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This programme contains adult
content, full frontal nudity from
the start and throughout.

In a time where your online profile
defines who, how and where you date,

we strip away the likes and
the swipes, leaving only
the unfiltered truth.

As we have a more instinctive
way to find love.

Can picking a partner based
solely on natural beauty...

Ohh. Wowzers.

OK.

..help you find the one?

Ah! Wow.

This is the first time
I have seen a vagina.

Yeehaw. Whoa-ah-ah!

We like to start where
a good date ends...

It's time to see some poon-poon.

..naked.

Tonight, a textile artist, a chef

and a zoology student

let it all hang out for
their potential soulmates.

Come on. Let's see them.

They look like they've got babies
in there. What is that?

Lick the lizard.

Right, I'm looking for the dick that
I want to suck for the first time.

Would that hurt me, though?

I had 17 piercings.

You had... I've only got six now.

SHE SINGS

I've never had a tit-wank before.

We know it's what's
on the inside that counts.

He can make his cock move.

Oh, my God.

But you've got
to like what's on the outside first.

Woo!

You're what I call sex on legs.

They're bangers, innit?

So you're the queen of the blowjob?

Blimey.

It's time to try dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction,

the show full of bodies
that are not to be sniffed at.

No, seriously,
please don't sniff them, honestly.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be
picked to go on a date.

But who's doing the choosing?

I'm Iain, I'm 32

and I'm from Manchester.

By day, I'm a sleepy IT consultant,

by night...

..pro wrestler,

also known as Jet Fashion.

Basically, I just take my shirt off
and people cheer.

I love it.

I would describe my fashion
style as sports metal,

'80s Miami.

Always roll the sleeves.

They're the key rules.

♪ Where have
all the good men gone... ♪

I haven't always been
this confident.

Basically didn't date
anybody at university

cos my psoriasis like popped off
in all sorts of horrendous ways.

Hairline, hands.

♪ I need a hero... ♪

Once I started wrestling,
I got buff

and transformed myself
from like skinny guy

to some guy
with kicking pecs and sick delts.

♪ You're the best!

♪ Around!

♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down... ♪

I'm single because...

..I just don't meet
many like-minded people.

I'm always on the lookout
for a meaningful connection.

So come on, Naked Attraction,
give me somebody I can grapple with.

IN WRESTLING ANNOUNCER STYLE:
It's Jet Fashion!

I am loving it.

So, Jet Fashion,
or can I just call you Iain?

Ian's OK. Iain's OK?
Iain's all right.

So listen, you're a sexy pro
wrestler,

so you must have had
hundreds of ladies

chucking their pants at you, surely.

Yeah, posing around with my shirt
off is a great advertisement

but it's a male-dominated world,

so the odds are kind of against me
a little bit.

You've not met your life
partner yet.

Not yet. OK.

How do you feel about getting
your kit off later?

Yeah, I'm into it, I'm ready,
you know.

I've not always been the most
body confident but... Oh, really?

..since I started wrestling
and started going to the gym,

I like myself in the mirror.

I've never met a mirror I didn't
like ever since. I'm loving that!

OK, are you ready to play the game?

So ready. Let's go.

You have got six coloured
pods in front of you,

each of which contains
a totally naked lady.

And they each have
a physical attribute

that you have told us
you find attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you
bit by bit.

All you need to do is whittle them
down from six to one,

using naked attraction alone.

All right.

Can we see the bottom
half of the bodies, please?

I don't know where to look.

Everywhere!

Wow, amazing.

You've got six fannies.

Never been in this situation before.

Let's go orange first.

OK.

Now, before I came on this show,

I did not have a view
on vulva choice.

All vulvas are beautiful.
They are indeed.

And I love going down on vulvas
and the rest.

OK, so, orange, you like her vulva.

So where do you want to go next?

I'll check out yellow.

What do you think of her vulva?

Oh, it's nice, really tidy, right?

Is that a piercing?

Ooh!

OK, so it's a clitoral piercing.

OK.

I want to see blue.

She was giving me great energy.

Can we have a twirl?

Oh, nice bum. Got lots to grab.

What do you like to do with a bum?

Oh, you know, all sorts.

I want to get my face in it.

Are we talking rimming?
If conditions allow, yeah.

Anilingus, or rimming,

is sexually
stimulating your partner's anus

using your tongue by licking,

kissing or penetration.

And according to one survey,

40% of Brits are down
with a bit of bum fun.

But be warned,
faecal matter and e-coli

live in the anal area,

which can make you sick
if you digest them.

