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(BOY) Five years ago, my dad left.
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He said he loved me and my mom,but he needed his own space.
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He took his secretaryalong with him.
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He said he needed someoneto answer his phone calls.
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He promised to come visit me, buthe wasn't good at keeping promises.
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My mom was really upset.But I told her we still had each other,
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and I'd look after heras long as I lived.
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We decided to start all over again.
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A whole new life.
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We moved into a smallloft apartment downtown.
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It was pretty gross at first.
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But my mom turned itinto a home in no time.
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She even created a kind of gardenon the roof where I could play.
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After a while, she got overmy father leaving. I did, too.
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Eventually, she started dating again.But they were all jerks.
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And they never lasted long.
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Eventually, we would go back to theway things were. Just the two of us.
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I liked it that way.
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We made a collage from thingswe found on the beach
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to take our mindsoff what had happened.
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We've been doing it nowfor almost five years.
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My mom says we'll finish it some day.
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Then two weeks ago,the worst thing happened:
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my mom told me she wantedto get married again.
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Just when our lives are fine,she does something like this.
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You'd think by nowshe'd have learned a lesson.
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I don't care how old I get,I'll never understand women.
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The Federal Court of Washington is
in session. The defendant will rise.
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Francis James Renda,
you have been found guilty
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of the crime of trafficking narcotics.
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Do you have anything to say to this
court before sentence is passed?
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Yes, your Honour. I want to thank
the prosecutor for giving me a fair trial.
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I want him to know there's no hard
feelings, in spite of the outcome.
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I wish him a lot of luck
in his future endeavours.
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Your Honour, the prosecutor would like
to know if that remark was a threat.
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The prosecutor has me all wrong,
your Honour.
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I'm a harmless old man.
I don't make threats.
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That's good. For a moment there,
the prosecutor was really, really scared.
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- That'll do, Mr Sturges.
- Thank you, your Honour.
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If you two gentlemen have finished,
I'd like to pronounce sentence.
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Francis James Renda,
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it's the court's judgement
you serve not less than 50 years
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in the Federal Correctional Institute
at Sheridan, Oregon.
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This court is adjourned.
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- We'll appeal.
- We'll appeal, huh?
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Congratulations.
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- You're the best!
- More garbage off the street.
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Mr Renda, this way, please.
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- That's done, we can go.
- Hey, Sturges.
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You think you're pretty tough, huh?
Well, let me tell you something.
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You may be on top
of the situation now.
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But things have a way of coming
around. Know what I mean?
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Well, Joey, if you're one
of those things that comes around,
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I'm going to step on you like a bug.
Know what I mean?
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Who was that guy?
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- Frank's son, Joey.
- He looks dangerous.
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They're just cheap hoods
in expensive suits.
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We've got more important things
to talk about.
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I'm gonna get this guy.
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I thought I'd bring my stuff over
around noon tomorrow.
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Sure.
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You have room for my used dental floss?
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We'll find room for it.
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Been saving it since I was three.
There must be about 400 pounds now.
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- What did you say you were bringing?
- I just wanted to get your attention.
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You've been distracted all day. Is it
because of the opening of your show?
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I've just been thinking
about you moving in.
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- Are you having second thoughts?
- No. I want you to move in. It's Ben.
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What, it's Ben?
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Wait a minute...
Ben doesn't want me to move in?
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I guess he's just not comfortable
with the idea yet.
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If that's all, relax.
I knew Ben would have those feelings.
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So I got almost every book I could
find on step-parenting. I'm an expert!
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- This is all about sex, isn't it?
- Please, Ben, I'm your mother!
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Don't pretend. I know women reach
their sexual peak in their thirties.
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- Where did you pick that up?
- "Donahue".
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I'm getting rid of the television set.
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- Hey, how about this?
- Good one.
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Anyway, it's not just about the sex.
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It'd be good for you to have
an adult male as a role model.
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What if he's like Dad
and splits with his secretary?
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He's not like your dad, and his
secretary is about 100 years old.
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What if he's a serial killer
and tries to boil our heads in acid?
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- You're stretching, Benjamin.
- That could happen.
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This is just a trial period.
Jack's going to keep his apartment.
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So if things don't work out,
he'll go back to his place.
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And you and I will go back
to the way we were, OK?
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- Did you know he irons his jeans?
- And that makes him an axe murderer?
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I don't know that for sure.
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But a compulsion like that generally
indicates a deeper psychosis.
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I heard it on "Geraldo".
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Look, Ben, I love Jack,
and I'd like to have a husband again.
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But you're the most important man
in my life.
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And if it doesn't work for you,
it doesn't work for me. OK?
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- OK?
- Yeah, OK.
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But I still think he might try
to boil our heads in acid.
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I knew it!
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Let's see...Sturges...
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Not in here. Doesn't mean
he's not a serial killer.
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Just means
they haven't caught him yet.
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Ben, can you give us a hand?
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I've got a sore back. My doctor says
I shouldn't do any heavy lifting.
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Perhaps you can make some room
in the closet under the stairs?
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But that's where we keep
the stuff we collect on the beach.
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We can put it somewhere else.
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- But it's important stuff!
- It'll be fine somewhere else.
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I'll just hold this. It's more
convenient if I need to get anything.
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No, it's no trouble, is it, Benjamin?
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No.
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It's no trouble.
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Thanks, Benny, I appreciate it!
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He's calling me "Benny" already.
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- He hates to be called "Benny".
- No "Benny"? Thanks, Ben!
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Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone's in the kitchen, I know
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Someone's
in the kitchen with Dinah-ah-ah-ah
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Jack? Come on, Jack. Are you
going to be in there all night?
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Fee, fi, fiddly-i-oh
fee, fi, fiddly-i-oh-oh-oh
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Fee-fi-fiddly-i-oh
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Dinah, won't you blow
Dinah, won't you blow
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Dinah, won't you bl...
Aw! Aw!
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- What happened to the hot water?
- It's an old building. It cuts out.
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Ben? I was showering.
I'm covered with soap. Can I come in?
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(SANDRA GIGGLES)
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- What are you doing?
- Ben locked me out of the bathroom.
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- Do you think he did it on purpose?
- Of course not. I'll get you a towel.
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Yuck.
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Wow. What is all this stuff?
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What's wrong with this guy?
Is he decomposing or something?
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Allergy medicine... He smells bad
and he's a wimp. What a role model!
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Hey, Mom, where's my toothpaste?
I can't find any of my stuff!
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Excuse me...
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- Do you guys have to do that?
- I can't resist a pretty girl.
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- Know what I mean, buddy?
- I'm eleven. I hate girls.
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Oh, right. I used to be eleven myself.
I know exactly what you mean.
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- Cooties, right?
- Yeah, right, cooties...
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Mom, I can't find my toothpaste.
All my stuff's gone.
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- I put it in the cabinet.
- What did you do that for?
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Jack's taller, so it makes sense for
his stuff to be in the medicine chest.
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It's not going to kill you for your
toothpaste to be in the cabinet!
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Don't give me that face!
We all have to make adjustments.
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I'm the one
making all the adjustments.
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I'm beat. I'm going to turn in.
See you in the morning, Benny.
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Oops, sorry. I meant Ben.
See you in the morning, Ben.
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Mom! Could I talk to you
for a minute, please?
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Sorry. Ben said the thought
of us being in the same bed
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would be psychologically damaging
to him.
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He actually said
"psychologically damaging"?
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- He's a bright kid. He watches PBS.
- Me too, but I don't talk like that.
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I think it'll be OK in a few days.
Let him get used to the situation.
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OK, OK.
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- I'm glad I had that cold shower.
- Thank you.
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I knew you'd understand.
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Don't start anything you can't finish.
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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, sweetheart.
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This isn't so bad.
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I can live with this.
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This sucks.
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I'm never going to get any sleep.
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(CRIES OUT)
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(MOANS)
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- Jack, what are you doing?
- A little late-night skateboarding.
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- What's going on down there?
- Nothing.
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- I heard a noise. What was it?
- That was me.
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I was going to the bathroom
when I tripped.
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The bathroom's over there, Jack.
Have you forgotten already?
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Over here?
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There it is!
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I got my bearings back. Thanks.
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- Goodnight, Mother.
- Goodnight, sweetheart.
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(JACK HUMS TO HIMSELF)
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- What are you doing?
- Good morning, Ben!
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I didn't sleep well, so I got up early
to make breakfast.
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Do me a favour
and shut this stove off.
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- What is all this stuff anyway?
- Eggs Benedict à la Sturges.
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Eggs what?
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Poached eggs and ham
on English muffins.
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Topped off with hollandaise sauce,
most of which is on the counter.
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The "Ã la Sturges" part is...caviar.
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Does the word "cholesterol"
mean anything to you?
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I don't eat like this all the time.
It's sort of a celebration.
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And how about the word "recycle"?
You put the eggshells with the paper.
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Oh, I thought you had
just four different garbage cans.
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Look. This one is for paper, this one
is for aluminium, this one for glass.
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And this one is for the organic
materials, like eggshells.
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I'll just put the eggshells over here.
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Something smells good.
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- What happened here?
- I made Eggs Benedict.
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Jack's trying to kill us with animal fat.
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Ben and I usually just have granola,
yoghurt and fruit in the morning.
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OK, fine. I'll just dump this in
with the organic material
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and whip up some granola,
fruit and yoghurt.
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Don't bother. I'll just pick up
something on the way to school.
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- Ben, don't forget to...
- Goodbye, Mother.
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We're not getting off to a good start.
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Ben and I make breakfast together.
It's one of our routines.
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I'll just make a list
so this doesn't happen again.
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Good idea.
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Lot of help you've been.
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"Paper only."
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- Someone sure is hungry.
- Hey, Monroe, how are you doing?
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- Don't they feed you at home?
- I skipped breakfast.
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My mom's boyfriend took over
the kitchen and I walked out.
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I could've told you
that was gonna happen.
