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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16,326 --> 00:00:17,845 - [Abe] Where should we go after this? 4 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:19,019 - We should go make out. 5 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:21,366 [camera clicks] 6 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,127 [camera clicks] 7 00:00:24,162 --> 00:00:25,335 - Is this thing broken? 8 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:26,474 - What's happening? 9 00:00:26,509 --> 00:00:27,510 It says no standing. 10 00:00:27,544 --> 00:00:28,545 Is that why? 11 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:31,583 [upbeat rock music] 12 00:00:32,515 --> 00:00:34,862 This shit is so good. 13 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:35,794 - Argh! 14 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:36,622 [camera clicks] 15 00:00:36,657 --> 00:00:39,798 [upbeat rock music] 16 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:42,628 - Ice cream, ice cream, I want ice cream. 17 00:00:42,663 --> 00:00:43,457 [Jen chuckles] 18 00:00:43,491 --> 00:00:44,423 [camera clicks] 19 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,252 [upbeat music] 20 00:00:45,286 --> 00:00:48,393 [camera clicks] 21 00:00:48,427 --> 00:00:49,911 - Which one for a pour over? 22 00:00:49,946 --> 00:00:50,981 [Jen gagging] 23 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:52,500 - Avocado everything. 24 00:00:52,535 --> 00:00:54,778 [Jen laughing] 25 00:00:54,813 --> 00:00:57,126 [camera clicks] 26 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:57,988 [camera clicks] 27 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:00,405 [upbeat rock music] 28 00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:03,925 Drinking at the zoo. - Drinking at the zoo. 29 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,893 ♪ Drinking at the zoo 30 00:01:05,927 --> 00:01:07,757 - How you liking the zoo, boo? 31 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:10,691 - I'm just, I'm not feeling great, maybe we don't record. 32 00:01:10,725 --> 00:01:11,519 - Zoo boo. 33 00:01:12,796 --> 00:01:15,523 ♪ Are batshit crazy 34 00:01:18,595 --> 00:01:20,045 Good morning. 35 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,805 - Can you not fucking record right now? 36 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:22,772 - Cute. 37 00:01:22,806 --> 00:01:24,808 - No, no not cute, stop. 38 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:35,888 - Okay. 39 00:01:37,718 --> 00:01:42,723 Guys, I'm about to ask my boyfriend, Abe Schatz to marry me. 40 00:01:44,449 --> 00:01:46,175 I know it's a little unconventional, 41 00:01:46,209 --> 00:01:49,316 a woman asking a man, but I'm a boss bitch. 42 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:50,800 So that's what I'm gonna do. 43 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:54,010 I'm in his bungalow right now while he's at work 44 00:01:54,044 --> 00:01:57,082 and I'm gonna ask him in the coolest way. 45 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,532 I can't wait for you to see. 46 00:01:58,566 --> 00:02:01,742 Marry me on a vegan, gluten-free pizza. 47 00:02:01,776 --> 00:02:03,399 [Jen laughs] 48 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:04,779 Woohoo. 49 00:02:04,814 --> 00:02:07,403 This is actually Abe's hot sauce, Shmooly. 50 00:02:07,437 --> 00:02:09,163 It's his company. 51 00:02:09,198 --> 00:02:10,716 It's almost a company. 52 00:02:10,751 --> 00:02:13,029 We've got champagne. 53 00:02:13,063 --> 00:02:14,962 We're gonna surprise the heck out of him. 54 00:02:14,996 --> 00:02:16,136 I just got the text. 55 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,447 Abe's on his way. 56 00:02:17,482 --> 00:02:18,655 He'll be here in like ten minutes. 57 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:19,518 Yeah! 58 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:23,764 [door clicks] 59 00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:24,592 [Abe mumbling] 60 00:02:24,627 --> 00:02:25,386 - Hey. 61 00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:27,112 - Hi! - What's up, how are you doing? 62 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:27,940 - Welcome home. 63 00:02:27,975 --> 00:02:28,769 [Abe and Jen kisses] 64 00:02:28,803 --> 00:02:29,597 How are you? 65 00:02:29,632 --> 00:02:30,529 - I'm good. 66 00:02:30,564 --> 00:02:31,634 Traffic was kind of a beast. 67 00:02:31,668 --> 00:02:33,187 Oh, got me there. - Yeah? 68 00:02:33,222 --> 00:02:34,084 Always is. 69 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:35,948 Did you eat? 70 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:36,777 I got you pizza. 71 00:02:36,811 --> 00:02:38,503 I did, we had nachos. 72 00:02:38,537 --> 00:02:39,780 Three of us. - No! 73 00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:41,713 - Went to the wine bar where I work. 74 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:42,541 - Aw, that's fun. 75 00:02:42,576 --> 00:02:43,991 Just one. 76 00:02:44,025 --> 00:02:45,613 - No, not right now. - It's gluten free, vegan. 77 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:46,545 - Little bit later. 78 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:47,753 Let's just keep it there. 79 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:48,754 - Please? 80 00:02:48,789 --> 00:02:49,686 - Like one? 81 00:02:49,721 --> 00:02:50,825 [Jen laughs] In a little bit, 82 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:51,826 in a little bit. 83 00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:53,173 - I've been here waiting for you. 84 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:56,659 I got champagne, and your sauce is out. 85 00:02:56,693 --> 00:02:57,487 Just have one. 86 00:02:57,522 --> 00:02:58,730 Just have a bite. 87 00:02:58,764 --> 00:03:00,214 - Okay, all right. - Just have a bite. 88 00:03:00,249 --> 00:03:02,734 [box creaking] 89 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:03,562 - Hmm. 90 00:03:06,393 --> 00:03:07,325 [box taps] 91 00:03:07,359 --> 00:03:08,981 Is this, are you serious? 92 00:03:09,016 --> 00:03:10,051 Oh my God, you got the ring. 93 00:03:10,086 --> 00:03:11,329 Yes of course. [Jen stutters] 94 00:03:11,363 --> 00:03:12,295 - No, no, yes. 95 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:13,262 I absolutely wanna marry you. 96 00:03:13,296 --> 00:03:14,332 I absolutely wanna marry you. 97 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:15,091 [lips smacks] 98 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,126 Now, come here. 99 00:03:16,161 --> 00:03:17,507 I'm sorry I hesitated. - Okay. 100 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:18,336 - Oh. 101 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:19,302 Yes. 102 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:20,855 - It's yes? - Yes, of course, of course. 103 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:21,684 [Abe and Jen kissing] 104 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:23,203 - He said yes! 105 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:26,275 Okay, so you just have to be used to having a camera on you 106 00:03:26,309 --> 00:03:28,000 and not get weird. - Yeah. 107 00:03:28,035 --> 00:03:29,001 - Be okay with it. 108 00:03:29,036 --> 00:03:31,314 - I'm not hating being on camera, 109 00:03:31,349 --> 00:03:34,144 it just makes me act a little different. 110 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:35,594 I get a little bit more in my head. 111 00:03:35,629 --> 00:03:37,044 Even just now. 112 00:03:37,078 --> 00:03:38,528 I'm sorry I couldn't cum. 113 00:03:38,563 --> 00:03:39,771 I really wanted to. 114 00:03:39,805 --> 00:03:42,877 You had me there but I just couldn't do it. 115 00:03:42,912 --> 00:03:43,809 I feel bad. 116 00:03:43,844 --> 00:03:45,259 - I'm not upset about it. 117 00:03:45,294 --> 00:03:47,848 - I know, I just feel bad that I couldn't make it happen. 118 00:03:47,882 --> 00:03:50,368 I was almost there and then it was just like, 119 00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:51,679 nope, not gonna happen. 120 00:03:51,714 --> 00:03:52,956 - You made me squirt 121 00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:54,441 so I'm fine. - I love making you squirt. 122 00:03:54,475 --> 00:03:57,892 It's one of my favorite joys in life making you squirt. 123 00:03:57,927 --> 00:04:00,274 - Should we have this be the start of our engagement video? 124 00:04:00,309 --> 00:04:03,001 [horns booming] 125 00:04:05,003 --> 00:04:08,006 So I grew up in Phoenix, Arizona, and I spend a lot of time 126 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,595 with my favorite people, my grandparents. 127 00:04:10,629 --> 00:04:13,839 They actually met in Vegas before they got married, 128 00:04:13,874 --> 00:04:16,359 so they'd like to take road trips and bring me along. 129 00:04:16,394 --> 00:04:19,051 And it was my favorite place. 130 00:04:19,086 --> 00:04:22,123 We'd lounge by the pool, go to all the buffets. 131 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:24,712 My grandma was really into gambling. 132 00:04:24,747 --> 00:04:26,231 Abe and I have never been before 133 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,717 so I'm gonna take him and show him all my favorite places. 134 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:31,823 I'm really excited. 135 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:35,620 Yeah, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 136 00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:37,553 Peter, so I'm thinking, 137 00:04:38,726 --> 00:04:41,488 if you can just try to get everything, 138 00:04:41,522 --> 00:04:43,144 as much as you can, 139 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:45,526 the ups, the downs, whatever. 140 00:04:45,561 --> 00:04:48,874 What I'm trying to do with this is actually, 141 00:04:48,909 --> 00:04:53,396 make the craziest, best, wedding documentary possible. 142 00:04:55,536 --> 00:04:57,711 Abe doesn't really know this so just [clicks tongue] okay. 143 00:04:57,745 --> 00:05:01,335 But I know I'm just a production coordinator at work, 144 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:04,131 but I really like being on camera, I like directing, 145 00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:05,926 I'm trying to get out of that. 146 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,169 You know what I mean? 147 00:05:08,204 --> 00:05:10,379 Yeah, I want this to be legit. 148 00:05:10,413 --> 00:05:11,863 The ups and downs. 149 00:05:11,897 --> 00:05:15,453 Just all the things you don't usually see, you know? 150 00:05:15,487 --> 00:05:17,040 Okay, good. 151 00:05:17,075 --> 00:05:18,663 Don't say anything. 152 00:05:19,526 --> 00:05:20,941 Check this out. 153 00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:22,149 [Jen laughs] 154 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:23,288 #SCHATZAMORE. 155 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:28,604 Abe is gonna dig that one. 156 00:05:28,638 --> 00:05:30,606 It's really hard coming up with a hashtag. 157 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,884 Look, he's gonna be a mime. 158 00:05:34,057 --> 00:05:37,095 [Jen laughs] 159 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,373 Now to figure out what I'm gonna wear 160 00:05:39,408 --> 00:05:42,411 to go out, to go with Abe's outfits. 161 00:05:43,895 --> 00:05:45,655 How ho do I go? 162 00:05:45,690 --> 00:05:47,381 You know what I mean? 163 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,589 - [Peter] We're doing this. 164 00:05:48,624 --> 00:05:50,177 - Yeah, this is Peter. 165 00:05:50,211 --> 00:05:51,661 What's up? I've heard so much about you. 166 00:05:51,696 --> 00:05:53,249 - [Peter] I've heard so much about you. 167 00:05:53,283 --> 00:05:54,630 - Ugh. 168 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:56,148 - [Peter] Congratulations on the engagement. 169 00:05:56,183 --> 00:05:57,805 Thanks man, thanks. - You fired up? 170 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,048 I am yeah. 171 00:05:59,082 --> 00:06:00,532 I wasn't so sure what to make about this. 172 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,258 Like her bringing a cameraman in 173 00:06:02,292 --> 00:06:04,294 and having cameras in my face and all 174 00:06:04,329 --> 00:06:05,226 but it's cool. 175 00:06:05,261 --> 00:06:06,020 - [Peter] Dude we're gonna 176 00:06:06,055 --> 00:06:07,297 have so much fun. 177 00:06:07,332 --> 00:06:08,920 - Getting this hot sauce company off the ground. 178 00:06:08,954 --> 00:06:09,576 - [Peter] Goodness. 179 00:06:09,610 --> 00:06:11,129 - It's kind of a name for a jerk. 180 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:14,028 It's like a Yiddish, Jewish jerk sorta name. 181 00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:15,513 I just thought it would be funny. 182 00:06:15,547 --> 00:06:17,929 I don't know what you eat or can't eat but it's good. 183 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:18,964 Let's get this going. 184 00:06:18,999 --> 00:06:20,103 Let's do it. - Let's do it. 185 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:21,070 - Let's make this happen, yeah. 186 00:06:21,104 --> 00:06:21,760 - You're so cute. 187 00:06:21,795 --> 00:06:23,037 [lips smacking] 188 00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:25,246 I have to cover up my kombucha rash. 189 00:06:25,281 --> 00:06:26,800 - Are they adding stuff to the kombucha? 190 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:29,389 - I'm guessing it's from kombucha. 191 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,736 This is Grams' ring. - This is the ring. 192 00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:34,877 Grams is not playing around with this ring. 193 00:06:34,911 --> 00:06:36,844 - I know, look at that. - Grams gave her this ring. 194 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:37,949 - It's vintage, it's real. 195 00:06:37,983 --> 00:06:39,399 Real deal guys. 196 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,330 I love it. 197 00:06:40,365 --> 00:06:43,023 I love your penis finger pepper. 198 00:06:43,057 --> 00:06:43,851 - What? 199 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:44,783 Penis finger? 200 00:06:44,818 --> 00:06:46,198 - That's a penis finger. 201 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:47,786 - First of all, it doesn't go with my yellow. 202 00:06:47,821 --> 00:06:48,822 You're clashing with my yellow. 203 00:06:48,856 --> 00:06:50,306 That's one thing, and I'm kinda set on this shirt. 204 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:51,721 - Okay, that's actually fair. - Second of all, 205 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:54,586 it's a freaking product placement, Shmooly Sauce. 206 00:06:54,621 --> 00:06:56,450 It's like a billboard. [Abe breathing heavily] 207 00:06:56,485 --> 00:06:57,693 - What should I wear? 208 00:06:57,727 --> 00:06:59,419 I mean, I have all my other stuff in the car. 209 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:01,351 - Your dark gray would go good with this. 210 00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:02,180 - Dark gray? 211 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:03,043 - Yeah. 212 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:05,770 - Okay, we'll look like a-- 213 00:07:05,804 --> 00:07:06,840 - Let me direct. 214 00:07:06,874 --> 00:07:08,289 Thank you, I love you. 215 00:07:08,324 --> 00:07:09,705 - Okay, I love you too. 216 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:12,328 [gentle music] 217 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,019 Yeah, we're celebrating. - [Cashier] Congratulations. 218 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:49,227 - Not yet. 219 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,470 - We're about to be getting married. 220 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:51,401 We're celebrating our engagement. 221 00:07:51,436 --> 00:07:52,195 - It's for the engagement. 222 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,300 - We're going to Vegas. 223 00:07:53,334 --> 00:07:54,301 - [Cashier] How fun, lucky you. 224 00:07:54,335 --> 00:07:55,716 - Thank you. 225 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:58,374 - I'm gonna go use the bathroom, then I'll be ready to go. 226 00:07:58,408 --> 00:07:59,375 Number one! 227 00:07:59,409 --> 00:08:00,549 - [Peter] How do you feel so far? 228 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:01,342 - You're doing good. 229 00:08:01,377 --> 00:08:02,274 - [Peter] Yeah? 230 00:08:02,309 --> 00:08:03,448 - You're getting a lot of stuff. 231 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,656 - [Peter] I'm getting everything. 232 00:08:04,691 --> 00:08:06,865 - He's very clearly anxious on camera. 233 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,142 [potato chip crunches] 234 00:08:08,177 --> 00:08:10,869 He couldn't drive and talk at the same time. 235 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:12,388 It was making me so scared. 236 00:08:12,422 --> 00:08:14,494 Maybe he'll warm up soon. 237 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,944 It takes a little time to get used to it. 238 00:08:16,979 --> 00:08:18,705 Here he comes. 239 00:08:18,739 --> 00:08:19,913 Come on, we're ready! 240 00:08:19,947 --> 00:08:21,397 We're ready, we're ready for you! 241 00:08:21,431 --> 00:08:23,468 - [Peter] Oh my God, who waves like that? 242 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,297 - I think it's because I was doing it. 243 00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:28,335 - [Peter] Yeah, good save. - Come on! 244 00:08:28,369 --> 00:08:30,924 [gentle music] 245 00:08:32,719 --> 00:08:36,446 ♪ Tell me that you love me 246 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:40,865 ♪ Even when I think the silly things ♪ 247 00:08:40,899 --> 00:08:44,247 ♪ I never was a gambler 248 00:08:44,282 --> 00:08:47,250 ♪ But I know when to bet on a sure thing ♪ 249 00:08:47,285 --> 00:08:48,355 [camera clicks] 250 00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:49,183 [camera clicks] 251 00:08:49,218 --> 00:08:50,046 [camera clicks] 252 00:08:50,081 --> 00:08:50,875 [camera clicks] 253 00:08:50,909 --> 00:08:53,567 [camera clicks] 254 00:08:57,502 --> 00:09:00,747 - Definitely, communication is the number one. 255 00:09:00,781 --> 00:09:02,403 Never go to bed angry. - Honesty, 256 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:03,335 we're all about honesty. 