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- All right, mark that take.
- Good to move on?
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Yep. We got the boss.
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Now let me put on
some sprinkles.
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Genius adlibs, Lil Stinker.
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Nah, man. It's all birds.
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Double crush the cormorant,
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fan-tailed cuckoo,
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common-ass kestrel.
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Nah, I don't like that sample.
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- It's "Baby Shark" backwards.
- But we can find something else.
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- Keep it cheap.
- You could go
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with Joe Scarborough's
funk album,
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anything by the Stones,
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Sharon or Oliver,
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this by Girls5eva.
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Oh, yeah.
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They were a thing for a
second back around '99, 2000.
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- Remember them, Lil Stinker?
- No, I was a baby in '99.
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Ask smarter questions, Paul.
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But I like it.
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It's old school.
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Makes me think of
my mom's boobies.
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Here they are, Girls5eva!
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Now, ladies. Why Girls5eva?
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Because, Carson, we're gonna
be in the game longer than
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Now, how did you
guys get together?
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I'm sorry... three-gether.
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We've been best friends
ever since we auditioned
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for a man in a
motel in New Jersey.
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We also had the same ad
written onto a newspaper.
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But it was fate that
Larry picked us,
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because we're gonna
be friends five-eva,
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famous five-eva, young five-eva.
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- Or maybe six-eva.
- Or seven-eva.
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- Forever.
- Longer than a millennial!
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I have to say, your
breasts are perfect
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for a mammogram.
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They're already so smooshed.
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- Thank you.
- My son had a violent latch.
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It's my first mammogram.
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I guess I'm officially
a ma'am now.
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Take a deep breath and hold it.
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Sorry. Is that a new song?
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Ma'am, please do not move.
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Can I just grab my
phone really quick?
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I can't do the imaging
if you don't stay still.
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- I just want to Shazam it.
- You cannot leave the machine!
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- God damn it!
- It's pinned like a wrestler!
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Sorry!
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Oh, God. My
brother's gonna kill me.
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I need food now!
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Javier, will get
Randy some bar cherry
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so he can take his pill?
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I got a call that the
restaurant is locked.
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I can't keep running down here
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and doing your job for
you, Dawn, all right?
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I've got five to
six businesses, huh?
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Your brother said the
restaurant was locked.
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So I biked back from work.
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- Sorry, honey.
- Then why'd you come, Nick?
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- 'Cause your husband's slow.
- That's why.
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Yeah, this guy, Lil Stinker,
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he sampled "Famous
5eva," I guess.
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How much did you get for that?
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I just found out about this.
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Well, he can't have it for free.
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We need a new walk-in.
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The lambs, they keep
coming back to life.
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Track down that old
manager of yours.
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I bet he's got
some money for you.
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Larry? No.
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This is the only one
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of my nine or ten businesses
that's losing money.
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Find Larry, get the money,
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and wear the jacket
on the commute.
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Love you, sis.
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Ah, Darn Solano, get in here!
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I just did mandatory
sensitivity training,
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so let's do a side hug where
none of our parts touch.
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Mm-kay. Hey... Larry.
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- Still at it, huh?
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- Heck yeah!
- It's all about clicks now.
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I got a streaming
farm going here.
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I'm generating likes for a
teen who sings so quietly
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you can't even hear her.
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I gave her a spooky makeover.
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She's gonna be the
next Billie Eilish.
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Cool.
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So you said you had a
royalty check for me?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- They're here somewhere.
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Hey!
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It's been here for months.
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$372?
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My classes taught me
to recognize the look
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of a disappointed woman.
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Your face is making that face.
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I mean, it
made Hoda's playlist.
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Dawn, nobody gets
rich from a sample.
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This was a simple licensing deal
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based on the terms of
your original contract
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with Plum Management
and Junk Removal.
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And no artist ever
makes dick... oh...
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Or vagina off his first record.
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What can I say, somebody
took advantage of you.
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Yeah, you.
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Do me a favor; Will you get
these to the other gals?
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I haven't seen anybody
in forever and I'm busy.
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- All right.
- I'll just toss them then.
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Don't do that.
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It's real money.
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I'll mail them.
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These are void after 90 days.
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Larry, these expire in...
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- What is this, a party trick?
- Two days.
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Well, then you better
deliver them in person.
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You could use the steps.
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It was great to see you.
We'll catch up next time.
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There's so much to talk about.
