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Okay, everyone, I have exciting news!
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Oh, no, not you guys. Just us.
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Ooh, my bad for standing up.
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Is this exciting news about me
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or can I eat my burger
while you tell it?
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- It's Marjorie's news.
- Burger it is.
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Tell it.
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Well, I found out today
that I'm being honored
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with a Napa Valley Community Hero Award.
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Did all the firemen leave town?
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What Bonnie means is, congratulations.
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Well done.
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- Is there a gala?
- There is.
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It's two weeks from Friday,
and you can bring a date.
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I've invited my son.
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Jerry's coming?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Jerry?
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Has that always been his name?
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Yes.
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Huh. You might want to rethink that.
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Well, I will be there and so will Andy.
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We get it. You're back together.
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Geez, it's only been a couple months.
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I couldn't have said Andy and
I are back together that much.
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- You did it again.
- Sorry.
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I'm just happy Andy
and I are back together.
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Back together, back
together, back together.
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Who nominated you?
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I have no idea.
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It wasn't me.
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That's interesting.
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No one else jumped in to deny it.
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- It wasn't me.
- Mm-hmm. Okay.
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If anything, I think you get
more credit than you deserve.
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Mm.
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Well, I've also been
asked to select someone
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to present me with the award,
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and it seems only fitting
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that the person who "didn't
nominate me" do that.
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It wasn't me.
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- Wait a minute, onstage?
- Yes.
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- Do I give a speech?
- Yeah.
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- Is there a time limit?
- I'll ask.
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Don't bother. I'll ignore it anyway.
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Hey. Everyone,
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I have been asked to give a
speech two weeks from Friday.
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None of you are invited,
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but I'm sure, much
like my rant at the DMV,
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it'll find its way onto the Internet.
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But, seriously, it wasn't me.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Ouch.
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Oh, hey, babe. How was work?
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Good. Didn't think you'd still be up.
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Have you ever watched
these Dean Martin roasts?
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N-Not at 3:00 in the morning
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or in the last 40 years.Well...
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I need joke ideas for
my speech about Marjorie.
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And the beauty is no one can
sue me 'cause they're all dead.
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Wait, I thought you were just
supposed to introduce her.
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Yeah, that's the mistake
anyone else would make.
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Marjorie is going to give
the most boring speech ever,
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and if I don't goose things up,
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everyone's gonna be face-down
in their crème brûlée.
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Ooh, that's good.
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I don't know, Bonnie.
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She's gonna love it. No one
has a better sense of humor
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about themselves than Marjorie.
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Why else would she dress like that?
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Oh, my God!
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This introduction is writing itself.
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Listen to this.
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"Marjorie's so old,
this award better come
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with a case of Ensure."
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Wow.
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Right? And... Oh.
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"Marjorie is so boring, her
favorite ice cream flavor
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is Al Gore."
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Geez, will there be any
kids with diseases there
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- that you can pick on?
- I'm not sure. Fingers crossed.
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But ten bucks they tap
me to host the next one.
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Okay, but I want to go on record
that I think this is a bad idea.
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Yeah, well, your face makes onions cry.
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Yeah. That's Don Rickles
zetzing you from the grave.
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Check it out, Napa!
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In your face!
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She does this every
time she's in a limo.
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Never bring her to a funeral.
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Hope she doesn't take another
bird to the face again.
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Adam, have another drink. It's free.
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I'm still working on my first one.
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Amateur.
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Hey. Ooh! Hey.
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- Ooh, this is fancy.
- Hey.
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- You look beautiful!
- Thank you.
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This is fancy.
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Wow, I've never been in a limo before.
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Oh! I want to stick my
head out the skylight
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like they do in the movies.
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Absolutely.
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Amateur.
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Mm.
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I thought you said your son was coming.
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He's meeting me there. Where's Andy?
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- Ugh, we've already heard this story.
- He had to work.
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So sorry you had to
suffer through that twice.
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Would you folks like some music?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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Okay. Let me know if you need anything.
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Whoa. He's really cute.
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Is it too late to add him as a plus-one?
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He's already wearing black tie.
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Clayton, we'd like
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to drive with the
divider down, please.
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You're welcome.
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So how do you park this bad boy?
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Very carefully.
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Very carefully.
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Yeah, I'm gonna jump out
to make room for Wendy.
