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Three! 17 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,955 [Tigers] Ha! 18 00:02:11,989 --> 00:02:14,959 [young Danny] One! Two! Three! 19 00:02:14,991 --> 00:02:16,293 [Tigers] Ha! 20 00:02:16,326 --> 00:02:18,862 [young Danny] One! Two! 21 00:02:18,895 --> 00:02:20,563 - Three! - [Tigers] Ha! 22 00:02:20,597 --> 00:02:21,932 - [scrapes] - One! 23 00:02:21,965 --> 00:02:23,433 Two! 24 00:02:23,467 --> 00:02:24,935 Three! 25 00:02:24,967 --> 00:02:26,069 - [young Hing] One! - One! 26 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:28,673 [young Danny] Two! Three! 27 00:02:28,705 --> 00:02:29,806 [Tigers] Ha! 28 00:02:30,873 --> 00:02:32,342 Hold. 29 00:02:32,376 --> 00:02:35,346 [indistinct TV chatter] 30 00:02:45,688 --> 00:02:46,691 Point the toe. 31 00:02:50,661 --> 00:02:52,663 [sighs] 32 00:02:55,032 --> 00:02:56,334 Eagle. 33 00:02:58,502 --> 00:02:59,737 [inhales] 34 00:03:01,405 --> 00:03:02,840 [exhales] 35 00:03:04,907 --> 00:03:06,009 Lower. 36 00:03:06,043 --> 00:03:07,712 - But Sifu... - Lower. 37 00:03:07,745 --> 00:03:09,313 [farts] 38 00:03:12,582 --> 00:03:13,918 [groans] 39 00:03:25,763 --> 00:03:27,331 [metal clanking] 40 00:03:27,931 --> 00:03:29,067 I'm sorry, Sifu. 41 00:03:29,733 --> 00:03:30,768 I'm sorry. 42 00:03:36,639 --> 00:03:37,774 [young Danny groans] 43 00:03:38,474 --> 00:03:39,509 Who did this? 44 00:03:42,545 --> 00:03:43,813 [young Danny] Carter. 45 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:47,685 He said his gung fu was better so I challenged him to abeimo. 46 00:03:47,717 --> 00:03:50,120 But I won, Sifu. I won for our honor. 47 00:03:51,854 --> 00:03:52,856 Bite. 48 00:03:54,056 --> 00:03:55,393 [Cheung sighs] 49 00:04:01,031 --> 00:04:02,066 - [grunts] - [bones crack] 50 00:04:09,673 --> 00:04:10,707 [Cheung] Honor... 51 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,416 Gung fu without honor... 52 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:21,985 is just fighting. 53 00:04:25,622 --> 00:04:27,824 No more beimo. 54 00:04:28,925 --> 00:04:30,927 No more challenges. 55 00:04:30,961 --> 00:04:32,396 [all] Yes, Sifu. 56 00:04:35,565 --> 00:04:37,567 [upbeat music] 57 00:04:44,540 --> 00:04:46,076 ♪ Ah ♪ 58 00:04:46,108 --> 00:04:48,111 ♪ Sport that look Full looking like champ ♪ 59 00:04:48,144 --> 00:04:49,212 ♪ Got a 80 from the truck ♪ 60 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:52,582 [all yelling and grunting] 61 00:04:53,983 --> 00:04:56,420 [indistinct lyrics] 62 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,628 - Whoa. - Whoa. 63 00:05:04,661 --> 00:05:07,464 [indistinct lyrics] 64 00:05:07,497 --> 00:05:11,034 [teen Hing] We have master of karate and his disciples. 65 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:13,170 [growling] 66 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:21,978 - [teen Hing] Hey, Jim, hey! - Hmm. 67 00:05:23,613 --> 00:05:24,649 Woo. 68 00:05:28,718 --> 00:05:30,021 - [grunts] - [teen Hing] Oh! 69 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:33,557 - [grunts] - [teen Hing] Oh! Ooh! 70 00:05:33,589 --> 00:05:35,125 [indistinct lyrics] 71 00:05:35,158 --> 00:05:36,860 - [grunts] - [teen Hing] Ooh! 72 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,695 Ooh, that is it. 73 00:05:38,728 --> 00:05:40,163 ♪ Go get wild To a hard-core beat ♪ 74 00:05:40,197 --> 00:05:41,632 [teen Jim] Let's go, Hing! 75 00:05:41,665 --> 00:05:42,867 [teen Jim] You got the fat one. 76 00:05:42,899 --> 00:05:45,569 ♪ That you gonna Leave the room... ♪ 77 00:05:45,968 --> 00:05:47,137 [grunts] 78 00:05:52,942 --> 00:05:55,045 [grunting] 79 00:05:57,814 --> 00:05:59,683 [teen Hing] Go Dai Si-Hing. Let's go, Danny! 80 00:05:59,716 --> 00:06:01,085 ♪ Ah ♪ 81 00:06:01,117 --> 00:06:03,920 ♪ Bust a rhyme In another style ♪ 82 00:06:03,954 --> 00:06:06,723 ♪ So get that whistle... ♪ 83 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,593 [teen Hing whistles] [teen Hing] Finish him! 84 00:06:09,692 --> 00:06:11,161 We're getting pizza! 85 00:06:11,194 --> 00:06:13,997 [teen Hing] Oh-hohoho! [laughs] 86 00:06:14,031 --> 00:06:15,598 [teen Hing] Hey, Danny. 87 00:06:15,632 --> 00:06:16,667 Getting ready for the fight? 88 00:06:16,699 --> 00:06:17,800 Yeah, man. 89 00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:19,036 Who are your friends here? 90 00:06:19,069 --> 00:06:21,237 [indistinct chatter] 91 00:06:21,271 --> 00:06:23,040 - [Jim] No way! - [Hing] What are you wearing? 92 00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:24,841 You look like you're out of a kung fu movie. 93 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:27,011 Whoa, no, no, bro, straight out of a fortune cookie. 94 00:06:27,043 --> 00:06:28,111 Look at the duds. 95 00:06:28,144 --> 00:06:30,113 Whoa, ey, ey! 96 00:06:30,146 --> 00:06:31,548 All right, All right. 97 00:06:31,581 --> 00:06:32,783 You ready, Danny? 98 00:06:33,216 --> 00:06:34,285 All right. 99 00:06:35,017 --> 00:06:37,120 Beimo! 100 00:06:37,153 --> 00:06:39,723 [teen Hing] Let's go, Dai Si-Hing! 101 00:06:39,755 --> 00:06:41,691 Versus Carter. 102 00:06:41,725 --> 00:06:44,194 - Good, man. - Danny's just toying with him. 103 00:06:44,226 --> 00:06:45,862 [teen Hing laughs] 104 00:06:45,896 --> 00:06:47,865 - [teen Hing] Ooh, Carter. - [grunts] 105 00:06:47,898 --> 00:06:49,267 Oh-hohoho! 106 00:06:50,199 --> 00:06:51,235 [crowd] Oh! 107 00:06:52,269 --> 00:06:54,170 [teen Hing] Here, Danny. 108 00:06:54,204 --> 00:06:57,174 [teen Jim] Here we go, Hing! Three Tigers, baby! 109 00:06:57,206 --> 00:06:58,742 [indistinct lyrics] 110 00:06:58,774 --> 00:06:59,943 Oh, ow! 111 00:06:59,976 --> 00:07:01,311 Yes, yes, Hing! 112 00:07:01,345 --> 00:07:02,780 You nearly killed the guy! 113 00:07:03,947 --> 00:07:05,348 [teen Hing] Go, go, go, Jim! 114 00:07:05,382 --> 00:07:07,117 Show him some gung fu! 115 00:07:07,149 --> 00:07:09,019 Oh, shit, the cops. Look, the cops. 116 00:07:09,052 --> 00:07:10,321 Let's go, Jim! 117 00:07:12,021 --> 00:07:14,057 - [all laughing] - [indistinct lyrics] 118 00:07:14,091 --> 00:07:16,326 Carter always loses. 119 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,062 I'm not gonna take my jacket off this time. 120 00:07:18,095 --> 00:07:19,797 Watch. 121 00:07:19,829 --> 00:07:21,097 [teen Hing] Okay, Dai Si-Hing? 122 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:28,306 [grunting] 123 00:07:39,115 --> 00:07:41,017 [teen Hing] Oh! Oh! 124 00:07:41,050 --> 00:07:42,986 Undefeated! 125 00:07:43,019 --> 00:07:44,854 - Danny Eight Hands. - [laughs] 126 00:07:44,887 --> 00:07:46,155 The Three Tigers, baby. 127 00:07:46,189 --> 00:07:47,157 - What do we say? - Forever. 128 00:07:47,189 --> 00:07:49,158 - [teen Hing] Come on, open it. - [Danny exhales] 129 00:07:49,192 --> 00:07:50,627 [teen Jim] God, God, God. 130 00:07:53,963 --> 00:07:55,165 [teen Hing] What does it say? 131 00:07:56,932 --> 00:07:57,901 - I'm in. - [Jim gasps] 132 00:07:57,934 --> 00:08:00,638 - You're going to Japan? - We're going to Japan! 133 00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:01,904 [all laugh] 134 00:08:01,937 --> 00:08:03,807 [overlapping chatter] 135 00:08:03,839 --> 00:08:05,041 We're gonna be rich! 136 00:08:05,074 --> 00:08:06,409 [laughing] 137 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:09,145 [all] Japan, Japan, Japan! 138 00:08:09,812 --> 00:08:12,149 [pensive music] 139 00:08:19,723 --> 00:08:22,660 Shi-Gong, welcome the new disciples to our clan. 140 00:08:25,327 --> 00:08:27,697 [pensive music] 141 00:08:34,203 --> 00:08:36,439 I swear I will always honor my sifu. 142 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:40,309 I will be loyal to my brothers and I will defend the weak. 143 00:08:40,342 --> 00:08:45,048 This I promise as a disciple to the very day I die. 144 00:08:45,081 --> 00:08:47,217 [pensive music] 145 00:09:11,341 --> 00:09:13,711 [pensive music continues] 146 00:09:31,227 --> 00:09:33,129 [beeping] 147 00:09:33,163 --> 00:09:34,465 [camera shutters click] 148 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,409 [Danny] Right. 149 00:09:48,211 --> 00:09:50,514 Come on, man, someone please leave. 150 00:09:50,547 --> 00:09:52,316 Anybody, anybody? 151 00:09:52,349 --> 00:09:53,383 Are you leaving? 152 00:09:53,416 --> 00:09:55,052 [Danny] There. 153 00:09:55,085 --> 00:09:56,454 Here we go, here we go. 154 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:02,092 [horn honks] 155 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:04,427 Yo! Okay, yeah, just go through. 156 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:08,765 All right. 157 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,035 Don't... don't put... Don't put it... 158 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:14,471 Oh, come on. 159 00:10:19,241 --> 00:10:20,376 Just put it in! 160 00:10:20,409 --> 00:10:21,944 Come on! 161 00:10:21,977 --> 00:10:23,813 [murmurs] 162 00:10:23,846 --> 00:10:25,348 [car door closes] 163 00:10:25,381 --> 00:10:26,916 - I'll be back in a minute, lady. - What, you can't! 164 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:31,188 - Just one minute, just one. - Ah, uh... your car. 165 00:10:33,222 --> 00:10:34,290 [Danny] Hey. 166 00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:36,225 - Hi. - Which one's the fastest? 167 00:10:36,259 --> 00:10:37,894 [operator] Your call has been forwarded 168 00:10:37,927 --> 00:10:39,797 to an automated voice messaging system. 169 00:10:42,231 --> 00:10:44,067 I'm sorry, baby, he's not answering. 170 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,502 Could you call again? 171 00:10:45,534 --> 00:10:48,038 Honey, I don't think we can keep on waiting. 172 00:10:49,905 --> 00:10:51,841 Hey, we can go to the comic store. 173 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:54,043 You know, another weekend reading with mom? 174 00:10:54,577 --> 00:10:56,245 No, yeah. 175 00:10:56,278 --> 00:10:57,514 I'm sick of that, too. 176 00:10:57,547 --> 00:10:59,115 [sighs] 177 00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:01,317 [Danny] Boom! 178 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:02,519 Hey, buddy. 179 00:11:02,552 --> 00:11:03,787 Sorry to keep you waiting. 180 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:06,890 But I had to go I clear across town to get you this, like it? 181 00:11:06,923 --> 00:11:08,325 - [Ed] Yeah! - Yeah? It's cool, right? 182 00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:10,393 Just look at that little antenna too so check it out. 183 00:11:10,427 --> 00:11:11,361 You got a supercharger here 184 00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:13,197 and it's really cool, it's really amazing. 185 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:15,032 Hey, Caryn! 186 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,600 You're looking great, I love the hair. 187 00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:17,935 It's very now. 188 00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:19,368 Ever the charmer. 189 00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:21,437 Mm-hm, yeah. So we really should get going. 190 00:11:21,471 --> 00:11:22,572 I got a big day ahead of us. 191 00:11:22,605 --> 00:11:24,207 Hey, a big day. 192 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,076 What you got planned? 193 00:11:26,109 --> 00:11:28,512 Well, we got the whole weekend ahead of us to, you know, 194 00:11:28,544 --> 00:11:31,247 two full days of all kinds of stuff. 195 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,115 - Stuff? - Mm-hm. 196 00:11:33,149 --> 00:11:34,551 Well, day and a half now, so... 197 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:36,118 Nah, it's plenty of time. 198 00:11:36,152 --> 00:11:37,421 To? 199 00:11:39,322 --> 00:11:41,491 To go to... 200 00:11:44,326 --> 00:11:45,562 Magic Land. 201 00:11:47,563 --> 00:11:49,466 Ma... Magic Land? 202 00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:51,301 - [Danny] You got it, buddy. - Magic Land? 203 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,568 It was supposed to be a surprise, 204 00:11:52,601 --> 00:11:54,170 but, hey, did you bring swim trunks? 205 00:11:54,203 --> 00:11:56,539 Don't worry about it. We could pick some up on the way. 206 00:11:56,572 --> 00:11:58,241 Hey, isn't that a bit much? 207 00:11:58,274 --> 00:12:00,043 By the time you get through the gates, it'll be dark. 208 00:12:00,076 --> 00:12:02,379 We're gonna make it, I promise. 209 00:12:02,412 --> 00:12:04,447 - I promise. - Let's go, let's go, let's go! 210 00:12:05,548 --> 00:12:07,116 [mouths] 211 00:12:07,149 --> 00:12:08,985 [kids laughing in distance] 212 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,053 Okay. 213 00:12:10,519 --> 00:12:11,521 Yes! 214 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:15,192 - [Caryn] Hey. - Hmm? 215 00:12:15,225 --> 00:12:18,195 You said you wanted 50/50, right? 216 00:12:18,227 --> 00:12:21,264 When you say you're gonna do something, do it. 217 00:12:21,932 --> 00:12:23,966 My word is bond. 218 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,568 Cross my heart, hope to die. 219 00:12:26,568 --> 00:12:28,337 [Danny] I got it. 220 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:30,240 There's fireworks, we gotta stay for that. 221 00:12:30,273 --> 00:12:32,576 - Yes! - 10:00 p.m., I think, uh... 222 00:12:32,609 --> 00:12:34,478 that should be pretty fun. Okay, all right. 223 00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:35,611 There he is. That's him! 224 00:12:35,645 --> 00:12:38,115 All right, all right, calm down. I'll take care of it. 225 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,149 - Hey, bud, is this you? - Yep, it is. 226 00:12:40,182 --> 00:12:41,585 I told her I'd be back in a minute. 227 00:12:41,618 --> 00:12:43,253 - [man] A minute? - Don't worry about it. 228 00:12:43,285 --> 00:12:44,253 [woman] I had an appointment! 229 00:12:44,287 --> 00:12:46,322 I've been here for 10, she's been here for 20. 230 00:12:46,355 --> 00:12:48,357 - [woman] I'm late! - Hey! 231 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,660 - I'm talking to you, dork! - Mm, hi. 232 00:12:50,693 --> 00:12:52,328 You think you own this place? 233 00:12:52,361 --> 00:12:54,197 Don't you people know how to park? 234 00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:56,600 No, can't park, can't drive, can't help it. 235 00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:00,370 - [horn honks] - [engine starts] 236 00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:06,176 - [Ed] Dad? - [Danny] Yeah, buddy? 237 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:08,144 Do you know any kung fu? 238 00:13:08,177 --> 00:13:09,947 First of all, it's called gung fu. 239 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:11,348 That's how we say it in Chinese. 240 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,115 But, no, I don't, why? 241 00:13:13,149 --> 00:13:14,183 I saw pictures. 242 00:13:14,216 --> 00:13:15,686 - Where? - [Ed] In the garage. 243 00:13:15,719 --> 00:13:17,421 There's a bunch of pictures. 244 00:13:17,453 --> 00:13:19,355 All right, all right, you got me. 245 00:13:19,389 --> 00:13:21,658 That was a very, very, very long time ago. 246 00:13:21,691 --> 00:13:23,493 Who's the old guy? 247 00:13:23,525 --> 00:13:24,627 [Danny] The old guy? 248 00:13:26,663 --> 00:13:28,097 That was our teacher. 249 00:13:29,032 --> 00:13:30,134 We called him "Sifu". 250 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,269 - You know what that means? - Mm-mm. 251 00:13:33,302 --> 00:13:36,005 Si means master. 252 00:13:36,038 --> 00:13:37,307 Fu means father. 253 00:13:39,274 --> 00:13:40,644 Can you show me gung fu? 254 00:13:42,077 --> 00:13:43,179 [Danny] What for? 255 00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:46,383 Listen, a lot of boneheads think 256 00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:48,251 they can solve everything with their fists, 257 00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,086 like that guy back there, right? 258 00:13:51,053 --> 00:13:52,355 You know what to do? 259 00:13:52,389 --> 00:13:54,490 [Danny] You do what dad did, you just be a bigger man 260 00:13:54,524 --> 00:13:55,525 and walk away. 261 00:13:57,394 --> 00:14:00,129 Hey, so what's the first thing you wanna do in Magic Land, huh? 262 00:14:00,697 --> 00:14:02,698 Mount Splash! 263 00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:05,434 Mount Splash, that's right. 264 00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:08,004 Now we're gonna do that first and then we're gonna do... 265 00:14:08,038 --> 00:14:10,639 - [Danny] Vanilla Chunky Pie! - Vanilla Chunky Pie! 266 00:14:10,673 --> 00:14:12,142 That's right. 