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I came here on business,
Alecto.

I know, Xena.

You're obsessed with her.

Call it what you will.

I think I've made an
excellent case against her.

I want a judgment, now!

Furies! Ares, god of War,
has need of our judgment.

You've all heard his complaint
against the Warrior Princess.

How do you judge?

It's unanimous.

The Furies have found Xena

guilty,of all charges.

The sentence?

What will it be?
Persecution or madness?

How about,
persecution and madness?

It's,highly unusual to do both.

I'll be most appreciative.

It shall be done.

Hear me, gods and goddesses.

Xena,Warrior Princess,
has committed a terrible crime.

She will be punished
by persecution, and madness.

Cool.

Ah, you're afraid.

Yeah, I'm terrified.I just don't gamble.

You don't gamble?
Xena, who are we kidding here?

Every day of your life is a roll of the die.

Well, what would we bet?

If I win,you have to cook breakfast
for me tomorrow morning.

You call that winning?

Good point.

If I win, you have to collect
all the firewood for one week.

And if I win,

you have to make those little
dumplings with the red stuff inside.

Oh, please.

OK.

Yeah.

All right, to that cypress.

Wait. How big a lead did you say?

Three strides.One, two, three.
OK.On your mark, get set !

Go.

I win!

That is cheating.
OK,cheating's an overstatement.

Hey,boys,out for a morning hunt?

Yeah, and you're the quarry, Xena.

And why is that?

Well, there's a bounty on
your head,and we,plan to

collect it.

You know, fellas, there are
less painful ways

of making a dinar,but, um, if you insist.

Oh, demons of the soul,
over Xena's reason roll.

Replace? sweet illusion
with the poison of delusion.

To Xena's head do not be kind,

for it's your job to
make her lose her mind.

Xena.

Wait!I didn't mean to do that.

Here.All right.OK.

I love the smell of warrior
sweat in the morning.

Go!

This thing is great!

And to think I've only been using it

all these years as a weapon!

Xena, you're acting really strange.

Don't be ridiculous, Mavis.

Alley-oop, Argo!

Hey,I like this.

I can see where I've been!

Xena,now,that,that warrior said that

there's a bounty on your head.

Don't you wanna know what that's about?

But I don't think he's gonna tell me anything.

Why don't you put the pinch on him?

Hah!

I've cut off the flow of blood to

your brain and other pertinent body parts.

So, tell me-,how old were
you when you lost your virginity?

Xena.

Shut up, Mavis, this is important.

Fourteen.

Come on.

OK, OK, nineteen, nineteen.

See,Mavis,all you have to do is act nicely.

Quick!Tell us who put
the bounty on Xena's head.

The priest.

What priest?

The temple of the Furies.

The Furies?

All right, all right.Here's one for you.

What is the capital of Assyria?

Xena, take the pinch off him, now!

Well, all right,but I think

there's still more he could tell us.

Where are you going?

To get something to eat.I'm starved.

What about the Furies?

They can get their own.

Xena, I think something
terrible has happened to you.

You're not thinking clearly.

Well, you know how I am
when I miss breakfast.

No.Look.I think the Furies
are punishing you for something.

Legend has it they punish
with persecution,

which explains the bounty,
and the madness.

Madness?

Yes.

I've never felt better!

Let's go to the temple of the Furies
and find out what's going on.

No.

Please, Xena,Will you do it for me?
Please?

OK.

Go, horsey!

There are many crimes which
the Furies punish with madness.

Why are you telling me this?

I'm not crazy.

What do you think?

I think we have a serious
problem, here, Xena.

I could lose the daisies.

It's not your look that I'm talking about.

It's what's going on inside your head.

You don't wanna go there it's terrifying.

Doesn't that concern you?

What do you think? It's too leafy?

I think I'm gonna get some sleep.

Xena.

Look at you the guilt the shame.

It's stamped on your faces,
clear as mud.

And I won't let you get away with it.

I'm here to avenge your heinous crimes.

I've come to take retribution!

Xena?

I've come to take retribution in flames!

What are you doing?

