All language subtitles for Mythic Quest Ravens Banquet s02e02 Grouchy Goat.eng

What's up, Snack Pack?
Main man SnickrSnack here,

ready to Snack Attack into
this Gamaron Vault. Yeah!

What are you guys up to today? I'm
going to my grandma's house later.

She has a really cool dog, and
I like him. His name's Carl.

- See that, Jo? This kid's the new Pootie.
- What a piece of shit.

No. He's a piece of gold.

SnickrSnack has a
massive following,

and I want it.

I gotta go pee, so I'll be back.

Walk with me.

Jo, MMOs are the dinosaurs
of the gaming world.

We can't get stuck in the
past. We gotta go mobile.

- Because mobile's the future.
- No, mobile's the present.

The future is a VR
full-mobility S and M sex rig,

but let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

I wanna launch a mobile game.

- I can assist with that.
- Unfortunately, Jo, you can't.

Mobile games always have a dash
of millennial stink on them,

which despite your age,
you are severely lacking.

I can get you stink.

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Should we be holding hands?

I don't know.

But I do know we didn't
do anything wrong. Right?

Of course not.

We just gotta be careful
about how we tell people.

Right, yeah. Okay…

Do you think we should
make a big announcement?

Or… No, okay.

Maybe we should tell
people individually.

- And then they can spread the word.
- Right.

- That way everybody feels included.
- Yeah.

I just wanna make sure we
handle this delicately.

Busted.

Shit. Okay.

- Jo. Jo! Wait.
- We had a plan to tell everyone.

Look, sleeping with people in
the office is a sensitive issue.

I was talking about
you being late.

Well, in that case,

this might be a great time to
tell you, actually, that...

Rachel and I are together now.

So?

- So we thought you should know.
- Why?

Because it seems like an important
thing to let the office know?

The testers fucked.

- Jo!
- Jo!

News flash, ladies. Whatever clambake
bubble you've been living in has burst,

and no one cares.

Now, let's get to work.

Thanks for popping by. Had
a quick question for ya.

- What's your take on mobile games?
- They suck.

Yeah. They're not games.

They're bullshit apps made to
distract people while they poop.

I suppose you love them because you
can cram them full of microtransactions

to scam middle-aged women.

Hey, have some respect, tester.

Jo, she's right. I do love them,
and for exactly that reason.

Which is why I need a simple mobile
game, and I want you two to design it.

- You want us to design our own game?
- I'm gonna give you three seconds

to reconcile your ethics with
your ambition. Three, two...

- We'll do it.
- Yes! We'll do it.

Great! Jo, you're the producer.

I need a concept and basic
gameplay design by EOW.

What? No. I don't want to
work with these morons.

I'm supposed to be
learning from you.

And you will be. Working with these
morons is all a part of your training.

- Fine.
- Okay.

Well, this is all
very exciting, Brad,

but in the interest
of full disclosure,

you should know that Dana
and I are together now.

- So?
- That's what I said.

We just thought that might be
something that concerns you.

Absolutely nothing
you do concerns me.

Your personal affairs
have zero consequence

in the operations
of this studio.

The fact that you think they
do is hilarious and upsetting.

Yet, I'm not laughing,
nor getting upset,

which only further
demonstrates how little I care.

Okay. That's good. I guess?

- Why are you still here?
- Right. Let's go, ladies.

We've got a game to make.

Move, move, move. Get out!

I won't let you down, boss.

It's more of a feeling
than anything else.

I'm seeing moss-covered
fortresses.

Cities shimmering
with silver and gold.

I'm seeing castles
dripping in antiquity.

What does that even mean?

Something can't
drip in antiquity.

The castle's either
old or it isn't.

- Like this?
- Yes! Yes!

- That's exactly what I have in my head.
- How did you...

God, you guys are
absolutely incredible.

I come up with these crazy
ideas, and you just whip 'em up.

Well, producing a full
high-quality render

would require
significantly more time.

Yeah, definitely.
So, let's get on it.

Are you sure? No
notes before we begin?

No, no. It's perfect, and if it
isn't, we'll just fix it later.

Right. But if you
give us the notes now,

we won't have to fix it later, and
we've never nailed it on our first try.

Don't be so modest.
You guys got the goods.

I'm going to yield
the floor to Poppy.

