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[ Hip-hop music with
female vocals ]
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[ Farm animal sounds ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Tense music ]
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>> I wouldn't touch that
piece if I were you, Clint.
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>> Miss Diana I thought you
were... >> In the shower?
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Now raise both your
hands up and turn around!
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Nice and slow.
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>> Have I been a
bad wrangler, mam?
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>> Nothing a little roll
in the hay can't fix.
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[ Upbeat, high
tempo club music ]
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[ Sound of waterfall, moaning ]
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[ Horse sounds ]
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[ Upbeat club music ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Country music ]
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>> Oh Penelope our
first real vacation!
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I feel like we've been
freed from office hell.
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>> Don't mention the
office, please!
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I mean look we've got the
green grass, the blue sky...
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[Inhales deeply ]
Ah the fresh country air!
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This is the good life!
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[ Laughs ]
>> The double "D" dude ranch.
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>> Yup, best in the west
and we are going all the way.
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>> Into the sunset?
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>> Bare-backers add on,
you better believe it girl.
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>> Alright girls final stop!
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>> Something feels
really special about this place!
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Like home sweet home.
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I know we're gonna love it here,
I just know it!
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>> Morning ladies,
welcome to the DD.
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Don't worry about
your bags I'll get that later.
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Name's Lucky Luke.
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>> As in lucky to
work in paradise?
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This place is way cool!
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>> Titillating ain't it?
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>> Are you really
lucky, Lucky Luke?
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>> That's a double "D"
guarantee. And you are?
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>> My name is Annie.
>> And I'm Penelope.
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>> The good the bad and the
tender feet. How's about I show
you to your rooms?
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[ Giggles ]
>> Well I could use a foot rub.
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>> Don't be silly Annie c'mon!
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[ Whimsical music ]
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>> Well ladies here's your room,
this is the end of the tour.
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>> Wow, everything
is so beautiful!
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I can't wait to go explore,
everything is just so good!
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>> Yea, thanks for
showing us around.
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>> Need anything just holler,
we're having a campfire at dusk,
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hope to see you
two ladies there.
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[ Giggling ]
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[ Whimsical music ]
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>> Man I'm gonna
love this place!
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>> Me too!
[ Giggles ]
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>> Why don't we go freshen
up before we hit the trails?
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[ Pantomiming
deeper male voice ]
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>> Finest... [ indiscernible
speech ] ... little lady.
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>> Come with me.
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[ Sound of shower ]
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[ Upbeat electronic music ]
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>> Have a seat Diana.
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>> You can barge in here!
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>> Luke let us in,
isn't that right Dirk?
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>> Yep.
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>> Sherrie Underwood,
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of all the dirty dealing
scoundrels on this side of
Hatchet County
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the answer is still no.
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>> Not even a peck on the cheek?
You haven't even heard my
proposition yet.
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>> Cut and run Sherrie!
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How many times do I
have to tell you?
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This ranch has been in the
Dean family for six generations
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and I aim to keep it that way!
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>> Do you hear what I hear Dirk?
>> I hear something alright.
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Sounds like squawking.
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>> We're done,
we're double done now get out!
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>> Feisty aren't we?
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>> No, I've got a suitcase full
of money saying that we're not
done.
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We're just getting started.
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>> You're dirty money isn't
welcome around these parts.
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Underwood!
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>> You and your horse pecker
boyfriend sure make a nice
couple,
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sure would be a shame if
something were to happen to him.
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>> Out!
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>> This ranch will be worth
nothing but a dust fart after
that highway is diverted
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I can see it now,
the dust dried dude ranch.
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>> Out!
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>> Well Dirk it looks like we've
outworn our welcome again.
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>> Where to now?
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>> To bed of course, c'mon.
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Well there's no other way,
we gotta do it.
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We won the ranch and the oil.
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>> What about that
wrangler, Clint?
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>> Don't worry about
him, I'm his poison.
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>> You're mine.
