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* 1, 2, put me in a suit

[ music playing ]

* Get up on your groin,
motherfucker *

* Go, go, go, go

* Go, go, go, go

* Go, go, go

* Go, go, go, go

* Go, go, go, go

* Go, go, go
* Stop

Yeah!
[ cheering ]

[ new song playing ]

* I'll keep the light on

* Say it

* Say that I'm
the only one *

* Say that I'm
the only one *

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

That's right!

[ toilet flushing ]

* Come on

Hey.

Hey.

I'm with the band.

Really?

What instrument
do you play?

Triangle.

Really?

I really wail.
[ laughs ]

You haven't seen me?

No, but it's a big band.

See you out there.

[ song ends ]

[ cheering ]

Andre, bring
the lights down
real low.

* That song

* We used to play it

* If I could only hear you

* Say it

[ alarm beeping ]

Hmm.

Fuck.

I have to go.

I have to go.

Why you gotta go
so early?

School.

School, eh?

Like, U of T here?

I have math.

Just math?

Yep.
Math, huh?

No, fucking
grade-12 calculus

at A. Meighan High,

second time.

Don't be so freaked.

Why? How old are you?

How old do you think?

I don't know.

Hmm.

[ sighs ]

26.

[ laughs ]
That's...

What, did I get it?
cool. Mm.

Just...

What?

Just keep going.

28?

[ chuckles ]

29?

It's my Jesus year.

What the fuck
does that mean?

Fuck.
Here's your jeans.

Bye.

Go to school.

* Jump and dance

* Jump and dance

* When you smile

* When you see him
walking down the street *

* When you smile

* When he stands
and offers you a seat *

* When you smile

* I can see that
I just can't compete *

* With the way he's got you
where he wants you *

* Under his thumb

* You're under his thumb

* Clap your hands

* If, if he wants you to

* Clap your hands

* He says that it's
so good for you *

* Clap your hands

* He says it's what
you want to do *

* With the way he's got
you where he wants you *

* Under his thumb

* You're under his thumb

* Jump and dance

* Jump, jump away from me

* Jump and dance

* Oh, set,
set my baby free *

* Jump and dance

* She's blind,
she can't see *

* The way you've got her
way under your thumb *

* She's under your thumb

Dude,
that's so cheesy.

Cheesy like your dick.

[ scoffs ]

Fucker.

[ laughs ]

Yeah.

Why are you
laughing?

Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Whoa.

Check it.
It's Twist-off.

Twist-off, hands
where I can see 'em.

Yeah.

[ laughs ]

WOMAN: Let's hustle. Hustle.

Everybody runs.
No walking.

Let's go. Let's go.

WOMAN: All right, everybody
get in position. Get ready.

And go.

Don't roll your eyes at me.

20 burpees.

People, come on.

Up.

Get up. Jump.

I want to see you get up,
all the way up.

You sharing?

WOMAN: What's that?
What are you doing?

What is that?

You, look. Watch me.

Burpees suck, man.

Yeah. I was

actually
thinking of taking
remedial gym.

No, no, no. They, like,
still make you run,

and you have
to line dance.

[ spits ]
Actually?

Yeah.

WOMAN: Seven!

You do
that one again.

Six! All right.

Where'd you get this?

I--I grew it.

No shit? Really?

Yep.

Well, thanks for that.

My name's Claire.

I know.

Henry?

Hi.

What the fuck
happened to you?

Puberty.

CLAIRE: Wait.

Okay. Come on.

Come forward.

Step on. Jump!

Yes!

Jump! No,
Henry, don't go
down the ladder.

Jump.

Henry!

Do you need help?

I dared you.

You're such a dork.

Stop it.

Y-You'll fall for
no reason. Henry.

Look.

Pfft.

I used to be able
to pick you up.

No, you couldn't.
I was 11.

Yeah, I could.

You were a little fat,

but I could still
pick you up.

Yeah, chubby
little Henry.

So why are you still
in high school?

Mm, because I
failed calculus,

and, um,
history,

and
remedial gym.

So why didn't you just
take summer school?

'Cause it's school
in the summer.

Can I dip?

Yes, you can dip.

Thank you.

Want to do a challenge?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
A challenge?

Yeah.
Okay, put it up.

This is
a dip challenge.

You need to put
all this in your mouth.

Sorry.
It's got my spit on it.

Oh, jeez.

And you can't barf.

Ucch. Okay.

1, 2, 3.

Yecch.

Wahh.

See?

Ooh, scary.

[ Claire screams ]

[ laughs ]

WOMAN: Henry.

I'm gonna kick you
in the head.

[ footsteps thumping ]
WOMAN: Coming up.

Oh.

We're having
a clothing drive

in support
of Planned Parenthood,

and I need you
to clean out
your closet,

okay?

Words, Henry.

Use your words.

[ school bell rings ]

Are you cruising
for little girls?

[ laughs ] Little?

They're all,
like, massive.

What are you doing here?

I'm just biking around,

thought maybe you'd want
to come with me.

I don't bike.

Do you walk?

Yeah, I walk.

I walk just fine.

More than fine, I'd say.

[ laughs ]

Okay, we are now
looking for lithium
coin cell batteries.

No, hold on.

Are you build--
Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait, wait, wait.
Slow down.

Are you building
a bomb?

Is that what hap--
Is that--

No. No. No.
No?

So what kind
of party is this?

Um, it's just
a few friends.
It'll be fun.

Oh.
[ blowing lips ]

Excuse me.

Excuse me.
Do you--Hi.

MAN: Yeah?
Yeah.

So you carry
rare-earth magnets?

Rare-earth magnets?

On your right.

Are you serious?
Yeah.

Are you fucking Wicca
or something?

[ laughs ]
Oh, my God.

You're that old,
aren't you?
Mm.

This is, like,
a ceremony in the park

with placenta and shit,
isn't it?

No. no.

That's what I'm about
to walk into?

Ah.
I don't fuck warlocks.

Check this out.

Ready?

Wow.

Geektastic. It's amazing.

[ laughing ]
[ music playing ]

No. No,
that's not cool.

* The time is nigh...

It's broken.

I'll show you.

[ cheering ]

Very good. Drink.

Oh, okay,
cheers.

Hang on.
Hang on.

Cheers.
Cheers.

Dude, you're an old man.

I don't think--
Oh, it does work.

[ laughs ]

Faster.

Dude,
look at that.

Okay, look at it.

[ all scream ]

See? I told you.

Is it me?

Go.
You go, Ruth.

15-2, 15-4, and...

Whoo-hoo!

We will follow you.

This is--[ laughs ]

You need some.
Look.

Hit the streets,
people.

All right.

[ laughing ]

Let's go this way,
this way.

This way. Come on.