She's gonna take it
away from here. Poppy.

Hey, guys. So what I'm most excited
about with the new expansion

is that we're now gonna have player-driven
persistent environmental changes.

So, in a way,

the players will
now be the artists.

It's kind of a strange thing to
say to the art team, isn't it?

Yeah. Well, no, because we're
still gonna need art obviously.

We're gonna need heaps of art.

Most importantly, we're gonna need
you to design the building materials.

So I'm thinking bricks.

I'm thinking cement.

I'm thinking… caulk.

You want us to draw caulk?

Yes. Caulk. Draw caulk.

Draw whatever I say, guy.

- What's your name again?
- His name's Phil.

I can't keep track of every middle-aged
white dude this place burns through.

I've worked here for ten years.

- This is going great, Pop.
- Just draw what I said, okay?

Draw the stuff and the
building stuff and whatever.

I wanna see it by
tomorrow, Phil.

- Which one should we focus on?
- You better do both.

It's better to have too
much than not enough.

If we don't like one or the
other, we'll just scrap it later.

Hey, guys, great work.
Seriously, incredible work.

I can't believe we're here.

Imagine how many legendary characters
Ian dreamed up in this room.

I know.

And I have to say, I feel pretty relieved
no one seems to care we're dating.

I was thinking the same thing.
We just gotta live our truth.

Well, my truth is that you look
very cute in that mo-cap suit.

- This mo-cap suit?
- That mo-cap suit.

- With the yellow dots?
- Yeah.

- You like this one?
- Yeah.

Okay. Let me show
it off a little bit.

Hey! We're not here for
you two to bump muffs.

We're here to work. Just pick
out a character or something.

Okay.

What if the game's
about a knight.

A female knight.
That could be cool,

playing as an empowered
female warrior.

I don't know. A mobile game
should be simple, right?

Like, maybe it should
be about an animal?

- An animal?
- Yeah.

Hey, do you have any
animals back there?

Pig, chicken, fox, horse,
goat, kangaroo, snail...

Goat. Yes. I wanna be a goat.

Oh, yes. My cousins
back home in Compton,

they had a goat, and that
thing did some crazy-ass shit.

And it walked like this.

We named him RuPaul.

- That's adorable, dude.
- You look like an asshole.

Maybe I shouldn't be adorable.
Maybe I'm more like Jo.

Oh, yeah. You're grouchy.

Hi, I'm Jo, and I'm
a grouchy-ass goat.

Dude, grouchy goat.

- That's a great title.
- That's a great title!

Grouchy Goat!

Grouchy Goat, Grouchy Goat,
Grouchy Goat, Grouchy Goat,

Grouchy Goat, Grouchy
Goat, Grouchy Goat.

I'm gonna blow my
fucking brains out.

David, I need a new
team of programmers.

- No, she doesn't.
- Yes, I do.

Everyone working on the new
expansion listens to Ian and not me.

Because I know how
to command a room.

No, it's because they're
used to you being the boss.

I need a new team of people
that will look up to me

as a godlike figure that
inspires awe and fear.

Give her three teams, David, it's
gonna be exactly the same thing.

I'm not gonna give you anything because
that's not why I called you in here.

- You called us in? I don't remember that.
- No, I don't either.

That's because David is an ineffective
leader who has no charisma.

- Is that what you want, Poppy?
- Of course not.

Okay, can I speak?
Or let me speak.

I shall speak! I called
you in about Friday.

What's Friday?

Friday. You're speaking at
the Women In Gaming luncheon.

Oh, yeah. I'm not doing that.

What? Yes, you are.

Look, it is an opportunity

to recognize and celebrate women in
gaming, which I think is an important...

Please don't do that... Issue to
Montreal and to me and to my job.

So you are gonna do
it, woman, or Poppy.

You're gonna tell women
how they're empowered,

and I'm telling you
to do it. So do it.

Yeah, you know what, Pop? In
this instance, David is right.

And it could be a good opportunity
for you to showcase your new skills.

Poppy, I'm going to teach
you how to inspire a room.

No, thanks. You have your way
of leading, and I have mine.

Yeah, but mine actually works.

The point is what you are
describing is more exciting.

Mine is more technical.

You can't inspire people by
describing building materials.

Really?

Like life, it changes.

It gets harder,

but it holds with the strength
that can withstand all elements.

