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- [Abe] Where should
we go after this?
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- We should go make out.
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[camera clicks]
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[camera clicks]
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- Is this thing broken?
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- What's happening?
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It says no standing.
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Is that why?
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[upbeat rock music]
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This shit is so good.
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- Argh!
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[camera clicks]
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[upbeat rock music]
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- Ice cream, ice cream,
I want ice cream.
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[Jen chuckles]
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[camera clicks]
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[upbeat music]
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[camera clicks]
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- Which one for a pour over?
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[Jen gagging]
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- Avocado everything.
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[Jen laughing]
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[camera clicks]
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[camera clicks]
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[upbeat rock music]
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Drinking at the zoo.
- Drinking at the zoo.
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♪ Drinking at the zoo
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- How you liking the zoo, boo?
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- I'm just, I'm not feeling
great, maybe we don't record.
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- Zoo boo.
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♪ Are batshit crazy
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Good morning.
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- Can you not fucking
record right now?
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- Cute.
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- No, no not cute, stop.
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- Okay.
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Guys, I'm about to
ask my boyfriend, Abe
Schatz to marry me.
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I know it's a little
unconventional,
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a woman asking a man,
but I'm a boss bitch.
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So that's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm in his bungalow right
now while he's at work
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and I'm gonna ask him
in the coolest way.
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I can't wait for you to see.
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Marry me on a vegan,
gluten-free pizza.
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[Jen laughs]
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Woohoo.
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This is actually Abe's
hot sauce, Shmooly.
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It's his company.
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It's almost a company.
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We've got champagne.
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We're gonna surprise
the heck out of him.
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I just got the text.
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Abe's on his way.
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He'll be here in
like ten minutes.
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Yeah!
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[door clicks]
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[Abe mumbling]
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- Hey.
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- Hi!
- What's up, how are you doing?
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- Welcome home.
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[Abe and Jen kisses]
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How are you?
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- I'm good.
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Traffic was kind of a beast.
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Oh, got me there.
- Yeah?
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Always is.
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Did you eat?
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I got you pizza.
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I did, we had nachos.
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Three of us.
- No!
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- Went to the wine
bar where I work.
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- Aw, that's fun.
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Just one.
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- No, not right now.
- It's gluten free, vegan.
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- Little bit later.
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Let's just keep it there.
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- Please?
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- Like one?
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[Jen laughs]
In a little bit,
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in a little bit.
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- I've been here
waiting for you.
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I got champagne, and
your sauce is out.
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Just have one.
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Just have a bite.
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- Okay, all right.
- Just have a bite.
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[box creaking]
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- Hmm.
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[box taps]
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Is this, are you serious?
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Oh my God, you got the ring.
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Yes of course.
[Jen stutters]
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- No, no, yes.
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I absolutely wanna marry you.
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I absolutely wanna marry you.
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[lips smacks]
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Now, come here.
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I'm sorry I hesitated.
- Okay.
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- Oh.
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Yes.
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- It's yes?
- Yes, of course, of course.
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[Abe and Jen kissing]
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- He said yes!
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Okay, so you just have to be
used to having a camera on you
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and not get weird.
- Yeah.
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- Be okay with it.
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- I'm not hating
being on camera,
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it just makes me act
a little different.
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I get a little bit
more in my head.
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Even just now.
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I'm sorry I couldn't cum.
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I really wanted to.
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You had me there but
I just couldn't do it.
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I feel bad.
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- I'm not upset about it.
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- I know, I just feel bad that
I couldn't make it happen.
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I was almost there and
then it was just like,
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nope, not gonna happen.
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- You made me squirt
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so I'm fine.
- I love making you squirt.
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It's one of my favorite joys
in life making you squirt.
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- Should we have this be the
start of our engagement video?
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[horns booming]
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So I grew up in
Phoenix, Arizona, and
I spend a lot of time
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with my favorite
people, my grandparents.
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They actually met in Vegas
before they got married,
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so they'd like to take road
trips and bring me along.
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And it was my favorite place.
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We'd lounge by the pool,
go to all the buffets.
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My grandma was
really into gambling.
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Abe and I have never been before
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so I'm gonna take him and show
him all my favorite places.
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I'm really excited.
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Yeah, what happens in
Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Peter, so I'm thinking,
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if you can just try
to get everything,
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as much as you can,
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the ups, the downs, whatever.
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What I'm trying to do
with this is actually,
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make the craziest, best,
wedding documentary possible.
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Abe doesn't really know this
so just [clicks tongue] okay.
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But I know I'm just a
production coordinator at work,
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but I really like being on
camera, I like directing,
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I'm trying to get out of that.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, I want this to be legit.
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The ups and downs.
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Just all the things you
don't usually see, you know?
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Okay, good.
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Don't say anything.
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Check this out.
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[Jen laughs]
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#SCHATZAMORE.
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Abe is gonna dig that one.
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It's really hard coming
up with a hashtag.
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Look, he's gonna be a mime.
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[Jen laughs]
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Now to figure out
what I'm gonna wear
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to go out, to go
with Abe's outfits.
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How ho do I go?
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You know what I mean?
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- [Peter] We're doing this.
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- Yeah, this is Peter.
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What's up? I've heard
so much about you.
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- [Peter] I've heard
so much about you.
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- Ugh.
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- [Peter] Congratulations
on the engagement.
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Thanks man, thanks.
- You fired up?
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I am yeah.
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I wasn't so sure what
to make about this.
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Like her bringing a cameraman in
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and having cameras
in my face and all
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but it's cool.
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- [Peter] Dude we're gonna
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have so much fun.
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- Getting this hot sauce
company off the ground.
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- [Peter] Goodness.
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- It's kind of a
name for a jerk.
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It's like a Yiddish,
Jewish jerk sorta name.
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I just thought it
would be funny.
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I don't know what you eat
or can't eat but it's good.
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Let's get this going.
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Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
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- Let's make this happen, yeah.
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- You're so cute.
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[lips smacking]
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I have to cover up
my kombucha rash.
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- Are they adding
stuff to the kombucha?
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- I'm guessing
it's from kombucha.
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This is Grams' ring.
- This is the ring.
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Grams is not playing
around with this ring.
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- I know, look at that.
- Grams gave her this ring.
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- It's vintage, it's real.