257 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:04,578 Honesty is our big thing. 258 00:09:04,613 --> 00:09:05,855 - High five on that. - Yes, everything. 259 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:07,029 - It's gonna work boo. 260 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:08,582 It's gonna work. - Thank you. 261 00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:10,308 I wish you nothing but the best. 262 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,655 You guys are a cute couple. - [Abe] Thank you so much. 263 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,864 - And I'm so glad to meet you guys, enjoy every last moment. 264 00:09:14,899 --> 00:09:16,072 - That's so sweet of you. 265 00:09:16,107 --> 00:09:17,695 - It is definitely a blessing. It really is. 266 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:19,593 Don't let nobody tell you anything negative about marriage. 267 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:20,594 - Thank you. 268 00:09:20,629 --> 00:09:22,458 - It's work but it's very-- 269 00:09:22,492 --> 00:09:25,979 It's work but it's a great experience 270 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:28,119 if you're with the person that you need to be with. 271 00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:29,396 You feel what I'm saying? - I do. 272 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:30,673 - [Peter] One, two, three. 273 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:32,779 - [Everyone] Schatzamore! 274 00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:37,887 - I love Eddie World, this is amazing. 275 00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:40,234 It's too bright. 276 00:09:40,269 --> 00:09:42,443 I can't see if this looks good or not. 277 00:09:42,478 --> 00:09:45,585 - [Peter] What's going on back there? 278 00:09:47,656 --> 00:09:49,416 - He's kinda yelling. 279 00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:52,453 - [Peter] Who is he talking to? 280 00:09:52,488 --> 00:09:55,284 - He's talking to Victor, that's his investor. 281 00:09:55,318 --> 00:09:57,873 The guy that's giving him all the money for the hot sauce. 282 00:09:57,907 --> 00:10:00,323 I don't really like this guy. 283 00:10:02,049 --> 00:10:02,947 Oh my gosh. 284 00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:05,190 Hey babe. 285 00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:06,778 - He's out. 286 00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:09,885 Victor pulled out, whole thing. 287 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:10,713 - What? 288 00:10:10,748 --> 00:10:11,956 - Yeah, no. 289 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:14,061 30 grand, I asked if he could put fifteen in. 290 00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:15,166 He's out. 291 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,685 - Honey. 292 00:10:16,719 --> 00:10:17,927 [Abe sighs] 293 00:10:17,962 --> 00:10:19,688 Okay hey, hey. 294 00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:22,587 Don't, we're in this together, we're gonna figure it out. 295 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,176 [gentle music] 296 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,077 Shatzamore. - Shatzamore. 297 00:10:30,112 --> 00:10:32,493 - It's the best hashtag any wedding has ever seen. 298 00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:34,288 - #SHATZAMORE. 299 00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:35,358 Let's do it. 300 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:36,843 - Okay. 301 00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:39,708 [gentle music] 302 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:41,744 Shatzamore! - Shatzamore! 303 00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:45,472 [camera clicks] 304 00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:48,371 [gentle music] 305 00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:49,890 [camera clicks] 306 00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:50,719 [camera clicks] 307 00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:51,581 [gentle music] 308 00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:52,410 [car beeps] 309 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,618 - Whoo! - Yeah! 310 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,068 - Vegas! 311 00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:58,727 - We're here! [Jen laughing] 312 00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,385 - You're so white and cute. - Sorry, I'm so stupid. 313 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,214 Aww thank you. 314 00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:04,042 [Abe laughs] 315 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:05,457 - I love that. 316 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:07,805 I'm so glad that all of this is being filmed. 317 00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:08,909 - This is crazy. 318 00:11:08,944 --> 00:11:09,841 - Are you freaking out? 319 00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:11,325 - No, I am excited. 320 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,363 [Jen laughing] I think this is amazing. 321 00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:17,159 I just need to take some ibuprofen, get a little CBD, 322 00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,471 we'll chill out for a bit and then- 323 00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:20,887 - You're so stressed all the time. 324 00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:22,440 - I'm not stressed, I'm not stressed. 325 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,994 - You're like, "I'm really excited, I'm really happy. 326 00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:28,342 "I just need to take some CBD oil and some ibuprofen." 327 00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:30,759 - No, I'm just feeling a lot of things right now. 328 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:31,621 It's like 98% amazing. 329 00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:32,450 I just got the-- 330 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,796 - [Jen] I know-- 331 00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,214 - The Victor stuff is kinda in my brain 332 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:39,560 but I'm trying to compartmentalize. 333 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:41,735 - Let's make a fuck Victor video 334 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,633 and just send it off to him? 335 00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:46,602 How do I look lit by the Vegas lights? 336 00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:47,430 - [Abe] You look beautiful. 337 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:48,569 - With my ring? 338 00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:50,054 Grams would be so proud. 339 00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:52,539 [jazz music] 340 00:11:58,407 --> 00:12:02,066 ♪ Bang that drum and let's get on with this ♪ 341 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,275 ♪ Fire that shot 342 00:12:04,309 --> 00:12:06,380 ♪ I like you a lot 343 00:12:06,415 --> 00:12:11,213 ♪ Fly that dove, it's time we fell in love ♪ 344 00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:13,663 [jazz music] 345 00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:20,912 [Jen laughing] 346 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:21,844 Zoom in on this. 347 00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:22,672 [hiphop music in the background] 348 00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:24,433 - [Abe] Oh shit, nice. 349 00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:25,710 What you doing? 350 00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:30,370 - Making you a beverage. 351 00:12:30,404 --> 00:12:31,267 Cheers. 352 00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:32,475 - [Abe] Cheers. 353 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,029 - Welcome to Vegas, babe. 354 00:12:34,063 --> 00:12:35,651 - [Abe] Yeah, this is your spot. 355 00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:38,758 - Before we get outta here, we can, 356 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:42,037 do something with the camera off. 357 00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:43,521 Take off your robe. 358 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,798 Get naked. 359 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,558 - [Abe] Naked time is happening now. 360 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:47,387 - Do it! 361 00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:48,491 Stop the camera. 362 00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:49,320 - [Abe] I'm doing it. 363 00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:50,148 It's coming off. 364 00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:51,218 Dick is coming out. 365 00:12:51,253 --> 00:12:53,842 [hip-hop music] 366 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:56,465 [gentle music] 367 00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:03,541 ♪ I thought that love was just some stuff ♪ 368 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:07,821 ♪ Some stuff of which I had enough ♪ 369 00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:10,617 ♪ I thought I'd be thrilled 370 00:13:10,651 --> 00:13:12,826 ♪ Just to be filled 371 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:17,762 ♪ With spirits spilled from a cup ♪ 372 00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:21,766 ♪ Took time to discover 373 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,459 ♪ From one night to another 374 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,117 - You're so tall in these heels. 375 00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:28,946 - I know. 376 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,671 - I love it, sort of. 377 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:31,983 - Yeah, you look small. 378 00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:33,916 - I'm like all small now. [Jen laughing] 379 00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:35,090 - Is everything okay? 380 00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:36,954 On the phone you looked a little worried. 381 00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:37,989 - Yeah, all- 382 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:40,612 Okay, let's get the photo stuff. 383 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:41,579 [camera clicks] 384 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,407 [camera clicks] 385 00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:45,134 [camera clicks] 386 00:13:45,169 --> 00:13:46,239 - Are you sure you're okay? 387 00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:47,447 You all right? 388 00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,865 - Stop, calm down. - Okay, okay. 389 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:52,728 All right. 390 00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:59,114 I'm sorry that I can't control my-- 391 00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:01,875 I don't know. 392 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,083 I've got like no control down there. 393 00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:04,291 I'm sorry. 394 00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:06,017 - Babe, I don't care about how fast you cum. 395 00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:07,363 Don't stress about it. - Okay. 396 00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,262 Are you okay? - I'm not thinking about it. 397 00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:11,022 - That's not why you're upset? 398 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:11,885 [camera clicks] 399 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,713 [camera clicks] 400 00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:13,991 [camera clicks] 401 00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:16,614 [camera clicks] 402 00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:20,998 Did something happen on that call? 403 00:14:21,032 --> 00:14:21,861 - Yeah. 404 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:22,723 [camera clicks] 405 00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,380 [camera clicks] 406 00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:25,899 It's really annoying 407 00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:27,590 that you always think it's about you cumming too soon 408 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:28,902 or too not soon enough. 409 00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:30,145 - Well you said it's not about that 410 00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:31,940 so what's going on? - I know. 411 00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:33,389 - Can you just-- 412 00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,357 - Can we just do the photos and the video please? 413 00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:38,843 - I just wanna know why you're kind of in a mood. 414 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,949 - God, you're being so selfish. 415 00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:42,019 - How am I being selfish? 416 00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:43,261 I'm asking about you. 417 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:44,918 - My Grams just got taken to the hospital. 418 00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:46,333 - Grams is in the hospital? 419 00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:47,162 - Yes! 420 00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:48,232 - What happened? 421 00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:49,095 - Stop. 422 00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,408 - What do you wanna do? 423 00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:53,962 - Just! 424 00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:55,446 Are we good here? 425 00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:58,449 [camera clicks] 426 00:14:58,483 --> 00:14:59,968 [camera clicks] 427 00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:02,418 [camera clicks] 428 00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:03,764 - Grams had a stroke? 429 00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:05,076 - Yeah. 430 00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:06,802 - Because grandpa had a stroke too 431 00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,010 which is really fucked up. 432 00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:09,805 - Do they know how bad it was yet? 433 00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,013 - She fell. 434 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:13,982 They're X-raying to see if she broke her hip. 435 00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:14,914 - Holy shit. 436 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:15,915 - Yeah. 437 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,054 - So sorry about everything with Grams. 438 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,262 It's so awful. 439 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:21,713 Do you want a drink? 440 00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:22,956 - You should hold on to that one. 441 00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:23,992 - Yeah. - Yes, I agree. 442 00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:24,993 She's great. 443 00:15:25,027 --> 00:15:26,546 Do you want me to get like the biggest tequilas 444 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:27,271 that I can find? 445 00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,789 - Yeah. - Okay. 446 00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:30,136 Just hold on for a second. [lips smacking] 447 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:31,447 Just stay here. 448 00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:38,489 - They're gonna do surgery tomorrow. 449 00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:42,976 See if she makes it. 450 00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:45,979 - We don't have to do anything else tonight. 451 00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,567 We don't have to keep recording. 452 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:48,671 We don't have to do anything. 453 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:51,743 Just tell me what I can do. 454 00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:54,850 - Let's try to make the most of this. 455 00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:55,713 - Yeah. 456 00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:02,616 [Abe gulps] 457 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:10,176 When my grandfather fell and broke his hip, 458 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:11,108 it was not good. 459 00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:12,902 He died like six weeks later. 460 00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:13,869 It was bad. 461 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:17,977 I'm sorry, no I didn't mean it like that. 462 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,668 I just wanted to- 463 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:20,772 [Abe sighs] 464 00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:23,016 That's what happened. 465 00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:24,673 I think everything could be different with Grams. 466 00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:26,709 - Why would you say that? [Jen sobbing] 467 00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,228 - No, no, I didn't mean it like that. 468 00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:29,919 I didn't mean it like that. [Jen sobbing] 469 00:16:29,954 --> 00:16:31,162 I just-- 470 00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:33,268 Grams is gonna be fine, Grams is gonna be fine. 471 00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:34,994 I promise Grams is gonna be fine. 472 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,133 I mean, I can't promise that, 473 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,169 but I really hope Grams is gonna be fine. 474 00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:39,826 - You're not helping. 