[ chatter and laughter ]

* Well, I'm a moon
around you *

* Well, I'm a moon
around you *

* Well, I'm a moon
around you *

* Well, I'm a moon
around you *

Yes!

* Well, I'm a moon
around you *

* Well, I'm a moon
around you *

* Well, I'm a moon
around you *

15-2, 15-4,

15-6, 15-8,

and 3 pair is 6,

and another pair
is 16 points.

Holy shit.

Hey, hey, hey.
Language.

Yowza.
Oh, let's see.
And my crib.

[ gas escaping
from balloon ]

[ high voice ]
I want you to stick

your rusty trombone
in my pussy.

[ laughs ]

What? I do.

[ high voice ]
I want you to spank me
in the ass

and call me
Father Francis.

[ laughs ]

Father Jimmy Francis.

I'm about to take you
to Fucktown,

population--
your dick.

No, it's gone, so--
Oh, it's still

happening. Should I
see a doctor?

Still riding it.
I'm gonna be
permanently like this.

Oh, that sucks.
Would that be hot for you?

Actually, I'm really
down with that.

I think it's
running back now.

Oh, fuck.
It's getting low.

Okay. I think I gotta go.
[ laughs ]

Hey, Mom.

How was your day?

Claire, I told you
to stop asking me that.

Sorry.

* 'Bout to be,
'bout to be about it now *

* Let's think about it,
be huhh, huhh, huhh *

* I'm humble to the rich

* But Edgar Allan
to the po'... *

WOMAN: Claire,
in my office now.

* Can't take it any more

* If we ain't rapping
for these folks *

* What the hell
we rapping for? *

* Everything
I would have been *

* And could have been
are down *

* And everything I...

It's the third week
in the school year.

Already,
we're doing this?

I'm, like,
three minutes
late today.

I've got a file here,
Claire.

Shall I open it?

Mm, no.

Well, I'm going to.

You had less
than 50% attendance

on your course load.

I passed all my exams.

Pulling the fire alarm,

that gave you
a three-day suspension.

You stole some wardrobe

from the drama department.
That was funny.

You were found
in the darkroom
with Neil Levine.

Do you
remember that?

Yeah.

That was me
expressing myself...

Oh, really?

physically.

And you failed
grade 12 math.

I'm never
gonna use math.

You don't think so?
No. I know that.

Like, I know I will
never use math.

Just like you know you're
never gonna use phys ed?

A physical education
credit is mandatory
for a diploma.

Yeah, but then you
have to do burpees
and shit

and, like, beep tests.

Okay, one thing.
What are burpees?

The up-down.

It's so embarrassing.

Claire,
I want your grad photo
out in that hallway.

Can I go to class now?

You're making me late,
and then I'm gonna
get in trouble,

and then I'm gonna
have to come back here,
and we're gonna have

to have another
little--pfft--"chat."

You can't stay in high school
forever, Claire.

You did.

[ school bell rings ]

A. Meighan High debaters

will meet today
in the gymnasium at 3:45.

Happy Birthday today

to Savita Thalavalasingmu
and Henry Niblock.

The Gay-Straight Alliance

will meet today at 1:30
in room 120.

Happy birthday, dude.

Thanks.

What are you doing here?

Going to homeroom.

It's your day.
Let's ditch.

I was
an awesome baby sitter.

Heh. You forgot
to feed me.

No, I didn't.

Once.
Give it.

Twice.
Twice.

I'm not done yet.

Didn't you
have a date...

or something?

What are you
talking about?

Some man with a bike
picked you up
from school.

[ coughs ]

A man?

I don't know.

Uh, yeah.

I did have
a date with James.

He has super-uneven balls...

like, creepy uneven.

Phbbt!

Like, one is, like,
down to his knee,

and the other one is,
like, up in his pelvis.

I'm pretty sure
that's impossible.

No, it's--I thought
it would be impossible,

but it's totally true.

How are your balls?

I'm not about to talk
about my balls.

They're that uneven, hey?

[ scoffs ]

Are they really little?

Have they dropped yet?

I'm not gonna talk
about my balls.

I'm hungry.
You want to eat something?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Yeah?
Put this--

Little balls?

Come, little balls.

Okay, I'm coming.

* The old masquerade

* Is in trouble again

* Yeah, a heart's
not enough *

* To feel
that fellowship end *

* After all the roads

* It's a bitter pill
What?

* To take

* They'll fandango waltz

* And cauterize
your remains *

Do my hair.
Hmm?

Do my hair, too.

* Until this old world...

Hey, whatever
happened to
that, um--

that school?

Oh, the D. Patmore Academy
for Exceptional Learners?

Yeah. The uniform that
you had and everything.

No, shut up.

Yeah, um,
I don't know.

I just told my parents
I wanted to go
to public school.

You're no longer
exceptional
or something?

Well, no,
I still think I am.

It's just that...

Public schools
have girls?

Well, yeah.

[ snickers ]

Do you
bite your nails?

Maybe.

Really?

I rip mine off. Whtt.

Are the windows different
or something?

Yeah, uh,
energy-efficient reno.

Now the house
is freezing.

Hey, I got you something.

You did?

Yep, for your
big, fat birthday.

What'd you get me?

Boo.

Kleenex, wrapped
in your hair elastic.

Thank you very much.

Heh. Um...

You like it?

Yes. I love it.

Do you want
to come inside?

My mom made
Nanaimo bars yesterday.

Yes.

Yeah?

Yes, I do.

Shh. Shh, shh.

Shh, shh, shh.

[ sighs ]

Okay, just wait here.

Surprise!
Surprise!

[ soft laughter ]

Happy birthday,
sweetheart.

Thanks, Mom.

Claire,
is that you?

Hey.

Were you surprised?

Sure, Dad.
[ chuckles ]

[ notes playing
on piano ]

They're,
uh, Russian,

um, for night raids.

Quite old, actually,
from the 1960s.

Cool. Thanks, Dad.

Oh, look, it's
got a long-range
focus on it. Huh.

Hey.

Claire.

It's so nice to have
unexpected guests drop by.

Yeah.

Whoop,
you missed a crumb.

Thank you.

So, Claire, you must be
in university by now.

No, I wish.

I'm doing grade 13.

My victory lap.

Whoo!

[ both laugh ]

Well, Henry sure has
grown up, hasn't he?

Yeah.

Did he tell you that he was
in the Science Fair finals?

Mm-mm.

Hydroponics.

Wow.

This cake
is awesome.

Help yourself.

Well, that's not edible.

181, 191, 193.

191's not prime.

Yes it is, retard.
Give me that.

Hold up a second.

It is. That's crazy, man.

It's a weird one,
like 47.

Dude, I always miss 47.

Oh, Claire,
are you leaving?

Let me get you
a loot bag.