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[ Electronic music ]
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[ Crickets ]
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>> Shyla, now that's
a pretty name.
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>> All the boys call her
Shy because that's what she is.
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La la la, ain't that right?
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>> Jill's such a liar.
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All Shy girl really wants is a
man to lasso her panties off.
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>> I hear ya, all men should
be rugged and rough.
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>> You always have a dirty mind.
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>> Hey just give me a pair of
spurs and a mustang and I'll
melt sugar into gold.
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>> Man's gotta have a body like
buried treasure, "X" marks the
spot.
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[ Laughing ]
>> You got that right.
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>> You girls sure
are giggling rich.
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That's what I like to hear.
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>> Penelope over there's
looking for a rugged suitor.
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>> A birthday suit?
I've got one of those.
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Perhaps I could oblige her.
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>> Oh yea, suit me up!
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>> I had fun today,
thanks for showing us around.
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>> It's all in a days work.
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You two ladies came
in on the late bus.
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Just a few hours ago.
>> Straight from the airport.
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>> And not a ranch hand in sight
to help us with this horrible
jet lag..
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>> Ding dong, I think
you both just struck oil.
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>> How so?
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I know a ranch hand sure can
grease a skillet if you're not
too shy.
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It works wonders for jet lag.
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>> But it's a bit
"nippley" out here.
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>> I'm talking cool
hands and a warm fire.
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Ladies, you game?
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>> After you.
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>> Have fun! Enjoy!
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[ Fast tempo music ]
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>> Sherrie Underwood is
a disgrace to this community,
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her money and her damn highway.
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I am not gonna let her muscle
me out of my family's ranch.
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>> She's never been nothing
but a damn dirty tramp.
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And as for that other one, Dirk,
dill rod or whatever his name
is,
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if he lays one finger on you...
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>> This ranch, Clint,
it's all I've got.
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The Double D is my only home.
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>> Dian Dean don't you worry, I
got both hands in on the Double
D pot.
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We can handle this.
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>> You're the best.
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>> Gotta fight fire with fire.
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>> Wow, where did
you get this stuff, Annie?
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It's got some kick.
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>> Lucky Luke gave it to me.
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>> Now pass me
that whiskey, mam.
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>> So uh, is that
your six shooter?
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>> That there is my pride and
joy. Little Clint.
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Best damn revolver from Abilene,
Texas to Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
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Or is it Taluca Lake?
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>> Well I bet you know
how to shoot a load or two.
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>> A man can learn a lot working
out here under the stars.
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>> Yea, they're
really beautiful.
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Like a whole field of
tiny winking bullets.
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>> Would you like me to show
you them stars up close?
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>> I'd like that, yea.
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>> Hey! It's loaded...
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>> So am I.
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>> Careful now, one squeeze of
the trigger and Little Clint
goes boom.
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Lights out. Now c'mon,
hand him back over.
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>> So tell me, are you a real
honest to goodness cowboy?
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>> Baby, I got fire in my eyes.
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>> Wow.
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Say... why don't you teach me
how to shoot sometime?
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>> Are you serious!
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>> Only if you're be hard on me.
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>> Oh baby it'll be
hard, real hard.
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[ Soft piano music ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Electronic music ]
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>> Have you ever dreamt
of living in the big city?
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>> Honey, I've had my
share of traffic jams,
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one night stands and
rat race honky-tonk.
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The Double D it's all
that matters now.
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>> I wish I could be free
like you Miss Dean.
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>> Don't let life
do you sweetie,
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you gotta lick it clean
before the river runs dry.
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>> Have you ever kissed a girl?
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>> Um, I've kissed a
girl or two yes, why?
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>> Well, sometimes
Penelope and I...
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>> Shh, I know just
what you mean.
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[ 80's music ]
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[ Gunshots ]
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>> Good, good! Watch
the kick on that.
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Hey that's not half bad.
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You keep this up and
you'll out shoot me,
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and there ain't nobody in
this town better than me.
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>> I bet you say that
to all the city girls.
