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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:19,720 WE HAVE WITH US TODAY A MAN WHO IS SO MUCH A PART OF THE CULTURE... 2 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,689 THAT HE SCARCELY NEEDS AN INTRODUCTION. 3 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,691 POOTIE TANG. GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE WITH US. 4 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:27,295 - SEPATOWN. - POOTIE TANG, YOU'VE HAD INCREDIBLE SUCCESS, 5 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,397 AND YOU'VE HAD IT IN A VARIETY OF FIELDS-- 6 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:33,601 MUSIC, FILMS, MARTIAL ARTS, POTTERY. 7 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:37,238 - HOW DO YOU DO IT ? WHAT MAKES YOU TICK ? - WELL, BOB, I'M A PONE TONI. 8 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:39,807 GOT MY DILLIES ON A PEPPATAIN. I HEAR THAT. 9 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:45,446 NOW, POOTIE, A LOT OF YOUNG ARTISTS, REALLY, SAY THAT YOU ARE THEIR INSPIRATION. 10 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:49,717 WELL, I CAN'T SAY THE NAY-NO, MY BROTHER. WA-DA-TAH. 11 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,420 I UNDERSTAND, THOUGH, YOU GOT A NEW MOVIE COMING OUT, IS THAT RIGHT ? 12 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:56,757 YEAH. YES, IT'S CALLED SINE YOUR PITTY ON THE RUNNY KINE. 13 00:00:56,790 --> 00:01:00,794 - WOW. AND WHO'S IN IT BESIDES YOURSELF ? - OH, WELL, THERE'S TRUCKY, 14 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,631 UH, BAD BITTY, DIRTY DEE, 15 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,100 LACEY, J.B., UH, 16 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:10,271 BIGGIE SHORTY AND ROBERT VAUGHN. 17 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,606 YOU HAVE A CLIP YOU'D LIKE TO SHOW US ? YEAH, BABY. 18 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,143 ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK THEN AT THIS CLIP... 19 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:21,615 FROM POOTIE TANG'S NEW MOVIE, SINE YOUR PITTY ON THE RUNNY KINE. 20 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,658 [ Man Narrating ] IT WAS THE YEAR 2001. 21 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:36,530 IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES. IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES. 22 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:40,168 THE BIG CITY WAS THRIVING, BUT THE INNER CITY WAS DYING. 23 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:42,336 WHO WAS KILLING IT ? 24 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:46,274 THIS MAN. DICK LECTER. 25 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,776 THE HEAD OF CORPORATE AMERICA. 26 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,411 BUT THE PEOPLE HAD HOPE... 27 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,614 BECAUSE THEY KNEW THAT THERE WAS ONE MAN WHO COULD FIGHT THE POWER. 28 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:56,650 ONE MAN WHO COULD STOP THE MADNESS. 29 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:59,720 ONE MAN WHO COULD BEAT DICK LECTER LIKE THE L.A.P.D. 30 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:06,594 AND THAT MAN-- THAT MAN WAS POOTIE TANG. 31 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:12,833 SEE THAT GUY ? THAT'S BAD BITTY. 32 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,936 THE BADDEST DRUG DEALER IN TOWN. 33 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,672 HEY, BAD BITTY, HERE COMES DIRTY DEE. 34 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:22,576 * LOW-DOWN AND DIRTY BOY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 'BOUT * 35 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,678 DIRTY BASTARD ! * STAY OUT MY WAY 36 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:27,348 * AND KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH * 37 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:31,652 [ Narrator ] THAT'S DIRTY DEE, THE DIRTIEST DUDE AROUND. 38 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:35,256 HE HANDLES ALL OF CORPORATE AMERICA'S DIRTY WORK. 39 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:38,526 * BELIEVE ME YOU RECEIVIN' SOME BODILY HARM ** 40 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:43,864 NEXT TO DIRTY DEE, THAT'S FROGGY, THE ENFORCER. 41 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:47,835 YO, BAD BITTY ! HOW YOU BE ? 42 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:51,905 I'M BAD, DIRTY DEE. YOU'RE STILL DIRTY, I CAN SEE. 43 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:54,375 LET'S DEAL, BABY. 44 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:58,446 - YOU GOT YOURS ? - FROGGY. 45 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:05,185 IT'S DIRTY MONEY. YOU GOT YOURS ? 46 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:06,987 RIGHT ! 47 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,990 BUT HOW DO I KNOW IF THEY ANY GOOD ? 48 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,227 LET'S TEST 'EM OUT. 49 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,829 HEY, KID ! COME OVER HERE ! 50 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:19,433 [ Narrator ] THAT'S KID, THE DUMBEST KID IN TOWN. 51 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:22,736 WHAT YOU WANT, MISTER ? HERE. HAVE SOME OF THIS. 52 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,872 IS IT CANDY ? TOLD YOU. 53 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:31,011 YEAH. IT'S THE KIND OF CANDY THAT YOU SMOKE OUT OF A PIPE. 54 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,581 [ All Laughing ] 55 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:36,617 PIPE CANDY. 56 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,290 POOTIE TANG ! 57 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,459 * COME ON * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 58 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,628 * POOTIE TANG, BABY * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 59 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:51,599 * MOTOWN, BABY * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 60 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,868 * LITTLE J, Y'ALL * 61 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,340 - CAPACHOW. - YEA ! POOTIE TANG. 62 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:04,278 DIRTY DEE, YOU A BADDY DADDY LAMATAI TEBBY CHAI. 63 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,046 GET THAT POOTIE ! 64 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,048 * MAKE 'EM SAY UGH 65 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,318 * NA-NA, NA-NA 66 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:13,754 * NA-NA, NA-NA SAY UGH, UGH, UGH * 67 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,756 * UGH, UGH, UGH 68 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,791 * MAKE 'EM SAY UGH 69 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:20,494 * UGH, UGH, UGH NA-NA, NA-NA * 70 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:24,632 * NA-NA, NA-NA MAKE 'EM SAY UGH, UGH * 71 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,367 * MAKE 'EM GO UGH, UGH 72 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,869 * NA-NA, NA-NA 73 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:33,474 ** [ Continues ] 74 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,855 THAT'S A CANAPAN, ALL THE WAY DOWN. 75 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,424 YOU MOTHER-- 76 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,900 - [ Groans ] - SHUT UP, BITCH ! 77 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:05,539 OW ! OW ! OKAY, I QUIT. [ Sobbing ] 78 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,542 MY FACE ! 79 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:13,080 [ Laughing ] RUN, POOTIE ! RUN ! 80 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,919 [ Dirty Dee ] AW, HELL ! 81 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,954 COME ON ! 82 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:25,058 GET OUT ! GET OUT ! GET OUT ! OUT ! 83 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,832 HIYA, POOTIE TANG. 84 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,435 [ Laughs ] YEAH. 85 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,704 NO CAR WASH. 86 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:43,711 NO SOAP ! NO SOAP ! NO ! NO ! 87 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,825 SA DA TAY. 88 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,861 * HEY, HEY 89 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,396 * HEY 90 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:06,867 * HEY, HEY, HEY 91 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,736 * HEY, HEY-HEY 92 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,739 * HE'S GOT IT ALL HE'S ON THE MONEY * 93 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,742 * AND HE'S MAINTAINED HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS * 94 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:17,878 * HE'S GOT IT ALL HE'LL SINE YOUR PITTY * 95 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,814 * AND IT'S NO THANG HE'S THAT POOTIE TANG * 96 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:23,751 * SOMEBODY'S ON THE FLOOR 97 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,720 * IT'S ANOTHER SMOOTH-TALKIN' BROTHER * 98 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:29,056 * EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' AT HIM 99 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:32,626 * AS HE PUTS HIS TIE DOWN THE LADIES ON THE DANCE FLOOR * 100 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:35,629 * HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD WRAPPED AROUND HIS FINGER * 101 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:38,832 * A ONE-WOMAN MAN AND YOU KNOW HE UNDERSTANDS * 102 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,769 * CASANOVA WITH A FANCY CAR 103 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:44,772 * YOU CAN TELL HE'S GONNA GO ALL NIGHT * 104 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,908 * HE'S GOT IT ALL HE'S ON THE MONEY * 105 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,778 * AND HE'S MAINTAINED HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS * 106 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,647 * HE'S GOT IT ALL HE'LL SINE YOUR PITTY * 107 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:57,918 * AND IT'S NO THANG HE'S THAT POOTIE TANG * 108 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,286 * HE'S HIP TO THE CORE 109 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:04,091 * GOT A BELT BUCKLE LOCKET YOU KNOW WHERE HE GOT IT * 110 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,527 * HE'S A PLAYER BY TRADE 111 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,930 * AND YOU CAN SEE HIM ON THE CORNER DOING BUSINESS ON HIS TIPPI TAI * 112 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:13,601 * [ Continues, Indistinct ] 113 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,469 * HE'S THE C.E.O. OF HIS OWN WORLD * 114 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,971 * HE COMMANDS R-E-S-P-E-C-T 115 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:21,842 * AND YOU KNOW HE'S GOOD TO GO ALL NIGHT * 116 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,144 * HE'S GOT IT ALL HE'S ON THE MONEY * 117 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,480 * AND HE'S MAINTAINED 118 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:29,617 * HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS HE'S GOT IT ALL * 119 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,720 * HE'LL SINE YOUR PITTY AND IT'S NO THANG * 120 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:33,821 * HE'S THAT POOTIE TANG 121 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,690 * [ Continues, Indistinct ] 122 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:39,727 * TURNIN' HEADS CAN'T LET 'EM TAKE YA * 123 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,696 * POOTIE BE PACKIN' CRYS AND LADIES BE PAYIN' PAPER * 124 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:45,566 * LET ME SEE YOU DO YOUR THING * 125 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:49,570 ** [ Continues, Indistinct ] 126 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,839 * TURNIN' HEADS CAN'T LET 'EM TAKE YA * 127 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,842 * POOTIE BE PACKIN' CRYS AND LADIES BE PAYIN' PAPER * 128 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,745 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 129 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,147 * HE'S GOT IT ALL HE'S ON THE MONEY * 130 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:03,684 * AND HE'S MAINTAINED HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS * 131 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,520 * HE'S GOT IT ALL HE'LL SINE YOUR PITTY * 132 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:12,593 * AND IT'S NO THANG HE'S THAT POOTIE TANG ** 133 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:17,731 [ Narrator ] POOTIE TANG WAS BORN IN A SMALL TOWN OUTSIDE OF GARY, INDIANA. 134 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:21,034 AND THAT TOWN WAS CALLED CHICAGO. 135 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,703 AS HE GREW, 136 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:26,874 EVERYONE NOTICED SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT THE WAY POOTIE WOULD TALK. 137 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:30,878 IT BAFFLED EVERYONE-- DOCTORS, SCIENTISTS. 138 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,780 LET ME BREAK IT DOWN TO YOU LIKE THIS. 139 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:37,017 POOTIE TANG IS, WAS AND WILL ALWAYS BE... 140 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,053 TOO COOL FOR WORDS. 141 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:45,759 [ Kid ] HI, POOTIE ! POOTIE TANG WAS THE MOST POPULAR KID IN TOWN. 142 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:48,028 WE DIDN'T ALWAYS KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING, 143 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,130 BUT WE ALWAYS KNEW WHAT HE MEANT. 144 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:53,934 LIKE I KNEW I WAS HIS BEST FRIEND. THAT'S ME. TRUST ME. 145 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:57,037 YEAH, HE HAD A SPECIAL EFFECT ON PEOPLE, 146 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,039 ESPECIALLY ON THE LADIES. 147 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,775 NOT GIRLS. GROWN-ASS WOMEN. 148 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:08,882 HIYA, POOTIE TANG. I'M A TINE CAPPY, MY DAMIE. WA-DA-TAH. 149 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,819 ALL RIGHT, POOTIE TANG. BUT FOR SOME OF THE LADIES, 150 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:15,088 POOTIE WAS JUST TOO HOT TO HANDLE. 151 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,057 DAMN YOU, POOTIE TANG ! 