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Previously on "Good Girls"...

We get to start over,

and then they'll move us anywhere in the country.

Assuming we can even deliver gang friend.

We need to know what he does with the money.

- He'll kill me. - You have something you want to tell me?

It's not gonna do that, is it?

Another double. What's this man got you doing?

Who do you think's paying off all your debt?

You had pizza with your therapist?

And a couple beers. So what?

She's really into you, okay?

I proposed to Lila.

You're quitting?

You can't make someone like you.

Annie, what are you doing?

Tyler, please, there has to be something that you want.

- I'll see you in 30 years. - It might not take that long.

- How did you do it? - I can't keep doing this.

- Don't have much of a choice. - Why?

Because I also have people to answer to.

They're gonna want to meet you.

He's got a boss.

Make peace with yourself.

Make peace with the amazing person

that you truly are.

Your mind is your greatest asset.

You are your own best tool.

I am my own best tool.

Be cool.

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Why are you in clothes?

Why are you awake?

- I have practice. - Before school?

- Can't do it in school. - But it's extracurricular.

Yeah, extra.

Hmm.

- What's your excuse? - Work.

You got home, like, 3 hours ago.

I forgot to lock up.

The store is open 24 hours.

What's in the backpack?

- Mostly tampons. - Can I see?

- You know what's so weird? - Guns?

- You didn't go to bed a cop... - Drugs?

- But you woke up one. - Body parts?

Remind me never to get up early again.

All right. Be on your way.

I will bring you a Slurpee.

If only you were going to work.

You're not dumb.

You just weren't prepared, so let's try again.

If you can open up your textbooks

to chapter 6, page 89.

Will you take me to Annabelle's?

Can your mom take you?

- I want you. - Could she come over here?

She has better dolls.

- What about FaceTime? - Not the same.

What if you rode your scooter over to her house?

I can't cross the street by myself.

Well, maybe it's time.

Hey, go get your shoes, sweetie.

- But I want Dad. - Go.

- How long does that take? - When it beeps.

Do you want a pillow or something?

How did you get it?

- What? - The bail.

I mean, we were drowning before they even took the shop.

Come here, sit up.

What'd he make you do this time?

It's not him.

Who is it?

Does it matter?

Yeah, kind of.

Would you rather just go back?

I'll take Jane.

- We out of peanut butter? - We are.

- We out of bread, too? - Do you see any bread?

- No. - Then you have your answer.

Can you go to the store?

Sure, as soon as we stop showering,

stop watching TV, and stop cooking.

Got it. How bad?

As long as you don't need to see the food

that we can't buy or cook,

we can probably keep the TV going.

Well, it's okay, 'cause I got a craving

for saltines and mustard.

You cannot be serious.

I could do Cheerios and barbecue sauce.

Her meds went up again.

- They just upped them. - And they upped the up.

How much?

What are we going to do?

I know this is kind of my fault.

All your fault.

And I don't want to make things any worse

than I already have.

But you just can't help yourself.

What's going on with the bags?

What do you mean?

Maybe you can ask

for some kind of commission or something.

- This isn't Herbalife, babe. - But you made the deal.

- To stay alive. - Well, are they selling?

I don't know, Ruby.

He's got 'em in some car washes around town.

- Car washes? - Some gas stations too.

They're fake CELINEs, not Slim Jims.

Looks like it's gonna be a condiment kind of month.

Got to do better than that.

Well, get it from your guy.

He just won't wash right now.

And we can't live without our cut.

How is that my problem?

This takes up all of our time.

I can barely work.

And it's not like we're ratting out some pencil pushers.

There's crime, undercover crime.

These fools are packing, yo.

None of it pays anymore.

We're not your financial planners.

So could we get, like, an advance or something?

On what?

- On our salary. - What salary?

The one we're gonna get in our new lives.

You don't have new lives yet.

But we can't afford our old ones.

I can't even pay my rent.

Hey, guess where you won't have to.

When do you meet the boss?

Oh, I'm still waiting on my e-vite.

I like your eyes.

- Excuse me? - The smoky stuff.