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Brexit, tiny houses,
Bindi Irwin is hot now.
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Bye, Dawn!
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I'm Summer, and
the media trainer
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said to repeat the
question in my answer.
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So why don't you introduce
yourself, Summer?
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Thanks, Carson. I'm Summer.
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Oh, my God! Dawn!
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Shut up!
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I thought that was
you on my Nest cams!
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- Summer, you're home!
- Always!
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Oh.
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I just heard us during Peloton.
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We are back. What
are we gonna do?
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You know, Carnival has
a '90s-themed cruise
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that goes around the
Pacific garbage patch...
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I just have your
licensing check.
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- Oh.
- It expires on Friday, so...
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Oh, and I brought
you this baby gift
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that I've had for you
for, like, five-eva.
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That is so sweet. Thank you.
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Oh! Come.
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You have to meet Stevia,
but don't touch her.
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She's not vaccinated.
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Oh, my God, you guys.
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This new Brody Jenner's
ex-wife's poutgasm palette
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has me super sad face that
I only have one mouth.
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- Stevia!
- Well, that take was ruined.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, baby.
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Mommy's friend Dawn
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brought you something to unbox.
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Wow.
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I thought you were,
like, four tops.
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- 'Cause time is fast now.
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Thank you, but if you want me
to show your product on camera,
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you really need to
go through my reps.
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Yes.
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Hoo, lady boss!
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Whoa. A wall of us.
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How is Kev?
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- Oh, he's great.
- He's really great.
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He's an entertainment reporter
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at WTIT News Tampa.
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Wait, Tampa, like Florida?
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Kev insisted that we
stay in New Jersey
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because "don't wanna
disrupt Stevie's education"
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even though she's
homeschooled, but he comes home
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the 31st of every month
that has one of those.
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Hey, so I found Gloria's
work address online,
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but I guess I'm gonna have to
Fedex Wickie's check to LA.
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Dawn.
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Wickie Roy does not need $300.
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On the runway, to the runway,
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fashion life,
wheels up, heels up.
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Her shoe line is, like,
number one in China,
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and they have the most feet.
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How are we gonna get
her for the reunion?
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Summer, there's no reunion.
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- Don't say that!
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Was that good?
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I've tried out for the
"Housewives" like eight times.
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- Cool.
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Well, I'm probably
gonna head out,
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'cause I got to give
Gloria her check.
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Oh, good. I'll drive you!
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I just got my license back.
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- The excelsior.
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I'm Gloria, and
I love performin'
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almost as much as I
love boys, boys, boys.
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Because I like how
men's bodies are flat
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and then there's a tube.
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Mrs. Santini's jar
rejected the graft.
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So let's try another cadaver.
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Gloria?
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Get out!
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Oh, my God.
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- Look at you little pixies.
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- Oh, my God.
- How am I the youngest here?
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Oh, I'm just drinking
so much water
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and, you know,
getting a ton of rest.
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Thank you.
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So after we got chewed
up and spit out,
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believe me, I got serious fast.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah.
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I work for my brother at
a restaurant Yelp calls,
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"A guilt-free place to have
a bathroom blowout," so...
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Sure, being a dentist is
stable and everything,
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but it's no dream job.
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I have a form of rosacea that's
from other people's breath.
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Oh, oh.
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Hey, didn't I hear
you got married?
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Yes.
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Caroline and I were actually
the first gay couple
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in the state of New York to get
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divorced.
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Love doesn't always win,
guess what, but don't worry.
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I've got a new roommate.
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My rapidly aging
father, so fuck me.
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Oh.
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Larry, I delivered the checks.
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Oh, God.
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Girls5eva booked a gig.
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"The Tonight Show."
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- Oh, come on.
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- "The Tonight Show."
- Are you serious?
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As serious as the heart attack
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that killed my first wife.
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There was no foul play
on that scuba excursion.
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Anyway, Lil Stinker
booked Fallon
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and Jimmy thinks it would be
cool if you did live backup.
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- Does Wickie know about this?
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I left a message for
her at her LA office,
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but I wouldn't count on her.
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Have you seen her Instagram?
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She only follows Michelle
Obama and Swarovski.
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But "Famous 5eva" is
three-part harmony.
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So we need at least four voices,
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because Summer doesn't count.
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Yeah, I always end up drifting
to whatever the person
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next to me is singing, remember?
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That's why I have
handicapped plates.
