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Pull that in there.
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Right back to home.
Let's move it.
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- Yeah, not bad.
- Okay, let's go for two now.
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Okay, go for the bunt.
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Everybody stay alive.
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Go!
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On your back.
Twenty sit-ups.
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Temperature today isexpected to hit 78.
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And in downtown L.A.,they're expecting...
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Go!
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Way to go, Chris!
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Thanks, mister.
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Get it in there.
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Come on, fellas!
Talk it up!
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I'm going to go around the infield,
then around the outfield.
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You got it?
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Move! Charge the ball!
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Fire it in there!
Around the infield now!
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We'll do it around the infield,
then around the outfield.
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Hey, Buttermaker.
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- What the hell took you so long?
- I had three pools to clean.
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- You know my son Toby, right?
- Hi, Buttermaker.
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This little guy is going to be
a great ballplayer, aren't you, son?
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I really appreciate this.
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It's a shame that none of the
fathers have the time for it.
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- If I wasn't so busy at City Hall...
- You got my check, Whitewood?
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Check?
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Son, why don't you
get your bike off the car?
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I thought we were going
to be quiet about the money.
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- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
- It's gonna be rough.
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You just got one week
till the first game.
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I wanted to introduce you to
the administrators, but you're late.
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You forgot to sign the check.
Check is not signed.
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Oh. Helps, right?
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You ask around for a woman
they call Cleveland.
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She'll get things
set for you. Here.
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Here's a list
of the boys on the team.
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Don't let any of these bastards
give you a hard time.
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Put that away.
Hang in there.
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You know, I think we're doing
a really fine thing.
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- Dad said you played pro ball.
- Yeah.
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I thought you just
cleaned swimming pools.
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- Says you were really great once.
- That's nice of him.
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Get that bike off the field!
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Get it off!
You're marking it up!
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- And stay off the field!
- Excuse me.
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- Sorry he yelled at your boy.
- That's not my boy.
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My husband's uptight about
the infield, and he sometimes yells.
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Jill.
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- Jill, honey.
- My name is Buttermaker.
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I'm coach of the new team,
and I'm looking for Miss Cleveland.
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She's in the equipment room.
It's straight ahead.
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Goddamn class-action suits are
gonna be the ruin of this country.
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It wasn't so bad when
the courts made us take girls.
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At least the ones that came
could play, but now this.
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- This equipment's kind of had it.
- Damn right, Mr. Buttermaker.
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That's because this is normally
a six-team league, not seven.
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You're gonna have to
be happy with what's left.
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Look, Buttermaker, the problem
is your friend Whitewood.
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He could have got those boys
in any of the other leagues.
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Why the hell
did he sue this one?
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Why? We're different than the
other leagues, and he knows it.
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We run a highly
competitive program here.
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It's highly competitive.
Want to know something?
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It's not us.
It's the boys.
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It's the boys themselves
that want it that way.
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Buttermaker, new rule book.
See that you memorize it.
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You got not even an hour
to practice on that field.
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Good luck, huh?
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When I say your name, step forward
and tell me what position you play.
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- Rudi Stein.
- Pitcher. Can I play pitch...
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- Sure. Regi Tower.
- I got a pretty good arm.
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My father said
for me to play infield.
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Mr. Buttermaker,
I'm on your team.
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- Last year I was playing baseball...
- Did you really pitch a no-hitter?
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I'm Tower...
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My dad's a Yankee fan, and he
never heard of no Buttermaker...
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who ever played for the Yankees,
let alone pitched a no-hitter!
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I don't know who you are,
but sit down and shut up.
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- Can I play second or third base?
- The situation with the glasses...
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Forget about the glasses.
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All right, guys,
let's get one thing straight.
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I was a heck of a ballplayer,
but I never pitched for the Yankees.
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- As a matter of fact...
- You never played major league.
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But you did pitch
for Phoenix in the minors.
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In 1951, you won nine games...
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Iost six, had 170 strikeouts...
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and had an E.R.A. Of 2.86.
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Good work, kid.
Ahmad Abdul Raheem.
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- Ahmad Abdul Raheem. Here.
- What position do you want to play?
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I want to switch hit
like my big brothers.
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- I wanna play where Hank Aaron did.
- Right field.
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- Aaron played right field.
- Then right field.
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He also played quite
a few games on second base.
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- Then second base.
- Mike Engelberg.
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My dad thinks I should
try out for catcher.
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He's invaluable. He can play third
and short at the same time.
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- You wanna get "kung-fued"?
- Shut up, Tubs!
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Timmy Luppus?
All right, all right.
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- Timmy Luppus.
- Lupus.
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Crud. Does that booger-eatin' spaz
make me want to puke.
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- What do you want to play, Luppus?
- Lupus.
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He's shy, Coach.
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Shy, my butt.
He's an idiot.
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Shut up, Tanner.
He's just quiet.
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Timmy and I could do
a fine job sharing right field.
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Let's not talk anymore about it.
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Everybody out on the field
and take any position you want.
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We'll figure out
where you play later.
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- Could Timmy and I play right field?
- Anyplace at all.
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- Just get out there.
- Do you want us to split it?
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Shut up and get out there.
Let's go, boys.
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Mister Buttermaker...
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I think my dad said something about
these two boys were Mexican.
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They don't speak any English.
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All right, let's get one.
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Hey, can't you hold off of that
until after practice?
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There's energy in chocolate.
I need energy.
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All right, let's get one.
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Damn it, Regi!
Attack that ball!
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- Pay attention out there.
- It was right at me.
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Attack it!
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All right, get one.
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Look alive.
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How could you?
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- Hey, Engelberg.
- What?
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There's chocolate
all over this ball.
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00:09:08,546 --> 00:09:11,538
Look, Mr. Buttermaker,
quit bugging me about my food.
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People always bug me about it.
My shrink says that's why I'm fat.
130
00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:17,815
You're not doing me
any good, so just quit it!
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Look alive. Let's get one.
Are you ready?
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Let's get one out there.
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- Engelberg?
- What?
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That is a bunt...
B-U-N-T.
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The catcher is supposed to pick up
the bunt and throw it to first base.
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How was I supposed to know? You made
such a big deal yelling out to them.
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Diversionary tactic, Engelberg.
Now get the ball.
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Why are you always
picking on me?
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Engelberg, quit your bellyaching
and throw the ball to first base!
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Don't blame me.
I didn't even know it was your car.
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00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:17,375
It's dumb, parking it so close
to the field anyway.
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All right, boys.
Let's get back to basics.
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This is a baseball.
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The object is to keep the baseball
within the confines of the field.
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Wait a minute!
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One wild throw, you don't think
we know what a ball is?
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I don't think I like
that kind of talk.
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He's been in enough
fights this week already.
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He's been in enough
fights this week already.
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We play like this, we'll be
the laughingstock of the league.
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What do you expect?
All we got on this team...
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is a bunch of Jews,
spics, niggers, pansies...
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and a booger-eating moron.
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Tanner, you should be
reminded from time to time...
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that you're one of the few
people on this team...
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who's not a Jew, spic, nigger,
pansy, or booger-eating moron.
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So you better cool it, or we may be
disposed to beat the crap outta you.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Cut it out!
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Now, guys, somebody's
gonna pay for this windshield.
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And I think, Engelberg,
it's gonna be your father.
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Bullshit.
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Come on, babe. We were
supposed to be here by 7:30.
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- It looks like a baseball field.
- They did a nice job, didn't they?
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I had them
leave off the anchovies...
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because I didn't know whether
to use them as bats or the baseline.
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Besides, most people don't like
the taste of anchovies.
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- I don't like them.
- You see?
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Carol, where is Frank?
Is he still practicing?
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You got to keep after him.
You all look terrific.
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Everybody be patient.
Pizza's on very soon.
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Jill, I'm getting ready
for the slide show.
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- Glad you could make it.
- I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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We have one of these every year. It
gets things off on a friendly note.
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After the start of the season, we
all don't always get along so well.
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How are the uniforms
coming along?
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What?
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The uniforms.
Your team uniforms.
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Buttermaker,
you better get on the ball.
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The best colors have been taken:
Green and white, blue and white...
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red and white, maroon and white,
white and maroon.
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Uniforms?
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Hey, Whitewood.
What's this crap about uniforms?
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What do you mean crap?
I've been meaning to ask...
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You're paying me to coach.
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You told me I'd be coaching kids
just a couple of hours a day.
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I've got a lot of pools to clean.
I can't be out looking for uniforms.
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Will you be quiet
for a minute?
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00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:43,894
You've been hired
as a manager, right?
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00:12:43,962 --> 00:12:47,090
One of the responsibilities
of being a manager...
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is to get a sponsor
and to get uniforms.
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- You didn't tell me that.
- I'm telling you now.
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It's easy. You go to different
businesses and talk to the guys.
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They all like baseball.
195
00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:12,983
How could you possibly
strike out Ted Williams?
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I had a mother of a screwball.
197
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,920
He means Ted Williams
was a major leaguer.
198
00:13:17,996 --> 00:13:20,362
You told us you never
got past the minors.
199
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:24,926
It was spring training, Vero Beach.
Struck him out a couple of times.
200
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:27,528
You're not supposed to have
open liquor in the car.
201
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- It's against the law.
- So is murder, Engelberg.
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00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:33,442
Now put that back before
you get me into real trouble.
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If you were so great, how come you
never made it to the major leagues?
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Contract disputes.
205
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:42,579
- When are we gonna get uniforms?
- I'm working on it.
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Ahmad, even Hank Aaron peels the
old eyelids before he takes a swing.
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Maybe I should
try left-handed.
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No. Not just yet.
209
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:07,039
When are we going
to get our uniforms?
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I'm working on it.
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The other kids got their uniforms.
When are we gonna get ours?
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You worry about your hitting.
Let me worry about the uniforms.
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- My hat fell in.
- Dummy.
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00:14:19,824 --> 00:14:22,054
Oh, God. You too?
215
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:25,460
- How's the vacuuming coming, Toby?
- Not enough suction.
216
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,760
Just move it back and forth.
It'll come.
217
00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:29,823
When we're through,
can we go swimming?
218
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:33,496
Don't jump in, Engelberg.
You'll flood the valley.
219
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,563
How's it going, Ogilvie?
220
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:39,167
There's not enough pressure,
but I'm adjusting the intake valve.
221
00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:42,736
- Got a hell of a future in pools.
- Where you been, you crud?
222
00:14:42,814 --> 00:14:46,147
I've been out getting what
you creeps have been bitching for...
223
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:47,707
Uniforms.
224
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,714
Best pitch I ever taught her
was the curveball.
225
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,725
How could you teach a 9-year-old
girl to throw a curveball?
226
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,887
Not only a curveball, but the most
tantalizing knuckler...
227
00:14:57,963 --> 00:15:00,193
you ever saw in your life.
228
00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:02,825
This thing was
a thing of beauty.
229
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,392
It came to the plate
and disappeared.
230
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:08,769
It was like a ball
of melted ice cream.
231
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,934
- Here.
- Thank you, Luppus.
232
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:14,171
- Lupus.
- Lupus. Sorry.
233
00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:19,275
That's superb.
Thank you very much.
234
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:22,013
Tell us about the time you
struck out Ted Williams again.
235
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,851
Ted Williams, 1947,
Vero Beach, Florida...
236
00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:28,256
spring training,
around March 15th.
237
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:31,625
Score was tied nothing to nothing.
It was the top of the ninth.
238
00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:34,790
No. It was the bottomof the ninth.
239
00:15:34,866 --> 00:15:36,561
Bases were loaded.
240
00:15:37,802 --> 00:15:40,703
There was old Tedcoming up to the plate...
241
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:43,502
swinging a menacing bat.
242
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:44,701
"Strike one. '"
243
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:04,284
- What's the matter?
- Let's keep playing.
244
00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:06,387
- He might be hurt.
- I think he's dead.
245
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,659
He's not dead!
He's drunk!
246
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:11,224
Look at him.
Had enough beer.
247
00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:14,169
- What a mess.
- A lot of smoking too.
248
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:16,731
What do we do?
249
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:19,276
Nothing. He ain't any good
to us sober either.
250
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:22,245
Opening day's tomorrow. We don't
know what the batting order is.
251
00:16:22,313 --> 00:16:24,873
We don't even have
our positions set or anything.
252
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:27,975
All we got is a cruddy "alky"
for a manager.
253
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:58,005
Come on, Red.
Let's straighten your hat.
254
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:02,782
Engelberg, how about buttoning the
buttons on your uniform, will you?
255
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:06,688
I been trying all morning.
It's too small.
256
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:09,921
Well, come on.
Look neater, you know.
257
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:12,428
Ladies and gentlemen,I want to welcome you here...
258
00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:14,522
to the opening gameof the season...
259
00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:17,568
out here with your childrenin the American spirit.
260
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:23,006
What I want is to see
every boy in America...
261
00:17:23,074 --> 00:17:27,170
out on the baseball field
playing the great game of baseball.
262
00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:28,735
Thank you.
263
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:37,981
Well, this is the moment
we've been waiting for.
264
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:40,024
It's opening day.
265
00:17:40,091 --> 00:17:42,719
I'd like to call your attention
to our new scoreboard...
266
00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:46,992
named in memory of Tommy Martin,who played in our league.
267
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:49,056
Look out! Get back!
268
00:17:53,671 --> 00:17:56,105
Get off the field!
269
00:18:16,961 --> 00:18:19,759
All right, come here.
That's far enough.
270
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:21,890
- You little punk, you just...
- Cool it!
271
00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:25,026
What did you think you
were doing, you little punk?
272
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,971
I'll deck that kid!
273
00:18:28,639 --> 00:18:30,630
You'll have to get rid of the bike.
