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(relaxing music)
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- Ethan, I really wanted to thank you
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for taking this time to
connect with me again.
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I know that you've been so busy with work,
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and I know things have
been picking up for you.
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The fact that you were able
to take this time to really,
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- Yeah, me too.
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I'm glad we could connect again and stuff.
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- Things have been getting a little bit
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better for me too, you know?
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- Thanks for coming in tonight.
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I will leave your check here, and I will
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take care of that for you
whenever you're ready.
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- Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
- Sure.
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- She was really wonderful.
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- [Ethan] Yeah, she was great.
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- We should tip her really well.
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- [Ethan] Oh.
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Yeah, okay.
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Oh, boy.
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- Work's been really well.
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- [Ethan] Oh gosh, though.
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Would you mind, baby, just
this time covering it?
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- I never expect you to have to cover me.
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I'm grateful for any time we have.
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We can go Dutch.
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I really don't need
you to pay for my half.
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- I'm going to need
you to go a hundo-Dutch
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this time, like, just solo-Dutch.
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But you did order the tiramisu, so really,
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that's on you anyway, you know?
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- Excuse me.
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- Yes.
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Do you take Mobile Pay?
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- We do not, no, I'm sorry.
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- Sorry, that was a dumb question.
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I'm so sorry.
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You have credit cards, baby.
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Hey.
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Don't embarrass us again like that, okay?
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Wow.
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- I'm sorry.
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- I'm going to try not to
keep you here too much longer.
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I do want to get this meeting wrapped up.
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- Yeah, I'll be-
- Finally.
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- Oh, we have a stupid meeting right now.
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Yeah, no, it's all right, just Ted.
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Okay.
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Oh my god, no way.
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(woman laughing)
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- Would you like to join us?
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- Hey, Ted, seriously?
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- Yeah, we all have lives, too.
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- Yeah, no, sorry.
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- Goodbye.
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- Awesome, all right, see you later, bye.
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- Thank you.
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The last thing that I needed to go over,
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based on the comment cards
from the customers this month.
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- It's heavy.
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- Oh, sorry.
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I need to announce that Stacy
is our Employee of the Month.
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- Oh, again?
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Just kidding, it happens every month.
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- I'll just kind of mention
as we're wrapping up here,
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I am considering implementing
an employee dress code.
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- Why, Ted?
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No.
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- This is just a general announcement.
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This might be in the works.
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I'm just talking about professional dress.
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That's all talking about.
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- What?
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No.
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- We can talk later.
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- No, why would we meet later?
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No, we're all here right now.
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- I will make an announcement-
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- Is this because Autumn
looks like a tool?
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- This has nothing to do with Autumn.
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- [Stacy] So, it has to do with me?
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- [Ted] No, I'm not singling anybody out,
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is what I'm trying to-
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- This is my body shaming boss,
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who thinks that my god-given
body is disgusting.
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- I'm talking about anybody's body.
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I'm just trying to uphold a certain
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professional standard for everyone.
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- Ted, you let Stacy dress
the way Stacy wants to dress.
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I look forward to that every day.
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- [Stacy] Thank you, Roy.
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- Okay, I'm just going to wrap
up this meeting right now.
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I just need one more thing for Autumn.
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I just need to let you know someone
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took a dump and kind of missed the bowl.
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So, if you could clean that up
real quick, that'd be great.
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Thank you so much, thank
you everyone, great meeting.
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- Hey, I'd stay and help you with that,
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but I really got to go.
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But I love you, okay?
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Sorry.
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- I got to go too, but
not as bad as that guy.
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(Roy laughing)
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- He was clearly very disturbed.
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And so I definitely knew
that we needed to focus on-
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- Hey, can I have these?
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Yeah, they're good, I want 'em, so.
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Go on.
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- So yeah, so I guess her
dog died two weeks ago,
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so it was very, very apparent that
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she needed some lower back-
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- Jimmy, what's up, man?
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Get the fuck outta here.
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No.
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- Hey, Autumn.
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- Hi.
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- Hey, can I borrow a dollar?
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Like, maybe?
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Yeah, that's it, thank you.
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- [Ethan] Hey.
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- Hey.
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(upbeat dance music)
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Is everything okay?
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- [Ethan] Yeah, everything's good.
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- It's really loud.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Where are you?
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- [Ethan] Yeah, oh, I'm
at work, I'm at work.
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- Oh, okay, I just thought we
were gonna hang out tonight.
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- [Ethan] Yeah, no it's Jan's
birthday and stuff over here.
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I mean, we're going to
hang out still, but.
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- Oh, okay, so five, 10 minutes?
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- [Ethan] Yeah, no, I mean,
I'll be there in an hour.
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Give me an hour, or so.
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- Oh.
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- [Ethan] It's Jan's birthday.
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- Oh, okay.
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And that's who is in the background?
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- [Ethan] No, that's Chastity.
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- Oh.
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Okay.
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- [Ethan] Hey, I got gotta go.
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Jiminy tits!
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- Oh.
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(Autumn sighing)
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(phone vibrating)
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Hello?
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(upbeat dance music)
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Hello?
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- [Ethan] Ah shit, I butt-dialed her.
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- Hey, bitch.
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- Hey.
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- Wanna go get something to eat?
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- Ah, not tonight, I am beat.
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I have been tired the past three days.
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- Oh, my god.
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Autumn, I think you might be pregnant.
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- What?
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- Hear me out.
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You've been really tired,
you've been super bloated.
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- Oh my god, you noticed, too?
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- Not to mention you have
this amazing glow about you.
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- Oh, thanks.
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- And your tits are huge.
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- They're really sore.
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- Yeah, they look super swollen.
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Hopefully it's nothing.
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- It's nothing.
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- But you should come over to my house.
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I have extra pregnancy
tests, just in case.
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- You'd let me use one
of your pregnancy tests?
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- I want you to come over and
use one of my pregnancy tests.
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What if you find out that it's positive?
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You need your best friend there with you.
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And I mean, it's probably nothing.
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- Yeah, I get like this one I have gluten.
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I swell up.
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- Yeah, exactly, so you probably just
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ate gluten, it's totally fine.
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But if it is something,
we need to find out.
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But then again, weight gain
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is really normal around your age.
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All right, well come meet me up on my car.
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(soft, bright music)
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Hey, bitch.
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I was gonna borrow your favorite shirt
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to go into the color run today, okay?
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Is that cool?
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- Okay.
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- It's probably going to get ruined.
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It's the one with the tassels.
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- Okay.
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(Stacy groaning)
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- Autumn, are you kidding me?
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This is your favorite shirt,
despite how ugly it is.
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You can't just let people walk
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all over you and treat you like crap.
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What I meant to say, is in nine months,
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you're about to have this
come out of your vagina.
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Do you think it's going to be easy?
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Do you think it's just
going to walk on out?
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No, you have to force
it out, Autumn, okay?
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You gotta stop letting people shit on you.
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Ethan shits on you, our boss shits on you.
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Birds shit on you, Autumn.
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Everyone shits on you, and it sucks.
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So, you need to grow a
pair and tell the world,
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nah, nuh-uh, no, no-no.
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The baby deserves to have a strong mommy,
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and you have to do that.
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- Okay.
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- Stop fighting with me,
it's bad for the baby.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Apology accepted.
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- I'm gonna have a child.
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I have to support a child.
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My parents are going to be so proud now,
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because not only did I
not go to medical school,
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I became a masseuse, got
pregnant, had a child
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with Ethan, and you know what?
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My parents, they think
I just touch people.
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We go on family reunions,
they say, what does Autumn do?
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Oh, she touches people.
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- Well, you do touch people for
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your living, so they're not wrong.
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Okay.
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Um, excuse me?
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This is a hand-blown
glass coaster from Mexico.
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Don't put your piss-stick all over it.
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Coasters are for drinks.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Anyways, you need to tell Ethan.
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You should call him and tell him.
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Just rip it off like a band-aid.
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- Oh my god, we were doing so well.
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- Were you?
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- You think I should call him?
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- Oh yeah.
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I would not tell him in person.
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Oh, god no.
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- Why not?
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It'd make it more genuine, right?
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- No, are you kidding?
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Haven't you ever seen
those murder mystery shows?
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Women will tell their husbands
that they're pregnant,
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and then they wind up dead, Autumn.
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No mystery there, the husbands did it.
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- Oh my god, I don't want to die.
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- Tell him, let him absorb
it, let him calm down.
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- Okay, I'll call him.
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It'll be fine.
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- Oh yeah, and then, you
guys can live together
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happily ever after, and shit like that.
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- This could fix everything.
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- Well, yeah, it's a good
thing to be positive.
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(seatbelts clicking)
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Not going to start this
car until you call him.
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- It's ringing.
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- Yeah.
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Is he answering?
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- It's still ring, hello?
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Hey babe.
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00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:28,150
I kind of need to talk to you
about something important.
265
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:33,883
Do you mind turning it off, or muting it?
266
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,862
Yeah, you can turn it down.
267
00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:41,362
One notch is fine.
268
00:11:42,641 --> 00:11:45,308
Anyways, so, everything is fine.
269
00:11:46,544 --> 00:11:49,454
I just have some really exciting news.
270
00:11:49,454 --> 00:11:51,629
- Don't lie to him.
271
00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:52,462
Don't lie.
272
00:11:55,355 --> 00:11:56,605
- I'm pregnant.
273
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,036
- Did he hang up?
274
00:12:04,036 --> 00:12:06,830
- No, no, it's just spotty service.
275
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:10,247
The house has horrible service across it.
276
00:12:11,488 --> 00:12:13,098
In fact, the whole area.
277
00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:14,648
- Yeah, okay, that's fine.
278
00:12:14,648 --> 00:12:17,720
But then why isn't he calling you back?
279
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,560
- It's the bad service, he probably
280
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:22,928
is trying, and it won't connect.
281
00:12:22,928 --> 00:12:25,840
- Okay, so you just gave him
like huge life-changing news,
282
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,073
and he's not trying to find a
good area to call you back in?
283
00:12:29,073 --> 00:12:31,293
- He was preoccupied, he was in his spot.
284
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,626
- Oh yeah, okay.
285
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,362
Well, call him back.
286
00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:36,972
- Okay.
- It connected once before,
287
00:12:36,972 --> 00:12:38,411
it should be able to connect again.
288
00:12:38,411 --> 00:12:40,466
You should be able to,
289
00:12:40,466 --> 00:12:44,516
- Well, unless the service is just iffy.
290
00:12:44,516 --> 00:12:46,016
- Yeah, we'll see.
291
00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:55,330
Sent to voicemail?
292
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,661
- Yeah, it's just bad service.
293
00:12:58,661 --> 00:12:59,494
- Hmm.
294
00:13:00,703 --> 00:13:05,120
Okay, well I guess we'll
just have to go there, then.
295
00:13:07,184 --> 00:13:09,103
(engine humming)
296
00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:11,265
(Autumn sighing)
297
00:13:11,265 --> 00:13:12,265
- I am safe.
298
00:13:15,119 --> 00:13:16,369
I am protected.
299
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,632
I am going to be okay.
300
00:13:25,169 --> 00:13:26,307
I'm gonna die.
301
00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:29,559
No, I'm not gonna die, I'm fine.
302
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,392
I am safe.
303
00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:33,115
Okay.
304
00:13:33,115 --> 00:13:36,198
(soft, bright music)
305
00:13:37,623 --> 00:13:40,706
(door lock clicking)
306
00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:49,608
Ethan?
307
00:13:49,608 --> 00:13:52,749
(door clanging)
308
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:53,582
Ethan?
309
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,249
(door clanging)
310
00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:04,026
No.
311
00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:06,760
No.
312
00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:11,384
(box rustling)
313
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:15,729
Ethan?
314
00:14:16,737 --> 00:14:18,749
(door lock clicking)
315
00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:20,082
Ethan, I'm home.
316
00:14:22,211 --> 00:14:24,211
Why is my stuff outside?
317
00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:27,084
And this isn't everything.
318
00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:29,176
Can we please talk?
319
00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:31,261
We can work this out.
320
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:34,874
Can you please just let
me in, and I can sit down,
321
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,784
and we can talk about
this, and we can find out
322
00:14:36,784 --> 00:14:40,013
how we can make this work, please?
323
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,430
I see you in there, please, can you just,
324
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,124
(Autumn groaning)
325
00:14:51,927 --> 00:14:55,436
(cellphone vibrating)
326
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,519
(soft, bright music)
327
00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:05,731
- Are you serious?
328
00:15:05,731 --> 00:15:08,898
(cellphone vibrating)
329
00:15:13,492 --> 00:15:16,242
(Autumn sighing)
330
00:15:21,024 --> 00:15:22,300
Okay.
331
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,263
(keys jingling)
332
00:15:23,263 --> 00:15:24,758
Okay.
333
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,591
Where's my toothbrush?
334
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:31,355
(toothbrush rattling)
335
00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:38,659
What am I supposed to do with this?
336
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,333
(Autumn softly sobbing)
337
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,609
(box thudding)
338
00:16:04,616 --> 00:16:07,949
(Autumn softly sobbing)
339
00:16:36,181 --> 00:16:38,764
(box rustling)
340
00:16:41,046 --> 00:16:44,129
(soft, bright music)
341
00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:52,690
- Get in, bitch.
342
00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:05,796
What's all this?
343
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:10,283
- All this is the remnants of my stuff,
344
00:17:11,409 --> 00:17:15,492
along with globs of cat
hair from his stupid cat.
345
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,425
- So, he didn't take it well?
346
00:17:19,425 --> 00:17:21,862
- No, he left this outside,
347
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:24,636
and he freaking changed the locks.
348
00:17:24,636 --> 00:17:25,811
- He changed the locks?
349
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:26,783
- Yes.
350
00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:28,771
- Like, already?
351
00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:29,604
Wow.
352
00:17:30,636 --> 00:17:33,719
He changed the locks in half an hour?
353
00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:37,257
I mean, even my record is 45 minutes.
354
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:40,039
He had to have had help, there's no way.
355
00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,764
Okay, sorry, you're upset about this.
356
00:17:42,764 --> 00:17:44,597
Want to talk about it?
357
00:17:45,804 --> 00:17:49,137
- I have no Ethan, I have minimal stuff.
358
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:55,116
But I have a baby that somehow I'm gonna
359
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,449
have to provide for, and I have nothing.
360
00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:03,276
I have to be a mother, and
I have no freaking father.
361
00:18:03,276 --> 00:18:04,342
- Fuck Ethan.
362
00:18:04,342 --> 00:18:06,443
I'll be the father of your kid.
363
00:18:06,443 --> 00:18:08,326
You don't need Ethan.
364
00:18:08,326 --> 00:18:09,659
And fuck your stuff.
365
00:18:09,659 --> 00:18:11,660
You can get new clothes and
not have to wear the things
366
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:15,666
that you've been wearing
for the last 10 years.
367
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,431
You can just completely revamp
that thing you call style.
368
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,361
(Autumn sighing)
369
00:18:20,361 --> 00:18:22,105
- I don't have money to mess around,
370
00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:25,608
I don't have money to revamp my style.
371
00:18:25,608 --> 00:18:26,988
- We're definitely taking Ethan
372
00:18:26,988 --> 00:18:29,567
to court to get you some child support.
373
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,947
I think you're going to get more support
374
00:18:30,947 --> 00:18:32,988
from Ethan by taking him to court
375
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,697
than you would have if he just
volunteered to be the dad.
376
00:18:36,697 --> 00:18:38,662
- I don't want to have to go to court.
377
00:18:38,662 --> 00:18:40,716
I don't want to have to do any of that.
378
00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:44,435
You know how I am in front
of big groups of people.
379
00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:46,268
- Yeah, you get gassy.
380
00:18:47,302 --> 00:18:48,707
I know that you have a lot on your mind,
381
00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:50,483
and you're probably worrying about, like,
382
00:18:50,483 --> 00:18:52,271
oh, how am I going to be a good mom
383
00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:54,457
when I can't even take care of myself,
384
00:18:54,457 --> 00:18:57,251
and I have no car, and now I'm homeless?
385
00:18:57,251 --> 00:19:00,120
- I have a lot on my mind,
I don't have all my stuff,
386
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:05,024
let alone baby clothes, and I
don't have any place to stay.
387
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:06,719
- You can live at my house.
388
00:19:06,719 --> 00:19:08,473
I mean, not for forever.
389
00:19:08,473 --> 00:19:11,241
I'll make some Pinboards
about how to be a good mom.
390
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:16,018
And then maybe the two of us
together can make a great mom.
391
00:19:16,018 --> 00:19:17,615
Just remember the ground rules.
392
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:21,324
If you see a sock on the
door, knock first, okay?
393
00:19:21,324 --> 00:19:23,436
You can come in, but warning knock.
394
00:19:23,436 --> 00:19:25,446
- Sock means knock.
395
00:19:25,446 --> 00:19:27,811
- Sock means, I'm boning.
396
00:19:27,811 --> 00:19:31,561
(soft acoustic guitar music)
397
00:20:33,562 --> 00:20:37,479
(Autumn sighing and groaning)
398
00:20:54,357 --> 00:20:57,107
(Autumn sighing)
399
00:21:06,695 --> 00:21:09,528
(Autumn sighing)
400
00:21:13,593 --> 00:21:16,343
(Autumn sighing)
401
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:22,063
(cup rustling)
402
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:24,896
(button clicking)
403
00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:28,915
(grinder whirring)
404
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:37,046
(stove clicking)
405
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:40,129
(soft, bright music)
406
00:21:44,801 --> 00:21:46,441
(Autumn gasping)
407
00:21:46,441 --> 00:21:48,165
(Man moaning)
408
00:21:48,165 --> 00:21:49,248
- Bro, oh my.
409
00:21:50,115 --> 00:21:51,782
- Oh, I am so sorry.
410
00:21:55,076 --> 00:21:56,815
- Good morning.
411
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,648
- Oh.
412
00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:00,085
Coffee?
413
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:04,231
(Man sighing)
414
00:22:04,231 --> 00:22:05,805
- Yeah.
415
00:22:05,805 --> 00:22:06,722
- It's hot.
416
00:22:08,005 --> 00:22:09,366
Oh.
417
00:22:09,366 --> 00:22:10,780
- Well aware.
418
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:13,868
(both laughing)
419
00:22:13,868 --> 00:22:16,728
Is there any cream in this?
420
00:22:16,728 --> 00:22:18,205
- No, did you want me to get you some?
421
00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:20,577
- No, I actually prefer
without, so it's good.
422
00:22:20,577 --> 00:22:23,841
Just trying to watch
the now-burning figure.
423
00:22:23,841 --> 00:22:26,591
(Autumn sighing)
424
00:22:31,055 --> 00:22:32,472
- It's Ethiopian.
425
00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:36,128
- It was nice to meet you.
426
00:22:36,128 --> 00:22:37,375
- Yeah.