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Real deal guys.
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I love it.
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I love your penis finger pepper.
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- What?
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Penis finger?
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- That's a penis finger.
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- First of all, it
doesn't go with my yellow.
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You're clashing with my yellow.
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That's one thing, and I'm
kinda set on this shirt.
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- Okay, that's actually fair.
- Second of all,
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it's a freaking product
placement, Shmooly Sauce.
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It's like a billboard.
[Abe breathing heavily]
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- What should I wear?
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I mean, I have all my
other stuff in the car.
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- Your dark gray would
go good with this.
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- Dark gray?
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, we'll look like a--
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- Let me direct.
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Thank you, I love you.
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- Okay, I love you too.
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[gentle music]
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Yeah, we're celebrating.
- [Cashier] Congratulations.
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- Not yet.
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- We're about to
be getting married.
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We're celebrating
our engagement.
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- It's for the engagement.
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- We're going to Vegas.
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- [Cashier] How fun, lucky you.
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- Thank you.
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- I'm gonna go use the bathroom,
then I'll be ready to go.
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Number one!
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- [Peter] How do
you feel so far?
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- You're doing good.
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- [Peter] Yeah?
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- You're getting a lot of stuff.
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- [Peter] I'm
getting everything.
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- He's very clearly
anxious on camera.
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[potato chip crunches]
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He couldn't drive and
talk at the same time.
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It was making me so scared.
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Maybe he'll warm up soon.
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It takes a little time
to get used to it.
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Here he comes.
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Come on, we're ready!
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We're ready, we're
ready for you!
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- [Peter] Oh my God,
who waves like that?
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- I think it's because
I was doing it.
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- [Peter] Yeah, good save.
- Come on!
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[gentle music]
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♪ Tell me that you love me
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♪ Even when I think
the silly things ♪
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♪ I never was a gambler
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♪ But I know when to
bet on a sure thing ♪
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[camera clicks]
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[camera clicks]
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[camera clicks]
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[camera clicks]
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[camera clicks]
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- Definitely, communication
is the number one.
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Never go to bed angry.
- Honesty,
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we're all about honesty.
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Honesty is our big thing.
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- High five on that.
- Yes, everything.
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- It's gonna work boo.
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It's gonna work.
- Thank you.
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I wish you nothing but the best.
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You guys are a cute couple.
- [Abe] Thank you so much.
263
00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,864
- And I'm so glad to meet you
guys, enjoy every last moment.
264
00:09:14,899 --> 00:09:16,072
- That's so sweet of you.
265
00:09:16,107 --> 00:09:17,695
- It is definitely a
blessing. It really is.
266
00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:19,593
Don't let nobody tell
you anything negative
about marriage.
267
00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:20,594
- Thank you.
268
00:09:20,629 --> 00:09:22,458
- It's work but it's very--
269
00:09:22,492 --> 00:09:25,979
It's work but it's
a great experience
270
00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:28,119
if you're with the person
that you need to be with.
271
00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:29,396
You feel what I'm saying?
- I do.
272
00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:30,673
- [Peter] One, two, three.
273
00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:32,779
- [Everyone] Schatzamore!
274
00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:37,887
- I love Eddie World,
this is amazing.
275
00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:40,234
It's too bright.
276
00:09:40,269 --> 00:09:42,443
I can't see if this
looks good or not.
277
00:09:42,478 --> 00:09:45,585
- [Peter] What's
going on back there?
278
00:09:47,656 --> 00:09:49,416
- He's kinda yelling.
279
00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:52,453
- [Peter] Who is he talking to?
280
00:09:52,488 --> 00:09:55,284
- He's talking to Victor,
that's his investor.
281
00:09:55,318 --> 00:09:57,873
The guy that's giving him all
the money for the hot sauce.
282
00:09:57,907 --> 00:10:00,323
I don't really like this guy.
283
00:10:02,049 --> 00:10:02,947
Oh my gosh.
284
00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:05,190
Hey babe.
285
00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:06,778
- He's out.
286
00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:09,885
Victor pulled out, whole thing.
287
00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:10,713
- What?
288
00:10:10,748 --> 00:10:11,956
- Yeah, no.
289
00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:14,061
30 grand, I asked if he
could put fifteen in.
290
00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:15,166
He's out.
291
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,685
- Honey.
292
00:10:16,719 --> 00:10:17,927
[Abe sighs]
293
00:10:17,962 --> 00:10:19,688
Okay hey, hey.
294
00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:22,587
Don't, we're in this together,
we're gonna figure it out.
295
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,176
[gentle music]
296
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,077
Shatzamore.
- Shatzamore.
297
00:10:30,112 --> 00:10:32,493
- It's the best hashtag
any wedding has ever seen.
298
00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:34,288
- #SHATZAMORE.
299
00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:35,358
Let's do it.
300
00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:36,843
- Okay.
301
00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:39,708
[gentle music]
302
00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:41,744
Shatzamore!
- Shatzamore!
303
00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:45,472
[camera clicks]
304
00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:48,371
[gentle music]
305
00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:49,890
[camera clicks]
306
00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:50,719
[camera clicks]
307
00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:51,581
[gentle music]
308
00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:52,410
[car beeps]
309
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,618
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
310
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,068
- Vegas!
311
00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:58,727
- We're here!
[Jen laughing]
312
00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,385
- You're so white and cute.
- Sorry, I'm so stupid.
313
00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,214
Aww thank you.
314
00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:04,042
[Abe laughs]
315
00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:05,457
- I love that.
316
00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:07,805
I'm so glad that all of
this is being filmed.
317
00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:08,909
- This is crazy.
318
00:11:08,944 --> 00:11:09,841
- Are you freaking out?
319
00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:11,325
- No, I am excited.
320
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,363
[Jen laughing]
I think this is amazing.
321
00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:17,159
I just need to take some
ibuprofen, get a little CBD,
322
00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,471
we'll chill out
for a bit and then-
323
00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:20,887
- You're so stressed
all the time.
324
00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:22,440
- I'm not stressed,
I'm not stressed.
325
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,994
- You're like, "I'm really
excited, I'm really happy.
326
00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:28,342
"I just need to take some
CBD oil and some ibuprofen."
327
00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:30,759
- No, I'm just feeling a
lot of things right now.