274
00:18:36,113 --> 00:18:38,104
What was l...
Oh, yes.
275
00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:42,243
The new scoreboard
in memory of Tommy...
276
00:18:43,053 --> 00:18:45,385
Tommy Martin, and, well...
277
00:18:45,456 --> 00:18:48,425
After the takingof the team pictures today...
278
00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:51,017
parents and friendsare encouraged to stay...
279
00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:53,825
for the game betweenthe Bears and Yankees.
280
00:18:53,897 --> 00:18:55,694
Come on, Indians, line up.
281
00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:59,031
A second game will beginat 3:00 this afternoon.
282
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,128
We urge you to returnat that time...
283
00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:04,106
to see the Athleticsagainst the Mets.
284
00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:12,380
Mr. Buttermaker,
they're taking the team pictures!
285
00:19:14,651 --> 00:19:18,178
I want you to look like champions
because you're gonna be champions.
286
00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:20,348
Stand up straight
and look at them.
287
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,350
That's it, boys.
288
00:19:23,427 --> 00:19:25,918
You got that champion
look about you.
289
00:19:25,996 --> 00:19:28,794
Come on, Buttermaker!
290
00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:30,356
Quick!
291
00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:33,369
- He's gonna take the picture!
- Can't you wait?
292
00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,997
- My uniform's too small.
- Shut up.
293
00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,539
Take the picture!
294
00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:48,751
Okay, boys, come on.
Straighten up. Big grins.
295
00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:03,197
That's perfect.
Thank you.
296
00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:06,828
What so proudly we hailed
297
00:20:06,904 --> 00:20:09,998
At the twilight's last gleaming
298
00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:13,669
And the rockets'red glare
299
00:20:13,744 --> 00:20:16,907
The bombs bursting in air
300
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:21,178
Gave proof through the night
301
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:24,652
That our flag was still there
302
00:20:24,721 --> 00:20:33,823
Oh say does that star-spangledbanner yet wave
303
00:20:33,897 --> 00:20:39,858
O'er the land of the free
304
00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:46,740
And the home of the brave
305
00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:03,150
Play ball! Batter up!
306
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:05,422
First in the Yankee lineup today...
307
00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:09,990
Andy Berger, number seven,center field.
308
00:21:16,306 --> 00:21:19,070
Come on, baby!
Take two of them!
309
00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:30,484
You got to tag him, dummy!
310
00:21:30,554 --> 00:21:32,419
What are you doing?
311
00:21:32,489 --> 00:21:35,390
Joey Turner,number two, pitcher.
312
00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:37,984
Here we go.
Let's go, Joey!
313
00:21:38,061 --> 00:21:40,052
Let's go, Joey!
314
00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:46,595
Hey, left fielder!
315
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:49,298
Throw it in!
316
00:21:53,610 --> 00:21:56,306
Come on in, Joey!
317
00:22:04,521 --> 00:22:06,648
Don Jacobsen, second base.
318
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:11,124
I got a bead on it!
319
00:22:13,263 --> 00:22:16,755
- Where's our shortstop?
- Aren't you the shortstop?
320
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:19,301
Was that an error?
321
00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:22,998
It's an error on the throw,
but no error on the infielder...
322
00:22:23,073 --> 00:22:24,973
'cause he wasn't there.
323
00:23:28,872 --> 00:23:30,362
Time!
324
00:23:31,908 --> 00:23:34,900
And a time-out is calledby the Bears'manager.
325
00:23:38,415 --> 00:23:39,404
Tanner.
326
00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:42,518
You okay?
327
00:23:42,586 --> 00:23:45,851
Look, you crud,
just get back to your beer.
328
00:23:47,591 --> 00:23:48,888
Get going.
329
00:23:52,396 --> 00:23:54,261
Get out of here.
330
00:24:01,405 --> 00:24:04,067
Atta boy, Bobby!
331
00:24:04,141 --> 00:24:06,075
Come on, Bobby!
Come on in!
332
00:24:06,143 --> 00:24:07,770
Slide! Slide!
333
00:24:07,844 --> 00:24:10,745
Way to go!
No competition!
334
00:24:12,149 --> 00:24:13,639
Hey, clutch!
335
00:24:15,485 --> 00:24:18,113
Go ahead, take it.
Take two, take three.
336
00:24:18,188 --> 00:24:20,122
Go on home.
337
00:24:22,693 --> 00:24:26,026
Home, I said.
Trust me. Home.
338
00:24:26,096 --> 00:24:27,586
Home!
339
00:24:29,199 --> 00:24:31,292
Maybe we ought to...
340
00:24:32,936 --> 00:24:34,597
Damn it.
341
00:24:38,275 --> 00:24:39,299
Hold it up.
342
00:24:39,376 --> 00:24:42,345
I just want to get a word
with the other coach, okay?
343
00:24:42,412 --> 00:24:45,108
- Okay, hurry it up.
- You got it.
344
00:24:45,182 --> 00:24:47,207
- Hey, Turner.
- Yeah?
345
00:24:47,284 --> 00:24:50,776
What do you say we call this off?
This is getting ridiculous.
346
00:24:50,854 --> 00:24:55,223
They're calling it off in 15 minutes
so let me give you a little advice.
347
00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:57,089
Let your team stay out there.
348
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,857
That way they didn't give up,
and they won't be quitters.
349
00:25:01,665 --> 00:25:03,860
I'm calling this off right now.
350
00:25:03,934 --> 00:25:06,994
- I was just thinking of your boys.
- The hell you were.
351
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,095
The hell I wasn't.
352
00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:12,437
What I saw out there today
made me sick, you know that?
353
00:25:12,509 --> 00:25:15,034
Your team has no right
being on that field.
354
00:25:15,112 --> 00:25:18,104
Look at yourself, Butterworth.
Look at that team.
355
00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:23,384
I mean, why don't you
do this league a favor?
356
00:25:24,454 --> 00:25:26,547
You and the Bears
just drop out.
357
00:25:26,623 --> 00:25:28,250
I mean it.
358
00:25:28,325 --> 00:25:30,987
I mean just...
just drop out.
359
00:25:35,932 --> 00:25:39,732
- I mean it.
- We forfeit the game.
360
00:25:39,803 --> 00:25:42,101
- You forfeit?
- Yeah.
361
00:25:42,172 --> 00:25:44,140
That's it!
That's the game!
362
00:25:44,207 --> 00:25:47,404
- Forfeit by the Bears!
- Come on in, fellas!
363
00:25:47,477 --> 00:25:50,640
The remainder of this gamehas been canceled...
364
00:25:50,714 --> 00:25:53,376
by request of the Bears'manager,and forfeited to the Yankees.
365
00:25:54,484 --> 00:25:57,180
Next up,the Athletics and the Mets.
366
00:25:58,955 --> 00:26:02,447
Up the alley, down the street,
who's the hardest team to beat?
367
00:26:02,526 --> 00:26:04,494
Bears! Bears!
368
00:26:09,699 --> 00:26:12,167
Well, guys, it ain't so bad.
369
00:26:12,235 --> 00:26:15,406
I was once in a high-school game
where the score...
370
00:26:19,977 --> 00:26:22,445
Come on, guys.
It's only a game.
371
00:26:22,513 --> 00:26:26,074
Nice try. Maybe next time
you'll get a chance to bat.
372
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:28,209
Hey, Tanner!
Come down, Tanner.
373
00:26:28,285 --> 00:26:30,583
Get down from there.
Forget about that.
374
00:26:30,654 --> 00:26:33,088
Sit down.
I want to talk to you.
375
00:26:33,157 --> 00:26:36,388
I'm not listening to you, crud.
I'm leaving.
376
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:39,623
- Sit down, Tanner.
- Leave him alone.
377
00:26:39,696 --> 00:26:42,290
Hey, wait a minute.
Where are you guys going?
378
00:26:42,366 --> 00:26:44,926
I got to talk to you.
It's important.
379
00:26:45,002 --> 00:26:46,993
I got to talk to you.
380
00:26:50,407 --> 00:26:53,103
- What do you want?
- Ahmad's up a tree.
381
00:26:53,177 --> 00:26:55,338
- Ahmad?
- Yeah.
382
00:26:55,412 --> 00:26:57,812
- Climbed up a tree?
- Says he's not coming down.
383
00:26:57,881 --> 00:26:59,610
Tell his family about it.
384
00:26:59,683 --> 00:27:02,015
Said if I told them
where he was, he'd kill me.
385
00:27:02,085 --> 00:27:04,019
And anyway,
I promised him I wouldn't.
386
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,895
How's the view up there, Ahmad?
387
00:27:27,177 --> 00:27:29,737
How come you're not
wearing your clothes?
388
00:27:29,813 --> 00:27:32,077
Don't deserve to wear
no uniform.
389
00:27:35,786 --> 00:27:37,777
You get away from here,
Buttermaker.
390
00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:42,755
This ain't your tree.
Anybody can climb up here.
391
00:27:42,826 --> 00:27:45,317
Just leave me alone.
392
00:27:45,395 --> 00:27:47,863
Keeping your family
waiting, you know.
393
00:27:47,931 --> 00:27:50,126
Can't face them.
394
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,667
Why?
395
00:27:51,735 --> 00:27:54,033
What do you mean?
Errors, that's why.
396
00:27:54,104 --> 00:27:55,969
Easy fly balls.
397
00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:58,769
There's nothing easy about
those fly balls, Ahmad.
398
00:27:58,842 --> 00:28:01,709
They were tough chances.
The sun was in your eyes.
399
00:28:01,778 --> 00:28:04,144
Don't give me any of
your honky bullshit.
400
00:28:04,214 --> 00:28:05,738
I know they were easy.
401
00:28:05,816 --> 00:28:08,250
Let's not bring race
into this, Ahmad.
402
00:28:08,318 --> 00:28:10,843
We got enough problems as it is.
403
00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:15,982
- Your brothers will understand.
- No, they won't.
404
00:28:16,059 --> 00:28:19,358
They'd never make flubs like that.
They were all big athletes.
405
00:28:19,429 --> 00:28:21,829
When they were my age,
they were captains of their teams...
406
00:28:21,899 --> 00:28:23,799
and great players,
and I'm not.
407
00:28:23,867 --> 00:28:26,335
I'm lousy at football,
lousy at basketball...
408
00:28:26,403 --> 00:28:30,203
and I'm lousy at baseball, and I'm
quitting the whole damn thing.
409
00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:34,867
Thank God Hank Aaron
didn't act like this.
410
00:28:34,945 --> 00:28:35,934
What?
411
00:28:36,013 --> 00:28:39,312
Don't give me that "what."
You know what I'm talking about.
412
00:28:39,383 --> 00:28:41,351
What you talking about?
413
00:28:41,418 --> 00:28:44,216
The 42 errors.
414
00:28:44,288 --> 00:28:45,778
Forty-two errors?
415
00:28:45,856 --> 00:28:48,689
Come off it, Ahmad!
Stop pulling my leg.
416
00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:52,160
You know what I'm talking about.
You know all about Hank Aaron.
417
00:28:52,229 --> 00:28:55,096
His first year in sandlot ball,
he committed 42 errors.
418
00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:58,259
He was nine years old.
Broke his little heart.
419
00:28:58,335 --> 00:29:02,362
He damn near quit.
Thank God for us he didn't.
420
00:29:02,439 --> 00:29:06,205
- There'd be no great old number 44.
- Buttermaker, you're so full of...
421
00:29:06,276 --> 00:29:08,744
It's common knowledge,
for crying out loud!
422
00:29:08,812 --> 00:29:10,837
Ask Ogilvie!
423
00:29:12,516 --> 00:29:15,952
I'm surprised you didn't know that.
He's your favorite player too.
424
00:29:20,524 --> 00:29:22,014
Well.
425
00:29:24,094 --> 00:29:26,494
Kind of ruins my plans.
426
00:29:26,563 --> 00:29:31,330
I was thinking around the fourth
game, you'd be switch-hitting.
427
00:29:31,401 --> 00:29:34,700
With your speed
and right side of the plate...
428
00:29:34,771 --> 00:29:37,171
those few extra steps you get,
you'd be a tough out.
429
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,970
You know, bunts,
things like that.
430
00:29:43,747 --> 00:29:45,180
I am kind of fast, huh?
431
00:29:47,117 --> 00:29:48,812
You're very fast.
432
00:29:51,154 --> 00:29:54,885
At present there are at leasttwo to three instances...
433
00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:58,826
of cardiac arrest or heart seizureat every major sports event...
434
00:29:58,895 --> 00:30:01,125
at the Coliseum...
435
00:30:01,198 --> 00:30:04,395
You're two and a half hours late.
I told you to meet me in my office.
436
00:30:04,468 --> 00:30:06,459
- I couldn't find it.
- Jesus.
437
00:30:06,536 --> 00:30:09,767
I couldn't believe that score...
26 to nothing.
438
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,330
What a beating!
439
00:30:11,408 --> 00:30:14,969
My son wouldn't come out
of his room all weekend.
440
00:30:18,415 --> 00:30:20,576
That's why I want
to disband the team.
441
00:30:20,651 --> 00:30:22,812
- Have you told the boys yet?
- Not yet.
442
00:30:22,886 --> 00:30:26,652
I was hoping to sneak away from the
office today and drop by the field.
443
00:30:26,723 --> 00:30:29,419
Actually, it might be better
if you told them yourself.
444
00:30:29,493 --> 00:30:33,190
I mean, they really do like you.
And I'd appreciate it.
445
00:30:33,263 --> 00:30:35,458
What if the boys
don't want to quit?
446
00:30:35,532 --> 00:30:38,933
That's not important. This has
been very humiliating for me.