Ice, wind, fire, water.

But it doesn't just
hold a house together.

It holds us all together.

That is

caulk.

- Oh, come on!
- Like this?

Yes! Yes! Kevin, you nailed it.

God, you just always... You
can just get it perfectly.

- Pop, what do you think?
- I think it's bullshit.

Really? Why do you
have goose bumps?

I don't have goose...

This is an involuntary
reaction to...

- Being inspired?
- No, no.

I wasn't inspired. I was
emotionally manipulated.

What's the difference?

Ian, just so I'm clear,

you want us to work
on all this new stuff

in addition to the stuff
we're already working on?

Yeah, man. Work your
magic. Do your thing.

Again, it's not magic.

It's a team of skilled artists

putting in long hours
on complex designs.

Yeah, I don't really need to
hear how the sausage gets made.

It's not sausage.
I'm not a butcher.

I have a master's in fine arts.

Wow. He didn't ask for a
podcast. Get to work, Phil.

That's what I was gonna say.

- "I don't need a podcast."
- So much information.

- Feel like we're on the same page, vibing.
- Kind of are.

You want me to...

All right. Teach me
how to inspire people.

Cool. Let's do it.

Do I need a toothpick?

No, the toothpick's my
thing. You don't really...

Hey, I'm gonna go
FaceTime my kids.

Okay. So I'm the farmer, right?
And then I catch the goat,

and then I take it back to my farm,
and then I slaughter it for its meat.

It's like a metaphor
about capitalism.

- Yeah, it's great.
- Cool. Okay.

Maybe we could start with that
and then move on from there?

Sure.

- That's a good starting point, right?
- Yeah, it's a starting point.

- Hey.
- Hey, there you are.

I've been looking all over for
you. Can I show you something?

- Yeah.
- Okay. So,

I stayed up all night,
and I built this.

What do you think?

It's really good.
Yeah, it's cool.

- Is it a dog?
- It's a goat.

It's terrible.

Hey, no. I mean, you
did that overnight.

That's super impressive.

I just see it.

Does that make sense? I
know what it should be.

I just don't know
how to make it.

Yes, totally. That's why I think
we should keep workshopping.

I feel like there could be some really
socially relevant elements in this.

It's a mobile game.
Shouldn't it be simple?

I mean, simple in its
complexity, right?

I don't know what that means.

Oh, my God. Are you
having your first fight?

We're not fighting.
We're collaborating.

Yeah.

There's just something
missing. That's all.

There is?

Well, with Ian and Poppy at this point,
there's always something missing.

I feel like we
should keep noodling.

It's a goat that does crazy
shit. What more is there?

Oh, my God! Just get to work!

You get to work, you sour bitch!

- That was a little harsh.
- That was too much. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. That wasn't cool.

I've just sort of had enough of
your negative attitude, Jo. Okay?

Because this is a big
opportunity for us,

and it could be for you too
if you would actually help us.

I'm sorry.

I just want to help
produce the game.

Well, stop shitting on what
we're doing and back us up.

Right. You're right.

Stupid idiot asshole!
Fuckface! Jerk-off!

Come up with a fix, you stupid
head, asshole, fuckface!

You're not a producer.
You're trash.

You're a toilet! Just
like they all said!

Hey, Jo?

You straight?

Yes, I'm straight.
You're the lesbians.

I am a straight producer, and
I'm going to make the call.

Rachel's right.
Something is missing.

And I know what it is.

- What?
- Backstory.

She is alone,
bereft of all hope.

Abandoned by the gods to a
dismal and agonizing fate.

Her indomitable
form roams the lands

feasting, feeding,
but never filling.

And so is born
the Grouchy Ghost!

- Ghost?
- It's Grouchy Goat, C.W.

It is? I heard "ghost"!

That changes everything.

Could the goat be dead?

No. People don't wanna
play as a dead goat.

I'm sorry, guys. I blew it.

This was a total waste of
our time. I am useless.

I'm just a fucking asshole!

Okay, Jo, it's okay.

You're not useless. It's just...

This is all part of the
creative process, right?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Yeah. Except for this part with the
80-year-old guy over the Internet.

- That part's weird.
- Yeah, that's kinda weird.

And we don't need a backstory.
The goat is grouchy.

It eats tin cans because
that's what goats do.

