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♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪
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♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪
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♪ Ella, ella, eh- ♪
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- Hey, look you're ruining Rihanna for me.
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You've taken a song about sexy umbrellas
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and deaded it with your whining vocals.
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- Choirmaster Greg says I've
got a very soothing voice.
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- Nobody cares about your
cry for help dread choir.
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- My choir is not dread.
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Unless dread means amazing fun.
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You should join.
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- Nah, I'll give it a miss, thanks.
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- It's okay if you're not a good singer.
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It's more of a social club.
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It's funny, actually.
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Matheli from the choir,
said we should be called
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a wine club who sometimes sing.
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(both laughing)
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- I don't care.
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I don't care.
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Anyway, I can sing.
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I was the lead in every school play.
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- What happened?
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- Things that big man don't talk about.
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All I know is I swore on my mum's life
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I'd never sing again.
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- What? Not even "Happy Birthday?"
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- Nope. I just say that.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday, you little idiot.
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Happy birthday to you.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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- [Man] Let's try and get this boot off.
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- Can you sign this quickly?
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- I swear on my life and reputation,
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Kareshma will not let you down.
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This has my name on it.
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- Fine, I need a letter
of recommendation from you
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for the management training course.
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- I can't recommend you
for management training.
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You've only been in the job eight weeks.
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Right.
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Off we pop.
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Oh!
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Looks like one little
piggy has gone to market.
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Oh, you found it. Well done you.
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♪ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound ♪
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Come on, join in.
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- Never gonna happen.
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- Me and my Spencer used to
sing together, Girls Aloud.
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Maybe you could be like that-
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- Look, don't compare me
to your messed up son.
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I get it.
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You're sad 'cause he
never calls you often,
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but I ain't tapping in for that brother.
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- Oh, please. Just one song.
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- No.
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Look, the only time I'll ever sing again
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will be at my wife's funeral.
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Yeah, the priest will be like,
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"Rihanna's husband wanted
to say a few words."
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And I'll get up, grab the
mic and sing Boyz II Men
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"End of the Road," do you get me?
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- I don't know that one. How's it go?
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- Nice try.
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♪ Amazing grace ♪
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- Fuck's sake.
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♪ How sweet the sound ♪
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♪ That saved a wretch like thee ♪
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- Hey, hey, hey!
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Yeah.
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We're gonna shut that
shit down before I switch.
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- You should join my choir.
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- We prefer karaoke.
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- We do Lucky Voice twice a week.
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- Well, I karaoke.
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- It's a private booth.
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(upbeat music)
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- Okay, make sure they're freeing up space
For your guy.
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Other two can wait.
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You need to get rid of
this one, yesterday.
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Seems faster to hand over to Argos.
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- Wow. Feisty and fit, huh?
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Hey, if you can shit Mars bars,
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you might just be my dream lass.
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- Piss off, mate.
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- Oh, is this harried?. Sorry.
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I was only flirtin' with ya.
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- Oh, right.
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Cheers. Didn't realise.
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Don't get flirted with
often, but you got nice legs.
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What time do they open?
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(laughs)
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- Jo.
- Carl.
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- Shiny boots, Carl.
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Ex-Army?
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- Aye. Armoured corps.
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- Nice.
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Remind me, was it 2010?
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When they started letting pussies in?
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It must've been if you got in.
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- (chuckles) There it is.
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You've got good banter, Jo.
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- Thanks. Yes.
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- Don't suppose I could get your number?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- You know, just in
case I need a paramedic.
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Do tend to suffer from a
swelling in some areas.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
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It's 078452...
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Swelling. I get it.
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Your cock?
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- Yeah, I was on about me cock.
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- Funny.
(upbeat music)
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- [Maleek] Yo, dad, what's up?
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- [Dad] I need you to
fix the wifi immediately.
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- I can't. I'm working.
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- You can pop by.
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- No, I literally can't.
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I've got sick people to deal with.
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Emergencies.
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- A father is an emergency.
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- All right, fine.
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I'll pop by tonight.
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- Is that why you didn't sing?
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Did your dad forbid it?
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When all you wanted to
do was express yourself?
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- Yo, I'm not Billy Elliot.
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(upbeat music)
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- I can't give a reference to
something I don't believe in.
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I don't see what your rush is anyway.
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- If I'm rushing it's because
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I've waited long enough already.