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First they take over the bathroom and
the kitchen, then the sofa and the TV.
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My advice to you is to get rid
of this guy. Immediately.
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It's gonna be hard. Mom's in love,
she's not thinking clearly.
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I'm telling you, whatever you do,
you'd better do it soon.
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The longer a mom lives with a guy,
the harder it is to get rid of them.
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(BANGING)
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Hello!
Can someone get me out of here?
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- Is somebody in there?
- Yeah, can you get me out of here?
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- What's the combination?
- 38-24-36.
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Hi!
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Thanks. Boy, it's tight in there.
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- I'm Norman Bronski, by the way.
- I'm Ben, and this is Monroe.
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What were you doing in your locker?
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You're supposed to lock it
from the outside.
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Some big guys stuffed me in there.
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- Does that happen a lot?
- Every day.
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Maybe that dorky Indian get-up
has something to do with it.
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- Sure it does. I'm an Indian Guide.
- What's an Indian Guide?
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The YMCA Indian Guides foster
understanding
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and companionship
between father and son.
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Nice talking to you, Cochise,
but we gotta be going.
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Do the fathers have to dress
like Indians, too?
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Sure. My dad wears a huge headdress
with a lot of feathers on it.
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00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:17,379
- Sounds real exciting. Let's go.
- How does one join this club, Norman?
228
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:22,176
Here's everything you need to know.
We'd be glad for you to join us.
229
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:25,512
Our tribe's always looking
for new members.
230
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,807
Well, I gotta go. Nice meeting you guys.
231
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,852
If you come by this way tomorrow,
232
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:37,482
you might wanna check if I'm stuffed
in my locker again. So long.
233
00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:41,445
Are you crazy?
You wanna hang with a goof like that?
234
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:45,699
Of course not. The whole thing
is strictly Twilight Zone.
235
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:50,996
- But it could solve my problem.
- I don't get it.
236
00:22:57,044 --> 00:23:02,966
It says they eat nuts and berries.
Doesn't he get enough for breakfast?
237
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:07,137
What? I didn't hear you.
238
00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:13,352
- Why does Ben want us to do this?
- So you could get to know each other.
239
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:19,191
But, Sandy, these people sit around
making furry refrigerator magnets!
240
00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:23,612
What Indian tribe in all of history
ever made furry refrigerator magnets?
241
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:28,492
I think the fact that Ben wants
to spend time with you is a good sign.
242
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:32,079
- Don't you?
- Yes, I do.
243
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:36,834
But can't he want to do something more
normal like joining Little League ?
244
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,419
You know how kids are.
245
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:44,675
This week it's Indian Guides,
next week it's roller hockey.
246
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:49,972
Just give it a try!
I mean, how bad can it be?
247
00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:56,186
Pals forever, pals forever
That's our slogan, that's our song
248
00:23:56,270 --> 00:24:03,193
Boys are stronger, dads feel younger
When they take the boys along
249
00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:09,825
Moms are for it, dads adore it
And the boys all think it's fine
250
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:15,914
Pals forever, pals forever
Indian guides will have good times
251
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:18,917
Right! Excellent! Excellent!
252
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:24,798
As chief of the Minotauk, it's my
pleasure to welcome two new members.
253
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:30,095
Let's hear a very special Guide
welcome for Jack and Ben!
254
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:33,640
Welcome!
255
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:38,854
Hey-ha-wa-ya, Ben.
Hey-ha-wa-ya, Jack.
256
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,025
Fine, thanks. How are you?
257
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:47,529
No, Jack. "Hey-ha-wa-ya" is
the official greeting of the Minotauk.
258
00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:51,200
It's our way of saying
"Welcome, you're among friends."
259
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,911
I feel comfortable already.
260
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:59,291
That's good, because the point is
to relax and have a whole lot of fun.
261
00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:06,173
Silent Thunder has prepared
a little entertainment for tonight.
262
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:09,092
Excuse me, Chief, point of order.
263
00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:13,347
I believe it's customary for new
members to pick names for each other?
264
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:17,935
Of course. Once again, Silver Fox has
nailed the chief on a point of order.
265
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:22,856
It's important to follow the rules
to set an example for the youngsters.
266
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:28,820
Red's our tribal secretary.
He's memorised the entire manual.
267
00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:35,494
- It took me six months.
- Really? You must be very proud.
268
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:41,500
Fathers and sons picking Indian names
for each other is an important ritual.
269
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:45,838
For example, I'm Running Horse,
and this is my son, Dark Eagle.
270
00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:51,927
- Oh, I see, they're all animal names.
- You got it. So you wanna go first?
271
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:55,264
I warn you,
I'm not good at this kind of thing.
272
00:25:55,347 --> 00:26:00,143
- It's easy!
- Come on, Jack. How hard could it be?
273
00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:04,898
I have a list of pre-approved
Indian names, if it's any help.
274
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:11,488
- Red, I think Jack can just wing it.
- If I'm just going to wing it...
275
00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:16,076
- How about Little Wing?
- Good name!
276
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:21,999
Good song, too. Jimi Hendrix. I've got
the album. "Axis: Bold as Love".
277
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:28,630
All right, guides, from now on,
Ben's new tribal name will be Little Wing.
278
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:31,967
Fly on, Little Wing!
279
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:38,849
OK, Ben, pick a name for Jack
that tells us how you feel about him.
280
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:42,311
How about Squatting Dog?
281
00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:46,231
Squatting Dog?
That's the best you can come up with?
282
00:26:46,315 --> 00:26:52,696
I had a dog once who had a bad case
of the squirts. He was my best friend.
283
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:59,703
- Did you have any other pets?
- I had a squirrel named Numbnuts.
284
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:06,877
- I'll go with Squatting Dog.
- Good name. Funny name.
285
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,047
Minotauk appreciate a sense of humour.
286
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:13,926
From now on, Jack's tribal name
will be Squatting Dog.
287
00:27:17,763 --> 00:27:21,517
All right, Silent Thunder,
the floor is yours.
288
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,729
All right!
289
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:31,485
Lloyd's been preparing this all week.
290
00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:37,241
(LAUGHTER)
291
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:49,545
(SNEEZES)
292
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:56,844
- What's going on?
- Silent Thunder's a circus performer.
293
00:27:56,927 --> 00:28:02,099
He expresses himself without words.
He's pretty good at it, isn't he?
294
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,187
(SCRATCHY MUSIC)
295
00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:11,024
(FUNKY MUSIC)
296
00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:13,277
Don't speak, just move
297
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:18,699
Don't speak, just move
298
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:27,457
Don't speak, just move
299
00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:33,213
Don't speak, just move
300
00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:39,928
Don't stop now
301
00:28:40,971 --> 00:28:44,433
Bravo, Silent Thunder!
302
00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:48,687
Bravo, bravo.
303
00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:53,025
All right.
Very good, Silent Thunder. Very funny.
304
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:58,488
Let the good times roll! Who's up
for a game of scrambled moccasins?
305
00:28:58,572 --> 00:29:01,867
- Point of order, Chief!
- Yes, Red?
306
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:07,164
We played scrambled moccasins last
week, and since we decided to vary it,
307
00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:11,627
we should be on to either potato
bowling or pass the grapefruit.
308
00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:16,632
I could've sworn we played
scrambled birch bark last week.
309
00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:20,052
No, we made macaroni name tags.
310
00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:23,764
Mrs Silent Thunder served
chocolate cornbread and fruit punch.
311
00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:27,935
Running Horse gave an interesting
talk on why we have nasal hair.
312
00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:33,232
- And scrambled moccasins.
- OK, then.
313
00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:37,819
Guides, show your feathers.
Who's up for a game of potato bowling?
314
00:29:37,986 --> 00:29:39,780
Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...
315
00:29:39,947 --> 00:29:43,534
Then let's get ready to rumba!
316
00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:50,332
As new members, you have
the honour of throwing the first spud.
317
00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:02,970
I tell you, Monroe.
Adults are so easy to figure out.
318
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:07,099
As soon as I said I liked it,
he said he liked it.
319
00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:10,727
- But he hated it, right?
- Totally.
320
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:14,523
We played this game
where you roll potatoes on the floor
321
00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:18,360
to see who could get them closest
to a circle on a newspaper.
322
00:30:18,527 --> 00:30:23,073
- How can you stand it, man?
- I won't have to much longer.
323
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:28,912
There's a dopey camp-out Saturday.
We sleep in someone's back yard.
324
00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:35,002
I'll never understand why white people
like to sleep outside on the ground.
325
00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:41,508
I told Jack all the other fathers were
dressing up like authentic Indians.
326
00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:45,762
So he rented a complete costume
to show me how enthusiastic he is.
327
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:49,808
- Are the other fathers dressing up?
- Of course not.
328
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:52,895
- You are the devil, man.
- Yes!
329
00:30:55,689 --> 00:31:01,069
- When's the food ready?
- Juicy burgers coming up.
330
00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:05,741
- Can somebody give me a hand?
- Sure, I'll help you.
331
00:31:05,908 --> 00:31:08,410
Hey, Jack.
332
00:31:08,577 --> 00:31:12,873
Jack! Nice costume. Very authentic.
333
00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:17,920
But we usually don't dress up except
for really big special occasions.
334
00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:23,050
It's OK. I happened to have this
lying around in my closet anyway.
335
00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:29,097
Looks great, too. I'm going to fry up
the barbecue, but we'll talk later.
336
00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:34,478
Hey, Jack, you need to get your
face painted like everybody else.
337
00:31:35,771 --> 00:31:42,361
- You said the others would dress up.
- I misunderstood. Are you mad at me?
338
00:31:42,528 --> 00:31:46,323
No. Honest mistake, I guess.
339
00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:49,451
No harm, no foul.
340
00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:55,791
- What kind of paint is that?
- It's not paint, just watercolour.
341
00:31:55,874 --> 00:32:01,421
- Good. I've a tendency to break out.
- Don't worry. I checked the label.