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The only thing
that I can do solo
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is end songs with a sultry
femi-nasty phrase...
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But that's just Paris, baby.
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See you never, boy.
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What are we gonna do
about Kosovo, y'all?
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Hello? Ugh.
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Streaming farm problems, fam.
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Hello? No.
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- You got Larry.
- Nope.
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- It's not that one.
- Clear for Larry.
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Oh, pocket.
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That's why I wrote
"pants" on my hand.
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Hello. Go for Larry.
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This is Jonathan Barron,
assistant to Wickie Roy.
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- As fancy has it,
255
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,100
Ms. Roy is heading east to Milan
256
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,194
to launch a line of
room-temp refrigerators
257
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,269
called fabinets, very eco-chic.
258
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,984
I could tickle the sched
259
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,355
so she can pop into New
York for your little show.
260
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,992
- Oh!
- Hot damn.
261
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,279
Now we just gotta find Gloria.
262
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,281
I'm Gloria.
263
00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,163
I can't believe Wickie is in.
264
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,121
I thought she was
done with music.
265
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,122
And now she's like an
icono mogulpreneur.
266
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,584
- I know!
- Guys, guys.
267
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,963
- What?
- I don't...
268
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,185
I don't know if
we should do this.
269
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,169
We're not little
Ariana Grandes anymore.
270
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,841
- I'm getting targeted ads
271
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,441
for a cream that fights
party streamer neck.
272
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,835
I don't know if I can
still do the excelsior.
273
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,102
- No.
- I haven't even performed
274
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,007
since our follow-up
album tanked.
275
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:24,136
Why did it have to come
out on September 10th?
276
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,070
You guys, you never
forget how to perform.
277
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,069
It's like riding a
bike into the river
278
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,321
to get your husband to
pay attention to you.
279
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,204
I just feel weird making any
decisions without Ashley.
280
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,414
I'm Ashley.
281
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,082
And this is actually
my seventh girl group
282
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,171
after Daddy's Crush,
283
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,957
Fades Baby, JO Sistas,
284
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,091
and Twins!, Divacups,
285
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,008
and Dale Froutsight.
286
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,507
They all failed,
287
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,388
but I have an amazing feeling
288
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,256
about the future.
289
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,194
I suck.
290
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,108
I haven't even been here
since the dedication.
291
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,606
- I know.
- Me neither.
292
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,068
- I remembered it being nicer.
- I know.
293
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,899
Didn't we plant a
tree or something?
294
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,654
- Yeah.
295
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,372
Ugh. God.
296
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,947
Ashley deserves
better than this.
297
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,371
- She does.
- She was our big sister.
298
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,041
And she got us through all
our breakups with Moby.
299
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,540
Ash, give us a sign
300
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,342
if we should do the show.
301
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,417
- My wife's in labor.
- I gotta run.
302
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,962
But we can't do this with four.
303
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,216
It's a five-man job, Ashton.
304
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,547
Yes, you can.
305
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,391
It will be different, sure,
306
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,257
but you can do it without me.
307
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,680
Oh, my God.
308
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,225
We're gonna do
"The Tonight Show."
309
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,148
Wait. What was the sign?
310
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,146
A dress that I wore
to my dad's wedding
311
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,541
or a dress that I wore
to your dad's wedding?
312
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,185
Mm, my dad's.
313
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,943
Is it gonna be
weird seeing Wickie?
314
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,355
She ever apologize
for ditching you guys?
315
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,074
I've taken Girls5eva
as far as it can go.
316
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,655
They drag me down.
317
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,386
You see, there comes a
time when you're trying
318
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,700
to save a drowning person
where you just have to let go,
319
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,576
otherwise they hit you
with their panic arms
320
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,672
and drown you too.
321
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,167
Well, that's, uh, interesting.
322
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,588
What charity are
you playing for?
323
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,496
Oh, um...
324
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,586
Medicine?
325
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,631
No, she never apologized.
326
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,675
And I never said anything
327
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,559
because I never say
anything to anyone ever.
328
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,057
I passed Giuliani in the
street the other day.
329
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,309
And all I said was,
"Happy Tuesday."
330
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,192
Oh, buddy, your Cheerios.
331
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,108
You know what? It's one show.
332
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,317
I can get through
one show with her.
333
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,738
I'm sure she's grown up a lot.
334
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:42,027
I mean, she hangs out with
the Dalai freaking Lama.