- My makeup? - What's it called?

Eye shadow.

Would you say it's, like, slate

or more of, like, a smoky gray?

She'll text you a link.

Mm.

Hey, mama.

I can trust you, right?

Follow the money.

What color lip gloss is that?

Boss will know where it goes.

My people want to check you out.

- You've got this, girl. - We're counting on you.

Don't let me down, all right?

Do you have a USB cable?

This thing is flashing, and I need to charge it.

Yeah, it's in my purse.

Okay.

What happens when his boss has a boss?

- And that boss has a boss? - We work harder and harder.

And get poorer and poorer.

And still end up deader and deader.

And deader.

'Cause there's three of us.

Hello?

Yo, Holly Hobby.

Anything at all to contribute?

What do we do?

Green or orange around the mouth?

Hey, will you give me that blue AUX?

- Do you feel that? - Hm?

Oh... The rush.

- From the fumes? - Here, you try.

- This one goes right there. - Okay.

How awesome is it being in the field?

Hmm, food's better than the cafeteria.

How about no D-bag suits to report to?

- Sounds nice. - Right?

For you.

Point is, if we deliver on this,

everything changes.

- Really? - Yeah, yeah.

- Could mean division chief. - For me too?

- Yeah, if you play your cards right. - Hm.

- What'd you do to your face? - Nothing.

Oh. Is that eye shadow?

No.

Oh.

Listen, I... I worked with this CI once.

Great guy. Loved Kenny Chesney.

- We'd go out. We'd get sauced. - Fun.

He even taught me how to line dance.

- Got to make him trust you. - Problem was, I trusted him.

I'm not going dancing with her.

- They're not your friends. - I just had to find my way in.

The only reason she's even talking to you

is because we caught her.

What happened with your Chesney pal?

He played me like a steel guitar.

They shut down the whole op.

I get it.

It took 15 years to dig out of that hole.

I'm gonna make her my bitch, okay?

Just don't forget what's pretend and what's real.

Not your color, by the way.

- Your place is really nice. - Oh, thanks.

You've been here before, right?

Just to help you move your couch.

What about my Super Bowl party?

- I wasn't invited. - To any of them?

Wait, there was more than one?

Let's talk a little bit more about you, Baby T.

What's new?

- I rescued a cat. - Aw.

- Then he drowned himself. - Oh.

So tell me a little bit more

about this exciting new job of yours.

Well, it's not really that exciting.

What if it could be?

It's a new place in Grosse Pointe.

- It's a lot of eyes. - It's only one exit.

And a police station right down the road.

Hey, ladies.

Hey, have you seen my Allen wrenches?

No.

Different key for each case.

- It'll take forever. - Suicide mission.

Perfect.

All right, everybody be cool, and nobody gets hurt!

- Time. - One minute.

Miss, that one is not locked.

Oh, terrific. Thank you.

Time.

Come on, pick up the pace!

Ten seconds.

Where is this fool?

He's coming.

It's time.

Everything's insured.

You can go.

Um, we will...

After you open something else.

You took everything.

Well, don't look at us.

- I haven't called the cops yet. - Get on the ground.

- Okay. - Go on. Get down there.

Where is he?

You stay down there.

Be cool.

Turn around.

That way.

- Donuts? - I thought it was tomorrow.

Really?

What the hell is going on?

Just trying to make a living.

- Armed robbery is 5 to 10. - For squirt guns?

Doesn't matter, actually.

It does when you pull the trigger.

You think this is funny?

At least here we get three square meals.

- And a roof over our head. - Cute jumpers.

- Oh, I love orange. - They do blue here.

- Oh, even better. - Fine.

You could all rot.

We'll round up your husband too.

But how will we finish the job?

You didn't really give us anything anyway.

Can you just ask

the security guard for my phone?

I hate when people don't respond to an e-vite.

Did gang friend actually send a e-vite?

Paperless post.

- When's the meeting? - Does it matter?

You know, I think it actually kind of does

'cause if they bail us out,

which it feels like they're leaning towards,

then we could hit that credit union

- before it closes. - Oh.

