybe her botox are slips?
625
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:33,793
Do you have any idea
what's going on?
626
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,227
Okay I thought
that, I'll phone Lucky.
627
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,029
Yeah, alright, lovely, bye.
628
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:37,964
What'd he say?
629
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:38,931
He's gonna phone Lucky.
630
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,399
Lucky's not gonna know anything.
631
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,300
You seen Eddy?
632
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,871
Oh she is upset, isn't she?
633
00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:46,639
What's Eddy done to her?
634
00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:49,108
5% of the population speak up.
635
00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,179
Cormac?
636
00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:54,714
So, trouble in
paradise I gather?
637
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:55,915
Yeah, alright,
it looks like a man
638
00:26:55,948 --> 00:27:00,219
who can't get a reason any
sense of the word but listen,
639
00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:02,421
I'm only the news
editor so don't
640
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,123
expect me to know anything ever,
641
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,125
I suggest you talk to our
social secretary Felix.
642
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,761
Alright, okay, okay, that's all.
643
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,001
Yes, what?
644
00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,235
Felix, what gives?
645
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:17,236
Look if you're wanting
a bonker love updater
646
00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,438
I suggest you go to the
chap man of our lusting
647
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,140
secret secretaries.
648
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:24,677
Use your manners or
in your case your rat.
649
00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,347
I'll take you up on that.
650
00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:32,084
Oh, dear oh dear oh dear.
651
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,021
You knew about this, didn't you?
652
00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:37,690
I know and I care less.
653
00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:38,891
Felix?
654
00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:41,093
Bloody stupid distraction.
655
00:27:59,045 --> 00:27:59,879
Come on.
656
00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:05,251
So slow.
657
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:07,754
Ah, wallah.
658
00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:12,058
Read my lips.
659
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:13,926
I think it's a great review, I
think it's in the wrong place
660
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,494
and I'm surprised, that's all.
661
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:16,829
That's not what I said.
662
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:17,897
We've got mail, Peach.
663
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:18,765
I think the mail should've
came straight to me.
664
00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:20,399
This'll cheer you up.
665
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:23,135
So we won't be running
with it, that's that.
666
00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:25,337
Excellent, excellent,
she's gone.
667
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,940
Another one bites the dust.
668
00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:29,475
Too much detail.
669
00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:32,812
I've been promoted
to a syndrome.
670
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:34,280
Yes we all know that.
671
00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,415
How long before he'll
come crawling back?
672
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:38,317
Get him on the phone.
673
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:39,418
Straight away?
674
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,820
Yep.
675
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,057
So once the bulldozers have
pounded Buckingham Palace
676
00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:48,761
to dust and we have instead
the Buckingham Complex,
677
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:51,497
we could also mark up some
pictures of the war family
678
00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:54,000
in the uniforms and clothes
of the roles they might have
679
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:57,136
when the place is a car
phone warehouse for example
680
00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:59,305
or a mother story cop up
so you got a Princess Mike
681
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,407
if Kendra's a cashout girl or.
682
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,410
Prince Edward done up as a
construction worker, you know.
683
00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:05,677
Metal helmet.
684
00:29:05,711 --> 00:29:08,547
Felix, it's a lovely feature
for two days before Christmas
685
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,516
or April Fool's Day but
686
00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:13,285
as far as a front of
the book for tomorrow
687
00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:15,121
as we still run
something on the election
688
00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:17,489
or if we can get some
of the killers for this,
689
00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:21,093
this Gabe killing
on the south bank.
690
00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:22,428
I've got a
691
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,130
great story for you.
692
00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:28,868
There's a chairman of
a big national paper
693
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:29,936
who's wife
694
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,572
has been having an affair
695
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,141
with the editor.
696
00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:38,144
Does the,
697
00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:40,579
the chairman know that his
698
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,581
wife is having an
affair with the editor?
699
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,816
Oh yeah.
700
00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:44,750
Does the,
701
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,253
does the wife know that
the chairman knows?
702
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,155
I don't think so.
703
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:51,190
And how does the
704
00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:52,391
chairman know?
705
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,261
I don't know.
706
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:57,864
Phone tap?
707
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:01,500
Nah I don't think so.
708
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,035
Informer?
709
00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:04,170
Seems a mass lightly.
710
00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:07,039
Maybe the wife told him.
711
00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,440
I don't think so.
712
00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,242
But she might have done it.
713
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,278
To get the editor's job.
714
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:14,580
Nah.
715
00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,048
That's not right.
716
00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:16,949
No?
717
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,350
No.
718
00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:20,920
Seems to me that this
editor's got a lot of questions
719
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:23,822
that he needs to
find the answers to.
720
00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:32,999
Look darling, can we go in?
721
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,867
One minute I'll just.
722
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:37,003
Shall we?
723
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,371
Hey.
724
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:40,606
Yeah can you get Richie
on the phone for me please.
725
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,641
Sure, but do you want
him on video phone?
726
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:43,575
Yep.
727
00:30:43,609 --> 00:30:46,112
Cause your ex wife
is also on video phone.
728
00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,613
Christ.
729
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:48,915
Do you want me to
pass you through to her first?
730
00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:49,548
Yeah you better.
731
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:50,883
I think so.
732
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:51,517
- Chop.
- Chop.
733
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:55,321
Hello?
734
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,488
Hello.
735
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:57,890
Hello.
736
00:30:57,924 --> 00:30:59,959
Hello, what do you
want, what do you want?
737
00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:02,494
Is this a bad time?
What's up with you?
738
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:03,996
Nothing I'm in the middle of a
739
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:05,131
meeting and I'm really busy.
740
00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:07,333
Department of Justice
turned down the application.
741
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,968
Well maybe they did.
742
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:09,835
What do you need, come on.
743
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,637
I'm offering you
a chance to spend
744
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,738
more time with your kids.
745
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:14,106
Listen I thought I was
doing every other weekend
746
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,574
as the arrangement.
747
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:16,976
Well how about thinking
about Thursday night?
748
00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:18,677
What is going there?
749
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:19,545
Thursday what time?
750
00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:21,280
I need to be out
the door at 7:30?
751
00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:22,148
Okay.
752
00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:24,416
That's fine.
753
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:25,918
What is wrong?
754
00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,153
Something happening?
755
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:29,588
No I'm fine, okay
I'll see you then.
756
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:31,023
Bye.
757
00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:31,890
Bye.
758
00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:37,896
So predictable.
759
00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,970
Sit and wait
and watch the space.
760
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:44,937
You done?
761
00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:45,938
Yep, can you put me channel?
762
00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:46,638
Yeah.
763
00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:47,506
Two ticks.
764
00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:53,712
Eddy.
765
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:54,947
Yeah, hello, Hi Richard.
766
00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:56,482
What's up?
767
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,617
Listen, about this
conversation we had
on the telephone,
768
00:31:58,650 --> 00:31:59,785
we had this morning,
769
00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:03,055
now listen I don't know
where you got the story from.
770
00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:04,556
But it is absolutely unsure,
771
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,225
I have too much respect
for you and for the paper
772
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,694
and for myself and you know.
773
00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:12,031
Oh he's categorically
denying it.
774
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:24,943
Hello.
775
00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,446
Debs, right.
776
00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:28,981
I need to see tomorrows
splash right away.
777
00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:30,082
Okay, okay.
778
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:32,018
I'll send that.
779
00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:33,019
Soon as in soon.
780
00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:34,020
Tis' done.
781
00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:34,953
They're um,
782
00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:37,289
tied up and.
783
00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:38,357
I'm just here about the splash.
784
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:39,291
I know.
785
00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:40,226
I don't care about that.
786
00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:41,994
- I know.
- Thanks.
787
00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:44,063
- Thanks Debs.
- - Okay.
788
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:46,598
Apart from anything else,
789
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,134
I have my family to consider.
790
00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,069
Yes, and a career Eddy.
791
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,638
And you won't be
hearing the end of this.
792
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:55,007
Yes?
793
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:55,941
Hello?
794
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,509
Now he's pissed
off, very frightening.
795
00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,578
Hello? Aw shit.
796
00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:00,412
Hello?
797
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:01,413
Eddy?
798
00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:02,581
Yep.
799
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:03,515
- Are you there?
- Yeah, hello.
800
00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:04,416
Are you there?
801
00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:05,751
Yes I'm here.
802
00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:08,254
Eddy, let me just
point out to you.
803
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:12,224
That I've always let you have
complete editorial freedom.
804
00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:15,694
I have never as a proprietor
and owner of this newspaper,
805
00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:19,031
I have never
interfered with policy.
806
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,366
Am I correct?
807
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:21,267
You are correct.
808
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:22,568
I am, thank you.
809
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,204
Well that is about to change.
810
00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:28,040
I've been in discussions
with Sir James's power
811
00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:30,642
since royal highness
Prince of Whales.
812
00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:34,046
We're trying to improve
public perception.
813
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,814
We've been making
certain recommendations
814
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,783
to him on a private basis.
815
00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,785
So it's very hypocritical
of me to be making
816
00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:42,754
suggestions and
recommendations on the one hand
817
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:45,624
and on the other hands is to
have my news paper, The Rag,
818
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:48,760
castigating the Raw
family on a daily basis.
819
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,429
Now that has to stop.
820
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,631
Now this is what I
want you to do, Eddy.
821
00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:54,800
I want you to get
Felix or whoever
822
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,536
to write some leading
articles pro-monarchy.
823
00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:58,770
What?
824
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,706
That's what I want you to
do and I want them to support
825
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:03,142
my recommendations
to the prince.
826
00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:04,410
Do I make myself clear?
827
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:05,344
Now,
828
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:08,180
this is not a request, Eddy.
829
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:10,048
This is a requirement.
830
00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,153
Do I make myself clear?
831
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:18,124
You do make yourself clear.
832
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:19,191
Good.
833
00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:27,799
Recommendations to the prince.
834
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,868
Hell hath no fury, Eh?
835
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,771
What have you done, Eddy?
836
00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:33,872
What have you done?
837
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,574
This is getting--
838
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:38,144
- In 30 years it's gonna be
like the express in the 50's.
839
00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:40,879
Yeah through a
Jukovet and Row borders.
840
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,582
This is getting
very, very interesting.
841
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,284
It's making a lot of
sense to something that just
842
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:46,585
happened an hour ago.
843
00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:49,221
- Yeah exactly.
- Yeah.
844
00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:53,359
Hello?
845
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:56,195
Hello, darling.
846
00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:56,895
Hi, sweetheart.
847
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,230
How are you?
848
00:34:58,264 --> 00:34:59,365
I'm alright.
849
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:00,666
I thought you were gonna
call me after the meeting.
850
00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:01,900
Oh, right.
851
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:02,768
Sorry.
852
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:05,237
Are you, are you smoking?
853
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,104
Yes.
854
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,907
You said you wouldn't have
a light up before lunch.
855
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,841
I know I said that.
856
00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,677
You said you wouldn't
smoke before lunch.
857
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,445
I know I said that
but I'm smoking now,
858
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:14,280
I'm not having a great day.
859
00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:15,747
Anyway, did you uh,
860
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:18,250
did you manage to talk to
Eddy about the monarchy thing?
861
00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:20,586
He doesn't wanna do
the piece, alright?
862
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,753
You mean you can't
talk him round?
863
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:24,156
No, I'm going to, don't
worry, I'm on it, I'm on it,
864
00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:28,227
I'm working on it, it's just
gonna take a little while.
865
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,595
Alright?
866
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,230
Well I,
867
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,664
I think you should work on it.
868
00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:35,234
Listen I got a lot of work
to do today so I'm gonna
869
00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:36,735
hang up, alright?
870
00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:38,170
And stop smoking.
871
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,538
- Alright.
- - Alright, buh-bye.
872
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:41,340
Jesus fucking Christ.
873
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,479
Triple F and it's still too
small, can you believe that?
874
00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:48,780
Curly what are some
30 different pages.
875
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:49,948
What's cooking, guys?
876
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,684
I'd say hooligan football
is again the front bridge.
877
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:53,585
Who's this girl
on the front page?
878
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:54,520
Where's my idea gone?
879
00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:56,555
Of course it was, okay.
880
00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,924
Bulldoze Buck Palace
is tomorrow's splash,
881
00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:00,192
I liked it this morning,
882
00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:02,194
but I fucking love it now.
883
00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:04,230
Camilla for Queen will
do later in the week.
884
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:05,331
Check the cartoon.
885
00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:06,332
This is fantastic.
886
00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:07,233
Who did this?
887
00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:07,933
Jimmy.
888
00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:11,803
Aresenic, yeah.
889
00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,705
See that'll run
that full page, Eddy.
890
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,507
I've got Camilla as
well, I've got foxy lady.
891
00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:18,610
Her head stuck on a high
decloom in a fox fur bikini.
892
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:19,845
Lovely, the hunt is on.
893
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,213
She loves it, she loves to chase
894
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:22,314
the little orange fuckers.
895
00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:23,282
The hunt is on.
896
00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:24,750
Paris Hilton's lips as well.
897
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:25,684
Lovely.
898
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,353
The hunt is on for the royals.
899
00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:29,688
It's gonna be the worst
week in their life.
900
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:30,956
Yes.
901
00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:32,924
Elizabeth the second
is Elizabeth the lost.
902
00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:33,925
Well done.
903
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:34,760
But we've got their
successors haven't we?
904
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:35,594
Yeah.
905
00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:36,428
Possum bears.
906
00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:37,363
Fantastic.
907
00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:38,930
God save our gracious past.
908
00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:40,966
Long live our noble beds.
909
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:42,301
Listen you just gotta
get me a steak small.
910
00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:44,436
Eddy just check
that for page three,
911
00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:46,505
Sheila from Sednom
right up the street.
912
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:47,839
Bam he's rocking into that.
913
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:49,375
Want some nipple in tomorrow eh?
914
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:50,576
Yeah, okay.
915
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,478
Cosmetic, celebrities,
surgery, swap shops.
916
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:54,246
Swap the features about,
guess who they are.
917
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,180
Lovely.
918
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,181
Cormac, does she ever shut up?
919
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,285
Come on let's get a
handle on the scandal.
920
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:00,286
Juice it up.
921
00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:02,454
Tulloch?
922
00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:03,789
I'm going to lunch.
923
00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:05,624
And maybe some time.
924
00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:08,327
So Morton knows
about Eddy and MJ?
925
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,895
Of course I suppose
we all guessed that.
926
00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:11,797
I guess he was
saying Richard was upset.
927
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,765
I know all of that but
what I want to know is,
928
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,934
did Eddy actually fess
up he'd been jacking?
929
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,603
He's holding the
paper to ransom,
930
00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:19,871
he wants to change policy.
931
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,673
He wants us to go pro-royal.
932
00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:23,675
Eh, takes up my time here.
933
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:26,378
Look, Ed, as there's talk
that is all going around.
934
00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:29,715
Yeah let's
just all go for lunch.
935
00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:35,354
Where are we going?
936
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,789
Going for lunch, early lunch.
937
00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:44,330
Can you believe it?
938
00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:45,964
That's his lady,
yeah absolutely.
939
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,300
Absolutely, what do you want?
940
00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:49,768
Fuckin A, that's
what I'm saying,
941
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:53,372
he wants to turn to the whole
pause of the paper around.
942
00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:11,423
Debs,
943
00:38:11,457 --> 00:38:12,524
secret lunch.
944
00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:18,096
I'm gonna go to
Jeter's probably be
945
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,598
couple of hours,
something like that.
946
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,900
So just hold the fort down.
947
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,358
Come over here
with us you old sod.
948
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:48,360
Yeah I was just,
I was just going to.
949
00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:49,060
How are you?
950
00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:49,895
I'm fine.
951
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,363
Yeah?
952
00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:52,230
I thought it was just
gonna be the two of us.
953
00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:54,600
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
954
00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:00,005
Oh for fuck sake.
955
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,040
Lea.
956
00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:02,974
Yes?
957
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,142
Get me Eddy please.
958
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,944
I don't think he's here.
959
00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:06,978
What?
960
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,483
Hey MJ.
961
00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:12,751
Debs, get me Eddy right now.
962
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,052
Oh he's not here, sorry.
963
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,053
Yeah I know he's
not here, where is he?
964
00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:16,054
Get him for me.
965
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:17,423
I have no idea, I'm sorry.
966
00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,691
I think he's off
his phone as well.
967
00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:22,461
Alright can you
get me Felix, please?
968
00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:24,963
You know what he's
not here either, sorry.
969
00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:26,832
Patch me through to his mobile.
970
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,767
All the phones are just
switched off I think.
971
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,669
Alright, what about Lloyd?
972
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,103
I think no ones here.
973
00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,104
I don't understand
this, where is everybody?
974
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,005
Are they out together?
975
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:35,407
I don't know.
976
00:39:35,441 --> 00:39:37,509
Looks like we've
got an empty office.
977
00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:38,810
Alright, alright, alright.
978
00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:39,978
- Debs?
- - Yeah?
