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Someone come here

Come on

You are so luckily that I just left and didn't go far

You're

Why did you take it off?

I just want to try

Come on

Let me make it right for you first

Don't, don't, don't. It hurts!

You breathe out slowly and relax

Breathe out, out

Right!

You scared me!

You tell me why did you take it off?

Bro Shui, you think I won't to mess it up, right?

If you take the neck protection off casually

your neck will be either short or crooked

by then

you are a crooked

a crooked neck man in the future

No girl will like you anymore

No!

Are you feeling any better now?

Better, better

I'm not going anywhere today

I'll be right here watching you

in case you make trouble for me again

Sleep

Come on, lie on my hands

One, two, three, go

It was a minor earthquake yesterday

How did Elder Childe get hurt so badly?

Go

The screen fell right towards to Wuxia

How did Elder Childe appear there?

And if he was injured by the screen

it should be the back that hurts

How could it be the neck?

Yeah, Elder Childe is always the one who cherishes his life

At the night of the earthquake

he definitely hid in a safe corner

That's to say

the situation at the time was

the screen was above brother

and Miss Shui was under there

Between them, it was you, brother

Just like the Marinated Meat in Baked Bun

at that moment, the hot lips of Elder Childe

were on the cheek of Miss Shui

Nonsense!

I

I am learning for love

love

Your analysis is really accurate

then I would like to ask

my dear friends

beloved family

when I was hurt

where were you?

Alright, let's get down to business

Instructor said

for our today's homework

this.

simulation of case reasoning

Each of us will get a card

The card represents a status

With this status, reasoning

the correct case

Come on, brother

Landlord Zhou

it fits me well

casual and elegant

My card is Madam Zhou

Wuxia, I can't believe you are showing off your love!

No, I'm not

Why are you laughing?

It seems that Bro Shui is not the only one who shows off the love

Brother

What's on your face?

This?

Sister Zhezhi

are you okay?

It's okay

Is everyone okay?

Miss Zhezhi

I'll leave now if there's nothing else

Younger Childe

What's wrong?

Thank you, Younger Childe

That's what happened

Let me ask you a question

Do you think

for this lip print

I should clean it or not?

this.

Give me your advice!

Miss Zhezhi

Last night, on my face, you left

your cosmetics

and they all saw it today

What's wrong?

Are you going to make me responsible for you again?

Now, the words of being responsible

is not important to us

The key is

what's in your mind, Miss Zhezhi

Anyway, now the problem between you and me

is no longer a problem

For the gap between you and me

I will certainly strive to fill it up

But

I only want to know

Are you willing to give up a whole forest for me?

Just hanging on the single tree of me

You're saying yes?

You're being so silly

Pretty good! As the gentleman always says

where there is pay, there is gain

Generally speaking

if it weren't because of Jiang Baiyu this time

I would really be dead

You didn't see his look

he wears a collar and tilting his neck

like a distorted neck tree

He is really so affectedly

he tilted your head and pretended to be cute and said to me

Bro Shui, I'm so pitiful

won't I die?

How to do it? How can anyone be so affected?

Sister

Yeah

Just in half a cup of tea's time

you have mentioned Jiang Baiyu 35 times

I haven't, how can I remember it so clearly?

35 times, only more and not less

Why do I feel

you fall in love with him?

I

I like...

I like Jiang Baiyu

How could I like him?

How could I like that distorted neck tree?

I can't like him

Here's the question

you didn't even

mention Shen Daxia once just now

Yes, where is Hero Shen?

God

Did you forget him

at that time?

We had an appointment indeed

but Jiang Baiyu was injured at that time

so I didn't remember it

If you really love someone

you will think of him immediately

if the danger occurs

This small earthquake

can test the sincerity between couples

When the danger occurred, Jiang Baiyu's

first reaction is to save you

even disregard your own life

how many ordinary friends

can do this?

And Hero Shen

he has had an appointment with you on the night with the earthquake

but he abandoned you

neither an apology for missing the appointment

nor a belated concern

He is successful hero

but he isn't a successful love partner

No wonder!

when you mentioned him today

there isn't glitter in your eyes like before

Really?

I like Jiang Baiyu

The lip print on my brother's face

must have been left by sister Zhezhi

You conquered Sister Zhezhi so soon

Younger Childe is not simple

Maybe not

Sister Zhezhi is like a wild horse

my brother may not have such a big grassland

maybe they have a brief affection

or a kiss when they made an apology

or like us

Okay

Right!