342
00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:06,385
- You did? Thanks. That's thoughtful.
- No problem.
343
00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:12,474
Everybody, I got a great idea!
Let's have a grapefruit relay.
344
00:32:12,558 --> 00:32:16,436
- How about it, Jack?
- Yeah, I can't wait.
345
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,858
I could probably pop a round
into Sturges's skull from right here.
346
00:32:20,941 --> 00:32:23,819
- With what?
- The .38.
347
00:32:23,902 --> 00:32:27,364
Please! A .38 couldn't even
make it across the street.
348
00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:33,620
A .22 Super Speed will go through
his brain and into the next county.
349
00:32:33,704 --> 00:32:37,291
We gotta make this
look like an accident,
350
00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:40,127
so it don't come back on my old man.
351
00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:43,630
Forget the .38s and .22s!
352
00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:48,093
Think accidental death. Understand?
353
00:32:48,177 --> 00:32:52,681
OK, guides. All ready
for the big grapefruit relay?
354
00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:57,269
Down to the end of the yard and back.
Remember, the rule is,
355
00:32:57,352 --> 00:33:02,733
you can't touch your fruit
with your hands. On your marks...
356
00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:05,736
..get set...go!
357
00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:09,489
Jack, there's something
I want to talk to you about.
358
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:11,950
Can't it wait?
359
00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:14,745
Not in front of the others.
360
00:33:14,912 --> 00:33:19,416
- Norman said you're not Ben's father.
- That's true, I'm not.
361
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:24,922
- I hope we don't have to leave.
- No, no, not at all.
362
00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:28,133
Are you sure?
Maybe you'd better check with Red.
363
00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:32,429
What I'm trying to say is
I'm not Norman's father either.
364
00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:37,601
It broke open on me.
I'm getting juice down my chest.
365
00:33:37,684 --> 00:33:39,811
No hands!
366
00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:43,273
I think I know
what you're going through with Ben.
367
00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:49,696
So if you ever need advice or anything...
368
00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:53,367
I really appreciate it.
369
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:57,204
But I think I'm doing fine on my own.
370
00:33:57,287 --> 00:34:01,041
OK, but if you ever want to talk,
I'm there.
371
00:34:10,008 --> 00:34:12,052
It can't get any worse than this.
372
00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:18,433
The attorney's appearance indicates
a complete lack of respect for our case.
373
00:34:18,517 --> 00:34:23,355
- I move for a mistrial.
- I'll take that under advisement.
374
00:34:23,438 --> 00:34:26,567
Mr Sturges,
would you care to comment?
375
00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:31,363
Your Honour, I meant absolutely
no disrespect to the plaintiff.
376
00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:36,660
- Leonard, this is just a rash.
- It looks a lot like war paint, Jack.
377
00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:41,999
Although the "Happy Face" is not
technically a native symbol.
378
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,460
War paint, Jack?
379
00:34:45,544 --> 00:34:49,256
The Salish Indian tribe sues
the government over land rights,
380
00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:51,967
and you show up in war paint!
381
00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:55,762
Good God. This is the 90s. Haven't you
heard of political correctness?
382
00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:57,347
Of course I have.
383
00:34:57,431 --> 00:35:03,604
This is a very sensitive issue for us,
so I'll have to take you off the case.
384
00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:09,109
Come on, Bob, this rash will go away
in 24 hours. I can get a continuance.
385
00:35:09,193 --> 00:35:13,989
It's not just the rash,
it's your behaviour in general.
386
00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:16,742
You cancel meetings, you're unprepared.
387
00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:23,248
- I'm sorry. I explained that to you.
- The Indian thing with the stepson.
388
00:35:23,415 --> 00:35:27,085
It's taking a lot more time
than I thought it would.
389
00:35:27,169 --> 00:35:30,714
I can understand and I can sympathise,
390
00:35:30,923 --> 00:35:34,343
but frankly, I don't care!
391
00:35:34,426 --> 00:35:37,554
We have an important job
to do here, Jack.
392
00:35:37,638 --> 00:35:42,643
I suggest you get your priorities
in order. Am I making myself understood?
393
00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:49,274
I've worked in the Attorney's office
for 15 years
394
00:35:49,358 --> 00:35:53,111
and I've never been taken off a case
till this morning.
395
00:35:53,195 --> 00:35:57,824
I'm sorry, but this Indian Guide
thing's just not working.
396
00:35:57,908 --> 00:36:03,121
- Couldn't you give it another chance?
- I can't do it, Sandy.
397
00:36:03,205 --> 00:36:05,832
It's interfering with my work.
398
00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:10,629
I can either be a US Attorney
or an Indian Guide's father.
399
00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:14,049
I can't be both.
You do see my point, don't you?
400
00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:18,470
I suppose so, I just don't know
how I'm going to tell Ben.
401
00:36:18,554 --> 00:36:22,182
Nobody has to tell me anything.
I heard the whole thing.
402
00:36:22,266 --> 00:36:27,646
I knew it. Just when I was beginning
to have fun, he wants to quit.
403
00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:31,900
Look, there's lots of other things
you and Jack can do together.
404
00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:34,778
We can go
to baseball games, movies...
405
00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:41,034
Till you get tired of them and quit.
I told you he'd be just like Dad.
406
00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:48,959
I was afraid something like this
was going to happen.
407
00:36:49,042 --> 00:36:53,964
Don't you think he's overreacting?
This is just about the stupid Guides.
408
00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:59,720
No, it's not just about that. I told you
this would be difficult for Ben.
409
00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:05,017
You said, "Don't worry, I'm an expert.
I've got books on this subject."
410
00:37:05,142 --> 00:37:10,606
- I'm doing the best I can!
- It doesn't seem to be good enough.
411
00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:19,114
- What's that supposed to mean?
- It means...
412
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:24,286
It means...I don't know.
413
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:29,291
Maybe I made a mistake.
Maybe this is all happening too soon.
414
00:37:29,374 --> 00:37:35,214
Maybe I should wait till Ben is older
and able to handle this better.
415
00:37:35,339 --> 00:37:39,426
Maybe we'd all be able
to handle it better.
416
00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:11,625
You really think you made a mistake?
If you do, I'll move back to my place.
417
00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:14,294
I wanted everything to work out.
418
00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:18,590
I wanted the three of us
to become a family.
419
00:38:26,056 --> 00:38:29,351
Well, I want that, too.
420
00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:34,106
So I'll just have to rearrange my schedule
so I can be an attorney
421
00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:38,360
and an Indian Guide father.
422
00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:40,445
Are you sure?
423
00:38:42,948 --> 00:38:48,954
If Chet Bronski, Red Sweeney and that
circus guy can do it, I can do it.
424
00:38:52,249 --> 00:38:56,920
I'd better go upstairs and apologise
and eat a little you-know-what.
425
00:39:03,635 --> 00:39:07,389
I did it, Monroe!
I think I broke the love bubble.
426
00:39:07,472 --> 00:39:12,603
I don't know how much longer I could
have put up with those Indian geeks.
427
00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:16,940
He quit, and I went
into my "upset child" act.
428
00:39:17,024 --> 00:39:22,571
They started to fight and she told him
she should to wait till I was older.
429
00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:26,825
The guy is history. I figure he'll be
back in Tacoma by tomorrow.
430
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:42,049
- Did you speak to him?
- What?
431
00:39:42,132 --> 00:39:48,305
- Did you speak to him?
- Oh. No, he was on the phone.
432
00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:53,602
I've got a lot of work to do.
I'll talk to him in the morning.
433
00:40:42,734 --> 00:40:46,905
Chet? Sorry, did I scare you?
I'm sorry.
434
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:53,954
- They told me you'd be down here.
- Yes, this is my classroom. 15 years.
435
00:40:56,498 --> 00:40:58,333
Adrenalin.
436
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,754
So what brings you around? Want
to make a spice rack for your mom?
437
00:41:02,921 --> 00:41:05,674
No, no, no, no.
438
00:41:05,757 --> 00:41:11,847
The thing that is...I drive by here
every morning on my way to work,
439
00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:14,850
and I thought maybe, you know...
440
00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:20,939
I just thought I might drop by.
Say, this is nice. What is it?
441
00:41:21,023 --> 00:41:26,695
- That's what we call a hammer.
- Oh, of course.
442
00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:30,741
Does it take you this long
to get to the point in court?
443
00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:36,580
Actually, addressing a jury is a lot
easier. I need to ask your advice.
444
00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:41,543
It's amazing how hard it is for guys
to ask each other for anything.
445
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:45,339
- You got that right.
- But we're members of the same tribe.
446
00:41:45,506 --> 00:41:46,882
The Minotauk.
447
00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:52,095
No, the emotionally-constipated male
over 40. What can I help you with?
448
00:41:52,262 --> 00:41:54,681
It's Ben.
449
00:41:54,848 --> 00:41:59,520
He's doing everything he can to get
rid of me. I think he hates my guts.
450
00:41:59,686 --> 00:42:05,692
No, he doesn't hate your guts.
He's just scared.
451
00:42:05,776 --> 00:42:11,698
Scared you're gonna take away the most
important thing in his life: his mom.
452
00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:17,871
Norman did the very same thing to me.
Tried to get rid of me for months.
453
00:42:17,955 --> 00:42:22,125
Well, what did you do?
You seem to have a great relationship.
454
00:42:22,209 --> 00:42:25,629
I just kept at it and at it and at it.
455
00:42:25,796 --> 00:42:28,757
The Indian Guides helped a lot, actually.
456
00:42:28,841 --> 00:42:33,178
- The Indian Guides helped? How?
- By levelling the playing field.
457
00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:37,182
One of the best ways to reach a kid
is being a kid yourself.
458
00:42:37,349 --> 00:42:40,561
I just thought it'd be a lot easier.
459
00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:44,731
Raising kids is one of the most
difficult things in the world.
460
00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:48,402
But in the end, it's worth it, believe me.