979
00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:41,447
When Eddy gets in,
980
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,781
you have him come
see me right away.
981
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,683
Yeah sure, it'll be a
couple of hours I think.
982
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,051
Alright, thanks very much Debs.
983
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,085
Okay, bye.
984
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,457
Fuck.
985
00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,531
Look at it this way,
Eddy, you get the push,
986
00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:01,733
MJ gets the editorship
and suddenly
987
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,168
you've got a royalist Rag.
988
00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:04,235
I'm pissed off I wasn't
there for that call.
989
00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:05,837
You gotta remember with
somebody like Morton,
990
00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:08,674
I mean when they impose
the world they do so
991
00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:10,542
for no other reason then
to oppose to the world.
992
00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:12,644
Yes but he's never
had a record as being a
993
00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:14,179
hands on proprietor before,
994
00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,514
he's never done it,
there's no record
995
00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:16,448
of him doing that before
996
00:40:16,482 --> 00:40:18,850
and there's obviously
no record of him.
997
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:20,552
He changes because
he wants to change.
998
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:23,522
That's because nobody's
fucked his wife before.
999
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,557
If PR tempest is good
to turn a paper only the
1000
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:27,192
second editor, a popular editor.
1001
00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:28,527
He's like him though even though
1002
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,228
he fucked his
misses, he likes him.
1003
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,864
This is a preciously
bad time to do this.
1004
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:34,833
No it was a very
sexy and very sexy to
1005
00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:36,234
turn a paper around on him.
1006
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,537
Maybe he wants her gone.
1007
00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:41,206
It sounds the most
brutal thing to me so far.
1008
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:42,974
The man wants him gone.
1009
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,786
We are staying with our policy.
1010
00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,488
Good man.
1011
00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:00,158
Yeah but no, I don't get it.
1012
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:03,194
No, the front page
is with the splash is.
1013
00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:05,096
Bulldoze Buck Palace alright?
1014
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:08,199
No, no, it doesn't
matter what he says.
1015
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:11,236
Well I'll take responsibility
because I'm the editor.
1016
00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:12,871
What I say goes, okay?
1017
00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,675
Do take care of it, would you?
1018
00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,044
Toch, I'll get a taxi.
1019
00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:20,979
Mac, do you wanna share a cab?
1020
00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:22,614
Listen you penis.
1021
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:25,584
What are you doing?
1022
00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:26,685
I'm going south
to the river, mate.
1023
00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:27,653
Do you want a drink?
1024
00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:28,754
Yeah.
1025
00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:29,688
Come on in.
1026
00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:30,288
I don't wanna go home yet.
1027
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,558
I'll look after ya.
1028
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:34,225
You're alright with me.
1029
00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,562
Come on darling,
let's have some work.
1030
00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:44,670
Who here thinks the Rag is
the best paper in the world?
1031
00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:49,007
It's the best
paper in the world.
1032
00:41:58,617 --> 00:41:59,450
How long you been down here?
1033
00:41:59,484 --> 00:42:02,621
Don't fuckin'
start on me, mister.
1034
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:06,091
Only been in
1035
00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:07,893
if he gets this.
1036
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:09,094
Lord Esa.
1037
00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:11,096
So Richard Morton,
1038
00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:12,631
he sounds like a fuckin' idiot.
1039
00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:13,999
Sir Dick.
1040
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,100
Lord Goddick.
1041
00:42:16,334 --> 00:42:18,604
He's got no cards it's like,
1042
00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:19,337
so,
1043
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,640
neuvo reach Harris Disclatic.
1044
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:22,708
What shit.
1045
00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:23,742
What are you gonna do
1046
00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:25,110
if he sacks you?
1047
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,617
I don't know.
1048
00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:34,686
I haven't even
thought about that.
1049
00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:36,888
Perhaps gonna get another job.
1050
00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:38,189
Cheers.
1051
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:39,625
Well we all will.
1052
00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:43,094
Fuck.
1053
00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:45,697
You need to get proper vodka.
1054
00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:04,282
Eddy where have you gone?
1055
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:05,183
Eddy?
1056
00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:06,652
Eddy, Eddy, Eddy, Eddy.
1057
00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:07,719
You know what?
1058
00:43:07,753 --> 00:43:09,387
Really seriously feeling drunk.
1059
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,122
- Yeah.
- Alright.
1060
00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:14,059
You're gonna have a brain
wave in the morning.
1061
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,795
You're gonna know that
everything that you should do.
1062
00:43:16,828 --> 00:43:17,663
Yeah.
1063
00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:23,401
I love you.
1064
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,803
I love you too.
1065
00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:27,338
Get your hand off your chin.
1066
00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:32,110
It's a good idea
having a lot of stuff.
1067
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:34,045
Yeah, yeah.
1068
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,781
It's a great idea.
1069
00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:53,064
Don't wanna be your
dirty little secret
1070
00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:56,434
It's just too much
1071
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:59,805
Don't wanna be your
dirty little secret
1072
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:02,974
I don't wanna be
1073
00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:07,178
Don't wanna be your
dirty little secret
1074
00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:16,722
Entertainment takes
wits for no man.
1075
00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:17,388
Eddy.
1076
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:20,826
Orange juice, black on it.
1077
00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:24,696
Now this is an all time
favorite, that is pure gold.
1078
00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:25,697
My life is fucked.
1079
00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:26,932
Beautiful.
1080
00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:28,299
For the love of god coffee.
1081
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,268
- Eddy, my feelings this.
- Yeah.
1082
00:44:30,301 --> 00:44:32,303
I don't think you're
gonna get the sack on this.
1083
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,439
But you will find though
that your autonomy
1084
00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:36,007
has been seriously
1085
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:37,175
curtailed.
1086
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,476
I think you're right, I think.
1087
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,011
My first thought is
you're gonna be the
1088
00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:41,379
threat of the threat.
1089
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:43,114
So we have to get
something on Morton.
1090
00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:44,783
The chairman has
brought the fight to me,
1091
00:44:44,816 --> 00:44:45,817
if he's bringing the fight to me
1092
00:44:45,851 --> 00:44:47,318
I will take the fight to him.
1093
00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,187
You took the fight to
him by poking the payroll.
1094
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,890
We have the process
of do you wanna have MJ
1095
00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,058
sitting in my seat?
1096
00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:54,225
Fuck no.
1097
00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:55,961
Do we want the
anti-monarchy's policy
1098
00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:57,195
turned on their heads?
1099
00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:58,730
We'll not be there to
see it, we'll be gone.
1100
00:44:58,764 --> 00:45:02,734
Do we want another
generation of princes, ponces
1101
00:45:02,768 --> 00:45:06,171
and archs, prats, running
our country, no we do not.
1102
00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:08,073
What we wanna do is
we wanna threaten him,
1103
00:45:08,106 --> 00:45:10,108
we wanna scare him,
we need a headline,
1104
00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,509
we need a picture,
we need something to
1105
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,779
rock more news worlds.
1106
00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:16,081
You'll have to make
it up today's express.
1107
00:45:16,114 --> 00:45:18,416
No point in seering
for your old age,
1108
00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:20,752
and the one thing
that Cormac's put out
1109
00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:22,020
was the benching scam,
1110
00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,488
now unfortunately
it came too late.
1111
00:45:23,521 --> 00:45:25,423
I think you'll have to have
something sitting there,
1112
00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:26,858
I think you'll have
the contingency.
1113
00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:28,059
Something you can
hold over his head.
1114
00:45:28,093 --> 00:45:30,028
Something, a human
interest story.
1115
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:30,962
Charles Pool.
1116
00:45:30,996 --> 00:45:32,764
Charles point is sexy.
1117
00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:34,866
Drugs are sexy.
1118
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:35,901
Prostitutes are sexy.
1119
00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:37,903
Bestiality is sexy.
1120
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,873
Now regarding the picture,
1121
00:45:41,907 --> 00:45:42,774
Morph.
1122
00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:43,474
Who is he?
1123
00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:44,409
Very, very flakey.
1124
00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:45,844
Does pictures for us, he does,
1125
00:45:45,877 --> 00:45:46,711
you remember the one with
1126
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,847
Tess Jarldson and
to the Godfather?
1127
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:49,480
Yeah.
1128
00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:50,882
He did that?
1129
00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:51,482
And the less face
slaughters head.
1130
00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:52,317
Let me meet him.
1131
00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:53,184
Fine.
1132
00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:56,521
Let me see what he can do.
1133
00:45:56,554 --> 00:45:58,123
That's a good idea.
1134
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:20,778
Morph?
1135
00:46:25,951 --> 00:46:27,152
Morph?
1136
00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:28,119
Who is that?
1137
00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:29,921
Felix.
1138
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:31,222
Fuckin' hell.
1139
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:34,960
Hello stranger.
1140
00:46:34,993 --> 00:46:36,361
Hi.
1141
00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:37,863
What are you just,
1142
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,831
passing through the
neighborhood were you?
1143
00:46:39,865 --> 00:46:41,967
Can't say I noticed
a neighborhood.
1144
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:42,868
Can I sit down?
1145
00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:44,135
I'll say you.
1146
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:51,342
What are you here for?
1147
00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:52,443
An old job.
1148
00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:55,346
Oh fuck.
1149
00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:57,082
I feel like you'd like the job.
1150
00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:58,349
Or am I just--
1151
00:46:58,383 --> 00:46:59,617
- Come on Felix, what
do you want me to do?
1152
00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:03,188
Well it would require
very imaginative work.
1153
00:47:03,221 --> 00:47:04,956
Well I'd like to
stop you there, Felix.
1154
00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:06,591
While you're up and out,
what's it gonna cost?
1155
00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:09,127
- We get our pictures.
- Yeah.
1156
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,395
We're talking about pictures.
1157
00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:11,897
Plural not singular.
1158
00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:12,864
And you get
1159
00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:15,166
50,000 pounds.
1160
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,935
Oh do I?
1161
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:18,436
And the rest?
1162
00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:19,871
Oh come on.
1163
00:47:19,905 --> 00:47:21,006
Oh come on what?
1164
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:23,241
Like you don't fuckin' owe me.
1165
00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:25,443
Felix, lovely to have seen
you, I hope you're well.
1166
00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:26,377
And well you fuck
off on the way out.
1167
00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:27,412
60.
1168
00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:28,513
Boom suteny.
1169
00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:29,981
75?
1170
00:47:30,015 --> 00:47:30,949
100 grand.
1171
00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:31,849
80.
1172
00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,518
I think maybe you
should leave now.
1173
00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:34,953
Morph, for a second,
1174
00:47:34,986 --> 00:47:37,522
I'm looking around at
this breathtaking decor,
1175
00:47:37,555 --> 00:47:40,591
you're walking away
from 50,000 pounds?
1176
00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,260
Well this was gonna cost
you under 1,000 pounds.
1177
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:43,561
But of course we are friends,
1178
00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:45,897
I'm going to offer
you 60,000 pounds.
1179
00:47:45,931 --> 00:47:48,333
Um, 100,000 pounds.
1180
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:51,302
Are you taking
a piss aren't you?
1181
00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:53,704
Maybe.
1182
00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:56,107
There's no way we're gonna
pay you 100,000 pounds.
1183
00:47:56,141 --> 00:47:57,308
Alright listen, wherever is this
1184
00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:59,010
person you want fitten up?
1185
00:47:59,044 --> 00:48:00,345
Cause you must be pretty
desperate otherwise
1186
00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:01,579
you would've known
not to come to me.
1187
00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:03,281
You wouldn't show your
face around my house
1188
00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:05,683
unless you had a good reason.
1189
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,886
Come on, must be
worth 100,000 pounds.
1190
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,222
I would go
1191
00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:13,124
to 75,000 pounds.
1192
00:48:13,158 --> 00:48:16,027
10,000 pounds cash in advance.
1193
00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:16,928
What do you say to that?
1194
00:48:16,962 --> 00:48:19,630
We're up to 85,000
pounds now that's--
1195
00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:23,969
- I like that figure but you
know what figure I like more?
1196
00:48:24,002 --> 00:48:25,036
95,000.
1197
00:48:26,371 --> 00:48:27,238
What about
1198
00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:28,239
90?
1199
00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:29,574
Deal.
1200
00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:31,943
And this will
help you run around.
1201
00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:32,677
Where am I wrong for this?
1202
00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:34,345
Fuckin' George Bussel's asshole,
1203
00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:35,981
for fuck sake.
1204
00:48:36,014 --> 00:48:37,215
Morton fucking
gem, that's vanity.
1205
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:38,716
Couldn't remember
exactly what you took,
1206
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,318
so I brought a
bit of everything.
1207
00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:42,687
So it's a sort of lucky bag.
1208
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,422
Sort of Kellogg's variety.
1209
00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:46,057
It's touching to
see someone who takes such
1210
00:48:46,091 --> 00:48:47,558
good care of their families.
1211
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:51,262
There you go,
you are a fucking corker.
1212
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,410
Well, well, well.
1213
00:49:08,713 --> 00:49:09,647
Hello, darling.
1214
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,350
What a lovely surprise.
1215
00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:14,085
How do you feel?
1216
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:15,053
Thought if I camped out
in your office long enough
1217
00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:17,455
I might actually get a
chance to speak to you.
1218
00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:19,157
Well I'm a very busy
man, what do you want?
1219
00:49:19,190 --> 00:49:21,092
Currently.
1220
00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:24,229
I've been trying to reach
you since lunch yesterday.
1221
00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,731
Debs had no idea where you were.
1222
00:49:26,764 --> 00:49:29,634
Couldn't get you on your mobile.
1223
00:49:31,069 --> 00:49:32,603
Where were you?
1224
00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:35,640
I had a lunch meeting
with the boys yesterday.
1225
00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:36,741
There was a
1226
00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:39,044
scandal brewing and we
needed to thrash it through.
1227
00:49:39,077 --> 00:49:40,011
- Really?
- Yeah.
1228
00:49:40,045 --> 00:49:41,346
Well,
1229
00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:42,380
tell me all.
1230
00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,483
I'd love to darling but it's
1231
00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:47,718
too hot even for you right now.
1232
00:49:47,752 --> 00:49:49,154
Felix was with you too?
1233
00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:50,455
All the boys were there.
1234
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,023
Everyone was there?
1235
00:49:52,057 --> 00:49:52,790
That boy was there.
1236
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:54,392
And Lloyd?
1237
00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:56,127
Lloyd was there.
1238
00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,098
What about Sally?
1239
00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,332
Sally was there too.
1240
00:50:01,366 --> 00:50:02,533
She's one of the boys?
1241
00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:03,534
She is one of the boys.
1242
00:50:03,568 --> 00:50:05,303
But I'm not one of the boys?
1243
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:07,172
You are the deputy editor.
1244
00:50:07,205 --> 00:50:08,539
And as deputy
editor I need to be
1245
00:50:08,573 --> 00:50:10,675
able to reach the editor.
1246
00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:14,079
I needed to reach
you last night.
1247
00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:15,713
Or the election.
1248
00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:19,317
Something I wanna
talk to you about.
1249
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:20,151
Yeah.
1250
00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:21,586
Did you get my message?
1251
00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:22,820
About the robe thing?
1252
00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:24,789
No, I didn't, no what was it?
1253
00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:27,125
So your mobile's not gonna
read your messages now either?
1254
00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:28,759
I didn't pick em' up, I'm sorry.
1255
00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:30,461
That's alright.
1256
00:50:30,495 --> 00:50:31,729
Where were you?
1257
00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:34,565
I had,
1258
00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:37,368
a fashion meeting.
1259
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:38,836
Oh.
1260
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:39,704
Great.
1261
00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:46,777
This is about Richard, is
that what this is about?
1262
00:50:46,811 --> 00:50:49,747
Did he call you? Does
he know about us?
1263
00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,449
Did he threaten you?
1264
00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:55,520
Did you tell him anything?
1265
00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:57,855
Did I tell Richard about us?
1266
00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:00,225
Are you out of
your fucking mind?
1267
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:01,526
Is this the sort of thing you
1268
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,061
discuses in your relationship?
1269
00:51:09,367 --> 00:51:10,301
No, Eddy.
1270
00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:21,179
I prepared a piece
for tomorrow's paper.
1271
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:23,514
I expect you to run it.
1272
00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:24,715
Appreciate it.
1273
00:51:28,253 --> 00:51:31,256
Oh work, your
timing's impeccable.
1274
00:51:33,491 --> 00:51:37,662
Time means everything
when your job's on the line.
1275
00:51:54,312 --> 00:51:55,813
I believe the
plagers, take this off.
1276
00:51:55,846 --> 00:51:56,847
I just wanna go with
a couple of you.
1277
00:51:56,881 --> 00:51:58,649
I'll take it Marie.
1278
00:51:58,683 --> 00:52:00,218
Tara, lovely skin tones.
1279
00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:01,152
Oh thank you.
1280
00:52:01,186 --> 00:52:02,187
Let's get some pictures.
1281
00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:03,254
Daffney, you ready?
1282
00:52:03,288 --> 00:52:04,222
Yes.