427
00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:40,208
- Listen, I'm just gonna head out.
428
00:22:41,565 --> 00:22:42,565
- Okay.
- It was nice meeting you.
429
00:22:42,565 --> 00:22:43,648
- Yeah, yeah.
430
00:22:45,912 --> 00:22:47,495
- Just tell Sandra,
431
00:22:51,778 --> 00:22:53,141
I'll bring the cup back.
432
00:22:53,141 --> 00:22:54,165
- Oh, that's nice of you.
433
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:55,615
- [Man] Yeah, yeah.
434
00:22:55,615 --> 00:22:57,591
- Do you want pants?
435
00:22:57,591 --> 00:22:58,840
It's cold outside.
436
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,423
- I prefer without.
437
00:23:02,413 --> 00:23:05,330
(soft, slow music)
438
00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:17,193
(Autumn sighing)
439
00:23:18,619 --> 00:23:21,369
(Stacy groaning)
440
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:25,677
(Stacy sighing)
441
00:23:25,677 --> 00:23:27,868
- That coffee looks so good.
442
00:23:27,868 --> 00:23:30,535
(Stacy sighing)
443
00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:35,632
It's perfect.
444
00:23:35,632 --> 00:23:38,506
(air whistling)
445
00:23:38,506 --> 00:23:39,756
- Who was that?
446
00:23:41,123 --> 00:23:42,235
- Who was what?
447
00:23:42,235 --> 00:23:43,068
- The guy?
448
00:23:45,263 --> 00:23:46,180
- What guy?
449
00:23:48,179 --> 00:23:49,762
- The man, the boy.
450
00:23:50,867 --> 00:23:52,534
- Oh, the boy, yeah.
451
00:23:54,106 --> 00:23:56,685
After you fell asleep
last night, I got bored,
452
00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,826
and so I went over to
one of the frat parties,
453
00:24:00,826 --> 00:24:03,968
and I found this cute little boy.
454
00:24:03,968 --> 00:24:05,051
He's so dumb.
455
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,304
So adorable.
456
00:24:08,304 --> 00:24:09,971
- What was his name?
457
00:24:10,810 --> 00:24:12,477
- Oh, good question.
458
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,204
Craig?
459
00:24:16,243 --> 00:24:18,704
- Oh.
- No, definitely not Craig.
460
00:24:18,704 --> 00:24:19,621
Oh, Carlos.
461
00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:25,041
Definitely, probably Carlos, yeah.
462
00:24:26,227 --> 00:24:29,264
- Definitely looked like a Carlos.
463
00:24:29,264 --> 00:24:32,981
I've been thinking, and
really, I need to make sure
464
00:24:32,981 --> 00:24:35,948
that you know how much I appreciate you.
465
00:24:35,948 --> 00:24:40,615
I don't know where I'd be if
I wasn't able to stay here.
466
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:45,235
So, thank you so much for
letting me crash here.
467
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:48,573
- You can stay for as
long as you need to, okay?
468
00:24:48,573 --> 00:24:49,406
- You're amazing.
469
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,656
- But rent is due tomorrow.
470
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,342
So, if you could help out any way
471
00:24:57,342 --> 00:24:59,886
that you could with that,
that'd be great, 'kay?
472
00:24:59,886 --> 00:25:01,446
- Oh, definitely.
473
00:25:01,446 --> 00:25:03,008
- Rent's $700, so if we could just
474
00:25:03,008 --> 00:25:05,764
cut it right down the
middle, that'd be great.
475
00:25:05,764 --> 00:25:07,603
If you need me to drive you to an ATM,
476
00:25:07,603 --> 00:25:10,603
or something, I can totally do that.
477
00:25:11,613 --> 00:25:13,946
- Definitely, I can do that.
478
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,591
- Thank you so much for offering.
479
00:25:16,591 --> 00:25:18,342
- Oh, no problem.
480
00:25:18,342 --> 00:25:19,759
- It means a lot.
481
00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:23,853
Ooo, that's hot.
482
00:25:23,853 --> 00:25:27,187
So, are you still really
bummed out, really sad?
483
00:25:27,187 --> 00:25:30,963
- I wouldn't call it sad at this point.
484
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:35,963
Just, every time I think of
him, and I picture his face,
485
00:25:36,314 --> 00:25:40,564
there's just this knot,
like a deep, visceral knot.
486
00:25:41,825 --> 00:25:44,451
And then, I start thinking more about him,
487
00:25:44,451 --> 00:25:46,176
and then it just gets tighter.
488
00:25:46,176 --> 00:25:48,086
- You're pissed off?
489
00:25:48,086 --> 00:25:48,919
- Yeah.
490
00:25:49,936 --> 00:25:51,555
Yeah, I'm pissed off.
491
00:25:51,555 --> 00:25:52,720
What kind of person?
492
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,579
I mean, I understand commitment problems
493
00:25:54,579 --> 00:25:56,330
and getting cold feet, maybe-
494
00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:58,413
- No, I don't understand.
495
00:25:59,770 --> 00:26:01,428
- But a child?
496
00:26:01,428 --> 00:26:02,678
It's his child.
497
00:26:03,714 --> 00:26:05,629
I don't like feeling like this.
498
00:26:05,629 --> 00:26:07,392
I don't like feeling like this at all.
499
00:26:07,392 --> 00:26:08,808
- You don't deserve it.
500
00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:10,381
- No, I don't deserve it.
501
00:26:10,381 --> 00:26:11,306
You know who deserves it?
502
00:26:11,306 --> 00:26:12,301
He deserves it.
503
00:26:12,301 --> 00:26:14,390
- He deserves to feel this way.
504
00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:16,346
- He needs to feel all the pain.
505
00:26:16,346 --> 00:26:18,661
He needs to feel the frustration.
506
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,342
He needs to miss me.
507
00:26:20,342 --> 00:26:21,175
- Yeah.
508
00:26:21,175 --> 00:26:23,192
- I want him to feel this way.
509
00:26:23,192 --> 00:26:26,890
- Yeah, if only there was
something we could do.
510
00:26:26,890 --> 00:26:29,557
(Stacy sighing)
511
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:32,469
- Oh, we should get back at him.
512
00:26:32,469 --> 00:26:34,810
- Oh my gosh, what a good idea.
513
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,394
- We should totally get back at him.
514
00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:38,394
- Yeah, that'd be great.
515
00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:42,525
But what could we do?
516
00:26:42,525 --> 00:26:46,618
- I could go to his house,
I could kink his hose,
517
00:26:46,618 --> 00:26:51,464
and then he wouldn't be
able to water his plants.
518
00:26:51,464 --> 00:26:54,261
- Yeah, but we don't want to
punish the plants, Autumn.
519
00:26:54,261 --> 00:26:56,218
Are you a monster?
520
00:26:56,218 --> 00:26:57,213
- No.
521
00:26:57,213 --> 00:26:59,254
- They didn't do anything.
522
00:26:59,254 --> 00:27:03,171
- We can write, you are
a terrible human being,
523
00:27:04,330 --> 00:27:06,693
and then stick it on his car windshield.
524
00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:09,548
And then, he'll read
it and internalize it.
525
00:27:09,548 --> 00:27:10,870
- No, do this one again.
526
00:27:10,870 --> 00:27:11,703
- Sorry.
527
00:27:12,635 --> 00:27:14,000
More jelly?
528
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,248
- To the edges, Autumn.
529
00:27:15,248 --> 00:27:16,736
- Oh.
530
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:17,958
- God.
531
00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:18,810
- More surface area.
532
00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:20,726
- We're human beings.
533
00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,218
- Yeah.
534
00:27:22,218 --> 00:27:24,486
- I like your idea of
the whole note thing.
535
00:27:24,486 --> 00:27:27,258
What if we write a note of him
536
00:27:27,258 --> 00:27:30,258
threatening to bomb the White House?
537
00:27:31,792 --> 00:27:33,258
- Stacy.
538
00:27:33,258 --> 00:27:35,463
- Wouldn't it be funny?
539
00:27:35,463 --> 00:27:38,297
We could frame him for a cold-case murder,
540
00:27:38,297 --> 00:27:42,380
and then we can call the
police and tip them off.
541
00:27:43,555 --> 00:27:44,563
(Autumn sighing)
542
00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:45,396
- No?
543
00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:47,485
Oh, I don't know what
you're going for here,
544
00:27:47,485 --> 00:27:49,914
because I keep coming up
with all these great ideas
545
00:27:49,914 --> 00:27:52,085
and you keep just shooting them down.
546
00:27:52,085 --> 00:27:53,312
- I need to make him jealous.
547
00:27:53,312 --> 00:27:55,087
- Yeah, okay.
548
00:27:55,087 --> 00:27:56,323
- Tinder.
549
00:27:56,323 --> 00:27:59,073
I can make a fake Tinder profile.
550
00:28:00,426 --> 00:28:04,612
He would see me, and then he
would think I have moved on.
551
00:28:04,612 --> 00:28:07,889
- Yeah, that'd be so badass and hardcore.
552
00:28:07,889 --> 00:28:11,203
What if, oh my god, Autumn, seriously.
553
00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:12,787
Can you pay attention to this?
554
00:28:12,787 --> 00:28:14,275
This is meal prep for me, this is my lunch
555
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:16,900
for the week, and you're
gonna ruin it for me.
556
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:17,733
- I'm sorry.
557
00:28:17,733 --> 00:28:21,233
- I'm not gonna enjoy eating
these sandwiches at all.
558
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:24,954
- I could call his mom,
and I could tell her
559
00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:28,588
that he's been using her credit card.
560
00:28:28,588 --> 00:28:29,959
- I'm feeding off of your energy,
561
00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:31,021
think we're going in the same direction.
562
00:28:31,021 --> 00:28:32,266
- Okay.
563
00:28:32,266 --> 00:28:34,835
- So, we open a bunch of credit cards
564
00:28:34,835 --> 00:28:38,085
in his name, and then max them all out.
565
00:28:40,437 --> 00:28:41,485
- Okay.
- Right?
566
00:28:41,485 --> 00:28:42,406
- Maybe.
567
00:28:42,406 --> 00:28:44,077
No, because then he would never
568
00:28:44,077 --> 00:28:46,545
be able to have another house.
569
00:28:46,545 --> 00:28:47,378
- So?
570
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,254
- No.
571
00:28:53,254 --> 00:28:56,208
- Hear me out because
this one, we could run
572
00:28:56,208 --> 00:29:01,187
into some snags, but we
upload a bunch of kiddie porn
573
00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:03,844
onto Ethan's computer at work.
574
00:29:03,844 --> 00:29:04,677
(Stacy chuckling)
575
00:29:04,677 --> 00:29:06,767
And then, we tip the boss,
or something like that.
576
00:29:06,767 --> 00:29:08,350
And then, they find it, and then he goes
577
00:29:08,350 --> 00:29:09,936
to jail for a really long time.
578
00:29:09,936 --> 00:29:12,710
And then, everybody knows
what a douchebag is.
579
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:17,366
We'd be exposing the IP
address of the kiddie porn.
580
00:29:17,366 --> 00:29:18,685
Do you like it?
581
00:29:18,685 --> 00:29:19,518
- Oh.
582
00:29:20,474 --> 00:29:21,307
Yeah.
583
00:29:22,154 --> 00:29:23,987
- Okay, so, you're in?
584
00:29:25,814 --> 00:29:27,421
You're in with the kiddie porn?
585
00:29:27,421 --> 00:29:28,379
- No.
586
00:29:28,379 --> 00:29:29,212
No, no.
587
00:29:31,346 --> 00:29:32,273
(Autumn sighing)
588
00:29:32,273 --> 00:29:36,619
- I guess all my ideas are
just too hardcore for you.
589
00:29:36,619 --> 00:29:39,119
- Actually, I do have an idea.
590
00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:43,867
You need to start checking your pockets.
591
00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:46,362
- Oh forgot I had this.
592
00:29:46,362 --> 00:29:49,362
(necklace rattling)
593
00:29:53,403 --> 00:29:54,320
- Oh, shit.
594
00:29:55,339 --> 00:29:56,172
- What?
595
00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,700
- My grandma's necklace.
596
00:30:01,361 --> 00:30:02,334
- What about it?
597
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:04,075
- It's at Ethan's.
598
00:30:04,075 --> 00:30:04,908
- Oh.
599
00:30:04,908 --> 00:30:07,455
- It's the frickin' family heirloom.
600
00:30:07,455 --> 00:30:09,342
She would turn over in her grave
601
00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:11,934
if she knew that I lost that thing.
602
00:30:11,934 --> 00:30:15,233
- You haven't lost it,
you know where it is.
603
00:30:15,233 --> 00:30:16,806
- I'm gonna have to go back and get it.
604
00:30:16,806 --> 00:30:17,729
- No.
605
00:30:17,729 --> 00:30:19,518
So, you're just going
to go back over there
606
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:22,616
and ask him to give you back the necklace?
607
00:30:22,616 --> 00:30:26,168
- Yeah, I'll have to go
back and and see him.
608
00:30:26,168 --> 00:30:27,787
- You are not ready to see him.
609
00:30:27,787 --> 00:30:30,246
- No, I think that would be good.
610
00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:32,622
- Let's just go ahead and role
play that real quick, okay?
611
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,184
I'm going to be Ethan, 'kay?
612
00:30:34,184 --> 00:30:35,454
You ready?
613
00:30:35,454 --> 00:30:36,677
Ready, we're gonna role play?
614
00:30:36,677 --> 00:30:39,137
- Okay.
- All right.
615
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:42,315
Oh, hey, what's up, baby mama?
616
00:30:42,315 --> 00:30:46,001
I was just jerking off,
'cause I'm a douchebag,
617
00:30:46,001 --> 00:30:49,696
and, big surprise girl, I miss you,
618
00:30:49,696 --> 00:30:54,696
and I want to try to work
on things and have a family.
619
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:55,916
- Oh, my god.
620
00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:58,784
You think he'll want me back?
621
00:30:58,784 --> 00:30:59,617
- [Stacy] What?
622
00:30:59,617 --> 00:31:00,450
No.
623
00:31:00,450 --> 00:31:01,703
- No, this would be perfect.
624
00:31:01,703 --> 00:31:03,268
He needs to be able to see me again,
625
00:31:03,268 --> 00:31:05,162
'cause that's what it is,
that's what's missing.
626
00:31:05,162 --> 00:31:07,633
He needs to see me right there,
627
00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:09,364
in person, in the same space as him.
628
00:31:09,364 --> 00:31:11,930
Then, he's gonna miss me,
and then he'll want me-
629
00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:13,922
- No, you don't want him back.
630
00:31:13,922 --> 00:31:16,010
We should just go get it back.
631
00:31:16,010 --> 00:31:17,197
Just go into the house when he's
632
00:31:17,197 --> 00:31:19,396
not home and just get it back.
633
00:31:19,396 --> 00:31:22,323
- That's breaking and entering.
634
00:31:22,323 --> 00:31:23,882
- No. You used to live there.
635
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:24,715
- I used to.
636
00:31:24,715 --> 00:31:25,984
- So, just because he changed the locks,
637
00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:27,568
you don't live there anymore?
638
00:31:27,568 --> 00:31:28,401
- Yes.
639
00:31:29,236 --> 00:31:33,841
- This could be the perfect
way to get back at him.
640
00:31:33,841 --> 00:31:34,912
- Breaking in?
641
00:31:34,912 --> 00:31:37,223
- He loses all his stuff, there's
no way to trace it back to
642
00:31:37,223 --> 00:31:41,114
you, because mine and your DNA
is all over the place anyway.
643
00:31:41,114 --> 00:31:43,024
So, even if they did forensics,
644
00:31:43,024 --> 00:31:46,249
- Wait, why's your DNA all over there?
645
00:31:46,249 --> 00:31:47,219
- 'Cause I would hang out with you
646
00:31:47,219 --> 00:31:50,685
all the time, and I'm
a really bad shedder.
647
00:31:50,685 --> 00:31:51,968
- Yes.
648
00:31:51,968 --> 00:31:54,656
- When he's at work,
we'll sneak over there,
649
00:31:54,656 --> 00:31:56,804
and then we can use my heist kit.
650
00:31:56,804 --> 00:31:57,637
- A heist?
651
00:31:57,637 --> 00:31:59,552
No, no.
- And make it
652
00:31:59,552 --> 00:32:02,052
look like no one ever came in.
653
00:32:03,466 --> 00:32:06,153
- He does owe me a lot of money.
654
00:32:06,153 --> 00:32:07,053
He kicked me out, and he owes me
655
00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:09,137
a shit-ton of money, and
he's got my necklace.
656
00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:12,272
(soft music)
657
00:32:12,272 --> 00:32:16,762
- What if we tunnel up
through the fireplace,
658
00:32:16,762 --> 00:32:19,101
and then come out when he's not home,
659
00:32:19,101 --> 00:32:20,554
and then it's like we were never there.
660
00:32:20,554 --> 00:32:22,426
And then, if we ever need to come back,
661
00:32:22,426 --> 00:32:25,207
we have a perfectly good working tunnel.
662
00:32:25,207 --> 00:32:26,040
(Stacy sighing)
663
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,468
- You don't like any of my ideas.
664
00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:31,549
Okay, this one, I think you'll like.
665
00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:34,586
So, we get a jackhammer,
jackhammer has septic tank
666
00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:35,581
so shit just comes,
667
00:32:35,581 --> 00:32:36,414
(Stacy snorting)
668
00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:37,777
out of the ground.
669
00:32:37,777 --> 00:32:40,660
Ethan runs out like, oh
no, what's happening?
670
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:43,828
And then, we sneak in the
back door, get what we need.
671
00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:44,720
(hands clapping)
(fingers snapping)
672
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,949
We were never there.
673
00:32:45,949 --> 00:32:46,935
- Stacy.
674
00:32:46,935 --> 00:32:47,768
- What?
675
00:32:49,239 --> 00:32:50,522
I mean, it's probably going to be gross,
676
00:32:50,522 --> 00:32:51,760
but we'll wear hazmat suits.
677
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,239
- Where are you getting all these ideas?
678
00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:59,248
- Oh, I have a whole Pinboard
on how to do a heist.
679
00:32:59,248 --> 00:33:03,205
- All these ideas are on the internet,
680
00:33:03,205 --> 00:33:05,402
associated with your name.
681
00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:07,312
- Yeah, that's what a Pinboard is.
682
00:33:07,312 --> 00:33:08,305
- You know the government's gonna
683
00:33:08,305 --> 00:33:10,000
start tracking your Pinboard.
684
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,833
You gotta be careful.
685
00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:11,865
(Stacy sighing)
686
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:14,948
- That's why I named it, Not A Heist.
687
00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:16,708
Duh.
688
00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:19,113
- All right, thank you all so much
689
00:33:19,113 --> 00:33:22,233
for coming to my weekend workshop.