So before you get your
tongue stuck in,

be sure to clean your ring.

Blue, are you up for a little
bit of rimming?

No. Thumbs down. That's fine, yeah.

No, no, spin back round, just
before Iain gets his face in there.

Moving on. Red.

Really slender legs, really nice.

Lovely nails.

Can we have a twirl?

Wow. Super tidy. I love that.
Yeah, OK.

Ooh! Are we a pro-spanking
booth there, red?

She's into that. Yeah, OK.

Do you ever sort of like bust out
a few kind of,

you know, pro wrestling moves
in the bedroom at all, Iain?

There's crossover skills. There's
something called the tombstone
piledriver.

What is a tombstone piledriver?

I would be stood as I am. Yeah.

And then they would be
rotated upside down.

OK. Held in place.

Yeah. Face in, face in.

Wow. All the faces, all the places.
Wow.

Have you ever been
tombstone piledriven?

No. Would you like to be?

Yes, she would. All right. Wow.

OK. Pink. Pink.

Tidy vulva.

Could you see yourself
getting right in there?

I could. You could. I could.

Green.

Appreciate the decorative pubic
hair. You're into that, it's like
whatever they're into.

Yeah, whatever. Have you ever had
any accidents in the bedroom?

Yeah, well, being a wrestler,
there's a lot of power involved.

So this one time, it was
all going pretty well.

Yes. I was putting the power down.

Right. And then slipped out.

And then for me it was like
punching a shark on the nose,

banging against
the wrong part, you know?

But for her it sort of bled
after that.

So she had a vaginal tear?

Um, yeah. Oh, Iain.

But it's OK, I sent her
a Moonpig card to...

..to compensate.

LAUGHTER

So not flowers, not chocolates?

Amazing. I...

Oh, God, I love that.

OK, you've got six
ladies in front of you.

One of them you're going
to have to say goodbye to.

Oh, my God.

OK.

I'm going to have
to eliminate pink.

Why pink?

Just in terms of physical charisma,
you know.

Sort of the energy I was getting.
Not today.

OK. You are saying goodbye
to Charlie, 36,

pension administrator
from Hampshire...

..and she's a looker!

Oh! Charlie, come down, say hi.

Would you have liked to
have wrestled with Iain?

Ooh, we could've had a bit of fun,
couldn't we? Definitely.

Charlie, off you go, my love.

Thank you.

Could have been, could have been.

Wasn't attracted to him,

so I'm not disappointed.

In this round, you get to see
the middle part of the bodies.

OK, let's see the
girls' boobs, please.

So slow! Come on, give me boobs.

I know.

Hmm.

Huh.

I'm feeling red.

What do you think of those fun-bags,
then? Could you wrestle with them?

Absolutely. They're just right,
aren't they? It's the old
Goldilocks situation -

not too small, not too big.
Not too big.

Who shall we have next? Green.

Smashing pair. Lovely and full.

Poster-worthy stuff.

Rated. Yeah, rated?

Rated. OK, green is rated.

Go blue.

Definitely couldn't fit
those in my mouth. No, OK.

But I would fit between them
pretty well, I should think.

And you'd have fun trying,
presumably. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Let's go yellow.

Swish the hair from the boobs
for a full appreciation.

I like them. Yeah?

Yeah, I could definitely
completely envelop them

and then grip and rip.

Grip and... Gosh, are you up for
a bit of grip and rip, yellow?

Well, I mean, staggeringly, she is.

So you are a professional wrestler,

so would you quite like to see what
these ladies might look like posing?

A pose down? Yes!

Girls, can you give us

your best sexy, strong silhouette?

Starting now.

Oh, blue is pulsing there.

Dance moves coming in.

Work it, mix it up.

Oh, yeah, let's see a double bicep.

Very good, ladies.

Loving that.

Blue, you look like you're doing

sort of Bruce Forsyth.

Some staggering posing
going on there. What are we saying?

Well, yellow was doing some
Hulk Hogan moves. OK.

That was a good superhero pose
over there in orange, yeah.

OK. It's decision time.

One of them has to go.

I'm going to eliminate...

..yellow.

I felt like the muscular poses,
showing off,

didn't quite come as naturally
as the others.

OK.

So, Iain, you are saying
goodbye to Kirsty,

and she's 36.
She is a chef from Worcester.

Hello! Kirsty, come and say hi.

Hey. Hi, you all right?

Yeah, hi.