267 00:14:12,174 --> 00:14:13,743 [cell phone rings] 268 00:14:14,677 --> 00:14:16,080 Please don't answer. 269 00:14:17,714 --> 00:14:19,350 Please, please, don't. 270 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,285 Hello? 271 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:26,255 [Danny] Wait, what do you mean it didn't go through? 272 00:14:26,288 --> 00:14:29,192 We, we had everything signed for. 273 00:14:29,225 --> 00:14:31,728 I understand, I'm on it right now. 274 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,796 [Danny] I give you my word that it's gonna be fixed 275 00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:36,100 before you get to the office, yes. 276 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:38,568 [door opens] 277 00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:53,417 [Danny] Getting really heavy, you know that? 278 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,295 [keys jingling] 279 00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:23,446 [suspenseful music] 280 00:15:25,548 --> 00:15:27,417 - [grunts] - Ah! 281 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,618 [Hing] Tiger pounces on cave! 282 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:30,453 [both grunt] 283 00:15:31,687 --> 00:15:33,322 Come on, show me what you got! 284 00:15:33,355 --> 00:15:35,859 - No. - Seriously, nothing? 285 00:15:35,892 --> 00:15:37,294 - Oh! - [Hing] What about now? 286 00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:38,427 - What about now? - Jesus. 287 00:15:38,461 --> 00:15:40,197 [groans, pants] 288 00:15:42,398 --> 00:15:43,867 - Ah Hing? - Yeah! 289 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,434 What are you, crazy? 290 00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:46,569 What the hell's wrong with you? 291 00:15:46,602 --> 00:15:49,205 What's wrong with you? I... Whoa. 292 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,141 [Hing] Hey, kid. He yours? 293 00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:53,409 Hey. [panting] 294 00:15:53,442 --> 00:15:55,846 [Hing] He's a good-looking kid. Doesn't look like you at all. 295 00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:57,480 [Hing] How can you forget? 296 00:15:57,514 --> 00:16:00,116 I mean, "Tiger pounces from cave!" 297 00:16:00,149 --> 00:16:02,685 You just sink, twist under, elbow strike! 298 00:16:02,719 --> 00:16:03,787 Wanna go again? 299 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,122 I'm retired. 300 00:16:06,589 --> 00:16:08,525 Look at that. 301 00:16:08,557 --> 00:16:10,793 A gung fu man's always ready, Dai Si-Hing. 302 00:16:10,826 --> 00:16:12,696 [Danny shushing] 303 00:16:16,466 --> 00:16:17,600 [sighs] 304 00:16:31,847 --> 00:16:33,149 You doing all right? 305 00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:34,283 What, this? 306 00:16:36,351 --> 00:16:39,689 Fell off a scaffold at work about ten years ago. 307 00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:43,759 Shit, man. 308 00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:46,663 Yeah, it was their busted equipment anyways. 309 00:16:46,696 --> 00:16:47,831 Now I get a fat check every month 310 00:16:47,864 --> 00:16:48,899 for the rest of my life. 311 00:16:48,932 --> 00:16:50,533 Hmm. Pretty sweet. 312 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:56,238 Sifu taught you Chinese medicine. 313 00:16:56,272 --> 00:16:58,807 Don't you have like some way to heal it? 314 00:16:58,841 --> 00:16:59,909 [laughs] 315 00:17:03,613 --> 00:17:05,215 [Hing] You didn't hear? 316 00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:08,285 Sifu's dead. 317 00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:15,925 What? 318 00:17:16,692 --> 00:17:18,627 Heart attack. 319 00:17:18,661 --> 00:17:20,596 [Hing] Out behind the restaurant. 320 00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:22,466 The other cooks found him in the morning. 321 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,403 He must have been there the whole night. 322 00:17:27,436 --> 00:17:28,904 How, how was he doing? 323 00:17:28,938 --> 00:17:30,674 Was he sick at all? 324 00:17:30,707 --> 00:17:33,677 I haven't seen the old man in 15 years. 325 00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,546 I'm lucky I still found you here. 326 00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:38,482 Funeral's tomorrow. 327 00:17:39,582 --> 00:17:41,885 Yeah, yeah, of course. 328 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:43,586 I'll drop Ed off with his mom. 329 00:17:45,721 --> 00:17:47,356 Should we tell Jim? 330 00:17:50,826 --> 00:17:52,496 I'm not going if he's going. 331 00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:00,002 [Danny] Hey, buddy. 332 00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:04,007 We're gonna go and do Magic Land next weekend, okay? 333 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,308 I swear. 334 00:18:10,846 --> 00:18:12,749 Buddy. 335 00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:14,850 I need you to do me one last thing. 336 00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:17,487 If your mom asks about yesterday, 337 00:18:17,519 --> 00:18:19,823 tell her that we went to Magic Land like we said we did. 338 00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:22,259 Isn't that lying? 339 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:23,626 [Danny] Yes. 340 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,496 Yes, it is, but it would hurt her even more 341 00:18:26,528 --> 00:18:29,031 if she found out that we didn't go. 342 00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:32,335 She might not let us spend time together anymore. 343 00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:33,470 Don't you wanna see me again? 344 00:18:35,305 --> 00:18:36,706 Promise to say we went? 345 00:18:36,739 --> 00:18:38,307 [sighs] 346 00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:41,043 Promise. 347 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,645 [doorbell rings] 348 00:18:44,047 --> 00:18:45,848 [horn honks] 349 00:18:45,882 --> 00:18:47,851 [tires screech] 350 00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:51,855 [cell phone rings] 351 00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:57,594 You begged me to do 50/50. 352 00:18:57,626 --> 00:18:58,961 You wanted to be a part of this. 353 00:18:58,994 --> 00:19:00,362 [Caryn] And now you drop off your son 354 00:19:00,395 --> 00:19:01,630 like he's some sort of pet? 355 00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:04,867 Danny, stop making me out to be the bad guy. 356 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:06,769 Call me back. 357 00:19:07,804 --> 00:19:08,872 [sighs] 358 00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:10,974 Ed? 359 00:19:12,775 --> 00:19:14,278 Ed. 360 00:19:17,913 --> 00:19:19,950 Did he even take you to Magic Land? 361 00:19:22,684 --> 00:19:24,887 We had Vanilla Chunky Pie. 362 00:19:28,391 --> 00:19:30,826 [light music] 363 00:19:43,905 --> 00:19:46,742 [indistinct chatter] 364 00:19:46,776 --> 00:19:48,577 Shit, it's Carter. 365 00:19:48,611 --> 00:19:49,579 Where? 366 00:19:49,612 --> 00:19:51,548 - [Hing] Ah, yeah, that's him. - [Danny] Yeah. 367 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:52,615 [Hing] He's a lot bigger. 368 00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:54,417 All right, here they come. 369 00:19:57,886 --> 00:19:59,788 - Sifu Wong. - Sifu Wong. 370 00:19:59,821 --> 00:20:02,024 Eh, just the two of you? 371 00:20:02,057 --> 00:20:03,359 What about, Ah... 372 00:20:04,026 --> 00:20:05,762 Oh, uh, Ah Jim? Uh... 373 00:20:05,795 --> 00:20:09,132 - He's, uh, really busy. - Yeah. 374 00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,767 Do you have the funeral cloth? 375 00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:13,635 Uh... 376 00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:14,971 Wait here. 377 00:20:21,109 --> 00:20:22,144 There's a lot more people 378 00:20:22,178 --> 00:20:23,213 - than I thought. - Yeah. 379 00:20:23,246 --> 00:20:25,882 A great gung fu master deserves nothing less. 380 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,451 It's a disgrace his disciples 381 00:20:28,483 --> 00:20:29,885 don't show their faces until today. 382 00:20:29,919 --> 00:20:31,121 How you doing, Carter? 383 00:20:31,153 --> 00:20:32,756 Sifu Carter. 384 00:20:32,788 --> 00:20:33,823 I run the school now. 385 00:20:33,855 --> 00:20:35,424 Well, Carter... 386 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:37,794 Not that I have to explain anything to you 387 00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:39,729 but I just heard about everything last night. 388 00:20:39,761 --> 00:20:43,133 Well, my Sifu took care of all this here, doing your job. 389 00:20:43,165 --> 00:20:44,666 Showing up late to the funeral 390 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,903 dressed in thrift-store suits, totally shameful. 391 00:20:46,935 --> 00:20:48,737 You look skinny, what are you, sick? 392 00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:50,507 You don't look skinny, what are you, sick? 393 00:20:50,539 --> 00:20:51,941 I'm not fat, I'm bloated. 394 00:20:51,973 --> 00:20:53,409 We just had pasta. 395 00:20:53,442 --> 00:20:54,544 Pasta for breakfast? 396 00:20:54,577 --> 00:20:56,145 That's right, breakfast pasta. You never heard of it? 397 00:20:56,179 --> 00:20:57,013 [Carter] Sounds really healthy. 398 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,449 You look like a fat Asian Mr. Rogers. 399 00:20:59,481 --> 00:21:00,884 You know, you should really watch the testosterone 400 00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:02,785 because it makes your... 401 00:21:06,588 --> 00:21:07,590 [Wong] Here. 402 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,162 [groans] 403 00:21:14,663 --> 00:21:17,433 I've been doing a lot of push-ups, core workouts. 404 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:18,568 Chest got a lot bigger. 405 00:21:18,601 --> 00:21:19,903 Yeah. 406 00:21:19,935 --> 00:21:21,703 - I got you. - Just... 407 00:21:21,737 --> 00:21:23,840 - Watch, watch the hair. - Okay, no, don't worry. 408 00:21:23,873 --> 00:21:25,909 [somber music] 409 00:21:55,637 --> 00:21:59,875 [indistinct whisperings] 410 00:22:07,817 --> 00:22:10,153 Hey, hey, hey, yo, let's take a picture with the master, yeah? 411 00:22:10,185 --> 00:22:12,554 Little selfie style, cuz, yes, sir. 412 00:22:12,587 --> 00:22:14,089 Let's see, this... that's one's a good one. 413 00:22:14,123 --> 00:22:16,893 [overlapping chatter] 414 00:22:16,925 --> 00:22:18,494 [in Cantonese Chinese] 415 00:22:18,528 --> 00:22:21,064 - [Boi] Mm-hm, that's... - [Fu] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 416 00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:24,567 Do something. 417 00:22:24,599 --> 00:22:26,502 They're making it look like he was their sifu. 418 00:22:27,603 --> 00:22:28,971 Let's take these K-pop rejects. 419 00:22:29,005 --> 00:22:31,241 Hang on. 420 00:22:31,273 --> 00:22:34,610 I don't think Sifu would want a brawl at his funeral. 421 00:22:35,611 --> 00:22:36,780 [sighs] 422 00:22:39,615 --> 00:22:42,685 [background chatter] 423 00:22:46,721 --> 00:22:47,757 [scoffs] 424 00:22:50,192 --> 00:22:51,528 You guys are useless! 425 00:22:55,131 --> 00:22:56,132 [both] What'd he say? 426 00:22:58,267 --> 00:23:01,871 [Wong] You know, before any of you were even born, 427 00:23:01,903 --> 00:23:04,140 I was a cook just like your Sifu. 428 00:23:05,740 --> 00:23:08,144 He lent me the money to open this school. 429 00:23:09,711 --> 00:23:12,516 I always told him that he could open a school, too, 430 00:23:13,316 --> 00:23:14,985 and have more students, 431 00:23:16,152 --> 00:23:17,787 and have a bigger family. 432 00:23:21,156 --> 00:23:23,659 I think Sifu was just happy being a cook 433 00:23:23,692 --> 00:23:26,962 and... teaching us. 434 00:23:26,996 --> 00:23:30,099 Yeah, "The Three Tigers of Sifu Cheung." 435 00:23:30,132 --> 00:23:31,167 [chuckles] 436 00:23:32,934 --> 00:23:34,770 Do you know if he was sick at all? 437 00:23:36,271 --> 00:23:37,307 Shouldn't you know? 438 00:23:38,807 --> 00:23:40,109 I read the autopsy. 439 00:23:41,076 --> 00:23:42,778 Cardiac arrhythmia. 440 00:23:42,811 --> 00:23:45,147 That means his heart beat irregularly 441 00:23:45,181 --> 00:23:47,717 to the point of failure. 442 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:50,953 Common causes are congenital heart disease, 443 00:23:50,987 --> 00:23:53,355 inordinate stress, pre-existing conditions. 444 00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:55,223 [scoffs] You sound so sure. 445 00:23:55,257 --> 00:23:57,093 I work in insurance. 446 00:23:58,124 --> 00:23:58,961 And Sifu smoked a pack a day 447 00:23:58,994 --> 00:24:01,163 so I guess we can't be too surprised. 448 00:24:01,196 --> 00:24:04,032 [scoffs] Doctors. 449 00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:06,336 Westerners cannot see what gung fu sees. 450 00:24:06,368 --> 00:24:09,071 Yeah, those pesky Westerners. 451 00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:10,606 Let me tell you what, Carter... 452 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,675 Sifu Carter! 453 00:24:14,210 --> 00:24:16,278 - Listen, if you ask me... - Uh, which I'm not. 454 00:24:16,311 --> 00:24:17,880 If you ask me... 455 00:24:19,048 --> 00:24:20,317 there was no heart attack. 456 00:24:22,317 --> 00:24:23,987 - And if I were you... - Which you're not. 457 00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:25,187 If I were you... 458 00:24:27,323 --> 00:24:29,959 I'd start with those punks. 459 00:24:29,991 --> 00:24:32,328 Those kids have no respect for any of the old ways. 460 00:24:41,903 --> 00:24:45,907 Speaking of old ways, Sifu Wong, 461 00:24:45,941 --> 00:24:47,343 [Danny] Ah Hing and I were talking. 462 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:48,944 And we think it's probably best 463 00:24:48,978 --> 00:24:51,114 that Sifu's ashes stayed with you. 464 00:24:51,146 --> 00:24:53,148 But we're two different clans. 465 00:24:53,182 --> 00:24:54,217 Yeah. 466 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:57,886 But I think Sifu would be happy 467 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,089 in a place where gung fu is at least practiced. 468 00:25:00,122 --> 00:25:02,258 Why not open your own school? 469 00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:03,826 Yeah. 470 00:25:03,858 --> 00:25:05,694 We Chinese have a saying. 471 00:25:06,394 --> 00:25:09,732 [speaks Cantonese Chinese] 472 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,736 "A teacher for even one day 473 00:25:13,769 --> 00:25:16,939 becomes a father for a lifetime." 474 00:25:16,971 --> 00:25:19,942 A fortune cookie made with white flour. 475 00:25:19,974 --> 00:25:21,343 Relax. 476 00:25:23,311 --> 00:25:26,782 Sifu Wong, thank you again for everything. 477 00:25:37,159 --> 00:25:38,828 What else do you know about those kids? 478 00:25:38,861 --> 00:25:40,730 Gung fu orphans. 479 00:25:40,762 --> 00:25:43,066 [Carter] They never had a Sifu to teach them anything proper 480 00:25:43,098 --> 00:25:44,166 so they just go out in the street 481 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,468 and practice on their own. 482 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,302 Listen, those kids will lie and cheat 483 00:25:47,336 --> 00:25:49,204 just to build up a name for themselves. 484 00:25:49,238 --> 00:25:51,007 They could take those photos from the funeral 485 00:25:51,039 --> 00:25:53,341 and claim your Sifu was their master. 486 00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:54,943 You care at all about your Sifu, 487 00:25:54,977 --> 00:25:57,213 I'd find out exactly what they were doing that night. 488 00:26:01,049 --> 00:26:02,918 [background chatter] 489 00:26:02,951 --> 00:26:04,386 [Hing] What if he was on to something? 490 00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:07,223 [Danny] The gung fu meathead? 491 00:26:07,256 --> 00:26:10,759 Yeah, I think I'll side with a certified coroner on this one. 492 00:26:10,792 --> 00:26:12,894 Sifu was so strict with his morals. 493 00:26:12,928 --> 00:26:14,363 [Hing] He could have set anyone off. 494 00:26:14,395 --> 00:26:17,032 What if he rubbed the kids the wrong way, too? 495 00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:19,001 Okay, look, this is where they found him. 496 00:26:20,935 --> 00:26:21,937 [groans] 497 00:26:23,471 --> 00:26:27,410 But why would Sifu come all the way down here 498 00:26:28,309 --> 00:26:29,846 and not out to the street? 