461
00:42:50,487 --> 00:42:53,323
You know, Chet, it's funny.
462
00:42:53,407 --> 00:42:58,829
I can stand up to the toughest hoods
in the country. Doesn't faze me.
463
00:42:58,912 --> 00:43:02,875
But an 11-year-old kid,
that's really scary.
464
00:43:02,958 --> 00:43:07,337
- Welcome to the club, Jack.
- Thanks, Chet.
465
00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:11,175
Hit the road, Jack
466
00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:15,095
Don't you come back no more,no more, no more, no more
467
00:43:15,304 --> 00:43:20,642
Hit the road, Jackand don't you come back no more
468
00:43:20,809 --> 00:43:22,394
Hit the road, Jack
469
00:43:22,603 --> 00:43:27,107
Don't you come back no more,no more, no more, no more...
470
00:43:28,483 --> 00:43:32,362
Ben, Ben, one of the great men!
We've been waiting for you.
471
00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:36,909
What's going on? What are you doing
here? I thought you were leaving.
472
00:43:37,075 --> 00:43:39,077
Why would I leave? I live here.
473
00:43:39,161 --> 00:43:43,165
Jack's decided not to quit the
Indian Guides. Isn't that wonderful?
474
00:43:43,332 --> 00:43:46,084
- You're kidding.
- Absolutely not.
475
00:43:46,251 --> 00:43:48,837
To prove it,
I'd like you to meet someone.
476
00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:54,801
Ben, this is Leonard Red Crow.
Leonard, meet Ben.
477
00:43:56,762 --> 00:44:01,266
- How.
- Excuse me, did you just say "How"?
478
00:44:02,351 --> 00:44:06,063
Just kidding. I always like to say that.
It makes people laugh.
479
00:44:06,230 --> 00:44:09,274
Leonard's the chief of the Salish tribe.
480
00:44:09,483 --> 00:44:14,905
I've asked him to help make the
Minotauk the best Indian Guide tribe.
481
00:44:15,030 --> 00:44:18,033
- Great.
- I knew you'd be thrilled.
482
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:23,664
Teaching values and skills to children
is an important part of Indian life.
483
00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:28,502
Besides, I could use the beads
and trinkets Jack offered me.
484
00:44:29,253 --> 00:44:33,841
I'm just kidding again. You're going
to have to learn to loosen up.
485
00:44:35,384 --> 00:44:38,846
Leonard's going to teach us a rain dance.
486
00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:42,224
A rain dance? This is Seattle,
what's the point of that?
487
00:44:42,307 --> 00:44:46,645
Who do you think is responsible
for all the rain?
488
00:44:51,108 --> 00:44:53,694
(FUNKY MUSIC)
489
00:44:58,657 --> 00:45:00,117
Gimme the music
490
00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:04,371
Gimme the music
491
00:45:05,873 --> 00:45:09,751
Everybody, dance now
492
00:45:14,173 --> 00:45:17,009
Everybody, dance now
493
00:45:17,176 --> 00:45:22,514
Yeah, yeah, yeah
494
00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:25,350
Everybody, dance now
495
00:45:25,517 --> 00:45:30,189
Yeah, yeah, yeah
496
00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:32,774
Everybody
497
00:45:33,150 --> 00:45:35,027
(RAP MUSIC)
498
00:45:35,110 --> 00:45:38,906
The jam is aliveand I don't waste time
499
00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:41,825
Jump to the rhythm,Jump, jump, jump
500
00:45:41,992 --> 00:45:44,036
And I am here to providebeats 'n' lyrics
501
00:45:44,203 --> 00:45:46,538
To make you shake your pantsTake a chance
502
00:45:46,705 --> 00:45:49,875
Come on and dance,Guys grab a girl, make her twirl
503
00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:52,377
It's your worldand I'm just a squirrel
504
00:45:52,544 --> 00:45:54,713
Tryin' to get a nutto move your butt
505
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,423
Use the dance floor
506
00:45:56,590 --> 00:45:58,634
Put your hands in the airCome on, say yeah
507
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,469
Everybody, over hereEverybody, over there
508
00:46:00,636 --> 00:46:02,513
The crowd's aliveand I'm doing this too
509
00:46:02,679 --> 00:46:06,225
Party peoplein the house, move
510
00:46:06,391 --> 00:46:08,519
Move
511
00:46:09,978 --> 00:46:14,650
Come on, let's dance, baby
512
00:46:14,816 --> 00:46:18,946
Let the music take controlLet the rhythm move you
513
00:46:19,112 --> 00:46:23,075
Dance, dance
514
00:46:23,242 --> 00:46:27,454
Let the music take controlLet the rhythm move you
515
00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:33,710
Everybody, dance now
516
00:46:42,344 --> 00:46:46,181
Pause, take a breathNow hit the dance floor
517
00:46:46,765 --> 00:46:48,642
It's gonna make you sweattill you bleed
518
00:46:48,809 --> 00:46:50,435
If that's open up indeed
519
00:46:50,602 --> 00:46:53,856
The dice are more preciseto the point
520
00:46:54,022 --> 00:46:56,650
The music takes controlof your heart and soul
521
00:46:56,817 --> 00:47:01,196
Your body is freeDance till you can't dance no more
522
00:47:01,363 --> 00:47:04,324
Get on the floorthen come back up
523
00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:08,161
Easy nowLet me see you move
524
00:47:09,454 --> 00:47:10,831
Move
525
00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:15,627
The music is my life
526
00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:21,842
Everybody, dance now
527
00:47:22,009 --> 00:47:26,054
Everybody, come on, let's sway
528
00:47:26,221 --> 00:47:30,142
Baby, let the music take control
529
00:47:30,309 --> 00:47:34,438
Let the rhythm move youSway
530
00:47:34,605 --> 00:47:36,440
Sway
531
00:47:36,607 --> 00:47:40,777
Let the music take your soulLet the rhythm move you
532
00:47:40,944 --> 00:47:45,407
Da-da-da-da-da...
533
00:47:51,038 --> 00:47:55,751
Hey, can you believe that? We did it!
534
00:47:57,127 --> 00:48:00,422
(CHEERING)
535
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:21,735
Ben? "Hard Copy" is on.
536
00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:25,697
Ben? Are you awake?
537
00:48:25,781 --> 00:48:28,909
I guess he's not coming.
538
00:48:30,077 --> 00:48:34,331
He's exhausted.
I don't blame him, I'm tired, too.
539
00:48:34,414 --> 00:48:38,585
Yeah, you should get to bed
early tonight. In fact...
540
00:48:44,132 --> 00:48:49,721
- In fact, you can go to bed right now.
- I can't. I have so much work to do.
541
00:48:49,805 --> 00:48:54,852
We haven't been alone
in such a long time.
542
00:48:55,060 --> 00:48:57,271
It'll only take a couple of hours.
543
00:48:57,354 --> 00:48:59,147
OK.
544
00:48:59,606 --> 00:49:02,526
I'll be right back.
545
00:49:30,762 --> 00:49:34,933
- Come on, Jack, do I have to?
- I thought you liked Norm.
546
00:49:35,017 --> 00:49:39,062
- Yeah, he's OK, I guess.
- So what's the problem?
547
00:49:39,146 --> 00:49:45,027
Seeing him for Guides is one thing.
Having him sleep over is different.
548
00:49:45,110 --> 00:49:49,281
Look, Norm's dad told me
he doesn't have a lot of friends,
549
00:49:49,364 --> 00:49:53,577
and I thought this could be a nice
gesture, so do me this one favour.
550
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:57,706
Hanging out with a guy like that
won't do much for my reputation.
551
00:49:57,789 --> 00:50:01,877
Yeah, we wouldn't want it getting
around what a nice guy you are.
552
00:50:02,044 --> 00:50:04,796
All right, I'll do it.
553
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:08,342
- But just this once, OK?
- Good.
554
00:50:08,509 --> 00:50:13,138
To make it really special, I even got
you guys an authentic Indian tepee.
555
00:50:13,305 --> 00:50:18,936
- Chet's setting it up this afternoon.
- He's gonna set up a tepee? Where?
556
00:50:35,494 --> 00:50:39,081
It was nice of you to invite me
to sleep over, Ben.
557
00:50:39,248 --> 00:50:42,751
Yeah, sure, no sweat. Glad to do it.
558
00:50:42,835 --> 00:50:46,672
It's the first time I've been invited
to sleep over at someone's house.
559
00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:50,175
It's no big deal, Norm.
Don't worry about it.
560
00:50:56,473 --> 00:50:59,601
I brought you something.
561
00:51:01,812 --> 00:51:04,189
This is for me?
562
00:51:05,315 --> 00:51:11,530
- It must have cost you a fortune!
- Not really. I made it myself.
563
00:51:11,613 --> 00:51:15,075
This beadwork must have taken forever.
564
00:51:15,325 --> 00:51:19,746
Well, I haven't much else
to do with my time.
565
00:51:20,998 --> 00:51:23,959
And I thought you might want to have it.
566
00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:26,461
I gotta be honest with you, Norm.
567
00:51:26,628 --> 00:51:30,465
I don't understand
why you do something like this.
568
00:51:30,549 --> 00:51:36,513
Because I wanted to. We're part
of the same tribe and everything.
569
00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:41,643
If you don't like it, you can tell me.
My feelings won't get hurt.
570
00:51:45,022 --> 00:51:49,735
I like it very much, Norm. Thanks.
571
00:51:51,862 --> 00:51:56,950
You know what? I got an idea.
You wanna play some video games?
572
00:51:57,075 --> 00:52:00,037
- Would I ever!
- Let's do it.
573
00:52:00,162 --> 00:52:05,626
I just got "Subhumanoid Slaughterhouse
5000". It's cool, but it's hard.
574
00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:10,923
I didn't know it had come out yet.
I'm still playing on the "2000".
575
00:52:11,006 --> 00:52:13,342
"2000" is for wimps.
"5000" is way better.
