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Previously on
Young Sheldon...
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Dr. Sturgis will be
joining us for dinner.
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I thought he was
in the nuthouse.
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We do not call it that.
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That's what Dad calls it.
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I don't think we should be in
a romantic relationship anymore.
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Are you crazy?
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I mean, poor choice of words,
but...
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are you crazy?!
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Did you know there's
a, uh, supercollider
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being built
in Waxahachie, Texas?
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No.
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I've taken a job there.
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Well, I hope that you're ready
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to hear him freak out
when you tell him.
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A supercollider?!
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Well, you can't say no to that.
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I give up.
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Ooh, can you get me
a bumper sticker?
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ADULT SHELDON:
I never cared for surprises.
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My meemaw, on the other hand,
thought they were "a hoot."
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And it's a good thing, because
instead of finding the paper
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on her doorstep, she found...
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[doorbell rings][Meemaw gasps]
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What are you doing here?
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I wanted to surprise you.
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Mission accomplished.
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Oh, good.
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So how's everything going
with your supercollider?
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Well, up until Wednesday
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at 6:43, wonderful.
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What happened at 6:43?
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That's when they fired me.
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What? Why did they fire you?
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Eh, probably because
of what happened at 6:14.
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REPORTER: So, Dr. Sturgis,
what would you say
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to local residents
who are concerned
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about the supercollider's
safety?
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Is there a chance
that Waxahachie
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could be the next Chernobyl?
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Absolutely not.
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The supercollider is
very different
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from a nuclear power plant.
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This can't
melt down.
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The worst it could do would be
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to create
a microscopic black hole.
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And what would that do?
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Well, it's unlikely,
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but, uh, it could grow
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until it swallowed up
the entire Earth.
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And possibly the Moon.
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Next question.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Do you really think
your supercollider
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could make a black hole?
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There is about
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a one-in-a-trillion chance
it could.
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Friendly advice-- next time
somebody asks you if your work
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could destroy
the world,
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just say no.
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I'm not sure there's
gonna be a next time.
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What do you mean?
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I've been doing science
all my life.
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[stammers] It's time
for something else.
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Like what?
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Maybe scrimshaw?
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That's, uh, carving art
into whale bone.
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You really want to spend
your day carving a whale bone?
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I don't know
what else I'd do with it.
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Oh, come on, you're a scientist.
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This is just silly.
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Connie...
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I'm 72 and just lost
my dream job.
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[chuckles]
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Right now, uh...
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I think I need to, uh...
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take a step back.
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The Texan in me wants to say
get back on the horse.
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But I won't.
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SHELDON:
It's so exciting he's back.
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How did he look?
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The same.
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Good, I was afraid
he might've shrunk more.
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Although maybe you both shrunk
and you couldn't tell.
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Hey!
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I'm still taller than you,
so watch it.
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It'll be great to have him back
at the university.
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Actually... doesn't sound
like he's going back.
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Why not?
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He's a little upset
about getting fired,
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and... says he's ready
for a change.
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An old person trying
something new? That's funny.
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You'll be old
one day, too, pal.
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I already don't like new things.
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Bring it on.
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Why would I rehire him?
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He just caused a panic
about the supercollider.
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They say there's no such thing
as bad publicity.
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That's a quote from P.T. Barnum.I don't care.
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Do you care that
the "P" stood for Phineas?
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No.Then I won't tell you
what the "T" stood for.
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Great.Taylor.
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Sheldon, Dr. Sturgis quit right
before the semester started.
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He left me in the lurch.
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And this is your chance
to be the bigger person.
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I don't want to be
the bigger person.
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I'll be the small, petty person.
That's way more fun.
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Please? It would make me
really happy if he came back.
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And you said yourself
my happiness is important
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to the university.
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Are you trying to manipulate me?
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Hey, being
small and petty is fun.
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Anyway, Dr. Sturgis, we'd love
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to have you back here.
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What do you mean, "other job"?
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What other job?
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STURGIS:
Hi, Mary.
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Hey, John.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I lost my job.
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So while I'm figuring
things out, I'm a bag boy.
