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♪ I really can't stay ♪
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♪ 'Cause, baby
It's cold inside ♪
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♪ I got to go away ♪
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♪ 'Cause, baby
It's cold inside ♪♪
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Sit down, son. Have
some lunch. All right.
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I'll get it, son.
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Come in!
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Hello!
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Hi, Lamont. Oh, hiya, Grady.
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Hi, Fred. Hey, Grady.
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I just ran into your mailman.
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Now take his truck and
run over Esther's face.
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He gave me this
package to give to you.
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Oh, thanks, Grady.
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I didn't hear anybody
invite me to sit down and eat.
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Shh...
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Me either.
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According to this postmark
here, it's from Buffalo.
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It must be a bill.
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A Buffalo Bill.
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You hear that? A Buffalo Bill.
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You didn't get that.
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Huh?
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That's really beautiful.
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What is it?
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Well, what does it look like?
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Oh, you know, it look... That...
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That looks just
like one of tho...
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I mean... It's
exactly like wha...
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I give up. What is it?
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It's one of Jimmy
Carter's fillings.
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Well, whatever it is,
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at least you can't say
you already have one.
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What a dumb thing
to send to somebody.
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No wonder they didn't put a
return address on the package.
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What do you do
with a silver ball?
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Play catch in Beverly Hills.
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Let me take a look at this, Pop.
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Hey, this is sterling silver.
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This might be dumb and ugly,
but it's worth $300 or $400.
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What? You two have no class.
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Don't you know a thing
of beauty when you see it?
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I wonder who it's from.
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I don't know anybody in Buffalo.
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Hey, wait a minute, I
think there's a note in there.
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Yeah, here it is.
There's a note attached.
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Well, read it. I don't
have my glasses.
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I don't think I should,
Pop. It's marked "Personal."
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Oh, I'll read it.
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Go ahead, read it, Lamont.
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Okay.
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"My dear, dear Freddy..."
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"My dear, dear Freddy..."
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I feel a tear coming in my eye.
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Well, move it over and
make room for my fist.
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Read, Lamont.
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"I hope you
enjoy this little gift.
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"The minute I saw it, I
was reminded of old times.
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"I promised never
to forget you, Freddy,
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"and I haven't.
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"I'll be arriving in Los
Angeles on Tuesday afternoon
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"and I must see you.
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Yours, Carol."
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Oh, wow, Freddy,
it's from Yours Carol.
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Hey, Pop, who's Carol?
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I don't know, I
never met a Carol.
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Well, she sounds like
she knows you, Fred.
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Come on, Freddy, who is she?
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I used to be acquainted
with a girl named Cheryl
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who was terrific.
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Now, if you want to hear
about her, okay, then.
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See, we were all alone...
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We don't want to
hear about Cheryl!
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We don't want to
hear about Cheryl!
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Fred, are you here?
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I'm coming.
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I'm coming.
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I'm coming on down.
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Eh, what are you doing here?
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And what are you
all dressed up for?
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Oh, I'm not dressed up.
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I just happened to
be in the neighborhood
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and I thought I'd stop
by to see how you were.
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Well, since when did fools
start making house calls?
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Is Carol here yet?
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No, and by the time she is,
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I lay you five against
two you're gone.
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These five against them two.
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Oh, now, come on, Fred.
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Now, I know that you didn't
want to talk in front of Lamont,
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but you and Carol were
really lovers, weren't you?
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Grady, I'm gonna tell
you one more time,
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I don't remember her.
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Hey, Pop, Carol's here.
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W-where?
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Outside, paying a cab.
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Listen, son, is
she breathtaking?
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You could say that.
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Well, look here,
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when she knocks on
the door, you open it,
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and that'll give me a
chance to look at her.
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And once I see her, I'll
know if I recognize her.
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I-I doubt it, Pop, but okay.
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Freddy!
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Freddy!
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Freddy!
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Freddy.
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Carol.
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Carol.
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Carol.
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Fred Sanford!
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Carol... Carol.
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No wonder he wanted
to keep Carol a secret.
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Freddy, introduce
me to your friends.
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Oh, that's right, you never
did meet my son, did you?
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Lamont, meet
Carol. Hello, Carol.
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This is my friend,
Grady. Meet Grady, Carol.
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Carol who, Fred?
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Carol who? Did you hear that?
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Carol who? Like... Like, he must
think you changed your name.
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No, it's still Rhodes.
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You see, it's still Rhodes.
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Now, just shake hands,
Grady, and shut up.
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Here, have a seat.
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Freddy, were you
surprised to hear from me?
