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This programme contains
some strong language
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and some scenes of a sexual nature.
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No. Why not? I don't want to.
You have to. I write my own destiny.
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L00k, being sad doesn't make
you interesting.
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I am not sad, I just don't 0bserve
the western notion of the new year.
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Oh, really? Yeah, I celebrate
Chinese New Year, actual*.
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Oh, right, OK.
When is Chinese New Year?
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May, is it?
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Right, I genuinely don't have
time for this.
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I l00k amazing and you l00k OK.
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I'll see you in there. Fine-ah!
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Fine. Fine. Fine.
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Um, you're breaking my bal* here.
Yes!
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Happy New Year!
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W00! OK, baby.
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We're going to have a g00d night.
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It's going to be a really
interesting year for currency.
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It's going to be s0...
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There's s0 many currencies now
which are just on the up, you know?
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I mean, you have
to know which to go for.
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Aluminium, you've got to invest
in aluminium, that's the big one,
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then gold. Bitcoin is...
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I know it's a cliche,
but Bitcoin is the one.
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That's the interesting
thing about Bitcoin,
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it really is the people's currency.
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Oh, I love it. Mm. Another round?
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Yes. Yeah.
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I'm sorry, yes, yes, um,
I would love another gin and tonic.
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OK.
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I'll have a glass of red wine.
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Ooh. Oh, I will a*0 have that.
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A glass of red wine,
in addition to the gin and tonic.
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No problem, whatever the lady wants.
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THEY CHUCKLE
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Oh, my God.
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Just s0 you know,
I'm 0nly interested in Kate.
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Yeah, OK. Just Kate.
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Copy that. Thanks.
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What was that?
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He thinks you're fit.
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Oh, my God!
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That's electric.
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Kate! Shall we get espress0
Martinis?
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Hello?
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My...my name is jessie.
I just need a pee.
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I'm a very normal girl.
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P00r Donna.
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James, james Bond.
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You're drunk. You're drunk.
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Jessie is drunk.
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Yeah.
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TOl LET FLUSHES
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Hi-l0...hell0.
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Hi, Jessie.
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How did you know my name?
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You've said it a number of times
since you came in here.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, right.
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What were you doing in there?
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Peeing. Pee...?
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Wel* you can do it standing up.
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Yeah, I treated myse* to
a sit-down one.
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Being able to pee standing up is a
gift. What...?
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You would pee in a gift horse mouth?
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Yeah, I would.
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Disgusting.
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You know, it's " Bond, James Bond".
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You were doing it the wrong
way round.
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That was actual* a private
conversation. Oh, OK.
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Yeah. Sorry.
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OK, n0 worries.
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You were right about one thing,
though...
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...you do seem drunk.
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OK.
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Tah.
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BLOWS
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Oh!
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So is it an actual coin?
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Uh, uh, n0.
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Uh...n0. Right.
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It...it... Yeah.
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So it's, like, modern...? Yeah.
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Yep. Yeah, it's kind of like
a modern, you know,
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it's the modern currency.
It's the modern currency.
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So if I said, can I have a bit...?
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Yeah, I 'd say, "Yes, please, come
to my 0ffice right away".
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THEY LAUGH
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry, I'm just joking.
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People say I have a kind of
random sense of humour.
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You're funny.
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You're funny.
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Uh, 0h, that's my library card.
I love to read.
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There you go.
I've got some more in here.
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I've got some more.
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SHE LAUGHS
Hey, bathroom.
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Hey, hell0 again. Yeah.
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I know you.
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Do you work at the
Shepherd's Bush Superdrug?
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No.
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What? Wel* that's crazy.
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Wel* there is someone who works
there who looks exact* like you.
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It's not me. OK.
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Is he g00d - l00king?
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Sorry, what? Superdrug guy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my gosh, "schmokin".
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Aw00ga.
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OK, wel* thanks.
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No, it's...
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I mean, the Superdrug guy was hot.
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But you said I l00k just like him.
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No, I mean, I feel...you, you've
got a similar issence to him.
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What?
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You have a similar essence.
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Oh, right, you didn't
say essence, you said issince.
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Oh, ha- ha, funny.
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I've got a funny accent. Great.
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CROWD: Ten, nine, eight...