576
00:52:13,467 --> 00:52:18,514
When you kill Gakmo, the commander,
his head explodes like a gigantic zit.
577
00:52:18,597 --> 00:52:20,224
Cool!
578
00:52:20,307 --> 00:52:23,101
But you gotta watch out for Douglas,
the vampire troll.
579
00:52:23,268 --> 00:52:28,982
He's got these plasma rockets that
can melt your skin off. It's the best.
580
00:52:39,326 --> 00:52:41,537
Hey, Monroe!
581
00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:48,168
- What are you wearing?
- An Indian vest. What's it look like?
582
00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:52,798
It looks like Gakmo the subhumanoid's
head exploded all over your shirt.
583
00:52:52,881 --> 00:52:57,594
- What are those things all over it?
- They happen to be real Indian beads.
584
00:52:57,678 --> 00:53:01,849
Don't you think you're getting
a little heavy with this Indian thing?
585
00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:05,477
You know, I knew you were
going to get on my case.
586
00:53:05,561 --> 00:53:10,566
But it's not as bad as we thought.
I've learnt a lot of cool stuff.
587
00:53:10,649 --> 00:53:15,028
For instance, do you know how to shoot
a bow and arrow or throw a tomahawk?
588
00:53:15,112 --> 00:53:17,865
- No.
- Well, I do.
589
00:53:17,948 --> 00:53:21,618
That should come in real handy
next time you go buffalo hunting.
590
00:53:21,702 --> 00:53:24,162
Next weekend,
we're going on a canoe trip.
591
00:53:24,329 --> 00:53:28,083
We'll go over white water rapids.
It's gonna be great.
592
00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:33,005
- Gee, sorry I can't come.
- Nice Indian beads, buddy (!)
593
00:53:33,088 --> 00:53:34,673
What's with the vest?
594
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,926
Can I join your Indian club too,
please (?)
595
00:53:38,010 --> 00:53:42,181
Looks like Chingach-dork is getting
shoved into his locker again.
596
00:53:42,264 --> 00:53:45,934
See what dressing up
like an Indian gets you?
597
00:53:47,269 --> 00:53:52,191
- Hey, where are you going?
- I'm going to help him out.
598
00:53:52,274 --> 00:53:58,030
- Hey! What do you think you're doing?
- Talking to us, punk?
599
00:53:58,113 --> 00:54:00,699
I can't watch this.
600
00:54:00,782 --> 00:54:04,620
Let him go,
or face the consequences.
601
00:54:07,456 --> 00:54:10,417
(KARATE NOISES)
602
00:54:17,132 --> 00:54:21,220
Sorry about that, Norm.
I thought it'd work.
603
00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:24,264
That's OK, Ben.
I appreciate the effort.
604
00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:28,352
You know, it's not so bad in here.
It's kind of peaceful.
605
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,523
Yeah, it's amazing
how you get used to it after a while.
606
00:54:32,606 --> 00:54:36,276
Hello, is anybody out there?
607
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,196
Can someone please help us?
608
00:54:56,964 --> 00:55:03,011
Ready for the big canoe trip?
We're going over white water rapids!
609
00:55:03,095 --> 00:55:08,600
Some of us might fall out!
Be torn to bits by man-eating salmon!
610
00:55:08,684 --> 00:55:12,062
As soon as Jack gets here, we're vapour.
611
00:55:12,271 --> 00:55:15,357
So, did Jack mention
when he was going to be here?
612
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:20,279
He had to finish some work, but he
promised he'd be here by noon.
613
00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:23,532
If he promised, then he'll be here.
614
00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:31,915
Oh, great, I'm going to be late.
I can't be late!
615
00:55:38,922 --> 00:55:41,008
This is it!
616
00:55:42,467 --> 00:55:45,262
What's going on here?
My brakes are out!
617
00:55:45,387 --> 00:55:48,932
Bye-bye, Sturges! Have a nice life!
618
00:55:57,149 --> 00:55:59,276
Ooh!
619
00:56:02,905 --> 00:56:05,407
- Whoa!
- Watch it!
620
00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:17,419
Oh, no!
621
00:56:29,932 --> 00:56:32,059
No brakes! Sorry, no brakes!
622
00:56:45,948 --> 00:56:49,076
- Hey, what happened?
- Did you see that?
623
00:56:49,159 --> 00:56:51,537
Come on, follow me!
624
00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:56,583
What happened over here?
Come on, buddy, move it!
625
00:57:02,047 --> 00:57:05,759
- I don't believe it!
- He should be dead by now.
626
00:57:05,843 --> 00:57:09,513
Don't worry about it.
It was an unlucky break.
627
00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:12,516
We'll get another chance.
628
00:57:12,683 --> 00:57:17,062
Let's get out of here
before somebody sees us.
629
00:57:21,233 --> 00:57:23,902
Over here, over here.
630
00:57:27,865 --> 00:57:32,119
It's already 12.47.
We should get going. Time's a-wasting.
631
00:57:32,202 --> 00:57:37,040
I was sure Jack would be here by now.
I wonder what happened?
632
00:57:39,501 --> 00:57:43,255
Yeah, you're right. Poor Ben.
633
00:57:45,799 --> 00:57:51,013
Someone's going to have to tell him.
Either one of you guys want to do it?
634
00:57:53,182 --> 00:57:58,729
Cowards. OK, guys, time to go.
Let's load up.
635
00:58:02,733 --> 00:58:07,696
Listen, Ben, Red won't let us wait
any longer for Jack.
636
00:58:07,779 --> 00:58:11,950
Oh. Sure, Mr Bronski. I understand.
637
00:58:12,784 --> 00:58:17,122
Jack has a very important job.
It's not like me or Lloyd or Red.
638
00:58:17,206 --> 00:58:22,127
So I'm sure whatever is keeping him
has got to be pretty important, too.
639
00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:30,719
Hey, you want to come along with us?
Norm and I'll do all the paddling!
640
00:58:30,802 --> 00:58:35,974
No thanks, Mr Bronski.
I don't feel much like going anyway.
641
00:58:37,017 --> 00:58:39,770
- You sure?
- Absolutely.
642
00:58:39,853 --> 00:58:45,067
You guys go ahead and have
a great time. I'll be OK.
643
00:58:50,739 --> 00:58:54,159
Hey, Ben? Hey-ha-wa-ya.
644
00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:47,296
Hi, honey. What are you doing back
so early? Where's Jack?
645
00:59:47,379 --> 00:59:50,299
He didn't show up.
646
00:59:50,424 --> 00:59:53,677
What do you mean he didn't show up?
What happened?
647
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,513
He promised he'd be there,
but he never showed up.
648
00:59:56,722 --> 01:00:00,309
So the other guys went on without me.
649
01:00:00,392 --> 01:00:04,855
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry,
but I'm sure there's an explanation.
650
01:00:04,938 --> 01:00:11,069
- He found something better to do.
- No, I know he wouldn't do that.
651
01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:17,659
Just like you knew Dad wouldn't
do anything like that?
652
01:00:18,410 --> 01:00:21,830
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
653
01:00:30,589 --> 01:00:35,928
- Oh, my God, what happened to you?
- I got caught in a sudden downpour.
654
01:00:36,011 --> 01:00:40,641
- When was it raining?
- I'll tell you about it later.
655
01:00:40,724 --> 01:00:45,312
- I need to talk to Ben first.
- I'll get you a towel.
656
01:00:56,114 --> 01:00:59,701
I'm really sorry
I missed the canoe trip, Ben.
657
01:00:59,785 --> 01:01:05,290
I had car trouble
and I just couldn't make it.
658
01:01:06,792 --> 01:01:09,920
Don't worry about it.
659
01:01:12,548 --> 01:01:16,260
I wanted to be there, Ben! I really did!
660
01:01:29,231 --> 01:01:34,278
Could you get out of the chair
with your wet clothes, please?
661
01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:39,032
- He's really taking this hard.
- He was looking forward to this trip.
662
01:01:39,116 --> 01:01:41,827
And he was counting on you to be there.
663
01:01:42,035 --> 01:01:45,330
Believe me,
what happened was unavoidable.
664
01:01:45,414 --> 01:01:50,919
I'm sure it was. But without meaning to,
you broke a promise to him,
665
01:01:51,003 --> 01:01:54,715
which unfortunately is something
his father used to do all the time.
666
01:01:58,177 --> 01:02:03,599
- I guess I have to pay for that.
- It goes with the territory.
667
01:02:06,185 --> 01:02:10,731
- I'll go talk to him.
- No, wait a minute. I'll do it.
668
01:02:11,273 --> 01:02:13,358
(TAP ON DOOR)
669
01:02:15,903 --> 01:02:21,325
- Ben, can I talk to you for a sec?
- Yeah, sure. Do what you want.
670
01:02:21,867 --> 01:02:28,540
I know you're mad at me, and there's
no reason for you to believe me.
671
01:02:28,624 --> 01:02:32,836
But I'm going to make this up to you.
I swear.
672
01:02:33,295 --> 01:02:38,967
- You know the July 4th camping trip?
- Yeah, what about it?
673
01:02:39,051 --> 01:02:43,096
I give you my word
nothing's going to interfere with it.
674
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:49,019
We're going to go and have the best
time we ever had. OK? I promise.
675
01:02:49,186 --> 01:02:53,690
- Yeah, sure.
- OK, good.
676
01:03:16,046 --> 01:03:20,092
It looks like your hunch was right,
Jack. That was no accident you had.
677
01:03:20,175 --> 01:03:23,220
According to the police,
your brake lines were cut.
678
01:03:23,387 --> 01:03:26,098
Somebody wants you dead.
679
01:03:26,306 --> 01:03:31,645
It'd be a good idea if we transfer you
to the Portland office for a while.
680
01:03:31,728 --> 01:03:36,483
Until we find out who's behind this.
I'll put the Feds on it right away.
681
01:03:36,567 --> 01:03:39,653
We'll have it wrapped up
by the end of July.