152 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,792 I CAN'T TAKE NO MORE OF THIS ! 153 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,795 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TREATIN' ME THIS WAY ? 154 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:25,899 OH, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU ! YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' TO YOU WITH YOUR NAPPY HEAD ! 155 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:28,769 THIS IS IT ! I'M FINISHED WITH YOU ! 156 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,672 GET OUT OF MY LIFE, POOTIE TANG ! 157 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,374 YOU THINK I'M JOKIN' ? TAKE YOUR SHIT ! 158 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:41,682 TAKE YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT, POOTIE TANG ! I'M SICK OF YOU ! 159 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:45,686 POOTIE-- POOTIE, DON'T GO. 160 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:51,925 * JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT HER A BRAND-NEW CAR * 161 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:55,696 * AND YOU GOT TO LIVE AND EAT IN A MANSION * 162 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,965 * LIKE A MOVIE STAR * 163 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,967 POOTIE TANG WAS AN ONLY CHILD. 164 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,704 HIS FATHER, DADDY TANG, WORKED HARD TO RAISE POOTIE RIGHT. 165 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,707 HE HAD THIS BELT. HE WAS SO FAST WITH THAT BELT... 166 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:12,312 THAT BEFORE POOTIE COULD DO WRONG, DADDY TANG WOULD SET HIM RIGHT. 167 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:16,249 DON'T YOU GRAB THEM PEAS WITHOUT ASKIN' YOUR MAMA, BOY. 168 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,986 MAY I DANE ON THE CHERRIES, MAMA DI ? 169 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:22,255 YES, YOU MAY, POOTIE TANG. 170 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,857 NOW, THAT'S BETTER. 171 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:29,029 YOU GOT TO HAVE RESPECT TO GET RESPECT, POOTIE TANG. 172 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,866 SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY GIRLFRIENDS AT SCHOOL, POOTIE ? 173 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:36,904 AW, MAMA DI. THERE'S A SINE TIPPI IN A CLASSI-TI. 174 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,006 SHE'S A COLE TONI. 175 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:42,009 DON'T YOU TALK DIRTY TO YOUR MAMA, BOY. 176 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,745 ALWAYS GOT YOUR HEAD IN THEM GIRLS. 177 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,880 YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR HEAD IN THE BOOKS. 178 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,682 LEAVE THE LADIES ALONE. 179 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,918 [ Narrator ] AND THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS. 180 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,020 DADDY TANG AND HIS BELT WAS ALWAYS THERE, 181 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:56,757 TEACHING POOTIE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD. 182 00:10:56,790 --> 00:11:03,163 NOW, WHEN I SAY HE WAS ALWAYS THERE, I MEAN HE WAS ALWAYS THERE. 183 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:08,335 HEY, POOTIE, LET'S STEAL SOME APPLES. 184 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,778 WHEN POOTIE WAS ONLY SIX, HIS MOTHER DIED, 185 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,113 LEAVING HIM AND HIS FATHER ALONE. 186 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:23,216 - POOTIE WAS VERY SAD. - I KNOW, SON. 187 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,419 BUT HIS FATHER WAS A COMFORT TO HIM. [ Slurping ] 188 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,757 DON'T SLURP YOUR SOUP IN HERE, BOY. 189 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,427 TWO WEEKS LATER, ANOTHER TERRIBLE TRAGEDY. 190 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:39,132 HIS FATHER WAS FATALLY INJURED AT THE STEEL MILL. 191 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,036 WHAT THE FU-- 192 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,505 GORILLA ! GORILLA ! 193 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,274 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 194 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:51,812 ONLY THE THIRD TIME A MAN HAD BEEN MAULED BY A GORILLA AT THAT STEEL MILL. 195 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,281 GORILLA ! OH ! 196 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:59,920 ON HIS DEATHBED, DADDY TANG HAD POOTIE MAKE A SOLEMN PROMISE. 197 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,488 POOTIE, 198 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:05,092 I KNOW I BROUGHT YOU UP TOUGH, 199 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,160 BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. 200 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:11,098 IT'S TOUGH OUT THERE, POOTIE. 201 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:15,836 YOU GOT DRUGS, CRIME, GORILLAS. 202 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,471 YEAH. 203 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,909 I AIN'T GONNA BE HERE MUCH LONGER, 204 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,778 SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THIS. 205 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,315 POOTIE, THAT'S MY BELT. 206 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,119 AS LONG AS YOU GOT IT RIGHT ON YOUR SIDE, 207 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:38,191 YOU COULD WHOOP ANYONE'S ASS WITH JUST THAT BELT. 208 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,262 I KNOW YOU LOVE THE LADIES, 209 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:46,533 AND LORD KNOWS THE LADIES LOVE YOU. 210 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:50,938 DON'T LET THE LADIES COME BETWEEN YOU AND THE BELT. 211 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,306 [ Weak Coughing ] 212 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,376 [ Narrator ] THOSE WERE DADDY TANG'S LAST WORDS: 213 00:12:56,409 --> 00:13:01,982 "DON'T LET THE LADIES COME BETWEEN YOU AND THE BELT." 214 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,853 BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT THE LADIES... 215 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:11,024 THAT DADDY TANG FORGOT TO TELL LITTLE POOTIE. 216 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,561 - POOTIE TANG TURNED OUT JUST FINE. - [ Crowd ] POOTIE TANG ! 217 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,064 DADDY TANG WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD. 218 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:21,134 YEAH, POOTIE HAD IT ALL-- HIT RECORDS, MOVIES, 219 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,904 MAGAZINE COVERS, FANCY CARS, 220 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,907 FAMOUS FRIENDS, BEAUTIFUL CUSTOM-MADE CLOTHES... 221 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:30,844 AND LADIES, LADIES, LADIES. 222 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:35,315 THROUGH IT ALL, I WAS RIGHT THERE BY HIS SIDE. THAT'S ME. TRUCKY. 223 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,917 AND THAT'S MY MAN, POOTIE TANG. 224 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,319 POOTIE TANG. POOTIE TANG ! 225 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,222 BIG-TIME CELEBRITY, ASS-KICKIN' CRIME FIGHTER... 226 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,891 AND ROLE MODEL TO THE CHILDREN. 227 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:48,428 [ Announcer ] POOTIE TANG HAS A MESSAGE FOR THE CHILDREN OF AMERICA, 228 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:54,101 SO YOU BETTER WAPATAH TO THE BAMMIES 'CAUSE: 229 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:59,506 POOTIE SAYS CIGARETTES AND FAST-FOOD BURGERS ARE BAD LIKE NETATAI. 230 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:05,245 AND DON'T DRINK MALT LIQUOR 'CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED TO 'CAUSE YOU'RE OKAY. 231 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:09,082 SA DA TAY. ALSO, EAT ALL YOUR VEGETABLES... 232 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:14,154 AND DON'T BANG THE DILLIES. 233 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:28,468 [ Trucky ] THAT'S FRANK, DICK LECTER'S RIGHT-HAND MAN. 234 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,271 SO WHAT DO WE CARE ? 235 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,041 WE CARE BECAUSE HE'S MAKING THESE. 236 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:40,013 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING P.S.A.'s FOR YEARS. HASN'T MADE A DIFFERENCE. 237 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,650 EDDIE, UH, HIT ME WITH THOSE FIGURES. 238 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,954 UH, SINCE THE INCEPTION OF POOTIE TANG'S P.S.A. CAMPAIGN, 239 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:50,457 SALES OF LECTER BURGERS ARE DOWN 30 PERCENT, 240 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,260 LECTER CIGARETTES DOWN 20 PERCENT... 241 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,262 AND LECTER WHISKEY, 242 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,696 ALMOST OUT OF BUSINESS. 243 00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,500 FOR THE FIRST TIME, SOMEBODY'S GETTING TO THESE KIDS, AND IT'S KILLING US. 244 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,435 IT'S KILLING US. 245 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,973 IT'S KILLING US. 246 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,442 [ Rings ] 247 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,283 HELLO, MR. LECTER. 248 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:20,653 FRANK, I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU. YES, SIR. 249 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,423 I TELL YOU, MAN, POOTIE TANG IS ONE BAD BROTHER, MAN. 250 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:27,660 [ Trucky ] THAT'S J.B. AND LACEY. WE MAKE UP POOTIE'S CREW. 251 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,731 POOTIE TANG WILL DRAW YOU A PICTURE OF HOW HE'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS... 252 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,467 THEN MAIL IT TO YOU TEN DAYS IN ADVANCE. 253 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,469 THE PICTURE GETS THERE, RIGHT ? 254 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,438 YOU GO, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?" 255 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:42,009 THEN POOTIE TANG KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR, PROMPTLY KICKS YOUR ASS, 256 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,977 AND YOU STILL WON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 257 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:47,314 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. HE IS A KICK-ASS ARTISTE. YES. 258 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,682 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ? HE LIKE THE DA VINCI OF ASS-KICKING. 259 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,653 THAT SOUNDS KIND OF GOOD. POOTIE TANG, THE DA VINCI OF ASS-KICKING. 260 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,189 AW, MAN, POOTIE TANG WHOOP YOUR ASS SO BAD... 261 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,058 THAT YOU COULD WRITE IT OFF ON YOUR TAXES. 262 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:02,062 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GOT RIGHT HERE, ASS-WHOOPING NUMBER ONE, 263 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,463 ASS-WHOOPING NUMBER TWO. 264 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,665 THIS RIGHT HERE, YOU CAN'T WRITE THAT OFF. THAT'S JUST GETTIN' BEAT UP. 265 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:11,004 I LIKE TO ALSO ADD THAT POOTIE TANG CAN KICK SOME ASS TOO, BOY. 266 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:15,342 OH, HERE COME POOTIE TANG NOW. HEY ! POOTIE TANG ! ALL RIGHT ! 267 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,678 WE WAS JUST TALKIN' ABOUT YOU. ALL RIGHT, POOTIE TANG ! 268 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,581 POOTIE TANG, HEY, MAN, YOU GOING TO BIGGIE SHORTY'S PARTY TOMORROW, MAN ? 269 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,484 [ Trucky ] I GUESS YOU'RE WONDERIN' WHO IS BIGGIE SHORTY. 270 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:28,188 * BIGGIE SHORTY 271 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,223 I'M BIGGIE SHORTY. 272 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,724 * BIGGIE, BABY 273 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,061 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ME AND POOTIE TANG. 274 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,229 * SEPATAI 275 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:40,600 SINCE THE VERY DAY WE MET, I KNEW POOTIE WAS TO BE MY MAN. 276 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,602 * YEAH, BABY 277 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,239 I KNEW ALL I HAD TO DO WAS WAIT... 278 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,376 * WA-DA-TAH * 279 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:53,246 AND ONE DAY ALL THAT BULLSHIT WOULD CATCH UP WITH POOTIE... 280 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,248 AND HE WOULD BE MINE. 281 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:58,051 HEY, MAN, YOU GOING TO BIGGIE SHORTY'S PARTY TOMORROW, MAN ? 282 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,520 RANACAN. WHOO ! HA-HA ! 283 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:05,458 WE GONNA PARTY TOMORROW, MAN. THERE'S GONNA BE SOME BITCHES IN THERE. 284 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:11,231 YOU RIGHT. YOU RIGHT. RESPECT THE WOMEN. RESPECT THE WOMEN. 285 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:19,539 WHOO ! LOOK AT THAT CAR ! [ Trucky ] DAMN THAT CAR BIG ! 286 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:23,110 AND LONG LIKE AN OLD SNAKE. 287 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,079 MAN, THAT CAR'S SO BIG, IT'S GOT ITS OWN SKY. 288 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,615 IT'S BIG TOO. WHOO ! 289 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:32,452 KEEP IT RUNNING. YES, SIR. 290 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,287 HIYA, FELLAS. WHOO ! 291 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,157 KINDA HOT FOR A HOOTENANNY, HUH ? YOU HEAR THAT ? 292 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,727 A HOOTENANNY ? WHAT THE HELL IS A DAMN HOOTENANNY ? 293 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,796 I'M A-- I'M LOOKING FOR, UH, POOTIE TANG. 294 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,167 POOTIE TANG ? WHAT YOU WANT WITH POOTIE TANG ? 