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? Set us free - ?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? In this dark ?

? I will need ?

? A light our way back home
Comin' in from the cold ?

Can now everyone feel
nature through the fingertips?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

- ? Set us free ?
- We're all family.

We're all energy.

We're all as one.

? I will need ?

? A light our
way back home ?

? Comin' in from the cold ?

? And we'll be
all set free ?

? Let us go ?

You know that the
self-help industry

is a $12 billion business?

Televangelists are
actually making hundreds

of millions of dollars
from their flock.

Three million Americans
are actual cult members.

That's 1% of our population.

What was
the purpose of your project?

If we could prevent 100 or 50

or even one person from
going down this road,

well, then we've done
something good here.

It was a great concept.

Great.

We would create a larger
than life character

with a unique self-help program.

And then, you know, just
document the process.

You
don't feel responsible

for duping people?

Duping?

No, we were helping people.

This was investigative
filmmaking.

Look at this, huh?

Look at Angel.

You are all made
of the same energy

and I pass it to you and
you pass it to the next.

The original idea was
we end the documentary

with this big moment
where we show the footage,

all the behind the scenes stuff,

let them see behind the curtain.

And then they see that it
was all fake and staged.

Why not
just make a documentary

about fake self-help gurus?

Documentaries observe
from the outside.

By creating this plastic shaman,

we gave people an opportunity
to peer behind the curtains

to look inside the
proverbial sausage factory.

No.

That's
why I'm asking-

Why don't we cut?

Tell
slate and then cut.

Tell Slate.

That
was quite perfect.

Perfect. Let's roll.

One take three. A only. Mark.

Hello.

Humankind has been
infected with a mind virus.

And it's coming from advertising

and social media
and all this noise.

So is there a way to stop
the noise and clean the mind?

My name is Gordon St. Pierre,

and I am the founder
of Reboot Camp.

A spa for the mind
and a womb for adults.

Let me take you on a journey
and be your guide to healing,

by finding the light of love

and being at peace together.

Does this man hold the answer
to everlasting happiness?

Dozens of his followers
seem to think so.

Members of his Reboot Camp,

which he insists is not a cult,

swear that he is the new
messiah of wellbeing.

To be honest, I feel like
a change has come over me.

You know, the mind
can play tricks

but this doesn't feel like that.

This feels real.

And shake it out to the left.

And shake it out to the right.

I feel determined

and I feel like I'm
on the right path.

Yes.

I did. Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Excellent.

Ja.

Ja, I want you to
talk to yourself now.

This is you at 14.

What do you want
to tell you at 14?

What the fuck are you doing?

You're out here,
you're selling drugs.

You're having sex
with grown women.

Straighten out.

Straighten up right now
before it's too late.

Stop fucking and
stop selling drugs.

Can I be a 14-year-old him?

All right.

Oh guys, this is fantastic.

I see
that. I like that.

- This is beautiful.
- You're good, guru.

- You're good.
- I like this.

You're fucking A1, man.

I'm a reflection of
yourself, you know?

Somehow, I just never
broke character.

It's weird.

Once I got into Gordon,
it's like I was him.

When I was 16, my friends
and I skipped school

everyday for a week
to go to the beach.

When my dad found out, he
went crazy, threw me out.

I've been on my own ever since.

And then I met Gordon.

My whole life changed.

He was someone who really
led us to this path of freedom.

I call this exercise,
rattle and um!

Shake it. This is the rattle.

And then we let it
out with a, hum!

Hum!

Shanti. Shanti.

I love Gordon.

He's truly an inspiration
to so many people.

He's changed my life.

The general belief is
that only weak people

fall for false
profits and gurus.

But in reality, almost
anyone is susceptible

at the right or wrong
moment in their lives.

People who've lost jobs,
families, runaways,

they find themselves
seeking answers.

I'm not stupid.

I'm very smart.

I have a college education.

I just felt like
something was missing.

Gordon, he had all the answers.

Anita, this may be a coffin,

but it is a safe coffin, okay?

The problem starts with
the infection in the mind.

It's the virus telling
me about the future.

Right. I can't stop.
How do you stop it?

- I can't stop it.
- All right.

Everything that he
said made sense to me.

It still does.

Third time's a charm.

- Okay. One more time.
- Okay.

I'm gonna need another
class after this class.

You don't know how I
can contact him, do you?

I'm
curious about the name?

- Gordon St. Pierre?
- Yeah.

It had a nice ring to it.

I mean, it was branding really?

We were naming a product.

Aha!

- Matsumoto.
- Matsumoto?

Think we'll get in
trouble on that one.

What about St. Pierre?

Gordon St. Pierre.

The spiritual guide, the leader.

What do you think?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Except it's Gordon.

- Ooh
- St. Pierre from Quebec.

Seymour used to work in tech.

So a lot of personal
information to use.

Plus, his wife's
French-Canadian.

Who has been reprogrammed
by American culture.

So what does he need?

He needs a new
operating system.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. I love it.

He needs to reboot
the operating system.

- Reboot?
- Reboot.

Mike, are you
gettin' this on film?

- That's good.
- Because this is stuff.

- Reboot.
- Yes.

Hello.

My name is Gordon St. Pierre.

Welcome to the Reboot Camp.

If that's not a guru,
I don't know what is.

I'm gonna work on the accent.

- But yeah.
- a little bit.

See my family, is.

I want to tell
you a story, okay?

It was a time I was playing
with my three-year-old nephew

and I realized he was
closer to bliss than I was.

In fact, I am contaminating him.

So I go to the outback.

You went to the steakhouse?

Not the steakhouse, John.

The Australia, and I
study with the Aborigine

and they teach me how
to fix the hardware

by reinstalling the software.

This is the gift they give me

and I bring this gift to you.

Are you ready to
receive this gift?

Nay or yay?

Yay!

Are we ready to
do whatever it take

no matter how crazy
or stupid or bizarre?

Nay or yay?

Yay!

Then let's reboot.

Come on! Let's reboot.

Gordon was a trip.

He had this four-step
program or was it five?

I'm really bad with numbers.

Step one was all about getting off.
You know?

No.

Like switching everything off.

No, no, no.

I can't do the small spaces.

I can't. I can't.

Lisa, you're okay?

Hello. Hello.

I'm fine. It was
very pink in there.

- Eric, how you feel though?
- I can't do the small spaces.

Okay, but now you
appreciate life, huh?

- You see?
- I do feel alive.

- Hey, hey, hey.
- Come on.

It's good.

And then step two
was all like talking.

Or wait. No, no, no, no.

That was step three.

Step two was group activities.

The second stage of the
psychosexual development

is the anal stage.

We have been programmed
since children to keep it in,

to be retentive.

We don't show how we feel.

We don't show love.

We are programmed not
to show these things

and keep it inside,
but where do we go?

There's no room.

It take up the heart,
it take up the stomach

and it take up the
head, the brain.

So today, we're going
to dump the virus

and the malware into the toilet.

Dump into the toilet.

Hey, hey, hey.

No, no, no.

It's a figurative dump.

- Don't...
- Of course, not really.

Don't take the dump
in the toilet. My God.

I think that one
guy took it literally

and actually pooped.

My wife convinced me to
go to one of the events.

When I saw the guy in
the skirt and sandals,

I knew he was a fraud.

Gordon was very nice.

And what he had to say
made a lot of sense.

We are all infected.

Yeah.

Was
the Reboot Camp a cult?

The Reboot Camp was not
a cult when I was there.

Did you have rules

about what was acceptable,

about lines you wouldn't cross?

Absolutely.

We would not separate
people from their families

and we wouldn't take
money from anyone.

Several people claim

they gave money to the camp.

Well, I never asked
anyone for money.

The whole purpose
of this was to show

the mechanics of the con.

That's it.

The term cult gets thrown
around a lot in pop culture.

But a cult is not just
a close knit group.

Many organizations have
cult-like elements.

A sense of belonging, the
inclusiveness, certain rules,

but that's any athletic club
or military organization.

One of the things that
make cults, cults,

is that they have a
charismatic leader

who claims to have
all the answers.

We have another kind
of noise that is louder.

The noise in my head.

What should I be?

Who should I be?

And the big question,
what is my...

Purpose?

What is my purpose?

Now, my great ability

may be a gift from God,
from Buddha, from the light,

is to take these
complex question of life

and simplify them for you.

Yes.

I was in a cult
when I was a teen.

Reboot Camp wasn't a cult.

It was freaking Disneyland.

Cults are supposed to
be dark and controlling,

but Reboot Camp was
nothing like that.

Freestyle means you
do whatever you want.

You want to be a chicken,
you're a chicken.

