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Previously on
Young Sheldon..
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Dr. Sturgis will be
joining us for dinner.
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I thought he was
in the nuthouse.
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We do not call it that.
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That's what Dad calls it.
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I don't think we should be in
a romantic relationship anymore.
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Are you crazy?
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I mean, poor choice of words,
but...
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are you crazy?!
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Did you know there's
a, uh, supercollider
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being built
in Waxahachie, Texas?
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No.
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I've taken a job there.
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Well, I hope that you're ready
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to hear him freak out
when you tell him.
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A supercollider?!
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Well, you can't say no to that.
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I give up.
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Ooh, can you get me
a bumper sticker?
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ADULT SHELDON:
I never cared for surprises.
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My meemaw, on the other hand,
thought they were "a hoot."
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And it's a good thing, because
instead of finding the paper
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on her doorstep, she found...
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[doorbell rings][Meemaw gasps]
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What are you doing here?
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I wanted to surprise you.
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Mission accomplished.
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Oh, good.
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So how's everything going
with your supercollider?
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Well, up until Wednesday
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at 6:43, wonderful.
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What happened at 6:43?
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That's when they fired me.
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What? Why did they fire you?
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Eh, probably because
of what happened at 6:14.
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REPORTER: So, Dr. Sturgis,
what would you say
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to local residents
who are concerned
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about the supercollider's
safety?
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Is there a chance
that Waxahachie
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could be the next Chernobyl?
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Absolutely not.
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The supercollider is
very different
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from a nuclear power plant.
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This can't
melt down.
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The worst it could do would be
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to create
a microscopic black hole.
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And what would that do?
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Well, it's unlikely,
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but, uh, it could grow
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until it swallowed up
the entire Earth.
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And possibly the Moon.
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Next question.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Do you really think
your supercollider
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could make a black hole?
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There is about
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a one-in-a-trillion chance
it could.
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Friendly advice-- next time
somebody asks you if your work
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could destroy
the world,
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just say no.
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I'm not sure there's
gonna be a next time.
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What do you mean?
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I've been doing science
all my life.
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[stammers] It's time
for something else.
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Like what?
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Maybe scrimshaw?
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That's, uh, carving art
into whale bone.
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You really want to spend
your day carving a whale bone?
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I don't know
what else I'd do with it.
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Oh, come on, you're a scientist.
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This is just silly.
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Connie...
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I'm 72 and just lost
my dream job.
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[chuckles]
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Right now, uh...
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I think I need to, uh...
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take a step back.
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The Texan in me wants to say
get back on the horse.
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But I won't.
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SHELDON:
It's so exciting he's back.
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How did he look?
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The same.
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Good, I was afraid
he might've shrunk more.
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Although maybe you both shrunk
and you couldn't tell.
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Hey!
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I'm still taller than you,
so watch it.
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It'll be great to have him back
at the university.
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Actually... doesn't sound
like he's going back.
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Why not?
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He's a little upset
about getting fired,
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and... says he's ready
for a change.
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An old person trying
something new? That's funny.
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You'll be old
one day, too, pal.
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I already don't like new things.
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Bring it on.
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Why would I rehire him?
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He just caused a panic
about the supercollider.
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They say there's no such thing
as bad publicity.
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That's a quote from P.T. Barnum.I don't care.
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Do you care that
the "P" stood for Phineas?
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No.Then I won't tell you
what the "T" stood for.
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Great.Taylor.
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Sheldon, Dr. Sturgis quit right
before the semester started.
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He left me in the lurch.
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And this is your chance
to be the bigger person.
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I don't want to be
the bigger person.
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I'll be the small, petty person.
That's way more fun.
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Please? It would make me
really happy if he came back.
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And you said yourself
my happiness is important
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to the university.
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Are you trying to manipulate me?
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Hey, being
small and petty is fun.
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Anyway, Dr. Sturgis, we'd love
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to have you back here.
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What do you mean, "other job"?
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What other job?
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STURGIS:
Hi, Mary.
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Hey, John.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I lost my job.
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So while I'm figuring
things out, I'm a bag boy.
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Although at my age,
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"boy" is pushing it.
[laughs]
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Aren't you a little...
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[whispers]:
overqualified?
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[whispers]:
Very.
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Hey, why don't you join us
for dinner this weekend.
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Sheldon would love to see you.
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Oh, that'd be wonderful.
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MAN [over P.A.]:
Cleanup on aisle two.
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That's me.
Madge, can you finish up here?
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I have a date with a mop.
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[chuckling]
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He's really smart.
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Thanks for inviting John
to dinner tonight.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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I've been a little bit
worried about him.
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You know,
with what happened last time.
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At least he didn't seem unstable
when I talked to him.
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The man has
a doctorate in science,
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and he's filling
people's grocery bags.
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He actually did
a really nice job.