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Well, I certainly was.
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And thanks for
the wonderful gift.
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It was, uh... It was,
uh... very, very round.
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I knew you'd understand.
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Your father and me
go back a lot of years.
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A lot of years.
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Freddy, I had a
long trip, you know.
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Do you mind if I
freshen up? No, no.
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The bathroom's upstairs,
first door on the left.
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A lot of soap, a lot of towels,
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a lot of years.
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Freddy?
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You don't know how I
feel to see you again.
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Yes, and words escape me too.
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Oh, it's so nice to see old
friends get together again.
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I still don't know who he is!
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Yeah, but you're
making progress, Fred.
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At least now we know that
you and Carol were never lovers.
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Don't we, Fred?
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Hey, look, Pop, if you
don't know this guy Carol,
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why don't you just come
right out and say so?
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Because he's a friend of
mine, dummy, an old friend.
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And if he can spend
money on presents like that
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and take cabs,
he's a rich old friend,
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so I don't want to offend him.
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Have you got any plans tonight?
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Yeah, I'm going to stay
home and watch TV.
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See, there's a rerun
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where Godzilla eats
Hershey, Pennsylvania
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and gets nuts.
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Cancel it. I'm taking
you out for dinner.
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And then we gonna stay up
all night long and celebrate.
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How about it?
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Be careful, Fred,
you hardly know him.
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Well, I do know
a great rib joint.
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That's amazing! Your father's
got a memory like an elephant.
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He does?
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After all these years,
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he still remember that
my favorite are ribs.
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How could I forget?
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♪ I think about you ♪
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♪ All through the day ♪
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♪ My buddy ♪
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Hey, Pop, do you realize...?
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♪ My buddy ♪
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♪ No buddy ♪
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♪ Quite so true ♪♪
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Do you realize what time it
is? It's 3:30 in the morning!
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Now, where have you been?
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Painting the town!
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Ha!
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I can smell the paint.
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What did you bring Carol
home with you for anyway?
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And why should
he stay at a hotel
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when the Sanford Arms
is 90 percent vacant?
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Besides, he's my
best buddy in the world.
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You mean you finally remembered
where you know him from?
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No, but I like the way he picks
up chicks... I mean, checks.
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I mean, chicks and checks.
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Pop, you had dinner
with him last night.
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Didn't you talk about anything
that was familiar to you?
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We did.
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The twins.
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Oh, he has children?
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No, no, no, the Sadler twins.
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We picked them
up in the rib joint,
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then we went dancing and
forgot to talk about anything.
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I found out one
important thing, though.
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About Carol? No.
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About the Sadler twins.
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I found out how
to tell them apart.
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How?
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The one with the tattoo
on the forehead... lisps.
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Freddy! Freddy!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Rhodes,
he already went to bed.
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He told me you were gonna
be staying in the rooming house,
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so I got a key over
here for you: 15A.
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Say, uh... 15A.
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Would you say my father's
changed a lot over the years?
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Not one little bit.
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He's the same classy
guy he was 40 years ago.
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Forty years ago, huh?
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Didn't he ever
tell you about us?
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Uh, no, it must've
slipped his mind.
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Believe me when I tell
you he was one classy guy,
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and he still is.
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Not once last night did he
ever mention the robbery.
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The robbery? Which robbery?
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The one Freddy and I pulled.
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The what?
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Me and Freddy robbed one of
the biggest banks in America.
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What's so funny?
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Well... Well...
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I'm sorry, but for
a minute there,
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I thought you said
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that you and my pop
held up a bank together.
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That's what I said!
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That's what I thought you said.
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Oh, hiya, Pop!
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Oh, son, please.
Please don't shout.
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Don't even whisper.
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I-I-I'll just read your lips.
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Look, why don't you
just sit down here
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and have a nice,
hot cup of coffee?
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No, I think I'll fix me
something for my hangover.
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Okay.
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After you went
to bed last night,
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I had a talk with Carol,
Pop, and he told me...
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Oh, earthquake! Earthquake, son!
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Would you just relax, huh?
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Oh. That's only the door.
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Just relax.
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Come in! Ah!
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Hiya, Fred! Oh, Grady...
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Listen, the one thing I don't
need this morning is you.
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Listen, no, I don't
know who Carol is.
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No, I don't know
where I met him.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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That just proves that my
theory is 100 percent correct.
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What, uh...?
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What theory, Grady?
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Well, the reason that Fred
can't remember who Carol is
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is because he never met him.
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You see, Carol is a nut.
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And so are you.
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Now, wait a minute, Fred.
