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Okay, everyone, I
have exciting news!
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Oh, no, not you guys. Just us.
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Ooh, my bad for standing up.
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Is this exciting news about me
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or can I eat my burger
while you tell it?
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It's Marjorie's news.
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Burger it is.
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Tell it.
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Well, I found out today
that I'm being honored
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with a Napa Valley
Community Hero Award.
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Did all the firemen
leave town?
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What Bonnie means is,
congratulations.
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Well done.
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Is there a gala?
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There is.
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It's two weeks from Friday,
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and you can bring a date.
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I've invited my son.
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Jerry's coming?
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Mm-hmm.
Jerry?
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Has that always been his name?
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Yes.
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Huh.
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You might want to rethink that.
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Well, I will be there
and so will Andy.
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We get it. You're back together.
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Geez, it's only been
a couple months.
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I couldn't have said Andy and I
are back together that much.
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You did it again.
Sorry.
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I'm just happy
Andy and I are back together.
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Back together, back together,
back together.
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Who nominated you?
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I have no idea.
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It wasn't me.
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That's interesting.
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No one else jumped in
to deny it.
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It wasn't me.
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Mm-hmm. Okay.
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If anything,
I think you get more credit
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than you deserve.
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Mm.
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Well, I've also been asked
to select someone
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to present me with the award,
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and it seems only fitting
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that the person who
"didn't nominate me" do that.
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It wasn't me.
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Wait a minute, onstage?
Yes.
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Do I give a speech?
Is there a time limit?
Yeah.
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I'll ask.
Don't bother.
I'll ignore it anyway.
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Hey. Everyone,
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I have been asked to give
a speech two weeks from Friday.
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None of you are invited,
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but I'm sure,
much like my rant at the DMV,
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it'll find its way
onto the Internet.
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But, seriously, it wasn't me.
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Ouch.
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Oh, hey, babe. How was work?
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Good. Didn't think
you'd still be up.
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Have you ever watched
these Dean Martin roasts?
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N-Not at 3:00 in the morning
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or in the last 40 years.
Well...
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I need joke ideas
for my speech about Marjorie.
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And the beauty is no one can
sue me 'cause they're all dead.
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Wait, I thought you were
just supposed to introduce her.
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Yeah, that's the mistake
anyone else would make.
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Marjorie is going to give
the most boring speech ever,
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and if I don't goose things up,
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everyone's gonna be facedown
in their crème brûlée.
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Ooh, that's good.
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I don't know, Bonnie.
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She's gonna love it. No one
has a better sense of humor
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about themselves than Marjorie.
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Why else
would she dress like that?
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Oh, my God!
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This introduction
is writing itself.
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Listen to this.
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"Marjorie's so old,
this award better come
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with a case of Ensure."
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Wow.
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Right? And-- Oh.
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"Marjorie is so boring,
her favorite ice cream flavor
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is Al Gore."
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Geez, will there be
any kids with diseases there
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that you can pick on?
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I'm not sure. Fingers crossed.
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But ten bucks they tap me
to host the next one.
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Okay, but I want to go on record
that I think this is a bad idea.
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Yeah, well,
your face makes onions cry.
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Yeah. That's Don Rickles
zetzing you from the grave.
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Check it out, Napa!
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In your face!
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She does this every
time she's in a limo.
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Never bring her to a funeral.
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Hope she doesn't take
another bird to the face again.
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Adam, have another drink.
It's free.
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I'm still working
on my first one.
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Amateur.
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Hey.
Ooh! Hey.
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Ooh, this is fancy.
Hey.
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You look beautiful!
Thank you.
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This is fancy.
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Wow, I've never been
in a limo before.
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Oh!
I want to stick my head
out the skylight
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like they do in the movies.
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Absolutely.
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Amateur.
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Mm.
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I thought you said
your son was coming.
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He's meeting me there.
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Where's Andy?
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Ugh, we've already heard
this story.
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He had to work.
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So sorry you had to suffer
through that twice.
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Would you folks
like some music?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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Okay. Let me know
if you need anything.
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Whoa. He's really cute.
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Is it too late to add
him as a plus-one?
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He's already
wearing black tie.
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Clayton, we'd like to drive
with the divider down, please.
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You're welcome.
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So how do you park
this bad boy?
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Very carefully.
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Very carefully.
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Yeah, I'm gonna jump out
to make room for Wendy.
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No, there's
plenty of room back...
Bah, bah, bah, bah,
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bah, bah, bah,
bah, bah, bah.
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Hi!
Ooh...
Ooh!