690
00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:24,681
If you've done any
research, then you will know
691
00:33:24,681 --> 00:33:27,264
that I am Geoffrey LeMaze III.
692
00:33:28,403 --> 00:33:31,075
- You're the founder of
this, it's named after you.
693
00:33:31,075 --> 00:33:35,242
- I am the great-great
grandson of Geoffrey LeMaze.
694
00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:39,596
So, this class is a little bit different.
695
00:33:39,596 --> 00:33:41,564
This is a Lamaze class.
696
00:33:41,564 --> 00:33:43,414
You all have a little being inside of you,
697
00:33:43,414 --> 00:33:45,402
and they're lost, and
they are just searchin',
698
00:33:45,402 --> 00:33:48,275
wall-to-wall, tryin' to get out of there.
699
00:33:48,275 --> 00:33:51,644
They're in a little maze, I like to say.
700
00:33:51,644 --> 00:33:53,468
So, we're going to assist with that.
701
00:33:53,468 --> 00:33:55,702
We're going to help him or her
702
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:58,535
find their way out of your vagine.
703
00:34:00,229 --> 00:34:01,708
(Joffrey chuckling)
704
00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:02,704
How far along are you?
705
00:34:02,704 --> 00:34:03,888
You are glowing.
706
00:34:03,888 --> 00:34:05,676
(Geoffrey chuckling)
707
00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:07,139
- Thanks, I'm not even pregnant.
708
00:34:07,139 --> 00:34:09,337
That's just my natural glow.
709
00:34:09,337 --> 00:34:10,811
- Really?
710
00:34:10,811 --> 00:34:12,106
Wow.
711
00:34:12,106 --> 00:34:13,501
'Cause I'm feeling something.
712
00:34:13,501 --> 00:34:14,334
(Geoffrey chuckling)
713
00:34:14,334 --> 00:34:15,232
- She brought me.
714
00:34:15,232 --> 00:34:16,720
I'm pregnant.
715
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,970
- You're, okay.
716
00:34:19,842 --> 00:34:20,925
That's great.
717
00:34:22,038 --> 00:34:24,184
What about over here?
718
00:34:24,184 --> 00:34:25,017
- Number four.
719
00:34:25,017 --> 00:34:26,310
- [Stacy] What?
720
00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:27,683
- Let's go ahead and get started
721
00:34:27,683 --> 00:34:30,032
on these breathing exercises, okay?
722
00:34:30,032 --> 00:34:33,949
Let's start with the
standard in and out, okay?
723
00:34:34,783 --> 00:34:37,881
(students inhaling)
724
00:34:37,881 --> 00:34:38,714
And out.
725
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:43,184
(Autumn loudly exhaling)
726
00:34:43,184 --> 00:34:45,644
Good god, woman, you
sound like a horror movie.
727
00:34:45,644 --> 00:34:47,659
(Geoffrey sighing and wheezing)
728
00:34:47,659 --> 00:34:48,576
In and out.
729
00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:51,542
You are doing great.
730
00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:52,649
(Geoffrey chuckling)
731
00:34:52,649 --> 00:34:54,666
- She's usually like
a really slow learner.
732
00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:56,889
She got teased a lot in
middle school about it.
733
00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:59,174
- Yeah, that's always rough.
734
00:34:59,174 --> 00:35:02,739
- If you tell me the duration
that I need to inhale,
735
00:35:02,739 --> 00:35:04,127
and then if I need to hold it,
736
00:35:04,127 --> 00:35:06,431
do I hold it, does that affect anything?
737
00:35:06,431 --> 00:35:08,867
- You're thinking too
much, you're stressing out.
738
00:35:08,867 --> 00:35:10,452
I see stress all around you.
739
00:35:10,452 --> 00:35:11,285
- Yes.
740
00:35:11,285 --> 00:35:12,636
- You need to just relax.
741
00:35:12,636 --> 00:35:14,543
Just feel the breathing.
742
00:35:14,543 --> 00:35:16,981
It's very natural to breathe, am I right?
743
00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:18,888
- Yes.
- Yes, yes.
744
00:35:18,888 --> 00:35:19,848
Very good.
745
00:35:19,848 --> 00:35:21,311
You know, I would think he's pregnant.
746
00:35:21,311 --> 00:35:23,352
(students chuckling)
747
00:35:23,352 --> 00:35:27,013
Those who are expecting, let's
get in position, and those
748
00:35:27,013 --> 00:35:29,916
who are supporting, let's get
in our supporting position.
749
00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:31,749
- What's the position?
750
00:35:32,892 --> 00:35:34,520
- You are just full of questions.
751
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,548
(Geoffrey chuckling)
752
00:35:35,548 --> 00:35:38,677
Go ahead and sit in front
of your partner over here.
753
00:35:38,677 --> 00:35:39,623
- Like?
754
00:35:39,623 --> 00:35:41,797
- Just like everybody else in the group.
755
00:35:41,797 --> 00:35:43,788
You just swung right over.
756
00:35:43,788 --> 00:35:47,592
Now, we are going to do,
it's pretty advanced.
757
00:35:47,592 --> 00:35:48,799
We are going to act like you're
758
00:35:48,799 --> 00:35:50,831
actually having the baby, okay?
759
00:35:50,831 --> 00:35:54,108
I can tell there's just
bad energy over here.
760
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:57,384
I'm not feeling like you're pregnant.
761
00:35:57,384 --> 00:35:58,392
(Autumn panting)
762
00:35:58,392 --> 00:35:59,256
- Bad energy?
763
00:35:59,256 --> 00:36:02,629
- You focus on all the bad
words, even right there.
764
00:36:02,629 --> 00:36:03,462
Yes.
765
00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:06,144
- I mean, in her defense,
she's gonna have to raise
766
00:36:06,144 --> 00:36:09,622
this baby all alone, because
she's an unwed single mother.
767
00:36:09,622 --> 00:36:10,455
(class groaning)
768
00:36:10,455 --> 00:36:11,288
- Ew.
769
00:36:11,288 --> 00:36:12,367
Just do better, that's all.
770
00:36:12,367 --> 00:36:13,986
That's all I'm saying, just do better.
771
00:36:13,986 --> 00:36:14,888
What is your name?
772
00:36:14,888 --> 00:36:15,896
- My name is Stacy.
773
00:36:15,896 --> 00:36:18,812
- You are such a supportive friend.
774
00:36:18,812 --> 00:36:20,600
I wish I was your friend.
775
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,210
Go and get a nice and relaxed.
776
00:36:22,210 --> 00:36:26,620
It's time, the baby's coming,
I'm coming, Stacy's coming.
777
00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:27,453
Now,
778
00:36:28,597 --> 00:36:29,430
breathe.
779
00:36:30,379 --> 00:36:32,599
(everyone exhaling)
780
00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:33,432
In.
781
00:36:33,432 --> 00:36:35,189
(everyone inhaling)
782
00:36:35,189 --> 00:36:36,380
Out.
783
00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:39,442
(everyone exhaling)
784
00:36:39,442 --> 00:36:41,170
Do you want to have the baby?
785
00:36:41,170 --> 00:36:42,003
- [Autumn] I think so.
786
00:36:42,003 --> 00:36:43,158
- Do you want a baby?
787
00:36:43,158 --> 00:36:43,991
- [Autumn] No.
788
00:36:43,991 --> 00:36:45,602
- Yes, the answer is yes, you're here.
789
00:36:45,602 --> 00:36:46,572
(Autumn wimpering)
790
00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:47,954
You need to calm down, okay?
791
00:36:47,954 --> 00:36:49,481
Calm down, no crying.
792
00:36:49,481 --> 00:36:51,222
(Geoffrey inhaling)
793
00:36:51,222 --> 00:36:52,482
(Autumn coughing)
794
00:36:52,482 --> 00:36:55,852
Now, push without pushing,
do you understand me?
795
00:36:55,852 --> 00:36:56,685
- Yeah.
796
00:36:56,685 --> 00:36:57,518
- Push.
797
00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:00,509
- Autumn, do it.
798
00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:01,759
- Autumn, push.
799
00:37:02,982 --> 00:37:04,050
- Without pushing.
800
00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:06,594
- Come on, let's go, more, more push.
801
00:37:06,594 --> 00:37:08,166
It's coming, it's coming.
802
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,083
Oh, my god.
803
00:37:11,887 --> 00:37:14,137
It's a beautiful dead baby.
804
00:37:15,631 --> 00:37:19,471
You killed the baby
because you do not care.
805
00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:22,230
You don't want to LeMaze.
806
00:37:22,230 --> 00:37:24,230
He got lost and he died.
807
00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:27,055
Get out.
808
00:37:27,055 --> 00:37:28,222
- What?
- Out.
809
00:37:29,537 --> 00:37:30,454
- Okay, go.
810
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,611
- [Geoffrey] Come back when
you're ready to have a child.
811
00:37:34,611 --> 00:37:36,448
- That was bullshit.
812
00:37:36,448 --> 00:37:38,531
- Autumn, you never cuss.
813
00:37:41,344 --> 00:37:42,627
- Sorry.
814
00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:44,403
- I know, I have only
been that embarrassed,
815
00:37:44,403 --> 00:37:46,404
like, five times in my life.
816
00:37:46,404 --> 00:37:48,145
- That was not on me.
817
00:37:48,145 --> 00:37:49,840
That was not on me.
818
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,402
I can't believe that I would
be kicked out of something.
819
00:37:53,402 --> 00:37:55,766
He's so fucking weird.
820
00:37:55,766 --> 00:37:59,402
- Well, yeah, I mean, he's a genius.
821
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:02,426
Of course, he's going to
be a little eccentric.
822
00:38:02,426 --> 00:38:04,355
Look, everyone else that goes to him
823
00:38:04,355 --> 00:38:07,538
is able to have a
basically-painless birth,
824
00:38:07,538 --> 00:38:09,267
and you got kicked out of the class,
825
00:38:09,267 --> 00:38:11,198
and you think it's a problem with him?
826
00:38:11,198 --> 00:38:14,365
- Wait, Stacy, do you think it was me?
827
00:38:16,730 --> 00:38:20,656
Well, I mean, I don't
think you were the issue.
828
00:38:20,656 --> 00:38:21,990
I just don't think maybe you were
829
00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:23,674
trying as hard as you could have?
830
00:38:23,674 --> 00:38:26,591
- Oh, my god, so I was the problem.
831
00:38:28,161 --> 00:38:29,480
- Well, I mean, yeah.
832
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,801
- Well, I'm glad I'm asking you.
833
00:38:30,801 --> 00:38:33,847
'cause I guess I was
being really one-sided.
834
00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:37,401
- It seemed like you kind
of had a negative attitude.
835
00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,722
- Oh, my god.
836
00:38:38,722 --> 00:38:39,972
I was negative.
837
00:38:40,899 --> 00:38:42,149
I was negative.
838
00:38:43,664 --> 00:38:45,850
What if the negativity is coming
839
00:38:45,850 --> 00:38:50,206
from the 50% Ethan demon inside of me?
840
00:38:50,206 --> 00:38:54,122
That's making me negative
and messing with my brain?
841
00:38:54,122 --> 00:38:57,510
Hormones suck during pregnancy,
but what if it's even worse,
842
00:38:57,510 --> 00:39:01,326
because the chromosomes are from Ethan?
843
00:39:01,326 --> 00:39:03,096
- Yeah, definitely.
844
00:39:03,096 --> 00:39:06,134
I'm no scientist, but I would
say that that's verifiable.
845
00:39:06,134 --> 00:39:07,692
- Oh, god.
846
00:39:07,692 --> 00:39:09,287
(Stacy sighing)
847
00:39:09,287 --> 00:39:11,251
(Autumn sighing)
848
00:39:11,251 --> 00:39:13,495
This is going to ruin my brain chemistry
849
00:39:13,495 --> 00:39:16,003
and, potentially, all my relationships.
850
00:39:16,003 --> 00:39:16,836
- Oh yeah.
851
00:39:16,836 --> 00:39:18,616
- This baby is a parasite.
852
00:39:18,616 --> 00:39:19,449
- What?
853
00:39:19,449 --> 00:39:20,451
(Autumn gasping)
854
00:39:20,451 --> 00:39:25,201
Autumn, your baby's a blessing,
even if it is from Ethan.
855
00:39:26,927 --> 00:39:29,270
No, don't cry again.
856
00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:30,383
Don't.
857
00:39:30,383 --> 00:39:33,771
Please, don't cry again, please don't.
858
00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,438
- I'm a terrible mom
859
00:39:36,279 --> 00:39:37,567
- What, no.
860
00:39:37,567 --> 00:39:40,006
- I called my baby a parasite.
861
00:39:40,006 --> 00:39:41,911
- No, you're not a terrible mother, yet.
862
00:39:41,911 --> 00:39:43,603
We don't know that yet.
863
00:39:43,603 --> 00:39:46,024
I mean, you're a terrible
pregnant lady so far.
864
00:39:46,024 --> 00:39:47,883
- I'm a horrible pregnant lady.
865
00:39:47,883 --> 00:39:51,714
- Look, that's why we're
taking these classes, okay?
866
00:39:51,714 --> 00:39:52,675
You don't need to be a good mom yet.
867
00:39:52,675 --> 00:39:54,127
That's why you have nine months.
868
00:39:54,127 --> 00:39:55,365
- Oh, god.
869
00:39:55,365 --> 00:39:56,995
Nine months, okay.
870
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,973
I need to distract myself right now.
871
00:39:58,973 --> 00:40:00,766
I don't want to think about anything.
872
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,541
- And you need to stop
feeling like you're alone.
873
00:40:02,541 --> 00:40:04,386
Remember, I am here with you.
874
00:40:04,386 --> 00:40:06,368
What did we used to talk
about before the pregnancy?
875
00:40:06,368 --> 00:40:07,731
- Not LeMaze.
876
00:40:07,731 --> 00:40:09,777
- Oh, that gun, I'm
going to get a new gun.
877
00:40:09,777 --> 00:40:11,751
It's going to be like, brat-tat-tat-tat.
878
00:40:11,751 --> 00:40:13,584
It's gonna be so cool.
879
00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:19,134
Well, anyways, what you need
to do is just focus on the baby
880
00:40:19,134 --> 00:40:21,378
and stop worrying so much about yourself,
881
00:40:21,378 --> 00:40:24,127
stop worrying about Ethan.
882
00:40:24,127 --> 00:40:25,435
What's wrong?
883
00:40:25,435 --> 00:40:26,268
- What?
884
00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:28,249
- What?
885
00:40:29,152 --> 00:40:29,985
- What?
886
00:40:30,946 --> 00:40:32,299
What
887
00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:33,132
the fuck!
888
00:40:37,291 --> 00:40:39,842
He's in a relationship.
889
00:40:39,842 --> 00:40:42,093
Ethan is in a relationship?
890
00:40:42,093 --> 00:40:43,926
- That son of a bitch.
891
00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:46,576
- That's it.
892
00:40:47,523 --> 00:40:49,040
He's nuts.
893
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,027
No, we're doing this fucking heist.
894
00:40:51,027 --> 00:40:51,860
(Stacy gasping)
895
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,626
- Really, you promise?
896
00:40:53,626 --> 00:40:55,099
- He's not getting away with it.
897
00:40:55,099 --> 00:40:56,276
Let's do this.
898
00:40:56,276 --> 00:40:59,895
- Yeah, let's go fuck his shit up.
899
00:40:59,895 --> 00:41:02,095
Oh my gosh, I almost forgot.
900
00:41:02,095 --> 00:41:03,087
- What?
901
00:41:03,087 --> 00:41:06,321
- There's a rager happening tonight.
902
00:41:06,321 --> 00:41:07,154
- A rager?
903
00:41:08,223 --> 00:41:09,379
- A party.
904
00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:11,236
A shindig, a fiesta.
- Oh.
905
00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:15,687
So, you want to do that
tonight instead of the heist?
906
00:41:15,687 --> 00:41:16,520
- What?
907
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,353
No.
908
00:41:18,503 --> 00:41:20,446
The party will be our alibi.
909
00:41:20,446 --> 00:41:21,279
- Oh.
910
00:41:23,394 --> 00:41:24,894
I'm not following.
911
00:41:26,242 --> 00:41:27,711
- Okay, we go to this party.
912
00:41:27,711 --> 00:41:29,035
- [Autumn] Okay.
913
00:41:29,035 --> 00:41:30,408
- We get into as many selfies
914
00:41:30,408 --> 00:41:32,684
as we can, get on people's stories.
915
00:41:32,684 --> 00:41:35,753
then we slip out, go do
the heist, come back,
916
00:41:35,753 --> 00:41:40,108
get documented again, and
it's like, we were never gone.
917
00:41:40,108 --> 00:41:41,153
- Oh, my god.
918
00:41:41,153 --> 00:41:42,782
So, they think we're at the party.
919
00:41:42,782 --> 00:41:44,871
- 'Cause we're actually
gonna be at the party.
920
00:41:44,871 --> 00:41:46,753
- Oh my god, so it's not a lie.
921
00:41:46,753 --> 00:41:48,801
- We can even leave our
phones at the party,
922
00:41:48,801 --> 00:41:51,573
so that way there's no
accessing our location.
923
00:41:51,573 --> 00:41:54,837
- No tracking location, I
like that, that's smart.
924
00:41:54,837 --> 00:41:57,565
This is almost perfect.
925
00:41:57,565 --> 00:41:58,619
One problem.
926
00:41:58,619 --> 00:42:00,965
I have no idea what Ethan's doing tonight.
927
00:42:00,965 --> 00:42:04,331
He might be working, but
I have no idea what time.
928
00:42:04,331 --> 00:42:06,421
- Let me just find the number.
929
00:42:06,421 --> 00:42:07,709
All right.
930
00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:10,803
(soft hip-hop music)
931
00:42:10,803 --> 00:42:11,636
- Hello?
932
00:42:12,779 --> 00:42:15,779
Hi, yeah this is Ethan's girlfriend.
933
00:42:17,156 --> 00:42:19,067
He's not answering his phone.
934
00:42:19,067 --> 00:42:20,927
I just need to get ahold of him.
935
00:42:20,927 --> 00:42:25,084
So, I was wondering if
he was working right now?
936
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:27,729
Oh, he's not working 'til five?
937
00:42:27,729 --> 00:42:30,348
That's right, I totally forgot.
938
00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,722
Now I remember, yeah, he told me that
939
00:42:32,722 --> 00:42:35,222
earlier when we were together.
940
00:42:36,133 --> 00:42:36,966
'Til 10?
941
00:42:37,993 --> 00:42:40,677
All right, thank you so much, Pamela.
942
00:42:40,677 --> 00:42:41,510
Bye.
943
00:42:42,941 --> 00:42:47,189
Now, all we need to do is
get into our heist outfits.
944
00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:49,582
(engine humming)
945
00:42:49,582 --> 00:42:51,237
- I have some really good options
946
00:42:51,237 --> 00:42:52,909
that I think you will approve of.