Kirsty, is he your...?
Yeah, definitely,

I was getting turned on just
by looking at his boots, so, yeah.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

You're not going to be getting your
hands on that tackle, not tonight.

Goodbye, Kirsty.

Love to have wrestled with
Iain around my bedroom.

Grr!

Coming up, Iain bares all

before choosing who to date.

This is extremely hard.

And a brand-new singleton

gets to pick a partner

based on naked attraction.

Beautiful.

Earlier, pro wrestler Iain whittled
six potential dates

down to four, based solely
on naked attraction.

He can only choose one girl
to take on a date,

so who will he lose next?

Just remind us
again, why are you here?

I may be, you know, a wrestler

who likes to flash his shirt off and
stuff

but I'm looking for a meaningful
connection.

So it's time to have a relationship?

Yeah, I think so.

This is the round where you
get to see the girls' faces,

but don't forget,

they get to see you.

Here we go, can
we please reveal the girls' faces.

Oh, my.

I don't know how I'm going
to choose.

Who would you like to go
and look at first?

Let's see red.

Red. Throwing me the wink, you know,
that's it, exactly.

Gorgeous. I love the hair.

Nice full lips, yes, kissable lips.
Kissable.

I do love to kiss, really do.
Oh, do you? Yeah, big into that.

How do you know if a girl's going
to be a good kisser?

The wetter the better, really,

in general, you know, across the
board. Right.

When lips lock, it really is
the wetter the better

for men wanting to smooch
their way into the sack.

Guys, your spit carries the sex
hormone testosterone,

which not only makes you appear
more attractive

to the person you're snogging,

but also enhances
the woman's sex drive.

No wonder a recent survey found that

men are 15 times more likely
than women

to initiate a kiss.

OK, green.

Gorgeous. Lovely, like, full cheeks.

Think she's working it, she's really
working it. Yes, absolutely.

All right.

What are you
liking about blue's face?

Very friendly, very nice.

She's a cheeky one, isn't she?

Sparkling eyes, yeah, I've seen
cheekiness the whole time.

Orange, then.

I love the hair, mermaid central.
Yeah, yeah.

And again, she's really
flirting with you.

I know, I know.

Oh, what am I going to do?

OK, it's decision time.

One of them has to go.

This may be one of the hardest
things I've ever had to do.

I'm going to have to lose blue,
sorry.

Why blue?

Just on the hair front,

just stands out a little bit less
than the others.

So, Iain, you are saying
goodbye to the lovely Tina.

She's 48, she's an admin officer

from Weston-Super-Mare, by the sea.

Hello, madam.

Could you have got him
in a headlock?

Well, if he's really nice, yeah.

May have met my match.

Off you go, Tina.

She's holding that head up high.

He is definitely not my usual type.

Men my age, they don't tend to
have a lot of hair left,

especially not that much.

This is the round where you get to
hear the girls speak. OK.

So, girls, Iain, as you know, is
a professional wrestler.

His professional name is
Jet Fashion.

So Jet, because he's
fast and nimble,

and fashion
cos he's always in style.

So if you had a wrestler name,

what would it be and why?

Orange seems ready to go, confident.

Let's have it, orange.

Smackdown Sophie because one night
with me,

you're going to want to tap out.

LAUGHTER

One, two, three, out.

Wow.

That sounds a little bit
down south.

Essex. Do you like the sound of her?

Yeah, absolutely. OK.

Green.

Petra The Punisher.

Pick me or not, I'll punish ya.

MIMICS WHIP

Voice is lovely.
I couldn't place the accent though.

I'm Hungarian. No way.

But I live down south.

She's Hungarian, lives down south.

ANNA MIMICS WHIP
So...

Let's go red.

My wrestling name would be
Iliana The Incredible,

and my moves are going to
show you why.

Ooh.

Oh, ho, ho, ho, Iain.

HE LAUGHS

I feel like I want to see the moves,
yeah.

I'll start gentle, don't be scared.

She talks a great game.

Right, one of these lovely
ladies has got to go.

Orange.

Just seemed to inhabit the character

a bit less than green and red.

OK. I'm sorry.

You are saying goodbye to Sophie.

She's 25, a content creator
from Essex,

and she's a beauty. Mm.

Hi, you all right? Hi.

What do you think
of Jet Fashion, Sophie?

Do you know what? I'm not too
disappointed,

because at least
you're not going to smash my vulva

and I get a Moonpig
card in the post. Yes.

Sophie, goodbye.

Sashay away.

LAUGHTER

That was a smackdown, Iain.

Yeah.

