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Excuse me. I'm terrible sorry. That wasn't a planned hit. Ivlay I help you searching.

Naughty b0)'-

IvlrRobinson Schmidt.

Thank you for the pills.

Very strange methods. Totally new. Slaps as payment.

- Evening. - Take off your shoes.

- The carpet doesn't appreciate dirty shoes. - Right away.

- Now shut the door. There is a draft. - Right away.

Don't say always "right away". - Right away.

Excuse me for coming home. - Don't leave your shoes laying around.

All this bitching.

You'll never learn it. - When I am sixty I will.

You will always be a little dreamer. And now I want a little welcome kiss from Robi.

So be it.

Your mother-in-law wants a kiss, too.

Thafll be a joy.

Hang up the jacket, Robi. It won't end up in the cupboard on its own.

Certainly. Hanging up.

We actually have hangers. - All right.

He is as untidy as all men. Never get any children.

Can't you pull yourself together? I'm working all day. as soon as you're home things get messy.

Allright, I'll try to improve myself.

Please, Robinson! Take your feet of the table. - Certainly.

Such a boor.

Such a boor.

Am I getting on your nerves? -Yes, very much.

Without my reading I would have ended up in a sanatorium a long time ago.

No wonder. You're reading the same book again and again. Robinson Crusoe, children's stuff.

You know I am a dreamer. - So get yourself an island but let's have dinner first.

Robinson, don't lean on the table like a pensioner. That thing is shaky enough.

An island!

L\/loney will only last until thursday. A pay rise from your mean pharmacist is long overdue.

Do something! And don't always dream. Look at our example.

Everything is so magnificent here, honey.

Come!

I'm waiting.

Robinson, come!

Robinson! Wake up! Dinner is ready!

Enjoy!

Don't poke around. - You know that I don't like tomato sauce.

Playing picky? Give me that plate.

Second course.

That's tomato sauce again.

Excuse me. But here I have a little bit of tomato soup.

Perhaps some onion salad? - Let me have it.

And the onions of course with tomatos. Horrible, this guy!

And now this horrible guy will retreat to his laboratory.

Auction this guy off. I would give him tomatoes until he turns into a tomato bush himself.

Rubbish! Only naked chicks.

Hello, Tonio. What are you reading?

That's no reading for apes. I thought you were working. Come, give me that.

Off we go.

Victory is close. I can feel it in my big toe.

This will be the invention of the century.

If it succeeds, we will be rich, very rich.

And what will I have from this?

An island, Tonio. The island of Robinson. You know?

That's at least something.

Why do you think I'm experimenting in this shack for years?

The necessary dough for the dream island!

To finally live in peace; like my great-great-grandfather.

I'll be selling my terrific patents and disappear.

Hello darling.

All posh and polished for the night?

You look enchanting. Just a little bit pale.

I have to get rid of the wrinkles caused by you.

Finished.

Well, how do you like me?

Thrilling.

I'm a little girl. My heart is pure

Are you not feeling what I feel?

Robin, mother is sleeping next to us. We have to control ourselves.

Abstinence is what makes love beautiful.

Angelika! All beautiful things need patience.

You only have one thing on your mind? One can also be without physical contact...

together.

But Angelika.

Behave yourself Robinson. We have been together 3 times in the last quarter.

You are too demanding.

That's the limit!

Just forget it.

You are only interested in your experiments and sex. You are not normal!

You are right, my child. He's a pervert! A se>< fiend. A se>< maniac.

He would have been burned in the middle ages.

Ivlother is right. You a perverse. Go, continue playing in your lab.

My island

Anybody serving me?

I have been waiting ten minutes for my medicine!

Have you swallowed your own sleeping pills?

Ready!

Sorry, it took time to find the right cure for your hair loss.

Don't be fresh with me, young man!

With this you will get breasts like Racquel Welsh!

Wake up, Robinson Schmidt!

Everybody's been served, boss.

I have all that I can take too.

If someone needs pills, than it is a certain Robinson

Schmidt.

This shop makes me sick. A real drag.

What have you given to us yesterday?

A hair tonic and a breast treatment. - Right.

Unfortunately you have flipped the medicine. Now I got the tits and the lady the hairs.

Suits you well. - You're fired.

You are a disgrace for our honorable profession

Without all this horrible smoke. we would have made much more progress.

The environment can breathe again. The air will be clean again.

My invention will clean fuel from toxic fumes.