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No, there's plenty of room back...
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Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah,
bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
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- Hi! Ooh...
- Ooh!
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Wow. That's a... great dress.
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I mean, you look very intelligent.
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What-what am I allowed to say?
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I-I'll take that second drink.
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It's my first time wearing a strapless.
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Good for you.
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I've always wanted to wear one of those,
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but I'm too afraid it'll fall down
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and I'll end up exposing
myself, you know?
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Not on purpose, like I used to.
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I never thought of that.
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And now you won't be able to stop.
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- Okay if I join you in the cockpit?
- Sure.
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So, you got a date for this thing?
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I do not.
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Do you have a date for...
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life stuff?
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I do not.
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Oh, this is good stuff.
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I feel sorry for
whoever has to follow me.
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It's Marjorie.
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Oh, right. Well, good luck, Marj.
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This food is off-the-charts delicious.
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Well, don't fill up,
'cause there's still dinner.
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There's dinner?
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I feel like I'm on Dynasty.
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Just hope it's better
than the mini quiche,
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which is not agreeing with me.
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I'm gonna go bring some
food out to Clayton.
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He's probably really
sexy... I mean, hungry.
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Shut up.
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Hey, stop messing with it.
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You're gonna stretch it out.
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Okay, but if I have a
nip slip, let me know.
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I'm on it.
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I'm not on it.
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I'm just eye level.
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So it'd be easy for me
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to be on it, but I'm not on it.
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Still no word from your
son, whose name is...
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Lorenzo?
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It's Jerry.
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And no.
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I guess he's not coming.
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Of course he is.
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He's probably just running late.
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- No. He's punishing me.
- For what?
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For all the things I missed in his life.
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Hey, maybe he got in
a terrible car accident
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and maybe that's why he can't
be here, because he's trapped.
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Alive and fine but trapped.
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Why am I worried about your speech?
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Clearly, you can read a room.
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How you holding up, hero?
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You nervous?
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I'm fine.
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I loved the kindergarten choir.
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Ugh. Whoever made them sing "Man
in the Mirror" is going to hell.
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Where have you been?
You missed the salad.
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I was flirting with a man
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for the first time in a year.
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Screw the salad.
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It had strawberry dressing.
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Damn it, these people really
know what they're doing.
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Jill, honey, are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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If you don't feel well, you can go home.
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Oh, this is your special night.
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I'm gonna suffer through it.
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Did you get the steak or the fish?
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I got the steak, 'cause it
has that Gorgonzola sauce.
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I really hope they don't overcook it.
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I want to see blood on the plate.
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Super proud of you, Marjorie.
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I'll be in the bathroom.
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- I'm gonna go make sure she's okay.
- No, no, no,
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you're being honored. I'll go.
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If she got the steak,
save it for Clayton.
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Shut up.
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How you doing, Jill?
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I'm on the bathroom
floor in a $3,000 dress,
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so not good.
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Well, maybe you should go home.
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I can't miss Marjorie's night.
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She'll understand.
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And I don't want to
puke in Clayton's limo.
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We appreciate that.
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Oh. I'm already saying "we."
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Do you think it's too soon?
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You can get married at my house
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if you just get me a toothbrush
and some Pepto Bismol.
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I'm not really a marriage person.
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I could see living with him though.
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Get a dog, some matching pajamas...
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- Ugh, just go.
- Oh. Sorry.
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I will say, he's taller than me,
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so if we did get married,
I could wear heels!
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- Tammy!
- Yeah, I'm going, I'm going.
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Oh, my. I am so deeply moved...
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A little full of herself for a nun.
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But did you hear how the
priest introduced her?
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Serious, emotional, not a lot of jokes.
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Yeah, and like church,
everybody's drinking wine
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- and praying for it to be over.
- Thank you so much.
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Beautiful words, Sister.
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Who knew so much love could
come from such a tiny package?
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Wendy! Wendy! Nip slip. Full boob.
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- You're naked.
- Oh, God!
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I'm gonna check on her.
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You-you can't leave. Your
award is up any minute.
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- I'll be right back.
- But-but you're gonna miss my moment.
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- Her moment.
- Um, your moment!
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Scuse me, it's my moment.
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Why didn't you use boob tape?
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There's boob tape?
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Okay, I got you Pepto,
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ginger ale, a toothbrush.
