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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,048 Hello, I'm Randall Park. 2 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:09,092 With Election Day 2032 just around the corner, 3 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,053 the latest polls released today 4 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,512 show candidate Dwayne Johnson 5 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:14,097 with a 4-point lead 6 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:16,308 over his opponent, Senator Brayden Taft. 7 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,352 Candidate Johnson has come a long way 8 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:20,270 since we started our all-access coverage 9 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,438 of his campaign. 10 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,273 We've captured the good, 11 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,359 the bad, and the surreal. 12 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:27,402 ? Starts tumblin' ? 13 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,697 ? Who's your daddy, who's your baby? ? 14 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,741 ? Who's your buddy? ? 15 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,494 ? Who's your man? ? 16 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,454 See you at the polls! Let's do this! 17 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,917 Tonight we have candidate Johnson with us live 18 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,586 from his campaign headquarters. Welcome, Dwayne. 19 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,256 Hey, Randall, it's good to see you, buddy, as always. 20 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,549 Tell me, are you already writing your acceptance speech? 21 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,468 Randall, you know me. 22 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:52,636 I never point to that scoreboard 23 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,012 until the game is over. 24 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,305 Oh, yeah, you see, I'm the opposite. 25 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,682 I love counting my chickens. 26 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,059 I, like, literally have four chickens. 27 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,353 - You live free, man. - Okay. 28 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,563 Randall, there's been so many times in my life 29 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,566 where things were going great, and then all of a sudden, bam, 30 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:09,152 - I get blindsided. - The poster looks great, Mom, 31 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:10,770 but Rocky hasn't won the bout yet. 32 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:11,986 I had these made early. 33 00:01:12,074 --> 00:01:13,998 Vince told me that it's only a matter of time. 34 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,659 Rocky's going to go on the road, 35 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,661 wrestle for the WWF, 36 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,454 become the tag-team champion, 37 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,456 and then he'll return home and fight for me. 38 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:24,251 Oh, Dewey, uh, take a picture 39 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:25,711 of me with my poster. 40 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,504 I'm gonna take it on the road with me tomorrow, 41 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,214 show it to Macho Man, tell him I'm from the future. 42 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,258 It'll freak him out. 43 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:35,345 Then I'll appear and pretend to be you from the past. 44 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,730 His brain is gonna explode. 45 00:01:37,823 --> 00:01:39,282 I appreciate that, little man, 46 00:01:39,408 --> 00:01:41,493 but you're gonna stay here with your mom. 47 00:01:41,618 --> 00:01:43,703 - The road is no place for a kid. - But I'm not a kid. 48 00:01:43,829 --> 00:01:46,331 I'm the president of the Rocky Johnson Fan Club. 49 00:01:46,456 --> 00:01:48,166 Sweetie, we're gonna have so much fun. 50 00:01:48,291 --> 00:01:50,377 We're gonna go to the zoo, see that pregnant panda, 51 00:01:50,502 --> 00:01:51,920 and we're all gonna go to the beach later. 52 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,923 Hey, boss, you ready to go... visit Gary Chow? 53 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,383 Yeah. 54 00:01:56,508 --> 00:01:58,427 Wait, are you going to see Greg Yao? 55 00:01:58,552 --> 00:01:59,553 No. 56 00:01:59,678 --> 00:02:02,472 Because Gary Chow sounds suspiciously like Greg Yao. 57 00:02:02,597 --> 00:02:05,600 Gary is my florist, and we're gonna go and talk about orchids. 58 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,310 See, when you smile and say that, 59 00:02:07,436 --> 00:02:08,812 it makes me think you're not telling me the truth. 60 00:02:08,937 --> 00:02:09,688 Does it? 61 00:02:09,813 --> 00:02:11,731 I think you should stay away from that guy. 62 00:02:11,857 --> 00:02:14,151 If you want to put on a match, you go through me. 63 00:02:14,276 --> 00:02:15,402 Just tell me what you want me to do. 64 00:02:15,527 --> 00:02:17,988 You pay my tribute fee of $5,000. 65 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:21,032 Did you hear, FBI? Did you get it? 66 00:02:21,158 --> 00:02:22,576 Yeah, but if we can get more, 67 00:02:22,701 --> 00:02:24,786 we have a better chance of making sure the charges stick. 68 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:27,497 And, remember, we're going to the beach later. 69 00:02:27,622 --> 00:02:29,833 We won't be gone long. Come on, Bob. 70 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:31,334 - You need me on the road. - I'll get the car. 71 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:32,961 Who's gonna help sell merch? 72 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,839 - Vince has guys who do that. - Not as well as I can. 73 00:02:35,964 --> 00:02:38,425 You see this smile? It moves units. 