335
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,532
Who's the Dalai Lama?
336
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,373
Never been a big Dalai Lama fan.
337
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,528
You live in the Himalayas
338
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,326
and you don't
mountain bike? What?
339
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,502
Hey, do you guys have a steamer?
340
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,629
I hung my dress in the
shower, but it fell.
341
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,377
Yes, but wardrobe
pulled some looks,
342
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,418
in case you like options.
343
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,091
Right.
344
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,009
Can I get you anything
before rehearsal?
345
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,468
Water? An iced tea?
346
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,138
- I'd love an iced tea.
347
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,257
Mm!
348
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,553
I literally cannot remember
349
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,240
the last time someone
offered me something.
350
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,314
This is a stark
contrast of this morning
351
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,640
when my disoriented
father grabbed my thigh.
352
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,806
I so did not
appreciate this stuff
353
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,274
like I should have
back in the day.
354
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,574
I know!
355
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,397
It's like how many
20-year-olds could say
356
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,652
that they've been attacked
by two stage tigers?
357
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,655
- I'm gonna savor the...
- ass head out of this.
358
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,830
Crank that pony tight as J.Lo's.
359
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,448
I want my ears to touch.
360
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,115
- Girls5eva?
- Hi!
361
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,183
Hey, so one of your members
has not checked in yet.
362
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,537
Oh, no. Ashley died
363
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,713
swimming off the edge
of an infinity pool.
364
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,342
She was partying
with these magicians.
365
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,629
No. Wickie Roy isn't here yet.
366
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,172
- What?
- It's okay.
367
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,715
Why did I think she'd be normal?
368
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,508
Nobody gets more normal as
they age except Nicole Richie.
369
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,513
I thought she was
just doing that thing
370
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,814
where she doesn't say hi.
371
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,177
Farts. Elephant farts.
372
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,524
Maybe Mr. Fallon
can sing with us!
373
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,690
Oh, as who? Neil Young?
374
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,808
Those genres don't mix, Summer!
375
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,265
- What are we doing?
- I don't know.
376
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,774
Who's gonna be the leader?
377
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,356
I can't take this on, not
with my dad's sleep running
378
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,202
and having full custody
of four spaniels.
379
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,407
I am tapped out!
380
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,549
I don't know what we're doing.
381
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,823
Are my pit stains bad?
382
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,736
We gotta get out of this.
383
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,544
We could say there
was a robbery.
384
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,615
To what ends, Summer?
385
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,754
Oh, flag on the play.
386
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,421
She's where?
387
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,299
- Wickie?
- Oh, my God.
388
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,260
Let's go, ladies.
389
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,410
- Oh, God.
- I gotta make it match.
390
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,604
I gotta make it all pit!
391
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,161
Just to get ahead
of it, it's me.
392
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,291
Gloria, I know.
393
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,367
I used context clues.
394
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,712
Here to sing "Line
Up," Lil Stinker.
395
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,578
And... remember these ladies?
396
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,415
So cool. Girls5eva!
397
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,606
So what are you waiting 5?
398
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,789
I sang my own part,
I think! Oh, my God.
399
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,296
We were good!
400
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,588
Gals, something's up with me.
401
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,510
I feel weird. Is
it a mini stroke?
402
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,839
No, it's something
I've felt before.
403
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,345
Second grade, Jenny Nestle
brought a fat kitten
404
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,768
to show and tell.
405
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,846
It's joy!
406
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,272
Ladies, that was stanky.
407
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,521
That means good.
408
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,442
- Ooh.
- That was fun.
409
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,032
I can't believe I'm saying this,
410
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,237
but we should do
more shows with him.
411
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,777
Wait? For real?
412
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,360
Five real.
413
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,565
Running a fempire is
fulfilling in every way,
414
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,866
but I forgot what it feels like
415
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,540
to murder a crowd of tourists.
416
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,908
Oh, reunion!
417
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,584
I'm gonna clear my sched.
418
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,383
Oh, I do have to get my
car detailed in April.
419
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,287
I can cancel it.
I can cancel that.
420
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,046
Okay. Reunion.
421
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,608
- Let's celebrate.
- Let's go the eff out
422
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,012
like somewhere with columns.
423
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,640
The M&M's store
has spaghetti now.
424
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,387
Oh, we could do my
suite at The Peninsula
425
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,718
or.
426
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,473
What if we went to that cheesy
427
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,925
rotating hotel bar
in Times Square?