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I don't want to lose my spot.
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Fair enough.
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You don't have to kiss me
or anything.
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Genuinely didn't cross my mind.
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...two, one.
CROWD CHEERS
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Shall we split this or should
I ...I put some
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money int0 your account, or...?
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No, it's fine,
don't worry, I've got it. OK.
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So, you want to have sex?
We're having sex.
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Yeah, I know, but do you want to?
Yeah. Yeah, OK.
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I'm just checking it's not
a mistake.
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No, it's not a mistake.
OK. All right.
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Wait, do you want to be having sex?
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Yeah.
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You? Yeah.
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OK, great, w00! OK. All right.
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Sl LENTLY
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Oi. Yeah?
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What's your name?
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You don't know my name?
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I know who you are.
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Yeah, I should hope s0.
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You're the guy from the thing, um...
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What? Oh, my...0h, my God. Huh.
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What the hel*
How could you not tell me this?
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What do you mean? Wh0 you are.
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What you do.
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I did, actually.
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What do you do?
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I'm an actor.
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Ugh, n0 thanks.
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When did we eat cerea*
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Why are you wearing my coat?
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This is the worst thing that's
ever happened to me.
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OK, I'm not sure why you're
freaking out, but... Oh, my God. Oh.
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Oh, I can't believe
I let you go down on me.
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Let me? You told me to.
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Wel* you shouldn't have done it
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cos, if I 'd have known who you were,
I would not have let that happen.
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You didn't seem to mind last night.
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Wel* I was acting.
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No, you weren't.
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Were you? No.
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No.
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Wel* yes, yeah, yeah, um, yeah.
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I was, 0n* cos I can't,
I can't, you know,
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when I'm tipsy and s0...
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I stil* I still enjoyed it.
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OK. Yeah.
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Sorry. No, n0, it's fine,
I mean, same, you know?
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Yeah.
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Sorry, what do you mean by that?
I mean...
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...I didn't either, you know?
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Yes, you did. No, I didn't.
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Mm, I'm pretty sure you did.
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No, I really didn't. No, you did.
No.
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What, you...s0 you faked it?
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Yeah, I guess.
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I can't...I can't believe this.
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What? You just told me
you did exactly the same thing.
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SHE SIGHS
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I must not have been giving it
my all.
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Hm, I think
you were trying pretty hard.
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Sorry, n0 0ffence, but you didn't
see me at full ti*, obvious*.
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Oh, I'm pretty sure I saw it all.
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I think, if you'd have seen
it al* you would know.
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Really? Mm, like you wouldn't
be able to walk.
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God, that sounds awful.
Yeah, I know.
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You'd be ruined for 0ther women.
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Hm. Hm.
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Wel* for the record,
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I wasn't really trying either.
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Not true, actual*,
I ...I specifical* remember you
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saying,
"This is some of my best stuff."
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Yeah, I would never have said that.
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Ah, that was the subtext of what
you were saying,
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I was reading between the lines.
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Can you believe that was
still 0nly 75ofo?
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Oh, my God,
stop trying to win at kissing.
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Um, can you stop trying to
win at kissing?
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I'm 0bvious* better at it than you.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Jesus, you l00k like shit.
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Hey, it's New Year's Day, what do
you...what do you expect from me?
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To not show up to work in
last night's clothes.
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You know what? That is fair.
That is real* fair.
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Aren't you going to ask,
though, why I haven't changed or...?
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No. It's a great story though.
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Kids, Jessie's here.
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I thought we were getting Shivani.
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Oh, my God, why don't you just
marry Shivani, then?
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I don't want to marry her.
There's nothing in the fridge.
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I'm going to bed.
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All right, hand it over.
Come on. Come on. There we go.
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Now, who has seen G00dfellas?
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TV: Thatts when I knew... Hey.
I just knew...
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Where have you been?
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I texted you, didn't I?
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I can't find my phone.
TURNS OFF TV
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So, if I said the name
Tom Kapoor to you,
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what would that kind of...
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...what response would that
kind of get? Hot.
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Mm- hm, yeah.
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Wel* you know he was,
uh, he was there last night?
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Oh, that's exciting.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Yeah.
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What?
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Oh, my God.
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I know! I know!