295 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,703 UM, I-I NEED TO TALK TO HIM. 296 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,706 [ Clears Throat ] ALL RIGHT, UH, LOOK, POOTIE. 297 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,676 I'M A REPRESENTATIVE OF LECTER CORP. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS ? 298 00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:00,147 GREAT. WELL, UH, DICK LECTER, 299 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,683 THE C.E.O., MIND YOU, OF LECTER CORP., HE LIKES YOU. 300 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,787 HE LIKES YOU, POOTIE, AND HE WANTS TO MAKE YOU A VERY RICH, RICH MAN. 301 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:12,159 I HAVE A CONTRACT HERE FOR POOTIE TO ENDORSE. 302 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,627 TASTY HEAVY PORK CHUNK CEREAL. 303 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,697 IT'S DELICIOUS. IT'S A WONDERFUL PRODUCT. KIDS LOVE IT. 304 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:23,270 AND KIDS LOVE YOU. WE JUST WANNA PUT THAT TOGETHER. 305 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,438 NAH, DI. 306 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,607 THAT'S A CANAPAN TO THE SEMACHAI. 307 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,143 I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT PAYS, POOTIE. 308 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:33,213 TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS TO SIGN WITH US FOR JUST ONE YEAR. 309 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,483 OH, WHAT DO YOU SAY, POOTIE ? 310 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:40,353 I GOT TO SAY THE NAY-NO, MY BROTHER. WA-DA-TAH. 311 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:45,225 WA-DA-TAH ? HOW DO YOU SAY THE NAY-NO TO 20 MILLION ? WHY ? 312 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:48,728 MAYBE POOTIE DON'T WANNA SIGN BECAUSE HE KNOWS YOU'RE FULL OF IT. 313 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:53,466 YEAH. FIRST OF ALL, HE KNOWS THAT CEREAL'S FULL OF SUGAR. 314 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,536 AND NUMBER TWO, THAT'S NOT ALL THAT YOU GUYS SELL. 315 00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:01,908 YOU SELL CIGARETTES, WHISKEY, BAD TIME BURGERS, SWITCHBLADES. 316 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:06,746 AND IT ALSO SAYS RIGHT HERE THAT YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE POOTIE DOING P.S.A.'s... 317 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,716 TELLING THE KIDS TO EAT HEALTHY AND TO BE SMART. 318 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,718 WELL, SURE, EXCLUSIVITY GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 319 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:15,888 I'M SURE YOUR UGLY INTENTIONS GO WITHOUT SAYING. 320 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,558 TAKE A WALK, MONEY MAN. 321 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:26,733 SEE, MY DAMIE, POOTIE TANG DON'T WA-DA-TAH TO THE SHAMA COW... 322 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,737 'CAUSE THAT'S A CAMA CAMA LEEPA-CHAIII, DIG ? 323 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:35,708 HEY, TANG, TO YOU, THEY'RE CHILDREN. TO ME, THEY'RE DOLLAR SIGNS. 324 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,212 DOH ! 325 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,248 - OOH ! - COVER YOUR GRILL. 326 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,515 SA DA TAY ! 327 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:46,419 POOTIE ! POOTIE TANG ! 328 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,756 AW, MAN ! 329 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,525 YOU FUNNY, MAN. YOU ARE A FUNNY MAN. 330 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,993 YOU'S A WILD BOY. 331 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,729 [ Trucky ] POOTIE SMACKED THE TASTE OUT OF FRANK'S MOUTH. 332 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,566 OH, MAN, THAT WAS FUNNY TO US. HA-HA ! 333 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:04,737 BUT THERE WAS ONE MAN WHO WAS NOT LAUGHING AT ALL. 334 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:08,941 POOTIE TANG GOES OUT THERE AND MAKES EVERYBODY LOVE HIM. 335 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,845 HE TELLS THEM NOT TO BUY MY PRODUCTS. 336 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,815 HE STEALS FROM ME. 337 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,750 AND WHAT DO I DO ? 338 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:23,323 I SAY TAKE MY MONEY. HERE. TAKE IT. FINE. HUH ? 339 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,857 AND HE SAYS NO. 340 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,560 [ Trucky ] I GUESS YOU'RE WONDERING, WHO IS THIS BITCH HERE ? 341 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,730 THAT'S IREENIE, DICK LECTER'S MAIN SQUEEZE... 342 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,633 AND THE MOST DANGEROUS WOMAN ON THE PLANET. 343 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:37,270 NOW, SHE DON'T LOOK IT, BUT SHE CAN BRING ANY MAN DOWN. 344 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:40,773 I KNOW WHAT MAKES POOTIE TANG... 345 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:46,446 TICK, TOCK, TICK. 346 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:51,918 ** [ R&B Instrumental ] 347 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:04,497 THAT'S COOL. ALL RIGHT. 348 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:09,268 CUT THE DRUMS TOO. 349 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,838 ** [ Stops ] 350 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,375 [ Man ] IT'S ALL GONE NOW, POOTIE. WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO ? 351 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:19,278 LEPATIME. 352 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,883 WHAT'S HE GOT ON HIS MIND ? 353 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,753 WE'RE STARTING FROM SCRATCH, I GUESS. 354 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,655 POOTIE KNOWS WHAT POOTIE DO. 355 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,591 THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. 356 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:36,696 OKAY, POOTIE, I'LL PLAY BACK THE LEVELS THE WAY YOU SET THEM. 357 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:40,500 NO INSTRUMENTS, NO VOCALS, NO LEVELS, EVERYTHING SILENT. 358 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,002 SET IT ON ME. BLEED. 359 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:08,395 POOTIE DON'T NEED NO WORDS. DON'T EVEN NEED NO MUSIC. 360 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:13,466 WHOA ! 361 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,910 WE HAVE GOT A HIT, BABY. 362 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,379 I LIKE IT. EVERYBODY SEEMS TO LIKE IT. 363 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,948 BUT RIGHT NOW I GOT SOMETHIN' I KNOW YOU ALL GONNA LIKE. 364 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,918 WE GOT THE WORLD PREMIERE FROM POOTIE TANG, 365 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,454 AND YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE OUT OF THIS WORLD. 366 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:37,457 THAT'S RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU ALL LOVED HIS LAST RECORD, 367 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,759 "SINE YOUR PITTY ON THE RUNNY KINE." 368 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,462 WELL, YOU ALL GONNA LOVE THIS NEW ONE. 369 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,997 THE NEW ONE IS CALLED-- 370 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:50,437 SO LET'S LISTEN UP TO THE NEW RECORD BY POOTIE TANG CALLED-- 371 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:53,940 FROM POOTIE TANG. 372 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,777 [ No Sound ] 373 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,689 OH, YEAH. 374 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,661 AH. 375 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:21,100 * UH, UH, UH-UH * 376 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,938 DAMN, THIS IS GOOD ! THIS IS GOOD ! 377 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,107 MAN, POOTIE DONE DID IT AGAIN ! 378 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,643 POOTIE TOO GOOD ! POOTIE TOO GOOD ! 379 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:33,546 POOTIE TOO GOOD ! POOTIE TOO GOOD ! 380 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:41,521 TURN THAT NOISE DOWN, DAMN IT ! 381 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:53,966 LEGENDARY POOTIE TANG HAS DONE IT ONCE AGAIN WITH HIS NEW SONG ENTITLED-- 382 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,803 ALREADY CONSIDERED ONE OF THE GREATEST HITS OF ALL TIME. 383 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:59,639 [ Woman ] THIS WAS THE SCENE EARLIER TODAY... OH, YOU ARE SO FINE. 384 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,373 AS FANS MOBBED POOTIE TANG IN THE STREETS, 385 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:06,613 MANY SAYING THEY HADN'T HEARD AN ARTIST THIS PROFOUND SINCE AL B. SURE. 386 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,048 I LOVE YOU ! 387 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:12,819 [ Speaking Gibberish ] 388 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:16,823 ** [ Hip-Hop ] OOH, POOTIE WAS BLOWIN' UP NOW. 389 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,859 WE TALKIN' BIG. I MEAN, WE TALKIN' "MACARENA" BIG. 390 00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:22,995 WE TALKIN' ELECTRIC SLIDE BIG. 391 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:26,065 WE'RE TALKIN' BENTLEYS AND DRINKIN' CRYS BIG, 392 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,233 GIRLS IN BIKINI THONGS BIG. 393 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:31,137 EVERYBODY WANT A PIECE OF POOTIE. YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN' ? 394 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,706 [ Crowd Shouting ] 395 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:37,043 HERE WE GO, BABY. COME ON. GET UP HERE. 396 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:48,755 AIIGHT ! [ Laughing ] 397 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,591 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 398 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:54,927 WE GOT POOTIE TANG IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT. 399 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,997 COME ON UP, POOTIE. COME ON. 400 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,032 I NEED YOU TO SING A SONG WITH ME. 401 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,934 BELOVED. 402 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,272 I LOVE YOU, POOTIE TANG. DAMN. 403 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:10,677 THAT'S A BATU SHANE, MY TELLIE. WA-DA-TAH. 404 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,613 * I'M 405 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:17,684 * FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU * 406 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:21,120 * BECAUSE YOU ARE MY MAN SO RIGHT * 407 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:26,993 * TIPPI TAI ON MY CAPA-TOWN 408 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:29,762 * AND I'M 409 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,631 * OH, YEAH 410 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:35,702 * THINKING OF ONLY YOU * 411 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:40,139 * BECAUSE YOU MOVE ME SO RIGHT * 412 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:42,041 * MANATINE BITTY 413 00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,643 * ALL AROUND MY DAMIE 414 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:46,979 * SHIMMY NA NA NA, NA-NA-NA * 415 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,181 [ Scattered Screams ] * I FEEL YOU 416 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,084 * ALL ON ME, BABY 417 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:55,988 * I WANT YOU I WANT YOU, BABY * 418 00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:59,726 * SHIMMY NA NA NA, NA-NA-NA * 419 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,327 * SHIMMY NA NA 420 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,363 * WHOA, YEAH, YEAH 421 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,999 [ Pootie ] * LEPATIME 422 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:10,069 * ON MY CLAMMY DEES 423 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:12,004 * PENATIINE 424 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,806 * ON MY DAMIE KINGS 425 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,141 * I'MA CRY THE POOSTER 426 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:20,847 * I'MA CRY THE POOSTER ** 427 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:26,753 POOTIE TANG UP IN THIS JOINT TONIGHT. 428 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:32,124 POOTIE TANG ! 429 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:58,951 OH, POOTIE ! [ Screams ] 430 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:03,690 [ Screaming Continues ] 431 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:06,258 I LOVE YOU. I WANT YOU. 432 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,661 OH, TAKE ME WITH YOU. PLEASE, POOTIE. 433 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:12,131 POOTIE, PLEASE. PLEASE. OH ! 434 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,967 WAIT ! OH ! POOTIE ! 435 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,203 WAIT ! OH ! OH ! 436 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,972 OH, POOTIE, I LOVE YOU. 437 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,141 I WANT YOU. I LOVE YOU, POOTIE. 438 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:25,945 PLEASE ! [ Screams ] 439 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,827 UH-- 440 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,361 POOTIE ? 441 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:47,299 DON'T LEAVE ME OUT HERE IN MY LONESOME. 442 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,037 GIVE A GIRL SOMETHING ! 443 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,774 IT'S NOT RIGHT. 444 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:19,732 [ Trucky ] WHOO ! SHE'S FINE ! WHY DID POOTIE PASS THAT UP ? 445 00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:23,202 'CAUSE SHE'S CRAZY. LOOK AT HER, LICKING MILK OUT OF A BOWL. 446 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:29,341 * OH, POOTIE TANG YOU GONNA SINE THAT PITTY POOTIE TANG ** 447 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:36,082 BIGGIE SHORTY. POOTIE TANG ! 448 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:40,319 - ALL RIGHT ! - BATA SHANE, MY DILLIE ? 