74 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:39,759 Dewey, I don't think it's a good idea. 75 00:02:39,885 --> 00:02:41,094 I don't want to stay here with Mom. 76 00:02:41,219 --> 00:02:42,554 I wanna go with you. 77 00:02:45,307 --> 00:02:47,517 - Okay, fine. - You wanna go somewhere with me? 78 00:02:47,642 --> 00:02:49,769 Okay, then. Let's go. 79 00:02:49,895 --> 00:02:51,646 Elbows in. 80 00:02:51,779 --> 00:02:53,364 Yeah, back straight. 81 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:55,901 Now. 82 00:02:56,026 --> 00:02:58,320 Flex. 83 00:02:58,445 --> 00:02:59,446 Ooh. 84 00:03:01,990 --> 00:03:04,576 - Yeah, nice. - Look at that definition. 85 00:03:04,701 --> 00:03:06,953 Me and you could be doing this on the road, Dad. 86 00:03:07,078 --> 00:03:08,455 Gym buddies. 87 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:11,166 Yeah, the gym is a place to get after it, 88 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,210 but it's also a place for real talk. 89 00:03:13,335 --> 00:03:15,545 Okay, real talk me. 90 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,464 All right. Come here, Dewey. 91 00:03:17,589 --> 00:03:18,722 Remember how Mom said 92 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,550 "Star Search" changed their minds 93 00:03:20,675 --> 00:03:23,553 about flying her out to Los Angeles for an audition? 94 00:03:23,678 --> 00:03:24,803 That wasn't true. 95 00:03:24,896 --> 00:03:27,516 Oh, okay. So Mom's a bad singer. 96 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:28,615 What? No. 97 00:03:28,693 --> 00:03:31,102 No, no, no, no, no. She chose not to go 98 00:03:31,228 --> 00:03:33,855 to be here with you while I was on the road. 99 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,857 She wanted to be that constant presence in your life 100 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,984 so you always felt like you had a home. 101 00:03:38,109 --> 00:03:39,778 So when you say things like, 102 00:03:39,903 --> 00:03:42,155 "I don't wanna stay here with Mom," 103 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,823 Dewey, that hurts her. 104 00:03:43,949 --> 00:03:45,367 You're not a little kid anymore, 105 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,410 so you can't be doing that. 106 00:03:47,536 --> 00:03:51,206 Are you ready to be the man of the house while I'm gone? 107 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,041 What do I have to do? 108 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,086 Watch after your mom and your grandma. 109 00:03:56,211 --> 00:03:58,630 A man looks out for his family. 110 00:04:00,966 --> 00:04:02,801 Dad, if it's okay with you, 111 00:04:02,926 --> 00:04:04,761 I'm gonna do my next set by myself. 112 00:04:04,886 --> 00:04:06,429 Absolutely. 113 00:04:06,555 --> 00:04:08,640 Do some thinking curls. 114 00:04:08,765 --> 00:04:10,725 I was just a kid... 115 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:13,186 But I knew I wanted to live by those words. 116 00:04:13,302 --> 00:04:15,680 Words I still live by today. 117 00:04:21,653 --> 00:04:23,780 Lia, Bob. 118 00:04:23,905 --> 00:04:24,948 Come in. 119 00:04:25,073 --> 00:04:26,741 You know why we're here, Yao. 120 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,285 Where's my tribute fee? 121 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:30,453 Okay, straight to the point. 122 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:36,626 It's light. 123 00:04:36,751 --> 00:04:38,712 I could only find $1,800. 124 00:04:38,837 --> 00:04:41,131 But if you let me put on my wrestling match, 125 00:04:41,256 --> 00:04:44,301 - I can get you the rest. - You hear that, Peter? 126 00:04:44,426 --> 00:04:46,428 He's trying to screw me, High Chief. 127 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:49,097 - I'm not. - Who are you talking to? 128 00:04:50,515 --> 00:04:52,976 I-I don't have the money. 129 00:04:53,101 --> 00:04:55,770 Then you have to pay a different price. 130 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:57,397 What do you mean? 131 00:04:57,522 --> 00:04:59,274 Bang, bang. 132 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:02,277 You have until the end of the day. 133 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:10,160 Did you get it? 134 00:05:10,285 --> 00:05:12,621 We got it. Calling it in now. 135 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:16,708 Where are they? 136 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:18,960 Mom said to meet her and Grandma here. 137 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:21,546 Surprise! 138 00:05:24,799 --> 00:05:26,217 I just wanted to do a little something 139 00:05:26,343 --> 00:05:27,552 to show you how proud of you I am. 140 00:05:27,677 --> 00:05:29,763 Thank you, babe. 141 00:05:29,888 --> 00:05:32,599 This is just the beginning for us. 142 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:33,974 Food smells incredible. 143 00:05:34,075 --> 00:05:37,187 Ha, I stole recipe from old family enemy. 144 00:05:37,312 --> 00:05:39,856 Hey, so, uh, me and Sika are trying to find out 145 00:05:39,981 --> 00:05:41,733 who's got the best artistic eye, eh? 146 00:05:41,858 --> 00:05:43,318 So let us each take a picture of you, 147 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,862 and then in five to seven days' time when it's developed, 148 00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:47,088 you can tell us which one's better. 149 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:49,032 But first, shirts off. 150 00:05:49,157 --> 00:05:51,034 - Oh. - Oy, oy, oy, oy. 151 00:05:51,159 --> 00:05:52,786 - Thank you, Dewey. - Yeah. 152 00:05:52,911 --> 00:05:55,455 One, two, three, flex. 153 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,748 Ooh. 154 00:05:56,873 --> 00:06:00,377 Oh, what a beautiful tableau, yeah. 155 00:06:00,502 --> 00:06:04,130 - Ah, Dewey. - Mom, can I real talk you? 156 00:06:04,255 --> 00:06:06,633 Sure, baby. What's going on? 157 00:06:06,758 --> 00:06:07,926 Oh. 158 00:06:08,051 --> 00:06:09,636 What's that for? 159 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:12,847 I'm glad I'm staying here with you while Dad's gone. 160 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:14,683 I'm glad you are too. 161 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,058 So even at ten years old, 162 00:06:16,159 --> 00:06:18,186 you were already stepping up for your family? 163 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,688 Yeah, it's a great feeling 164 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,356 when you're on top of that rollercoaster, 165 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:23,371 but we all know what comes after that. 166 00:06:23,481 --> 00:06:24,526 Perfect. 167 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:25,985 The cake is too nice. 168 00:06:26,111 --> 00:06:27,570 They'll never believe that you made it. 169 00:06:27,696 --> 00:06:29,572 They'll believe what I tell them to believe. 