447
00:30:39,002 --> 00:30:43,268
We've obviously put these boys in
a situation they just can't handle.
448
00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:46,275
- I hope you think that's fair.
- Excuse me.
449
00:30:46,343 --> 00:30:50,279
Mr. Harrison is here with his 2:30
appointment about the police bill.
450
00:30:50,347 --> 00:30:54,215
- Would you sign these first?
- I know this has all been my fault.
451
00:30:54,284 --> 00:30:56,912
I just want to end it
as quickly as possible.
452
00:31:02,592 --> 00:31:04,219
Good-bye, Buttermaker.
453
00:31:29,886 --> 00:31:31,877
I know it says $ 1.25 on the map...
454
00:31:31,955 --> 00:31:34,788
but what it really is is $2.00
because of inflation.
455
00:31:45,068 --> 00:31:47,662
Hey, Boilermaker,
long time no see.
456
00:31:47,738 --> 00:31:52,437
Pretty fancy neighborhood
you're working these days, Amanda.
457
00:31:52,509 --> 00:31:56,411
- Coming up in the world, huh?
- What are you doing here?
458
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,041
I didn't have any pools to clean, so
I thought I'd drop by and say hello.
459
00:32:00,117 --> 00:32:02,847
- How's your mom?
- Fine. What's it to you?
460
00:32:02,919 --> 00:32:05,854
Is that the way to talk? I haven't
seen you in two or three years.
461
00:32:05,922 --> 00:32:08,516
If you're looking for money,
you can forget it.
462
00:32:08,592 --> 00:32:11,152
I'm not looking for money.
I'm not looking for anything.
463
00:32:11,228 --> 00:32:13,389
- Be sociable, for crying out loud.
- What's that?
464
00:32:13,463 --> 00:32:16,330
- What's what?
- It's a mitt.
465
00:32:16,399 --> 00:32:18,526
- What?
- That.
466
00:32:18,602 --> 00:32:20,263
Oh, yeah.
467
00:32:20,337 --> 00:32:23,329
I thought, you know,
if you weren't too busy...
468
00:32:23,406 --> 00:32:25,874
- maybe you'd like to play catch.
- No, thanks.
469
00:32:28,044 --> 00:32:31,343
Well, it was just an idea.
I mean, it's...
470
00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:37,177
- How's your fastball these days?
- Why?
471
00:32:37,254 --> 00:32:41,315
To tell you the truth, I'm coaching
a bunch of kids some baseball.
472
00:32:41,391 --> 00:32:44,360
Maybe if you're not doing anything,
you can drop by the field...
473
00:32:44,427 --> 00:32:46,622
and maybe join the team
for old times' sake.
474
00:32:46,696 --> 00:32:49,563
I knew you were up to something.
I'm through with pitching.
475
00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:52,932
My mom says you almost ruined me
with that sports stuff.
476
00:32:53,003 --> 00:32:54,163
How?
477
00:32:54,237 --> 00:32:57,070
That fastball you taught me
put my arm in a sling.
478
00:32:57,140 --> 00:33:01,099
It's a fine way to act toward me.
I figure you owe me a thing or two.
479
00:33:01,178 --> 00:33:04,011
- Owe you a thing or two?
- I was like a father to you.
480
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,982
- Some father.
- Didn't I take you to ball games?
481
00:33:08,051 --> 00:33:10,485
- You'd have gone anyway.
- Didn't I take you horseback riding?
482
00:33:10,554 --> 00:33:13,284
Didn't I take you and your mother
to the movies twice a week?
483
00:33:13,356 --> 00:33:16,689
- Didn't I pay for your math tutor?
- The tutor was a drunk like you.
484
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,489
I got a "D" in math that year.
485
00:33:18,562 --> 00:33:21,030
Didn't I let you hang around
while I cleaned the pools?
486
00:33:21,097 --> 00:33:23,258
While you cleaned the pools?
Who are you trying to kid?
487
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,700
I'm the one who did all the work.
You sat and drank beer all day.
488
00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:28,761
By the fourth pool,
you were out cold.
489
00:33:28,839 --> 00:33:31,330
I had to call my mom
to come pick us up.
490
00:33:32,576 --> 00:33:35,340
What about your appendix?
Who rushed you to the hospital?
491
00:33:35,412 --> 00:33:38,245
Who saved your life? Would
you be alive if it weren't for me?
492
00:33:38,315 --> 00:33:40,249
When you weren't
saving people's lives...
493
00:33:40,317 --> 00:33:42,512
you were sitting around
the apartment drunk.
494
00:33:42,586 --> 00:33:45,282
Then you just split.
You made my mother sick.
495
00:33:45,355 --> 00:33:48,756
She wanted to marry you.
Boy, was she dumb.
496
00:33:48,825 --> 00:33:51,191
Your mother and I didn't
get along too well, Amanda.
497
00:33:51,261 --> 00:33:54,355
I liked her very much though.
I still do, as a matter of fact.
498
00:33:54,431 --> 00:33:58,959
I'm just not the marrying kind.
But I guess I handled it badly, huh?
499
00:33:59,035 --> 00:34:00,870
- You handled it like shit!
- Don't use that kind of language...
500
00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:02,497
- You handled it like shit!
- Don't use that kind of language...
501
00:34:02,571 --> 00:34:04,505
Don't tell me what kind
of language I can use.
502
00:34:04,573 --> 00:34:06,302
If you're gonna talk that way...
503
00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:10,038
You're not my father, and I ain't
playing baseball for you anymore.
504
00:34:10,112 --> 00:34:12,910
So why don't you get back
into that sardine can...
505
00:34:12,982 --> 00:34:14,973
and go vacuum the bottom
of the Pacific Ocean?
506
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:18,178
I've got business. You're blocking
my customers with your car.
507
00:34:29,231 --> 00:34:31,597
All right, boys. Let's go.
508
00:34:31,667 --> 00:34:33,897
Up. Everybody up.
Practice. Come on!
509
00:34:48,684 --> 00:34:51,517
All right, all right.
I'm an asshole.
510
00:34:51,587 --> 00:34:55,023
Go ahead and yell.
Get it off your chests.
511
00:34:55,090 --> 00:34:56,580
I deserve it.
512
00:35:07,069 --> 00:35:10,129
We really appreciate these
new uniforms, Buttermaker...
513
00:35:10,205 --> 00:35:13,902
but we're not going to be
needing them anymore.
514
00:35:16,011 --> 00:35:20,812
We've been taking a lot of razzing
in school about opening day, and...
515
00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:24,319
And they were laughing at us,
picking on us.
516
00:35:25,054 --> 00:35:28,922
Anyway, we took a vote
and decided that we'd quit.
517
00:35:30,259 --> 00:35:32,250
What the hell happened
to you, Tanner?
518
00:35:32,328 --> 00:35:34,193
Tanner got into a fight
because of it.
519
00:35:34,263 --> 00:35:35,423
Who with?
520
00:35:35,497 --> 00:35:37,931
- The seventh grade.
- What?
521
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,729
The seventh grade.
522
00:35:39,802 --> 00:35:41,929
You took on
the whole seventh grade?
523
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,173
You want to quit, Tanner?
524
00:35:46,241 --> 00:35:48,937
Crud, no.
I want to play ball.
525
00:35:55,484 --> 00:35:57,884
I can understand
how you guys feel.
526
00:35:59,288 --> 00:36:02,621
I haven't been
much of a manager...
527
00:36:02,691 --> 00:36:05,319
or much of anything else,
for that matter.
528
00:36:09,498 --> 00:36:10,988
And I'm sorry.
529
00:36:12,501 --> 00:36:16,267
But this quitting thing, it's a hard
habit to break once you start.
530
00:36:18,407 --> 00:36:20,500
You're a damn
good bunch of boys.
531
00:36:20,576 --> 00:36:24,068
You probably deserved
a lot better than me...
532
00:36:24,146 --> 00:36:26,410
but we're stuck
with each other.
533
00:36:26,482 --> 00:36:27,779
Jimmy, grab a bat.
534
00:36:27,850 --> 00:36:30,318
Engelberry, get your gear on,
get behind home plate.
535
00:36:30,386 --> 00:36:32,980
- What for?
- We need to practice.
536
00:36:33,055 --> 00:36:35,250
But we disbanded the team.
537
00:36:35,324 --> 00:36:38,020
- We took a vote.
- Goddamn it!
538
00:36:38,093 --> 00:36:40,618
Nobody's vote counts
around here but mine!
539
00:36:40,696 --> 00:36:44,996
Get your gear, and get your fat ass
to the plate before I kick it there.
540
00:36:45,067 --> 00:36:47,797
The rest of you pansy-ass quitters,
move your asses...
541
00:36:47,870 --> 00:36:50,498
before I kick them all
up there into position!
542
00:36:51,273 --> 00:36:54,367
We got a game with
the Athletics next Wednesday...
543
00:36:54,443 --> 00:36:56,707
and that means
only one thing...
544
00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:59,976
bad news for the Athletics!
545
00:37:03,285 --> 00:37:05,879
You're dragging
your right foot, Jimmy.
546
00:37:05,954 --> 00:37:08,650
You got to plant it.
Here, I'll show you.
547
00:37:10,025 --> 00:37:13,222
Right here. Just plant it.
Make sure it stays there.
548
00:37:15,064 --> 00:37:18,397
Let's look alive out there.
Let's look alive.
549
00:37:21,770 --> 00:37:23,738
Way to go, Jimmy!
550
00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:25,364
Good hit!
551
00:37:25,441 --> 00:37:26,965
Way to go!
552
00:37:30,913 --> 00:37:33,313
No, Tanner, no!
Everybody watch this.
553
00:37:33,382 --> 00:37:36,545
You get down on your left knee
so that if you miss the ball...
554
00:37:36,618 --> 00:37:38,677
it hits your body,
you still make the play.
555
00:37:38,754 --> 00:37:40,312
Up, everybody.
556
00:37:40,389 --> 00:37:42,516
All right, Engelberry,
hit it again.
557
00:37:44,927 --> 00:37:48,454
That's the way to do it!
You see how easy it is?
558
00:37:48,530 --> 00:37:51,658
You see how simple that is?
Just get down on your left knee.
559
00:37:51,733 --> 00:37:54,827
You miss the ball, you can still
make the play. Understand?
560
00:37:54,903 --> 00:37:56,461
Okay, let's do it again.
561
00:38:02,711 --> 00:38:06,112
A busted bat
and a long fly ball...
562
00:38:06,181 --> 00:38:09,150
Any day now
Durocher will call!
563
00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:24,230
Shit!
564
00:38:28,704 --> 00:38:33,004
Any second now, Ogilvie,
heart attack time.
565
00:38:34,409 --> 00:38:37,003
I'll send flowers
to your funeral.
566
00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:39,104
Must have sustenance.
567
00:38:48,524 --> 00:38:50,822
Couldn't you at least
have unwrapped it?
568
00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:52,485
I got it! I got it!
569
00:38:52,561 --> 00:38:54,495
Good move!
570
00:38:59,134 --> 00:39:00,123
Butterworth.
571
00:39:00,202 --> 00:39:02,329
Hello, Roy.
572
00:39:02,404 --> 00:39:04,838
What's your boys
doing out in the field?
573
00:39:05,774 --> 00:39:08,709
Getting ready for a game
with the Athletics.
574
00:39:08,777 --> 00:39:10,267
Haven't you heard?
575
00:39:10,345 --> 00:39:13,337
Councilman Whitewood told the league
committee he's calling it quits.
576
00:39:13,415 --> 00:39:15,645
He is. We aren't.
577
00:39:15,717 --> 00:39:18,584
What are you, one of those
sadists or something?
578
00:39:18,654 --> 00:39:20,986
Didn't those kids take enough
of a beating opening day?
579
00:39:21,056 --> 00:39:24,389
- What the hell you trying to do?
- Win the pennant.
580
00:39:24,459 --> 00:39:27,860
This schedule says that on the last
day of the season, June 19th...
581
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:30,194
the two best teams
play for a title.
582
00:39:30,265 --> 00:39:32,256
We intend to be
one of those teams.
583
00:39:32,334 --> 00:39:34,427
Be a lot of fun
if you were the other.
584
00:39:34,503 --> 00:39:36,971
Two hands, Engelberg!
Two hands!
585
00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:41,766
Guys, I want to see some
hard-nosed play out there.
586
00:39:41,843 --> 00:39:43,936
Now, everybody,
once more with feeling.
587
00:39:44,012 --> 00:39:45,673
First base! Second base!
588
00:39:45,747 --> 00:39:48,238
Do we have to do that one?
It's so corny.
589
00:39:48,317 --> 00:39:50,478
Listen to me.
Once more with feeling.
590
00:39:50,552 --> 00:39:54,044
First base! Second base!
Third base! Home!
591
00:39:54,122 --> 00:39:58,081
Around them bases
we shall roam!
592
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,651
Come on, batter!
593
00:40:00,729 --> 00:40:02,720
Check the big play!
594
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:06,327
Batter can't hit!
595
00:40:09,938 --> 00:40:11,997
Batter, swing!
596
00:40:12,074 --> 00:40:13,939
Ball four!
Take your base.
597
00:40:32,094 --> 00:40:34,062
Go home! Home!
598
00:40:34,129 --> 00:40:35,994
Here! Home!
599
00:40:36,064 --> 00:40:38,862
Go home!
All the way home!
600
00:40:50,779 --> 00:40:52,246
Out!
601
00:40:52,314 --> 00:40:53,303
Crud!
602
00:40:59,388 --> 00:41:01,720
Come on! Catch it!
603
00:41:03,925 --> 00:41:06,450
Who do we appreciate?
604
00:41:06,528 --> 00:41:08,496
Bears! Bears!