328
00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:31,621
It's like 98% amazing.
329
00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:32,450
I just got the--
330
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,796
- [Jen] I know--
331
00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,214
- The Victor stuff
is kinda in my brain
332
00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:39,560
but I'm trying to
compartmentalize.
333
00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:41,735
- Let's make a fuck Victor video
334
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,633
and just send it off to him?
335
00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:46,602
How do I look lit
by the Vegas lights?
336
00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:47,430
- [Abe] You look beautiful.
337
00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:48,569
- With my ring?
338
00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:50,054
Grams would be so proud.
339
00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:52,539
[jazz music]
340
00:11:58,407 --> 00:12:02,066
♪ Bang that drum and
let's get on with this ♪
341
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,275
♪ Fire that shot
342
00:12:04,309 --> 00:12:06,380
♪ I like you a lot
343
00:12:06,415 --> 00:12:11,213
♪ Fly that dove, it's
time we fell in love ♪
344
00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:13,663
[jazz music]
345
00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:20,912
[Jen laughing]
346
00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:21,844
Zoom in on this.
347
00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:22,672
[hiphop music in the background]
348
00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:24,433
- [Abe] Oh shit, nice.
349
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:25,710
What you doing?
350
00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:30,370
- Making you a beverage.
351
00:12:30,404 --> 00:12:31,267
Cheers.
352
00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:32,475
- [Abe] Cheers.
353
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,029
- Welcome to Vegas, babe.
354
00:12:34,063 --> 00:12:35,651
- [Abe] Yeah, this is your spot.
355
00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:38,758
- Before we get
outta here, we can,
356
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:42,037
do something with
the camera off.
357
00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:43,521
Take off your robe.
358
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,798
Get naked.
359
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,558
- [Abe] Naked time
is happening now.
360
00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:47,387
- Do it!
361
00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:48,491
Stop the camera.
362
00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:49,320
- [Abe] I'm doing it.
363
00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:50,148
It's coming off.
364
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:51,218
Dick is coming out.
365
00:12:51,253 --> 00:12:53,842
[hip-hop music]
366
00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:56,465
[gentle music]
367
00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:03,541
♪ I thought that love
was just some stuff ♪
368
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:07,821
♪ Some stuff of
which I had enough ♪
369
00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:10,617
♪ I thought I'd be thrilled
370
00:13:10,651 --> 00:13:12,826
♪ Just to be filled
371
00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:17,762
♪ With spirits
spilled from a cup ♪
372
00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:21,766
♪ Took time to discover
373
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,459
♪ From one night to another
374
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,117
- You're so tall in these heels.
375
00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:28,946
- I know.
376
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,671
- I love it, sort of.
377
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:31,983
- Yeah, you look small.
378
00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:33,916
- I'm like all small now.
[Jen laughing]
379
00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:35,090
- Is everything okay?
380
00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:36,954
On the phone you looked
a little worried.
381
00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:37,989
- Yeah, all-
382
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:40,612
Okay, let's get the photo stuff.
383
00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:41,579
[camera clicks]
384
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,407
[camera clicks]
385
00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:45,134
[camera clicks]
386
00:13:45,169 --> 00:13:46,239
- Are you sure you're okay?
387
00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:47,447
You all right?
388
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,865
- Stop, calm down.
- Okay, okay.
389
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:52,728
All right.
390
00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:59,114
I'm sorry that I
can't control my--
391
00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:01,875
I don't know.
392
00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,083
I've got like no
control down there.
393
00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:04,291
I'm sorry.
394
00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:06,017
- Babe, I don't care
about how fast you cum.
395
00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:07,363
Don't stress about it.
- Okay.
396
00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,262
Are you okay?
- I'm not thinking about it.
397
00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:11,022
- That's not why you're upset?
398
00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:11,885
[camera clicks]
399
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,713
[camera clicks]
400
00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:13,991
[camera clicks]
401
00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:16,614
[camera clicks]
402
00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:20,998
Did something
happen on that call?
403
00:14:21,032 --> 00:14:21,861
- Yeah.
404
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:22,723
[camera clicks]
405
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,380
[camera clicks]
406
00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:25,899
It's really annoying
407
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:27,590
that you always think it's
about you cumming too soon
408
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:28,902
or too not soon enough.
409
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:30,145
- Well you said
it's not about that
410
00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:31,940
so what's going on?
- I know.
411
00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:33,389
- Can you just--
412
00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,357
- Can we just do the photos
and the video please?
413
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:38,843
- I just wanna know why
you're kind of in a mood.
414
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,949
- God, you're being so selfish.
415
00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:42,019
- How am I being selfish?
416
00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:43,261
I'm asking about you.
417
00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:44,918
- My Grams just got
taken to the hospital.
418
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:46,333
- Grams is in the hospital?
419
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:47,162
- Yes!
420
00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:48,232
- What happened?
421
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:49,095
- Stop.
422
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,408
- What do you wanna do?
423
00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:53,962
- Just!
424
00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:55,446
Are we good here?
425
00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:58,449
[camera clicks]
426
00:14:58,483 --> 00:14:59,968
[camera clicks]
427
00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:02,418
[camera clicks]
428
00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:03,764
- Grams had a stroke?
429
00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:05,076
- Yeah.
430
00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:06,802
- Because grandpa
had a stroke too
431
00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,010
which is really fucked up.
432
00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:09,805
- Do they know how
bad it was yet?
433
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,013
- She fell.
434
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:13,982
They're X-raying to see
if she broke her hip.
435
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:14,914
- Holy shit.
436
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:15,915
- Yeah.
437
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,054
- So sorry about
everything with Grams.
438
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,262
It's so awful.
439
00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:21,713
Do you want a drink?
440
00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:22,956
- You should hold
on to that one.
441
00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:23,992
- Yeah.
- Yes, I agree.
442
00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:24,993
She's great.
443
00:15:25,027 --> 00:15:26,546
Do you want me to get
like the biggest tequilas
444
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:27,271
that I can find?
445
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,789
- Yeah.
- Okay.
446
00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:30,136
Just hold on for a second.
[lips smacking]
447
00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:31,447
Just stay here.
448
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:38,489
- They're gonna do
surgery tomorrow.
449
00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:42,976
See if she makes it.