- It's right next to Walmart. - Twofer.

Might want to hang tight in the parking lot.

We'll probably be back here before that meeting.

- We'll put you on payroll. - Same amount as our cut.

- Not happening. - Hmm.

Never knocked over a casino.

- Open all night. - Loaded with cash.

And on every corner.

How did we not think of this before?

I just did.

Come here.

Your guy came through?

- You tell me. - Hm?

Real or fake?

As long as it pays the bills.

Come on.

Real.

Fake?

- I can't tell the difference. - That's the point.

What's that got to do with it?

- You want a cut or not? - You know it.

Then we gotta show your guy how valuable you are.

It's missing the engraved logo...

right here in the corner.

Can't sleep on the stitching... at least ten stitches per inch.

Got to be symmetrical on all sides.

And the real ones...

come with a dust bag.

- What's that? - It's like a bag for your bag.

- Seems like a waste. - Ladies love it.

Why are you telling me all this, Stan?

'Cause, Gene, you're selling fake for fake.

So?

Convince women these are real,

you get ten times the money.

All this time, I thought I hired a badass.

Lucky for me, I got a prissy fashionista.

I really need to pass.

It's not just for me. It's for my son.

Look, I know this might not seem

like the most important thing in the world to someone else,

but I literally cannot move on

with my life without it, so... if there is...

anything else... that I can do.

- There's one thing you can do. - Name it.

Take your seat.

How many times?

Yeah, same here.

You have 7 hours to complete the test.

The first section has a limit of 75 minutes.

I'll notify you when there's 5 minutes remaining.

When the time is up, please place your pencils down.

Are there any questions?

- Get 'em curry. - Curry?

Yeah, Jane's learning cultures.

- Okay. - She likes India.

Is the store paying you in cash now?

Remember when you first went to work for your dad,

and you said, "It's only gonna be for the summer"?

- Yeah, stuck for life. - Me too.

- Just leave it. - I got it.

Leave it.

You okay?

Kenny likes the naan. It's just flatbread.

What if he checks me?

- Improvise. - What if he finds it?

- Improvise. - He'd have to get you naked.

Hey, now.

Come on.

Do you need to frisk me or something?

Nah, you're good.

Don't sweat it, all right?

This is my boss.

I'm just his grandmother.

Come on, creepy guy in 4A.

Why is your Wi-Fi so weak?

Yes!

No!

This is not my house.

What are you doing here?

- I just left my stag night. - That doesn't help me.

Your people call it a bachelor party.

That would explain the boob glitter on your face.

- It got really weird. - With the strippers?

With a mini horse.

I don't even know who to feel sorry for there.

I can't get married tomorrow.

You should go home.

- I don't want to. - Then go somewhere else.

Can I just please come in?

Find yourself a good therapist.

- Please, I really need... - Josh.

- Sorry, I really need to... - Josh, you have to trust me.

I think I'm gonna crap myself.

- It's around the corner. - Okay.

- Oh, no, that's too much. Thank you. - Don't worry.

She'll tell you when you've had enough.

How do you know my uncle?

She's just a work friend, bud.

What's she do?

Um, she helps me out.

- That right? - We're partners.

That all?

- I'm married. - How many children?

- Four. - She's married.

Where's the ring?

Let the girl eat.

Come on. I'm just playing.

- My cousin. - Brother.

Cousin.

Heard a lot about you, Elizabeth.

- It's just Beth. - Okay, Elizabeth.

Got to watch out for that one.

You've got to watch out for both of these guys.

Like you're some peach.

Is there a bathroom?

- Oh, yeah, inside, sweetie, off the den. - Thank you.

I'd avoid going in there.

- How long? - A week to be safe.

- Feeling better? - Not really.

Well, pre-wedding jitters are totally normal.

I've never gone number two at Lila's.

- Huh? - Never.

But... but what do you do?

There's a caf� down the street.

They know me.

They key's waiting when I come in.

Why?

Because her bathroom is so fresh and girly.

It smells like gardenias.

Yeah, 'cause she's trying to mask her own dumps.

No, she doesn't do that.