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Oops, that's Clayton's number.
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That's for me.
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And just for funsies, one of these.
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A pregnancy test? There's no way.
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- Have you slept with Andy?
- Nonstop.
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Then there's a way.
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How you doing, honey?
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I don't think anybody saw.
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One of the kindergarteners
spit out his lollipop.
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He'll repress it.
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And now,
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to introduce our next recipient,
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please welcome Bonnie Plunkett.
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What do I do? She's not here.
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W-Walk slowly.
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Mm.
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Mmm.
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Bring it in, Sister.
258
00:11:04,886 --> 00:11:05,844
Oh.
259
00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:10,488
Just gonna grab one of those. Mm.
260
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,468
Jill, how are you doing, honey?
261
00:11:14,511 --> 00:11:16,764
Tammy thinks I might be pregnant.
262
00:11:16,889 --> 00:11:18,254
It was actually Clayton's idea.
263
00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:19,671
He has three sisters.
264
00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:21,437
I hope they like me.
265
00:11:23,346 --> 00:11:25,285
I mean, what if I'm not?
266
00:11:26,045 --> 00:11:27,611
There's nothing I want more,
267
00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:28,980
and I can't take that disappointment.
268
00:11:29,004 --> 00:11:30,184
But then what if I am?
269
00:11:30,209 --> 00:11:31,920
Andy and I just got back together.
270
00:11:31,964 --> 00:11:33,400
What if he totally freaks out?
271
00:11:33,425 --> 00:11:34,968
Or what if he gets
totally excited about it
272
00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:36,342
and then something bad happens?
273
00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:37,431
I mean, I've had a miscarriage before.
274
00:11:37,456 --> 00:11:39,168
- It could happen again.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
275
00:11:39,193 --> 00:11:40,692
Let's just stay in the present.
276
00:11:40,965 --> 00:11:43,619
Honey, I know you're scared,
277
00:11:43,644 --> 00:11:46,821
but whatever happens, you're
not gonna have to face it alone.
278
00:11:46,846 --> 00:11:48,456
We're all here.
279
00:11:49,892 --> 00:11:51,024
Thank you.
280
00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:53,571
But aren't you supposed to be out there?
281
00:11:53,596 --> 00:11:56,901
Mm-mm. I'm supposed to be right here.
282
00:11:58,729 --> 00:12:01,757
Now go pee on that stick.
283
00:12:17,506 --> 00:12:20,423
Oh. Look at you.
284
00:12:20,564 --> 00:12:22,380
You're all heroes.
285
00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:24,581
Give yourself a round of applause.
286
00:12:28,298 --> 00:12:30,345
And how 'bout those centerpieces?
287
00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:31,751
Huh?
288
00:12:31,776 --> 00:12:33,509
Someone said we could take them home.
289
00:12:33,534 --> 00:12:35,438
I don't know if that's true,
but if we time it right,
290
00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:37,159
they can't catch us all.
291
00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:42,679
Look, I-I spent a lot of time
292
00:12:42,704 --> 00:12:46,535
preparing, uh, this introduction
for my friend Marjorie,
293
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,171
but she's not even here
because she's in the bathroom
294
00:12:49,215 --> 00:12:51,260
because our friends
are having a hard night.
295
00:12:51,285 --> 00:12:54,157
Which is... exactly why you're
giving her this award,
296
00:12:54,182 --> 00:12:56,010
because that's who she is.
297
00:12:59,188 --> 00:13:00,954
That really is who she is.
298
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She's humble,
299
00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:06,884
generous,
300
00:13:06,909 --> 00:13:08,606
selfless.
301
00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:11,933
When I first met Marjorie...
302
00:13:13,675 --> 00:13:16,150
... I was at the lowest point in my life.
303
00:13:17,493 --> 00:13:19,114
And if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't...
304
00:13:19,158 --> 00:13:21,725
I wouldn't be here... tonight.
305
00:13:21,769 --> 00:13:24,119
And I-I don't mean here. I mean...
306
00:13:25,983 --> 00:13:27,289
... here.
307
00:13:30,908 --> 00:13:32,509
And what do I do?
308
00:13:33,009 --> 00:13:35,540
Oh, my God, I tease her.
309
00:13:35,892 --> 00:13:38,873
I-I roll my eyes when
she gives me advice.
310
00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,918
I-I...