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He put the heavy things
on the bottom.
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He kept
the cold things together.
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Mary.
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Well, they don't always do that.
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I just hate to see him
give up like this.
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Who you talking about?
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Dr. Sturgis.
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What'd he give up?
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Science.
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He's working at a grocery store.
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At least he didn't give up
being weird.
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He is also coming over
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for dinner, so behave yourself.
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I can behave at school
or I can behave at home.
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I can't do both.
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Well, it's so wonderful
to see you all.
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Thank you for having me.
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It's great to see you, too.
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And, Mary, I believe I recognize
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these tater tots
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from when I packed them
in your bag.
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You're killing me.
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So you work at the
grocery store now?
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I do.
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Just out of curiosity,
would you say I look 21?
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Mm, I suppose.
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And what nights
do you work again?
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He's not selling you beer.
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Well, of course not.
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I can't believe
they would fire you
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just for mentioning a theory
about black holes.
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It's just as well.
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It was time this old horse
was put out to pasture.
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Don't say that.
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You're not old.
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He's not?
No.
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But look at his bald head.Eat your peas.
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I can't understand
why you wouldn't want
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to come back to
the university.
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Science is
a young man's game.
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But we could work on
something together.
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If you average out
our ages,
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we're a lean, mean
41 and a half.
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Still too old
to be bagging groceries.
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I know it's unorthodox,
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but I'm enjoying it.[siren blaring]
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Tornado this time of year?
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There's not a cloud in the sky.
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Information is still coming in,
but a black hole
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has been detected
in Waxahachie, Texas.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Sources report it was caused
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by the supercollider.
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The black hole is growing
exponentially
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across Texas, destroying
everything in its path.
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This is an emergency situation.
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Repeat, this is
an emergency situat--
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John, what do we do?
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There's nothing we can do.
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He's right. It's going to
create a gravitational field
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that'll consume
everything around it.
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Should we evacuate?
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We can't. We could
never outrun it.
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Well, how much
time do we have?
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Minutes, at best.
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[electricity crackling]
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Daddy, I'm scared.It's okay, baby.
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We need to pray right now.
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You do that. I'm having a beer.
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Oh, everybody hold hands.
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Heavenly Father, watch over us--
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I don't want to spend my last
moments on Earth praying.
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Yeah, if we only got
a few minutes left,
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I want to spend it
talking to y'all.
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You are all the light
of my life.
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And I love you so much.
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[crashing outside]
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Daddy.Oh, I got you.
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I'm not letting go.
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I never said it enough,
but I love y'all.
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Kids,
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you have made me
a very proud father.
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I'm not ready.
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There are so many things
I want to do.
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Well, you better
pick one right now.
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[panting]
O-Okay, um...
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And I just want to say I'm sorry
for any time I was bad
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and any time I was mean
to Sheldon.
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It's okay.
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It's just so funny
when he's upset.
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But I'm still sorry about it.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Dad,
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I've been awful,
especially to you.
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No, you haven't.
I have.
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Well, we're good.
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Okay, we are done talking.
I love you all,
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but it is really time to pray.
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ALL:
Our Father, who art in heaven,
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hallowed be thy name.
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Thy kingdom come,
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thy will be done
on Earth as it is in heaven.
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Is that really what would happen
if there was a black hole?
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One of the possibilities.
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Are they all such a bummer?
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Not necessarily.
There's a theory
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that an event like that
could open a wormhole
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into an alternate universe.
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So what goes on
in an alternate universe?
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Anything, really.
It could be slightly different
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from this one
or the complete opposite.
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That's true.
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So if a black hole transports us
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to an alternate universe,
w-would we even know it?
261
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STURGIS:
Probably not.
262
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[Southern accent]:
To us, it'd be as normal
263
00:10:05,713 --> 00:10:07,889
as boots on a cowboy.
264
00:10:07,932 --> 00:10:10,761
That is wild.
265
00:10:10,805 --> 00:10:12,154
Dr. Sturgis is correct.
266
00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:14,896
If indeed we grew up
in another universe,
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our sense of normality would be
formed by that universe.
268
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That's enough.
There are no other universes.
269
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,380
The Bible tells us
God created the Earth,
270
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not the Earths.
271
00:10:23,513 --> 00:10:25,994
Ugh, why did I have
to marry a preacher?
272
00:10:26,037 --> 00:10:29,127
Because it was God's will
to bless us with union.
273
00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,913
I hope it's his plan
that I hit the clubs tonight,
274
00:10:31,956 --> 00:10:34,698
'cause that's gonna happen.
[laughs]
275
00:10:34,742 --> 00:10:37,483
Why am I the only normal one
in this family?
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If you're the only normal one,
statistically speaking,
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you're abnormal.
278
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[chuckles] Freak.
279
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,883
Stop picking on him.
You're gonna give him a complex
280
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and he'll end up in therapy.