Delivering the wrath of justice.

These people are evil incarnate.

They must burn.

Xena,what have they done?

What have they done?

Look, can't you see the
women and children?!

They've crucified the
women and children!

Xena, Xena, the only people
here are women and children.

Xena, they're afraid of you.

Give me the torch.

I'm in trouble, aren't I, Gabrielle?

No, we'll get through this.

Xena, we have to get to
the temple of the Furies.

The Furies, right.

I'm sorry.

Xena, pull yourself together.

Pull my finger.

Who's there?

Ah, the Warrior Princess.

You've heard about the bounty, I take it.

The price on my head? Oh, yes.

Well, if it's my head
you want, then take it,

cause frankly, it's driving me crazy!

What's going on with my friend?

The Furies have punished her

with both persecution and madness.

They must be appalled by her crime.

What is it?

A breach of duty that
the Furies are bound to punish.

So, what does she have to do?

Avenge the murder of
a member of her family.

Anyone who says that I didn't avenge

the murder of my brother is a liar.

Xena!

His killer died at my hands.

Not your brother.

Who, then?

Your father.

My, father?

Yes, he was murdered.

By who?

That I don't know.

a's punishment will continue

until this crime is avenged.

Xena,do you wanna sit down?

Xena! Wait! Come back!

Bacchus.

Bacchus.

No! It's me!It's, it's me.
It's Gabrielle.

To the gods.
Now, put that down.

Xena! Look.
To the gods.

Listen to me.

We're worthless insects.
Xena, I'm gonna help you.

They're gonna kill us.

I'll help you if you let me.
I can help, Xena, listen!

Xena, we have to find out
who murdered your father!

Xena, if we can bring him to justice,

we can satisfy the Furies, Xena.

This is what happened to Orestes!

Xena, he didn't avengehis father either!

You know, to the god

we are nothing but dirty little

beetles and they'll kill us for their sport.

Well, I'm sorry,Gabrielle;

you can't come with me but

I can't be trusted, you know?

You behave yourself.

I'm rather ashamed of you.

You behave, or you
don't get to come with us.

She's coming right at us.
Come on, guys.

She's a babbling idiot.

She doesn't even know we're here.

Xena.

Oh, she looks so strange.

What's wrong with her?

Xena, What happened?

Cyrene

She's been driven mad, by the Furies.

She was able to tell you that?

No,she's incoherent.

But ever since I heard what the

Furies did to Orestes,

I've been hoping against

hope this day'dnever arrive.

So, you know what happened to her father.

He was murdered.

Cyrene, do you know who did it?
Cyrene?

Yes.

We have to know.

Maybe, then, we can bring the

murderer tojustice and satisfy the Furies.

Gabrielle,do you think that Xena,

even in this state,could kill her mother?

What?

I killed Xena's father.

Xena was seven.

Her father, came home from the temple

of Ares,drunk,and angry.

He told me Xena had to die.

He was,very confused, Xena.

The priest at the temple must have

told him to sacrifice you to Ares.

Your father was, very
dedicated to the god of war.

I told him that I wouldn't let him do that.

He said he'd-- kill me too, then.

He went to the stables
to sharpen a knife.

He was so,methodical, the way

he planned to kill his own daughter.

I took an axe and, I stopped him.

This is the same mess that Orestes was in.

Yes, the, circumstances are the same.

His mother killed his father,

and so,his, obligation, according to the

code of the Furies, was to kill his mother.

Did it work?

I don't know.

I heard he still lives in
a village not far from here

Andreas.

Maybe I can find him.

Maybe I can find a way
to get us out of this.

Perhaps.

Then I'm off to Andreas.

Xena?

Look, I know you're in there.

Hey, we're gonna get through this.

You know, we always do.

So Mama killed Papa.

Doesn't matter.

You were trying to

save my life, right?

I should be grateful.

But you have to admit,

you did put me in something of a jam,
didn't you?

I have an interesting choice, now.

I can kill you or

I can spend the rest of my life

shuttling between babbling
idiocy and vivid clarity.