You want to fly, you fly.

Whoever you are, take it.

I'm feeling the
movements of the earth.

The rhythm.

The rhythm of the earth.

- Go, Anita.
- I always wanted to do this.

- Ribbon dancing.
- Yes, the ribbon.

With your own
stuff right there.

Now, I understand how all
of these reality shows work,

because that was one
of our big worries.

Like, what's gonna happen
with these cameras?

What are people gonna say?

Nobody had an issue.

We jump and we love
and we take it in.

Excellent.

So love bombing is basically
overwhelming new recruits

with attention, praise and love.

That's the early phase
right when they join.

So happy you invited me.

I'm so happy you're
here, love and light.

You know, usually I wait
to do this with a camper,

but you, I want to
try something, okay?

- Yeah, anything.
- It's okay?

Uh-huh.

I want to bring
in another camper

and have you teach him.

Do you think I'm ready?

You are ready, my love.

Really? Okay.

- Okay?
- Okay.

Hello, John.

This is Maisey.

Maisey, this is John.

Hi, John.

Maisey.

Tell John that he is loved.

John, you are loved.

John, tell Maisey
that you feel the love.

Maisey, I feel the love.

Excellent.

Now, Maisey, tell John you
want to give him the love.

Come on. Tell him.

John, I wanna
give you the love.

Yes, give him the love.

Give him the love.

Yes. Give him the love.

It's so good.

Okay. I'm really not
comfortable with this.

Oh, take the love, John.

Take it.

- Just feel it, John.
- It's good love.

This was good for John.

It loosened him right up.

The guy had an erection.

Stop it.

Not everyone walks
around with a boner.

Gordon made
everyone feel loved.

Yeah, I felt the
love, all right.

We love Jimmy, we love
Jimmy, we love Jimmy.

Love.

Love.

Love.

Love.

Love.

Love.

Love.

Love.

I don't care who you are.

Two dozen people hugging you,
telling you they love you,

showering you with
affection over and over.

It is supremely powerful.

My dad was a preacher.

He loved his congregation.

But at home he was cold as ice.

And whenever my mom would
show me any sign of affection,

he'd yell at her and tell her
that she was making me weak.

Why you treat him like that?

You're gonna make him gay.

I guess the joke's on you, dad.

At Reboot Camp, everyone
was just so nice.

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Everyone genuinely cared
and Gordon encouraged it.

This is your family.

This is people who love you.

I've never really
had a family before.

You have a family
now, man, come on.

Come on. You gotta get out.

It's like a drug.

You want more.

You want more.

And so you stick around
because now you've been primed

to receive the gospel.

Because this guy
has all the answers.

Because, look at
how good you feel.

? Why would you look
outside yourself ?

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.

? All of the world inside ?

? One, two, three, four ?

Release the feathers.

Take the feathers and thrust
the feathers to the gang.

Now, try to catch the
feathers, try to catch them.

Can you catch them?

No, you can't, right?

- No.
- This is the same thing

with the mind virus, guys.

You cannot stop the infection.

You are infected.

The first time he
called us no bots,

I thought I misheard.

But then he kept
using the phrase,

and, I don't know, I liked it.

You know, it made
me feel special.

'cause we weren't robots.

We were no bots.

I have two friends
here I want you to meet.

We have Henry. Hello, Henry.

And the beautiful, Chantal.

Ooh, la, la. Okay.

So the thing about
Henry and Chantal

that they're very good at is
they can look at each other

and they don't talk.

The virus come from the noise.

The mind viruses,
the noise is coming,

it's coming, it's coming.

We're going to take it out.

Bobby, excellent.

We're going on a 24-hour,
we're diet everyone.

You know, you have
the food diet,

you don't eat.

This is you don't talk.

Shh!

Excellent, my no bots.

You are fantastic.

I have a question.

Shh!

I went up to him, I
said, "Look, I'm a talker.

That's just what I do.

And not talking is
just not gonna cut it."

He laughed.

He said it was especially
important for me.

So he challenged me
to do it for 48 hours.

I lasted 40 minutes.

This is good, my no bots.

This is excellent.

Take in the sun.

Don't worry about the blower.

Gordon had all these
interesting terms.

Huh?

We make up the word.

Oh, okay.

So it's a new way of
communication, okay?

Like that?

John, what is she
telling you with that word?

Be quiet.

I felt more at
peace with myself.

That was all a
lot of fluff for me.

She was finally
happy, so I was happy.

when
you say finally happy...

Well, there was infidelity.

We don't need
to get into that.

Well, I had an affair
with the dry cleaner.

She caught the yellow fever.

Stop.

You can't say that.

That is racist.

Sure I can. He was Korean.

You should probably go on
another word diet, you know?

Okay? All right.

Our whole belief system
was in turning off noise.

And cleaning ourselves
of these inner viruses.

And we did this through
all kinds of exercises,

mostly outdoor
activities like yoga.

Louder, louder.

Moving on into
the elephant tusk.

Take a deep breath in,
take your tusks out.

Oh, it's a good elephant.

Good elephant, Lilian.

And we're gonna squat down.

We are going to
use our root chakra

with a little bit
of a pelvic thrust.

Come on, everyone.

Well, you know
what he got me into.

He got me back in
my driving lust

I have for my wife.

Two cows having
sex in the woods.

It's okay.

Okay, she can't hear.

Okay?

That's the only
complaint I really have.

It's the fact she's sleeping
with my best friend.

Besides that, I'm fine.

I'm not really fine.

- Eric.
- Yes.

Breathe with me. Come on.

The first word you want
to say to let out is what?

Shit!

- Say it again.
- Shit!

- One more time, louder.
- Shit!

This thing about reconnect,

I didn't even know
we were disconnected.

He made us draw these.

He said our drawings help
us identify our viruses.

I told him that crap
didn't work for me.

He told us the best
was yet to come.

Did he
specify what the best was?

He called it the
rebooted bliss.

Success, love, money,

a deeper understanding of life,

a sense of purpose.

Every guru has a
different promise.

Ours was the bliss.

The bliss is just
around the corner.

If you could just
wait a little longer,

then the clouds will break open

and the bliss will
rain down upon you

and you'll prove all
the naysayers wrong

as you lead this life of bliss.

If you could just be
a little more patient.

That's what my wife
used to tell me.

Just be a little more patient.

That and to visualize
my intentions.

What she didn't visualize
was the divorce.

Seymour wasn't like the
other boys I grew up with.

He was deeper, more intense.

I was instantly
attracted to him.

He got a job in Silicon Valley

and I became a housewife
straight out of college.

One day, Seymour told
me that his company

was paying for a
self-improvement seminar

and that spouses were welcome.

So I went out of sheer boredom.

At first, I thought
it was gonna be

this new age, hippy mumbo jumbo,

but I actually loved it.

I was just happy she
had something to do.

'cause I was working
all the time.

Crazy hours, weekends.

It was very action-oriented.

We had assignments
and I was hooked.

I think paying
for these seminars

lessened the guilt of
just not being around.

I was addicted.

I must've taken 100 seminars.

And she never put what she
learned into practice. Right?

Because she was almost
there, almost ready,

but needed one more class or
like this ultimate retreat.

That would be it.

I saw all of them.

The local guys, the
Robbins, Chopra.

And I had no idea what
these gurus were charging.

Do you know...

Like, okay.

Like a two day seminar
could be two or $3,000.

Some of these retreats were
in the tens of thousands.

And then one day I came back

from a spiritual
retreat in Brazil

and there was a bank statement
on the kitchen table.

So Grace blew
through all our money,

our retirement fund,

and accumulated over 90
grand in credit card debt.

I had spent over $300,000.

And here we were worse off
than when we graduated college.

Seymour shut down completely.

And it wasn't even the money.

I just felt betrayed.

It was 10:00 p.m.

I'm already sleeping

'cause I have an early
call time the next morning.

There's a knock on my door.

It's my brother.

Seymour just disappeared.

Gone.

Didn't show up for work.

I waited and waited.

I didn't hear a peep.

A week turns into a month.

And before you knew
it, we were roommates.

I didn't know what to do.

So I called my coach.

He was really helpful.

So Danny helped me out.

He got me some extra work
on these commercials.

And somehow that segued into
me doing voiceover work.

I'm in the recording
studio one day

and I bump into this
old college buddy.

And he tells me he
bumped into Grace,

with a guy.

Apparently, she started
seeing her self-help coach.

Seymour is a calm guy.

This, I had never
seen him so mad.

She sided with the enemy.

Can I get an amen?

Danny and I booked this gig

doing a promo for
this televangelist.

Yes. Can I get an amen?

