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All right, mark that take.
Good to move on?
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Yep. We got the boss.
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Now let me put on some sprinkles.
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[BASS-HEAVY RAP MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Huh ♪
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♪ Stanky ♪
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[TRILLS]
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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[IMITATING VARIOUS BIRDS TRILLING]
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Genius adlibs, Lil Stinker.
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Nah, man. It's all birds.
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Double crush the cormorant,
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fan-tailed cuckoo,
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common-ass kestrel.
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[GARBLED RAP SAMPLE PLAYING]
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Nah, I don't like that sample.
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It's "Baby Shark" backwards.
But we can find something else.
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- Keep it cheap.
- You could go
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with Joe Scarborough's funk album,
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anything by the Stones,
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Sharon or Oliver,
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this by Girls5eva.
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[SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, yeah.
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They were a thing for a second
back around '99, 2000.
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- Remember them, Lil Stinker?
- No, I was a baby in '99.
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Ask smarter questions, Paul.
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But I like it.
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It's old school.
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Makes me think of my mom's boobies.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Gonna be famous 5eva ♪
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♪ 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪
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♪ Oh, no, no ♪
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♪ Gonna be famous 3-gether ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's one more 2-gether ♪
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Here they are, Girls5eva!
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[ALL CHEERING AND YELLING]
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Now, ladies. Why Girls5eva?
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Because, Carson, we're gonna
be in the game longer than...
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ALL: ♪ Forever ♪
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[CONTINUES RIFFING]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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Now, how did you guys get together?
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I'm sorry... three-gether.
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[LAUGHTER]
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We've been best friends
ever since we auditioned
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for a man in a motel in New Jersey.
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We also had the same ad
written onto a newspaper.
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But it was fate that Larry picked us,
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because we're gonna be friends five-eva,
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famous five-eva, young five-eva.
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- Or maybe six-eva.
- Or seven-eva.
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- Forever.
- Longer than a millennial!
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[ALL YELLING AND CHEERING]
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ALL: ♪ Girls five-eva ♪
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[LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
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I have to say, your breasts are perfect
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for a mammogram.
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They're already so smooshed.
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Thank you. My son had a violent latch.
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[MACHINERY BEEPING]
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It's my first mammogram.
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I guess I'm officially a ma'am now.
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Take a deep breath and hold it.
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[LIL STINKER'S "LINE UP"
PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]
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♪ Gonna be famous 5eva ♪
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♪ 'Cause 4eva... ♪
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Sorry. Is that a new song?
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Ma'am, please do not move.
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Can I just grab my phone really quick?
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I can't do the imaging
if you don't stay still.
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- I just want to Shazam it.
- You cannot leave the machine!
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God damn it!
It's pinned like a wrestler!
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Sorry!
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[UNDER BREATH] Oh, God.
My brother's gonna kill me.
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I need food now!
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Javier, will get Randy some bar cherry
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so he can take his pill?
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♪ ♪
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[LIL STINKER'S "LINE UP"]
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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I got a call that
the restaurant is locked.
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I can't keep running down here
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and doing your job for you,
Dawn, all right?
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I've got five to six businesses, huh?
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Your brother said
the restaurant was locked.
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So I biked back from work.
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Sorry, honey.
Then why'd you come, Nick?
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'Cause your husband's slow.
That's why.
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- [SIGHS] Wait, is that...?
- ♪ 4eva's too short ♪
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Yeah, this guy, Lil Stinker,
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he sampled "Famous 5eva," I guess.
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How much did you get for that?
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I just found out about this.
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Well, he can't have it for free.
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We need a new walk-in.
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The lambs, they keep
coming back to life.
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Track down that old manager of yours.
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I bet he's got some money for you.
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Larry? No.
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This is the only one
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of my nine or ten businesses
that's losing money.
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Find Larry, get the money,
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and wear the jacket on the commute.
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Love you, sis.
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[SLOW TEMPO MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[KNOCKING]
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Ah, Darn Solano, get in here!
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[LAUGHS]
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I just did mandatory
sensitivity training,
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so let's do a side hug
where none of our parts touch.
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Mm-kay. Hey... Larry.
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- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Still at it, huh?
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Heck yeah! It's all about clicks now.
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I got a streaming farm going here.
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I'm generating likes for a teen
who sings so quietly
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you can't even hear her.
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I gave her a spooky makeover.
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She's gonna be the next Billie Eilish.
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Cool.
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So you said you had
a royalty check for me?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're here somewhere.
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[FILES RUSTLING]
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Hey!
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It's been here for months.
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$372?
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My classes taught me
to recognize the look
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of a disappointed woman.
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Your face is making that face.
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[SIGHS] I mean, it made Hoda's playlist.
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Dawn, nobody gets rich from a sample.
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This was a simple licensing deal
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based on the terms
of your original contract
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with Plum Management and Junk Removal.
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And no artist ever makes dick... oh...
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Or vagina off his first record.
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What can I say,
somebody took advantage of you.
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Yeah, you.
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Do me a favor; Will you get
these to the other gals?
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I haven't seen anybody
in forever and I'm busy.
