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Hello, I'm Randall Park.
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With Election Day 2032
just around the corner,
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the latest polls released today
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show candidate Dwayne Johnson
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with a 4-point lead
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over his opponent, Senator Brayden Taft.
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Candidate Johnson has come a long way
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since we started our all-access coverage
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of his campaign.
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We've captured the good,
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the bad, and the surreal.
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? Starts tumblin' ?
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? Who's your daddy, who's your baby? ?
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? Who's your buddy? ?
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? Who's your man? ?
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See you at the polls! Let's do this!
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Tonight we have
candidate Johnson with us live
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from his campaign headquarters.
Welcome, Dwayne.
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Hey, Randall, it's good to
see you, buddy, as always.
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Tell me, are you already
writing your acceptance speech?
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Randall, you know me.
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I never point to that scoreboard
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until the game is over.
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Oh, yeah, you see, I'm the opposite.
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I love counting my chickens.
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I, like, literally have four chickens.
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- You live free, man.
- Okay.
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Randall, there's been
so many times in my life
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where things were going great,
and then all of a sudden, bam,
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- I get blindsided.
- The poster looks great, Mom,
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but Rocky hasn't won the bout yet.
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I had these made early.
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Vince told me that
it's only a matter of time.
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Rocky's going to go on the road,
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wrestle for the WWF,
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become the tag-team champion,
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and then he'll return home
and fight for me.
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Oh, Dewey, uh, take a picture
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of me with my poster.
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I'm gonna take it on the road
with me tomorrow,
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show it to Macho Man,
tell him I'm from the future.
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It'll freak him out.
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Then I'll appear and pretend
to be you from the past.
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His brain is gonna explode.
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I appreciate that, little man,
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but you're gonna stay here
with your mom.
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- The road is no place for a kid.
- But I'm not a kid.
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I'm the president of
the Rocky Johnson Fan Club.
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Sweetie, we're gonna have so much fun.
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We're gonna go to the zoo,
see that pregnant panda,
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and we're all gonna go
to the beach later.
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Hey, boss, you ready
to go... visit Gary Chow?
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Yeah.
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Wait, are you going to see Greg Yao?
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No.
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Because Gary Chow sounds
suspiciously like Greg Yao.
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Gary is my florist, and we're
gonna go and talk about orchids.
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See, when you smile and say that,
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it makes me think you're
not telling me the truth.
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Does it?
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I think you should
stay away from that guy.
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If you want to put on
a match, you go through me.
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Just tell me what you want me to do.
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You pay my tribute fee of $5,000.
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Did you hear, FBI? Did you get it?
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Yeah, but if we can get more,
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we have a better chance of
making sure the charges stick.
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And, remember, we're going
to the beach later.
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We won't be gone long. Come on, Bob.
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- You need me on the road.
- I'll get the car.
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Who's gonna help sell merch?
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- Vince has guys who do that.
- Not as well as I can.
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You see this smile? It moves units.
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Dewey, I don't think it's a good idea.
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I don't want to stay here with Mom.
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I wanna go with you.
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- Okay, fine.
- You wanna go somewhere with me?
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Okay, then. Let's go.
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Elbows in.
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Yeah, back straight.
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Now.
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Flex.
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Ooh.
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- Yeah, nice.
- Look at that definition.
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Me and you could be doing
this on the road, Dad.
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Gym buddies.
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Yeah, the gym is a place
to get after it,
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but it's also a place for real talk.
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Okay, real talk me.
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All right. Come here, Dewey.
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Remember how Mom said
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"Star Search" changed their minds
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about flying her out to
Los Angeles for an audition?
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That wasn't true.
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Oh, okay. So Mom's a bad singer.
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What? No.
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No, no, no, no, no. She chose not to go
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to be here with you
while I was on the road.
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She wanted to be that constant
presence in your life
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so you always felt like you had a home.
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So when you say things like,
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"I don't wanna stay here with Mom,"
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Dewey, that hurts her.
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You're not a little kid anymore,
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so you can't be doing that.
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Are you ready to be the man
of the house while I'm gone?
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What do I have to do?
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Watch after your mom and your grandma.
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A man looks out for his family.
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Dad, if it's okay with you,
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I'm gonna do my next set by myself.
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Absolutely.
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Do some thinking curls.
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I was just a kid...
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But I knew I wanted
to live by those words.
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Words I still live by today.
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Lia, Bob.
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Come in.
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You know why we're here, Yao.
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Where's my tribute fee?
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Okay, straight to the point.
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It's light.
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I could only find $1,800.
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But if you let me put on
my wrestling match,
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- I can get you the rest.
- You hear that, Peter?