281
00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:50,018
You New Yorkers
and your therapy.
282
00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:51,454
The only therapy I ever got
283
00:10:51,497 --> 00:10:54,326
was on my backside
from Pappy's belt.
284
00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:57,895
Oh, spanking. That's hot.
285
00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,636
I think you should
all be in therapy.
286
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,073
All the answers I need
are right here.
287
00:11:02,117 --> 00:11:04,336
Hey, I know what'll
make this family happy.
288
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A puppy.
289
00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:08,732
Animals are excellent
for emotional support.
290
00:11:08,776 --> 00:11:11,387
The only thing I need
for emotional support
291
00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:16,261
is a warm shotgun
and a cold beer.
292
00:11:16,305 --> 00:11:18,046
This guy knows how to party.
293
00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:22,398
You seem to be interested in
this alternative universe thing.
294
00:11:22,441 --> 00:11:24,443
Maybe that's something
you could work on.
295
00:11:24,487 --> 00:11:25,967
[regular accent]:
Maybe there's another universe
296
00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:27,664
where I'm already doing that.
297
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:31,494
Sure, but maybe
you could do it in both.
298
00:11:31,537 --> 00:11:33,757
[chuckles]
What are you getting at?
299
00:11:33,801 --> 00:11:37,500
Just that instead of wasting
your time bagging groceries,
300
00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:40,242
you could be working
on something worthwhile.
301
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:44,289
There's nothing wrong with me
trying something new.
302
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,378
But you've got a PhD.
303
00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:48,598
You're the smartest person here.
304
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,207
Well...
305
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,643
Connie, I'm happy
306
00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,515
doing what I'm doing right now.
307
00:11:52,558 --> 00:11:54,082
I don't believe that.
308
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,693
Excuse me. You know more
309
00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:59,478
about how I should
live my life than I do?
310
00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:01,393
Yeah, maybe.
311
00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:04,179
May I speak with you outside?
312
00:12:05,615 --> 00:12:07,878
John, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to push,
313
00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:10,489
but I just, I worry about you.
314
00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:12,100
You do?
315
00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:13,231
Of course.
316
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,799
You know I care about you.
317
00:12:15,843 --> 00:12:18,236
That means a lot.
318
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,631
The truth is,
319
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:24,242
if I could live
in an alternate universe,
320
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,768
I'd live in one
where we never broke up.
321
00:12:28,725 --> 00:12:30,683
Hope it's okay to say that.
322
00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:34,775
It is.
323
00:12:34,818 --> 00:12:37,212
Because I wish it, too.
324
00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:38,953
Oh, Connie.
325
00:12:38,996 --> 00:12:40,650
Oh, John.
326
00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:45,524
John?
327
00:12:47,004 --> 00:12:48,789
John?
Huh?
328
00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:50,573
If you could live
in an alternate universe,
329
00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:52,270
what would it be?
330
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:56,361
Oh, I haven't really
given it any thought.
331
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,328
Another theory
of black holes
332
00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:08,547
involves Hawking
radiation.
333
00:13:08,591 --> 00:13:11,072
Right. Near the event horizon,
334
00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:13,552
virtual particles
are being created.
335
00:13:13,596 --> 00:13:15,511
Actually, twin
virtual particles.
336
00:13:15,554 --> 00:13:18,427
Wait, what's an "event horizon"?
337
00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:19,732
It just means the edge.
338
00:13:19,776 --> 00:13:21,212
Why not say "the edge"?
339
00:13:21,256 --> 00:13:23,954
The guitar player for U2
is called the Edge.
340
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:26,565
What does that have
to do with anything?
341
00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,567
I'm participating
in the conversation.
342
00:13:28,611 --> 00:13:30,352
You're just sitting there
like a lump.
343
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:32,006
[chuckles]
"Lump."
344
00:13:32,049 --> 00:13:34,269
Anyway, ordinarily,
the particles would collide
345
00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:35,836
and destroy each other.
346
00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:39,578
But in this instance,
they could exist simultaneously.
347
00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:42,581
And what is the significance
of that?
348
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:44,366
I can participate, smart-ass.
349
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:45,758
Good job, lump.
350
00:13:45,802 --> 00:13:47,586
SHELDON:One interpretation
would be,
351
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,327
if I was standing
at the event horizon,
352
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,764
I could interact
with my own twin.
353
00:13:51,808 --> 00:13:54,202
I've interacted with you.
It's not great.
354
00:13:54,245 --> 00:13:57,553
I think if there were two of me,
we'd be unstoppable.
355
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,296
So, if we add
the information entropy,
356
00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:02,906
we'll get the result
we're looking for.
357
00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:03,951
That's brilliant.
358
00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:05,517
I had a feeling you'd like it.
359
00:14:05,561 --> 00:14:07,519
♪
360
00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:10,174
That's what the back
of my head looks like. Nice.
