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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,483 --> 00:00:07,572 - All right, great show, everyone. 2 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:08,704 All right, now I know everyone's excited 3 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,749 for the Atlanta Hair Show this weekend. 4 00:00:10,793 --> 00:00:12,360 [cheering] - Ooh, yeah! 5 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:16,016 - Okay, but I'm asking people not to party too hard. 6 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,365 I have to say this every year, 7 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:19,367 the Monday after the Hair Show is not a holiday. 8 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:20,803 - Come on. - Aw, man. 9 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:23,327 Come on, Mika, with all the wild wigs and hairdos, 10 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:25,242 it's like watching the Super Bowl at a Black church. 11 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,852 - But if people are looking for 12 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:28,593 alternative community events, 13 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:30,726 I'm starring in a musical adaptation 14 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,206 of the movie "Cats." 15 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,338 - Tami, ain't nobody trying to see that. 16 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:35,861 [quietly] Put me down for a comp, girl. 17 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:38,299 - Guys, we are "Wake Up with Kenan" ambassadors, okay? 18 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:39,865 We represent the show. 19 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,519 So it's our responsibility 20 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:43,565 to act with dignity at all times. 21 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:45,088 - You want people to keep level-headed 22 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:47,134 for the world's largest ponytail, 23 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,310 a champagne curling iron challenge-- 24 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:52,052 - The perm-zilla, monster of hot oil? 25 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,314 - That doesn't change anything. 26 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,838 - And the Black Hair Model Vanguard Award. 27 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:58,536 - "Recognizing pioneers of Black hair modeling 28 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:01,931 from relaxer boxes to salon styling posters." 29 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:03,193 Mika, do people even know that 30 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:04,325 you used to be a hair model? 31 00:01:04,368 --> 00:01:05,543 - Wait, what? - No, look, Kenan, 32 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,197 that was a long time ago, okay? 33 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,372 I just did it to pay for college. 34 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:09,721 It was a stupid part of my past. 35 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,332 - Okay, so you don't care that they just put out 36 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,682 the nominees list... - No. 37 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,640 - And, uh, you're one of them? [applause] 38 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:17,425 - Y'all, Mika just got nominated for 39 00:01:17,468 --> 00:01:19,340 a Black Hair Model Vanguard Award, y'all! 40 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,211 - [screaming] - Yay, Mika. 41 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:23,300 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 42 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,694 - Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! 43 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:27,217 - Yes, yes. Now... - Wow, okay. 44 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:28,349 - Let's always remember 45 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,177 to act with dignity at all times. 46 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:33,136 [funky upbeat music] 47 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:36,226 48 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:38,098 - What's up, nominee? 49 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:40,100 - Stop, it's not that big of a deal. 50 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,536 - Yes, it is. 51 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,755 And I had a great idea for a remote segment. 52 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:46,454 Maybe we follow you around the Hair Show. 53 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:47,585 Yeah, it could be like 54 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:50,110 a female empowerment "whatchacallit." 55 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,807 And you can come with me and my girls 56 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:54,592 and we could shoot you teaching them, like, girl junk 57 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,420 and just making sure they're having a good time 58 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:57,465 and never leaving their side. 59 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:58,988 - So do you want me to do 60 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:01,425 a remote female empowerment "whatchacallit" thing, 61 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:02,948 or do you just want me to come to the Hair Show 62 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:04,167 to be a buffer 63 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:05,560 'cause your mother-in-law's in town? 64 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:08,258 - Look, Tasha's great on her own. 65 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:09,781 But her and Rick together? 66 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,392 Their arguments have only gotten worse. 67 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,002 You know they fought about global warming? 68 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:15,700 They both think it's a hoax but two very different kinds. 69 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:17,398 - After 30 years, it's like either 70 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:19,878 submit a tape to Bravo or be done with it already. 71 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:21,793 - So, please? 72 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:23,447 I mean, the Hair Show is the girls' favorite, 73 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,275 and I don't want their grandparents ruining it. 74 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:27,277 - Of course I'll be there. 75 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:28,844 But just to be clear, the segment idea was-- 76 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:31,020 - Totally fake. - Okay, figured as much. 77 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:32,195 It's totally fine. 78 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,458 Happy to be there for my babies. 