475 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,862 We're gonna have the best content. 476 00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:43,864 It's gonna be so good, 477 00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:45,211 it's gonna be so good. 478 00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:46,488 Me and Peter, 479 00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:47,799 we're gonna start a production company. 480 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:48,731 - Cheers to that. 481 00:16:48,766 --> 00:16:49,974 - Cheers. 482 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,494 - [Peter] You guys look beautiful. 483 00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:53,426 - Thank you. 484 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,737 - You're beautiful, my friend. 485 00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:55,600 Oh. 486 00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:58,086 - This place fucking sucks. 487 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,088 - I know, all these people around here. 488 00:17:00,122 --> 00:17:01,641 - Just a bunch of douchers. 489 00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:02,469 - Yeah. 490 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:04,333 - Fucking idiots. 491 00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:05,196 - Idiots. 492 00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:09,269 [Abe and Jen kissing] 493 00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:11,616 Chug. - Chug this shit. 494 00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:12,617 - Chug it. - Chug it. 495 00:17:12,652 --> 00:17:13,618 - To Grams. 496 00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:15,137 - To Grams, to Grams' speedy recovery. 497 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:16,000 [Abe and Jen kissing] 498 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,760 - To Grams, to Grams. 499 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,556 Oh, I love Grams so much. 500 00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:22,696 I hope she's okay. 501 00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:23,904 - Grams is gonna be fine. 502 00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:26,217 Don't worry about Grams, she's gonna be-- 503 00:17:26,252 --> 00:17:27,667 She's a trooper. 504 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,979 Everything you told me about Grams is just amazing. 505 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:31,291 - Let's go. 506 00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:32,741 Let's get the fuck outta here. 507 00:17:32,775 --> 00:17:33,880 - Grams is amazing, 508 00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:34,881 she's gonna be so good. - Let's go babe. 509 00:17:34,915 --> 00:17:35,709 - Come on here. 510 00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:36,848 Let me help you up. 511 00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:37,987 - Let's go. - Come on, let's go. 512 00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:38,885 - Peter, good night. - Ah, shit. 513 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:39,679 Shit shit shit. - Oh, God. 514 00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:40,473 - Sorry about that. 515 00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:41,232 No, no it's all empty. 516 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,303 - Okay I got it. 517 00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:45,133 Where are you going? 518 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,410 - Let's go this way. 519 00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:48,619 ♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish 520 00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,862 ♪ And I'm buzzed, bombed and blitzed ♪ 521 00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:55,591 ♪ I found love really exists 522 00:17:55,626 --> 00:18:00,631 ♪ I found love when we kissed 523 00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,703 ♪ It must be love or else I'm drunk ♪ 524 00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:05,946 ♪ These foolish, fleeting thoughts I've thunk ♪ 525 00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:10,227 ♪ Must be a dream, those lips I've kissed ♪ 526 00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:13,161 ♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish 527 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:15,266 ♪ And I'm buzzed, bombed and blitzed ♪ 528 00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:19,891 ♪ I've found love really exists ♪ 529 00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:23,757 ♪ I found love when we kissed 530 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,039 [Jen laughs] 531 00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:32,835 - I'm feeling lame for being in the hotel room 532 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:35,666 in Vegas at 10 o'clock at night. 533 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,668 We're old now. 534 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:41,810 Who's that hot woman with that old Jewish complaining man? 535 00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:42,638 What else? 536 00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:44,675 What else is it? 537 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:49,576 - Can you just promise me that whatever happens between us, 538 00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:53,097 I just always want us to be friends. 539 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,308 I can't predict the future, I can't predict... 540 00:18:57,343 --> 00:18:59,034 - What are you talking about? 541 00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,000 Why are you trying-- 542 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:01,692 What are you doing? 543 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:02,520 - I'm not doing anything. 544 00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:03,349 I'm just-- 545 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:04,867 - Wake up. 546 00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:06,766 - Why are you all mad? 547 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,458 - Because you just became my fiance 548 00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:12,875 and you just told me that whatever happens let's be friends. 549 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,844 I don't wanna be your friend, we're gonna get married. 550 00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:19,261 - No I'm just saying like, I don't know what I'm saying. 551 00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:20,504 I'm sorry. 552 00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:22,747 - What are you not being honest about? 553 00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:23,886 You're not telling-- 554 00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:24,818 - We were just chilling. 555 00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:26,958 How did this get all weird? 556 00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:29,823 - You made it fucking weird. 557 00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:31,687 You're gonna tell me tomorrow. 558 00:19:31,722 --> 00:19:35,070 Whatever you're not telling me. 559 00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:38,211 [Jen snoring] 560 00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:39,661 - Do you want me to make you squirt? 561 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:40,524 - Stop. 562 00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,354 Stop. 563 00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:44,390 - I'm sorry. 564 00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:49,878 ♪ With you I could stay far beyond ♪ 565 00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:54,365 ♪ When the dawn greets the day 566 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:59,405 ♪ It won't be just another jump in the hay ♪ 567 00:20:02,477 --> 00:20:04,064 [Peter knocks] 568 00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:05,894 [door squeaks] 569 00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:07,585 - Good morning! 570 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,104 [Jen laughs] 571 00:20:09,138 --> 00:20:12,763 Welcome, you ready for a big exciting day on The Strip? 572 00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:13,591 Abe is back here. 573 00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:14,558 Abe, say hi! 574 00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:19,218 We've got a busy day planned. 575 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,943 I don't wanna say too much about it 576 00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:22,704 because I want it to be exciting. 577 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:24,844 But we're gonna get some photos sent to Grams. 578 00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:26,570 Don't let me forget, okay? 579 00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:27,502 - No, of course not. 580 00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:29,435 - Gotta send Grams some photos. 581 00:20:30,712 --> 00:20:32,990 Yeah, hope you're ready to... 582 00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:37,477 Mmh. 583 00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:40,031 [door slams] 584 00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:40,825 [Jen knocking] 585 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:41,688 Abe. 586 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:44,588 Abe! 587 00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:45,520 [Jen knocking] 588 00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:47,694 - [Abe] It'll just be a second. 589 00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:50,835 - We gotta get going babe. We got a lot to do today. 590 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:51,664 Come on buddy. 591 00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:52,527 [Jen knocks] 592 00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:53,355 - [Abe] I hear you. 593 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:55,184 Just give me a sec. 594 00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:56,289 - What are you doing right now? 595 00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:57,394 We have to get all this done. 596 00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:58,705 You're hiding in the bathroom. 597 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,189 - I'm not hiding. 598 00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,915 I'm finding all this really invasive right now. 599 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,192 - Does this have something to do 600 00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:04,539 with what you said last night? 601 00:21:04,573 --> 00:21:07,127 About us just being friends? - Oh God. 602 00:21:07,162 --> 00:21:10,096 I'm not saying anything about us just being friends. 603 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:12,823 I was kind of fucked up when we had that conversation. 604 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,100 - So we're gonna talk about this. 605 00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:15,308 Hey, we're just gonna be honest. 606 00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:17,137 This is part of the process. 607 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:19,588 Let's just be honest with me here. 608 00:21:19,623 --> 00:21:24,628 - It's about us and I would rather it not be on camera. 609 00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:27,216 - Oh it's gonna be on camera. 610 00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:29,702 [Abe sighs] Come on. 611 00:21:29,736 --> 00:21:31,945 - Can you just let me have a second here? 612 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,326 Can you just? - What are you gonna do? 613 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:34,603 What do you need a second for? 614 00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:35,846 Come on, let's go in the other room. 615 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,123 - I just need to wash my face. 616 00:21:37,157 --> 00:21:37,951 Just give me a second. 617 00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:39,159 - Two minutes. 618 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,645 Let's go in there. 619 00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:46,132 Re-set for some good lighting, okay? 620 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,133 - We're really doing this? 621 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,341 - Yes. 622 00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:49,687 - We gotta get this on camera? 623 00:21:49,722 --> 00:21:50,688 - Yes. 624 00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:52,552 You'll be glad you did later. 625 00:21:52,587 --> 00:21:54,036 - Okay. 626 00:21:54,071 --> 00:21:56,901 - Just be honest with me and tell me what's going on. 627 00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:59,904 - The night when you proposed to me. 628 00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:02,562 - Yeah. 629 00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:06,463 - You know I came back a little bit late from work. 630 00:22:09,017 --> 00:22:10,536 - Abe? - Okay. 631 00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:14,643 - A bunch of us went out to get drinks at the wine bar, 632 00:22:14,678 --> 00:22:16,611 and we got snacks and-- 633 00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:18,164 - Right. 634 00:22:18,198 --> 00:22:20,373 - I got a ride back to the office. 635 00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:22,651 This was around like 5 o'clock. 636 00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:23,894 - Who gave you a ride back? 637 00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:27,138 - This woman I work with, her name is Murni. 638 00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:29,140 We'd had a few drinks. - Murni? 639 00:22:29,175 --> 00:22:30,279 - Murni is her name. 640 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:32,040 She is Indonesian. 641 00:22:32,074 --> 00:22:34,801 It's a common name in Indonesia. 642 00:22:34,836 --> 00:22:39,185 I wasn't expecting this to happen but she kissed me. 643 00:22:40,428 --> 00:22:43,500 And I let it go on for a few seconds. 644 00:22:43,534 --> 00:22:44,397 - A few seconds? 645 00:22:44,432 --> 00:22:45,329 - Yeah. 646 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,504 - So you kissed her back? 647 00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,885 - You could say that, I did. 648 00:22:51,335 --> 00:22:52,923 - How many seconds? 649 00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:55,857 How many seconds? 650 00:22:55,891 --> 00:22:57,376 - I wasn't clocking it. 651 00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:58,307 I don't know. 652 00:22:58,342 --> 00:22:59,792 But that's all that happened. 653 00:22:59,826 --> 00:23:02,415 We kissed. She kissed me. - Did you guys have sex? 654 00:23:02,450 --> 00:23:05,004 - We did not have sex. We kissed, that's it. 655 00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:07,178 And it's been-- 656 00:23:08,145 --> 00:23:09,422 - How drunk were you? 657 00:23:09,457 --> 00:23:10,768 You didn't seem drunk when you came home. 658 00:23:10,803 --> 00:23:12,287 - I was buzzed. 659 00:23:12,321 --> 00:23:13,115 I had a few drinks. 660 00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:14,082 I was feeling-- 661 00:23:14,116 --> 00:23:15,532 - You didn't seem drunk at all. 662 00:23:15,566 --> 00:23:17,050 You didn't seem buzzed when you walked in the door. 663 00:23:17,085 --> 00:23:19,190 - Well that was two and a half, three hours later. 664 00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:20,433 I waited. 665 00:23:20,468 --> 00:23:21,883 I had a couple things I had to transcode. 666 00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:24,092 - What did you do in that three hours? 667 00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:25,369 So you-- 668 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,301 - I had footage. 669 00:23:26,335 --> 00:23:27,302 I still had to transcode. 670 00:23:27,336 --> 00:23:28,752 It was my last day, I had to make sure all 671 00:23:28,786 --> 00:23:32,031 of it was taken care of before I headed out. 672 00:23:32,065 --> 00:23:35,310 I wasn't expecting you to propose to me that night. 673 00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:38,451 I've been carrying this on my shoulders. 674 00:23:38,486 --> 00:23:39,590 Like literally I've been carrying this 675 00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:41,178 on my shoulders. - I wanna know more of-- 676 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,317 Was there tongue? 677 00:23:42,351 --> 00:23:43,491 - No, I feel so bad about this. 678 00:23:43,525 --> 00:23:46,286 When I was driving back I was tearing up. 679 00:23:46,321 --> 00:23:47,356 I felt so bad. 680 00:23:47,391 --> 00:23:48,875 - This is so embarrassing. 681 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:51,084 - Yeah it is embarrassing that we have cameras rolling 682 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,535 and you wanted me to tell you this like this. 683 00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:56,642 - Well if you wouldn't have made our with Murni. 684 00:23:56,676 --> 00:23:57,919 Murni! 685 00:23:57,953 --> 00:23:58,954 - I'm so sorry. 686 00:23:58,989 --> 00:24:00,404 I'm really sorry. 687 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,373 - If you feel like I'm a piece of shit 688 00:24:04,408 --> 00:24:05,961 and you just don't wanna go on. 689 00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:07,480 - I what? 690 00:24:07,515 --> 00:24:08,585 - I don't know what I'm saying. 