449 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,354 SAME AS ALWAYS, BABY. 450 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,356 YOU COME BY TOMORROW. 451 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:48,327 WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY ! 452 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,164 TALK ABOUT ALL THE SISTERS AND ME. 453 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:55,101 YOU GONNA BE THERE ? WA-DA-TAH. 454 00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:57,970 ALL RIGHT, POOTIE ! 455 00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:01,808 POOTIE TANG ! 456 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:10,282 HOLA, GUAPO. 457 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,252 HEY, YOUNG BOYS. 458 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:18,190 HEY, LOOK AT HER, MAN. 459 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:21,127 PINK LADY. MMM ! 460 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,930 PULL UP, MAN. PULL UP. SHH. 461 00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:25,932 PULL UP ! 462 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:29,568 [ Excited Laughter ] 463 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:36,375 [ Laughing Continues ] 464 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:42,781 HUH ? WHAT YOU WANT ? 465 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:50,957 - YOU WANT SOMETHIN' ? - YES, BABY, I WANT IT. 466 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,892 WHAT YOU WANT ? 467 00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:56,495 I WANT YOU TO DO THE TWO OF US. 468 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:59,899 HOW MUCH ? 469 00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:03,369 HEY, BABY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ? 470 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,872 JUST 'CAUSE A GIRL LIKE TO DRESS FANCY... 471 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,874 AND STAND ON A STREET CORNER NEAR SOME WHORES, 472 00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,142 YOU AUTOMATICALLY THINK SHE'S HOOKING ? 473 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,078 WOULDN'T YOU ? 474 00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,880 NO, I WOULDN'T. 475 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:16,582 I'M A LADY, YOU-- YOU GREASY BASTARD. 476 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:20,953 ** [ Hip-Hop ] 477 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:24,924 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN. YEAH. Y.A. D.P.G. NATE DOGG. 478 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:28,928 OH, YEAH ! POOTIE TANG AND HIS BOYS ARE HERE ! 479 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,963 DOG POUND ! * BETTER KNOW THAT I'M WORKIN' TONIGHT * 480 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:35,201 * BETTER KNOW I'LL BE HITTIN' THEM DRAWERS * * I'LL BE HITTING THEM DRAWERS * 481 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:37,203 * AIN'T NO MYSTERY I DO IT RIGHT * 482 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:40,172 * I GOT HER SCREAMIN' COMING BACK FOR MORE * 483 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:43,475 YO, MAN, A BIGGIE SHORTY PARTY IS EXCLUSIVE, MAN. 484 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:45,945 THEY DON'T LET NOBODY IN A BIGGIE SHORTY PARTY. 485 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:49,215 THEY GOT A LINE AROUND THE BLOCK. AIN'T NOBODY IN, MAN. 486 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:52,584 YOU KNOW WHAT ? NOBODY WE KNOW CAN GET IN THIS PARTY, MAN. 487 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:55,888 THEY DON'T LET NO LIGHT IN. THEY DON'T LET NO ELECTRICITY IN. 488 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:58,490 THEY DON'T LET NO WATER IN. THEY DON'T LET NO AIR IN. 489 00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:02,628 AIR IS RIGHT NOW GOING, "HEY, MAN, I'M AIR. I'M ON THE LIST. LET ME IN." 490 00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:06,098 AND THEY WON'T LET AIR IN. AND YOU KNOW AIR GETS IN EVERYWHERE. 491 00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:09,568 THAT'S HOW EXCLUSIVE A BIGGIE SHORTY PARTY IS. 492 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:13,906 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ? IT'S HARD TO GET IN TOO. 493 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,376 I HATE YOU ! 494 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:20,612 [ Girl ] GO, TRUCKY ! GO, TRUCKY ! 495 00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:25,584 GO, TRUCKY ! GO, TRUCKY ! GO, TRUCKY ! GO, TRUCKY ! 496 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:28,554 GO, TRUCKY ! 497 00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:40,933 PRETTY GIRL. PRETTY GIRL. 498 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:44,036 WHERE YOU GO, GIRL ? 499 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:50,509 POOTIE, YOU ARE THE SEXIEST BASTARD ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH. 500 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,012 YEAH. I TELL YOU, THOUGH. 501 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:56,248 SOMEDAY I'M GONNA GET ME A PIECE OF YOU MYSELF. 502 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:58,250 SEPATOWN. 503 00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,986 SEPATOWN, MY ASS. 504 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:03,122 YOU GONNA BE INSIDE OF A BED WITH ME SOMEDAY. 505 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:09,195 YOU MARK MY WORDS, YOU SKINNY, WONDERFUL MAN. 506 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,730 PRETTY GIRL ! 507 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,732 PRETTY GIRL ! 508 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,202 SEXY ! 509 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:19,705 PRETTY GIRL ? PRETTY GIRL ! 510 00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:23,475 HOW DOES A WOMAN GET TO YOU ANYWAY ? 511 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:26,512 IT'S LIKE A STATE SECRET. 512 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:30,182 HOW TO BED POOTIE TANG. 513 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:32,218 ALL RIGHT, GET OFF HIM ALREADY. 514 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:36,522 HE DON'T WANT NONE OF YOUR MESS. PUTA. 515 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:42,161 I TELL YOU WHAT, POOTIE. 516 00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:45,697 SOMEDAY YOU GONNA MEET YOUR MATCH IN A WOMAN. 517 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:50,202 SOMEDAY YOU GONNA MEET THE DARTH VADAR OF T AND A. 518 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:54,706 SOME WOMAN'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS AND LOVE YOU TO DEATH... 519 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,543 AND THEN YOU GONNA BE LYING IN THE DUMPSTER... 520 00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:00,746 DONE BANGED TO DEATH BY THE DARK SIDE OF LOVE. 521 00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:05,251 AND ON THAT DAY, POOTIE, 522 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:08,520 I'M GONNA BE THERE. 523 00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:14,193 AND I'M GONNA MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU. 524 00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:16,162 SEXY GIRL ! 525 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:17,696 DAMN, MAN. OH, I'M SORRY. 526 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:21,233 I THOUGHT SHE WAS SOMEBODY ELSE, MAN. I'M SORRY. 527 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:25,437 I'M SORRY, MAN. I'M SORRY. 528 00:33:27,773 --> 00:33:31,009 DAMN. I DIDN'T GET YOUR NAME, DID I ? 529 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:35,414 DAMN. DO I KNOW YOU ? 530 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,583 DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL YOUR LEGS OFF ? 531 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,718 PARDON ME ? YOU WANNA MAKE OUT ? 532 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:43,822 UH, I MIGHT ENJOY THAT. I JUST MIGHT ENJOY THAT. 533 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:50,596 I MIGHT ENJOY THAT. YOU KNOW, I JUST MIGHT ENJOY THAT. 534 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:55,033 OOH, OOH ! OH ! [ Screams ] 535 00:33:57,236 --> 00:34:00,839 OH ! OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 536 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,542 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE ! 537 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:07,246 LOOK HERE. CALL ME A SISSY, BUT YOU NEED TO STOP, BABY. 538 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,248 YOU ARE TEARING ME APART. YOU'RE KILLING ME. 539 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,250 YOU WANT ME TO STOP ? WELL, YES, I DO. 540 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:15,087 OKAY, THEN, YOU TELL ME SOMETHING. 541 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:18,757 WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW ? WHAT'S POOTIE'S SECRET ? 542 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:22,461 OH. OH. I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 543 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:25,464 [ Trucky ] NOW, I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT POOTIE TANG. 544 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:29,768 BUT LIKE I SAID, IREENIE KNEW HOW TO BREAK A BROTHER DOWN. 545 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:33,239 I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. YOU CAN'T ? ALL RIGHT. 546 00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:36,108 [ Screams ] 547 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,777 WHOO ! WHOO ! 548 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,679 OKAY, WAIT. I'LL TELL YOU. 549 00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:43,882 I'LL TELL YOU. I'LL TELL YOU. I'LL TELL YOU. 550 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,518 IT'S THE BELT. IT'S THE BELT. 551 00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:48,720 IT'S-IT'S-IT'S MAGICAL. 552 00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:53,659 HE CAN KICK ANYBODY'S ASS WITH THAT DAMN BELT. 553 00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:01,500 FREEZE, SUCKER ! 554 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:06,672 YEAH. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, YOU FANCY PANTS BASTARD, 555 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:09,508 OR I'LL STICK THIS IN YOU DEEP. 556 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,211 WA-DA-TAH, MY DAMIE. 557 00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:17,649 HEY, I'M NOT YOUR DAMIE. NOW, GIVE ME YOUR CASH. I KNOW YOU GOT IT. 558 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:24,756 HEY, I TOLD YOU TO BACK OFF ! 559 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,236 POOTIE. HEY, POOTIE. TRUCKY. 560 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,938 POOTIE, THE CRAZIEST THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME. 561 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:44,176 I'M IN THE CLUB, MAN. I'M-- POOTIE, LOOK OUT. 562 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:49,848 BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! 563 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:55,287 BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! [ Groans ] 564 00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:03,762 POOTIE ? EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL ? 565 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:06,398 [ Sobbing ] 566 00:36:06,432 --> 00:36:08,934 KAYED A BROTHER, DI. 567 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,270 KAYED A BROTHER, DI ! 568 00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:13,805 I'M A SHAMEY DAY ! 569 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:16,908 I'M A SHAMEY DAY ! 570 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:21,780 OH, IT HURTS POOTIE TO KILL A MAN, 571 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,416 BUT HE KNOWS HE'S GOT TO DO IT. 572 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:27,219 BUT IT HURTS HIM SO BAD... 573 00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:29,255 TO RIGHT THOSE WRONGS. 574 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,290 MY MAN POOTIE TANG ! 575 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:34,860 [ Siren Wailing ] 576 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:38,897 [ Sobbing Continues ] 577 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:42,534 COME BACK ON THE BETTIE TAI ! 578 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:45,571 COME BACK ON THE BETTIE TAI ! 579 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,974 COME BACK ON THE BETTIE TAI ! 580 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:52,444 HUH ? HUH ? 581 00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:55,947 POOTIE TANG ? 582 00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:59,251 HEY, ALL RIGHT, MY DAMIE. 583 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:03,722 NOW, WHY DIDN'T TRUCKY TELL POOTIE THAT HE TOLD IREENIE ALL HIS BUSINESS ? 584 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:04,923 JUST RUNNIN' HIS MOUTH. 585 00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:08,560 I GUESS WHEN YOU SEE A MAN BEING BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD, 586 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:10,496 YOU FORGET SHIT. 587 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:13,499 OR MAYBE YOU JUST A DUMB-ASS. 588 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:23,642 [ Trucky ] STOP THE MOVIE. REMEMBER WHEN DADDY TANG TOLD LITTLE POOTIE-- 589 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:27,579 DON'T LET THE LADIES COME BETWEEN YOU AND THE BELT. 590 00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:32,050 WELL, WHAT DADDY TANG FORGOT TO TELL POOTIE WAS ABOUT HIS ONLY WEAKNESS: 591 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,752 HO'S. 592 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:36,021 EVEN POOTIE TANG'S BELT WAS NO MATCH FOR IREENIE. 593 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:40,025 YOU CAN'T BEAT A HO' WITH A BELT. THEY LIKE THAT SHIT. 594 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:44,730 * THAT GIRL IS POISON 595 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:51,837 * THAT GIRL IS POISON 596 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,772 * POISON * 597 00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:58,810 I'M SORRY. DID MY CART HIT YOUR CART ? 598 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:04,550 OH. I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. 599 00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:13,925 DID I HURT YOU ? 600 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,728 OH, WHAT A DRAG. 601 00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:19,365 AGAIN, I AM... 602 00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:22,834 VERY SORRY ! 