605
00:41:12,134 --> 00:41:15,160
All right, come on, guys.
Lighten up.
606
00:41:15,237 --> 00:41:17,506
We finished
the whole game, didn't we?
607
00:41:17,639 --> 00:41:20,938
Tanner almost got a base hit
in the fourth inning.
608
00:41:21,009 --> 00:41:23,500
Matter of fact,
I thought you were safe.
609
00:41:24,613 --> 00:41:28,982
- Rome wasn't built in a day.
- It took several hundred years.
610
00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:32,986
We lost 18 to nothing, and
the Athletics are the worst team.
611
00:41:33,054 --> 00:41:36,182
- Second worst.
- Sorry, I forgot.
612
00:41:36,258 --> 00:41:39,523
Snap out of it! Nobody said
it was going to be easy.
613
00:41:39,594 --> 00:41:41,789
Don't look so glum.
614
00:41:41,863 --> 00:41:44,627
Well, we committed 24 errors.
615
00:41:44,699 --> 00:41:48,795
Their pitcher threw a no-hitter.
But there is some good news.
616
00:41:50,138 --> 00:41:53,369
Two of our runners almost
managed to get to first base...
617
00:41:53,441 --> 00:41:56,137
and we did hit 17 foul balls.
618
00:41:56,211 --> 00:41:58,907
That's the spirit!
Come on, guys!
619
00:41:58,980 --> 00:42:01,505
Cokes and hot dogs on me.
620
00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:03,412
This way.
621
00:42:03,552 --> 00:42:06,885
- I said I wasn't interested.
- There's nothing to be afraid of.
622
00:42:06,955 --> 00:42:09,788
I'm not afraid. I'm just through
with all that tomboy stuff.
623
00:42:09,858 --> 00:42:13,089
Baseball's not tomboy stuff. It's
your country's national pastime.
624
00:42:13,161 --> 00:42:16,927
It's a lot healthier than sitting
here on a stupid street corner...
625
00:42:16,998 --> 00:42:19,831
selling dumb maps
to a bunch of ignorant hicks.
626
00:42:19,901 --> 00:42:21,528
Look at that gut on you.
627
00:42:21,603 --> 00:42:24,299
I beg your pardon.
There isn't an ounce of fat on me.
628
00:42:24,372 --> 00:42:26,932
There will be if you keep
sitting around here.
629
00:42:27,008 --> 00:42:30,307
- This is sure a lousy job you got.
- It ain't lousy.
630
00:42:30,378 --> 00:42:33,973
Half the state of Iowa came by
last week. Cleared 85 bucks.
631
00:42:34,049 --> 00:42:36,415
Bet it's more than you make.
632
00:42:36,484 --> 00:42:39,351
- You saving any of that money?
- Of course I am.
633
00:42:39,421 --> 00:42:41,412
What are you going
to do with it?
634
00:42:41,489 --> 00:42:43,480
I'm going to get braces.
635
00:42:44,626 --> 00:42:47,686
I'm going to be taking
ballet lessons pretty soon.
636
00:42:47,762 --> 00:42:49,957
I'm going to be a model.
637
00:42:50,031 --> 00:42:53,057
Well, now we're
getting somewhere.
638
00:42:54,002 --> 00:42:54,991
Tell you what.
639
00:42:55,070 --> 00:42:57,061
You come and pitch
a few games for us...
640
00:42:57,138 --> 00:42:59,663
I'll pay for the modeling thing
and the ballet lessons.
641
00:42:59,741 --> 00:43:02,039
Can't do anything about the braces
'cause that's big money.
642
00:43:02,110 --> 00:43:03,839
Buttermaker, you're so dumb.
643
00:43:03,912 --> 00:43:06,039
Those boys aren't rough.
You won't get hurt.
644
00:43:06,114 --> 00:43:09,277
That's got nothing
to do with it.
645
00:43:09,351 --> 00:43:12,752
I'm almost 12, and I'll...
I'll be getting a bra soon.
646
00:43:17,058 --> 00:43:19,049
Well, maybe in a year or so.
647
00:43:19,127 --> 00:43:21,561
I can't be playing
no dumb baseball.
648
00:43:21,630 --> 00:43:25,498
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
649
00:43:27,335 --> 00:43:30,133
You're turning into
a regular little lady.
650
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,235
It was a dumb idea anyway.
651
00:43:35,410 --> 00:43:38,402
I mean, you wouldn't have
helped the team much.
652
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,471
You were great
when you were nine...
653
00:43:40,548 --> 00:43:43,745
but girls reach their peak
athletically about that age.
654
00:43:43,818 --> 00:43:47,049
Probably haven't picked up
a ball in two years anyway.
655
00:43:48,323 --> 00:43:50,791
Give my love to your mom.
656
00:43:50,859 --> 00:43:52,850
Don't be such a stranger.
657
00:43:56,297 --> 00:43:58,595
- Hey, Boilermaker.
- Yeah?
658
00:43:58,667 --> 00:44:01,101
Got my curve breaking 21/2 feet.
659
00:44:03,672 --> 00:44:06,197
Then you have been
practicing, huh?
660
00:44:06,274 --> 00:44:09,937
But don't give me no baloney about
a curve breaking 21/2 feet, though.
661
00:44:10,011 --> 00:44:11,501
For how much?
662
00:44:12,447 --> 00:44:14,711
- Ten bucks.
- Make it 20.
663
00:44:14,783 --> 00:44:16,717
We got a bet.
664
00:44:34,936 --> 00:44:37,404
I thought we were going
to see some curves.
665
00:44:37,472 --> 00:44:41,272
Okay, the next one's coming
right between your eyes.
666
00:44:50,652 --> 00:44:53,780
- Twelve ballet lessons.
- Nine ballet lessons.
667
00:44:53,855 --> 00:44:56,221
They're $3.00 a shot,
for crying out loud.
668
00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:58,384
Twelve ballet lessons or no go.
669
00:44:58,460 --> 00:45:01,429
I just lit that cigar.
That's terrible.
670
00:45:01,496 --> 00:45:04,829
- Make it nine ballet lessons...
- I want the imported kind of jeans.
671
00:45:04,899 --> 00:45:06,161
- Jeans?
- Yes.
672
00:45:06,234 --> 00:45:09,362
- I'm not getting you any jeans.
- French jeans.
673
00:45:09,437 --> 00:45:13,806
Do you know how many pools
I gotta clean to get imported jeans?
674
00:45:13,875 --> 00:45:15,866
- What's wrong with American?
- I don't like them.
675
00:45:15,944 --> 00:45:18,378
Who do you think you are,
Catfish Hunter?
676
00:45:18,446 --> 00:45:20,175
Who's he?
677
00:45:23,017 --> 00:45:26,145
Boys, I'd like you to meet
your new pitcher...
678
00:45:26,221 --> 00:45:27,882
Amanda Whurlizer.
679
00:45:27,956 --> 00:45:30,447
Jews, spics, niggers,
and now a girl?
680
00:45:30,525 --> 00:45:32,152
Grab a bat, punk.
681
00:45:42,036 --> 00:45:45,403
Jimmy Feldman,
Toby Whitewood.
682
00:45:47,342 --> 00:45:50,971
Sixth. No, you're seventh.
Tanner...
683
00:45:51,045 --> 00:45:53,912
First up for the Mets,Roy Close...
684
00:45:53,982 --> 00:45:56,280
number seven, left field.
685
00:45:58,419 --> 00:46:02,116
Come on, Amanda.
Right through him!
686
00:46:18,206 --> 00:46:20,197
Strike three!
You're out!
687
00:46:22,477 --> 00:46:26,470
Now batting for the Mets,David Delmardo.
688
00:46:29,984 --> 00:46:32,009
What's she doing
now with the...
689
00:46:32,086 --> 00:46:34,418
Ah, that's the...
690
00:46:34,489 --> 00:46:36,514
That's the spitter.
691
00:46:36,591 --> 00:46:38,650
Wets her fingers, you see...
692
00:46:38,726 --> 00:46:41,854
and then she appears to dry them
on the peak of her cap...
693
00:46:41,930 --> 00:46:45,058
but she's not really drying them
'cause she has Vaseline under there.
694
00:46:48,603 --> 00:46:50,127
Strike three!
695
00:46:58,947 --> 00:47:00,938
Strike three!
You're out!
696
00:47:02,483 --> 00:47:05,748
When we get out to the field, take
it easy on the first few batters.
697
00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:08,220
I want to see how
our infield handles balls.
698
00:47:08,289 --> 00:47:10,849
Carl Paranski, number six...
699
00:47:10,925 --> 00:47:14,417
The cool, calm Paranski shift!
700
00:47:25,506 --> 00:47:28,600
You're holding up the game.
Let's get back in the box.
701
00:47:42,957 --> 00:47:44,982
Forget it, Miguel.
702
00:47:58,573 --> 00:47:59,904
Strike three!
703
00:48:09,183 --> 00:48:11,151
Come on, guys!
Pay attention!
704
00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:14,052
They can't win
if they don't score!
705
00:48:42,717 --> 00:48:45,277
Nice work, Engelberg.
Good game.
706
00:48:45,353 --> 00:48:47,821
Nice going, Tanner.
You looked beautiful.
707
00:48:47,889 --> 00:48:50,591
Who do we appreciate? Bears!
708
00:48:50,724 --> 00:48:54,592
Good stuff. Beautiful.
Toby, Jose, Timmy.
709
00:49:00,067 --> 00:49:03,002
Lupus, you spaz! We would've won
if it weren't for you!
710
00:49:03,070 --> 00:49:06,062
- Leave him alone.
- Will you cut that out?
711
00:49:06,139 --> 00:49:08,471
Let's not have any shoving around.
712
00:49:08,542 --> 00:49:11,409
Now cut that out!
Move over.
713
00:49:11,478 --> 00:49:15,141
All I know is, when we win a game,
it's a team win.
714
00:49:15,215 --> 00:49:18,548
When we lose a game,
it's a team loss.
715
00:49:18,619 --> 00:49:21,850
Now, on Friday,
we play the White Sox.
716
00:49:21,922 --> 00:49:23,913
What does that mean
to you guys?
717
00:49:23,991 --> 00:49:27,017
Bad news for the White Sox!
718
00:49:27,761 --> 00:49:29,661
Damn right.
719
00:49:29,796 --> 00:49:32,390
Look alive out there.
Let's look alive.
720
00:49:35,335 --> 00:49:36,529
I got it!
721
00:49:36,603 --> 00:49:38,628
No, you don't!
It's over the fence!
722
00:49:50,751 --> 00:49:53,219
Hey, punk!
I thought l...
723
00:49:53,286 --> 00:49:55,777
I thought I told you
to quit hanging around!
724
00:49:59,259 --> 00:50:01,227
Jumpin' catfish.
725
00:50:01,294 --> 00:50:03,194
What a great arm!
Who is that kid?
726
00:50:03,263 --> 00:50:05,697
Of course he's got a great arm.
727
00:50:05,766 --> 00:50:08,963
He's the best athlete in the area.
But you don't understand.
728
00:50:09,036 --> 00:50:12,028
- That's Kelly Leak.
- You guys talking about Kelly Leak?
729
00:50:12,105 --> 00:50:15,040
- Yeah.
- That dude is a bad mother.
730
00:50:15,108 --> 00:50:18,771
You're talking about a loan shark.
I borrowed a nickel from him.
731
00:50:18,845 --> 00:50:21,609
Said if I didn't give him a dime
by Friday, he'd break my arm.
732
00:50:23,016 --> 00:50:26,816
Don't know what he's talking about,
but I like him. He's got balls.
733
00:50:26,887 --> 00:50:30,118
Why screw around? If the guy
can play ball, he can play ball.
734
00:50:30,190 --> 00:50:32,021
Let's get him on the team.
735
00:50:48,508 --> 00:50:50,032
Want to go again?
736
00:50:51,111 --> 00:50:53,011
Anybody else?
737
00:50:57,084 --> 00:50:59,382
Saw you throw the ball.
Got a great arm.
738
00:51:02,289 --> 00:51:03,483
So-so.
739
00:51:03,557 --> 00:51:06,287
We could use a good
outfielder on our team.
740
00:51:06,359 --> 00:51:09,123
You call what you got a team?
741
00:51:23,477 --> 00:51:25,968
What you got against
baseball anyway?
742
00:51:28,782 --> 00:51:31,444
The baseball you guys play
is for faggots and old farts...
743
00:51:31,518 --> 00:51:33,850
who don't have anything
better to do with themselves.
744
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,911
You must like
those kind of guys.
745
00:51:35,989 --> 00:51:38,048
You sure hang around
the field often enough.
746
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:41,754
There's nice ass at the field.
That's why I hang around there.
747
00:51:45,198 --> 00:51:48,895
- I hear you like to gamble.
- We go a dollar a game here.
748
00:51:49,803 --> 00:51:50,861
Serve it.
749
00:51:52,105 --> 00:51:54,630
I don't want
to play for money.
750
00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:56,835
If I win, you play
baseball for the Bears.
751
00:51:56,910 --> 00:51:59,777
- And if I win?
- Name it.
752
00:52:24,171 --> 00:52:26,662
Well, how'd it go?
753
00:52:28,408 --> 00:52:30,467
- I lost.
- What?
754
00:52:30,544 --> 00:52:32,705
- You said you were good!
- I am good! He's just better!
755
00:52:32,779 --> 00:52:35,543
That's the last time
I ever listen to you.
756
00:52:38,318 --> 00:52:40,309
8:00 Friday night.
757
00:52:46,893 --> 00:52:48,793
- What's that?
- Nothing.
758
00:52:48,862 --> 00:52:51,660
What's 8:00 Friday night?