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>> No, I only say that to ones
with the breasts... I mean best
aim!
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[ Phone rings ]
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Diana?
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Hey, hey now calm down,
what's the matter?
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What? We'll be right there.
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>> What's wrong? >> It's
Diana, let's go check it out.
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[ Sound of machinery running ]
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>> Clint! Over here, over here.
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Come!
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>> What's the matter!
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>> It's the aquifer,
pipe's been sabotaged.
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There is no water.
>> Well hell!
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>> I don't know, we're screwed!
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>> You don't think...
>> Who else is it gonna be?
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>> Could you please tell
us what's happening!
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>> Quiet, now when
did this happen?
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>> Sometime last night? I mean
the ranch is almost completely
dry.
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>> Those low down dirty
sons of bitches!
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>> Oh this is awful!
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>> Miss Diana, Mr. Clint...
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>> What is it!
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>> I think we can switch
to the backup well
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and at least have a little
water coming in by nightfall.
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It's not perfect but...
>> Will it hold?
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>> A day or two...
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>> I think that'll
be our best bet.
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Thank Lucky. Now get to it. >>
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait...
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Take the truck and report
this to Sheriff McQuaid,
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tell him that there's been a rat
here and we're gonna take care
of the problem.
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>> Will do.
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>> Kid sure is lucky.
>> Yea but what are we gonna do!
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>> You stay here with the girls
and I'm gonna nip this snake in
the bud.
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>> You mean...
>> Yea.
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I'm gonna pay our friend Sherrie
Underwood a little visit.
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>> Give her my regards.
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>> Could you please tell
us what's happening.
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>> It has to do with the ranch.
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>> Are we in danger?
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>> I don't think so, I'm not
gonna let anything happen to
anyone here.
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That's a Dean family promise.
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>> And the water? >> Lucky,
he'll take care of that.
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>> Diana, who is Underwood?
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>> Sherrie Underwood,
she's just a sleazy lawyer.
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She's been harassing me for
weeks trying to buy the Double
D.
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I guess she's just
jealous of my double D's.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ All together ]
>> We all are.
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>> Well girls, c'mon now,
I can take care of that.
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Follow me.
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[ Solo string fusion music ]
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[ Heavy electronic music ]
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>> Here we go!
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Cheers.
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>> Your whiskey is dry
Underwood, single barrel?
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>> You still double
barreling it?
244
00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:44,537
>> Why were you talking
to Diana Dean yesterday?
245
00:52:44,537 --> 00:52:47,081
>> I wanted to take your
girl for a spin that's all.
246
00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:50,876
>> Aquifer went to hell this
morning but you already knew
that, didn't you?
247
00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:54,088
>> Are you accusing
me of something?
248
00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:55,840
>> As a matter of fact I am.
249
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,135
What did you do, have one of
your henchmen go over and
sabotage it?
250
00:52:59,135 --> 00:53:01,178
>> You know I never
kiss and tell.
251
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:04,349
Come here, let me
show you something.
252
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,522
[ Pop music ]
253
00:57:09,802 --> 00:57:11,846
>> So...
254
00:57:11,846 --> 00:57:15,517
>> I can't be bought that easy,
you should know that by now.
255
00:57:16,851 --> 00:57:18,853
>> I... own you.
256
00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:22,565
>> Thanks for the hooch
but if I ever see you or Dirk
257
00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:24,859
creeping around the Double
D it ain't gonna be good.
258
00:57:27,529 --> 00:57:29,531
Happy trails.
259
00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:40,666
[ Piano notes ]
260
00:57:42,918 --> 00:57:44,753
>> So what's the verdict?
261
00:57:44,753 --> 00:57:47,256
>> I guess we're gonna
have to scare them off.
262
00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:49,551
>> People scare
better when dying.
263
00:57:49,675 --> 00:57:51,302
[ Phone ringing ]
264
00:57:51,302 --> 00:57:52,637
>> Shh, shh, shh.