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He's trying to screw me, High Chief.
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- I'm not.
- Who are you talking to?
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I-I don't have the money.
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Then you have to pay a different price.
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What do you mean?
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Bang, bang.
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You have until the end of the day.
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Did you get it?
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We got it. Calling it in now.
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Where are they?
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Mom said to meet her and Grandma here.
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Surprise!
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I just wanted to do a little something
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to show you how proud of you I am.
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Thank you, babe.
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This is just the beginning for us.
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Food smells incredible.
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Ha, I stole recipe
from old family enemy.
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Hey, so, uh, me and Sika
are trying to find out
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who's got the best artistic eye, eh?
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So let us each take a picture of you,
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and then in five to seven days'
time when it's developed,
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you can tell us which one's better.
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But first, shirts off.
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- Oh.
- Oy, oy, oy, oy.
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- Thank you, Dewey.
- Yeah.
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One, two, three, flex.
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Ooh.
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Oh, what a beautiful tableau, yeah.
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- Ah, Dewey.
- Mom, can I real talk you?
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Sure, baby. What's going on?
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Oh.
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What's that for?
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I'm glad I'm staying here
with you while Dad's gone.
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I'm glad you are too.
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So even at ten years old,
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you were already stepping up
for your family?
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Yeah, it's a great feeling
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when you're on top
of that rollercoaster,
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but we all know what comes after that.
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Perfect.
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The cake is too nice.
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They'll never believe that you made it.
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They'll believe
what I tell them to believe.
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Come on. We're late.
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FBI!
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Lia Maivia, you're
under arrest for extortion.
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Extortion? What are you talking about?
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I'm just a grandma.
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We got you threatening
Greg Yao on video.
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You're making a big mistake.
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I am a lady, innocent.
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Run, boss.
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You run. I'm wearing flip-flops.
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Man, I would not be that cool
if the feds came after me.
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She was cold as ice.
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Like Sly Stallone from
"Cliffhanger" when he had to...
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Burn all the stolen money to stay alive.
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Yes, Randall!
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- Yeah, it was a classic.
- You got it. My man.
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Um, so that was it?
Your grandma went to jail,
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and that was the end of her business?
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No, she actually beat the rap.
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Twist.
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But I'll save that story
for down the road.
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Oh, I'm already obsessed with it.
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You know, my dad would've
never known it at the time,
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but when he told me to always look out
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for my grandmother and my mom,
well, I took that to heart.
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Even more reason
why your grandmother's arrest
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must've been so shocking for all of you.
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It was, but that's what
it's like on a rollercoaster,
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highs and lows.
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You know, I remember
a similar thing happened
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when I was in high school.
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I've talked about this in the past,
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where I was going down
a pretty dark road.
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But my junior year,
I found the game of football,
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and that's when things
really started to change.
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I was a top recruit,
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and every major football
program was after me.
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Dewey, we got another one.
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It started with the letters.
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Then came the phone calls.
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Hello?
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No, Dwayne's not home.
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Who's calling?
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Then came the in-home visits,
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which weirdly always ended up
with coaches
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giving us a mug.
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- Anyone want coffee?
- Yeah, thanks.
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Oh, this damn apartment.
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The landlord never fixes anything.
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Sounds like Andre
when he sleeps on his back.
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My family was still struggling,
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but I knew college football
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could lead to a better future for us.
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You gotta go to Notre Dame, man.
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You're automatically down with Jesus.
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I like the Georgia Bulldogs.
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Do you remember the time
you stole my dog purse?
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They're trying to deport me, Dewey.
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The feds are the criminals.
Bob, say aloha.
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Aloha.
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If you join USC, the other
teams will be seeing red
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in a way that I never will.
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Nebraska's a no-brainer.
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I hear it's called "Big Hair Country."
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Don't listen to Big-Hair.
Nebraska's defensive scheme
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is all wrong for your style of play.
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I appreciate the input.
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Can I ask you something?
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Oh, my God, yes,
I will go to prom with you.
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No, I was gonna ask why
Karen still won't talk to me.
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- Oh, my God.
- It's fine, no one noticed.
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It's been a year.
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Do I like that you're poor? No.
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But I hate that you lied to me about it.
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You didn't even give me a chance.
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You know, as much as I hated
Karen not talking to me,
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it just added fuel to my fire
to be great.
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Anything come from
the University of Miami?
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No, UCLA and Washington today.
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Hey.
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Typical you.
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You got all these schools
offering you scholarships,
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but you want the one that isn't.
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They're the national champs,
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and if they're not gonna come after me,
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then I guess I gotta go after them.
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David Scott.