Oh, no, no, no.
That's--That's cool.

I'm, uh--My mom's
just probably

wondering
where I am, so...

Happy Birthday.

* She like the fluid,
groove it *

* If you groove,
I don't mind *

* Stick 'em up high

* Feeling your fire

* If you walk along

* Don't bump my equipment

* Rest of the time,
we was jumping *

* Feel the viral flow

* All in your face,
we mighty go *

* Feel the viral flow

* All in your face,
we mighty go *

* Go, go mighty, mighty

* Go, go mighty, mighty

* Go, go mighty, mighty

* Throw your hands up
mighty, mighty *

[ new song playing ]

* I think about you
night and day *

* I think about you
night and day *

* I feel
a little bit lonely *

* I think about you
night and day... *

Very sweaty.

Well...
You all right?

* I think about you

* Night and day

I got you. I got you.

Don't be late
for homeroom.

[ snorts ]

Hey.

Hey.

So I would have
invited you to my party,

you know,
if I knew about it.

Yeah, that's cool.

It was fun.

Really?

Nope.

Hey, Twist-off.

Bitch.

How are you settling in?

At school?

It's not exactly
difficult.

You making
any friends or...

I've been here
for three weeks.

Decisions happen fast.

Go.

Henry, befriend.

[ rock music playing ]

CLAIRE: Hey, Henry,
you ready? Okay.

Back up.

Okay, 1, 2, 3.

Action.

[ screaming ]

That was really good.

That was awesome.

And so he says we've got
nothing to talk about,

and I said,
"What about Wasaga?

You know, what
about Wasaga, Bob?"

He starts accusing me
of bringing up
the past.

All I am doing is just
trying to remind him
of what we have.

Right? Like,
how strong it is or...

was. Anyway,

I don't even know
what to believe anymore.

Bob was the kind
of guy who--

[ cellphone beeping ]
Shit.

I'm out of minutes.

Let me just go
around back, and I'll--

What, you gotta go?

[ sighs ]

Hey, babe.

Hey.

[ crunching ]

Is that milk
still good?

Doesn't taste great.

[ music playing on video ]

[ blade scrapes ]

[ gunshots ]

Henry!

What?

I've got a strategy.

What kind
of strategy?

I'm not even allowed
to have girls
in my room.

Your mom let me right up.

Stop. Oh,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

I need this space.
Okay.

I can--I'll fix it.
Henry, just chill.

I will--Okay,
I'll make a space

if you stop
touching everything.

I will make the space.
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

So this is, like,
a bluish black, right?

Um, no.

More blue than black,
I'd say.

Fuck. You dripped
on my pants.

And why are we
doing this, again?

Henry, you have
zero impact.

Honestly, you're
like the fucking
invisible man.

Zero impact is actually
scientifically impossible.

Whatever.
My point is

it's not too late
for a do-over.

Okay.
Take off your clothes.

Isn't that
a bit superficial?

Henry, I don't have
all day, okay?

Put that on.

I'm going for troubled.

But I'm not troubled.

Yes, yes, you are.

No, I'm a little sad 'cause
I can't make any friends,

but I wouldn't call it--

Henry,
it's perfect, okay?

You're new.
You're mysterious.
You have no friends.

You've got
this fucking

weird-ass selective
mute thing going on.

I'm not a mute.

I talk a lot now
to certain people.

Yeah, but you
won't have to,

'cause despair alone
will get you laid.

Good. Looks good.

Five minutes.

[ timer dings ]

Are you ready?

Yep.

It's very serious.

Can you
change it back?

No.

It's picture day tomorrow.

[ laughing ]

Really?
It's Picture Day?

Next.

Let's just take a seat.

Yeah, t-turn your knees
just a little bit that way.

Good. Smile.

* Hi

* It's been a while

* Your friendly smile

* Has lost
its charming glimmer *

* Why is it a crime?

* You're free to try

* You'll get
what's coming to you *

* You might let
your guard down, Henry *

* My, look at the prize

* This could be nice

* You've covered
all your bases *

* Climb before you hide

* Then pull your pride

* This will be
waiting for you *

* I go back to zero, Henry

* I see what you think...

So? Am I a genius,
or what?

I'm not sure.

Before,
no one looked at me,

but now, everyone just
looks at me weird.

Yeah, 'cause you
have blue hair.

Hey, freak, nice hair.

Hey, back off, Tiffany.
He's got issues.

Fine. But if you're
planning a rampage,

could you make it
third period?

I've got a quiz.

A bit young for you,
isn't he, Claire?

HENRY: What?

12:00, girl
checking you out.

Where?

My 12:00.

Don't stare.

Just walk like
a normal person.

I am.

Don't be
a creepy mute.

Go.
What?

Hey. Henry, right?

I like your hair.

So what are you
doing tonight?

Well, a bunch of us
are going to the ravine

to hang out and drink
and stuff,

so if you
want to come...

Okay.

Cool, so I'll
see you then.

It's still a weeknight,
you know.

It's still
a different feeling.

I don't know.
It's really--

It's not a science,
you know?

It's like a fricking--

It's a guesswork,
this whole thing.

Oh,
you're so serious.
Mm-hmm.

You're, like, such
a serious rock star.

I was in charge.

[ guitar playing on TV ]

This guy's awesome.

Or it might be good--
Two and four might
be good, too.

Yeah, that's my old place.
Kitchen rehearsals.

You're really young.
When was this?

It's five years ago,
fricking six.

What happened to you?

Oh, it's--
The band aged me.

Yeah.

10-piece band.

My next band's
gonna be two people.

Really? Who--
Who's it gonna be?

Me and you.
Pfft.

I don't want
to be in a band.

This is
a pretty big family,
and I don't know--

This is the good part.

...hard to bring
this many creative
people together,

but it's--
[ cheering ]

It's pretty incredible.

It's really cool.

RUTH: Henry,

tomorrow after school,
I have a meeting,

so I need you to...

Oh.

Claire did it.

That was nice of her.

Uh, I have your tubs

for the Planned
Parenthood thing.

Thank you very much.

That's amazing.

Night, mom.

Good night.

Hey.

Hey.

So, what's up?

Um, nothing.

Hey, Alison.
Hey, Alison.

How about
a ménage à four?

Can we at least walk?

Are you guys going
down to funky town
or something,

or are you hanging out?

All right.

So do you want
to go take a walk?

Sure.

All right,
let's go.

[ music playing ]

[ crowd cheering ]

HENRY: I'm sorry.
ALISON: Wait.

Sorry. Sorry.

Wait.

Really sorry.

Your sock.

BARTENDER: Last call.

Maybe you'll call
this time.

Wow, apparently
she does know you.

Last call at the bar.

Yeah.
905.