265
00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:54,221
Hello?
266
00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:55,806
The Sheriff!
267
00:57:56,724 --> 00:57:58,726
Consider it done.
268
00:57:59,602 --> 00:58:02,564
So Dean's unlucky gopher
had a run in with the Sheriff,
269
00:58:03,565 --> 00:58:06,400
tipped off the pig,
even mentioned us by name.
270
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:09,320
>> Where's that pecker at?
271
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,405
>> Probably on his way
back to the Double D.
272
00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:13,700
>> I don't think
he's gonna make it.
273
00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:17,703
[ Radio music ]
274
00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:28,673
>> Right on time.
275
00:58:32,593 --> 00:58:33,761
>> What the...
276
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,680
Slippery oil? What's
this all about?
277
00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:43,479
>> Good morning!
278
00:58:43,479 --> 00:58:47,358
>> Howdy miss. You do realize
this land is property of the
Double D Dude Ranch?
279
00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:49,610
>> That's why I'm here, sir.
280
00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:51,654
>> Slippery oil, what's that?
281
00:58:51,654 --> 00:58:55,575
>> Just marking these areas for
Texas T, apparently this land is
filled with it.
282
00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,786
>> Texas T... Wait a minute!
Who sent you here?
283
00:58:59,704 --> 00:59:01,455
Did Miss Dean send you?
284
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,499
>> It was... Sherrie Underwood.
285
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,585
Does that name ring a bell?
286
00:59:05,585 --> 00:59:07,461
>> Bat shit on a dime it does!
287
00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:10,255
>> It says here she's the sole
owner of the Double D Ranch.
288
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,634
>> Underwood? Oil?
289
00:59:14,093 --> 00:59:15,762
Hmm... wait a minute.
290
00:59:15,762 --> 00:59:16,679
[ Gunshot ]
291
00:59:17,513 --> 00:59:19,515
[ Screams ]
292
00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:26,438
>> Is he gone?
>> Shh, keep it down.
293
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:31,819
Aw son of a duck nosed signal!
294
00:59:32,528 --> 00:59:34,738
Probably just a hunter
mistaken us for some game.
295
00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:36,865
>> You saved my life Mister!
296
00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:38,867
>> I's lucky is all.
297
00:59:39,868 --> 00:59:43,748
>> Are we safe here? >> I know,
come with me just keep down.
298
00:59:47,668 --> 00:59:50,212
>> I think my truck is
just down that hill.
299
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:51,631
>> Swell!
300
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,676
>> You know back there you
didn't have to do that for me.
301
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,513
>> Sometimes the risk
is worth taking.
302
01:00:00,682 --> 01:00:03,517
>> I think I need to repay
you for saving my life.
303
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:07,813
[ Funky electronic music ]
304
01:04:17,562 --> 01:04:20,148
>> Clint where are you!
305
01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:24,070
[ Phone rings ]
306
01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:27,155
Clint! Did you get
Underwood to spill the beans?
307
01:04:27,572 --> 01:04:29,992
>> The only thing Clint
spilled was his load.
308
01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:32,661
>> Underwood!
309
01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:34,663
What have you done to Clint!
310
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:37,582
>> Your bull was here
I satisfied him.
311
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,002
>> What do you want from us!
312
01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:42,796
>> You know exactly what I want.
313
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:45,549
>> The Double D will
never ever be yours.
314
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:49,053
>> There's something that you
don't know about me, Diana.
315
01:04:49,386 --> 01:04:50,930
>> And what's that?
316
01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:53,473
>> I can be a real bitch
when I don't get my way.
317
01:04:53,473 --> 01:04:55,225
>> Lick my boots Sherrie.
318
01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:58,645
>> And when I don't get
my way I huff and puff.
319
01:04:58,645 --> 01:05:00,188
>> Bring it on tramp!
320
01:05:00,439 --> 01:05:04,359
>> And when I huff and puff
Double D's get blown to dust.