170 00:06:29,698 --> 00:06:30,865 Come on. We're late. 171 00:06:33,368 --> 00:06:34,911 FBI! 172 00:06:35,036 --> 00:06:37,747 Lia Maivia, you're under arrest for extortion. 173 00:06:37,872 --> 00:06:39,833 Extortion? What are you talking about? 174 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:40,750 I'm just a grandma. 175 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:43,586 We got you threatening Greg Yao on video. 176 00:06:43,712 --> 00:06:45,213 You're making a big mistake. 177 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,424 I am a lady, innocent. 178 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:51,219 Run, boss. 179 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,680 You run. I'm wearing flip-flops. 180 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,379 Man, I would not be that cool if the feds came after me. 181 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,881 She was cold as ice. 182 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,634 Like Sly Stallone from "Cliffhanger" when he had to... 183 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:09,012 Burn all the stolen money to stay alive. 184 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,680 Yes, Randall! 185 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,099 - Yeah, it was a classic. - You got it. My man. 186 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:16,144 Um, so that was it? Your grandma went to jail, 187 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,479 and that was the end of her business? 188 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,564 No, she actually beat the rap. 189 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,857 Twist. 190 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,776 But I'll save that story for down the road. 191 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,402 Oh, I'm already obsessed with it. 192 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,738 You know, my dad would've never known it at the time, 193 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,031 but when he told me to always look out 194 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,825 for my grandmother and my mom, well, I took that to heart. 195 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,869 Even more reason why your grandmother's arrest 196 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,579 must've been so shocking for all of you. 197 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,374 It was, but that's what it's like on a rollercoaster, 198 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,541 highs and lows. 199 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,335 You know, I remember a similar thing happened 200 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,544 when I was in high school. 201 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:42,504 I've talked about this in the past, 202 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,756 where I was going down a pretty dark road. 203 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,884 But my junior year, I found the game of football, 204 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,261 and that's when things really started to change. 205 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,388 I was a top recruit, 206 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,682 and every major football program was after me. 207 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,475 Dewey, we got another one. 208 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,477 It started with the letters. 209 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,398 Then came the phone calls. 210 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,607 Hello? 211 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,484 No, Dwayne's not home. 212 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,735 Who's calling? 213 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,243 Then came the in-home visits, 214 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,036 which weirdly always ended up with coaches 215 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,455 giving us a mug. 216 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,332 - Anyone want coffee? - Yeah, thanks. 217 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,628 Oh, this damn apartment. 218 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,755 The landlord never fixes anything. 219 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,632 Sounds like Andre when he sleeps on his back. 220 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,592 My family was still struggling, 221 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:30,866 but I knew college football 222 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,846 could lead to a better future for us. 223 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,347 You gotta go to Notre Dame, man. 224 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,349 You're automatically down with Jesus. 225 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:37,684 I like the Georgia Bulldogs. 226 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,811 Do you remember the time you stole my dog purse? 227 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,271 They're trying to deport me, Dewey. 228 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,815 The feds are the criminals. Bob, say aloha. 229 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:44,983 Aloha. 230 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:48,445 If you join USC, the other teams will be seeing red 231 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:49,821 in a way that I never will. 232 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,030 Nebraska's a no-brainer. 233 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,408 I hear it's called "Big Hair Country." 234 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,702 Don't listen to Big-Hair. Nebraska's defensive scheme 235 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,537 is all wrong for your style of play. 236 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,622 I appreciate the input. 237 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:00,826 Can I ask you something? 238 00:09:00,912 --> 00:09:03,585 Oh, my God, yes, I will go to prom with you. 239 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,963 No, I was gonna ask why Karen still won't talk to me. 240 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:10,300 - Oh, my God. - It's fine, no one noticed. 