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Wow. That's a... great dress.
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I mean,
you look very intelligent.
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What-what am I allowed to say?
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I-I'll take that second drink.
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It's my first time
wearing a strapless.
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Good for you.
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I've always wanted
to wear one of those,
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but I'm too afraid
it'll fall down
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and I'll end up
exposing myself, you know?
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Not on purpose, like I used to.
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I never thought
of that.
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And now you won't
be able to stop.
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Okay if I join you
in the cockpit?
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Sure.
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So, you got a date
for this thing?
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I do not.
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Do you have a date for...
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life stuff?
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I do not.
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Oh, this is good stuff.
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I feel sorry for whoever
has to follow me.
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It's Marjorie.
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Oh, right.
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Well, good luck, Marj.
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This food is
off-the-charts delicious.
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Well, don't fill up,
'cause there's still dinner.
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There's dinner?
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I feel like I'm on Dynasty.
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Just hope it's better
than the mini quiche,
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which is not agreeing with me.
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I'm gonna go bring
some food out to Clayton.
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He's probably really sexy--
I mean, hungry.
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Shut up.
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Hey, stop messing with it.
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You're gonna stretch it out.
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Okay, but if I have
a nip slip, let me know.
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I'm on it.
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I'm not on it.
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I'm just eye level.
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So it'd be easy for me
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to be on it, but I'm not on it.
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Still no word from your son,
whose name is...
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Lorenzo?
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It's Jerry.
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And no.
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I guess he's not coming.
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Of course he is.
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He's probably
just running late.
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No. He's punishing me.
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For what?
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For all the things
I missed in his life.
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Hey, maybe he got
in a terrible car accident
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and maybe that's why
he can't be here,
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because he's trapped.
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Alive and fine
but trapped.
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Why am I worried
about your speech?
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Clearly, you can read a room.
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How you holding
up, hero?
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You nervous?
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I'm fine.
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I loved the kindergarten choir.
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Ugh. Whoever made them sing "Man
in the Mirror" is going to hell.
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Where have you been?
You missed the salad.
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I was flirting with a man
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for the first time in a year.
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Screw the salad.
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It had
strawberry dressing.
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Damn it, these people
really know what they're doing.
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Jill, honey, are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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If you don't feel well,
you can go home.
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Oh, this is your special night.
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I'm gonna suffer through it.
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Did you get the steak
or the fish?
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I got the steak, 'cause it
has that gorgonzola sauce.
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I really hope they
don't overcook it.
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I want to see
blood on the plate.
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Super proud of you, Marjorie.
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I'll be in the bathroom.
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I'm gonna go make sure
she's okay.
No, no, no,
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you're being honored. I'll go.
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If she got the steak,
save it for Clayton.
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Shut up.
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How you doing, Jill?
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I'm on the bathroom floor
in a $3,000 dress,
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so not good.
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Well, maybe you should go home.
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I can't miss
Marjorie's night.
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She'll understand.
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And I don't want to puke
in Clayton's limo.
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We appreciate that.
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Oh. I'm already saying "we."
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Do you think it's too soon?
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You can get married
at my house
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if you just get me a toothbrush
and some Pepto Bismol.
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I'm not really
a marriage person.
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I could see living with him
though.
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Get a dog,
some matching pajamas...
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Ugh, just go.
Oh. Sorry.
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I will say, he's taller than me,
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so if we did get married,
I could wear heels!
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Tammy!
Yeah, I'm going, I'm going.
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Oh, my.
I am so deeply moved...
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A little full of
herself for a nun.
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But did you hear
how the priest introduced her?
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Serious, emotional,
not a lot of jokes.
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Yeah, and like church,
everybody's drinking wine
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and praying
for it to be over.
Thank you so much.
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Beautiful words, Sister.
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Who knew so much love could come
from such a tiny package?
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Wendy! Wendy!
Nip slip. Full boob.
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You're naked.
Oh, God!
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I'm gonna check on her.
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You-you can't leave.
Your award is up any minute.
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I'll be right back.
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But-but you're gonna
miss my moment.
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Her moment.
Um, your moment!
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Scuse me, it's my moment.
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Why didn't you use
boob tape?
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There's boob tape?
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Okay, I got you Pepto,
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ginger ale, a toothbrush.
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Oops, that's
Clayton's number.
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That's for me.
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And just for funsies,
one of these.
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A pregnancy test?
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There's no way.
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Have you slept with Andy?
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Nonstop.
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00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,201
Then there's a way.
259
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,542
How you doing, honey?
260
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,336
I don't think
anybody saw.
