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PRECAUTIONS AGAINST FANATICS

You see me standing here, of my own accord,

without the race organisers knowing.

I would like to protect the horses from fanatics.

My hands don't look as if they're up to the task,

but when I have to, I can do it.

I've been instructed to stand here,

because this spot is one of the most important ones in this race.

That's also the reason why these fences are there.

These fences are actually the most important thing.

Sometimes people get so enthusiastic here

that they jump over the fences.

So the fences must be protected

because, after all, horses are only human.

Horses in particular can get very nervous,

and because I have a certain height,

they have posted me here so that I can really defend this position.

- And I shall do my very best. - You have to leave now.

- No. Why? This is very important. - Go away!

- If people go crazy … - You have to leave. No, no, no.

- … then we'll have a real situation here. - You have to leave!

I think that I ought to stay here, and he agrees.

- I shall stay here. - Go away!

If there is a precarious situation during the race,

- … it'll get very dangerous. - You have to leave.

Well, I train the horses, you see?

That's a tree, and this is a horse,

and I do this in a very simple way.

I lead the horse around the tree for 36 hours.

I obviously have to change horses once in a while,

because they wouldn't last, would they?

Very simple. Like this, for example.

He has to go away.

He has to leave. He has to leave.

What's he doing here? He has to go.

What's he doing here? He has to go.

He's not listening. I want him to leave.

He has to leave. Go away!

Go away!

- That was only the beginning, you see? - Go!

Go away. Go away.

I'm the only one here who knows anything at all about horses,

because I've been coming to the racecourse for so long.

I've been coming here for several years.

The others have to leave as they don't know the first thing about horses.

They want to see the horses

and do all this stuff.

You can see how well I handle horses.

I know how to handle them,

because I grew up with them as a young boy.

You can see that, can't you? The others know nothing about horses,

because they're not from around here.

So they have to go away,

because they don't know anything about horses.

You see me standing here.

The race organisers barely know about this.

I'm here to protect the horses from fanatics.

I am.

But as you can see, my hands are hardly up to this task.

But you have to be tough with stones.

I'm very gentle with animals,

but tough with stones.

He has to leave. He breaks everything.

- And the fanatics … - We can't have this. He has to go.

- The animals … - He has to go. He has to leave.

- I'm so gentle with animals. - He has to go.

He has to go away.

- The fanatics come to the animals. - He has to leave.

He has to leave. He has to go away.

He has to go.

- He breaks everything. - That's not on.

- He'll drive the horses crazy. - The fanatics come to the animals.

- I must protect the animals. - He has to leave.

He has to leave. He breaks everything.

- I have to protect them from the fanatics. - He has to leave.

- We can't have that. - Yes, he has to leave.

- The dear little animals. - He has to go.

- I'm gentle with animals. - He has to leave.

- He has to leave. He has to go. - I'm so gentle with animals.

- He has to go. He breaks everything. - Fanatics. I must protect them.

He breaks everything.

He has to leave.

- He has to go, he breaks everything. - I must protect them from the fanatics.

He has to leave. He has to go.

I deal with the doping around here. They want me to leave,

but no one's going to kick me out, not even him.

People say doping is dishonest. but look at my chest, I'm an honest man.

I won't let anyone kick me out. Stand still.

Have you ever seen such an honest man as myself, with such a chest?

A naked man with a chest like mine can't be dishonest.

Doping is doping. I'll persist in my opinion.

Know how I do it?

Before every race, he eats three pounds of garlic,

and then he gallops off like greased lighting.

With strength, get it?

- He has to go. - I won't let you kick me out.

Doping is doping. I won't let anyone kick me out, all right?

A man with a chest like mine must be honest.

- Go away. - If the horse doesn't listen …

- Good boy. - You have to go away!

We don't want you here.

He has to leave. He has to go.

- I won't let him kick me out. - I'm staying! I'm not going!

I'm staying put! Stop it!

- A man with such a chest won't leave. - He has to go.

You won't kick me out. Just so you know, the doping continues with garlic!

Here I stand, I cannot do otherwise.

There's a horse here and a wall over there,

and there's the ground, so you must be able to see me.

And this is my hand, look.

I'm making a fist.

You must see me, don't you?

And this fist is connected to me.

That's why you must see me. If you see it, you can see me.

And the fist is connected to the body

through bones, sinews, muscles, veins etc.

And if I make a fist like this,

these white bits that stick out are the knuckles.

And when this bud opens, the knuckles go down.

Let me tell you me something, always punch them hard.

Have you ever cried blood or tried sleeping in the cemetery?

Have you ever seen Jerusalem?

Has anyone ever punched you so hard in the mug

that your teeth marched out of your arsehole in a double column?

Yes. Always punch them hard. Come here.

Stick a coin between your bum cheeks and press them so hard together

that the coin loses its minting.

Always punch them hard. Knock off their head.

That's the only way you can make your presence felt.

Now I'm here.

Before, I was at the racecourse,

but they've expelled me from there.

Now I'm here to protect the flamingos from fanatics.

That's not really necessary,

because all the visitors here are quite harmless.

Also, there's deep water and barbed wire here.

So it's not really necessary.

Shit.

Also …

I'll probably still manage to keep fanatics

from bleaching the flamingos. I mean reaching the flamingos.

You can see me, can't you? You must be able to see me.

I'm down here.

You can see me, can't you?

You know that I'm very knowledgeable about these things.

You can see me, can't you?

You must be able to see me.

If you're there,

you must be able to make me out.

You must be able to see me.

I've been here for so long.