Thank you, Jesus. Whoa!

The preacher was a
perfect con artist.

Suave and sleazy,
but condescending.

If planes had existed
when Jesus was around,

he would have flown from
Bethlehem to Nazareth

and all over Galilee.

People have dreams.

I have a dream and my
dream is to touch my flock

as often as possible.

And this here aeroplane
helps me do that.

This, this is God's plane.

After the shoot from hell,

Danny and I go out for
drinks with the crew.

And voila.

The idea for the
Reboot Camp was born.

We change keys to

You know, most people,
they try to life.

They wake up one day,
oh, I'm in a nightmare.

I don't know what I need.

- I think I'm in a nightmare and I don't know what I need.
- A-Ha!

Last week I got
fired from my job.

I came home early from work
and I find my girlfriend

in the tub with our
neighbor, Laryssa.

Oh!

They were drinking margaritas

in the middle of
the day for lunch.

I was in such a state I
forgot to put my car into park

and it rolled into the
garage, crashed into the shelf

and killed my boa constrictor,
little Herbie junior.

No.

Yeah.

And I didn't know what to do.

So, I understand you
blame the neighbor.

I guess I blame
Marissa, my girlfriend.

Both of 'em.

Laryssa, is the girlfriend?

No. Marissa is the girlfriend.

Marissa?

- Yeah.
- Is the girlfriend?

Yes.

Of Laryssa?

Well, she said no, but
I think maybe she's lying.

We're going to do an
exercise outside together.

- Really?
- Yeah.

We're going to fix it, okay.

- We are?
- Yes, we're going to fix it.

Okay.

People responded to Seymour.

They worshiped him.

It didn't matter
what he said or did,

they just lapped it all up.

We're going to put
you back in the womb

to the moment you come
through the placenta

and you will be in bliss.

- We're wrapping him up.
- Okay, Johnny.

Let's put him on the ground.

Let's go, guys.

We're gonna put it down.

Reboot Camp is
fucking awesome.

It's pretty amazing actually.

Sometimes, he didn't
even say anything.

Gordon,

will you please tell
her how the world works?

Look at her.

She's beautiful.

But with the right breasts,
she'd be unstoppable.

I'm not getting implants, mom.

I don't need a rich
asshole to support me.

Hey, it's your father
you're talking about.

I can't get through to her.

Hopefully you can help me.

No, leave him out of it.

No, he's here to help us.

You're worth more
than your boobs.

What about butt cheeks?

The guy solved
people's problems

without even uttering a word.

My God, mom.

Just get it right.

It drove her crazy that Gordon
wasn't interested in her

or her boobs.

If he was such a saint,
why did he get you these?

Because he was
proving a point.

I mean, I look like Nicki Minaj.

You do not.

You look like Barbie.

I looked ridiculous.

You know, I
actually knew from the beginning

that he was a fake.

I knew it.

This whole project is about
fakeness and fake people, mom.

It's a pretty powerful message

if you get it.

Can I just add a note here?

I do feel like I got
a lot out of this.

What'd you get?

High with Ja Rule?

Yeah, but that's not
what I was talking about.

I mean that, I don't think you
need to get implants at all.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Thank you, mom.

- I love you.
- I love you too.

I think you're
perfect the way you are.

And even with your implants,
I think you're perfect, too.

Just a little more perfect.

What's funny is our
teachings actually worked.

Word got out, people
just started showing up.

Now we see that with heart,

I take it and I dip it.

Hello.

This is Keith. I'm Ysabel.

This is my fianc�.

He's got multiple phobias.

No. No, I don't.

I don't.

He has got Eurotophobia.

Fear of vagina.

- Okay. That's fine.
- Kayla maybe some privacy,

and I talk to you
later, love and light.

Hey, love and light.

What is that?

Why is there a camera?

We are recording so
we may see the growth

and then play it
back to teach you.

- Great. Fine.
- Exactly.

You know, we were supposed
to get married last year

and three months
before the wedding,

he developed all these phobias.

Okay. Tell me
about the phobia.

It's phobiae.

Pardon?

The plural of phobia
is not phobias or phobia.

- Not phobias.
- It's phobiae.

- Phobiae?
- Say it with me.

You're French. Okay.

- Phobiae.
- Phobiae, hey.

- Phobiae.
- That's it.

- Yeah, okay.
- Just get it right.

Some healer.

He's been in a wheelchair
for three months.

- He's afraid of walking.
- I'm not.

I don't understand why,

and ask him how long it's
been since we've had sex.

Okay, how long
has it been since-

- Nine months.
- Nine months.

- That's how long.
- That's okay.

- No. It's not okay.
- No. Not okay.

- It's okay.
- Nine weeks maybe.

But I'm just saying it's...

Yeah, and that's not okay.

His teachings were eccentric.

Everybody knew that though.

Everybody knew his
teachings were eccentric.

I think the important
thing to focus on

is the fact that it works.

Come on. One, two, three.

Go, go.

Excellent. Okay.

Are you okay?

Very good.

Keith is already in Shavasana.

It's a good pose.

It's a meditative pose.

We're going to
find him in cobra.

Come on with me, Isabel.

Feet together, toes
together and up.

Through the light.

Exhale through the heart center.

We wing over, bend down.

Excellent.

Push up.

Now, he's peaceful.

Shh.

Let the peace and love in.

Fuck shit, motherfucker.

Fuck, cocksucker. Fuck!

Oh, that felt good.

That's good.

Try that.

You go.

Motherfucker, cocksucker,
shit balls and vagina.

Excellent, Ysabel.

Excellent. Keith, you go.

No.

I'm not doing this fucking shit.

It's fucking stupid.

Hey, it actually
feels really great.

- No.
- Okay, Keith.

We have to have a talk.

What?

Listen, there are
two kinds of yoga.

We have the
restorative, meditative,

peaceful Shavasana
like you are doing.

And then we have the angry
yoga where we let it out.

And we do fist unicorn.

Fuck shit, cocksucker,
motherfucker.

Yeah, fuck that shit.

Excellent, Ysabel.

Okay. Come on, Ysabel.

Come on, we go.

What do you mean?

- What?
- We go.

- What about Keith?
- What?

It's okay.

Hey.

You have to let out
the anger, Keith.

Until then, bye bye.

What do you mean bye bye?

Where are you going?

Bye bye.

Let out your anger.

I'm not angry.

I just can't walk.

You're taking a wheelchair
from a man who can't walk.

Okay, bye bye.

What?

You're gonna stand there.

A couple of pricks, man.

Really?

Is this fun for you?

They just left me there.

Gordon had a program and
you did not participate.

But I did.

I want you to talk
to mini Keith here

and say the things that
you've been afraid to say.

Don't hold back.

Everything that you're
feeling towards Keith

that you want to say,

you say it to him,
to mini Keith.

If we don't have sex
for another nine months,

I mean, I would much prefer
that that doesn't happen.

But my point is that
it doesn't matter.

And I just want you to be happy.

And I want you to laugh again,

because you're the
funniest person I know.

I love you so much.

The stupider the approach,
the more people loved it.

And the more people loved it,
the better it worked for them.

It was unbelievable.

Oh my God!

- Keith, you're walking.
- Easy, easy.

Legs, legs, legs, legs.

- You're walking.
- Yes, I'm walking.

He is a genius.

Yeah, we're doing
sexual things.

Yes, we are. We're doing.

Did
you at any point

believe you had
the power to heal?

And I give you the light here.

Are you ready to receive it?

Look, you have all these people

who are changing in
front of your very eyes,

you start to believe
your own hype.

Oh, wow!

Wow!

I really wanna do that.

Did you believe
that he could heal people?

Why not?

People like him often
have special powers.

People flocked to the camp.

I mean, at the beginning
we wanted to make

a small documentary with
a handful of people.

Now we're getting dozens.

And we're getting
amazing footage.

But Seymour, he started
believing his own BS.

The Renaissance.

The most fantastic
periods in humankind

because it took us
from the dark ages,

the time of repression,
oppression and depression.

And it let us out to expression.

Now, the words

in English mean rebirth.

So today, we are going
to have a rebirth.

I want to thank miss
Nicole over here.

She was the inspiration
for this work of art,

our own renaissance period.

And I'm going to present to you,

the masterpiece,
Nicole's vagina.

Being a gay man, I've
never been around a vagina.

I mean, I haven't really
been around a lot.

Hey,
Jimmy you're okay.

Come on, Layla.

We're gonna go break through

the mental placenta and rebirth.

I took the plunge,
went up the slide

and I shot right out.

And I was like, this
is what it feels like

to be back in my mom's
womb and coming out.