450
00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:45,979
- We don't have to do
anything else tonight.
451
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,567
We don't have to keep recording.
452
00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:48,671
We don't have to do anything.
453
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:51,743
Just tell me what I can do.
454
00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:54,850
- Let's try to make
the most of this.
455
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:55,713
- Yeah.
456
00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:02,616
[Abe gulps]
457
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:10,176
When my grandfather
fell and broke his hip,
458
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:11,108
it was not good.
459
00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:12,902
He died like six weeks later.
460
00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:13,869
It was bad.
461
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:17,977
I'm sorry, no I didn't
mean it like that.
462
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,668
I just wanted to-
463
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:20,772
[Abe sighs]
464
00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:23,016
That's what happened.
465
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:24,673
I think everything could
be different with Grams.
466
00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:26,709
- Why would you say that?
[Jen sobbing]
467
00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,228
- No, no, I didn't
mean it like that.
468
00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:29,919
I didn't mean it like
that. [Jen sobbing]
469
00:16:29,954 --> 00:16:31,162
I just--
470
00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:33,268
Grams is gonna be fine,
Grams is gonna be fine.
471
00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:34,994
I promise Grams
is gonna be fine.
472
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,133
I mean, I can't promise that,
473
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,169
but I really hope
Grams is gonna be fine.
474
00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:39,826
- You're not helping.
475
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,862
We're gonna have
the best content.
476
00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:43,864
It's gonna be so good,
477
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:45,211
it's gonna be so good.
478
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:46,488
Me and Peter,
479
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:47,799
we're gonna start a
production company.
480
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:48,731
- Cheers to that.
481
00:16:48,766 --> 00:16:49,974
- Cheers.
482
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,494
- [Peter] You guys
look beautiful.
483
00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:53,426
- Thank you.
484
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,737
- You're beautiful, my friend.
485
00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:55,600
Oh.
486
00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:58,086
- This place fucking sucks.
487
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,088
- I know, all these
people around here.
488
00:17:00,122 --> 00:17:01,641
- Just a bunch of douchers.
489
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:02,469
- Yeah.
490
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:04,333
- Fucking idiots.
491
00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:05,196
- Idiots.
492
00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:09,269
[Abe and Jen kissing]
493
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:11,616
Chug.
- Chug this shit.
494
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:12,617
- Chug it.
- Chug it.
495
00:17:12,652 --> 00:17:13,618
- To Grams.
496
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:15,137
- To Grams, to Grams'
speedy recovery.
497
00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:16,000
[Abe and Jen kissing]
498
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,760
- To Grams, to Grams.
499
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,556
Oh, I love Grams so much.
500
00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:22,696
I hope she's okay.
501
00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:23,904
- Grams is gonna be fine.
502
00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:26,217
Don't worry about
Grams, she's gonna be--
503
00:17:26,252 --> 00:17:27,667
She's a trooper.
504
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,979
Everything you told me
about Grams is just amazing.
505
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:31,291
- Let's go.
506
00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:32,741
Let's get the fuck outta here.
507
00:17:32,775 --> 00:17:33,880
- Grams is amazing,
508
00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:34,881
she's gonna be so good.
- Let's go babe.
509
00:17:34,915 --> 00:17:35,709
- Come on here.
510
00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:36,848
Let me help you up.
511
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:37,987
- Let's go.
- Come on, let's go.
512
00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:38,885
- Peter, good night.
- Ah, shit.
513
00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:39,679
Shit shit shit.
- Oh, God.
514
00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:40,473
- Sorry about that.
515
00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:41,232
No, no it's all empty.
516
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,303
- Okay I got it.
517
00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:45,133
Where are you going?
518
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,410
- Let's go this way.
519
00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:48,619
♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish
520
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,862
♪ And I'm buzzed,
bombed and blitzed ♪
521
00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:55,591
♪ I found love really exists
522
00:17:55,626 --> 00:18:00,631
♪ I found love when we kissed
523
00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,703
♪ It must be love
or else I'm drunk ♪
524
00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:05,946
♪ These foolish, fleeting
thoughts I've thunk ♪
525
00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:10,227
♪ Must be a dream,
those lips I've kissed ♪
526
00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:13,161
♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish
527
00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:15,266
♪ And I'm buzzed,
bombed and blitzed ♪
528
00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:19,891
♪ I've found love
really exists ♪
529
00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:23,757
♪ I found love when we kissed
530
00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,039
[Jen laughs]
531
00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:32,835
- I'm feeling lame for
being in the hotel room
532
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:35,666
in Vegas at 10 o'clock at night.
533
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,668
We're old now.
534
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:41,810
Who's that hot woman with that
old Jewish complaining man?
535
00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:42,638
What else?
536
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:44,675
What else is it?
537
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:49,576
- Can you just promise me that
whatever happens between us,
538
00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:53,097
I just always want
us to be friends.
539
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,308
I can't predict the
future, I can't predict...
540
00:18:57,343 --> 00:18:59,034
- What are you talking about?
541
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,000
Why are you trying--
542
00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:01,692
What are you doing?
543
00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:02,520
- I'm not doing anything.
544
00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:03,349
I'm just--
545
00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:04,867
- Wake up.
546
00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:06,766
- Why are you all mad?
547
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,458
- Because you just
became my fiance
548
00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:12,875
and you just told me
that whatever happens
let's be friends.
549
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,844
I don't wanna be your friend,
we're gonna get married.
550
00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:19,261
- No I'm just saying like, I
don't know what I'm saying.
551
00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:20,504
I'm sorry.
552
00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:22,747
- What are you not
being honest about?
553
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:23,886
You're not telling--
554
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:24,818
- We were just chilling.
555
00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:26,958
How did this get all weird?
556
00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:29,823
- You made it fucking weird.
557
00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:31,687
You're gonna tell me tomorrow.
558
00:19:31,722 --> 00:19:35,070
Whatever you're not telling me.
559
00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:38,211
[Jen snoring]
560
00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:39,661
- Do you want me
to make you squirt?
561
00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:40,524
- Stop.
562
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,354
Stop.
563
00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:44,390
- I'm sorry.