311
00:13:41,102 --> 00:13:43,409
push her away constantly.
312
00:13:45,712 --> 00:13:49,368
I don't make it easy on her,
but she never gives up on me.
313
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,786
She's like the mother I never had.
314
00:13:56,108 --> 00:13:57,848
Hmm.
315
00:13:57,892 --> 00:14:00,173
Well, I had planned
316
00:14:00,198 --> 00:14:03,027
to... close with a joke about her age,
317
00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:04,401
but...
318
00:14:06,372 --> 00:14:09,375
I don't want to 'cause
I love her so much.
319
00:14:13,928 --> 00:14:16,454
I'm available to host next year.
320
00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:25,833
I just told 200 people that I love you,
321
00:14:25,858 --> 00:14:28,861
and if you don't believe me,
ask the nun. They can't lie.
322
00:14:28,941 --> 00:14:30,856
Oh, honey.
323
00:14:30,881 --> 00:14:33,064
This moment really isn't about me.
324
00:14:33,096 --> 00:14:35,470
- It's not? But when is it your turn?
- Mm-mm.
325
00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:36,704
15 seconds.
326
00:14:36,729 --> 00:14:39,111
Well, that's weirdly specific, but okay.
327
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:41,196
I just took a pregnancy test.
328
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,913
And life possibly changing
329
00:14:42,937 --> 00:14:45,157
- in five, four, three...
- Don't do that voice.
330
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,636
Roger that.
331
00:14:47,939 --> 00:14:48,939
Are you ready?
332
00:14:49,948 --> 00:14:51,689
- Let's do it together.
- Okay.
333
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,126
It's a pink line.
334
00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:04,368
What does that mean?
335
00:15:04,393 --> 00:15:06,003
I never operated one of these.
336
00:15:06,047 --> 00:15:07,744
Every brand is different.
Get the pamphlet.
337
00:15:07,788 --> 00:15:09,251
- I spit my gum in it.
- God.
338
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,202
Why didn't you get the one that
says "pregnant/not pregnant"?
339
00:15:11,226 --> 00:15:12,783
I got the one the
pharmacist recommended.
340
00:15:12,815 --> 00:15:14,704
He was cute, too. I'm
having, like, a hot night.
341
00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:17,319
Okay. Okay, we got the
box. We got the box.
342
00:15:17,441 --> 00:15:19,356
Okay, I didn't bring my readers.
343
00:15:22,977 --> 00:15:24,457
I'm pregnant.
344
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:26,658
Oh, God.
345
00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:28,967
Oh, Jill.
346
00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:30,951
Oh, my God.
347
00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:34,706
Oh!
348
00:15:34,731 --> 00:15:37,038
Yeah, doesn't look like
you're gonna get your moment.
349
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,459
Thank you for joining us...
350
00:15:41,889 --> 00:15:43,233
No, you're right.
351
00:15:43,258 --> 00:15:45,304
It's all about the wide
turn. That's the trick.
352
00:15:45,347 --> 00:15:48,524
The rest is just pretending you
can't hear through the divider.
353
00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:50,222
But you can hear.
354
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:52,224
Oh, you can hear.
355
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:54,182
I knew it!
356
00:15:54,226 --> 00:15:55,836
That concludes
357
00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:58,737
the Napa Valley Community Hero Awards.
358
00:15:58,762 --> 00:16:00,057
- Wait!
- Drive safely, everybody.
359
00:16:00,101 --> 00:16:01,371
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
360
00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:03,597
- What are you doing?
- Now is your moment. Come on.
361
00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:05,012
Give me that.
362
00:16:05,368 --> 00:16:08,737
All right, here's the woman
I was telling you about.
363
00:16:08,941 --> 00:16:10,590
The one who saved my life.
364
00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,635
- Okay, I wouldn't go that far.
- Stop it already.
365
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:15,480
Everyone, on your feet. Wendy, slowly.
366
00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,732
Thank you, Bonnie.
367
00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:25,252
Oh, it feels
368
00:16:25,779 --> 00:16:29,870
weird to get an award for
just showing up for people
369
00:16:29,913 --> 00:16:32,264
the same way others did for me.
370
00:16:32,307 --> 00:16:34,353
And...
371
00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:38,182
Oh, but I'm grateful
for the life that I have
372
00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:41,791
and those I get to share it with.