All engines will run without pollution.

It'll be a real knock out

It's almost done.

Tonio, please use your brains a little bit. Perhaps an ape can find the final piece.

Do you have this essence in mind?

Yes, this one. Allright, we can try it.

Off we go, man! Why not?

An ape's instinct. Let's see

Let's pour the stuff in here. I hope it won't explode.

You have given me good advice in the past, Tonio.

It seems to be working allright.

It works and works and... works.

Tonio, your advise hit the nail on its head. Fantastic.

Thank god for my assistant.

The steam's bothering me. A bit much for my taste. Tonio, I can't see.

That's not how it's meant to be. I am feeling sick. So... sick.

That's not how it's meant to be. I am feeling sick. So... sick.

Things are clearing up. If you have another tip, shoot.

Are you mad?

You stayed up all night, just because of the experiments?

Of course, they are worth a sleepless night. So may your wife ask what you are brewing here?

I am working on a fuel additive. If it works out, there won't be any more polution

And as a side effect we will make good money. I am sure you won't mind that.

Really? Does that mean we will be rich?

Very rich, I cannot even express it in numbers. Fantastic, I'll forgive everything.

I am very close. The key is the secret formula.

What's that monster. Do you need a whole jungle for your experiments?

That's assistant Tonio, chemist.

You can get rich as much as you like. I don't want to have anything to do with this monster.

Nasty little squirt.

Women are also descendants from these monsters. And he doesn't bitch that much.

How nice. Why don't you marry him?

Your offspring will be fantastic I am sure.

Thank you. Hopefully I can go on now with my work.

Let's take hydrogen. I can feel it, this is bound to work.

Let's get to the point, Ivlr. Schmidt. We can't wait forever.

Let's start from the beginning. I only had the thought

how can I get environmental pollution down.

All this horrible dense smoke! And so I thought that

I have to do something against this. So I thought.

And so I invented something that you all will find just incredible.

A cure against all the smoke.

I see, you dont' get it. Well, let's start from the beginning.

In the past I drove joyfully and innocent to work and was contributing to the pollution.

You understand now?

With every stop in traffic I had dreadful fits of coughing.

Rather than having a coughing fit, please get to the point. What have you really discovered?

An invention that will get you rich. But I will have my share as well.

And now open your ears. This thing is getting interesting now.

I have a substance that detoxicates the emissions when mixed with the fuel.

This boy is crazy.

I pour the substance into the fuel and the emissions will simply

You're poisoning the whole board of directors.

I have the feeling you have invented a new sleeping medicine.

I'll be damned.

Ivlay l, gentlemen?

Strange.

Why don't I feel sleepy?

Weird.

Totally exhausted, the old farts.

Perhaps you're right. Everybody is dreaming of an island. Why shouldn't I make my dream come true?

Who do we call stupid people apes? You're much more clever than we are.

Well, because humans are stupid.

Disappear, boy. Don't let the women harass you. You bet. That's for sure.

But I'll give them a farewell present. In disguise this time.

The guy is a complete looser.

What's up, my child?

You have insulted us apes. We want revenge. I'll take everything back!

Hey, what are you laughing at?

Hello, chief. Listen. Can I get this wreck?

Really only 5 dollar? - All extras included.

If its working, I will take it.

Nice area, isn't it? - Only thing that's missing is the cute chick.

Just look to the right, boss. - This can't be true.

You bitch!

Stay were you are, Tonio. - Give him hell, boss.

Satisfied? Or do you want another one?

Now you can deal with me, boy. ls this the right way to treat a lady in this country?

Damn it! You have messed up my whole scene, you fool.

Are you stupid or working for the competiton. That's simply not possible.

I don't know this guy at all. You both are simply too realistic performers.

Come on, Linda. That's it for today.

Hard to believe such people really exist.

Some more slaps in your face and we need to replace you.

That's was a nice gesture. A pretty boy. - Get in the car. Time to close up shop

Get in the car, ladies.

Tonio, this the chick I dreamt of. - I know.

Clever fellow. But I have to find her again. Even if I have to follow her to the end of the world.

Hands up, Jako, Your last moment has come.

Don't move.

Sheriff, what a terrific gun you have there. Looks like Jako has to surrender.

Or bite the dust.

Let me have a look - I have warned you, Jako.

I have an idea. Listen.

Is this a trap? - No a business proposal.

One dollar for this rocket launcher. -lt's a deal. Ciao, Jako.