79 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,809 Just to be clear, I meant 80 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,071 the girls are my babies, 81 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:41,291 not you and the girls. 82 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:42,292 - Yeah, no, totally. 83 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:43,859 I mean, I would never presume 84 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:46,166 to be one of said babies. 85 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,428 - Oh, my gosh. 86 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,821 Get a room, you two. 87 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,171 - What? - What? 88 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,346 - No. - What? No! 89 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,478 - What, no. 90 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:56,785 Although, she probably meant the conference room. 91 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,221 - Oh, well, yeah. 92 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,570 Well, what she doesn't know is that 93 00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:01,224 "Morning Bubbles" already has the conference room, 94 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:02,312 so we couldn't get a room. 95 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:04,184 - Exactly. [chuckles] 96 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,925 We showed her. - Yeah. 97 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:09,667 [upbeat music] 98 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,669 - Your mom sure had a lot of stuff for y'all. 99 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:14,063 Look, straighteners, curlers, 100 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:15,456 straighten-lers. 101 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,980 I mean, what even is a long beachy waves crimper? 102 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:20,025 - Wasn't Snoop Dog a Long Beach Crimp? 103 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,288 - Nice. 104 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:22,332 - You don't have to do our hair, Daddy. 105 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,638 We can just go and have fun. 106 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:24,552 - What? 107 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:26,423 No, having your hair all crazy 108 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:27,816 is, like, the whole thing. 109 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,339 I've been watching YouTube videos all morning. 110 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:30,688 I got this. 111 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:32,255 - I don't know, even I don't understand 112 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,736 the "nuancé" of this child's curl pattern. 113 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,434 Why don't I just pay a professional to come do it? 114 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:38,870 - Ooh, is that on the table? 115 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,524 - Uh, no, it's not. 116 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,700 - Yeah, Tasha. You can't always just throw 117 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:45,399 your new husband's money at everything. 118 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:47,575 Gold digger. - What's a gold digger? 119 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,620 - It's what your Papa Rick wants to think 120 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,231 is the reason why I left him. 121 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,363 When in fact, it's because Papa Rick 122 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,930 likes to have flight attendants 123 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:57,454 sit on his lap. - It was turbulence. 124 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:58,673 - Let's not have a little fight in front of the girls. 125 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,240 - At the airport Chili's? - Yes, yes. 126 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,285 - You know what, why don't y'all go play in your room? 127 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,591 - But it's just getting good. 128 00:04:03,634 --> 00:04:05,375 - Yeah, they haven't even started cursing yet. 129 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:06,724 - Oh, I'm sorry, 130 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:07,899 are you asking for tickles? I can't hear you. 131 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:09,205 I can't understand what you're saying. 132 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,685 [giggling and screaming] 133 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:11,686 - Kenan, we're not fighting. 134 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:12,991 - Yeah, we're just talking 135 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:14,079 loudly and violently. 136 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:16,299 - Hey, hey, hey, fam-lay! 137 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:17,953 I got good news and I got bad news. 138 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:19,128 Which one y'all want first? 139 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:20,260 - I like to start with bad news. 140 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,174 That's why CNN's my homepage. 141 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,264 - Okay, well, you know my Etsy store where I sell 142 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,917 bootleg Gucci shirts for dogs? 143 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:27,876 - Oh, yeah, Gucci for Poochies. - Right. 144 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:30,574 Well, it is taking off... 145 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:31,967 all the hair on all them damn dogs. 146 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:34,535 Apparently the fabric I got a deal on 147 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:37,059 is considered an invasive species? 148 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:39,409 But the good news is, Kenan, 149 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,803 your old sitcom is coming back, baby! 150 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:44,414 - What? They're rebooting "Grown Ass Little Boy"? 151 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,329 - Wow. - That is so exciting. 152 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:47,939 - Yup. 153 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,550 Yeah, I been going back and forth with the producers, man. 154 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,421 We got a major network interested. 155 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:54,381 And they won't do it unless you agree to star. 156 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:55,556 - Yeah! - Yeah. 157 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:58,950 - That's what's up, man! - Thank you! Wow. 158 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:01,823 It'll be nice to get back to some real acting around here 159 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:03,607 besides what I'm always doing with the girls. 