564
00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:49,878
♪ With you I could
stay far beyond ♪
565
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:54,365
♪ When the dawn greets the day
566
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:59,405
♪ It won't be just
another jump in the hay ♪
567
00:20:02,477 --> 00:20:04,064
[Peter knocks]
568
00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:05,894
[door squeaks]
569
00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:07,585
- Good morning!
570
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,104
[Jen laughs]
571
00:20:09,138 --> 00:20:12,763
Welcome, you ready for a big
exciting day on The Strip?
572
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:13,591
Abe is back here.
573
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:14,558
Abe, say hi!
574
00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:19,218
We've got a busy day planned.
575
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,943
I don't wanna say
too much about it
576
00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:22,704
because I want it
to be exciting.
577
00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:24,844
But we're gonna get some
photos sent to Grams.
578
00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:26,570
Don't let me forget, okay?
579
00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:27,502
- No, of course not.
580
00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:29,435
- Gotta send Grams some photos.
581
00:20:30,712 --> 00:20:32,990
Yeah, hope you're ready to...
582
00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:37,477
Mmh.
583
00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:40,031
[door slams]
584
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:40,825
[Jen knocking]
585
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:41,688
Abe.
586
00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:44,588
Abe!
587
00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:45,520
[Jen knocking]
588
00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:47,694
- [Abe] It'll just be a second.
589
00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:50,835
- We gotta get going babe.
We got a lot to do today.
590
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:51,664
Come on buddy.
591
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:52,527
[Jen knocks]
592
00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:53,355
- [Abe] I hear you.
593
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:55,184
Just give me a sec.
594
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:56,289
- What are you doing right now?
595
00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:57,394
We have to get all this done.
596
00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:58,705
You're hiding in the bathroom.
597
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,189
- I'm not hiding.
598
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,915
I'm finding all this
really invasive right now.
599
00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,192
- Does this have something to do
600
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:04,539
with what you said last night?
601
00:21:04,573 --> 00:21:07,127
About us just being friends?
- Oh God.
602
00:21:07,162 --> 00:21:10,096
I'm not saying anything
about us just being friends.
603
00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:12,823
I was kind of fucked up when
we had that conversation.
604
00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,100
- So we're gonna
talk about this.
605
00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:15,308
Hey, we're just gonna be honest.
606
00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:17,137
This is part of the process.
607
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:19,588
Let's just be
honest with me here.
608
00:21:19,623 --> 00:21:24,628
- It's about us and I would
rather it not be on camera.
609
00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:27,216
- Oh it's gonna be on camera.
610
00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:29,702
[Abe sighs]
Come on.
611
00:21:29,736 --> 00:21:31,945
- Can you just let me
have a second here?
612
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,326
Can you just?
- What are you gonna do?
613
00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:34,603
What do you need a second for?
614
00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:35,846
Come on, let's go
in the other room.
615
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,123
- I just need to wash my face.
616
00:21:37,157 --> 00:21:37,951
Just give me a second.
617
00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:39,159
- Two minutes.
618
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,645
Let's go in there.
619
00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:46,132
Re-set for some
good lighting, okay?
620
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,133
- We're really doing this?
621
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,341
- Yes.
622
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:49,687
- We gotta get
this on camera?
623
00:21:49,722 --> 00:21:50,688
- Yes.
624
00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:52,552
You'll be glad you did later.
625
00:21:52,587 --> 00:21:54,036
- Okay.
626
00:21:54,071 --> 00:21:56,901
- Just be honest with me
and tell me what's going on.
627
00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:59,904
- The night when
you proposed to me.
628
00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:02,562
- Yeah.
629
00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:06,463
- You know I came back a
little bit late from work.
630
00:22:09,017 --> 00:22:10,536
- Abe?
- Okay.
631
00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:14,643
- A bunch of us went out to
get drinks at the wine bar,
632
00:22:14,678 --> 00:22:16,611
and we got snacks and--
633
00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:18,164
- Right.
634
00:22:18,198 --> 00:22:20,373
- I got a ride
back to the office.
635
00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:22,651
This was around like 5 o'clock.
636
00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:23,894
- Who gave you a ride back?
637
00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:27,138
- This woman I work
with, her name is Murni.
638
00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:29,140
We'd had a few drinks.
- Murni?
639
00:22:29,175 --> 00:22:30,279
- Murni is her name.
640
00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:32,040
She is Indonesian.
641
00:22:32,074 --> 00:22:34,801
It's a common name in Indonesia.
642
00:22:34,836 --> 00:22:39,185
I wasn't expecting this to
happen but she kissed me.
643
00:22:40,428 --> 00:22:43,500
And I let it go on
for a few seconds.
644
00:22:43,534 --> 00:22:44,397
- A few seconds?
645
00:22:44,432 --> 00:22:45,329
- Yeah.
646
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,504
- So you kissed her back?
647
00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,885
- You could say that, I did.
648
00:22:51,335 --> 00:22:52,923
- How many seconds?
649
00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:55,857
How many seconds?
650
00:22:55,891 --> 00:22:57,376
- I wasn't clocking it.
651
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:58,307
I don't know.
652
00:22:58,342 --> 00:22:59,792
But that's all that happened.
653
00:22:59,826 --> 00:23:02,415
We kissed. She kissed me.
- Did you guys have sex?
654
00:23:02,450 --> 00:23:05,004
- We did not have sex.
We kissed, that's it.
655
00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:07,178
And it's been--
656
00:23:08,145 --> 00:23:09,422
- How drunk were you?
657
00:23:09,457 --> 00:23:10,768
You didn't seem drunk
when you came home.
658
00:23:10,803 --> 00:23:12,287
- I was buzzed.
659
00:23:12,321 --> 00:23:13,115
I had a few drinks.
660
00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:14,082
I was feeling--
661
00:23:14,116 --> 00:23:15,532
- You didn't seem drunk at all.
662
00:23:15,566 --> 00:23:17,050
You didn't seem buzzed when
you walked in the door.
663
00:23:17,085 --> 00:23:19,190
- Well that was two and a
half, three hours later.
664
00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:20,433
I waited.
665
00:23:20,468 --> 00:23:21,883
I had a couple things
I had to transcode.
666
00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:24,092
- What did you do
in that three hours?
667
00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:25,369
So you--
668
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,301
- I had footage.
669
00:23:26,335 --> 00:23:27,302
I still had to transcode.