It should be a
simple gameplay loop.

Just a loop.

Right, except that the goat should
say something. Something important.

- Right.
- It can't say anything. It's a goat.

- Wait, are you two fighting?
- No.

Okay, great! This is great.

This is just back and
forth, and back and forth.

All part of the
creative process.

You throw out ideas, then
you throw ideas back.

You catch 'em. You
throw 'em back.

This is great, just diving right
into the mind of the creatives.

Whatever you guys need,
I'll make it happen.

I'll show you.
I'll show them all.

Jo, I'm beginning to think
you need this more than we do.

'Kay, sidebar. Look, Dana, I know
that we can make this game great.

We just can't settle.
We have to keep pushing.

- Do you trust me?
- I trust you.

Okay.

Trust.

What? This is okay, right?

Yeah.

How I wish I could be with you
to press flesh against flesh.

Could you angle the
laptop down just a tad?

- Gross.
- Okay. Nope.

It's better that he's
remote. I'ma hang up.

Hey, Linda. Good to
see ya. You look great.

Thanks.

Yo.

Where's Poppy? This
thing's about to start.

She's feeling self-conscious
about the way she looks.

- Be supportive.
- I don't wanna do this.

Come on, Poppy. You
look great. Come on out.

You look incredible, Poppy.

I feel like an asshole.

It's okay to accentuate
the way you look.

People follow
good-looking leaders.

It may be sad, but it's just
human nature. Lean into it.

Yeah, I'm afraid that if I lean into
anything, you'll see my whole ass.

Wait. What is that?
What is she doing?

She's doing jokes.
Do not do jokes.

Under no circumstances
should you be doing jokes.

- You are not funny.
- Whatever. This is bullshit.

"Women In Gaming"? This
event is one big wig.

It's a fake cover that the industry
puts on to hide the ugly truth.

Hey, hey. Hey, would you
take this seriously, please?

Not everyone gets to be honored. You
think I'm ever gonna get an honor? No.

My time's up. That's
fine. Look, it's good.

We're honoring women. It's great
and everything. But it's just...

Is there no room left for men?

Oh, my God. David, shut up.

- This is Poppy's big day, so…
- Yeah, I know.

- Poppy, what are you doing?
- Crab toast.

Do not eat crab toast.
They will make you gassy.

- God, you eat like a child.
- No, I don't.

- It's like a Halloween bag.
- This is disgusting!

Look, I'm a boss. I
can eat what I want.

No, you can't. You need to keep
both your mind and your body sharp.

You think I like putting in
the work to look like this? No.

But I'm an alpha, and
that's part of being a boss.

It's just the way
it's always been done.

Maybe I don't wanna do it the
way it's always been done.

Great. We'll call up old Doc Brown,
have him pull up the DeLorean.

We'll go back in time
to change human nature.

Who's Doc Brown?

It's a joke! I'm joking.
I'm good at jokes.

That's what I'm saying.
The jokes don't play.

- Poppy.
- I didn't get it.

You're getting
called. Time to go.

Okay, now remember, this is
your moment. Act natural.

But remember, go against
all of your instincts.

Just read from the teleprompter,
okay? I worked all night on that copy.

Yeah. Wait, you...

- You wrote her speech?
- Yeah, he's good at speeches.

I'm good at other stuff.
Not, like, talking stuff.

But other non-, like,
word-related stuff for the job.

Dear God. Do not deviate
from that teleprompter.

And don't forget to smile.
We need you to be accessible.

- David, shut up. She's got this.
- Yeah.

- I got this.
- But definitely smile.

Yes. But not like that.

A little bit more. Okay,
that's good. Keep that.

- Great.
- You look great.

- Come on. Let's go.
- Good luck.

Get out there. Work it, girl.

- Yeah, woman.
- Woman.

Okay, I'll lead him in
with the big picture stuff.

- Do you have the updated PowerPoint?
- Yep.

Great. And, C.W.,

are you sure you don't want me to
take them through the new backstory?

Might be a little less strange.

Nonsense. I'm hungry
to contribute.

I shall deliver it with
complete conviction.

Holy shit! Jo,
this looks amazing.

I had the art department
whip it up. It was easy.

Actually, it wasn't easy. And
we didn't just whip it up.

We worked through the night trying to
make everyone's projects and deadlines.