1283
00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:06,357
Can you just twist
lightly to your right.
1284
00:52:06,391 --> 00:52:07,258
Oh yep and again.
1285
00:52:07,292 --> 00:52:08,293
There, yeah.
1286
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:10,861
Baby your hands down.
1287
00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:12,763
Bring in your arms
down slowly yeah.
1288
00:52:12,797 --> 00:52:14,165
To your left ring.
1289
00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:16,334
Yeah, that's it, that's
great, that's great.
1290
00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:18,903
And again, bringing your
arms down slowly, yeah.
1291
00:52:18,936 --> 00:52:22,640
Oh that's great, that might
be creepy behind your back.
1292
00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:23,841
Lovely.
1293
00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:26,177
Lovely, that's the match,
yeah that's it that's the one.
1294
00:52:26,211 --> 00:52:26,844
Awesome.
1295
00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:29,414
Great yeah.
1296
00:52:29,447 --> 00:52:30,948
She doing a profile?
1297
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,750
That is it,
that's all I need from you.
1298
00:52:32,783 --> 00:52:35,220
Alright.
1299
00:52:35,253 --> 00:52:36,887
That's gonna do
it for you today.
1300
00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:37,788
Okay.
1301
00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:38,723
Yeah.
1302
00:52:38,756 --> 00:52:39,957
Oh that's lovely, that is, yeah.
1303
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:41,926
Look down the lens,
the lens is me, ready?
1304
00:52:41,959 --> 00:52:43,328
Samantha,
1305
00:52:43,361 --> 00:52:44,929
sing to me again,
put your left leg in.
1306
00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:46,264
Yeah.
1307
00:52:46,297 --> 00:52:47,198
Right there,
that's it, that's it,
1308
00:52:47,232 --> 00:52:47,932
that's it, that's it, yeah.
1309
00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:49,033
Oh that's beautiful, lovely,
1310
00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:52,670
move your head, keep moving
your head very slowly.
1311
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:54,339
Long body turn.
1312
00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:55,940
What's he doing profiles for?
1313
00:52:55,973 --> 00:52:58,643
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's it, great.
1314
00:52:58,676 --> 00:52:59,510
That's it.
1315
00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:01,212
That's fine for you.
1316
00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:03,248
Morph do you know about
pasty photograph looks like?
1317
00:53:03,281 --> 00:53:04,649
What I've just done
is the pasty photograph,
1318
00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:05,583
what I've just done.
1319
00:53:05,616 --> 00:53:07,618
You haven't got a clue.
1320
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,591
We did a lot in Northern
Island together, you know.
1321
00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:15,760
He was a real graphter.
1322
00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:16,861
Good.
1323
00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:19,597
And if he couldn't find
what he wanted at first
1324
00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:20,465
or second.
1325
00:53:21,399 --> 00:53:22,233
He'd um,
1326
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,636
he'd be creative.
1327
00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:29,006
How?
1328
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:30,741
He'd make it up.
1329
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,311
Morph it down.
1330
00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:35,946
We need so, he's just
gonna absolutely destroy him.
1331
00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:36,847
We do.
1332
00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:38,383
Maximum impact.
1333
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:39,250
Sally.
1334
00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:43,688
So it's one of the
big three isn't it?
1335
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:44,955
Fraud.
1336
00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:46,491
- Take it you don't--
- Doesn't, no,
1337
00:53:46,524 --> 00:53:47,358
too long.
1338
00:53:48,859 --> 00:53:49,660
Sex scandal?
1339
00:53:50,995 --> 00:53:53,431
Everybody's having
sex everywhere.
1340
00:53:53,464 --> 00:53:54,299
No.
1341
00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:57,368
So it's gotta be
drugs, doesn't it?
1342
00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:58,269
Drugs, yeah.
1343
00:53:58,303 --> 00:54:01,372
I'll make a write
forward in heroin.
1344
00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:02,307
Class name,
1345
00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:03,040
Oian Laughter.
1346
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,442
And it's not unusual is it?
1347
00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:06,010
I mean you go up in
sacks in a royal Tesla,
1348
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,612
there's plenty of it about.
1349
00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:09,013
Richard Morton shooting up.
1350
00:54:09,046 --> 00:54:10,348
Yeah.
1351
00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:11,482
Morton does the hokey cokey.
1352
00:54:11,516 --> 00:54:14,018
I honestly love the
picture of that, I love that.
1353
00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:14,852
He's got the nostrils for us.
1354
00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:19,490
Could take half
a bag up his nose.
1355
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:21,659
Alright do you wanna see him?
1356
00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:23,060
Yeah, let's go see him.
1357
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:24,529
So the space between the back
1358
00:54:24,562 --> 00:54:26,263
and the back drop.
1359
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,936
That'll scare him.
1360
00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:33,571
Drugs will be good.
1361
00:54:34,739 --> 00:54:37,375
So what do you've got for us?
1362
00:54:37,408 --> 00:54:38,743
Hello, I'm Eddy.
1363
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:39,844
You got a real name?
1364
00:54:39,877 --> 00:54:41,479
No.
1365
00:54:41,512 --> 00:54:43,280
Nobody admits to.
1366
00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:45,015
He's got something special,
1367
00:54:45,049 --> 00:54:46,884
just watch this for 30 seconds.
1368
00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:49,920
On the left, you've
got bra size 32 A.
1369
00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:53,424
On the right, you've
got bra size 36 E.
1370
00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:56,494
Well we like to 32 A.
1371
00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:58,696
Hold on a minute, I mean this
isn't for page three is it?
1372
00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:01,632
We got page three,
Felix, chill for fuck sake.
1373
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,401
Hey why do you got
1374
00:55:03,434 --> 00:55:05,403
32 A, she's a laudy
girl, lonely girl,
1375
00:55:05,436 --> 00:55:06,937
she's lonely we'd like
to give her the job
1376
00:55:06,971 --> 00:55:10,608
on the page see, however we
are always gonna go for 36.
1377
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:12,109
- E.
- E.
1378
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,544
I was thinking the only way
to succeed go in that way,
1379
00:55:13,578 --> 00:55:15,346
we buy a little
bit of an implants.
1380
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:16,447
Well that was a shame.
1381
00:55:16,481 --> 00:55:19,550
Why bother with an implant
when you could do this.
1382
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,556
I suppose one splash.
1383
00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:27,024
That's fantastic.
1384
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,060
It's like inflatable tits.
1385
00:55:30,094 --> 00:55:31,629
You can use it as a feature.
1386
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:35,566
Post feminist cosmetic
non-invasive surgery,
1387
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,101
has she or hasn't she.
1388
00:55:37,134 --> 00:55:38,102
Had them done.
1389
00:55:38,135 --> 00:55:39,704
Wear a couple of swells?
1390
00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:43,541
Thank the memory,
memories are mad of this.
1391
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:46,377
Ran him into Jordan.
1392
00:55:46,411 --> 00:55:48,546
Cyber cosmetic surgery
cuts out the knife,
1393
00:55:48,579 --> 00:55:49,847
that is one.
1394
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,382
We're gonna have a
readership competition
1395
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,418
which is whose boob job is this.
1396
00:55:53,451 --> 00:55:54,452
Prize could be a real boob job.
1397
00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:55,686
And I'll do that as.
1398
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,589
Germangria but not as
Germangria son and like.
1399
00:55:58,623 --> 00:55:59,924
Create a German,
create a German.
1400
00:55:59,957 --> 00:56:01,392
Yeah what Eddy was saying,
1401
00:56:01,426 --> 00:56:03,928
interesting but
no really because
1402
00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:05,896
you know, I did this as
a bit of a demonstration
1403
00:56:05,930 --> 00:56:07,097
when I was sitting there
with the photographs
1404
00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:08,999
and whatever else
now that I'm assuming
1405
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:10,768
that's not the reason why
you brought me in here.
1406
00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:12,670
No, it isn't.
1407
00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:13,504
You're a smart man aren't you?
1408
00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:14,138
I am.
1409
00:56:14,171 --> 00:56:15,506
So.
1410
00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:16,774
We need a quick work.
1411
00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:18,075
Just you wait, stay
right where you are.
1412
00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:18,909
Excuse me a minute.
1413
00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:20,110
Talking down to you.
1414
00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:21,145
What are they cooking
up for you, Morph?
1415
00:56:21,178 --> 00:56:22,580
Oh secret lies.
1416
00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,148
Yep.
1417
00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:25,683
Bored of enroll, who's new?
1418
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:26,884
He's honestly very good.
1419
00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:28,152
Yes I told you he was good.
1420
00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:29,520
I need to guarantee
that he's gonna leave
1421
00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,522
absolutely no trail between us.
1422
00:56:31,556 --> 00:56:33,858
Look, he's completely
untraceable, alright?
1423
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,159
No dangers in having the talk?
1424
00:56:35,192 --> 00:56:37,495
Do you trust him?
Look at my eyes.
1425
00:56:37,528 --> 00:56:38,128
Do you trust him?
1426
00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:38,963
Eddy, I trust him.
1427
00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:39,797
110%?
1428
00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:41,432
Eddy, I trust him.
1429
00:56:41,466 --> 00:56:44,569
- Good, go get him.
- Alright.
1430
00:56:45,536 --> 00:56:47,438
This is getting on
very thin ice here
1431
00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:48,806
and we are very close
to criminal activity
1432
00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:50,207
so you keep your nose clean.
1433
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:51,609
Even if Morph doesn't.
1434
00:56:51,642 --> 00:56:52,643
Yeah well I'm
all out of options.
1435
00:56:52,677 --> 00:56:54,144
Okay.
1436
00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:55,680
Oy oi, Sabaloi.
1437
00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:57,147
What are you doing in
my bit of the office?
1438
00:56:57,181 --> 00:56:58,115
Do you know Morph, Sally?
1439
00:56:58,148 --> 00:56:59,784
Yeah I do, he's a
dodgy bloody bastard,
1440
00:56:59,817 --> 00:57:00,951
what do you want to know?
1441
00:57:00,985 --> 00:57:02,219
Don't get
competitive about money.
1442
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:04,455
Alright girls,
that's a break for you.
1443
00:57:04,489 --> 00:57:07,492
Go and have some lunch or
whatever it is you need there.
1444
00:57:07,525 --> 00:57:10,461
Fucking penny bizarre,
they're all over the place.
1445
00:57:10,495 --> 00:57:12,162
Oh Christ, why me?
1446
00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:15,900
Right.
1447
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:17,067
Morph, the brief.
1448
00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:19,570
We've been conducting
an investigation
1449
00:57:19,604 --> 00:57:21,205
on the Morton
household and we need a
1450
00:57:21,238 --> 00:57:23,574
little bit more evidence.
1451
00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:25,943
Along the chemical
route if you follow me.
1452
00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:27,044
- Yes.
- You see.
1453
00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:30,481
Now the thing is, this has
to happen very quickly.
1454
00:57:30,515 --> 00:57:32,182
24 hours ideally.
1455
00:57:32,216 --> 00:57:34,218
48 hours at the outside.
1456
00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:37,187
Yeah?
1457
00:57:37,221 --> 00:57:38,222
Fine, easy.
1458
00:57:38,255 --> 00:57:40,157
Except for well,
1459
00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:41,592
three things,
1460
00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:42,760
One, the money I was promised,
1461
00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:43,994
I want the money I was promised.
1462
00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:45,229
You'll get the money, Eddy, yes?
1463
00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:46,296
Yeah of course.
1464
00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:47,632
Two, the stuff you gave
me yesterday is gone,
1465
00:57:47,665 --> 00:57:49,166
so it needs replacing.
1466
00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:50,535
He needs more drugs.
1467
00:57:50,568 --> 00:57:51,536
- Double the budget.
- Yes.
1468
00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:52,169
And,
1469
00:57:52,202 --> 00:57:53,037
well, thirdly,
1470
00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:55,039
or was it fourth,
more importantly.
1471
00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:56,607
Thirdly.
1472
00:57:56,641 --> 00:57:58,208
There's no time.
1473
00:57:58,242 --> 00:57:59,376
Absolutely no time at all.
1474
00:57:59,409 --> 00:58:01,078
If you want me to do this
in 24 hours usually I would
1475
00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:03,247
spend at least
week getting ready.
1476
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,949
And also,
1477
00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:07,151
The cartridge uses a long
lens, he's on the top floor.
1478
00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:08,586
There's no way.
1479
00:58:08,619 --> 00:58:10,154
So I need access
and I need a reason,
1480
00:58:10,187 --> 00:58:12,523
I need a cover story,
I need you know.
1481
00:58:12,557 --> 00:58:13,758
Alias.
1482
00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:15,259
Alias, to get into
the building and to be
1483
00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:17,261
in the building and for a
reasonable amount of times
1484
00:58:17,294 --> 00:58:20,531
where I can actually do
the job you want me to do.
1485
00:58:20,565 --> 00:58:21,198
Right.
1486
00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:27,605
A reason to be there.
1487
00:58:27,638 --> 00:58:28,539
Yes, yes.
1488
00:58:30,908 --> 00:58:32,509
Oh come on, what?
1489
00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:34,178
Chauffeur.
1490
00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:35,746
MJ.
1491
00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:36,947
How's that gonna work?
1492
00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:38,315
Anna sort of general dogs body.
1493
00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:40,217
Shopping,
she does a lot of that.
1494
00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:41,652
It's just someone
to look after me,
1495
00:58:41,686 --> 00:58:42,820
just the way she's never
in the fucking office,
1496
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,922
she's always down in the car
pan getting a car inclant.
1497
00:58:44,955 --> 00:58:46,090
Alright, alright, alright.
1498
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:47,658
Well I've got lots to do then.
1499
00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:50,227
Do you know how it work, Morph?
1500
00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:52,930
Okay what can I say, I
can't give you any promises
1501
00:58:52,963 --> 00:58:53,798
but no,
1502
00:58:54,765 --> 00:58:57,267
clearly I'm thinking in
the end it's possible.
1503
00:58:57,301 --> 00:58:58,936
If she's, not if she's
one of the main says,
1504
00:58:58,969 --> 00:59:00,170
I don't know Jordan, but
if she's one who kind of
1505
00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:01,305
always shopping,
always doing this
1506
00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:04,041
then it's always in and out.
1507
00:59:04,074 --> 00:59:05,643
It's possible.
1508
00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:07,177
You can't snoop around, can you?
1509
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,813
Oh I certainly can
have a snoop around.
1510
00:59:08,846 --> 00:59:10,815
Let's get a bundle
of money, come on.
1511
00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:11,816
Come on Morph, you
need to get paid.
1512
00:59:11,849 --> 00:59:13,317
I'm writing something.
1513
00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:14,418
Then drive darling.
1514
00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:17,755
I'm a crazy, fucked up
asshole, what am I doing?
1515
00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:18,689
It'll be fine, Eddy.
1516
00:59:18,723 --> 00:59:19,857
Sherlock Holmes.
1517
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,759
I'm more of a poet now, really.
1518
00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:23,327
I spend my time writing.
1519
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,962
He's a cocky sod isn't he?
1520
00:59:24,995 --> 00:59:25,896
He is.
1521
00:59:25,930 --> 00:59:28,999
Matt what you got on this?
1522
00:59:29,033 --> 00:59:31,135
If nothing else.
1523
00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:32,703
He's terrifying.
1524
00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:56,026
93.
1525
00:59:58,996 --> 01:00:00,230
Family of four.
1526
01:00:10,841 --> 01:00:12,843
I'm going the wrong way.
1527
01:00:14,078 --> 01:00:16,113
How many times.
1528
01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:20,217
Drive, drive, that's where
you do your job then.
1529
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:22,152
There's a fucking wall.
1530
01:00:30,995 --> 01:00:33,063
Hi Lea, yeah listen to me.
1531
01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:35,833
The pharmacy's not going
to renew my prescription
1532
01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:38,035
so call Dr. Shrednick, Shrednick
1533
01:00:38,068 --> 01:00:39,737
and get me a refill if you can.
1534
01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,171
I'm going to Wengaze
on Elizabeth street
1535
01:00:41,205 --> 01:00:43,407
and also go on the
internet to drugstore.com
1536
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,176
and get me the Ridelin there.
1537
01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:47,945
And use the Visa not the Amex.
1538
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,213
Because I can't fucking focus.
1539
01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:50,114
Alright.
1540
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:51,716
Thank you very much.
1541
01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:53,250
Listen,
1542
01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:54,451
I don't wanna be bold but
if you're having trouble
1543
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:57,755
with the pharmaceuticals.
1544
01:00:57,788 --> 01:00:59,223
You are fabulous.
1545
01:00:59,256 --> 01:01:00,190
What's your name?
1546
01:01:00,224 --> 01:01:01,091
Well,
1547
01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:01,959
Morph.
1548
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:04,929
Thank you very much.
1549
01:01:04,962 --> 01:01:05,796
Thank you.
1550
01:01:08,733 --> 01:01:10,167
Madame?
1551
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,368
Hello, Felix?
1552
01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:12,703
Yeah.