670
00:23:27,336 --> 00:23:28,752
It was my last day, I
had to make sure all
671
00:23:28,786 --> 00:23:32,031
of it was taken care
of before I headed out.
672
00:23:32,065 --> 00:23:35,310
I wasn't expecting you to
propose to me that night.
673
00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:38,451
I've been carrying
this on my shoulders.
674
00:23:38,486 --> 00:23:39,590
Like literally I've
been carrying this
675
00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:41,178
on my shoulders.
- I wanna know more of--
676
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,317
Was there tongue?
677
00:23:42,351 --> 00:23:43,491
- No, I feel so bad about this.
678
00:23:43,525 --> 00:23:46,286
When I was driving
back I was tearing up.
679
00:23:46,321 --> 00:23:47,356
I felt so bad.
680
00:23:47,391 --> 00:23:48,875
- This is so embarrassing.
681
00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:51,084
- Yeah it is embarrassing
that we have cameras rolling
682
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,535
and you wanted me to
tell you this like this.
683
00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:56,642
- Well if you wouldn't
have made our with Murni.
684
00:23:56,676 --> 00:23:57,919
Murni!
685
00:23:57,953 --> 00:23:58,954
- I'm so sorry.
686
00:23:58,989 --> 00:24:00,404
I'm really sorry.
687
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,373
- If you feel like
I'm a piece of shit
688
00:24:04,408 --> 00:24:05,961
and you just don't wanna go on.
689
00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:07,480
- I what?
690
00:24:07,515 --> 00:24:08,585
- I don't know what I'm saying.
691
00:24:08,619 --> 00:24:09,655
- What did you just say?
- I feel so--
692
00:24:09,689 --> 00:24:11,622
- What did you just say?
693
00:24:11,657 --> 00:24:13,175
- I feel fucking
horrible about it.
694
00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:15,488
I've been holding this on
to me this entire time and--
695
00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:17,041
- Just stop, just stop.
696
00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:18,387
- I don't know what you
want me to do or say
697
00:24:18,422 --> 00:24:19,872
but you want it on camera so--
- Just shut up.
698
00:24:19,906 --> 00:24:21,149
- There you go.
699
00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:23,703
[Abe sighs]
700
00:24:23,738 --> 00:24:24,566
Fuck.
701
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:32,125
- Okay, so I'm thinking we
do the flamingo shirts first
702
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:35,439
and we can do the
Paris stuff afterwards.
703
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,406
So if you just wanna
get this on for me.
704
00:24:37,441 --> 00:24:38,580
- Babe I'm so sorry.
705
00:24:38,615 --> 00:24:41,652
No, I just feel
like such a fuck up.
706
00:24:41,687 --> 00:24:42,584
I don't--
707
00:24:42,619 --> 00:24:44,586
- It's fine, let's just--
708
00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:46,830
- I feel like I ruined the trip.
709
00:24:46,864 --> 00:24:47,865
- Just put on the shirt.
- I wanted to sit--
710
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,280
- Just put on the shirt please.
711
00:24:49,315 --> 00:24:50,627
- In my mind it was just a kiss.
712
00:24:50,661 --> 00:24:52,525
- Stop.
- I'd--
713
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,353
- Okay, all right.
714
00:24:53,388 --> 00:24:54,700
Let's go do this.
715
00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:55,563
- Thank you.
716
00:24:55,597 --> 00:24:56,425
- All right.
717
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:57,254
- Okay?
718
00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:58,082
- Okay.
719
00:24:58,117 --> 00:24:58,911
- Get excited.
720
00:24:58,945 --> 00:25:00,878
- I'm excited.
721
00:25:00,913 --> 00:25:03,502
[gentle music]
722
00:25:07,367 --> 00:25:10,854
♪ Some days are hard
723
00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:15,824
♪ It's other days are
harder to forget ♪
724
00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:21,312
♪ About the things
that you've done ♪
725
00:25:21,347 --> 00:25:22,762
- I just don't want
it to be something--
726
00:25:22,797 --> 00:25:24,937
- Just stop right now.
- I just don't want this--
727
00:25:24,971 --> 00:25:26,041
- Is this your first
time to our habitat?
728
00:25:26,076 --> 00:25:26,697
- Yes.
729
00:25:26,732 --> 00:25:27,871
- Yeah, oh cool.
730
00:25:27,905 --> 00:25:28,699
- Where's home?
731
00:25:28,734 --> 00:25:29,562
where you from?
732
00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:30,390
- L.A.
733
00:25:30,425 --> 00:25:31,460
- L.A.
734
00:25:31,495 --> 00:25:32,116
- I've got a whole bunch
735
00:25:32,151 --> 00:25:33,255
of them in here
736
00:25:33,290 --> 00:25:34,394
so just be careful.
- Oh my God.
737
00:25:34,429 --> 00:25:35,188
- Different variations,
from different--
738
00:25:35,223 --> 00:25:35,982
- [Abe and Jen] Whoah!
739
00:25:36,017 --> 00:25:36,914
- That's so sweet.
740
00:25:36,949 --> 00:25:38,260
- It's much darker and lighter.
741
00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:39,399
- That's so sweet of you.
- Then some--
742
00:25:39,434 --> 00:25:40,159
- Thank you!
743
00:25:40,193 --> 00:25:42,471
You're awesome!
- Thank you so much.
744
00:25:42,506 --> 00:25:44,508
Babe, flamingo feathers.
745
00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:50,583
I just lost one.
- You just lost a feather?
746
00:25:50,618 --> 00:25:52,792
- Yeah, it went back in the--
- Babe, stop!
747
00:25:52,827 --> 00:25:55,208
- We got like 30
of them in there.
748
00:25:55,243 --> 00:25:57,556
- She just went and
got these for us.
749
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:58,591
[camera clicks]
750
00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:01,076
[soft music]
751
00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:20,199
- Which is your favorite one?
752
00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:21,476
- Do you have a favorite?
753
00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:22,373
- Tika.
754
00:26:22,408 --> 00:26:23,996
- Which one's Tika?
755
00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:26,239
- And Delilah.
756
00:26:26,274 --> 00:26:27,102
- Nice.
757
00:26:31,348 --> 00:26:33,039
I don't wanna drop this bird.