241 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:11,634 It's been a year. 242 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,595 Do I like that you're poor? No. 243 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,931 But I hate that you lied to me about it. 244 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,808 You didn't even give me a chance. 245 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,869 You know, as much as I hated Karen not talking to me, 246 00:09:22,983 --> 00:09:25,277 it just added fuel to my fire to be great. 247 00:09:25,393 --> 00:09:26,816 Anything come from the University of Miami? 248 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,390 No, UCLA and Washington today. 249 00:09:29,421 --> 00:09:30,820 Hey. 250 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,739 Typical you. 251 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,699 You got all these schools offering you scholarships, 252 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,493 but you want the one that isn't. 253 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,827 They're the national champs, 254 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,913 and if they're not gonna come after me, 255 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,539 then I guess I gotta go after them. 256 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,667 David Scott. 257 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,753 Sup, David Scott. Why aren't you recruiting me? 258 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,046 Who is this? 259 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:51,341 The beast of Bethlehem, Dwayne Johnson. 260 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,718 5-star D-lineman, Freedom High, 261 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,136 Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. 262 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,013 Yeah, look, I'm not familiar... 263 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,515 If you want to let Bobby Bowden beat you 264 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,600 to the best D-lineman in the country, 265 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,685 - that's up to you. - Let me look into it. 266 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,687 Better hurry. I'm making a decision soon. 267 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,983 Hey, kid, I respect the guts you got in calling me. 268 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,694 Gotta go for it, right? 269 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,029 I was feeling strong, 270 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:16,366 full of confidence, and I decided to keep it going. 271 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:17,909 Andrew Carnegie... can I help you? 272 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,160 No thanks. I'm on a roll. 273 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,829 I gotta keep going. 274 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,873 Karen, will you go to prom with me? 275 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,625 Prom? Okay, first off, 276 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:26,876 we haven't talked in, like, a century, 277 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,796 and second, I have a boyfriend now, Kevin. 278 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:33,091 Father, forgive him for he knows not what he does. 279 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:36,052 Father, forgive him because he's a rudy poot candy ass. 280 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,720 Look. 281 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,681 I shouldn't have lied to you about being rich, 282 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,391 and I get why you don't want anything to do with me, 283 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,142 but things are different now. I've changed, 284 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,728 and in a few years, my lie won't be a lie anymore. 285 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:46,980 I'm gonna get into the NFL, 286 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:50,233 and be so rich I can afford a robot maid like Rocky Balboa. 287 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,651 What? 288 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,027 Rocky bought one for Paulie in "Rocky IV." 289 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,737 It doesn't matter. What I'm saying is, 290 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,740 if you ever change your mind, ever, 291 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,076 come find me. You'll know where I am. 292 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,248 All right, class. Andrew Carnegie. 293 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,666 The balls. 294 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,002 Hey, worked with Miami, might work with Karen too. 295 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,420 Wait, what do you mean, Miami? 296 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,701 Dude, they finally recruiting you? 297 00:11:11,795 --> 00:11:13,998 Should be showing up at my place right now for an official visit. 298 00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:15,508 What the hell are you doing here then? 299 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,468 Gotta finish my workout. 300 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,554 The balls. 301 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,515 ? Wheels keep on turning ? 302 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,935 ? Proud Mary keep on burnin' ? 303 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:29,105 ? Rollin', rollin' ? 304 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,567 ? Rollin' on the river ? 305 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,444 Love me some John Fogerty. 306 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,905 Wish I'd brought my harmonica. 307 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,031 Apologies for being late, fellas. 308 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,116 Hey, son. Where you been? 309 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,784 Your mama been singing Creedence for an hour. 310 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,870 "Who'll Stop the Rain," "Put a Candle in the Window..." 311 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,456 At the gym. I lost track of time. 312 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,707 You know how it is when you catch a groove. 