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♪ Who's got the sweetest disposition?

♪ One guess, guess who?

♪ Who never, never starts an argument?

WOMAN: Hmm?

♪ Who never shows a bit of temperament?

♪ Who's never wrong but always right?

DONALD: Yeah?

♪ Who'd never dream of starting a fight?

DONALD: That so?

♪ Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?

♪ No one

(DONALD QUACKING ANGRILY)

♪ ...but Donald Duck! ♪

DONALD: Yeah!

Welcome to the Grand Canyon,

nature's masterpiece and wonder of the world.

(CLEARING THROAT)

Spread out a little, folks, this is Cinemascope.

That's better.

Now, Mother Nature started carving this canyon millions of years ago.

It's over 200 miles long and 4 to 18 miles wide.

Amazing!

And mind you, at this point, it's a mile deep.

(ECHOING) A mile deep!

Uh-uh!

No throwing of rocks into the canyon.

If we all threw rocks into the canyon,

pretty soon we wouldn't have a canyon, would we?

Now, as I was saying, when you look at the canyon from this point...

Well, well! A sand painting.

Oh, boy!

Please, don't bother the Americans.

(GRUMBLING)

Very, very interesting.

You again!

Tourists! Trouble, trouble, trouble!

(SNEEZES)

(SNEEZE ECHOING)

ECHO: Gesundheit.

Who said that?

(ECHOING)

(QUACKING ANGRILY)

Quiet!

No yelling, please.

(BLOWING WHISTLE)

Now, as we hit the trail to the floor of the canyon,

there is nothing to fear.

Keep your arms in, no standing in the saddle,

face the front and no talking to the burros.

Trail ho!

Beautiful shot!

Boy, a magnificent view!

This is halfway point. Now, if you look up there,

you'll find the limestone is different from the...

Mr. Ranger?

Hmm?

Will you take my picture?

Why, certainly. Hold it.

RANGER: Trail ho!

Okay, boy, let's go.

Oh, boy, what a shot!

Wow! He's sure sure-footed.

On this hand, you have the Tonto Plateau,

and on the other hand, you have...

(EXCLAIMING)

My goodness! It's you again!

And just where is your burro?

He's up there!

Well, you must have a burro. Against the rules, you know.

Just a minute, folks, I'll be right back.

He's hiding.

Now, now, let me handle this.

All right, come on now. Straighten up there.

Most unbecoming a burro.

You're getting to look a little shaggy, like an old lion.

A lion! That's impossible.

The last lion seen in the canyon was during the Civil War!

So, that couldn't be you. Or could it?

(WHISTLING DIXIE)

(ROARING)

It's a lion!

Where?

(SCREAMS)

(BLOWING WHISTLE)

Speed limit on the trail. Rigidly enforced!

I'll be delayed a little longer, folks.

Help! Help!

(BLOWING WHISTLE)

Put those rocks back!

I got him!

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

I should have stayed in the postal service.

Don't wait any longer, folks. Run for your lives!

Well, I hope you're satisfied.

You two have, in a matter of minutes,

messed up what it took Mother Nature millions of years to create.

The National Park rule book states, and I quote,

"When a natural object is marred or defaced,

"it must be restored to its original state."

So, start digging!