Iain's wrestling name was
Jet Fashion,

which I find quite ironic

because that shirt didn't look
very fashionable.

Now, up until this point you have
been ogling them. Mm.

You've seen everything they've got.

It's your turn to get that kit off.

Say farewell to those
pleather jeggings.

Goodbye.

Based on Naked Attraction,

32-year-old pro wrestler Iain

has whittled six girls down to two.

22-year-old zoology student Petra

and 31-year-old model Iliana.

But only one can go on a date
to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

The last time you saw Iain,

it was in his shiny leather trousers

and his wrestling boots.

All of that is about to change.

SHE LAUGHS
In you come, lad.

♪ You're simply the best

♪ Better than all the rest... ♪

Very well worked out, young man.

You get the cleavage now.

Yeah, let's have the cleavage.
You get the full-on cleavage.

And another one.

Oh, I'm loving that one.

Iliana, what do you
think of Iain's physique?

Yeah, I like the chest,
it's nicely built.

I like the long hair.
I can plait it and stuff.

Can you play with that?

Oh!

Well, obviously, yeah.
Well, there you go.

Talk the talk, walk the walk,
play the game.

And, Petra, what do you
think of Iain's body?

He's got a really great butt...

..to grab on to.

How do you feel about Iain's penis?

Fabulous.

Now, you're going to have to
make a decision.

Who are you going to
take on your date, please?

Petra or Iliana?

This is extremely hard.

I'm going to pick...

..Iliana.

Iliana!

Yay.

Why Iliana?

Just, I've been getting energy
since round one, I think.

Petra, it is time for you to tap out

of this particular wrestling match.

Goodbye.

Sashay away, lady.

Iain didn't pick me today,
which is quite a shame

because I would have loved
to give him a bit of whipping.

MIMICS WHIP

Two perfect bodies.

Next time you meet, it's going to be
with your clothes back on.

Are you guys excited?

Yeah. Yeah.

Be careful with her, Iain.

See you later.

I'm super stoked for the date,
like,

because she's just gorgeous

and seems hilarious.

We're going to have a
laugh on the date

and I'm actually quite looking
forward to a tombstone pile-drive.

Boom!

Yeah!

Hi. You look very nice with
clothes on, actually. Yeah!

Oh, when she first
walked in, she looked amazing.

I fancy the pants off her.

I fancy the sequinned top off her.

So I can feel the connection,
definitely.

I like your colour shirt.
I love purple.

I've gone for the Double Decker
combination.

What's Double Decker?
The chocolate bar.

Fashion sense is not that great,

but we can work on that.

Whip it off.

Let's do the show again.

Definitely the kind of person
I want to take things further with

cos she's super interesting,
super nice, super friendly,

super everything. Super woman.

What do you call it?

Little Iain?

Little dude? No, just my dick,
just, it's just my dick.

Well, at the minute, we'll just say
it's Illy's Willy.

You're taking ownership of that,
just like snatch it up, yeah.

Illy's already laid claim
to my penis, it seems.

I mean, there might be
a fight for the rights over that,

but it's a fight I'm
willing to go with.

Thank you for picking me to come
on this date.

My pleasure. I've thoroughly enjoyed
it.

How could I pick anybody else?

So cute.

This date has been absolutely
wicked, actually.

I think he could be boyfriend
material

if I can...

..buy his wardrobe.

He's not wearing no two-tone
shirts and shit, yeah.

I'd love to do it again,
or even tonight,

if we can see where
the night's going to take us.

Oh, we could be naked
somewhere else. Oh!

Cheers. Cheers.

Hopefully, Iain's got 20 quid
in his wallet

and he can take me for a
few tequilas.

Yeah.

Yes. Hello. Hi.

Awesome. How the devil are you?

I'm good. Much better now.

So what happened after the date?

What happened after the date?

Do you want to enlighten me

cos I feel like you know
something I do not?

You don't remember? No.

Right. There were some slight moves
made.

SHE GASPS AND LAUGHS

Oh, shit.

Have you been in contact since the
date?

We've been sending texts
and trying to make plans.

Although I don't answer him
as quick as I should do,

cos if I don't answer within
so many hours,

I get a question mark

and that's so annoying.

So how are you both feeling?
Do you fancy each other?

Yeah, I'm down for it.

I fancy the pants off you, still.

Thank you.

I'm definitely down
for date number two.

Nah. Yeah?

No?

No, no.

I'm so sorry.

That's a shame, that's all right.

You're so sound but I just feel like
I should want to pounce on you

like a black panther and like
"Rr-bl-bl..."