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Just hear me out, now.
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I mean, the old-buddy routine
is just a way to meet a celebrity.
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Now, see,
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I read where it happens to
Frank Sinatra all the time.
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But, Grady, I am
not Frank Sinatra.
257
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Well, then, my theory is
perfect up to that point, isn't it?
258
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,055
Lamont, I think you should
have the police run a check
259
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:02,147
on this guy and Frank Sinatra.
260
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,327
I think it would be a
waste of time, Grady.
261
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,429
And besides, Pop already
knows who Carol is.
262
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,165
They used to be in
business together.
263
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,967
Now, what's that
supposed to mean?
264
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,770
Are you sure you want to talk
about this in front of Grady?
265
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,139
Yes. Sure, I'm sure.
266
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,007
Especially since I don't know
267
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,675
what we're going
to talk about anyway.
268
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,043
Oh, well, thank you, Fred.
269
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,347
I'm honored.
270
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,214
Well, listen, now,
what kind of business
271
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,816
were we supposed
to be in together?
272
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,785
Come on, Pop, the
bank robbery business.
273
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,486
Are you crazy?
274
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,790
Come on, don't try to deny it.
Carol told me all about it, man.
275
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,391
You and him held
up a bank together.
276
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,592
Are you crazy?
277
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,261
Wow, that sounds
like bigtime, Fred.
278
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,062
How much did you get?
279
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,431
Nothing, because
it never happened.
280
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,667
Are you sure, Fred?
281
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,369
I mean, if you don't
remember Carol,
282
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:50,239
you probably don't remember
that you held up the bank.
283
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,542
Take my word for it,
Grady, it never happened.
284
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,777
Hey, Pop, wait a minute now.
285
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,279
I'm a pretty good
judge of character,
286
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,647
and I don't think
Carol is lying.
287
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,250
Well, I don't know,
though. He might be.
288
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,808
Fred, I think you should
throw the bum out.
289
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,957
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
290
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,425
He's an old friend of mine,
291
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:13,017
and he's from Buffalo,
and he's in the chips.
292
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,987
Would you stop it?
293
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,568
Now, he came here for
some reason, didn't he?
294
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,970
And I'm not throwing him out
295
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,905
until either I find out
what the reason is
296
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,106
or he runs out of money,
297
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,408
whichever comes first.
298
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,010
Maybe he's going to
hit another bank, Fred,
299
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,214
and he wants you to
drive the getaway car.
300
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,149
Grady, can I ask you a question?
301
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,217
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
302
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,975
Are you crazy?!
303
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,094
Good morning, Freddy.
304
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,096
Have you ever
seen a day like this?
305
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,164
I don't know.
306
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,066
I haven't seen this one yet.
307
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,600
Can't get my eyes to focus.
308
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,971
We didn't have a chance
to talk much last night.
309
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:58,274
Can you believe
it's been 40 years?
310
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,742
Has it been that long?
311
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:04,280
Yeah, the year,
the summer of 1936.
312
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,814
A lot of years.
313
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,483
Cleveland!
314
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:11,020
Cleveland, Ohio was a
good old town in those days,
315
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,590
and you was a pretty
good old pool hustler too.
316
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,226
They didn't call you
"Cue Ball" for nothing.
317
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,028
Cue Ball, right,
right. Cue Ball.
318
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,497
Nobody's called
me that for years.
319
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,267
Jake's! Good old Jake's.
320
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,103
You hustled me there
for four straight days.
321
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:31,173
All we did was shoot
pool and eat ribs.
322
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:34,610
Yeah, yeah. Carol Rhodes:
you were my private pigeon.
323
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,979
I didn't have my
mind on the game.
324
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:40,883
Them four days, I was casing
the bank across the street.
325
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,485
I couldn't have pulled
that job without you.
326
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,021
But I didn't do anything.
327
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:48,524
You gave me time to
get away with $150,000.
328
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,858
Well, you didn't get far,
329
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,260
because you got
caught the same day.
330
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,762
They didn't catch
me. I gave myself up.
331
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,798
That's why I'm here, Freddy.
332
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,967
To give you your half.
333
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,201
My half?
334
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,637
Fifty-fifty, just
like I promised.
335
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,039
I got the money in my room.
336
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,640
I'll go get it.
337
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,297
Good.
338
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,080
Hey, Lamont!
Lamont, get in here!
339
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,049
Come here, son.
What's the matter, Pop?
340
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,450
Listen, here's what
we're going to do.
341
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,052
We're gonna sell this
business and retire.
342
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,321
We're gonna travel all over
the world and just spend money.