947
00:42:52,909 --> 00:42:56,240
It's this power suit-esque-type style.
948
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,781
Also really good on my curves.
949
00:42:58,781 --> 00:43:00,488
- Okay, it looks like you're gonna be
950
00:43:00,488 --> 00:43:03,450
a Catholic school girl, so no.
951
00:43:03,450 --> 00:43:04,283
(dress rustling)
952
00:43:04,283 --> 00:43:05,937
Next.
953
00:43:05,937 --> 00:43:09,169
- Okay, so this next one, hear me out.
954
00:43:09,169 --> 00:43:10,313
- Okay.
955
00:43:10,313 --> 00:43:13,217
- This one is super important
to me, and I think it'll bring
956
00:43:13,217 --> 00:43:17,131
a really great supportive
energy with me on this heist.
957
00:43:17,131 --> 00:43:18,143
- Okay, can you just show it to me?
958
00:43:18,143 --> 00:43:19,102
- Yes.
- Right now, I feel like
959
00:43:19,102 --> 00:43:20,081
I'm looking up a recipe.
960
00:43:20,081 --> 00:43:21,697
- No, okay.
961
00:43:21,697 --> 00:43:23,877
So, my mom gave this to me when I was-
962
00:43:23,877 --> 00:43:24,909
- No, mom?
963
00:43:24,909 --> 00:43:25,919
No, god no.
964
00:43:25,919 --> 00:43:27,293
I hate moms, no.
965
00:43:27,293 --> 00:43:28,172
(dress rustling)
966
00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:30,680
Okay, so I have this jacket.
967
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:31,832
It can go,
968
00:43:31,832 --> 00:43:33,999
- Autumn, is that leather?
969
00:43:35,789 --> 00:43:36,747
- Yes.
970
00:43:36,747 --> 00:43:37,580
- Real?
971
00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:42,309
No, we are not doing a highest
in another being's skin.
972
00:43:42,309 --> 00:43:43,664
It's disgusting, no.
973
00:43:43,664 --> 00:43:45,011
Next?
974
00:43:45,011 --> 00:43:46,178
- I'm all out.
975
00:43:48,254 --> 00:43:49,427
- That was all you had?
976
00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:51,497
- [Autumn] Yeah.
977
00:43:51,497 --> 00:43:53,520
- Okay, don't worry.
978
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,221
I'll worry about the outfits, okay?
979
00:43:55,221 --> 00:43:56,569
- [Autumn] Okay, it's probably best.
980
00:43:56,569 --> 00:43:58,722
- I'll have us lookin' great.
981
00:43:58,722 --> 00:44:00,838
- But I have something that I can bring
982
00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:04,426
to the table I think
you will really enjoy.
983
00:44:04,426 --> 00:44:05,759
Close your eyes.
984
00:44:07,035 --> 00:44:08,555
'Kay, close your eyes.
- Okay.
985
00:44:08,555 --> 00:44:10,211
- You have to close your eyes for this.
986
00:44:10,211 --> 00:44:11,913
Close your eyes, all the way.
987
00:44:11,913 --> 00:44:14,189
- No, I know how closing
your eyes works, okay?
988
00:44:14,189 --> 00:44:15,099
- Good.
989
00:44:15,099 --> 00:44:17,559
Okay, now wait just a second.
990
00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:19,392
Okay, three, two, one.
991
00:44:22,507 --> 00:44:25,174
(Stacy sighing)
992
00:44:27,298 --> 00:44:30,483
- Are you trying to be Pat Benatar?
993
00:44:30,483 --> 00:44:33,576
- As long as I don't look like Autumn
994
00:44:33,576 --> 00:44:34,440
- Well no, that's the problem.
995
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,682
You look like Autumn
trying to be Pat Benatar.
996
00:44:38,682 --> 00:44:40,292
Like if somebody sees
you outside of the party,
997
00:44:40,292 --> 00:44:42,663
just being normal, Autumn, cool,
998
00:44:42,663 --> 00:44:44,825
no big deal they'll
probably forget about it.
999
00:44:44,825 --> 00:44:46,343
But if somebody sees
you outside of the party
1000
00:44:46,343 --> 00:44:50,182
wearing a bright red, conspicuous-ass wig?
1001
00:44:50,182 --> 00:44:51,829
They'll remember that,
even if they're drunk.
1002
00:44:51,829 --> 00:44:53,507
They'll be like, oh yeah, fuckin' Autumn
1003
00:44:53,507 --> 00:44:55,884
was wearing that fuckin' ridiculous wig,
1004
00:44:55,884 --> 00:44:58,475
and that heist happened the same night.
1005
00:44:58,475 --> 00:44:59,717
How weird is that?
1006
00:44:59,717 --> 00:45:01,753
What a coincidence.
1007
00:45:01,753 --> 00:45:03,338
- Okay, but those are a
bunch of drunk people.
1008
00:45:03,338 --> 00:45:04,671
What about cops?
1009
00:45:06,156 --> 00:45:08,156
If a cop were to see me.
1010
00:45:09,171 --> 00:45:12,572
- If a cop were to see you
wearing a ridiculous wig
1011
00:45:12,572 --> 00:45:16,405
on the same night that
a heist was pulled off?
1012
00:45:19,337 --> 00:45:20,170
No.
1013
00:45:21,363 --> 00:45:23,946
- You know, I'm not good at this.
1014
00:45:23,946 --> 00:45:27,779
- Didn't you get the
Pinboard that I sent you?
1015
00:45:29,512 --> 00:45:33,677
The Pinboard called Not
A Heist about the heist?
1016
00:45:33,677 --> 00:45:36,760
- I have my notifications turned off.
1017
00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:40,045
- You can't be a productive
member of society
1018
00:45:40,045 --> 00:45:44,383
in this day and age with your
notifications turned off.
1019
00:45:44,383 --> 00:45:47,590
One thing that I do have for
outfits are these bandanas.
1020
00:45:47,590 --> 00:45:48,423
(Autumn gasping)
1021
00:45:48,423 --> 00:45:49,777
- Perfect.
- These will disguise us,
1022
00:45:49,777 --> 00:45:51,387
but we can pull them
down right afterwards,
1023
00:45:51,387 --> 00:45:53,595
and it just looks like a cute scarf.
1024
00:45:53,595 --> 00:45:56,235
- So, I was right on the disguise part.
1025
00:45:56,235 --> 00:45:57,333
(Stacy groaning)
1026
00:45:57,333 --> 00:45:58,352
And I was right about the fact
1027
00:45:58,352 --> 00:46:00,138
that orange does not go with your skin.
1028
00:46:00,138 --> 00:46:01,185
You can't pull that off.
1029
00:46:01,185 --> 00:46:03,828
You wear the white one.
1030
00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:05,797
- [Autumn] I like white.
1031
00:46:05,797 --> 00:46:06,797
- You would.
1032
00:46:10,603 --> 00:46:11,765
What are you doing?
1033
00:46:11,765 --> 00:46:13,329
- For the disguise.
1034
00:46:13,329 --> 00:46:16,328
- We're not joining a biker gang.
1035
00:46:16,328 --> 00:46:18,975
This is to cover the
bottom half of your face.
1036
00:46:18,975 --> 00:46:20,094
- Doesn't that make it hard to breathe?
1037
00:46:20,094 --> 00:46:20,927
- Yeah.
1038
00:46:24,334 --> 00:46:27,198
But it also disguises you,
and then you can pull it down,
1039
00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:30,357
and cute, it looks like you're
just wearing a little scarf.
1040
00:46:30,357 --> 00:46:34,107
Anyways, that is what
we will be wearing, so,
1041
00:46:34,945 --> 00:46:35,778
thank you.
1042
00:46:37,469 --> 00:46:38,302
All right.
1043
00:46:39,168 --> 00:46:40,216
- For the heist?
1044
00:46:40,216 --> 00:46:41,320
You have stuff for the heist,
1045
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,969
because we're going to
make pickle sandwiches?
1046
00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:46,678
- What?
- Cucumber sandwiches, melons?
1047
00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:47,806
- If a melon gets in my way
1048
00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:50,993
on the heist, yeah, I'll cut a melon.
1049
00:46:50,993 --> 00:46:52,636
- Those are heist knives, then.
1050
00:46:52,636 --> 00:46:55,219
- Yeah, they're to cut anything
1051
00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:58,657
or anyone that gets in our way.
1052
00:47:00,732 --> 00:47:02,870
- Why are they colored?
1053
00:47:02,870 --> 00:47:06,173
- Because heist knives can be cute.
1054
00:47:06,173 --> 00:47:08,923
You were raised in such a bubble.
1055
00:47:10,966 --> 00:47:12,810
I got fireworks.
1056
00:47:12,810 --> 00:47:13,643
- What?
1057
00:47:15,152 --> 00:47:15,985
- [Stacy] What?
1058
00:47:15,985 --> 00:47:16,985
- Fireworks?
1059
00:47:18,041 --> 00:47:19,283
- Yeah, they weren't like expensive
1060
00:47:19,283 --> 00:47:21,452
or anything, it's no big deal.
1061
00:47:21,452 --> 00:47:24,312
- Okay, you know what, I
was okay with the knives.
1062
00:47:24,312 --> 00:47:26,643
I was okay with the knives
after you explained the knives,
1063
00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:29,143
but this, you need to explain.
1064
00:47:30,770 --> 00:47:32,000
- We're doing something secretive
1065
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,966
that we don't want anybody to notice.
1066
00:47:33,966 --> 00:47:38,854
These, when you light them and
they go bang, make a really
1067
00:47:38,854 --> 00:47:43,269
loud noise, and they're
really bright and distracting.
1068
00:47:43,269 --> 00:47:45,871
So, we can set these
off in case we need to.
1069
00:47:45,871 --> 00:47:48,334
It's only if we need to.
1070
00:47:48,334 --> 00:47:51,251
Don't get your panties in your ass.
1071
00:47:52,563 --> 00:47:55,209
- You need to promise me something.
1072
00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:58,947
That these will not end
up under someone's car,
1073
00:47:58,947 --> 00:48:01,925
in someone's car, right
outside their window,
1074
00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:06,045
in their house, in a bag
with dog poop on fire,
1075
00:48:06,045 --> 00:48:08,641
like you probably would think of.
1076
00:48:08,641 --> 00:48:09,902
- Okay, well, that's a lot of restrictions
1077
00:48:09,902 --> 00:48:12,998
that you're giving me,
but calm down, okay?
1078
00:48:12,998 --> 00:48:16,380
I've been lighting off fireworks
since I was fuckin' three.
1079
00:48:16,380 --> 00:48:17,896
(Stacy sighing)
1080
00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:18,729
All right.
1081
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:21,027
We are good to go.
1082
00:48:21,027 --> 00:48:24,256
Now, we just got to stop by the office.
1083
00:48:24,256 --> 00:48:26,246
- Well, it's already after hours.
1084
00:48:26,246 --> 00:48:28,385
We're not gonna be able to get in.
1085
00:48:28,385 --> 00:48:29,218
- Oh.
1086
00:48:29,218 --> 00:48:30,801
(Stacy chuckling)
1087
00:48:30,801 --> 00:48:32,285
I always forget that other people
1088
00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:34,132
don't have a manager key card.
1089
00:48:34,132 --> 00:48:35,882
- They gave you that?
1090
00:48:36,975 --> 00:48:38,975
- I mean, I acquired it.
1091
00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:42,188
- You acquired it?
1092
00:48:43,093 --> 00:48:45,417
- I have Ted wrapped
around my little finger,
1093
00:48:45,417 --> 00:48:48,821
so I'm able to get
basically whatever I want.
1094
00:48:48,821 --> 00:48:49,738
- From Ted?
1095
00:48:51,477 --> 00:48:53,477
- Well, from Ted's desk.
1096
00:48:57,248 --> 00:48:59,915
(Stacy humming)
1097
00:49:05,827 --> 00:49:06,744
Oh, no, no.
1098
00:49:09,233 --> 00:49:11,879
That looks, like, not good.
1099
00:49:11,879 --> 00:49:14,011
- Oh, my god, it doesn't.
1100
00:49:14,011 --> 00:49:17,428
- It makes you look like a clown grandma.
1101
00:49:18,924 --> 00:49:19,914
- You have it on.
1102
00:49:19,914 --> 00:49:23,122
- Yeah, but I don't look
like a clown grandma.
1103
00:49:23,122 --> 00:49:24,687
- Ew, oh, god.
1104
00:49:24,687 --> 00:49:27,020
(Autumn spitting)
1105
00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:28,630
Why won't it come off?
1106
00:49:28,630 --> 00:49:29,463
- Oh.
1107
00:49:29,463 --> 00:49:31,104
- Why won't it come off?
1108
00:49:31,104 --> 00:49:31,937
Stacy-
1109
00:49:31,937 --> 00:49:33,472
- It's 45 hour lipstick.
1110
00:49:33,472 --> 00:49:34,380
- What?
1111
00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:35,349
- I paint thinner in the drawer
1112
00:49:35,349 --> 00:49:37,155
down there, if you wanted to get it.
1113
00:49:37,155 --> 00:49:39,314
That's how I take it off.
1114
00:49:39,314 --> 00:49:40,772
- With paint thinner?
1115
00:49:40,772 --> 00:49:42,480
Does it stain your lips
1116
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,426
underneath?
- Mmhmm.
1117
00:49:44,426 --> 00:49:46,563
- What is in this?
1118
00:49:46,563 --> 00:49:49,842
- I mean, it's vegan and
cruelty-free, but yeah,
1119
00:49:49,842 --> 00:49:53,969
it gets down to the
fourth layer of your skin.
1120
00:49:53,969 --> 00:49:58,219
We could just put the purple
lipstick over the red.
1121
00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:03,491
- Sometimes, I wonder why my common sense
1122
00:50:03,491 --> 00:50:05,491
is not as good as yours.
1123
00:50:09,795 --> 00:50:11,262
(lock clicking)
1124
00:50:11,262 --> 00:50:14,152
(chimes ringing)
1125
00:50:14,152 --> 00:50:14,985
(Stacy sighing)
1126
00:50:14,985 --> 00:50:15,985
- All right.
1127
00:50:17,234 --> 00:50:19,223
(hushed, tense music)
1128
00:50:19,223 --> 00:50:20,740
Good, it's still got some juice.
1129
00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:23,743
- That's my pepper spray from high school.
1130
00:50:23,743 --> 00:50:26,504
- Yeah, you said you
were too afraid to use it
1131
00:50:26,504 --> 00:50:28,864
and you were just going to throw it away.
1132
00:50:28,864 --> 00:50:30,346
(zipper clicking)
1133
00:50:30,346 --> 00:50:31,873
Why would I buy a new one?
1134
00:50:31,873 --> 00:50:34,585
That's a waste of money.
1135
00:50:34,585 --> 00:50:38,335
All right, let's go get
the rest of the shit.
1136
00:50:40,604 --> 00:50:43,136
- It's off, okay, it's not hot, good.
1137
00:50:43,136 --> 00:50:45,573
(lid rattling)
1138
00:50:45,573 --> 00:50:48,342
(metal clanging)
1139
00:50:48,342 --> 00:50:49,175
- Why?
1140
00:50:50,710 --> 00:50:52,043
- Why a crowbar?
1141
00:50:54,058 --> 00:50:56,383
- Why a crowbar in this room,
1142
00:50:56,383 --> 00:50:59,050
and why a crowbar for the heist?
1143
00:51:00,592 --> 00:51:03,306
- Crowbars wedge things open.
1144
00:51:03,306 --> 00:51:05,318
For instance, in this office.
1145
00:51:05,318 --> 00:51:07,756
I get packages all the time
full of massage oil, and I have
1146
00:51:07,756 --> 00:51:12,000
to crowbar 'em open because
I don't have scissors.
1147
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,194
So, boom, there's one
could use right there.
1148
00:51:14,194 --> 00:51:17,128
Also for the heist specifically,
1149
00:51:17,128 --> 00:51:19,554
I dunno, what if we can get the door open?
1150
00:51:19,554 --> 00:51:21,061
I mean, I have all the faith in the world
1151
00:51:21,061 --> 00:51:24,561
that you're going to be able to lock-pick.
1152
00:51:25,831 --> 00:51:28,020
And also you don't even
know, what if Ethan
1153
00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:32,021
has a safe you have no
idea about, and we find it?
1154
00:51:32,021 --> 00:51:34,801
Then I can crowbar that
shit open, steal that
1155
00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:37,553
good shit and make some real money.
1156
00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:41,095
It's better to be over-prepared
than under-prepared.
1157
00:51:41,095 --> 00:51:42,746
- That, I agree with you on.
1158
00:51:42,746 --> 00:51:45,930
- When I'm not prepared, I get anxious.
1159
00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:46,843
- Me, too.
1160
00:51:46,843 --> 00:51:47,676
- See?
1161
00:51:47,676 --> 00:51:48,509
- Yeah.
1162
00:51:48,509 --> 00:51:49,342
- That's why you're always anxious,
1163
00:51:49,342 --> 00:51:50,924
because you're never prepared.
1164
00:51:50,924 --> 00:51:52,065
Next room.
1165
00:51:52,065 --> 00:51:53,226
- I just got to pee first.
1166
00:51:53,226 --> 00:51:54,412
(Stacy groaning)
1167
00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:55,745
- Always peeing.
1168
00:51:56,674 --> 00:51:59,083
(door knocking)
1169
00:51:59,083 --> 00:51:59,916
- Stacy.
1170
00:52:01,126 --> 00:52:02,311
I'm trying to pee.
1171
00:52:02,311 --> 00:52:04,784
What the heck are you
doing to the flowers?
1172
00:52:04,784 --> 00:52:05,617
(Stacy sighing)
1173
00:52:05,617 --> 00:52:06,450
- All right.
1174
00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:07,283
- What is that?
1175
00:52:07,283 --> 00:52:08,116
- This?
1176
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:10,614
It's a dagger.
1177
00:52:10,614 --> 00:52:13,947
- Why is there a dagger in the bathroom?
1178
00:52:14,959 --> 00:52:16,870
- Why is there a dagger in the bathroom?
1179
00:52:16,870 --> 00:52:19,814
You mean, why is there a
easily accessible weapon
1180
00:52:19,814 --> 00:52:22,252
for when I'm at my most vulnerable?
1181
00:52:22,252 --> 00:52:24,978
I think even you could
answer that, Autumn.
1182
00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:26,876
I just busted in here.
1183
00:52:26,876 --> 00:52:28,578
I could've killed you.
1184
00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:32,304
Heck, I've killed you five
times in my imagination.
1185
00:52:32,304 --> 00:52:33,810
You're not helping.
1186
00:52:33,810 --> 00:52:36,098
- Okay, well, can you just hurry up, then?
1187
00:52:36,098 --> 00:52:37,330
Because I want to get to the party
1188
00:52:37,330 --> 00:52:40,603
to take some shots before the heist.