313 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,833 Can't cut it short. 314 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,210 You kept us waiting for an hour 315 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,630 because you wanted to finish your damn workout? 316 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,519 I kinda love it. 317 00:11:59,597 --> 00:12:00,845 [bleep], me too, man. 318 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,142 I like that Coach O. 319 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,767 He's like a mix of my mom and Macho Man. 320 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,862 Mm, yeah, he's got great thickness. 321 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,691 You give me a month with him, I'll make him a WWF champion. 322 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,527 Any guy over 200 pounds you say this. 323 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,821 Hey, congrats on Miami, son. 324 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,158 You made it happen for yourself. 325 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,201 And the first thing I'm gonna do 326 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,787 when I get drafted to the NFL is buy you a house. 327 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,080 Oh. 328 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,581 How about you buy us a Cadillac, 329 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,999 and we'll work our way up from there. 330 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,793 No more crappy apartments. 331 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,545 No more broken faucets. No more landlords. 332 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,797 This is gonna be the first house 333 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,967 we've ever owned. I got big dreams for us. 334 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,510 Me too. 335 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,553 My big dream is you. 336 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,975 Mm, my allergies are acting up. 337 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,184 There's a pepper flake in my eye. 338 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,771 I was feeling great, riding high, 339 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,775 but then boom, reality smacked us right in the face. 340 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,819 Excuse me. We live here. 341 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:58,945 What's going on? 342 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,072 The woman in apartment three caught her hair on fire 343 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,533 while trying to cook amphetamines. 344 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,326 Unfortunately, her faucet didn't work, 345 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,079 so she ran outside and tried to jump in the pool next door, 346 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,665 which was bone dry. 347 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,917 She survived the fall, crawled over to the manager's office, 348 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,044 who, upon seeing her disfigured body at the door, 349 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,587 had a heart attack and died. 350 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,216 You know what? A house sounds pretty good. 351 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:21,300 I agree. 352 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,303 So you're saying there's been a pool here this whole time? 353 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,935 So you got that scholarship to Miami, 354 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,895 and then bam, your legs get cut out. 355 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,856 Yeah, there's that rollercoaster again. 356 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,066 But I tell you what, it made me double down on my promise 357 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,527 that I made my parents to buy them a house. 358 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,571 All those places we lived, 359 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,072 we never owned our own house. 360 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,699 Yeah, you just needed to get to the NFL 361 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,034 to make good on that promise. 362 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,578 You know, I really struggled when I first got to Miami, 363 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,580 but I still had good tape to show the scouts, 364 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,541 and I had that Miami cache. I was hopeful. 365 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,335 I still felt like I had a shot at my NFL dream. 366 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,380 Yeah, that's it, sir. Push it. 367 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,840 Push it, 3-6-5. 368 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,718 3-6-6 on leap years, baby. 369 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,762 Laying it on a little thick, don't you think? 370 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,764 Hey, as long as they let me workout here for free 371 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,141 and get ready for the draft, I'll lay it on as thick as... 372 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,185 Hey. Don't worry, sir. 373 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,812 By the time we're done, no one will believe you're 50. 374 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,481 All right, enough. 375 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,191 Lat check. 376 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,448 - Oh, boy! - Ooh! 377 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,783 Look at that. 378 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,326 Looks like a cobra's head. 379 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,786 If I get any more swole, 380 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,098 they're gonna need bigger mirrors. 381 00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:33,247 Could cover a small village from the rain. 382 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,249 I think I'm finally stronger than Gaston 383 00:14:35,381 --> 00:14:37,550 - from "Beauty and the Beast." - Gotta turn my head 384 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,962 just to see the range on these babies. 