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Although at my age,
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"boy" is pushing it.
[laughs]
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Aren't you a little...
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[whispers]:
overqualified?
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[whispers]:
Very.
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Hey, why don't you join us
for dinner this weekend.
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Sheldon would love to see you.
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Oh, that'd be wonderful.
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MAN [over P.A.]:
Cleanup on aisle two.
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That's me.
Madge, can you finish up here?
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I have a date with a mop.
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[chuckling]
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He's really smart.
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Thanks for inviting John
to dinner tonight.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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I've been a little bit
worried about him.
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You know,
with what happened last time.
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At least he didn't seem unstable
when I talked to him.
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The man has
a doctorate in science,
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and he's filling
people's grocery bags.
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He actually did
a really nice job.
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He put the heavy things
on the bottom.
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He kept
the cold things together.
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Mary.
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Well, they don't always do that.
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I just hate to see him
give up like this.
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Who you talking about?
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Dr. Sturgis.
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What'd he give up?
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Science.
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He's working at a grocery store.
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At least he didn't give up
being weird.
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He is also coming over
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for dinner, so behave yourself.
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I can behave at school
or I can behave at home.
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I can't do both.
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Well, it's so wonderful
to see you all.
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Thank you for having me.
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It's great to see you, too.
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And, Mary, I believe I recognize
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these tater tots
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from when I packed them
in your bag.
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You're killing me.
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So you work at the
grocery store now?
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I do.
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Just out of curiosity,
would you say I look 21?
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Mm, I suppose.
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And what nights
do you work again?
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He's not selling you beer.
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Well, of course not.
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I can't believe
they would fire you
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just for mentioning a theory
about black holes.
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It's just as well.
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It was time this old horse
was put out to pasture.
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Don't say that.
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You're not old.
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He's not?
No.
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But look at his bald head.Eat your peas.
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I can't understand
why you wouldn't want
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to come back to
the university.
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Science is
a young man's game.
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But we could work on
something together.
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If you average out
our ages,
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we're a lean, mean
41 and a half.
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Still too old
to be bagging groceries.
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I know it's unorthodox,
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but I'm enjoying it.[siren blaring]
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Tornado this time of year?
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There's not a cloud in the sky.
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Information is still coming in,
but a black hole
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has been detected
in Waxahachie, Texas.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Sources report it was caused
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by the supercollider.
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The black hole is growing
exponentially
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across Texas, destroying
everything in its path.
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This is an emergency situation.
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Repeat, this is
an emergency situat--
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John, what do we do?
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There's nothing we can do.
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He's right. It's going to
create a gravitational field
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that'll consume
everything around it.
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Should we evacuate?
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We can't. We could
never outrun it.
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Well, how much
time do we have?
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Minutes, at best.
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[electricity crackling]
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Daddy, I'm scared.It's okay, baby.
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We need to pray right now.
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You do that. I'm having a beer.
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Oh, everybody hold hands.
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Heavenly Father, watch over us--
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I don't want to spend my last
moments on Earth praying.
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Yeah, if we only got
a few minutes left,
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I want to spend it
talking to y'all.
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You are all the light
of my life.
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And I love you so much.
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[crashing outside]
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Daddy.Oh, I got you.
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I'm not letting go.
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I never said it enough,
but I love y'all.
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Kids,
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you have made me
a very proud father.
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I'm not ready.
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There are so many things
I want to do.
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Well, you better
pick one right now.
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[panting]
O-Okay, um...
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And I just want to say I'm sorry
for any time I was bad
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and any time I was mean
to Sheldon.
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It's okay.
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It's just so funny
when he's upset.
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But I'm still sorry about it.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Dad,
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I've been awful,
especially to you.
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No, you haven't.
I have.
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Well, we're good.
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Okay, we are done talking.
I love you all,
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but it is really time to pray.
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ALL:
Our Father, who art in heaven,
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hallowed be thy name.
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Thy kingdom come,
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thy will be done
on Earth as it is in heaven.
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Is that really what would happen
if there was a black hole?
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One of the possibilities.
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Are they all such a bummer?
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Not necessarily.