361
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:13,090
Hmm. We'll call it
the Cooper-Cooper Theorem.
362
00:14:13,134 --> 00:14:16,572
Perfect.
Wait, which Cooper comes first?
363
00:14:16,615 --> 00:14:18,139
This Cooper.Why you?
364
00:14:18,182 --> 00:14:20,097
I'm the original.
You're just my twin.
365
00:14:20,141 --> 00:14:21,577
Don't say it like
you're better than me.
366
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:22,926
We're exactly the same.
367
00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:25,189
I don't appreciate
your condescending tone.
368
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:27,975
It's your tone.
We're the same person.
369
00:14:28,018 --> 00:14:30,325
If we're the same person,
why are you so annoying?
370
00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:31,979
Stop it.
You stop it.
371
00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:33,545
What are you gonna do about it?
372
00:14:33,589 --> 00:14:35,721
I don't know, I've never
been in a fight before.
373
00:14:35,765 --> 00:14:37,767
Well, you're about to be.
374
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,813
This is ridiculous.
Are you done?
375
00:14:40,857 --> 00:14:42,032
Not even close.
376
00:14:42,076 --> 00:14:44,034
Then Sheldon One
grabs Sheldon Two...
377
00:14:44,078 --> 00:14:46,602
♪ Why can't we be friends? [screaming]
378
00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:49,170
♪ Why can't we be friends?
379
00:14:49,213 --> 00:14:52,347
♪ Why can't we
be friends? ♪
380
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,957
Ow, ow, my eyes!
381
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:55,785
My eyes.
Are you okay?
382
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,482
I am now.
383
00:14:57,526 --> 00:14:58,831
Okay, enough.
384
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,790
That's how you participate.
385
00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:06,927
Thank you for
walking me home.
386
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:09,233
It's the gentlemanly
thing to do.
387
00:15:09,277 --> 00:15:12,019
Although to be honest,
if we were attacked,
388
00:15:12,062 --> 00:15:14,586
I'd be counting on you
to get us out of it.
389
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:15,979
[chuckles]
390
00:15:17,894 --> 00:15:19,765
John?
Yeah?
391
00:15:19,809 --> 00:15:22,290
Are you doing okay?
392
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,423
Well, getting fired was tough,
393
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:29,253
but I'm glad to be
back here in town.Mm.
394
00:15:29,297 --> 00:15:32,561
I'm glad you're back, too.
395
00:15:32,604 --> 00:15:36,043
But if you feel yourself
slipping again,
396
00:15:36,086 --> 00:15:39,742
promise me you'll
get some help.
397
00:15:39,785 --> 00:15:42,005
I promise.
398
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:45,835
Well, good. I worry about you.
399
00:15:46,618 --> 00:15:47,968
You do?
400
00:15:48,011 --> 00:15:49,839
Of course.
401
00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:52,233
That means a lot.
402
00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:57,586
Well, this is me.
403
00:15:59,762 --> 00:16:02,808
Guess I'll be seeing you
next time you go shopping?
404
00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:05,855
[chuckles]
I look forward to it.
405
00:16:08,336 --> 00:16:09,859
Connie?
406
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,208
Yeah?
407
00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:15,473
Tuesdays are double coupons.
408
00:16:16,866 --> 00:16:18,868
Good to know.
409
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:27,355
ADULT SHELDON:
We often regret the things
we don't say.
410
00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:30,053
There's a lot of things
I wish I had said to my dad
411
00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:32,838
while he was around.
412
00:16:32,882 --> 00:16:35,232
That I appreciated him.
413
00:16:35,276 --> 00:16:38,148
That I loved him.
414
00:16:38,192 --> 00:16:40,020
Which is why I'm grateful
for the times
415
00:16:40,063 --> 00:16:42,761
I did tell him how I felt.
416
00:16:42,805 --> 00:16:44,154
Tonight was fun.
417
00:16:44,198 --> 00:16:46,722
Yeah? Why is that?
418
00:16:46,765 --> 00:16:49,029
Dr. Sturgis was here.
419
00:16:49,072 --> 00:16:51,857
Everybody talked about science.
420
00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:53,642
It was nice.
421
00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:55,470
It was.
422
00:17:11,268 --> 00:17:13,096
How are you?
423
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:14,576
You got I.D.?
424
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,012
Yeah.
425
00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:21,757
Dang it. I must have left it
in my wife's minivan.
426
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,411
I can't sell this to you.
427
00:17:23,454 --> 00:17:24,934
I'm 21, I swear.
428
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,196
You can ask Dr. Sturgis.
429
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,372
Who?The old guy over there.
430
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:29,765
Dr. Sturgis!
431
00:17:29,808 --> 00:17:31,201
Hey!
432
00:17:44,432 --> 00:17:45,085
Never mind.
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