759
00:52:51,731 --> 00:52:55,030
I lost, so I gotta go to the Rolling
Stones concert with the creep.
760
00:52:55,101 --> 00:52:57,228
That's the most ridiculous
thing I ever heard of.
761
00:52:57,304 --> 00:52:59,534
11 -year-old girls
don't go out on dates.
762
00:52:59,606 --> 00:53:01,096
Of course they do.
763
00:53:01,174 --> 00:53:03,506
They don't go out
with people like that.
764
00:53:04,878 --> 00:53:07,108
You take the cake.
First you blow the game...
765
00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:09,774
then you get roped into
a date with an ex-con.
766
00:53:09,850 --> 00:53:12,341
You're like a chimney.
I'm sick of it.
767
00:53:13,486 --> 00:53:15,784
Start the car, and let's go.
768
00:53:15,856 --> 00:53:19,087
Probably lost on purpose.
You probably like the little baboon.
769
00:53:19,159 --> 00:53:20,717
Blow it out your bunghole!
770
00:53:25,866 --> 00:53:28,391
What if he tries something...
771
00:53:30,770 --> 00:53:32,203
I'll handle it.
772
00:53:32,939 --> 00:53:35,305
Rolling Stones.
Eleven years old.
773
00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:37,969
I know an 11 -year-old girl
who's on the pill.
774
00:53:39,446 --> 00:53:41,744
Don't ever say that word again.
775
00:53:41,815 --> 00:53:44,147
Jesus, just who in the heck
do you think you are?
776
00:53:44,217 --> 00:53:46,082
Your goddamn manager,
that's who.
777
00:53:46,152 --> 00:53:47,676
Big wow.
778
00:54:08,441 --> 00:54:11,433
Lupus, could you go somewhere else
while I'm eating?
779
00:54:11,511 --> 00:54:13,502
You make me sick.
780
00:54:18,919 --> 00:54:21,319
- Cripes.
- Lupus, man.
781
00:54:21,388 --> 00:54:23,049
- How's it going?
- Give it!
782
00:54:23,123 --> 00:54:25,489
What do you need it for?
You hardly ever play anyways.
783
00:54:25,558 --> 00:54:27,958
Sit down.
We was only kidding anyways.
784
00:54:29,062 --> 00:54:30,689
That looks neat, man.
785
00:54:30,764 --> 00:54:34,564
We oughta do that to all the Bears.
They might play better.
786
00:54:36,603 --> 00:54:39,936
Hey, Joey, you hungry?
You want my burrito?
787
00:54:40,006 --> 00:54:42,201
I wouldn't eat your burrito
if you paid me to.
788
00:54:42,275 --> 00:54:45,836
Go on, take it.
That's the best way to eat it.
789
00:54:50,951 --> 00:54:52,441
I'm gonna kill you!
790
00:54:52,519 --> 00:54:55,716
I'll knock your head down so far,
you'll have to take off your hat!
791
00:54:55,789 --> 00:54:57,950
I'm gonna beat
the crud out of you!
792
00:54:58,024 --> 00:55:00,857
I'll take on all
the Yankees after this!
793
00:55:00,927 --> 00:55:04,055
I'm gonna kick your butt,
you little shit!
794
00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:07,327
You owe me 30 cents
for that burrito!
795
00:55:13,907 --> 00:55:16,205
You little shit.
796
00:55:16,276 --> 00:55:19,143
That's one Bear down,
11 to go.
797
00:55:19,212 --> 00:55:21,737
Come to think of it,
they ain't worth it.
798
00:55:28,288 --> 00:55:30,916
Thanks. Nobody ever
stuck up for me before.
799
00:55:30,991 --> 00:55:33,084
If you wiped your nose
once in a while...
800
00:55:33,159 --> 00:55:35,684
people wouldn't give you
so much crud all the time.
801
00:55:47,307 --> 00:55:49,798
How many times you got to be told
to quit hanging around here?
802
00:55:49,876 --> 00:55:52,174
I'm just sitting here.
803
00:55:52,245 --> 00:55:54,770
This field is for ballplayers,
not for juvenile delinquents.
804
00:55:54,848 --> 00:55:58,340
I can play baseball better
than anybody in this league.
805
00:55:59,452 --> 00:56:01,977
It's a shame we're never
going to find that out.
806
00:56:02,055 --> 00:56:05,354
Because nobody here wants
to have anything to do with you.
807
00:56:05,425 --> 00:56:09,384
Now get the hell out of here.
Come on, get out of here!
808
00:56:24,711 --> 00:56:27,145
Something I forgot to tell you.
It's a league rule.
809
00:56:27,213 --> 00:56:29,807
Cups and supporters.
810
00:56:29,883 --> 00:56:32,252
Gotta be worn at all times.
811
00:56:33,820 --> 00:56:38,382
- They're very uncomfortable.
- You wear them or you don't play.
812
00:56:38,458 --> 00:56:41,894
Can we stop this already?
We got another hour of practice.
813
00:56:43,863 --> 00:56:47,060
- What are you saying?
- I've brushed up on my Spanish.
814
00:56:47,133 --> 00:56:51,934
I think he's saying something about
his being a Catholic and it's a sin.
815
00:56:52,005 --> 00:56:53,700
Oh, for Christ's sake.
816
00:56:58,745 --> 00:57:02,237
- It's not a gas mask.
- I know what it is.
817
00:57:02,315 --> 00:57:05,614
This is a free country.
Let's be democratic and take a vote.
818
00:57:05,685 --> 00:57:09,212
- There'll be no vote, Engelberg.
- What about Amanda?
819
00:57:09,289 --> 00:57:11,189
You ain't strapping
one of these on me.
820
00:57:11,257 --> 00:57:14,590
If she don't wear one,
I don't wear one.
821
00:57:17,130 --> 00:57:19,462
Anyway, it's too small.
822
00:57:19,532 --> 00:57:22,126
If she doesn't wear one,
neither do I.
823
00:57:23,136 --> 00:57:26,799
- What are you doing here?
- Some asshole changed my mind.
824
00:57:35,548 --> 00:57:37,709
A little harder, huh?
825
00:57:38,618 --> 00:57:41,212
Who's this turkey think he is,
Mickey Mantle?
826
00:57:41,287 --> 00:57:42,777
Rifle one.
827
00:58:10,316 --> 00:58:12,307
They win one lousy game,
next thing you know...
828
00:58:12,385 --> 00:58:14,444
they'll sue for the right
to play in Dodger Stadium.
829
00:58:22,428 --> 00:58:25,226
Engelberg, did you
take my hamburger?
830
00:58:29,202 --> 00:58:32,433
Hey, would you shut up?
Right on my punch line.
831
00:58:32,505 --> 00:58:35,099
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
832
00:58:35,174 --> 00:58:37,574
of the United States of America...
833
00:58:37,643 --> 00:58:41,044
and to the republic
for which it stands...
834
00:58:41,114 --> 00:58:44,606
one nation,
under God, indivisible...
835
00:58:44,684 --> 00:58:47,482
with liberty and justice for all.
836
00:58:49,922 --> 00:58:52,186
- I just get an eight count here.
- I know, but it's okay.
837
00:58:52,258 --> 00:58:54,089
I got the whole thing figured out.
This is what I do.
838
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,855
I take my two outfielders,
Henry and Thor...
839
00:58:55,928 --> 00:58:57,418
I play them right and left center.
840
00:58:57,497 --> 00:58:59,624
Would you stop it!
You're embarrassing yourself.
841
00:58:59,699 --> 00:59:01,428
Three of my White Sox
have got the flu.
842
00:59:01,501 --> 00:59:04,197
I got a goddamn little Jesus freak
in Bakersfield at a revival meeting.
843
00:59:04,270 --> 00:59:06,465
I am sorry!
844
00:59:06,539 --> 00:59:10,532
The White Sox are gonna have to
forfeit the game. It's a forfeit.
845
00:59:10,610 --> 00:59:12,976
The White Sox have to forfeit.
846
00:59:15,815 --> 00:59:19,911
Two, four, six, eight.
Who do we appreciate?
847
00:59:19,986 --> 00:59:22,682
White Sox! White Sox!
848
00:59:32,899 --> 00:59:35,732
- Can't this thing go any faster?
- Sure.
849
00:59:41,941 --> 00:59:43,636
Would you look at that?
850
00:59:43,709 --> 00:59:46,109
I can't help it.
I really hate that kid.
851
01:00:00,059 --> 01:00:01,219
Out.
852
01:00:04,197 --> 01:00:05,459
Out!
853
01:00:09,001 --> 01:00:10,332
Out!
854
01:00:23,950 --> 01:00:25,440
Shit!
855
01:00:44,837 --> 01:00:46,168
He's out.
856
01:01:02,822 --> 01:01:04,221
Stop it! Somebody's hurt!
857
01:01:09,662 --> 01:01:12,460
- Ow. Right in the balls.
- Come on, give him some air.
858
01:01:12,532 --> 01:01:14,830
Get back to the dugout. It's time.
859
01:01:14,901 --> 01:01:16,698
He got hit in the balls.
860
01:01:16,769 --> 01:01:18,703
Cleveland! Stretcher!
861
01:01:20,072 --> 01:01:23,269
- A stretcher for his balls?
- That must hurt.
862
01:01:23,342 --> 01:01:25,310
Buttermaker, do I have to go?
863
01:01:25,378 --> 01:01:27,243
No. We're just going
to get you checked out.
864
01:01:27,313 --> 01:01:29,110
I don't wanna go.
I wanna play.
865
01:01:29,181 --> 01:01:31,615
We have to check you out first.
It's a sensitive area.
866
01:01:31,684 --> 01:01:34,619
- I want to play.
- Don't worry. You'll play.
867
01:01:35,488 --> 01:01:38,821
You better start worrying about
your team finishing in one piece...
868
01:01:38,891 --> 01:01:41,052
instead of trying
to get in the play-offs.
869
01:01:42,595 --> 01:01:44,324
I just pray
he's wearing his cup.
870
01:01:44,397 --> 01:01:48,800
One, two, two, two,
three, two, four, two...
871
01:01:48,868 --> 01:01:50,836
ready to go back.
872
01:02:04,784 --> 01:02:09,346
One, two, two, two,
three, two, four, two...
873
01:02:09,422 --> 01:02:12,118
and bow.
874
01:02:12,191 --> 01:02:15,285
- Very good.
- Would you like a piece of chicken?
875
01:02:15,361 --> 01:02:18,125
Would you turkeys
blow on out of here?
876
01:02:19,131 --> 01:02:20,564
I will not allow this!
877
01:02:20,633 --> 01:02:23,033
The White Sox beat the Mets!
878
01:02:23,102 --> 01:02:25,866
- Gentlemen, please...
- We're talking championships.
879
01:02:25,938 --> 01:02:28,771
Young man,
I am teaching a class here.
880
01:02:28,841 --> 01:02:32,538
You ain't doin' a very good job.
No one here can dance for bat turds.
881
01:02:32,612 --> 01:02:35,137
Tanner, get the hell out of here!
882
01:02:35,214 --> 01:02:37,239
I will kill you!
883
01:02:37,316 --> 01:02:40,183
Get out! Go!
884
01:02:42,054 --> 01:02:45,285
I'm hitting.841.
I'm on the Bears.
885
01:02:46,892 --> 01:02:48,689
You live around here?
886
01:02:48,761 --> 01:02:50,956
I got a Harley-Davidson.
887
01:02:51,030 --> 01:02:52,691
Does that turn you on...
Harley-Davidson?
888
01:02:52,832 --> 01:02:55,596
I don't have to remind you who we'll
be playing in the championship...
889
01:02:55,668 --> 01:02:58,501
after we beat these Athletics today.
890
01:02:58,571 --> 01:03:02,473
I got one last question for you.
Let's see who can answer it.
891
01:03:02,541 --> 01:03:05,567
What does this game mean
to the Athletics? Ahmad?
892
01:03:05,645 --> 01:03:08,512
It means a hell of a lot
of badass news for the Athletics.
893
01:03:08,581 --> 01:03:10,947
Let's go!
Kelly. Kelly.
894
01:03:13,819 --> 01:03:17,016
I want you handling the ball
as much as possible out there today.
895
01:03:17,089 --> 01:03:19,023
This game is
too damn important for us.
896
01:03:19,091 --> 01:03:21,150
Any ball you get near, go for it.
897
01:03:40,846 --> 01:03:42,245
Way to go!
898
01:03:44,116 --> 01:03:46,311
And so, at the topof the third inning...
899
01:03:46,385 --> 01:03:49,411
the Bears are leadingone to nothing over the Athletics.
900
01:03:51,057 --> 01:03:54,220
Hey, Tanner, does he go
to the bathroom for you too?
901
01:03:55,294 --> 01:03:56,818
Hey! Tanner!
902
01:03:58,464 --> 01:04:02,264
Now batting, Tom McKay,number ten, third base.
903
01:04:14,947 --> 01:04:17,575
- What you doing?
- Sorry.
904
01:04:17,650 --> 01:04:20,016
We got nine men out here,
you know.
905
01:04:20,086 --> 01:04:21,917
Yeah. Okay.
906
01:04:50,849 --> 01:04:55,149
Going into the last halfof the sixth and last inning...
907
01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:57,484
the score is tied two and two.
908
01:05:01,593 --> 01:05:05,051
When I give you an order,
I expect you to follow it.
909
01:05:05,130 --> 01:05:07,928
You're up first this inning.
Grab yourself a goddamn bat...
910
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,797
and let's get the run back.
911
01:05:15,374 --> 01:05:16,966
And now batting for the Bears...
912
01:05:17,042 --> 01:05:19,272
number three, Kelly Leak.