There's a theory
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that an event like that
could open a wormhole
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into an alternate universe.
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So what goes on
in an alternate universe?
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Anything, really.
It could be slightly different
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from this one
or the complete opposite.
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That's true.
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So if a black hole transports us
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to an alternate universe,
w-would we even know it?
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STURGIS:
Probably not.
262
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[Southern accent]:
To us, it'd be as normal
263
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,868
as boots on a cowboy.
264
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:10,740
That is wild.
265
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,133
Dr. Sturgis is correct.
266
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If indeed we grew up
in another universe,
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our sense of normality would be
formed by that universe.
268
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That's enough.
There are no other universes.
269
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The Bible tells us
God created the Earth,
270
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not the Earths.
271
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,973
Ugh, why did I have
to marry a preacher?
272
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Because it was God's will
to bless us with union.
273
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I hope it's his plan
that I hit the clubs tonight,
274
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,677
'cause that's gonna happen.
[laughs]
275
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:37,462
Why am I the only normal one
in this family?
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If you're the only normal one,
statistically speaking,
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you're abnormal.
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[chuckles] Freak.
279
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Stop picking on him.
You're gonna give him a complex
280
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and he'll end up in therapy.
281
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,997
You New Yorkers
and your therapy.
282
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,433
The only therapy I ever got
283
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:54,305
was on my backside
from Pappy's belt.
284
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:57,874
Oh, spanking. That's hot.
285
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,615
I think you should
all be in therapy.
286
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,052
All the answers I need
are right here.
287
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,315
Hey, I know what'll
make this family happy.
288
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A puppy.
289
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,711
Animals are excellent
for emotional support.
290
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:11,366
The only thing I need
for emotional support
291
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:16,240
is a warm shotgun
and a cold beer.
292
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,025
This guy knows how to party.
293
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:22,377
You seem to be interested in
this alternative universe thing.
294
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,422
Maybe that's something
you could work on.
295
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,946
[regular accent]:
Maybe there's another universe
296
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where I'm already doing that.
297
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:31,473
Sure, but maybe
you could do it in both.
298
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,736
[chuckles]
What are you getting at?
299
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:37,479
Just that instead of wasting
your time bagging groceries,
300
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:40,221
you could be working
on something worthwhile.
301
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:44,268
There's nothing wrong with me
trying something new.
302
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,357
But you've got a PhD.
303
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,577
You're the smartest person here.
304
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,186
Well...
305
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,622
Connie, I'm happy
306
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,494
doing what I'm doing right now.
307
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,061
I don't believe that.
308
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,672
Excuse me. You know more
309
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,457
about how I should
live my life than I do?
310
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,372
Yeah, maybe.
311
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:04,158
May I speak with you outside?
312
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,857
John, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to push,
313
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,468
but I just, I worry about you.
314
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,079
You do?
315
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,210
Of course.
316
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,778
You know I care about you.
317
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That means a lot.
318
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,610
The truth is,
319
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:24,221
if I could live
in an alternate universe,
320
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:27,747
I'd live in one
where we never broke up.
321
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,662
Hope it's okay to say that.
322
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,754
It is.
323
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,191
Because I wish it, too.
324
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,932
Oh, Connie.
325
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,629
Oh, John.
326
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,503
John?
327
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,768
John?
Huh?
328
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,552
If you could live
in an alternate universe,
329
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,249
what would it be?
330
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:56,340
Oh, I haven't really
given it any thought.
331
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,307
Another theory
of black holes
332
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,526
involves Hawking
radiation.
333
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:11,051
Right. Near the event horizon,
334
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,531
virtual particles
are being created.
335
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,490
Actually, twin
virtual particles.
336
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,406
Wait, what's an "event horizon"?
337
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,711
It just means the edge.
338
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,191
Why not say "the edge"?
339
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,933
The guitar player for U2
is called the Edge.
340
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,544
What does that have
to do with anything?
341
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,546
I'm participating
in the conversation.
342
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,331
You're just sitting there
like a lump.
343
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,985
[chuckles]
"Lump."
344
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,248
Anyway, ordinarily,
the particles would collide
345
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,815
and destroy each other.