499 00:26:29,878 --> 00:26:31,279 Well, I don't think you have a say 500 00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:32,849 when you're having a heart attack. 501 00:26:35,183 --> 00:26:36,219 Are you done, Magnum? 502 00:26:37,419 --> 00:26:39,756 Just let the man rest in peace. 503 00:26:39,788 --> 00:26:41,089 [Danny] Then we could all move on. 504 00:26:41,123 --> 00:26:42,192 Something's not right. 505 00:26:46,327 --> 00:26:48,798 [tense music] 506 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:53,436 [grunts] What? 507 00:26:54,269 --> 00:26:56,071 Go! 508 00:26:56,105 --> 00:26:57,740 - [bones crack] - Ah! 509 00:27:00,409 --> 00:27:02,512 [panting] 510 00:27:03,278 --> 00:27:04,780 Oh, come on! 511 00:27:07,048 --> 00:27:09,285 Okay, that's not happening. 512 00:27:09,317 --> 00:27:10,853 [breathes deeply] 513 00:27:10,885 --> 00:27:12,154 That guy's so fast! 514 00:27:13,454 --> 00:27:14,523 Good form, too. 515 00:27:15,191 --> 00:27:17,227 [Danny panting] 516 00:27:18,894 --> 00:27:20,429 [Hing] We need Jim. 517 00:27:20,461 --> 00:27:21,497 [Jim] Down, down! 518 00:27:21,529 --> 00:27:23,365 Got him where you want him, now reel him on in. 519 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,902 What are you dancing for? 520 00:27:25,934 --> 00:27:27,403 You gotta get in there and take him down, bruh. 521 00:27:28,069 --> 00:27:29,071 [grunts] 522 00:27:30,306 --> 00:27:32,508 Get in there and take him down! 523 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:34,976 - [onlooker] Yeah! - Oooh woo! 524 00:27:35,009 --> 00:27:36,378 [onlookers cheering] 525 00:27:37,378 --> 00:27:38,548 [Stingray] Yeah! 526 00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:40,215 What'd I told you, huh? 527 00:27:40,249 --> 00:27:41,584 Stingray, baby! 528 00:27:41,616 --> 00:27:43,085 Stingray. 529 00:27:43,117 --> 00:27:45,153 That's not gonna work with Doc Howard. 530 00:27:45,186 --> 00:27:46,254 He's tougher than this man. 531 00:27:46,288 --> 00:27:49,525 No, 'cause his hands can't hit what he can't reach. 532 00:27:49,557 --> 00:27:52,494 'Cause I always stay one step away. 533 00:27:52,528 --> 00:27:54,197 [upbeat music] 534 00:27:54,230 --> 00:27:56,031 You gotta go to the ground! 535 00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:57,133 Dammit. 536 00:27:57,165 --> 00:27:59,034 [doorbell rings] 537 00:27:59,902 --> 00:28:01,971 [upbeat music] 538 00:28:09,577 --> 00:28:12,481 Ah, yeah. 539 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,518 Doesn't this get you all juiced up? 540 00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:18,153 No. 541 00:28:18,186 --> 00:28:20,088 [grunts] 542 00:28:20,122 --> 00:28:21,524 Nice. 543 00:28:21,557 --> 00:28:23,326 ♪ Nothing like Fighting like... ♪ 544 00:28:23,358 --> 00:28:25,227 Now what? 545 00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:27,262 [Booker] No, now whip your leg. 546 00:28:27,296 --> 00:28:29,365 Start with your feet and do it right. 547 00:28:32,201 --> 00:28:33,501 More, get up faster! 548 00:28:33,535 --> 00:28:35,438 - You hear that? - What? 549 00:28:35,471 --> 00:28:37,205 He ain't really kicking that bag, man. 550 00:28:37,239 --> 00:28:38,975 [Hing] He's gotta turn over his hip. 551 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:40,610 Faster, faster. 552 00:28:40,643 --> 00:28:42,211 See, speed kills. 553 00:28:42,243 --> 00:28:43,879 Hey! 554 00:28:43,913 --> 00:28:45,914 You got anal blindness? 555 00:28:45,948 --> 00:28:47,950 - Who, me? - Yeah, you. 556 00:28:47,982 --> 00:28:51,287 Do you have anal blindness? 557 00:28:51,319 --> 00:28:52,654 Um, no. 558 00:28:52,688 --> 00:28:55,291 Then why can't your ass see I'm working over here? 559 00:28:55,324 --> 00:28:57,526 Oh, we're... I'm sorry, sir, we were just... 560 00:28:57,558 --> 00:29:00,896 At least this ass can see that that's a shitty kick. 561 00:29:00,930 --> 00:29:02,031 The hell you talking about? 562 00:29:02,064 --> 00:29:03,332 Kick's got no power. 563 00:29:03,365 --> 00:29:05,168 Even my big brother can tell you that. 564 00:29:06,167 --> 00:29:08,403 [Booker] No power, huh? 565 00:29:08,436 --> 00:29:10,305 And what the hell would you know about power? 566 00:29:10,972 --> 00:29:12,340 I don't hear it. 567 00:29:12,374 --> 00:29:14,610 When he hits the bag, the sound isn't good. 568 00:29:14,643 --> 00:29:16,578 It's... it's too fat. 569 00:29:17,346 --> 00:29:18,413 Too fat? 570 00:29:18,446 --> 00:29:20,248 Yeah, you gotta have a sharp sound. 571 00:29:20,281 --> 00:29:22,150 Just using his leg isn't good enough. 572 00:29:22,183 --> 00:29:24,220 You gotta control all that power 573 00:29:24,252 --> 00:29:26,655 through your body from the ground up. 574 00:29:26,689 --> 00:29:28,524 That's Chinese gung fu. 575 00:29:28,557 --> 00:29:31,394 See if you do it right, you can hear the power. 576 00:29:31,426 --> 00:29:35,196 All right, Kung Fu Panda. 577 00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:38,000 Why don't you show us something, huh? 578 00:29:38,032 --> 00:29:41,403 Let me hear how kung fu's supposed to sound. 579 00:29:41,436 --> 00:29:44,105 Might help if you turn up your hearing aid, but... 580 00:29:44,138 --> 00:29:45,140 I'll show you. 581 00:29:46,342 --> 00:29:47,377 You sure about this? 582 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:50,113 Yeah, man, a little dojo busting like the old days. 583 00:29:50,612 --> 00:29:51,980 Let's do this. 584 00:29:57,286 --> 00:29:58,721 I'll show you how it's done. 585 00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:01,256 I just gotta warm up first, you know. 586 00:30:02,324 --> 00:30:03,359 [groans] 587 00:30:09,097 --> 00:30:13,435 Now see, if it's too close, it's no good. 588 00:30:13,469 --> 00:30:17,273 If it's one step away further, lose a lot of power. 589 00:30:17,306 --> 00:30:21,143 It's gotta be... just right. 590 00:30:21,175 --> 00:30:24,245 All I hear is your mouth, fathopper. 591 00:30:24,278 --> 00:30:26,281 [crowd laughing] 592 00:30:31,452 --> 00:30:32,989 [yells] Argh! 593 00:30:33,021 --> 00:30:35,390 [yelps] [Hing] Oh, God! 594 00:30:35,423 --> 00:30:37,559 That sounds fat all right. 595 00:30:37,593 --> 00:30:39,996 That's how kung fu supposed to sound? 596 00:30:40,028 --> 00:30:41,063 Ooh! 597 00:30:41,096 --> 00:30:43,199 - Goddamn socks! - [laughs] 598 00:30:43,231 --> 00:30:44,466 I'll show you some realgung fu, 599 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,234 - Fred Sanford! - Step up! 600 00:30:46,268 --> 00:30:48,571 - [crowd] Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Come on! 601 00:30:48,604 --> 00:30:51,240 - [overlapping chatter] - Let's go, Sanford, let's go! 602 00:30:51,272 --> 00:30:52,474 [indistinct yelling] 603 00:30:54,476 --> 00:30:55,544 [sighs] 604 00:30:55,576 --> 00:30:56,679 Ah Hing? 605 00:30:56,711 --> 00:30:58,347 [Booker] These fools with you? 606 00:31:01,549 --> 00:31:02,684 Yeah, they with me. 607 00:31:03,786 --> 00:31:05,721 [ominous music] 608 00:31:10,392 --> 00:31:12,628 [light music plays] 609 00:31:12,661 --> 00:31:14,430 Three Tigers back again! 610 00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,336 So... 611 00:31:21,537 --> 00:31:23,672 ♪ And I got nothing ♪ 612 00:31:23,704 --> 00:31:27,175 ♪ No, I got nothing Without you, baby ♪ 613 00:31:27,209 --> 00:31:29,378 You know the last time I saw Dai Si-Hing, 614 00:31:29,411 --> 00:31:31,647 he was drinking me under the table in Japan. 615 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,250 Yeah. 616 00:31:34,282 --> 00:31:35,617 When was that, '93? 617 00:31:35,651 --> 00:31:36,686 Yeah. 618 00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:38,554 [chuckles] 619 00:31:38,586 --> 00:31:40,522 Let's keep drinking. 620 00:31:40,556 --> 00:31:44,059 All you gotta be is 20 to drink in Japan, right? 621 00:31:44,093 --> 00:31:47,730 So we flew in that night, that first night in Tokyo. 622 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:51,067 [Jim] We went to town, man. 623 00:31:51,099 --> 00:31:53,735 And we tried to come back to the hotel, but I'm out. 624 00:31:54,836 --> 00:31:56,404 Nothing's waking me up. 625 00:31:56,438 --> 00:32:01,644 No alarm, no earthquake, no Godzilla. 626 00:32:01,676 --> 00:32:03,578 - You know what I'm saying? - [laughs] 627 00:32:03,612 --> 00:32:08,651 So I get up the next evening and go to find Dai Si-Hing, 628 00:32:08,683 --> 00:32:11,787 and he's checked out of his room. 629 00:32:11,819 --> 00:32:15,423 He disappears before his fight. 630 00:32:15,457 --> 00:32:17,460 Who cares? This was 25 years ago, come on. 631 00:32:17,492 --> 00:32:18,860 - We forfeited. - Forfeited. 632 00:32:18,894 --> 00:32:20,596 I was your second, man. 633 00:32:20,628 --> 00:32:22,531 [Jim] My name was on the line, too. 634 00:32:23,464 --> 00:32:25,134 Own it, bruh. 635 00:32:26,201 --> 00:32:29,238 Danny Eight Hands, you punked out. 636 00:32:29,270 --> 00:32:30,472 Hey, come on, come on. 637 00:32:30,506 --> 00:32:31,574 Come on, guys. 638 00:32:32,641 --> 00:32:33,776 We're brothers. 639 00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:37,480 I mean I love you, guys, man, come on. 640 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:44,552 You know what's funny? 641 00:32:44,586 --> 00:32:46,422 You guys arguing like this, 642 00:32:46,454 --> 00:32:49,858 but in 25 years neither of you ever reached out for me. 643 00:32:51,425 --> 00:32:53,162 [Hing] But it's not about that, right? 644 00:32:54,163 --> 00:32:55,597 It's about Sifu. 645 00:33:00,469 --> 00:33:01,570 Sifu. 646 00:33:01,603 --> 00:33:02,837 - [Danny] Sifu. - Sifu. 647 00:33:02,871 --> 00:33:05,475 [light music plays] 648 00:33:06,807 --> 00:33:09,845 Sifu was a beast, man. 649 00:33:09,877 --> 00:33:12,247 You sure those kids could have done something to him? 650 00:33:13,382 --> 00:33:15,151 Let's just get it done. 651 00:33:15,183 --> 00:33:17,153 [upbeat Vietnamese music] 652 00:33:19,221 --> 00:33:21,457 [Fu grunting] 653 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,263 Damn it! 654 00:33:28,297 --> 00:33:30,833 I've told you so many times. You have to kick higher. 655 00:33:30,865 --> 00:33:32,567 Kick higher, where's your energy at? 656 00:33:32,601 --> 00:33:34,570 -I've already told you. 657 00:33:34,603 --> 00:33:36,205 [Hing] Hey, punk-ass, you dropped that. 658 00:33:37,905 --> 00:33:40,542 [chuckling] 659 00:33:40,576 --> 00:33:42,510 The Three Tigers of Sifu Cheung. 660 00:33:42,544 --> 00:33:45,347 [upbeat Vietnamese music] 661 00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:47,383 Sorry, we didn't recognize you from before, I mean, 662 00:33:47,415 --> 00:33:49,884 you look like you ate half of that guy. 663 00:33:49,917 --> 00:33:51,753 - [chuckle] - And homie, 664 00:33:51,787 --> 00:33:53,689 man, you been fasting for 20 years or what? 665 00:33:53,721 --> 00:33:55,223 You used to be the man. 666 00:33:55,257 --> 00:33:57,726 So you knew Sifu Cheung? 667 00:33:57,759 --> 00:34:00,195 The cooks told us you all work together. 668 00:34:00,229 --> 00:34:02,463 What were you gonna do with those photos at the funeral? 669 00:34:02,497 --> 00:34:05,668 A great master deserves true disciples. 670 00:34:05,701 --> 00:34:07,702 He already has them. 671 00:34:07,736 --> 00:34:10,239 What do you punk-asses know about being a true disciple? 672 00:34:11,306 --> 00:34:13,742 - Show him. - What? 673 00:34:13,775 --> 00:34:15,911 Oh, jeez. You should have been ready for this. 674 00:34:15,943 --> 00:34:17,913 I wasn't expecting you to do that. 675 00:34:17,945 --> 00:34:18,980 [Hing] See this? 676 00:34:19,014 --> 00:34:20,082 Nice rash, bitch. 677 00:34:20,114 --> 00:34:22,917 [Hing] This makes him the official clan inheritor, 678 00:34:22,951 --> 00:34:24,286 our Dai Si-Hing! 679 00:34:24,318 --> 00:34:25,454 You guys have that? 680 00:34:25,487 --> 00:34:27,456 Nope, posers. 681 00:34:27,489 --> 00:34:30,925 But that don't mean shit unless you live up to it. 682 00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:33,528 People paid big money to fly him to Japan 683 00:34:33,561 --> 00:34:35,797 to be a professional fighter. You know why? 684 00:34:35,831 --> 00:34:38,733 Because he's Danny Eight Hands, the Destroyer! 685 00:34:38,766 --> 00:34:40,501 We're wasting our time here. 686 00:34:40,534 --> 00:34:42,737 Better make that shit count, homie. 687 00:34:42,771 --> 00:34:43,940 Anytime you want, nigga. 688 00:34:44,873 --> 00:34:45,907 Boy, what you say to me? 689 00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:47,375 - Oh, hell no. - Oh. 690 00:34:47,409 --> 00:34:49,345 I said knuckle up, nigga! You heard me. 691 00:34:49,378 --> 00:34:51,313 Catch this fade, homie! Square up, let's go! 692 00:34:51,346 --> 00:34:52,847 Shh. Okay, okay, wait, hold, hey, hey! 693 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,682 Boy, you don't want any of this, bruh. 694 00:34:54,715 --> 00:34:56,585 - [Boi] Let's go. - I'm telling you right now! 695 00:34:56,617 --> 00:34:58,320 - Walk away, man. - Dai Si-Hing! 696 00:34:58,353 --> 00:34:59,555 We can't let these bitch asses 697 00:34:59,588 --> 00:35:00,789 - talk to us like that. - Exactly! 698 00:35:00,822 --> 00:35:01,990 They offended Sifu, one. 699 00:35:02,023 --> 00:35:04,626 Two, they offended family, okay? That's Ah Jim right here. 700 00:35:04,659 --> 00:35:06,795 If we don't do anything, that makes him look weak. 701 00:35:06,827 --> 00:35:08,931 - Exactly. - And that makes him oppressed. 702 00:35:08,963 --> 00:35:10,798 We defend the oppressed because we're like the 703 00:35:10,831 --> 00:35:12,333 Martin Luther Kings of martial arts. 704 00:35:12,367 --> 00:35:14,336 That's three strikes right there. 705 00:35:14,369 --> 00:35:15,504 That's actually just two. 706 00:35:16,737 --> 00:35:18,940 It doesn't matter, we're good to go! 707 00:35:18,974 --> 00:35:21,477 I was... I was actually with you up until that last part 708 00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:23,712 about Dr. King, this is not true. 709 00:35:23,744 --> 00:35:25,913 [breathes deepy] 710 00:35:25,947 --> 00:35:28,584 These sushi-eating fuckers have offended us. 711 00:35:28,617 --> 00:35:29,752 I like sushi. 712 00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:32,788 We gotta let 'em know. 713 00:35:33,989 --> 00:35:35,023 Dai Si-Hing. 714 00:35:36,525 --> 00:35:37,994 You got my back or what? 715 00:35:40,829 --> 00:35:42,898 - Okay. - Yeah? 716 00:35:42,931 --> 00:35:44,699 - You feel that? - Okay. Yeah. 717 00:35:44,733 --> 00:35:46,302 - Let's do it. - Yeah, let's do it. 718 00:35:46,335 --> 00:35:47,769 - Let's go get their asses. - We got these guys. 719 00:35:47,802 --> 00:35:49,637 [Danny] All right. 720 00:35:49,670 --> 00:35:51,039 - You want beimo? - Hell, yeah. 721 00:35:51,072 --> 00:35:52,875 First to knock out, best of three. 722 00:35:52,907 --> 00:35:54,543 If we win, you tell us everything we need to know. 723 00:35:54,576 --> 00:35:55,911 And when we win? 724 00:35:55,943 --> 00:35:58,380 Yeah, mm-hm, win? Pfft! 725 00:35:58,413 --> 00:35:59,914 If you beat us, 726 00:35:59,947 --> 00:36:02,617 I guess that means we're not undefeated anymore. 727 00:36:02,650 --> 00:36:04,886 [Danny] You guys can be the new Three Tigers. 728 00:36:06,088 --> 00:36:07,723 - You'll give us the name? - Mm-hm. 729 00:36:07,755 --> 00:36:08,990 How do we believe you? 730 00:36:09,023 --> 00:36:10,726 Because that's what we do. 731 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,961 [Danny] Sifu would always say, 732 00:36:13,994 --> 00:36:16,565 Gung fu without honor is just fighting. 733 00:36:16,597 --> 00:36:18,099 You're on, old pops. 734 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,802 Get ready for an ass whooping of a lifetime, just, uh... 735 00:36:20,835 --> 00:36:22,503 I got vertigo, I can't go down this way. 736 00:36:22,536 --> 00:36:23,605 - Let's go this way. - [Jim] You son of a bitch. 737 00:36:23,637 --> 00:36:24,605 Which way? 738 00:36:24,639 --> 00:36:27,742 - Uh, what are you doing? - [indistinct chatter] 739 00:36:27,775 --> 00:36:29,411 [Hing] Hang on, hang on, Ah Jim! 740 00:36:29,443 --> 00:36:30,712 Wait, where you guys going? 741 00:36:35,751 --> 00:36:36,785 Beimo. 742 00:36:36,818 --> 00:36:38,687 Whoa. [chuckles] 743 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,555 Okay, hang on a second. 744 00:36:40,588 --> 00:36:42,857 You see, uh... 745 00:36:42,891 --> 00:36:45,059 seniors usually go last in beimo. 746 00:36:45,092 --> 00:36:47,629 You know, the whole seniority... 747 00:36:49,630 --> 00:36:50,632 thing. 