1189
00:52:40,603 --> 00:52:43,194
- You know I'm a shy pee-er.
1190
00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:47,794
Now it's going to take me
five minutes to get started.
1191
00:52:47,794 --> 00:52:49,055
You're okay.
1192
00:52:49,055 --> 00:52:50,925
(Autumn sighing)
1193
00:52:50,925 --> 00:52:53,508
Everything's okay, you're fine.
1194
00:52:54,361 --> 00:52:55,611
Dammit, Stacy.
1195
00:52:57,962 --> 00:52:59,569
(Autumn sighing)
1196
00:52:59,569 --> 00:53:00,736
Shut the door.
1197
00:53:06,828 --> 00:53:07,661
Okay.
1198
00:53:13,185 --> 00:53:16,638
(ceiling tile rattling)
1199
00:53:16,638 --> 00:53:18,742
- That's Tommy Schumacher's old bat.
1200
00:53:18,742 --> 00:53:20,364
- Sure is, mother fucker.
1201
00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:23,114
Messed with the wrong 4th grader.
1202
00:53:26,387 --> 00:53:29,470
- Anger management, anger management.
1203
00:53:31,447 --> 00:53:32,280
- Okay.
1204
00:53:37,737 --> 00:53:38,570
Ah.
1205
00:53:40,445 --> 00:53:41,278
(Stacy sighing)
1206
00:53:41,278 --> 00:53:42,356
Some rope.
1207
00:53:42,356 --> 00:53:43,298
- Why?
1208
00:53:43,298 --> 00:53:44,357
- Seriously?
1209
00:53:44,357 --> 00:53:47,276
You don't understand why
we need rope for the heist?
1210
00:53:47,276 --> 00:53:50,535
Okay, well, if we need
to hog tie somebody.
1211
00:53:50,535 --> 00:53:53,387
If we get stuck on the roof and
we have to repel down, okay?
1212
00:53:53,387 --> 00:53:54,220
I don't want to get stuck on the roof.
1213
00:53:54,220 --> 00:53:55,260
Do you want want to get stuck on the roof?
1214
00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:56,093
- No.
1215
00:53:56,093 --> 00:53:59,272
- I hate getting stuck on roofs, okay?
1216
00:53:59,272 --> 00:54:00,952
I thought that was obvious.
1217
00:54:00,952 --> 00:54:03,599
- No, Stacy, this time, I want to know
1218
00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:05,898
why the rope is in the room.
1219
00:54:05,898 --> 00:54:06,856
- Oh.
1220
00:54:06,856 --> 00:54:08,312
Duh.
1221
00:54:08,312 --> 00:54:12,062
Some guys can't relax
unless they're tied up.
1222
00:54:14,765 --> 00:54:17,341
- That's how she keeps getting promoted.
1223
00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:19,607
- Oh, by the way, Autumn, I
noticed that you were sleeping
1224
00:54:19,607 --> 00:54:23,156
on your back last night, and
that's really bad for the baby.
1225
00:54:23,156 --> 00:54:25,127
- Oh, this early?
1226
00:54:25,127 --> 00:54:28,448
- I'm going to be this baby's daddy, 'kay?
1227
00:54:28,448 --> 00:54:31,131
And I've done my research
made sure that I know
1228
00:54:31,131 --> 00:54:34,741
everything there is to
know about having a baby.
1229
00:54:34,741 --> 00:54:37,029
- I know you have, thank you.
1230
00:54:37,029 --> 00:54:39,031
- All right, well, we
should leave our phones
1231
00:54:39,031 --> 00:54:41,537
in here so that we they can't track us.
1232
00:54:41,537 --> 00:54:42,370
- They?
1233
00:54:44,413 --> 00:54:49,413
- The government, FBI, CIA,
people that might want bad guys,
1234
00:54:49,795 --> 00:54:54,007
which is what we're going to
be after we go and do this?
1235
00:54:54,007 --> 00:54:55,427
(latch clicking)
1236
00:54:55,427 --> 00:54:56,315
Can you reach into the glove box
1237
00:54:56,315 --> 00:54:59,065
and grab my burner phone, please?
1238
00:55:00,387 --> 00:55:01,339
- Your burner phone?
1239
00:55:01,339 --> 00:55:03,549
- Yeah, it's not a gun,
it's just a burner phone.
1240
00:55:03,549 --> 00:55:04,527
Why are you acting like-
1241
00:55:04,527 --> 00:55:07,010
- Why do we need a burner phone?
1242
00:55:07,010 --> 00:55:09,633
- Well, in case of emergencies?
1243
00:55:09,633 --> 00:55:12,909
Tons of things can go wrong in a heist.
1244
00:55:12,909 --> 00:55:17,187
I've got a burner phone in
case we need to call someone.
1245
00:55:17,187 --> 00:55:20,174
That's what phones are for.
1246
00:55:20,174 --> 00:55:21,063
- I don't want to do this.
1247
00:55:21,063 --> 00:55:22,271
- I don't want to fight, either.
1248
00:55:22,271 --> 00:55:25,354
(upbeat dance music)
1249
00:55:47,227 --> 00:55:49,524
(door knocking)
1250
00:55:49,524 --> 00:55:51,190
- It's the cops, oh shit, clean up.
1251
00:55:51,190 --> 00:55:52,690
- What's going on?
1252
00:55:53,890 --> 00:55:55,437
We're got a report of a loud party.
1253
00:55:55,437 --> 00:55:57,639
Take your IDs out.
1254
00:55:57,639 --> 00:55:58,514
How long you been using?
1255
00:55:58,514 --> 00:55:59,350
- That's my EpiPen.
1256
00:55:59,350 --> 00:56:01,699
- Yeah, well, looks like drugs to me.
1257
00:56:01,699 --> 00:56:02,814
- Yo, let's go.
1258
00:56:02,814 --> 00:56:04,250
- [Party Goer] I ain't goin' back, man.
1259
00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:05,790
- I want you to touch
the tip of your finger
1260
00:56:05,790 --> 00:56:07,369
to the tip of your
nose, do you understand?
1261
00:56:07,369 --> 00:56:08,202
- Yeah.
1262
00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:09,517
- All right, left.
1263
00:56:09,517 --> 00:56:11,098
(woman chuckling)
1264
00:56:11,098 --> 00:56:12,922
I said left.
1265
00:56:12,922 --> 00:56:14,363
How old are you?
1266
00:56:14,363 --> 00:56:15,598
- 21.
1267
00:56:15,598 --> 00:56:16,539
- Yeah, right.
1268
00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:17,861
- They're gonna shut down this
party, 'cause it's getting
1269
00:56:17,861 --> 00:56:21,116
way too crazy in here, and
then, we're out of an alibi.
1270
00:56:21,116 --> 00:56:22,351
- Calm down.
1271
00:56:22,351 --> 00:56:25,456
You're about to do that
squeaky voice that I hate.
1272
00:56:25,456 --> 00:56:28,493
I have like a hundred dollars
worth of fireworks in my bag.
1273
00:56:28,493 --> 00:56:31,395
You and I are going to go set these off,
1274
00:56:31,395 --> 00:56:36,063
and the cops will go down
the street to investigate
1275
00:56:36,063 --> 00:56:37,564
- I could call a paddy wagon right now,
1276
00:56:37,564 --> 00:56:39,999
and have you all taken to jail.
1277
00:56:39,999 --> 00:56:43,817
But lucky for you, it's
the end of my shift.
1278
00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:46,537
(party goers cheering)
1279
00:56:46,537 --> 00:56:47,762
(upbeat dancing music)
1280
00:56:47,762 --> 00:56:48,595
Ah.
1281
00:56:52,394 --> 00:56:53,504
- Oh, I love selfies.
1282
00:56:53,504 --> 00:56:56,921
- You're so hot, get in here.
1283
00:57:04,985 --> 00:57:07,013
- Oh, my gosh, Allison,
you look so cute tonight.
1284
00:57:07,013 --> 00:57:08,571
We should totally do a selfie together.
1285
00:57:08,571 --> 00:57:09,404
- You do, too.
1286
00:57:09,404 --> 00:57:11,537
Yeah, let's put ourselves on Instagram.
1287
00:57:11,537 --> 00:57:12,370
Ooop.
1288
00:57:13,685 --> 00:57:14,518
Aaah!
1289
00:57:19,796 --> 00:57:22,497
- Do you see those two girls over there?
1290
00:57:22,497 --> 00:57:25,288
They're totally staring at us.
1291
00:57:25,288 --> 00:57:26,688
- Oh, you're right.
1292
00:57:26,688 --> 00:57:29,317
They are totally staring at us so hard.
1293
00:57:29,317 --> 00:57:30,176
- What is their problem?
1294
00:57:30,176 --> 00:57:32,685
They totally need to
mind their own business.
1295
00:57:32,685 --> 00:57:34,164
- I don't know.
1296
00:57:34,164 --> 00:57:35,582
But you know what, Kristy?
1297
00:57:35,582 --> 00:57:37,201
I'm going to go find out.
1298
00:57:37,201 --> 00:57:39,618
What is your fucking problem?
1299
00:57:41,229 --> 00:57:46,116
Your eyes are like daggers,
and they're just stabbing me
1300
00:57:46,116 --> 00:57:48,533
over and over and over again.
1301
00:57:49,678 --> 00:57:51,886
- You lookin' at her?
1302
00:57:51,886 --> 00:57:53,323
I haven't been looking at you.
1303
00:57:53,323 --> 00:57:55,823
- Can we just like be friends?
1304
00:57:57,842 --> 00:58:00,553
- I could see tequila shots in our future.
1305
00:58:00,553 --> 00:58:04,590
- Tequila, that's always a
really good way to make friends.
1306
00:58:04,590 --> 00:58:05,423
- Mmhmm.
1307
00:58:05,423 --> 00:58:07,500
- You know what else,
though, is really fun?
1308
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,333
- [Woman] What?
1309
00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:09,333
- Strippers.
1310
00:58:10,982 --> 00:58:14,149
You should dare me to hire a stripper.
1311
00:58:15,817 --> 00:58:17,497
- I think that's a great idea.
1312
00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:19,884
Matter of fact, you can
use my phone to call one.
1313
00:58:19,884 --> 00:58:20,973
- Thank you.
1314
00:58:20,973 --> 00:58:21,806
- No, no, no, Allison.
1315
00:58:21,806 --> 00:58:23,833
- We're getting a stripper.
1316
00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:24,697
- 84 episodes.
1317
00:58:24,697 --> 00:58:27,721
You're not going to prove me wrong.
1318
00:58:27,721 --> 00:58:30,313
- Richard, I'm sorry
I have to do this to you,
1319
00:58:30,313 --> 00:58:31,751
but I'm gonna look it up.
1320
00:58:31,751 --> 00:58:33,396
- Yeah, ask your best friend, Google.
1321
00:58:33,396 --> 00:58:34,584
- Is that a camera phone?
1322
00:58:34,584 --> 00:58:36,012
Let's take a selfie.
1323
00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:37,595
Come on, get close.
1324
00:58:40,310 --> 00:58:42,560
Perfect, thank you so much.
1325
00:58:44,809 --> 00:58:48,291
- He was short, just like a
bean pole, you know what I mean?
1326
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:50,543
'Cause it just feels weird.
1327
00:58:50,543 --> 00:58:51,376
- Hey, ladies.
1328
00:58:51,376 --> 00:58:52,209
- Oh, no.
1329
00:58:52,209 --> 00:58:54,006
- Are those space pants?
1330
00:58:54,006 --> 00:58:56,536
'Cause your ass is out of this world.
1331
00:58:56,536 --> 00:58:57,536
- Wow, okay.
1332
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,918
That's cute.
1333
00:59:00,918 --> 00:59:04,011
Just take all this cuteness,
1334
00:59:04,011 --> 00:59:07,144
and just take it right over there.
1335
00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:11,081
- I'll take it anywhere you want to, baby.
1336
00:59:11,081 --> 00:59:12,652
Ooo, short hair.
1337
00:59:12,652 --> 00:59:16,348
I haven't been with a short
haired-chick in five chicks.
1338
00:59:16,348 --> 00:59:19,168
- That is totally the
pickup line I wanted.
1339
00:59:19,168 --> 00:59:20,262
- Well then, why don't we take this
1340
00:59:20,262 --> 00:59:23,429
right up to the bedroom and finish it?
1341
00:59:24,725 --> 00:59:27,292
- You'll do anything to
get in our pants, will you?
1342
00:59:27,292 --> 00:59:31,385
- I would do literally anything
to get with you two chicks.
1343
00:59:31,385 --> 00:59:34,593
- Maybe try putting a keg on the roof?
1344
00:59:34,593 --> 00:59:37,686
- I will do a keg stand on the roof.
1345
00:59:37,686 --> 00:59:38,769
I'm a genius.
1346
00:59:41,129 --> 00:59:42,143
- Stacy.
1347
00:59:42,143 --> 00:59:42,976
- Oh, hey.
1348
00:59:42,976 --> 00:59:43,888
- How are you?
1349
00:59:43,888 --> 00:59:45,510
- What are you doing here?
1350
00:59:45,510 --> 00:59:47,629
- You're so funny.
1351
00:59:47,629 --> 00:59:49,974
I invited you, remember?
1352
00:59:49,974 --> 00:59:50,807
Oh.
1353
00:59:50,807 --> 00:59:52,015
(Craig laughing)
1354
00:59:52,015 --> 00:59:53,668
You did, of course you'd be here, because.
1355
00:59:53,668 --> 00:59:54,501
(Stacy chuckling)
1356
00:59:54,501 --> 00:59:58,460
Stacy, you are just so
beautiful, you look immaculate.
1357
00:59:58,460 --> 01:00:02,924
You didn't have the braid in
the other night, and just,
1358
01:00:02,924 --> 01:00:03,757
(Stacy groaning)
1359
01:00:03,757 --> 01:00:04,772
- What are you doing?
1360
01:00:04,772 --> 01:00:05,605
No.
1361
01:00:06,752 --> 01:00:08,278
- Am I not allowed to do that?
1362
01:00:08,278 --> 01:00:10,428
- I'm shy, I don't like PDA,
1363
01:00:10,428 --> 01:00:12,252
and there's tons of people here.
1364
01:00:12,252 --> 01:00:14,652
- I just thought we
were kind of, you know.
1365
01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:15,485
- Oh no.
1366
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:20,063
Is that dark beer you're drinking?
1367
01:00:20,063 --> 01:00:22,009
- I know, yeah, unfortunately.
1368
01:00:22,009 --> 01:00:25,104
- Cameron, you're not gonna
get to those big muscles.
1369
01:00:25,104 --> 01:00:27,493
- It's the only thing
they had in the fridge.
1370
01:00:27,493 --> 01:00:29,318
I can't drive, I'm not
gonna go out right now.
1371
01:00:29,318 --> 01:00:32,305
- What if I told you,
you can get six times
1372
01:00:32,305 --> 01:00:34,412
the drunkness with none of the calories?
1373
01:00:34,412 --> 01:00:35,269
- You're a liar.
1374
01:00:35,269 --> 01:00:36,460
- I'm not a liar.
1375
01:00:36,460 --> 01:00:38,992
It's called a beer enema.
1376
01:00:38,992 --> 01:00:41,872
You might feel a little pop.
1377
01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:43,418
(Craig sighing)
1378
01:00:43,418 --> 01:00:45,085
Perfect, just relax.
1379
01:00:47,413 --> 01:00:50,561
(beer softly splashing)
1380
01:00:50,561 --> 01:00:52,937
You've had the equivalent of a six pack.
1381
01:00:52,937 --> 01:00:55,891
(Craig moaning)
1382
01:00:55,891 --> 01:00:57,308
- Steady, steady.
1383
01:00:59,059 --> 01:01:00,124
- I can't really hear you,
1384
01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:03,689
you're kind of slurring your words.
1385
01:01:03,689 --> 01:01:06,356
(keys clinking)
1386
01:01:15,401 --> 01:01:16,491
What?
1387
01:01:16,491 --> 01:01:18,795
- What are you doing?
1388
01:01:18,795 --> 01:01:21,208
- Getting in the heist car.
1389
01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:23,366
- This is not your car.
1390
01:01:23,366 --> 01:01:25,182
- Yeah, I know, I wouldn't use
1391
01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,838
my own car for the heist car.
1392
01:01:27,838 --> 01:01:28,947
(Autumn sighing)
1393
01:01:28,947 --> 01:01:29,780
- What?
1394
01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:31,539
Like, you want me to get
captured by all the cameras
1395
01:01:31,539 --> 01:01:33,964
at the grocery stores
and the gas stations?
1396
01:01:33,964 --> 01:01:37,850
'Cause that would be really
smart, Autumn, wouldn't it?
1397
01:01:37,850 --> 01:01:39,674
- What if someone reports a car stolen?
1398
01:01:39,674 --> 01:01:40,540
- What?
1399
01:01:40,540 --> 01:01:44,044
No, it's taken care of,
you don't need to worry.
1400
01:01:44,044 --> 01:01:45,044
Pinky swear.
1401
01:01:46,323 --> 01:01:48,819
The party just started,
nobody's even drunk yet,
1402
01:01:48,819 --> 01:01:50,799
which means nobody's
going to come out here
1403
01:01:50,799 --> 01:01:54,089
and notice that this pile of shit's gone.
1404
01:01:54,089 --> 01:01:56,163
- It is a pretty shitty car.
1405
01:01:56,163 --> 01:02:00,302
- It's really shitty,
it even smells shitty.
1406
01:02:00,302 --> 01:02:03,090
- We could be doing him
a favor by taking it.
1407
01:02:03,090 --> 01:02:05,081
- Yeah, that's the spirit.
1408
01:02:05,081 --> 01:02:07,414
Let's get in this shit wagon.
1409
01:02:08,944 --> 01:02:11,944
(soft, tense music)
1410
01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:32,390
All right, let's grab the
loot bags, the heist bag.
1411
01:02:34,358 --> 01:02:35,724
All right, got everything?
1412
01:02:35,724 --> 01:02:37,491
- [Autumn] Yeah.
1413
01:02:37,491 --> 01:02:38,713
- Ready?
1414
01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:39,660
- Yeah.
1415
01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:43,327
- Okay, we're going to
go sneak around back.
1416
01:02:44,881 --> 01:02:46,609
What are the odds it's just unlocked?
1417
01:02:46,609 --> 01:02:48,664
- Oh no, he never leaves it unlocked.
1418
01:02:48,664 --> 01:02:49,497
Okay.
1419
01:02:49,497 --> 01:02:51,032
- Hurry up.
1420
01:02:51,032 --> 01:02:52,424
Somebody's going to see us.
1421
01:02:52,424 --> 01:02:55,169
- This is from the Pinboard post, okay?
1422
01:02:55,169 --> 01:02:56,766
I actually read it.