I mean, you really stepped
up and got the job done.

Thank you.

Sorry. I was talking to Jo.

Well, I just wanted to say...

Excuse me.

Like, thank you,

or whatever, for,

like, bringing out the
best in me, or whatever.

What is happening?
Are you being sincere?

Yes.

No, shut up.

Ladies, BTW,

heard you two are dating.

- Very groovy.
- Awesome.

Should we mute him?

Shit. He's coming.

I'm here.

- Go.
- This is Grouchy Goat.

Slaughter.

Greenhouse gases.

Caged life, starving for air.

The farming industry...

Nah. Nope. Shut it down.

- What?
- Grouchy Goat is dead.

- Wait. You're killing our game?
- No, no. You killed it

when you overcomplicated a simple,
money-grab piece of shovel-ware.

I told them to keep it simple.

But they just had to ruin it with
their lefty, dick-hating agenda.

What the fuck, Jo? I
thought we were on a team.

We did this together. She's
totally selling us out.

Is that true, Jo?

Yes.

You jumped ship the second
you saw it was sinking?

You took the credit
and not the blame?

Nice work, Jo.

That is a valuable
lesson. Okay. See ya.

Later, losers.

Sorry.

Rach, it's fine.
It's totally cool.

We'll navigate this.

Right. We'll navigate
it. It's not a big deal.

Indeed. It'll take more
than that to break us up.

We're a threesome, aren't we?

Okay.

Please welcome to the stage

the co-creative director
of Mythic Quest, Poppy Li.

Thank you, Tracy.

It is an honor to be here

amongst women who are
leading our industry.

But what makes a great
leader? Leadership is...

Wow, that
teleprompter's far away.

Sorry.

Just need to… Sorry.

That's my candy.

Okay, now I can see

that you're all looking at me.

Okay.

Leadership is…

Wow.

This dress is tight.

Sorry. I gotta…

Okay, now I can relax.

Oops. I tooted.

Did you hear that? Maybe
not. That's the crab toasts.

Damn it.

Sorry, I suck at this.

I'm not an alpha.

I don't give people goose bumps,
and I'm not always smiling.

And sometimes at work
I cry for no reason

other than that I start
thinking about crying.

And then it starts to happen,

and I can feel that it's
starting to happen now.

So I'm gonna go ahead
and speed through this.

I'm not tall, or a runway model.

Here come the waterworks.
I don't know why.

Maybe it's the
estrogen. I don't know.

Look.

I can't promise that I'm always
gonna live up to the standard

of other people's expectations.

But I can promise that I'm gonna
lead with everything that I am,

which means that it might
be like this sometimes.

But I'm not gonna apologize,

because I'm sick of apologizing.

All the time.

No, I'm gonna do everything that I
can to be the best boss that I can be.

And you know why?

'Cause I don't really... I don't
know... Fuck everyone else.

Why did you let
me do this speech?

I shouldn't have a platform. I
don't know what I'm talking about.

I don't know what women want.
I don't know what I want.

I guess I wanna be
a boss. It's just...

I feel like I'm up here and
rambling on and farting.

It's happened again, by the way.

I think I might be
allergic to crab.

Thank you.

Holy shit. She did it.

I guess she can inspire. Hey, and
she didn't even need your help.

What do you mean? I wrote the
speech for her. I told you.

But she couldn't read
the teleprompter.

Oh, yeah. That was
all part of it. Look.

"Pretend not to be able
to see. Put on glasses.

Start with 'I'm not an alpha.'"

But she cried.

Yeah. "I'm not a runway model.

Start to cry here.
Blame estrogen."

- How'd you know she'd be gassy?
- The crab toast?

No, I had those planted.

I knew she would eat them even
though she's allergic to them

'cause she's a fucking mess.

- Damn.
- Yeah.

She did it. I guess I owe her
the new programming team now too.

Yeah.

- Wait, what?
- Yeah. She called me last night.

Said she was super
nervous about the speech

and would not do it unless
I gave her the new team.

And then she called me,

and she told me she was super
excited about giving a speech,

but only if I wrote it for her.

She played us to
get what she wanted.

Oh, my God. I got goose
bumps. She inspired us.

No, she didn't. She
emotionally manipulated us.

What's the difference?

That little mess of a
human being is a boss.

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