748 00:36:53,601 --> 00:36:54,670 Okay. 749 00:36:55,804 --> 00:36:56,838 [exhales] 750 00:37:02,543 --> 00:37:03,612 Okay, let's go. 751 00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:05,114 Let's go, pops. 752 00:37:08,449 --> 00:37:11,452 [both grunting] 753 00:37:11,485 --> 00:37:14,489 [punk boys cheering, laughing] 754 00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:15,691 - [grunts] - [yelps] 755 00:37:19,427 --> 00:37:22,463 [Boi] Ooh! That's whassup! 756 00:37:22,496 --> 00:37:23,998 - Come on, Danny. - [Boi] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 757 00:37:24,032 --> 00:37:25,501 How's that feel, old man? 758 00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:27,135 - [indistinct chatter] - [pants] 759 00:37:27,168 --> 00:37:29,137 - [Jim] Let's go... - Come on, Danny, let's go! 760 00:37:29,170 --> 00:37:30,505 [Hing] Let's go, Dai Si-Hing. 761 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:32,174 - Get up, come on. - Danny. 762 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:33,574 What now, Tigers? 763 00:37:33,608 --> 00:37:34,876 Where's your Danny Eight Hands at? 764 00:37:36,143 --> 00:37:37,612 More like Danny No Hands! 765 00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:39,448 - [Boi] Whoa! - [Fu] Yo-ho! 766 00:37:40,648 --> 00:37:42,851 - [groans] - Oops. Spoke too soon. 767 00:37:42,884 --> 00:37:44,485 [Jim] Let's go, Danny. 768 00:37:44,518 --> 00:37:45,553 - Come on. - Let's go, Danny! 769 00:37:46,922 --> 00:37:47,956 Okay. 770 00:37:49,224 --> 00:37:50,225 Let's go, Danny. 771 00:37:50,259 --> 00:37:51,793 - Let's go, Danny. - [Jim speaking indistinctly] 772 00:37:51,827 --> 00:37:52,862 [indistinct chatter] 773 00:37:55,563 --> 00:37:57,165 That ain't nothing! 774 00:37:57,199 --> 00:37:58,901 Go to work! 775 00:37:58,934 --> 00:38:01,637 You ain't got nothing, baby. You ain't got nothing! 776 00:38:02,170 --> 00:38:03,505 [grunts] 777 00:38:03,538 --> 00:38:04,639 [bones crack] 778 00:38:04,672 --> 00:38:05,740 Oh, oh. 779 00:38:05,773 --> 00:38:07,542 Ow! 780 00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:10,179 Hey, wait. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait! 781 00:38:10,211 --> 00:38:11,480 - [loud thud] - Oh. 782 00:38:11,512 --> 00:38:13,449 [both laughing] 783 00:38:13,481 --> 00:38:15,050 [Boi] That old man broken, yo! 784 00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:17,820 - [punk boys laughing] - [groans] 785 00:38:18,552 --> 00:38:19,621 [Fu] Yeah, go! 786 00:38:19,653 --> 00:38:21,757 - [gasps, laughs] - Oh, shit, oh shit! 787 00:38:21,789 --> 00:38:24,492 Look at that, oh, my goodness, yeah, yeah. 788 00:38:24,525 --> 00:38:25,927 Let's go, that's right, that's right. 789 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,462 [Boi] How'd that taste, old man? 790 00:38:27,496 --> 00:38:29,198 Yeah, yeah. Come on, let's... let's go. 791 00:38:29,231 --> 00:38:31,533 - [Fu] Good night, bitch. - Come on, let's go get him. 792 00:38:31,565 --> 00:38:33,668 [indistinct chattter] 793 00:38:35,769 --> 00:38:37,038 - Okay, hold, hold him. - I got him. 794 00:38:37,072 --> 00:38:39,642 [Hing grunting] 795 00:38:40,509 --> 00:38:42,177 [mumbles] 796 00:38:42,943 --> 00:38:44,146 Okay, okay, okay. 797 00:38:44,179 --> 00:38:46,014 - Relax, relax, relax. - What... what happened? 798 00:38:46,047 --> 00:38:47,882 Okay, come on, come on. [murmuring] 799 00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:49,151 Wait, why are they laughing at us? 800 00:38:49,184 --> 00:38:50,686 [breathes deeply] 801 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,788 [Boi] Okay, what are they gonna do? Ouch. 802 00:38:54,289 --> 00:38:55,524 [groans] 803 00:39:00,061 --> 00:39:01,697 Okay, come on, Hing. 804 00:39:03,764 --> 00:39:04,766 [breathes deeply] 805 00:39:14,175 --> 00:39:16,045 [grunting] 806 00:39:22,784 --> 00:39:24,253 Get him. 807 00:39:24,286 --> 00:39:26,489 [grunting] 808 00:39:29,623 --> 00:39:30,692 - [bones crack] - [groans] 809 00:39:33,161 --> 00:39:35,197 [both grunting] 810 00:39:38,967 --> 00:39:41,503 Oh, yeah, yeah, knocked your teeth out. 811 00:39:45,574 --> 00:39:48,043 [upbeat music] 812 00:39:48,076 --> 00:39:49,711 - [grunts] - [pained groan] 813 00:39:54,715 --> 00:39:56,217 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit! 814 00:39:56,251 --> 00:39:57,720 Oh. [pants] 815 00:40:05,025 --> 00:40:07,663 - [punk boys laughing] - Keep laughing, keep laughing. 816 00:40:10,030 --> 00:40:11,166 Ah! 817 00:40:13,201 --> 00:40:14,702 [groans] 818 00:40:16,003 --> 00:40:18,105 Get up! Fu, get up! 819 00:40:18,139 --> 00:40:19,740 - [grunts] - [Fu] Oh, shit! 820 00:40:19,773 --> 00:40:22,243 [Fu yelling] 821 00:40:22,277 --> 00:40:24,679 Whoa. Okay, Hing, Hing! 822 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,749 This is what happens when you play with grown men! 823 00:40:27,782 --> 00:40:29,151 Hing, you got him already. 824 00:40:29,184 --> 00:40:30,919 - [grunts] - [loud thud] 825 00:40:30,952 --> 00:40:31,987 Whoa! 826 00:40:32,019 --> 00:40:34,322 [panting] 827 00:40:34,356 --> 00:40:36,124 - No, wait a minute. - Hing, Hing, Hing. 828 00:40:36,157 --> 00:40:38,827 - Hey, hey, Hing... - Take out the trash! 829 00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:40,662 You can't do that, that's not kung fu! 830 00:40:40,695 --> 00:40:42,164 Honor, Hing! Ho... 831 00:40:42,197 --> 00:40:43,298 [grunts] 832 00:40:43,331 --> 00:40:44,833 - [loud thud] - [groans] 833 00:40:44,865 --> 00:40:46,268 [pants] 834 00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:48,603 - C'mon, Fu! - Tie game! Yeah! 835 00:40:48,637 --> 00:40:50,005 [laughs] 836 00:40:50,038 --> 00:40:51,072 C'mon, Fu! 837 00:40:53,775 --> 00:40:55,177 That's what you get! 838 00:40:55,210 --> 00:40:56,878 - That's my man. - No, I'm good, I'm good. 839 00:40:56,911 --> 00:40:58,113 - I'm good. - All right. 840 00:40:58,146 --> 00:40:59,981 - Shit's foul, man. - [Danny] We got this. 841 00:41:00,014 --> 00:41:01,182 - Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. 842 00:41:03,818 --> 00:41:05,153 What's wrong, you scared? 843 00:41:05,186 --> 00:41:07,590 Um, I forgot the salute. 844 00:41:08,989 --> 00:41:10,858 - What? - What do you mean you forgot? 845 00:41:10,891 --> 00:41:14,195 I don't quite remember exactly what to do. 846 00:41:14,228 --> 00:41:15,964 - But, uh... - Forget it. 847 00:41:23,137 --> 00:41:25,139 [grunting] 848 00:41:33,047 --> 00:41:35,116 [light music] 849 00:41:45,092 --> 00:41:46,094 Okay. 850 00:41:47,195 --> 00:41:48,296 [grunts] 851 00:41:48,329 --> 00:41:50,198 Oh-hohoho, it's close one, eh? 852 00:41:50,231 --> 00:41:51,333 - [groans] - [Boi] Come on. 853 00:41:51,365 --> 00:41:52,735 Oh, okay. 854 00:41:54,302 --> 00:41:56,639 [grunting] 855 00:42:01,909 --> 00:42:03,978 [upbeat music] 856 00:42:09,851 --> 00:42:10,885 [yells] 857 00:42:10,918 --> 00:42:11,953 [groans] 858 00:42:13,987 --> 00:42:15,456 Ooh! 859 00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:17,291 [cheers] 860 00:42:17,324 --> 00:42:19,427 - Yes, sir! - That's what's up! 861 00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,695 [spits] 862 00:42:20,728 --> 00:42:22,396 - Come on, Ah Jim. - Get up, get up! 863 00:42:22,429 --> 00:42:24,098 - [Fu] Boi, come on. - Can't even get up. 864 00:42:24,132 --> 00:42:25,733 [Boi] Meow. Let's go. 865 00:42:25,766 --> 00:42:26,801 Come on, has-been. 866 00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:28,470 [Fu] Yeah, what's up? 867 00:42:28,503 --> 00:42:29,805 [Boi] Come on, old man. 868 00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:31,273 - I dare you! - Paper Tiger, what's up? 869 00:42:31,306 --> 00:42:33,875 - Let's go! - [yells] 870 00:42:33,907 --> 00:42:36,143 [grunting] 871 00:42:36,177 --> 00:42:37,312 Get up, yo, get up! 872 00:42:37,344 --> 00:42:38,446 - Get up! - Come on, get up! 873 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,014 I got you! 874 00:42:41,949 --> 00:42:43,484 - [Fu] Come on, get up! - All day, baby! 875 00:42:43,518 --> 00:42:46,021 - All day! - [Fu] Out, he's out, get off! 876 00:42:46,054 --> 00:42:47,789 Out, he's out already, he's out! 877 00:42:50,125 --> 00:42:51,425 [both pant] 878 00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:53,828 Yeah, that's my nigga. 879 00:42:57,197 --> 00:43:00,167 [groans] [Jim] What? 880 00:43:00,201 --> 00:43:02,204 Three Tigers, still undefeated, baby. 881 00:43:02,237 --> 00:43:03,806 Yes, sir! 882 00:43:04,838 --> 00:43:06,474 [Hing] Man, that was fun. 883 00:43:16,284 --> 00:43:18,820 - Hold him up. - [grunts] 884 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:20,889 Really? 885 00:43:24,025 --> 00:43:27,096 [Hing grunting] 886 00:43:27,795 --> 00:43:29,063 [gasps] 887 00:43:29,097 --> 00:43:31,333 - [coughs, pants] - [Fu shushing] 888 00:43:31,365 --> 00:43:34,902 [gasping] 889 00:43:34,936 --> 00:43:36,038 Now, honor your word. 890 00:43:37,905 --> 00:43:39,440 What was your relationship with Sifu Cheung? 891 00:43:40,974 --> 00:43:42,210 I asked him once if he'd teach us. 892 00:43:42,242 --> 00:43:43,545 What'd he say? 893 00:43:43,577 --> 00:43:45,346 He wasn't having it. 894 00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:47,983 He swore he'd never teach anyone anything anymore. 895 00:43:48,016 --> 00:43:50,985 [Chief] He was always screaming about ungrateful disciples. 896 00:43:51,018 --> 00:43:54,555 He slammed a butcher knife onto the block and broke it. 897 00:43:54,588 --> 00:43:56,090 Sifu was always good to me. 898 00:43:57,525 --> 00:43:59,795 We'd never do anything to hurt him. 899 00:43:59,827 --> 00:44:01,463 Delete all the photos you took at the funeral. 900 00:44:01,496 --> 00:44:03,030 [Danny] All of it. 901 00:44:03,063 --> 00:44:04,832 I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea. 902 00:44:08,536 --> 00:44:10,239 We might be a disgrace, 903 00:44:12,273 --> 00:44:14,943 but Sifu had only three disciples. 904 00:44:17,144 --> 00:44:18,913 Hey, yo, man, sorry, I called you nig... 905 00:44:20,148 --> 00:44:21,283 the N-word. 906 00:44:30,157 --> 00:44:31,293 [Hing] I found it. 907 00:44:31,326 --> 00:44:34,929 Right behind your gonorrhea pills. 908 00:44:36,463 --> 00:44:38,065 Oh. 909 00:44:38,099 --> 00:44:39,334 [Danny] Is it still good? 910 00:44:39,367 --> 00:44:41,102 - [Hing] Yeah, it's good. - Oh, man. 911 00:44:41,135 --> 00:44:42,938 The longer the Jow ferments, the better. 912 00:44:42,971 --> 00:44:43,871 Rub me down then, nurse. 913 00:44:43,905 --> 00:44:46,507 My god, you still believe in that stuff? 914 00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:48,176 Mm. 915 00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:49,210 I'll be good to go. 916 00:44:50,077 --> 00:44:52,614 Aah, in the morning. 917 00:44:52,646 --> 00:44:54,282 Yeah, well, I'm good to go now. 918 00:44:55,516 --> 00:44:57,219 Somebody had to carry the team. 919 00:44:57,251 --> 00:44:58,420 You mean we had to 920 00:44:58,452 --> 00:45:00,121 - carry the team. - Okay. 921 00:45:00,153 --> 00:45:01,489 [chuckles] I'll drink to that. 922 00:45:03,490 --> 00:45:04,960 I bet you Carter knew 923 00:45:04,992 --> 00:45:07,128 the whole time those kids were a bust. 924 00:45:07,161 --> 00:45:09,097 We should get to Sifu Wong's early tomorrow, 925 00:45:09,130 --> 00:45:10,632 see if he's heard anything new. 926 00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:13,168 We would have killed those kids in our prime. 927 00:45:13,201 --> 00:45:14,269 It's weird. 928 00:45:16,204 --> 00:45:18,874 It's like I could feel what I needed to do. 929 00:45:21,041 --> 00:45:23,444 Where to move, but like... 930 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,615 my body wouldn't listen. 931 00:45:26,648 --> 00:45:28,182 Getting old, my man. 932 00:45:28,215 --> 00:45:29,483 [Jim] Body's slowing down. 933 00:45:29,516 --> 00:45:30,885 Sifu never slowed down. 934 00:45:30,918 --> 00:45:32,420 Sifu's not everybody. 935 00:45:34,054 --> 00:45:37,491 None of us could touch him, ever. 936 00:45:37,525 --> 00:45:39,528 Well, that's 'cause Sifu was fast. 937 00:45:41,429 --> 00:45:43,197 I wasn't fast, I was first. 938 00:45:45,132 --> 00:45:47,101 - Same thing. - Same thing, right? 939 00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:48,270 No. 940 00:45:50,170 --> 00:45:51,973 You remember doing meditations? 941 00:45:53,173 --> 00:45:55,476 When I had it just right, 942 00:45:55,510 --> 00:45:59,381 I was the most relaxed I'd ever been. 943 00:45:59,414 --> 00:46:03,485 I could feel the color in the grass. 944 00:46:04,385 --> 00:46:05,687 [Danny] It was intense. 945 00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,422 So anytime we went to beimo 946 00:46:08,456 --> 00:46:11,059 when I had my breathing down just right, 947 00:46:11,092 --> 00:46:12,927 I could get the world to slow down. 948 00:46:14,362 --> 00:46:17,632 I, I mean, I could feel the other guy's muscles 949 00:46:17,664 --> 00:46:22,103 tensing up long before he even would try to punch. 950 00:46:22,135 --> 00:46:24,639 [Danny] That's how I would always hit first. 951 00:46:24,672 --> 00:46:27,442 I knew what the other guy was going to do 952 00:46:27,474 --> 00:46:29,076 before he even thought of it. 953 00:46:29,110 --> 00:46:30,077 What? 954 00:46:30,110 --> 00:46:32,980 No, no, there's... there's something to that. 955 00:46:33,014 --> 00:46:35,182 It's like when I fell off the scaffold. 956 00:46:35,215 --> 00:46:37,251 I mean it was only ten feet high, but... 957 00:46:38,318 --> 00:46:39,487 it seemed like 958 00:46:39,519 --> 00:46:42,958 it was the longest time before I actually hit the ground. 959 00:46:45,559 --> 00:46:47,661 It was a trip. 960 00:46:47,695 --> 00:46:50,097 Think you could have pulled that on Sifu? 961 00:46:50,130 --> 00:46:51,199 Oh, jeez. 962 00:46:51,231 --> 00:46:53,402 [Jim and Hing laughing] 963 00:47:06,213 --> 00:47:10,250 You know, if you would have came with us to Japan, 964 00:47:10,284 --> 00:47:14,990 maybe you could have talked some sense into Dai Si-Hing. 965 00:47:15,023 --> 00:47:17,258 I couldn't leave Sifu alone like that. 966 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:18,559 Teacher's pet, huh? 967 00:47:20,795 --> 00:47:22,497 We were all equally his sons. 968 00:47:22,530 --> 00:47:25,667 No, no, you were definitely his favorites. 969 00:47:25,699 --> 00:47:27,468 Dai Si-Hing, he inherits the clan. 970 00:47:27,501 --> 00:47:29,204 You? You learned how to heal. 971 00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:31,172 What do I get? 972 00:47:31,204 --> 00:47:32,440 You get to eat the chicken. 973 00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:35,043 I'mma forget that. 974 00:47:35,076 --> 00:47:37,144 I'mma forget that you said that. 975 00:47:37,177 --> 00:47:38,246 [laughs] 976 00:47:40,481 --> 00:47:41,550 [groans] 977 00:47:46,186 --> 00:47:47,221 What? 978 00:47:49,523 --> 00:47:52,493 Did he teach you poison fingers? 979 00:47:52,527 --> 00:47:54,429 [chuckles] Come on, man. 980 00:47:54,461 --> 00:47:58,565 "You want to learn poison finger, you work hard... 981 00:47:58,599 --> 00:48:01,135 - for 20 more years!" - "For 20 more years!" 982 00:48:01,168 --> 00:48:02,636 [both laugh] 983 00:48:02,670 --> 00:48:04,139 Yeah. 984 00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:05,206 [clears throat] 985 00:48:07,809 --> 00:48:09,044 No. 986 00:48:11,512 --> 00:48:12,714 After you two left, 987 00:48:12,746 --> 00:48:14,548 old man lost his heart for fighting. 988 00:48:15,715 --> 00:48:17,184 So all we did was medicine. 989 00:48:24,291 --> 00:48:26,228 Do you think the poison fingers is real? 990 00:48:28,862 --> 00:48:31,732 Every good gung fu man keeps a secret. 991 00:48:56,289 --> 00:48:58,092 [exhales] 992 00:49:00,628 --> 00:49:04,298 [breathes deeply] 993 00:49:08,835 --> 00:49:11,205 [Jim] Imagine if we all stayed... 994 00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,208 cooped up in that garage... 995 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,409 [laughs] 996 00:49:14,442 --> 00:49:17,846 With the old man sitting over in the corner and smoking, 997 00:49:18,846 --> 00:49:20,382 watching horse racing. 998 00:49:22,315 --> 00:49:25,119 When we gather up all the kids in the neighborhood and teach... 999 00:49:28,789 --> 00:49:29,858 for free. 1000 00:49:32,626 --> 00:49:33,728 Is that so bad? 1001 00:49:35,695 --> 00:49:37,364 Well, you gotta eat. 1002 00:49:39,367 --> 00:49:40,435 You gotta pay rent. 1003 00:49:41,869 --> 00:49:42,871 Yeah. 1004 00:49:45,739 --> 00:49:48,442 When the old folks in Chinatown couldn't afford treatment, 1005 00:49:49,376 --> 00:49:50,478 Sifu would offer to do 1006 00:49:50,510 --> 00:49:52,447 free clinics for them on the weekends. 