I feel you. ..and I'm not getting
that. Makes sense. I'm not getting
that.

That's all right.

♪ There's always a space in
my heart for you. ♪

Welcome back to Naked Attraction,

the show that's got more studs
and mares than the Grand National.

Inside each of these six pods,
I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked
to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing
this time?

I'm Leon, I'm 31

and I'm from south London.

I started skateboarding
when I was about 14.

I wanted to immerse myself
in alternative culture,

so I got into, like, heavy metal,

tattooing, and it all led me
to skateboarding.

When I was younger, I was quite big
and it did affect my confidence.

I never felt like the attractive one

and I was like
every girl's best mate.

When I hit uni, I lost
a lot of weight really quickly

and I got a lot of attention
on the back of that.

It was like, "This girl likes me,
this girl likes me,

"this person likes me", and in that
really sexual period of my life,

I was just being experimental
and I wanted to learn.

Up until this point, all
my partners have been women,

but I'm keen to explore
my bi-curious side.

When it comes to dating guys
I am a complete virgin,

and the main reason I want
to come on Naked Attraction is,

I want to throw myself
in at the deep end,

choose between an attractive girl
or attractive guy

and understand my sexuality more.

♪ I'm just curious, is it serious? ♪

Leon, welcome to Naked Attraction!

Check that out, what an entrance.

Oh, ho-ho! How are you doing?
Welcome. Lovely to be here.

Now, listen, this is the first time

that you are going to be seeing
men and women totally naked.

I know, right? How are you feeling
about that? I am super-excited.

So why are you single?
You're gorgeous, what's going on?

When I was younger, I was quite big

and then out of nowhere,

I just sort of like lost
the weight really quickly.

Got random attention, and it just
really started

to make me want to explore all the
sides of my sexuality. Good for you.

How do you feel about getting
naked later on yourself?

Oh, awesome. Yeah? Like, it's almost
like showing off my hard work.

Good for you! OK, are you ready
to play the game? Born ready.

In front of you,
you have got six coloured pods.

Inside each of them is
a naked person, men and women,

and they each have an attribute

that you have said
you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you
bit by bit.

All you need to do is whittle them
down from six to one

using naked attraction alone.

Can we please reveal the bottom half
of the bodies?

Wow.

Oh.

Amazing.

Ooh.

Everyone looks amazing.

It's so good.

Who would you like to
take a look at first?

Definitely orange.

She was giving a lot of personality,

she was literally just like giving
a bit of the hips,

got a very beautiful puss...
I mean, vagina.

We can say... Can we say pussy?
All right, cool. We can say pussy.

Oh, she's working it. I know, right?

Red.

Like, I've never really been
with a man sexually,

but he's got a beautiful penis.
Like, it's really well proportioned.

Yeah. I love a bit of circumcision.
Oh, do you? Yeah.

Given that you've not been with a
fella, why do you like circumcised?

Aesthetically. Also, I got
circumcised quite late in life.

So how did it change after
you had your foreskin removed?

Basically, it was like

I was feeling sensations all the way
down to the base... Really?

And it was literally like

I'd just got gifted a new dick
sort of thing, like!

How amazing!

Pink caught my eye straight away

because I am a sucker
for thigh tattoos

and she's got nice, like,
thick thighs as well.

See, she's squeezing them.

How experienced are you
with ladies, then?

How many women have you slept
with, would you say?

Don't judge me, but it's
somewhere between... Go on.

75, 90-ish, but I don't know
where the attention came from

but I just rode the wave,
and was like, "OK".

Leon's got a lot of notches on his
bedpost compared to most of the UK.

Recent studies have found

the nation's average number of
sexual partners is seven,

with only 3% of people
having had over 70.

If you're looking to get your leg
over, then get yourself to Dagenham,

which in a recent survey was the
most sexually active town in the UK.

IN ESSEX ACCENT: Shut up!

Moving on, Leon... On blue.
Blue? Yeah.

I always love alternative people.
Yeah.

And there is something really sexy

about watching your dick get
grabbed by a tattooed hand.

I don't know why! OK.

Oh, a little stroke as well.
He knows what he's doing.

Let's give yellow some love.

This lady obviously is
keeping it natural. Mm-hm.

I'd really like to explore her
pussy. OK.

You understand? To find out
what's going on in there.

Yeah, just, like, love it and,
like, taste it and feel it.

Good man. Finally, green.

Kind of hairy. Well, hairy legs,
but no hair round the cock.