And the husband strangled his wife and said "What are you looking at?" as her eyes popped out.

And the husband strangled his wife and said "What are you looking at?" as her eyes popped out.

Wonderful Linda, isn't it?

Can I help you? Yes. Go to sleep!

I don't understand.

Don't be afraid, old boy. Your union will take care of you.

This one you don't know. A guest in a pension wants to open the shutters...

but those weren't shutters at all. It was the fire-proof wall of the house next door.

You should make movies out of all these stories.

Do you have something to keep me wet.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the big surprise. Our latest porn movie.

Finally things get dirty.

Unfortunately without sound effects.

"High art!"

Now we're talking porn.

This scene is tremendous!

We should try this position, too. 'd have to take lessons at the gym first.

Do you need a little cooling?

Thanks. But I'm just bored.

Worn out material. Are you surprised, given our hosts?

The statue.

They are inside.

Hurry, Linda.

You have to turn this thing. I see. Sure thing.

Yes, there you go.

And now?

Look under the pedestal.

Marvelous. - Well done, darling.

Shit!

I will pretend not to have seen anything.

Why are you snooping around here? What do you want from me?

What's all this about?

I don't know why I have done this. These people have me under control.

And now we we'll arrest you.

That was a coincidence, Ivlr. Lassius.

I see. This was just only a litte coincidence. Allright, let's also play "little coincidence".

Well, boy, where is your gun?

The latest fashion. A water pistol! A water pistol?

Very clever.

Lift your wings. - Wait and see, darling.

And now. Good night.

Good bye.

We have to leave this place.

What about the glimmer stones? - I don't know. Lucky and his men are waiting outside!

Are you really under their control? - Yes, they got me into the movies.

And the jewel robbery was the pay off. - I have a better offer!

Why are you helping me anyway? - I know you from my dreams.

And I have an advice for you.

Come with me. I have discovered a remote island. Return the jewels to the count. It's for the best.

My name is Robinson. And I also like to be a Robinson. Together with you. Agreed?

Where is your paradise islandRobinson? I will join you later.

She wants to clean up her mess before she will join us. We understand, don't we, Tonio?

Sure thing, boss.

Hey, I'd like to buy a boat, not too expensive. - How much money do you want to spend?

About 200 dollars.

Of course I believe your horror story. You had a visit from an ape?

A giant ape. It was horrible. My mother has seen the creature too.

The worst is that my husband disappeared that night.

I hope this monster hasn't abducted him. - I hope it has!

The police has to find him. - Calm down. All lost husbands usually resurface.

Don't you have any clues for us?

I don't know if this helps you but he always read "Robinson Crusoe" and fantasized about a remote island.

But his name is Robinson. - He believes Robinson Crusoe was his ancestor.

He studied old maps and calculated sea ways. His behavior was really childish.

Do you remember these maps?

- The "Robinson islands" That helps us.

We have arrived, Tonio. Finally!

My paradise.

I have to get used to this.

What's this?

Sounds like in Karl Ivlay movie.

I hope this is no travelling party. That's all I need.

This drums are getting on my nerves.

Hey, something is moving there.

Something naked?

No. No .. No. What do you want from me?

Why are you running away? A well educated man is really a tough nut to crack.

Come on, boy, don't be shy!

We are so wild! Don't you notice that?

Oh dear, oh dear. That's shocking

That's only human.

What do you know about this?

Shut up! You don't know the humans.

But now I do really.

If you get impudent I'll give you a slap. Shut up, you ape.

Someday I'll work this greenhorn over.

Show-off!

Let's see what the boss is up to. Of course. He's sleeping.

Thank you, Tonio, I'm not used to such a hold-up.

Who's that? My steady companion. Cute!

That really was a blitz!

Your performance was not bad either.

We had to wait a long time for such a man.

And I'm written of?

Just wait, Tonio. You'll also get your money's worth.

Listen, Tonio can speak very little. But the things he is telling us is monkey business.

Is is telling dirty jokes? - Looks like he like you very much.

By the way. What are your names?

I'm Samantha. - Samantha is a beautiful name. I'm Robinson.

I'm Pepper. l' am hot like Pepper, you know. - Really?

Are you shipwrecked or something? Not quite. But something like that.

Allright. Tell me your story How did you get here?

We were on a yacht. Right in front of the island the motor broke down.

The captain sailed back without us.

This is really bold. I have fulfilled a dream of my youth.