1007 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,182 Because it was "honorable and righteous". 1008 00:49:55,215 --> 00:49:56,518 Yeah, "righteous". 1009 00:49:56,550 --> 00:49:57,684 Guess who he expected 1010 00:49:57,717 --> 00:49:59,319 to come out to work for free, too? 1011 00:49:59,353 --> 00:50:00,655 [laughs] 1012 00:50:00,688 --> 00:50:01,722 Of course. 1013 00:50:02,822 --> 00:50:04,491 Man, I'll be honest. 1014 00:50:04,525 --> 00:50:06,427 I mean I was doing hotel security back then, 1015 00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:09,164 I mean I was getting paid, it's good money. 1016 00:50:09,197 --> 00:50:11,900 So taking a day off from work for a bunch of senior citizens 1017 00:50:11,932 --> 00:50:15,269 that can only repay you with flowers and vegetables, 1018 00:50:15,302 --> 00:50:16,904 I mean that's nice, but you know. 1019 00:50:19,706 --> 00:50:21,842 That day that Sifu needed me, 1020 00:50:23,577 --> 00:50:24,813 I didn't say anything to him. 1021 00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:27,749 I'd just go to my hotel job. 1022 00:50:30,985 --> 00:50:33,889 Funny thing is, he doesn't call me. 1023 00:50:35,289 --> 00:50:36,625 He doesn't come looking for me. 1024 00:50:38,858 --> 00:50:41,795 A week rolls by, I still don't hear from him. 1025 00:50:41,829 --> 00:50:43,364 So now I don't know what to expect. 1026 00:50:43,396 --> 00:50:45,900 I mean, is he mad? Depressed? 1027 00:50:47,601 --> 00:50:49,237 He already lost you two, right? 1028 00:50:53,407 --> 00:50:54,442 But... 1029 00:50:57,244 --> 00:50:58,880 I never got up the courage... 1030 00:51:00,815 --> 00:51:02,250 to show my face 1031 00:51:04,818 --> 00:51:07,822 and just man up and say I'm sorry. 1032 00:51:12,693 --> 00:51:17,399 Now, Sifu dies all alone in a goddam alley. 1033 00:51:20,601 --> 00:51:22,737 Can't put that all on yourself, man. 1034 00:51:24,704 --> 00:51:27,875 Gung fu means nothing without your word. 1035 00:51:29,943 --> 00:51:31,947 I mean if we promise to do something... 1036 00:51:34,748 --> 00:51:37,318 we better do it, right? 1037 00:51:40,554 --> 00:51:41,756 [exhales] 1038 00:51:45,559 --> 00:51:46,728 [sighs] 1039 00:51:47,494 --> 00:51:49,496 [upbeat music] 1040 00:51:54,635 --> 00:51:55,670 Shit. 1041 00:52:03,677 --> 00:52:04,712 Shit. 1042 00:52:12,485 --> 00:52:14,422 [upbeat music] 1043 00:52:24,565 --> 00:52:25,599 Shit! 1044 00:52:38,445 --> 00:52:39,581 [exhales] 1045 00:52:40,614 --> 00:52:42,483 Yeah, let's go. 1046 00:52:48,621 --> 00:52:51,592 [background chatter] 1047 00:52:58,032 --> 00:52:59,668 [Carter] Ah, shit. Oh, shit. 1048 00:53:00,867 --> 00:53:01,936 Ah! 1049 00:53:01,969 --> 00:53:05,106 The Three Tigers of Sifu Cheung finally back together. 1050 00:53:05,139 --> 00:53:06,474 Is Sifu Wong in? 1051 00:53:06,507 --> 00:53:08,009 Oh, he just stepped out for a walk. 1052 00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:09,344 Should be back soon though. 1053 00:53:09,376 --> 00:53:10,744 You're more than welcome to come in. 1054 00:53:10,777 --> 00:53:12,379 Have some tea while you wait? 1055 00:53:12,413 --> 00:53:13,715 Tea? 1056 00:53:13,748 --> 00:53:15,383 You won't wanna fight or nothing, huh? 1057 00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:16,451 No. 1058 00:53:20,721 --> 00:53:21,822 Danny Four Feet. 1059 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,896 Anybody smell Rogaine? 1060 00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:32,767 [man] I remember picking these leaves 1061 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,135 from the Tian Shan mountain range. 1062 00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:36,471 Plucked 'em from the top. 1063 00:53:36,503 --> 00:53:38,440 [indistinct chatter] 1064 00:53:49,949 --> 00:53:50,984 Heard about yesterday. 1065 00:53:53,721 --> 00:53:55,690 Tough times for Danny Eight Hands. 1066 00:53:58,159 --> 00:53:59,494 How did you hear about that? 1067 00:53:59,527 --> 00:54:01,929 Nobody gossips like the Chinese. 1068 00:54:01,961 --> 00:54:03,864 Oh, no, no, it's online. 1069 00:54:03,898 --> 00:54:06,000 Yeah, the kids put up a play-by-play and everything. 1070 00:54:07,668 --> 00:54:09,037 [Carter] You're internet famous. 1071 00:54:10,905 --> 00:54:12,440 Son of a bitch. 1072 00:54:13,606 --> 00:54:15,576 Oh, forgot to like it. 1073 00:54:15,608 --> 00:54:18,179 Yeah, but what do you expect these days? 1074 00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:20,114 Nobody cares about the code of beimo anymore. 1075 00:54:20,146 --> 00:54:22,616 Used to be about respect. 1076 00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:24,018 You'd fight, and no matter who won... 1077 00:54:25,452 --> 00:54:27,021 nobody talked about it afterward. 1078 00:54:27,054 --> 00:54:30,023 Carter, those kids had no idea how Sifu died. 1079 00:54:30,056 --> 00:54:32,559 Well, it was worth a shot, right? 1080 00:54:32,592 --> 00:54:33,793 [Carter chuckles] 1081 00:54:33,827 --> 00:54:37,130 Actually, for you, more like five straight shots to the head. 1082 00:54:37,164 --> 00:54:38,199 [Carter] Definitely worth it. 1083 00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:42,536 So you knew it was a dead end, huh? You set us up. 1084 00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:45,006 No, I didn't know what they knew. 1085 00:54:45,039 --> 00:54:46,741 Just thought it'd be a better bet for them 1086 00:54:46,773 --> 00:54:49,743 to face off against you, the great Three Tigers. 1087 00:54:50,210 --> 00:54:51,478 [sighs] 1088 00:54:51,512 --> 00:54:53,147 [Carter] Well, the old you. 1089 00:54:53,179 --> 00:54:56,650 Then again the now you is the old you. 1090 00:54:58,552 --> 00:55:00,555 Or is it the lesser you? 1091 00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:02,023 Anything else you figured out? 1092 00:55:04,592 --> 00:55:06,594 - I got a couple of ideas. - And? 1093 00:55:06,626 --> 00:55:08,163 [chuckles] So sad. 1094 00:55:09,063 --> 00:55:10,798 A toast! 1095 00:55:10,831 --> 00:55:12,867 To the once great Danny Eight Hands. 1096 00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:13,867 - I... - What are you doing? 1097 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:15,902 - I didn't know he'll say that. - Put it down. 1098 00:55:15,936 --> 00:55:17,905 Time sure catches up to some people. 1099 00:55:17,938 --> 00:55:19,907 And it doesn't change a thing for others. 1100 00:55:19,940 --> 00:55:21,943 I think I might have changed just a little bit. 1101 00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:23,812 [hisses, groans] 1102 00:55:24,512 --> 00:55:25,713 Not like you. 1103 00:55:25,746 --> 00:55:26,881 [imitates chomping] 1104 00:55:26,914 --> 00:55:29,083 [groaning] 1105 00:55:29,115 --> 00:55:30,818 At least it's natural. 1106 00:55:30,851 --> 00:55:33,054 We'll look for Sifu Wong when he gets back. 1107 00:55:33,820 --> 00:55:35,088 You want a theory? 1108 00:55:35,121 --> 00:55:37,524 - Okay, here we go. - No, no, not really. 1109 00:55:37,557 --> 00:55:40,228 How about your Sifu took on another disciple? 1110 00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:42,663 - [chuckles] - We're his only sworn disciples. 1111 00:55:42,695 --> 00:55:43,797 I was with him last. 1112 00:55:43,831 --> 00:55:45,900 Yeah, 15 years ago? 1113 00:55:45,932 --> 00:55:47,534 Plenty of time to raise somebody new. 1114 00:55:47,568 --> 00:55:48,803 Who is it then? 1115 00:55:48,835 --> 00:55:50,137 [sighs deeply] 1116 00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:53,740 - Beimo? - There it is. 1117 00:55:54,574 --> 00:55:57,210 [Jim] There it is. 1118 00:55:57,244 --> 00:56:00,248 [speaks Cantonese Chinese] 1119 00:56:00,914 --> 00:56:02,148 What? 1120 00:56:02,181 --> 00:56:05,986 When the hands cross, all will be revealed. 1121 00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:07,889 Best of three. 1122 00:56:07,922 --> 00:56:10,057 Hell, make it easy. 1123 00:56:10,090 --> 00:56:13,495 Three matches, but only one of you has to beat me. 1124 00:56:17,565 --> 00:56:19,833 [laughter] 1125 00:56:19,867 --> 00:56:21,769 [feigned laugh] 1126 00:56:23,603 --> 00:56:25,972 [loud feigned laugh] 1127 00:56:26,005 --> 00:56:28,608 When'd you get so cocky, man? 1128 00:56:28,641 --> 00:56:30,810 - [groans] - I like it. 1129 00:56:30,844 --> 00:56:32,813 [Hing] What do you say, Dai Si-Hing? 1130 00:56:32,846 --> 00:56:33,882 What if we lose? 1131 00:56:39,853 --> 00:56:41,856 [speaks Cantonese Chinese] 1132 00:56:42,889 --> 00:56:44,592 Can you just say it in English? 1133 00:56:44,625 --> 00:56:46,126 I mean, just say it in English, man. 1134 00:56:46,159 --> 00:56:47,994 [Hing] Because we can't understand. 1135 00:56:48,027 --> 00:56:49,296 The fiercest tigers... 1136 00:56:50,664 --> 00:56:53,568 can never share the same mountain. 1137 00:56:55,068 --> 00:56:56,837 You pick yourself up off the floor 1138 00:56:58,038 --> 00:56:59,940 and you get the hell out of my school. 1139 00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:03,010 [tense music] 1140 00:57:09,048 --> 00:57:10,884 [breathes deeply] All right. 1141 00:57:10,918 --> 00:57:13,086 Come on, Ah Jim, you're first. Make Sifu proud. 1142 00:57:13,119 --> 00:57:15,722 Yeah, yeah. 1143 00:57:15,755 --> 00:57:17,625 Man, I hope you brought your ground game. 1144 00:57:17,657 --> 00:57:20,860 Otherwise, I'm putting you to sleep. 1145 00:57:20,893 --> 00:57:23,330 Oh, are you gonna use Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu on me? 1146 00:57:24,731 --> 00:57:26,333 Forgot your gung fu already? 1147 00:57:33,206 --> 00:57:34,241 [scoffs] 1148 00:57:36,943 --> 00:57:39,212 [grunting] 1149 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:41,882 Dragon! 1150 00:57:43,951 --> 00:57:45,753 [grunting] Snake! 1151 00:57:45,786 --> 00:57:47,121 Oh, my god. 1152 00:57:49,657 --> 00:57:50,658 Tiger! 1153 00:57:52,192 --> 00:57:53,760 [Carter crows] 1154 00:57:53,793 --> 00:57:54,862 [Carter] Cock! 1155 00:57:55,362 --> 00:57:56,731 [grunts] 1156 00:57:56,764 --> 00:57:58,032 Crane. 1157 00:57:59,065 --> 00:58:01,301 [yawning] 1158 00:58:06,206 --> 00:58:07,742 [tense music] 1159 00:58:14,248 --> 00:58:15,849 [laughs] 1160 00:58:15,882 --> 00:58:17,784 This is like what? 1161 00:58:17,818 --> 00:58:19,086 [Jim] You serious? 1162 00:58:20,286 --> 00:58:21,321 Okay. 1163 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,929 [tense music] 1164 00:58:38,137 --> 00:58:39,340 [grunts] 1165 00:58:39,373 --> 00:58:41,075 Oh, come on, Jim. 1166 00:58:41,108 --> 00:58:42,209 You think you're smart, huh? 1167 00:58:42,242 --> 00:58:43,678 You wanna dance with me? 1168 00:58:50,416 --> 00:58:52,319 [breathes deeply] 1169 00:58:58,291 --> 00:58:59,360 Did he hit me? 1170 00:58:59,393 --> 00:59:00,728 No, it's just a glance, man. 1171 00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,096 - It's fine... - You got this... 1172 00:59:02,128 --> 00:59:03,297 - [Danny] It's fine. - [chuckles] 1173 00:59:09,001 --> 00:59:10,070 Oh. 1174 00:59:10,103 --> 00:59:12,272 [mocked groan] 1175 00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:14,942 [grunts] 1176 00:59:14,974 --> 00:59:16,110 All right. 1177 00:59:18,445 --> 00:59:20,948 [grunting] 1178 00:59:20,981 --> 00:59:22,416 Uh-huh. Come on! 1179 00:59:22,449 --> 00:59:23,483 [Jim] Uh-huh. 1180 00:59:23,516 --> 00:59:26,219 [Jim groaning] 1181 00:59:27,755 --> 00:59:30,291 [both grunting] 1182 00:59:30,324 --> 00:59:31,858 Ooh! 1183 00:59:31,891 --> 00:59:33,727 - Get up, come on, get up! - Come on, Jim, get up. 1184 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,362 - Let's do it. - [Hing] That ain't nothing. 1185 00:59:35,394 --> 00:59:36,797 [Jim yells] 1186 00:59:38,398 --> 00:59:40,101 [grunting] 1187 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:48,342 - [bones crack] - Panther! 1188 00:59:49,275 --> 00:59:50,777 Oh! 1189 00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:54,215 [panting] 1190 00:59:54,248 --> 00:59:55,349 Woo! 1191 00:59:55,382 --> 00:59:56,416 Oh! 1192 00:59:56,449 --> 00:59:58,384 - [laughs] - [Danny] Come on. 1193 00:59:58,418 --> 00:59:59,954 Come on. Okay, yeah. 1194 00:59:59,987 --> 01:00:02,423 Oh, Grandmaster Chan? 1195 01:00:02,456 --> 01:00:03,458 We did it. 1196 01:00:05,159 --> 01:00:06,193 We did it! 1197 01:00:06,226 --> 01:00:07,260 Ooh! 1198 01:00:07,927 --> 01:00:09,063 [sighs] 1199 01:00:11,364 --> 01:00:12,466 [gasps] 1200 01:00:13,132 --> 01:00:14,134 One down. 1201 01:00:15,202 --> 01:00:16,437 Two to go. 1202 01:00:16,469 --> 01:00:17,871 It's not fair, Carter. 1203 01:00:17,905 --> 01:00:19,340 You're cheating with all that baby oil. 1204 01:00:19,373 --> 01:00:21,275 He just beat our best guy. 1205 01:00:21,307 --> 01:00:22,476 Oh, no offense. 1206 01:00:22,509 --> 01:00:23,777 All right. 1207 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:27,381 What about a... 1208 01:00:28,382 --> 01:00:30,317 handicap for your handicap? 1209 01:00:30,349 --> 01:00:31,951 [Carter] Use any weapon you want. 1210 01:00:31,985 --> 01:00:33,054 First blood? 1211 01:00:33,820 --> 01:00:34,989 Even a pin prick. 1212 01:00:36,155 --> 01:00:38,192 Fine. But you're the prick. 1213 01:00:38,224 --> 01:00:40,360 - No, you're the prick. - I'm the pin, you're the prick. 1214 01:00:40,393 --> 01:00:41,528 No, you're the prick. 1215 01:00:41,561 --> 01:00:42,829 And I'm pinning you 1216 01:00:42,862 --> 01:00:44,197 with my prick... with your prick. 1217 01:00:44,231 --> 01:00:45,266 Ew. 1218 01:00:45,298 --> 01:00:46,467 Just pick a weapon! 1219 01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:50,971 [tense music] 1220 01:00:57,476 --> 01:00:59,780 [grunting] 1221 01:01:03,282 --> 01:01:04,418 [sighs] 1222 01:01:13,927 --> 01:01:15,262 [yells] 1223 01:01:16,597 --> 01:01:17,799 [groans] 1224 01:01:23,135 --> 01:01:25,172 - [grunts] - Oh. 1225 01:01:29,409 --> 01:01:30,443 [angry groan] 1226 01:01:30,476 --> 01:01:33,413 [tense music] 1227 01:01:34,414 --> 01:01:37,118 [farting] 1228 01:01:38,351 --> 01:01:39,386 [sniffs] 1229 01:01:40,119 --> 01:01:41,621 [yells, grunts] 1230 01:01:41,655 --> 01:01:43,390 [clanks] 1231 01:01:43,422 --> 01:01:44,591 [clatters] 1232 01:01:44,625 --> 01:01:46,027 [gasps] 1233 01:01:48,027 --> 01:01:49,462 [sucks teeth] 1234 01:01:51,398 --> 01:01:52,600 Wha... 1235 01:01:55,135 --> 01:01:56,303 [yells] 1236 01:01:56,335 --> 01:01:59,606 [both grunting] 1237 01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:02,109 Not the hair, not the hair! 1238 01:02:02,141 --> 01:02:03,510 No, no, no, no! 1239 01:02:04,277 --> 01:02:05,545 [Hing groans] 1240 01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:09,382 [panting] 1241 01:02:14,521 --> 01:02:16,023 - [grunts] - [groans] 1242 01:02:24,097 --> 01:02:25,132 [both groan] 1243 01:02:25,632 --> 01:02:27,434 [yells] 1244 01:02:30,070 --> 01:02:32,606 [groans] No, no, no, no! 1245 01:02:33,373 --> 01:02:35,275 No, no, no, no! 1246 01:02:39,313 --> 01:02:41,581 [both sighing] 1247 01:02:43,317 --> 01:02:44,452 Bald eagle. 1248 01:02:53,659 --> 01:02:54,928 [pants] 1249 01:03:04,471 --> 01:03:05,505 [grunts] 1250 01:03:10,978 --> 01:03:12,346 - [breathes deeply] - That's it. 1251 01:03:12,378 --> 01:03:14,047 - He's doing his breathing. - [Jim] Yeah. 1252 01:03:14,081 --> 01:03:16,017 That's it, Dai Si-Hing, nice and easy. 1253 01:03:21,221 --> 01:03:24,557 [slow-motion grunting] 1254 01:03:33,132 --> 01:03:34,634 Yes, oh, yeah! 1255 01:03:34,668 --> 01:03:36,670 - [Hing] Yes! - [Jim laughs] 1256 01:03:36,702 --> 01:03:38,672 - Yes, Danny! - [grunts] 1257 01:03:39,572 --> 01:03:40,641 Okay, okay, careful! 1258 01:03:41,574 --> 01:03:43,277 [both grunt] 1259 01:03:56,489 --> 01:03:57,724 Oh, no, no, no. 1260 01:03:57,757 --> 01:03:59,059 - [grunts] - [Hing] Come on. 1261 01:04:00,559 --> 01:04:01,594 [yells] 1262 01:04:01,628 --> 01:04:04,332 - [both grunting] - [bones crack] 1263 01:04:11,204 --> 01:04:13,641 Aah! 1264 01:04:15,342 --> 01:04:16,744 [groans] 1265 01:04:17,510 --> 01:04:18,679 Come on, come on. 1266 01:04:18,711 --> 01:04:21,315 - [groaning] - [Carter grunts] 1267 01:04:26,119 --> 01:04:28,322 Wait, Carter! 1268 01:04:42,802 --> 01:04:44,070 Did I win? 1269 01:04:44,103 --> 01:04:45,105 [chuckles] 1270 01:04:45,639 --> 01:04:47,608 Carter. 1271 01:04:47,641 --> 01:04:49,777 What, Sifu? We're just playing around. 1272 01:04:50,744 --> 01:04:52,246 I was only going half power. 1273 01:04:52,278 --> 01:04:53,713 You are not that strong. 1274 01:04:56,248 --> 01:04:57,417 I am that strong. 1275 01:04:58,117 --> 01:05:00,554 Sifu Wong? 1276 01:05:00,586 --> 01:05:03,724 Did our Sifu take in a new disciple? 1277 01:05:03,757 --> 01:05:06,594 No, never. 1278 01:05:09,429 --> 01:05:11,132 [Danny groans] 1279 01:05:14,634 --> 01:05:17,670 Then why is Carter going on about another disciple? 