1553
01:01:12,737 --> 01:01:14,371
No I'm gonna stay.
1554
01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,741
Alright let them just know
where the Cadillac display is.
1555
01:01:16,774 --> 01:01:17,775
It's Bob Bullox.
1556
01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:18,709
Right.
1557
01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:19,810
I'll call him Powell, I know.
1558
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:21,011
I know we don't
literally know but
1559
01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:21,846
it is a rumor, just say it.
1560
01:01:21,879 --> 01:01:23,213
Where to madame?
1561
01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:25,015
Oh I'm sorry the
Latiseree, just go straight
1562
01:01:25,049 --> 01:01:26,817
I'll give directions.
1563
01:01:26,851 --> 01:01:29,119
Yes, Felix it's right here.
1564
01:01:30,821 --> 01:01:31,722
You know everything
you're saying Felix,
1565
01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:32,823
is giving me a headache.
1566
01:01:32,857 --> 01:01:34,224
Okay.
1567
01:01:34,258 --> 01:01:36,126
I want you to put me
through to Jim in graphics.
1568
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,063
Hi, I've got some cheese
on hold for Morton.
1569
01:01:39,096 --> 01:01:40,464
Jim, what's our cover?
1570
01:01:40,497 --> 01:01:41,531
So lay it out for me.
1571
01:01:41,565 --> 01:01:44,468
Can do, you've got on the
hunt right? Thank you.
1572
01:01:44,501 --> 01:01:46,403
Yeah give it to me.
1573
01:01:46,436 --> 01:01:48,338
Thank you.
1574
01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:50,174
What are the others doing?
1575
01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:51,976
What's he doing in Mandarin?
1576
01:01:52,009 --> 01:01:53,844
See that's good.
1577
01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:55,412
Why can't we do
something like that?
1578
01:01:55,445 --> 01:01:57,014
What about the sun?
1579
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,483
Because I do give out a sort.
1580
01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:00,284
Yes I do.
1581
01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:01,218
Where to madame?
1582
01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:02,019
We're going to the florist.
1583
01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:02,953
Florist.
1584
01:02:02,987 --> 01:02:04,388
So you're gonna go up the road
1585
01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:05,489
and the next light,
you're gonna make a right.
1586
01:02:05,522 --> 01:02:06,523
Alright.
1587
01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:07,357
I'm just following you.
1588
01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:08,492
Hello?
1589
01:02:08,525 --> 01:02:09,526
Oh.
1590
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:10,360
Bullock?
1591
01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:12,329
No one's here, great.
1592
01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:15,299
Oh, here.
1593
01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:16,300
Put that over here.
1594
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:19,036
Thank you very much, thank you.
1595
01:02:21,305 --> 01:02:24,308
Oh fuck I forgot
to get the patte.
1596
01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:27,177
You wanna get the tour?
1597
01:02:27,211 --> 01:02:28,512
- Yeah.
- The grand tour.
1598
01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:29,914
I'll show you the
best bits first.
1599
01:02:29,947 --> 01:02:31,548
Alright.
1600
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:33,317
Like to see the best bits first.
1601
01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:34,318
Morph, right?
1602
01:02:34,351 --> 01:02:35,552
Yeah.
1603
01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:36,353
Call me whatever
you wanna call me.
1604
01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:37,922
Do you have any
1605
01:02:37,955 --> 01:02:39,189
extra?
1606
01:02:39,223 --> 01:02:41,058
Yeah, oh I do, yeah.
1607
01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:49,433
Anyone seen MJ?
1608
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,036
Hello?
1609
01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:52,903
MJ?
1610
01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:55,072
Hello?
1611
01:03:01,245 --> 01:03:02,412
Absolute crap.
1612
01:03:03,848 --> 01:03:04,882
I love it.
1613
01:03:06,884 --> 01:03:07,584
Both for me?
1614
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,886
Aye.
1615
01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:09,920
Thank you.
1616
01:03:11,989 --> 01:03:13,457
Done.
1617
01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:14,558
How's my nose?
1618
01:03:14,591 --> 01:03:16,827
Oh well you might wanna
have a little bit of it.
1619
01:03:16,861 --> 01:03:17,494
Here.
1620
01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:21,165
Little bit of attention to.
1621
01:03:21,198 --> 01:03:22,132
Oh, okay.
1622
01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:24,869
Thank you.
1623
01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:30,875
This is just so fucked up.
1624
01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:34,511
I have to get downstairs,
I don't wanna go.
1625
01:03:34,544 --> 01:03:37,047
I haven't even called
Felix about the election.
1626
01:03:37,081 --> 01:03:37,882
You've got a lot of
things to do, yeah.
1627
01:03:37,915 --> 01:03:39,116
Yes, yes, yes.
1628
01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:41,852
I'll get my stuff,
I'll get my stuff.
1629
01:03:41,886 --> 01:03:43,453
Well no wait wait.
1630
01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:45,255
I was wondering maybe
you'd like to hang out
1631
01:03:45,289 --> 01:03:46,857
for a little while.
1632
01:03:46,891 --> 01:03:48,092
Oh at your discretion.
1633
01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,393
Really?
1634
01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:50,560
Yeah.
1635
01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:52,596
I would like
that, alright great.
1636
01:03:52,629 --> 01:03:53,697
So I'll come visit you.
1637
01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:57,067
Alright well I'll just
keep just right out here.
1638
01:03:57,101 --> 01:03:58,335
I'll chill out here yeah.
1639
01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:00,404
Yeah, save a
little for your boss.
1640
01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:19,023
This is fucked.
1641
01:04:21,058 --> 01:04:22,159
Adults,
1642
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:23,961
knock yourself out.
1643
01:04:36,573 --> 01:04:37,607
Thank you.
1644
01:04:37,641 --> 01:04:39,043
Ah, there you are.
1645
01:04:39,076 --> 01:04:39,676
- Hey.
- I've been looking
1646
01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:41,345
all over for you.
1647
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,246
How's it going?
1648
01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:43,347
Oh, what a day.
1649
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:44,681
Turrets, Fort Mason.
1650
01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,016
Really?
1651
01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,184
Twigs, where didn't I go?
1652
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:48,218
Wow.
1653
01:04:48,252 --> 01:04:50,054
Well it's a beehive of activity.
1654
01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,521
All for you darling.
1655
01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:53,557
I got the protocol list
for Sir James' Palace,
1656
01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:54,624
do you wanna
1657
01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:56,026
hear the seating arrangements?
1658
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,027
Shout it out.
1659
01:04:57,061 --> 01:04:57,928
Well at the top,
1660
01:04:57,962 --> 01:04:59,496
the host that's me.
1661
01:04:59,529 --> 01:05:02,032
And on my right, the Prince
of Whales private secretary
1662
01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:05,369
and the Prince of Whales
private secretaries guest.
1663
01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:08,138
Then the secretary
of the Bursor.
1664
01:05:08,172 --> 01:05:09,173
Then the host guest,
that's you, right.
1665
01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:10,474
That's me, me, me.
1666
01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:11,708
Then on your right,
1667
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:14,644
the Prince of Whales
business advisor.
1668
01:05:14,678 --> 01:05:16,213
You're surrounded by
the money, darling.
1669
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,015
I hope so.
1670
01:05:18,048 --> 01:05:20,684
There are strict
regulations on conversational
1671
01:05:20,717 --> 01:05:22,686
content throughout the dinner.
1672
01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:26,623
No business should be discussed
until at least that time.
1673
01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:27,557
And respective this,
1674
01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:30,327
ladies should withdraw
immediately after
1675
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,063
the dessert course
has been finished.
1676
01:05:33,097 --> 01:05:33,697
What?
1677
01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:34,999
Yeah.
1678
01:05:35,032 --> 01:05:36,033
You have to leave.
1679
01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:36,733
Oh,
1680
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:37,634
alright.
1681
01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:38,969
You're the only
woman at the table.
1682
01:05:39,003 --> 01:05:39,903
Great.
1683
01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:40,537
Are you kidding, they
expect you to leave?
1684
01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:42,039
There is to be no mention.
1685
01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:44,608
Hey Felix, Felix, it's MJ.
1686
01:05:44,641 --> 01:05:46,043
How's it going? How's it going?
1687
01:05:46,076 --> 01:05:48,478
Listen I was just
on the blogs and
1688
01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:52,216
there were people in Ohio
waiting for 10 hours to vote.
1689
01:05:52,249 --> 01:05:54,751
Any pets must be kept
under control or out of sight
1690
01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,253
at all times.
1691
01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:59,056
Well, there goes the gold fish.
1692
01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:02,092
Lady Morton.
1693
01:06:02,126 --> 01:06:02,993
Huh?
1694
01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:04,028
Lady Morton,
1695
01:06:04,061 --> 01:06:05,562
how does it sound?
1696
01:06:30,254 --> 01:06:32,256
Aren't we all sick and bored.
1697
01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:33,457
Terrible day.
1698
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:34,791
I always liked a
you know, proper dog.
1699
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:36,260
Like a pitbull.
1700
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:41,331
I think a pitbull is very
charming, loyal, sweet dog.
1701
01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:43,133
It's the owners
that's the problem.
1702
01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:43,767
Absolutely.
1703
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:44,901
As always.
1704
01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:48,472
Gentlemen I've just be
alerted our dinner is ready.
1705
01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:50,440
So let's dig our faces.
1706
01:06:51,408 --> 01:06:52,576
You're so beautiful.
1707
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:53,610
Thank you.
1708
01:06:55,245 --> 01:06:56,180
How are you?
1709
01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:57,047
Good.
1710
01:07:11,095 --> 01:07:12,196
It's a pity about
the fox hunting huh?
1711
01:07:15,799 --> 01:07:17,167
Well,
1712
01:07:17,201 --> 01:07:19,169
bon appetit.
1713
01:07:19,203 --> 01:07:20,170
Bon appetit.
1714
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,078
Alright, gentleman.
1715
01:07:28,112 --> 01:07:29,346
Listen up.
1716
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,615
We're here tonight
because of a newspaper
1717
01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:33,317
owned by my husband.
1718
01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:38,622
And I don't want to tell
tales out of school but
1719
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:41,125
I think I should tell
you in this context
1720
01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:45,529
that this newspaper is soon
to have a new editor in chief.
1721
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:49,333
And this should go no
further then this room.
1722
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,201
And it's me.
1723
01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:56,673
So I think I only mention
this that when I say,
1724
01:07:56,706 --> 01:07:59,443
this is the editorial
policy of the Rag.
1725
01:07:59,476 --> 01:08:03,147
You know you can take
that to the bank.
1726
01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:04,648
The book stops here.
1727
01:08:06,716 --> 01:08:08,218
So,
1728
01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:09,753
under my watch,
1729
01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:14,224
we're going to support the
institution of monarchy.
1730
01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:15,225
All the way,
1731
01:08:15,259 --> 01:08:16,693
support the monarchy.
1732
01:08:16,726 --> 01:08:18,662
Winston Churchill said,
1733
01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:21,465
it is the central link,
1734
01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:25,802
claiming our allegiance
1735
01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:27,437
to death.
1736
01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:30,140
I might be
paraphrasing a bit but.
1737
01:08:30,174 --> 01:08:31,508
Something to that effect.
1738
01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:33,310
I mean of course you know
if Edward hadn't married
1739
01:08:33,343 --> 01:08:35,179
that actress well.
1740
01:08:35,212 --> 01:08:36,246
Darling?
1741
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:39,683
Let's talk business
after dinner.
1742
01:08:39,716 --> 01:08:40,550
Yeah.
1743
01:08:41,851 --> 01:08:44,188
We all have our
protocol, I know, I know.
1744
01:08:44,221 --> 01:08:47,157
But we do love the
monarchy, Richard and I.
1745
01:08:47,191 --> 01:08:48,292
We, you know, we
1746
01:08:48,325 --> 01:08:50,194
practically eat it for breakfast
but we don't shit on it,
1747
01:08:50,227 --> 01:08:51,395
not in this household.
1748
01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:53,497
And that's what I'm
saying, you don't just,
1749
01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:54,764
you know,
1750
01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:56,733
flush 100 years
1751
01:08:56,766 --> 01:08:57,834
down the toilet.
1752
01:08:57,867 --> 01:08:58,835
Not on my watch.
1753
01:08:58,868 --> 01:09:01,305
Not while I'm editor in chief.
1754
01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:47,651
Follow the money.
1755
01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:49,653
Cause at the end of the day,
1756
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,322
it's almost always about
the money gentlemen.
1757
01:09:52,356 --> 01:09:53,990
I mean when you
think about the EMU,
1758
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:56,326
all those in favor say I.
1759
01:10:02,732 --> 01:10:04,301
Well that's my point isn't it?
1760
01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:05,835
It's controversial.
1761
01:10:05,869 --> 01:10:07,904
But when we take a
stand at the Rag,
1762
01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:12,509
we take a principle stand,
it's not a popularity contest.
1763
01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:16,580
The thing is, we don't really
have a red state, blue state.
1764
01:10:16,613 --> 01:10:18,282
As far as I'm concerned,
1765
01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:19,516
you know,
1766
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:20,950
red states can go
fuck themselves.
1767
01:10:20,984 --> 01:10:22,586
They're the ones who are
always complaining about
1768
01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:24,521
the federal income tax.
1769
01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:26,022
And they pay the least of it.
1770
01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:28,024
If you wanna know truth
it's the blue states,
1771
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:31,595
easily nine out of 10
blue states gave the most
1772
01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:35,031
income tax and yet they
don't wanna pay it,
1773
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:35,965
but they get it.
1774
01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:37,967
That's where the income tax goes
1775
01:10:38,001 --> 01:10:41,405
is to the red states and
I believe in my opinion,
1776
01:10:41,438 --> 01:10:43,039
would be a good thing.
1777
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:45,642
Not just for labor.
1778
01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:47,411
But for both labor
and you know so,
1779
01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:49,779
on balance a good thing.
1780
01:10:49,813 --> 01:10:52,816
We don't have to worry about
the Christian right here.
1781
01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:54,384
You know in my country
those are the people
1782
01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:56,019
that wouldn't vote for
the Euro if they could.
1783
01:10:56,052 --> 01:11:00,557
I think we've got some
beef wellington next.
1784
01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:01,391
Yum yum.
1785
01:11:05,028 --> 01:11:06,262
On to the beef.
1786
01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:17,707
There's more divorce
in the red states,
1787
01:11:17,741 --> 01:11:19,509
who claim to be so moral.
1788
01:11:19,543 --> 01:11:21,010
If you look at the blue states,
1789
01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:23,913
nine of 10 of those states
have the least amount
1790
01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:25,449
of divorce in the nation.
1791
01:11:25,482 --> 01:11:28,485
And the very, very
least is Massachusetts.
1792
01:11:28,518 --> 01:11:31,321
The highest divorce
rate in America.
1793
01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:32,822
I don't know if this is
interesting to you because
1794
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:35,359
of course this isn't America.
1795
01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:37,427
Thank you.
1796
01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:41,831
May I say.
1797
01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:45,101
May I say,
1798
01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:49,606
it was a very disappointing
day for me today.
1799
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:51,541
You've all been following
the election at all.
1800
01:11:51,575 --> 01:11:53,410
Foreign shores and all that.
1801
01:11:53,443 --> 01:11:55,044
But very
1802
01:11:55,078 --> 01:11:56,813
disappointing for me.
1803
01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:01,351
Sort of lost my appetite
even with the chef
1804
01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,119
that we have this evening so.
1805
01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:06,122
We'll judge him after we've
had the beef wellington.
1806
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:07,857
Beef wellington.
1807
01:12:29,413 --> 01:12:32,682
You know, I mean 12 countries
have already joined the EMU.
1808
01:12:32,716 --> 01:12:36,420
And soon Poland and Estonia
will join up and then
1809
01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:37,854
they'll actually
exert more influence
1810
01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:40,156
over the British
economy than Britain.
1811
01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,492
You know and that's just crazy.
1812
01:12:42,526 --> 01:12:44,428
And I know, I know that you
know all this, I'm sorry,
1813
01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:45,795
I just, I wasn't.
1814
01:12:45,829 --> 01:12:48,632
I wasn't phrasing things
properly but we have got
1815
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:52,436
to get our seat on
the ECP it's just
1816
01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:54,404
ludicrous and what
are we worried about?
1817
01:12:54,438 --> 01:12:55,772
The loss of power?
1818
01:12:55,805 --> 01:12:57,607
The loss of sovereignty?
1819
01:12:57,641 --> 01:13:01,110
I mean we could still have our
bloody picture on the notes.
1820
01:13:01,144 --> 01:13:04,147
And the thing is, is that
we have absolutely no say
1821
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:07,050
in anything and it's just.
1822
01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:09,553
I know I didn't phrase
it right but I just think
1823
01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:10,920
for her majesty,
1824
01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:13,189
because
1825
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:16,626
it's the most patriotic
thing we can fucking do.
1826
01:13:16,660 --> 01:13:19,463
And I think in the
name of her majesty.