Thanks for making
the trip.

Am I gonna
read that in the...

He doesn't shower much,

so you got
at least four days.

Yeah. It's--It's--

Thanks.

Um, you know what?

Just excuse me
one second.

Hey.
Hey.

Hey, what's going on?
I'm going.

You got your coat.
Yeah.

What's all this?

You've got
a lot of fans.

[ laughs ]

Got two arms.

I have no way to get
in touch with you. Come on.

I know you don't.

Why don't you
come to rehearsal?

You can hear
our new song. Hmm?

You were
really good tonight.

Last call for drinks.

Hmm.

Leave me a message.
I'm out of minutes.

Sure you
don't want to stay?

No, I'm good.

Honey, kids sneak out
all the time.

It's just so selfish.

No, no, no, Ruth, just--

Consequences.

Hey, pal.
Where you been?

Oh. [ sighs ]

Bingo, all year.

No, Mom,
not bingo.

Service is a privilege.

Okay, fine. Make me
phone canvass or
stuff envelopes,

or I--sell poinsettias.

We always need
volunteers at bingo.

Yeah, 'cause
it's depressing.

Uh, he--
he has a point, Ruth.

That may be so,

but it is
an excellent
fund-raiser

for Planned
Parenthood.

Oh, fuck you.
Bingo is hell.

[ acoustic guitar
playing ]

[ sighs ]

Hi, Bob.

Hey.

MAN: B-9.

B-9.

N-45.

N-45.

N-39.

WOMAN: Bingo.

[ bell dings ]

So the bingo cards,

one for two,
three for five.

What are you doing,
man?

Pick up
all this stuff off
the table, you know?

You don't want
to miss anything.

And, uh, you know,
wipe the--wipe
the tables down

every 30 minutes
or so, you know.

You go
to A. Meighan High?

Yeah.

I just graduated
from there, actually.

Do you know
Claire Paxton?

Yeah, I actually do
know Claire. She, uh--

She's, uh, what?

She's a what?

She's right here.

She is.
What's up, Claire?

Hey.
How's it going?

Lewis.
Yes.

Yes.
That is me.

That's who you are.

How's life?

It's good, grade 13.

Yeah, I heard.
Henry, we need
some, uh--

We need
some dabbers.

We're running out,
all right?
Yeah.

Keep it clean
out here, guys.

Why are you here?

Is it 'cause of
your hair?

No. I, uh--I got in
late last night.

Did you--

Uh, almost.

Henry, yeah.

What?

What?

What's almost?

Just the tip?

What are you
even doing here?

Your mom told me.
What happened?

Hey, you have to tell me
about it, though, please?

Hey, what happened?

Could you get it up?

Okay. All right.

That wasn't the problem.

Just--Just
the opposite problem.

Uh-oh.

I don't know.

I thought it'd
be more dignified.

Oh.

And there was all these
knees and elbows, and...

I lost a sock.

[ chuckles ]

Relax.

CALLER: B-9.

B-9.

It happens all the time.

Yeah, but this
was worse.

Why?

G-57.

G-57.

I just wanted
to be prepared.

I--
G-55.

I made a kit,

and I--
I lost it.

What do you mean, a kit?

I left it behind.

What are you
talking about?

A kit.
Yeah, condoms, lube,

wet wipes,
a breath mint

in a--
in a plastic bag.

B-10.

Wet wipes?
B-10.

Oh, Henry.

And you...
N-39.

left this...
N-39.

In my sock.

Which is where?

I--I just
took off after.

I--I don't know.

N-42.

N-42.

Do you think
she found it?

Oh, yeah,
she definitely found it.

B-4.
Hmm.

B-4.

You're a kit guy.

Guy with a kit.

I get it, okay?
Just stop.

That sucks.

I'm fucked, aren't I?

I'll think
of something.

N-45.

Maybe I can
just switch schools.

Don't be dramatic.

CALLER:
Play your hearts out,
ladies and gentlemen.

Can I yell, "Bingo"?

No.

Please?

You'll get me in trouble.

Just--
B-9.

Claire, stop.

[ mock scream ]
Bingo.

Sorry. B-6. B-6.

Hello.

That's on the house.
Thank you.

Do you like his hair?

I did it myself.

Don't you have
somewhere to be?

No, obviously not.

I-29.

I'm chilling
with you today.

I'm so sorry. She, uh--

She doesn't work here.

[ school bell rings ]

Hey.
Yeah?

Alison, yeah?

Yeah. Claire?
Can I talk to you?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, it's about Henry.

What about him?

He's, like, really...

complicated, you know?
Mm-hmm.

What's her name, again?

Sally?
Alison.

Right.

I think you
should give it
another shot.

Eh, nah, that's not
an option at all.

You'd be surprised.

What'd you do now?

I told her that you
tried to kill yourself.

What? When?

Before.

Attempted suicide

gets you more ass
than a toilet seat.

I can't believe
you told her that.

Just pills
and a stomach pump,

total cry for help.

I also told her

that you got
kicked out

of your old school
for dealing LSD.

Like, acid?

Yeah.

Just trying
to put out

a bigger story,
okay?

And she's into it.

And if she's not,
you just break up
with her.

I don't know
how to do that either.

Grade nine,
it's easy.

You just stop
talking to her.

Come on.

Whoa, wait.

Let's go talk to Sally.

Hey, Henry,
how are you doing?

Uh, fine, I guess.

This--This is Claire.

Yeah.
It's my friend.

Yeah, we've met.

You know, Claire,
you're actually
my senior buddy.

I texted you,
like, six times.

We should probably go.

So I'll see you
later, Claire.

Okay.

Yeah, all right.

Bye.

Sorry.

Awkward.

Yeah.

* When it all
comes down *

* I want to be with you

* When it all
goes down *

* I want to see you

[ song ends ]
Great. That's great.

Okay. I think
we're done anyway,

so, let's--
let's cut.

Um,
that sounds great.

So before
everyone goes,

my booking agent
called,

and, um, we are
in the festival
in Sault Ste. Marie.

It's amazing.
The festival is--

Like,
the lineup is great.

It's, like,
Rock Plaza Central;

Day, Month, Year;
Plants and Animals;

Boys Who Say No.
Really?

Couple of dates
on the way back,

Sudbury, Espanola,
so plan for,

like, 2 1/2,
probably 3 weeks.

A tour?
Two weeks?

So, wait. Okay,
hold on. A tour?

Yeah.
Jimmy, come on.

What? What, it's
gonna be great.

We have to--
We have to get out
of this town

and start building
an audience again.

So pack
your lunches.
Two weeks.

Yeah.
We're going on tour.

You know, uh--
You know we have

our gigs on Thursdays
and Sundays.

Every Thursday.