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All right. I'll just toss them then.
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Don't do that.
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It's real money.
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I'll mail them.
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These are void after 90 days.
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Larry, these expire in...
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- What is this, a party trick?
- Two days.
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Well, then you better
deliver them in person.
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You could use the steps.
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It was great to see you.
We'll catch up next time.
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There's so much to talk about.
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Brexit, tiny houses,
Bindi Irwin is hot now.
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Bye, Dawn!
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I'm Summer, and the media trainer
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said to repeat the question
in my answer.
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So why don't you
introduce yourself, Summer?
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Thanks, Carson. I'm Summer.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my God! Dawn!
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Shut up!
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I thought that was you on my Nest cams!
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- Summer, you're home!
- Always!
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Oh.
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I just heard us during Peloton.
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We are back. What are we gonna do?
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You know, Carnival
has a '90s-themed cruise
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that goes around
the Pacific garbage patch...
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I just have your licensing check.
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- Oh.
- It expires on Friday, so...
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Oh, and I brought you this baby gift
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that I've had for you
for, like, five-eva.
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That is so sweet. Thank you.
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Oh! Come.
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You have to meet Stevia,
but don't touch her.
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She's not vaccinated.
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Oh, my God, you guys.
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This new Brody Jenner's
ex-wife's poutgasm palette
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has me super sad face
that I only have one mouth.
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- Stevia!
- Well, that take was ruined.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, baby.
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Mommy's friend Dawn
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brought you something to unbox.
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Wow.
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I thought you were, like, four tops.
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- 'Cause time is fast now.
- [LAUGHS]
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Thank you, but if you want me
to show your product on camera,
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you really need to go through my reps.
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Yes.
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Hoo, lady boss!
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Whoa. A wall of us.
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How is Kev?
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Oh, he's great. He's really great.
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He's an entertainment reporter
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at WTIT News Tampa.
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Wait, Tampa, like Florida?
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Kev insisted that we stay in New Jersey
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because "don't wanna disrupt
Stevie's education"
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even though she's homeschooled,
but he comes home
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the 31st of every month
that has one of those.
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Hey, so I found Gloria's
work address online,
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but I guess I'm gonna have
to Fedex Wickie's check to LA.
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[SCOFFS] Dawn.
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Wickie Roy does not need $300.
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On the runway, to the runway,
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fashion life, wheels up, heels up.
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Her shoe line is, like,
number one in China,
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and they have the most feet.
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How are we gonna get her
for the reunion?
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Summer, there's no reunion.
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- Don't say that!
- [GRUNTS]
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Was that good?
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I've tried out for the
"Housewives" like eight times.
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- Cool.
- [CHUCKLES, SIGHS]
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Well, I'm probably gonna head out,
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'cause I got to give Gloria her check.
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Oh, good. I'll drive you!
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I just got my license back.
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- The excelsior.
- [CHUCKLES]
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I'm Gloria, and I love performin'
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almost as much
as I love boys, boys, boys.
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[GIRLS CHEERING]
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Because I like how men's bodies are flat
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and then there's a tube.
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Mrs. Santini's jar rejected the graft.
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So let's try another cadaver.
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Gloria?
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[GASPS] Get out!
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Oh, my God.
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- Look at you little pixies.
- [GIGGLES]
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- Oh, my God.
How am I the youngest here?
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Oh, I'm just drinking so much water
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and, you know, getting a ton of rest.
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Thank you.
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So after we got chewed up and spit out,
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believe me, I got serious fast.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah.
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I work for my brother
at a restaurant Yelp calls,
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"A guilt-free place to have
a bathroom blowout," so...
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Sure, being a dentist
is stable and everything,
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but it's no dream job.
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I have a form of rosacea that's
from other people's breath.
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[INHALES] Oh, oh.
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Hey, didn't I hear you got married?
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Yes.
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Caroline and I were actually
the first gay couple
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in the state of New York to get...
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divorced.
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Love doesn't always win,
guess what, but don't worry.
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I've got a new roommate.
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My rapidly aging father, so fuck me.
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[PHONE BUZZING]
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Oh.
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00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,925
Larry, I delivered the checks.
259
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,935
[DRAMATIC MUSIC] Oh, God.
260
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,016
Girls5eva booked a gig.
261
00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:30,778
"The Tonight Show."
262
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,029
- [GASPS]
- Oh, come on.
263
00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,572
"The Tonight Show." Are you serious?
264
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,948
As serious as the heart attack
265
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,325
that killed my first wife.
266
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:40,079
There was no foul play
on that scuba excursion.
267
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,123
Anyway, Lil Stinker booked Fallon
268
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:46,418
and Jimmy thinks it would be
cool if you did live backup.
269
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,587
- [LAUGHS]
- Does Wickie know about this?
270
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,130
I left a message for her
at her LA office,
271
00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,215
but I wouldn't count on her.
272
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,050
Have you seen her Instagram?
273
00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,302
She only follows
Michelle Obama and Swarovski.
274
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,805
But "Famous 5eva" is three-part harmony.
275
00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,306
So we need at least four voices,
276
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,016
because Summer doesn't count.