Did you know that sanity
is just a veil that the gods

throw over our eyes to stop
us from seeing the truth?

What is the truth, Xena?

That life is a joke!

It's a barroom joke at that!

And you know what the punchline is?

The punchline is that no matter what we do,

we still end up as food for the worms.

Mother, there really is only one way out of this.

Go ahead-- do it.

Oh, no, no.You don't
get out of it that easy.

I leave you to entertain the gods.

I am retiring from the stage.

Xena.

Mother, I am a lunatic
with lethal combat skills.

If I stay around here much longer,

some innocent people are gonna get killed.

I'm doing them a favor.

Xena,what are you doing?

Why am I not surprised to find that

you have an interest in all this?

Of course, I do.

You're my favorite.

I don't wanna see you

throw yourself off some cliff.

If for no other reason, it's such

a tastelessly melodramatic
way out of this life.

Ah, but I'm quite batty,

Ares and I have limited choices.

Madness is a rotten way to go through life.

Now, Xena? Don't do that.

There is another solution.

Killing Mommy? No, I don't think so.

Well, I heard what you said to your mother.

And you were right of course

what you said about life.

I was ranting.

Like a prophet.

Xena, you were never so close to the truth.

If you're trying to convince me

that life's worth living,

this is not a good strategy.

No-- life isn't worth living.

It's to be taken, and beaten, and wrestled,

and formed in your image.

That's where the meaning

lies in what you can twist life into.

For those who just endure life,

yeah-- it is a very nasty joke.

But for those who form it with their will,

the joke is on those who get in the way.

I must be crazy.

You're beginning to make sense.

This melodrama with your
family put it all behind you.

You don't know how common

it is for a jealous man to try and

punish his wife by hurting the child.

Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?

Yes, I think I do.

Satisfy the Furies.

Give your mother to the worms.

You are on the brink of ultimate freedom,
Xena.

Do it.

You'll be reborn into a world of true choice

beyond good and evil.

And not only will Y
ou regain your sanity

but you'll see the world
as few have seen it

as a playground to your will.

Now, do it.

But how will the Furies know if I do it?

They'll know.

But how?

They'll know.

You expect me to trust you?

I'm crazy; I'm not stupid.

If I'm gonna whack Mamma,

I wanna get something out of it.

I want to know that
the Furies are watching!

They'll see it. It's a god thing.

I won't do it unless
it's in front of the Furies!

All right,it can be arranged.

Good, I'll get Mom.

Xena, you're all right.

I'm anything but all right, Mother.

Yes, of course.

I'm so sorry this happened to you.

Maybe Gabrielle'll find a

Stop it!

Gabrielle couldn't save
a cat in a sack without me.

She's a useless little pissant,

really now that I see things clearly.

That's not true.

And I don't think you're
seeing things clearly at all.

No matter.

I'm crazy and you're dead.

Let's go.

What are you saying?!

Don't push it with me, Mother.

Xena

if that's what you feel you have to do

Oh-- the self-sacrificing mother.

That's such a tired cliche'.

Tell me, Mother.

When you and Daddy were rolling

around like a pair of crazed weasels,
was it good?

Please, Xena.
Let's just get this over with.

I have a right to know about the act

that brought me into
this miserable world.

I will not talk about that!

I'm losing patience with you.

Your father was away at war.

Suddenly, one night,

he was there with me.

And, yes, it was good!

Thank you, Mother.

As you say let's get this over with.

I don't understand.

This is an asylum.

Are you sure we're
talking about the same man?

That's right. Here he is.

See for yourself.

Orestes? .

So he didn't do it

Didn't do what?

He didn't avenge his father's murder.

Oh, yeah, he did.

He killed his mother,

Clytemnestra.

But I thought that--

that he'd be liberated from

his madness if he killed his mother?

Yeah.

Ahh-- it's all a lie.

If they persecuted him for
not avenging his father's murder,

what were they going to do
to him for killing his mother?

There was no way out for him.

Furies, hear me!

I, Ares, god of war,

demand your presence

at this act of redemption!