Okay. Why don't
we go to the Gem,

and we'll just have
a beer, and we'll
talk about it.

No, you know what?
My sitter's done at 4:00.

Okay, okay.
But you're
coming, right?

Just because I've had a baby

doesn't mean I can't
come on tour, okay?

Okay, Sweetie, good.

I can't go.

I already used up
all my vacation
on the recording.

Okay.
I can't just go on tour.

It's a temp job.
Take some time off.

No, they made me permanent
six months ago.
I told you that.

You either decide
to be in the band, or
you don't. Like, what--

I am in the band, but you
have to check with the band
before you book a tour.

I have ten people's
schedules in my head.
I'm trying to org--

A 3-week tour?

2 1/2 or something.

I'm going.

Wait, don't you want
to come for a drink?

Uh, no.
No, I'm cool.

You're--
Come on, We'll toast--

Why? You're going
to be talking

about tour shit,
apparently.

Tour shit?
I told you about this.

Are you seriously
going to Espanola

with a funk band?

Claire.

That's gonna--
Claire.

It's not
the right crowd.

You're so boring
sometimes, okay?

I'll see you.
I'll see you later, okay?

Okay.
Nobody knows us
outside of Toronto.

[ alarm buzzing
and guitar strumming ]

[ man laughs ]

...wedding, and my mom
had me wear this
ridiculous outfit.

It had frills on it.

You know
I don't wear frills.

That's not me.

What's up, Twist-off?

Tiffany,
I really don't want

to fucking
do this today, okay,

so just shut
the fuck up, please.

Really?
Yeah.

You really want
to start this?

I--I just said
I don't want to start
this, actually.

Whatever. I have
to go to class. Let's go.

Ohh! Ahh!
Get off of me.

Hey! Hey!
That's enough.

You were screaming
like a little bitch.

You had my hair
in your hand.
You saw it.

Fuck. It's fake hair.
Can't even feel it.

You have a fake face.
Whatever.

You know what?
Both of you,

I don't want
to hear it.
Stop it.

In my office,
now.

[ laughs ]

[ music playing ]

* You're so cold

* You're so cold...

And they were totally psyched
to go to the show, right?

Correct.
And then I turn in,

and it's a--
it's actually a gymnasium.

A fucking
high school gymnasium?

Yes, and
the booking agent says,

"You said you wanted
to play Edmonton,

but you didn't say
where in Edmonton."

Did they play the show?
Did they walk out?

Yes, they played the show.
No, no, no, they played it.

They were fucking amazing.
They totally rocked it.

All the ladies are
jumping, screaming.
Hey.

Hey, sweetheart.

You are
out of mints.
Hey.

I was just
telling James

what an awesome time
he's gonna have
on the road.

Yep.

So how's
it going?

Not bad. You're having
beers with my mom
in my kitchen.

Ahem.

Don't trust him,
Claire.

He's a musician.

What?

I came to see you.

Me?

You took off on me
after rehearsal.

Aren't you supposed
to be on tour
or something?

[ laughs ]
You're funny.

I'm not trying
to be funny.

Why don't you come? Hmm?

Why don't you
come on the tour?

What, to Espanola?

[ laughs ]

There is life
north of Edmonton,
you know, Claire.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

Not interested.

Come on, I'm serious.

I was watching you
the other night
in the crowd, and it...

could be like that
every night.

Hmm?

When do you go?

Wednesday.

Or Tuesday.

Hmm.

I don't know.
It's Wednesday or Tuesday.

I can't remember.

I guess you got school
and stuff, huh?

Yeah, I have
a math test tomorrow.

You should go.

RUTH: I usually
put a little bit
of mint in this,

but Edward
forgot to get the mint
at the grocery store.

Mmm. It's okay.

[ laughs ]

These are fabulous,
by the way.

Oh, thank you.

I made them for
a fundraising bake sale.

Mmm, for what?

Planned Parenthood.

Actually, I have
a pamphlet here.

Mom.

Thanks.

There's a number
on the back.

Oh.

There's no such thing
as a stupid question.

Mom.

"Your body--"

Uh, Ruth, maybe
we should, um...

Oh, right.
Yeah.

I'll just leave
you guys to, uh--

Yeah. Just...

Have fun.

Yeah. Yeah, see you.

Have fun.
Bye.

Your mom's
really friendly.

She thought
I was gay.

Oh.

So do you have
any acid left?

Uh, yeah, mm-hmm.

Well,
for personal use.

'Cause I was thinking

that we could drop and
go to the planetarium.

Wow. Okay.

Good idea?

Yeah.
Yeah?

Hey.

Oh, hey.
What's going on?

Henry's
not here tonight.

It's the Baby Seal Hunt.

I know. We have
different charities,
have different nights.

Planned Parenthood is
Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Baby Seal Hunt is today.

It's pretty confusing.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, see you.
Hey. actually...

You think you want
to handle my balls?

You mean
bingo balls?

What other balls
would I mean?

My ball handler
called in sick today.

[ giggles ]

Okay.

And I asked if, uh,
you think can handle them.

I think I can try.

You got some confidence?
Yep.

G-55, guys.

G-55.

It, uh--It's the starting
age for bingo.

[ giggles ]

I-22.

I hope I'm not
working here at 22.

B-8.

Two fat ladies, B-8.

Oop.
Ow.

Watch out.
It'll get you.

It's a very deadly game,
bingo.

O-89.

Just keep it coming.

These balls show no mercy.

So how's school?

[ scoffs ]

I already got suspended,

so I'm off
to a great start.

Fire alarm?

No. Um...

Tiffany McClintock.

Mm-hmm.

She called me Twist-off,
and I...

retaliated.

Twist-off. Fuck.

It's been a while
since I heard that.

Yeah.

Yeah,
I forgot about it.

But I never believed
those rumors, anyways.

Really?

Yeah. They were--

What'd you hear?

I don't know.
It's--It's crazy.

It's crazy?

Mm-hmm.

Tell me.

I heard you gave, like,

20 guys hand jobs
at a--at a pool party.

That's ridiculous.

I know.

That's fucked.

You're telling me.

It was a Battle
of the Bands,

and it was,
like, 12 guys.

Well, I guess you
can see how things

will get, uh, blown out
of proportion, then.

And it wasn't even 12 guys.

It was 10 guys,
'cause 2 guys
came back twice.

Well, people are
just exaggerating
though, and...

Yeah.
you know,

you don't even have
to worry about it,

'cause once you're
done high school,

you know, you just--
It's like a vault.

You know,
when you're
finished,

it's sealed away
forever,

and you don't
have to worry
about it anymore.

Really?
Yep.

Is this your wisdom
that you're giving to me

after two months
of being a graduate?

It's, uh--It is
something that comes
with having wisdom.

You have
to pass it on.