603 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:34,680 * IF I WERE YOU I'D TAKE PRECAUTION * 604 00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:38,950 * BEFORE I STEP TO MEET A FLY GIRL * 605 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:45,457 ** [ Continues ] 606 00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:49,395 [ Ireenie ] POOTIE, WILL YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME ? 607 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:53,465 WILL YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME ? 608 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,870 SIGN YOUR PRETTY NAME. 609 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,844 SIGN IT. 610 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:09,581 SIGN IT. SIGN IT. 611 00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:12,618 SIGN IT. 612 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:22,761 HE SIGNED IT. 613 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,469 HE SIGNED IT. 614 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:33,472 HE SIGNED IT. OH, GOD. 615 00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:37,476 SIGNED IT ? NICE JOB, IREENIE. 616 00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:39,778 YOU'RE A DAMN GENIUS, BABY. UH-HUH. 617 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,781 "I, POOTIE TANG, DO SURRENDER TO LECTER CORP... 618 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:46,051 ALL THE RIGHTS TO MY IMAGE AND LIKENESS." 619 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,986 NO. OH, YES, YES. 620 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,422 "I WILL WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE ALL LECTER CORP. PRODUCTS... 621 00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:52,791 "AND WILL DO MY BEST TO CONVINCE THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD... 622 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:55,126 "THAT THE ABOVE MENTIONED ARE ALL CLEAN, SAFE... 623 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,829 AND SHOULD BE BOUGHT AND USED BY ALL OF THEM." 624 00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:01,199 NO, NOT THE TIPPI TAIS, NO. 625 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,903 NO, NO. YOU ARE PART OF THE CORPORATION, JUST LIKE US. 626 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:08,006 THOUGHT YOU COULD STAY OUT OF IT, HUH ? 627 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:12,744 WELCOME ABOARD, POOTIE TANG. 628 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:15,080 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, MY FRIEND ? 629 00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:19,751 ARE YOU ? I'VE GOT IT ALL NOW. 630 00:40:19,785 --> 00:40:23,555 SHOCKING NEWS TODAY AS BELOVED POOTIE TANG HAS AGREED TO ENDORSE... 631 00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:26,825 SEVERAL CONTROVERSIAL PRODUCTS FOR LECTER CORP., 632 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,794 THE INFAMOUS GIANT CORPORATION. 633 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:31,697 YO, FELLAS, SOMETHIN' ON THE TV ABOUT POOTIE TANG. 634 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,799 EVEN MY KIDS, MAN, LOOKED UP TO HIM. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 635 00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:37,936 THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK AT DAD LIKE THEY LOOK AT HIM. 636 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:40,772 BUT NOW SINCE HE CROSSED, MAN, MY LITTLE-- 637 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,808 MY LITTLE MAN CAME UP TO ME THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE, 638 00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:44,776 "MAN, HOW COULD HE DO THAT BULLSHIT, MAN ? 639 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:47,045 [ Beep ] THAT [ Beep ]" I'M LOOKIN' AT HIM LIKE, "WHOA." 640 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:51,517 [ Speaking Spanish ] 641 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:55,687 [ Continues In Spanish ] 642 00:40:56,722 --> 00:41:01,026 POOTIE TANG HAS MADE MY CHILDREN CRY. I'LL NOT SUPPORT HIM ANYMORE. 643 00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:04,029 LECTER CORP. EFFECTIVELY OWNS THE NAME POOTIE TANG, 644 00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:07,833 HIS IMAGE AND ALL COPYRIGHTS THAT GO ALONG WITH IT. 645 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:09,234 MR. LECTER ! MR. LECTER ! 646 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:12,971 MR. TANG HAS AGREED TO DO SEVERAL COMMERCIALS ENDORSING OUR SNEAKERS, 647 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:16,642 FOOD PRODUCTS AND CIGARETTES, WHISKEY, MACE, SWITCHBLADES, RAT POISON. 648 00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:18,510 [ Woman ] MR. LECTER, CAN WE HAVE A STATEMENT-- 649 00:41:18,544 --> 00:41:21,046 * WHY YOU SELL OUT, POOTIE ** 650 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:25,183 POOTIE ? OH, NO ! 651 00:41:25,216 --> 00:41:27,152 YOU KNOW, BIGGIE SHORTY, I GOT TO SAY, 652 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:30,722 I ALWAYS HAD A HIGH OPINION OF POOTIE TANG. 653 00:41:30,756 --> 00:41:33,592 BUT THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING NOW, NOT ONLY HAS HE SOLD OUT, 654 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,594 HE'S SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. 655 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:39,130 POOTIE TANG WAS DRUGGED BY THAT CRAZY-ASS IREENIE. 656 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,733 - HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WATCHIN' THE MOVIE ? - AND THAT'S WHAT DISTURBS ME. 657 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:45,136 HE'S OUT THERE TELLING KIDS NOT TO GO TO SCHOOL, 658 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,938 TO EAT FAST FOOD, TO DO DRUGS. 659 00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:50,776 THIS IS NOT THE POOTIE TANG I THOUGHT I KNEW AND I USED TO ADMIRE. 660 00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:54,613 - POOTIE TANG-- HE WOULD NEVER TELL KIDS LIKE THAT. - YOU'RE IN DENIAL. 661 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:56,848 HE'S OUT THERE DOING DIRT TO HIS OWN REPUTATION. LOOK. 662 00:41:56,882 --> 00:42:00,619 - YOU DON'T KNOW POOTIE TANG. - I DON'T KNOW POOTIE TANG ? 663 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,654 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW POOTIE TANG, 664 00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:04,756 AND THIS IS NOT THE POOTIE TANG I THOUGHT I KNEW. 665 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:08,093 YOU KNOW WHAT ? I THOUGHT A MAN OF YOUR STATURE WOULD HAVE BETTER SENSE... 666 00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:11,296 THAN TO FALL FOR NO MESS LIKE THAT. 667 00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:14,900 [ Sighs ] LOOK, THIS THING HAS ALL FALLEN APART. 668 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:18,737 THE MAN USED TO BE ADMIRED BY PEOPLE OF ALL WALKS OF LIFE. 669 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,606 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ? 670 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:24,810 IF THE WORLD IS GONNA FALL FOR THIS MESS ABOUT MY POOTIE TANG, 671 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:26,978 THEN MAYBE THE WORLD DON'T DESERVE POOTIE TANG. 672 00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:30,816 WHAT DO YOU THINK POOTIE TANG NEEDS AT THIS POINT IN HIS LIFE ? 673 00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:33,218 HE JUST NEEDS SOME OF MY GOOD LOVIN'... 674 00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:36,021 AND HE WILL BE ALL RIGHT. 675 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,189 - YOU WATCH. - I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 676 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,726 - I KNOW I'M RIGHT. - YEAH, WE'LL SEE. 677 00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:42,794 YEAH, WE'LL SEE. THAT'S RIGHT. 678 00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:45,697 WATCH. I WILL. 679 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:50,969 * YOU USED TO BE A HERO 680 00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:56,074 * NOW YOU'RE JUST A BIG, FAT ZERO ** 681 00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:58,977 [ Trucky ] POOTIE TANG WAS MESSED UP. 682 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,813 PUNK BITCH. SELLOUT. 683 00:43:03,214 --> 00:43:05,684 [ Trucky ] LOOK AT HIM. DAMN, POOTIE ! GET A JOB, YOU BUM. 684 00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:10,155 GET IT TOGETHER, MAN. POOTIE LOOKED LIKE WHO DID IT AND RAN. 685 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:12,991 POOTIE TURNED TO THE ONLY WOMAN WHO COULD HELP HIM. 686 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:16,962 BIGGIE SHORTY. * BIGGIE SHORTY 687 00:43:19,164 --> 00:43:22,300 * BIGGIE, BABY * 688 00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:26,672 POOTIE ! 689 00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:30,709 AW, POOTIE. 690 00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:33,879 POOR POOTIE TANG. TIPPI TAI. 691 00:43:34,412 --> 00:43:38,116 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. MAMA'S GOT YOU. 692 00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:41,319 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 693 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,123 BIGGIE SHORTY'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU. 694 00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:47,192 DON'T YOU WORRY. 695 00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:50,729 GONNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU TOO, YOU KNOW. 696 00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:53,364 FINALLY. 697 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,340 ARE YOU SURE YOU GOTTA GO, POOTIE ? 698 00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:04,309 YEAH. 699 00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:06,845 [ Sucks Teeth ] THAT'S A DAMN SHAME. 700 00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:10,015 YOU WERE THE BEST PIECE OF MAN I EVER HAD. 701 00:44:10,048 --> 00:44:13,018 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD JUST STAY HERE AND LIVE BETWEEN MY BOSOMS... 702 00:44:13,051 --> 00:44:16,855 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 703 00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:20,759 POOTIE GOTTA FLITTIE TAI, BIGGIE SHORTY. 704 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:23,394 MAN'S GOTTA DO, I SUPPOSE. 705 00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:27,365 I GUESS AS LONG AS YOU GONE THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU DO NO MORE COMMERCIALS. 706 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:30,936 BUT WHERE YOU GONNA GO ? 707 00:44:30,969 --> 00:44:35,841 I TELL YOU WHAT. I GOT A LITTLE FARMHOUSE OUTSIDE OF GREENVILLE. 708 00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:38,944 IT WAS MY MAMA'S. IT AIN'T MUCH, BUT NOBODY'S LIVIN' THERE. 709 00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:43,782 YOU GO OUT THERE, FIND YOURSELF, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 710 00:44:43,815 --> 00:44:46,351 BUT THEN YOU COME BACK TO ME, OKAY ? 711 00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:48,253 THAT'S A FINE TINE, BABY. 712 00:44:48,286 --> 00:44:55,060 NOW, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT BONY ASS ONE MORE TIME BEFORE YOU HIT THE ROAD. 713 00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:05,771 MAN, I HATES PRISON. PRISON SUCKS. 714 00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:08,907 I RECKON IT'S SUPPOSED TO. 715 00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:12,477 YOU GOT SOMETHIN' FOR ME ? 716 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:19,918 OH ! OH ! UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 717 00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:21,820 MM-HMM. OH ! 718 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:25,991 OH, THIS SOME FINE DIRT. THIS IS SOME GOOD DIRT. 719 00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:28,426 OH ! YOU KNOW I'M GONNA HOOK YOU UP. 720 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,428 MAN, I HATE THESE BASTARDS. 721 00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:32,163 THEY MAKE ME SHOWER EVERY DAY. 722 00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:38,336 THEY NEVER LET ME GET DIRTY. I NEED TO BE DIRTY. I'M DIRTY DEE, DAMN IT ! 723 00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:40,305 DIRTY DEE. HUH ? 724 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:45,243 YOU GONNA BE DIRTY AGAIN SOON. I PROMISE. 725 00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:47,378 IT'S THAT POOTIE TANG. 726 00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,981 IT'S THAT POOTIE TANG. HE GOT TO BE STOPPED. 727 00:45:50,015 --> 00:45:54,519 I'M THE ONE THAT'S GOT TO STOP HIM. POOTIE GODDAMN TANG ! 728 00:45:54,552 --> 00:45:59,357 * YOU GONNA, YOU GOTTA YOU GONNA, YOU GOTTA ** 729 00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:02,460 THANK YOU. [ Trucky ] POOTIE ! POOTIE ! 730 00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:04,062 POOTIE ! POOTIE ! 731 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:07,432 [ Trucky ] POOTIE WAS HEADED TO THE FARM. I WANTED TO GO WITH HIM. 732 00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:10,869 I WANNA GO WITH YOU, BROTHER. 'CAUSE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED WAS ALL MY FAULT. 733 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:14,005 POOTIE, EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED, MAN, IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 734 00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:17,809 I TOLD THAT BITCH ALL ABOUT HIM. I TOLD THIS BITCH ALL THESE THINGS ABOUT YOU, MAN. 735 00:46:17,843 --> 00:46:20,578 SHE JUST USED IT AGAINST HIM. AND SHE JUST USED IT AGAINST YOU. 736 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:24,015 I WAS SORRY. I'M SORRY, MAN. I'M SO SORRY. 737 00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:25,616 IT WAS KILLING ME. IT WAS KILLING ME. 738 00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:30,255 ONLY DID IT FOR THE ASS. ONLY DID IT FOR HER ASS, YOU UNDERSTAND. 739 00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:33,024 THAT DERI-TERI WAS ALL THE DINIE, HUH ? 740 00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:35,961 I FELT LIKE HE SAVED MY LIFE. POOTIE, MAN, I JUST FEEL LIKE... 741 00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:37,829 YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 742 00:46:37,863 --> 00:46:40,298 AND I MESSED HIS ALL UP. NOW I MESSED YOURS ALL UP. 743 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:45,036 I WANTED HIM TO FORGIVE ME. CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME, MAN ? 744 00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:48,139 AW, TRUCKY. 