1827
01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:22,566
Do you wanna talk
about something else?
1828
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,134
I've upset you.
1829
01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:29,739
Darling I'm so, I wanted
to be so good tonight
1830
01:13:29,773 --> 01:13:32,642
and my brain just wasn't.
1831
01:13:32,676 --> 01:13:33,610
Sweetheart?
1832
01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:37,747
I'll write a letter of
apology, how's that your wife
1833
01:13:37,781 --> 01:13:40,517
just has a big,
big stupid mouth.
1834
01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:47,724
Sorry.
1835
01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:40,003
Yes, yes but Gary.
1836
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,871
Gary if you shut
your gobbing yak
1837
01:15:41,905 --> 01:15:43,673
then I wouldn't have to
tell you this six times.
1838
01:15:43,707 --> 01:15:45,174
Listening? Good.
1839
01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:48,612
I want you to talk to Edward
Van Cutson and Tom Partebles.
1840
01:15:48,645 --> 01:15:49,846
Anthony?
1841
01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:52,048
Your car's outside.
1842
01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:53,282
Where's fat boy?
1843
01:15:53,316 --> 01:15:54,618
I don't know but he's
left a thing about the.
1844
01:15:54,651 --> 01:15:55,719
Van Cutson thing on your desk.
1845
01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:58,354
I thought Felix was doing that.
1846
01:15:58,387 --> 01:15:59,789
Have you had any success yet?
1847
01:15:59,823 --> 01:16:01,257
A million and a half
hits here on Google
1848
01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:03,259
but there's nothing more
apart from what the election
1849
01:16:03,292 --> 01:16:05,294
unless you're interesting
in a few unpaid
1850
01:16:05,328 --> 01:16:06,262
parking tickets from 1978.
1851
01:16:06,295 --> 01:16:09,999
I mean we're gonna have
to make this up, Eddy.
1852
01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:11,635
We talked to the Morph?
1853
01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:14,203
Have you heard from him yet?
1854
01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:15,204
Felix.
1855
01:16:15,238 --> 01:16:16,640
Sorry I have to call you back.
1856
01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:17,573
Have you heard from him yet?
1857
01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:19,142
Oh I'm just under
Prince Charles's Palace.
1858
01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:20,610
Have you heard from Morph yet?
1859
01:16:20,644 --> 01:16:21,945
No, no and I won't.
1860
01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:24,614
You'll never hear from
him for 24, 48 hours,
1861
01:16:24,648 --> 01:16:25,649
he's gone underground.
1862
01:16:25,682 --> 01:16:26,816
How much did we pay?
1863
01:16:26,850 --> 01:16:29,619
I gave him 10,000 quid and
I promised him another 80.
1864
01:16:29,653 --> 01:16:30,353
You want?
1865
01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:31,755
80,000 quid?
1866
01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:34,791
I promised him another
80 but I'm not gonna
1867
01:16:34,824 --> 01:16:36,292
give him anything like that.
1868
01:16:36,325 --> 01:16:38,394
I gave him another lucky
bag full of heroin.
1869
01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:40,229
Felix I've gotta get
mixturing, find him.
1870
01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:41,665
Yes I was gonna get
in touch with him.
1871
01:16:41,698 --> 01:16:43,700
I'll ring him again but
he will come through.
1872
01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:45,368
I bet he will come through
Vavia Bulluvia somewhere.
1873
01:16:45,401 --> 01:16:47,203
Oh bullocks, Toch.
1874
01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:08,091
All your
1875
01:17:09,225 --> 01:17:10,159
idea.
1876
01:17:10,193 --> 01:17:11,060
There he is.
1877
01:17:11,094 --> 01:17:11,961
Hello.
1878
01:17:11,995 --> 01:17:13,262
Oh look at you.
1879
01:17:14,263 --> 01:17:16,332
Ah you gonna give daddy a kiss?
1880
01:17:16,365 --> 01:17:17,200
Good girl.
1881
01:17:19,736 --> 01:17:21,771
Don't you look beautiful.
1882
01:17:21,805 --> 01:17:23,740
Give daddy a kiss.
1883
01:17:23,773 --> 01:17:24,708
Kiss for mommy.
1884
01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:25,441
Hello, how are you?
1885
01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:26,409
Fine, thank you.
1886
01:17:26,442 --> 01:17:29,112
Oh kiss and tell now isn't it?
1887
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:30,046
Very nice to see you.
1888
01:17:30,079 --> 01:17:31,414
You ready to get a bath, girls?
1889
01:17:31,447 --> 01:17:32,682
Come on let's take a bath.
1890
01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:34,317
You say goodnight to mommy.
1891
01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:35,685
Come on darling.
1892
01:17:37,821 --> 01:17:39,355
Say goodnight,
night night, mommy.
1893
01:17:39,388 --> 01:17:40,790
Good night, darling.
1894
01:17:40,824 --> 01:17:42,892
Night, night, night, night.
1895
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,461
I thought you were going out.
1896
01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:46,830
Might be.
1897
01:17:46,863 --> 01:17:48,064
What's it to you?
1898
01:17:48,097 --> 01:17:49,432
Well I thought I
was here to babysit.
1899
01:17:49,465 --> 01:17:50,700
Maybe.
1900
01:17:51,868 --> 01:17:53,703
I'm so tired from
watching the elections
1901
01:17:53,737 --> 01:17:55,905
all night the other night.
1902
01:17:56,806 --> 01:17:59,175
I'd rather stay in.
1903
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,010
Because maybe,
1904
01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:02,846
I'd have your fare.
1905
01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:28,237
I can't do this anymore.
1906
01:18:29,773 --> 01:18:30,406
God.
1907
01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:33,810
What a bastard.
1908
01:18:33,843 --> 01:18:34,878
Bush?
1909
01:18:34,911 --> 01:18:35,812
No, Morton.
1910
01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:40,183
You ever got any spare
you will pay would you?
1911
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:41,117
Why?
1912
01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:42,318
I've got office buyers on me.
1913
01:18:42,351 --> 01:18:43,219
For you?
1914
01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:44,487
Maybe.
1915
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:45,922
Have you been given the boot?
1916
01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:47,824
No, no, I haven't
been given a boot.
1917
01:18:47,857 --> 01:18:50,193
Then what have you been up to?
1918
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:51,761
I haven't been up to anything.
1919
01:18:51,795 --> 01:18:52,762
Come on.
1920
01:18:52,796 --> 01:18:54,197
- What do you mean?
- You can tell me.
1921
01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:55,364
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
1922
01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:56,299
Every time Morton fired anybody
1923
01:18:56,332 --> 01:18:58,902
it's been because it's personal.
1924
01:19:09,312 --> 01:19:10,847
Calm down now.
1925
01:19:13,049 --> 01:19:15,418
Maybe I think I should
take you home now.
1926
01:19:15,451 --> 01:19:16,252
Yeah?
1927
01:19:16,285 --> 01:19:17,086
Yeah.
1928
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,822
Let me just.
1929
01:19:18,855 --> 01:19:20,957
I just can't stop
thinking about him.
1930
01:19:20,990 --> 01:19:22,525
Well then you think about
that and I'll thinking about
1931
01:19:22,558 --> 01:19:24,060
getting this only.
1932
01:19:25,528 --> 01:19:27,296
I don't understand.
1933
01:19:29,065 --> 01:19:30,099
What the cheese, eh?
1934
01:19:30,133 --> 01:19:31,835
That was Chazar's nevore.
1935
01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:33,269
I just liked him so much.
1936
01:19:33,302 --> 01:19:35,238
Yeah, it's alright.
1937
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:37,841
I really do like him so much.
1938
01:19:42,946 --> 01:19:43,779
Great.
1939
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:46,916
Madame your chariot awaits.
1940
01:19:46,950 --> 01:19:47,884
Come on.
1941
01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:49,218
Let's get you home.
1942
01:19:49,252 --> 01:19:50,419
There you go yeah.
1943
01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:51,888
You lean on me.
1944
01:19:59,595 --> 01:20:01,264
Where's that fucking liar?
1945
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:02,298
Yeah.
1946
01:20:02,331 --> 01:20:04,033
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
1947
01:20:04,067 --> 01:20:04,901
Right.
1948
01:20:06,069 --> 01:20:08,872
Just be strong and
don't be a crier.
1949
01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:10,239
Watch your head.
1950
01:20:13,376 --> 01:20:14,878
I'm in the back.
1951
01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:22,151
Oh I feel
1952
01:20:22,185 --> 01:20:23,186
unspeakable.
1953
01:20:27,623 --> 01:20:29,625
Yeah, let's go.
1954
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:31,360
Take me somewhere.
1955
01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:37,333
Hey.
1956
01:20:37,366 --> 01:20:38,134
The fuck are you doing here?
1957
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,635
Yeah.
1958
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:40,603
I've got something to
show you but I don't know,
1959
01:20:40,636 --> 01:20:42,138
I've been driving her
around and she's asleep
1960
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:43,106
- but it's okay.
- - Come in.
1961
01:20:43,139 --> 01:20:44,373
But she wanted to see you.
1962
01:20:44,407 --> 01:20:47,543
And I'm really sorry
I'm late but you know.
1963
01:20:47,576 --> 01:20:48,912
Come upstairs.
1964
01:20:50,579 --> 01:20:52,048
So what have you
got for me, Morph?
1965
01:20:52,081 --> 01:20:53,649
So it's all pictures
of the pictures.
1966
01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:55,618
And the pictures were
like family portraits,
1967
01:20:55,651 --> 01:20:56,920
it was like a library.
1968
01:20:56,953 --> 01:20:58,287
It might have books
and everything.
1969
01:20:58,321 --> 01:20:59,655
And there were pictures
everywhere all the way
1970
01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:01,357
along the walls,
different pictures.
1971
01:21:01,390 --> 01:21:03,192
Stay aware I thought, I'd
take pictures of all of them
1972
01:21:03,226 --> 01:21:04,427
but when I got back
In there there was
1973
01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:07,296
that one picture stood
out, this picture here.
1974
01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,464
So I took this picture,
1975
01:21:08,497 --> 01:21:10,333
now I'm going to show it to you.
1976
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:11,334
Do you know who that is?
1977
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:12,668
That's Morton's first wife.
1978
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:13,569
What I do is,
1979
01:21:13,602 --> 01:21:15,004
a sort of grid system.
1980
01:21:15,038 --> 01:21:17,373
I assigned points
to the grid system.
1981
01:21:17,406 --> 01:21:19,375
And then I can distract
and distort them
1982
01:21:19,408 --> 01:21:20,209
so all the points on the grind.
1983
01:21:20,243 --> 01:21:21,644
Terrible photo of MJ.
1984
01:21:21,677 --> 01:21:22,511
Isn't that?
They're all terrible,
1985
01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:23,679
no need to sort
these photos they're
1986
01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:25,481
absolutely fucking awful.
1987
01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:27,516
Now what I did was I,
by moving key points
1988
01:21:27,550 --> 01:21:29,018
of the face around,
1989
01:21:29,052 --> 01:21:30,619
I can manage to go from
this face to this face
1990
01:21:30,653 --> 01:21:31,988
and end up with
1991
01:21:32,021 --> 01:21:33,189
this face.
1992
01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:34,924
- Amazing.
- So what's your point?
1993
01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:36,926
He's trading her
in for a new model.
1994
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:39,628
Wifey number one and
wifey number two,
1995
01:21:39,662 --> 01:21:40,596
that's what they all do.
1996
01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:41,697
That's the point.
1997
01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:43,699
Chosen a version that's
30 or 40 years younger,
1998
01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:46,202
that's what they all do
isn't it, it's disgusting.
1999
01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:48,037
If she would be
30 years older now.
2000
01:21:48,071 --> 01:21:52,308
Basically MJ is young enough
to be Morton's daughter.
2001
01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:53,977
Morton has married his daughter.
2002
01:21:54,010 --> 01:21:55,344
Pardon me.
2003
01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:56,712
- No.
- Has Morton married
2004
01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:58,647
his daughter?
2005
01:21:58,681 --> 01:21:59,915
It's brilliant.
2006
01:22:00,883 --> 01:22:03,719
That picture, has Morton
married his daughter?
2007
01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:04,553
You want to print it?
2008
01:22:04,587 --> 01:22:05,388
Front page.
2009
01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:08,557
Mock up, send it
to him anonymously.
2010
01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:09,959
Oh that's just crazy.
2011
01:22:09,993 --> 01:22:10,994
- It's brilliant.
- It's crazy.
2012
01:22:11,027 --> 01:22:12,028
He'll fire you.
2013
01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:16,032
Morton marries his daughter.
2014
01:22:16,065 --> 01:22:17,700
Five
2015
01:22:17,733 --> 01:22:18,567
pictures.
2016
01:22:19,635 --> 01:22:21,470
Morphed one to the other.
2017
01:22:21,504 --> 01:22:25,008
We suggest that
Morton actually has
2018
01:22:25,041 --> 01:22:26,042
married his daughter.
2019
01:22:26,075 --> 01:22:27,076
And you're gonna print it?
2020
01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:28,077
We're gonna print it.
2021
01:22:28,111 --> 01:22:29,478
You can't print it.
2022
01:22:29,512 --> 01:22:31,480
Of course I can,
that's the whole point.
2023
01:22:31,514 --> 01:22:33,082
Is that you have to threaten.
2024
01:22:33,116 --> 01:22:35,284
I'm gonna spike
it, I'll be his hero.
2025
01:22:35,318 --> 01:22:38,287
No you won't your story
will have your paw prints
2026
01:22:38,321 --> 01:22:41,090
all over it, he'll know
it's a scam on your part.
2027
01:22:41,124 --> 01:22:41,991
Don't be stupid.
2028
01:22:42,025 --> 01:22:43,993
Stupid like some
of us in this room.
2029
01:22:44,027 --> 01:22:45,694
It must be so fucking
brilliant for you,
2030
01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:48,031
being the only person that
would have a fucking brain
2031
01:22:48,064 --> 01:22:49,365
living the line in bozo.
2032
01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:51,467
- So lying.
- Fuck you.
2033
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:53,302
You never think
anything through,
2034
01:22:53,336 --> 01:22:56,405
you have to keep your fingers
clean, keep your fingers out.
2035
01:22:56,439 --> 01:22:57,673
- So what's your idea?
- You have to come in
2036
01:22:57,706 --> 01:22:58,641
and save the day
2037
01:22:58,674 --> 01:23:00,743
and it's on else to
deliver the slanding.
2038
01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:02,611
- Who?
- Another editor.
2039
01:23:02,645 --> 01:23:03,479
Who?
2040
01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:06,349
You?
2041
01:23:07,783 --> 01:23:12,021
So what, say that you're
gonna go to him and say.
2042
01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:13,489
I hate to tell you that
someone's gonna publish it
2043
01:23:13,522 --> 01:23:16,359
if we don't, oh I
know it's trash but.
2044
01:23:16,392 --> 01:23:18,561
Wait, wait, wait,
you're saying that
2045
01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:20,263
you go to him
2046
01:23:20,296 --> 01:23:22,798
and say that somebody's
got the story that he has
2047
01:23:22,831 --> 01:23:24,567
married his daughter.
2048
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:27,136
And he comes to me and says,
2049
01:23:27,170 --> 01:23:28,537
your wife has come with this,
2050
01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:30,106
you are the only person
who can control her
2051
01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:32,675
cause she's mad fucking heridan.
2052
01:23:32,708 --> 01:23:34,110
And I say yes boss,
2053
01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:36,112
certainly and I stop.
2054
01:23:41,084 --> 01:23:42,385
That's quite good.
2055
01:23:45,188 --> 01:23:47,156
I keep my hands
completely clean.
2056
01:23:47,190 --> 01:23:48,557
Mhm.
2057
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:49,725
Exactly.
2058
01:23:49,758 --> 01:23:52,261
He'll be forever in your debt.
2059
01:23:53,196 --> 01:23:54,463
Would you do it?
2060
01:23:54,497 --> 01:23:56,065
Fuck off.
2061
01:23:56,099 --> 01:23:57,633
Well then what is the fucking
point in bringing it up?
2062
01:23:57,666 --> 01:24:00,369
Alright, alright, yep,
okay, I'll do it, I'll do it.
2063
01:24:00,403 --> 01:24:02,505
But you are going to owe me.
2064
01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:42,411
I guess what's best
for the magazine.
2065
01:24:42,445 --> 01:24:43,846
He's doing the select panty.
2066
01:24:43,879 --> 01:24:45,314
Where's that Jack story with MJ?
2067
01:24:45,348 --> 01:24:46,882
Jack story is with her time.
2068
01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:50,653
What's that
story about Kevin Spacey?
2069
01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:51,887
Something about patter.
2070
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,757
And the definition
of it, wanker.
2071
01:24:54,790 --> 01:24:56,325
Morph.
2072
01:24:56,359 --> 01:24:58,127
Eddy.
2073
01:24:58,161 --> 01:24:59,228
There you go, that's
what you wanted.