1280 01:05:21,373 --> 01:05:22,675 Carter! 1281 01:05:25,112 --> 01:05:26,247 [sighs] 1282 01:05:28,315 --> 01:05:30,416 Last winter, I received a challenge letter. 1283 01:05:30,449 --> 01:05:32,852 [Carter] Wanted to fight me here at the school. 1284 01:05:32,885 --> 01:05:35,521 He'd already been around to the other masters and... 1285 01:05:35,554 --> 01:05:37,223 he'd beaten them all bad. 1286 01:05:37,257 --> 01:05:38,659 Did you win? 1287 01:05:39,726 --> 01:05:41,494 [laughs] 1288 01:05:41,527 --> 01:05:43,230 You got your butt kicked, didn't you? 1289 01:05:43,262 --> 01:05:44,364 I didn't lose! 1290 01:05:46,766 --> 01:05:48,335 I didn't win either. 1291 01:05:49,835 --> 01:05:51,270 When he was on his way here, 1292 01:05:51,304 --> 01:05:54,407 I locked up the school, turned out the lights. 1293 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,076 Stayed up here until he left. 1294 01:05:57,777 --> 01:06:00,447 Your Sifu came over to personally apologize. 1295 01:06:03,483 --> 01:06:06,153 Said his disciple was totally out of control. 1296 01:06:06,186 --> 01:06:09,457 He actually said that, "his disciple"? 1297 01:06:11,224 --> 01:06:13,327 Where can we find this guy? 1298 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,695 Try the Dungeon. 1299 01:06:14,728 --> 01:06:15,896 His type might hang out there. 1300 01:06:15,929 --> 01:06:17,396 The Dungeon? 1301 01:06:17,429 --> 01:06:19,332 - You know this? - [Jim] Oh, yeah. 1302 01:06:19,365 --> 01:06:21,434 They say it's a mob front. 1303 01:06:21,467 --> 01:06:24,403 Bunch of journeymen who do enforcer work on the side. 1304 01:06:24,436 --> 01:06:26,606 This guy turned his back on your Sifu, 1305 01:06:26,639 --> 01:06:29,143 got mixed up with the Triads. 1306 01:06:29,175 --> 01:06:32,145 Sifu Cheung swore he would take back his gung fu. 1307 01:06:32,179 --> 01:06:33,280 You're saying they fought? 1308 01:06:34,947 --> 01:06:36,317 How'd Sifu lose? 1309 01:06:39,318 --> 01:06:40,855 Oh, come on. 1310 01:06:43,789 --> 01:06:44,891 Oh! 1311 01:06:46,559 --> 01:06:47,927 My head's killing me. 1312 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,229 [Hing] Could be. 1313 01:06:50,262 --> 01:06:53,299 You did get knocked out twice in one day. 1314 01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:55,869 All that blood pressure squeezing your brain 1315 01:06:55,902 --> 01:06:57,637 against your skull. 1316 01:06:57,670 --> 01:06:58,739 It's what killed Bruce Lee. 1317 01:07:00,806 --> 01:07:01,808 [laughs] 1318 01:07:03,809 --> 01:07:05,512 Oh, there you go. 1319 01:07:05,545 --> 01:07:06,747 Oh. 1320 01:07:06,780 --> 01:07:09,216 - Mm-mm. - Trust me, it works. 1321 01:07:12,284 --> 01:07:13,520 [all slurping] 1322 01:07:14,387 --> 01:07:15,456 [grunts] 1323 01:07:16,623 --> 01:07:17,691 [exhales] 1324 01:07:17,724 --> 01:07:19,760 Is that what I think it is? 1325 01:07:20,527 --> 01:07:21,561 [grunts] 1326 01:07:29,835 --> 01:07:31,404 Oh. 1327 01:07:31,438 --> 01:07:32,739 [Hing] Really? 1328 01:07:32,771 --> 01:07:34,974 The holy grail. 1329 01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:36,242 [Hing] Yes! 1330 01:07:39,913 --> 01:07:41,615 Why are we here? 1331 01:07:41,648 --> 01:07:43,751 Oh, Carter always loses. 1332 01:07:44,818 --> 01:07:46,820 This is when you put it on him. 1333 01:07:46,853 --> 01:07:48,755 You dismantled him this time, I remember this. 1334 01:07:48,788 --> 01:07:51,557 [teen Jim] I'm not gonna take my jacket off this time. Watch. 1335 01:07:51,590 --> 01:07:52,859 [teen Hing] Okay, Dai Si-Hing? 1336 01:07:57,364 --> 01:07:58,664 [grunts] 1337 01:07:58,697 --> 01:08:01,768 Oh, he's mad, oh! 1338 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,903 I still can't believe he just waxed all our asses. 1339 01:08:03,936 --> 01:08:07,873 [both grunting] 1340 01:08:07,907 --> 01:08:10,309 - Oh! - [all laughing] 1341 01:08:10,342 --> 01:08:11,344 [teen Hing] Come on, open it. 1342 01:08:11,378 --> 01:08:13,480 - [Danny exhales] - [teen Jim] God, God, God. 1343 01:08:15,648 --> 01:08:17,350 [teen Hing] What does it say? 1344 01:08:17,384 --> 01:08:18,685 - I'm in. - [Jim gasps] 1345 01:08:18,717 --> 01:08:19,752 [teen Hing] You're going to Japan? 1346 01:08:19,786 --> 01:08:21,688 [teen Jim] We're going to Japan! 1347 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:22,788 [laughter] 1348 01:08:22,822 --> 01:08:25,324 - [overlapping chatter] - [teen Jim] We're gonna be rich! 1349 01:08:25,358 --> 01:08:27,561 [teen Tigers laughing] 1350 01:08:27,594 --> 01:08:29,930 [all] Japan, Japan, Japan! 1351 01:08:34,466 --> 01:08:36,435 [teen Hing] Danny? 1352 01:08:36,469 --> 01:08:38,005 How are you gonna tell Sifu? 1353 01:08:42,375 --> 01:08:44,310 [somber music] 1354 01:08:44,344 --> 01:08:45,645 [teen Jim] Oh, what is that? 1355 01:08:45,679 --> 01:08:46,980 Oh, yum. 1356 01:08:47,012 --> 01:08:50,817 [indistinct TV chatter] 1357 01:08:50,850 --> 01:08:52,519 - Chicken! - [Jim] Oh, damn. 1358 01:08:52,551 --> 01:08:54,887 - [teen Jim] Oh, yeah! - We were always mealing, man. 1359 01:08:54,921 --> 01:08:56,323 Sifu's cooking? 1360 01:08:56,355 --> 01:08:57,490 What are you guys eating? 1361 01:08:57,524 --> 01:08:58,592 - [laughing] - Careful, Hing. 1362 01:08:58,625 --> 01:08:59,725 You're gonna get fat. 1363 01:08:59,759 --> 01:09:00,827 He's gonna get so fat. 1364 01:09:00,859 --> 01:09:01,927 [laughs] 1365 01:09:01,961 --> 01:09:03,697 - [indistinct TV chatter] - [burps] 1366 01:09:03,729 --> 01:09:04,797 [Jim] That's nasty. 1367 01:09:04,831 --> 01:09:06,333 [teen Jim] Oh. 1368 01:09:06,365 --> 01:09:09,336 [teen Hing] Hey, guys, wait for Sifu! 1369 01:09:09,368 --> 01:09:11,070 - Sifu! - [Hing] See, man, I told you. 1370 01:09:11,104 --> 01:09:13,407 You always got the best piece of chicken. 1371 01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:14,507 [chuckles] 1372 01:09:15,908 --> 01:09:17,476 It's true! [laughs] 1373 01:09:17,510 --> 01:09:18,679 Oh, thank you, Sifu. 1374 01:09:18,712 --> 01:09:20,480 I'm going to slow down, calm down... 1375 01:09:20,512 --> 01:09:21,547 [teen Hing] Oh! Oh. 1376 01:09:21,581 --> 01:09:23,550 Okay, go ahead, go ahead I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1377 01:09:23,582 --> 01:09:24,817 What? Ah, too slow! 1378 01:09:24,850 --> 01:09:27,487 Master your chopsticks, yes. 1379 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,590 - [teen Tigers laughing] - Okay, now, before we start. 1380 01:09:30,923 --> 01:09:32,426 Happy birthday, Jim. 1381 01:09:32,458 --> 01:09:33,592 Thank you, Sifu. 1382 01:09:33,626 --> 01:09:34,728 [teen Hing] Happy birthday, Jim. 1383 01:09:34,761 --> 01:09:37,831 Thank you, guys. Thank you so much. 1384 01:09:37,863 --> 01:09:40,599 [teen Jim] But this is all for me, right, Sifu? 1385 01:09:40,632 --> 01:09:41,667 [teen Danny] You can't eat all that. 1386 01:09:41,701 --> 01:09:42,903 [Cheung] You're not sharing? 1387 01:09:42,935 --> 01:09:44,971 [overlapping chatter] 1388 01:09:45,904 --> 01:09:48,742 [indistinct TV chatter] 1389 01:09:48,774 --> 01:09:51,711 - [Cheung] Not "I", it's "We". - [teen Tigers] We. We! 1390 01:09:51,744 --> 01:09:53,713 - [teen Jim] It's for us! - [teen Hing] We. 1391 01:09:53,747 --> 01:09:56,350 [indistinct TV chatter] 1392 01:09:59,853 --> 01:10:02,622 [panting] 1393 01:10:02,654 --> 01:10:04,590 Really, stairs? 1394 01:10:04,623 --> 01:10:07,394 This ain't exactly handicap-friendly. 1395 01:10:07,426 --> 01:10:09,563 Not that I'm handicapped. 1396 01:10:09,595 --> 01:10:10,963 You sure this is the spot? 1397 01:10:10,997 --> 01:10:13,534 [Jim] Yeah, so keep your head on a swivel, understand? 1398 01:10:14,967 --> 01:10:18,137 So, uh, how do we find this guy, huh? 1399 01:10:18,171 --> 01:10:21,807 Easy. Find the one that hits the hardest. 1400 01:10:21,841 --> 01:10:23,944 Find the one that hits the hardest? 1401 01:10:23,976 --> 01:10:25,045 How? 1402 01:10:25,078 --> 01:10:27,748 [upbeat music] 1403 01:10:30,550 --> 01:10:32,920 [indistinct chatter] 1404 01:10:37,657 --> 01:10:39,726 [background chatter] 1405 01:10:50,103 --> 01:10:52,105 [upbeat music] 1406 01:11:08,555 --> 01:11:10,591 [upbeat music continues] 1407 01:11:36,082 --> 01:11:37,250 Any luck? 1408 01:11:37,283 --> 01:11:39,753 Man, everybody here looks like they can put the hurt on. 1409 01:11:39,786 --> 01:11:41,520 I mean, what are we looking for? 1410 01:11:41,554 --> 01:11:43,190 Not looking, listen. 1411 01:11:43,890 --> 01:11:44,925 What? 1412 01:11:46,024 --> 01:11:48,027 [hard thudding] 1413 01:11:51,797 --> 01:11:53,766 [Jim] Ah Hing, talk to me. 1414 01:11:55,167 --> 01:11:57,537 [sharp thwacking noises] 1415 01:12:07,012 --> 01:12:09,149 That's... the sound. 1416 01:12:11,984 --> 01:12:12,985 Whoa. 1417 01:12:17,856 --> 01:12:19,158 [both] Damn. 1418 01:12:23,162 --> 01:12:25,164 [ominous music] 1419 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,636 [upbeat music] 1420 01:12:39,945 --> 01:12:41,515 Let's go. Go, go! 1421 01:12:43,550 --> 01:12:45,619 [Jim] That's too close, man. 1422 01:12:45,652 --> 01:12:47,688 - [Hing] What are we doing? - [Jim] What are you doing? 1423 01:12:48,921 --> 01:12:50,857 [background chatter] 1424 01:12:54,027 --> 01:12:55,295 Get ready to do that U-turn, man. 1425 01:12:55,328 --> 01:12:56,663 Get ready to do the U-turn. 1426 01:12:57,863 --> 01:13:00,232 Okay, go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go! 1427 01:13:00,265 --> 01:13:03,135 [Danny] I know, I know, I know! I know, hold on, hold on! 1428 01:13:03,168 --> 01:13:04,671 [Hing] You're driving like a soccer mom! 1429 01:13:04,703 --> 01:13:05,905 [Jim] Danny! 1430 01:13:05,939 --> 01:13:06,972 I know, hold on, hold on. 1431 01:13:07,006 --> 01:13:08,307 What are you doing, a 3-point turn? 1432 01:13:08,341 --> 01:13:09,576 [Hing] U it, just U it! 1433 01:13:12,878 --> 01:13:13,947 Slow down, just slow down. 1434 01:13:13,979 --> 01:13:15,180 Why are you all up on him like that? 1435 01:13:15,215 --> 01:13:17,817 - [Hing] You are on his ass. - [Danny] Just don't look at him. 1436 01:13:17,850 --> 01:13:19,820 - [Jim] Don't look at him? - [Danny] Just don't look. 1437 01:13:21,954 --> 01:13:23,323 [Jim] Are you serious right now? 1438 01:13:23,355 --> 01:13:24,623 [Hing] Oh. 1439 01:13:24,657 --> 01:13:25,992 Now speed up, speed up, speed up. 1440 01:13:26,024 --> 01:13:27,594 [Danny] You guys are exhausting. 1441 01:13:27,627 --> 01:13:30,264 [engine revving] 1442 01:13:42,609 --> 01:13:44,711 [background chatter] 1443 01:13:59,993 --> 01:14:02,162 [ominous music] 1444 01:14:02,194 --> 01:14:04,363 - So what do we do? - I don't know. 1445 01:14:04,396 --> 01:14:06,166 [Del] Oh, hey, I'm sorry. 1446 01:14:06,198 --> 01:14:08,201 I'll be right back, I promise, okay? 1447 01:14:10,002 --> 01:14:11,037 [sighs] 1448 01:14:13,171 --> 01:14:14,807 - Take your hood off. - What, why? 1449 01:14:14,841 --> 01:14:16,343 - Take your hood off! - What? 1450 01:14:16,376 --> 01:14:17,811 [Del] Today's special, three courses, 1451 01:14:17,844 --> 01:14:18,912 $8.95, you want it? 1452 01:14:18,944 --> 01:14:21,715 - No, we don't want any food. - Hey, table's not free. 1453 01:14:21,747 --> 01:14:24,049 Okay, then we'll have some tea. 1454 01:14:24,082 --> 01:14:25,719 If you don't eat, tea's not free. 1455 01:14:26,752 --> 01:14:27,887 He's gonna pay. 1456 01:14:28,787 --> 01:14:29,822 [indistinct chatter] 1457 01:14:36,395 --> 01:14:38,331 [Del] Sorry about that... 1458 01:14:46,238 --> 01:14:47,306 Nice suit. 1459 01:14:51,444 --> 01:14:53,847 Oh, here he comes. Don't look, don't look, just pretend. 1460 01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:55,148 Use your peripheral. 1461 01:14:58,150 --> 01:14:59,619 I got this. 1462 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:01,755 [groans] 1463 01:15:03,021 --> 01:15:04,690 [door creaks open] 1464 01:15:16,335 --> 01:15:18,270 [in Cantonese Chinese] 1465 01:15:20,105 --> 01:15:21,273 [thwacks] 1466 01:15:30,416 --> 01:15:34,755 [door opens, closes] 1467 01:15:37,789 --> 01:15:39,059 [zipper zips open] 1468 01:15:41,894 --> 01:15:43,896 [urinating] 1469 01:15:48,067 --> 01:15:49,235 [loud thwack] 1470 01:16:05,417 --> 01:16:06,452 [sighs] 1471 01:16:06,485 --> 01:16:08,721 [indistinct chatter] 1472 01:16:09,488 --> 01:16:11,256 Hey, where's the wine? 1473 01:16:11,289 --> 01:16:13,493 [panting] 1474 01:16:13,525 --> 01:16:15,761 He... he did it, I saw him, he did it. 1475 01:16:15,795 --> 01:16:17,463 I heard it. I... 1476 01:16:17,497 --> 01:16:20,100 - Where'd... where'd he go? - Don't worry. 1477 01:16:20,132 --> 01:16:21,501 We got him right where we want him. 1478 01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:23,335 - What do you mean? - He kicked his bike over. 1479 01:16:23,368 --> 01:16:26,405 - You what? - It weighs over 400 pounds! 1480 01:16:26,439 --> 01:16:28,508 He can't go anywhere, now we can get him right now. 1481 01:16:28,541 --> 01:16:30,275 No, no, he's a hitman. 1482 01:16:30,309 --> 01:16:32,311 - He's a gung fu hitman. - [both] What? 1483 01:16:32,345 --> 01:16:34,180 Yeah, he didn't even wash his hands. He... 1484 01:16:34,212 --> 01:16:35,514 - [yells] - [clatters] 1485 01:16:35,547 --> 01:16:37,516 - Somebody get help! - Go call 911! 1486 01:16:37,550 --> 01:16:39,351 - [guest 1] Please, help! - [guest 2] Somebody help! 1487 01:16:39,385 --> 01:16:40,920 Oh, I don't know. 1488 01:16:40,953 --> 01:16:42,022 Are you okay? 1489 01:16:44,189 --> 01:16:45,324 No way. 1490 01:16:46,993 --> 01:16:49,463 - [woman crying] - [gasps] 1491 01:16:50,262 --> 01:16:53,298 [distant clamoring] 1492 01:16:53,332 --> 01:16:55,836 - Poison fingers. - [guest 1] Help! 1493 01:17:04,409 --> 01:17:05,845 Well, that was a bright idea. 1494 01:17:05,877 --> 01:17:07,045 But he's right there. 1495 01:17:07,078 --> 01:17:08,782 - We just grab him! - Yeah. 1496 01:17:08,814 --> 01:17:10,115 And do what? 1497 01:17:10,149 --> 01:17:11,918 There's no murder weapon. 1498 01:17:11,951 --> 01:17:13,252 The cops will say it was a heart attack 1499 01:17:13,286 --> 01:17:14,487 just like with Sifu. 1500 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,089 We can't just let him go. 1501 01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:21,060 [tense music] 1502 01:17:29,502 --> 01:17:30,837 Need a lift? 1503 01:17:32,305 --> 01:17:34,841 - Was this you? - It depends. 1504 01:17:34,873 --> 01:17:37,577 Who taught you poison fingers? 1505 01:17:37,609 --> 01:17:38,878 The Three Tigers. 1506 01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:41,581 Took you guys long enough. 1507 01:17:41,613 --> 01:17:44,817 Dai Si-Hing... just say the word. 1508 01:17:46,985 --> 01:17:48,255 You're Dai Si-Hing. 1509 01:17:56,929 --> 01:17:57,963 Holy shit. 1510 01:17:59,231 --> 01:18:01,134 That's impossible. 1511 01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:03,269 Only one can inherit the clan. 1512 01:18:03,301 --> 01:18:05,438 If all your sons died, wouldn't you want another one? 1513 01:18:07,073 --> 01:18:09,342 Hey, Sifu told me you hit him before you left. 1514 01:18:10,542 --> 01:18:11,877 Is that true? 1515 01:18:11,911 --> 01:18:12,913 What's he talking about? 1516 01:18:13,511 --> 01:18:14,613 Did that happen? 1517 01:18:14,646 --> 01:18:17,050 [Zhen Fan] We all broke the old man. 1518 01:18:17,082 --> 01:18:18,083 Some more than others. 1519 01:18:20,586 --> 01:18:22,856 The fiercest tigers can never share the same mountain. 1520 01:18:24,155 --> 01:18:25,524 Beimo. 1521 01:18:25,557 --> 01:18:27,493 [tense music] 1522 01:18:39,137 --> 01:18:41,140 [music intensifies] 1523 01:18:41,172 --> 01:18:44,243 [cell phone ringing] 1524 01:18:44,277 --> 01:18:46,311 Dammit! 1525 01:18:46,345 --> 01:18:47,579 You're gonna answer the phone? 1526 01:18:47,613 --> 01:18:49,449 Just one second, I gotta get this. 1527 01:18:49,481 --> 01:18:51,583 It might be an emergency. 1528 01:18:51,617 --> 01:18:53,119 He just called beimo, man, come on. 1529 01:18:54,319 --> 01:18:55,487 - Caryn? - [Caryn] Danny, 1530 01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:57,155 did you get my texts? 1531 01:18:57,189 --> 01:18:59,057 Just tell her you'll call her back. 1532 01:18:59,091 --> 01:19:01,327 [Caryn] I need you to do me a big, big favor. 1533 01:19:01,359 --> 01:19:04,596 I'm stuck at work and it... it's not ending anytime soon. 1534 01:19:04,630 --> 01:19:06,132 Can you pick Ed up from school today? 1535 01:19:06,164 --> 01:19:07,365 Ah... 1536 01:19:07,399 --> 01:19:10,135 [Caryn] I could just pick him up at your place later, say 8:00? 