745 00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:51,076 YOU MY MAIN DAMIE, MAN. 746 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,180 AIN'T NO BAD TAMMIE BETWEEN US. 747 00:46:55,213 --> 00:46:58,016 I WONDERED IF HE MEANT IT. YOU MEAN IT ? 748 00:46:58,049 --> 00:47:01,920 I'M A BAINO DENNY. I WANTED TO GO TO THE FARM WITH HIM. 749 00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:04,522 CAN I GO TO THE FARM WITH YOU, BROTHER ? 750 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,324 WA-DA-TAH ! 751 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:09,094 ALL RIGHT ! ME AND POOTIE GOING TO THE FARM ! 752 00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:12,397 WHOO ! YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKIN' FORWARD TO THIS FARM LIFE. 753 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,300 ENOUGH OF THE CITY FOR ME. WHOO ! 754 00:47:15,934 --> 00:47:19,871 YEAH, THIS IS JUST WHAT WE NEED, POOTIE. 755 00:47:19,905 --> 00:47:24,075 LIVE OFF THE FAT OF THE LAND, WORK HARD. 756 00:47:24,109 --> 00:47:27,879 FARMING, FARMING, FARMING. I CAN'T WAIT, MAN. 757 00:47:27,913 --> 00:47:29,614 I CANNOT WAIT. 758 00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:33,084 WE'RE GONNA MILK THAT COW. OOH-WHOO ! 759 00:47:33,118 --> 00:47:35,086 GET ALL THAT MILK. 760 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,888 TWO PERCENT FAT FREE. 761 00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:41,226 SKIM MILK. ALL THAT, MAN. CHOCOLATE MILK. 762 00:47:41,259 --> 00:47:45,230 I DON'T NEED NO TELEVISION, CAPPUCCINO, 763 00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:47,365 PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG. 764 00:47:47,398 --> 00:47:50,969 I'M WANT SOME BLISTERS ON MY HANDS, SOME SWEAT ON MY BACK. 765 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,138 THAT'S WHAT I WANT, POOTIE. 766 00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:55,606 [ Grunts ] 767 00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,678 SHIT ! 768 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:04,682 OH, MAN. MY PANTS. OH, MAN ! MY DAMN PANTS. 769 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:09,154 ALL RIGHT. FARMING, FARMING, FARMING. 770 00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:18,997 [ Grunting ] 771 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:22,333 THIS IS NOT THE THING, MAN. THIS AIN'T COOL, MAN. 772 00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:25,403 DIRTY SHOES, DIRTY PANTS, 773 00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:27,973 DIRTY SHIRT, MUSTY, STINKY. 774 00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:29,640 IT'S HOTTER THAN A CAMEL'S HUMP OUT HERE, MAN. 775 00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:32,110 AND MOSQUITOS ALL OVER MY SHIRT. I CAN'T DO IT, MAN. 776 00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:34,679 [ Dog Barking ] WHOSE DOG IS THIS DOG FOLLOWING ME AROUND ? 777 00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:37,082 WHOSE DOG IS THAT ? YOU DON'T KNOW WHO DOG THAT IS. 778 00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:39,717 THAT COULD BE ANYBODY'S DOG. IT'S TOO HOT. 779 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,587 YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOT. 780 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:46,424 * RIP 781 00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:49,494 * SHO' YOU RIGHT 782 00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:53,564 * COME ON 783 00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:56,201 * SHING-A-LING SHING SHING-A-LING SHONG * 784 00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:59,170 * SHING-A-LING SHING SHING-A-LING SHONG * 785 00:48:59,204 --> 00:49:01,106 * SHING-A-LING SHING SHING-A-LING SHONG ** 786 00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:05,343 [ Trucky ] I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE POOTIE, BUT I WASN'T TRYING TO HEAR ALL THAT SURVIVAL SHIT. 787 00:49:05,376 --> 00:49:08,513 OUTBACK, MY ASS. I NEED CONVENIENCES, MAN. 788 00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:12,183 ON THE OTHER HAND, POOTIE WAS LOVIN' EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 789 00:49:12,217 --> 00:49:16,054 HE WAS REJUVENATED. YOU HEAR THAT ? REJUVENATED. 790 00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,223 HE WAS "JUVENATED" BEFORE, LOST IT... 791 00:49:18,256 --> 00:49:21,659 AND GOT "JUVENATED" AGAIN. 792 00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:23,661 * THAT LASTS 793 00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:26,031 * ALL NIGHT LONG 794 00:49:26,064 --> 00:49:28,133 * HOME OF THE OMINO 795 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:30,635 * HOME OF THE DOMINO 796 00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:34,172 * HOME OF THE TWO-PIECE AND THE PEPPER * 797 00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:37,342 AND WHEN POOTIE PLANTED HIS FIRST CORNSTALK, 798 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:40,078 - DAMIE. - HE WAS HAPPY. 799 00:49:40,111 --> 00:49:43,581 TOO DAMN HAPPY, IF YOU ASK ME. IT WAS JUST CORN. 800 00:49:43,614 --> 00:49:48,053 * I'M A SOUTHERN GIRL * SOUTHERN GIRL 801 00:49:48,086 --> 00:49:50,755 * COUNTRY-FIED BUT THAT WAS JUST WHAT HE NEEDED... 802 00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:53,358 TO TAKE HIS MIND OFF HIS TROUBLES. 803 00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:55,093 ROWN ON THE CROWNY TOWN. 804 00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:58,429 * YOU SO COUNTRY, YO * 805 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:01,199 MORNIN'. 806 00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:06,604 HI, DADDY. NOT NOW, STACY, HONEY. 807 00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:10,275 LISTEN. THERE'S A NEW FELLA HERE IN TOWN. HE'S COMING IN HERE IN A MINUTE. 808 00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:11,776 SO ? 809 00:50:11,809 --> 00:50:15,646 SO ? SO MAYBE YOU CAN MARRY HIM, THAT'S WHAT SO. 810 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,582 AW, DADDY ! 811 00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:21,686 OH, COME ON. CUT THAT SHIT OUT, STACY. 812 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:25,123 HERE HE COMES. [ Chuckles ] [ Sobbing ] 813 00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:26,691 YEAH. HEY THERE. 814 00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:30,495 YOU GOT YOUR CAN FILLED ALL RIGHT ? 815 00:50:31,162 --> 00:50:34,399 OH. THIS HERE IS, UH, MY DAUGHTER. 816 00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:37,102 STACY. 817 00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:45,410 DILLIE ON, 818 00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:50,281 MY DAMIE. [ Shrieks ] 819 00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:52,683 OH ! 820 00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:57,755 AND SHE'S A LOOKER, AIN'T SHE ? HUH ? 821 00:51:03,794 --> 00:51:09,134 * OH, AH, OOH, BABY * 822 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:13,604 AH, DIRTY DEE. 823 00:51:14,172 --> 00:51:16,141 GOD, YOU STINK. 824 00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:18,243 THANK YOU. 825 00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:20,645 I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT POOTIE TANG. 826 00:51:20,678 --> 00:51:24,115 YOU MEAN PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE IN MY WORLD. 827 00:51:24,149 --> 00:51:26,351 [ All Laughing ] 828 00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:28,686 HUH ? RIGHT ? 829 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,788 WE LEARNED THAT ANYTHING CAN BE ADDICTIVE. 830 00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:35,726 WE TOOK OUR BURGERS AND PUMPED THEM SO FULL OF M.S.D... 831 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,730 THAT PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN TASTE REAL FOOD ANYMORE. 832 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:43,601 TODAY AMERICAN KIDS DON'T EAT 'CAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY. 833 00:51:43,634 --> 00:51:49,574 THEY EAT 'CAUSE THEY JUST GOTTA HAVE ANOTHER LECTER BURGER. 834 00:51:49,807 --> 00:51:51,609 YOU SEE, I OWN POOTIE'S NAME. 835 00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:55,280 HE'S MINE. I DON'T NEED HIM TO SELL MY PRODUCTS ANYMORE... 836 00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:58,483 BECAUSE I'VE GOT THOUSANDS OF THEM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. 837 00:51:58,516 --> 00:52:04,555 I'M JUST GONNA GIVE THEM THE CLOTHES AND THIS TRAINING TAPE. 838 00:52:04,589 --> 00:52:07,392 AND REMEMBER, WHEN MAKING A PUBLIC APPEARANCE, 839 00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:12,363 POOTIE TANG ALWAYS STRUTS LIKE THIS. 840 00:52:15,533 --> 00:52:22,273 NEXT WEEK WE'RE OPENING A BRAND-NEW NATIONWIDE CHAIN OF BURGER STANDS. 841 00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:27,312 POOTIE'S BAD TIME BURGERS. 842 00:52:27,345 --> 00:52:30,215 AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MESS UP OUR LITTLE PARTY... 843 00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:33,418 IS IF THE REAL POOTIE SHOWED UP. 844 00:52:33,451 --> 00:52:36,354 BUT THAT AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 845 00:52:37,288 --> 00:52:39,557 I WANT HIM DEAD. [ Dirty Dee ] YEAH. 846 00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:44,262 I'D LIKE TO PUT THAT BITCH IN THE GROUND MYSELF, BUT I AIN'T MAGICAL. 847 00:52:44,295 --> 00:52:46,231 I BEEN TRYIN' TO GET THAT POOTIE FOR YEARS. 848 00:52:46,264 --> 00:52:50,268 HE DONE JAILED OR OFFED ALL MY BOYS. ALL I GOT LEFT IS FROGGY. 849 00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:53,338 NOBODY KNOW WHERE POOTIE'S AT. 850 00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:55,973 I KNOW WHERE HE'S AT. 851 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,942 I GOT PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, BABY. 852 00:52:57,975 --> 00:53:01,679 NOBODY CAN HIDE FROM CORPORATE AMERICA. 853 00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:04,882 AND AS FAR AS HOW TO BEAT HIM, 854 00:53:06,451 --> 00:53:09,920 MAYBE THIS WILL HELP. 855 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:14,592 [ Stacy ] HELLO ? 856 00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:17,562 HELLO ? [ Trucky ] UH-OH. LOOK AT THIS. 857 00:53:17,595 --> 00:53:19,997 REMEMBER HER ? THAT'S STACY, THE SHERIFF'S DAUGHTER. 858 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:23,901 HE'S BEEN TRYING TO GET HER ASS MARRIED SINCE SHE WAS 12 YEARS OLD. 859 00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:26,737 HELLO ? IS ANYBODY HERE ? 860 00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:29,607 HELLO ? 861 00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:33,578 HELLO ? 862 00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:38,949 WHY, UM-- I-I'M SORRY. I, UH-- 863 00:53:40,351 --> 00:53:47,224 WELL, I-I MADE YOU A PIE... CAKE. UM-- 864 00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:53,364 D-D-DO YOU WANT THE PIE ? 865 00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:57,435 OHH. 866 00:53:57,468 --> 00:54:03,308 I-I-I KNOW I'M NOT PRETTY OR-- 867 00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:08,646 OR SEXY. Y-Y-YOU-- 868 00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:15,653 YOU PROBABLY LIKE A... SEXY GIRL, RIGHT ? 869 00:54:30,801 --> 00:54:32,803 BABY, 870 00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:38,008 I'M GONNA SINE YOUR PITTY ON THE RUNNY KINE. 871 00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:42,279 [ Screaming ] 872 00:54:44,649 --> 00:54:47,818 [ Moaning, Grunting ] 873 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:53,491 NOW, SEE, THAT'S WHAT MAKES POOTIE TANG A REAL HERO. 874 00:54:53,524 --> 00:54:56,327 HE CAN'T STAND BY AND SEE A WOMAN NOT LOVIN' HERSELF. 875 00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:58,529 HE'S GONNA PUT THE LOVE IN HER. 876 00:54:58,563 --> 00:55:01,866 NOW, ME, I SAY JUST GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT. 877 00:55:01,899 --> 00:55:05,002 HEY, I LIKE YOUR SHOES. HAVE YOU BEEN WORKIN' OUT ? 878 00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:07,838 GIRL, WHAT YOU DOIN' WITH YOUR HAIR ? 879 00:55:07,872 --> 00:55:10,741 BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, 880 00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:15,980 I'M ONLY GONNA BUY THIS HERO SHIT BUT SO MANY TIMES. 881 00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:19,684 [ Trucky ] BACK IN THE BIG CITY, ALL HELL WAS BREAKING LOOSE. 882 00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:22,119 I'M TALKING ABOUT DRUG DEALIN', DRUG USIN', 883 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,822 BOOTY SHAKIN', TOO MUCH DAMN TV, 884 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:28,826 DRINKIN', PEOPLE EATING TOO MUCH, GETTIN' ALL FAT AND SLOPPY, 885 00:55:28,859 --> 00:55:32,697 FIGHTIN', KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL, AIN'T NOBODY READIN', 886 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:34,832 PEOPLE ACTIN' A STRAIGHT DAMN FOOL. 887 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,901 AND CORPORATE AMERICA WAS JUST LOVING IT. 888 00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:39,604 LOOK AT THEM. IT'S A PARTY NOW. 889 00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:43,140 SINCE HE LEFT, IT JUST CHANGED. EVERYTHING JUST WENT BONKERS. 890 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,976 EVERYBODY LOST THEIR MIND AND WHAT NOT. 891 00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,745 POOTIE TANG, YOU SHOULDN'T DO THIS. 892 00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:51,416 YOU SHOULD COME BACK TO THE CITY, WHERE YOU BELONG. 893 00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:57,855 [ Trucky ] BACK ON THE FARM, THE WORST HAPPENED. 894 00:55:57,888 --> 00:56:00,525 POOTIE TANG'S CORNSTALK DIED. 895 00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:02,527 AND FOR THE THIRD TIME IN HIS LIFE, 896 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,730 POOTIE LOST THE ONLY THING THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO HIM. 897 00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:10,535 FIRST HIS FAMILY, THEN HIS BELT, AND NOW HIS CORN DIED. 898 00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:13,037 FARM LIFE WAS DRIVING POOTIE CRAZY. 899 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,640 HE MUST HAVE LOST HIS DAMN MIND. LOOK AT HIM. 900 00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:18,776 DOWN ON HIS KNEES, CRYING OVER A PIECE OF CORN. 901 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:22,713 NOT EVEN POPCORN. REGULAR DAMN CORN. 902 00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:24,749 POOTIE TANG HAD LOST ALL HOPE, 903 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:28,653 AND IT WAS GONNA TAKE A MIRACLE TO BRING HIM BACK. 904 00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:32,790 [ Daddy Tang ] POOTIE. 905 00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:35,826 POOTIE TANG ! 906 00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:47,672 UP HERE, POOTIE. 907 00:57:04,689 --> 00:57:07,625 HEY, WATCH THE LEAVES. 908 00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:13,197 DADDY ? YOU DAMN RIGHT I'M YOUR DADDY. 