160 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,957 "Uh, Chloe said what in Biology? 161 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:07,263 No!" 162 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,960 - And it's only, like, three months away in LA. 163 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,354 Man, I can't wait to get out there and just tell everybody 164 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:12,790 how I miss seasons and how a scarf 165 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,357 don't go with shorts. That's weird. 166 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,576 - Wait, you said three months? 167 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:16,925 Away? - Mm-hmm. 168 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:18,274 - That's like a whole Lobsterfest. 169 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,450 - I thought this was kind of a no-brainer, bro. 170 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,409 - AW, leave him alone, G-man. 171 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:23,888 Some men can't handle change. 172 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:26,369 But the world needs safe, virgin-types too. 173 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:29,241 - Just because Kenan didn't manhandle half the panhandle 174 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:30,460 doesn't make him a virgin. 175 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:32,027 - Thank you, Tasha. 176 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:34,159 I think. 177 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:35,509 Okay, I got this. 178 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,119 - You got it. Come on. Right. - Let's do this. 179 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:38,642 - ♪ Hair Show hair 180 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:40,296 - ♪ Yeah, hey, hey 181 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,341 - Hold your breath. 182 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,386 - ♪ Now's the time 183 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,475 ♪ And I'm coming in hot 184 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,129 ♪ Hey, I can't wait 185 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:48,391 ♪ To show you what I got - Ow. 186 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,001 - Ow! 187 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,395 - ♪ I got a little bit of this ♪ 188 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,745 ♪ And a whole lot of that 189 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:57,139 ♪ Hey, you better watch me now ♪ 190 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:58,575 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah 191 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,011 ♪ Hey, hey 192 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,361 ♪ Are you ready? 193 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,840 ♪ Are you ready for this? Are you ready? ♪ 194 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:05,190 [both screaming] 195 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,801 - Now can we call a pro? 196 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:08,411 - I already did. Da-da-dun! 197 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:11,196 Presenting Miss Mika. 198 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,546 Whoa, Mika. - I had an event 199 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,461 for the Hair Show so I had to go all out. 200 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:15,940 - Yes. - First time I can remember 201 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:17,681 not doing my makeup at a stoplight. 202 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,683 - Look at you, Mika. 203 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,424 Who knew under all that bossiness 204 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:22,991 was all this foxiness? 205 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:26,298 - Wow. - Oh, you've never seen me 206 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,866 all done did before, have you? 207 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,694 - Well, I guess not like this. 208 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:33,480 And like that. And like this and uh... 209 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,438 - [laughs] - What's going on over here? 210 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,875 Is he undressing her with his eyes? 211 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:40,965 - Oh, come on, Rick. Not everyone is you. 212 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:45,230 - All right, so Miss Vanguard Award Nominated Hair Model, 213 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:46,406 are you ready to help my girls? 214 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:47,885 - Okay, level with me. How bad is it? 215 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,452 - Hold up, you say "how bald is it?" 216 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:50,888 - No. - Well, you should have 217 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,934 'cause it is in a few spots. - Okay. 218 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:55,066 - Come on, I'll get your bag. 219 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,198 - Thank you. 220 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,418 [grunts] Good lord, girl. 221 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,897 - It is not that bad. 222 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,812 - What you got in here? All of Texas? 223 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:04,075 - [laughs] - I'm gonna go get a drink. 224 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,599 None for you. 225 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,388 - Ay, yo, yo! Atlanta Hair Show, turn up! 226 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,522 - ♪ I do my hair toss, check my nails ♪ 227 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:18,307 ♪ Baby, how you feeling? Feeling good as hell ♪ 228 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,918 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails 229 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:21,963 ♪ Baby, how you feeling? 230 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:23,399 - Ooh, all right. 231 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,010 Hair Show day! All right, come on, babies. 232 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,969 Where y'all want to start? Lead the way. 233 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,841 - Um, let's go to the wig section first. 234 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:32,539 - Ooh, yes and away! 235 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:35,542 - All right, long as y'all don't start wiggin' out. 236 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,892 [claps and chuckles] 237 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:40,024 You hear what I said? 'Cause-- 238 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:41,243 Was that wiggity whack? 239 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,331 - So you know you don't have to say 240 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:43,898 all the dad jokes you know, right? 