691 00:24:08,619 --> 00:24:09,655 - What did you just say? - I feel so-- 692 00:24:09,689 --> 00:24:11,622 - What did you just say? 693 00:24:11,657 --> 00:24:13,175 - I feel fucking horrible about it. 694 00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:15,488 I've been holding this on to me this entire time and-- 695 00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:17,041 - Just stop, just stop. 696 00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:18,387 - I don't know what you want me to do or say 697 00:24:18,422 --> 00:24:19,872 but you want it on camera so-- - Just shut up. 698 00:24:19,906 --> 00:24:21,149 - There you go. 699 00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:23,703 [Abe sighs] 700 00:24:23,738 --> 00:24:24,566 Fuck. 701 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:32,125 - Okay, so I'm thinking we do the flamingo shirts first 702 00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:35,439 and we can do the Paris stuff afterwards. 703 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,406 So if you just wanna get this on for me. 704 00:24:37,441 --> 00:24:38,580 - Babe I'm so sorry. 705 00:24:38,615 --> 00:24:41,652 No, I just feel like such a fuck up. 706 00:24:41,687 --> 00:24:42,584 I don't-- 707 00:24:42,619 --> 00:24:44,586 - It's fine, let's just-- 708 00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:46,830 - I feel like I ruined the trip. 709 00:24:46,864 --> 00:24:47,865 - Just put on the shirt. - I wanted to sit-- 710 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,280 - Just put on the shirt please. 711 00:24:49,315 --> 00:24:50,627 - In my mind it was just a kiss. 712 00:24:50,661 --> 00:24:52,525 - Stop. - I'd-- 713 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,353 - Okay, all right. 714 00:24:53,388 --> 00:24:54,700 Let's go do this. 715 00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:55,563 - Thank you. 716 00:24:55,597 --> 00:24:56,425 - All right. 717 00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:57,254 - Okay? 718 00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:58,082 - Okay. 719 00:24:58,117 --> 00:24:58,911 - Get excited. 720 00:24:58,945 --> 00:25:00,878 - I'm excited. 721 00:25:00,913 --> 00:25:03,502 [gentle music] 722 00:25:07,367 --> 00:25:10,854 ♪ Some days are hard 723 00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:15,824 ♪ It's other days are harder to forget ♪ 724 00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:21,312 ♪ About the things that you've done ♪ 725 00:25:21,347 --> 00:25:22,762 - I just don't want it to be something-- 726 00:25:22,797 --> 00:25:24,937 - Just stop right now. - I just don't want this-- 727 00:25:24,971 --> 00:25:26,041 - Is this your first time to our habitat? 728 00:25:26,076 --> 00:25:26,697 - Yes. 729 00:25:26,732 --> 00:25:27,871 - Yeah, oh cool. 730 00:25:27,905 --> 00:25:28,699 - Where's home? 731 00:25:28,734 --> 00:25:29,562 where you from? 732 00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:30,390 - L.A. 733 00:25:30,425 --> 00:25:31,460 - L.A. 734 00:25:31,495 --> 00:25:32,116 - I've got a whole bunch 735 00:25:32,151 --> 00:25:33,255 of them in here 736 00:25:33,290 --> 00:25:34,394 so just be careful. - Oh my God. 737 00:25:34,429 --> 00:25:35,188 - Different variations, from different-- 738 00:25:35,223 --> 00:25:35,982 - [Abe and Jen] Whoah! 739 00:25:36,017 --> 00:25:36,914 - That's so sweet. 740 00:25:36,949 --> 00:25:38,260 - It's much darker and lighter. 741 00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:39,399 - That's so sweet of you. - Then some-- 742 00:25:39,434 --> 00:25:40,159 - Thank you! 743 00:25:40,193 --> 00:25:42,471 You're awesome! - Thank you so much. 744 00:25:42,506 --> 00:25:44,508 Babe, flamingo feathers. 745 00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:50,583 I just lost one. - You just lost a feather? 746 00:25:50,618 --> 00:25:52,792 - Yeah, it went back in the-- - Babe, stop! 747 00:25:52,827 --> 00:25:55,208 - We got like 30 of them in there. 748 00:25:55,243 --> 00:25:57,556 - She just went and got these for us. 749 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:58,591 [camera clicks] 750 00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:01,076 [soft music] 751 00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:20,199 - Which is your favorite one? 752 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:21,476 - Do you have a favorite? 753 00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:22,373 - Tika. 754 00:26:22,408 --> 00:26:23,996 - Which one's Tika? 755 00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:26,239 - And Delilah. 756 00:26:26,274 --> 00:26:27,102 - Nice. 757 00:26:31,348 --> 00:26:33,039 I don't wanna drop this bird. 758 00:26:33,074 --> 00:26:35,490 I don't wanna kill this bird. 759 00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:38,217 That one's good. 760 00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:39,149 - That one's really good. 761 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:41,634 Because your face is all stupid. 762 00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:44,085 - We'll take the one where the green bird is kissing her. 763 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:44,913 - [Woman] All right. 764 00:26:44,948 --> 00:26:46,259 [Jen laughing] 765 00:26:46,294 --> 00:26:48,952 [camera clicks] 766 00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:52,887 - This is a good call coming here. 767 00:26:52,921 --> 00:26:56,684 - This was a hotspot for Gram and Gramps. 768 00:26:56,718 --> 00:26:59,410 - These ducks are so cute too. 769 00:26:59,445 --> 00:27:01,481 Look at that one over there, 770 00:27:01,516 --> 00:27:03,794 with the little orange beak. 771 00:27:03,829 --> 00:27:06,348 This wasn't full-on cheating. 772 00:27:06,383 --> 00:27:08,799 This was just a quick thing that happened. 773 00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:10,629 - Okay, it was just a kiss? 774 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,561 You promise it was just a kiss? 775 00:27:12,596 --> 00:27:13,493 - Mmm hmm, yeah. 776 00:27:13,528 --> 00:27:14,598 - Swear. 777 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,048 - I swear it was just a kiss. 778 00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:18,222 - And you promise that you don't have something for her? 779 00:27:18,257 --> 00:27:19,051 - No. 780 00:27:19,085 --> 00:27:20,915 No, no, no, no, no, no. 781 00:27:20,949 --> 00:27:22,537 No no no. 782 00:27:22,571 --> 00:27:23,676 - Tell me that you're sorry, 783 00:27:23,711 --> 00:27:24,712 that it's not gonna happen again, 784 00:27:24,746 --> 00:27:25,574 and we can move on. 785 00:27:25,609 --> 00:27:26,403 It was just a kiss. 786 00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,163 - Babe, I'm so sorry. 787 00:27:28,198 --> 00:27:30,510 Nothing like this is ever gonna happen again. 788 00:27:30,545 --> 00:27:32,858 - Tell me that you don't have a thing for her. 789 00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:34,687 - I don't have a thing for her at all. 790 00:27:34,722 --> 00:27:35,964 Not at all. - Okay. 791 00:27:35,999 --> 00:27:37,379 Okay, good. 792 00:27:37,414 --> 00:27:39,312 - You're the one that I want. 793 00:27:39,347 --> 00:27:42,419 [birds chirping] 794 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:45,353 [lips smacking] 795 00:27:45,387 --> 00:27:49,702 - So my favorite movies are French New Wave 796 00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,808 like Godard and Truffaut. 797 00:27:53,326 --> 00:27:54,293 So we're gonna make. 798 00:27:54,327 --> 00:27:55,674 - Is it on my beard? 799 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,848 - Yeah, it looks really bad. 800 00:27:57,883 --> 00:28:00,609 All right, okay. [Jen laughing] 801 00:28:00,644 --> 00:28:02,232 How long is this gonna take? 802 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,716 - I don't know, I still gotta put on the eyes 803 00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:04,717 and the lipstick. 804 00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:06,270 - Lipstick? 805 00:28:06,305 --> 00:28:07,755 - Oh yeah, lipstick. 806 00:28:07,789 --> 00:28:08,721 Oops! 807 00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:09,653 - Lovely, ugh. - Oh God. 808 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:10,861 Don't eat it, don't eat it. 809 00:28:10,896 --> 00:28:13,139 - We are gonna be in public, like this. 810 00:28:13,174 --> 00:28:16,280 Wow. [Jen laughing] 811 00:28:16,315 --> 00:28:18,351 I would be the worst drag queen. 812 00:28:18,386 --> 00:28:20,491 - Let me see your teeth. 813 00:28:20,526 --> 00:28:21,803 [Abe growls] 814 00:28:21,838 --> 00:28:23,184 You'd be a great drag queen. 815 00:28:23,218 --> 00:28:24,979 What are you talking about? 816 00:28:25,013 --> 00:28:26,843 You're doing a great job. 817 00:28:26,877 --> 00:28:28,603 - Oh, thank you. 818 00:28:28,637 --> 00:28:31,330 - He's all mime. - Mime. 819 00:28:31,364 --> 00:28:34,091 [Peter laughing] 820 00:28:35,852 --> 00:28:37,301 Nice, nice move. 821 00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:39,027 - Thank you. 822 00:28:39,062 --> 00:28:41,616 - All right, now we're wearing makeup. 823 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:43,273 - We're out in public doing it. 824 00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:44,101 - We're out in public. 825 00:28:44,136 --> 00:28:45,378 We're doing it. 826 00:28:45,413 --> 00:28:46,586 [Abe and Jen laughing] 827 00:28:46,621 --> 00:28:49,935 Shit got weird. 828 00:28:49,969 --> 00:28:52,385 [rock music] 829 00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:07,780 [camera clicks] 830 00:29:07,815 --> 00:29:10,507 [camera clicks] 831 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:12,923 ♪ Rev it up all night 832 00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:15,926 ♪ Staring out my little window 833 00:29:15,961 --> 00:29:18,515 [camera clicks] 834 00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:20,759 ♪ Running on synthetic 835 00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:25,694 ♪ I've been talking to my shadow ♪ 836 00:29:25,729 --> 00:29:29,802 ♪ Get down 837 00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:32,253 ♪ Hallelujah 838 00:29:35,601 --> 00:29:37,603 - Well, one of us looks pretty good. 839 00:29:37,637 --> 00:29:39,536 - [Abe] I look like I shouldn't be around kids. 840 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:40,364 [Jen laughs] 841 00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:41,227 - You do. 842 00:29:42,228 --> 00:29:44,679 [jazz music] 843 00:30:06,252 --> 00:30:07,978 There's no drinking on the boat. 844 00:30:08,013 --> 00:30:08,979 - No drinking 845 00:30:09,014 --> 00:30:11,430 on the gondola. - We gotta chug. 846 00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:15,744 [Jen and Abe humming] 847 00:30:17,643 --> 00:30:18,747 Shut up. 848 00:30:18,782 --> 00:30:19,576 - Assholes on a boat. - He's wasted. 849 00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:20,819 - Assholes on a boat. 850 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:21,992 - White girl wasted. 851 00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:25,030 [Gondolier singing] 852 00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:34,108 - Oh. 853 00:30:34,142 --> 00:30:36,110 - Your dad messaged you. 854 00:30:36,144 --> 00:30:37,801 - I see that, thank you. 855 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,562 - You told him about Grams, right? 856 00:30:42,185 --> 00:30:44,221 - Don't bring this up right now. 857 00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:46,568 - No I just, I don't know. 858 00:30:46,603 --> 00:30:47,742 - He already knows. 859 00:30:47,776 --> 00:30:49,261 - I don't wanna leave your dad hanging 860 00:30:49,295 --> 00:30:51,090 if he's trying to reach you. - Stop. 861 00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,574 Stop it. - Okay, okay. 862 00:30:52,609 --> 00:30:54,991 [jazz music] 863 00:31:05,242 --> 00:31:06,726 - [Peter] What's up with Jen? 864 00:31:06,761 --> 00:31:08,211 - I don't know. 865 00:31:08,245 --> 00:31:10,765 Her dad was really bothering her on the gondola ride. 866 00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:12,905 Texted her like four times. 867 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:14,907 She and her Grams are so close 868 00:31:14,942 --> 00:31:17,979 and now Grams is not in a good place. 869 00:31:19,015 --> 00:31:19,843 - No. 870 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:20,913 - [Abe] Shit. 871 00:31:22,225 --> 00:31:23,364 - You're making things really, 872 00:31:23,398 --> 00:31:25,193 really petty. - You want something from in there? 873 00:31:25,228 --> 00:31:26,125 Maybe some ice cream or something. 874 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,092 - [Peter] Do they have sorbet? 875 00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:29,508 - [Abe] They do. [Jen mumbling] 876 00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:30,336 [head thuds] 877 00:31:30,371 --> 00:31:33,477 [Jen crying] 878 00:31:33,512 --> 00:31:34,996 - What's going on? 879 00:31:37,274 --> 00:31:38,724 - She's bleeding profusely - Oh no, oh my God. 880 00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:41,037 and she's in a coma. 881 00:31:41,071 --> 00:31:44,040 [sad music] 882 00:31:44,074 --> 00:31:49,079 ♪ Some days I feel we've got it ♪ 883 00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:56,328 ♪ Yet other days I feel you're not it ♪ 884 00:31:58,261 --> 00:32:01,574 ♪ Yet some days are worse 885 00:32:01,609 --> 00:32:06,579 ♪ Some days are better than others ♪ 886 00:32:08,616 --> 00:32:13,586 ♪ Some days I feel we've got it ♪ 887 00:32:15,623 --> 00:32:19,730 ♪ Some days I fear you're not it ♪ 888 00:32:20,835 --> 00:32:21,663 - Mmm. 889 00:32:23,389 --> 00:32:24,287 - Not bad. 890 00:32:24,321 --> 00:32:25,115 - It's really good. 891 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,289 - Yeah. 892 00:32:26,323 --> 00:32:27,117 My hands. 893 00:32:27,152 --> 00:32:28,049 - It's chilly outside. 894 00:32:28,084 --> 00:32:30,120 It's a lot better in here. 895 00:32:30,155 --> 00:32:31,880 - I mean, if you call this better. 896 00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:32,812 - Question. 897 00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:33,744 - What? 898 00:32:33,779 --> 00:32:36,782 - What is a conditional will? 899 00:32:36,816 --> 00:32:39,060 I'm not familiar with that term. 900 00:32:39,095 --> 00:32:40,441 - Conditional will? 901 00:32:40,475 --> 00:32:41,856 - Yeah, what is a conditional will? 902 00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:43,962 - Where are you getting that from? 903 00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:46,481 - I saw your dad texted you, he's been trying to reach you, 904 00:32:46,516 --> 00:32:48,518 and the last text that came through, 905 00:32:48,552 --> 00:32:51,038 said he wanted to talk about a conditional will ASAP. 906 00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:53,385 - Why are you looking at my phone? 907 00:32:53,419 --> 00:32:54,627 - It was right there. 908 00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:55,283 It was on the bed. - Like a creep. 909 00:32:55,318 --> 00:32:55,974 - I saw it. 910 00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:57,078 Like a creep? 911 00:32:57,113 --> 00:32:58,459 Baby. 912 00:32:58,493 --> 00:33:00,150 - Why are you looking at my phone? 913 00:33:00,185 --> 00:33:02,601 Also, let me handle my stuff myself please. 914 00:33:02,635 --> 00:33:04,085 I'll call my dad, I'll deal with it. 915 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,604 - Why are you being all secretive? 916 00:33:05,638 --> 00:33:06,639 I'm just curious. 917 00:33:06,674 --> 00:33:08,400 - It feels a little weird that you would be obsessing 918 00:33:08,434 --> 00:33:09,953 over a will that has to do with me 919 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,231 and money and my family's situation 920 00:33:12,266 --> 00:33:13,336 when my Grams is about to die. 921 00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:15,407 - Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. 922 00:33:15,441 --> 00:33:18,030 - This is stuff I need to talk to my family about. 923 00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:19,376 - No, no, no. 924 00:33:19,411 --> 00:33:20,860 I'm trying to be open and authentic and honest. 925 00:33:20,895 --> 00:33:22,483 This is not a contentious thing at all. 926 00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:24,278 I wanna know what's going on in your life 927 00:33:24,312 --> 00:33:26,004 and you're shutting me out. 928 00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:27,453 That's how it feels. 929 00:33:27,488 --> 00:33:30,042 You want me to open up entirely and you're shutting me out. 930 00:33:30,077 --> 00:33:30,870 It feels shitty. 931 00:33:30,905 --> 00:33:32,217 It feels really shitty. 932 00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:35,047 Can you just tell me what's going on, please? 933 00:33:35,082 --> 00:33:37,739 - Fine, you promise not to freak out? 934 00:33:37,774 --> 00:33:38,878 - Should I? 935 00:33:38,913 --> 00:33:40,604 - I don't know. - Why would I freak out? 936 00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:41,743 - We'll see what you do. 937 00:33:41,778 --> 00:33:43,159 - Why would I freak out? - I don't know. 938 00:33:43,193 --> 00:33:44,401 It's a little bit of a weird situation. 939 00:33:44,436 --> 00:33:45,816 Do you wanna hear it? 940 00:33:45,851 --> 00:33:48,750 All right, let's do it, on camera, let's go. 941 00:33:48,785 --> 00:33:49,579 Set up for another shot. 942 00:33:49,613 --> 00:33:51,270 It's shitty in here. 943 00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:54,584 - Peter, are you getting the beach club? 944 00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:56,344 [bird chirping] 945 00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:57,483 I love it. 946 00:33:57,518 --> 00:33:58,657 - Go ahead. 947 00:33:58,691 --> 00:34:01,384 It's okay, come on up. - It's all good. 948 00:34:01,418 --> 00:34:03,524 - It's all right. 949 00:34:03,558 --> 00:34:05,905 We're just having a revelatory moment here. 950 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:08,529 [Chuckles] 951 00:34:12,602 --> 00:34:16,330 - Okay, so, my Grams and I had a special bond. 952 00:34:19,747 --> 00:34:21,162 We had a lot in common. 953 00:34:21,197 --> 00:34:24,062 She and I are way closer than she was to my cousins. 954 00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:26,409 She knew I was a wild child. 