- So she also goes to the caf�? - No, she just doesn't do it.

- Are you kidding me? - She never has to go.

That's just physically impossible.

She eats so clean there's very little waste.

- Jesus. - Yeah.

She really is perfect.

Just not for me.

You destroyed my office bathroom

after our first session.

- I thought I sprayed. - Not enough.

- Can I ask you something? - Okay.

Do you really want to be with me...

Or do you just not want to be with her?

What are you doing?

I don't... I don't know.

Don't know? Don't want to say?

I'm just curious.

Oh, yeah?

You figure it out yet?

What's that?

Grandma loves Grisham.

- What is all this? - Family.

I thought this was business.

Same thing.

Why do they care about me?

Got to know you're good enough.

- For you? - For business.

What if I'm not?

Then you don't get invited back.

- That doesn't seem fair. - Hm.

What's going on?

She improvised.

Hey.

They like you.

- Morning. - What time is it?

You're good. You're good.

But...

it's approaching go time.

Oh, God.

So what are you gonna do?

Not how this works, remember?

Oh, we're back to that now?

You never really needed me.

Hi, Ben.

You've got to be kidding me.

- Well, good luck. - You, too.

Hey, it's not that!

It looks like that.

It's a different kind of that.

That is that.

It's that without the that.

Why should I believe anything that comes out of your mouth?

Because I'm not lying.

I called the mini-mart after you left.

- What? - Where were you?

Not where you think.

'Cause I think you were humping your shrink.

Jesus.

I was at a GED prep class, okay?

For real?

Yeah.

I just...

I didn't want to tell you.

Why?

In case I failed again.

How'd you do?

Come on, creeper in 4A.

Ugh, he has really got to upgrade.

- It's loading. - Oh, my God.

I can't look. I can't look.

I got this.

Oh, no.

Now we both have to pay for college.

Ah!

Hey.

Rise and shine.

- You just getting home? - Mm-hmm.

Got my cut.

- For real? - Did everything you said.

- How much? - Even more than I asked for.

How much?

Depends on how many I sell.

Why you?

He didn't know any women who could afford a real one.

And we do?

We're gonna have to find 'em.

They look legit though.

You see the hardware?

Mm-hmm.

Sorry about this,

my gaily colored beach ball of rapture.

- Actually, this look is very popular... - You guys, please turn that down.

- You're gonna go deaf. - Earthworm Jim!

- Dean? - Prepare to be unsuited...

Earth to Dean.

Oh, sorry. I was just spaced.

Weren't you gonna go on a bike ride?

- Can't. - Didn't you fix the tires?

I have a radius of three blocks with this thing.

Well, why don't you just go up and down

the driveway like Jane?

It was a joke.

You guys, TV.

Might as well just throw me back in.

Because you can't go on a bike ride?

Because you gave 'em enough evidence to put me away

for as long as they want.

I'll ask him to increase the radius.

- There is gonna be a trial. - There's not gonna be a trial.

They're not gonna cut me a deal.

- You won't need one. - Well, how do you know that?

Danny, turn the TV up.

? Through the soil he did crawl ?

? Earthworm Jim ?

Come on, even louder.

? Jim was just a dirt-eating ?

? Chewing length of worm flesh ?

? But all that came to a crash ?

- ? Earthworm Jim ? - ? He's such a groovy guy ?

- ? Earthworm Jim ? - ? He rockets through the sky ?

? Cruising through the universe ?

? Having lots of fun ?

? Here comes Earthworm Jim ?

? You know that he's a mighty one ?

Look out!

- ? Earthworm Jim ? - ? A hero for all time ?

? Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim ?

? Despite his great big muscles ?

? And his really big ray gun ?

? Jim is still an earthworm ?

? But then he's the only one ?

? With a super suit to make him really super strong ?

? Jim can be a winner if we only sing along ?

? Earthworm Jim ?

? We think he's mighty fine ?

- ? Earthworm Jim ? - ? A hero for all time ?

- ? Earthworm Jim ? - ? The soil he did crawl ?

? Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim ?

? Hooray for Jim ?

G-roovy!