682
01:03:39,862 --> 01:03:43,240
End of July? Forget it, Bob. Can't do it.
683
01:03:43,323 --> 01:03:45,993
- Excuse me?
- Can't do it, Bob.
684
01:03:46,118 --> 01:03:51,123
What do you mean? This isn't
a negotiation, it's an order.
685
01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:57,296
Well, then, you can fire me, or I'll quit.
686
01:03:58,922 --> 01:04:03,844
Either way, I'm not going to Portland.
I have more important things to do.
687
01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:07,306
Do you mind telling me what's
more important than staying alive?
688
01:04:07,389 --> 01:04:12,352
Right now...a camping trip with Ben.
689
01:04:19,151 --> 01:04:22,237
- How about a sing-along?
- What do you wanna sing?
690
01:04:22,321 --> 01:04:27,784
- Why not "Louie, Louie"?
- I believe that's "Louie, Lou-eye".
691
01:04:27,868 --> 01:04:33,582
- And the boys won't know the lyrics.
- That's the great thing. Nobody does.
692
01:04:33,665 --> 01:04:39,546
- You can mumble anything you want.
- Who needs words anyway, right, Dad?
693
01:04:39,713 --> 01:04:41,089
(LLOYD WHISTLES)
694
01:04:41,256 --> 01:04:43,050
What do you say? Take it!
695
01:04:43,175 --> 01:04:48,263
(EVERYBODY AD-LIBS
"LOUIE-LOUIE")
696
01:04:51,517 --> 01:04:55,229
Da-da-da-da-da
697
01:04:55,395 --> 01:04:57,940
Louie-Louieoh, way down low
698
01:05:00,776 --> 01:05:05,113
Yeah, yeah, yeahI said Louie-Louie
699
01:05:05,322 --> 01:05:08,075
Oh, baby...
700
01:05:10,702 --> 01:05:13,872
A fine little girl...
701
01:05:14,039 --> 01:05:17,543
(SONG CONTINUES)
702
01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:34,726
Jeez, Ben, there's a lot of stuff here.
Sure glad it's a single.
703
01:05:34,810 --> 01:05:37,771
Imagine putting up
a two-bedroom tepee.
704
01:05:37,938 --> 01:05:40,482
I can't, but that's a funny concept.
705
01:05:41,275 --> 01:05:44,862
That was my subtle way
of asking for help.
706
01:05:44,987 --> 01:05:51,076
You have to be more obvious, Jack.
I'm a kid. I don't get subtleties.
707
01:05:51,201 --> 01:05:56,748
- OK, fine. Wanna give me a hand?
- I'd rather not. My back's sore.
708
01:05:57,332 --> 01:06:02,880
All right.
I'll ask somebody else, then.
709
01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:07,885
Hey, Lloyd? Can you help me out?
710
01:06:19,479 --> 01:06:23,400
Let's make him laugh.
We'll have this up in no time!
711
01:06:23,609 --> 01:06:25,527
(WHISTLES)
712
01:06:25,736 --> 01:06:28,113
Lloyd says, "In a New York minute!"
713
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:29,990
Let's do it.
714
01:06:32,284 --> 01:06:36,455
I'm all right. This looks good.
715
01:06:38,707 --> 01:06:43,378
This is long. Perfect.
I need these for the...?
716
01:06:45,214 --> 01:06:49,343
We have to cross these, Lloyd.
They should all be the same height.
717
01:06:49,510 --> 01:06:53,013
Then we make a cross.
Make sure they're the same height.
718
01:06:58,352 --> 01:07:03,899
This is good. Just pull it over
with a little more of an angle. Good.
719
01:07:06,610 --> 01:07:09,112
Ow, ow, ow!
720
01:07:12,449 --> 01:07:15,118
I'd better hold it.
721
01:07:17,246 --> 01:07:22,876
Try to keep this on an angle
so we can slip this over and through.
722
01:07:23,085 --> 01:07:27,923
Ow, ow! You got me
in the foot again, Lloyd!
723
01:07:31,343 --> 01:07:34,972
Good job! Thanks, Lloyd.
724
01:07:35,639 --> 01:07:38,767
Let's get some water or something.
725
01:07:41,603 --> 01:07:44,064
Nice job on the tent, Sturges.
726
01:07:44,231 --> 01:07:48,402
Let's settle in. We'll spend the night.
727
01:07:55,033 --> 01:07:59,496
Well, it doesn't get much better
than this, eh, guys?
728
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:04,126
- Anybody feel like a story?
- Excellent idea.
729
01:08:04,209 --> 01:08:08,088
- Can I borrow your headdress, Chet?
- Sure.
730
01:08:09,506 --> 01:08:12,551
Be very careful.
731
01:08:13,177 --> 01:08:15,971
Thank you. Very good.
732
01:08:17,431 --> 01:08:22,769
OK, now.
This is a very old Indian legend,
733
01:08:22,936 --> 01:08:25,272
passed down
from generation to generation.
734
01:08:25,355 --> 01:08:29,067
Either that or I saw it
on an episode of "F Troop".
735
01:08:29,151 --> 01:08:32,988
Remember that show where all the
Indians were played by Italian actors?
736
01:08:33,071 --> 01:08:35,324
Them all talk like this.
737
01:08:35,490 --> 01:08:38,452
Real Native Americans
don't talk like that.
738
01:08:38,535 --> 01:08:44,041
Yes, Squatting Dog know this.
But intend use only for comic effect.
739
01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,835
OK.
740
01:08:47,002 --> 01:08:52,549
Many moon ago, was young
Lakota brave name Young Crab.
741
01:08:52,674 --> 01:08:55,302
So called because
him always in lousy mood.
742
01:08:55,469 --> 01:08:59,431
Especially after father skip camp
with secretary.
743
01:08:59,515 --> 01:09:04,728
Leave Young Crab all alone take
care of mother, name Lotsa Hair.
744
01:09:06,021 --> 01:09:11,235
Years go by. Young Crab
and Lotsa Hair become inseparable.
745
01:09:11,318 --> 01:09:12,778
Build new life.
746
01:09:12,945 --> 01:09:17,533
Young Crab so happy, he think about
change name to Happy Face.
747
01:09:17,658 --> 01:09:21,578
But then one day Lotsa Hair bring home
748
01:09:21,662 --> 01:09:27,042
incredibly handsome Lakota warrior,
name Looks So Darn Good.
749
01:09:27,209 --> 01:09:29,211
(LAUGHTER)
750
01:09:29,378 --> 01:09:35,050
She say, "This Looks So Darn Good.
I've decided to marry him.
751
01:09:35,133 --> 01:09:40,347
"Can blame me?
I mean, check it out one time."
752
01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:43,934
Young Crab not like Looks So Darn Good
from get-go.
753
01:09:44,017 --> 01:09:48,772
Not like way he ruin happy life
Young Crab have with Lotsa Hair.
754
01:09:48,856 --> 01:09:55,779
So do all he can to make Looks
So Darn Good look not so darn hot.
755
01:09:56,488 --> 01:09:58,949
Pour glue in moccasin.
756
01:09:59,074 --> 01:10:03,954
Order ten pizza delivered
to Looks So Darn Good's tepee.
757
01:10:04,037 --> 01:10:06,874
Run up big bills calling 1-900 numbers.
758
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,669
Little Guides not try at home!
759
01:10:10,752 --> 01:10:15,132
Young Crab need discipline.
Perhaps trip to wood shed in order.
760
01:10:15,215 --> 01:10:20,679
No, no, Silver Fox.
Young Crab not need discipline.
761
01:10:20,762 --> 01:10:27,019
Him just scared Look So Darn Good
do same thing as father.
762
01:10:27,102 --> 01:10:33,317
Run away. Hurt Lotsa Hair
and Young Crab all over again.
763
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:38,280
Look So Darn Good must
prove himself trustworthy.
764
01:10:38,363 --> 01:10:43,660
Good medicine, Running Horse,
but trust funny thing.
765
01:10:43,744 --> 01:10:48,498
No matter how hard one try,
sooner or later bound to screw up.
766
01:10:48,582 --> 01:10:54,171
Break trust.
Not mean to, but hey, poo happens.
767
01:10:54,338 --> 01:10:56,173
(LAUGHTER)
768
01:10:56,340 --> 01:11:01,345
- What can guides learn from this?
- Most important thing...
769
01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:07,267
Guides must never call 1-900 numbers
without parents' permission.
770
01:11:07,351 --> 01:11:10,521
Good point, Silver Fox.
But way off, as usual.
771
01:11:10,604 --> 01:11:15,817
I think the lesson is about
the importance of communication.
772
01:11:18,695 --> 01:11:24,284
Silent Thunder and Talking Rock
correct. Communication first step.
773
01:11:24,368 --> 01:11:27,538
I think it means you have
to have faith in people.
774
01:11:27,704 --> 01:11:30,749
Even if sometimes they disappoint you.
775
01:11:30,832 --> 01:11:34,753
Dark Eagle hit nail right on head.
776
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:38,340
Great story.
And a good lesson for all of us.
777
01:11:41,134 --> 01:11:42,761
Good story, Jack!
778
01:12:03,824 --> 01:12:08,745
- I'm hungry, Dad. When are we eating?
- We gotta catch our breakfast.
779
01:12:08,829 --> 01:12:11,540
- Hey, Chief, is that coffee ready?
- Just about!
780
01:12:11,623 --> 01:12:16,170
- Can we have bacon and eggs?
- If it's in the stream.
781
01:12:32,686 --> 01:12:39,359
- Morning, Jack! How did you sleep?
- Fine, fine. Have you seen Ben?
782
01:12:39,443 --> 01:12:44,031
Yeah, I asked him to go down
to the creek and fill up the canteens.
783
01:12:44,156 --> 01:12:48,744
I'm glad you asked him and not me,
or we'd all die of thirst.
784
01:12:48,827 --> 01:12:51,288
Remember what I told you.