Don't mention is in the future

it hasn't happened

do you know?

Don't move your neck

Wuxia

Younger Childe asked us to go to Huadeng Hall

he said he has important things to announce

Huadeng Hall

Let's go

What are you going to do?

your this neck

you just rest at home

How can I be absent for this thing

Come on

OK

Wait

Did you hear about the thing on the night with earthquake?

No! What's the matter?

It is said that Elder Childe Jiang bravely saved his wife in spite of danger

The news has spread all over the Chong'an City

Really?

Elder Childe Jiang is great

but Younger Childe is greater

he and Sister Zhezhi even...

Brother

why are you here as well?

Although I was injured

I also have a gossip mentality

I asked you to come this time

you have figured it out actually

I have been in a relationship with Miss Zhezhi

I want to thank you

If you hadn't encouraged me

and supported me at the bridge

I wouldn't have courage

to insist on it

We

At that time

Nah

I didn't mean that

if it weren't because of

the thing of Miss Qi and her father

I would tell everyone earlier

so I want to tell you internally

I'd like yo toast you with tea instead of wine

Come on, brother

tell us how did you chase my sister successful

Actually, I really want to thank the earthquake last time

earthquake occurred that day, guests and friends filled up the room at ordinary days

but at the critical moment, they all ran away

I yearned for the forest before

I understood now

it is just an illusion

only this young tree sapling

is the most sincere one

Do you know

I was actually scared at the time

Really? I didn't find it out

But when I saw

full of fear and worry from your eyes

I just wanted to

stay by your side

I haven't participated in your past

I will accompany you to the end

we will be lovebirds in the next life

Yeah

There is little tea, let me call

Waiter, give me another pot of tea

Zhizhi, what do you want to drink?

I want to have Blazing Fire And Dry Wood tea

Yeah

Do you think there is a strange smell?

The sour and foul odors of love

I advise you two to constrain yourself

don't be lovey-dovey anymore

Please forgive me that I cannot help myself

as long as Zhezhi is here

I can't care others

I didn't expect Younger Childe likes to say these words

It must be my that book Love Tactics

that enlightened him well

To be honest

I have been inspired a lot

since my brother and Miss Shui are together

your being together makes me really feel that

love is not just a momentary happiness

the more precious thing is the blandness in weekdays

You two got the cards for husband and wife

by tacit agreement

in the school that day

I saw true love

in your eyes

What's wrong, Bro Shui?

It's okay

Are you...

you fall in love with him?

You both chose the cards for husband and wife

by tacit agreement in class today

in your eyes

I see the true love

Miss Shui, there is a letter for you

OK, thanks

I missed the appointment because of disaster relief

I have something important to leave Chong'an for a few days

see you another day

I missed the appointment because of disaster relief

What are you hiding? So stingy

look, there are so many letters here

do you want to see?

No!

Look

your this friend

has explained to you clearly

don't be sad anymore

Ah

What?

What are you looking at?

Tell me

tell you what?

Bro Shui

You see we've gotten along for a long time

we are friends

and also brothers

I certainly don't want to see you be sad

Give me a smile

Yeah

Give me a smile

you're smiling

smile happier

it looks good in this way

Idiot

What are you doing?

You just smile If he asked you to smile

are you fool? Don't smile

I'm crazy

Jiang Baiyu

you didn't sleep all night

who did write this after all?

Why are there much more letters than before?

It is because that I saved you that night

so I have so many crazy fans

Letters will be sent here later

look, all letters on the ground are for me

Did you just read these letters all night?

Yes

Aren't you sleepy?

I'm not sleepy

Look at this

Very lovely

You see

Very cute

Look

Love you

You are always my strongest support

so cute

Is it cute?

Grammar is even wrong

Love you

Why is it wrong?

Love you

that's right

where is wrong?

Jiang Baiyu

Your favorite flowers moon cake

I had a hard time to line up to buy it for you

taste one, is it delicious?

Wait

Just read your letters

Jiang Baiyu

Shadow puppet show actors were invited to the residence

do you want to watch it with me?

They come once a year, a rare opportunity

Let's go

Go with yourself

I will not go

Brother Baiyu

I've liked you for a long time

accept my letter

How could I dream of Jiang Baiyu?

Could you stop doing that, please?

You have been facing those letters all day

didn't you know you are sick?

Bro Shui, why are you so irritable?

I am replying letters to sisters

Just in time

help me to take a look

is it OK to write like this?

Dear

dear what

You are going to take the exam, don't you know?