2074
01:24:59,262 --> 01:25:00,163
Lovely.
2075
01:25:00,196 --> 01:25:01,397
Felix.
2076
01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:02,665
I feel like I owe
you an apology,
2077
01:25:02,698 --> 01:25:04,467
I didn't quite get to do
what you asked me to do.
2078
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,768
You didn't quite get to do?
2079
01:25:05,801 --> 01:25:07,236
No.
2080
01:25:07,270 --> 01:25:08,171
These are fantastic, lovely.
2081
01:25:08,204 --> 01:25:08,871
There uh, he'll tell you.
2082
01:25:08,904 --> 01:25:10,173
Thanks Morph.
2083
01:25:10,206 --> 01:25:11,440
Yeah, see you later then.
2084
01:25:11,474 --> 01:25:13,376
You've got to do that.
2085
01:25:13,409 --> 01:25:15,544
Oh do drive the car.
2086
01:25:15,578 --> 01:25:17,280
Cast your eyes over these.
2087
01:25:17,313 --> 01:25:18,347
Now that's.
2088
01:25:18,381 --> 01:25:19,748
Annalize,
2089
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,184
Rich's first wife.
[Felix} First wife, yeah.
2090
01:25:21,217 --> 01:25:22,151
On the left of course.
2091
01:25:22,185 --> 01:25:23,586
MJ.
2092
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:24,753
On the right.
2093
01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:26,189
Alright.
2094
01:25:26,222 --> 01:25:27,122
It's like I just
look at these little
2095
01:25:27,156 --> 01:25:28,657
signatures of photographs
on the bottom.
2096
01:25:28,691 --> 01:25:30,459
Well that's the old
retried thing isn't it?
2097
01:25:30,493 --> 01:25:32,495
You know, the new model, I mean,
2098
01:25:32,528 --> 01:25:34,163
Rod Stuart business you know.
2099
01:25:34,197 --> 01:25:35,331
One gets a bit,
2100
01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:36,932
mopey around the
bumpers, you remember.
2101
01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:38,567
Yeah you marry the same
one and you think you've
2102
01:25:38,601 --> 01:25:40,869
tried it twice
haven't you, Felix?
2103
01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:42,571
Okay just run these now then.
2104
01:25:42,605 --> 01:25:45,341
It's a guy who just married
somebody's who young enough
2105
01:25:45,374 --> 01:25:46,275
to be his daughter.
2106
01:25:46,309 --> 01:25:48,411
There you go, now brilliant.
2107
01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:51,280
Push that a bit harder.
2108
01:25:51,314 --> 01:25:52,248
- Push that a bit harder?
- The idea.
2109
01:25:52,281 --> 01:25:55,518
Well you take that a
little obviously though.
2110
01:25:55,551 --> 01:25:56,685
The furthest way you can,
2111
01:25:56,719 --> 01:25:58,221
you put it he's marries
his own daughter.
2112
01:25:58,254 --> 01:25:59,922
He marries his daughter.
2113
01:25:59,955 --> 01:26:00,856
How's that?
2114
01:26:00,889 --> 01:26:04,293
This is our imprints,
with these pictures
2115
01:26:04,327 --> 01:26:05,294
and the right headline,
2116
01:26:05,328 --> 01:26:06,495
we will infer.
2117
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,436
That he's married
2118
01:26:13,469 --> 01:26:15,238
his daughter?
2119
01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:17,573
You're looking at the guy who
2120
01:26:17,606 --> 01:26:19,308
marries the girl
who is his daughter.
2121
01:26:22,978 --> 01:26:24,480
It could work.
2122
01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:25,748
You're serious aren't you?
2123
01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:26,615
Oh yeah.
2124
01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:32,255
This is a hang on the
fence if it doesn't work.
2125
01:26:32,288 --> 01:26:34,257
We have to make it work.
2126
01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:39,528
Eddie it's my duty to
tell you as a senior editor,
2127
01:26:39,562 --> 01:26:41,330
this is really strong news.
2128
01:26:41,364 --> 01:26:42,731
You put this in front of Morton,
2129
01:26:42,765 --> 01:26:44,300
he will go ballistic.
2130
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:46,702
You will be sacked definitely,
you and I are on gone.
2131
01:26:46,735 --> 01:26:48,904
Yeah, yeah cause
suicide bombs have a habit
2132
01:26:48,937 --> 01:26:50,306
of blowing up in your face.
2133
01:26:50,339 --> 01:26:51,840
Think about it,
really think about it.
2134
01:26:51,874 --> 01:26:52,775
How do we play this?
2135
01:26:52,808 --> 01:26:54,343
We distance ourselves from it.
2136
01:26:54,377 --> 01:26:55,344
In which way?
2137
01:26:55,378 --> 01:26:56,979
We get somebody else
to present the story.
2138
01:26:57,012 --> 01:26:57,813
- Well who?
- Who?
2139
01:26:57,846 --> 01:26:59,282
Well the press.
2140
01:27:00,416 --> 01:27:01,984
Alright so Peach is in on this?
2141
01:27:02,017 --> 01:27:03,286
Yeah.
2142
01:27:03,319 --> 01:27:05,020
- Oh.
- Oh.
2143
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:09,458
See if we did it, we'd
just print it and be out.
2144
01:27:09,492 --> 01:27:11,260
The press, broad sheets.
2145
01:27:11,294 --> 01:27:12,761
Courtesy.
2146
01:27:12,795 --> 01:27:13,996
Give a chance to comment.
2147
01:27:14,029 --> 01:27:14,930
Sadly they won't
chance and comment.
2148
01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:16,131
And what is this
comment likely to be?
2149
01:27:16,164 --> 01:27:19,335
Well what would you do if
this story came in on your desk
2150
01:27:19,368 --> 01:27:20,336
and you were Richard Morton?
2151
01:27:20,369 --> 01:27:21,570
You mean personally, well,
2152
01:27:21,604 --> 01:27:23,372
if that story came
out on my desk.
2153
01:27:23,406 --> 01:27:25,341
I'd want it spiked.
2154
01:27:25,374 --> 01:27:26,008
Yeah.
2155
01:27:28,311 --> 01:27:29,878
Yes.
2156
01:27:29,912 --> 01:27:32,047
And the best way to
get something spiked
in the press is.
2157
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,783
Go to the editor of The Rag.
2158
01:27:36,685 --> 01:27:37,520
It is.
2159
01:27:42,891 --> 01:27:47,062
These are the three pages
that the Peach has sent through.
2160
01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:48,364
Sure.
2161
01:27:48,397 --> 01:27:49,598
Well they're all good.
2162
01:27:49,632 --> 01:27:51,033
That one, Nature of Nepotis,
2163
01:27:51,066 --> 01:27:52,335
it takes it right
away from all those.
2164
01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:53,636
That's not going, that's shit.
2165
01:27:53,669 --> 01:27:55,371
Yeah it's not good.
2166
01:27:55,404 --> 01:27:56,238
And this,
2167
01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:57,606
she married her
mother's man, you know.
2168
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:58,741
Still no one knows.
2169
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:00,309
Dolly Parton's own doing.
2170
01:28:01,410 --> 01:28:02,445
No I don't like that.
2171
01:28:02,478 --> 01:28:03,779
You know I'd do well,
2172
01:28:03,812 --> 01:28:05,414
if I was running this
and I'd of been--
2173
01:28:05,448 --> 01:28:07,983
- Yeah but we are not
running with this,
2174
01:28:08,016 --> 01:28:09,618
this is just a
contingency if I'm sacked.
2175
01:28:09,652 --> 01:28:11,086
But let's just go with this,
2176
01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:11,987
keeps in the family, that's
good, that's the best isn't it?
2177
01:28:12,020 --> 01:28:13,989
Keeps it in the
family is my choice.
2178
01:28:14,022 --> 01:28:14,857
Okay.
2179
01:28:14,890 --> 01:28:18,060
Alright let's do that one.
2180
01:28:18,093 --> 01:28:20,429
So the Sunday
campaign, what is it?
2181
01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:22,097
Right, Eddy, now I
know you said you wanted
2182
01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:25,067
Camilla the Queen but we got
such a fantastic response
2183
01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:26,034
to Bulldoze the Palace,
2184
01:28:26,068 --> 01:28:30,038
I think Palace for the
People has got to lead.
2185
01:28:30,072 --> 01:28:31,139
If I stand corrected.
2186
01:28:31,173 --> 01:28:32,274
Actually what I love
about this is, this is a big
2187
01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:36,412
kick in the face to Richard's
night of pretentions.
2188
01:28:36,445 --> 01:28:37,279
Absolutely.
2189
01:28:37,312 --> 01:28:39,047
Now if he has a
problem with that.
2190
01:28:39,081 --> 01:28:40,416
Yeah.
2191
01:28:40,449 --> 01:28:41,784
And he comes down heavily on me.
2192
01:28:41,817 --> 01:28:44,387
I'll give him Camilla for Queen.
2193
01:28:44,420 --> 01:28:46,389
As a pro-royal piece.
2194
01:28:46,422 --> 01:28:47,456
But why would you
want to do that?
2195
01:28:47,490 --> 01:28:49,625
Cause it's lovely, it's
beautiful, it's bored.
2196
01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:50,859
But it's an anti-royal piece.
2197
01:28:50,893 --> 01:28:52,060
No, no it's not,
it plays both ways,
2198
01:28:52,094 --> 01:28:53,095
you got Camilla for Queen.
2199
01:28:53,128 --> 01:28:54,763
It does not go both ways.
2200
01:28:54,797 --> 01:28:58,000
Put it with a question mark
and it's senator's brawl.
2201
01:28:58,033 --> 01:28:59,902
It's Queen Harisa Antsie royal.
2202
01:28:59,935 --> 01:29:01,136
Because it's ludicrous.
2203
01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:04,106
She smokes and she hunts and
she does all the wrong things.
2204
01:29:04,139 --> 01:29:06,509
It's perfectly judged,
it's perfectly judged.
2205
01:29:06,542 --> 01:29:07,710
It's a piss stake.
2206
01:29:07,743 --> 01:29:10,446
No it's ruined a very,
very good campaign.
2207
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:12,481
Let me just throw a
word at you as you might
2208
01:29:12,515 --> 01:29:14,016
find quite useful.
2209
01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:15,250
Irony.
2210
01:29:15,283 --> 01:29:16,485
Let me just throw another
wee word that might be useful,
2211
01:29:16,519 --> 01:29:19,522
salary so come on let's get a
soda and print the graphics.
2212
01:29:19,555 --> 01:29:20,456
Come on.
2213
01:29:20,489 --> 01:29:21,490
We'll print the graphics.
2214
01:29:21,524 --> 01:29:23,125
Run them both, keep them there.
2215
01:29:23,158 --> 01:29:24,660
Keep them ready.
2216
01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:26,128
Bloody ruined it.
2217
01:29:26,161 --> 01:29:29,898
Mysterious, majestic, you
should be back at the lady's.
2218
01:29:37,105 --> 01:29:38,140
Hello, MJ.
2219
01:29:38,173 --> 01:29:39,174
Hey Debs.
2220
01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:40,375
Hey.
2221
01:29:40,409 --> 01:29:43,646
I just sent you over my
mock up for tomorrow's splash.
2222
01:29:43,679 --> 01:29:45,581
Oh yeah, I got it, got it.
2223
01:29:45,614 --> 01:29:48,183
And I can see
Eddy's not his office.
2224
01:29:48,216 --> 01:29:49,652
Nope, down in printing graphics.
2225
01:29:49,685 --> 01:29:51,119
Right.
2226
01:29:51,153 --> 01:29:53,121
Well I've just come
from printing graphics,
2227
01:29:53,155 --> 01:29:55,724
I need you to go over to
Eddy, make sure he sees it
2228
01:29:55,758 --> 01:29:57,192
and runs with it for tomorrow.
2229
01:29:57,225 --> 01:29:59,462
Okay as soon as he's back
I'll get that done, cheers mate.
2230
01:29:59,495 --> 01:30:00,128
Hello?
2231
01:30:02,465 --> 01:30:03,999
Lea.
2232
01:30:04,032 --> 01:30:05,468
She just fucking hung up on me.
2233
01:30:05,501 --> 01:30:06,435
What?
2234
01:30:06,469 --> 01:30:08,170
Debs hung up on me.
2235
01:30:11,807 --> 01:30:12,608
Hi MJ.
2236
01:30:12,641 --> 01:30:13,442
Hi Debs.
2237
01:30:13,476 --> 01:30:14,176
Hi.
2238
01:30:14,209 --> 01:30:15,210
I wasn't quite done actually.
2239
01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:16,111
Oh I'm so sorry.
2240
01:30:16,144 --> 01:30:17,045
Wasn't quite finished.
2241
01:30:17,079 --> 01:30:18,113
Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
2242
01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:19,414
No worries.
2243
01:30:20,483 --> 01:30:22,084
The Camilla for Queen campaign.
2244
01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:23,519
Yeah.
2245
01:30:23,552 --> 01:30:24,653
I speak with some
authority when I say,
2246
01:30:24,687 --> 01:30:25,888
scrap it.
2247
01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:27,155
- Alright?
- - Okie dokie.
2248
01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:28,156
Send that message
over to Eddy as well
2249
01:30:28,190 --> 01:30:31,093
and go over to him right
now and tell him to look
2250
01:30:31,126 --> 01:30:32,528
at my front page and run it.
2251
01:30:32,561 --> 01:30:34,029
Okie dokie.
2252
01:30:34,062 --> 01:30:35,163
I mean obviously I mean he did
say don't interrupt him now
2253
01:30:35,197 --> 01:30:36,632
and I can't cause you know,
2254
01:30:36,665 --> 01:30:38,501
but the second
literally it's on.
2255
01:30:38,534 --> 01:30:39,635
Okay, I understand
what he told you,
2256
01:30:39,668 --> 01:30:40,936
I heard you when
he told me that.
2257
01:30:40,969 --> 01:30:41,837
Uh huh.
2258
01:30:41,870 --> 01:30:42,805
I don't give a shit.
2259
01:30:42,838 --> 01:30:43,706
Okie dokie.
2260
01:30:43,739 --> 01:30:44,707
Just trot on over.
2261
01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:45,641
Okay.
2262
01:30:45,674 --> 01:30:46,609
Alright?
2263
01:30:46,642 --> 01:30:47,576
Alright then mate, will do.
2264
01:30:47,610 --> 01:30:48,777
Alright I'm gonna watch ya.
2265
01:30:48,811 --> 01:30:49,645
You're gonna watch me walk over?
2266
01:30:49,678 --> 01:30:50,813
Yes.
2267
01:30:50,846 --> 01:30:52,648
- Okay, forgot I was 12.
- Alright.
2268
01:30:52,681 --> 01:30:54,583
- Dearest.
- Great.
2269
01:30:55,618 --> 01:30:56,451
Okay, Lea.
2270
01:30:58,621 --> 01:31:00,589
We're gonna watch Debs walk.
2271
01:31:00,623 --> 01:31:01,256
Oh.
2272
01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:02,224
Yes.
2273
01:31:02,257 --> 01:31:04,793
She rises, the lovely Debs.
2274
01:31:04,827 --> 01:31:06,128
Such grace.
2275
01:31:06,161 --> 01:31:07,596
And take a right.
2276
01:31:09,197 --> 01:31:10,032
Good girl.
2277
01:31:11,734 --> 01:31:12,367
Wonderful.
2278
01:31:14,169 --> 01:31:15,270
So here's the final print by
2279
01:31:15,303 --> 01:31:17,272
using Rida's suggestions.
2280
01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:19,207
They keed the fasaud
for the nostalgic,
2281
01:31:19,241 --> 01:31:20,408
the soap opera over there.
2282
01:31:20,442 --> 01:31:22,811
The rest of the building will
be done by Richard Rogers
2283
01:31:22,845 --> 01:31:25,113
and we got swimming
pools, libraries,
2284
01:31:25,147 --> 01:31:27,149
all that kind of
thing, walking areas.
2285
01:31:27,182 --> 01:31:29,552
In the middle we've
got a court yard for
2286
01:31:29,585 --> 01:31:31,019
you know, pop concerts,
the usual stuff.
2287
01:31:31,053 --> 01:31:32,721
Possibly use part of
it for the Olympics
2288
01:31:32,755 --> 01:31:34,623
and of course eventually
have a people's palace
2289
01:31:34,657 --> 01:31:37,092
and all of it will be paid
by the royal households
2290
01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:39,628
income over the course of
no more than two years.
2291
01:31:39,662 --> 01:31:40,529
Okay lovely.
2292
01:31:40,563 --> 01:31:41,630
Okay listen,
2293
01:31:41,664 --> 01:31:44,232
what I'm gonna say now is
not to leave this room,
2294
01:31:44,266 --> 01:31:45,868
alright, now, this how
I'm gonna play this,
2295
01:31:45,901 --> 01:31:47,636
Palace for the
People goes straight
2296
01:31:47,670 --> 01:31:48,537
to the chairman's approval.