909 00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:16,634 POOTIE, WHAT YOU DOIN' RUNNIN' AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS ? 910 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:18,669 - DID I TEACH YOU LIKE THAT ? - [ Mumbling ] 911 00:57:18,703 --> 00:57:20,671 HEY, DON'T YOU MUMBLE, BOY ! 912 00:57:20,705 --> 00:57:23,040 [ Cowbells Ringing ] POOTIE, MY BOY. 913 00:57:23,073 --> 00:57:24,975 MAMA DI. 914 00:57:25,009 --> 00:57:28,813 POOTIE, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. I'M PROUD OF YOU. 915 00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:33,784 YOU HAVE SO MUCH LOVE IN YOU, AND YOU CAN GIVE IT LIKE A GIFT. 916 00:57:33,818 --> 00:57:37,822 YOUR FATHER WAS WRONG TO TELL YOU TO GUARD IT LIKE A SECRET. 917 00:57:37,855 --> 00:57:41,258 - W-W-WHAT WAS THAT ? - SHUT YOUR MOUTH ! 918 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:45,129 - WOMAN ! - YOU CORN-ASS FOOL ! 919 00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:50,267 POOTIE, TEACH THE WORLD RIGHT FROM WRONG, 920 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:53,738 BUT LOVE THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME. 921 00:57:53,771 --> 00:57:55,706 THAT'S THE KEY. 922 00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:57,575 WHERE'S YOUR BELT, BOY ? 923 00:57:57,608 --> 00:57:59,577 YOU LET SOME GIRL GET YOUR BELT. 924 00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:02,212 YOU LET THE LADIES GET YOUR BELT. 925 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:05,816 I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN. NOW YOU DONE LOST ALL YOUR CONFIDENCE. 926 00:58:05,850 --> 00:58:09,053 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, POOTIE, AIN'T NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THAT BELT. 927 00:58:09,086 --> 00:58:12,022 I BOUGHT IT AT PIGGLY WIGGLY FOR 95 CENTS. 928 00:58:12,056 --> 00:58:14,091 YOU DON'T NEVER NEED THAT BELT, BOY, 929 00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:16,594 'CAUSE YOU GOT THE GOODNESS IN YOUR HEART. 930 00:58:16,627 --> 00:58:19,697 NOW YOU NEED TO GO OUT THERE AND TAKE THAT AND KICK SOME ASS. 931 00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:23,601 [ Mumbling ] HEY, DON'T YOU MUMBLE, BOY ! 932 00:58:23,634 --> 00:58:25,603 NOW, GO OUT THERE, TAKE THAT GOODNESS... 933 00:58:25,636 --> 00:58:27,237 AND TEACH THE WORLD RIGHT FROM WRONG. 934 00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:30,107 NOW GIT ! 935 00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,800 I, UH-- 936 00:58:55,833 --> 00:59:00,037 I THINK MAYBE YOU AND ME GOT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT. 937 00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:01,772 I, UH-- 938 00:59:01,806 --> 00:59:06,877 I UNDERSTAND YOU AND STACY THERE... [ Clears Throat ] 939 00:59:06,911 --> 00:59:08,813 GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER, HUH ? 940 00:59:08,846 --> 00:59:11,782 [ Bell Dings ] 941 00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:19,056 HAD YOURSELF A LITTLE TIME THERE, EH ? 942 00:59:19,089 --> 00:59:22,960 HUH ? HUH ? 943 00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:27,097 YEAH. [ Laughing ] 944 00:59:29,099 --> 00:59:33,904 OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC ! WELL, PARTNER, 945 00:59:33,938 --> 00:59:36,707 WHEN'S THE WEDDING, HUH ? 946 00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:39,677 HUH ? 947 00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,345 [ Clicks ] 948 00:59:41,378 --> 00:59:45,082 LIKE I SAY, I SURE WOULD BE MIGHTY PROUD... 949 00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:47,818 TO HAVE YOU FOR A SON-IN-LAW. 950 00:59:47,852 --> 00:59:49,654 ** 951 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:54,925 * LOW-DOWN AND DIRTY BOY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 'BOUT * [ Horn Honking ] 952 00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:59,096 * STAY OUT MY WAY AND KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH * 953 00:59:59,129 --> 01:00:02,967 ** [ Continues ] 954 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:06,603 WHAT THE HELL ? 955 01:00:21,919 --> 01:00:27,257 POOTIE TANG ! POOTIE TANG ! 956 01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:31,128 UH-HUH ! WHAT YOU DOIN' WAY OUT HERE ? 957 01:00:31,161 --> 01:00:34,198 YOU KNOW THESE GUYS ? 958 01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:39,870 I COME TO CALL YOU OUT, MAGGOT-EATIN' BITCH ! 959 01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:45,743 YOU AIN'T COME ONE, BUT MANY TINE TANIES. 960 01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:50,014 WELL, I GETS BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS. 961 01:00:50,047 --> 01:00:54,752 NOW, LISTEN HERE, FELLAS, WE DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE HERE. 962 01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:59,323 WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE ON THROUGH, HUH ? 963 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:02,026 WHAT UP, HOPALONG ? YOU JUST BACK OFF THERE, YOUNG MAN. 964 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:05,830 I'M SHERIFF OF THIS HERE COUNTY. [ Trucky ] DAMN ! HOLD UP, HOLD UP ! 965 01:01:05,863 --> 01:01:09,333 REWIND THAT. GO BACK. GO BACK. LET ME SEE THAT ONE MORE TIME ! 966 01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:11,035 I'M SHERIFF OF THIS HERE COUNTY. 967 01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:16,306 OH ! THAT HAD TO HURT HIS ASS ! I KNOW HE'S EMBARRASSED. 968 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,876 SLAP HIM LIKE A BITCH ! 969 01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:22,479 POW-YA ! OOH ! HE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 970 01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:27,317 HE DONE MESSED AROUND AND GOT POOTIE TANG MAD, BABY. COME ON, POOTIE ! 971 01:01:28,953 --> 01:01:31,789 QUESTION: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU-- 972 01:01:31,822 --> 01:01:35,025 WAIT ! HOLD UP ! HOLD UP, POOTIE. 973 01:01:35,059 --> 01:01:40,464 YEAH ! HAH HAH HAH ! CAPA-TOWN, MY ASS ! 974 01:01:40,497 --> 01:01:45,069 OH, YOU NOT SO BAD NOW, ARE YOU ? 975 01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:15,499 HUH ? 976 01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:22,472 YEAH. 977 01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:31,281 [ Belt Hissing ] 978 01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:39,423 * MAKE 'EM SAY UGH, UGH 979 01:02:39,456 --> 01:02:42,026 * NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA * 980 01:02:42,059 --> 01:02:44,862 * MAKE 'EM SAY UGH UGH, UGH, UGH * 981 01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:47,431 * UGH, UGH, UGH UGH, UGH, UGH * 982 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,967 * MAKE 'EM SAY UGH * 983 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,370 UGH, UGH. 984 01:02:57,574 --> 01:03:00,110 GUESS YOU, UM, 985 01:03:00,144 --> 01:03:02,379 SLAPPED HIM LIKE A BITCH, HUH ? 986 01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:06,283 [ Chuckling ] YEAH. 987 01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:08,552 NOW, 988 01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:11,288 [ Clicks ] LIKE I WAS SAYIN'-- 989 01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:17,561 * I WANNA BE YOUR MAN * I WANNA BE YOUR MAN 990 01:03:17,594 --> 01:03:24,034 * I WANNA BE YOUR MAN * YES, I DO 991 01:03:24,068 --> 01:03:26,136 [ Horn Honking ] 992 01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:28,138 * I WANNA BE YOUR MAN * 993 01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:30,507 [ Trucky ] I WAS SEARCHING FOR POOTIE HIGH AND LOW, 994 01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:32,109 THEN I FINALLY REMEMBERED HE WAS AT THE FARM. 995 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:35,245 ALL THIS TIME I HAD BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE FARM. [ Horn Honks ] 996 01:03:35,279 --> 01:03:38,615 HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET HE WAS AT THE DAMN FARM ? 997 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:41,886 ANYWAY, I GOT THERE JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME. 998 01:03:41,919 --> 01:03:44,521 OH, POOTIE, YOU GOT TO COME BACK TO THE CITY... 999 01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:47,057 RIGHT NOW. WHAT'S THE DABBLE, DI ? 1000 01:03:47,091 --> 01:03:49,393 HEY, THERE'S A WEDDING GOING ON HERE. 1001 01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:51,862 MAN, THEY ARE USING YOUR FACE, MAN. 1002 01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:54,899 THEY'RE MAKING YOU SELL THESE PRODUCTS, MAN, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE. 1003 01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,934 I'M TALKIN' ABOUT CIGARETTES, MAN. 1004 01:03:56,967 --> 01:04:00,437 AND LOOK. MALT LIQUOR ? POOTIE TANG MALT LIQUOR ? 1005 01:04:00,470 --> 01:04:02,940 THEY GOT ALL THESE POOTIE-ALIKES, MAN. 1006 01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:05,342 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ? HAWKIN' ALL THIS SHIT. 1007 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:07,077 AND EVERYBODY THINKS IT'S YOU, MAN, REALLY. 1008 01:04:07,111 --> 01:04:11,115 COME BACK TO THE CITY AND LET EVERYBODY KNOW THE TRUTH, MAN. 1009 01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:13,984 COME ON ! 1010 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:27,164 ALL RIGHT, POOTIE TANG ! WHOO ! 1011 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:33,938 OH, HO HO HO ! I AIN'T THE MARRYING TYPE. 1012 01:04:33,971 --> 01:04:38,075 I DON'T MAKE MY BED. I LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP ALL THE TIME. 1013 01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:39,977 I'M A SINGLE-- 1014 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:44,181 OH, BUT SHE IS A LOVELY LADY THOUGH. 1015 01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:57,294 POOTIE TANG AND I ARE THRILLED TO BE OPENING THIS, 1016 01:04:57,327 --> 01:05:02,666 THE FIRST POOTIE TANG BAD TIME BURGER RESTAURANT. 1017 01:05:02,699 --> 01:05:06,303 RIGHT, POOTIE ? SA DA TAY. 1018 01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:08,705 SA DA TAY. GOT THAT ? 1019 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:13,477 THAT AIN'T POOTIE TANG. THAT'S DOODIE TANG. 1020 01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:15,479 YOU KNOW, THAT AIN'T POOTIE TANG NEITHER. 1021 01:05:15,512 --> 01:05:17,481 I KNOW IT AIN'T POOTIE TANG ! 1022 01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:19,516 I KNOW IT AIN'T POOTIE TANG ! 1023 01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:22,119 I JUST SAID IT AIN'T POOTIE TANG ! 1024 01:05:22,152 --> 01:05:25,022 IT'S DOODIE TANG ! SHUT UP ! 1025 01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:27,958 SEPATOWN, TIPI TAIS. 1026 01:05:27,992 --> 01:05:29,626 THERE YOU GO. SEPATOWN, TIPI TAIS. 1027 01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:32,997 [ Tires Screeching ] 1028 01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:35,632 OH, CHRIST. 1029 01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:38,268 [ Woman ] HEY, THAT'S POOTIE TANG. 1030 01:05:38,302 --> 01:05:40,037 WA-DA-TAH. 1031 01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:42,306 DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HIM. THAT'S NOBODY. 1032 01:05:42,339 --> 01:05:45,042 THIS IS POOTIE TANG HERE. 1033 01:05:45,075 --> 01:05:47,744 YES. I'M POOTIE. 1034 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:51,115 NOW, CLAP IT UP, MY HAMMIES. 1035 01:05:51,148 --> 01:05:54,985 RINATINE, MY AMERICA. 1036 01:05:55,019 --> 01:05:59,656 COOLA MAY, MY CA-- 1037 01:06:02,226 --> 01:06:03,760 [ Feedback ] 1038 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:06,196 YOU THINK YOU'VE SOLVED THE PROBLEM ? 1039 01:06:06,230 --> 01:06:08,065 WELL, GUESS AGAIN. 1040 01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:10,967 [ Whistles ] 1041 01:06:13,437 --> 01:06:19,076 SEE, I GOT MORE POOTIES THAN YOU, POOTIE. 1042 01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:29,086 YOU'RE NOT ONLY LATE, BUT YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED. 1043 01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:32,289 AND BY THIS TIME TOMORROW, THERE'LL BE SO MANY POOTIES OUT THERE, 1044 01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:34,258 YOU WON'T MATTER. 1045 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:35,992 HA ! 1046 01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:43,167 HE AIN'T ALONE, MR. RICH MAN. I'M HERE TOO. 1047 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:47,003 WA-DA-TAH ! 1048 01:06:50,407 --> 01:06:53,777 YEAH, BABY. COME ON. 1049 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,752 COME ON. 1050 01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:06,490 BITCH ! 1051 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:12,429 [ Cheering ] POOTIE ! POOTIE ! 1052 01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:24,808 COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1053 01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:31,748 YOU LOOKIN' AT MY ASS ? 1054 01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:14,224 UH-HUH. YOU BASTARDS AIN'T GOING ANYPLACE ! 1055 01:08:17,794 --> 01:08:22,232 BYE-BYE, BAD TIME ! 1056 01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:34,211 ALL RIGHT ! I GOT 'EM, POOTIE ! 1057 01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:36,880 CAPACHOW. 1058 01:08:36,913 --> 01:08:39,716 YEA ! YEAH ! POOTIE ! 1059 01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:43,720 POOTIE TANG IS BACK ! POOTIE TANG ! 1060 01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:47,724 [ Belt Cracking ] NO, NO ! NO, POOTIE, NO ! 1061 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:50,360 I GOT TO SAY THE NAY-NO, MY BROTHER. 1062 01:08:50,394 --> 01:08:54,564 [ Groaning ] 1063 01:08:55,865 --> 01:08:57,934 WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW, POOTIE ? 1064 01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:01,471 WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED. YEAH. 1065 01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:04,674 [ Crowd Cheering ] [ Trucky ] AND THAT'S THE WAY IT WENT DOWN. 1066 01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:08,678 POOTIE TANG GOT HIS MAN, AND BIGGIE SHORTY GOT HER MAN. 1067 01:09:08,712 --> 01:09:11,948 BUT NOT BEFORE SHE HANDLED ONE LITTLE PIECE OF BUSINESS. 1068 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:14,684 [ Doorbell Rings ] 1069 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:22,826 OH, HI. 1070 01:09:40,244 --> 01:09:42,979 MAN, IT IS HOT TODAY ! 1071 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:46,950 OOH, IT'S HOT OUT HERE, MAN. IT IS HOT TODAY ! 1072 01:09:46,983 --> 01:09:49,853 YOU KNOW, IT'S HOT OUT. 1073 01:09:50,654 --> 01:09:52,689 YEAH, I JUST SAID THAT. I SAID IT'S HOT OUT HERE, MAN. 1074 01:09:52,722 --> 01:09:55,659 YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S HOT TOO. 1075 01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:59,829 YEAH, THAT'S WHY I SAID IT, MAN ! IT IS HOT OUT HERE ! 