1537 01:19:10,168 --> 01:19:12,671 You know what, I'm sorry, I can't right now. 1538 01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:14,140 Now is not a good time. 1539 01:19:14,172 --> 01:19:15,440 - [Caryn] Let's not do this. - Hey! 1540 01:19:15,474 --> 01:19:16,542 I need you to step... 1541 01:19:16,574 --> 01:19:19,311 He killed Sifu, what the hell we waiting for? 1542 01:19:19,345 --> 01:19:21,114 If we go at it here, 1543 01:19:21,146 --> 01:19:22,916 we're gonna have to fight off the cops, too. 1544 01:19:22,948 --> 01:19:24,317 Holy shit! 1545 01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:27,921 [grunting] 1546 01:19:27,953 --> 01:19:29,621 Ugh. 1547 01:19:29,654 --> 01:19:32,557 Chinatown pier, 10:00. 1548 01:19:32,591 --> 01:19:34,494 This is such bullshit. 1549 01:19:34,527 --> 01:19:36,362 What are we doing? 1550 01:19:36,395 --> 01:19:39,065 So what, we just don't show up? 1551 01:19:39,097 --> 01:19:42,068 He'll think we chickened out, but he'll move on. 1552 01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:43,135 Like Carter. 1553 01:19:44,337 --> 01:19:48,574 Guys like this just want their ego stroked. 1554 01:19:48,606 --> 01:19:52,278 This prick is murdering people using our gung fu. 1555 01:19:53,645 --> 01:19:55,514 When'd you hit the old man? 1556 01:19:56,481 --> 01:19:59,252 It was stupid. I... 1557 01:19:59,284 --> 01:20:01,654 - I just got lucky. - There's no lucky with Sifu. 1558 01:20:12,131 --> 01:20:14,200 When I told him about going to Japan. 1559 01:20:15,667 --> 01:20:17,402 [Danny] He wasn't having it. 1560 01:20:17,435 --> 01:20:19,404 He said a gung fu man should never trade 1561 01:20:19,438 --> 01:20:20,673 in his honor for money. 1562 01:20:22,742 --> 01:20:23,944 And I got mad. 1563 01:20:26,212 --> 01:20:29,082 I said something smart, he called me a disgrace. 1564 01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:32,052 It got heated and I just... 1565 01:20:35,453 --> 01:20:36,555 I fired on him. 1566 01:20:36,588 --> 01:20:38,224 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 1567 01:20:38,256 --> 01:20:41,693 You... you told me he gave us his blessing! 1568 01:20:41,726 --> 01:20:44,296 I would have never gone with you if it was like that. 1569 01:20:44,662 --> 01:20:45,697 Never. 1570 01:20:45,730 --> 01:20:47,699 You never looked back either. 1571 01:20:47,733 --> 01:20:51,070 - What? - You can make it up now. 1572 01:20:51,103 --> 01:20:52,438 We gotta take ourgung fu back. 1573 01:20:52,470 --> 01:20:55,007 Dude knows the death touch, man. 1574 01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:56,342 Not even Sifu could even stop him. 1575 01:20:56,375 --> 01:20:57,542 But at least Sifu tried. 1576 01:20:57,576 --> 01:20:59,712 Look, I got a kid that needs me, alive. 1577 01:20:59,744 --> 01:21:02,247 Huh! Give me a break, man. 1578 01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:04,117 You ain't winning no father of the year awards. 1579 01:21:05,784 --> 01:21:08,020 [sighs] Ah Jim? 1580 01:21:10,155 --> 01:21:11,791 First rule. 1581 01:21:11,823 --> 01:21:14,259 Never get in a ring unless there's a chance you can win. 1582 01:21:16,261 --> 01:21:18,764 No one here can, so... 1583 01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:21,300 I don't believe this. 1584 01:21:21,332 --> 01:21:23,635 Sifu taught us gung fu... 1585 01:21:23,668 --> 01:21:26,171 so that we can become good righteous men. 1586 01:21:26,204 --> 01:21:29,574 Out there is a very, very bad man. 1587 01:21:29,608 --> 01:21:34,247 Now we all swore together that we would defend the weak. 1588 01:21:34,279 --> 01:21:37,216 Yourgung fu don't mean nothing without your word. 1589 01:21:37,716 --> 01:21:39,385 [Hing] Right? 1590 01:21:39,417 --> 01:21:42,154 Dai Si-Hing, my ass. 1591 01:21:42,188 --> 01:21:44,123 Ah Hing, let me take you home. 1592 01:21:44,722 --> 01:21:45,792 [Jim] Ah Hing. 1593 01:21:59,771 --> 01:22:02,108 [indistinct yelling] 1594 01:22:02,140 --> 01:22:03,475 - [boy 1] Come on! - [boy 2] Come on, grind... 1595 01:22:12,451 --> 01:22:13,519 [boy 3] Fight, yeah! 1596 01:22:13,551 --> 01:22:14,452 [overlapping yelling] 1597 01:22:14,487 --> 01:22:16,521 - [boy 2] Get him, get him! - [Danny] Hey! 1598 01:22:16,555 --> 01:22:18,858 Hey, stop! Hey, just get outta here! 1599 01:22:18,890 --> 01:22:20,225 Get... get outta here! 1600 01:22:20,859 --> 01:22:22,161 You all right? 1601 01:22:22,194 --> 01:22:23,396 Get outta here! 1602 01:22:28,333 --> 01:22:30,702 Whoa, okay, okay, you're okay, you're okay, you're okay. 1603 01:22:30,735 --> 01:22:31,804 Stand up, stand up. 1604 01:22:31,837 --> 01:22:34,507 Let me see. Let me see your face. 1605 01:22:36,175 --> 01:22:38,377 Oh, it's okay. Let me get your backpack. 1606 01:22:38,409 --> 01:22:39,412 You all right? 1607 01:22:41,247 --> 01:22:42,548 And who were those kids? 1608 01:22:46,252 --> 01:22:49,722 [background chatter] 1609 01:22:49,755 --> 01:22:53,725 Next time, don't get in a fight with a future linebacker, okay? 1610 01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:56,295 That guy was 12? 1611 01:22:56,328 --> 01:22:57,397 Jeez. 1612 01:22:58,663 --> 01:23:00,500 You're lucky it's not broken. 1613 01:23:00,533 --> 01:23:02,368 What happened to your face? 1614 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:03,569 Oh, what, this? 1615 01:23:05,337 --> 01:23:07,540 I ran into a door. 1616 01:23:07,573 --> 01:23:10,843 You know how I tell you not to run around the house? 1617 01:23:10,876 --> 01:23:12,445 Well, there's a good reason for that. 1618 01:23:15,613 --> 01:23:17,817 So... 1619 01:23:17,850 --> 01:23:19,586 how do you think we should tell your mother? 1620 01:23:20,752 --> 01:23:21,753 Hmm? 1621 01:23:22,854 --> 01:23:25,590 - Do we have to? - Mm-hm. 1622 01:23:25,623 --> 01:23:26,626 Honor your mother. 1623 01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:30,596 But we told mom we went to Magic Land. 1624 01:23:32,530 --> 01:23:36,168 Well, this is not the same as Magic Land. 1625 01:23:36,202 --> 01:23:39,305 And we didn't tell her 'cause it would hurt her. 1626 01:23:39,337 --> 01:23:41,407 - That's what you said, right? - No, that's not it. 1627 01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:44,610 So I wouldn't get in trouble and I could see you again? 1628 01:23:45,743 --> 01:23:46,778 That... that... 1629 01:23:47,813 --> 01:23:49,414 This is completely different. 1630 01:23:49,448 --> 01:23:51,250 Besides, that's not what I was trying to... 1631 01:23:51,283 --> 01:23:53,186 [sighs] 1632 01:23:57,288 --> 01:23:58,323 Okay. 1633 01:23:59,757 --> 01:24:01,626 Buddy, we have to tell your mother about this, 1634 01:24:01,659 --> 01:24:02,729 all right? 1635 01:24:06,497 --> 01:24:08,902 - Is it ever okay to fight? - No. 1636 01:24:14,372 --> 01:24:15,807 And if it happens to you... 1637 01:24:17,243 --> 01:24:18,444 you gotta go find a teacher. 1638 01:24:19,511 --> 01:24:21,381 What if there is no teacher? 1639 01:24:22,314 --> 01:24:23,749 Then you walk away. 1640 01:24:23,782 --> 01:24:25,418 What if he hits your friend? 1641 01:24:25,451 --> 01:24:26,786 Then you both have to walk away. 1642 01:24:30,322 --> 01:24:31,391 But he... 1643 01:24:34,260 --> 01:24:37,497 Doesn't stop, calls your friend a faggot, 1644 01:24:38,396 --> 01:24:42,001 and punches him every day. 1645 01:24:42,033 --> 01:24:44,903 Well, that sounds like something they need to settle 1646 01:24:44,936 --> 01:24:48,774 between themselves as grown children. 1647 01:24:51,409 --> 01:24:54,447 You said I couldn't learn any gung fu. 1648 01:24:54,479 --> 01:24:57,515 [Ed] I asked you and you wouldn't teach me. 1649 01:24:57,548 --> 01:25:00,220 I can't just let them hurt my friend like that, right, Dad? 1650 01:25:07,926 --> 01:25:10,930 [tense music] 1651 01:25:23,074 --> 01:25:26,345 I'm Hing, second disciple of Sifu Cheung. 1652 01:25:26,377 --> 01:25:27,412 [Hing] Beimo. 1653 01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:30,016 [wind howls] 1654 01:25:30,849 --> 01:25:32,585 [groans] 1655 01:25:32,618 --> 01:25:34,320 - [speaks Cantonese Chinese] - [all] Hiya! 1656 01:25:34,353 --> 01:25:35,788 - [speaks Cantonese Chinese] - [all] Hiya! 1657 01:25:35,820 --> 01:25:37,756 - [speaks Cantonese Chinese] - [all] Hiya, hiya! 1658 01:25:37,789 --> 01:25:40,393 Up on this, up on the fist, good. 1659 01:25:40,426 --> 01:25:42,061 Deeper stance. 1660 01:25:42,094 --> 01:25:45,530 Good, roll the thumb over, tighter fist, good. 1661 01:25:46,064 --> 01:25:47,532 [knock on door] 1662 01:25:50,636 --> 01:25:52,004 Oh, my god, what happened to you? 1663 01:25:52,037 --> 01:25:55,408 Uh, door, wall, something. 1664 01:25:57,109 --> 01:25:58,811 Oh, hang on, hang on, buddy. 1665 01:25:59,610 --> 01:26:00,546 [sighs] 1666 01:26:00,578 --> 01:26:02,414 Don't we have something to tell your mother? 1667 01:26:16,962 --> 01:26:19,332 [Caryn] Always walk away, Ed. 1668 01:26:19,364 --> 01:26:21,766 I don't care who or what started it. 1669 01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:23,936 Ellsworth is one of the best schools in the state. 1670 01:26:23,969 --> 01:26:26,404 Your dad and I worked very hard to get you there. 1671 01:26:26,438 --> 01:26:28,708 We cannot let this ruin your future. 1672 01:26:28,740 --> 01:26:29,975 [Danny] No, wait. 1673 01:26:30,007 --> 01:26:32,610 I don't think we should be that hard on him. 1674 01:26:32,644 --> 01:26:35,681 I mean, he could have lied to you about it, but he didn't. 1675 01:26:35,713 --> 01:26:37,783 The most important thing is that he told you the truth. 1676 01:26:38,783 --> 01:26:39,719 Is that so? 1677 01:26:39,752 --> 01:26:41,754 Yeah, I mean, he's learning self-respect. 1678 01:26:41,787 --> 01:26:43,588 You're nothing without your word. 1679 01:26:43,622 --> 01:26:45,425 You're nothing without your word? 1680 01:26:47,792 --> 01:26:52,064 So, um, what did you and Ed do last weekend? 1681 01:26:53,664 --> 01:26:56,601 [Caryn] Well, he said that you took him to Magic Land. 1682 01:26:56,635 --> 01:26:59,105 You know, like you said and... and promised to do. 1683 01:26:59,137 --> 01:27:01,106 Yeah, yeah. We, we... 1684 01:27:01,939 --> 01:27:03,074 We headed out there 1685 01:27:03,108 --> 01:27:05,110 as soon as I picked him up and, you know, 1686 01:27:05,144 --> 01:27:08,481 we went to grab a few burgers for the road 1687 01:27:08,514 --> 01:27:09,548 and we just, uh... 1688 01:27:11,617 --> 01:27:12,851 [tuts] [Danny] We, uh... 1689 01:27:14,787 --> 01:27:15,887 [sighs] 1690 01:27:17,855 --> 01:27:20,059 I had to take care of something at work. 1691 01:27:21,627 --> 01:27:23,596 It was a big deadline and, uh... 1692 01:27:25,564 --> 01:27:27,932 we didn't make it to Magic Land. 1693 01:27:27,966 --> 01:27:30,770 Then why would Ed say that you did? 1694 01:27:30,802 --> 01:27:32,872 Because I made him promise to tell you. 1695 01:27:34,972 --> 01:27:36,109 Ed, I'm... 1696 01:27:38,143 --> 01:27:41,113 That was very selfish of me. 1697 01:27:41,145 --> 01:27:44,649 It's wrong to lie to your mother and I... 1698 01:27:44,682 --> 01:27:46,485 I shouldn't have made you do it for me. 1699 01:27:47,853 --> 01:27:49,721 Okay, Ed, get yourself to bed. 1700 01:27:49,755 --> 01:27:51,791 We'll talk about your punishment tomorrow. 1701 01:27:51,823 --> 01:27:52,657 For defending his friend? 1702 01:27:52,692 --> 01:27:54,926 No, he doesn't deserve to be punished. 1703 01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:56,028 It's late. 1704 01:27:59,096 --> 01:28:01,466 Yeah, she's right, it's late. 1705 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:02,768 Come on, give me a hug. 1706 01:28:02,801 --> 01:28:05,605 Stop wasting time, go. 1707 01:28:16,547 --> 01:28:17,849 Boy, when you have the upper hand, 1708 01:28:17,882 --> 01:28:18,850 you really swing, don't you? 1709 01:28:18,884 --> 01:28:21,153 Does everything have to be a fight with you? 1710 01:28:21,185 --> 01:28:22,688 It's certainly feeling that way. 1711 01:28:23,689 --> 01:28:25,958 [cell phone rings] 1712 01:28:33,064 --> 01:28:34,099 Ah Hing? 1713 01:28:35,167 --> 01:28:36,502 Carter, what are you doing? 1714 01:28:38,237 --> 01:28:39,505 What? 1715 01:28:40,872 --> 01:28:41,973 [groans] 1716 01:28:48,546 --> 01:28:50,949 That motherfucker. 1717 01:28:50,983 --> 01:28:53,586 That guy knew what he was doing. 1718 01:28:56,787 --> 01:29:00,025 [somber music] 1719 01:29:03,595 --> 01:29:05,631 "Number one before number two." 1720 01:29:09,635 --> 01:29:12,572 See, you're number one and number... 1721 01:29:14,573 --> 01:29:15,842 Yeah, I got that. 1722 01:29:19,243 --> 01:29:21,012 Please take care of Ah Hing. 1723 01:29:31,122 --> 01:29:32,790 Danny, I, uh... 1724 01:29:32,823 --> 01:29:36,294 Carter, unless you have the antidote for poison fingers, 1725 01:29:36,328 --> 01:29:39,098 I don't wanna hear any more fortune cookies. 1726 01:29:41,300 --> 01:29:44,704 When a man's virtue exceeds his talent... 1727 01:29:47,639 --> 01:29:49,108 he becomes the superior man. 1728 01:30:07,024 --> 01:30:12,597 I swear to always honor my Sifu... 1729 01:30:12,631 --> 01:30:15,000 - [Danny] Loyal to my brothers - [Jim] Loyal to my brothers 1730 01:30:15,033 --> 01:30:17,603 - and to defend the weak. - and to defend the weak. 1731 01:30:17,636 --> 01:30:20,606 - This I promise as a disciple - This I promise as a disciple 1732 01:30:20,639 --> 01:30:22,842 - to the very day I die. - to the very day I die. 1733 01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:31,317 [Caryn] Danny, do you know what time it is? 1734 01:30:31,350 --> 01:30:32,885 Where's Ed? 1735 01:30:32,917 --> 01:30:34,953 I wanna talk to him. 1736 01:30:34,987 --> 01:30:37,722 [Caryn] He's sleeping. What do you think he's doing? 1737 01:30:37,756 --> 01:30:38,990 You never let him say goodnight to me, 1738 01:30:39,024 --> 01:30:40,926 so I wanna say goodnight to him. 1739 01:30:40,958 --> 01:30:42,094 [Caryn] Are you drunk? 1740 01:30:42,127 --> 01:30:43,796 [Danny] I screwed up, Caryn. 1741 01:30:43,828 --> 01:30:46,030 I was fooling myself. 1742 01:30:46,064 --> 01:30:50,636 I thought maybe if we did any less than 50/50 with Ed that... 1743 01:30:50,668 --> 01:30:52,738 that it meant that I wasn't being a good dad. 1744 01:30:55,006 --> 01:30:57,710 Like I wasn't holding up my end of the bargain. 1745 01:31:00,145 --> 01:31:01,180 Look, I just... 1746 01:31:02,381 --> 01:31:04,050 I wanted to keep up with you. 1747 01:31:05,216 --> 01:31:06,318 But the truth is, 1748 01:31:08,020 --> 01:31:10,323 you're much better at being a mom... 1749 01:31:13,190 --> 01:31:14,327 and a father. 1750 01:31:17,261 --> 01:31:19,297 Whatever custody you think is best, 1751 01:31:19,331 --> 01:31:22,134 if it's 20/80 or... 1752 01:31:25,103 --> 01:31:26,639 Or full custody. 1753 01:31:28,907 --> 01:31:29,909 I'll sign it. 1754 01:31:32,810 --> 01:31:35,847 All I ask is that I get to say goodnight to my son tonight. 1755 01:31:37,882 --> 01:31:40,353 [Carter] Two minutes tonight, tomorrow we talk. 1756 01:31:42,720 --> 01:31:44,923 Ed? Hey, buddy! 1757 01:31:45,856 --> 01:31:46,926 How you doing? 1758 01:31:47,391 --> 01:31:49,728 Good. 1759 01:31:49,761 --> 01:31:52,365 I just wanted to call to let you know... 1760 01:31:53,230 --> 01:31:54,332 first... 1761 01:31:54,365 --> 01:31:55,368 [sighs] 1762 01:31:56,801 --> 01:31:57,769 ...goodnight. 1763 01:31:57,802 --> 01:31:59,904 [Danny] And if I could give you a hug right now, 1764 01:31:59,938 --> 01:32:01,840 I would give you the biggest hug. 1765 01:32:01,872 --> 01:32:04,009 And, uh, what I wanted to say was that 1766 01:32:04,042 --> 01:32:06,078 I'm really proud of you, Ed. 1767 01:32:08,814 --> 01:32:10,750 I'm so glad that you stood up for your friend. 1768 01:32:12,417 --> 01:32:14,153 That takes real guts. 1769 01:32:15,119 --> 01:32:16,322 And that it's okay. 1770 01:32:18,789 --> 01:32:21,092 If there's no other way out. 1771 01:32:21,126 --> 01:32:24,128 [Danny] If you have to fight, that's the right thing to do, 1772 01:32:24,162 --> 01:32:26,298 but don't go looking for it, okay? 1773 01:32:26,331 --> 01:32:27,432 You understand? 1774 01:32:28,867 --> 01:32:30,302 Because if you go looking for a fight, 1775 01:32:30,335 --> 01:32:31,436 that makes you the bully. 1776 01:32:33,904 --> 01:32:35,340 [Danny] I want you to hold up your hand. 1777 01:32:38,109 --> 01:32:39,877 Okay? 1778 01:32:39,911 --> 01:32:42,280 Now I want you to curl the very tips of your fingers 1779 01:32:42,314 --> 01:32:44,349 and squeeze down 1780 01:32:44,381 --> 01:32:47,219 so that your fingertips are digging into your palm. 1781 01:32:47,252 --> 01:32:49,988 [Danny] Squeeze really hard. 1782 01:32:50,020 --> 01:32:53,224 Now put your thumb down over your fingers. 1783 01:32:53,257 --> 01:32:55,126 [Danny] No sticking out, okay? 1784 01:32:55,159 --> 01:32:58,029 You can't have your thumb sticking out or you'll break it. 1785 01:32:58,063 --> 01:33:00,966 Now point it to the light and look through your hand 1786 01:33:00,998 --> 01:33:02,835 like it's a telescope. 