428
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,953
Oh, my gosh, remember we
went there after we did TRL?
429
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,897
- Yeah.
- Thought it was so fancy.
430
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,268
- We did.
- It'll be hilarious.
431
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,274
- Done.
- Help me to the dressing room.
432
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,726
I got joy legs.
433
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,316
Let's go chat deets with Stinks.
434
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,411
I'll do the talking,
famous to famous,
435
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,816
make sure we don't
play any states
436
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,494
that are rectangles, etc.
437
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,743
Hello! Stanky Stink!
438
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,225
Hey, did Lil Stinker say
anything about upstate shows,
439
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,789
like near Cornell?
440
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,754
Oh, we didn't get too
deep into which cities.
441
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,304
That's where
Caroline is teaching.
442
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,127
The Memification
of Dwayne Johnson.
443
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,672
- Mm-hmm.
- I send her a ticket.
444
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,296
I say, "You might enjoy this."
445
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,802
She shows up. I'm on
stage ass-popping.
446
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,266
Next thing you know,
we're postcoital
447
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,016
watching a murder documentary.
448
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,811
On tour, can our
clothes be lollipops?
449
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,904
And then I grab a big lollipop,
450
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,899
but it's a lever.
451
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,611
And I pull it.
452
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,651
A giant tongue comes out...
453
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,065
Oh, my God. Stop.
454
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,163
Fine. You can pull the lever.
455
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,618
No.
456
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,828
Girls5eva is not happening.
457
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,659
Wickie, we said we weren't
458
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,254
gonna say anything.
459
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,619
Great news.
460
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,586
Girls5eva is in for your tour.
461
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,087
- What?
462
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,009
Y'all look like y'all
freeze grapes for dessert.
463
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,178
But you said we were stanky.
464
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,046
- 'Cause I'm nice.
- But real talk,
465
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,553
y'all kind of remind
me that this might not
466
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,096
last forever, that fame,
467
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:44,639
in its essence, is transient.
468
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,912
And I don't like that feeling.
469
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,146
Cool. Cool.
470
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,188
Let me ti-zake the ziz, Stank.
471
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,031
Nobody wants you, okay?
472
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,187
- Fallon did.
- Yeah.
473
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,574
Because they have a
boner for nostalgia.
474
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,322
They reunited "Saved
by the Bell,".
475
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,824
"Kenan & Kel," everyone
from Iran-Contra.
476
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,761
You think I haven't been
working the phones all day?
477
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,195
There's nothing out there.
478
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,374
For ladies, 35 is checkout time.
479
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,884
That's a quote from
our greatest president.
480
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,787
Have a nice life.
481
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,669
See? I air honk now.
482
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,804
Growing.
483
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,130
Learning.
484
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,675
Ally.
485
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,599
Dawn didn't want
to spoil tonight,
486
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,157
but I can't listen to
this delusion anymore.
487
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,061
Honestly, I get why no
one wants more Girls5eva
488
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,941
because this mess is tragic.
489
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,109
Music was never my bag anyway.
490
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,188
Bags are my bag because
I'm launching a bag line.
491
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:39,275
They're bat leather, and
they're tiny like bats.
492
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,750
And there goes the joy.
493
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,248
So long, joy.
494
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:52,089
Perhaps we'll meet again
during colonoscopy drugs.
495
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,837
Ashley would have never let
her walk out on us like that.
496
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,089
Yeah, well, Ashley is not here.
497
00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,052
She's a bench now, Dawn.
498
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,774
Then I'll be Ashley.
499
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,992
You know who's a
real lil stinker?
500
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,278
You.
501
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,700
What are you doing?
502
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,909
Calling you out for insulting us
503
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,950
and for making us
panic before the show,
504
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,955
and for not once
apologizing for anything
505
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,078
'cause you're a big shot
with the perfect life.
506
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,129
Aren't you going
down to the lobby?
507
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,054
My pilot is staying here.
508
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,392
I just came to give him
gas and sashimi money.
509
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,468
Bye, Dawn.
510
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,735
Captain... Phillips,
511
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,737
it's Wickie.
512
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,029
Probably at the Admirals
Club. You know pilots.
513
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,206
This is your pilot's hotel room?
514
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,018
You're saying a bald
woman can't be a pilot?
515
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,342
Wow, Dawn.
516
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,047
- You're lying.