Actually, yeah! Talk to me, because
obviously, you're bi-curious.

Yes. Have you copped off with
fellas?

Kissed guys, but I've never gone
anywhere further than that.

I am at the point right now

where I'm just literally,
not to be too crude,

but looking for the dick that I want
to suck for the first time.

Totally understand. OK.

It's decision time.

Um...

I think the first person
I will have to lose...

..probably be red.

Why red?

With everyone else, there was a bit
more of, like, a mystery

and a bit more of, like, an allure.
Interesting.

Well, look, you are saying
goodbye to Javoy.

He's 26 and he's a chef
from east London.

Hi, Javoy. Hey. Come on down.

How are you? I'm good.

Are you a little bit disappointed?

A little bit, but it's all right.

Javoy, it ain't going to be a date.
Off you go.

See you later.
See you later, Javoy.

I feel a bit gutted being
the first one off, but so is life,

you win some, you lose some.

You've got five people remaining.
Yes.

Let's please reveal
the middle part of the bodies.

OK.

Beautiful.

Every single person has
beautiful nipples, by the way.

Oh! Whose nipples do you want
to go and have a closer look at?

Er, pink. Oh, my God, she's got
a little pierced nipple.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. You like that? Obvs. Come on.

I know it's unconventional,
but I love tan lines. Do you?

I start thinking about,
ooh, meeting her on holiday

and that whole fantasy of being,
like, by the swimming pool.

Oh, she's got a cute bum.

I think we do need to see some bums.

Ooh.

Orange is literally
ticking all the boxes.

Hello! Like, I'm loving
the personality.

And you can see the lips
through there as well.

I know, oh, that's hot. Wow.

Like, eating pussy
from behind is... oh.

..Is one of your pastimes?

You sound very sexual.

I take it you don't just do
it in the bedroom?

Of course not. I've licked out
an ex-girlfriend on a bus,

sex in, like, church grounds.

Did the vicar see?

Where would you like to do it
that you haven't done it?

I would love to have sex in a sauna.

Anybody here up
for some sex in a sauna?

Yellow's like, no!

Mm-hm.

Who next?

Let's go over to green, because I
feel like we're neglecting green.

Now, hairy bloke. I don't know,
it's kind of nice in a sense

because, like, you can play with it.

It's like a night forest, you know!

I'm loving it.

It is decision time, Leon. OK.

Right.

Um...

Ohh!

Um...

Yellow, I'd have to say goodbye to.

Yellow? Why? I do like people
that are a bit more adventurous.

I feel like we might have a lot of
those situations

where our personalities clash. OK.

You're saying goodbye to Jenny.

She's 27,
a textile artist from Brixton.

Ohh, south girl!

So for you it's just like,
no to the sauna?

I've had sex in a hot tub.

Oh, yeah? And I got thrush.
Oh, fair.

So like, I'm not... yeah, exactly.

Jenny, goodbye.

See you later. See you later.

I wasn't down for the sauna. Like,
I'd probably pass out, to be honest.

Coming up, Leon bares all
before choosing who to date.

Oh, it's so hard, it's so hard!
Yeah.

Earlier, 31-year-old graphic
designer Leon

whittled six people down to four

based on naked attraction.

He can only choose one person
to go on that date,

so who will he lose next?

Just remind us again,

why are you here?

Well, I'm 31, I've been dating women
all my life,

and now I'm just comfortable
exploring my bi-curious side.

Good for you.

Now, this round you get to see
the people's faces.

Let's do this.

OK.

They're all gorgeous.

Green gave me
a little cheeky wink on the way in,

got a little wave from orange.

Can we go to pink first?

OK.

There's like a vibe here.

So go on.

Got a beautiful smile.

Like, I'm loving her hair

and she's very warm,
like, very inviting.

So you can feel that? Yeah.

Where next? Green.

It's cheeky boy.

HE LAUGHS

He was a lot more attractive than
I ever thought

he was going to be.

Like, lovely jawline, great eyes,

but a bit cheeky as well.

OK. Where now?

To my girl, orange.

She's been working it.

You've got beautiful lips.

Oh, she's got the undercut.

I love alternative hair, yeah.

She owns it really well,
doesn't she? Yeah, lovely eyes, oh.

OK.

And it's sexy blue, hi.

Face tattoos.

Like, respect for that.

Strong eyebrows as well.

I do love an eyebrow.

You might be surprised to learn

that the size of your eyebrows

can indicate if you'll be good in
bed.

The ancient Chinese
art of face reading,

known as Shiang Mien,

has been
going on for over 3,000 years.