955 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:30,033 She had kind of the same experience with depression 956 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,241 and not getting married till later 957 00:34:31,276 --> 00:34:34,417 and she wanted to be married by age 30. 958 00:34:34,451 --> 00:34:37,420 And so she basically said that I would get some extra money 959 00:34:37,454 --> 00:34:39,387 if I was married by 30. 960 00:34:40,561 --> 00:34:41,734 - Some extra money. 961 00:34:41,769 --> 00:34:43,011 So how much money are you talking about? 962 00:34:43,046 --> 00:34:44,806 - That's the conditional will. 963 00:34:44,841 --> 00:34:46,256 - Okay. 964 00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:48,431 So you get more money than the rest of you family 965 00:34:48,465 --> 00:34:50,191 if you get married by 30? 966 00:34:50,226 --> 00:34:55,162 - Yes, but she has to die before the money happens 967 00:34:55,196 --> 00:34:58,337 which is why I'm getting all these phone calls 968 00:34:58,372 --> 00:35:00,132 from my dad. 969 00:35:00,167 --> 00:35:03,411 - So you're incentivized to get married by 30? 970 00:35:03,446 --> 00:35:04,826 - But that has nothing to do 971 00:35:04,861 --> 00:35:06,621 with why I asked you to marry me. 972 00:35:06,656 --> 00:35:08,830 I want to marry you. 973 00:35:08,865 --> 00:35:10,453 I wanna be with you. 974 00:35:10,487 --> 00:35:12,282 - Why are you even saying that? 975 00:35:12,317 --> 00:35:13,904 That's a weird thing to say. 976 00:35:13,939 --> 00:35:15,389 I mean, I didn't doubt that. 977 00:35:15,423 --> 00:35:18,150 I wanna know about the conditions of the will. 978 00:35:18,185 --> 00:35:20,463 - I just told you. 979 00:35:20,497 --> 00:35:22,603 - How much money is this? 980 00:35:24,294 --> 00:35:25,640 - Well, I'm not gonna say that on camera. 981 00:35:25,675 --> 00:35:27,021 - Why not? - That's like insane. 982 00:35:27,055 --> 00:35:28,367 - We're being authentic, we're being raw, 983 00:35:28,402 --> 00:35:29,299 we're being honest. 984 00:35:29,334 --> 00:35:31,439 Why don't you say what it is? 985 00:35:31,474 --> 00:35:32,337 - They're just people. 986 00:35:32,371 --> 00:35:33,441 People are going by. 987 00:35:33,476 --> 00:35:34,511 We're in a public space. - Yeah, I don't care. 988 00:35:34,546 --> 00:35:35,788 - People are gonna walk by. 989 00:35:35,823 --> 00:35:38,481 How much are you set to inherit? 990 00:35:39,827 --> 00:35:40,724 I'm just curious. 991 00:35:40,759 --> 00:35:42,312 Is this something that's-- 992 00:35:42,347 --> 00:35:46,868 - I'll talk to you about it when we're not on camera. 993 00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:48,422 - You're acting really strange. 994 00:35:48,456 --> 00:35:49,940 - No, I'm not. 995 00:35:49,975 --> 00:35:53,841 I'm not gonna tell people what my blood type is on camera. 996 00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:55,636 - How much money is it? - Or what's in my account. 997 00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:57,914 - Why don't you just tell me how much money it is. - No! 998 00:35:57,948 --> 00:35:59,847 I'll tell you when we're on our own. 999 00:35:59,881 --> 00:36:01,124 Why are you obsessing? 1000 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,574 Now it sounds like you want my money. 1001 00:36:02,608 --> 00:36:04,265 Now that's what it sounds like. 1002 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,198 - I feel a lot of tension in my neck. 1003 00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:07,717 I'm gonna go stretch out. 1004 00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:12,204 You and the cameraman can have fun making your reality show. 1005 00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,067 - Yeah, we will. 1006 00:36:13,101 --> 00:36:13,895 - [Abe] Bye dude. 1007 00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:14,931 - It's gonna be a hit! 1008 00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:16,622 - [Abe] Weird! 1009 00:36:16,657 --> 00:36:19,004 - Don't, what are you doing? 1010 00:36:22,939 --> 00:36:25,666 [birds chirping] 1011 00:36:33,087 --> 00:36:34,261 [upbeat music] 1012 00:36:34,295 --> 00:36:35,848 Fucking key. 1013 00:36:35,883 --> 00:36:38,817 [door clicks] 1014 00:36:38,851 --> 00:36:40,405 What are you doing? 1015 00:36:40,439 --> 00:36:42,234 - Just doing stretches. 1016 00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:43,408 - Why'd you leave me down there? 1017 00:36:43,442 --> 00:36:44,271 [door bangs] 1018 00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:45,617 - Because my back and neck are bothering me 1019 00:36:45,651 --> 00:36:48,275 and there's nothing else to say. 1020 00:36:50,173 --> 00:36:52,934 - I think there are other things to say. 1021 00:36:52,969 --> 00:36:54,004 You're being a jerk. 1022 00:36:54,039 --> 00:36:55,454 - How am I being a jerk? 1023 00:36:55,489 --> 00:36:57,663 You're not being honest with me. 1024 00:36:57,698 --> 00:36:59,734 You want me to be totally honest and raw with you 1025 00:36:59,769 --> 00:37:01,219 and you're being hypocritical. 1026 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,737 It's not cool. 1027 00:37:02,772 --> 00:37:03,842 - How am I not being honest? 1028 00:37:03,876 --> 00:37:05,706 I just told you everything. 1029 00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:07,915 - How much money are you set to inherit? 1030 00:37:07,949 --> 00:37:09,951 - Oh my God, the amount of money. 1031 00:37:09,986 --> 00:37:13,127 There's a reason why people don't talk about numbers 1032 00:37:13,161 --> 00:37:15,474 of how much money they have on camera. 1033 00:37:15,509 --> 00:37:17,545 Hello, everyone that wins the lottery, 1034 00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:19,375 they fucking die. 1035 00:37:19,409 --> 00:37:20,617 People murder them. 1036 00:37:20,652 --> 00:37:22,447 - You want me to act really authentic, 1037 00:37:22,481 --> 00:37:24,172 you want me to act very honest, 1038 00:37:24,207 --> 00:37:26,278 and then I'm asking you to be clear with me 1039 00:37:26,313 --> 00:37:27,624 and you're not being. 1040 00:37:27,659 --> 00:37:29,281 - Well, fine. We'll just cut this part out. 1041 00:37:29,316 --> 00:37:30,455 It's three million. 1042 00:37:30,489 --> 00:37:32,319 - You're gonna inherit $3,000,000? 1043 00:37:32,353 --> 00:37:33,561 - Yeah. 1044 00:37:33,596 --> 00:37:35,391 - If you get married by 30 when Grams dies. 1045 00:37:35,425 --> 00:37:37,910 - If Grams dies, yeah. 1046 00:37:37,945 --> 00:37:39,291 - It's not that much money. 1047 00:37:39,326 --> 00:37:40,982 - $3,000,000 is a lot of money! 1048 00:37:41,017 --> 00:37:42,501 - No, it's not. 1049 00:37:42,536 --> 00:37:45,193 - That's like 30 years of a person with a good salary. 1050 00:37:45,228 --> 00:37:46,402 How's that not, 1051 00:37:46,436 --> 00:37:48,196 in what world is that not a lot of money? 1052 00:37:48,231 --> 00:37:49,957 - That's like enough to buy a house in our neighborhood 1053 00:37:49,991 --> 00:37:52,131 and go on some cruises. 1054 00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:53,857 - What are you talking about?! 1055 00:37:53,892 --> 00:37:56,239 - It sounds like you care about money a lot right now. 1056 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,103 - I care about you being honest with me. 1057 00:37:58,137 --> 00:38:01,486 You're gonna inherit $3,000,000? 1058 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,074 When were you gonna tell me this? 1059 00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:05,904 - I don't know. 1060 00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:08,113 I didn't wanna think about Grams dying, that's for sure. 1061 00:38:08,147 --> 00:38:09,217 I don't know. 1062 00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:11,634 - How am I supposed to feel about this? 1063 00:38:11,668 --> 00:38:13,498 It's got me feeling like-- 1064 00:38:13,532 --> 00:38:17,191 - That's not why I asked you to marry me, okay? 1065 00:38:17,225 --> 00:38:19,331 - Well, it feels like it's awfully convenient 1066 00:38:19,366 --> 00:38:21,091 that you want me to marry you now. 1067 00:38:21,126 --> 00:38:22,438 I don't know. 1068 00:38:22,472 --> 00:38:23,404 - No, babe. 1069 00:38:25,406 --> 00:38:28,236 You know I'm a boss bitch, okay? 1070 00:38:28,271 --> 00:38:29,203 - What are you talking about? 1071 00:38:29,237 --> 00:38:30,653 - I go after what I want. 1072 00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:32,102 I asked you to marry me because I want you to be my husband. 1073 00:38:32,137 --> 00:38:33,759 Are you just playing to the camera right now? 1074 00:38:33,794 --> 00:38:35,692 - Can you just be honest with me? 1075 00:38:35,727 --> 00:38:37,038 Are you playing a character "Jen" 1076 00:38:37,073 --> 00:38:40,594 or are you actually Jen right now? 1077 00:38:40,628 --> 00:38:41,629 - Excuse me. 1078 00:38:42,872 --> 00:38:44,805 I asked you to-- - Do you even wanna marry me? 1079 00:38:44,839 --> 00:38:46,634 Do you actually wanna marry me, 1080 00:38:46,669 --> 00:38:48,049 or do you wanna get money? 1081 00:38:48,084 --> 00:38:49,361 - I did! 1082 00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:50,811 I don't know. 1083 00:38:50,845 --> 00:38:52,088 I'm not really sure. 1084 00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:54,504 This from the guy who fucking cheated on me! 1085 00:38:54,539 --> 00:38:55,402 - I didn't cheat on you! 1086 00:38:55,436 --> 00:38:56,955 Someone kissed me. 1087 00:38:58,163 --> 00:38:59,785 - And you weren't honest about that. 1088 00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,856 - I've been totally honest with you about all of that. 1089 00:39:01,891 --> 00:39:03,202 - You've been 100% honest with me? 1090 00:39:03,237 --> 00:39:04,411 I don't know if I buy that. 1091 00:39:04,445 --> 00:39:05,722 I bet there's something else going on. 1092 00:39:05,757 --> 00:39:06,999 - You know what, my back and neck-- 1093 00:39:07,034 --> 00:39:07,931 - I'd like to know more about this Murni person. 1094 00:39:07,966 --> 00:39:09,416 - I'm going to get some ice. 1095 00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:10,969 I'm gonna get some ice. - Oh, where are you going? 1096 00:39:11,003 --> 00:39:12,453 You're gonna go get some ice? You're gonna walk away again? 1097 00:39:12,488 --> 00:39:14,386 Because that's what you do, you just walk away, when-- 1098 00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:15,698 - Actually, I forgot the ice bucket. 1099 00:39:15,732 --> 00:39:17,907 Let me get the ice bucket. 1100 00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:21,497 Yeah, I'm walking away because I don't wanna deal with this right now. 1101 00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:22,394 - Because you're the honest guy! 1102 00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:23,326 The honest guy. 1103 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,603 The honest guy. - Yeah, I am the honest guy. 1104 00:39:24,638 --> 00:39:25,363 - He walks away! 1105 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:26,502 Anytime he's uncomfortable! 1106 00:39:26,536 --> 00:39:28,469 - Oh my God, grow up! - Honest guy! 1107 00:39:28,504 --> 00:39:30,022 So totally honest! 1108 00:39:31,058 --> 00:39:33,474 [door bangs] 1109 00:39:37,582 --> 00:39:39,169 I want you to show me her Instagram. 1110 00:39:39,204 --> 00:39:40,412 - Oh, come on. 1111 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:42,414 - I wanna see what she looks like. 1112 00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:43,657 Here. 1113 00:39:43,691 --> 00:39:46,936 - This woman right here, in the center. 1114 00:39:48,593 --> 00:39:49,870 - What?! 1115 00:39:49,904 --> 00:39:51,181 Okay, well I'm a feminist, 1116 00:39:51,216 --> 00:39:53,045 so I'm not gonna say anything negative about how she looks. 1117 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:53,874 What it-- 1118 00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:55,220 Oh my God! 1119 00:39:55,254 --> 00:39:57,084 She's in Las Vegas right now? 1120 00:39:57,118 --> 00:39:58,396 - She plays poker professionally. 1121 00:39:58,430 --> 00:39:59,638 - No no no no no! 1122 00:39:59,673 --> 00:40:01,053 - She comes out here like every other weekend. 1123 00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:03,055 - First of all, what? - Oh, come on. 1124 00:40:03,090 --> 00:40:04,263 - What does it matter? 1125 00:40:04,298 --> 00:40:05,748 - Ew, she does all the follow for follow, 1126 00:40:05,782 --> 00:40:07,128 tags for likes. 1127 00:40:07,163 --> 00:40:08,302 Hashtag sexy. 1128 00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:10,062 Hashtag girl. 1129 00:40:10,097 --> 00:40:11,995 Ew, Abe. - Okay, come on. 1130 00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:16,483 Okay, we don't have much longer. 1131 00:40:16,517 --> 00:40:17,967 Let's just go out, 1132 00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:20,279 and let's get dressed and get some more content 1133 00:40:20,314 --> 00:40:21,591 for our video. 1134 00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:23,559 I don't wanna deal with this anymore. - I don't wanna go out. 1135 00:40:23,593 --> 00:40:24,249 - This is ridiculous. 1136 00:40:24,283 --> 00:40:25,043 [beeping] 1137 00:40:25,077 --> 00:40:25,975 This is so ridiculous. 1138 00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:26,907 - Yeah, it is ridiculous. 1139 00:40:26,941 --> 00:40:28,426 I don't wanna go out tonight. You can go out. 1140 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,357 Do your thing. 1141 00:40:29,392 --> 00:40:30,842 I don't wanna go out tonight. 1142 00:40:30,876 --> 00:40:34,466 - Well, maybe you should go meet up with Ernie, or Murni. 1143 00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:35,709 Marnie. 1144 00:40:35,743 --> 00:40:37,124 - I'm not trying to meet up with anyone. 1145 00:40:37,158 --> 00:40:38,919 I just don't feel like doing this right now. 1146 00:40:38,953 --> 00:40:39,782 This is absurd. 1147 00:40:39,816 --> 00:40:41,473 - Yeah, go find her. 1148 00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:45,788 Ooh, she's at Planet Hollywood like a loser. 1149 00:40:45,822 --> 00:40:46,927 Have fun. 1150 00:40:46,961 --> 00:40:48,618 - Okay, real mature. 1151 00:40:49,826 --> 00:40:53,761 ♪ It must be love 1152 00:40:53,796 --> 00:40:56,764 ♪ Or else I'm drunk 1153 00:40:56,799 --> 00:41:01,769 ♪ These foolish, fleeting thoughts I've thunk ♪ 1154 00:41:02,977 --> 00:41:05,532 - Hey guys, here we are on The Strip. 1155 00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:06,981 We're headed to The Cosmo. 1156 00:41:07,016 --> 00:41:08,880 Let's check out what we've got. 1157 00:41:08,914 --> 00:41:12,159 ♪ I can't believe how much loving ♪ 1158 00:41:12,193 --> 00:41:15,783 - I'm out here by myself because my fiance ditched me. 1159 00:41:15,818 --> 00:41:18,510 ♪ It must be love or else 1160 00:41:18,545 --> 00:41:20,823 - Planet Hollywood is to the left. It sounds like a dump to me. 1161 00:41:20,857 --> 00:41:23,964 I'm gonna be honest with you. 1162 00:41:23,998 --> 00:41:25,413 Big fan of Vegas. 1163 00:41:27,139 --> 00:41:29,521 ♪ With you I can stay far beyond ♪ 1164 00:41:29,556 --> 00:41:31,454 - Full of really nice people, you know? 1165 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,628 ♪ Meets the day 1166 00:41:32,662 --> 00:41:34,802 [Jen exhales] 1167 00:41:34,837 --> 00:41:39,704 ♪ It won't be just another jump in the hay ♪ 1168 00:41:39,738 --> 00:41:40,705 - Yeah, I love Vegas. 1169 00:41:40,739 --> 00:41:42,776 It's really good. 1170 00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:43,708 It's great. 1171 00:41:49,852 --> 00:41:52,648 Pretty epic bridge that we're on, guys. 1172 00:41:52,682 --> 00:41:53,959 It's pretty amazing. 1173 00:41:53,994 --> 00:41:55,547 There's Hell's Kitchen. 1174 00:41:55,582 --> 00:41:57,445 Huge Gordon Ramsey fan. 1175 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,275 - [Man] Hey Jen. - Would bang. 1176 00:41:59,309 --> 00:42:01,208 - Hey, what's going on? 1177 00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:03,555 - Oh my, Hunter! 1178 00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:05,453 [Jen laughs] 1179 00:42:05,488 --> 00:42:06,454 - Hey, how are you doing? 1180 00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:07,904 - Hi! 1181 00:42:07,939 --> 00:42:08,733 - What is this? 1182 00:42:08,767 --> 00:42:09,803 - It's been a long time. 1183 00:42:09,837 --> 00:42:11,045 - Yeah, yeah. 1184 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,599 - Yeah, I'm recording- 1185 00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:14,566 It's for my engagement thing. 1186 00:42:14,601 --> 00:42:16,706 It's like an engagement video. 1187 00:42:16,741 --> 00:42:17,845 - An engagement video? 1188 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,778 Yeah. - Awesome. 1189 00:42:19,813 --> 00:42:21,124 - How are you? 1190 00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:22,816 - Me, I'm great. 1191 00:42:22,850 --> 00:42:26,060 I'm running this club, inside the ARIA. 1192 00:42:26,095 --> 00:42:26,992 - Really? 1193 00:42:27,027 --> 00:42:28,235 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1194 00:42:28,269 --> 00:42:29,443 - I didn't realize you lived here. 1195 00:42:29,477 --> 00:42:30,617 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1196 00:42:30,651 --> 00:42:31,963 Kind of been doing the investment thing, 1197 00:42:31,997 --> 00:42:33,654 kind of been doing that a lot. - You look great. 1198 00:42:33,689 --> 00:42:35,760 - Thank you, thank you. 1199 00:42:35,794 --> 00:42:38,279 When was the last time I saw you? 1200 00:42:38,314 --> 00:42:40,972 - It's been, it was Burning Man. 1201 00:42:41,904 --> 00:42:42,698 - Yeah. 1202 00:42:42,732 --> 00:42:44,113 [Jen laughing] 1203 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:45,597 Where's your fiance? 1204 00:42:45,632 --> 00:42:46,425 You guys are out? 1205 00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:47,288 - Oh yeah. 1206 00:42:48,427 --> 00:42:50,395 I guess he didn't feel like coming out. 1207 00:42:50,429 --> 00:42:51,776 He isn't feeling well. 1208 00:42:51,810 --> 00:42:53,087 - In Vegas? 1209 00:42:53,122 --> 00:42:55,676 Friday night? I'm gonna do a little show, 1210 00:42:55,711 --> 00:42:56,539 for myself. 1211 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,367 - By yourself? 1212 00:42:57,402 --> 00:42:58,817 - Yeah. 1213 00:42:58,852 --> 00:43:01,199 - I'm kinda just chillin', waiting for the club to open. 1214 00:43:01,233 --> 00:43:03,408 We could do something. 1215 00:43:03,442 --> 00:43:06,238 - Show me around, you know it here. 1216 00:43:06,273 --> 00:43:07,895 - You wanna do Vegas? You know I know this place. 