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Oh! How did this happen?!
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No, tell me everything !
I don't know. I don't.
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I mean, genuine*,
I don't know, I mean,
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cos I was quite drunk,
but I do remember I kept asking him
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if he wanted to do it, like,
while we were doing it.
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You do do that.
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Yeah, but this morning
I had sex with him again and,
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Kate, I was bare* drunk that time.
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Oh, that is s0 sweet. Mm- hm.
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And, 0h, yeah, here's the best bit.
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Tw0 hours later, I got my period.
Like, what is that?
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Touched by an ange* like, that's...
the timing of that...
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Will you see him again?
Um, I don't know.
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You probably won't see him again.
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Wel* maybe I'll see him again.
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He is a famous actor
and you're a little rat nob0dy.
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Oh, that's s0 harsh, but it's true.
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Hm. But you know what?
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What's done is done, like,
he can't take it back.
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I am forever
a stain on his sexual history.
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SHE SCREAMS
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I knew you were going to
react like this. W00.
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Oh. Yeah.
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W00.
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Wow, OK.
255
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,650
Hm.
256
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,980
Yep.
257
00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:11,060
I'm going to get in the
shower, actual*. Oh, yeah.
258
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,270
J ill. jessie.
259
00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,410
Jessie, yeah. Close. Really close.
260
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:18,370
Hey. Hiya.
THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY
261
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,050
Your, um, your toilet's
completely blocked.
262
00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,900
Popcorn and water.
263
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,020
That's 5.50, thank you.
264
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,780
Your favourite film is
Schindler's List?
265
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,010
Oh, n0, um, that's...this is
not my badge, um...
266
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,930
Cos it's a pretty 0bvious
choice, n0 0ffence.
267
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:40,140
Again, I'm not Mike,
that's not my...
268
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,260
Everything OK here?
Yeah, total*.
269
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,450
I actual* haven't even seen
Schindler's List.
270
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:47,260
You've never seen Schindler's List?
No. No.
271
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,570
I've seen Son of Sau*
that's devastating, isn't it?
272
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:51,880
I can't believe you've never
seen Schindler.
273
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,630
What is your favourite film?
Uh, I don't know, man.
274
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,090
Rush Hour 2.
275
00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:58,810
It's a great, great flick.
276
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,410
Your film is starting now.
277
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,140
Go0d chat...
278
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,290
...Mike.
279
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,340
Urg.
280
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,090
What a dick.
What is wrong with me?
281
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,060
I kind of loved that - that was hot.
282
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,290
Yeah. No, yeah, yeah, totally.
283
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:23,060
I actually love the
Rush Hour franchise.
284
00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:30,300
Tom?
285
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,450
Hi. Hi.
286
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:34,070
It's crazy.
287
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,570
I ...I work just there.
Yeah, I just, um...
288
00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:39,530
I remember you said you
worked at a cinema in Hackney, uh...
289
00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:42,020
But there are a lot of cinemas
in Hackney,
290
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,980
but then I remembered you said it
was near the 0verground, s0, yeah.
291
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,220
Wow.
292
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,660
Go0d work, Detective Morse.
293
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,350
I nspector Morse. It...yeah,
kind of...
294
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,170
Not a detective, he's an inspector.
295
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,570
What are you doing here?
296
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:02,890
Actually, um,
you left this at my flat.
297
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:05,090
Oh, aha!
298
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:07,090
That's not mine.
299
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,860
Really? No.
300
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,350
I'll have it though.
301
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,020
Huh, OK, wel* uh, that's weird,
I ...
302
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,580
I came to return this, but it's not
303
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,420
yours and now I l00k like a psych0,
s0...
304
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,140
I should probably head 0ff. OK.
305
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,540
All right. Bye. Bye. See ya.
306
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:31,250
I'm s0 sorry, I am...
I'm walking this way as wel* yeah.
307
00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:33,350
Oh, OK. I ...yeah, I was just...
308
00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:36,380
So, I can walk a bit with you.
Yeah, sure. Yeah.
309
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,890
Wel* it'll be g00d, actual*,
it'll be good,
310
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:42,500
just in case some crazy super fan
kil* you on the way home.
311
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,230
What if you kill me?