According to the practice,

a small, thin eyebrow

means that a person's got very
little interest in sex.

So the bigger the brow,

the stronger the sex drive.

Those Liverpool girls with
their scouse brows

must be getting a lorra-lorra
action.

What do you like on a date?

I'm a big drinker,
so I do like someone that can drink.

And what would turn you off?

Messy and loud eaters.
It's just something that gets me.

Like, I'll be there and I can hear,
like...

MIMICS EATING LOUDLY

So, guys, you've just heard there

that Leon doesn't like a messy
eater.

So I think it's only fair to see how
you eat that sausage.

Pick 'em up and get it in.

Blue! I'm loving the way
he's holding that.

Slightly looks like he's going to
gip

cos it's a vegan sausage.

Oh! The eye contact orange has got
is, like, amazing.

Green's, like, broken it up into
bits.

Yeah.

I'll eat it my way. Yeah.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone
enjoy a sausage as much as pink.

Pink loves that frankfurter.

Thank you very much, team.

Leon, it's decision time.

Oh.

Um...

The person that
I would lose would be...

..probably green.

Why green?

I don't like a messy eater
but you know at least love it. Nah.

No I've got you, so maybe green's
just a little bit more reserved.

Yeah. That's fine.

You're going to have to say
goodbye to Jonathan.

He's 25 and he's a retail
assistant from Essex.

Come on, bring your sausage out.

Would you have eaten Leon's sausage
with the same kind of care?

Maybe a bit more vigour.

Oh, a bit more vigour.

So it's not going to be a date,
but thank you so much, Johnathon.

Goodbye.

There's some more
sausages in the back.

I like the look of Leon,
I really liked his voice.

Eating Leon's sausage?

Rather nice.

This is the voice round.

So you heard earlier on that Leon
likes to have sex in unusual places.

If you were to have sex with Leon,
where would it be and why?

I liked blue's reaction.

I guess it'd be cinema
because I like some action,

and there won't be time for popcorn.

OK.

I'm trying to guess where
you're from. Poland.

Polish. Hey, nice.

OK, so who's next?

Pink.

Top of the Eiffel Tower
because it's romantic but risky.

Bit of vertigo, get in trouble
with international police.

Is it a northern... Where are you?
From Somerset. OK.

IN WEST COUNTRY ACCENT:
Ooh, she's Somerset. Somerset.

Which leaves us with orange.

So I would have sex in a hay barn
because you could take me

for a roll in the hay.

Ay, I love, like, a husky
voice on a girl.

Yeah. It's actually really hot.

Thinking somewhere like Kent
or something. Where are you from?

I'm from Bristol.

Could you see yourself
rolling in the hay in Bristol?

Oh, yeah. OK, Leon.

Two girls, one boy,
who are you saying goodbye to?

I think...

I would have to say
goodbye to blue.

Oh, you're saying goodbye
to your bi-curious side.

I know. I always want it
to be natural. Uh-huh.

And if it didn't naturally happen
today then it surely

will at some point. Fine. You
are saying goodbye to Simon.

He's 28, he's a bartender,
originally from Poland,

but now living in Birmingham.
Come down and say hi, Simon.

Hi. Hello.

What do you think of him? Oh, yeah.

He's beautiful.
He is beautiful, isn't he? Yeah.

I'm so sorry, Simon,
thank you very much. Thank you.

Take care.

He's bi-curious,
but maybe he's not ready.

I would definitely give him
some more experience.

All right, you're left
with two stunning women. Beautiful.

Up until now you've seen them
totally naked.

You know what's going to
happen, Leon. I think I do.

Get those knuckle
dusters off in there. Sweet.

Based on naked attraction,

31-year-old Leon has whittled
six people down to two.

25-year-old barmaid Deanne
and 21-year-old model Martha.

But only one can go on a date
to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

The final two ladies standing,
do you fancy Leon?

Yeah, he's very much my type.
Oh, yeah, definitely, 100%.

Amazing.

OK, well, we've got some
competition here, ladies.

Come on out, Leon.

Well, hi.

Look at you. All right.

How are you feeling?

Feel really good. Liberating?

Yes, it's beautiful, like, I love
it.

Let me introduce you to Deanne
and you've got Martha.

So what do you love about your body?

What I love the most is probably
just my arms and maybe hands.

You're a beautiful-looking boy.

Martha, what are you making of Leon?

So, I love your ink,
your calves are lovely,

you've got really nice
collar bones too.