Robinson Crusoe?

Exactly, but nobody mentioned two naked elfes. He only had Friday.

My name is but Robinson Schmidt but I think that I'm the grand-grand-grandson of the real Robinson.

I found an old map and now I'm here. - Don't you have a dreamy woman at home?

A "woman"? She's a horrible broom. That's why I ran away.

Are we a better catch?

Miles apart. First she is nutty. and then she thinks I'm crazy.

Not to mention her mother.

What shall we do now? Go swimming?

Any sharks out there? - No, only small fish.

Nice appetizer but please take of your perls. It tickles when we rub each other.

But of course. Come on, I'll help you undressing.

They really are tickling.

I hope that you won't freeze. - You can keep me warm.

Oh dear. The petting action is starting all over again!

Hopefully you won't freeze now.

And this I have to see the whole day! No female ape in sight. And that's called paradise!

Let step up the game! - Hey, what if Sam comes in?

She has to think of something new. Everybody can copy.

None of this was in "Robinson Crusoe".

That's like in a sex movie. But not bad at all.

Don't eat the chess figures. Please concentrate.

I will take the knight now. - I've just taken away the knight from YOU!

I don't care. I'll get him back this evening. Don't worry.

Be my guest. Let's hope he isn't still checkmate then. - I'll fi>< him.

Thank you. We shouldn't argue, Sam. The boy is for both of us.

But maybe he'll quit. Let's push our luck!

Where's the tower? And you've also eaten the king!

He's a king with a terrific tower! - Don't eat him up, too.

We should find an agreement to preserve his energy.

In the end he will not be able to take it anymore.

Four times a day has to be enough.

Three times for me, one for you. Agreed? And if you can't take it, I'll take over your workload.

We shouldn't argue. Let's be happy that we have a man with us.

Allright. Then let's come up with a plan and remain friends.

Hypocritical women!

Good day, boss.

What's your name, by the way? - Cookie.

Our second breakfast is burning.

You're some kind of housewife! - I know I am better at horizontal tasks.

Here, the starter. - Have we already reached our daily workload?

You're scheduling things. It was Sam's turn twice already today"

And how was it? A new variation.

At the top of a palm tree. Nice but shaky.

And what has number two on offer?

I'll discuss it with Tonio during our chess game. - He has wonderful tips!

Hey, Robinson. What about or second breakfast? Smells wonderful!

I'd like to see the chef of the Hilton do this.

Where are you?

Who's there?

What are you doing in my paradise?

Robinson, what got into you? Don't you recognize me? - Linda?

Yes, Linda. He does recognize me!

It was difficult to find the island.

How did you get here? - That's a long story.

I returned the counfs jewels and then he lend me his ship.

And Lucky? - Lucky is behind bars.

I am very happy to be here. - I\/le too, but I forsee complications.

Looks like there's competition. Indeed!

I have to make a confession. We're not alone on this island.

A few natives don't bother me at all as long as we both are alone.

You wanted this, too. Sure, but something came up.

Dosen't matter, Robinson. I love you. - I love you, too.

But sometimes there are situations... Let's talk about this later.

For now I only have one enormous desire. - What?

To kiss you. - What's stopping you?

Not bad. I\/lore! - Later honey. I like to take a bath now.

Allright. My bath tub is gigantic.

Come. I'll show you my paradise.

This all belongs to me. Here I'm the emperor.

It's so beautiful here. Terrific. Long live your grand-grand-grandfather.

Boy, what a woman!

Terrific. I could lay in your bath tub for hours.

I'm reborn. Your island really is a dream come true.

Except for two little things.

And now you can do to me whatever you want, Robinson?

You know, Linda, I have a big problem. - Am I too fat?

No, not at all. You have a wonderful body.

One doesn't see such a beaut every day.

And you can stay like this. The sun will dry you.

Yes, it's wonderful. But I'm not used to walk around naked.

You'll learn.

Allright. I'll be your Eve. - Very well.

You're allowed to look at me closely. - Already at it. Nothing fake there.

Not only your island. Ivle, too.

This is Tonio, our jester. This is Pepper my christchild.

And Sam. The girl from 1001 nights.

Well, and this is Linda. Please be nice to her. She now belongs to our family.

Family? Wonderful naked truth. If I had know this before, I woulcft have come.

Please Sam. Show Linda our villa and the latest island fashion.

Just a moment. I'm not sure if I want to be a part of all this.