241 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:46,074 - Ooh! - Ooh, Mika got you! 242 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,076 - Okay, Mika, taking shots. 243 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:49,077 - Uh-huh. - I see you. 244 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,079 - Pow, pow. - Um, 245 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,428 I-I got an idea. 246 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,213 What about Tasha and Mika take the girls 247 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:56,563 and go look at all the girly stuff 248 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,260 and us guys will hit the dawg booths. 249 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,131 Check out the clippers, the beard oil. 250 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,220 - I mean, the main reason we came here today was 251 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,222 to spend time with the girls, so I'm gonna do that. 252 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,397 - Wait-- - Oh. 253 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:08,096 Look at that wig over there. Come on. 254 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,619 - What are you doing? 255 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,839 - I'm trying to keep Kenan away from Mika. 256 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:14,755 Of course you wouldn't notice 'cause you're too busy 257 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:16,974 scouting for your next husband. 258 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:19,586 There's surely someone around here with a full head of hair 259 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,326 and a couple of Kia dealerships. 260 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:24,242 - I know you hear this a lot in your one good ear, 261 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,853 but shut the hell up. 262 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,202 - Pardonne? - Listen, 263 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,725 how many times do I-- - I got it. 264 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:31,467 How 'bout Tasha, Kenan, and I take the girls. 265 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,208 And Rick and Gary, you guys stay and do guy stuff 266 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,557 and we'll all meet up later. 267 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,603 - Great, 'cause the energy and the cologne 268 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:37,952 are toxic over here. 269 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:39,519 - Come on, Meeks. 270 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:40,607 - Y'all have fun. 271 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,173 All right, let's go find me a wig. 272 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:45,176 - You know, G-man, I've been thinking. 273 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,178 You were right. 274 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:49,659 Kenan needs to do "Grown Ass Little Boy." 275 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:50,878 - Agreed. 276 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,401 Man, he'll get there. 277 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:54,969 It takes Kenan a long time to process big changes. 278 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,144 Even little ones. 279 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,449 I mean he had a hell of a meltdown 280 00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:59,234 when "Fresh Prince" replaced Aunt Viv. 281 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,323 - Well, we all did. - Yeah, that's true. 282 00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:02,890 - But look, a good manager 283 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,587 doesn't let his client sit around 284 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,675 thinking about things. 285 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,416 They push them. 286 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:08,548 Hard. 287 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:09,549 To Los Angeles. 288 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,638 - Well, you are my business guru 289 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:15,206 and my Insta bio does say "big time manager." 290 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,513 Maybe I should start making deals like one. 291 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,254 - You're already nailing the lingo. 292 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:22,170 That's half the job. 293 00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:23,737 - Well, thank you so very much 294 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:26,348 for helping me separate Rick and Tash. 295 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,524 I mean, she keeps telling him she knows where he lives, 296 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,831 like we don't all live there. - [laughs] 297 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:33,877 Look, I'm a child of divorce, so this is every Thanksgiving. 298 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:36,619 - Yeah, well, I just want the girls to be happy today. 299 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,273 - Yeah, they look it. 300 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,622 - Birdie, to the right. To the right! 301 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,842 You're giving her a beard. [laughs] 302 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:45,280 - The Hair Show was always such a big family day, you know? 303 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,630 And I was worried that it would be hard on them but-- 304 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,285 - Mika, is that you? 305 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,678 Hey, girl, hey. 306 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,027 - Hey, girl, hey. 307 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,506 Hi, Candi, how are you? 308 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,900 - Booked and blessed, okay? 309 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,599 Gosh, it's been so long since 310 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,644 modeling didn't work out for you. 311 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,734 - Oh, well, actually, I left modeling to pursue journalism, 312 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:05,909 which is what I'm doing now. 313 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,085 - Oh, so precious. 314 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,522 I use newspapers to clean my windows. 315 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:11,915 Good luck! 316 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:16,833 You know, it would be so funny if you won, right? 317 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,574 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 318 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,097 - Thank you. So good to see you. 319 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,446 - Uh-huh. 320 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,884 Ladies. 