Thank you, wow.

And also you've got yourself
circumcised a few years ago. Yeah.

Got the boy trimmed.

What do you think, Martha?
I'd definitely give it a go. OK.

Deanne, what do you like about Leon?

I think he's absolutely beautiful.

I love how confident he is
and how he's lost loads of weight.

I just want to take him now.

OK. Now, Leon, this time you're
picking the girl you want to

go on a date with. OK.

Oh. It's down to you, boy.

You've got Deanne, Martha.

I'd probably say...

Oh, it's so hard, it's so hard.

I would like to go on a
date with...

Martha.

OK, so why Martha? So shocked.

The confidence which she
had from literally the get-go.

OK. And beautiful nipples.

Deanne, are you disappointed?

I am, but that's life, innit?

Deanne, you have been
absolutely amazing.

See you later, gorgeous girl.
Lovely to meet you.

Bye, and you, bye.

I liked Leon's penis.

I'd suck that.

So you both look absolutely
thrilled.

Definitely. Yeah?

Have a brilliant time. Will do.
See you later, have fun.

He's definitely my type
and he's got fantastic legs.

I could definitely see there
being a few boundaries crossed.

I can't get over her nipples.

Hopefully we can act upon me
actually sucking them, like.

Our couple wanted to have a
proper romantic date,

so we made sure they tested
negative for Covid first.

Hey, you all right?

How are you? Yeah, good.

I'm really excited, I haven't been
on a date in a really long time.

Really? You're the only one that
wasn't super,

super reserved and I was like, "OK".

I was really surprised

cos I was like, "OK, he's
exploring his bi-curiosity,

"he's looking for a guy". I just
went, "I'm not going to get picked".

OK.
LEON CHUCKLES

Because I've got curves,
I've got good boobs and I know

I've got a nice butt, so I was like,
"Please don't let this fail me now".

Yeah, you've got a beautiful bum.

She's very confident in her body

and I can literally vibe
with that energy.

Going into like your own sexuality,

you seem like you've got
a good hold on it.

I've never been like "Oh,
I'm straight".

And then I've always appreciated
women just because...

Women are beautiful.
They're hot. Yeah.

We share bi-curiosity
and I think we're both

up for like exploring that
maybe together hopefully.

It's kind of surreal how much
we get on after only just

meeting each other.

I watch a lot of wrestling.

Oh, yes...

Yes.

I'm literally working on a custom
Undertaker jacket at the moment.

Oh, my gosh.

So, she's quite sexual, quite
experimental and likes wrestling.

Like, this is awesome,

it's, like, everything you say I'm
just like, "Me too".

BOTH: It's weird.

Jinx.

I'm just hoping to carry on
building this great connection

and exploring where that goes.

Everything about you is just "mm",
like, you're just gorgeous.

I have been on a lot of dates

and this is definitely going up
there with the best ones, for sure.

I'm just going to
get on one knee now.

THEY LAUGH

Wow, OK. Didn't see that coming.

Genuinely, though, I was absolutely
gobsmacked and I was like,

"Is this actually happening?

Hello. Hello. How, are
you? Not bad, you?

Yeah, it's been a while.
Yeah...yeah.

PRODUCER: How did the date go?

Yeah, the date went really well,
we got on like a house on fire.

And there was a little kiss,
was there?

There was a little kiss, yeah,
a little cheeky one. Yeah.

It wasn't, like, super passionate.

But you...you did come on quite
strong I thought, like. OK, my bad.

Not in a bad way, but, like, "Why
don't I just marry you now?"

It's like, "OK".
That was a pretty good joke.

Yeah, I was, I mean, I knew
you were kind of joking

but also I was like,
"On a first date, really?"

There was no seriousness in it,

like, I have no desire to be
tying any knots soon.

So there is a fine
line between taking the piss

and, like, being serious.

I'm sure if you'd said that
to someone else

they would have been either quite
offended, shocked or

maybe, like, taking you really
seriously and got way too attached.

What happened after the date?

So after the date, I got a phone
call from a really, like,

a close friend of mine and they
basically sort of said

they wanted to go out with me, so

that was quite surprising but nice,
so I'm seeing where that's going.

How do you
feel about that, Leon?

Yeah, it was quite disappointing,
it being the same day,

we'd been getting along
for hours and hours,

sort of running full pelt and then

it just hit a wall, like any human
being would just be super confused.

I'm really glad we met
even if it didn't sort of go

the way that either of us
particularly wanted it to. Yeah.

Which is fine. Yeah, of course.

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