385 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,635 What about your job? You have any enemies? 386 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,804 They run the Bank of Hawaii like a family. 387 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,180 So if anything, 388 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,695 I've got a bunch of new brothers and sisters. 389 00:14:50,797 --> 00:14:52,350 Who's your least favorite sister? 390 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,310 Oh. 391 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,645 Sorry, Bob. I gotta go. 392 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,902 Dewey needs the phone. 393 00:14:57,012 --> 00:14:58,689 Don't forget to send me some Koko Samoa. 394 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,316 They don't have any here in Tonta. 395 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,109 Tampa. 396 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,486 Yeah, okay, Tampa, Tompa. Goodbye. 397 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,824 Okay, the draft is about to start. 398 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,618 Nobody make any calls for the next two days. 399 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,621 Gotta keep the line open in case an NFL team calls. 400 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,831 Has it started? 401 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,624 Not yet, babe. You're just in time. 402 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,625 Oh, good. 403 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,335 And I told my boss I'm taking tomorrow off. 404 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,629 Didn't say why. I like to create mystery. 405 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,257 Nothing's keeping me from watching Dewey's big moment. 406 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,384 Oh, you don't have to stay for the whole draft, Mom. 407 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,011 It's just gonna be some guys in polo shirts looking at papers. 408 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,721 Okay, great. I'm taking a nap. 409 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,974 Wake me up when something happens. 410 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,642 The draft is seven rounds, 411 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,583 and I just needed one team to give me a shot. 412 00:15:37,692 --> 00:15:39,814 With the first pick in the draft, 413 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,774 Cincinnati Bengals have selected 414 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,610 running back from Penn State Ki-Jana Carter. 415 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,990 Should've been Dwayne Johnson. 416 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,868 With the third choice 417 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,495 in the first round, the Houston Oilers select 418 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,582 quarterback from Alcorn State Steve McNair. 419 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,125 Not mad at a Black quarterback. 420 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,419 That's right. 421 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,255 With the 12th pick in the first round, 422 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,925 Tampa Bay selects defensive tackle University of Miami 423 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,094 Warren Sapp. 424 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,305 Oh, Dewey, it's your friend. 425 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,681 Of course Sapp's coming to Tampa. 426 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,558 Look at the Tampa mascot. 427 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,603 A woman with a mustache holding a knife in her teeth. 428 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,897 Huh. 429 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,859 Third round, Miami Dolphins... 430 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,324 And that concludes day one. 431 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,910 I didn't hear my name called on day one, 432 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,370 but I still felt hopeful about day two. 433 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,455 - Welcome to day two of... - And the 109th pick... 434 00:16:40,757 --> 00:16:42,080 Jack Jackson. 435 00:16:42,213 --> 00:16:45,561 - Jerry Wilson. - It's the 233rd pick. 436 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,719 For the final pick... 437 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,847 249th selection in the 1995 draft... 438 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,600 goes to Michael Reed, 439 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,810 defensive back Boston College. 440 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,688 And he was drafted by the Carolina Panthers 441 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,399 and he'll be big time in Newport Beach. 442 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,442 Thank you. 443 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,402 What's happened? Is it over? 444 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,783 Yeah, it is. 445 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,327 It's really over. 446 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,384 I broke my promise. 447 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,970 I let her down. I let you down too, Dad. 448 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,264 I-I let everyone down. 449 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,477 You're not done. 450 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,813 Trust me, I know from experience, 451 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,898 it ain't over until it's over. 452 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,775 I appreciate your positivity, Dad, 453 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,237 but there's no working the gimmick here. 454 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,199 Babe, you know we love your singing, 455 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,993 but now's not... 456 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,997 I want you to have this, 457 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,790 so no matter how far your journey takes you, 458 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,418 you can play a song and be right back with your family. 