758
00:26:33,074 --> 00:26:35,490
I don't wanna kill this bird.
759
00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:38,217
That one's good.
760
00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:39,149
- That one's really good.
761
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:41,634
Because your face is all stupid.
762
00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:44,085
- We'll take the one where
the green bird is kissing her.
763
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:44,913
- [Woman] All right.
764
00:26:44,948 --> 00:26:46,259
[Jen laughing]
765
00:26:46,294 --> 00:26:48,952
[camera clicks]
766
00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:52,887
- This is a good
call coming here.
767
00:26:52,921 --> 00:26:56,684
- This was a hotspot
for Gram and Gramps.
768
00:26:56,718 --> 00:26:59,410
- These ducks are so cute too.
769
00:26:59,445 --> 00:27:01,481
Look at that one over there,
770
00:27:01,516 --> 00:27:03,794
with the little orange beak.
771
00:27:03,829 --> 00:27:06,348
This wasn't full-on cheating.
772
00:27:06,383 --> 00:27:08,799
This was just a quick
thing that happened.
773
00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:10,629
- Okay, it was just a kiss?
774
00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,561
You promise it was just a kiss?
775
00:27:12,596 --> 00:27:13,493
- Mmm hmm, yeah.
776
00:27:13,528 --> 00:27:14,598
- Swear.
777
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,048
- I swear it was just a kiss.
778
00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:18,222
- And you promise that you
don't have something for her?
779
00:27:18,257 --> 00:27:19,051
- No.
780
00:27:19,085 --> 00:27:20,915
No, no, no, no, no, no.
781
00:27:20,949 --> 00:27:22,537
No no no.
782
00:27:22,571 --> 00:27:23,676
- Tell me that you're sorry,
783
00:27:23,711 --> 00:27:24,712
that it's not
gonna happen again,
784
00:27:24,746 --> 00:27:25,574
and we can move on.
785
00:27:25,609 --> 00:27:26,403
It was just a kiss.
786
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,163
- Babe, I'm so sorry.
787
00:27:28,198 --> 00:27:30,510
Nothing like this is
ever gonna happen again.
788
00:27:30,545 --> 00:27:32,858
- Tell me that you don't
have a thing for her.
789
00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:34,687
- I don't have a
thing for her at all.
790
00:27:34,722 --> 00:27:35,964
Not at all.
- Okay.
791
00:27:35,999 --> 00:27:37,379
Okay, good.
792
00:27:37,414 --> 00:27:39,312
- You're the one that I want.
793
00:27:39,347 --> 00:27:42,419
[birds chirping]
794
00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:45,353
[lips smacking]
795
00:27:45,387 --> 00:27:49,702
- So my favorite movies
are French New Wave
796
00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,808
like Godard and Truffaut.
797
00:27:53,326 --> 00:27:54,293
So we're gonna make.
798
00:27:54,327 --> 00:27:55,674
- Is it on my beard?
799
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,848
- Yeah, it looks really bad.
800
00:27:57,883 --> 00:28:00,609
All right, okay.
[Jen laughing]
801
00:28:00,644 --> 00:28:02,232
How long is this gonna take?
802
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,716
- I don't know, I still
gotta put on the eyes
803
00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:04,717
and the lipstick.
804
00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:06,270
- Lipstick?
805
00:28:06,305 --> 00:28:07,755
- Oh yeah, lipstick.
806
00:28:07,789 --> 00:28:08,721
Oops!
807
00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:09,653
- Lovely, ugh.
- Oh God.
808
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:10,861
Don't eat it, don't eat it.
809
00:28:10,896 --> 00:28:13,139
- We are gonna be in
public, like this.
810
00:28:13,174 --> 00:28:16,280
Wow.
[Jen laughing]
811
00:28:16,315 --> 00:28:18,351
I would be the worst drag queen.
812
00:28:18,386 --> 00:28:20,491
- Let me see your teeth.
813
00:28:20,526 --> 00:28:21,803
[Abe growls]
814
00:28:21,838 --> 00:28:23,184
You'd be a great drag queen.
815
00:28:23,218 --> 00:28:24,979
What are you talking about?
816
00:28:25,013 --> 00:28:26,843
You're doing a great job.
817
00:28:26,877 --> 00:28:28,603
- Oh, thank you.
818
00:28:28,637 --> 00:28:31,330
- He's all mime.
- Mime.
819
00:28:31,364 --> 00:28:34,091
[Peter laughing]
820
00:28:35,852 --> 00:28:37,301
Nice, nice move.
821
00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:39,027
- Thank you.
822
00:28:39,062 --> 00:28:41,616
- All right, now
we're wearing makeup.
823
00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:43,273
- We're out in public doing it.
824
00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:44,101
- We're out in public.
825
00:28:44,136 --> 00:28:45,378
We're doing it.
826
00:28:45,413 --> 00:28:46,586
[Abe and Jen laughing]
827
00:28:46,621 --> 00:28:49,935
Shit got weird.
828
00:28:49,969 --> 00:28:52,385
[rock music]
829
00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:07,780
[camera clicks]
830
00:29:07,815 --> 00:29:10,507
[camera clicks]
831
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:12,923
♪ Rev it up all night
832
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:15,926
♪ Staring out my little window
833
00:29:15,961 --> 00:29:18,515
[camera clicks]
834
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:20,759
♪ Running on synthetic
835
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:25,694
♪ I've been talking
to my shadow ♪
836
00:29:25,729 --> 00:29:29,802
♪ Get down
837
00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:32,253
♪ Hallelujah
838
00:29:35,601 --> 00:29:37,603
- Well, one of us
looks pretty good.
839
00:29:37,637 --> 00:29:39,536
- [Abe] I look like I
shouldn't be around kids.
840
00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:40,364
[Jen laughs]
841
00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:41,227
- You do.
842
00:29:42,228 --> 00:29:44,679
[jazz music]
843
00:30:06,252 --> 00:30:07,978
There's no drinking on the boat.
844
00:30:08,013 --> 00:30:08,979
- No drinking
845
00:30:09,014 --> 00:30:11,430
on the gondola.
- We gotta chug.
846
00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:15,744
[Jen and Abe humming]
847
00:30:17,643 --> 00:30:18,747
Shut up.
848
00:30:18,782 --> 00:30:19,576
- Assholes on a boat.