261
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,464
One of the kindergarteners
spit out his lollipop.
262
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,842
He'll repress it.
263
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,596
And now,
264
00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,681
to introduce
our next recipient,
265
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:40,891
please welcome
266
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:41,892
Bonnie Plunkett.
267
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,355
What do I do?
She's not here.
268
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:47,689
W-Walk slowly.
269
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,241
Mm.
270
00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:00,494
Mmm.
271
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,415
Bring it in, Sister.
272
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,417
Oh.
273
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,547
Just gonna grab one
of those. Mm.
274
00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,843
Jill, how are
you doing, honey?
275
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,262
Tammy thinks
I might be pregnant.
276
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,638
It was actually Clayton's idea.
277
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,056
He has three sisters.
278
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,766
I hope they like me.
279
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,354
I mean, what
if I'm not?
280
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,981
There's nothing I want more,
281
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,315
and I can't take
that disappointment.
282
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,733
But then what if I am?
283
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,277
Andy and I
just got back together.
284
00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:34,778
What if he totally freaks out?
285
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,321
Or what if he gets
totally excited about it
286
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,739
and then something bad happens?
287
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:38,824
I mean, I've had
a miscarriage before.
288
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:39,950
It could happen again.
289
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,159
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
290
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,369
Let's just stay in the present.
291
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,080
Honey, I know you're scared,
292
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,292
but whatever happens, you're
not gonna have to face it alone.
293
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,877
We're all here.
294
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,462
Thank you.
295
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,299
But aren't you supposed
to be out there?
296
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:56,508
Mm-mm.
297
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,260
I'm supposed to be right here.
298
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,513
Now go pee on that stick.
299
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,199
Oh.
300
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:21,950
Look at you.
301
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,744
You're all heroes.
302
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,871
Give yourself
a round of applause.
303
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,710
And how 'bout
those centerpieces?
304
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,504
Huh?
305
00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,214
Someone said
we could take them home.
306
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:36,798
I don't know if that's true,
but if we time it right,
307
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,467
they can't catch us all.
308
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,181
Look, I-I spent a lot of time
309
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:47,893
preparing, uh, this introduction
for my friend Marjorie,
310
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,562
but she's not even here
because she's in the bathroom
311
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,648
because our friends
are having a hard night.
312
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:55,567
Which is exactly why
you're giving her this award,
313
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,319
because that's who she is.
314
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,533
That really is who she is.
315
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,578
She's humble,
316
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,247
generous,
317
00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:09,915
selfless.
318
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,293
When I first met Marjorie...
319
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,507
...I was at the lowest point
in my life.
320
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,467
And if it wasn't for her,
I wouldn't...
321
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,095
I wouldn't be here tonight.
322
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,430
And I-I don't mean here.
I mean...
323
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,392
...here.
324
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,565
And what do I do?
325
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:36,900
Oh, my God, I tease her.
326
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:40,237
I-I roll my eyes
when she gives me advice.
327
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,281
I-I...
328
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:44,575
push her away constantly.
329
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:50,956
I don't make it easy on her,
but she never gives up on me.
330
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:53,292
She's like
the mother I never had.
331
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,214
Hmm.
332
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,717
Well, I had planned
333
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:04,386
to close with a joke
about her age,
334
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,721
but...
335
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,767
I don't want to
'cause I love her so much.
336
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:17,941
I'm available to host next year.
337
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,201
I just told 200 people
that I love you,
338
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:30,245
and if you don't believe me,
ask the nun. They can't lie.
339
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,206
Oh, honey.
340
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,875
This moment
really isn't about me.
341
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,002
It's not?
But when is it your turn?
Mm-mm.
342
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,378
15 seconds.
343
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,006
Well, that's weirdly specific,
but okay.
344
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,549
I just took a
pregnancy test.
345
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,259
And life possibly changing
346
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,512
in five, four, three...
Don't do that voice.
347
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:47,930
Roger that.
348
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,307
Are you ready?
349
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,101
Let's do it together.
Okay.
350
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,112
It's a pink line.
351
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,739
What does that mean?
352
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,366
I never operated one of these.
353
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,117
Every brand is different.
Get the pamphlet.
354
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,119
I spit my gum in it.
God.
355
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,538
Why didn't you get the one that
says "pregnant/not pregnant"?
356
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,414
I got the one
the pharmacist recommended.
357
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,000
He was cute, too.
I'm having, like, a hot night.
Okay.
358
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,710
Okay, we got the box.
We got the box.
359
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,587
Okay, I didn't bring my readers.