1217 00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:09,379 - I used to when I was a kid. 1218 00:43:09,414 --> 00:43:11,036 I don't know what's going on, show me. 1219 00:43:11,071 --> 00:43:13,349 - Let's do it. - Okay. 1220 00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:14,592 - This way. 1221 00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:15,903 - Cool. You don't mind being filmed, right? 1222 00:43:15,938 --> 00:43:16,663 - Yeah. 1223 00:43:16,697 --> 00:43:19,079 Uh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. 1224 00:43:19,113 --> 00:43:21,564 [rock music] 1225 00:43:26,362 --> 00:43:30,055 ♪ I found your leaves had fallen ♪ 1226 00:43:30,090 --> 00:43:34,404 ♪ I found your wings are covered ♪ 1227 00:43:34,439 --> 00:43:38,443 ♪ By the sound of starting over ♪ 1228 00:43:39,444 --> 00:43:41,480 - How long have you been here? 1229 00:43:41,515 --> 00:43:43,551 This is such a crazy place to live. 1230 00:43:43,586 --> 00:43:45,312 - I know, it's a little nuts. 1231 00:43:45,346 --> 00:43:46,693 I'm going through a bit 1232 00:43:46,727 --> 00:43:48,902 of a mid-life renaissance? 1233 00:43:51,836 --> 00:43:53,009 - Renaissance? 1234 00:43:53,044 --> 00:43:54,804 - I worked in finance for a little while 1235 00:43:54,839 --> 00:43:57,462 and I just kinda went off the other end. 1236 00:43:57,496 --> 00:43:58,877 - Busted out? 1237 00:43:58,912 --> 00:44:01,086 - That's when you met me five years ago at Burning Man 1238 00:44:01,121 --> 00:44:02,985 and I was sort of at the other end of it. 1239 00:44:03,019 --> 00:44:05,608 - You were just coming out of finance? 1240 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:09,301 - Well, I had been on a bit of a sojourn, if you will. 1241 00:44:09,336 --> 00:44:13,512 I got some buddies who run this club, help them out. 1242 00:44:13,547 --> 00:44:17,447 I made a little bit of money off cryptocurrency. 1243 00:44:18,621 --> 00:44:20,036 - Super nerd. 1244 00:44:20,071 --> 00:44:23,591 - Yeah, super nerdy. - Good for you. 1245 00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:25,386 - And just sort of living the dream. I don't know. 1246 00:44:25,421 --> 00:44:26,594 - Cool. 1247 00:44:26,629 --> 00:44:27,595 - Yeah. 1248 00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:29,080 - Do you ever sleep? 1249 00:44:29,114 --> 00:44:32,117 - I sleep all the time between 8 a.m. and 2 p.m. 1250 00:44:32,152 --> 00:44:33,153 [Jen laughing] 1251 00:44:33,187 --> 00:44:34,533 - That's insane. 1252 00:44:36,052 --> 00:44:37,053 - All right. 1253 00:44:38,399 --> 00:44:41,609 Have you ever seen the fountain show at the Bellagio? 1254 00:44:41,644 --> 00:44:43,025 - It's like my favorite thing. 1255 00:44:43,059 --> 00:44:43,888 - No way. 1256 00:44:45,027 --> 00:44:46,718 - We can take these outside, right? - Oh yeah. 1257 00:44:46,753 --> 00:44:49,134 [soft music] 1258 00:44:50,826 --> 00:44:53,345 ♪ I found you 1259 00:45:15,678 --> 00:45:17,093 - Do you have any coins? 1260 00:45:17,128 --> 00:45:17,922 - What? 1261 00:45:17,956 --> 00:45:19,475 - So I can throw a coin. 1262 00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:20,303 - Coin? 1263 00:45:20,338 --> 00:45:21,615 In the water? 1264 00:45:21,649 --> 00:45:22,443 You know what? 1265 00:45:22,478 --> 00:45:23,893 Today is your lucky day 1266 00:45:23,928 --> 00:45:27,310 because someone got a Slurpee at the gas station 1267 00:45:28,173 --> 00:45:29,105 and has a Slurpee quarter. 1268 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:30,279 - You got a Slurpee? 1269 00:45:30,313 --> 00:45:31,867 - Yeah, blue ice. 1270 00:45:31,901 --> 00:45:32,730 - Shh! 1271 00:45:33,661 --> 00:45:34,973 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1272 00:45:35,008 --> 00:45:36,354 What are you gonna wish for? 1273 00:45:36,388 --> 00:45:39,081 - Just say, on the count of three say, for Grams. 1274 00:45:39,115 --> 00:45:40,668 One, two, three. 1275 00:45:40,703 --> 00:45:41,842 Grams! - Grams! 1276 00:45:45,328 --> 00:45:46,226 - It went in. 1277 00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:48,780 [Jen laughs] 1278 00:45:48,815 --> 00:45:50,230 It went in. 1279 00:45:50,264 --> 00:45:53,336 [Hunter mumbling] I think that's as long as it goes in. 1280 00:45:53,371 --> 00:45:55,891 I think that means something good. 1281 00:45:55,925 --> 00:45:58,514 [Jen laughing] 1282 00:46:13,218 --> 00:46:14,047 Okay. 1283 00:46:15,186 --> 00:46:17,913 - Totally uncool, sorry. 1284 00:46:17,947 --> 00:46:18,776 Let's go to the club. 1285 00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:19,880 - I was actually really, 1286 00:46:19,915 --> 00:46:21,537 I'm so happy I saw you. 1287 00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:23,263 I'm so happy I saw you. 1288 00:46:23,297 --> 00:46:24,574 Peter, let's go. 1289 00:46:26,714 --> 00:46:27,888 - I'm so sorry I did that. 1290 00:46:27,923 --> 00:46:29,234 I just was kind of feeling-- 1291 00:46:29,269 --> 00:46:30,132 - It was really nice. 1292 00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:31,512 I have to go. 1293 00:46:31,547 --> 00:46:32,790 Peter, come on. 1294 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:36,759 I'll text you or something, okay? 1295 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:37,622 Thank you! 1296 00:46:39,175 --> 00:46:40,004 Peter! 1297 00:46:41,005 --> 00:46:43,593 [gentle music] 1298 00:46:58,574 --> 00:46:59,678 Babe, it's me. 1299 00:47:02,198 --> 00:47:04,338 I've just been filming on The Strip 1300 00:47:04,373 --> 00:47:07,548 and I'm gonna go over to Fremont Street 1301 00:47:07,583 --> 00:47:09,516 and I'm hoping you'll come meet me. 1302 00:47:09,550 --> 00:47:10,413 Please. 1303 00:47:12,691 --> 00:47:14,279 Maybe like the front entrance. 1304 00:47:14,314 --> 00:47:16,454 I can be there in like 45. 1305 00:47:19,629 --> 00:47:20,561 I miss you. 1306 00:47:21,562 --> 00:47:23,288 Please come meet me. 1307 00:47:23,323 --> 00:47:24,255 I love you. 1308 00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:26,257 Let's just go. 1309 00:47:28,328 --> 00:47:29,812 Let's get a car. 1310 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,401 [gentle music] 1311 00:47:39,270 --> 00:47:42,583 ♪ When the truth gets the best of you ♪ 1312 00:47:42,618 --> 00:47:46,725 ♪ You don't know what to say 1313 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:51,765 ♪ All you can do is just run away ♪ 1314 00:47:54,319 --> 00:47:58,116 ♪ When the truth gets the best of you ♪ 1315 00:47:58,151 --> 00:48:02,224 ♪ And lies are all you know 1316 00:48:02,258 --> 00:48:07,263 ♪ And you have no time to rewrite your wrongs ♪ 1317 00:48:10,957 --> 00:48:15,893 ♪ Was it all of this 1318 00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:23,452 ♪ To lose it all 1319 00:48:26,593 --> 00:48:31,598 ♪ Was it all this 1320 00:48:34,187 --> 00:48:36,914 ♪ To lose it all 1321 00:48:48,270 --> 00:48:51,687 ♪ When the truth gets the best of you ♪ 1322 00:48:51,721 --> 00:48:55,863 ♪ And you see all you've done 1323 00:48:55,898 --> 00:49:00,903 ♪ And you have no time to run back home ♪ 1324 00:49:03,457 --> 00:49:07,772 ♪ And you raise your glass to the sky ♪ 1325 00:49:07,806 --> 00:49:11,017 ♪ And see back at all the lies 1326 00:49:11,051 --> 00:49:14,813 ♪ And we had a good time 1327 00:49:14,848 --> 00:49:19,818 ♪ Yes she was a good time 1328 00:49:23,029 --> 00:49:28,034 ♪ Just run away 1329 00:49:30,208 --> 00:49:33,453 ♪ And don't ask me to stay 1330 00:49:33,487 --> 00:49:37,871 ♪ 'Cause it won't work anyway 1331 00:49:37,905 --> 00:49:40,839 ♪ Oh just run away 1332 00:49:45,913 --> 00:49:47,225 [Jen laughs] 1333 00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:50,332 - When I'm in Vegas I choose Shmooly. 1334 00:49:50,366 --> 00:49:53,991 - The official hot sauce of Fremont Street. 1335 00:49:55,440 --> 00:50:00,445 ♪ Was it always 1336 00:50:02,551 --> 00:50:07,556 ♪ To lose it all 1337 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:15,012 ♪ Was it always 1338 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:23,020 ♪ To lose it all 1339 00:50:25,884 --> 00:50:29,060 ♪ Say what you say 1340 00:50:29,095 --> 00:50:33,237 ♪ Don't mean a thing 1341 00:50:33,271 --> 00:50:37,931 ♪ Your empty lies and schemes 1342 00:50:37,965 --> 00:50:40,899 ♪ Oh yeah 1343 00:50:40,934 --> 00:50:44,662 ♪ Say what you say 1344 00:50:44,696 --> 00:50:47,527 ♪ Don't mean a thing 1345 00:50:47,561 --> 00:50:48,355 - Great work. 1346 00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:49,184 - Mmm hmm. 1347 00:50:49,218 --> 00:50:50,047 [Abe's lips smack] 1348 00:50:50,081 --> 00:50:51,669 - That was great. 1349 00:50:51,703 --> 00:50:53,567 - I can't keep a camera straight. 1350 00:50:53,602 --> 00:50:55,431 - Want some help? - Yeah, you can take it. 1351 00:50:55,466 --> 00:50:56,467 - Okay. 1352 00:50:56,501 --> 00:50:57,675 [Abe sighs] 1353 00:50:57,709 --> 00:50:59,780 [Jen laughing] 1354 00:50:59,815 --> 00:51:01,092 - That was great. 1355 00:51:01,127 --> 00:51:02,438 - You're good. 1356 00:51:02,473 --> 00:51:04,268 That was fun, that was fun. - That was good. 1357 00:51:04,302 --> 00:51:05,096 That was fun. 1358 00:51:05,131 --> 00:51:06,270 - Fremont is fun. 1359 00:51:06,304 --> 00:51:07,236 - That was good. 1360 00:51:07,271 --> 00:51:09,445 [Abe sighs] 1361 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,241 There's one thing I wanted to just run by you. 1362 00:51:12,276 --> 00:51:15,106 I think it will kinda put us both at peace. 1363 00:51:15,141 --> 00:51:16,003 - What? 1364 00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:20,836 - Maybe we just put together a prenup? 1365 00:51:22,803 --> 00:51:24,943 Maybe we get a prenuptial agreement? 1366 00:51:24,978 --> 00:51:28,119 [Jen laughing] No, serious. 1367 00:51:28,154 --> 00:51:28,982 I'm serious. 1368 00:51:29,016 --> 00:51:30,328 [Jen laughs] 1369 00:51:30,363 --> 00:51:31,847 [Abe chuckles] 1370 00:51:31,881 --> 00:51:34,021 - I'm the one that should be asking for a prenup. 1371 00:51:34,056 --> 00:51:36,472 - Exactly, I'm thinking about you here. 1372 00:51:36,507 --> 00:51:37,887 [Jen laughs] 1373 00:51:37,922 --> 00:51:39,130 - Yeah, it's fine. 1374 00:51:39,165 --> 00:51:40,959 - We should go back out. - You can go back out. 1375 00:51:40,994 --> 00:51:41,926 I'm not going back out. 1376 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,239 - You wouldn't wanna get some cigars? 1377 00:51:44,273 --> 00:51:46,068 Get some whiskey. 1378 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,243 We need to go back out and go to the cigar bar. 1379 00:51:48,277 --> 00:51:49,106 - Cigar bar! 1380 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:49,934 - Cigar bar! 1381 00:51:49,968 --> 00:51:51,038 Cigar bar! 1382 00:51:51,073 --> 00:51:52,212 [lips smacking] 1383 00:51:52,247 --> 00:51:56,354 ♪ In a world where such treasures are few ♪ 1384 00:51:56,389 --> 00:52:00,531 ♪ I have finally found someone who ♪ 1385 00:52:00,565 --> 00:52:03,465 ♪ Can make me feel amazing 1386 00:52:03,499 --> 00:52:05,363 ♪ Sets my heart ablazing 1387 00:52:05,398 --> 00:52:10,127 ♪ You adorable, lovable, wonderful, huggable ♪ 1388 00:52:10,161 --> 00:52:12,163 ♪ You, adorable you 1389 00:52:12,198 --> 00:52:12,991 - [Peter] You guys ready? 1390 00:52:13,026 --> 00:52:14,717 One, two, three. 1391 00:52:14,752 --> 00:52:16,823 - [Everyone] Schatzamore! 1392 00:52:18,273 --> 00:52:19,136 - Whooo! 1393 00:52:22,449 --> 00:52:27,178 ♪ In a world where such treasures are few ♪ 1394 00:52:27,213 --> 00:52:28,421 ♪ I have finally found someone who ♪ 1395 00:52:28,455 --> 00:52:29,836 - You want pizza right now? We already ate. 1396 00:52:29,870 --> 00:52:31,078 I love it. - I'm starving. 1397 00:52:31,113 --> 00:52:32,425 - Okay, let's get something else to eat then. 1398 00:52:32,459 --> 00:52:34,220 There should be pizza down this way. 1399 00:52:34,254 --> 00:52:35,531 We can get it over here. 1400 00:52:35,566 --> 00:52:36,394 - Abe! 1401 00:52:36,429 --> 00:52:37,533 - Oh, hey. 1402 00:52:37,568 --> 00:52:38,879 - It's funny, running into you guys. 1403 00:52:38,914 --> 00:52:40,709 - Who the fuck is this guy? 1404 00:52:40,743 --> 00:52:44,126 - We're just documenting our trip here to Vegas. 1405 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:46,093 - We talked earlier about this situation. 1406 00:52:46,128 --> 00:52:47,198 - I'm Murni, nice to meet you. 1407 00:52:47,233 --> 00:52:48,026 - I'm sorry? 1408 00:52:48,061 --> 00:52:48,855 - I'm Murni. 1409 00:52:48,889 --> 00:52:49,890 - Oh, Murni. 1410 00:52:50,891 --> 00:52:51,685 - Yeah. 1411 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:52,893 - Murni. 1412 00:52:52,928 --> 00:52:55,206 - Yeah, we used to work together, and yeah. 1413 00:52:55,241 --> 00:52:56,207 And you are? 1414 00:52:58,485 --> 00:53:00,038 - I'm Abe's fiance, Jen. 1415 00:53:00,073 --> 00:53:01,247 - Yeah, we got engaged. 1416 00:53:01,281 --> 00:53:03,180 We are documenting our engagement, 1417 00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:05,527 we're taking engagement photos around Vegas. 1418 00:53:05,561 --> 00:53:07,218 - You're a lot smaller than I thought. 1419 00:53:07,253 --> 00:53:08,806 She's really small. 1420 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,048 It's nice to meet you. 1421 00:53:10,083 --> 00:53:12,119 - Why don't we just keep it moving. 1422 00:53:12,154 --> 00:53:14,225 - Can you shut up for a second? 1423 00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:16,572 [Abe chuckles] 1424 00:53:16,607 --> 00:53:19,230 I have a question for you? 1425 00:53:19,265 --> 00:53:23,890 Can you tell me why you would try to kiss my boyfriend 1426 00:53:23,924 --> 00:53:25,961 when you know you that he has a girlfriend? 1427 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,065 - Let's not do this. 1428 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:27,997 - What? 1429 00:53:28,032 --> 00:53:29,723 He told me that you guys kissed. 1430 00:53:29,758 --> 00:53:31,932 - This is not the time or place for this. - He told me that-- 1431 00:53:31,967 --> 00:53:33,624 - Jen, I told you what happened. 1432 00:53:33,658 --> 00:53:35,522 - Can you just tell me what happened, please? 1433 00:53:35,557 --> 00:53:36,937 Because this has been an issue for us. 1434 00:53:36,972 --> 00:53:39,181 I'd like to know, honestly. 1435 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,424 - It was nothing. 1436 00:53:40,458 --> 00:53:43,047 I mean, we bought a bottle of wine 1437 00:53:43,081 --> 00:53:46,637 and we went to his car and we just made out 1438 00:53:46,671 --> 00:53:48,501 for like five minutes. 1439 00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:51,814 - It wasn't like five minutes. 1440 00:53:51,849 --> 00:53:53,264 We made out for like-- 1441 00:53:53,299 --> 00:53:54,334 - Two minutes, two minutes. 1442 00:53:54,369 --> 00:53:55,266 - And? 1443 00:53:55,301 --> 00:53:56,060 - It wasn't five minutes. 1444 00:53:56,094 --> 00:53:57,303 I mean-- 1445 00:53:57,337 --> 00:53:58,545 - Is there anything else that happened? 1446 00:53:58,580 --> 00:53:59,546 Can you just fucking be honest with me? 1447 00:53:59,581 --> 00:54:00,513 This is killing me right now. 1448 00:54:00,547 --> 00:54:01,721 Can you just be honest with me? 1449 00:54:01,755 --> 00:54:02,549 - You really wanna know? 1450 00:54:02,584 --> 00:54:03,619 - Yes. 1451 00:54:03,654 --> 00:54:05,863 - I gave him a handjob. 1452 00:54:05,897 --> 00:54:06,795 - That's... 1453 00:54:07,968 --> 00:54:09,729 Okay, if we're gonna be totally honest, 1454 00:54:09,763 --> 00:54:10,626 she gave me a handjob. 1455 00:54:10,661 --> 00:54:11,834 - Wait a second. 1456 00:54:11,869 --> 00:54:13,111 What kind of slut gives someone a handjob 1457 00:54:13,146 --> 00:54:14,630 when you know that he has a girlfriend? 1458 00:54:14,665 --> 00:54:16,287 You know that he has a girlfriend? 1459 00:54:16,322 --> 00:54:17,909 - I don't even know you exist! 1460 00:54:17,944 --> 00:54:20,429 - Let's go, let's go. 1461 00:54:20,464 --> 00:54:21,672 - I didn't wanna tell you 1462 00:54:21,706 --> 00:54:23,570 because I thought it would not be cool. 1463 00:54:23,605 --> 00:54:25,262 Would you rather me have told you? 1464 00:54:25,296 --> 00:54:26,124 - Shut up! 1465 00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:28,472 Piece of shit. 1466 00:54:29,956 --> 00:54:32,165 [Jen breathing heavily] 1467 00:54:32,199 --> 00:54:34,581 [jazz music] 1468 00:54:44,626 --> 00:54:45,454 - Hey. 1469 00:54:49,113 --> 00:54:50,459 Can we talk about this? 1470 00:54:50,494 --> 00:54:52,219 - Did you cum? 1471 00:54:52,254 --> 00:54:53,255 - Did I cum? 1472 00:54:54,843 --> 00:54:58,191 What does that have to do with anything? 1473 00:54:59,572 --> 00:55:01,953 - Fucking tell me if you came. 1474 00:55:01,988 --> 00:55:03,403 - It doesn't matter if I-- 1475 00:55:03,438 --> 00:55:05,094 - It does. I wanna know exactly what happened. 1476 00:55:05,129 --> 00:55:06,026 You've been lying to me. 1477 00:55:06,061 --> 00:55:06,820 I wanna know what happened. 1478 00:55:06,855 --> 00:55:08,788 I want a mental picture. 1479 00:55:10,134 --> 00:55:10,928 - Okay. 1480 00:55:10,962 --> 00:55:11,929 We made out in the car. 1481 00:55:11,963 --> 00:55:12,757 - Did you? 1482 00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:13,965 - Yes, I came. 1483 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,174 What does it matter though? 1484 00:55:17,935 --> 00:55:19,316 - Where'd the jizz go? 1485 00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:20,351 - What? 1486 00:55:20,386 --> 00:55:22,767 - What'd you do with it? 1487 00:55:22,802 --> 00:55:24,424 - This is the most important thing to you right now. 1488 00:55:24,459 --> 00:55:25,908 Where did the jizz go? 1489 00:55:25,943 --> 00:55:28,359 - I wanna see if you can be honest with me. Where did it go? 1490 00:55:29,843 --> 00:55:34,434 - She had a shirt or sports bra in the back of her car. 1491 00:55:34,469 --> 00:55:37,851 Come on, there's no need to get into that now. 1492 00:55:37,886 --> 00:55:39,301 - You lied to me. 1493 00:55:40,820 --> 00:55:43,650 You said over and over again it was just a kiss. 1494 00:55:43,685 --> 00:55:45,342 Over and over again. 1495 00:55:46,722 --> 00:55:49,311 What is wrong with you? 1496 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,417 - I didn't expect to have cameras put in my face 1497 00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:54,523 and two shots set up grilling me from afar. 1498 00:55:54,558 --> 00:55:56,698 Like what the hell? 1499 00:55:56,732 --> 00:55:59,839 You want me to tell you about a handjob on camera? 1500 00:55:59,873 --> 00:56:01,047 For your show? 1501 00:56:03,221 --> 00:56:04,533 I mean, come on. 1502 00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:06,604 I'm sorry. 