But I actually think I
was a C-section baby.

So I'm not really sure if
that really relates to that.

Go, go, go.

Ooh, la, la.

Ooh, la, la, come
on down the slide.

Go.

He'd commissioned an
artist to sculpt the vagina

in the liking of a
famous porn star.

$25,000.

I'm really proud of this.

I love Gordon and I love Reboot.

I'm really, really happy to
support his work with my art.

But he was blowing
through our budget.

How bad was it?

It's never good when you
gotta call the producer

and ask for more.

But as we know from the secret,

when you need something,
it magically appears.

Don't you worry, Coop.

We'll take good care of her.

Okay. Bye.

- So we have her for the shoot.
- No freaking way, man.

- It's not that big a deal.
- Dude, we give in now,

we've lost the
whole damn project.

You're being a
little dramatic.

- Dramatic?
- Yeah.

It's the same
producer shit as always.

Dangle the money and
dance monkey dance.

Come on. She's
just an actress.

- Oh, an actress.
- Plus she has

- production experience.
- Come on!

She's a failed actress
and a wannabe producer.

She's a charity case, gonna
poke her nose in our shit.

So you got something
to hide, 'cause I don't.

Seymour, she's his niece.

You know the rule.

What do you care?

We always have a line producer.

- So she's the line producer.
- Horrible idea.

Look, every leader
has a strong second.

A lieutenant.

Someone working things
behind the scenes.

Seymour loved the idea
of having a fluffer.

Not everyone has the luxury

of just shooting and directing.

Someone had to manage
this whole charade.

That was good.

You must be Seymour,
which must make you Danny.

Gordon St. Pierre at
your service, madame.

Dear Lord.

I'm sorry. Why are you filming?

That's how
documentaries are made.

Yeah, I didn't sign up
for a reality TV show.

Okay. Let's take it back.

No.

We're making a groundbreaking
documentary film here.

It's amazing footage.

You're gonna freak
out when you see it.

Okay, let me
clarify something.

I'm doing Cooper a favor.

I don't need this.

I had a recurring role
on "Whistleblowers."

I was a guest star on
"Donnie B. English"

and a judge on
"Canadian Beacon."

Canadian bacon?

- "Canadian Beacon."
- Wow! What's that?

That's funny.

Claire, we're so happy
to have you honestly.

All your experience
we could use.

We're so happy.

Experience.

We said from the beginning

it'd be just him and I
and a second camera guy.

No PAs, no crew that
could leak information.

We couldn't afford
a single slip up.

I thought the producer
was gonna pull the plug

if we didn't hire her.

Isn't that great? Isn't
that what we always wanted?

I saw that.

Dude, what the hell
is wrong with you?

What, man?

She's gonna fuck shit up.

We need the money. Remember?

Air is what we're
going to work on today.

Because from air come?

- Life.
- Life. Excellent.

We are going to not
only take in air,

but we're going
to take in energy.

The white light is gonna come
through with the breathing.

Everyone toes together,
eyes closed, palms out

and breathe in.

Breathe in the energy
and the white light

and come to heart
center, exhale.

Again, breathe in.

And exhale to heart center.

Claire, come on, come on.

You have to get
a lung full, huh?

I'm just gonna
take a look at it.

Claire,.

Take off the shoes, huh?

Let's feel the earth, everyone.

Grab with the toes the grass.

Feel it as we take
another lung full.

Claire, come on.

Dig into the ground and go.

Claire, come on.

Deep breath in.

Again, heart center, blow out.

Deep breath in.

Again on your own.
Claire, come on.

And together.

Everyone, Claire is officially
a member of the camp now.

She did it as a sign.

Come on. What do
we say to Claire?

We say, love and light.

Claire definitely had
a broomstick up her bum.

I am so sorry.

Are you serious right now?

- You almost wet my book.
- I'm very sorry.

This is a very important book.

My mother gave this to me.

I hate using that word,
but she was a raging bitch.

We had to get Claire on board.

Campers were complaining.

Danny was going nuts.

Look, I know she's your
niece and everything.

But if we could please just
remove her from the project.

She's really
messing it up, dude.

No can do.

No can do, compadre.

She is family.

She's jeopardizing the
entire project, Coop.

Look, I know she
can be a tough cookie

but she can be a great asset.

She's fighting
with the campers.

I just saw her inside.

She was fighting with
this dude, Herbert.

Fine.

Fine.

I'll talk to her, okay?

But you guys have
to win her over.

Just tell Seymour to sprinkle
some of his guru magic on her.

A little to the left.

What?

Not you, her.

Oh, no.

I am not having a
romantic dinner with you.

Okay, it's not
a romantic dinner.

Hey, hey.

I will make a deal with you.

Give me three guesses
about you and your life.

For everyone I get right,

you take a step
forward towards me.

I get all three
right, then you stay.

I get even one
wrong, you can go.

Deal?

Okay, fine.

Okay.

You pride yourself as being
this great independent thinker

but you actually don't
trust anyone or anything

unless you have
definitive proof.

Sometimes, not always,

you doubt the choices
you've made in life.

Yes. Even confident Claire.

You have like this unbelievable
amount of unused potential

that somehow you haven't
taken advantage of.

Okay, Ms. Cleo.

You got me.

Thank you for humoring me.

God, is it really that simple?

A sucker born every day.

Look, were not psychics.

But, yeah.

I mean, if we can show
that not even just suckers,

but regular people,
smart, freethinking people

can be susceptible to these
con men and con women,

well, we'll have made something
great, wouldn't we have?

And what about you?

You're an actress, right?

Why not have the perfect
role for yourself?

I'll make you a deal.

You teach a session
tomorrow, see how it feels.

If you like it, you stay.

If you don't, you go.

Okay.

I will.

Was this like closing
the deal for you?

I just don't eat carbs.

Oh! Right.

Mistake numero uno.

Are you going to just stand
there and resist everything?

Because if that's
what you're gonna do,

you might as well sit down.

I just can't look at you.

- Get up.
- Okay.

Do you always do what
people tell you to do?

I don't know.

What uncomfortable thing
are you willing to do

to get closer to your bliss?

Oh, God!

I'll sing.

Because you're afraid
of what people will think?

No, I just really
hate my voice.

Are we going to
make Anita feel bad?

- No.
- Come on, gang.

We love Anita.

We love Anita.

We love you.

We love Anita.

We love Anita.

- So, Anita, what song are you going to sing?
- Deep breath.

? Hello, my honey ?

? Hello, my baby ?

? Hello, my ragtime gal ?

? Send me a kiss by wire ?

? Baby, my heart's on fire ?

? If you release me ?

? Baby, you'll lose me ?

? Hey, you'll
be left alone ?

? Oh baby cell phone ?

? And tell me I'm your own ?

Oh, and big finish.

Yeah, Anita.

It's fantastic.

Fantastic. Fantastic.

- Sit on down.
- Excellent effort.

Let me get the visor.

- Excellent. Excellent.
- All right, who's next?

You.

From that point
on, she was in.

I mean, she pulled
a complete 180.

Herbert has something
very important

he'd like to share.

I did what you told me.

I left Marissa.

Here. Take it.

I don't want it anymore.

Throw it away.

No more viruses for me.

And I'm moving in.

Yeah, reboot 24/7.

That's what I need.

I'm staying.

Okay.

Okay.

We'll talk about this.

Okay, Herbert?

Come on, Herbie.

Chop, Chop.

Lots of things to do.

Danny thinks Claire
put Herbert up to it.

Did his
presence in the house

affect your project?

Well, not at first,
but in hindsight,

we should never let him move in.

Why?

Because it gave Claire
her first disciple.

At that point, we'd
been running the camp,

shooting the
documentary for months.

I was exhausted.

Seymour was exhausted.

Claire just turned
it up a notch.

You really don't
know how lucky you are

to have access to Gordon.

I mean, he really is much more
enlightened than he leads on.

I really shouldn't be
telling you this story

but Gordon saved my leg.

I was in the middle
of a nasty divorce

and my ex had taken
all my savings

and changed the lock
to our apartment.

So I had lunch at a diner.

I ended up reading a book
that someone had left.

It's funny how sometimes
books find us, don't they?

Yeah.

This one was called,
"I Love Dick."

It was about female
struggle for power.

It inspired me to go for a hike

through the national park
where I met some hikers

that invited me
to come with them

to a designated dark sky area,

which is basically a spot
with no light pollution.

All of a sudden, something
scraped across my legs.

Something bit me.

So I jumped up and
fell right back down.

In the matter of minutes,
I had a 100-degree fever.

I was shivering and we
were one full day hike away

from my car and right there,

I just lost all feeling in
my legs and just passed out.