- I should have known.
517
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,418
This is like when you
were dating Rick Fox,
518
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,005
but you'd only let us meet
him from really far away.
519
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,011
- What?
- That was totally Rick Fox.
520
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,989
Then how come he never
yelled back about basketball?
521
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,973
- I never said anything
522
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,095
'cause I was the chill
one, but now I'm 40,
523
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,192
and I don't care!
524
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:35,808
Also I've had three
negronis.
525
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,815
Did you just whisper negronis?
526
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,437
I don't know the
history of the word.
527
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,030
Fine!
528
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,372
I'm staying here, okay?
529
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,197
The show put me up here!
530
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,872
The show flew me out here!
531
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,200
And I almost missed everything
532
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,155
because I volunteered
to get bumped for cash
533
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,205
and had to connect
through Port-au-Prince.
534
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:56,209
So obviously, you
don't own a jet.
535
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:59,251
I just work at the Van
Nuys Airport, Sherlock.
536
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:02,505
Wheels up, heels up.
Milan, here we come.
537
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,379
What the hell are
you doing, Wickie?
538
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,846
There's a shit ton of
gooses by runway two.
539
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,096
And take that scarf off.
540
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,448
You want to get
sucked into an engine?
541
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,352
Sorry, sir.
542
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:17,109
I shoot geese at the airport.
543
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:20,857
And I get paid by the goose.
544
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,320
There is no fempire.
545
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,861
Then who is Jonathan.
546
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:25,784
- Jonathan Barron?
547
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,162
Me, you fanny wank.
548
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:28,467
I stole
that move from Trump.
549
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,161
But we're the tragic ones.
550
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:31,951
I was never done
with music, okay?
551
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,575
After I went solo,
552
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,421
the label decided
I was difficult
553
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,519
just because I wouldn't let
my backup singers wear makeup
554
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,093
and refused to play venues
555
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,128
that also did sports.
556
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:43,399
I thought this Lil Stinker stuff
557
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,133
was going to be my ticket
558
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:48,465
back to the fame
and the lifestyle
559
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,891
I am owed because of the.
560
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,315
Go on!
561
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,938
Sorry it turned
out to be nothing.
562
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,320
Probably us dragging
you down again.
563
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:12,829
I guess you do need this.
564
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,078
Uh! Don't try to walk
out here all superior
565
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:22,094
when you couldn't even tell
this isn't the Dalai Lama.
566
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,588
It's an old man
dressed like a hot dog.
567
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:31,848
Ah!
568
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:34,888
- You were the best one.
- Lil Stinker and Girls5eva!
569
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,523
Honestly, I'm
relieved it's over.
570
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,439
Still, we should celebrate.
571
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,483
Want to start "The Americans"?
572
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,485
Oh.
573
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:48,067
Sure.
574
00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:50,453
I get so pumped when we
start a new show together.
575
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,160
I know how we'll
get this secret,
576
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:54,241
through sex.
577
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,210
Final boarding
call for flight...
578
00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,617
It's a Victoria's
Secret water bra.
579
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,376
Well, it's more than 3 ounces,
580
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,937
so you can throw it out
or you can drink it here.
581
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:05,011
It was $38.
582
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:09,342
Wait. Do we know each other?
583
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:10,894
No, I just have the same face
584
00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:13,007
as that brat's doll
that got recalled.
585
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:20,476
Please stand in line with
your ticket and ID in hand.
586
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,560
I saw you on TV!
587
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:25,025
You gals sounded good!
588
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,377
You sure got me and
my boyfriend dancing.
589
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,296
He'd been drinking, so the
escalation didn't work,
590
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,360
but that's not on you.
591
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:32,905
Ooh-ooh! Can we do a selfie?
592
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:36,042
Sorry, are you sick
of randos bugging you?
593
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:37,367
No.
594
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:40,212
Not at all... Derpy.
595
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:43,708
You are a beautiful soul.
596
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,962
Start pre-boarding
for flight 144
597
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,304
from Dallas...
598
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,360
It's great that you're still
working with those ladies.
599
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,354
'Cause I'll tell you,
the friends you make
600
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,573
when you're young, they're
the ones who really know you.
601
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,197
They're not just trying
to suck up to you
602
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,933
'cause you got a trampoline now!
603
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,558
You...
604
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,015
You don't got to drink it all.
605
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,526
Go on through, famous lady.
606
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:14,163
For this secret, sex again.