If this is what you're up to. I will get off the island today.

What a mess.

She's a toughie.

The darling is acting up. But we have the first-come first-served privilege.

Don't spoil things. There are different rules on my island. - Wishful thinking!

Come on.

Here one can live and love - With three women?

That's not the most important thing. Just take a look around this paradise.

Besides I didn't know about those two girls.

I really wanted to wait only for you.

And I'm supposed to believe this?

Yeah, you have to believe this.

Think about it, darling.

You're sleeping with both of them, don't you?

Yes, but you don't have to bec no. 3. You could be the first one.

She will become a part of our family! Robinson will never manage all of us.

Do you know another solution? - If we only had another man as backup.

You won.

You're wearing the new island fashion.

It's much more practical.

Victory! Victory!

And now an island tour.

Lianes to your left and right side, my lady. And at the center you see two grape fruits.

What's up?

Why aren't you awake?

I can't stand it anymore! Do you think I can?

Horrible!

And what can we do?

Nothing. Leave. But how can we get away from here?

We can't. - So let's play along. But my turn is only in two days.

You didn't forget anything.

And you didn't forget anything either. - Strange bird!

If another one shows up...

I'll be outta here.

That's too much even for an ape!

He has the chicks. And what's left for me?

Peanuts!

What are you doing there. Our poor little darling.

Good morning, sultan.

Good morning. So my harem is complete again. - And we'll start all over again with full force.

We'll fi>< you again.

I've lost three kilos last night. - Poor little one.

Another 25 nights and your finished.

No backing out. It's my turn. - Againl?

If you ask me, I find this group se>< marvelous. - You're also introducing new elements.

Good to have you around. He's getting demanding. - I\/le too!

The bananas are not what they used to be. Discount goods.

Look for a female ape. - There are only peanuts!

What's this?

White skin? Here never was white skin!

Perhaps doctor that can help me? - Only great Calimé can help you.

What's this?

Just a moment. Those are natives. - Hopefully no Nivargas!

Are they dangerous? - I know them.

Catch the whites!

Quick! Back to the shack. - Hurry! Fast!

We don't want to hurt you! We're only eating your bananas and coconuts.

Stop. Not yet killing the whites! - How nice of you, boss.

Listen, what's your plan with the vegetables? - Help!

Place the branches around the whites. Hurry. All branches around white feet. Go on!

Soon it'll get very hot.

You'll get hot too. - Get lost.

Get lost!

You came to shoot us a hole in head.

I even don't have my water pistol anymore.

All go and bring branches! - I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die!

The boys mean business. They want to kill us.

How come you knew them? - My father knew this area.

There used to be gypsies here.They mixed with the natives which is why the speak our language.

Very well. But I'm not exactly the hero type.

You can save us. You know their traditions.

Yes. But what shall I do?

Tell them stories about Winnetou or James Bond. All that matters is that they let us free!

Hopefully! - I just started living. Think about something!

No. You have to save us. Or are you are coward?

No. You have to save us. Or are you are coward?

I read nothing about this in Robinson.

Are they eating us raw or cooked?

They are vegetarians.

Some comfort! I need time to think. Talk to them!

Oh my god!

You speak our language?

You are marvelous. I give you a special treatment. Go on.

Shut up.

Oh, you apes. Come and get him! Calimé!

Great Calimé. Calimé. Come and bring him here!

What is she talking about?

A real great one!

What's going on here? I have told them that our little one is a descendant of one of their gods.

And they believe this? - At the moment yes.

Don't poke. I'm ticklish, too.

Make room for the chief.

You say that little one is great Calimé? - Oh Calimé, Calimé, son of the great Calimé.

You lie. I believe when you proof that young white is son of great Calime.

He's speaking the language of the gods. Therefore he can't understand your dialect.

Soon I'll have convinced this grandpa. But you have to proof that your are a god.

He's a god. - Shall proof. Shall proof.

Surgery-

If suceded, second test will come. Capito.

Another test?

You have to stand two test, if you're a god.

Oh dear.

You have to operate on the chief. - No!

Yes! He's in a lot of pain. My guess is it's his appendix.

And then a duel with his strongest warrior.

A young god has to do this.

I'm just a pharmacist who knows nothing about the appendix.

So you have to look for it.

Doesn't seem to be the appendix.

You can do it!

Snip, snap. Here pain, great pain.

Pull yourself together, darling. Cut his belly open.