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Sup, David Scott.
Why aren't you recruiting me?
258
00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,046
Who is this?
259
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:51,341
The beast of Bethlehem, Dwayne Johnson.
260
00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,718
5-star D-lineman, Freedom High,
261
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,136
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
262
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,013
Yeah, look, I'm not familiar...
263
00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,515
If you want to let Bobby Bowden beat you
264
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,600
to the best D-lineman in the country,
265
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,685
- that's up to you.
- Let me look into it.
266
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,687
Better hurry.
I'm making a decision soon.
267
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,983
Hey, kid, I respect the guts
you got in calling me.
268
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,694
Gotta go for it, right?
269
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,029
I was feeling strong,
270
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:16,366
full of confidence, and
I decided to keep it going.
271
00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:17,909
Andrew Carnegie... can I help you?
272
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,160
No thanks. I'm on a roll.
273
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,829
I gotta keep going.
274
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,873
Karen, will you go to prom with me?
275
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,625
Prom? Okay, first off,
276
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:26,876
we haven't talked in, like, a century,
277
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,796
and second, I have
a boyfriend now, Kevin.
278
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:33,091
Father, forgive him
for he knows not what he does.
279
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:36,052
Father, forgive him because
he's a rudy poot candy ass.
280
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,720
Look.
281
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,681
I shouldn't have lied to you
about being rich,
282
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,391
and I get why you don't want
anything to do with me,
283
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,142
but things are different now.
I've changed,
284
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,728
and in a few years,
my lie won't be a lie anymore.
285
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:46,980
I'm gonna get into the NFL,
286
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:50,233
and be so rich I can afford
a robot maid like Rocky Balboa.
287
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,651
What?
288
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,027
Rocky bought one for Paulie
in "Rocky IV."
289
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,737
It doesn't matter. What I'm saying is,
290
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,740
if you ever change your mind, ever,
291
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,076
come find me. You'll know where I am.
292
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,248
All right, class. Andrew Carnegie.
293
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,666
The balls.
294
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,002
Hey, worked with Miami,
might work with Karen too.
295
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,420
Wait, what do you mean, Miami?
296
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,701
Dude, they finally recruiting you?
297
00:11:11,795 --> 00:11:13,998
Should be showing up at my place
right now for an official visit.
298
00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:15,508
What the hell are you doing here then?
299
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,468
Gotta finish my workout.
300
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,554
The balls.
301
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,515
? Wheels keep on turning ?
302
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,935
? Proud Mary keep on burnin' ?
303
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:29,105
? Rollin', rollin' ?
304
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,567
? Rollin' on the river ?
305
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,444
Love me some John Fogerty.
306
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,905
Wish I'd brought my harmonica.
307
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,031
Apologies for being late, fellas.
308
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,116
Hey, son. Where you been?
309
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,784
Your mama been singing
Creedence for an hour.
310
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,870
"Who'll Stop the Rain,"
"Put a Candle in the Window..."
311
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,456
At the gym. I lost track of time.
312
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,707
You know how it is
when you catch a groove.
313
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,833
Can't cut it short.
314
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,210
You kept us waiting for an hour
315
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,630
because you wanted to finish
your damn workout?
316
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,519
I kinda love it.
317
00:11:59,597 --> 00:12:00,845
[bleep], me too, man.
318
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,142
I like that Coach O.
319
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,767
He's like a mix of my mom and Macho Man.
320
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,862
Mm, yeah, he's got great thickness.
321
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,691
You give me a month with him,
I'll make him a WWF champion.
322
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,527
Any guy over 200 pounds you say this.
323
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,821
Hey, congrats on Miami, son.
324
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,158
You made it happen for yourself.
325
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,201
And the first thing I'm gonna do
326
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,787
when I get drafted to the NFL
is buy you a house.
327
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,080
Oh.
328
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,581
How about you buy us a Cadillac,
329
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,999
and we'll work our way up from there.
330
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,793
No more crappy apartments.
331
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,545
No more broken faucets.
No more landlords.
332
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,797
This is gonna be the first house
333
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,967
we've ever owned.
I got big dreams for us.
334
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,510
Me too.
335
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,553
My big dream is you.
336
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,975
Mm, my allergies are acting up.
337
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,184
There's a pepper flake in my eye.
338
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,771
I was feeling great, riding high,
339
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,775
but then boom, reality
smacked us right in the face.
340
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,819
Excuse me. We live here.
341
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:58,945
What's going on?
342
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,072
The woman in apartment three
caught her hair on fire
343
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,533
while trying to cook amphetamines.