Turns out Gordon was
one of the hikers.

No way.

And he performed a
cleansing ritual on my leg.

And the next morning I
woke up feeling brand new.

It's amazing.

If it weren't for Gordon,
I'd be in a wheelchair.

And here I am.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

The more unbelievable
the stories

about the leader's greatness,

the more followers believe it

because it confirms
their dedication.

It tells them, I'm in the
presence of greatness.

Fantastic.

Fantastic. Yeah.

Yeah.

Life-changing.

My mates told me you
could fix my problems.

Stand up onto this...

Stand up.

- What? On this thing?
- Oh yeah.

Yeah, go on.

Do I look the
same or do I look different?

Oh, now you look small,
'cause I'm looking at-

Aha!

Now sit again.

Breathin' and standing on
a sofa is not gonna fix it.

It's the women.

It's the women.

There's too many.

I think the problem
is the talking.

The talking.

They talk, I can't shut 'em up.

You cannot hear
if you are talking.

If we change the way
we look at things,

the things we look
at, they change.

- Are you all right?
- How do you feel?

It was my pleasure to help you.

Love and light.

What?

That's the answer.

Stand on a sofa.

Stand on a sofa.

Yes.

He explained to me
that standing on a sofa

can change everything.

Everything.

And that's why

you're standing on a sofa now?

Because he healed me.

To most of us, he was
more than just a guy.

He was our spiritual leader.

Feel nature through
the fingertips.

Bless you, my son.

- Yeah, thank you.
- Bless you.

So much love for all of you.

You're fantastic all of you.

Claire approached me about
doing this special effect.

She wanted to have
Gordon walk on water.

It's ridiculous.

I mean, it's easy.

You use some clear
plexi and whatever

but I told her it's too hokey.

Danny was becoming
more and more negative.

If we can feature
her a little more.

- Sex sells.
- Oh, guys.

That's all I'm saying.

Boy, do I have a
surprise for you?

Check it out.

What the hell is this?

It's called
"Rebooting Your Bliss."

Yeah, I
can read, Claire.

What's it supposed to be?

Okay, chill.

Every organization
has its manual.

That's all it is.

Manual? Where do you get
all the materials for this?

Oh, Seymour was kind
enough to give me his notes.

Right, Seymour?

You knew about this, bro?

We could use handouts.

Handouts? This is
a fucking hard cover.

I mean, anything Claire said,
he would just shut it down.

One day, I went out
to get some equipment

but I left my wallet.

So I went back.

He was glistening
like a stuck pig.

Were
they having an affair?

He sure loved the attention.

An affair?

No.

I mean, not really.

Danny
thinks you might have.

He was pawing her like
a horny little shitzu.

It was embarrassing.

It went on like
that for awhile.

I tried to reason
with my brother.

He was not listening.

But then, I ran into Grace.

Danny was really
concerned about Seymour.

He felt that Claire was
taking over the project

and he didn't know what to do.

He didn't want to
abandon his brother.

And she sends me this
photo, this stupid cat photo.

I sent him this photo.

But I hung in there.

Can't believe I sent him that.

This lady beside me,
she had this little case.

And inside that case
where two chihuahuas.

Two male chihuahuas.

And those two chihuahuas,

they started fornicatin'
right there on the plane.

And I'm saying, "God, how can
I concentrate on the gospel?

How can I concentrate
on my sermon

when I'm sitting here witnessing
gay canine fornication?"

And he said, "Son, here's
what you need to do.

You need to get yourself
your own aeroplane."

I said, "God, I'm a
man of simple means.

I can't afford an
aeroplane, God."

And he said, "Talk to
your congregation."

Sects sell.

They're financed through
member contributions.

The lifestyles of some
of these plastic shamans

are extraordinary.

Exotic car collections,
private jets.

They heard what God said,
and they reached down deep

and they provided.

They provided me
with this aeroplane,

and here we are today with mags
and I can get there faster.

I can get there before
the fornicators.

I can get there
before the demons

and I can spread
God's good word.

And if they're designated a
religion, it's even tax-free.

How many copies did you make?

- A thousand.
- A thousand?

- Uh-huh.
- What for?

$24 and 99 cents per copy.

We'll be making 25 grand
selling these puppies.

We are not making
money off these people.

Period. It's part of the rules.

Rules are meant to be broken.

If ethical issues aren't
enough, think legal, Claire.

All right, let's
just hear her out.

- Yes.
- I'm not hearing her out.

Do you both have a
major malfunction?

This is a documentary, Seymour.

It's not real. Get
your head straight.

What if Cooper pulls funding?

Would you do it then?

We are not making
money off these people.

Period.

You're not helping very much
when you're ripping them off.

But how can you help people
unless you have the time

and the gift to help
and it takes your life?

We were proving our premise
way beyond the original idea.

The key rule was, do
not take their money.

And isn't that
what film is about?

Pushing the boundaries?

Make sure you get this.

Hey, Seymour.

Hey, bro.

How's it going?

Good, good, good.

Good.

Look, see.

It's time to pull the plug, man.

You know what, Danny? You're
bringing everybody down.

Maybe it's you should
take a few weeks off.

We're going down a
very slippery path.

Well, good, 'cause
that's what art is.

It's slippery. It's challenging.

Don't fucking
patronize me, Seymour.

I know what art is.

Well then, you
know we're doing

something groundbreaking here.

Nobody's shot
anything like this.

Isn't that what
we're doing here?

To make something
groundbreaking?

It was groundbreaking.

Now you're standing here
in this weird ass pose

holding a dolphin?

Fuck off, Danny.

I'm not the bad guy here.

To be honest, I had my
doubts about Seymour at first.

Danny, no.

He was the real deal.

You know, he had that
filmmaker's obsession.

We always liked Danny.

I feel like you really
connected with Danny.

Who's Danny?

Danny loved cameras.

He was a quiet boy.

Didn't do a sport
like the other kids.

We mostly ran
around the backyard

doing these little short films.

When he got into
the film school,

the first person that
he called was Sims.

That's what he
called his brother.

He was so proud when
he got into Cal Arts.

I mean, Danny was gonna
be the next Tim Burton.

Dropping out of Cal Arts
was a huge blow for him.

His dad was pushing his
buttons, so he left.

He sleep in our guest
room for months.

He ended up in production,
but local production.

You know, like commercial for
a car dealership, furniture.

To Danny, Reboot
Camp was his way out

of furniture commercial hell.

I couldn't let him give that up.

We always had differences
of opinion, man.

I mean, it's part of
the creative process,

but I did wanna make
a groundbreaking film.

So I decided to
remain open-minded,

take some time
off, clear my head.

However, I left a couple
hidden cameras behind.

Yeah.

Why, hello.
It's so good to see you.

Oh, nice to see you.

Hello, monsieur Ja.

How you doing, man?

Hello. Hello, Mr. Koech.

- How are you?
- How are you?

- Good, good.
- So good to see you.

I'm happy you can make it today.

Heard so many
things about you.

Yes, thank you.

Yes, from this young
lady. It's fantastic.

She's my angel, Claire.

She really talked you up.

I'll tell you that.

She's really the brains
behind the operation.

It's been really wonderful.

It's actually Cooper's house.

Yeah, nice.
I'm feeling the love. Look at those eyes.

And then let's go, like,
let's do like a thing...

There's a heightened
level of narcissism

with celebrities, that
everybody's looking at me

and everyone's talking about me.

So I think it was especially
effective for celebrities.

You know, Hollywood
is a tough town.

It's very hard.

And you gotta take any
advantage you can get.

And you know, some of the things
you were saying last night

and like that some of
the things you've done

and working with
some of my friends,

it seems to have
elevated their career.

And so I'm looking
to possibly level up.

We don't get to what
we want, and it's hey!

I have a lot of anger.

- A lot of anger?
- Yeah.

And how do you
deal with this anger?

I'll break things.

I hate my neighbor and
I'll break shit of his.

I learned something very
important about anger.

All right, here it comes.

There was a mosquito
on my testicle.

Now, the first reaction
is, oh, there's a mosquito.

You don't want
to hit your balls.

And I learned on that day,

do not respond to
anger with violence.

Took me six months to
recover from that mosquito.

I had a similar incident.

Yes, please.

I put like Bengay
too close to my leg

and it got to my balls.

Yeah. Worst feeling
in the world.

It is the fire, huh.

Yeah, yeah.

Fire on the balls.

Yeah. Fire on the balls.

It's not good. Not good.

Not good.

- This is why we're talking.
- This is why I came

to you, guru, because I
have anger issues too, guru.