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I should be a doctor by now
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but glandular fever got in my way,
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ruined my A Levels, stole my destiny.
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- Well, I tell you what,
I'll write your letter.
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- Yes!
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I knew you'd cave. Pathetic.
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- In 12 months, if you can
prove to me you're ready then.
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(upbeat music)
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- [Operator] 451 Papa
Kilo, got one for you.
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- Chest pains, male, 60s.
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It's your dad's address.
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(siren wailing)
(upbeat music)
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- Yes, I pick up the ribs.
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Who's coming?
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No, she didn't tell me.
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Okay.
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Yeah, later potato.
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That was Trish.
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She said you're coming to
our barbecue this evening.
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(chuckles)
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Well, how does Trish know who you are?
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- I called her, after I took
her number from your phone.
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- Oh, okay.
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Why?
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- Just know we're gonna be friends.
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(upbeat music)
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- So, can you describe these chest pains?
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- Humongous, but gone now.
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Whilst you're here, son, I
need you to fix the wifi.
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Look what I've got. Virtual reality.
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I need the wifi so I can watch a film.
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- Oh, anything good?
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- Oh, it's a romantic
film about two women.
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Maleek, your friend is
asking too many questions.
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- Dad, let her work.
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Wendy, stop asking big people questions.
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- So, Maleek was telling me earlier
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about why he stopped singing.
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- Oh, the "Aladdin" thing?
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Oh Lord, it was funny. (laughs)
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He was meant to be a genie,
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painted all blue like a fat Smurf.
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- Okay. Okay.
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It was a school play, I played the genie.
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It went wrong. Done.
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- He came out on a magic carpet
on wires, over the audience,
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and then (laughs) he got stuck up there.
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- Oh, sounds terrifying.
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- No, you're not listening.
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It was very funny because he was scared
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and he was blue and fat, you see.
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- I had to wait up there
until the fire brigade came.
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Every flipping kid in
South London showed up.
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Even the man dem pulled
up with laser pens,
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shining it on me, trying
to get me to fall down.
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- I filmed it.
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Look. This is the part where he falls.
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- Do you know what? We're done.
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Let's go.
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- Goodbye.
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I shall watch my romantic film now.
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(upbeat music)
(siren wailing)
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- [Operator] 451 Papa
Kilo, got mental health.
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Elderly women lost by the canal.
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- Hey old duck.
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Everything okey-dokey?
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- She seems really confused.
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- Oh no. She's just from up North.
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They're all...
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Oh, you meant her, sorry.
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- What's your name, my love?
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- Joan.
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- Where do you live?
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- I don't know.
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- Well, that's okay.
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Why don't we go and sit over here
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and see if we can figure this out, hey?
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I don't think it's a
very comfortable bench
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but it'll do for now.
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- Are you my son?
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Me?
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No, no.
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(upbeat music)
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- Sorry, Lawrence.
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I got this bloke texting me.
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It's a bit embarrassing.
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It's this nurse that
hit on me this morning.
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He was flirting with me.
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I'm like, "Okay, mate."
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- What's he like?
- Nurse, fit.
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- So you into him?
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I didn't think you were on the lookout.
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- I'm not, but why not go for it?
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I can't wait around for Mr. Right forever.
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So I might as well have fun with Mr. Fit.
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- Go for it. What's stopping ya?
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- What is stopping me?
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- What is stopping ya?
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- What is stopping me?
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- What is stopping you?
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- [Operator] 421 Zulu Mike,
we've got cat one seizure.
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- Yeah, on my way.
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Gotta go.
- What is stopping me?
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music)
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- Must be horrible
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not being able to remember where you live.
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- Easy for you though.
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What? Your house sounds horrible.
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- Huh? I got used to
living above the arcade.
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Now, my life's on the up.
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I've got my choir-
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- All right, you're waffling now.
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- Hang on a minute, that might help her.
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- You're not kidnapping an old lady
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and putting her in your choir.
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- No, I read about it.
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How singing can help dementia patients
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access their past.
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Joan, do you like old songs?
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Bet you do, don't ya?
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What about this one?
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♪ Sally, Sally, don't ever wonder ♪
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Can you remember why you live, Joan?
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- Who the hell are you?
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- Oh, well, it was worth a go?
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I'll go and get us a cuppa while we wait.
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- Yeah, you do that.
268
00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,380
- I'm just nipping off, Joan.