I have rolled pills and even mixed up some. But I never cut open bellies.

You'll save our lives with this cut. - And if I miss?

Then the tribe has to search for a new chief.

This stunt is bound to go wrong.

Allright, then we're lost. But if you succeed we'll stay alive.

I don't even have a white coat with me. Can't you sedate the guy somehow ?

I should have stayed at home with the witches. Plus I cannot stand the sight of blood.

Then cut with your eyes closed.

What am I supposed to with that? - Cut.

Your sword.

I am feeling sick.

Be a hero, just once.

I am a coward by design. - Certainly not in bed.

The bottle.

That stuff will knock him out. - With board directors, but will it work with the chief?

Thanks, nurse. Sedation successful.

I am still hesitant. The Medical Association won't approve. This is the jungle, not the big city.

What if I cut the liver? - Doesn't matter. Chiefs usually drink too much anyway.

Toniol? - She's right.

Knock on wood.

Where's the little appendix.

I hope my own appendix won't get inflamed.

Disgusting. - Did I hit the spot? Seems to be the right direction.

Head off or hello. What will it be? - The surgery was a success. Patient is still alive.

I practised the Sauerbruch incision. Nice move. Chief's alive, you understand.

I practised the Sauerbruch incision. Nice move. Chief's alive, you understand.

Wait a second, I'll be right back.

Chief, wake up!

Chief, wake up!

These hands have helped worse cases to rise.

Can't you feel a thing?

Ah, that's an idea.

The chief will be 0k, but we have to engage in a big ritual for the gods.

Always me. How do I do that?

You have to call on your fathers. Let's do that and the chief will wake up again.

Your drummers will have to join, too.

Step back, big guy.

I hope I can think of something adequate.

Calimé, listen to your son. "Persil", "The White Giant", each one kilo.

Dammit, I burned my fingers.

What do I say, I can't think of anything.

Oh Calimé, great Calimé, open your ears... if you have any.

Parmacist, I strike three crosses.

Asprin, a bit of natron and sulfur. Wrong recipe but sounds good.

Call the White Giant. And if the White Giant won't help, maybe "Dash" will.

And if this fails "I\/Ir. Clean" might help.

"I\/Ir. Clean", "I\/Ir. Clean"...

"Dash", "Persil" and whirlwinds. Add "Henkel" and "Lenor" to the mix.

This turns our grey laundry into whitest white.

Eeny, meeny, manmay, mo...

White is white, white is white...

White is white, white is white...

White is white, white is white...

Great Chalime, let the wise, old man wake up. Preferably without his appendix.

Let's hope it actually was the appendix.

Appendix, appendix...

Appendix, appendix...

Appendix, appendix...

Appendix, appendix...

Appendix, appendix...

There's the chief.

Nothing beats genuine German folklore. Maybe the chief cares to join us.

Allright.

Hurts quite a bit. Young god has made me well.

All well again. You really are son of great Calimé.

Well done, Robinson.

How did you manage with the appendix?

Easy, I closed my eyes and just cut something.

That's a trick many surgeons practise. - Ah, I have to tell you something.

That's a trick many surgeons practise. - Ah, I have to tell you something.

Do you have appendix problems, too? - No, but a sweet secret.

I have the latest island news for you. - I am all ears.

A sweet, little secret.

Robinson, I have a sweet secret that only you must know. - No, not again.

Their knitting baby clothes. Triplets can be fun.

All the effort was at least worth it.

There's a boat. - What?

I have invited no one.

Maybe you sent a message in a bottle to have another women for your only free day left.

The police did a very thorough research.

My wife and my mother-in-law. Am I dreaming?

I am outta here. I was never here. The crocodiles ate me, or the natives cooked me.

It's so nice here. The investigator was on the right track.

They even gave us a boat. - We also like it here.

The only thing missing is a man, a real man.

And you really think Robinson landed on this island, mother?

I know your husband.

We'll see. - Yes, that we will.

Very uncivilised.

What, even more chicks?

Robinson, there is no point in hiding from her all the time.

And we are also suffering. You haven't been with us for three nights.

Once the two are gone I will make up for everything.

She's your wife. Why play games? Tell her the truth.

The bitches are sticking together.

If I tell her the truth she will turn me into the fool again that I once was.

If you want, so be it.

That stuff tastes terrible.

Your invention is incredible and we want to buy

the sleeping pill formula for a lot of money. A once in a lifetime chance.