913
01:05:27,486 --> 01:05:28,680
Strike!
914
01:05:35,928 --> 01:05:37,862
Strike two!
915
01:05:37,930 --> 01:05:40,956
That was a ball, you stupid ump!
916
01:05:42,601 --> 01:05:44,262
Again?
917
01:05:44,336 --> 01:05:47,533
0-2, and Stein is up next.
918
01:05:47,606 --> 01:05:49,096
Time.
919
01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:59,014
What's the matter with you?
What are you doing up there?
920
01:05:59,084 --> 01:06:01,814
You trying to win this thing or not?
921
01:06:01,887 --> 01:06:03,684
I'll put Miguel in.
At least he'll try.
922
01:06:08,994 --> 01:06:11,519
Just get out of here
and let me hit...
923
01:06:11,596 --> 01:06:13,086
Coach.
924
01:06:48,233 --> 01:06:49,757
That's the way to go.
925
01:06:54,906 --> 01:06:57,067
- Kelly!
- Congratulations.
926
01:06:57,142 --> 01:06:59,042
Give me ten!
927
01:06:59,111 --> 01:07:00,806
We have the final score.
928
01:07:00,879 --> 01:07:03,575
Bears... three runs,four hits, three errors.
929
01:07:03,648 --> 01:07:06,640
Athletics...two runs, five hits...
930
01:07:06,718 --> 01:07:08,709
- See you tomorrow at the big game.
- Thank you.
931
01:07:10,989 --> 01:07:13,958
I was really scared
for a minute there.
932
01:07:14,026 --> 01:07:16,586
He's just a rotten ball hog.
933
01:07:16,661 --> 01:07:19,528
Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.
934
01:07:19,598 --> 01:07:21,793
Does anybody
want to go for a ride?
935
01:07:29,007 --> 01:07:30,998
Want to go for a ride, Timmy?
936
01:07:37,382 --> 01:07:40,180
- Let's get your elbow in there.
- The water sure is cold.
937
01:07:40,252 --> 01:07:42,482
Don't worry about it.
938
01:07:42,554 --> 01:07:44,215
Will you listen to me
and forget the elbow?
939
01:07:44,289 --> 01:07:47,349
- Got to hold down the swelling.
- It's not that bad.
940
01:07:47,426 --> 01:07:49,087
- Buttermaker?
- All right. Shoot.
941
01:07:49,161 --> 01:07:51,220
I invited my mom
to the game tomorrow.
942
01:07:51,296 --> 01:07:53,662
You did? That's nice.
943
01:07:53,732 --> 01:07:56,223
- It's the last game of the year.
- Fine, fine.
944
01:07:56,301 --> 01:07:58,769
Got a big surprise
for you after too.
945
01:08:00,138 --> 01:08:02,003
- We're all going to dinner.
- What?
946
01:08:02,074 --> 01:08:04,941
After that, we're going to
the drive-in. It's a double feature.
947
01:08:05,010 --> 01:08:07,740
Let's play it by ear,
see how things go tomorrow.
948
01:08:07,813 --> 01:08:09,303
Please don't try to blow it.
949
01:08:09,381 --> 01:08:13,010
She wasn't too keen on it at first.
I had to work hard to get it set up.
950
01:08:13,085 --> 01:08:16,111
Yeah. I bet you did.
951
01:08:16,188 --> 01:08:18,622
I don't think it's
a very good idea, Amanda.
952
01:08:18,690 --> 01:08:20,988
No excuses, Boilermaker.
It's all fixed and I'm paying...
953
01:08:21,059 --> 01:08:23,960
- so you can't cry poor.
- Yes, but listen...
954
01:08:24,029 --> 01:08:25,519
Last Sunday I made a killing.
955
01:08:25,597 --> 01:08:28,395
A guy wanted to wallpaper
his bathroom and bought 35 maps.
956
01:08:28,467 --> 01:08:32,062
Amanda, you know damn well
your mother and I don't get along.
957
01:08:32,137 --> 01:08:35,197
So we're not going to dinner or
a movie or anywhere else together.
958
01:08:35,273 --> 01:08:37,764
Do you understand?
Just keep your elbow in the water.
959
01:08:37,843 --> 01:08:40,073
- Then just you and I will go.
- Yeah, right.
960
01:08:40,145 --> 01:08:41,806
You and I will take
the whole team out...
961
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,849
and get some hamburgers
or pizza or something.
962
01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:47,180
I was just thinking us.
963
01:08:47,252 --> 01:08:49,243
Just us, no outsiders.
964
01:08:50,322 --> 01:08:53,291
Then maybe we could go
horseback riding or something...
965
01:08:53,358 --> 01:08:55,986
or maybe to a matinee.
966
01:08:56,061 --> 01:08:59,895
Yeah. We'll see.
How does it feel?
967
01:08:59,965 --> 01:09:01,523
Why do you always
change the subject?
968
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,090
You're always pulling that number.
969
01:09:03,168 --> 01:09:05,659
The subject is your arm.
You're pitching tomorrow.
970
01:09:05,737 --> 01:09:07,329
But what about after tomorrow?
971
01:09:07,405 --> 01:09:10,340
After tomorrow,
we do what all ballplayers do...
972
01:09:10,408 --> 01:09:12,501
we shake hands
till we see each other next season.
973
01:09:12,577 --> 01:09:15,842
Then we go fishing or hunting,
make some personal appearances...
974
01:09:15,914 --> 01:09:17,779
get to know the wife and kids again.
975
01:09:18,783 --> 01:09:20,683
I don't have a wife and kids.
976
01:09:20,752 --> 01:09:22,686
Neither do I,
but I got my pools to clean.
977
01:09:22,754 --> 01:09:25,279
You've got your maps to sell
and your ballet to learn.
978
01:09:25,357 --> 01:09:27,552
I could help you
with your pools.
979
01:09:27,626 --> 01:09:29,093
Will you cut it out, Amanda?
980
01:09:29,161 --> 01:09:32,130
It wouldn't be like you're taking me
anywhere. It would be like work.
981
01:09:32,197 --> 01:09:34,927
- You could use the help.
- No, I couldn't!
982
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:39,130
And besides, you shouldn't be
wasting your time cleaning pools.
983
01:09:39,204 --> 01:09:40,694
Look, Amanda,
you're a terrific kid.
984
01:09:40,772 --> 01:09:42,672
You shouldn't be
hanging around with me.
985
01:09:42,741 --> 01:09:45,335
I'm an old, broken-down,
third-rate ballplayer.
986
01:09:45,410 --> 01:09:47,401
I like to drink too much.
I like to smoke my cigars...
987
01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:50,141
without anybody bothering me,
including you.
988
01:09:50,215 --> 01:09:52,683
I'm happy that way.
989
01:09:52,751 --> 01:09:54,150
I'm a bum.
990
01:09:54,219 --> 01:09:56,585
No, you're not.
You taught me how to pitch.
991
01:09:56,655 --> 01:09:59,385
Goddamn it! Can't you get it
through your thick head...
992
01:09:59,457 --> 01:10:01,288
that I don't want your company?
993
01:10:01,359 --> 01:10:03,122
If I did, I would have
looked you up two years ago.
994
01:10:03,195 --> 01:10:05,322
I wouldn't have waited
two goddamn years.
995
01:10:11,603 --> 01:10:14,504
Did you ever think of that?
996
01:10:16,074 --> 01:10:19,510
If that's the way you feel, fine.
It's no big deal.
997
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:16,599
Hi, Amanda.
998
01:11:26,278 --> 01:11:28,212
- Ogilvie.
- Hey, Kelly.
999
01:11:42,494 --> 01:11:46,328
Hey, Ahmad. You, me and Tanner
will play three-way.
1000
01:11:50,035 --> 01:11:52,333
Does anybody mind
if I warm up too?
1001
01:11:52,404 --> 01:11:55,339
We didn't think you needed anybody
but yourself to play catch with.
1002
01:11:55,407 --> 01:11:56,806
Just cool it, runt.
1003
01:12:03,548 --> 01:12:05,880
- Who's a faggot?
- Your mother!
1004
01:12:09,287 --> 01:12:11,448
What the hell is going on here?
1005
01:12:11,523 --> 01:12:13,718
- What the hell's the matter?
- Kelly's a crud.
1006
01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:16,022
He's been hogging the ball in all
these games and we're sick of it.
1007
01:12:16,094 --> 01:12:17,996
He's not the only reason
we got this far.
1008
01:12:18,129 --> 01:12:20,393
- He's most of the reason.
- Just shut up!
1009
01:12:20,465 --> 01:12:22,558
Maybe if you guys
played a little better...
1010
01:12:22,633 --> 01:12:24,794
he wouldn't have to
cover for you all the time.
1011
01:12:24,869 --> 01:12:27,565
Look, woman, don't you be
going and telling us how to play.
1012
01:12:27,638 --> 01:12:29,299
Let that turkey loose,
Buttermaker...
1013
01:12:29,374 --> 01:12:31,934
or I'll chew his ears off
and stick them back in his face.
1014
01:12:32,010 --> 01:12:35,070
You're acting like a bunch
of babies! Cut it out.
1015
01:12:35,146 --> 01:12:37,979
Nobody has to worry anymore
'cause I'm quitting.
1016
01:12:38,049 --> 01:12:40,609
No, you're not. You came this far.
You're going the rest of the way.
1017
01:12:40,685 --> 01:12:43,210
If it's yesterday you're worried
about, you can blame me.
1018
01:12:43,287 --> 01:12:46,415
I'm the one who told
Kelly to cover for you.
1019
01:12:47,325 --> 01:12:48,656
Why?
1020
01:12:48,726 --> 01:12:50,489
Why?
What do you mean, why?
1021
01:12:50,561 --> 01:12:53,189
We're in the championship,
aren't we?
1022
01:12:53,264 --> 01:12:55,129
That's what you wanted, wasn't it?
1023
01:12:57,602 --> 01:13:01,197
Just behave yourselves
and act like men.
1024
01:13:01,272 --> 01:13:04,332
The Yankees have got the field now.
Let's get back to the dugout.
1025
01:13:04,409 --> 01:13:08,971
I'm not gonna talk about winning.
I'm gonna talk about losing.
1026
01:13:10,248 --> 01:13:13,046
'Cause if you guys lose this game...
1027
01:13:13,117 --> 01:13:16,086
each and every one of you...
1028
01:13:16,154 --> 01:13:19,521
you're going
to have to live with it.
1029
01:13:19,590 --> 01:13:21,717
You're about the best team
I ever coached.
1030
01:13:22,894 --> 01:13:24,555
Play a good game.
1031
01:13:33,504 --> 01:13:37,338
First up for the Yankees...number one, Chris Love, left field.
1032
01:13:38,443 --> 01:13:40,138
Put 'em down in order...
one, two, three.
1033
01:13:46,017 --> 01:13:47,678
Come on!
You want to win, don't you?
1034
01:13:47,752 --> 01:13:51,381
That's what you showed up for,
every damn one of you!
1035
01:13:57,462 --> 01:13:58,952
Let's go! Let's go!
1036
01:14:01,666 --> 01:14:03,190
Come on, Ahmad!
1037
01:14:05,403 --> 01:14:08,338
Hurry!
Throw it home!
1038
01:14:15,246 --> 01:14:16,543
Safe!
1039
01:14:17,415 --> 01:14:19,315
Did you see that, Ump?
1040
01:14:23,020 --> 01:14:24,681
That's not allowed!
1041
01:14:29,393 --> 01:14:31,827
Hey, hey!
That's enough of that!
1042
01:14:31,896 --> 01:14:33,557
Break it up!
1043
01:14:44,408 --> 01:14:47,070
All right, you mother,
see if you can kick my ass!
1044
01:14:50,915 --> 01:14:53,145
How's your chest feel, hon?
1045
01:14:53,217 --> 01:14:55,344
I know I don't have
too much up there...
1046
01:14:55,419 --> 01:14:58,354
but what I've got sure don't
feel too good right now.
1047
01:15:02,093 --> 01:15:03,788
I didn't need your help, you know.
1048
01:15:03,861 --> 01:15:05,795
I know.
1049
01:15:05,863 --> 01:15:08,423
I could have taken
all those guys myself.
1050
01:15:08,499 --> 01:15:11,229
- Yeah.
- Those Yankees are real turds.
1051
01:15:12,537 --> 01:15:14,027
They sure are.
1052
01:15:14,105 --> 01:15:16,039
Turner, you better
cut out that cheap crap.
1053
01:15:16,107 --> 01:15:18,769
Cheap crap?
We're playing clean, hard baseball.
1054
01:15:18,843 --> 01:15:20,333
You call spiking
an 11 -year-old girl...
1055
01:15:20,411 --> 01:15:24,472
Spiking? The umpire called it safe.
My team plays by the book.
1056
01:15:24,549 --> 01:15:26,574
- All right, pus-head.
- You got any crying to do...
1057
01:15:26,651 --> 01:15:28,312
cry to the umpire.
1058
01:15:28,386 --> 01:15:30,877
Get back to your dugout. Maybe
your team could use your help...
1059
01:15:30,955 --> 01:15:32,718
but I doubt it.
1060
01:15:33,824 --> 01:15:35,815
All right, Eddie!
1061
01:15:37,328 --> 01:15:39,125
You guys play by the book.
1062
01:15:40,464 --> 01:15:43,490
One ball, two strikes, one out!
1063
01:15:44,569 --> 01:15:47,697
Strike three!
You're out of there.
1064
01:15:47,772 --> 01:15:50,741
You better pitch better than you're
hitting or I'm gonna take you out.
1065
01:15:50,808 --> 01:15:53,436
Turner, she's going to
ram it down your throat!