277
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,811
Yeah, I always end up
drifting to whatever the person
278
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,813
next to me is singing, remember?
279
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,856
That's why I have handicapped plates.
280
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,858
The only thing that I can do solo
281
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:13,859
is end songs with a sultry
femi-nasty phrase...
282
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,949
But that's just Paris, baby.
283
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:20,119
See you never, boy.
284
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,120
What are we gonna do
about Kosovo, y'all?
285
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,833
Hello? Ugh.
286
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,460
Streaming farm problems, fam.
287
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,962
Hello? No.
288
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,588
- You got Larry.
- Nope.
289
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,881
- It's not that one.
- Clear for Larry.
290
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,466
Oh, pocket.
291
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,927
That's why I wrote "pants" on my hand.
292
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,429
Hello. Go for Larry.
293
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,931
This is Jonathan Barron,
assistant to Wickie Roy.
294
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,349
- [GIGGLES]
- As fancy has it,
295
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,143
Ms. Roy is heading east to Milan
296
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,228
to launch a line
of room-temp refrigerators
297
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,313
called fabinets, very eco-chic.
298
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,024
I could tickle the sched
299
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,401
so she can pop into New York
for your little show.
300
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,028
- Oh!
- Hot damn.
301
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,320
Now we just gotta find Gloria.
302
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,322
I'm Gloria.
303
00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,200
I can't believe Wickie is in.
304
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,161
I thought she was done with music.
305
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,163
And now she's like
an icono mogulpreneur.
306
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,622
- I know!
- Guys, guys.
307
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,999
- What?
- I don't...
308
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,208
I don't know if we should do this.
309
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,210
We're not little Ariana Grandes anymore.
310
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,879
- [SCOFFS]
- I'm getting targeted ads
311
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,464
for a cream that fights
party streamer neck.
312
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,835
I don't know if I can still
do the excelsior.
313
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,136
- No.
- I haven't even performed
314
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,055
since our follow-up album tanked.
315
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:24,183
Why did it have to come out
on September 10th?
316
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,894
ALL: ♪ Quit flying planes at my heart ♪
317
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,645
♪ Quit flying planes at my heart ♪
318
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,189
♪ Quit flying... ♪
319
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,108
You guys, you never forget
how to perform.
320
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,110
It's like riding a bike into the river
321
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,363
to get your husband
to pay attention to you.
322
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,204
I just feel weird making
any decisions without Ashley.
323
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,451
I'm Ashley.
324
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,120
And this is actually
my seventh girl group
325
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,206
after Daddy's Crush,
326
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,000
Fades Baby, JO Sistas,
327
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,127
and Twins!, Divacups,
328
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,046
and Dale Froutsight.
329
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,547
They all failed,
330
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,425
but I have an amazing feeling
331
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,302
about the future.
332
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,054
[ALL CHEERING]
333
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,056
[LIGHT MUSIC]
334
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,224
[JACKHAMMER CLANGING]
335
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,433
[SIGHS]
336
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,227
I suck.
337
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,145
I haven't even been here
since the dedication.
338
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,647
- I know.
- Me neither.
339
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,108
- I remembered it being nicer.
- I know.
340
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,943
Didn't we plant a tree or something?
341
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,695
- Yeah.
[GASPS]
342
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,321
[JACKHAMMER CLANGING]
343
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,406
Ugh. God.
344
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,990
Ashley deserves better than this.
345
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,410
- She does.
- She was our big sister.
346
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,079
And she got us through
all our breakups with Moby.
347
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,581
Ash, give us a sign
348
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,376
if we should do the show.
349
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,461
My wife's in labor. I gotta run.
350
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,005
But we can't do this with four.
351
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,256
It's a five-man job, Ashton.
352
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,590
Yes, you can.
353
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,426
It will be different, sure,
354
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,303
but you can do it without me.
355
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,139
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]
356
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,724
Oh, my God.
357
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,267
We're gonna do "The Tonight Show."
358
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,185
Wait. What was the sign?
359
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,187
A dress that I wore to my dad's wedding
360
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,564
or a dress that I wore
to your dad's wedding?
361
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,232
Mm, my dad's.
362
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,984
Is it gonna be weird seeing Wickie?
363
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,403
She ever apologize
for ditching you guys?
364
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,114
I've taken Girls5eva
as far as it can go.
365
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,699
They drag me down.
366
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,409
You see, there comes a time
when you're trying
367
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,745
to save a drowning person
where you just have to let go,
368
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,621
otherwise they hit you
with their panic arms
369
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,706
and drown you too.
370
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,207
Well, that's, uh, interesting.
371
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,625
What charity are you playing for?
372
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,545
Oh, um...
373
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,630
- Medicine?
- [APPLAUSE]
374
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,674
No, she never apologized.
375
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,718
And I never said anything
376
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,596
because I never say anything
to anyone ever.
377
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,098
I passed Giuliani
in the street the other day.
378
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,351
And all I said was, "Happy Tuesday."
379
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,227
Oh, buddy, your Cheerios.
380
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,146
You know what? It's one show.