321 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,189 - [groans] God. 322 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,669 "Thank you, so good to see you." 323 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,323 Mika, what? 324 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,238 I can't stand Candi. She always makes me feel like 325 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:32,457 she's wearing Jordans and I'm rocking Keds. 326 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,111 - Come on, now. No, we're not doing that. 327 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,330 No pity parties today. 328 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,810 We got a trophy to win. 329 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,464 So come on, nobody's better than you, Cori. 330 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:42,032 I mean, nobody's better 331 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:44,513 at excoriating people. 332 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,080 "You tell that woman off!" 333 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,647 Is what I was going to say 334 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,084 if you would let me friggin' finish. 335 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,173 - Yeah, my bad. Sorry. 336 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:53,696 337 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,611 - Uh, question: anybody got a extra 338 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,092 Spotify login I can use? We about to run out of music. 339 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,137 340 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,444 - Bro, you gotta check this out. 341 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,315 You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 342 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,622 Mm-hmm, just sitting here quietly thriving 343 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,059 with my arms crossed and my head down. 344 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,366 - Well, this'll put some pep in your step. Gary? 345 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,194 - Bro, the network couldn't wait 346 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:14,935 and they sent me an offer out of nowhere 347 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,719 and it is crazy. 348 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,199 - How crazy? 349 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,983 Like we about to go to Magic City and go Akon crazy? 350 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:23,117 Or we about to build a city and go Akon crazy? 351 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,423 Wow. - Yeah. 352 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:26,424 - That's a lot of money. 353 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,730 - So what do you think? 354 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,124 You want to have Gary call them right now? 355 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,908 - Uh, yeah. - Oh. 356 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,780 - Why don't you go ahead and give them a call, Gary, 357 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:34,868 and tell them thank you, 358 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,608 but i-it's a pass. 359 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:39,611 - But that's a huge mistake. 360 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,091 - All right, well, truth be truth, 361 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,528 I'm dealing with a lot of stress today, all right? 362 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,531 And I'm not about to be pushed into some huge life change 363 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,359 by two people who think that Cinnabon 364 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,752 deserves a Michelin star. 365 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,146 So I need you to just 366 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,887 get...out... 367 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:58,108 of...my... 368 00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,370 business! 369 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:00,937 - So many bags. 370 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:03,157 - Call the network, have them up the money, 371 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,332 and throw in a butler. 372 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,464 No, make them throw in Gerard Butler. 373 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,249 We'll make the show a two-hander. 374 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,164 - Rick, why are you so pressed on this? 375 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,774 - Because of Mika. 376 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,037 - Yeah, he's feeling Mika. Good on him. 377 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,343 - No, not good on him. 378 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,127 That's why he needs to go to LA. 379 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,216 Because these feelings are not 380 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,870 "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" feelings, 381 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,263 these are more like, 382 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,787 "wham, bam, can we start a fam, ma'am?" feelings. 383 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:28,225 - I cannot believe you landed that. 384 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,966 Look, man, Mika's good for Kenan. 385 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,576 We just got to let him do his thing, bro. 386 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,840 - He is not ready for something this serious. 387 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,538 - Or are you not ready for something serious? 388 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,366 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 389 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,020 - [chuckles] No. 390 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,109 No, no, no. This has nothing to do with me. 391 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,980 This is-- this is wrong for Kenan. 392 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,808 - Oh, all right. 393 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,723 - Me? No. - Yes. 394 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,725 - That's-- - Where you going? 395 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,161 - No, no, no. - There's somebody. 396 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,772 - That's, uh--sorry. Excuse me. 397 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,077 That's just--nah. 398 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,209 - Oh, so you're thinking about the Kenan thing. 399 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,601 You're thinking about that? - No. 400 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,778 - Okay. - So, no. 401 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,737 - Yo, yo, Kenan. Hold up. 402 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,869 - Gary, man, please. 