1066
01:16:00,952 --> 01:16:03,079
What the hell's the matter with you?
You come here to play ball?
1067
01:16:03,154 --> 01:16:05,588
You play ball,
or you're going home!
1068
01:16:05,656 --> 01:16:07,920
You run out every hit!
1069
01:16:07,992 --> 01:16:10,119
I don't care
if he had you beat by a mile!
1070
01:16:10,194 --> 01:16:11,855
2-0.
1071
01:16:12,763 --> 01:16:13,923
Ball.
1072
01:16:13,998 --> 01:16:16,990
Way to go, Ahmad.
He's going to walk you.
1073
01:16:17,068 --> 01:16:18,831
He can't find the plate.
1074
01:16:31,882 --> 01:16:33,213
And now batting for the Bears...
1075
01:16:33,284 --> 01:16:35,844
number three,Kelly Leak, at center field.
1076
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:38,855
What the hell is the matter?
You don't swing at a 3-0 pitch.
1077
01:16:38,923 --> 01:16:41,016
Are you crazy?
1078
01:16:41,092 --> 01:16:43,026
Get in there and
never do that again.
1079
01:16:43,094 --> 01:16:44,823
Shut up. I don't want
to hear any excuses.
1080
01:16:44,895 --> 01:16:46,886
- Get in there.
- Come on, Kelly.
1081
01:16:51,168 --> 01:16:52,533
Joey!
1082
01:16:58,476 --> 01:17:00,467
Ball one.
1083
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:05,314
Hey, pus-head!
Are you crazy?
1084
01:17:05,383 --> 01:17:08,648
An intentional walk
with the bases empty?
1085
01:17:08,719 --> 01:17:11,187
This is baseball,
not backgammon.
1086
01:17:11,255 --> 01:17:14,019
My first baseman is lonely.
1087
01:17:14,091 --> 01:17:16,355
- Rudi.
- What?
1088
01:17:16,427 --> 01:17:19,954
The first inside pitch you get,
lean into it and let it hit you.
1089
01:17:20,031 --> 01:17:23,125
- You want to win the game?
- I don't want to get hurt.
1090
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:25,361
- But you want to win the game.
- Yeah.
1091
01:17:25,436 --> 01:17:27,461
Engelberg is up after you.
We need runs.
1092
01:17:27,538 --> 01:17:30,405
He's been murdering the ball lately.
Do as I tell you.
1093
01:17:42,787 --> 01:17:45,119
Let's get on, Rudi.
1094
01:17:46,390 --> 01:17:47,516
Ball one.
1095
01:17:47,591 --> 01:17:50,321
That's the way to take it.
That's ball one.
1096
01:17:55,633 --> 01:17:57,863
Take your base.
1097
01:17:57,935 --> 01:17:59,926
Rudi, take your base, boy.
1098
01:18:00,004 --> 01:18:01,972
Everybody moves! Everybody!
1099
01:18:04,875 --> 01:18:07,139
Come on.
Let's get a hit, Engelberg.
1100
01:18:07,211 --> 01:18:09,111
Well, well, well,
if it isn't "Engelpuke."
1101
01:18:09,180 --> 01:18:12,047
How would you like me to stick
this bat where the sun never shines?
1102
01:18:12,116 --> 01:18:15,017
- Sit on it, fat ass.
- Shove it.
1103
01:18:15,086 --> 01:18:16,917
Ease up, Joey.
Taking easy control, baby.
1104
01:18:25,863 --> 01:18:27,296
Ground-rule double.
1105
01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:30,759
Stein, get back.
1106
01:18:30,835 --> 01:18:32,769
Get back, will you?
1107
01:18:32,837 --> 01:18:35,499
It's a ground-rule double.
You can't score from first base.
1108
01:18:35,573 --> 01:18:40,340
Turner, why don't you build a fence
for players instead of chickens?
1109
01:18:40,411 --> 01:18:43,847
Keep that finger out, Engelpuke,
and I'll bust it off.
1110
01:18:43,914 --> 01:18:45,609
Jimmy Feldman for the Bears.
1111
01:18:45,683 --> 01:18:48,743
Come on, come on.
You're holding up the game.
1112
01:18:55,326 --> 01:18:56,657
Go! Go! Go!
1113
01:18:56,727 --> 01:18:58,490
Throw the ball, Chris.
1114
01:18:58,562 --> 01:18:59,790
Go! Go!
1115
01:19:03,167 --> 01:19:04,498
He's safe.
1116
01:19:04,568 --> 01:19:06,058
One out.
1117
01:19:06,137 --> 01:19:07,627
You posing for a picture?
1118
01:19:07,705 --> 01:19:10,367
You in love with that ball
or something?
1119
01:19:10,441 --> 01:19:12,466
End of the first inning.
1120
01:19:12,543 --> 01:19:15,205
The Bears lead two to oneover the Yankees.
1121
01:19:23,687 --> 01:19:25,814
- Safe.
- What?
1122
01:19:25,890 --> 01:19:29,189
What are you talking about?
He was out by a mile.
1123
01:19:29,260 --> 01:19:30,921
Do you think you gotta
kiss ass around here...
1124
01:19:30,995 --> 01:19:32,758
because they been here
longer than us?
1125
01:19:32,830 --> 01:19:36,493
There's two teams here, Umpire.
Two teams, not one.
1126
01:19:36,567 --> 01:19:40,230
Don't turn your back on me.
Are you a friend of Roy Turner's?
1127
01:19:43,073 --> 01:19:45,268
You gonna call them like that
all day, let us know now.
1128
01:19:45,342 --> 01:19:47,742
We may as well go home.
1129
01:19:47,812 --> 01:19:49,746
Get a pair of glasses.
1130
01:20:00,458 --> 01:20:02,517
Stein, same thing.
1131
01:20:02,593 --> 01:20:05,426
- No. I don't want to do it.
- Stein, we're still in the game.
1132
01:20:05,496 --> 01:20:07,191
This hurts.
I don't like it.
1133
01:20:07,264 --> 01:20:09,755
You don't have to get hit in
the back. Get hit in the arm or leg.
1134
01:20:09,834 --> 01:20:12,200
Don't make it obvious.
Go ahead.
1135
01:20:14,271 --> 01:20:16,136
Rudi Stein, number ten.
1136
01:20:16,207 --> 01:20:18,698
James Henry
won't take curveballs.
1137
01:20:22,046 --> 01:20:24,674
Buttermaker, you better take Amanda
out now. She's hurting pretty bad.
1138
01:20:24,749 --> 01:20:27,047
I know, but she told me
she wants to play.
1139
01:20:27,118 --> 01:20:29,086
Of course she does.
But if you don't take her out...
1140
01:20:29,153 --> 01:20:31,087
she'll throw her arm out.
1141
01:20:31,155 --> 01:20:33,350
Who's managing this team,
you or me?
1142
01:20:33,424 --> 01:20:36,393
- You.
- Shut up and play your position.
1143
01:20:36,460 --> 01:20:38,485
Let me worry
about the team's health.
1144
01:20:38,562 --> 01:20:42,089
What do you want me to do,
put in Rudi Stein?
1145
01:20:47,772 --> 01:20:50,400
He always swings from the hip.
Then comes Chris Love.
1146
01:20:51,575 --> 01:20:52,735
Strike.
1147
01:21:00,317 --> 01:21:01,648
You're out.
1148
01:21:01,719 --> 01:21:04,745
I told you not to swing,
you idiot!
1149
01:21:04,822 --> 01:21:06,483
Get back here! Move it!
1150
01:21:08,159 --> 01:21:09,990
Stein, get back in here!
1151
01:21:10,061 --> 01:21:12,928
- Goddamn it, you stupid...
- Yankees two, Bears two.
1152
01:21:14,632 --> 01:21:17,157
Everybody, sit down.
Come on. Sit down.
1153
01:21:17,234 --> 01:21:19,600
Sit down, Engelberg.
1154
01:21:19,670 --> 01:21:21,001
What's the matter with you?
1155
01:21:21,072 --> 01:21:22,699
Next time I tell you
to do something, goddamn it...
1156
01:21:22,773 --> 01:21:24,468
you do it or else
you're off this team.
1157
01:21:26,544 --> 01:21:28,944
And the rest of you,
what's the matter with you?
1158
01:21:29,013 --> 01:21:32,710
All season long, you've been
laughed at, crapped on!
1159
01:21:32,783 --> 01:21:34,808
Now you've got a chance
to spit it back in their faces.
1160
01:21:34,885 --> 01:21:36,512
And what do you do?
1161
01:21:36,587 --> 01:21:39,021
You're out there like a bunch
of dead fish, not listening...
1162
01:21:39,090 --> 01:21:41,388
bonehead plays, mistakes.
1163
01:21:41,459 --> 01:21:44,121
Don't you want
to beat those bastards?
1164
01:22:19,930 --> 01:22:21,898
All right.
1165
01:22:21,966 --> 01:22:26,164
Get out there now
and do the best you can.
1166
01:22:40,451 --> 01:22:41,782
Let's go, Joey!
1167
01:22:51,362 --> 01:22:53,830
- Strike two!
- What are you swinging at?
1168
01:22:53,898 --> 01:22:55,195
That was a ball, Joey!
1169
01:22:59,370 --> 01:23:01,497
Strike!
1170
01:23:01,572 --> 01:23:04,302
Second time in a row
you struck out.
1171
01:23:16,353 --> 01:23:17,547
Slide!
1172
01:23:19,323 --> 01:23:20,881
Safe!
1173
01:23:27,331 --> 01:23:30,767
Ladies and gentlemen,the end of the top of the fifth.
1174
01:23:30,835 --> 01:23:34,396
The score is three for the Yankeesand two for the Bears.
1175
01:23:34,471 --> 01:23:36,735
Well, well, well,
if it isn't Engelpuke again.
1176
01:23:36,807 --> 01:23:38,434
Shove it, Turner.
1177
01:23:40,344 --> 01:23:43,643
That's the way, Engelberg!
1178
01:23:43,714 --> 01:23:46,478
Foul ball.
That's outside the line.
1179
01:23:54,692 --> 01:23:57,217
This is the kid that got
the double last time, right?
1180
01:23:57,294 --> 01:23:58,625
Yeah.
1181
01:23:58,696 --> 01:24:00,687
He almost whacked that
right out of the ballpark...
1182
01:24:00,764 --> 01:24:03,494
so don't give him
anything to hit at.
1183
01:24:03,567 --> 01:24:06,730
Low and outside. You got it?
Just pitch them low and outside.
1184
01:24:06,804 --> 01:24:10,433
- Low and outside.
- Dad, I wanted to strike him out.
1185
01:24:10,507 --> 01:24:12,236
All right. Play ball!
1186
01:24:12,309 --> 01:24:14,140
Let's go, Engelberg!
1187
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:26,517
- Boy, that was close to my head!
- Time! Time!
1188
01:24:28,459 --> 01:24:30,450
What's this, beanball?
1189
01:24:31,829 --> 01:24:33,763
You tried to hit him,
didn't you?
1190
01:24:33,831 --> 01:24:35,264
No. It just got away.
1191
01:24:35,332 --> 01:24:37,266
Don't lie to me!
1192
01:24:38,702 --> 01:24:40,533
You tried to hit him.
1193
01:25:07,097 --> 01:25:09,429
You son of a bitch.
1194
01:25:10,768 --> 01:25:12,702
He tried to bean him.
He could have killed that kid.
1195
01:25:12,770 --> 01:25:14,431
You know why he threw it.
1196
01:25:14,505 --> 01:25:16,837
I told him to throw it
low and outside.
1197
01:25:21,345 --> 01:25:22,835
He could have killed that kid.
1198
01:25:31,822 --> 01:25:33,653
Throw the ball, Joey!
1199
01:25:38,562 --> 01:25:41,122
He's not throwing it! Go!
1200
01:25:52,910 --> 01:25:55,037
Throw the ball, Joey.
1201
01:25:57,748 --> 01:25:58,874
Go! Go!
1202
01:26:03,454 --> 01:26:06,082
What are you doing?
Throw the ball!
1203
01:26:36,854 --> 01:26:38,617
They just tied it up.
1204
01:27:33,510 --> 01:27:35,444
Billy, your arm feel okay?
1205
01:27:38,082 --> 01:27:40,243
Take the mound.
Chris, right field.
1206
01:27:42,853 --> 01:27:45,981
Harriet!
Thirteen, second base.
1207
01:27:47,458 --> 01:27:50,260
One, right field.
1208
01:27:50,393 --> 01:27:53,453
- The score is now three, three.
- Three, pitching.
1209
01:27:53,529 --> 01:27:56,157
This is the last inning.
Tanner, Toby, Regi, and Jimmy...
1210
01:27:56,232 --> 01:27:58,257
you're sitting on the bench.
1211
01:27:58,334 --> 01:28:00,495
Ogilvie, Lupus...
1212
01:28:00,570 --> 01:28:03,767
Miguel, and Jose,
you take their place.
1213
01:28:07,443 --> 01:28:09,206
Mr. Buttermaker,
if I go in, we lose the game.
1214
01:28:09,279 --> 01:28:11,713
As it is now,
we still have a chance.
1215
01:28:11,781 --> 01:28:14,944
A damn good chance, so be on your
toes. Now get the hell out of here.
1216
01:28:18,988 --> 01:28:22,719
Ogilvie will be sitting there,
putting in his asthma medicine.
1217
01:28:23,726 --> 01:28:25,887
It's not my fault.
1218
01:28:25,962 --> 01:28:27,691
Why not just forfeit?
1219
01:28:28,931 --> 01:28:30,262
What did they do...
1220
01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:32,460
give him a six-pack
before the game?