381
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,357
I can get through one show with her.
382
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,776
I'm sure she's grown up a lot.
383
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:42,071
I mean, she hangs out
with the Dalai freaking Lama.
384
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,572
Who's the Dalai Lama?
385
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,407
Never been a big Dalai Lama fan.
386
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,575
You live in the Himalayas
387
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,326
and you don't mountain bike? What?
388
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,538
Hey, do you guys have a steamer?
389
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,666
I hung my dress in the shower,
but it fell.
390
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,417
Yes, but wardrobe pulled some looks,
391
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,460
in case you like options.
392
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,128
Right.
393
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,047
Can I get you anything before rehearsal?
394
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,507
Water? An iced tea?
395
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,176
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I'd love an iced tea.
396
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,302
Mm!
397
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,595
I literally cannot remember
398
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,263
the last time someone
offered me something.
399
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,349
This is a stark contrast of this morning
400
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,685
when my disoriented father
grabbed my thigh.
401
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,853
I so did not appreciate this stuff
402
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,313
like I should have back in the day.
403
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,606
I know!
404
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,441
It's like how many
20-year-olds could say
405
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,694
that they've been attacked
by two stage tigers?
406
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,697
I'm gonna savor the...
ass head out of this.
407
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,699
[BRIGHT MUSIC]
408
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,867
Crank that pony tight as J.Io's.
409
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,494
I want my ears to touch.
410
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,162
- Girls5eva?
- Hi!
411
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,206
Hey, so one of your members
has not checked in yet.
412
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,582
Oh, no. Ashley died
413
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,751
swimming off the edge
of an infinity pool.
414
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,378
She was partying with these magicians.
415
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,671
No. Wickie Roy isn't here yet.
416
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,214
- What?
- It's okay.
417
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,757
Why did I think she'd be normal?
418
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,552
Nobody gets more normal as
they age except Nicole Richie.
419
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,553
I thought she was just doing that thing
420
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,846
where she doesn't say hi.
421
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,223
Farts. Elephant farts.
422
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,559
Maybe Mr. Fallon can sing with us!
423
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,727
Oh, as who? Neil Young?
424
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,854
Those genres don't mix, Summer!
425
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,313
- What are we doing?
- I don't know.
426
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,815
Who's gonna be the leader?
427
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,401
I can't take this on, not
with my dad's sleep running
428
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,236
and having full custody
of four spaniels.
429
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,446
I am tapped out!
430
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,572
I don't know what we're doing.
431
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,865
Are my pit stains bad?
432
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,783
We gotta get out of this.
433
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,577
We could say there was a robbery.
434
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,454
- [GRUNTS]
- [ITEMS CRASH]
435
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,663
To what ends, Summer?
436
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,790
Oh, flag on the play.
437
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,421
She's where?
438
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,337
- Wickie?
- Oh, my God.
439
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,755
[GASPS]
440
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,131
[GASPS]
441
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,509
[DREAMY MUSIC]
442
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,303
Let's go, ladies.
443
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,680
♪ ♪
444
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,265
[EXHALES]
445
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,433
Oh, God. I gotta make it match.
446
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,604
I gotta make it all pit!
447
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,899
[GROOVY JAZZ MUSIC]
448
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,151
[DISTANT LOW CHATTER]
449
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,321
♪ ♪
450
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,490
[SHOES SLOSHING]
451
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,200
Just to get ahead of it, it's me.
452
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,326
Gloria, I know.
453
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,411
I used context clues.
454
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,747
Here to sing "Line Up," Lil Stinker.
455
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,624
And... remember these ladies?
456
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,460
So cool. Girls5eva!
457
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,670
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
458
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,921
♪ I know you wanna line up ♪
459
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,756
♪ Ay ♪ [BIRD CAWS]
460
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,716
♪ 4eva, 5eva enough, ay ♪
461
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,635
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
462
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,886
♪ Them opps pulled through ♪
463
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,222
♪ Threw me in a lineup ♪
464
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,556
- ♪ Stinky ♪
- ♪ Now I play a show ♪
465
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,475
♪ They all wanna line up ♪
466
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:20,187
♪ Industry suits, they wanna sign up ♪
467
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,356
♪ Tell 'em
it's a Stinker's world, baby ♪
468
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,649
♪ Smell me ♪
469
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,527
ALL: ♪ Gonna be famous 5eva ♪
470
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,321
♪ 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪
471
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,698
♪ Look ♪
472
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,450
ALL: ♪ Gonna be famous 3-gether ♪
473
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,995
♪ 'Cause that's one more than 2-gether ♪
474
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,957
♪ I'm underrated, always
highly compensated, yeah ♪
475
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,709
♪ Whether I'm loved or hated ♪
476
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,294
♪ Boy, they all talking 'bout Stink ♪
477
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,797
ALL: ♪ Gonna be famous 5eva ♪
478
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,717
♪ 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪
479
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,385
[RIFFING]
480
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,929
♪ Gonna be famous 3-gether ♪
481
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,349
♪ 'Cause that's one more than 2-gether ♪
482
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,018
♪ And I know you wanna line up ♪
483
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,520
♪ The party get started with us ♪
484
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,398
ALL: ♪ Gonna be famous 5eva ♪
485
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,775
♪ 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪
486
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,653
So what are you waiting 5?