403 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,522 Give it a rest, all right? I said no. 404 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,568 - Okay, you don't want to do "Grown Ass Little Boy." 405 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:07,961 I got it, it's all good. 406 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,136 - Yeah? - Yeah. 407 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,964 - All right, well, thank you, man. 408 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,357 So no more pushing. - Agreed, no more pushing. 409 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:14,924 I know it's a lot, man, but these feelings 410 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,926 you got for Mika, it's good for you. 411 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,014 - So technically, you're still pushing. 412 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,363 You just switched subjects. 413 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,104 - Come on, man. You know what's right for you. 414 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,584 You turning down this gig means 415 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:23,846 you have a chance to be with Mika. 416 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,195 - What, it does? 417 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,718 - She's practically family now, anyway. 418 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,372 - No, she is? - Yes. 419 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,200 - Practically family. Like, like our family? 420 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,855 - Kenan, Mika is so good with the girls. 421 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,552 - Oh, God. - Yeah, she's the best. 422 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,641 - Hey, how about a shot of the happy family? 423 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:37,947 - Come on, Mika. - Okay. 424 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,557 - Oh, I'm sorry. She's not part of our family. 425 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,211 - Uh... - Yeah, I mean, 426 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,431 you're family like, you know, Olive Garden's family. 427 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:46,347 But she's not blood family, right? 428 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,565 - Yeah, I guess. 429 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,045 - Yeah, I mean, I don't make the rules. 430 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,178 You know, the photographer man makes the rules. 431 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,875 - Oh, I really don't care. - Yes, you do. 432 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,181 I mean, it's your camera, 433 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,791 you came over here and asked us a question, 434 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,924 so you makes the rules. - Forget I asked. 435 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,317 - What the hell was that? 436 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,102 Have you been sniffing hair relaxer? 437 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,451 - What? - Yeah, Daddy. 438 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:04,756 Now you're wigging out. 439 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,236 - Yeah, that's right. - Okay, you know what? 440 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,891 I saw a Rapunzel wall climbing little thing over there 441 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,197 where the ropes are braided hair extensions. 442 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,241 Why don't y'all go have a good time? 443 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,026 - But-- - We're taking it. 444 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,766 - That's right. 445 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,812 - Kenan, what's up? 446 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,858 - It's a great song. 4 Non Blondes? 447 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,642 - Okay, look. A lot has happened today. 448 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,644 Are you okay? - He's fine. 449 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,341 He just... 450 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,082 thinks you fine. There, I said it. 451 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,910 - Gary! - Life's too short, man. 452 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,043 He likes you. Now that's in the world. 453 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,087 Deal with it. You're welcome. 454 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,394 - That's--what? - What? 455 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,787 [both stammering] 456 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,789 - Oh, my God, she likes him back. 457 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,661 - You can tell how they're beatboxing with each other. 458 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,228 - Would you two stop? 459 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,360 Nothing has changed between Mika and I. 460 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,971 We are friends. 461 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,929 - Yeah, and like the lightest kind of friends. 462 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,670 Like, work friends. - Yeah, that's like 463 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,063 me and my mailperson. 464 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,673 - Yeah, or the cashier at my pet store. 465 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,153 - Or, yeah, or even a pet! 466 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,981 You know, like, imagine little Mika running around as 467 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,069 a little Labrador or something. 468 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,635 Yeah, she could be your best friend, 469 00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,681 but ain't nothing gonna happen 'cause she a dog. 470 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:03,163 - Oh. - So now I'm a dog. 471 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:06,166 - Time to change for the awards ceremony, Miss Caldwell. 472 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,254 - Great. 473 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,820 - [blows raspberry] Wow. 474 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,735 I'm glad we got that all settled. 475 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,302 Yeah, this is good. 476 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,478 - Yo, yo, it's your boy, DJ Tristan. 477 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,567 Hey, the Vanguard Award is coming up. 478 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,004 Don't miss it. 479 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,353 - Hey, Rick. 480 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,355 You okay? - What do you care? 481 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,747 - I don't. 482 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,489 I like seeing you miserable. 