You have time to write letters there

don't you know to read a book?

If you fail the exam, be careful that I'll screw your head off

I know

you can not bear to do that

Bro Shui, Bro Shui, Bro Shui

Bro Shui, Bro Shui

Why did you ignore me?

I'm afraid to interrupt you replying letters

It doesn't matter, I almost finish it

But I didn't expect that

I Jiang Baiyu am so popular one day

What surprised me more is

the beauty Miss Chen from the west of the city

the beauty Miss Zhang from the north of the city

and the young mistress Tong Yan of Kong Residence

all became my fans because of this thing

Right

you are so nice

so considerate now

they like you so much, right?

I should thank Bro Shui for teaching me how to be a man

I didn't teach you

The relationship between us is fake anyway

You will have a chance to regain your freedom

as soon as the exam is over

by then

I may not stay in Chong'an

you will also have your own things to do

Maybe

we won't meet again

Bro Shui, why are you weird today?

why did you become so pessimistic suddenly?

Who will you

be with in future?

Future

I will definitely be with someone I like

But

Will you get married?

A man should get married on coming of age, of course

But Bro Shui, don't worry

I call you Bro Shui for one day

you will be my Bro Shui for life

You must be at site

when I get married

What? I will be site

Do you have a good candidate?

Is she the girl from the west of the city

or the girl from the north of the city

or that young mistress?

She has been married, you have no chance

Bro Shui, what are you talking about?

They are just my fans

Oh, no, no, no

they are not mine

but our fans

Look

Dear Bai Blind group

Bai Blind group

it is our name in society

Jiang Jiang Baiyu and blind person Shui

I'm not blind person Shui

I always thought you knew

Bro Shui

Are you jealous?

I

I'm not jealous

You are jealous

Who will you

Eat your orange

So sour

I have something to talk to you

You say first

My house is in disrepair for many years

after the earthquake this time

it became dangerous house completely

I can't keep running the gambling store

I have to find another store

No wonder

Xiao Si always said that I have no ambition

I really can't

Don't worry too much

I will help you find a store

we can find it absolutely

Sister, what are you going to talk to me?

What's wrong?

what exactly are you going to say?

Quickly!

I just

Are you...

passed my affection to another

Right!

I just felt that I am a little

Jiang Baiyu, right?

Yeah

God

I know it

no one can maintain the affection

after staying for a long time

but sister, don't worry

it's probably that

you have stayed with each other for a long time

the familiarity feeling is causing trouble

I heard that there are many different situations

if you really like someone

I have seen the most popular true love test questions in the hall

let me test for you

Come on

When you see delicious foods

you want to share it with him first

did you do it?

Yes

I helped him line up to buy fresh meat moon cakes that time

I gave them to him

before I ate them

Look, you just like him

If you buy something

you will also share it with your brother first

right?

OK, let's go on

Yeah

Two, new and interesting things

you want to share it with him first

did you do it?

Shadow puppet show actors were invited to the residence yesterday

I invited him first, is it count?

Yes, of course

This is just the second question

it does not mean anything, go on

Three, are you jealous

when you see he talking to other girls?

I dreamed of it at some night

do you have?

Coincidence

My god

I can't calm down, what should I do? what should I do?

I find a The Analects of Confucius

If I read it, I will calm down

read The Analects of Confucius

The Analects of Confucius

The Book of Songs

No

What's this?

This is given by the young mistress of Kong Residence

Bro Shui

Don't worry

People who find funny things in Chong'an

changes one thing a day

they will forget our thing soon

Really?

If you feel that it make you uncomfortable

I will put it away first

No

no, this also stands for

her kindness

just put it there

it's OK to put there

Bro Shui, why are you hairs wet?

What's wrong?

Isn't it well?

It's raining outside

and I am a little tired, I have a rest

Have a rest

It's raining

When does it rain?

Why can't I even hold this?

What are you doing? Bro Shui

No, no

completely not

God

Why do you always flirt me?

you are so disgusting

Calm down

what are you doing?

why did you pinch yourself?

I have a toothache

I have a toothache

I want to divert my attention, what's wrong?

Or I help up divert your attention?

what are you doing?

You wait for me

wait for me

What are you going to do?

Didn't you say you want to watch a shadow puppet show?

I will give you a surprise

Shadow puppet show

Bro Shui

Bro Shui, look what it is

Jiang Baiyu

Jiang Baiyu

What's wrong?

My neck was twisted

Your neck was twisted, let me have a look

This way

Let me have a look