1423
01:02:56,766 --> 01:02:58,760
- Okay, well, did you watch
any of the videos I sent?
1424
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:00,200
- There were videos?
1425
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,051
(Stacy groaning)
1426
01:03:01,051 --> 01:03:02,648
- Autumn, unlock the fucking door.
1427
01:03:02,648 --> 01:03:04,856
- It's not me, it's the stupid bobby pin.
1428
01:03:04,856 --> 01:03:06,314
- Autumn, this was literally your one
1429
01:03:06,314 --> 01:03:08,168
fucking job, and you're failing at it.
1430
01:03:08,168 --> 01:03:09,281
- I read every step.
1431
01:03:09,281 --> 01:03:11,118
It's supposed to take
a little bit of time.
1432
01:03:11,118 --> 01:03:13,976
- Well, it's not working,
and it's taking forever.
1433
01:03:13,976 --> 01:03:16,542
(glass shattering)
1434
01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:18,152
(Autumn gasping)
1435
01:03:18,152 --> 01:03:19,169
- Stacy.
1436
01:03:19,169 --> 01:03:20,836
- Well, that worked.
1437
01:03:24,157 --> 01:03:27,245
(soft, tense music)
1438
01:03:27,245 --> 01:03:29,574
- Let's start with the games.
1439
01:03:29,574 --> 01:03:31,051
- All of them?
1440
01:03:31,051 --> 01:03:33,857
- Yeah, I mean, they
gotta be worth something.
1441
01:03:33,857 --> 01:03:36,584
And besides, you said it was
Ethan's favorite thing, right?
1442
01:03:36,584 --> 01:03:37,417
- Mmhmm.
1443
01:03:37,417 --> 01:03:38,670
- So, let's make him cry.
1444
01:03:38,670 --> 01:03:40,241
- Hell yes.
1445
01:03:40,241 --> 01:03:41,836
- I mean, that's what he was always
1446
01:03:41,836 --> 01:03:44,933
spending all of your rent money on, so.
1447
01:03:44,933 --> 01:03:47,100
I think I broke something.
1448
01:03:48,487 --> 01:03:49,904
- Oh, and the TV?
1449
01:03:51,918 --> 01:03:53,584
- This?
- Yeah.
1450
01:03:53,584 --> 01:03:56,465
- We can only take what
will fit in our duffel bags.
1451
01:03:56,465 --> 01:03:57,605
- It's gotta be worth something.
1452
01:03:57,605 --> 01:03:59,873
- Well, yeah, but I
don't want to be caught
1453
01:03:59,873 --> 01:04:01,070
if shit hits the fan carrying
1454
01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:04,059
this big TV, and neither do you.
1455
01:04:04,059 --> 01:04:05,142
- Fair point.
1456
01:04:05,979 --> 01:04:08,513
- Comic books, where does he keep 'em?
1457
01:04:08,513 --> 01:04:09,771
- Over there.
1458
01:04:09,771 --> 01:04:10,812
- [Stacy] Okay, cool.
1459
01:04:10,812 --> 01:04:12,001
- Okay.
1460
01:04:12,001 --> 01:04:14,113
So, here are these stupid things.
1461
01:04:14,113 --> 01:04:15,361
- Wow.
1462
01:04:15,361 --> 01:04:18,350
- He said he didn't want
to have children with me,
1463
01:04:18,350 --> 01:04:21,049
because these were his babies.
1464
01:04:21,049 --> 01:04:25,537
- Yeah, well, I told him you
to ditch him a bunch of times.
1465
01:04:25,537 --> 01:04:28,069
- First edition, mint copies hand-wrapped,
1466
01:04:28,069 --> 01:04:30,344
(Autumn groaning)
1467
01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:33,677
Every single one of these, a month's rent.
1468
01:04:34,923 --> 01:04:35,756
- What?
1469
01:04:35,756 --> 01:04:37,694
- Yep, he would not pay the rent
1470
01:04:37,694 --> 01:04:41,163
because he had to invest in himself.
1471
01:04:41,163 --> 01:04:43,621
So, these are worth a
month's rent, each of these?
1472
01:04:43,621 --> 01:04:44,667
- Uh-huh.
1473
01:04:44,667 --> 01:04:46,574
Screw the money, let's burn these.
1474
01:04:46,574 --> 01:04:47,407
- What?
1475
01:04:47,407 --> 01:04:48,240
No.
1476
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,030
- Please, you love burning shit.
1477
01:04:50,030 --> 01:04:51,601
- They probably have only gone up
1478
01:04:51,601 --> 01:04:54,120
in value since he purchased them.
1479
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:57,227
These are now our babies, okay?
1480
01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,676
So, as much as we would like to burn them
1481
01:04:59,676 --> 01:05:02,702
and film it and send it to
him anonymously, we can't.
1482
01:05:02,702 --> 01:05:05,329
Because you have a thing
growing inside of you
1483
01:05:05,329 --> 01:05:08,123
that is going to be coming
in about eight months.
1484
01:05:08,123 --> 01:05:09,109
Remember, you don't have a place
1485
01:05:09,109 --> 01:05:11,445
to live, you don't have a car.
1486
01:05:11,445 --> 01:05:12,278
- Fine.
1487
01:05:13,141 --> 01:05:16,267
But those aren't even his pride and joy.
1488
01:05:16,267 --> 01:05:17,225
- There's more?
1489
01:05:17,225 --> 01:05:18,058
- Oh, yes.
1490
01:05:18,058 --> 01:05:20,062
In the glass case you will see the ones
1491
01:05:20,062 --> 01:05:23,312
that are protected from, well, us.
1492
01:05:24,286 --> 01:05:25,386
- I thought I would start to feel bad
1493
01:05:25,386 --> 01:05:27,537
about taking all of Ethan's shit.
1494
01:05:27,537 --> 01:05:28,370
- You?
1495
01:05:28,370 --> 01:05:31,054
- But the more and more of
his stuff that we take,
1496
01:05:31,054 --> 01:05:33,707
the more I just feel like he deserves it.
1497
01:05:33,707 --> 01:05:36,165
We'll be able to buy a ton of stuff.
1498
01:05:36,165 --> 01:05:39,333
I can get a boob job, or a new car.
1499
01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:41,195
- Why not both?
1500
01:05:41,195 --> 01:05:44,205
- Whoa, I like the new Autumn.
1501
01:05:44,205 --> 01:05:46,040
You're a little badass.
1502
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,239
- Hey, maybe I'll get a boob job.
1503
01:05:48,239 --> 01:05:50,341
- You can't get a boob job.
1504
01:05:50,341 --> 01:05:51,390
- Aw, come on.
1505
01:05:51,390 --> 01:05:53,498
- It makes it harder
to breastfeed the baby.
1506
01:05:53,498 --> 01:05:55,612
No, you need to stop being so selfish.
1507
01:05:55,612 --> 01:05:57,858
All right, now let's go
steal some more shit.
1508
01:05:57,858 --> 01:05:58,691
- Okay.
1509
01:06:02,149 --> 01:06:04,731
(cabinet creaking)
1510
01:06:04,731 --> 01:06:07,481
(Autumn sighing)
1511
01:06:21,663 --> 01:06:22,496
(Autumn sighing)
1512
01:06:22,496 --> 01:06:24,063
Okay, I really want to get all my clothes
1513
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:27,061
out of the closet, then we
never have to come back.
1514
01:06:27,061 --> 01:06:27,894
- What?
1515
01:06:27,894 --> 01:06:28,911
No.
1516
01:06:28,911 --> 01:06:31,621
We can't steal any of your fugly-ass shit.
1517
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:32,965
- Why not?
1518
01:06:32,965 --> 01:06:35,977
- Well, for one, no burglar is going
1519
01:06:35,977 --> 01:06:38,860
to come in here and steal
your fucking clothes.
1520
01:06:38,860 --> 01:06:41,007
So, he'll know it was you.
1521
01:06:41,007 --> 01:06:41,840
- Dammit.
1522
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:42,673
- I know.
1523
01:06:43,717 --> 01:06:47,005
'Cause I would love to get my jacket back
1524
01:06:47,005 --> 01:06:52,005
that you borrowed and never
gave back to me, but I can't.
1525
01:06:52,191 --> 01:06:54,039
- What did you just do?
1526
01:06:54,039 --> 01:06:55,956
- Oh, I'm redecorating.
1527
01:06:57,349 --> 01:06:58,432
Redecorating.
1528
01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:01,551
- I want to fuck with him a little bit.
1529
01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:03,052
Pull some pranks on him.
1530
01:07:03,052 --> 01:07:04,264
- I've got one.
1531
01:07:04,264 --> 01:07:07,996
- I would say I'm excited,
but your ideas usually stink.
1532
01:07:07,996 --> 01:07:12,937
- Oh, it'll stink, but not
the way you're thinking.
1533
01:07:12,937 --> 01:07:17,330
- Did you bring fart
bombs without telling me?
1534
01:07:17,330 --> 01:07:20,997
- This little gem I
have had for two months.
1535
01:07:22,729 --> 01:07:24,312
- Ew, is that fish?
1536
01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:28,334
- Yeah, it's pollock, and it's old.
1537
01:07:29,264 --> 01:07:31,264
And the heater's broken.
1538
01:07:32,936 --> 01:07:36,226
- Oh, you want to
put it in the vents?
1539
01:07:36,226 --> 01:07:37,726
I fucking love it.
1540
01:07:39,598 --> 01:07:42,670
- Not only that, now we have old fish
1541
01:07:42,670 --> 01:07:46,113
with heat constantly running over it.
1542
01:07:46,113 --> 01:07:47,975
- Is that why it's hot as balls in here?
1543
01:07:47,975 --> 01:07:50,712
- That is correct, and that is also why
1544
01:07:50,712 --> 01:07:54,629
it will be hot as balls
and smell like the sea.
1545
01:07:55,979 --> 01:07:59,387
- Who are you, and what
did you do with Autumn?
1546
01:07:59,387 --> 01:08:00,720
- I'm the devil.
1547
01:08:01,810 --> 01:08:04,227
- Okay, that's kind of dorky.
1548
01:08:05,579 --> 01:08:07,593
(cabinet creaking)
1549
01:08:07,593 --> 01:08:08,426
- Jackpot.
1550
01:08:12,648 --> 01:08:14,247
(soft music)
1551
01:08:14,247 --> 01:08:17,278
(wrapper crinkling)
1552
01:08:17,278 --> 01:08:18,111
Stacy.
1553
01:08:19,176 --> 01:08:21,343
What are you doing?
1554
01:08:21,343 --> 01:08:23,552
- Poking holes in Ethan's condoms?
1555
01:08:23,552 --> 01:08:25,342
- So he can get more chicks pregnant?
1556
01:08:25,342 --> 01:08:26,530
- Well, I mean, so we can get the chick
1557
01:08:26,530 --> 01:08:29,645
that he left you for pregnant.
1558
01:08:29,645 --> 01:08:31,835
- We don't hate her.
1559
01:08:31,835 --> 01:08:33,418
- I kinda hate her.
1560
01:08:34,290 --> 01:08:35,886
Okay.
1561
01:08:35,886 --> 01:08:36,969
You're right.
1562
01:08:37,879 --> 01:08:39,869
You wouldn't get as much child support.
1563
01:08:39,869 --> 01:08:41,549
- Well, that's one reason, other than
1564
01:08:41,549 --> 01:08:44,168
it being completely unethical.
1565
01:08:44,168 --> 01:08:46,725
- All right, fine, let's
go throw these away.
1566
01:08:46,725 --> 01:08:50,058
We'll find something else amazing to do.
1567
01:08:53,321 --> 01:08:56,071
(stove clicking)
1568
01:09:00,415 --> 01:09:02,855
Hey, Ethan smokes, right?
1569
01:09:02,855 --> 01:09:07,187
Yeah, all the time, even inside.
It's absolutely disgusting.
1570
01:09:07,187 --> 01:09:08,020
(Stacy groaning)
1571
01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:08,853
- Ew.
1572
01:09:08,853 --> 01:09:09,686
Cool.
1573
01:09:15,249 --> 01:09:17,422
- So, class today was pretty boring.
1574
01:09:17,422 --> 01:09:18,356
- [Boy] Obviously.
1575
01:09:18,356 --> 01:09:19,803
- [Girl] When is it not boring?
1576
01:09:19,803 --> 01:09:22,470
(ominous music)
1577
01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:26,921
- Hey guys.
1578
01:09:26,921 --> 01:09:29,072
- Just ignore him.
1579
01:09:29,072 --> 01:09:30,673
- Did you hear they tried
to fire the principal?
1580
01:09:30,673 --> 01:09:31,875
- I heard that.
1581
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,081
- Whoa, that is
1582
01:09:33,081 --> 01:09:34,534
- Don't touch
1583
01:09:34,534 --> 01:09:36,087
the sweater, man.
- Whoa, okay, okay.
1584
01:09:36,087 --> 01:09:37,023
- He punched a guy, once.
1585
01:09:37,023 --> 01:09:40,266
- I apologize, I thought
it was a nice sweatshirt
1586
01:09:40,266 --> 01:09:42,266
and I'm just not having,
1587
01:09:44,909 --> 01:09:46,170
why are you guys out?
1588
01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:47,527
It's late.
1589
01:09:47,527 --> 01:09:50,152
- He smells so bad.
1590
01:09:50,152 --> 01:09:52,538
- I lost my car and I don't know,
1591
01:09:52,538 --> 01:09:54,242
- How do you lose a car?
1592
01:09:54,242 --> 01:09:57,159
- I walked outside and it was gone.
1593
01:09:58,939 --> 01:10:01,392
Now it's gone, and I
don't know what to do.
1594
01:10:01,392 --> 01:10:03,778
- Well, can you press a
little button on your keys?
1595
01:10:03,778 --> 01:10:05,990
- You know, make it beep.
- Like an alarm.
1596
01:10:05,990 --> 01:10:07,510
- On my keys?
1597
01:10:07,510 --> 01:10:08,343
- Yeah.
1598
01:10:08,343 --> 01:10:10,326
- I don't have the keys
now, and my car has gone.
1599
01:10:10,326 --> 01:10:13,409
Have you guys seen it, by any chance?
1600
01:10:15,844 --> 01:10:16,979
- And he's down, okay.
1601
01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:18,519
- I don't know what to do.
1602
01:10:18,519 --> 01:10:20,455
(Craig softly sobbing)
1603
01:10:20,455 --> 01:10:21,842
- Buddy.
1604
01:10:21,842 --> 01:10:23,502
Sanchez.
1605
01:10:23,502 --> 01:10:24,558
- [Craig] My name is Greg.
1606
01:10:24,558 --> 01:10:25,682
- Greg, okay.
1607
01:10:25,682 --> 01:10:28,206
Where did you come from, Greg?
1608
01:10:28,206 --> 01:10:29,116
- Yeah?
1609
01:10:29,116 --> 01:10:30,300
- A party.
1610
01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:31,602
- [Girl] Of course.
1611
01:10:31,602 --> 01:10:32,435
- Okay?
1612
01:10:33,691 --> 01:10:35,671
I just need my car, that's all I need.
1613
01:10:35,671 --> 01:10:39,411
- Well, color, anything, license plate?
1614
01:10:39,411 --> 01:10:40,259
- [Greg] Seafoam.
1615
01:10:40,259 --> 01:10:41,092
(girls chuckling)
1616
01:10:41,092 --> 01:10:41,986
- Seafoam?
1617
01:10:41,986 --> 01:10:45,997
- It's a green color. I
didn't choose it, okay?
1618
01:10:45,997 --> 01:10:47,266
- Got it, I see.
1619
01:10:47,266 --> 01:10:48,463
- It was my sister's.
1620
01:10:48,463 --> 01:10:50,687
- [Girl] You know, I think
we saw a seafoam car.
1621
01:10:50,687 --> 01:10:51,773
- [Boy] I think it went that way?
1622
01:10:51,773 --> 01:10:53,007
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that way.
1623
01:10:53,007 --> 01:10:54,667
- You just let it go?
1624
01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:55,999
- What are we going to do, jump on it?
1625
01:10:55,999 --> 01:10:57,846
- I thought you'd at
least try to stop it.
1626
01:10:57,846 --> 01:11:00,246
- We didn't know it was your car.
1627
01:11:00,246 --> 01:11:01,619
- I just thought-
1628
01:11:01,619 --> 01:11:02,599
- Okay, Craig, whatever,
1629
01:11:02,599 --> 01:11:04,060
- It's Greg.
1630
01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:05,075
- Greg.
1631
01:11:05,075 --> 01:11:05,922
- What are you doing out here?
1632
01:11:05,922 --> 01:11:07,383
You can't drive.
1633
01:11:07,383 --> 01:11:09,023
You're wasted.
1634
01:11:09,023 --> 01:11:12,216
(Greg sighing)
1635
01:11:12,216 --> 01:11:14,354
- You know what?
1636
01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:16,421
You guys aren't gonna help me, obviously.
1637
01:11:16,421 --> 01:11:17,254
- No.
1638
01:11:17,254 --> 01:11:19,977
- You're not, you're not, and you're not.
1639
01:11:19,977 --> 01:11:24,057
So, I am gonna go find my seafoam car.
1640
01:11:24,057 --> 01:11:24,937
(girls giggling)
1641
01:11:24,937 --> 01:11:25,770
- Seafoam.
1642
01:11:25,770 --> 01:11:26,603
- Forget it, you guys.
1643
01:11:26,603 --> 01:11:27,436
- Okay, bye.
1644
01:11:27,436 --> 01:11:29,941
- I stole Ethan's divine phallic symbol.
1645
01:11:29,941 --> 01:11:30,941
His katana.
1646
01:11:32,725 --> 01:11:36,662
I think it's some replica of some anime,
1647
01:11:36,662 --> 01:11:39,828
I don't even know, but he loves it.
1648
01:11:39,828 --> 01:11:40,661
- He's such an,
1649
01:11:40,661 --> 01:11:42,298
(door latch clicking)
1650
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,597
- He's home?
1651
01:11:43,597 --> 01:11:44,514
- What, no.
1652
01:11:45,465 --> 01:11:46,695
- Go get the bat.
1653
01:11:46,695 --> 01:11:47,930
- What bat?
1654
01:11:47,930 --> 01:11:50,945
- The bat that we broke the
window to break in here, go.
1655
01:11:50,945 --> 01:11:52,291
(Stacy sighing)
1656
01:11:52,291 --> 01:11:53,291
Come on, go.
1657
01:11:54,186 --> 01:11:56,033
(soft, tense music)
1658
01:11:56,033 --> 01:11:57,782
Behind the couch, come on.
1659
01:11:57,782 --> 01:11:58,926
Get down here, now.
1660
01:11:58,926 --> 01:11:59,843
Go, go, go.
1661
01:12:01,017 --> 01:12:04,184
(door latch clicking)
1662
01:12:06,353 --> 01:12:08,457
- Yeah, I just got here.