For you. - For you, too. If you like you can

hang out on this island for the rest of your life.

I don't hang out, I am "Iiving". - Just like Robinson, I know.

But thereil be the day when you want to return to the civilised world.

And then you will need money to life the way you want to.

Especially the way I want to. - That thought has crossed my mind.

And the way your mother-in-law wants to, too.

All well and good but here I have found the paradise I always dreamt of.

And when the whole fuss around my wonder medicine starts my island will turn into a tourist attraction.

Don't you think about me, Robinson?

Clown.

I know I have made many mistakes. Your island is really wonderful

but you cannot sit here for the rest of your life and smoke your handmade cigars.

One day you'll return and that will be a lot more convenient as a rich man.

And your three chicks will be fed up with you soon, too. They are my biggest problem.

We are not divorced so I could get a lawyer and come after you for bigamy.

Here is my proposal. You transfer the rights to your

invention to me or I'll stay on this island, all naked, too.

Invention to me or I'll stay on this island, all naked, too.

Some blackmail, right? That won't fly.

Listen up, honey.

There are natives on this island and I happen to be their young good.

I'll have them come after you and then I'll be alone again. And my formula won't be sold.

I am not interested in doing business, especially not with you after you have terrorized me for years.

You made a mistake. You didn't come alone but with this terrible old goat.

That's outrageous.

The old goat is my mother and I won't have you insult her. So, you stay here.

Even if you send a dozen lawyers. I am staying and that's the end of it.

You'll be sorry, you don't know me yet. - Better than you might think.

Ivlum, we are now officially at war.

Well done!

That guy really lets us down.

He will eventually come around and listen to his wife. - I am not so sure about that.

You made a mistake. You didn't notice that your husband finally became a man.

That's what you think. I have been waiting for that moment for years.

He will eventually do exactly what I want.

I will get you thinking.

Thafll be a feast.

Full on, buddies.

Exactly.

The are enemies of our tribe.

Well done.

I won't let these two hysteric bitches ruin my paradise.

Yeah, yeah.

But she is your wife after all. And she loves you.

You have to decide. Us or her. After all, we are pregnant.

Now things get messy.

In our ne>

Stop it, guys, I have to tell you something.

Wasn't I to undergo a second test, fighting with the strongest of your warriors? Only then I am to be your god.

Is that dwarf your main wrestler? - He can bring a palm tree down with his left hand.

Lovely guy. Listen up, we two will have a round or two.

If I win you'll let the three go and send them back home. I don't want to see them again. Agreed?

I win and you let you go white women and civilian, understand?

Sorry, I didn't want to invade your privacy.

Don't hit under the waistline. the part there are still required.

Iwin!

You win?

So we're clear. You'll let them go if I win. If you win... chop head off.

You also head off.

What, me? But I am your god.

No godl. -lf white mean no win he no god.

Darling, you have to win.

My boss always wins.

What are assistants for?

I will take you apart.

What's that about? Are you playing Samson?

One moment.

No reaction.

I am just warming up. You bad, bad boy.

Just joking. Now my famous head bud.

I just tripped. Now things really heat up. Watch out, look up there.

I just tripped. Now things really heat up. Watch out, look up there.

Looser.

Do you know this one?

Ah, he already knew that one.

No impact.

I'll place a round in your fat indian belly.

Nothing? I\/lore drumming then.

Drum solo for two fists and a belly.

Loser.

Are you made of iron or what?

Let's continue.

Now watch out

No more mister ice guy. - Here we go!

A hero!

He did it.

All 0k.

Thank you!

You dancing as if you were born in jungle. - We don't dance just like that in Europe.

You even know this type of dance.

Are you looking for a job as a secretary by any chance? - If you plan on opening a branch here on this island.

It'll be a private branch. - I speak many languages. Especially French.

Maybe I can talk Robinson into selling his invention.

He already did. The entire board will shake with excitement about this news.

You are a great dancer.

Chief even better with cha-cha in bed.

Especially without his appendix.

Robinson, lthought about things. Maybe I'll stay here. - And for how long?

Forever.

Young god Robinson would only be ok with this if you join our little family.

Why is that?

Just because.

Chief.

What up with her, the bad mother-in-law?

I\/lumbling about the chief. He'd be some father-in-law.

Looks just like his father.

What are you saying, Tonio?

Shall we have a little Robinson as well.

By the way, chief, I am also still able to... - A little Robinson.

Then I'll emigrate.