1787 01:33:02,868 --> 01:33:04,470 [Danny] Can you see through it? 1788 01:33:04,502 --> 01:33:06,438 Any light coming through your fingers? 1789 01:33:06,470 --> 01:33:08,940 - Yeah. - [Danny] All right. 1790 01:33:08,974 --> 01:33:11,409 That means you're not squeezing hard enough, son. 1791 01:33:11,443 --> 01:33:13,177 You gotta squeeze really hard 1792 01:33:13,211 --> 01:33:15,280 so that there's no more light coming through the holes. 1793 01:33:16,314 --> 01:33:18,784 - You got it? - Yeah. 1794 01:33:18,817 --> 01:33:21,086 [Danny] Okay, that's how you make a fist. 1795 01:33:21,118 --> 01:33:25,023 From now on, if anyone ever lays a hand on you, 1796 01:33:26,257 --> 01:33:29,427 touches your mother or anyone you love, 1797 01:33:31,296 --> 01:33:35,833 son, I want you to squeeze as hard as you can. 1798 01:33:35,867 --> 01:33:40,105 [Danny] And you smash that fist right in their face. 1799 01:33:40,137 --> 01:33:42,173 [intense music] 1800 01:33:52,818 --> 01:33:53,886 [Danny sighs] 1801 01:33:57,221 --> 01:33:59,858 I'm the senior disciple of Sifu Cheung. 1802 01:33:59,890 --> 01:34:01,425 Beimo. 1803 01:34:01,458 --> 01:34:03,095 Best of three rounds. 1804 01:34:03,127 --> 01:34:04,328 Three minutes each. 1805 01:34:04,362 --> 01:34:06,230 First round, you attack. 1806 01:34:06,264 --> 01:34:07,365 Second round, I attack. 1807 01:34:07,399 --> 01:34:08,834 [Zhen Fan] Knockout wins it all. 1808 01:34:08,867 --> 01:34:10,569 Suppose you make it to the third round? 1809 01:34:10,601 --> 01:34:12,403 If you make it to the third round? 1810 01:34:13,604 --> 01:34:15,273 Free fight. 1811 01:34:15,306 --> 01:34:16,942 Winner throws the loser off the roof. 1812 01:34:18,042 --> 01:34:21,179 If I win... you both go. 1813 01:34:24,048 --> 01:34:26,083 - Fine. - What? 1814 01:34:26,117 --> 01:34:27,853 Um, wait a minute. 1815 01:34:29,421 --> 01:34:31,890 I'm not gonna let him throw us off, that's crazy! 1816 01:34:31,922 --> 01:34:33,559 Let me land first and I'll cushion your fall. 1817 01:34:35,260 --> 01:34:38,197 [chuckles] Okay, Danny Eight Hands. 1818 01:34:38,229 --> 01:34:41,299 [Jim] Listen, round one's gotta be all you. 1819 01:34:41,332 --> 01:34:43,000 Because if we're being honest, 1820 01:34:43,033 --> 01:34:44,202 it's the only chance you got to hurt him, 1821 01:34:44,235 --> 01:34:46,171 so you gotta hit him with bad intentions. 1822 01:34:46,203 --> 01:34:47,304 Right. 1823 01:34:47,338 --> 01:34:50,108 [Jim] Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, 1824 01:34:50,140 --> 01:34:52,010 Ba-ba! Start in on him! 1825 01:34:57,148 --> 01:35:00,185 Yeah, you... you gotta kill him before he kills you. 1826 01:35:00,217 --> 01:35:01,519 Before he kills us. 1827 01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:03,923 Us. 1828 01:35:07,192 --> 01:35:09,127 - [exhales] - [Jim] You got this. 1829 01:35:11,896 --> 01:35:12,930 You keep time. 1830 01:35:12,963 --> 01:35:14,365 You trust me? 1831 01:35:14,399 --> 01:35:15,501 All family here. 1832 01:35:20,005 --> 01:35:21,239 Y'all ready? 1833 01:35:21,273 --> 01:35:23,074 - [beeps] - [Jim] Go! 1834 01:35:23,108 --> 01:35:25,110 [light music] 1835 01:35:35,453 --> 01:35:37,089 [breathes deeply] 1836 01:35:37,122 --> 01:35:38,190 [grunts] 1837 01:35:39,457 --> 01:35:41,927 [both grunting] 1838 01:35:51,136 --> 01:35:53,372 I... I can't breathe, I can't breathe. 1839 01:35:53,404 --> 01:35:55,539 - [Danny] Uh, it's burning! - Dude, what ya doing? 1840 01:35:55,573 --> 01:35:56,575 What's the time? 1841 01:35:57,542 --> 01:36:00,579 Uh, man, you're killing it, bro! 1842 01:36:00,612 --> 01:36:01,947 Doing great! 1843 01:36:01,979 --> 01:36:03,414 Just go! Go! 1844 01:36:03,448 --> 01:36:05,584 - [pants] - Danny. 1845 01:36:05,617 --> 01:36:06,952 [Jim] Go, hurry! 1846 01:36:06,984 --> 01:36:07,987 Shit. 1847 01:36:09,354 --> 01:36:11,457 [panting] 1848 01:36:14,192 --> 01:36:15,594 - [yells] - [Jim] Oh! 1849 01:36:15,627 --> 01:36:17,129 [grunts] 1850 01:36:17,162 --> 01:36:18,297 [Jim laughs] 1851 01:36:23,167 --> 01:36:24,235 - [grunts] - [thwacks] 1852 01:36:25,369 --> 01:36:26,637 Oh-hohoho! 1853 01:36:26,671 --> 01:36:27,940 [groans] 1854 01:36:29,207 --> 01:36:31,343 - [panting] - [Jim] What are you doing again? 1855 01:36:32,409 --> 01:36:34,512 You still got two minutes. 1856 01:36:36,180 --> 01:36:38,082 [spits] [Jim] Danny! 1857 01:36:38,115 --> 01:36:39,216 - [Jim] Danny! - Okay. 1858 01:36:39,250 --> 01:36:40,484 [Jim] Keep fighting, dammit. 1859 01:36:40,518 --> 01:36:42,287 This is your only chance. 1860 01:36:42,319 --> 01:36:44,023 - [inhales] - Okay? 1861 01:36:44,588 --> 01:36:46,158 [exhales] 1862 01:36:49,060 --> 01:36:52,030 - Okay. - Let's go, get up! 1863 01:36:52,063 --> 01:36:54,300 - [Zhen Fan] Get up! - Take... take your time, man. 1864 01:36:55,233 --> 01:36:57,302 [light music] 1865 01:37:15,753 --> 01:37:17,322 [alarm beeps] 1866 01:37:17,354 --> 01:37:18,689 Time, time, time! 1867 01:37:18,722 --> 01:37:20,693 [sighs] 1868 01:37:21,458 --> 01:37:22,693 One minute break. 1869 01:37:22,726 --> 01:37:24,063 Whose round was that? 1870 01:37:25,764 --> 01:37:27,099 He hit me, right? 1871 01:37:28,565 --> 01:37:30,568 - You can have it. - Uh! 1872 01:37:31,235 --> 01:37:32,136 [pants] 1873 01:37:32,171 --> 01:37:34,273 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. 1874 01:37:36,807 --> 01:37:38,510 [breathes deeply] 1875 01:37:40,177 --> 01:37:41,613 I felt something crack. 1876 01:37:41,645 --> 01:37:43,715 Even if I get to the third round, 1877 01:37:45,082 --> 01:37:46,283 I can't do anything to him. 1878 01:37:46,318 --> 01:37:49,087 I want you to stop worrying about that. I need you to focus. 1879 01:37:49,119 --> 01:37:50,354 Focus on this second round 1880 01:37:50,387 --> 01:37:52,024 'cause he's gonna bring it to you now. 1881 01:37:54,225 --> 01:37:55,260 I'm sorry. 1882 01:37:56,427 --> 01:37:57,462 It's okay. 1883 01:37:58,729 --> 01:38:00,064 We're here now, right? 1884 01:38:02,067 --> 01:38:04,069 I can't beat him. 1885 01:38:04,101 --> 01:38:05,737 - I can't beat him. - Hey! 1886 01:38:05,770 --> 01:38:07,339 If you believe you're gonna lose, 1887 01:38:07,372 --> 01:38:09,541 then you've already lost. 1888 01:38:09,573 --> 01:38:11,643 I need you to believe in yourself, okay? 1889 01:38:11,676 --> 01:38:14,646 I need you to believe you can beat him. 1890 01:38:14,679 --> 01:38:15,713 Now say it. 1891 01:38:16,780 --> 01:38:17,815 - I believe I can beat him. - No, 1892 01:38:17,849 --> 01:38:19,318 say it like you mean it, Danny. 1893 01:38:21,351 --> 01:38:23,788 - I believe I can beat him. - Come on. 1894 01:38:23,822 --> 01:38:25,056 I believe I can beat him. 1895 01:38:25,090 --> 01:38:27,826 - Say it! Come on, Danny! Yes. - I believe! I could beat him. 1896 01:38:27,859 --> 01:38:29,528 - I believe I could beat him. - Come on now! 1897 01:38:29,560 --> 01:38:30,661 - I believe... - Let's go! 1898 01:38:32,130 --> 01:38:33,364 [grunts] 1899 01:38:37,534 --> 01:38:39,403 - I believe he's gonna kill me. - Look at me. 1900 01:38:39,436 --> 01:38:42,373 I believe he's gonna stab me with poison fingers! 1901 01:38:42,407 --> 01:38:44,342 - [grunts] - Look at me. 1902 01:38:44,375 --> 01:38:45,510 I have something else. 1903 01:38:45,542 --> 01:38:46,577 I was gonna give it to you later, 1904 01:38:46,610 --> 01:38:48,747 but I'm gonna give it to you now. 1905 01:38:48,779 --> 01:38:51,649 They're performance enhancers, it's gonna boost your power. 1906 01:38:51,682 --> 01:38:53,717 Boost your speed, you're gonna be throwing bombs, son! 1907 01:38:53,751 --> 01:38:55,654 No, no! There's no honor in that. 1908 01:38:55,686 --> 01:38:57,221 Do you wanna live to see your son? 1909 01:38:57,255 --> 01:38:58,623 Not as a coward. 1910 01:38:59,457 --> 01:39:00,526 Fine. 1911 01:39:01,658 --> 01:39:03,360 It's placebo, I was just playing. 1912 01:39:03,394 --> 01:39:05,329 I was just trying to get you to believe. 1913 01:39:05,363 --> 01:39:06,398 What are they then? 1914 01:39:06,430 --> 01:39:07,432 Aspirin. 1915 01:39:08,233 --> 01:39:09,367 Oh, hell! 1916 01:39:09,399 --> 01:39:10,835 [Danny] Give 'em to me. 1917 01:39:12,436 --> 01:39:13,805 - Come on! - Mm-hm. 1918 01:39:13,837 --> 01:39:16,140 - Mm-hm. - Let's go get him. 1919 01:39:16,173 --> 01:39:17,609 - [breathes deeply] - You got it. 1920 01:39:20,377 --> 01:39:21,412 Y'all ready? 1921 01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:24,315 [Jim] Go! 1922 01:39:24,349 --> 01:39:25,384 [grunts] 1923 01:39:33,690 --> 01:39:35,159 - [clanks] - [hisses] 1924 01:39:38,563 --> 01:39:40,832 [Jim] Okay, nice, nice, nice. Nice! 1925 01:39:40,864 --> 01:39:43,135 [both grunting] 1926 01:39:43,167 --> 01:39:44,635 Stay outside, stay outside! 1927 01:39:46,470 --> 01:39:47,538 [grunts] 1928 01:39:50,341 --> 01:39:52,310 [Zhen Fan] Fight like a man, come here, come on! 1929 01:39:52,342 --> 01:39:53,545 What are you doing? Coward! 1930 01:39:53,578 --> 01:39:55,714 - [Danny groans] - Run! 1931 01:39:55,747 --> 01:39:57,516 Run, you coward, run! 1932 01:40:01,953 --> 01:40:04,690 [suspenseful music] 1933 01:40:10,662 --> 01:40:11,762 [grunts] 1934 01:40:12,863 --> 01:40:15,699 [groaning] 1935 01:40:15,733 --> 01:40:17,402 - [alarm beeps] - Time, time, time! 1936 01:40:17,435 --> 01:40:18,670 [grunts] 1937 01:40:18,703 --> 01:40:20,539 [breathes deeply] 1938 01:40:25,310 --> 01:40:26,545 That was my round. 1939 01:40:27,645 --> 01:40:28,714 [grunts] 1940 01:40:34,719 --> 01:40:36,387 All right, man. Whoo. 1941 01:40:38,422 --> 01:40:40,358 I could see him. 1942 01:40:40,390 --> 01:40:41,527 [Danny] I could see him move. 1943 01:40:42,393 --> 01:40:43,595 I just need to breathe. 1944 01:40:44,328 --> 01:40:46,398 Oh. 1945 01:40:46,430 --> 01:40:47,798 I think he busted my ribs. 1946 01:40:47,832 --> 01:40:48,900 [inhales] 1947 01:40:48,932 --> 01:40:50,635 [groans] 1948 01:40:50,667 --> 01:40:53,337 When's the aspirin gonna kick in, man? 1949 01:40:53,371 --> 01:40:54,907 - You don't feel anything? - No. 1950 01:40:55,672 --> 01:40:56,675 Nothing? 1951 01:40:57,307 --> 01:40:58,443 [pants] 1952 01:40:58,475 --> 01:40:59,844 [chuckles] 1953 01:40:59,877 --> 01:41:01,613 Everything I gave you? 1954 01:41:01,645 --> 01:41:03,247 All that was just sugar tablets. 1955 01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:04,282 [scoffs] 1956 01:41:04,315 --> 01:41:06,483 [Jim] Yeah, yeah, we use it to trick fighters 1957 01:41:06,516 --> 01:41:07,652 into cutting weight. 1958 01:41:07,685 --> 01:41:10,455 But it worked for a little while, right? 1959 01:41:10,488 --> 01:41:12,423 - Power of belief. - Exactly. 1960 01:41:12,457 --> 01:41:13,525 Okay, focus. 1961 01:41:15,292 --> 01:41:16,427 What you did was good. 1962 01:41:17,528 --> 01:41:18,963 [Jim] Look, you're wearing him down. 1963 01:41:18,997 --> 01:41:20,798 You just gotta keep moving this round, huh? 1964 01:41:20,832 --> 01:41:22,500 [sighs] 1965 01:41:22,533 --> 01:41:24,502 My legs are shot. 1966 01:41:24,534 --> 01:41:26,270 If you don't float, he's gonna sting. 1967 01:41:30,041 --> 01:41:32,476 Don't punk out on me now, Danny Eight Hands. 1968 01:41:36,913 --> 01:41:38,617 No more time limit! 1969 01:41:38,649 --> 01:41:40,585 [breathes deeply] 1970 01:41:42,319 --> 01:41:43,921 Even Sifu didn't make it this far. 1971 01:41:43,954 --> 01:41:45,256 Shut up and fight. 1972 01:41:52,563 --> 01:41:54,632 [action music] 1973 01:42:10,547 --> 01:42:12,917 [action music continues] 1974 01:42:23,761 --> 01:42:25,998 [intense music] 1975 01:42:34,471 --> 01:42:36,641 [slow-motion grunting] 1976 01:42:44,481 --> 01:42:45,751 - [thuds] - [Zhen Fan groans] 1977 01:42:46,751 --> 01:42:48,052 Oh, shit. 1978 01:42:50,488 --> 01:42:52,490 [both grunting] 1979 01:43:07,572 --> 01:43:09,574 [traditional music] 1980 01:43:16,780 --> 01:43:17,783 [thwacks] 1981 01:43:19,783 --> 01:43:21,051 [grunts] 1982 01:43:21,085 --> 01:43:22,453 [Jim] Did he get you? 1983 01:43:22,487 --> 01:43:23,521 You okay? 1984 01:43:26,923 --> 01:43:28,060 [grunts] 1985 01:43:39,604 --> 01:43:40,939 - [yells] - [thuds] 1986 01:43:40,971 --> 01:43:42,506 - [grunts] - [bones crack] 1987 01:43:42,539 --> 01:43:44,376 [gasps, pants] 1988 01:43:44,408 --> 01:43:45,443 [coughs] 1989 01:43:46,511 --> 01:43:47,912 [Danny] Oh. [pants] 1990 01:43:47,944 --> 01:43:49,079 [groans] 1991 01:43:49,113 --> 01:43:50,849 [pants] 1992 01:43:52,850 --> 01:43:53,952 Yeah! 1993 01:43:53,984 --> 01:43:55,586 Yeah! 1994 01:43:55,619 --> 01:43:57,654 Yeah, Danny Eight Hands! 1995 01:43:57,688 --> 01:43:59,556 [Jim] The legend continues! 1996 01:43:59,590 --> 01:44:01,426 - [pants] - Easy. 1997 01:44:02,460 --> 01:44:03,761 Easy, Dai Si-Hing, you okay? 1998 01:44:03,795 --> 01:44:05,063 Did he get you? 1999 01:44:05,095 --> 01:44:06,630 [groans] 2000 01:44:06,663 --> 01:44:08,432 [panting] 2001 01:44:10,001 --> 01:44:12,604 [panting continues] 2002 01:44:12,636 --> 01:44:13,804 So what do we do now? 2003 01:44:15,206 --> 01:44:17,409 [panting] 2004 01:44:26,082 --> 01:44:27,118 What's that again? 2005 01:44:29,052 --> 01:44:31,989 The fiercest tigers can never share the same mountain. 2006 01:44:32,023 --> 01:44:33,024 [beeps] 2007 01:44:34,125 --> 01:44:35,693 Keep your damn mountain. 2008 01:44:35,725 --> 01:44:38,130 [cell phone ringing] 2009 01:44:44,135 --> 01:44:46,171 [operator] 911, what's your emergency? 2010 01:44:47,204 --> 01:44:48,372 [Zhen Fan grunts] 2011 01:44:48,405 --> 01:44:50,609 [911 operator] Caller, I repeat, what is your emergency? 2012 01:44:52,042 --> 01:44:53,844 Caller, if you're in danger and can't speak 2013 01:44:53,877 --> 01:44:55,112 just stay on the line, okay? 2014 01:44:55,145 --> 01:44:58,048 We're attempting to trace your call and send assistance. 2015 01:44:58,082 --> 01:44:59,718 Stay with me as long as you can. 2016 01:45:01,219 --> 01:45:03,688 [wings flapping] 2017 01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:06,657 [gentle music] 2018 01:45:10,761 --> 01:45:14,231 So, if your guy's good at stand-up, 2019 01:45:14,265 --> 01:45:16,167 you want to slip, catch. 2020 01:45:16,199 --> 01:45:17,702 Just like that. 2021 01:45:19,203 --> 01:45:20,505 Hmm. 2022 01:45:20,537 --> 01:45:21,605 It's bad. 2023 01:45:22,806 --> 01:45:24,074 Your circulation is bad. 2024 01:45:24,108 --> 01:45:25,643 [Danny] What was your favorite ride? 2025 01:45:25,676 --> 01:45:26,878 - [Ed] Mount Splash. - [Danny] Still Mount Splash? 2026 01:45:26,911 --> 01:45:27,979 [Ed] Mm-hm. 2027 01:45:28,011 --> 01:45:31,515 [Danny] Big smile. Ah! [laughs] 2028 01:45:31,548 --> 01:45:32,617 Drive that thing. 2029 01:45:32,649 --> 01:45:34,786 - You Asian drivers... - Yo, I got this, I got this. 2030 01:45:34,819 --> 01:45:36,788 - [laughs] - You're late. 2031 01:45:36,820 --> 01:45:38,088 - Sorry about that. - Sit down, man. 2032 01:45:38,122 --> 01:45:39,990 Hi, Uncle Hing, hi, Uncle Jim. 2033 01:45:40,024 --> 01:45:41,526 What's up, let me see the set. 2034 01:45:41,559 --> 01:45:43,795 Oh, let me feel the power. Bao! 2035 01:45:43,828 --> 01:45:45,997 Ooh! You're working out, I see. 2036 01:45:46,029 --> 01:45:48,065 [Jim] That's nice, yeah, Ah Hing? 2037 01:45:48,099 --> 01:45:49,967 I'll get a shaomai and a chashao. 2038 01:45:52,235 --> 01:45:54,204 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 2039 01:45:54,238 --> 01:45:56,908 Huh? Just go, go, go get out. 2040 01:45:56,940 --> 01:45:59,911 Don't you know who they are? They're the Three Tigers! 2041 01:45:59,944 --> 01:46:04,148 If you guys are looking for, uh, you know, a fourth Tiger, 2042 01:46:04,180 --> 01:46:05,516 I take karate. 2043 01:46:05,550 --> 01:46:06,818 Let me know, all right? 2044 01:46:06,850 --> 01:46:09,152 Uh, enjoy the food, it's on the house. 2045 01:46:09,185 --> 01:46:10,688 - Oh. - Oh! 2046 01:46:10,720 --> 01:46:12,756 - [Jim] Yeah. - Yeah, enjoy. 2047 01:46:12,789 --> 01:46:14,893 - Okay. Okay. I'll be out front. - [speaks Mandarin] 2048 01:46:15,826 --> 01:46:17,895 Three Tigers and the Karate Kid? 2049 01:46:18,261 --> 01:46:19,296 Four? 2050 01:46:19,329 --> 01:46:22,266 How does that feel to know your daddy is famous? 2051 01:46:25,302 --> 01:46:26,537 - Ready? - Yep. 2052 01:46:26,570 --> 01:46:28,640 Hands up, hands up. Punch, hoo! 2053 01:46:28,672 --> 01:46:31,242 That way, hoo, huh, hoo, two. 2054 01:46:32,009 --> 01:46:33,011 One, two. 2055 01:46:39,050 --> 01:46:40,051 Foot up. 2056 01:46:43,020 --> 01:46:44,055 Whoa. 2057 01:46:47,925 --> 01:46:49,194 Yeah, all right. 2058 01:46:50,094 --> 01:46:51,663 [Danny] Ah, mmm! 2059 01:46:51,695 --> 01:46:52,930 [Ed] Let's do it again! 2060 01:46:59,737 --> 01:47:01,840 [upbeat music] 2061 01:47:01,893 --> 01:47:06,893 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 139874

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