459 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,461 Mom, thank you, 460 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,380 but I'm not going anywhere. 461 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,092 Maybe not right away, but you will. 462 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,844 And when you do, 463 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,304 this is your reminder that you're not alone. 464 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,142 You carry all of us with you. 465 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,031 - Hello? - Hello. 466 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,241 Is this the University of Miami's Dwayne Johnson? 467 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,368 Uh, yes, sir, it is. 468 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,292 Hello? 469 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,962 Hello? 470 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,424 Hello? 471 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,219 Hey, you must be Dwayne Johnson! 472 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,513 Well, on behalf of the Calgary Stampeders, 473 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:03,017 welcome to the Canadian Football League! 474 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,437 Hey, what's with the tiny guitar, eh? 475 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,400 I got it from my mom. It's a ukulele. 476 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,486 - That's tiny. - Yeah. 477 00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:15,395 - Canada? - Canada. 478 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,323 Huh. So you kept your dream 479 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,158 of playing professional football alive. 480 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,451 Hell yes, I did. 481 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,911 If they were gonna pay me to play, 482 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,287 then that's where I was gonna go. 483 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,165 You know, look, my goal was to crush it in the CFL 484 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,292 and then get signed by an NFL team. 485 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,987 Well, I would ask you how long 486 00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:31,667 you played pro football in Canada for, 487 00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:34,405 but I have a feeling that's also a story for another time. 488 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,175 And you know it's a great one. 489 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,885 Look, no matter what happens, 490 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,096 whether I become president or not, 491 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,264 I wanted to share some personal stories with people 492 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,600 to show them that I understand where they're coming from, 493 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,102 because I've been there. 494 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,145 Well, thank you so much, candidate Johnson, 495 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,438 for your time, 496 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,357 and best of luck in the election. 497 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,025 Although, I don't think you'll need it. 498 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,610 Well, thank you very much, Randall. 499 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,986 It's my pleasure, 500 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,155 and you always need a little bit of luck. 501 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,867 All right, candidate Johnson. That's a wrap. 502 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,286 Thank you. 503 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,963 Mom? 504 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,464 How'd you know where to find me? 505 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,299 You always find spots like this 506 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,385 where you just come and sit and think 507 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,388 ever since Andre and you and your birds. 508 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,390 Yeah. 509 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,308 These interviews, Mom, I've been doing 510 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,144 has really gotten me nostalgic. 511 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,939 Can you believe how far we've come? 512 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,837 Yes, Dewey, we are blessed. 513 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:36,402 We're very blessed. 514 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,653 I wish Dad could've been here 515 00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:40,204 to see where we're at right now. 516 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,203 He is here. 517 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,164 He's very proud of you. 518 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,875 Yeah. 519 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,210 He's here right now. 520 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,672 What do you think Grandma's saying right now? 521 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,925 "I oughta smack that Dewey." 522 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,221 I better get going. 523 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,098 - Let's go. - Come on. 524 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,975 All right. 525 00:21:08,107 --> 00:21:09,393 We gotta get to a press conference. 526 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,020 Do you want me to write some lines for you? 527 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,354 No, Mom, I'm good. 528 00:21:19,943 --> 00:21:22,698 Mom, I think I might just win this thing. 529 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,825 President Dewey. 530 00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:34,304 - Subs by kinglouisxx - for www.addic7ed.com 38396

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