344
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,326
Unfortunately, her faucet didn't work,
345
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,079
so she ran outside and tried
to jump in the pool next door,
346
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,665
which was bone dry.
347
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,917
She survived the fall, crawled
over to the manager's office,
348
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,044
who, upon seeing her
disfigured body at the door,
349
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,587
had a heart attack and died.
350
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,216
You know what?
A house sounds pretty good.
351
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:21,300
I agree.
352
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,303
So you're saying there's been
a pool here this whole time?
353
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,935
So you got that scholarship to Miami,
354
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,895
and then bam, your legs get cut out.
355
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,856
Yeah, there's that rollercoaster again.
356
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,066
But I tell you what, it made me
double down on my promise
357
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,527
that I made my parents
to buy them a house.
358
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,571
All those places we lived,
359
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,072
we never owned our own house.
360
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,699
Yeah, you just needed to get to the NFL
361
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,034
to make good on that promise.
362
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,578
You know, I really struggled
when I first got to Miami,
363
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,580
but I still had good tape
to show the scouts,
364
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,541
and I had that Miami cache.
I was hopeful.
365
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,335
I still felt like I had a shot
at my NFL dream.
366
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,380
Yeah, that's it, sir. Push it.
367
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,840
Push it, 3-6-5.
368
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,718
3-6-6 on leap years, baby.
369
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,762
Laying it on a little thick,
don't you think?
370
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,764
Hey, as long as they let me
workout here for free
371
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,141
and get ready for the draft,
I'll lay it on as thick as...
372
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,185
Hey. Don't worry, sir.
373
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,812
By the time we're done,
no one will believe you're 50.
374
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,481
All right, enough.
375
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,191
Lat check.
376
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,448
- Oh, boy!
- Ooh!
377
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,783
Look at that.
378
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,326
Looks like a cobra's head.
379
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,786
If I get any more swole,
380
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,098
they're gonna need bigger mirrors.
381
00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:33,247
Could cover a small village
from the rain.
382
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,249
I think I'm finally stronger than Gaston
383
00:14:35,381 --> 00:14:37,550
- from "Beauty and the Beast."
- Gotta turn my head
384
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,962
just to see the range on these babies.
385
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,635
What about your job?
You have any enemies?
386
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,804
They run the Bank of Hawaii
like a family.
387
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,180
So if anything,
388
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,695
I've got a bunch of
new brothers and sisters.
389
00:14:50,797 --> 00:14:52,350
Who's your least favorite sister?
390
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,310
Oh.
391
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,645
Sorry, Bob. I gotta go.
392
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,902
Dewey needs the phone.
393
00:14:57,012 --> 00:14:58,689
Don't forget to send me some Koko Samoa.
394
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,316
They don't have any here in Tonta.
395
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,109
Tampa.
396
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,486
Yeah, okay, Tampa, Tompa. Goodbye.
397
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,824
Okay, the draft is about to start.
398
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,618
Nobody make any calls
for the next two days.
399
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,621
Gotta keep the line open
in case an NFL team calls.
400
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,831
Has it started?
401
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,624
Not yet, babe. You're just in time.
402
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,625
Oh, good.
403
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,335
And I told my boss
I'm taking tomorrow off.
404
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,629
Didn't say why.
I like to create mystery.
405
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,257
Nothing's keeping me from
watching Dewey's big moment.
406
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,384
Oh, you don't have to stay
for the whole draft, Mom.
407
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,011
It's just gonna be some guys in
polo shirts looking at papers.
408
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,721
Okay, great. I'm taking a nap.
409
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,974
Wake me up when something happens.
410
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,642
The draft is seven rounds,
411
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,583
and I just needed one team
to give me a shot.
412
00:15:37,692 --> 00:15:39,814
With the first pick in the draft,
413
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,774
Cincinnati Bengals have selected
414
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,610
running back from Penn State
Ki-Jana Carter.
415
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,990
Should've been Dwayne Johnson.
416
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,868
With the third choice
417
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,495
in the first round,
the Houston Oilers select
418
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,582
quarterback from Alcorn State
Steve McNair.
419
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,125
Not mad at a Black quarterback.
420
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,419
That's right.
421
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,255
With the 12th pick in the first round,
422
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,925
Tampa Bay selects defensive
tackle University of Miami
423
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,094
Warren Sapp.
424
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,305
Oh, Dewey, it's your friend.
425
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,681
Of course Sapp's coming to Tampa.
426
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,558
Look at the Tampa mascot.
427
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,603
A woman with a mustache
holding a knife in her teeth.
428
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,897
Huh.
429
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,859
Third round, Miami Dolphins...
430
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,324
And that concludes day one.