373
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:46,582
My friends and all
the people at my table.
374
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:52,414
Jerry. Oh! Oh, I didn't
think you were coming.
375
00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:56,096
Sorry. I had a flat
tire and no cell service.
376
00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:57,209
Are you okay?
377
00:16:57,419 --> 00:17:00,030
Not right now 'cause
everyone's looking at me.
378
00:17:02,081 --> 00:17:04,252
I didn't think you wanted to be here.
379
00:17:04,277 --> 00:17:06,583
Are you kidding? Of course
I want to be here, Mom.
380
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,604
I nominated you.
381
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,476
You... you did?
382
00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:12,913
Oh, boy.
383
00:17:12,956 --> 00:17:16,830
Oh, then this means everything to me.
384
00:17:25,485 --> 00:17:26,909
Hello?
385
00:17:27,055 --> 00:17:28,275
Hey.
386
00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:31,123
Andy, what are you doing here?
387
00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:33,281
Bonnie texted me and said
you weren't feeling well.
388
00:17:33,325 --> 00:17:35,096
Well, thank you, Bonnie.
389
00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:37,154
No one else is in here, right?
390
00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:39,104
I don't want to have to arrest myself.
391
00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:40,878
It's all clear.
392
00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:42,986
So, what's going on?
393
00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,032
Did you eat something
that didn't agree with you?
394
00:17:45,075 --> 00:17:46,198
You got a fever?
395
00:17:46,223 --> 00:17:47,627
Need to go to the hospital?
396
00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:53,345
Um, maybe in, like,
seven or eight months.
397
00:17:53,661 --> 00:17:55,541
I don't follow.
398
00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:59,638
I'm pregnant.
399
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,889
Oh.
400
00:18:03,398 --> 00:18:04,948
If you want to be a
part of it, that's great,
401
00:18:04,973 --> 00:18:06,714
but if you don't, I totally understand.
402
00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:08,401
It's just that this is
something I've really wanted
403
00:18:08,426 --> 00:18:11,124
- in my life, and...
- I'm so happy. Oh!
404
00:18:11,149 --> 00:18:13,245
Really?
405
00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:17,404
Really. Hey, did I ever tell
you I was a 14-pound baby?
406
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,257
Most of that was my head.
407
00:18:19,704 --> 00:18:23,065
Oh, I'm so happy.
408
00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:30,621
I thought you said everyone
was gonna grab one of these.
409
00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:34,198
You said, "Run! We're all behind you."
410
00:18:35,909 --> 00:18:37,517
I say a lot of things.
411
00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:39,544
You'll get used to it, Lorenzo.
412
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:42,587
How is it that I'm craving
something called a chalupa
413
00:18:42,611 --> 00:18:44,831
when I've never even had
something called a chalupa?
414
00:18:45,174 --> 00:18:46,572
'Cause it's my baby.
415
00:18:46,885 --> 00:18:49,139
I'm gonna teach you everything I know
416
00:18:49,164 --> 00:18:52,080
about regional Mexican cuisine.
417
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,338
I am sorry I made you
miss Bonnie's speech.
418
00:18:56,363 --> 00:18:59,846
It was incredibly moving, and no
one was more surprised than me.
419
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,675
Adam didn't think my original
speech was appropriate,
420
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,920
but I know you have
a good sense of humor.
421
00:19:05,254 --> 00:19:08,486
Sounds like you had some
real zingers. Lay 'em on me.
422
00:19:09,572 --> 00:19:14,426
Marjorie's so old, her
prom date was Methuselah.
423
00:19:15,025 --> 00:19:19,064
Ah, I'm so old I'm the only
one who knows who Methuselah is.
424
00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:25,306
Oh. I'm gonna be a dad!
425
00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:28,502
Sorry. Everyone in here already knows,
426
00:19:28,527 --> 00:19:29,615
and I had to tell someone.
427
00:19:29,658 --> 00:19:31,408
Oh!
428
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:33,532
Hey, Clayton, take it easy up there.
429
00:19:33,557 --> 00:19:35,516
- Too wide?
- Uh, we'll get there.
430
00:19:35,577 --> 00:19:37,971
Oh.
431
00:19:38,014 --> 00:19:40,495
That was just to get
them back into place.
432
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,281
Oh... right.
433
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:47,306
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