343
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,790
We're rich! Carol went to get
my half of the holdup money.
344
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,493
So now you're going to admit
that you was in on that holdup.
345
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,095
No, dummy, but
I was in the bank.
346
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,098
See, I was in the bank making
my weekly 10-cent deposit
347
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,334
on my Christmas fund.
348
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,135
Ten cents?
349
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,237
Yeah, there was a
Depression on, you know?
350
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,462
I mean, anyway,
here's what happened.
351
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,094
Hey, Cue Ball, look who's here.
352
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,362
Hey, my pigeon Carol.
353
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,031
Like having money
in the bank. Yeah.
354
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:05,234
Hey, Carol. What are you
doing? Putting in or taking out?
355
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:08,137
Taking out. I'm making
a big withdrawal.
356
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,906
Good, good, then maybe we
can have our little game, huh?
357
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,010
I don't think so. I'm
going out of town.
358
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,178
What's the matter, Carol?
Why are you so nervous?
359
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,114
Uh, because I can't spell.
360
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,482
Well, don't feel bad about that.
361
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,883
Probably everybody
in this bank can't spell,
362
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,118
including the president.
363
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:25,388
Yeah, but he ain't
writing a holdup note.
364
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,788
A holdup note? Shh.
365
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,090
The guard'll hear you.
366
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,558
Eh?
367
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,328
Are you crazy? You'll
never get away with it.
368
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,863
I might if you
help me. Forget it.
369
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,467
You lucky, Freddy. You
got a trade hustling pool.
370
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:42,571
I ain't had a steady job
since this Depression came,
371
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:47,309
and I was unemployed
three years before that.
372
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,710
Well, listen, you rob this bank,
373
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,479
you'll be employed
the rest of your life
374
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,014
making license plates.
375
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,250
Yeah, but I got a great plan.
376
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,651
They all had great plans.
377
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:59,155
Ma Barker, Dillinger, lay away.
378
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,690
Yeah, but mine won't miss.
379
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,260
All you gotta do is
take care of the guard.
380
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,827
Eh?
381
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:09,698
I'll split fifty-fifty with you. I
already got the note written.
382
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,822
Uh, let me see that.
383
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:17,206
Carol, they're going to laugh
you right out of this bank.
384
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,875
I told you I couldn't spell.
385
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,643
But this is ridiculous.
386
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,735
Listen, "Dear bank manger.
387
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,983
"This is a stink up.
388
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:31,987
"Put all the money in
this brown piper bug.
389
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:36,581
One falls move and
I'll short your herd off."
390
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,929
Okay, okay, then we'll
do it without the note.
391
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,898
You just take care of the guard.
392
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,300
Eh?
393
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,435
I'm gonna take
care of the guard.
394
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,459
Oh.
395
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,196
Excuse me.
396
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:04,753
Hey, Cue Ball, what's happening?
397
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,288
My pigeon is robbing this bank.
398
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,956
What? Hey, man,
let's get out of here!
399
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,024
I can't, Jake. I can't.
400
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,626
I gotta go tell this
guard over here
401
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,195
so Carol won't be
getting in a lot of trouble.
402
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,830
What can I do for
you, young fella?
403
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,134
Well, the, uh, the main
thing is... don't panic.
404
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,003
A holdup! No, no, no, shh!
405
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,405
No, you see, my friend took
the bank manager in the back...
406
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,841
And that's a gun you
got in that case, right?
407
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,444
No, no, this is a cue
stick. I'll show it to you.
408
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,380
Look, friend, look, you ain't
gonna have no trouble with me.
409
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,682
I'm retiring next week.
410
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,619
I got my... I got my
pension to think of.
411
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,588
I've been on this
job a lot of years.
412
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,357
A lot of years.
413
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,159
Well, what about the robbery?
414
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,493
Oh, my goodness, a robbery!
415
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,894
No, I'm not one of the guys.
416
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,719
Don't short. Please
don't short me.
417
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:55,037
Thank you, Cue Ball.
I'll never forget you.
418
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,394
Bye!
419
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,599
Everybody here's
out of their herds.
420
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,614
Of course, when he
said, "I'll see you later,"
421
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,616
I didn't know it would
be 40 years later.
422
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,618
Well, how much did Carol
get away with anyway, Pop?
423
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,253
A hundred and fifty
thousand dollars.
424
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:12,655
We're rich, son.
425
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,256
I get half.
426
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,092
You mean to tell me he's
going to give you $75,000?
427
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,760
Not give me,
dummy. It's my share.
428
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,329
I worked hard for it.