487
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:13,365
- ♪ 4eva, 5eva enough ♪
- ALL: ♪ Girls 5eva ♪
488
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,236
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
489
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,708
[LAUGHS]
490
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,835
I sang my own part, I think! Oh, my God.
491
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,337
We were good!
492
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,629
Gals, something's up with me.
493
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,548
I feel weird. Is it a mini stroke?
494
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,884
No, it's something I've felt before.
495
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,387
Second grade, Jenny Nestle
brought a fat kitten
496
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,805
to show and tell.
497
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,891
It's joy! [SQUEALS]
498
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,310
Ladies, that was stanky.
499
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,561
That means good.
500
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,481
- Ooh.
- That was fun.
501
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,066
I can't believe I'm saying this,
502
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,276
but we should do more shows with him.
503
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,819
Wait? For real?
504
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,404
Five real.
505
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,615
Running a fempire
is fulfilling in every way,
506
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,909
but I forgot what it feels like
507
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,577
to murder a crowd of tourists.
508
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,953
Oh, reunion!
509
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,622
I'm gonna clear my sched.
510
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,416
Oh, I do have to get
my car detailed in April.
511
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,335
I can cancel it. I can cancel that.
512
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,088
Okay. Reunion.
513
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,631
Let's celebrate. Let's go the eff out
514
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,049
like somewhere with columns.
515
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,676
The M&M's store has spaghetti now.
516
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,427
Oh, we could do my suite
at The Peninsula
517
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,762
or...
518
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,514
what if we went to that cheesy
519
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,974
rotating hotel bar in Times Square?
520
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,976
Oh, my gosh, remember we
went there after we did TRL?
521
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,937
- Yeah.
- Thought it was so fancy.
522
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,313
- We did.
- It'll be hilarious.
523
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,315
Done. Help me to the dressing room.
524
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,775
I got joy legs.
525
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,360
Let's go chat deets with Stinks.
526
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,445
I'll do the talking, famous to famous,
527
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,863
make sure we don't play any states
528
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,532
that are rectangles, etc.
529
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,743
Hello! Stanky Stink!
530
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,456
Hey, did Lil Stinker say
anything about upstate shows,
531
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,833
like near Cornell?
532
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,793
Oh, we didn't get too deep
into which cities.
533
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,336
That's where Caroline is teaching.
534
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,171
The Memification of Dwayne Johnson.
535
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,715
- Mm-hmm.
- I send her a ticket.
536
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,341
I say, "You might enjoy this."
537
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,845
She shows up. I'm on stage ass-popping.
538
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,305
Next thing you know, we're postcoital
539
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,057
watching a murder documentary.
540
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,350
[LAUGHS]
541
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,853
On tour, can our clothes be lollipops?
542
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,938
And then I grab a big lollipop,
543
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,940
but it's a lever.
544
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,650
And I pull it.
545
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,694
A giant tongue comes out...
546
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,112
Oh, my God. Stop.
547
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,197
Fine. You can pull the lever.
548
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,657
No.
549
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,868
Girls5eva is not happening.
550
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,703
Wickie, we said we weren't
551
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,288
gonna say anything.
552
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,665
Great news.
553
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,626
Girls5eva is in for your tour.
554
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,128
- What?
- [CHUCKLES]
555
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,047
Y'all look like y'all
freeze grapes for dessert.
556
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,215
But you said we were stanky.
557
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,092
'Cause I'm nice. But real talk,
558
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,595
y'all kind of remind me
that this might not
559
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,138
last forever, that fame,
560
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:44,639
in its essence, is transient.
561
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,935
And I don't like that feeling.
562
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,187
Cool. Cool.
563
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,230
Let me ti-zake the ziz, Stank.
564
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,066
Nobody wants you, okay?
565
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,233
- Fallon did.
- Yeah.
566
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,611
Because they have a boner for nostalgia.
567
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,363
They reunited "Saved by the Bell,".
568
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,865
"Kenan & Kel,"
everyone from Iran-Contra.
569
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,784
You think I haven't been
working the phones all day?
570
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,243
There's nothing out there.
571
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,413
For ladies, 35 is checkout time.
572
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,916
That's a quote
from our greatest president.
573
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,787
Have a nice life.
574
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,713
See? I air honk now.
575
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,839
Growing.
576
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,174
Learning.
577
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,718
Ally.
578
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,637
Dawn didn't want to spoil tonight,
579
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,180
but I can't listen
to this delusion anymore.
580
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,100
Honestly, I get why no one
wants more Girls5eva
581
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,941
because this mess is tragic.
582
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,147
Music was never my bag anyway.
583
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,234
Bags are my bag because
I'm launching a bag line.
584
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:39,275
They're bat leather,
and they're tiny like bats.
585
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,787
And there goes the joy.
586
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,288
So long, joy. [SIGHS]
587
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:52,126
Perhaps we'll meet again
during colonoscopy drugs.