431
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,910
I didn't hear my name called on day one,
432
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,370
but I still felt hopeful about day two.
433
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,455
- Welcome to day two of...
- And the 109th pick...
434
00:16:40,757 --> 00:16:42,080
Jack Jackson.
435
00:16:42,213 --> 00:16:45,561
- Jerry Wilson.
- It's the 233rd pick.
436
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,719
For the final pick...
437
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,847
249th selection in the 1995 draft...
438
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,600
goes to Michael Reed,
439
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,810
defensive back Boston College.
440
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,688
And he was drafted
by the Carolina Panthers
441
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,399
and he'll be big time in Newport Beach.
442
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,442
Thank you.
443
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,402
What's happened? Is it over?
444
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,783
Yeah, it is.
445
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,327
It's really over.
446
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,384
I broke my promise.
447
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,970
I let her down. I let you down too, Dad.
448
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,264
I-I let everyone down.
449
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,477
You're not done.
450
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,813
Trust me, I know from experience,
451
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,898
it ain't over until it's over.
452
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,775
I appreciate your positivity, Dad,
453
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,237
but there's no working the gimmick here.
454
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,199
Babe, you know we love your singing,
455
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,993
but now's not...
456
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,997
I want you to have this,
457
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,790
so no matter how far
your journey takes you,
458
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,418
you can play a song and be
right back with your family.
459
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,461
Mom, thank you,
460
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,380
but I'm not going anywhere.
461
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,092
Maybe not right away, but you will.
462
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,844
And when you do,
463
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,304
this is your reminder
that you're not alone.
464
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,142
You carry all of us with you.
465
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,031
- Hello?
- Hello.
466
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,241
Is this the University
of Miami's Dwayne Johnson?
467
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,368
Uh, yes, sir, it is.
468
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,292
Hello?
469
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,962
Hello?
470
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,424
Hello?
471
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,219
Hey, you must be Dwayne Johnson!
472
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,513
Well, on behalf
of the Calgary Stampeders,
473
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:03,017
welcome to the Canadian Football League!
474
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,437
Hey, what's with the tiny guitar, eh?
475
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,400
I got it from my mom. It's a ukulele.
476
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,486
- That's tiny.
- Yeah.
477
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:15,395
- Canada?
- Canada.
478
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,323
Huh. So you kept your dream
479
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,158
of playing professional football alive.
480
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,451
Hell yes, I did.
481
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,911
If they were gonna pay me to play,
482
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,287
then that's where I was gonna go.
483
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,165
You know, look, my goal
was to crush it in the CFL
484
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,292
and then get signed by an NFL team.
485
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,987
Well, I would ask you how long
486
00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:31,667
you played pro football in Canada for,
487
00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:34,405
but I have a feeling that's
also a story for another time.
488
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,175
And you know it's a great one.
489
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,885
Look, no matter what happens,
490
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,096
whether I become president or not,
491
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,264
I wanted to share some
personal stories with people
492
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,600
to show them that I understand
where they're coming from,
493
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,102
because I've been there.
494
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,145
Well, thank you so much,
candidate Johnson,
495
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,438
for your time,
496
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,357
and best of luck in the election.
497
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,025
Although, I don't think you'll need it.
498
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,610
Well, thank you very much, Randall.
499
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,986
It's my pleasure,
500
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,155
and you always need
a little bit of luck.
501
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,867
All right, candidate Johnson.
That's a wrap.
502
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,286
Thank you.
503
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,963
Mom?
504
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,464
How'd you know where to find me?
505
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,299
You always find spots like this
506
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,385
where you just come and sit and think
507
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,388
ever since Andre and you and your birds.
508
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,390
Yeah.
509
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,308
These interviews, Mom, I've been doing
510
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,144
has really gotten me nostalgic.
511
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,939
Can you believe how far we've come?
512
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,837
Yes, Dewey, we are blessed.
513
00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:36,402
We're very blessed.
514
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,653
I wish Dad could've been here
515
00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:40,204
to see where we're at right now.
516
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,203
He is here.
517
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,164
He's very proud of you.
518
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,875
Yeah.
519
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,210
He's here right now.
520
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,672
What do you think
Grandma's saying right now?
521
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,925
"I oughta smack that Dewey."
522
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,221
I better get going.
523
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,098
- Let's go.
- Come on.
524
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,975
All right.
525
00:21:08,107 --> 00:21:09,393
We gotta get to a press conference.
526
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,020
Do you want me to write
some lines for you?
527
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,354
No, Mom, I'm good.
528
00:21:19,943 --> 00:21:22,698
Mom, I think I might
just win this thing.
529
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,825
President Dewey.
530
00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:34,304
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