269
00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,340
I'm going to leave you with your son.
270
00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,440
All right?
271
00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:02,940
- Sorry about that, Joan.
272
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,040
As if you'd like that bullshit.
273
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,580
Oh, do you know what,
274
00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,680
My, my gran used to like one song.
275
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000
Listen, it was...
276
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:19,780
♪ Oh, she may be weary ♪
277
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:23,060
♪ Young girls they do get wearied ♪
278
00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,260
♪ Wearied ♪
279
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:29,820
♪ That same old shaggy dress, yeah ♪
280
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,260
Oh, you like a bit of oldies, yeah?
281
00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,360
- Yeah.
282
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:37,180
♪ But when she gets weary ♪
283
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,800
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪
284
00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,500
Yes, Joan.
285
00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,620
Busting a little two step.
286
00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,720
- Oh, I like that one.
287
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:52,700
♪ You know, she's waiting ♪
288
00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,100
♪ Just anticipating ♪
289
00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:01,200
♪ For things that should never,
never, never forget, yeah ♪
290
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,120
- No, don't stop. It's working.
291
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,640
- Is it?
- Yeah.
292
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:16,460
♪ But while she's there waiting ♪
293
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:21,560
♪ Without then try a little tenderness ♪
294
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,580
♪ It's all you got to do ♪
295
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,140
Landscape, man.
296
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,180
If you gonna do the
thing, do the thing in it.
297
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,340
(upbeat music)
298
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,140
- Oh, great news.
299
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,240
Lou is coming to the barbecue later.
300
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,180
Not till late though, she's double-booked.
301
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,780
Classic Lou.
302
00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,820
- How do you know about my daughter?
303
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,540
- She really shouldn't share
so much on social media.
304
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,720
There's some messed up people out there.
305
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,060
- Are you threatening my family?
306
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,580
- If I was worried about
someone threatening my family,
307
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,300
I'd sign a letter of recommendation
308
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,300
to get them out of my life.
309
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,700
- I'm not scared of your threats.
310
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,740
- Bright girl, Lou.
311
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,840
Very smart.
312
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,540
God I hope nothing happens to distract her
313
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,420
from her A Levels.
314
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,120
(upbeat music)
315
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,260
- Banter, innit.
316
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,540
It's so important in this job.
317
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,500
- Yes, yes, yes, Carl.
318
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,140
- Honestly, I think
banter is more important
319
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,700
for your health than any drug or machine
320
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,800
they've got in there.
321
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,900
- Obviously, no.
322
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:23,980
- No?
323
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,400
(Jo laughs)
324
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,980
- So funny, Carl.
325
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,780
Oh, hi Lawrence. What are you doing here?
326
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,880
- You said you needed to see me urgently.
327
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,020
- Yeah, it...
328
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,240
I need you to sign Darryl's birthday card.
329
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,340
- Here?
- Yeah.
330
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,260
Because I don't want him
to see it at the depot.
331
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,260
So, yeah.
332
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,220
That's why I got you here.
333
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,320
Oh, this is Carl by the way.
334
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,780
- Nice to meet you, Carl.
- All right.
335
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,620
I like your bike.
- Okay, actually Carl,
336
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,860
I think you might,
337
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,060
you should probably get back in.
338
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,460
Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.
339
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,560
- Make a move.
340
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,340
Look at that ass.
341
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,820
Look at it.
342
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,540
You can sharpen your knives on that.
343
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,780
- So do you have the card?
344
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,880
- What?
- The card?
345
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,500
- No. I need you to get it.
346
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,460
- You want me to get the card?
347
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,700
- Yes, if you don't mind.
348
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,560
- Why did you tell me to come here?
349
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,660
- Because there is a very
nice gift shop in there.
350
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,460
I thought it might be nice.
351
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,020
It's in a month, but I
just thought, you know,
352
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,820
let's get ahead of the game
and get him a really nice card.
353
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,920
Maybe decorate it.
354
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,540
- Right.
355
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,580
♪ Squeeze her ♪
356
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:37,820
♪ Don't tease her ♪
357
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,460
♪ You never leave her ♪
358
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,100
♪ You got to, you got to na, na, na ♪
359
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,300
♪ Got to try a little tenderness ♪
360
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,100
♪ Oh ♪
361
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,020
Oh, shit.