588
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,878
Ashley would have never let
her walk out on us like that.
589
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,131
Yeah, well, Ashley is not here.
590
00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,092
She's a bench now, Dawn.
591
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,973
[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
592
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,808
Then I'll be Ashley.
593
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,978
[EXCITING MUSIC]
594
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,479
[ELEVATOR CHIMES]
595
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,481
[SIGHS]
596
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:18,027
You know who's a real lil stinker?
597
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,319
You.
598
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,738
What are you doing?
599
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,949
Calling you out for insulting us
600
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,994
and for making us panic before the show,
601
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,997
and for not once apologizing
for anything
602
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,125
'cause you're a big shot
with the perfect life.
603
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,956
[ELEVATOR CHIMES]
604
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,173
Aren't you going down to the lobby?
605
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,091
My pilot is staying here.
606
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,427
I just came to give him gas
and sashimi money.
607
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,512
- [ELEVATOR CHIMES]
- Bye, Dawn.
608
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:52,063
♪ ♪
609
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:55,814
[KNOCKING]
610
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,776
Captain... Phillips,
611
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,778
it's Wickie.
612
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,072
Probably at the Admirals Club.
You know pilots.
613
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,203
[GRUNTS]
614
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,373
[SCOFFS]
615
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,247
This is your pilot's hotel room?
616
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,041
You're saying a bald woman
can't be a pilot?
617
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,376
Wow, Dawn.
618
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,087
You're lying. I should have known.
619
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,464
This is like
when you were dating Rick Fox,
620
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,050
but you'd only let us meet him
from really far away.
621
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,052
What? That was totally Rick Fox.
622
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,012
Then how come he never
yelled back about basketball?
623
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,014
- [SCOFFS]
- I never said anything
624
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,141
'cause I was the chill one,
but now I'm 40,
625
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,227
and I don't care!
626
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:35,854
Also I've had three
[WHISPERING] negronis.
627
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,856
Did you just whisper negronis?
628
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,437
I don't know the history of the word.
629
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,071
Fine!
630
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,406
I'm staying here, okay?
631
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,241
The show put me up here!
632
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,909
The show flew me out here!
633
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,244
And I almost missed everything
634
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,204
because I volunteered
to get bumped for cash
635
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,248
and had to connect
through Port-au-Prince.
636
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:56,250
So obviously, you don't own a jet.
637
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:59,294
I just work at
the Van Nuys Airport, Sherlock.
638
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:02,548
Wheels up, heels up.
Milan, here we come.
639
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,425
What the hell are you doing, Wickie?
640
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,885
There's a shit ton
of gooses by runway two.
641
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,137
And take that scarf off.
642
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,471
You want to get sucked into an engine?
643
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,352
Sorry, sir.
644
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:17,146
I shoot geese at the airport.
645
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:20,899
And I get paid by the goose.
646
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,360
There is no fempire.
647
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,903
Then who is Jonathan...
648
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,197
[BRITISH ACCENT] Jonathan Barron?
Me, you fanny wank.
649
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:28,490
[NORMAL VOICE]
I stole that move from Trump.
650
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,200
But we're the tragic ones.
651
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:31,994
I was never done with music, okay?
652
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,620
After I went solo,
653
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,457
the label decided I was difficult
654
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,542
just because I wouldn't let
my backup singers wear makeup
655
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,127
and refused to play venues
656
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,171
that also did sports.
657
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:43,422
I thought this Lil Stinker stuff
658
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,174
was going to be my ticket
659
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:48,510
back to the fame and the lifestyle
660
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,929
I am owed because of the.
661
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,474
♪ Voice God ♪
662
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:59,104
♪ Put in my mouth ♪
663
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,357
- [KNOCKING ON WALL]
- Go on!
664
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,984
Sorry it turned out to be nothing.
665
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:05,319
[DISTANT SIRENS WAILING]
666
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,363
Probably us dragging you down again.
667
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:10,366
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
668
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:11,408
♪ ♪
669
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:12,829
I guess you do need this.
670
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,123
Uh! Don't try to walk out
here all superior
671
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:22,127
when you couldn't even tell
this isn't the Dalai Lama.
672
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,630
It's an old man dressed like a hot dog.
673
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:28,175
ALL: ♪ Girls five-eva ♪
674
00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:29,927
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
675
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:31,887
Ah!
676
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:34,932
- You were the best one.
- Lil Stinker and Girls5eva!
677
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,558
Honestly, I'm relieved it's over.
678
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,477
Still, we should celebrate.
679
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:41,522
[GROOVY JAZZ MUSIC]
680
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,524
Want to start "The Americans"?
681
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,526
Oh.
682
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:48,112
Sure.
683
00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:50,489
I get so pumped when we start
a new show together.
684
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,200
I know how we'll get this secret,
685
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:54,284
through sex.
686
00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:55,619
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
687
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,246
Final boarding call for flight...
688
00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,665
It's a Victoria's Secret water bra.
689
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,417
Well, it's more than 3 ounces,
690
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,960
so you can throw it out
or you can drink it here.
691
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:05,045
It was $38.