346
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:39,557
But in this instance,
they could exist simultaneously.
347
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:42,560
And what is the significance
of that?
348
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,345
I can participate, smart-ass.
349
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,737
Good job, lump.
350
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,565
SHELDON:One interpretation
would be,
351
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,306
if I was standing
at the event horizon,
352
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,743
I could interact
with my own twin.
353
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,181
I've interacted with you.
It's not great.
354
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:57,532
I think if there were two of me,
we'd be unstoppable.
355
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,275
So, if we add
the information entropy,
356
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,885
we'll get the result
we're looking for.
357
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:03,930
That's brilliant.
358
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,496
I had a feeling you'd like it.
359
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,498
♪
360
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,153
That's what the back
of my head looks like. Nice.
361
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:13,069
Hmm. We'll call it
the Cooper-Cooper Theorem.
362
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:16,551
Perfect.
Wait, which Cooper comes first?
363
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,118
This Cooper.Why you?
364
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,076
I'm the original.
You're just my twin.
365
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,556
Don't say it like
you're better than me.
366
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:22,905
We're exactly the same.
367
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,168
I don't appreciate
your condescending tone.
368
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,954
It's your tone.
We're the same person.
369
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:30,304
If we're the same person,
why are you so annoying?
370
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,958
Stop it.
You stop it.
371
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,524
What are you gonna do about it?
372
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,700
I don't know, I've never
been in a fight before.
373
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,746
Well, you're about to be.
374
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,792
This is ridiculous.
Are you done?
375
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,011
Not even close.
376
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,013
Then Sheldon One
grabs Sheldon Two...
377
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,581
♪ Why can't we be friends? [screaming]
378
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,149
♪ Why can't we be friends?
379
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:52,326
♪ Why can't we
be friends? ♪
380
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,936
Ow, ow, my eyes!
381
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,764
My eyes.
Are you okay?
382
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,461
I am now.
383
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,810
Okay, enough.
384
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,769
That's how you participate.
385
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,906
Thank you for
walking me home.
386
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,212
It's the gentlemanly
thing to do.
387
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,998
Although to be honest,
if we were attacked,
388
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,565
I'd be counting on you
to get us out of it.
389
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,958
[chuckles]
390
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,744
John?
Yeah?
391
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:22,269
Are you doing okay?
392
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,402
Well, getting fired was tough,
393
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:29,232
but I'm glad to be
back here in town.Mm.
394
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:32,540
I'm glad you're back, too.
395
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:36,022
But if you feel yourself
slipping again,
396
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:39,721
promise me you'll
get some help.
397
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,984
I promise.
398
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:45,814
Well, good. I worry about you.
399
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,947
You do?
400
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,818
Of course.
401
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,212
That means a lot.
402
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,565
Well, this is me.
403
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:02,787
Guess I'll be seeing you
next time you go shopping?
404
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,834
[chuckles]
I look forward to it.
405
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,838
Connie?
406
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,187
Yeah?
407
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,452
Tuesdays are double coupons.
408
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,847
Good to know.
409
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:27,334
ADULT SHELDON:
We often regret the things
we don't say.
410
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:30,032
There's a lot of things
I wish I had said to my dad
411
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,817
while he was around.
412
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,211
That I appreciated him.
413
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:38,127
That I loved him.
414
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,999
Which is why I'm grateful
for the times
415
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,740
I did tell him how I felt.
416
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,133
Tonight was fun.
417
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,701
Yeah? Why is that?
418
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,008
Dr. Sturgis was here.
419
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,836
Everybody talked about science.
420
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,621
It was nice.
421
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:55,449
It was.
422
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,075
How are you?
423
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,555
You got I.D.?
424
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,991
Yeah.
425
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,736
Dang it. I must have left it
in my wife's minivan.
426
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,390
I can't sell this to you.
427
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:24,913
I'm 21, I swear.
428
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,175
You can ask Dr. Sturgis.
429
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,351
Who?The old guy over there.
430
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,744
Dr. Sturgis!
431
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,180
Hey!
432
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:45,064
Never mind.
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