362
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:52,100
- Me and my Len, we used
to love this one. (laughs)
363
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,200
- Can you remember your address, Joan?
364
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,900
- No.
- For God's sake.
365
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,580
- Mum, what are you doing out here?
366
00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,940
Can't go wandering off like that.
367
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,660
- But look, your brother is alive.
368
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,100
- Oh!
369
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,900
What's up, ta-da!
370
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,220
Back from the dead.
371
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,920
(upbeat music)
372
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,760
- Just sent me an aubergine.
373
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,380
Think we all know what that means.
374
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,860
- Oh, he's into horticulture?
375
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,500
- It's emoji for cock, for boner.
376
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,580
That's what it means.
377
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,860
Everyone knows that.
378
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,960
I sent him a water splash.
379
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,140
- Right.
380
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,580
Dating's certainly changed
a lot since I was single.
381
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,680
- You are single, Lawrence.
382
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,360
- Yeah, I suppose.
- Oh my God!
383
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:35,960
- What? Did he send you
a cabbage or something?
384
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:39,500
- He has just texted, asking
385
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,860
if I want to bunk up in the disabled loos.
386
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,840
- He spelled that wrong, actually.
387
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:43,660
- God, I can't believe that.
388
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,900
Can you believe that, Lawrence?
389
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,300
- Judging by his earlier text?
390
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,140
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
391
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,260
He's pretty forward.
- Yeah.
392
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,360
- You're not gonna do it, are you?
393
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,620
- Why? Are you jealous?
394
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,780
Joke? No.
- No.
395
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,100
- I know. I was just joking.
396
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,540
- You can do whatever you want.
397
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,100
I was just looking out for you as a mate.
398
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:04,320
- Well, mate, unless you wanna stop me,
399
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,320
I'm off to the bogs, for a bit of a...
400
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,300
Lips are really dry.
401
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,100
(whistles)
402
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,040
So, I'll see you.
403
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,660
- I didn't say anything.
404
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,020
- Oh, no. It sounded like you said stop.
405
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,020
- No, I-
- But you didn't, no.
406
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:35,860
- No.
407
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,620
- Good.
408
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,540
Good.
409
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,060
- Hey!
410
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:41,900
All right.
411
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,900
So, calipo for you, calipo for me.
412
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,900
(speaking in foreign language)
413
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,340
- You were amazing.
414
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,860
- You didn't do too bad yourself though.
415
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,500
You started to drag towards
the end there, but it's cool.
416
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,860
I can pick up the slack. I can carry you.
417
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,860
Just be better next time.
418
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,900
- Oh, we've got a cat one.
419
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,780
♪ Cat one, cat one ♪
420
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,260
- It's your dad again.
421
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,580
- Oh, for God's sake.
422
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,340
- You need to confront him about this.
423
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,380
- Look, you don't just
confront an African dad.
424
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,020
- Who looks down on ya and has stopped you
425
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,020
fulfilling your potential.
426
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,820
Just like those boys stopped you singing.
427
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,220
You're bigger than all of them.
428
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,680
- Why do you always have
to bring up my weight?
429
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,620
- Aye, aye.
430
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,660
Hey, hey, hey. Here she is.
431
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,760
- Here I am.
432
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,380
- Let the para see a medic.
433
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,480
- Very funny.
434
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,520
- Good.
435
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,880
Go on.
436
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,920
- Can't do this.
437
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,580
- I'm a grower, like...
438
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,680
- No, it's not that, it's...
439
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,500
Sorry, mate.
440
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:54,100
You're a sound bloke, but
kind of into someone else.
441
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,700
- Oh, right.
442
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,140
- Really sorry to mess you about, mate.
443
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,300
- I'll leave. No probs.
444
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:04,060
- Actually, I know it's a bit
of a pain, but he's out there
445
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:08,860
and I don't want him
knowing that I bottled it.
446
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,660
- Oh, right.
447
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,760
You wanna make him jealous?
448
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,860
Got it. I got it.
449
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,780
- Idiot.
450
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:16,940
- We'll just wait in here.
- Cheers.
451
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,040
Cheers, mate. I appreciate that, yeah.
452
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,800
Yeah.
453
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,660
You can put your cock away.
454
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:29,940
(laughing)
455
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,220
- I forgot it was out.
456
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,660
- I can't wait for the barbecue.
457
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,760
Yeah, your Jack's gonna be there.
458
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,220
I just know we'll get along.