Hmm.

It's--It's a curse
to some people.

But you know what?
It blows my mind

that, um--
that even after
all these years,

people haven't
even changed
the--the name

of, uh--
of your condition.

[ laughs ]
My condition?

You, it's a dis--

It's a plague.
You have--

It's not a plague.
I made a choice, whatever.

You just told me that
that's, like, okay.

I'm sorry.

And now you're telling me
it's a condition.

I--I told you,
I live with my gut.

Yeah, evidently.

And there's
so many, you know,

that I've been thinking
of over the years,
you know, like--

You've been thinking
about this over the years?

No, you know, but--
Yeah?

Maybe. You know, like--

you know,
like Bushwhacker

or, like, you know,
Jerker Berserker,

or, like, you know,
Pipe Cleaner,

The Conductor.
Right.

You know,
or the--you know,
The Carpenter,

you know, 'cause
you're just measuring
all the time.

Sawing away?

Saw it, you know.
Yeah.

The Dabber,
that's a new one,
because I...

That's a bingo-related one.

It is.
It is, you know.

[ soft crying ]

Mom?

He said
he might come by.

He didn't even call.

I don't think Bob's
coming back, Claire.

I think he's gone.

I think
he's really gone.

Mom, it's okay.

I mean,
what have I got now?

What the fuck have I got?

I'm all alone.

[ bubbling ]

[ telephone rings ]

Hello.
CLAIRE: Hey.

Hey. Okay, why couldn't
you tell everyone

I got expelled
for dealing hash?

Pussy drug.

Why?

'Cause the mix,
anhydride and LSD,
is really unstable.

Are you trying
to make it?

My girlfriend
wants to try it.

She want to go
to the planetarium?

Yeah.

Have you ever
even done acid?

No, and I'm
not sure I want to.

There's a big label
on my chemistry set
that says, "Do not eat."

You want to meet
at the park?

Yeah.

Okay.
See you in a bit.

CLAIRE: Henry.

You know that fish
actually can talk?

They can.

What does that one
sound like, do you think?

[ warbles ]

Pfft.

Henry, stop farting.

Pfft.

Ahh! You're terrible
at this.

You're so bad.

[ music playing
over headphones ]

Hey.

Hey, drug dealer.

Hey, groupie.

Do you think I'm boring?

Never.

[ laughs ]

[ dog barking ]

[ distant siren blaring ]

Why do they
call you Twist-off?

'Cause I like
to drink beer.

[ music resumes playing ]

HENRY:
Straight legs. Back.

Fast. Back.

Twist. Back.

[ imitates
kick landing ]

Whaah!

See? That was good.

Pfft.

Blahh. [ yells ]

Henry!
I'm in jail.

[ blows raspberry ]

Henry, come closer.

Come right here.

[ babbles ]

Stop filming me!

[ door closes ]

MAN: You see that?
Where do you cut?

WOMAN: Pie? I cut--
Is that good.

No. You don't want
that woody smell
in this.

Firm after you
steam it,

but not
the woody bit
at the bottom.

Right. Right, yeah...

What day is it?

I got suspended.

There's muffins
on the fridge.

Sweet.

[ TV dialogue
playing indistinctly ]

For Pete's sake,
don't boil them.

Tell my mother-in-law,
please.

[ audience
laughing ]

She's not funny at all.

Hmm.

My kids just
refuse to eat this.

Just refuse.

There's turbulence.

So is this, like,
your community service?

Yeah, kind of.

Uh, we got
a game coming up,

so you--
you better go.

Sorry.

Yeah, but did you bring it?

Yeah.

Here. Don't take a lot.

You don't need a lot.

How much do you
want for it?

Uh...

I told them,
like, 10 bucks each,

does that sound
about right to you?

Sure, I guess.

Henry, what's up, bro?
Nothing.

So I guess you
can't come drop with us?

No. I--I gotta
stay here.

Well, you're the best.
Thank you. Let's go.

Henry, having a good time
talking to your friends?

I'm sorry.
They were just leaving.

You know what?
Let's just go

change the popcorn grease,
all right?

Okay.

So is that girl out there
your girlfriend?

Yeah, I think.

Well, that's cool.

I thought, uh,
Claire was your girlfriend
at--at first.

No, we're--
we're just friends.

Oh, no, I realize that.

She, uh, jerked me off
the other day.

Wait. She what?

Yeah, it was awesome, man.
Dab it.

All right.

Well, tell Twist-off
I say, "What's up?"

Okay, why do they
call her that?

[ knock at door ]

HENRY: Hey, Twist-off!

I gotta go.

[ knocking at door ]

Come on.

Twist-off!

Twist-off!

You there?!

What the hell?

Why are you here?

What, did you follow me
or something?

Bingo hall guy?
Like, actually?

Okay, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Henry, go.

Okay.

Yeah, my hair is blue.

People think
I'm a drug dealer.

I almost lost
my virginity
in a ravine.

Shh. Just--

What? Is that--
That's my fault?

Yes, it's your fault.

The--
The shoulder leaning

and the kissing and--
and your pants off.

Oh, grow up, Henry.

No, I'm not some kid

you baby-sit
anymore, okay?

Oh, my God.
Calm down, please.

Fuck you, okay?
WOMAN: Hey, keep it down!

I thought it would
be good for you

to get out
of your house, okay,

and just have a life
and just be happy
and do fun things.

Like a life like yours?

No. No.

I hear them talk
at school, Claire.

They're not shocked.
They think you're sad.

I don't care
what they say.

Well, I--I know
you don't care.

You don't
fucking care, period.

You're too busy

jacking off
bingo hall guy

and fucking
some other guy

whose balls aren't even.
Shh, shh.

You're doing
everything

with everyone
except for me.

Okay. I'll fuck you.

Is that what you want?

Would that make you
feel better?

It might.

Okay. Let's go.

Not my house, yours.

RUTH: Henry!
I want to talk to you!

[ sighs, laughs ]

What on Earth
have you been doing

in the laundry room sink?

Science Fair.

Oh. Is it
that time of year?

Yep, Provincial Finals.

Ha. What are
you gonna do?

Uh, a chemistry project.

Ah.
Yeah.

[ laughs ]

Did you eat?

[ footsteps on stairs ]

Is this a joke?

Why do you have
all this shit?

Hey, hey, hey,
w-what the fuck
is going on here?

Why is this
all here?

You weren't meant
to see any of this.

Are you in love with me
or something?

Is that what's going on?

No, I'm focused.

What does that mean?

I'm not--I'm not
in love with you.

You're not
in love with me?

You just have
my fucking--

everything of me
labeled and fucking--

Am I just a project
or something?

Is that what--
No.

No.

No?

No, you're not.

Hello. What am I,
a fucking project?