360
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,843
I'm pregnant.
361
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,053
Oh, God.
362
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,806
Oh, Jill.
363
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:34,560
Oh, my God.
364
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,270
Oh!
365
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,564
Yeah, doesn't look like
you're gonna get your moment.
366
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,943
Thank you for joining us...
367
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,570
No, you're right.
368
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,697
It's all about the wide turn.
That's the trick.
369
00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:49,908
The rest is just pretending you
can't hear through the divider.
370
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,577
But you can hear.
371
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,579
Oh, you can hear.
372
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:55,539
I knew it!
373
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,207
That concludes
374
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,751
the Napa Valley
Community Hero Awards.
375
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,420
Wait!
Drive safely, everybody.
376
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,130
Wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
377
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,215
What are you doing?
Now is your moment.
Come on.
378
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,092
Give me that.
379
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:10,095
All right, here's the woman
I was telling you about.
380
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,972
The one who saved my life.
381
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,016
Okay, I wouldn't
go that far.
Stop it already.
382
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,810
Everyone, on your feet.
Wendy, slowly.
383
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,109
Thank you, Bonnie.
384
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,112
Oh, it feels
385
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:31,241
weird to get an award for
just showing up for people
386
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,619
the same way
others did for me.
387
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:35,746
And...
388
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:39,541
Oh, but I'm grateful
for the life that I have
389
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,460
and those I get
to share it with.
390
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:47,883
My friends and all the people
at my table.
391
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:53,805
Jerry. Oh! Oh, I didn't think
you were coming.
392
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:57,601
Sorry. I had a flat tire
and no cell service.
393
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:58,769
Are you okay?
394
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:00,103
Not right now
395
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,271
'cause everyone's looking at me.
396
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,609
I didn't think
you wanted to be here.
397
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,986
Are you kidding? Of course
I want to be here, Mom.
398
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,988
I nominated you.
399
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,865
You... you did?
400
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,284
Oh, boy.
401
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:18,121
Oh, then this means
everything to me.
402
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,173
Hello?
403
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,467
Hey.
404
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,469
Andy, what are you doing here?
405
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,638
Bonnie texted me and said
you weren't feeling well.
406
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:36,723
Well, thank you, Bonnie.
407
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,517
No one else is in here, right?
408
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,727
I don't want
to have to arrest myself.
409
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,312
It's all clear.
410
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,356
So, what's going on?
411
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,400
Did you eat something
that didn't agree with you?
412
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,693
You got a fever?
413
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,528
Need to go to
the hospital?
414
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:54,700
Um, maybe in, like,
seven or eight months.
415
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,286
I don't follow.
416
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,373
I'm pregnant.
417
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:03,959
Oh.
418
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,795
If you want to be a part
of it, that's great,
419
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,589
but if you don't,
I totally understand.
420
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,424
It's just that this is
something I've really wanted
421
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:13,177
in my life, and...
I'm so happy. Oh!
422
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,137
Really?
423
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:19,349
Really. Hey, did I ever tell
you I was a 14-pound baby?
424
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,226
Most of that was my head.
425
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:24,771
Oh, I'm so happy.
426
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,197
I thought you said everyone
was gonna grab one of these.
427
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,825
You said, "Run!
We're all behind you."
428
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,204
I say a lot of things.
429
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,164
You'll get used to it, Lorenzo.
430
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,125
How is it that I'm craving
something called a chalupa
431
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,377
when I've never even had
something called a chalupa?
432
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,129
'Cause it's my baby.
433
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,673
I'm gonna teach you
everything I know
434
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,551
about regional
Mexican cuisine.
435
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:59,056
I am sorry
I made you miss Bonnie's speech.
436
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:02,392
It was incredibly moving, and no
one was more surprised than me.
437
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,229
Adam didn't think my original
speech was appropriate,
438
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:07,481
but I know
you have a good sense of humor.
439
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:11,068
Sounds like you had some
real zingers. Lay 'em on me.
440
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:16,949
Marjorie's so old,
her prom date was Methuselah.
441
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:21,620
Ah, I'm so old I'm the only one
who knows who Methuselah is.
442
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:27,835
Oh. I'm gonna be a dad!
443
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:31,046
Sorry. Everyone
in here already knows,
444
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,172
and I had
to tell someone.
445
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,341
Oh!
446
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,093
Hey, Clayton,
take it easy up there.
447
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:38,095
Too wide?
Uh, we'll get there.
448
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:40,514
Oh.
449
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,975
That was just to get
them back into place.
450
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,726
Oh... right.
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