1221
01:28:32,535 --> 01:28:33,866
Mr. Buttermaker...
1222
01:28:33,936 --> 01:28:35,597
I don't know about you,
but I want to win...
1223
01:28:35,672 --> 01:28:38,436
so don't send me in.
1224
01:28:38,508 --> 01:28:41,238
Listen, Lupus,
you didn't come into this life...
1225
01:28:41,311 --> 01:28:44,439
just to sit around
on a dugout bench, did you?
1226
01:28:44,514 --> 01:28:47,347
Get your ass out there
and do the best you can.
1227
01:28:52,822 --> 01:28:56,053
Your attention, please.Parents and friends...
1228
01:28:56,125 --> 01:29:00,755
this is the last gameof the championship play-offs.
1229
01:29:00,830 --> 01:29:03,424
Let's give the little folks
a big hand.
1230
01:29:03,499 --> 01:29:05,626
They really deserve it.
1231
01:29:09,138 --> 01:29:11,197
Something's wrong with Amanda.
1232
01:29:11,274 --> 01:29:14,072
I think I'd better
get in a relief pitcher.
1233
01:29:14,143 --> 01:29:15,576
Buttermaker?
1234
01:29:15,645 --> 01:29:17,476
Hi, Whitewood.
1235
01:29:17,547 --> 01:29:19,481
I've gotta talk to you for a minute.
1236
01:29:19,549 --> 01:29:22,712
We're busy now.
We got a championship game here.
1237
01:29:22,785 --> 01:29:25,253
I'm aware of that.
1238
01:29:25,321 --> 01:29:26,982
I've got to talk to you.
1239
01:29:28,424 --> 01:29:29,755
Yeah?
1240
01:29:29,826 --> 01:29:33,592
Listen, is it really necessary
to send in that Lupus kid now?
1241
01:29:33,663 --> 01:29:36,131
- He hasn't played yet.
- I know that, Buttermaker...
1242
01:29:36,199 --> 01:29:38,190
but we've still got a chance.
1243
01:29:38,267 --> 01:29:40,235
Everybody on my team
gets a chance to play.
1244
01:29:40,303 --> 01:29:42,737
Come on, don't give me
that righteous bullshit!
1245
01:29:42,805 --> 01:29:45,831
These kids have gone through too
much for you to throw it away now.
1246
01:29:45,908 --> 01:29:47,773
We've got a chance to win.
1247
01:29:47,844 --> 01:29:50,142
You started this thing
so all the boys would have...
1248
01:29:50,213 --> 01:29:52,579
- a chance to play baseball.
- I know why I started this!
1249
01:29:52,648 --> 01:29:54,343
Not only your boy,
but all the boys.
1250
01:29:54,417 --> 01:29:58,877
Little boys hurt easily, or maybe
you haven't been watching...
1251
01:29:58,955 --> 01:30:00,320
what's been going on
here this afternoon.
1252
01:30:00,390 --> 01:30:03,587
Get back to the stands before
I shave off half your mustache...
1253
01:30:03,659 --> 01:30:06,594
and shove it up your left nostril.
1254
01:30:15,872 --> 01:30:18,204
Hold it! Time!
1255
01:30:18,274 --> 01:30:19,605
Time.
1256
01:30:25,314 --> 01:30:27,475
Okay, Amanda, that's it.
1257
01:30:27,550 --> 01:30:30,144
There's three more outs,
Boilermaker, so get lost.
1258
01:30:31,254 --> 01:30:32,812
Rudi!
1259
01:30:34,290 --> 01:30:35,848
I'm warning you.
1260
01:30:40,663 --> 01:30:43,257
Okay, Rudi, you're pitching.
Amanda, get out in left field.
1261
01:30:43,332 --> 01:30:45,823
We have no more reserves.
1262
01:30:45,902 --> 01:30:47,733
If only my knuckler
had been working...
1263
01:30:47,804 --> 01:30:49,465
I would have brought
those turkeys down.
1264
01:31:15,431 --> 01:31:17,558
We still got a chance.
1265
01:31:17,633 --> 01:31:19,362
Come on.
They're doing terrible.
1266
01:31:19,435 --> 01:31:21,835
- Put us back in.
- Don't worry about it.
1267
01:31:33,249 --> 01:31:34,944
Okay, Mike.
1268
01:31:45,795 --> 01:31:49,424
Don't worry. We'll catch them
at the bottom of the sixth.
1269
01:31:49,499 --> 01:31:53,993
Congratulations. Looks like
the championship is in the bag.
1270
01:31:54,070 --> 01:31:56,937
That's great, huh?
That's great.
1271
01:32:08,985 --> 01:32:12,011
Come on, Lupus!
Catch it for once!
1272
01:32:36,112 --> 01:32:38,205
If everybody gets a hit,
we win the game.
1273
01:32:38,281 --> 01:32:39,771
But we need five runs.
1274
01:32:39,849 --> 01:32:42,283
- Five runs? Easy.
- No chance.
1275
01:32:42,351 --> 01:32:44,285
What's everybody
moping about?
1276
01:32:44,353 --> 01:32:47,288
- Stein, you're up, aren't you?
- Yeah.
1277
01:32:47,356 --> 01:32:49,290
Grab a cruddy bat.
1278
01:32:49,358 --> 01:32:52,452
- Watch your fingers.
- Let's go, Stein. Come on!
1279
01:33:03,372 --> 01:33:05,602
He's going for two!
1280
01:33:05,675 --> 01:33:06,835
Out.
1281
01:33:09,478 --> 01:33:12,470
Two to go, Billy.
We got two to go.
1282
01:33:12,548 --> 01:33:15,745
Grab a helmet and get
in the on-deck circle.
1283
01:33:17,820 --> 01:33:19,253
I'm sorry.
1284
01:33:19,322 --> 01:33:20,755
What are you sorry about?
1285
01:33:20,823 --> 01:33:22,757
That was nice hustle.
Good try.
1286
01:33:22,825 --> 01:33:24,793
Put it there. I like that.
1287
01:33:27,797 --> 01:33:30,231
Okay, Billy, two to go.
She's got a sore arm!
1288
01:33:37,340 --> 01:33:38,398
You're out.
1289
01:33:38,474 --> 01:33:40,874
All right. One to go, Billy.
1290
01:33:40,943 --> 01:33:44,709
Two out. Two out.
One to go.
1291
01:33:47,450 --> 01:33:49,782
Okay. One out to go,
and then to Pizza Hut.
1292
01:33:51,754 --> 01:33:56,088
All right. Batter up.
Come on, you're holding up the game.
1293
01:33:58,527 --> 01:34:01,291
What's the matter, Ogilvie?
The plate is over there.
1294
01:34:01,364 --> 01:34:06,461
Without going into much detail,
I'm zero for 14 this season.
1295
01:34:06,535 --> 01:34:08,730
And aside from Timmy Lupus...
1296
01:34:08,804 --> 01:34:11,238
I'm probably the worst
player in this league.
1297
01:34:11,307 --> 01:34:13,741
Would you do me a favor, Ogilvie?
1298
01:34:13,809 --> 01:34:17,745
Just shut up and get up to the plate
and try to hit the ball.
1299
01:34:17,813 --> 01:34:19,713
Come on, batter. Let's go.
1300
01:34:19,782 --> 01:34:21,773
Okay, Mr. Buttermaker.
1301
01:34:24,820 --> 01:34:26,754
Strike one.
1302
01:34:26,822 --> 01:34:28,221
Okay, Billy, bear down now.
1303
01:34:28,290 --> 01:34:29,882
One out to go, babe.
1304
01:34:29,959 --> 01:34:33,690
Never seen you like this, Ogilvie.
Sure ain't like algebra, is it?
1305
01:34:33,763 --> 01:34:36,891
Just put it over.
He ain't swingin'.
1306
01:34:39,368 --> 01:34:41,302
That's the way to look.
You got a piece of it.
1307
01:34:41,370 --> 01:34:43,304
The count is 0-2.
1308
01:34:47,810 --> 01:34:49,209
Ball.
1309
01:34:49,278 --> 01:34:51,542
Glad you all came.
1310
01:34:51,614 --> 01:34:55,778
Frankly, I'm surprised the little
marshmallows did this well.
1311
01:34:55,851 --> 01:34:57,284
2-2.
1312
01:34:58,854 --> 01:35:00,685
Ball.
1313
01:35:00,756 --> 01:35:02,087
The count is full.
1314
01:35:02,158 --> 01:35:03,785
Come on, Billy!
1315
01:35:03,859 --> 01:35:06,919
Lose control or something?
Come on, Billy, don't walk this man.
1316
01:35:13,302 --> 01:35:15,236
Ball four.
Take your base.
1317
01:35:15,304 --> 01:35:17,738
Go, Ogilvie!
On to first, boy!
1318
01:35:19,408 --> 01:35:21,603
He walked him.
1319
01:35:24,547 --> 01:35:27,243
- Get down there!
- All right!
1320
01:35:27,316 --> 01:35:29,750
That's the way to go.
Come on, Ahmad.
1321
01:35:29,819 --> 01:35:32,253
This is for Allah. And it's going
way out there, sucker.
1322
01:35:35,891 --> 01:35:37,984
Let's go, Steve. Get it, Steve!
1323
01:35:38,060 --> 01:35:40,460
Go! Go! All right!
1324
01:35:40,529 --> 01:35:41,723
Beauty!
1325
01:35:41,797 --> 01:35:43,788
He beat him with a bunt.
1326
01:35:43,866 --> 01:35:46,069
That's a smart play, Ahmad!
1327
01:35:46,202 --> 01:35:48,136
That's a smart play!
1328
01:35:51,274 --> 01:35:52,764
Now batting, number seven...
1329
01:35:52,842 --> 01:35:56,778
Miguel Agilar, second base.
1330
01:36:01,350 --> 01:36:02,874
Ball.
1331
01:36:02,952 --> 01:36:04,351
That's it.
Way to look.
1332
01:36:04,420 --> 01:36:07,082
I know he's small, Billy.
Just pitch it lower.
1333
01:36:09,792 --> 01:36:10,952
Ball.
1334
01:36:15,198 --> 01:36:17,723
All right, Miguel.
Way to go.
1335
01:36:18,801 --> 01:36:21,736
Ball, inside. 3-0.
1336
01:36:28,444 --> 01:36:31,811
Ball four. Take your base.
1337
01:36:31,881 --> 01:36:35,214
- All right, Miguel!
- You all right, Billy?
1338
01:36:36,819 --> 01:36:40,755
Now batting, number three,Kelly Leak, center field.
1339
01:36:42,859 --> 01:36:44,019
Billy.
1340
01:36:48,998 --> 01:36:50,898
Hey, Turner!
1341
01:36:50,967 --> 01:36:54,926
What the hell are you doing,
walking a man with the bases loaded?
1342
01:36:55,004 --> 01:36:59,373
You're putting the tying run
on first base, you imbecile!
1343
01:36:59,442 --> 01:37:03,503
Couldn't even manage a food store
and he's managing a baseball team.
1344
01:37:39,815 --> 01:37:42,750
What's the matter?
You can't pitch to him?
1345
01:37:55,364 --> 01:37:56,626
Come on!
1346
01:38:04,840 --> 01:38:06,637
You're out!
1347
01:38:21,290 --> 01:38:24,020
- Engelberg. Regi.
- What's this?
1348
01:38:24,093 --> 01:38:26,561
- We're celebrating.
- Why are we celebrating?
1349
01:38:26,629 --> 01:38:29,223
Because you should be
damn proud of yourselves.
1350
01:38:29,298 --> 01:38:31,163
I'll drink to that.
1351
01:38:31,234 --> 01:38:33,361
- Skoal.
- Would you cool it with the beer?
1352
01:38:33,436 --> 01:38:35,267
I got a photographer here
from the L.A. Times.
1353
01:38:35,338 --> 01:38:38,239
I would've gotten champagne,
but you don't pay me enough.
1354
01:38:38,307 --> 01:38:40,468
- Who didn't get a beer?
- You're paying him?
1355
01:38:40,543 --> 01:38:43,205
No, he's joking.
Don't drink that.
1356
01:38:43,279 --> 01:38:47,045
Buttermaker, maybe next spring
you'll teach me how to hit.
1357
01:38:49,318 --> 01:38:50,979
You bet.
1358
01:39:12,942 --> 01:39:16,378
Buttermaker,
this is your second-place trophy.
1359
01:39:16,445 --> 01:39:18,208
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, sir.
1360
01:39:18,281 --> 01:39:19,942
I know we had our differences...
1361
01:39:20,016 --> 01:39:22,814
but at least we settled it
right here on the ball field.
1362
01:39:22,885 --> 01:39:26,116
My boys would like to say
something to your team. Boys.
1363
01:39:26,188 --> 01:39:28,850
We just wanna say
you guys played a good game.
1364
01:39:28,924 --> 01:39:30,824
And we treated you
pretty unfair all season.
1365
01:39:30,893 --> 01:39:33,225
We want to apologize.
1366
01:39:33,296 --> 01:39:35,730
We still don't think you're
all that good a baseball team...
1367
01:39:35,798 --> 01:39:38,733
but you got guts, all of you.
1368
01:39:41,070 --> 01:39:43,197
Let's give them a cheer. Come on.
1369
01:39:46,475 --> 01:39:50,241
Two, four, six, eight!
Who do we appreciate?
1370
01:39:50,313 --> 01:39:52,941
Bears! Bears!
1371
01:39:57,186 --> 01:40:00,781
Hey, Yankees! You can take
your apology and your trophy...
1372
01:40:00,856 --> 01:40:03,620
and shove it straight up your ass!
1373
01:40:05,127 --> 01:40:08,585
And another thing,
just wait till next year.
110189
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