Oh, yeah. Okay, great.

Just be fucking quiet
while I--

This is
my fucking underwear.

Where did you get
my underwear?

They were
in your bag once.

And that just gives you
a right to take it?

You can just
take it from me?

We're done.

No, Claire.

Claire, stop.

[ door slams ]

[ car horn honks ]

Okay, Jay, do you have
the Pope-a-funk tape?

'Cause this thing
has a tape player, dude.

Hey.
Hey.

Is it cool
if I still come?

Yeah, sure.
Yeah?

Come on. Get in.

Hey, guys,
check it out.

Look who's here.
Hi.

Ah, come on,
Jimmy, really?

What? It's no big deal.

Should we talk
about this?

Well, we'll talk
about it in the car.

Come on.
Give me the keys.

I'll take the first shift.

Come on.

Hey, Travis.

Hey. Welcome aboard.

Thanks.

Move your asses over.

It just got
a whole lot crowded.

Jay, you're buying
the coffee.

Hmm.

Are you feeling
better, sweetie?

What are you doing
with your Science
Fair project?

It's done.
Experiment failed.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It happens.

Well, what are you
gonna do next?

I don't know.

Physics, probably.

No, definitely physics.

No mess.

Just me and my computer.

Well, well...

that'll be great.

Oh.

Okay, no, no,
sweetheart, Liddy, no.

It is not how high
the fever gets.

It's how quickly
that it spikes.

But how often are you
checking her temperature?

Okay, I know. Yeah,
that one's an older one.

But the--
It's a better one to take.

Yeah, the one
that's in our--I know.

Well, can I talk to her?

No, sweetheart,
if she's sleeping--

No, if she's sleeping,
don't wake her up.
That's fine.

Okay. I love you, too,
but please call me.

Okay. And please
keep checking on her.

And as I said,
it's in--it's--

Yeah, it's the one
in our bathroom.

Okay. I love you, too.

Okay. But call me.

Okay. Bye.

What's going on?

Uh, Isabel,
she's got fever.

Everything okay?

It's fine.

Yeah?

[ music playing ]

* Where is my man?

* I can't find him

* I just want to find him

* In my bed

* Where is his girl?

* He can't find her

* He's bound to find her

* In my bed

And I just wish somebody
would come up with
something different.

You know what I mean?
Jerker Berserker,

something good
like that, right?

I mean, like, I would,
like, look at the guys,

you know, take 'em in--

stature, width,
girth, you know,

and be, like, "Okay,
that guy's gonna jizz,

you know,
this many kilowatts."

Except this one guy,

his name was,
like, Darren,
or some shit like that.

He had, like,
a penis that was--

I didn't even know
what to do with it.

It was like
a toggle switch.

Like, it was so small.

And I was, like, okay.

So I figured out
how to whuuh.

He came so much,

it was like
Niagara Falls.

Like, I should have
had one of those fucking
ponchos to cover me.

That's--
That's pretty sad, Claire.

Oh, man, not you, too.

Don't do that.

It's funny, man.

It was, like,
a crazy night.

Is it funny?
Yeah.
Is it funny?

I think it's
fucking hilarious.

So do I.
Yeah.

All right.

It was crazy.
Cigarette in school
all the time.

He was on the roof...

Hi, honey.

So I was thinking
we could all go
and get coffee,

since we all have
fourth period spares.

Henry.

Are you okay?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

No, Henry.

Where are you going?

Henry!

No. No, no.
No, we're here.

We're here. We're at
the fucking venue,

and I can guarantee
you that it is
not happening.

Are you sure this is
the right place?

Maybe it's not
the right place.

You're--Oh, you're sorry?

I've got
10 fucking people

beside the side
of the road and--
Jim.

I really
need my phone,

because you're
using my minutes.

I don't have a lot
of minutes.

Can I please
have it back?

Claire, could you
shut the fuck up
for one second, okay?

Just one second.
For once.

This is the gig that's
supposed to pay for
the rest of the tour.

James,
it's my phone.

How can there be
lack of interest?

I mean, there was
Besnard Lakes,

There was
Day, Month, Year.

None of 'em
were into it.
They all said no.

Hang on a sec.
I got a call.

This is just
what happened at
the provincial park.

What happened
at the provincial park?

Oh, Brian, that was
fucking six years ago.
I mean, seriously?

You're gonna lose it
on us now?

You're gonna
bring that up?

Walking away.

Oh, buddy, buddy,
buddy, don't.

I'm walking away.

I'll go talk to him.

Yeah, okay, fine.
You go talk to him.

That's fine.

Can we just
get back on the road?

And we'll figure this out
along the way, okay?

What the hell
are you doing?

Where are you going?

My baby's sick.
I'm going home.

What are you talking about?
We have three weeks of shows.

'Cause I'm not
spending the night

sleeping in a van
in Sault Ste. Marie.

So I'll get you a room.

Okay, whatever.
We're going.

What, you're going too?
You're both going?

I gave up another gig
to do this.

You owe me
300 bucks.

That's just it?
You're just fucking leaving?

Un-fucking-believable.

Can I have
my phone, please?

Yeah.

Attention,
A. Meighen High School.

Today's day of school,

there will be a fire drill
today at 2:45.

[ school bell rings ]

Two fingers there.
That's good.

Really?
Yeah, and then--

That's D.
Yeah, go to the D.

That one?

Whaah.

Yeah.
It sounds like shit.

Well, here.
Hey, ready?

Yeah.

Instant rock box.
Can't go wrong.

Hard.

[ loud note plays ]

Ohh!

[ playing guitar ]

Guys, guys, guys,
I think they want
to open the doors.

I think
the sound check
is over.

[ plays note ]

Hey, can I get a menu?

Yeah, for sure.

[ sighs ]

Oh, okay.

You look a little tired.

Yeah, it's been
a long day.

JAMES:
Wow, are all those
pictures of you?

Yeah, I take a picture
of myself every year
on my birthday.

No way. Can I--
Yeah.

Can I come--
Yeah, come on.

Wow, that is--

Wow, cool.

That is a great idea.

Well, you know,
good ideas come
when you're drunk.

It's been known
to happen for me, too.

When was this one taken?

Oh, no, I can't.
I can't tell you,

'cause you could do the math
and figure it out.

Oh, right, and then
give away your secrets?

Uh-huh.
Yeah. Yeah.

You haven't
changed a bit.

Yeah, no, I have,
just a little bit.

Changed for the better,
though, right?

Thank you.

All right.
What's good here?

Um, you know,
I saw you play.

I saw your band
play at the festival,
the Clark Festival.

Oh, my God. Really?

That was, like,
20 years ago.

I think it
was more like five.

Yeah, it--

At least five years.

God, don't remind me.