607
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:18,078
Dawn!
608
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,409
Dawn!
609
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:24,576
Dawn! Dawn! Dawn! Dawn!
610
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,046
Oh, good. You still live here.
611
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,522
Of course you do.
Italians never move.
612
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,216
Let me up!
613
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,426
- No, Max is sleeping.
- Just wait.
614
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,480
Look, I'm not the
best at apologies.
615
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,372
I mean, I'm the best at a
long list of other things,
616
00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:46,726
but I'm sorry...
617
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,378
I always thought I needed
to be on my own to shine,
618
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:52,402
but I was wrong.
619
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:55,115
You girls don't drag me
down. You make me better.
620
00:26:57,158 --> 00:27:00,288
I actually wish I was
more like you, all happy.
621
00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:03,158
Wickie, no adult is all happy.
622
00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:04,286
I'm...
623
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:06,582
I'm an anxious mess.
624
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,336
My most recent Google searches
were "hidden signs of stroke"
625
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,339
and "can a mouse get in
your vagina at night?"
626
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,381
It can.
627
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,602
Last night was the
first time in forever
628
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,007
that I felt like a person.
629
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,465
Dawn,
630
00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:24,136
I think we should do this again.
631
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:26,305
Forget Lil Stinka. Forget Larry.
632
00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:28,774
I don't care if we have
to start from the bottom.
633
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,315
People like hearing us sing.
634
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,109
And they can't take our
voices. Those are ours.
635
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,340
Just tell me you don't
need this like I do,
636
00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:37,534
and I will go back to LA
637
00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:40,794
via Bogota on Kirkland Airlines.
638
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,537
- Fine.
639
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:45,249
I need this.
640
00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:47,500
- I need this!
641
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,542
I need it too, girl.
642
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,507
Did your boobs get smaller?
643
00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,175
Got it?
644
00:27:58,219 --> 00:27:59,405
- Yeah, almost there.
- I think?
645
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,509
Okay. We're here.
646
00:28:00,555 --> 00:28:01,385
Like, right here? Right here.
647
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:02,521
All: Ah!
648
00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:06,142
This is a better
spot for Ashley.
649
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:09,306
- Yeah, this feels good.
- Mm.
650
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,356
Well, strap in.
651
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:14,439
Four grown ladies
trying to be pop stars.
652
00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:16,066
Get ready for the
same amount of respect
653
00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:17,862
I get when I'm riding
my recumbent bike.
654
00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:19,406
People throw
fountain sodas at me.
655
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,739
No. We got this.
656
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,365
Come on, girls.
657
00:28:29,584 --> 00:28:30,714
Too early.
658
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,302
- Oh, what?!
659
00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:33,627
Oh.
660
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,337
That was Sprite.
661
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,638
- Girls5eva has a little heat.
- Whoo!
662
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,891
We have to turn that
heat into a fire
663
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:46,433
at Jingle Ball.
664
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:48,766
- Yes!
- It's not just a concert.
665
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:50,402
It is a coronation.
666
00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:53,533
Baby!
667
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,316
We're Summer and Kev!
668
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,410
Boy band and girl
groups' royal couple.
669
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,292
Aw, thank you, honey bunny.
670
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:05,846
The fact that Kev lives
in a different city
671
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:08,370
- is just...
- No, Kev and I are amazing.
672
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:11,919
Wow!
673
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,590
There's been a lot
of wind lately.
674
00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:15,298
Well, that's a
lot of wind, babe!
675
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,220
Girls5eva, and only one is dead.
676
00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:20,889
That's pretty good, actually.
677
00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:24,807
It has been an entire Zendaya
since you have recorded music.
678
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,856
I get why we sang this
stuff as teenagers
679
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:39,281
but we have adult ear holes now.
680
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,280
We need his song.
681
00:29:41,322 --> 00:29:43,782
I'm doing something
that's insane.
682
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:46,615
- Dolly Parton?
- There's a song in you, Dawn.
683
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,161
Let's get it out!
684
00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:49,794
Back to one, bitches!
685
00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:52,789
We are Girls5eva!
686
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,797
Wheels up, leaving
derailment city.
687
00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:01,802
I was shook. This is real pee.
688
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:06,255
Hot damn, Jingle
Ball, here we come.
689
00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:37,611
So what are you waiting 5?
690
00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:41,815
- Good night, everybody.
- Good night!
48669
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