1503 00:56:06,639 --> 00:56:08,330 - I can't trust you. 1504 00:56:09,538 --> 00:56:12,990 - Well, I can't totally trust you either. 1505 00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:15,682 You're set to inherit $3,000,000. 1506 00:56:15,717 --> 00:56:17,512 You can't tell me about that? 1507 00:56:17,546 --> 00:56:19,168 When were you planning on telling me about that? 1508 00:56:19,203 --> 00:56:21,239 - I was gonna tell you! 1509 00:56:21,274 --> 00:56:23,587 I don't want my grandma to die. 1510 00:56:23,621 --> 00:56:26,210 I don't know what's going on. 1511 00:56:26,244 --> 00:56:29,731 - I mean, it feels to me you're just trying to plug someone into your plan 1512 00:56:29,765 --> 00:56:32,354 to inherit money when Grams dies. 1513 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:33,666 That's what it feels like. 1514 00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:35,426 - I'm not like that. [Jen sobbing] 1515 00:56:35,461 --> 00:56:37,497 - That's what it feels like. 1516 00:56:37,532 --> 00:56:39,948 - I mean, how do I even know Grams is really sick? 1517 00:56:39,982 --> 00:56:43,607 Or is that all a fucking make-believe thing? 1518 00:56:44,642 --> 00:56:46,782 Yeah, yeah, how do I know? 1519 00:56:46,817 --> 00:56:47,576 [hand smacks] 1520 00:56:47,611 --> 00:56:48,646 Ugh, okay. 1521 00:56:48,681 --> 00:56:50,959 It's gonna go like that? 1522 00:56:50,993 --> 00:56:53,410 That was a shitty slap, by the way. 1523 00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:58,449 If you're gonna slap me, why don't you slap me for real? 1524 00:56:59,070 --> 00:57:01,245 [Jen sighs] - Fuck! 1525 00:57:01,279 --> 00:57:04,593 [Jen breathing heavily] 1526 00:57:16,985 --> 00:57:19,643 - I'm keeping my distance. 1527 00:57:19,677 --> 00:57:21,334 Can we just talk this out? Please? 1528 00:57:21,368 --> 00:57:22,162 - Fuck off. 1529 00:57:22,197 --> 00:57:23,025 - Come on. 1530 00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:28,755 Can we just talk this out, please? 1531 00:57:28,790 --> 00:57:29,963 Come on. 1532 00:57:29,998 --> 00:57:30,826 Come on! 1533 00:57:32,621 --> 00:57:33,967 - I have more important things to deal with. 1534 00:57:34,002 --> 00:57:35,417 - I'm sorry for what I said about Grams. 1535 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,282 - I have more important things to deal with than you! 1536 00:57:38,316 --> 00:57:39,559 No, it's not fucking fair. 1537 00:57:39,594 --> 00:57:42,320 That's not what it says. 1538 00:57:42,355 --> 00:57:45,116 That's not what it says. 1539 00:57:45,151 --> 00:57:47,809 You can't just do this because-- 1540 00:57:50,812 --> 00:57:51,640 Holy fuck. 1541 00:57:52,814 --> 00:57:54,263 You're so fucked. 1542 00:58:02,064 --> 00:58:05,171 [Jen chuckles] 1543 00:58:05,205 --> 00:58:06,206 - You all right? 1544 00:58:06,241 --> 00:58:08,243 - No, I'm not all right. 1545 00:58:09,071 --> 00:58:09,865 - What's-- 1546 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,108 - That was my dad. 1547 00:58:11,142 --> 00:58:13,904 That was my fucking piece of shit dad. 1548 00:58:15,802 --> 00:58:17,632 And he is, because grandma can't speak 1549 00:58:17,666 --> 00:58:20,013 for herself right now, 1550 00:58:20,048 --> 00:58:22,395 he's turning the will into this thing 1551 00:58:22,429 --> 00:58:25,363 where he's gonna get the money if I'm not married 1552 00:58:25,398 --> 00:58:27,124 by the time she dies. 1553 00:58:28,332 --> 00:58:30,023 You see? This is what I've been dealing with. 1554 00:58:30,058 --> 00:58:30,852 This is my family, Abe. 1555 00:58:30,886 --> 00:58:32,267 - No, no, I'm so sorry 1556 00:58:32,301 --> 00:58:34,718 you're dealing with this. - This is my life! 1557 00:58:34,752 --> 00:58:35,788 - What do you wanna do? 1558 00:58:35,822 --> 00:58:37,168 Just tell me what you wanna do. 1559 00:58:37,203 --> 00:58:39,205 - I have to get married. 1560 00:58:40,378 --> 00:58:42,208 I have to get married. 1561 00:58:43,692 --> 00:58:44,521 He can't do this. 1562 00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:45,798 He can't do it. 1563 00:58:47,075 --> 00:58:48,835 We have to get married. 1564 00:58:48,870 --> 00:58:52,736 [man speaking foreign language] 1565 00:58:52,770 --> 00:58:54,082 We have to. 1566 00:58:54,116 --> 00:58:56,705 I can't fucking let him do this. 1567 00:58:56,740 --> 00:59:00,329 - Okay, then let's go lock down the prenup. 1568 00:59:00,364 --> 00:59:02,953 [guitar music] 1569 00:59:07,198 --> 00:59:10,581 ♪ Comes down like rain 1570 00:59:10,616 --> 00:59:14,136 ♪ Ashes out the flames 1571 00:59:14,171 --> 00:59:19,107 ♪ Respirate in vain 1572 00:59:22,248 --> 00:59:25,009 ♪ Hold me now 1573 00:59:25,044 --> 00:59:27,287 ♪ It's all right 1574 00:59:27,322 --> 00:59:31,153 ♪ It's all gonna be all right 1575 00:59:36,434 --> 00:59:37,504 - To Grams. 1576 00:59:37,539 --> 00:59:38,333 - To Grams! 1577 00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:39,368 [glasses clanking] 1578 00:59:39,403 --> 00:59:40,680 - To Grams. 1579 00:59:40,715 --> 00:59:41,543 - To Grams. 1580 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:43,165 - How old is Grams? 1581 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:51,449 Fuck. 1582 00:59:51,484 --> 00:59:52,278 [Abe coughs] 1583 00:59:52,312 --> 00:59:53,141 - 81. 1584 00:59:54,107 --> 00:59:55,971 [bartender mumbling] 1585 00:59:56,006 --> 00:59:56,800 - Oh! 1586 00:59:56,834 --> 00:59:57,835 - Thank you! 1587 00:59:59,941 --> 01:00:00,769 Thanks. 1588 01:00:03,461 --> 01:00:05,809 - 81 is not a bad run. 1589 01:00:05,843 --> 01:00:08,674 - Don't fucking do that right now. 1590 01:00:12,436 --> 01:00:14,265 - [Abe] Thank you, sir. 1591 01:00:15,439 --> 01:00:17,441 - You really gotta work on empathy. [beeping] 1592 01:00:17,475 --> 01:00:19,961 - I know, I try. - There's something missing. 1593 01:00:19,995 --> 01:00:22,584 - It doesn't come out the way I intended. 1594 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,173 - Do you have Asperger's maybe? 1595 01:00:26,312 --> 01:00:27,554 - Okay, all right. 1596 01:00:27,589 --> 01:00:28,590 - Asperger's or something? 1597 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:29,522 - All right, okay. 1598 01:00:29,556 --> 01:00:30,903 - No, really they have like-- 1599 01:00:30,937 --> 01:00:33,319 - I don't have fucking Asperger's. 1600 01:00:33,353 --> 01:00:34,976 - They have a lack of empathy. I just-- 1601 01:00:35,010 --> 01:00:36,356 - Yeah, no I have a lot of empathy 1602 01:00:36,391 --> 01:00:37,944 for everything that you're going through. 1603 01:00:37,979 --> 01:00:39,394 - It doesn't feel like it. - Okay. 1604 01:00:39,428 --> 01:00:41,534 - It hasn't felt like it. 1605 01:00:41,568 --> 01:00:43,467 It was just a sincere question. 1606 01:00:43,501 --> 01:00:44,330 - Okay. 1607 01:00:46,539 --> 01:00:49,059 I don't even know how to respond to that. 1608 01:00:49,093 --> 01:00:51,751 - I mean, it's not that unusual. 1609 01:00:53,063 --> 01:00:54,305 - No, I mean, 1610 01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:55,582 if this is just gonna be a business arrangement 1611 01:00:55,617 --> 01:00:56,411 what do you think is a fair percentage? 1612 01:00:56,445 --> 01:00:58,793 - What are you thinking? 1613 01:00:58,827 --> 01:01:00,967 - Let me think about that. 1614 01:01:03,763 --> 01:01:07,249 I can't really think about that right now. 1615 01:01:08,630 --> 01:01:11,288 - We only have to pretend to be a real deal 1616 01:01:11,322 --> 01:01:13,635 for like a year. - Where the fuck is my card? 1617 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:14,981 Yeah, you don't wanna, 1618 01:01:15,016 --> 01:01:16,155 I don't know. 1619 01:01:16,189 --> 01:01:17,121 Maybe your dad wouldn't believe it 1620 01:01:17,156 --> 01:01:19,468 if we just got it annulled. 1621 01:01:19,503 --> 01:01:20,400 He seems like [Jen mumbles] 1622 01:01:20,435 --> 01:01:22,264 that much of a piece of shit. 1623 01:01:22,299 --> 01:01:23,127 - He is. 1624 01:01:26,510 --> 01:01:27,684 [Jen mumbles] 1625 01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:28,546 Okay. 1626 01:01:30,514 --> 01:01:33,103 [gentle music] 1627 01:01:39,765 --> 01:01:41,421 All right, Abe. Why don't we figure this out? 1628 01:01:41,456 --> 01:01:42,975 Come on. 1629 01:01:43,009 --> 01:01:44,977 - Are there any places still open to get married now? 1630 01:01:45,011 --> 01:01:46,530 I don't even know. 1631 01:01:47,358 --> 01:01:48,843 - Well, let's see. 1632 01:01:51,052 --> 01:01:52,432 I'm sure that the chapels are open 1633 01:01:52,467 --> 01:01:55,746 but we have to actually get a marriage license. 1634 01:01:55,781 --> 01:01:58,162 - There's this place where Michael Jordan got married. 1635 01:01:58,197 --> 01:02:00,164 That could be kinda funny. 1636 01:02:00,199 --> 01:02:01,338 - I don't really care what's funny, 1637 01:02:01,372 --> 01:02:03,443 just what's fast and cheap. 1638 01:02:03,478 --> 01:02:04,686 - Okay. 1639 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,792 - And what opens the earliest. 1640 01:02:06,826 --> 01:02:09,173 - We also have to figure out prenup agreement here. 1641 01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:10,312 - Okay. 1642 01:02:10,347 --> 01:02:11,313 - Let me see. 1643 01:02:11,348 --> 01:02:12,936 - How much were you thinking? 1644 01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:13,971 [Jen laughs] 1645 01:02:14,006 --> 01:02:15,352 - I was thinking like 15%. 1646 01:02:15,386 --> 01:02:16,353 I think that would be fair. 1647 01:02:16,387 --> 01:02:17,734 - How much is that, total? 1648 01:02:17,768 --> 01:02:18,596 - 450. 1649 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:20,564 $450,000. 1650 01:02:22,324 --> 01:02:23,981 - Wow, that's a little generous for yourself 1651 01:02:24,016 --> 01:02:25,569 don't you think? 1652 01:02:25,603 --> 01:02:26,915 - I was thinking of 5%. 1653 01:02:26,950 --> 01:02:27,778 - 5%? 1654 01:02:27,813 --> 01:02:29,435 - Yeah, 150? 1655 01:02:29,469 --> 01:02:31,023 - Let me think about that. 1656 01:02:31,057 --> 01:02:32,679 I'm gonna find a template. 1657 01:02:32,714 --> 01:02:34,198 We just need to sign our names. 1658 01:02:34,233 --> 01:02:35,199 - Okay. 1659 01:02:35,234 --> 01:02:37,063 - What about 12%? 1660 01:02:37,098 --> 01:02:38,927 I haven't done that math but- 1661 01:02:38,962 --> 01:02:40,480 - It's more than 300. 1662 01:02:40,515 --> 01:02:42,379 Why don't we just meet in the middle? 1663 01:02:42,413 --> 01:02:44,139 - 300, $300,000? 1664 01:02:44,174 --> 01:02:45,520 - 10%. 1665 01:02:45,554 --> 01:02:47,591 - Okay, I'll agree to that. 1666 01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:48,419 - Okay. 1667 01:02:48,454 --> 01:02:49,248 - $300,000? 1668 01:02:49,282 --> 01:02:50,076 - Married a year though. 1669 01:02:50,111 --> 01:02:50,905 - Married a year? 1670 01:02:50,939 --> 01:02:52,078 Okay. 1671 01:02:52,113 --> 01:02:54,632 That section right there, would make sense. 1672 01:02:54,667 --> 01:02:56,220 - Okay, okay, okay. 1673 01:02:57,601 --> 01:02:59,189 And your signature. 1674 01:03:02,157 --> 01:03:04,332 Pawn shop, rings 1675 01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:06,852 marriage bureau to get the license, 1676 01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:09,855 Michael Jordan's wedding chapel. 1677 01:03:09,889 --> 01:03:11,857 We're good here, thanks. 1678 01:03:14,411 --> 01:03:15,170 Thank you. 1679 01:03:15,205 --> 01:03:16,378 Pleasure doing business. 1680 01:03:16,413 --> 01:03:17,586 You're not staying here tonight, by the way. 1681 01:03:17,621 --> 01:03:18,518 - What? 1682 01:03:18,553 --> 01:03:19,312 What are you talking about? 1683 01:03:19,347 --> 01:03:20,072 We have two beds. 1684 01:03:20,106 --> 01:03:21,487 - We have a whole another hotel room. 1685 01:03:21,521 --> 01:03:22,522 You're gonna stay with Peter. 1686 01:03:27,665 --> 01:03:30,910 [Abe breathing loudly] 1687 01:03:32,325 --> 01:03:35,812 - Dude, can you just stop recording me, please? 1688 01:03:40,368 --> 01:03:41,645 - [Peter] Dude. 1689 01:03:42,715 --> 01:03:43,923 - I'm gonna break your camera 1690 01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:46,236 in the middle of the night. 1691 01:03:47,616 --> 01:03:50,827 ♪ Jumping down the alley 1692 01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:54,554 ♪ And down to where, nowhere 1693 01:03:54,589 --> 01:03:58,006 ♪ Just thinking about the last words ♪ 1694 01:03:58,041 --> 01:04:01,941 ♪ That you told yourself 1695 01:04:01,976 --> 01:04:05,565 ♪ And if you really even 1696 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:09,086 ♪ If you really even care 1697 01:04:17,060 --> 01:04:21,340 ♪ Because now you're down and out ♪ 1698 01:04:23,894 --> 01:04:27,035 - So, I wasn't forthcoming about one thing. 1699 01:04:27,070 --> 01:04:28,519 Was nowhere on the same level 1700 01:04:28,554 --> 01:04:31,833 as what you weren't telling me about. 1701 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,007 Let's be honest about that. - That I have inheritance 1702 01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:34,836 when my Grammy dies. 1703 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,251 That's so insane! 1704 01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:42,223 My Grams didn't give a fucking handjob, you freak! 1705 01:04:42,257 --> 01:04:44,052 - Okay, all right. 1706 01:04:44,087 --> 01:04:45,295 [Jen chuckles] 1707 01:04:45,329 --> 01:04:46,952 - Yeah, I didn't decide how much money I get. 1708 01:04:46,986 --> 01:04:48,332 I didn't decide any of that. 1709 01:04:48,367 --> 01:04:50,369 - But you did decide to marry someone by 30. 1710 01:04:50,403 --> 01:04:51,957 You did decide to pick me-- 1711 01:04:51,991 --> 01:04:53,199 - Let me finish! 1712 01:04:53,234 --> 01:04:54,960 - Fine go, say what you have to say. 1713 01:04:54,994 --> 01:04:56,099 - It sounds like you're the one 1714 01:04:56,133 --> 01:04:57,824 that's really concerned about the money. 1715 01:04:57,859 --> 01:04:59,550 Because you're in a bind. 1716 01:04:59,585 --> 01:05:00,620 You want the money. 1717 01:05:00,655 --> 01:05:01,932 - Of course I want the money. 1718 01:05:01,967 --> 01:05:03,347 If you're gonna put me in this situation. 1719 01:05:03,382 --> 01:05:05,660 - You made me fucking deal with that bitch 1720 01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:06,764 in front of everybody. 1721 01:05:06,799 --> 01:05:09,008 She fucking humiliated me. 1722 01:05:09,043 --> 01:05:11,286 - You wanted to just plug a fucking person 1723 01:05:11,321 --> 01:05:13,150 into your life and you chose me 1724 01:05:13,185 --> 01:05:14,703 because you thought I was a nice guy. 1725 01:05:14,738 --> 01:05:16,326 Well, you know what? - You're not a nice guy. 1726 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:17,258 Surprise. 1727 01:05:17,292 --> 01:05:18,742 - Maybe I'm not a nice guy. 1728 01:05:18,776 --> 01:05:19,916 Maybe I'm not a nice guy. 1729 01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:21,434 - Yeah, guess not. 1730 01:05:28,752 --> 01:05:31,720 This is strictly a business arrangement. 1731 01:05:31,755 --> 01:05:33,067 - Yeah, no shit. 1732 01:05:36,829 --> 01:05:38,658 - I wish you could just fucking apologize 1733 01:05:38,693 --> 01:05:41,144 for putting me through what you just put me through 1734 01:05:41,178 --> 01:05:42,835 in front of a lot of people. 1735 01:05:42,869 --> 01:05:45,493 - I did apologize, profusely. 1736 01:05:45,527 --> 01:05:47,046 - [GPS] Proceed to the route. 1737 01:05:47,081 --> 01:05:48,047 Use the left lane 1738 01:05:48,082 --> 01:05:49,255 to make a U-turn. 1739 01:05:49,290 --> 01:05:51,257 - Sorry, you gotta make a U-turn. 1740 01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:52,431 - Could you just put this here? 1741 01:05:52,465 --> 01:05:53,950 This is what this is for. 1742 01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:55,503 - Okay, hold on. 1743 01:05:55,537 --> 01:05:57,643 I can't rely on you. 1744 01:05:57,677 --> 01:06:00,439 - If my Grams wasn't about to die, 1745 01:06:00,473 --> 01:06:03,476 I would not be going through with this with you. 1746 01:06:03,511 --> 01:06:05,513 - Yeah, I get it. 1747 01:06:05,547 --> 01:06:08,412 - You're not even acknowledging that that's happening, 1748 01:06:08,447 --> 01:06:09,620 and I'm dealing with that. 1749 01:06:09,655 --> 01:06:10,414 - Of course I don't want your Grams 1750 01:06:10,449 --> 01:06:11,243 to die. - Stop. 1751 01:06:11,277 --> 01:06:12,071 We're done. 1752 01:06:12,106 --> 01:06:13,314 This is done. 1753 01:06:13,348 --> 01:06:14,280 - I want this to be done. - Stop! 1754 01:06:14,315 --> 01:06:15,799 Stop talking. - This is done. 1755 01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:17,145 This a financial arrangement right now. 1756 01:06:17,180 --> 01:06:19,803 - Just shut your fucking mouth. 1757 01:06:21,598 --> 01:06:24,014 [door thuds] 1758 01:06:29,571 --> 01:06:34,611 ♪ I'd have stayed away 1759 01:06:36,302 --> 01:06:41,342 ♪ Because the day that you left me ♪ 1760 01:06:45,415 --> 01:06:48,590 ♪ I love you, I miss you 1761 01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:53,630 ♪ It's all the same 1762 01:06:55,390 --> 01:06:58,186 ♪ If I knew you could kill me 1763 01:06:58,221 --> 01:07:03,226 ♪ I would've stayed away 1764 01:07:05,435 --> 01:07:10,440 ♪ So, I need her so bad 1765 01:07:15,755 --> 01:07:19,414 ♪ So, I need you 1766 01:07:23,660 --> 01:07:25,075 - [Jen] Do you want the money? 1767 01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:26,042 - [Abe] Why are you-- 1768 01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:27,284 - [Jen] Do you want it or not? 1769 01:07:27,319 --> 01:07:28,458 - [Abe] Okay, we're in public right now. 1770 01:07:28,492 --> 01:07:29,700 Why don't you just pipe down a little bit? 1771 01:07:29,735 --> 01:07:31,185 How do you want me to act? 1772 01:07:31,219 --> 01:07:32,117 I'll be like that on camera. - You keep questioning me, 1773 01:07:32,151 --> 01:07:33,566 I'm saying let's have fun. 1774 01:07:33,601 --> 01:07:35,154 We're gonna have fun and we're excited about it. Okay? 1775 01:07:35,189 --> 01:07:36,604 - So you want excitement from zero to 10. 1776 01:07:36,638 --> 01:07:38,571 What level to you want me to be at? 1777 01:07:38,606 --> 01:07:40,159 Just tell me and I'll be that way. 1778 01:07:40,194 --> 01:07:42,368 - Whatever you can manage. 1779 01:07:46,372 --> 01:07:47,201 We got it! 1780 01:07:48,892 --> 01:07:51,481 - We're getting married. 1781 01:07:51,515 --> 01:07:54,484 - Off to the chapel, woohoo! 