2297
01:31:48,571 --> 01:31:49,772
Yep.
2298
01:31:49,805 --> 01:31:50,873
If he drags me over
the coms for that,
2299
01:31:50,906 --> 01:31:52,575
we send him Camilla for Queen.
2300
01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:54,877
K, which we're going to sell
to him as a pro-monarchy piece.
2301
01:31:54,910 --> 01:31:56,579
Yeah but it plays
beautifully both ways.
2302
01:31:56,612 --> 01:31:57,880
Okay and if I still get sacked,
2303
01:31:57,913 --> 01:31:59,615
Keep it in the Family goes
to Peach who will then
2304
01:31:59,648 --> 01:32:02,284
send it to the chairman for
his approval as a threat.
2305
01:32:02,317 --> 01:32:03,552
And what about this?
2306
01:32:03,586 --> 01:32:04,252
MJ's piece?
2307
01:32:04,286 --> 01:32:05,153
Oh
2308
01:32:05,187 --> 01:32:06,021
fuck.
2309
01:32:08,223 --> 01:32:08,857
Fuck.
2310
01:32:10,325 --> 01:32:12,027
I completely forgot about that.
2311
01:32:12,060 --> 01:32:13,562
Bullocks.
2312
01:32:13,596 --> 01:32:14,296
You read it yet?
2313
01:32:14,329 --> 01:32:15,564
Yes.
2314
01:32:15,598 --> 01:32:16,464
You like it?
2315
01:32:16,498 --> 01:32:17,132
Yes I think it's--
2316
01:32:17,165 --> 01:32:17,933
- Great.
2317
01:32:17,966 --> 01:32:19,602
Eddy's not running it.
2318
01:32:19,635 --> 01:32:19,935
What are you talking about?
2319
01:32:19,968 --> 01:32:20,869
No.
2320
01:32:20,903 --> 01:32:22,137
He's running Camilla for Queen
2321
01:32:22,170 --> 01:32:23,639
which is in the worst,
worst possible taste.
2322
01:32:23,672 --> 01:32:24,673
Let me talk to him.
2323
01:32:24,707 --> 01:32:25,841
Uh huh.
2324
01:32:25,874 --> 01:32:27,576
There's nothing I can do, he
won't take my phone calls.
2325
01:32:27,610 --> 01:32:29,678
He won't, he's over
in printing graphics,
2326
01:32:29,712 --> 01:32:31,113
he's been there
for like two hours,
2327
01:32:31,146 --> 01:32:33,281
he won't fucking call me back.
2328
01:32:33,315 --> 01:32:34,683
Okay, no this one's okay.
2329
01:32:34,717 --> 01:32:37,620
Okay so what we do
is we send MJ's piece
2330
01:32:37,653 --> 01:32:38,854
to the chairman
for his approval,
2331
01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:40,623
at the last minute we'll swap
it for Palace for the People
2332
01:32:40,656 --> 01:32:42,124
which will still go
to the printers, okay?
2333
01:32:42,157 --> 01:32:43,258
Keeps it in the Family,
2334
01:32:43,291 --> 01:32:45,327
goes to Peach who will then
send it on the chairman
2335
01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:48,631
and we've got
Camilla for Queen for
2336
01:32:48,664 --> 01:32:49,865
next weekend if we want it.
2337
01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:51,366
Very good.
2338
01:32:51,399 --> 01:32:53,602
Now have you got all that?
2339
01:32:53,636 --> 01:32:55,337
The only way I'm gonna
make any difference at all
2340
01:32:55,370 --> 01:32:57,873
with Sunday's edition is
if you get me in there.
2341
01:32:57,906 --> 01:32:59,141
You have till five.
2342
01:32:59,174 --> 01:33:00,142
Well just go right in.
2343
01:33:00,175 --> 01:33:01,677
Well there's absolutely
nothing I can do,
2344
01:33:01,710 --> 01:33:02,645
he won't take my phone calls.
2345
01:33:02,678 --> 01:33:05,080
So you can just kiss the
night hood goodbye and.
2346
01:33:05,113 --> 01:33:06,682
Lady Morton and all that.
2347
01:33:06,715 --> 01:33:07,616
So,
2348
01:33:07,650 --> 01:33:08,684
you have till five.
2349
01:33:08,717 --> 01:33:10,185
I hear you.
2350
01:33:10,218 --> 01:33:11,687
Okay good.
2351
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,689
Love you.
2352
01:33:13,722 --> 01:33:15,390
I love you too.
2353
01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:16,258
Bye.
2354
01:33:20,395 --> 01:33:21,997
You sack of shit.
2355
01:33:32,808 --> 01:33:33,742
Oh come and have a look.
2356
01:33:33,776 --> 01:33:36,044
The Rag has made their choice.
2357
01:33:36,078 --> 01:33:38,947
Have that ready to forward
to Morton should we need to.
2358
01:33:38,981 --> 01:33:40,382
Alright, darling.
2359
01:33:40,415 --> 01:33:43,018
Hang on there's
more coming through.
2360
01:33:43,051 --> 01:33:45,420
Palace for the
People, what's that?
2361
01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:47,322
Oh no it's their
Sunday campaign.
2362
01:33:47,355 --> 01:33:48,757
Why are you getting this?
2363
01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:50,726
A bunch of twats,
it was a mistake.
2364
01:33:50,759 --> 01:33:51,426
Pigs.
2365
01:33:51,459 --> 01:33:52,961
And there is more.
2366
01:33:54,797 --> 01:33:56,098
Camilla for Queen.
2367
01:33:57,733 --> 01:33:58,701
So ridiculous.
2368
01:34:00,435 --> 01:34:01,436
What about this?
2369
01:34:01,469 --> 01:34:02,304
It's MJ.
2370
01:34:03,271 --> 01:34:06,074
The lady's turn, she's
backing Morton 100%.
2371
01:34:06,108 --> 01:34:07,776
Print up another,
I need to read it.
2372
01:34:07,810 --> 01:34:09,778
Okie dokie.
2373
01:34:09,812 --> 01:34:13,015
Royal pardon
requested by the Rag.
2374
01:34:13,048 --> 01:34:15,350
Lea what are you
doing with photographs?
2375
01:34:15,383 --> 01:34:17,019
I'm hand carrying
the mail at the Gregavoss.
2376
01:34:17,052 --> 01:34:18,987
There you go.
2377
01:34:19,021 --> 01:34:20,455
So you're gonna be able
to get all of this done?
2378
01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:21,556
Yes.
2379
01:34:21,589 --> 01:34:23,391
Think they'll
get a jolly good reaction.
2380
01:34:23,425 --> 01:34:25,160
Felix, I've always
thought of you as a genius
2381
01:34:25,193 --> 01:34:27,162
and if it wasn't for
your personal habitat
2382
01:34:27,195 --> 01:34:28,430
I'd even offer you a job.
2383
01:34:29,497 --> 01:34:33,135
The Richard Rogers element
is inspired and the,
2384
01:34:33,168 --> 01:34:36,171
the peoples pool
is a master stroke.
2385
01:34:38,774 --> 01:34:41,109
So Peach what do you
think of Camilla for Queen?
2386
01:34:41,143 --> 01:34:44,479
I thought that was
truly a piece of wonder.
2387
01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,148
Great.
2388
01:34:46,181 --> 01:34:48,083
If you could collect
all that sarcasm dripping
2389
01:34:48,116 --> 01:34:50,452
from your voice you could
make a lake out of it.
2390
01:34:50,485 --> 01:34:53,088
You're so fabulous.
2391
01:34:55,758 --> 01:34:56,458
Hey.
2392
01:34:56,491 --> 01:34:58,093
It's me.
2393
01:34:58,126 --> 01:34:59,427
Hi.
2394
01:34:59,461 --> 01:35:01,063
I've got this other
idea of making her
2395
01:35:01,096 --> 01:35:04,432
government general of New
Zealand, what do you think?
2396
01:35:06,001 --> 01:35:07,402
That's right darling,
2397
01:35:07,435 --> 01:35:10,806
ship her out to the
colonies where she belong.
2398
01:35:10,839 --> 01:35:12,975
I thought MJ's piece - Peach.
2399
01:35:13,008 --> 01:35:13,809
- hand makes--
- Peach?
2400
01:35:13,842 --> 01:35:15,277
Yes?
2401
01:35:15,310 --> 01:35:18,246
Listen darling, I've been
thinking, it's half passed two,
2402
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:20,182
Friday afternoon
and I'm still here,
2403
01:35:20,215 --> 01:35:22,517
I don't think anything's
gonna happen I think we've,
2404
01:35:22,550 --> 01:35:24,252
just got so
2405
01:35:24,286 --> 01:35:28,056
stoned last night we
just went a bit mad.
2406
01:35:28,090 --> 01:35:29,091
Alright.
2407
01:35:29,124 --> 01:35:29,958
Yeah.
2408
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:34,496
It's ready to send.
2409
01:35:34,529 --> 01:35:35,931
Mhm.
2410
01:35:35,964 --> 01:35:38,533
It's ready to go.
2411
01:35:38,566 --> 01:35:39,768
Do it now.
2412
01:35:42,004 --> 01:35:42,838
Alright.
2413
01:35:46,909 --> 01:35:48,176
I'm sending it.
2414
01:35:49,878 --> 01:35:50,512
Right.
2415
01:35:52,915 --> 01:35:53,748
Now.
2416
01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:56,118
Love you.
2417
01:35:56,151 --> 01:35:57,752
I love you too.
2418
01:36:02,991 --> 01:36:04,559
Nothing's happened,
I'm still here,
2419
01:36:04,592 --> 01:36:07,863
I don't think anything
is gonna happen.
2420
01:36:20,175 --> 01:36:21,076
Okay, yeah.
2421
01:36:21,109 --> 01:36:22,444
Do whatever you need to do,
2422
01:36:22,477 --> 01:36:26,081
as long as you do
everything I need you to do.
2423
01:36:27,049 --> 01:36:28,851
I think we should just
2424
01:36:28,884 --> 01:36:29,852
stand it down.
2425
01:36:31,086 --> 01:36:34,857
Look, the truth is I fucked
his wife, she got pissed off.
2426
01:36:34,890 --> 01:36:36,391
Perfectly natural.
2427
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:39,895
You'll get me
organized, up and running.
2428
01:36:39,928 --> 01:36:40,595
Organize your stuff?
2429
01:36:40,628 --> 01:36:41,496
Yeah.
2430
01:36:41,529 --> 01:36:42,865
That's the bottom
and we've got to,
2431
01:36:42,898 --> 01:36:45,067
hang on, hang on a second.
2432
01:36:46,634 --> 01:36:49,137
Hang on a second, Alfred.
2433
01:36:49,171 --> 01:36:51,073
Ishgon, I'll call you back.
2434
01:36:51,106 --> 01:36:52,274
I'm gonna call you back.
2435
01:36:56,644 --> 01:36:57,612
You're getting cold feet.
2436
01:36:57,645 --> 01:36:59,948
Just like you always do,
you're becoming the old
2437
01:36:59,982 --> 01:37:01,549
wuss you've always been.
2438
01:37:01,583 --> 01:37:03,919
No I think we are
completely overreacting here.
2439
01:37:03,952 --> 01:37:07,455
Overreact? You haven't
even done anything yet,
2440
01:37:07,489 --> 01:37:09,224
I think you should send it.
2441
01:37:09,257 --> 01:37:10,525
Send it.
2442
01:37:10,558 --> 01:37:12,127
It is a great work.
2443
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:13,896
I think we should
send it anyway.
2444
01:37:13,929 --> 01:37:15,030
It deserves to sit.
2445
01:37:15,063 --> 01:37:17,299
You need to remain on top.
2446
01:37:17,332 --> 01:37:19,101
This is the way you're
gonna be the hero.
2447
01:37:19,134 --> 01:37:21,436
This is what we said last night.
2448
01:37:21,469 --> 01:37:23,005
I mean he's not
going to fire you.
2449
01:37:23,038 --> 01:37:24,339
He fucking
2450
01:37:24,372 --> 01:37:25,941
sacked me.
2451
01:37:25,974 --> 01:37:26,608
What?
2452
01:37:27,675 --> 01:37:30,278
Listen, he's fucking sacked me.
2453
01:37:30,312 --> 01:37:34,082
Send it to him now, just
fucking send it now.
2454
01:37:38,420 --> 01:37:39,922
He said send it.
2455
01:37:41,423 --> 01:37:42,991
I don't fucking believe this.
2456
01:38:28,003 --> 01:38:31,173
Debs you take all
the time you need.
2457
01:39:22,224 --> 01:39:23,225
Leave now?
2458
01:39:35,270 --> 01:39:36,104
Thank you.
2459
01:39:48,183 --> 01:39:50,118
If you keep a look out.
2460
01:39:51,353 --> 01:39:53,088
I'm gonna hide out
in the coffee doke.
2461
01:39:53,121 --> 01:39:54,189
Yeah he's gone.
2462
01:39:54,222 --> 01:39:55,023
What?
2463
01:39:55,057 --> 01:39:56,058
He's gone.
2464
01:39:56,091 --> 01:39:57,125
Just listen to this.
2465
01:40:01,696 --> 01:40:03,065
She's a bitch.
2466
01:40:07,269 --> 01:40:09,104
This has got a
Fleet Street thing
2467
01:40:09,137 --> 01:40:12,040
when the editor gets sacked.
2468
01:40:12,074 --> 01:40:13,175
They pound.
2469
01:40:15,143 --> 01:40:16,144
Unbelievable.
2470
01:40:16,178 --> 01:40:17,112
Jesus Christ.
2471
01:40:17,145 --> 01:40:18,680
She is a witch.
2472
01:40:27,189 --> 01:40:28,823
Are you sure you
wanna go through with this?
2473
01:40:28,856 --> 01:40:30,092
Send it.
2474
01:40:30,125 --> 01:40:32,160
Keep it in the Family, yeah?
2475
01:40:32,194 --> 01:40:33,061
Come on.
2476
01:40:33,095 --> 01:40:34,129
Insert.
2477
01:40:34,162 --> 01:40:34,796
Okay.
2478
01:40:36,131 --> 01:40:37,599
Going.
2479
01:40:37,632 --> 01:40:38,466
Now.
2480
01:40:42,237 --> 01:40:45,673
Going, going, going,
going, going, going.
2481
01:40:48,176 --> 01:40:48,810
Gone.
2482
01:40:50,112 --> 01:40:51,113
Excellent.
2483
01:41:30,185 --> 01:41:30,885
- Lea?
- Yeah?
2484
01:41:30,918 --> 01:41:32,387
Just put everything of Eddy's
2485
01:41:32,420 --> 01:41:35,157
quickly into a
box, mark it Eddy.
2486
01:41:44,932 --> 01:41:46,134
Alright.
2487
01:41:46,168 --> 01:41:46,768
Hi, sir.
2488
01:41:46,801 --> 01:41:48,470
Get me the editor.
2489
01:41:49,571 --> 01:41:51,206
The editor, yeah.
2490
01:41:51,239 --> 01:41:52,140
One moment.
2491
01:41:55,543 --> 01:41:56,411
Hello?
2492
01:41:56,444 --> 01:41:57,379
Hi, MJ,
2493
01:41:57,412 --> 01:41:58,480
the chief, you have fath,
2494
01:41:58,513 --> 01:42:00,848
husband is on the phone.
2495
01:42:00,882 --> 01:42:01,683
Put him through please.
2496
01:42:01,716 --> 01:42:02,884
Okay.
2497
01:42:04,352 --> 01:42:06,188
Hello, darling.
2498
01:42:06,221 --> 01:42:07,455
Who is this?
2499
01:42:07,489 --> 01:42:08,723
What do, it's me.
2500
01:42:08,756 --> 01:42:11,193
MJ, what, no I'm
looking for Eddy.
2501
01:42:11,226 --> 01:42:12,394
MJ's on the phone.
2502
01:42:12,427 --> 01:42:13,328
Quite over thing.
2503
01:42:13,361 --> 01:42:15,897
Do you reckon that was him?
2504
01:42:18,300 --> 01:42:18,900
Hello?
2505
01:42:18,933 --> 01:42:20,168
Just put the
2506
01:42:20,202 --> 01:42:22,237
chief through to MJ.
2507
01:42:22,270 --> 01:42:22,937
Well then,
2508
01:42:22,970 --> 01:42:24,439
thanks.
2509
01:42:24,472 --> 01:42:26,274
Chiefs on the line.
2510
01:42:29,511 --> 01:42:30,778
Hello, Tulloch.
2511
01:42:30,812 --> 01:42:32,380
Chief's on the line.
2512
01:42:32,414 --> 01:42:34,482
He's on the line, okay.
2513
01:42:37,219 --> 01:42:39,153
I think she's cool.
2514
01:42:41,223 --> 01:42:42,657
MJ get home right now.
2515
01:42:42,690 --> 01:42:43,491
What?
2516
01:42:43,525 --> 01:42:44,326
I need Eddy.