785
01:12:51,413 --> 01:12:57,085
"Keep at it". But I got to tell you,
Chet, I'm about ready to give up.
786
01:12:57,169 --> 01:13:00,964
I've tried everything to get
through to him. It's just not working.
787
01:13:01,048 --> 01:13:06,512
It takes time.
Believe it or not, you're doing fine.
788
01:13:06,595 --> 01:13:10,265
Yeah, real fine.
789
01:13:18,982 --> 01:13:22,152
Come on, Tony,
you're ruining your suit!
790
01:13:22,778 --> 01:13:27,574
Arrh-arrh-arrh...
791
01:13:28,617 --> 01:13:31,537
I got one! I got one!
792
01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:37,960
Hey, look at this! I caught a fish!
I'm a regular Jacques Cousteau!
793
01:13:38,043 --> 01:13:43,423
This is the first time I fished
in my life! I could actually enjoy this!
794
01:13:43,549 --> 01:13:47,803
Murray, after we kill the Sturges guy,
can we do this again?
795
01:13:48,846 --> 01:13:50,931
Jack.
796
01:13:54,893 --> 01:13:57,437
- Jack, Jack!
- What's the matter?
797
01:13:57,604 --> 01:14:03,527
There's some guys over there.
One of them said they're here to kill you.
798
01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:06,572
- Where are they?
- Over there, by the creek.
799
01:14:11,910 --> 01:14:17,291
- Enough with the fishing already!
- Just one more. I'm good at this.
800
01:14:17,374 --> 01:14:21,962
If you were as good at arranging
car accidents, Sturges would be dead.
801
01:14:22,045 --> 01:14:27,801
And we wouldn't be here in the forest
like Robin Hood and his Merry Men!
802
01:14:29,970 --> 01:14:33,974
What accident are they talking about?
You just had car trouble.
803
01:14:34,057 --> 01:14:39,271
- Yes, but I didn't tell you how much.
- So tell me now.
804
01:14:41,148 --> 01:14:43,233
Jack, tell me!
805
01:14:43,317 --> 01:14:48,655
They did something to the brakes
so I ended up in the bay. No big deal.
806
01:14:48,739 --> 01:14:52,367
- Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't want to worry you.
807
01:14:52,451 --> 01:14:56,830
I thought you made up the car trouble
story to get out of the trip!
808
01:14:56,914 --> 01:15:01,543
If you'd said you had an accident
I wouldn't have gotten so upset.
809
01:15:01,627 --> 01:15:03,837
Sorry. I tried to do the right thing.
810
01:15:04,004 --> 01:15:07,883
Chet,
I need you to do something for me.
811
01:15:08,926 --> 01:15:12,596
Some guys followed me up here.
They're sort of after me.
812
01:15:12,763 --> 01:15:14,515
What do you mean?
813
01:15:14,681 --> 01:15:18,810
I sent a man to prison
and his son's a little upset about it.
814
01:15:18,894 --> 01:15:21,605
What do you want us to do?
815
01:15:21,772 --> 01:15:25,150
You and the boys head
to the ranger station for help.
816
01:15:26,068 --> 01:15:32,324
- I'll lead them up the mountain.
- We could stay here and help, Jack.
817
01:15:33,534 --> 01:15:38,455
I concur with Silent Thunder.
There must be something we can do.
818
01:15:38,539 --> 01:15:45,337
Thanks, but they're after me, not you.
It's too dangerous to stay together.
819
01:15:45,420 --> 01:15:49,842
All right. We'll get back as quick as
we can. Little Guides, let's move out!
820
01:15:50,843 --> 01:15:54,346
- That means you too, Ben.
- No way. I'm staying with you.
821
01:15:54,429 --> 01:15:57,558
- You're not staying with me.
- But I can help.
822
01:15:57,641 --> 01:16:01,562
You could be more help by making
sure the others get down OK.
823
01:16:01,728 --> 01:16:05,107
Go on, get out of here. I mean it.
824
01:16:10,195 --> 01:16:16,827
Ben! Thanks anyway. I appreciate it.
825
01:16:20,205 --> 01:16:24,918
- I'll meet you on the other side.
- I bet you we beat you there!
826
01:16:26,003 --> 01:16:29,214
I got you now, Sturges.
827
01:16:29,339 --> 01:16:34,553
Murray! Tony! Get ready.
The fun is about to begin.
828
01:16:51,737 --> 01:16:53,822
(GROANS)
829
01:17:05,667 --> 01:17:08,587
(GROANS)
830
01:17:10,088 --> 01:17:12,841
Great. Just what I need.
831
01:17:18,555 --> 01:17:21,183
(FAINT FOOTSTEPS)
832
01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:30,400
(FOOTSTEPS DRAW CLOSER)
833
01:17:33,487 --> 01:17:35,280
(SNEEZES)
834
01:17:45,624 --> 01:17:48,961
- Gesundheit.
- Ben, what are you doing here?
835
01:17:49,044 --> 01:17:53,423
- I came back here to help you.
- I don't need any help.
836
01:17:53,549 --> 01:17:57,302
What were you planning to do
when those guys found you?
837
01:17:57,469 --> 01:18:00,180
Lie there and pretend to be a slug?
838
01:18:00,264 --> 01:18:03,267
Exactly. Get out of here.
You're blowing my cover.
839
01:18:03,350 --> 01:18:06,353
You can't tell me what to do.
You're not my father.
840
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:09,523
I knew you'd say that eventually.
841
01:18:11,358 --> 01:18:13,026
Oh, Jeez.
842
01:18:16,113 --> 01:18:20,701
- How's the leg?
- Except for the pain, it's great.
843
01:18:20,784 --> 01:18:23,495
Then we can't outrun them.
844
01:18:24,621 --> 01:18:28,792
We'll have to slow them up
until the others get back with help.
845
01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:31,879
These guys are hired killers with guns.
846
01:18:32,045 --> 01:18:34,923
We've got bows and arrows
and a tomahawk.
847
01:18:36,049 --> 01:18:38,760
We're going to need more than that.
848
01:18:38,844 --> 01:18:41,889
Red Crow told me that
when you need an answer,
849
01:18:42,055 --> 01:18:45,601
you just listen to nature
and the answer will be provided.
850
01:18:45,726 --> 01:18:49,855
- How do you know he wasn't kidding?
- Trust me.
851
01:18:52,107 --> 01:18:55,235
OK, I'll listen.
852
01:18:57,905 --> 01:19:00,365
Could you ask nature to speak up?
853
01:19:00,574 --> 01:19:03,076
- I can't hear a thing.
- Shh!
854
01:19:12,669 --> 01:19:15,380
(BUZZING)
855
01:19:15,547 --> 01:19:18,967
Thank you, Red Crow.
856
01:19:41,949 --> 01:19:44,868
Slow and easy!
857
01:19:47,037 --> 01:19:49,122
Hold on, don't get away from me!
858
01:19:57,756 --> 01:20:00,884
Easy, Ben. Don't shake it.
859
01:20:05,472 --> 01:20:07,099
That's good. Steady.
860
01:20:09,184 --> 01:20:11,562
- What's the matter with you?
- I slipped.
861
01:20:11,645 --> 01:20:14,273
Murray, get him on his feet.
862
01:20:14,356 --> 01:20:17,192
Come on, you look ridiculous!
863
01:20:17,276 --> 01:20:20,112
Hey, don't touch the suit!
864
01:20:39,673 --> 01:20:43,135
You guys go that way,
I'm going this way.
865
01:20:45,179 --> 01:20:49,641
- Does this guy know what he's doing?
- I don't know.
866
01:21:01,361 --> 01:21:05,157
My suit's full of twigs.
My cleaner will never get them out.
867
01:21:05,324 --> 01:21:07,618
Well, I got fish goop on my pants!
868
01:21:07,743 --> 01:21:12,247
- Never get us a job like this again!
- Don't worry, I won't.
869
01:21:14,082 --> 01:21:16,543
Indian stuff!
870
01:21:18,420 --> 01:21:22,007
- You got it.
- We got him.
871
01:21:24,301 --> 01:21:28,472
- OK, you ready?
- Ready, let's do it.
872
01:21:34,394 --> 01:21:40,150
Look, more of that beaded junk.
They gotta be around here somewhere.
873
01:21:40,317 --> 01:21:41,860
(WHISTLE)
874
01:21:44,988 --> 01:21:48,867
- Look! There's his kid.
- What's he doing?
875
01:21:49,284 --> 01:21:52,246
He's gonna shoot us
with his little bow and arrow.
876
01:21:52,412 --> 01:21:57,125
- Ooh, I'm really scared.
- Yeah, maybe we should take cover.
877
01:22:07,469 --> 01:22:09,096
Beehive!
878
01:22:11,890 --> 01:22:16,520
Tony, they're biting me!
Tell them to leave me alone!
879
01:22:16,687 --> 01:22:19,815
(BUZZING AND SCREAMING)
880
01:22:22,442 --> 01:22:25,571
- Good shot, Little Wing!
- You, too, Squatting Dog.
881
01:22:25,654 --> 01:22:28,866
We really ought to think
about changing my name.
882
01:22:28,949 --> 01:22:33,579
Good idea. How about "Dead Meat"?
883
01:22:46,967 --> 01:22:49,970
Not so tough now, are you, Sturges?
884
01:22:50,053 --> 01:22:55,893
If you wanna beg for your life
like a little worm, go ahead!
885
01:22:58,645 --> 01:23:02,065
You know, Joey,
I expected something better from you.
886
01:23:02,191 --> 01:23:03,650
What are you talking about?
887
01:23:03,817 --> 01:23:07,571
Come on, Joey. The old seal-them
up-in-an-abandoned-mine routine?
888
01:23:07,779 --> 01:23:10,866
- What's wrong with it?
- It's boring!
889
01:23:11,033 --> 01:23:13,452
Shows a complete lack of imagination.
890
01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:17,039
And I suppose you could think
of something better?