692
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:07,381
[SIGHS]
693
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:09,383
Wait. Do we know each other?
694
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:10,926
No, I just have the same face
695
00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:13,007
as that brat's doll that got recalled.
696
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,725
[GRUNTS, SPITS] [CAP CLATTERS]
697
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:20,519
Please stand in line with
your ticket and ID in hand.
698
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,604
I saw you on TV!
699
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:25,065
You gals sounded good!
700
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,400
You sure got me
and my boyfriend dancing.
701
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,110
[LAUGHS]
702
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,336
He'd been drinking,
so the escalation didn't work,
703
00:25:29,337 --> 00:25:30,404
but that's not on you.
704
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:32,905
Ooh-ooh! Can we do a selfie?
705
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:36,076
Sorry, are you sick
of randos bugging you?
706
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:37,411
No.
707
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:40,247
Not at all... Derpy.
708
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:43,751
You are a beautiful soul.
709
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:46,003
Start pre-boarding for flight 144
710
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,338
from Dallas...
711
00:25:47,339 --> 00:25:49,256
[BOTH LAUGH]
712
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,383
It's great that you're still
working with those ladies.
713
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,385
'Cause I'll tell you,
the friends you make
714
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,596
when you're young, they're
the ones who really know you.
715
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,222
They're not just trying
to suck up to you
716
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,933
'cause you got a trampoline now!
717
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,604
You...
718
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,065
You don't got to drink it all.
719
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,566
Go on through, famous lady.
720
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:10,110
[LIGHT, BOUNCY MUSIC]
721
00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:11,612
♪ ♪
722
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:14,198
For this secret, sex again.
723
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:15,407
[SNORING]
724
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:18,118
Dawn!
725
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,455
Dawn!
726
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:24,625
Dawn! Dawn! Dawn! Dawn!
727
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,086
Oh, good. You still live here.
728
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,545
Of course you do. Italians never move.
729
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,255
[SCOFFS] Let me up!
730
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,426
No, Max is sleeping. Just wait.
731
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:37,258
[CAR CHIRPS, DOOR OPENS]
732
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,518
Look, I'm not the best at apologies.
733
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,395
I mean, I'm the best
at a long list of other things,
734
00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:46,772
but I'm sorry...
735
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,399
[DISTANT SIREN WAILING]
736
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,401
I always thought I needed
to be on my own to shine,
737
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:52,444
but I was wrong.
738
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:55,115
You girls don't drag me down.
You make me better.
739
00:26:57,158 --> 00:27:00,327
I actually wish
I was more like you, all happy.
740
00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:03,205
Wickie, no adult is all happy.
741
00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:04,331
I'm... [SCOFFS]
742
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:06,625
I'm an anxious mess.
743
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,378
My most recent Google searches
were "hidden signs of stroke"
744
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,380
and "can a mouse get
in your vagina at night?"
745
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,381
It can.
746
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:15,801
[LAUGHS]
747
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,636
Last night was the first time in forever
748
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,054
that I felt like a person.
749
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,515
Dawn,
750
00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:24,184
I think we should do this again.
751
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:26,353
Forget Lil Stinka. Forget Larry.
752
00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:28,814
I don't care if we have
to start from the bottom.
753
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,358
People like hearing us sing.
754
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,154
And they can't take our voices.
Those are ours.
755
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,363
Just tell me you don't
need this like I do,
756
00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:37,573
and I will go back to LA
757
00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:40,826
via Bogota on Kirkland Airlines.
758
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,578
- Fine.
- [LAUGHS]
759
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:45,289
I need this.
760
00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:47,541
- I need this!
- [LAUGHS]
761
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,585
I need it too, girl.
762
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:51,086
♪ ♪
763
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,546
Did your boobs get smaller?
764
00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:55,632
♪ ♪
765
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,134
[GRUNTS]
766
00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,218
[GRUNTS] Got it?
767
00:27:58,219 --> 00:27:59,428
- Yeah, almost there.
- I think?
768
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,554
Okay. We're here.
769
00:28:00,555 --> 00:28:02,521
- Like, right here? Right here.
- ALL: Ah!
770
00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:06,185
This is a better spot for Ashley.
771
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:09,355
- Yeah, this feels good.
- Mm.
772
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,398
Well, strap in.
773
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:14,485
Four grown ladies trying
to be pop stars.
774
00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:16,111
Get ready for the same amount of respect
775
00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:17,905
I get when I'm riding my recumbent bike.
776
00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:19,448
People throw fountain sodas at me.
777
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,784
No. We got this.
778
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,410
Come on, girls.
779
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,412
♪ Mm ♪
780
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:29,583
ALL: ♪ Five-eva ♪
781
00:28:29,584 --> 00:28:30,751
Too early.
782
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,336
- [ALL YELLING]
- Oh, what?!
783
00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:33,627
Oh.
784
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,337
That was Sprite.
785
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,680
- Girls5eva has a little heat.
- Whoo!
786
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,932
We have to turn that heat into a fire
787
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:46,475
at Jingle Ball.
788
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:48,811
- Yes!
- It's not just a concert.
789
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:50,437
It is a coronation.