You guys are amazing.
I love the way

you mix up
the glam and the rock

and the funk
and the--the makeup
and the costumes.

I mean, it's just--
It's amazing.

Yeah, I'm not sure
if we'll be doing
the makeup tonight.

I was like--I think
we might do

a kind of stripped-down
version of things.

Lame.

[ laughs ]

Can I get you a drink?

Um...
I would love a drink.

Do you have
I.D., honey?

Claire.

I--No, I would just have
ginger ale, actually,

or a Coke, if you got it.

Can I get you a beer?

Yeah,
you talked me into it.

* Yes, I pray

* I pray

* Sometimes I feel like
a motherless child *

* Wandering across
the world *

* It's so wide and so wild

* Until I find myself

* In a house
near the river *

* And I heard
a voice saying *

* It was my voice praying

MAN: You suck!

* Take me
* Wash me

* To the river

[ blades scraping,
clashing ]

[ growl ]

Special delivery.

Um...

You're gonna
eat a large pizza
all by yourself?

BARTENDER:
Pizza? I'm starving.

You might want to sleep
in the van tonight.

[ owl hoots ]

Hi.

Come here.

Travis, can you
scoot over?

[ train crossing bell
ringing ]

Hey.

Hey.

I'm just
getting my shit.

Yeah, sure.

You know, you're
still totally welcome
to come with us.

Yeah, I'm not coming.

I'm gonna go.

Okay.

It's just I can't
exactly leave you here.

I mean, what are
you gonna do?

I called my mom.

Yes? What?

Okay.

It's just we got
this ferry to catch,

and I don't--you know,
it's the only one today.

Man, go, okay?

Okay.

If that's what you want.

Okay.

Hey, bye.

You know you have to be
out of here by 10:00, right?

Yeah.

Okay.
Have a good tour.

Yeah.

JAMES: Okay, let's go.

No, she's not coming.

Well, she's a adult,

so I don't know what
you want me to do.

[ van starts ]

[ crying ]

Hey, Mom,
it's Claire again.

Um, I think you're probably
out of minutes or something,

but I'm stuck,

so if you could
call me back right away,

that'd be awesome.

Okay, bye.

[ music playing ]

* Stand, oh

* Stand, oh

* Stand, oh

[ beeps, music stops]

Fuck.

[ birds chirping ]

[ train horn blowing ]

[ dial tone ]

[ coins clink ]

[ dialing numbers ]

[ sighs ]

[ line ringing ]

[ ring ]

HENRY: Hello.

Hey.

[ turns off volume ]

Hey.

What are
you doing?

Nothing.

Um...

Where are you?

I--I don't fucking
know, actually.

Um, Jimmy
took off with, uh,
the band and shit,

so I'm by myself

kind of
in the middle

of fucking
nowhere, and...

Henry.

Yeah?

I'm sorry, man.

I'll come get you.

Where are you?

That'd be awesome.

Yeah.

Sorry this
is so fucked.

[ laughs ]

But that'd be
really awesome.

Of course.

[ music playing ]

Claire.

You took a cab?

I don't have
a driver's license.

Thank you.

This belongs to you.

I get it.

It's creepy,
and it's weird,

but I also have
314 milk cartons,

over 65 different
species of beetle,

and over 6,000
cat's-eye marbles.

6,000?

Yeah.

You're nuts, man.

[ laughs ]

You are.
You're crazy.

Look at this.

I totally
remember this.

We went to, like,
a fish restaurant.
Yeah.

I think that
was the only time
I fed you.

Remember?

Pretty much, yeah.
Yeah.

Eww. Is that gum?

Is this my gum?

You were done with it.

That's creepy,
Henry.

That's
officially creepy.

I'm stealing
the shampoo.

[ blow dryer whirring ]

Henry.

[ whirring stops ]

* Dance party
in the Jacuzzi *

[ fingers snapping ]

[ chuckles ]

[ kiss ]

Hoo.

We have to fix this.
It's fading.

Oh, fuck off.
We have to redye it.

No.
Yep.

No.

Yep.

So, are you,
like, tired?

No, not really.

[ snorts ]

What?

Nothing.

Bullshit. What?

I--I don't know.
I just--

You weren't
as good in bed as I
thought you'd be.

Ouch.

You have no frame
of reference.

But am I wrong?

[ laughs ]

No.

[ both laughing ]

We should
probably go.

Yeah.

You have
to let me back in.

You're an adult, Claire.

You can go
to a community center

and get
your equivalency.

I'm trying, okay?

It's not enough.
I'm sorry.

Well, I'm going to,

so you have
to let me do it.

No, I don't.
Yes.

No.

Well, what am I
supposed to do, then?

I'm just supposed
to, like, not have--

Then that's your fault
that I didn't get a--

That's my fault?

Yes, because
I'm asking you--

You were absent.

Well, I'm embarrassed,
okay?

Because I don't
understand math,

and it makes me feel
like an idiot,

and I'm lost,

and I feel like I can't
even concentrate,

so I don't
come to class,

and that's why.
And I don't--

Now I have a friend,
and I think he
can help me.

You have a friend?
Yeah.

Hmm.

And he's really smart,

and I think he
could probably help me.

All right, people,
wake up.

Hey, just
because this is
remedial gym,

doesn't mean
you won't sweat.

Now, we're
gonna start with
a long-distance run.

We're gonna go twice
around the school.

Take as much time
as you need.

On your mark.
Get set. Go.

[ faint whistle ]

* I'm fine

* But I've nothing to give

* But I just
have to leave... *

Oh, for fuck's sake.
Jeez.

I can taste blood.

Oh, actually?

I seriously
might die.

Oh, come on.

* I don't want
to be seen, enough *

* I would run
and live on a train *

* Yes, I lie

* If I tell you that I'm right

* Oh, baby, I lie

* If I tell you that I'm right

* Oh, oh

* Face

* I'm down

* 'Cause I've
nothing to lose *

* I'm alone in a cruise

* Enough

* I would run
and live on a train *

* And now

* I'm crying

* 'Cause I don't want
to be here *

* I don't want
to be seen, enough *

* I would run
and live on a train *

* Yes, I lie

* If I tell you that I'm right

* Oh, baby, I lie

* If I tell you that I'm right

* Oh, baby, I lie

* If I tell you that I'm right

* Oh, baby, I lie

* If I tell you that I'm right

* Oh, oh

* Ahh

* Ahh

* Destination nowhere

* On this train

* Destination nowhere

* On the train

* You got nothing to lose

* Except you

* Yes, I lie

* If I tell you that I'm right

* Oh, baby, I lie

* If I tell you that I'm right

* Oh, baby, I lie

* If I tell you that I'm right

* Oh, baby, I lie

* If I tell you that I'm right

* Oh, oh