I wanna get rid of the
anger once and for all.

What we're gonna do is we're
gonna make the angry face.

Okay.

- All right.
- Let's make the angry face.

All the shit, which
we want to get rid of,

I'm gonna put it on the Polaroid

and we're gonna
throw the paper away.

Just like that?

Just like this. Okay?

Well, I'm going to start
with you, Mr. Koech.

Oh, that was a fantastic face.

- Mr. Ja.
- I was not happy at all.

Oh, that's a good face.

I like it.

It is nice.

This is your Polaroid.

So guys, this may take a
few seconds to start up.

Yeah. Yeah.

I want to work on
an exercise for you.

It's been very effective
for the people in the camp.

I'm going to demonstrate.

It's very simple.

We bring in the white light.

And as we exhale.

Fuck shit. Fuck
shit, motherfucker.

Fuck shit, fuck!

Fuck, motherfucker.

Cocksucker.

Fuck shit, cocksucker.

- Shit, bitch.
- Let it out. Come on, Koech.

Fucking shit, cocksucker.

Yeah!

Motherfucker you
shit bitch cunt shit.

Motherfucking,
cock-sucking son of a bitch.

Fuck you!

- Oh, guys.
- Love it.

High five, high five.

Fantastic!

Wow, that was effective.

And I didn't know if this stuff
was gonna work, but it did.

I think angry yoga
really worked.

I mean, I think Ja Rule and
David Koechner especially

had a complete breakthrough
with the angry yoga.

Okay, let us see now
where the picture's at.

Can I see the angry face?

Ja, what do you see?

What do you see when you
look at this angry face?

I see...

? I see dreams of blue ?

? And colors of white ?

? And as I see ?

? The darkness of night ?

? And I think to myself ?

Fuck shit, fuck shit, fuck shit.

- Motherfucker.
- Fuck shit up, motherfucker.

We're gonna fuck shit up.

One.

Two.

Three.

Fuck shit!

Funny enough, the reality
stars were a problem.

Poo!

This is shit and this
is what you need.

More shit.

I don't know what it is

with that particular
group of people.

I couldn't quite crack them.

- Yes. Okay.
- Do another color.

I'm getting there.

- Yes, there.
- I might cry.

I've noticed a common
theme from your painting,

and that is the poo poo.

What is your obsession
with the poopoo?

I feel like people
really let go of things

through the anus.

- The anus?
- Yes.

People are telling me
you're fighting on the TV.

Why are you fighting?

See, the thing is is
that I'm always right?

And people think that I'm
wrong, but I'm always right.

It is more
important to be happy

than to be right.

I'm happy when I poop.

You are a wonderful
human being.

Thank you.

And don't let the
virus clog the mind

of the things that you
think are right or wrong,

but just be okay with right now,

who you are in this moment.

I'm really hot.

Yes. You're very nice.

I love myself.

Self-love is good.

I think they are
just on another level

of narcissistic way of life

that even I couldn't crack.

This Johnny Bananas
was quite bananas.

Trust.

Trust.

- Gordon, you want gum?
- Johnny, it's not nice.

- What are you doing?
- All this gum right here.

No, I can't take your gum.

Hey, Johnny.

No, I'm also a germaphobe.

She want gum.

You want me to stop?

No. This needs to fucking stop.

- This is all fake.
- This is my true brother.

There's no one way like
fake your fucking accent.

Listen, you guys are
all being conned.

You're better off
lighting $500 on fire.

This is a sleep-away camp
of morons, all right?

Okay, go. Bye. Bye.

Namaste this, motherfuckers.

I thought, Jeez.

I think this guy is like
ready to go with me.

And luckily we got them
out of there pretty quickly

before they could infect
the rest of the camp.

Thank you for being
part of this world now with us.

We look forward to
having you around.

Oh, we're part of this world?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, yeah. We're in this.

We're in this.

It's great.

Yes, listen to your husband.

You know, we can give him
a ride down the vagina slide

in a preparation for what's
coming out of the stomach

through the canal.

You could really
channel your child.

That'll help me
get over my fear.

You know the fear of
the, fear of all the...

It's a baby.

It is a fantastic experience.

Oh, the brownies are nice, huh?

Where is sugar
that brown again.

Oh, looking nice,
looking brownies.

Yeah, very nice.

Don't mind if I do.

Oh,.

I may take one.

I really needed
to get me a brownie

before that camera gets here.

Wait, wait, wait.

? Let me show you who I am ?

? Time to live it up ?

? You can give it up
for one more night ?

? Feeling getting higher ?

I'd taken a few weeks
off to clear my head.

When I was finally
ready to come back,

I didn't tell anyone.

I wanted it to be a surprise.

Oh my God.

- That was so close.
- Oh my God, Danny.

Danny.

Danny, where you been, bro?

Good to see you.

Hey.

Marissa and Laryssa, who? Huh?

- Danny.
- Danny.

Oh my God. We missed you.

I knew you'd come back.

- Hey, come into the party.
- You're just in time

for the party, come on.

? Say whatever 'cause it's
still right behind me ?

- Babe.
- What?

You're pregnant.

Oh yeah.

Cheers.

Hey, man.

What is this?

We have celebrities now?

Hey.

Yeah, Claire thought it would
be good for the documentary.

Hello.

So she's
directing the film now?

Come on, man. You've
been gone for two weeks.

Gordon! Gordon, come here.

Okay,.

I'm gonna go over there.

Have a nice time.

Hey, guys.

Hello. Hello.

Seymour basically
let Claire take over.

We had created a cult.

Seymour wasn't Gordon anymore.

He was now the Sherpa.

What's funny is, he
didn't even see the irony.

She renamed him.

He's a Sherpa?

Well,
that's what I thought

you camp members called him.

Oh, I thought a Sherpa
helps you summit Everest.

But didn't you
climb some of your problems?

Oh, that's interesting.

Wow. I
hadn't thought of it that way.

Yeah.

Cult leaders
often rename members

to strip them of their identity.

It has a very deep,
psychological side effect

because our parents name us.

So assigning names asserts
the leader as a parent.

It's very powerful.

I think that's what
happened with Claire.

You know, she's so
strikingly beautiful

and powerful and smart

that she just seems
special and amazing.

And she makes you feel
special and amazing.

Sherpa Gordon is
now going to lead us

through a very
spiritual meditation.

- Oh my God.
- Thank you so much.

I want you to raise the
arms as one, up into the air.

And then Seymour
showed me some footage

they captured during my absence.

He was quite proud of it.

Anita, what color do
you have under there?

I have on black.

Good. Take off your blouse.

You knew today was black day.

We don't want any
color pollution.

- Right?
- Oh, I'm sorry.

But I thought that I
could just kinda...

Take it off.

All right, everyone.

We are all going to do
a fantastic exercise-

Claire, I'm sorry.

I'm actually really not
comfortable with that.

Reboot Camp only works if
everyone is 100% on board.

Am I right?

Gordon pushed us
past our comfort zones,

but she was a drill sergeant.

She actually enjoyed
bossing people around.

Especially me.

We're gonna take a deep inhale

from all the way down.

Deep inhale.

And as we exhale,
we're gonna go, reboot.

Reboot.

Inhale.

- Reboot.
- Reboot.

Inhale. Keep going.

Reboot.

Faster.

Reboot.

Keep going.

Reboot.

And faster.

Reboot.

Reboot.

- Faster.
- Reboot.

Is this normal to you?

'cause this is not
normal, Seymour.

It's like the
Stanford experiment.

Fuck the Stanford experiment.

We've proven plenty of points.

- It's time to end this.
- All right, take a breath.

Guys, guys, guys.

You don't realize what
you've created here.

Oh God.

Deepak Chopra is
worth $100 million.

Tony Robbins, half a billion.

So? What's your point?

The Moonies guy's
worth a billion.

Doesn't mean we should
create a cult to get rich.

Not a cult.

A real self-help organization.

I don't know about you guys,
but I am sick and tired

of chasing the carrot.

I am sick and tired of
begging Cooper for a job.

I'm done with the bit parts.

Guys, we have
great footage here.

This documentary is
gonna do very well.

This is not funny.

Oh yeah? And what if it flops?

You wanna go back to shooting
furniture commercials?

Listen, think about it.

Books.

Events.

Retreats.

It'll fund your future.

You can shoot
whatever film you want

without some asshole producer
telling you what to do.

And the best part, we're
actually helping people.

It's the ultimate win-win.

Did you consider
ditching the film project

and continuing the cult?

You mean the self-help empire?

Danny thinks she did.

Danny's an amazing kid.

You know?

I don't think he's got
a bad bone in his body.