1663
01:12:08,457 --> 01:12:10,074
No, just going to feed Sprinkles,
1664
01:12:10,074 --> 01:12:12,324
and then I'll be on my way.
1665
01:12:13,790 --> 01:12:14,623
All right.
1666
01:12:14,623 --> 01:12:17,206
(lips kissing)
1667
01:12:21,018 --> 01:12:24,779
(Autumn softly shrieking)
1668
01:12:24,779 --> 01:12:27,446
(Stacy meowing)
1669
01:12:30,422 --> 01:12:34,005
- Okay, fine, I'll get
you some food, geez.
1670
01:12:37,490 --> 01:12:40,823
(food pellets rustling)
1671
01:12:46,889 --> 01:12:49,556
(bowl clinking)
1672
01:12:56,568 --> 01:12:58,136
- I think he's gone.
1673
01:12:58,136 --> 01:12:59,648
- Oh, my god.
1674
01:12:59,648 --> 01:13:01,985
- I thought I was going
to have to stab him.
1675
01:13:01,985 --> 01:13:04,109
(ladies panting)
1676
01:13:04,109 --> 01:13:06,276
He almost lit a cigarette.
1677
01:13:07,110 --> 01:13:09,259
- That's what you were worried about?
1678
01:13:09,259 --> 01:13:10,856
Not him finding us?
1679
01:13:10,856 --> 01:13:12,068
- The house would've blown up
1680
01:13:12,068 --> 01:13:13,832
if he'd lit a cigarette.
1681
01:13:13,832 --> 01:13:14,665
- What?
1682
01:13:15,654 --> 01:13:16,881
- Oh, don't play dumb.
1683
01:13:16,881 --> 01:13:21,044
What did you think I was
doing in the kitchen?
1684
01:13:21,044 --> 01:13:21,877
- Stacy.
1685
01:13:23,528 --> 01:13:24,361
- What?
1686
01:13:24,361 --> 01:13:27,493
You don't want me to put
holes in the condoms, right?
1687
01:13:27,493 --> 01:13:29,012
(Stacy sighing)
1688
01:13:29,012 --> 01:13:29,994
- Oh, my god.
1689
01:13:29,994 --> 01:13:31,161
Take your bat.
1690
01:13:32,348 --> 01:13:33,391
- Phew.
1691
01:13:33,391 --> 01:13:35,970
Okay, well let's just go,
that was way too close.
1692
01:13:35,970 --> 01:13:39,343
And apparently, he likes
to come back a lot.
1693
01:13:39,343 --> 01:13:40,829
- Where's the fourth bag?
1694
01:13:40,829 --> 01:13:42,996
- We only have three bags.
1695
01:13:44,456 --> 01:13:46,956
- What, go, let's go, come on.
1696
01:13:50,130 --> 01:13:53,130
(soft, tense music)
1697
01:13:56,335 --> 01:13:59,335
(upbeat rock music)
1698
01:14:10,498 --> 01:14:12,620
That felt so good.
1699
01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:16,172
- Got his katana, his stupid comics.
1700
01:14:16,172 --> 01:14:17,910
Both of those are gonna be
1701
01:14:17,910 --> 01:14:21,248
cold, hard cash for me and my baby.
1702
01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:23,408
Yeah, money, money, money.
1703
01:14:23,408 --> 01:14:24,294
(Autumn laughing)
1704
01:14:24,294 --> 01:14:25,902
- Oh, my god.
1705
01:14:25,902 --> 01:14:28,689
We're gonna buy a new car for me
1706
01:14:28,689 --> 01:14:30,320
and boobs for you.
- Money, money, money.
1707
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:31,158
- Yeah.
1708
01:14:31,158 --> 01:14:33,028
- And a new car for you, 'cause
you're going to get both.
1709
01:14:33,028 --> 01:14:34,111
- Oh yeah, yeah.
1710
01:14:34,111 --> 01:14:34,944
- Ooh.
1711
01:14:35,996 --> 01:14:36,829
Let's get a house together.
1712
01:14:36,829 --> 01:14:37,926
- Yes.
1713
01:14:37,926 --> 01:14:39,193
- Let's do it.
1714
01:14:39,193 --> 01:14:41,458
- That way, I can like really
be a father to your child.
1715
01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:43,259
- You are the father of my child.
1716
01:14:43,259 --> 01:14:45,259
Thank god Ethan is gone.
1717
01:14:46,211 --> 01:14:47,044
Yes.
1718
01:14:47,044 --> 01:14:48,012
- Oh, my god.
1719
01:14:48,012 --> 01:14:50,323
You have no idea how long I prayed.
1720
01:14:50,323 --> 01:14:51,910
- You prayed?
1721
01:14:51,910 --> 01:14:53,773
- I almost became a Christian in order
1722
01:14:53,773 --> 01:14:55,712
to make my prayers count more.
1723
01:14:55,712 --> 01:14:57,526
- Oh my god, you hate Christianity.
1724
01:14:57,526 --> 01:15:00,657
- I just hate organized religion, period.
1725
01:15:00,657 --> 01:15:03,434
- So, you hate Ethan more
than organized religion?
1726
01:15:03,434 --> 01:15:04,267
- Yeah.
1727
01:15:05,350 --> 01:15:06,742
I almost forgot.
1728
01:15:06,742 --> 01:15:07,575
- What?
1729
01:15:07,575 --> 01:15:09,347
- I still have Killian's keys.
1730
01:15:09,347 --> 01:15:10,848
- You mean Craig?
1731
01:15:10,848 --> 01:15:12,755
- Whatever his name is, I don't care.
1732
01:15:12,755 --> 01:15:14,493
Let's get back into the party.
1733
01:15:14,493 --> 01:15:15,326
- Okay.
1734
01:15:15,326 --> 01:15:16,988
- Get into as many more photos as you can.
1735
01:15:16,988 --> 01:15:19,086
We're gonna have a rock-solid alibi.
1736
01:15:19,086 --> 01:15:20,025
(Autumn giggling)
1737
01:15:20,025 --> 01:15:21,442
- I feel so free.
1738
01:15:22,507 --> 01:15:25,126
- Yeah, I feel alive right now.
1739
01:15:25,126 --> 01:15:29,165
Like that time that I did
cocaine, like, so much cocaine.
1740
01:15:29,165 --> 01:15:30,992
(Stacy laughing)
1741
01:15:30,992 --> 01:15:32,659
Oh my god, let's go.
1742
01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:38,503
- So, I'd to thank you for,
like, listening to my problems.
1743
01:15:38,503 --> 01:15:40,752
You're really a good listener.
1744
01:15:40,752 --> 01:15:41,585
Thank you.
1745
01:15:42,477 --> 01:15:43,939
- Who the fuck are you?
1746
01:15:43,939 --> 01:15:45,272
- What are you talking about?
1747
01:15:45,272 --> 01:15:47,062
- When did you fucking get here?
1748
01:15:47,062 --> 01:15:49,033
Why are you sitting with me?
1749
01:15:49,033 --> 01:15:51,080
We've been talking for
like half an hour.
1750
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,109
I'm Joe.
1751
01:15:52,109 --> 01:15:55,340
- No, we have not been talking.
1752
01:15:55,340 --> 01:15:56,601
- Maybe we should stop on this.
1753
01:15:56,601 --> 01:16:00,749
- No, don't touch my fucking drink, Josh.
1754
01:16:00,749 --> 01:16:02,499
- Joe, Joe, remember?
1755
01:16:03,439 --> 01:16:04,439
Maybe water?
1756
01:16:05,693 --> 01:16:08,336
Kick out, maybe, some of that alcohol?
1757
01:16:08,336 --> 01:16:09,521
- No Jim, no.
1758
01:16:09,521 --> 01:16:10,354
- Joe.
1759
01:16:10,354 --> 01:16:13,565
- Do you think anybody
here is drinking water?
1760
01:16:13,565 --> 01:16:15,031
No, no.
1761
01:16:15,031 --> 01:16:17,946
Water is for fucking pussies.
1762
01:16:17,946 --> 01:16:19,037
Do I look like a pussy to you?
1763
01:16:19,037 --> 01:16:20,778
- No, you do not look like a pussy.
1764
01:16:20,778 --> 01:16:21,991
- No, exactly.
1765
01:16:21,991 --> 01:16:25,229
So, you know what sounds really good?
1766
01:16:25,229 --> 01:16:26,083
- What?
1767
01:16:26,083 --> 01:16:27,450
- Tequila shots.
1768
01:16:27,450 --> 01:16:28,842
(woman shrieking)
1769
01:16:28,842 --> 01:16:32,203
Let's get some tequila shots up in here.
1770
01:16:32,203 --> 01:16:34,615
- You know what sounds better?
1771
01:16:34,615 --> 01:16:36,775
Maybe me taking you in, laying you down.
1772
01:16:36,775 --> 01:16:38,371
- Are you trying to sleep with me?
1773
01:16:38,371 --> 01:16:39,454
- No, no, no.
1774
01:16:40,387 --> 01:16:43,891
- Everybody, this guy's
trying to have sex with me.
1775
01:16:43,891 --> 01:16:46,407
- No, no, no, hashtag me too movement.
1776
01:16:46,407 --> 01:16:47,980
- Yes he is.
1777
01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:49,912
- I do not want to sleep with this woman,
1778
01:16:49,912 --> 01:16:52,412
nor have I touched this woman.
1779
01:16:54,684 --> 01:16:56,442
- You don't want to sleep with me?
1780
01:16:56,442 --> 01:17:00,221
- You need medication or
something, like pills?
1781
01:17:00,221 --> 01:17:01,866
Maybe that's what it
is, do you need pills?
1782
01:17:01,866 --> 01:17:03,379
- Are you a drug dealer?
1783
01:17:03,379 --> 01:17:04,212
- What?
1784
01:17:04,212 --> 01:17:05,295
- What kind of drugs do you sell?
1785
01:17:05,295 --> 01:17:07,639
'Cause that changes things a lot
1786
01:17:07,639 --> 01:17:10,215
about what we're talking about before.
1787
01:17:10,215 --> 01:17:11,575
- No, I don't want to sleep with you.
1788
01:17:11,575 --> 01:17:13,495
I do not want to sleep with you.
1789
01:17:13,495 --> 01:17:14,583
We were talking, remember?
1790
01:17:14,583 --> 01:17:16,327
Our problems?
1791
01:17:16,327 --> 01:17:19,626
- Oh yeah, you know what my problem is?
1792
01:17:19,626 --> 01:17:21,847
Those two fucking bitches over there
1793
01:17:21,847 --> 01:17:23,850
have been staring at me all night.
1794
01:17:23,850 --> 01:17:26,873
I don't know what their problem is.
1795
01:17:26,873 --> 01:17:28,218
- Sorry to tell you.
1796
01:17:28,218 --> 01:17:30,388
I don't see no bitches.
1797
01:17:30,388 --> 01:17:32,371
Open your eyes, Javier.
1798
01:17:32,371 --> 01:17:33,978
Those fucking bitches.
(man shouting)
1799
01:17:33,978 --> 01:17:36,931
(water splashing)
1800
01:17:36,931 --> 01:17:39,681
(man whimpering)
1801
01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:52,568
- What did you do to him?
1802
01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:55,235
(man screaming)
1803
01:17:56,692 --> 01:17:57,728
- Get his legs.
1804
01:17:57,728 --> 01:17:59,003
- Can't get the leg.
1805
01:17:59,003 --> 01:18:00,518
(man screaming)
1806
01:18:00,518 --> 01:18:01,601
- Oh my god, could you guys-
1807
01:18:01,601 --> 01:18:03,631
(man screaming)
1808
01:18:03,631 --> 01:18:06,658
He is seriously hurt, can
someone get him a towel?
1809
01:18:06,658 --> 01:18:09,021
(man screaming)
1810
01:18:09,021 --> 01:18:12,021
(commotion roaring)
1811
01:18:13,016 --> 01:18:13,849
Someone call 9-1-1.
1812
01:18:13,849 --> 01:18:15,614
- Hi, 9-1-1?
1813
01:18:15,614 --> 01:18:18,362
There is a man, I mean-
1814
01:18:18,362 --> 01:18:19,902
- Looked like something was drippin' down-
1815
01:18:19,902 --> 01:18:21,070
- We need an ambulance.
1816
01:18:21,070 --> 01:18:23,114
- Hey, someone check and see if he's got
1817
01:18:23,114 --> 01:18:24,854
his package in the pool.
1818
01:18:24,854 --> 01:18:27,461
- [Man] Hey, I think we
should take his pants off.
1819
01:18:27,461 --> 01:18:30,878
- Nevermind, you guys have great service.
1820
01:18:36,272 --> 01:18:37,438
- Oh my god.
1821
01:18:37,438 --> 01:18:39,415
She really got a stripper.
1822
01:18:39,415 --> 01:18:40,748
- What on earth?
1823
01:18:42,926 --> 01:18:43,759
- Not in my,
1824
01:18:43,759 --> 01:18:44,592
(man screaming)
1825
01:18:44,592 --> 01:18:46,259
No, not in my mouth.
1826
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:49,539
- [Man] Hey, you sure
you got the right house?
1827
01:18:49,539 --> 01:18:50,372
Goddamn.
1828
01:18:50,372 --> 01:18:51,872
- This is awesome.
1829
01:18:52,752 --> 01:18:54,544
- No, not in my mouth, not in my mouth.
1830
01:18:54,544 --> 01:18:56,648
(man screaming)
1831
01:18:56,648 --> 01:18:58,263
- [Man] Dude, I thought you were vegan.
1832
01:18:58,263 --> 01:19:01,728
(party goers cheering)
1833
01:19:01,728 --> 01:19:03,651
Who ordered this cop?
1834
01:19:03,651 --> 01:19:07,083
(man screaming)
1835
01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:09,916
(people laughing)
1836
01:19:12,869 --> 01:19:15,733
- [Injured Man] Somebody, please help me.
1837
01:19:15,733 --> 01:19:18,808
(upbeat electronic music)
1838
01:19:18,808 --> 01:19:19,725
No, no, no.
1839
01:19:21,099 --> 01:19:22,440
- Whoa.
1840
01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:23,959
Woo.
1841
01:19:23,959 --> 01:19:27,752
- [Man] All right, now we
should take his pants off.
1842
01:19:27,752 --> 01:19:31,140
- I was so freaking scared
when that happened right then.
1843
01:19:31,140 --> 01:19:33,716
Oh my god, is that Chris?
1844
01:19:33,716 --> 01:19:35,355
It's Craig.
1845
01:19:35,355 --> 01:19:36,188
Whatever.
1846
01:19:38,301 --> 01:19:39,384
- Is he dead?
1847
01:19:41,524 --> 01:19:43,426
- I mean, he could be.
1848
01:19:43,426 --> 01:19:45,308
He had the equivalent of 36 beers
1849
01:19:45,308 --> 01:19:47,975
in five minutes, all up his ass.
1850
01:19:49,192 --> 01:19:50,796
(Stacy sighing)
1851
01:19:50,796 --> 01:19:52,713
Well, what luck for us?
1852
01:19:54,352 --> 01:19:55,852
How serendipitous.
1853
01:19:57,244 --> 01:20:00,244
- Wait, can we check and see if he's
1854
01:20:01,601 --> 01:20:02,732
breathing?
1855
01:20:02,732 --> 01:20:05,208
- Well, he moved, so.
1856
01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,408
- Well, that's a good sign.
1857
01:20:06,408 --> 01:20:08,498
- He looks so cute when he's passed out.
1858
01:20:08,498 --> 01:20:11,478
- Thank god he's not dead.
1859
01:20:11,478 --> 01:20:14,196
- All right, well let's get
home and change our clothes
1860
01:20:14,196 --> 01:20:17,029
and get some coffee, or something.
1861
01:20:18,584 --> 01:20:20,805
Are you able to use my cup though?
1862
01:20:20,805 --> 01:20:22,607
- I think I can do that, sure.
1863
01:20:22,607 --> 01:20:25,404
- Okay, cool, just
trying to save the earth.
1864
01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:29,452
- I have to admit last
night was kind of fun.
1865
01:20:29,452 --> 01:20:31,535
- Well, I thought so too.
1866
01:20:33,437 --> 01:20:36,747
It wasn't my favorite
heist that I've ever done.
1867
01:20:36,747 --> 01:20:40,760
But I fucked over the
person that I hate the most.
1868
01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:42,367
- You hate Ethan the most?
1869
01:20:42,367 --> 01:20:43,599
- Yeah.
1870
01:20:43,599 --> 01:20:45,702
I mean, I love you the
most, Ethan's a dick
1871
01:20:45,702 --> 01:20:48,285
to you, so I hate him the most.
1872
01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:53,555
I'm just glad that you did this.
1873
01:20:53,555 --> 01:20:54,451
- [Autumn] I did this.
1874
01:20:54,451 --> 01:20:55,284
- Yeah.
1875
01:20:56,688 --> 01:20:57,521
- If we ever pull off another
1876
01:20:57,521 --> 01:20:59,780
heist again, which I'm not condoning
1877
01:20:59,780 --> 01:21:03,179
- Only 13% of burglaries are ever solved.
1878
01:21:03,179 --> 01:21:06,886
- I really hope it's not
another one of my boyfriends.
1879
01:21:06,886 --> 01:21:08,019
- Sell the comic books.
1880
01:21:08,019 --> 01:21:08,852
- Okay.
1881
01:21:08,852 --> 01:21:11,604
- And then, we can get you
possibly like your own place.
1882
01:21:11,604 --> 01:21:15,937
Not that I don't love you
staying with me, but yeah.
1883
01:21:16,796 --> 01:21:19,524
- I can't believe you got me to do this.
1884
01:21:19,524 --> 01:21:22,199
- I'm a deep well of surprises, Autumn.
1885
01:21:22,199 --> 01:21:23,755
- You're so manipulative.
1886
01:21:23,755 --> 01:21:24,613
- What?
- Yes.
1887
01:21:24,613 --> 01:21:26,619
- I'm not manipulative.
1888
01:21:26,619 --> 01:21:28,717
I'm persuasive, okay?
1889
01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:32,943
And that happens to be a
really high-quality trait
1890
01:21:32,943 --> 01:21:35,164
that only charismatic people have.
1891
01:21:35,164 --> 01:21:39,497
Bad people are manipulative,
and I'm decent as fuck.
1892
01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:43,227
- Ethan could put two
and two together, though.
1893
01:21:43,227 --> 01:21:44,559
That's what I'm worried about.
1894
01:21:44,559 --> 01:21:45,392
- [Stacy] What?
1895
01:21:45,392 --> 01:21:46,225
- Yes.
1896
01:21:46,225 --> 01:21:47,540
- You got Ethan a lot of credit
1897
01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:51,356
as a human, but he's not very smart.
1898
01:21:51,356 --> 01:21:53,952
Like, really not smart.
1899
01:21:53,952 --> 01:21:55,175
- I know.