459
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,700
God, I hope I don't
miss the last tube home.
460
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,400
Then I might have to stay
over and fuck your son.
461
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,660
- I'm sorry, but you've pushed me to this.
462
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,980
And quite frankly, well, part of me
463
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,080
isn't even sorry, actually.
464
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,500
- Okay, what's in the tube?
465
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,280
- I went into the
infectious diseases ward.
466
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,560
There was a girl there
with glandular fever.
467
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,080
So I took a swab from her
because I will not be bullied.
468
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:10,900
- You're bluffing.
469
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,660
- I absolutely am not.
470
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,580
And if you won't listen to reason,
471
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,740
then maybe you'll think twice
472
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,700
about catching glandular fever again.
473
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,220
- Hey, stop.
474
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,780
- I tried being nice, Kareshma,
475
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,040
but then you came for my family.
476
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,500
And if you come for my family,
477
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:30,400
then you better come armed
because I will fuck you up.
478
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,980
- Wow.
479
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,080
Gary.
480
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,700
Well-played.
481
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,980
- Oh no, don't. I feel awful about this.
482
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,060
(siren wailing)
(upbeat music)
483
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,500
- Lord, have mercy, son.
484
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,660
It's as if you're in the film.
485
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,980
Now, I need my dinner.
486
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,020
Put it in the microwave.
487
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,660
- He can't do this.
488
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,660
People actually need us.
489
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,860
What if Joan was wandering
around out there?
490
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,540
What if she went under a bus
and we could've saved her?
491
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,940
- Look, it's complicated.
492
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,040
- Tell him, no.
493
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,400
- Let me just put the thing
in the microwave, man.
494
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,660
- Getting the silent treatment, am I?
495
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,580
You don't understand.
496
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,020
So maybe you keep your beak out.
497
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:18,980
- No!
498
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,620
And Maleek won't stand
up to you, then I will.
499
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,260
This job is hard enough, okay.
500
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,420
There are people out there,
501
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,820
hundreds of people who are
going through their worst
502
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,500
and we are their only hope.
503
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,980
And every second we spend
on a time-waster like you
504
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,620
is a second we're not saving lives.
505
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,220
- Saving lives?
506
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,260
You and Aladdin?
507
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,900
- Your son is not a joke.
508
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,660
He's brave, he's sweet
509
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,060
and he deserves a dad who respects him.
510
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,640
Not some pointy-shoed bully
who treats him like shit.
511
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,940
Got nothing to say for yourself now,
512
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,240
have you, Mr. Rude head?
513
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,500
- Dad, stop messing
around. It's not funny.
514
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,740
- He's not messing around.
515
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,740
He's gone into arrest.
516
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,840
Get him on the floor.
517
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:06,920
(upbeat music)
(siren wailing)
518
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,100
(laughing)
519
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,420
- It's funny, isn't it?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
520
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,380
- And clever.
- Yeah.
521
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,700
Yeah, it is.
522
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,220
Always liked "Family Guy."
523
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,320
Yeah.
524
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,920
Jo, what?
525
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Oh, okay. God.
526
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,540
Shit!
527
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,700
One of my teams just lost their dad.
528
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,800
- Bloody hell!
529
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,320
If it would help, we could, you know?
530
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,980
- Mate!
531
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,080
- Wrong moment?
- Wrong, no.
532
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,900
Oh mate, no!
533
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,220
No!
534
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,220
No.
535
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,380
(siren wailing)
536
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,660
♪ Wearing that same old shaggy dress ♪
537
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,300
- [Operator] Emergency, ambulance.
538
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,420
Is the patient breathing?
539
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,060
- [Woman] I'm trying to wake
her up, but nothing's working.
540
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,340
She's not waking up.
541
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,020
- [Man] Lady she passed out on the road.
542
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,060
Her face is bleeding.
543
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,320
- [Woman] I can hear
the ambulance outside.
544
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:13,640
♪ Try a little tenderness, yeah, yeah ♪
545
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,380
♪ You know she's waiting ♪
546
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:32,300
♪ Just anticipating ♪
547
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:37,060
♪ For thing that you never,
never, never, never ♪
548
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:42,160
♪ Possessed yeah, yeah ♪
549
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,940
♪ But while she's there waiting ♪
550
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:50,880
♪ And without them,
try on the tenderness ♪
551
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,880
(gentle music)
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