483 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:29,972 But my guess is, we're feeling some similar feelings here. 484 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,627 Rick, if Kenan cares for Mika, 485 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,150 you can't stand in their way. 486 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,152 - Oh, well, I could try. 487 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,198 - She's good for him. 488 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,200 She's good for the girls. 489 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,766 And we knew this day would come, 490 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,639 so we should be happy. 491 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,468 Cori would want us to be. 492 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,991 - What if they forget about her? 493 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,733 - Come on, that'll never happen. 494 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,997 Our baby is unforgettable. 495 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,521 - [chuckles] 496 00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:58,958 - How many churros have you had? 497 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,524 - So many. 498 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,744 - [laughs] 499 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:06,400 [upbeat music] 500 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,577 - Doesn't Mika look pretty, Daddy? 501 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,100 - Uh, I don't know. 502 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,189 - How the hell do you not know? - I don't know. 503 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,757 - Hello, my beautiful brothers and sisters. 504 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,586 [applause] I'm Kurt Franklin. 505 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,631 That's K-U-R-T. 506 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,372 I know some of you are disappointed that I'm not 507 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,722 the famed gospel singer, Kirk Franklin. 508 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,898 - I am, yes. 509 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,639 - But let's move past that 510 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,076 because I am your host 511 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,555 for the evening. [applause] 512 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,035 Before we get this thing crackin', 513 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,081 I have a heavenly announcement to make. 514 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,039 If you are the owner 515 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,824 of a silver Mazda3, 516 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:40,956 you're being towed. 517 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,218 That sounds like Keisha's car. 518 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,567 You're being towed, Keisha. 519 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,091 I tried to told you. 520 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,267 Now let's stop wasting the Lord's time 521 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,138 and get on and meet the nominees 522 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:52,576 of the Black Hair Model Vanguard Award. 523 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:58,843 [cheers and applause] 524 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,977 - You know it's not a crime to be happy, right? 525 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,457 - Yeah, I guess. 526 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,241 - Man, you gonna figure it out. 527 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,417 - Mm, mm, mm. All of it. 528 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:11,160 But there can only be one winner. 529 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,989 And the winner is... 530 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,035 Candi Bowers. [cheers and applause] 531 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,079 - Oh, hell no. 532 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,863 - Yes, it is. Excuse me. - Oh. 533 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,388 - Thank you. I can't believe I won another award. 534 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:22,606 - Congratulations. - [sighs] 535 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,999 I'd like to say that I'm surprised-- 536 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,261 - Sorry, real quick. Candi, I'ma let you finish, 537 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,349 you know what I'm saying? 538 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,655 But I just got to say, yo. 539 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,919 Like, yo, Mika got the best hair of all time. 540 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,877 Like, how y'all gon' front on the girl that brought y'all 541 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,792 the OG blonde box hair look? 542 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,447 And then she went back to school and got her master's 543 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,492 and now she's running the number two morning show 544 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,276 in Atlanta. - Yeah, yeah! 545 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,277 [cheers and applause] 546 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:42,757 - Okay, she didn't win y'all's 547 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,106 Black Hair Model Award, 548 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,021 but to me, 549 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,328 she's the best role model for my girls. 550 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,852 And for women everywhere, for that matter. 551 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,549 So thank y'all for listening 552 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,724 and Candi, I'm gonna give you back the mic-- 553 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:54,812 with due respect. 554 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,597 I said "with all due respect," man! 555 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,381 Where you trying to take me, bruh? 556 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,124 - Sorry I almost had to whoop that ass. 557 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,604 Didn't recognize you till after. 558 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,736 - It's all good, man. - Hey, big fan. 559 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,608 - Appreciate it. All right. 560 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,176 - Yo, Kenan. 561 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,265 It's real, isn't it? 562 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,919 You like Mika. 563 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,444 - Yeah, Rick. I, uh, 564 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,619 I think I do. 565 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:21,100 - I have been saying this for weeks. 