And that's the
worst part for me.

Losing my brother over this.

Claire was doing to me

what I was doing to
these poor people.

I just didn't wanna see it.

To capture that,

that was pure luck.

Danny showed me the footage.

She's fleecing
people and he's seeing

a cinematic masterpiece
unfolding in front of his eyes.

And what does he do?

He goes and shows Claire
the hidden camera footage.

He betrayed you?

I think he
underestimated Claire's capacity

for self preservation.

All the love, let it out.

Let it out.

In the state of
California, it is unlawful

for any person to videotape film

or digitally record
another person

without that person's consent.

Claire,
you're in my shot.

In a bathroom,
bedroom or any location

where a person has a reasonable
expectation of privacy.

And especially if the person
is urinating, defecating,

undressing, nude, or involved
in sexual intercourse.

- Hey, what?
- Hey, hey.

What's going on here?

Your little brother's a
pervert. That's what's going on.

What?

This is bullshit.

Oh yeah? And how
do you explain this?

He set up hidden
cameras in the bathroom

and recorded people
doing all kinds of stuff.

Yeah, right.

No, I didn't, Sims.

Dude, why would you...

This is disgusting.

I didn't do that.

I didn't believe it.

I still don't believe it.

He was such a nice, quiet boy.

Yeah, they usually are.

They were making a documentary

and he was taping
people having sex.

That's what they say.

But to me, he was just-

One word.

Peeping Tom.

That's two words.

Everything happens
for a reason.

What does that even mean?

It means don't do
the crime if you can't-

Shut up.

Shut up?

Never underestimate the
power of stupid people

in large groups.

Oh yeah.

Well, you joined too, asshole.

Anyway, Danny
was an awesome guy.

I mean, super talented.

He had to have been set up.

That's right.

- It's just that simple.
- Absolutely.

Live by the sword,
die by the sword.

Right?

Where else can you hike in
the middle of a major city?

Do you believe
Danny was set up by Claire?

Do you see that haze?

That's not small.

That's the spirit of all
the dreams of everyone

that comes here
looking for success.

God, I love LA.

I still had all this unresolved
stuff with Grace, right?

Because she was my
wife and I trusted her.

But then I discovered
all this crap.

And I figured, well,
she lied to me.

So why not Danny?

She Photoshopped
the background,

made it look like I
installed the cameras.

It's pretty good.

Why didn't
you show it to Seymour?

He sided with the enemy, man.

And I was love bombed.

Claire love bombed me

and turned me into
one of her disciples.

I was done?

I was done.

The whole project
turned into a con.

But it was a
con from the very beginning.

You must have seen the irony.

He's my brother,
and I took her side.

And that's just wrong.

? I've been waiting here ?

? Chicken scratch
bears come to pass ?

? As I have ripped
the last of me ?

? Can't you see ?

? I've been wasting here ?

? And I've been
wasting here ?

? I forgot how to breathe ?

There's this saying.

You don't know you're in a
cult until the last 10 minutes.

My last 10 minutes happened
a few days after Danny left.

I have some very shocking
news, but I feel like,

I can't keep the
secret much longer,

but I spotted Danny
placing some cameras

all over the mansion and look,

it turns out he's...

- Oh my God.
- He's quite the pervert.

- Oh my gosh.
- I have the pictures

- and videos to prove it.
- No, you don't.

No, you don't.

Wait a second. I think
this is very inappropriate.

No, don't even look at it.

It hurts out as
much as you do.

Danny's a dear friend of mine.

Danny's a good friend
of mine, I love Danny.

So I finally put all
the pieces together and realized

that she doctored this
footage and set Danny up.

The original plan was we were
gonna end this documentary

with a bang.

Have this big screening
where we show the film

to the campers and then
reveal that it was all fake,

and let them peek
behind the curtain

and see all this behind
the scenes footage.

Now, I had to improvise.

Maisey, I wanted to
talk to you first,

because you are my
most loyal camper.

Really, truly.

I'm not Sherpa Gordon.

My name is Seymour Barr.

And none of this is real.

Thank you, Sherpa.

No, no, no.

I'm not the Sherpa.

I'm a filmmaker.

Do you understand?

Look, I've got
some footage here.

I'm really sorry.

You.

Oh, you are one sly
fox, Sherpa Gordon.

What? No.

This is it, isn't it?

- No.
- This is it, right?

This is the big virus removal.

No, listen, this
is a documentary.

This is just a film.

- Thank you.
- And this, the Reboot Camp...

Thank you.

Yeah.

You really are the best.

No.

I can't believe
that I made it.

I made it up, Maisey.

I've been working so hard
and you've been helping me

every step of the way.

I can't believe this.

And this accent
on you is amazing.

No, this is me.

- The other guy was the accent.
- Thank you.

I approached
two other members.

Same thing.

They would not believe me.

They thought it was
all part of the reboot.

So I called Claire
in for a meeting.

How do you
explain Stockholm syndrome?

They are weak.

They wanna be told what to do.

Our product is telling
them what to do.

Books, videos,
seminars, retreats.

They pay every antivirus
session, 200 bucks.

And then, you're
gonna love this.

We expand the reboot diet

with fricking
reboot supplements.

That's genius.

Well, we're gonna
have to change locations

'cause it's Cooper's house.

You can
get acreage for cheap

around Kagel Canyon.

We'll build a wellness ranch.

What do
we do about Cooper?

About the documentary?

Don't
worry about Cooper.

He loved the documentary,
but he loves money even more.

I say, "Claire, big idea.

Let's get everyone together,

make a big announcement
of how we're moving

to our permanent location.

And she bought it.

So, the plan was once she
had everybody out there,

I would then reveal the truth.

The problem is, Maisey
spoke to her first.

Hello, Reboot Campers.

We have gathered here today
because we have a very big

and important
announcement to make.

We have decided to move
our beautiful retreat

to a permanent new location.

Thank you.

We have a very big
secret to reveal today.

And that secret is...

Is that this is all
just an illusion.

My name is not
Gordon St. Pierre.

It's Seymour Barr.

And this is just a
documentary film.

It's not real.

I mean, I can show
you everything.

We've got it on tape from
how I came up with the name,

Gordon St. Pierre,
to this outfit that is definitely not me.

This is more me.

And even how we came up with
the whole Reboot Camp idea.

I'm sorry, but this is a scam.

So just come with me inside.

I'm gonna show you
guys some footage

and you'll understand how
this whole thing went down.

And again, I'm really sorry.

Bravo!

Bravo, Sherpa Gordon.

- You just blow us away.
- No, no.

- No, don't listen to her.
- Final reboot.

- No, no, guys.
- There you go.

Guys, listen to me.

- I'm American.
- Thank you so much.

Let's all give him
a hug. Come on.

There is no Gordon.

There is no Sherpa.

Sherpa!

Sherpa!

Sherpa!

Sherpa!

Sherpa!

Sherpa!

Sherpa!

- Sherpa!
- No.

- Sherpa!
- No Sherpa.

- Sherpa!
- There's no Sherpa.

- Sherpa!
- Not Sherpa.

- Sherpa!
- Not Sherpa.

Sherpa!

Sherpa!

You guys, come on.

Sherpa!

Sherpa!

Anita,
what was your reaction

when you found out
that Gordon was a fake?

I really wish people
would stop saying that.

It's so silly.

I got excited because I knew.

Something tingled inside
me that said, this is it.

This is the level up.

Okay. Let's go.

Let's power through this.

Which camera can
I look in? This one?

Go fuck yourself, Sherpa Gordon.

You took something away from
me that I thought was real,

and it wasn't.

That
was the beginning,

when I was just turning 30.

Yeah.

Yeah. Good times.

We're younger and skinnier.

A lot skinnier.

Me.

You look the same.

No. Well...

So anyway, Seymour called
me that night desperate,

asked me to pick him up.

Yes, and I told
her everything.

I didn't show him that
hang in there kitty photo.

Thank God.

It's funny that it took
a riff with his brother

for actually to reconnect.

So are you
two back together again?

No, no, no, no.
We're just friends.

Yeah, just friends.

But she is paying me back
some of the money she owes me.

Yes, Grace is a life...

- Coach.
- Coach, a life coach.

That's a thing.

And apparently pays
a lot of money.

I actually get to use
everything I learned

at those seminars.

So it wasn't all bullshit.

No. Not all of it.

Just most of it?

Just a little bit.

Seymour,
how long has it been

since you last spoke
to your brother?

It's been a little while.

You know, I'm the big brother.

I should have taken his
side no matter what,

and I did not.

It's just, Claire showed
me this bathroom footage

and it was so incriminating.