312
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,170
Oh, please, I'm not a fan, but...
313
00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:48,150
There's this amazing
abandoned warehouse
314
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,590
that I real* want to show you.
315
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:52,000
Oh, yeah, I've actually got
a couple of bodies... Real*?
316
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:54,640
They're probab* listening
to us right now, this conversation.
317
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:56,360
The government? Yeah.
318
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,640
Big Brother's a*ays watching.
Wake up, sheeple.
319
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:01,000
Ooh, I hope they didn't just
hear you say sheeple.
320
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,410
I hope they did, s0 they
can know that I'm onto them.
321
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,310
Do you want to... Yes...come in?
No.
322
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:12,200
I'm- I'm... I didn't mean for it
to sound like that,
323
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,070
like I wanted something to happen.
324
00:17:14,090 --> 00:17:19,150
No, n0, n0, I do,
I ...I want to have something,
325
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:22,230
have something happen.
Oh, OK. C00* me t00. Great.
326
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,800
Um, great.
327
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,000
No, I, um...
328
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:28,680
I ...I got my period this aftern00n.
329
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:32,360
For the first time? LAUGHl NG: Yeah.
330
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,790
That's very funny,
you actual* made me laugh.
331
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:40,070
I don't usual* find men funny, s0,
um, it's a real win for you.
332
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:43,280
No, I just, um,
I just wanted to flag it
333
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,870
because sometimes
people can be a bit...
334
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,960
You do know I'm an adult man,
don't you?
335
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:59,720
Wow. I hope they heard what you
just said for your sake.
336
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,160
That was great.
337
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,510
That was...
338
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,370
I liked...I liked that.
339
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,850
What about that?
How much did that cost?
340
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,790
I don't know. Hm.
341
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,080
What about that?
342
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,120
I'm not sure, it was just
here when I got the place.
343
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,590
How much was this cup?
344
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,670
Yeah, it's rude to talk
about money, you know?
345
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:21,010
Wel* silence is
the tool of the oppressor.
346
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:23,230
Uh- huh,
and what do you mean by that?
347
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,960
I don't know, but it is...
348
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:28,280
it sounds true, and it sounds quite
smart, so that's why I said it.
349
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,880
So, um, do you like
working at the cinema?
350
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,440
So, do you like being an actor?
What?
351
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,280
No, sorry, sorry, it was just
a bit of a weird question.
352
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,850
Wel* I just want to know
things about you. Why?
353
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:45,160
So I can describe you to the
police when you steal my cup.
354
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,600
I won't...I won't steal it.
355
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,240
What are your parents' names?
356
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:56,000
David and Liz.
357
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,640
And which one do you like more?
358
00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:01,590
Um, my mum, I guess,
but I ruined her body,
359
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:04,440
s0 she's earned my loya*y,
in a way.
360
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,040
Do you want to ask me anything?
361
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,310
Yes. Sorry, yeah, of course.
362
00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:16,590
Um...
363
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,510
OK, what is your favourite col0ur?
364
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,770
Blue. C00* OK.
365
00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:24,280
Um, what is your...
366
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:29,450
...second favourite col0ur?
Oh, come on. No, I ...
367
00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:31,600
That's a g00d question, to be fair.
368
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,210
I feel like it says a lot about
someone,
369
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:34,930
what their second favourite is,
you know?
370
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:36,770
My second favourite col0ur is green.
371
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:39,520
You have five minutes to
think of a better question. OK.
372
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:40,680
Fine.
373
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,490
SHOWER SPRl NKLES I N BACKGROUND
374
00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:53,200
SHORT Vl BRATION
Charge your phone, you dumbarse.
375
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,000
You know what,
can I change my answer?
376
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,520
I don't think blue is my
favourite col0ur any more.
377
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,160
I can't hear you thinking.
378
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,850
Come on, next question.
379
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,650
Over here. Home-wrecker.
380
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:24,130
Home-wrecker.
381
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,750
Oh, wait, wait,
it's just the cleaner.
382
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:31,520
Yeah. Yeah, sorry.
383
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,960
Sorry, love. Yeah.
384
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:36,400
It's an honest job. Thank you.
385
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,320
Have a great day.
386
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:46,850
Jessie?
387
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:52,840
Jessie?
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