1076 01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:02,732 I KNOW. I'M JUST SAYING IT'S HOT TOO. 1077 01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:09,239 AND AS FOR ME, TRUCKY-- 1078 01:10:09,273 --> 01:10:11,741 OH, SHIT ! MY LASAGNA ! WHAT ? 1079 01:10:11,775 --> 01:10:13,577 OH, GODDAMN IT, TRUCKY ! 1080 01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:15,745 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BURNED THAT LASAGNA AGAIN ! 1081 01:10:15,779 --> 01:10:18,582 WHO I LOOK LIKE ? I'M NOT CHEF BOYARDEE ! 1082 01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:22,752 YOU'VE BEEN BURNING THINGS SINCE THE DAY-- 1083 01:10:22,786 --> 01:10:26,523 YOU KNOW, THAT IS THE LONGEST DAMN MOVIE CLIP I'VE EVER SEEN. 1084 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,325 BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU'RE POOTIE TANG. 1085 01:10:28,358 --> 01:10:30,460 WELL, SA DA TAY. 1086 01:10:30,494 --> 01:10:32,962 EXACTLY. POOTIE TANG, IT'S BEEN BIDDIE HAVING YOU BY. 1087 01:10:32,996 --> 01:10:36,833 AH, BOB, I DABE BA SAMIE, MY BROTHER. 1088 01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:39,669 COLE ME ON THE PANNY STY. 1089 01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:42,739 I'M SORRY. WHAT WAS THAT ? 1090 01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:47,477 COLE-- COLE ME ON THE PANNY STY. 1091 01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,714 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 1092 01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:56,586 COLE ME DOWN ON THE PANNY STY ? 1093 01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:59,756 OH, COLE ME DOWN ON THE PANNY STY ! 1094 01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:04,294 ALL RIGHT ! THANK YOU, POOTIE TANG, THANK YOU ! YEAH, BABY, YEAH ! 1095 01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:11,768 HEY, POOTIE TANG, POOTIE TANG, POOTIE TANG, POOTIE TANG ! 1096 01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:14,371 OH, I LOVE HIM ! I LOVE POOTIE TANG ! 1097 01:11:14,404 --> 01:11:17,040 OH ! OH ! POOTIE ! POOTIE ! 1098 01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:19,343 OH, HE'S SO SEXY ! HE'S SO SEXY ! 1099 01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:22,979 I LOVE POOTIE ! AAH ! POOTIE ! 1100 01:11:23,012 --> 01:11:25,782 OH, POOTIE ! OH, POOTIE TANG ! 1101 01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:28,818 OH, POOTIE TANG ! AAH ! AAH ! 1102 01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:30,954 OH, I LOVE YOU, POOTIE ! 1103 01:11:30,987 --> 01:11:33,557 AAH ! [ Man ] CUT ! 1104 01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:36,025 ** [ Instrumental ] POOTIE TANG GOT THREE GOLD RECORDS. 1105 01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:40,564 POOTIE GET ALL THE GRAMMIES BECAUSE HE'S POOTIE TANG. YES, HE'S TERRIFIC. 1106 01:11:40,597 --> 01:11:43,367 I DON'T THINK HE'S SO GREAT. 1107 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,970 [ Music Stops ] 1108 01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,473 UH-OH. UH-OH, GIRL. 1109 01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:51,708 UH-OH, NOW. POOTIE'S GOT YOU NOW. 1110 01:11:51,741 --> 01:11:55,412 HA HA ! POOTIE ABOUT TO MAKE RESERVATIONS ON YOU NOW, GIRL ! 1111 01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:58,548 OH, GIRL, THE RED PHONE IS BLINKIN' ! 1112 01:11:58,582 --> 01:12:02,419 IT'S OVER FOR YOU NOW, BABY. IT'S OVER NOW FOR YOU. YOU KNOW IT'S OVER, GIRL ! 1113 01:12:02,452 --> 01:12:05,422 HE DONE GOT YOU IN THE RADAR, BABY. POOTIE GOT YOU NOW, GIRL ! 1114 01:12:05,455 --> 01:12:07,691 WHOO ! RED PHONE RINGIN', BABY ! 1115 01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:11,595 RED PHONE RINGIN'. RED PHONE-- OW ! 1116 01:12:12,396 --> 01:12:15,399 MAN'S GOTTA DO, I SUPPOSE. 1117 01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:18,702 I GUESS AS LONG AS YOU GONE, THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU DO NO MORE MOVIES. 1118 01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:22,772 OH ! NO MORE MOVIES. [ Man ] LET'S DO THAT LINE AGAIN. 1119 01:12:22,806 --> 01:12:26,543 I'M GONNA SINE YOUR PITTY ON THE RUNNY KINE. 1120 01:12:26,576 --> 01:12:34,117 [ Screaming ] 1121 01:12:36,886 --> 01:12:41,591 ** 1122 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:46,896 * I'M GONNA SINE YOUR PITTY ON THE RUNNY KINE * 1123 01:12:49,799 --> 01:12:54,938 WE DON'T LIKE NO TROUBLE AROUND HERE, YOU KNOW. 1124 01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:57,774 IT'S A QUIET TOWN. 1125 01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:01,678 YOU LOOK ALL RIGHT THOUGH. 1126 01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:05,615 A LITTLE WEIRD THOUGH, AIN'T YA ? 1127 01:13:05,649 --> 01:13:08,885 THAT'S MY PANNY, DI. 1128 01:13:08,918 --> 01:13:11,621 WELL, 1129 01:13:11,655 --> 01:13:13,590 I SUPPOSE SO. 1130 01:13:13,623 --> 01:13:17,561 YEAH, BABY, IT'S TIME TO GET DIRTY ! 1131 01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:19,563 YEAH ! * LOW-DOWN AND DIRTY 1132 01:13:19,596 --> 01:13:23,166 * BOY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 'BOUT * 1133 01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:26,836 * STAY OUR MY WAY AND KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH * 1134 01:13:26,870 --> 01:13:29,606 * 'CAUSE I'M LOW-DOWN, DIRTY OUT-FIST YA EARLY * 1135 01:13:29,639 --> 01:13:32,476 * STAY UP EARLY TO CATCH THE WORM * 1136 01:13:32,509 --> 01:13:34,077 * NOW, YOU CAN SLIP IF YOU WANN LET ME GET YOU ON THE CORNER * 1137 01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:37,514 * BELIEVE ME, YOU RECEIVIN' SOME BODILY HARM ** 1138 01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:40,149 YEAH. 1139 01:13:40,183 --> 01:13:43,119 I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING 'CAUSE I GOT EARPLUGS IN, MY MAN. 1140 01:13:43,152 --> 01:13:45,522 BUT I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHIN'. YEAH ! 1141 01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:48,792 [ Man ] BOOM ! THAT'S IT. AND EVERYBODY RUN AWAY ! 1142 01:13:48,825 --> 01:13:52,095 RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN ! 1143 01:13:52,796 --> 01:13:57,033 NO, POOTIE STAYS ! [ Crew Laughing ] 1144 01:13:57,634 --> 01:14:00,036 [ Crew Cheering ] 1145 01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:05,675 ** 1146 01:14:05,842 --> 01:14:08,612 * SEE, RIGHT ABOUT NOW IT'S GOING DOWN LIKE THIS * 1147 01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:11,247 * LITTLE J, BABY * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 1148 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,683 * POOTIE TANG, BABY * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 1149 01:14:13,717 --> 01:14:17,020 * MOTOWN, BABY * WHOA, WHOA, WHOA WHOA, WHOA, WHOA * 1150 01:14:17,053 --> 01:14:20,123 * HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT * I'M GONNA GET THINGS MY WAY 1151 01:14:20,156 --> 01:14:22,526 * 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT IN THE RIGHT WAY * 1152 01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:25,962 * 0-7-365 DAYS WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA * 1153 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:28,698 * AND Y'ALL SING HIS NAME * LITTLE J 1154 01:14:28,732 --> 01:14:31,200 * GIRL, SING HIS NAME * LITTLE J 1155 01:14:31,234 --> 01:14:34,103 * GIRL, SING HIS NAME * LITTLE J 1156 01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:36,840 * WHOA, WHOA, WHOA WHOA, WHOA, WHOA * 1157 01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:40,810 * LITTLE J * 1158 01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:44,548 I'M GONNA SINE YOUR KITTY ON THE SEPATIME. 1159 01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:47,617 ** [ Belt Cracks ] 1160 01:14:51,755 --> 01:14:53,623 * WHOA, POOTIE TANG 1161 01:14:53,657 --> 01:14:55,859 * YOU GONNA SINE THAT PITTY POOTIE TANG * 1162 01:14:55,892 --> 01:14:58,194 * YOU GOTTA SINE THAT PITTY POOTIE TANG * 1163 01:14:58,227 --> 01:15:02,699 * YOU GONNA, YOU GOTTA YOU GONNA, YOU GOTTA * 1164 01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:08,037 [ Pootie Tang ] I'M GONNA SINE YOUR PITTY ON THE RUNNY KINE. 1165 01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:12,609 * POOTIE TANG GONNA LOVE THE LADIES * 1166 01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:14,878 * POOTIE TANG GONNA SABE HIS DAMIES * 1167 01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:17,113 * POOTIE TANG, BE CAREFUL THE CHILDREN * 1168 01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:19,215 * POOTIE TANG GONNA DAI ON THE DILDREN * 1169 01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:21,918 * POOTIE TANG GONNA HE GONNA, HE GOTTA * 1170 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:25,054 * HE GOTTA 1171 01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:31,795 * WHOA, IF YOU'RE SELLIN' DRUGS * 1172 01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:35,064 BABY, I'M GONNA SINE YOUR PITTY... 1173 01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:37,801 ON THE RUNNY... 1174 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:39,803 KINE. 1175 01:15:39,836 --> 01:15:41,805 MAN ! POOTIE DONE DID IT AGAIN ! 1176 01:15:41,838 --> 01:15:43,773 * OHH 1177 01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:45,975 7-0-2. 1178 01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:47,777 * OH, OH, OH 1179 01:15:47,811 --> 01:15:53,650 * OH, OH, OH WHOA, OH, OH, OH * 1180 01:15:53,683 --> 01:15:56,352 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1181 01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:59,656 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1182 01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:02,125 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1183 01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:05,161 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1184 01:16:05,194 --> 01:16:08,064 * POOTIE IS A SHOT-CALLIN' PLAYER STACKIN' NOTHIN' BUT PAPERS * 1185 01:16:08,097 --> 01:16:11,134 * HE GETS HIS MACK ON WITH FLAVOR * * ALWAYS PLAYIN' 1186 01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:14,671 * WHEN HE GOES OUT KICKIN' AND CLUBBIN' OR WHEN HE'S WITH B.B BUMPIN' * 1187 01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:17,340 * HE KNOWS THE LADIES THEY LOVE HIM * * POOTIE TANGIN' 1188 01:16:17,373 --> 01:16:20,810 * AND HE'S GOT THIS LOOK IN HIS EYES LIKE I'M HIS NUMBER ONE PRIZE * 1189 01:16:20,844 --> 01:16:23,680 * AND YET STILL HE MAINTAINS COMPOSURE * 1190 01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:26,683 * SO WHEN YOU'RE DOIN' YOUR THING DO IT LIKE POOTIE TANG * 1191 01:16:26,716 --> 01:16:29,653 * HE HANGS FOR SOME TIME WE GET TO KNOW YA * 1192 01:16:29,686 --> 01:16:32,221 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1193 01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:35,391 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1194 01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:38,628 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1195 01:16:38,662 --> 01:16:41,665 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1196 01:16:41,698 --> 01:16:43,933 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1197 01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:47,637 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1198 01:16:47,671 --> 01:16:50,339 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1199 01:16:50,373 --> 01:16:53,643 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1200 01:16:53,677 --> 01:16:55,111 * POOTIE, YOU KNOW YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION * 1201 01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:57,180 * YOU SPEAKIN' WHAT YOU BE FEELIN' * 1202 01:16:57,213 --> 01:16:59,683 * AND NOW YOU GOT ME I'M WILLIN' * 1203 01:16:59,716 --> 01:17:01,885 * WANNA BREATHE THE AIR THAT YOU'RE BREATHIN' * 1204 01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:05,722 * SHALL WE TELL YOU THE REASON I THINK I'M WHAT YOU BE NEEDIN' * 1205 01:17:05,755 --> 01:17:08,992 * COME ON, BABY LET'S TAKE A RIDE JUST WANNA BE BY YOUR SIDE * 1206 01:17:09,025 --> 01:17:11,961 * GOT A FEELING LIKE IT'S MY DUTY * 1207 01:17:11,995 --> 01:17:15,064 * TO LET YOU SHARE MY WORLD JUST WANNA BE YOUR GIRL * 1208 01:17:15,098 --> 01:17:18,001 * 'CAUSE I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE TANGIN', POOTIE * 1209 01:17:18,034 --> 01:17:20,904 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1210 01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:24,040 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1211 01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:26,810 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1212 01:17:26,843 --> 01:17:30,279 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1213 01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:32,716 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1214 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:35,985 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1215 01:17:36,019 --> 01:17:38,454 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1216 01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:44,227 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1217 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:47,196 * HEY 1218 01:17:51,434 --> 01:17:54,971 * OOH OHH 1219 01:17:56,205 --> 01:17:58,441 * OOH 1220 01:17:58,474 --> 01:18:01,778 * BOY, YOU KILL ME 1221 01:18:02,779 --> 01:18:06,315 * OOH, HE'S POOTIE TANGIN' 1222 01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:08,852 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1223 01:18:08,885 --> 01:18:11,454 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1224 01:18:11,487 --> 01:18:14,157 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1225 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:18,394 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1226 01:18:18,427 --> 01:18:20,096 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1227 01:18:20,129 --> 01:18:23,933 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1228 01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:26,435 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1229 01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:33,109 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1230 01:18:41,951 --> 01:18:44,353 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1231 01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:48,091 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1232 01:18:48,124 --> 01:18:50,359 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1233 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:53,429 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1234 01:18:53,462 --> 01:18:56,165 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1235 01:18:56,199 --> 01:18:59,502 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1236 01:18:59,535 --> 01:19:02,171 * IF YOU THINK YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' * 1237 01:19:02,205 --> 01:19:07,110 * ON THE DANCE FLOOR SHAKE YOUR THING IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1238 01:19:07,143 --> 01:19:08,912 CAPACHOW. 1239 01:19:08,945 --> 01:19:12,115 SEPATIME. WA-DA-TAH. 1240 01:19:12,148 --> 01:19:14,784 YEAH, BABY. 1241 01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:04,593 SA DA TAY. 90940

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