I didn't know what
to do with it.

I spoke to him recently

and he doesn't blame
you for what happened.

I just thought he
should tell you himself.

Look at this guy.

That the face of a
cult leader or what?

You look good, little bro.

You too, man.

Oh, dude.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm really sorry I let
someone get between us.

Shut up, man.

We both fucked up.

Yeah.

Danny, do
you maintain your innocence?

We both ended up
doing the exact opposite

of what we intended.

We're both guilty of that.

No, I
meant recording people

in the bathroom.

I was played.
Plain and simple.

Those were my cameras.

Just wasn't me who planted them.

Yeah. He was played.

Come here. I wanna
show you something.

So, the cult is now
over 300 members.

Look at this shit.

Wow.

Yeah.

- Crazy.
- Right?

She calls it the
Reboot Collective.

It's got a nice
ring to it.

So brother man.

Yeah.

Let's say you and I
finish what we started here.

- You took the last drive.
- Hell yeah!

What, did you think I
was gonna leave it there?

I'm assuming Cooper's
out of the picture.

Cooper is out, but we have
a new executive producer

who's much prettier.

Yeah.

Grace decided not to pay me back

the money she owes me in cash,

but she is funding the
completion of our documentary.

Wow!

Thank you. Thank you.

It's the least I can do.

I'm a little verklempt
over here.

Sir?

Sir, good morning, sir.

Looking for your
wide emotional baggage?

No.

So we found out that
they were proselytizing

at this supermarket parking lot.

Now, proselytizing has two
values for cult leaders.

One, obviously it gets
them new recruits,

but the other is
the art of pitching

actually connects the camper
more to the whole thing.

And here we go.

We can't talk to you.

What?

- Crystal, come on, it's me.
- I'm sorry.

- Listen.
- We can't talk to you.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

We approached over 100 people.

No one wanted to hear what
we had to say.

Who the fuck is this guy?

Is he a bodyguard or something?

She got bodyguards now?

She got bodyguard? Jesus.

What is that? Look at this car.

All right, all right.

He's taking off.

Wait, so that's Claire.

Let's go.

Holy shit.

Claire!

Hey, Claire.

Claire, can we talk?

Hey, pervert.

We even had a drone fly
over and drop off flyers,

and nothing.

Did
anyone talk to you?

Okay, there's someone.

Who is it?

Looks like Herbert.

- Is that Herb?
- Yeah.

- Hey, Herb.
- Hey, bud.

How are you?

Hi.

What's up, brother?

Herb.

How may I help you gentlemen?

Well, Herb, it's us.

Thank you, we're
all stocked up here

and we don't take solicitations.

No, Herbert it's
me, Seymour and Danny.

We wanna talk to you, man.

With all due
respect, I must go.

Have an enchanted day.

And love and light.

- Herbert, come on, man.
- Herb, are you joking?

Dude...

It's a scam, Herbert.

Don't listen to her.

Herb, it's not real.

Come on, dude.
Just talk to us.

Herb.

He's gone, man.

Let's just go.

We'll come back.

After
everything you went through,

what is your biggest takeaway?

Don't hire the
producer's cousin.

- Niece.
- Niece, cousin, whatever.

Don't hire any family
members, period.

To me, we played God
and it bit us in the ass.

You can't mess with people,
even if it's for a good cause.

And the irony is, this
documentary is now about us.

And I think we've proven in
a very painful roundabout way

that anyone,
including yours truly,

can fall prey to a
charismatic leader.

And in the process
we created a cult.

And in the process
we created a cult.

In breaking news,

Gordon St. Pierre
came clean today,

revealing that
Reboot Camp was fake

and created to make a
documentary about it.

While some of his former members

were upset by this announcement,

many others still
remain in the camp,

which is now being led
by a mysterious woman

who goes by the name of Claire.

Welcome to the
Reboot Collective.

A spa for your mind,
a womb for adults,

where I will
personally guide you

to become the best version
of your blissful self.

Claire's a bitch,
Gordon's a god

and Danny needs
to be a freed man.

Danny
is not in prison.

What?

Are you still
in Claire's Reboot Collective?

Of course.

I love Claire. She's awesome.

I offered Claire my
vagina free of charge

and she didn't want it.

Vagina.

We found a way to reconnect.

I do not have
time for this shit.

My time with Gordon is over.

My time with my father is over,

and it is time for my time
with my mother, Claire.

And what would
I say to Claire?

? Hello, my baby ?

? Hello, my honey ?

? Hello, my ragtime gal ?

Take that, Claire.

It's a hall of fame vagina.

I don't get it.

She should have kept it.

I feel the power
of enlightenment.

Fuck that shit, motherfucker.

Thank
you. I feel the power.

Right?

Right?

It's powerful stuff.

Trash, just like
this stupid class.

Where
do you go from here?

Is it always standing
on a sofa now?

Well, I have to buy a sofa

because I don't have a sofa.

So this where I go from
here is probably the store.

You gotta get free.

Yeah?

So that's what this is about.

Please, Amazon, get your copy.

You're with
another self-help group?

Notmycult.org.

It's people who've had bad
experiences with groups.

And, you know, we do like
yoga things in the park

and we all have these blue,
sky blue shirts that we wear.

It's really great. It's
been really helpful.

Can't you-

Can't you tell how
it has affected me?

Well, I
never knew you prior to this,

but you seem happy, enlightened.

Motherfucker, I used
to be loud and shit.

Now, I'm like cool, calm.

You see how quickly
I brought that back?

- Wow.
- You see what he did?

This is what the
guru has done for me.

You see, these cult
leaders are very charming.

Cult leader?

Yes.

It's not a cult. It's a club.

I don't think
he's even French.

Yo, how many
producers does it take

to change a light bulb?

How many?

Good answer?

How many gurus does it take
to change a light bulb?

Answer?

None.

Because change must
come from within.

Love and light.

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? In this dark ?

? I will need ?

? A light our
way back home ?

? Comin' in from the cold ?

? And we'll be
all set free ?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? In this dark ?

? I will need ?

? A light our
way back home ?

? Comin' in from the cold ?

? And we'll be
all set free ?

? Let us go ?

? And set us free ?

? Give us what
we really need ?

? A little love
got you whole ?

? We're burning our souls ?

? And we'll be
all set free ?

? So, set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

? And give us a walk ?

? That we all need ?

? Light our way back home ?

? Comin' in from the cold ?

? And we'll be
all set free ?

? Set us free ?

? Set us free ?

I have another joke.

What do you call a woody
that likes to peck?

Woody, woodpecker.

I'm going to work on this one.

No idea.

It came out of my ass.

So we're going to continue
with the vagina jokes

for your therapy.

What'd you call a
Roman with a big smile

and a pubic hair
between the teeth.

I don't know.

Gladiator.

Glad he ate her.

I have a telephone
call from Mike.

Mike who?

Hunt.

Mike Hunt.

Telephone call for Mike Hunt.

Okay.

Mike Hunt.

That was for porkies.

The diner.

? I just bought a new one ?

? Spinning caught the
thousand just to cruise in ?

? Shorty say she love me ?

? But I swear she
never prove it ?

? I never tell her but
I put it in the music ?

? Well, that's okay ?

? All I wanna do is make
the best of my whole day ?

? Thank the Lord up above ?

? Get the cream
on his side ?

? Make you'd
have to know it ?

? That's the stuff
that I love ?

? We can be friends
if you wanna ?

? We can just talk
if you wanna ?

? We could hold
hands if you wanna ?

? Hey, tell me
what you wanna do ?

? We could just
laugh if you wanna ?

? Laying eyes on the
stars of you wanna ?

? We could just
kiss if you wanna ?

? Hey, tell me
what you wanna do ?

? It's like the
story of my life ?

? Best friend, but we're
rocking all the same things ?

? So you need me but you
really trying to change lanes ?

? Well, I don't even care ?

? Live my life, I don't
got it with no fair ?

? Fighting dragons,
always been a real one ?

? Hate you saying
you showing love ?

? You a real chameleon ?

? Get the facts
freaking straight ?

? Always RNP ?

? We could be friends
if you wanna ?

? We can just talk
if you wanna ?

? We could hold
hands if you wanna ?

? Hey, tell me
what you wanna do ?

? We could just
laugh if you wanna ?

? Laying eyes on the
stars if you wanna ?

? We could just
kiss if you wanna ?

? Hey, tell me
what you wanna do ?

So would you
recommend Reboot Camp to others?

I would.

Actually, I would.

You're a
true convert of Reboot Camp.

Thank you, man.

I appreciate you, man.

All right, all right.

Reboot Camp, baby.

Reboot this bitch.