790
00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:52,272
[EXCITING MUSIC]
791
00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:53,565
Baby!
792
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,359
We're Summer and Kev!
793
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,445
Boy band and girl groups' royal couple.
794
00:28:58,446 --> 00:28:59,822
♪ ♪
795
00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,241
♪ You're too pretty for college ♪
796
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,326
Aw, thank you, honey bunny.
797
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:05,869
The fact that Kev lives
in a different city
798
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:08,414
- is just...
- No, Kev and I are amazing.
799
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,785
♪ ♪
800
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:11,959
Wow!
801
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,627
There's been a lot of wind lately.
802
00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:15,337
Well, that's a lot of wind, babe!
803
00:29:15,338 --> 00:29:16,839
♪ ♪
804
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,258
Girls5eva, and only one is dead.
805
00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:20,926
That's pretty good, actually.
806
00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:24,847
It has been an entire Zendaya
since you have recorded music.
807
00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:26,473
♪ If my man does cheat ♪
808
00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:29,977
♪ We'll only get real mad
at the other girl ♪
809
00:29:29,978 --> 00:29:31,353
♪ ♪
810
00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:34,815
♪ It was her fault only ♪
811
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,900
I get why we sang
this stuff as teenagers
812
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:39,319
but we have adult ear holes now.
813
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,321
We need his song.
814
00:29:41,322 --> 00:29:43,824
I'm doing something that's insane.
815
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:46,660
- Dolly Parton?
- There's a song in you, Dawn.
816
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,203
Let's get it out!
817
00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:49,830
Back to one, bitches!
818
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:50,998
♪ ♪
819
00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:52,833
We are Girls5eva!
820
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,836
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
821
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,839
Wheels up, leaving derailment city.
822
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,341
[LAUGHS]
823
00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:01,842
I was shook. This is real pee.
824
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,844
♪ ♪
825
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:06,305
Hot damn, Jingle Ball, here we come.
826
00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:07,681
[ALL CHEER]
827
00:30:07,682 --> 00:30:10,392
ALL: ♪ Gonna be famous 5eva ♪
828
00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:13,403
♪ 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪
829
00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:18,567
[LIL STINKER'S "LINE UP"]
830
00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,444
♪ I'm underrated, always
highly compensated, yeah ♪
831
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:21,862
♪ The haters grated, mad I made it out ♪
832
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,947
♪ Say I'm on the rise,
never gonna compromise ♪
833
00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,532
♪ They on my jock ♪
834
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:27,493
♪ 'Cause your boy's got clout ♪
835
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,036
♪ Whether I'm loved or hated ♪
836
00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:30,871
♪ Boy, they all talking 'bout Stink ♪
837
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:34,375
ALL: ♪ Gonna be famous 5eva ♪
838
00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:37,961
♪ 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪
839
00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:40,881
♪ Gonna be famous 3-gether ♪
840
00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:44,426
♪ 'Cause that's one more than 2-gether ♪
841
00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:46,011
♪ Them opps pulled through ♪
842
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,846
♪ Threw me in a lineup ♪
843
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,473
♪ And now I play a show ♪
844
00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:51,600
♪ They all wanna line up ♪
845
00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:53,352
♪ Industry suits ♪
846
00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:54,895
- ♪ They wanna sign up ♪
- ♪ Yes, they do ♪
847
00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,606
♪ Tell 'em
it's a Stinker's world, baby ♪
848
00:30:57,607 --> 00:30:59,483
♪ Better tell 'em get
the dollar signs out ♪
849
00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:01,610
♪ Cameras flash, Balenciagas
on the dashboard ♪
850
00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:03,862
♪ Used to be a wanted sign,
now I'm on a billboard ♪
851
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,406
- ♪ I won't sit down ♪
- ♪ No, I won't ♪
852
00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:06,824
♪ 'Less I'm leaving with an award ♪
853
00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:08,575
♪ 'Cause everybody
just wanna see stink! ♪
854
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:09,993
- ♪ Bigger than Biebs ♪
- ♪ Yes, yes ♪
855
00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,787
♪ And I'm cuter than Chalamet ♪
856
00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:13,664
♪ I know you wanna line up, ay ♪
857
00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:15,374
♪ I know you wanna line up, ay ♪
858
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,959
♪ 4eva, 5eva, enough, ay ♪
859
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,752
♪ I know you wanna line up, ay ♪
860
00:31:18,753 --> 00:31:20,546
♪ I know you wanna line up, ay ♪
861
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,381
♪ I know you wanna line up ♪
862
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:23,924
♪ 4eva, 5eva, enough, ay ♪
863
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,759
♪ I know you wanna line up ♪
864
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,094
♪ And now they wanna line up ♪
865
00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:29,596
♪ The party get started with us ♪
866
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:32,474
ALL: ♪ Gonna be famous 5eva ♪
867
00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:35,310
♪ 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪
868
00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:37,646
So what are you waiting 5?
869
00:31:37,647 --> 00:31:40,024
♪ 4eva, 5eva enough ♪
870
00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:41,815
- Good night, everybody.
- Good night!
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