566 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,971 - I gotta tell you, this has been a toughie 567 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,973 for the old Rickster. - Me, too. 568 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,671 But I thought moving on was supposed to feel good. 569 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,151 - Don't worry, guys. 570 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,675 No one is gonna forget Cori, man, she's incredible. 571 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,460 I mean, the woman used to sneak ramen bowls 572 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,504 into the movie theater. 573 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,854 - Yeah, she did. Yeah, she did. 574 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,943 - It's like "Fresh Prince" and the two Aunt Vivs, right? 575 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,858 It's like, we all love the first Aunt Viv, 576 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,165 then the second Aunt Viv came in and finished strong. 577 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:46,125 But we all will never forget that first Aunt Viv, though. 578 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,039 But that second Aunt Viv's there. 579 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,780 We hate her a little bit, on the sly, 580 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,652 but that's only because the first Aunt Viv gone. 581 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,001 You know what I'm saying? 582 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,220 But the second Aunt Viv is great and she's there 583 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,743 in our home. Cool. 584 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,658 - Wait, I'm super confused now, Gary, Start that over. 585 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,181 - "Fresh Prince," two Aunt Vivs-- 586 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,184 - Lordy, please, don't. - Okay, but it's a good story. 587 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,925 - Kenan, go get her. 588 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,622 Oh, not that we're pushing. 589 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,320 - Pushing is over. We are done with that. 590 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:10,061 591 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,193 - Now I need everybody to remember 592 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,804 this afterparty is VIP only. - Wow. 593 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:14,762 - So get out, Keisha! 594 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,329 - Hey. - Hey. 595 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,504 - Listen-- - Listen-- 596 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,462 Mm. Kay. - You go first. 597 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,551 - Mm-kay. 598 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:24,032 I don't know what happened today. 599 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:27,035 It started off great but then things got weird. 600 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,603 - Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about all that. 601 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,301 - Anyway, 602 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,869 what you did at the awards show was insane. 603 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,959 But also really sweet. Yeah. 604 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,874 No one's ever done anything that nice for me before, 605 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,398 so I'm grateful to have you in my life, Kanye. 606 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,530 I mean, Kenan. 607 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,271 [both chuckle] 608 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,447 - Well, you know I was talking to Gary and Rick 609 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,362 tonight about moving on. 610 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,015 Me moving on. 611 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,582 - Yeah? 612 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,280 - Yeah. 613 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:58,893 And I was offered a chance to reboot my old sitcom. 614 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:02,897 Out in LA for, like, a few months. 615 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:06,248 And I'm gonna take it. 616 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,555 - Oh. 617 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:13,690 618 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,954 - It's just such a big change. 619 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,653 - I know. 620 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:23,352 - Thank you. 621 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:27,095 - ♪ My life was torn like windblown sand ♪ 622 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:31,926 ♪ Then a rock was formed when you held my hand ♪ 623 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:34,363 ♪ Sonny one so true 624 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,582 ♪ I love you 625 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,583 - I'm a little turned around. 626 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,845 I forgot where the exit is. 627 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,063 - Oh, yeah, so it's where it says "exit." 628 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,674 - Oh, I see it now. - Sign. 629 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:41,805 - Right, thanks for your time. 630 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,938 - It's straight ahead. 631 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,637 - Hey, um, 632 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,684 thank you for earlier. 633 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,773 - Well, it reminded me of a time 634 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,035 when we didn't hate each other. 635 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:57,299 Back when "apps" only meant 636 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,779 jalapeño poppers. 637 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:01,956 - [chuckles] We had fun. 638 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,610 Remember that time we stole the boat 639 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:06,308 and watched the sunrise? 640 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,875 That was you, right? 641 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,790 - Oh, stop. - [chuckles] 642 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,313 - Hey, you okay, man? 643 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,706 - Yeah, for sure. 644 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:15,317 645 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:18,320 - Good, 'cause my back hurts, man. 646 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,582 These girls are heavy. 647 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:20,670 - These girls are small but dense. 648 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,846 - God, my knees. 649 00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:27,446 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46649

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