1900
01:21:55,175 --> 01:21:59,021
That's why I'm worried
about this poor child.
1901
01:21:59,021 --> 01:22:00,641
- Yeah.
1902
01:22:00,641 --> 01:22:03,724
(soft, bright music)
1903
01:22:07,867 --> 01:22:11,142
(soft, percussive music)
1904
01:22:11,142 --> 01:22:13,949
- [Ethan] They took all my
games and all of my comics.
1905
01:22:13,949 --> 01:22:16,114
Shouldn't you be writing
this down, or something?
1906
01:22:16,114 --> 01:22:18,490
- [Cop] So, you're telling
me somebody's risked
1907
01:22:18,490 --> 01:22:21,142
going to prison to break into your home
1908
01:22:21,142 --> 01:22:24,939
to steal a Super Nintendo
that's worth maybe ten bucks?
1909
01:22:24,939 --> 01:22:26,145
- Yeah, look around.
1910
01:22:26,145 --> 01:22:29,251
You should be fingerprinting
and shit, anyway.
1911
01:22:29,251 --> 01:22:32,251
(soft, jazzy music)
1912
01:22:40,711 --> 01:22:43,006
- What the hell is this?
1913
01:22:43,006 --> 01:22:43,974
- [Ethan] What is that?
1914
01:22:43,974 --> 01:22:44,807
- Yeah.
1915
01:22:46,239 --> 01:22:48,395
- [Ethan] Did you guys
bring that in here with you?
1916
01:22:48,395 --> 01:22:49,835
That's not my bag.
1917
01:22:49,835 --> 01:22:50,668
Sure, it isn't.
1918
01:22:50,668 --> 01:22:51,501
It's good.
1919
01:22:54,214 --> 01:22:56,303
Yeah, I'm going to need
a transport for one.
1920
01:22:56,303 --> 01:22:57,459
I have a narcotics bust.
1921
01:22:57,459 --> 01:22:58,471
- No, you don't.
1922
01:22:58,471 --> 01:22:59,406
It's not a bust.
1923
01:22:59,406 --> 01:23:01,178
You guys suck.
1924
01:23:01,178 --> 01:23:04,928
(soft acoustic guitar music)
1925
01:23:06,775 --> 01:23:08,275
- No, you shut up.
1926
01:23:09,207 --> 01:23:11,040
No, you're the cutest.
1927
01:23:13,153 --> 01:23:15,775
Yeah, okay, no, I'll see you later.
1928
01:23:15,775 --> 01:23:18,350
(writing on clipboard)
1929
01:23:18,350 --> 01:23:19,626
(Stacy sniffing)
1930
01:23:19,626 --> 01:23:21,852
Ugh, it's smells cat shit in here.
1931
01:23:21,852 --> 01:23:22,685
(Autumn chuckling)
1932
01:23:22,685 --> 01:23:23,518
- It is.
1933
01:23:24,495 --> 01:23:25,940
- What?
1934
01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:28,646
- So, I got sick of Roy's shit.
1935
01:23:28,646 --> 01:23:30,146
- Wait, who's Roy?
1936
01:23:31,306 --> 01:23:35,236
- We work with him, we've
worked with him for five years.
1937
01:23:35,236 --> 01:23:37,084
- Oh, tall pervert guy?
1938
01:23:37,084 --> 01:23:37,917
- Yes.
1939
01:23:37,917 --> 01:23:38,750
- Oh, okay.
- Yes.
1940
01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:39,583
- Now I know who you're talking about.
1941
01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:42,250
- I made him a cat shit burrito.
1942
01:23:44,511 --> 01:23:46,975
- Oh, 'cause he's always
taking your burritos?
1943
01:23:46,975 --> 01:23:47,808
- Yes.
1944
01:23:48,997 --> 01:23:50,847
- And you thought of this all by yourself?
1945
01:23:50,847 --> 01:23:52,244
- Mmhmm.
1946
01:23:52,244 --> 01:23:53,744
- Oh my god, wow.
1947
01:23:55,215 --> 01:23:56,655
- Wait a minute.
1948
01:23:56,655 --> 01:23:57,995
Who were you on the phone with?
1949
01:23:57,995 --> 01:23:59,483
- Oh.
1950
01:23:59,483 --> 01:24:00,316
Greg.
1951
01:24:01,482 --> 01:24:02,924
- You mean Craig?
1952
01:24:02,924 --> 01:24:03,757
- No.
1953
01:24:03,757 --> 01:24:04,631
It turns out you've been saying
1954
01:24:04,631 --> 01:24:06,467
his name wrong the whole time.
1955
01:24:06,467 --> 01:24:08,967
It's Greg with a G, not Craig,
1956
01:24:10,659 --> 01:24:11,791
like how you've been saying it.
1957
01:24:11,791 --> 01:24:13,144
- Silly me.
1958
01:24:13,144 --> 01:24:14,619
- But don't worry. I won't tell him
1959
01:24:14,619 --> 01:24:18,002
that you didn't know his
name for a really long time.
1960
01:24:18,002 --> 01:24:18,982
- Thank you.
1961
01:24:18,982 --> 01:24:19,815
(clipboard softly thudding)
1962
01:24:19,815 --> 01:24:20,830
- Yeah.
- I appreciate that.
1963
01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:24,827
- We've been going steady
now for about a week.
1964
01:24:24,827 --> 01:24:26,884
- You're going steady with someone?
1965
01:24:26,884 --> 01:24:30,728
- He asked me to be his
official girlfriend.
1966
01:24:30,728 --> 01:24:31,603
- What?
1967
01:24:31,603 --> 01:24:34,185
- Yeah, all proper-like, so,
1968
01:24:34,185 --> 01:24:35,638
I dunno.
- Okay.
1969
01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:36,471
- Yeah, it's just weird.
1970
01:24:36,471 --> 01:24:39,554
Like, when I look at him, I don't see
1971
01:24:40,461 --> 01:24:42,878
just a pole that I can climb.
1972
01:24:43,763 --> 01:24:46,028
Do you know what I mean?
1973
01:24:46,028 --> 01:24:48,943
Like, sexually, like a poll
that I can get down on?
1974
01:24:48,943 --> 01:24:50,151
- I follow.
1975
01:24:50,151 --> 01:24:52,155
- I just wasn't sure if you got the-
1976
01:24:52,155 --> 01:24:53,684
- Yes.
- Sexual.
1977
01:24:53,684 --> 01:24:55,567
- Yes, I did.
- Just wanted to make sure.
1978
01:24:55,567 --> 01:24:57,905
When he talks, I hear him.
1979
01:24:57,905 --> 01:24:58,829
- Aw.
1980
01:24:58,829 --> 01:25:02,583
- He says these ideas,
and they're so dumb.
1981
01:25:02,583 --> 01:25:05,003
They're the worst ideas.
1982
01:25:05,003 --> 01:25:06,532
But I'm hearing them.
1983
01:25:06,532 --> 01:25:07,599
- You're listening.
1984
01:25:07,599 --> 01:25:08,432
- Yeah.
1985
01:25:08,432 --> 01:25:10,701
- You listen to someone.
1986
01:25:10,701 --> 01:25:11,534
- Yeah.
1987
01:25:11,534 --> 01:25:12,367
Well, shut up, no.
1988
01:25:12,367 --> 01:25:14,620
Stop, we're done.
- Look at you.
1989
01:25:14,620 --> 01:25:15,453
(Autumn chuckling)
1990
01:25:15,453 --> 01:25:17,147
- What are you doing with that clipboard?
1991
01:25:17,147 --> 01:25:18,492
- Well, two things.
1992
01:25:18,492 --> 01:25:22,742
Number one, I wrote up
everything that Roy owes me.
1993
01:25:25,342 --> 01:25:26,175
- Wait.
1994
01:25:28,658 --> 01:25:29,908
This is $1,000.
1995
01:25:31,219 --> 01:25:33,081
- Compounded interest, though.
1996
01:25:33,081 --> 01:25:34,354
- Yikes.
1997
01:25:34,354 --> 01:25:36,666
Well, he deserves it.
1998
01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:39,790
Five years of borrowing dollars from you.
1999
01:25:39,790 --> 01:25:41,242
- Adds up.
2000
01:25:41,242 --> 01:25:43,113
- You're just like really standing up
2001
01:25:43,113 --> 01:25:45,269
for yourself, and I love it.
2002
01:25:45,269 --> 01:25:47,161
You have, like, a backbone now.
2003
01:25:47,161 --> 01:25:50,356
You're like a whole new woman.
2004
01:25:50,356 --> 01:25:51,189
- Go on.
2005
01:25:52,594 --> 01:25:54,461
- No, that's all I had.
2006
01:25:54,461 --> 01:25:55,428
- Okay.
- But I'm proud of you.
2007
01:25:55,428 --> 01:25:56,996
I can't believe it.
2008
01:25:56,996 --> 01:25:58,306
Whoa.
2009
01:25:58,306 --> 01:26:00,350
- The next part of it was,
2010
01:26:00,350 --> 01:26:03,498
I'm almost done packing up all my stuff.
2011
01:26:03,498 --> 01:26:04,331
- Oh.
2012
01:26:06,027 --> 01:26:06,985
(Stacy sighing)
2013
01:26:06,985 --> 01:26:08,485
I don't like that.
2014
01:26:11,294 --> 01:26:12,127
- What's going on?
2015
01:26:12,127 --> 01:26:13,694
- I don't know.
2016
01:26:13,694 --> 01:26:15,739
It's just, whenever you
talk about moving out,
2017
01:26:15,739 --> 01:26:18,072
it just makes me feel, like,
2018
01:26:20,645 --> 01:26:21,647
- Down?
2019
01:26:21,647 --> 01:26:23,207
- Yeah, like I'm sad.
2020
01:26:23,207 --> 01:26:25,009
I don't want you to leave.
2021
01:26:25,009 --> 01:26:27,268
- You're gonna miss me.
2022
01:26:27,268 --> 01:26:30,060
- No, I'm just, I'm not, no, stop it.
2023
01:26:30,060 --> 01:26:31,582
No, I'm not gonna miss you.
2024
01:26:31,582 --> 01:26:35,322
Just, it's nice having
you around sometimes.
2025
01:26:35,322 --> 01:26:36,519
- Aw.
2026
01:26:36,519 --> 01:26:38,234
- And you're not gonna be here anymore.
2027
01:26:38,234 --> 01:26:40,484
- No, I'll still come back.
2028
01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:42,922
- Like, all the time?
2029
01:26:42,922 --> 01:26:45,252
- As much as possible.
2030
01:26:45,252 --> 01:26:49,754
- Okay, so I mean, twice a
day is very easily possible.
2031
01:26:49,754 --> 01:26:51,030
(Autumn chuckling)
2032
01:26:51,030 --> 01:26:53,591
- You're my best friend, of
course I'm gonna be here.
2033
01:26:53,591 --> 01:26:55,101
- Okay.
2034
01:26:55,101 --> 01:26:57,809
- And you're also the father of my child.
2035
01:26:57,809 --> 01:26:59,413
So, I'm going to be around a lot.
2036
01:26:59,413 --> 01:27:00,246
- Yeah.
2037
01:27:00,246 --> 01:27:02,264
(Autumn laughing)
2038
01:27:02,264 --> 01:27:04,114
I gotta get going.
2039
01:27:04,114 --> 01:27:07,401
- Oh, before you do, I need
that necklace you borrowed.
2040
01:27:07,401 --> 01:27:08,823
- Oh, yeah.
2041
01:27:08,823 --> 01:27:09,958
(fingers snapping)
2042
01:27:09,958 --> 01:27:11,850
Oh, I put it in your drawer.
2043
01:27:11,850 --> 01:27:12,893
So.
- Oh.
2044
01:27:12,893 --> 01:27:14,665
You know, I'm surprised
you actually returned it.
2045
01:27:14,665 --> 01:27:15,498
- I know, right?
2046
01:27:15,498 --> 01:27:18,415
Like, I'm becoming a good person and shit.
2047
01:27:18,415 --> 01:27:20,660
(soft, suspenseful music)
2048
01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:22,125
Wow, I'm going to be late,
2049
01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:25,742
and I don't like to be late anymore.
2050
01:27:25,742 --> 01:27:27,819
Not even fashionably.
2051
01:27:27,819 --> 01:27:28,802
- [Autumn] Stacy.
2052
01:27:28,802 --> 01:27:30,606
- [Stacy] What, oh, what's that?
2053
01:27:30,606 --> 01:27:34,357
- What is this prank pregnancy test?
2054
01:27:34,357 --> 01:27:35,522
- What, how should I know?
2055
01:27:35,522 --> 01:27:36,522
You can't prove that's mine.
2056
01:27:36,522 --> 01:27:37,468
I don't know.
2057
01:27:37,468 --> 01:27:38,301
- Don't leave.
2058
01:27:38,301 --> 01:27:39,468
- No, I gotta.
2059
01:27:44,246 --> 01:27:45,709
What?
2060
01:27:45,709 --> 01:27:50,459
- Did you use this prank
pregnancy test for me to pee on?
2061
01:27:52,137 --> 01:27:53,101
- I'm sorry, okay?
2062
01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:55,226
I had a really good reason to, though.
2063
01:27:55,226 --> 01:27:57,921
I figured, if you got pregnant
that Ethan would dump you,
2064
01:27:57,921 --> 01:28:00,485
and then you would have to
realize like how amazing you are,
2065
01:28:00,485 --> 01:28:04,258
and you will grow into this
awesome person, which you did.
2066
01:28:04,258 --> 01:28:05,841
So, my plan worked.
2067
01:28:06,929 --> 01:28:09,054
(soft electric guitar music)
2068
01:28:09,054 --> 01:28:11,221
- You planned all of this?
2069
01:28:13,141 --> 01:28:14,869
No, I mean, not all of it.
2070
01:28:14,869 --> 01:28:17,949
I didn't know that we were
gonna be doing a heist.
2071
01:28:17,949 --> 01:28:21,124
That was just a fun, little extra thing.
2072
01:28:21,124 --> 01:28:24,457
But yeah, everything else, I planned it.
2073
01:28:25,373 --> 01:28:29,233
- Do you realize how much
stress this put me through?
2074
01:28:29,233 --> 01:28:31,466
My cortisol levels are so high
2075
01:28:31,466 --> 01:28:35,511
that it induced pregnancy-like symptoms.
2076
01:28:35,511 --> 01:28:40,277
- Okay, well I'm sorry,
but in my defense, I wasn't
2077
01:28:40,277 --> 01:28:44,226
thinking about your feelings
at all when I planned this.
2078
01:28:44,226 --> 01:28:47,470
At least you have all
this newfound confidence.
2079
01:28:47,470 --> 01:28:49,649
And that's because of me.
2080
01:28:49,649 --> 01:28:51,232
I did that for you.
2081
01:28:52,442 --> 01:28:54,478
Anyways, you seem really angry.
2082
01:28:54,478 --> 01:28:55,610
- Yes.
2083
01:28:55,610 --> 01:28:58,922
- So, I'm just gonna give
you some time to simmer,
2084
01:28:58,922 --> 01:29:01,508
and I'll come back, and we
can talk about it later?
2085
01:29:01,508 --> 01:29:04,766
And I'm sorry, I won't do it again.
2086
01:29:04,766 --> 01:29:06,206
Even if there's a really good reason,
2087
01:29:06,206 --> 01:29:07,558
I won't do it again, I promise-
2088
01:29:07,558 --> 01:29:09,002
- Go.
2089
01:29:09,002 --> 01:29:11,730
- And you don't even look
half-bad in that shirt.
2090
01:29:11,730 --> 01:29:12,563
Love you.
2091
01:29:12,563 --> 01:29:13,396
(lips kissing)
2092
01:29:13,396 --> 01:29:15,602
Don't be mad at me.
2093
01:29:15,602 --> 01:29:16,435
- Stacy!
2094
01:29:17,722 --> 01:29:20,555
(August groaning)
2095
01:29:22,336 --> 01:29:25,336
(soft, jazzy music)
2096
01:29:51,056 --> 01:29:54,806
(soft acoustic guitar music)
2097
01:29:59,788 --> 01:30:02,171
(Stacy panting)
2098
01:30:02,171 --> 01:30:03,615
(items rustling)
2099
01:30:03,615 --> 01:30:04,782
- Where is it?
2100
01:30:09,510 --> 01:30:11,514
(wrapper crinkling)
2101
01:30:11,514 --> 01:30:12,347
Open.
2102
01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:15,866
(Stacy panting)
2103
01:30:17,854 --> 01:30:18,771
Two, three.
2104
01:30:20,470 --> 01:30:22,739
(Stacy sighing)
2105
01:30:22,739 --> 01:30:25,572
(water splashing)
2106
01:30:26,491 --> 01:30:28,899
No, I can't be pregnant.
2107
01:30:28,899 --> 01:30:33,510
It's probably menopause,
early, early menopause.
2108
01:30:33,510 --> 01:30:34,343
Come on.
2109
01:30:44,688 --> 01:30:45,938
Son of a bitch.
2110
01:30:46,816 --> 01:30:49,816
(soft, jazzy music)
2111
01:31:34,604 --> 01:31:36,529
- I want you to take all your tension,
2112
01:31:36,529 --> 01:31:39,251
close your eyes with me.
2113
01:31:39,251 --> 01:31:43,084
Pretend you're on a
fluffy cloud with puppies.
2114
01:31:44,031 --> 01:31:45,994
- I can't have puppies
on the cloud with me.
2115
01:31:45,994 --> 01:31:50,994
- For this massage to work
you need to be quiet, okay?
2116
01:31:51,121 --> 01:31:52,981
Okay, you're on a deserted island
2117
01:31:52,981 --> 01:31:55,855
with only hot guys surrounding you,
2118
01:31:55,855 --> 01:31:59,772
and they have mimosas
and they are fanning you.
2119
01:32:00,895 --> 01:32:02,248
- Keep going.
2120
01:32:02,248 --> 01:32:05,248
(soft, jazzy music)
2121
01:32:35,620 --> 01:32:39,054
- It has rotating wheels that wheel
2122
01:32:39,054 --> 01:32:42,757
around your body, relieving tension,
2123
01:32:42,757 --> 01:32:46,424
which actually will
help you release toxins.
2124
01:32:47,642 --> 01:32:51,468
- That sounds like gobbeldy-gook to me.
2125
01:32:51,468 --> 01:32:52,770
(vibrator vibrating)
2126
01:32:52,770 --> 01:32:57,183
- Okay, so this is actually
a vibrating tool, that-
2127
01:32:57,183 --> 01:32:58,600
- Really?
- Mmhmm.
2128
01:32:59,683 --> 01:33:00,693
(man sighing)
2129
01:33:00,693 --> 01:33:03,443
Yeah, doesn't that feel good?
2130
01:33:05,206 --> 01:33:08,206
(soft, jazzy music)
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