891
01:23:17,206 --> 01:23:19,208
Without even trying.
892
01:23:19,374 --> 01:23:22,794
You could hurl us off a cliff
onto jagged rocks.
893
01:23:22,961 --> 01:23:25,297
That's not any better.
894
01:23:25,506 --> 01:23:29,426
But first you drill holes
in the back of our heads
895
01:23:29,635 --> 01:23:33,138
to make it look like
an industrial accident.
896
01:23:34,473 --> 01:23:40,229
Or you could wrap us in wet rawhide,
so when it dried it'd mash our bones
897
01:23:40,395 --> 01:23:44,691
and squeeze our organs out
through our orifices like toothpaste.
898
01:23:47,945 --> 01:23:53,659
- I saw it on "America's Most Wanted".
- Listen, Sturges, this kid is sick.
899
01:23:53,825 --> 01:24:00,123
If I wasn't going to kill you,
I'd suggest you get him psychiatric help.
900
01:24:00,207 --> 01:24:06,088
Tony, light the fuse before this
little demento gets any more ideas.
901
01:24:11,552 --> 01:24:14,471
Bye-bye, Sturges.
902
01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:18,725
Bye-bye, kid!
903
01:24:18,809 --> 01:24:24,022
- Jack, what are we going to do?
- Don't worry, Ben, it'll be OK.
904
01:24:51,967 --> 01:24:55,345
What the hell is this? Charades?
905
01:24:58,015 --> 01:25:03,312
He says, "Throw down your weapons
or you'll end like stupid pincushions."
906
01:25:03,437 --> 01:25:07,357
- Actually, he didn't say "stupid" .
- Yeah, right.
907
01:25:07,441 --> 01:25:12,196
Like I'm going to surrender
to one screwball with a bow and arrow?
908
01:25:12,279 --> 01:25:14,865
Murray, put a bullet in his head.
909
01:25:15,073 --> 01:25:18,076
Excuse me there.
910
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:24,124
Point of order. I believe it's illegal
to possess firearms in a state park.
911
01:25:26,168 --> 01:25:30,839
As a representative of the Department
of Motor Vehicles, a state agency,
912
01:25:31,006 --> 01:25:33,509
I have to confiscate those weapons.
913
01:25:33,717 --> 01:25:37,304
Oh, now there's two of them!
I'm really scared.
914
01:25:37,387 --> 01:25:40,057
Make that three.
915
01:25:40,933 --> 01:25:44,061
- Four!
- Five!
916
01:25:44,144 --> 01:25:46,271
Six!
917
01:25:46,355 --> 01:25:49,399
We're surrounded!
What do we do now, Joey?
918
01:25:49,483 --> 01:25:54,780
They've got bows. You got guns.
What do you think you do? Shoot them!
919
01:25:54,863 --> 01:25:57,074
OK, Guides, let them have it!
920
01:26:00,369 --> 01:26:01,703
GERONIMO!
921
01:26:08,252 --> 01:26:12,214
- That's it! No more playing around.
- I don't think so, Joey.
922
01:26:14,967 --> 01:26:17,970
Here's another piece of garbage
you can add to the pile.
923
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:22,182
Sure thing, Squatting Dog.
OK, dirt bags, on your feet!
924
01:26:22,266 --> 01:26:27,521
Remember, no smart stuff,
I got the gun. Come on, get up!
925
01:26:29,481 --> 01:26:31,692
Wow!
926
01:26:32,776 --> 01:26:36,864
- You guys OK?
- Yeah. Thanks for coming back.
927
01:26:36,947 --> 01:26:42,703
Hey, we're Indian Guides.
And Indian Guides stick together.
928
01:26:42,870 --> 01:26:48,500
Besides, if we'd tried to get to the
ranger station, we'd have got lost.
929
01:26:58,135 --> 01:27:00,721
Thanks, Lloyd! That was a great shot.
930
01:27:02,389 --> 01:27:04,349
(WHISTLES)
931
01:27:06,727 --> 01:27:13,066
You know, Ben, those are the weirdest
guys I've ever met. But I like them.
932
01:27:13,150 --> 01:27:17,446
Yeah, they're definitely unusual.
But who wants normal, anyway. Right?
933
01:27:20,032 --> 01:27:26,496
Ben, I want to thank you, too,
for coming back. It was very brave.
934
01:27:26,580 --> 01:27:30,250
Well, I couldn't just let them kill you.
935
01:27:30,334 --> 01:27:35,923
After all, I think my mom wants
to keep you around for a while.
936
01:27:36,006 --> 01:27:38,967
And, well...
937
01:27:40,677 --> 01:27:44,014
I guess I do, too.
938
01:27:45,182 --> 01:27:47,851
Let's go home.
939
01:27:50,229 --> 01:27:54,399
So, now that we're buddies,
is it OK if I marry your mom?
940
01:27:54,483 --> 01:28:00,364
I don't know, Jack. There are a few
things I need to know about you first.
941
01:28:02,658 --> 01:28:06,703
- Is that all you make?
- It's not exactly minimum wage.
942
01:28:06,787 --> 01:28:10,541
I thought you were a big-shot attorney
for the government.
943
01:28:10,707 --> 01:28:13,502
They make up for it in benefits.
944
01:28:13,585 --> 01:28:20,467
Which will be handy when they replace
the teeth I'll knock out of your head.
945
01:28:20,551 --> 01:28:25,222
- Any bad habits I should know about?
- I drink milk from the carton.
946
01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:29,977
Sometimes I use a spoon
and put it back in the drawer.
947
01:28:30,060 --> 01:28:34,314
Any chance of you becoming a serial
killer and boiling our heads in acid?
948
01:28:34,398 --> 01:28:38,569
Don't be silly!
I haven't done that in years.
949
01:28:39,611 --> 01:28:44,658
- So? Do I pass the test?
- You'll do, I guess.
950
01:28:44,741 --> 01:28:49,371
- Do you mind if I tell your mother?
- Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
951
01:28:51,957 --> 01:28:57,171
Oh, by the way, that thing
about boiling heads? I lied.
952
01:28:58,755 --> 01:29:01,842
- Jack!
- OK, I didn't lie.
953
01:29:01,925 --> 01:29:05,053
Come here. Look what you've done.
954
01:29:10,350 --> 01:29:12,394
It's a circle.
955
01:29:16,064 --> 01:29:18,233
- Sandy!
- Mom!
956
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:22,404
- What's the matter?
- Come here. Look what Jack did.
957
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:34,666
Oh, what do you know?
958
01:29:34,750 --> 01:29:37,461
It's done.
959
01:29:41,924 --> 01:29:47,137
(INDIAN SONG)
960
01:29:54,603 --> 01:29:57,856
Love, love...
961
01:29:58,732 --> 01:30:02,903
As you probably figured out,I let Jack marry my mother.
962
01:30:02,986 --> 01:30:07,616
It seemed only fairafter what I put him through.
963
01:30:08,367 --> 01:30:12,704
Jack and I still go to Indian Guides.We made him our chief.
964
01:30:12,788 --> 01:30:16,708
Next week, we're making reindeerout of clothes-pins.
965
01:30:18,377 --> 01:30:21,129
Mr Sweeney is still a perfectionist.
966
01:30:21,255 --> 01:30:23,715
The Indian Guidesissued a new handbook,
967
01:30:23,882 --> 01:30:26,552
so he's busy memorising that one.
968
01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:29,054
He says he's already found two typos.
969
01:30:29,221 --> 01:30:35,853
Look into your heart, my friendThat'll be the return to yourself
970
01:30:36,061 --> 01:30:39,273
The return to innocence
971
01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:44,903
Mr Small still doesn't talk.I haven't figured out why yet.
972
01:30:44,987 --> 01:30:50,200
But when you think about it, Darrylwas right. Who needs words anyway?
973
01:30:50,534 --> 01:30:55,956
(INDIAN SINGING)
974
01:30:58,667 --> 01:31:00,836
The return to innocence
975
01:31:01,044 --> 01:31:06,175
If you want, then start to laughIf you must, then start to cry
976
01:31:06,383 --> 01:31:09,219
Be yourself, don't hide
977
01:31:09,428 --> 01:31:14,349
Just believe in destinydon't care what people say...
978
01:31:14,516 --> 01:31:18,395
Mr Bronski still acts like a big kidmost of the time.
979
01:31:18,478 --> 01:31:24,359
But just because you grow up,it doesn't mean you stop having fun.
980
01:31:24,443 --> 01:31:27,362
Norman still gets stuffedinto his locker.
981
01:31:27,529 --> 01:31:32,784
But with me aroundat least now he has some company.
982
01:31:39,124 --> 01:31:41,793
Monroe's beginning to come around.
983
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:45,047
He says he may jointhe Indian Guides,
984
01:31:45,130 --> 01:31:49,301
as long as he doesn'thave to sleep outside on the ground.
985
01:31:52,387 --> 01:31:57,142
If you'd told me two months agoI'd enjoy being an Indian Guide,
986
01:31:57,226 --> 01:32:02,397
I'd have said you were crazy.But it's funny how things turn out.
987
01:32:07,152 --> 01:32:12,866
And my mom?Well, I never saw her so happy.
988
01:32:26,255 --> 01:32:31,426
I'll tell you one thing's for sure:Jack's a really lucky guy.
989
01:32:31,510 --> 01:32:34,471
But then again, so am I.
990
01:32:34,596 --> 01:32:37,724
(INDIAN SONG)
991
01:32:40,269 --> 01:32:42,896
(INAUDIBLE)
992
01:32:46,525 --> 01:32:49,570
I'd like to tell youwe all lived happily ever after,
993
01:32:49,736 --> 01:32:52,823
but it's too soon to tell.
994
01:33:02,374 --> 01:33:05,127
There's a lessonto be learned from all this.
995
01:33:05,210 --> 01:33:09,715
Sometimes you have to trust peopleand hope everything works out.
996
01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:17,347
I mean, after all,nothing's perfect, is it?
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