429
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,431
Hey, Pop, um...
430
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,200
you shouldn't take that money.
431
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,935
Why not? I mean, I took
care of the guard, didn't I?
432
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,172
It's stolen money,
Pop. But I didn't steal it.
433
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,640
I mean, that
crook Carol stole it.
434
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,642
I mean, it's better that
an honest man like me
435
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,566
should have it than him.
436
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,515
Come on, Pop.
Where are your ethics?
437
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,518
You're looking at
my ethics right now.
438
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,754
It's time for a change.
439
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,823
Hi, Lamont.
440
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,425
Uh, Lamont was just
leaving, weren't you, son?
441
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,826
No! I'm going to stay here.
442
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,461
I want to see this.
443
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,364
I told him about the good news
and he's very excited about it.
444
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,865
Yeah, I'm ecstatic. Yeah.
445
00:20:56,889 --> 00:21:00,035
For $75,000, you
should be happy.
446
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,071
Freddy, actually, your half
don't come to that much.
447
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,373
Why not?
448
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,807
You said that after the holdup
449
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,244
that you put the money
in a nice, safe place.
450
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:12,114
I did. I went right
away to another bank
451
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,716
and opened up a savings account.
452
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,150
With the stolen money?
453
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,052
It was all part of my plan.
454
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:20,844
While I was doing time, that
money was drawing interest.
455
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,892
That's right, interest.
456
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,295
I should be getting
more than $75,000.
457
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,063
Go ahead. And
then what happened?
458
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:31,967
After I served 20 years, I
made a deal with the police.
459
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:35,571
I offered to give
back the $150,000
460
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,939
in exchange for parole.
461
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,742
You gave away our money?
462
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,644
But I kept the interest.
463
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,211
And the police went for that?
464
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,846
They didn't know
about the interest.
465
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:47,048
They thought I had
hidden the money,
466
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:51,387
and they figured, since I
had paid my debt to society,
467
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,054
they had nothing to lose.
468
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,990
Carol, you're a genius.
469
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,759
How much did the
interest come to?
470
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,627
Sixty thousand dollars.
471
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,672
Then my share comes to...
472
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,475
Thirty thousand dollars!
473
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,912
It would have, but when
I got out of jail in '56,
474
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:20,115
I tried to find you,
but you had moved.
475
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:22,150
Yeah, I was already
in L.A. by that time.
476
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,486
So how much have I got coming?
477
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:28,679
Fifty-two dollars and 17 cents.
478
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,998
Fifty-two dollars and
17 cents out of $30,000?
479
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:41,970
You came all the way from
Buffalo to give me $52.17?
480
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,039
And to ask you for a job
481
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,764
because I'm almost out of money.
482
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,346
Carol, I... I got
to hand it to you.
483
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,747
You got a lot of guts.
484
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,549
I mean, I don't
have a job for you,
485
00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:55,651
but you can stay over
at Sanford Arms rent-free
486
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,553
until you can find a job.
487
00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:01,824
And if you need any
money, here, you can sell this.
488
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:06,216
Thank you, Freddy.
You one classy guy.
489
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,601
You know, Pop, I
owe you an apology.
490
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,002
Well, pay up.
491
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,604
Well, I mean, for
me to even think
492
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,607
that you would be involved
with a bank robbery is...
493
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,542
I'm sorry I thought that, Pop.
494
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,110
Oh, you're forgiven, son.
495
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,713
Anything was possible then,
because times were tough.
496
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,314
Yeah, especially for Carol.
497
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,884
And some 40 years later,
when he really needs help,
498
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,586
you're helping him.
499
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,354
Well... Well, nothing, Pop.
500
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:33,756
I'm proud of you, man.
501
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,881
And like he said,
you're one classy guy.
502
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,769
Hey, Pop, you
know, I think it's great
503
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:47,969
the way you're
helping out Carol.
504
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:48,970
Thanks, son.
505
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:50,071
But it's been weeks now,
506
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,273
and he's still living
here rent-free.
507
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:52,674
Well, he said he'd pay me back.
508
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:56,244
He also said that he was
going to give you $75,000, Pop.
509
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,647
I don't think we should
believe anything he says.
510
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:01,116
I mean, after all, he
did rob a bank once.
511
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,351
I know. I was part of the gang.
512
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,554
Well, do you think he'll
ever give us our money?
513
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:06,889
Sure.
514
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,891
He's already found himself
a job, and he loves it.
515
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:11,794
Pop, what kind of a job
could a guy like Carol get?
516
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:14,585
He's a bank guard.
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