1782 01:07:54,518 --> 01:07:55,692 - Let's do it. 1783 01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:59,661 [introspective music] 1784 01:08:06,772 --> 01:08:11,604 ♪ 1785 01:08:11,639 --> 01:08:16,575 ♪ 1786 01:08:20,337 --> 01:08:24,686 ♪ 1787 01:08:24,721 --> 01:08:25,998 [camera clicks] 1788 01:08:26,032 --> 01:08:27,827 ♪ 1789 01:08:27,862 --> 01:08:28,828 [camera clicks] 1790 01:08:28,863 --> 01:08:31,141 ♪ 1791 01:08:31,176 --> 01:08:31,969 [camera clicks] 1792 01:08:32,004 --> 01:08:36,560 ♪ [camera clicks] 1793 01:08:36,595 --> 01:08:39,943 ♪ 1794 01:08:39,977 --> 01:08:42,808 ♪ 1795 01:08:42,842 --> 01:08:43,636 - Hi. 1796 01:08:43,671 --> 01:08:44,465 - [Abe] Hi. 1797 01:08:44,499 --> 01:08:45,293 - Good, how are you? 1798 01:08:45,328 --> 01:08:46,363 - How are you doing? 1799 01:08:46,398 --> 01:08:47,778 - Getting married? 1800 01:08:47,813 --> 01:08:49,435 - So what are the different packages that we can get? 1801 01:08:49,470 --> 01:08:50,885 - [Woman] Sure, we have the lover's package, 1802 01:08:50,919 --> 01:08:52,611 which is our most popular package. 1803 01:08:52,645 --> 01:08:53,543 - Okay. 1804 01:08:53,577 --> 01:08:54,751 - [Woman] Courtesy limousine. 1805 01:08:54,785 --> 01:08:56,062 Courtesy if it's available. 1806 01:08:56,097 --> 01:08:58,099 You'll get the chapel indoors. 1807 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,170 You get a bouquet of flowers, boutonniere. 1808 01:09:00,205 --> 01:09:02,138 It's $230 plus tax. - Okay. 1809 01:09:02,172 --> 01:09:03,656 - And then you have the option of the gazebo 1810 01:09:03,691 --> 01:09:05,210 if you'd like to take a look at that. 1811 01:09:05,244 --> 01:09:07,315 Or the pink Cadillac, sit in the back seat. 1812 01:09:07,350 --> 01:09:09,317 - Oh, okay. - There's a wedding going on. 1813 01:09:09,352 --> 01:09:10,560 If you wanna wait till they're done 1814 01:09:10,594 --> 01:09:11,906 and you can look at the main chapel 1815 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,010 where Britney Spears got married. 1816 01:09:13,045 --> 01:09:14,391 - Britney Spears? - Oh! 1817 01:09:14,426 --> 01:09:15,944 - Britney Spears got married in the main chapel. 1818 01:09:15,979 --> 01:09:17,877 Michael Jordan go married in the smaller chapel. 1819 01:09:17,912 --> 01:09:19,155 Here's a picture of Michael Jordan 1820 01:09:19,189 --> 01:09:21,847 and his first wife Juanita, right here. 1821 01:09:21,881 --> 01:09:23,366 - Yeah. 1822 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,540 - There's Sharon Osbourne in our gown and tux area. 1823 01:09:25,575 --> 01:09:27,024 - [Jen] Amazing. 1824 01:09:27,059 --> 01:09:28,267 - [Woman] We've had Frank Sinatra to Mia Farrow, 1825 01:09:28,302 --> 01:09:30,580 Elizabeth Taylor, Joan Collins, Leon Spinks. 1826 01:09:30,614 --> 01:09:33,272 The list goes on and on. - [Peter] This is so funny. 1827 01:09:33,307 --> 01:09:35,171 - My name is Abe and this is Jen. 1828 01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:36,241 - [Woman] And now Abe and Jen. 1829 01:09:36,275 --> 01:09:37,690 [Jen laughing] [Abe chuckles] 1830 01:09:37,725 --> 01:09:39,658 - Kevin Federline and Britney Spears got married here? 1831 01:09:39,692 --> 01:09:40,935 - Yeah, K-Fed. 1832 01:09:40,969 --> 01:09:41,901 - That seems appropriate. 1833 01:09:41,936 --> 01:09:44,421 That seems really appropriate. 1834 01:09:46,354 --> 01:09:48,667 - I'm gonna be right back. 1835 01:09:48,701 --> 01:09:50,876 [woman coughs] 1836 01:09:50,910 --> 01:09:53,396 - So how much is it for the drive-through again? 1837 01:09:53,430 --> 01:09:54,224 - [Woman] $50. 1838 01:09:54,259 --> 01:09:55,191 - $50. 1839 01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:56,571 - And then after every ceremony, 1840 01:09:56,606 --> 01:09:57,952 the minister will give you an envelope that looks like this 1841 01:09:57,986 --> 01:09:59,229 for their donation, it's not included. 1842 01:09:59,264 --> 01:10:00,679 - Okay. 1843 01:10:00,713 --> 01:10:02,059 - [Woman] And then that doesn't include any flowers 1844 01:10:02,094 --> 01:10:03,406 or photos, that's just the drive-up. 1845 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:05,891 And then we have photos, flowers if you wanna add on. 1846 01:10:05,925 --> 01:10:07,582 DVD, live-streaming. 1847 01:10:08,445 --> 01:10:09,722 Congratulations. 1848 01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:11,068 - Thank you so much for your help. 1849 01:10:11,103 --> 01:10:13,209 - Are you guys checking in? Are you getting married? 1850 01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:15,141 [man speaking off-mic] 1851 01:10:15,176 --> 01:10:16,660 - Okay, cool. 1852 01:10:16,695 --> 01:10:20,354 Thank you so much we're gonna go figure out everything else. 1853 01:10:20,388 --> 01:10:21,562 I'm gonna see what happened-- 1854 01:10:21,596 --> 01:10:23,288 Where she just went off to. 1855 01:10:23,322 --> 01:10:24,979 - [Woman] And we'll see you soon. Congratulations. 1856 01:10:25,013 --> 01:10:25,807 - Thank you, I will. 1857 01:10:25,842 --> 01:10:26,739 Thank you. 1858 01:10:26,774 --> 01:10:27,533 - [Woman] You're welcome. 1859 01:10:27,568 --> 01:10:29,259 Hi John, how are you? 1860 01:10:34,126 --> 01:10:36,266 [Jen laughing] 1861 01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:37,302 - Hey. 1862 01:10:37,336 --> 01:10:38,510 - I'm so glad you're okay. 1863 01:10:38,544 --> 01:10:39,545 I'm so glad. 1864 01:10:41,306 --> 01:10:44,274 [Jen laughs] 1865 01:10:44,309 --> 01:10:46,069 Well, you sound great. 1866 01:10:47,208 --> 01:10:50,073 - Who are you talking to? 1867 01:10:50,107 --> 01:10:52,558 - I knew you'd be okay. 1868 01:10:52,593 --> 01:10:53,904 - Is that Grams? 1869 01:10:56,528 --> 01:10:58,150 - Yes, I will. 1870 01:10:58,184 --> 01:10:58,978 Yes. 1871 01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:03,155 I will, just in a couple of days, okay? 1872 01:11:03,189 --> 01:11:04,846 I'll come see you. 1873 01:11:04,881 --> 01:11:06,538 I'm so happy. 1874 01:11:06,572 --> 01:11:07,366 Thank you. 1875 01:11:11,336 --> 01:11:12,406 I will. 1876 01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:14,270 I love you too. 1877 01:11:14,304 --> 01:11:15,512 Okay, bye Grams. 1878 01:11:18,135 --> 01:11:20,310 - What's going on? 1879 01:11:20,345 --> 01:11:22,347 - She made this miraculous recovery. 1880 01:11:22,381 --> 01:11:23,520 Surgery was great. 1881 01:11:23,555 --> 01:11:24,452 She's okay. 1882 01:11:26,730 --> 01:11:29,526 - Oh, wow. [Jen laughs] 1883 01:11:29,561 --> 01:11:31,494 I'm glad Grams is okay. 1884 01:11:32,598 --> 01:11:33,599 - Oh my God. 1885 01:11:34,428 --> 01:11:36,119 She sounded so good. 1886 01:11:36,982 --> 01:11:39,156 She sounded so good. 1887 01:11:39,191 --> 01:11:41,331 [Jen laughs] 1888 01:11:41,366 --> 01:11:43,885 Wow, okay, we can go. 1889 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:46,371 [Jen laughs] 1890 01:11:46,405 --> 01:11:48,476 - Wait, what do you wanna do? 1891 01:11:48,511 --> 01:11:51,583 [Jen breathing heavily] 1892 01:11:51,617 --> 01:11:52,549 - What? 1893 01:11:52,584 --> 01:11:55,207 - What do you wanna do? 1894 01:11:55,241 --> 01:11:57,174 I mean, we've got the marriage license. 1895 01:11:57,209 --> 01:11:58,969 - What do I wanna do? 1896 01:12:00,177 --> 01:12:02,559 - Well, you need to get married by 30. 1897 01:12:02,594 --> 01:12:05,182 That's approaching. - Oh, honey. 1898 01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:08,703 I mean this, we know this isn't gonna happen. 1899 01:12:08,738 --> 01:12:09,566 I'll find somebody else. 1900 01:12:09,601 --> 01:12:11,188 It's okay, come on. 1901 01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,987 You know you don't want this. 1902 01:12:18,230 --> 01:12:19,335 What about everything we just said? 1903 01:12:19,369 --> 01:12:20,508 You don't want this. 1904 01:12:20,543 --> 01:12:24,132 - We had an arrangement, we had a deal here. 1905 01:12:24,995 --> 01:12:25,996 - It's done. 1906 01:12:26,859 --> 01:12:28,205 It's done, okay? 1907 01:12:29,586 --> 01:12:30,415 Let's go. 1908 01:12:31,485 --> 01:12:32,658 I can get you a car back. 1909 01:12:32,693 --> 01:12:35,316 I don't give a shit. [Jen laughing] 1910 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,835 - You know what? 1911 01:12:36,869 --> 01:12:38,388 - We don't have to do this. 1912 01:12:38,423 --> 01:12:40,977 - Fuck you, seriously fuck you. 1913 01:12:41,011 --> 01:12:42,219 You're a bitch. 1914 01:12:42,254 --> 01:12:43,704 You are a conniving bitch. 1915 01:12:43,738 --> 01:12:46,362 I've known it since the day I met you, but you're hot. 1916 01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:47,673 So that's why I stayed with you. 1917 01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:49,468 Fuck you, I hate you. 1918 01:12:51,056 --> 01:12:51,884 - Bye! 1919 01:12:53,645 --> 01:12:55,647 Good luck with Shmooly! 1920 01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:01,031 [horns blaring] 1921 01:13:03,551 --> 01:13:05,415 And we're back. 1922 01:13:05,450 --> 01:13:08,245 I'm here at the Historic Downtown Farmers Market. 1923 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:09,074 I'm with Peter. 1924 01:13:09,108 --> 01:13:09,902 Peter, say hi. 1925 01:13:09,937 --> 01:13:11,387 - [Peter] What it do! 1926 01:13:11,421 --> 01:13:14,182 - The footage that we shot in Vegas actually turned out to be really good. 1927 01:13:14,217 --> 01:13:16,081 Like we have a legit movie. 1928 01:13:16,115 --> 01:13:17,393 It's crazy. 1929 01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:19,049 - I can't get Abe to sign a release. 1930 01:13:19,084 --> 01:13:20,430 I've been calling him, I've been texting him, 1931 01:13:20,465 --> 01:13:23,053 I've sent him DMs, nothing. 1932 01:13:23,088 --> 01:13:25,642 And he just posted to his Shmooly Instagram 1933 01:13:25,677 --> 01:13:28,369 that he's here, downtown at this market, 1934 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,406 looking for peppers for his hot sauce. 1935 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:33,616 So we're gonna track his ass down and get him to sign this. 1936 01:13:34,651 --> 01:13:35,480 Let's see. 1937 01:13:38,724 --> 01:13:42,245 There he is, in the yellow Shmooly shirt. 1938 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:44,212 We got him. 1939 01:13:44,247 --> 01:13:45,731 Come on, let's go. 1940 01:13:47,388 --> 01:13:48,562 - How much are the pears? - Abe! 1941 01:13:48,596 --> 01:13:50,011 - [Vendor] $3 a pound. 1942 01:13:50,046 --> 01:13:50,840 - $3? 1943 01:13:50,874 --> 01:13:52,358 - Abe! 1944 01:13:52,393 --> 01:13:53,463 - What are you doing here? 1945 01:13:53,498 --> 01:13:54,326 - Hey. 1946 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:55,534 - Hey. 1947 01:13:55,569 --> 01:13:56,915 - I've been trying to call you, and text you, 1948 01:13:56,949 --> 01:13:59,469 and you haven't been getting back to me. 1949 01:13:59,504 --> 01:14:01,471 - That's true, yeah. 1950 01:14:01,506 --> 01:14:03,473 You got Peter here, just bum rushing me? 1951 01:14:03,508 --> 01:14:04,474 - [Peter] What's up bro! - Yeah. 1952 01:14:04,509 --> 01:14:05,958 We had to come find you. 1953 01:14:05,993 --> 01:14:08,271 - You like stalking my Instagram or something? 1954 01:14:08,305 --> 01:14:09,962 - Yeah, yeah, I did. 1955 01:14:10,894 --> 01:14:11,930 I need you to sign this. 1956 01:14:11,964 --> 01:14:13,379 - What is that? 1957 01:14:13,414 --> 01:14:15,312 - It's a release, for our movie. 1958 01:14:15,347 --> 01:14:17,487 - Can we not get into this here, now? 1959 01:14:17,522 --> 01:14:19,040 - We just need to go talk. 1960 01:14:19,075 --> 01:14:19,869 Can we go talk? 1961 01:14:19,903 --> 01:14:20,939 Please? 1962 01:14:20,973 --> 01:14:23,528 [Abe sighs] 1963 01:14:23,562 --> 01:14:25,081 Let's go sit down. 1964 01:14:25,944 --> 01:14:26,876 - Okay fine. 1965 01:14:26,910 --> 01:14:27,704 I'll sit down, okay. 1966 01:14:27,739 --> 01:14:28,567 - Come on, come on. 1967 01:14:28,602 --> 01:14:29,465 It's okay. 1968 01:14:32,433 --> 01:14:33,503 How do we look? 1969 01:14:33,538 --> 01:14:34,573 Light good? 1970 01:14:34,608 --> 01:14:36,644 - [Peter] Looks perfect. 1971 01:14:36,679 --> 01:14:38,404 - It's good to see you. 1972 01:14:38,439 --> 01:14:40,096 - It is good to see you. 1973 01:14:40,130 --> 01:14:41,028 - You look great! 1974 01:14:41,062 --> 01:14:42,098 - You look really good. 1975 01:14:42,132 --> 01:14:43,513 - Thanks. 1976 01:14:43,548 --> 01:14:45,791 - You look beautiful as always, to be totally honest. 1977 01:14:45,826 --> 01:14:46,827 - Thank you. 1978 01:14:48,207 --> 01:14:50,002 I have to ask. 1979 01:14:50,037 --> 01:14:52,384 Why have you been ignoring me? 1980 01:14:52,418 --> 01:14:54,006 Like what the hell? 1981 01:14:55,421 --> 01:14:57,838 - Honestly, I'm really regretful 1982 01:14:57,872 --> 01:15:00,530 about the way everything played out 1983 01:15:00,565 --> 01:15:04,016 and I said some really shitty things. 1984 01:15:04,051 --> 01:15:07,503 And that the fact that that's all, I don't know 1985 01:15:07,537 --> 01:15:09,435 fuckin' recorded somewhere is scary 1986 01:15:09,470 --> 01:15:12,093 and I've been trying not to think about it 1987 01:15:12,128 --> 01:15:13,336 to be honest. 1988 01:15:13,370 --> 01:15:14,717 Yeah, just been trying to move on. 1989 01:15:14,751 --> 01:15:15,787 - I get that. 1990 01:15:18,341 --> 01:15:20,205 I was really shitty too. 1991 01:15:20,239 --> 01:15:21,689 - Yeah we were pretty shitty to each other. 1992 01:15:21,724 --> 01:15:22,897 - I'm really sorry. 1993 01:15:22,932 --> 01:15:24,140 - You're sorry? 1994 01:15:24,174 --> 01:15:27,212 - Yeah, I'm sorry it got as bad as it did. 1995 01:15:27,246 --> 01:15:29,455 That's not what I wanted at all. 1996 01:15:29,490 --> 01:15:32,286 - What exactly are you sorry about? 1997 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,391 - Sorry for being mean to you. 1998 01:15:34,426 --> 01:15:36,773 - I'm definitely sorry for being that mean to you. 1999 01:15:36,808 --> 01:15:38,085 I think it was really unwarranted 2000 01:15:38,119 --> 01:15:40,121 and maybe even having the camera there, 2001 01:15:40,156 --> 01:15:41,675 made us act a little differently. 2002 01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:42,607 - Sure. 2003 01:15:42,641 --> 01:15:44,574 - It got pretty fucked up. 2004 01:15:44,609 --> 01:15:46,576 - I do wanna say though, 2005 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:50,097 it made a really good movie. 2006 01:15:52,099 --> 01:15:54,757 Yeah, like Peter shot it so well. 2007 01:15:56,172 --> 01:15:58,208 This could go to like festivals, dude. 2008 01:15:58,243 --> 01:15:59,589 You have to see it. 2009 01:15:59,624 --> 01:16:01,418 - So us being shitty to each other 2010 01:16:01,453 --> 01:16:03,213 in Vegas could go to festivals? 2011 01:16:03,248 --> 01:16:06,285 - I'm just saying, I don't want Grandma getting sick 2012 01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:10,289 and our relationship going to shit to be for nothing. 2013 01:16:10,324 --> 01:16:11,636 - Well, a big part of me feels like 2014 01:16:11,670 --> 01:16:13,948 we should take the footage and set it on fire 2015 01:16:13,983 --> 01:16:17,849 and show it to no one because we are so shitty in it. 2016 01:16:17,883 --> 01:16:19,126 - This could be good for Shmooly, 2017 01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:22,129 this would be good for you, I promise. 2018 01:16:22,163 --> 01:16:23,820 The content is dope. 2019 01:16:25,270 --> 01:16:26,478 I just need you do sign this, 2020 01:16:26,512 --> 01:16:27,859 and we can move forward with it. 2021 01:16:27,893 --> 01:16:28,687 I think-- 2022 01:16:28,722 --> 01:16:31,172 [Abe laughing] 2023 01:16:31,207 --> 01:16:32,864 It's just a release. 2024 01:16:34,451 --> 01:16:35,625 - I'll take a look at the footage 2025 01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:39,249 and if it's not the worst thing ever, maybe. 2026 01:16:40,423 --> 01:16:42,218 - I'm happy to show it to you, seriously. 2027 01:16:42,252 --> 01:16:43,737 You're great in it. [Abe laughs] 2028 01:16:43,771 --> 01:16:47,948 Also, I would love it if you edited, just to give some-- 2029 01:16:47,982 --> 01:16:49,639 - Now it all makes sense. 2030 01:16:49,674 --> 01:16:51,330 Okay you want me to edit the footage. 2031 01:16:51,365 --> 01:16:54,264 - Well no, just to give some of your perspective on it. 2032 01:16:54,299 --> 01:16:56,266 So it's coming from both of us. I wanna be partners on this. 2033 01:16:56,301 --> 01:16:58,027 - Okay, I will take a look at the footage, 2034 01:16:58,061 --> 01:16:59,511 and we can go from there. 2035 01:16:59,545 --> 01:17:01,478 I'm not gonna sign anything but show me the footage. 2036 01:17:01,513 --> 01:17:03,170 - You're gonna like it. 2037 01:17:03,204 --> 01:17:07,450 - I'm sure I'm gonna have some kind of response to it. 2038 01:17:07,484 --> 01:17:10,936 - And honestly, I do really care about you, 2039 01:17:10,971 --> 01:17:12,904 and I am very sorry that it turned out like this, 2040 01:17:12,938 --> 01:17:15,216 and I do want us to be friends. 2041 01:17:15,251 --> 01:17:16,804 Seriously. 2042 01:17:16,839 --> 01:17:19,358 - I meant that, when I said that. 2043 01:17:19,393 --> 01:17:21,188 I think that would be cool. 2044 01:17:21,222 --> 01:17:22,948 And I don't hate you. 2045 01:17:24,260 --> 01:17:25,606 - I don't hate you either. 2046 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,677 - I mean in the moment I felt that. 2047 01:17:27,712 --> 01:17:29,541 I was like, fucking A 2048 01:17:29,575 --> 01:17:30,991 I hate her in that moment. 2049 01:17:31,025 --> 01:17:33,510 But I don't feel that. - Just give me a hug. 2050 01:17:33,545 --> 01:17:34,442 - Okay. 2051 01:17:34,477 --> 01:17:36,686 - Just give me a hug please. 2052 01:17:41,829 --> 01:17:44,660 - It's definitely good to see you. 2053 01:17:46,938 --> 01:17:49,354 ♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish 2054 01:17:49,388 --> 01:17:51,390 ♪ And I'm buzzed bombed and blitzed ♪ 2055 01:17:51,425 --> 01:17:56,119 ♪ I found love really exists 2056 01:17:56,154 --> 01:18:01,159 ♪ I found love when we kissed 2057 01:18:02,332 --> 01:18:03,955 ♪ It must be love or else I'm drunk ♪ 2058 01:18:03,989 --> 01:18:06,095 ♪ These foolish fleeting thoughts I've thunk ♪ 2059 01:18:06,129 --> 01:18:10,547 ♪ Must be a dream, those lips I've kissed ♪ 2060 01:18:10,582 --> 01:18:13,205 ♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish 2061 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,483 ♪ And I'm buzzed, bombed and blitzed ♪ 2062 01:18:15,518 --> 01:18:20,281 ♪ I found love really exists 2063 01:18:20,316 --> 01:18:24,147 ♪ I found love when we kissed 2064 01:18:47,895 --> 01:18:52,900 ♪ I found love really, really, really exists ♪ 2065 01:18:58,285 --> 01:19:00,770 ♪ What a kiss 140207

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