321
01:05:04,986 --> 01:05:06,445
>> Get to the point!
322
01:05:06,445 --> 01:05:08,948
>> Sell or face
the consequences.
323
01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:11,658
>> I oughta grind
your face in the mud.
324
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:13,744
>> In other words...
325
01:05:13,744 --> 01:05:16,413
>> In other words...
go to hell you crazy bitch!
326
01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:19,541
>> I suggest you
hightail it outta there
327
01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:21,835
before the devil himself
gets to the Double D.
328
01:05:22,753 --> 01:05:24,796
>> Tell the devil we're ready.
329
01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,929
Clint?
330
01:05:33,305 --> 01:05:35,307
Is that you!
331
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:41,855
Sherrie... I just talked
to her on the phone
332
01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:44,399
I think her douche bag of
a boyfriend is on his way.
333
01:05:45,233 --> 01:05:48,570
>> It makes sense. I saw a
strange truck out on the dirt
road.
334
01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:50,489
It must be his.
335
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:53,533
>> What are you gonna do!
336
01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:55,577
>> What a man's gotta do.
337
01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:01,458
>> Be careful.
338
01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:10,717
[ Suspensful music ]
339
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:19,976
>> Dirk! I know you're out
there, come on out and let's
settle it like men.
340
01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:26,608
[ Dramatic music ]
341
01:06:51,466 --> 01:06:53,468
>> Over here.
342
01:06:56,263 --> 01:06:58,265
>> Well I guess this is it, huh.
343
01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:05,188
[ Western music ]
344
01:07:12,737 --> 01:07:14,781
Whenever you're ready.
345
01:07:35,427 --> 01:07:37,429
>> Say go.
346
01:07:43,351 --> 01:07:45,353
[ Gunshot ]
347
01:07:46,855 --> 01:07:48,857
>> It's over, Dirk.
348
01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:51,109
It's over.
349
01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:56,281
>> You heard him,
honey, it's over.
350
01:08:00,327 --> 01:08:02,746
>> So is it true what Diana
and Clint were saying?
351
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,499
>> What were they saying?
352
01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:08,252
>> Oh... just how you
saved the day and all.
353
01:08:08,877 --> 01:08:11,505
>> Well if it had anything to
do with me being a six
354
01:08:11,505 --> 01:08:14,341
shooting cowgirl from
the big city... I'll take that.
355
01:08:15,301 --> 01:08:17,303
[ Giggling ]
356
01:08:17,344 --> 01:08:20,264
>> Hey now trying to
steal my sweetie?
357
01:08:21,389 --> 01:08:24,184
>> Well my hands are
always in the cookie jar.
358
01:08:25,727 --> 01:08:28,271
>> Now could I have
everyone's attention!
359
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,565
>> Honey you can
have the whole enchilada.
360
01:08:31,525 --> 01:08:34,694
>> Well I just wanna thank all
you ladies for supporting
361
01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:37,280
the Double D and with the
extra money we have coming
362
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,574
in we wanna make you
all permanent members.
363
01:08:39,574 --> 01:08:42,202
>> So you mean we're part
of the Double D family now?
364
01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:44,871
>> Girl, saddle up.
365
01:08:47,415 --> 01:08:50,585
>> Now I especially wanna thank
this pretty little lady over
here.
366
01:08:50,585 --> 01:08:53,380
If it wasn't for her I don't
think I'd be standing here
367
01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:55,257
in front of you all right now.
368
01:08:55,257 --> 01:08:57,509
Penelope, you done good kid.
Real good.
369
01:08:58,385 --> 01:08:59,511
Thank you.
370
01:08:59,761 --> 01:09:01,680
>> To Diana Dean and Clint!
371
01:09:02,222 --> 01:09:04,307
The best in the west!
372
01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:06,226
[ All together ]
>> The best in the west!
373
01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:08,853
>> Celebrate!
374
01:09:10,231 --> 01:09:12,316
[ Electronic pop music ]
375
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,362
[ 80's music ]
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