2517
01:42:44,359 --> 01:42:45,260
What do you mean?
2518
01:42:45,293 --> 01:42:46,394
Find me fucking Eddy now.
2519
01:42:46,428 --> 01:42:47,562
I need him.
2520
01:42:47,595 --> 01:42:48,496
No I don't underst--
2521
01:42:48,530 --> 01:42:49,564
- I'll see you later.
2522
01:42:49,597 --> 01:42:50,432
Yes.
2523
01:42:56,671 --> 01:42:59,741
Getting in a little
bit of a twist now.
2524
01:42:59,774 --> 01:43:00,642
Lea stop.
2525
01:43:01,543 --> 01:43:02,344
She's coming, she's coming.
2526
01:43:02,377 --> 01:43:04,178
What's she doing?
2527
01:43:05,747 --> 01:43:06,681
Just
2528
01:43:06,714 --> 01:43:08,216
stop.
2529
01:43:08,250 --> 01:43:09,484
Where's Morph?
2530
01:43:09,517 --> 01:43:10,485
He's waiting for
you in reception.
2531
01:43:10,518 --> 01:43:11,386
Thank you.
2532
01:43:11,419 --> 01:43:12,287
Can I go home?
2533
01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:13,255
Yes, go home.
2534
01:43:13,288 --> 01:43:14,356
Eddy, she's coming.
2535
01:43:14,389 --> 01:43:16,891
Get back in, she's coming out.
2536
01:43:27,802 --> 01:43:29,504
You alright doll? I'll shop it.
2537
01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:31,773
No not shopping.
2538
01:43:31,806 --> 01:43:32,874
Morph?
2539
01:43:32,907 --> 01:43:34,476
Morph?
2540
01:43:34,509 --> 01:43:35,643
Will you come upstairs with me?
2541
01:43:35,677 --> 01:43:36,578
Yeah, yeah.
2542
01:43:36,611 --> 01:43:37,579
She's going, she's going.
2543
01:43:37,612 --> 01:43:40,948
Thank God, thank God, thank God.
2544
01:43:47,355 --> 01:43:48,623
It's Richard.
2545
01:43:49,524 --> 01:43:50,592
It's Richard.
2546
01:43:51,659 --> 01:43:53,928
That's it, he's calling.
2547
01:43:53,961 --> 01:43:54,896
Should I answer it?
2548
01:43:56,298 --> 01:43:57,265
No, make him beg.
2549
01:43:57,299 --> 01:43:58,500
Yeah?
2550
01:43:58,533 --> 01:44:00,335
Fucking brilliant.
2551
01:44:00,368 --> 01:44:01,336
Let him stew.
2552
01:44:12,314 --> 01:44:13,748
Uh, Debs?
2553
01:44:13,781 --> 01:44:15,317
Yeah?
2554
01:44:15,350 --> 01:44:16,518
No, leave it for a bit.
2555
01:44:16,551 --> 01:44:18,420
Debs come with me.
2556
01:44:20,788 --> 01:44:21,656
If
2557
01:44:21,689 --> 01:44:22,924
Richard um,
2558
01:44:22,957 --> 01:44:23,891
calls.
2559
01:44:23,925 --> 01:44:25,059
Don't put him through.
2560
01:44:25,092 --> 01:44:26,628
What do I do?
2561
01:44:26,661 --> 01:44:28,262
You let him stew.
2562
01:44:29,631 --> 01:44:30,798
Yeah.
2563
01:44:31,766 --> 01:44:33,701
How long for?
2564
01:44:42,109 --> 01:44:44,979
I mean he can't shout at
me like I'm a small child.
2565
01:44:45,012 --> 01:44:45,880
This for me?
2566
01:44:45,913 --> 01:44:46,948
It is for you.
2567
01:44:46,981 --> 01:44:47,882
What is it?
2568
01:44:47,915 --> 01:44:50,552
Bit of drown to calm you down.
2569
01:44:56,591 --> 01:44:58,693
It'll take away the
little bit of pain.
2570
01:44:58,726 --> 01:45:00,328
Oh Jesus.
2571
01:45:00,362 --> 01:45:02,430
That is life.
2572
01:45:11,673 --> 01:45:13,708
Eddy, thank God.
2573
01:45:13,741 --> 01:45:16,010
Hello Richard, how are ya?
2574
01:45:16,043 --> 01:45:18,112
I'm gonna call him.
2575
01:45:18,145 --> 01:45:19,814
Then I'm gonna say
2576
01:45:19,847 --> 01:45:22,016
you choose wife or editor.
2577
01:45:25,620 --> 01:45:27,722
He can't treat me like that.
2578
01:45:27,755 --> 01:45:29,090
Be quiet now, k?
2579
01:45:29,123 --> 01:45:31,826
Putting him on the speaker.
2580
01:45:31,859 --> 01:45:34,862
Are you near your screen?
2581
01:45:34,896 --> 01:45:35,897
I am yeah.
2582
01:45:37,499 --> 01:45:39,401
I'm looking at it as we speak.
2583
01:45:39,434 --> 01:45:43,371
I put it on mute, you
can talk, you can talk.
2584
01:45:46,474 --> 01:45:48,042
What am I gonna do?
2585
01:45:52,046 --> 01:45:53,581
Well.
2586
01:45:53,615 --> 01:45:56,618
You know the rules,
you made em' up.
2587
01:45:57,719 --> 01:45:58,720
Remind me.
2588
01:46:00,788 --> 01:46:02,390
If it's
2589
01:46:02,424 --> 01:46:03,057
well,
2590
01:46:04,125 --> 01:46:05,259
well it is false you
2591
01:46:05,292 --> 01:46:09,464
tell em' to print they'd be
damned they seem hardcore.
2592
01:46:11,198 --> 01:46:12,400
And then um.
2593
01:46:13,067 --> 01:46:14,068
Holy shit.
2594
01:46:16,037 --> 01:46:18,139
Then get our lawyers
to remark and you've got
2595
01:46:18,172 --> 01:46:20,642
very very deep pockets.
2596
01:46:20,675 --> 01:46:22,109
What's happened?
2597
01:46:22,143 --> 01:46:24,479
Well they've got a picture
of me and Richard's first wife.
2598
01:46:24,512 --> 01:46:25,713
It's you in the paper?
2599
01:46:25,747 --> 01:46:26,648
And they're saying that
2600
01:46:26,681 --> 01:46:27,982
like I married my
2601
01:46:28,015 --> 01:46:28,850
father.
2602
01:46:30,485 --> 01:46:31,953
Such a load of crap.
2603
01:46:34,188 --> 01:46:36,190
If it's true?
2604
01:46:36,223 --> 01:46:39,427
Well if it's true then you uh,
2605
01:46:39,461 --> 01:46:40,428
still tell em' to print or be
2606
01:46:40,462 --> 01:46:42,830
damned to be presumed hardcore.
2607
01:46:44,098 --> 01:46:44,932
Oh.
2608
01:46:46,033 --> 01:46:47,635
Look at that, look.
2609
01:46:49,236 --> 01:46:51,005
And then remind their
editor that we know
2610
01:46:51,038 --> 01:46:53,575
where the bodies are buried.
2611
01:46:57,645 --> 01:46:58,846
It's gonna destroy him,
2612
01:46:58,880 --> 01:47:01,483
it's gonna try to
show his strain.
2613
01:47:06,954 --> 01:47:08,189
No, they can't get away with it.
2614
01:47:08,222 --> 01:47:09,724
It'll never go to print.
2615
01:47:09,757 --> 01:47:10,592
Never.
2616
01:47:15,129 --> 01:47:16,664
Richard are you still there?
2617
01:47:24,739 --> 01:47:27,909
Better start looking
for the bodies.
2618
01:51:07,862 --> 01:51:08,696
Richard.
2619
01:52:49,864 --> 01:52:51,432
Just get rid of that.
2620
01:52:51,465 --> 01:52:52,967
Alright.
2621
01:52:53,000 --> 01:52:54,836
How are ya gorgeous?
2622
01:52:55,870 --> 01:52:56,537
Eddy,
2623
01:52:56,570 --> 01:52:58,272
how you doing?
2624
01:52:58,305 --> 01:52:59,540
Eddy, Morph's pictures are
singing off the wire man,
2625
01:52:59,573 --> 01:53:00,574
you gotta hold the pictures.
2626
01:53:00,607 --> 01:53:01,876
Bring him into the board room.
2627
01:53:01,909 --> 01:53:03,444
Seven quick decisions.
2628
01:53:03,477 --> 01:53:04,511
Just get rid of that.
2629
01:53:04,545 --> 01:53:05,947
I'm gonna run it by
you, tell em' what you're
2630
01:53:05,980 --> 01:53:07,148
gonna run or how much.
2631
01:53:07,181 --> 01:53:08,983
Eddy I have a dozen
red rails staking
2632
01:53:09,016 --> 01:53:10,284
out my family home
in Tuflin Park.
2633
01:53:10,317 --> 01:53:11,352
What you know they'll call you.
2634
01:53:11,385 --> 01:53:13,855
Eddy the independent
are after you for comment.
2635
01:53:13,888 --> 01:53:16,590
Okay we are a fortress,
don't say anything.
2636
01:53:16,623 --> 01:53:17,859
No time.
2637
01:53:18,960 --> 01:53:20,928
Write me a messages.
2638
01:53:20,962 --> 01:53:22,063
Okay well just give
me a minute, okay?
2639
01:53:22,096 --> 01:53:23,264
Okay.
2640
01:54:52,153 --> 01:54:53,054
Good morning all.
2641
01:54:53,087 --> 01:54:54,488
Good morning, Eddy.
2642
01:54:54,521 --> 01:54:55,456
Do we still have an editor?
2643
01:54:55,489 --> 01:54:58,292
I'm still your editor,
I'm back in business.
2644
01:54:58,325 --> 01:54:59,393
Alright now listen here,
2645
01:54:59,426 --> 01:55:01,195
I've had a chat with Richard and
2646
01:55:01,228 --> 01:55:02,997
I've told him to stay
in his penthouse,
2647
01:55:03,030 --> 01:55:05,066
don't open the curtains,
don't pick up the telephone.
2648
01:55:05,099 --> 01:55:06,267
That's the least you could do.
2649
01:55:06,300 --> 01:55:08,169
Neither lie or deny,
say nothing, okay?
2650
01:55:08,202 --> 01:55:10,404
The only statements on
this story are gonna
2651
01:55:10,437 --> 01:55:12,473
come out of this room.
2652
01:55:15,309 --> 01:55:17,945
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, one at a time,
2653
01:55:17,979 --> 01:55:19,113
what is it you
wanna know? Come on.
2654
01:55:19,146 --> 01:55:21,949
Did he know that he was
married to his own daughter?
2655
01:55:21,983 --> 01:55:24,085
Come on, we all know he knew.
2656
01:55:24,118 --> 01:55:26,687
No he didn't know, he didn't.
2657
01:55:26,720 --> 01:55:29,056
Have you all seen any of
the papers over the weekend?
2658
01:55:29,090 --> 01:55:31,325
He was shagging his own
daughter for 20 years.
2659
01:55:31,358 --> 01:55:32,593
This is true of course,
I tell you the truth,
2660
01:55:32,626 --> 01:55:34,695
the story is okay, if
you just let me speak.
2661
01:55:34,728 --> 01:55:37,664
Did he know that he was
married to his own daughter?
2662
01:55:37,698 --> 01:55:41,368
Of course he knew
he was married.
2663
01:55:41,402 --> 01:55:43,270
He's always known.
2664
01:55:43,304 --> 01:55:45,006
Well when he met her.
2665
01:55:45,039 --> 01:55:47,474
First time he shagged her, did
he know she was his daughter?
2666
01:55:47,508 --> 01:55:49,043
If I could get
inside your mug you
2667
01:55:49,076 --> 01:55:50,978
have fucking good clean.
2668
01:55:51,012 --> 01:55:53,680
That's the first thing
I do of coursing you.
2669
01:55:53,714 --> 01:55:55,516
Let me just tell
you the story, okay?
2670
01:55:55,549 --> 01:55:57,718
Him and his first wife
had an illegitimate child
2671
01:55:57,751 --> 01:55:59,320
before they were married.
2672
01:55:59,353 --> 01:56:02,289
Child was taken to
America, brought up there.
2673
01:56:02,323 --> 01:56:03,590
She came back, they got married,
2674
01:56:03,624 --> 01:56:06,727
he inherited a huge vast
global media corporation
2675
01:56:06,760 --> 01:56:07,628
which we all know.
2676
01:56:07,661 --> 01:56:08,762
Yes, yes, yes.
2677
01:56:08,795 --> 01:56:11,365
When she grew up out of
either curiosity or guilt
2678
01:56:11,398 --> 01:56:12,733
he wanted to find
her, he found her,
2679
01:56:12,766 --> 01:56:14,635
fell in love with her.
2680
01:56:14,668 --> 01:56:16,303
He fell in love
with her and they
2681
01:56:16,337 --> 01:56:18,039
didn't want that to happen.
2682
01:56:18,072 --> 01:56:20,374
He fell in love with somebody
who's completely inappropriate
2683
01:56:20,407 --> 01:56:23,510
he can't dictate
what's in your heart.
2684
01:56:23,544 --> 01:56:27,214
Our take on this,
our spin on this,
2685
01:56:27,248 --> 01:56:30,584
is to take the yolk
of victimhood off MJ
2686
01:56:33,154 --> 01:56:35,789
and put it on to Richard Morton.
2687
01:56:35,822 --> 01:56:37,791
We do this by saying,
2688
01:56:37,824 --> 01:56:40,227
not only has this man
2689
01:56:40,261 --> 01:56:43,764
lost a wife whom
he loved very much.
2690
01:56:43,797 --> 01:56:46,200
He has also lost a daughter
whom he loved very much indeed.
2691
01:56:46,233 --> 01:56:48,335
This is a double tragedy.
2692
01:56:49,536 --> 01:56:52,673
And this is what we
are gonna focus on.
2693
01:56:52,706 --> 01:56:55,309
With all our attention.
2694
01:56:55,342 --> 01:56:58,779
Every other paper is out
there trying to knock Richard
2695
01:56:58,812 --> 01:57:01,048
by saying he's a dirty
prem of a father,
2696
01:57:01,082 --> 01:57:02,283
we cannot justice that fact.
2697
01:57:02,316 --> 01:57:04,585
We build up the
sympathy for Morton.
2698
01:57:04,618 --> 01:57:06,053
We talked about
the loss of a wife,
2699
01:57:06,087 --> 01:57:06,987
we talk about the
loss of a daughter,
2700
01:57:07,020 --> 01:57:10,391
we try of course to
keep the two ideas apart
2701
01:57:10,424 --> 01:57:11,325
as much as possible.
2702
01:57:11,358 --> 01:57:12,826
But the truth about all this,
2703
01:57:12,859 --> 01:57:15,062
we are not gonna print so
it's absolutely irrelevant.
2704
01:57:15,096 --> 01:57:16,263
Exactly.
2705
01:57:16,297 --> 01:57:18,232
We're gonna lead
with an obit tomorrow.
2706
01:57:18,265 --> 01:57:20,367
Richard sent the pictures
down, I'll give them to you.
2707
01:57:20,401 --> 01:57:23,137
Are we talking about
a black bandit obit?
2708
01:57:23,170 --> 01:57:25,072
He sent some photographs
which I think you got.
2709
01:57:25,106 --> 01:57:26,006
Yep.
2710
01:57:26,039 --> 01:57:27,408
These are the photographs that
2711
01:57:27,441 --> 01:57:28,542
Richard wants put out.
2712
01:57:28,575 --> 01:57:29,476
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2713
01:57:29,510 --> 01:57:31,312
Very nice one of MJ.
2714
01:57:31,345 --> 01:57:32,679
What are these?
2715
01:57:32,713 --> 01:57:34,215
These are the
photographs taken by Morph
2716
01:57:34,248 --> 01:57:35,316
when her body was discovered.
2717
01:57:35,349 --> 01:57:37,418
Oh for fuck sake.
2718
01:57:37,451 --> 01:57:38,685
Jesus Christ.
2719
01:57:38,719 --> 01:57:39,853
She's went and
had her lips thundered.
2720
01:57:39,886 --> 01:57:40,821
I know it's a
lovely short this is.
2721
01:57:40,854 --> 01:57:43,157
Really, it's a really
lovely short, yeah.
2722
01:57:43,190 --> 01:57:44,291
That's your front page.
2723
01:57:44,325 --> 01:57:45,759
That's very powerful you know.
2724
01:57:45,792 --> 01:57:47,294
She looks
better dead doesn't she?
2725
01:57:47,328 --> 01:57:48,229
You know he managed to get that
2726
01:57:48,262 --> 01:57:49,463
sort of sleep death thing.
2727
01:57:49,496 --> 01:57:50,664
Okay so now.
2728
01:57:52,333 --> 01:57:53,567
We have a paper to run.
2729
01:57:53,600 --> 01:57:55,769
Come on, who are we
gonna get this week?
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