She's the murderess?

And the avenging party?

Don't! Xena, it won't do any good!

Sometimes, that is the
only way to shut her up.

Is there a problem, Xena?

Why am I doing this?

She killed your father.

You have to avenge his death or the

Furies will torment you for eternity.

Yadda, yadda, yadda-- go.

All right.

She killed my father?

Yes! Murdered him in cold blood.
Show her no mercy.

But how could she kill my father

when my father is very much alive?

Right, Daddy?

If you've noticed, she is crazy.

Yeah, I'm completely out of my gourd

and I might cut Mommy up later, just for fun

but not because she killed my father.

Because you're my father.

Look at that hunk of
burning love you had, Mom.

This is nonsense.

Don't you think Cyrene might have

mentioned this before now?

That's not a very good explanation,
Daddy.

Gabrielle, tell him.

Do the bard thing.

The legends say tha

Ares takes the form of his warriors

and he visits their wives

while they're away at battle.

Mom, tell him.

The night Xena was conceived,

my husband came home
unexpectedly from war.

This is ridiculous.

Do you ladies eavesdrop on us

whackos when you're tormenting us?

Frequently, yes.

Did you hear that little chit-chat

that Daddy and I had on

the cliff when he thought

I was gonna throw myself over?

Had you going there, didn't I?

Well, did you?

: Yes.

You ladies do dress the part,
don't you?

Did you wonder why Ares used

the word 'jealous' when referring

about my alleged father?

That was odd. Why jealous?

I mean, he was jealous in the attention

Cyrene showed Xena.

It's a common phenomenon.

Oh. Now, here's my theory.

Ares and Mom do their thing;

she gets ripe with me; and then,

shortly after that, her husband

comes home from war,

and he thinks that his manhood did the trick.

Well, I pop out, and he thinks he's my father.

Well, things go on like this for years,

and then one night, at the Temple of Ares,

someone maybe a drunken
priest maybe you,spills the beans.

A jealous rage ensues.

Mom does her thing with the axe,

and-- hah! Here we are.

You're not buying any of this.

I am _not_ the father.

Why would he go to all this

trouble just to drive you insane?

Because a mad Xena would be

more sympathetic to his quaint world view.

And you were right.

I meant it when I said that you

were beginning to make sense to me.

But the best bit-- the best bit of all

and this is a proud daughter talking

is when I kill Mom

thereby dooming myself forever to insanity

and complete dependence on you.

I have ways to prove it.

What's that?

We fight.

If I'm half god, I should
be able to hold my own.

And if I'm not

well, surely the god of war will win.

This is ridiculous.

What are you afraid of, Ares?

Me 'cause he knows that
I'm half god and all crazy.

Hey, come on, you two

you're not gonna get it again,are you?

I'm gonna use you as a shield,
Gabrielle

just kidding.

I win!

Well,I think I've proved my point.

Girls, he's been giving you rotten fruit.

Well, as I was say,
I think I've proved my point.

Agreed.

Mother.

Zeus and the other gods will hear

about this betrayal of a sacred trust.

We'll talk later about the fruit.

I've been on the outs with the family before.

They need me.

You don't really think
I'm your father, do you?

It doesn't matter.

The Furies think you are.

That's all that counts.

That-- was brilliant.

If I was your father,

I'd be very-- very proud of you.

I still don't get what you see in her.

Xena, you knew what
your mom would say

about the night of your conception.

And you knew exactly what I would say.

Well, I don't know if
I like being that predictable.

I knew you were gonna say that.

Xena, your father.

Um,I'll collect some more firewood.

I took him away from you.

Mother.

It seemed-- like the only way.

I'm sure it was.

I never really knew him.

I, the hardest thing for me
was giving up the hope.

Hope.

I kept hoping that maybe

I'd run into him, somewhere.

Understand-- understand myself.

I know that will never be.

Can you ever forgive me?

There is nothing to forgive.

You saved my life.

I owe you my thanks.

I'm sorry that you had to
carry this alone all these years.

We'll go on.

We'll be stronger than before.

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