- He's wasted.
849
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:20,819
- Assholes on a boat.
850
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:21,992
- White girl wasted.
851
00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:25,030
[Gondolier singing]
852
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:34,108
- Oh.
853
00:30:34,142 --> 00:30:36,110
- Your dad messaged you.
854
00:30:36,144 --> 00:30:37,801
- I see that, thank you.
855
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,562
- You told him
about Grams, right?
856
00:30:42,185 --> 00:30:44,221
- Don't bring this up right now.
857
00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:46,568
- No I just, I don't know.
858
00:30:46,603 --> 00:30:47,742
- He already knows.
859
00:30:47,776 --> 00:30:49,261
- I don't wanna leave
your dad hanging
860
00:30:49,295 --> 00:30:51,090
if he's trying to reach you.
- Stop.
861
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,574
Stop it.
- Okay, okay.
862
00:30:52,609 --> 00:30:54,991
[jazz music]
863
00:31:05,242 --> 00:31:06,726
- [Peter] What's up with Jen?
864
00:31:06,761 --> 00:31:08,211
- I don't know.
865
00:31:08,245 --> 00:31:10,765
Her dad was really bothering
her on the gondola ride.
866
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:12,905
Texted her like four times.
867
00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:14,907
She and her Grams are so close
868
00:31:14,942 --> 00:31:17,979
and now Grams is
not in a good place.
869
00:31:19,015 --> 00:31:19,843
- No.
870
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:20,913
- [Abe] Shit.
871
00:31:22,225 --> 00:31:23,364
- You're making things really,
872
00:31:23,398 --> 00:31:25,193
really petty.
- You want something
from in there?
873
00:31:25,228 --> 00:31:26,125
Maybe some ice
cream or something.
874
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,092
- [Peter] Do they have sorbet?
875
00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:29,508
- [Abe] They do.
[Jen mumbling]
876
00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:30,336
[head thuds]
877
00:31:30,371 --> 00:31:33,477
[Jen crying]
878
00:31:33,512 --> 00:31:34,996
- What's going on?
879
00:31:37,274 --> 00:31:38,724
- She's bleeding profusely
- Oh no, oh my God.
880
00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:41,037
and she's in a coma.
881
00:31:41,071 --> 00:31:44,040
[sad music]
882
00:31:44,074 --> 00:31:49,079
♪ Some days I feel
we've got it ♪
883
00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:56,328
♪ Yet other days I
feel you're not it ♪
884
00:31:58,261 --> 00:32:01,574
♪ Yet some days are worse
885
00:32:01,609 --> 00:32:06,579
♪ Some days are
better than others ♪
886
00:32:08,616 --> 00:32:13,586
♪ Some days I feel
we've got it ♪
887
00:32:15,623 --> 00:32:19,730
♪ Some days I fear
you're not it ♪
888
00:32:20,835 --> 00:32:21,663
- Mmm.
889
00:32:23,389 --> 00:32:24,287
- Not bad.
890
00:32:24,321 --> 00:32:25,115
- It's really good.
891
00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,289
- Yeah.
892
00:32:26,323 --> 00:32:27,117
My hands.
893
00:32:27,152 --> 00:32:28,049
- It's chilly outside.
894
00:32:28,084 --> 00:32:30,120
It's a lot better in here.
895
00:32:30,155 --> 00:32:31,880
- I mean, if you
call this better.
896
00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:32,812
- Question.
897
00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:33,744
- What?
898
00:32:33,779 --> 00:32:36,782
- What is a conditional will?
899
00:32:36,816 --> 00:32:39,060
I'm not familiar with that term.
900
00:32:39,095 --> 00:32:40,441
- Conditional will?
901
00:32:40,475 --> 00:32:41,856
- Yeah, what is a
conditional will?
902
00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:43,962
- Where are you
getting that from?
903
00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:46,481
- I saw your dad texted you,
he's been trying to reach you,
904
00:32:46,516 --> 00:32:48,518
and the last text
that came through,
905
00:32:48,552 --> 00:32:51,038
said he wanted to talk about
a conditional will ASAP.
906
00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:53,385
- Why are you
looking at my phone?
907
00:32:53,419 --> 00:32:54,627
- It was right there.
908
00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:55,283
It was on the bed.
- Like a creep.
909
00:32:55,318 --> 00:32:55,974
- I saw it.
910
00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:57,078
Like a creep?
911
00:32:57,113 --> 00:32:58,459
Baby.
912
00:32:58,493 --> 00:33:00,150
- Why are you
looking at my phone?
913
00:33:00,185 --> 00:33:02,601
Also, let me handle my
stuff myself please.
914
00:33:02,635 --> 00:33:04,085
I'll call my dad,
I'll deal with it.
915
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,604
- Why are you being
all secretive?
916
00:33:05,638 --> 00:33:06,639
I'm just curious.
917
00:33:06,674 --> 00:33:08,400
- It feels a little weird
that you would be obsessing
918
00:33:08,434 --> 00:33:09,953
over a will that
has to do with me
919
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,231
and money and my
family's situation
920
00:33:12,266 --> 00:33:13,336
when my Grams is about to die.
921
00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:15,407
- Whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
922
00:33:15,441 --> 00:33:18,030
- This is stuff I need to
talk to my family about.
923
00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:19,376
- No, no, no.
924
00:33:19,411 --> 00:33:20,860
I'm trying to be open
and authentic and honest.
925
00:33:20,895 --> 00:33:22,483
This is not a
contentious thing at all.
926
00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:24,278
I wanna know what's
going on in your life
927
00:33:24,312 --> 00:33:26,004
and you're shutting me out.
928
00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:27,453
That's how it feels.
929
00:33:27,488 --> 00:33:30,042
You want me to open up entirely
and you're shutting me out.
930
00:33:30,077 --> 00:33:30,870
It feels shitty.
931
00:33:30,905 --> 00:33:32,217
It feels really shitty.
932
00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:35,047
Can you just tell me
what's going on, please?
933
00:33:35,082 --> 00:33:37,739
- Fine, you promise
not to freak out?
934
00:33:37,774 --> 00:33:38,878
- Should I?
935
00:33:38,913 --> 00:33:40,604
- I don't know.
- Why would I freak out?
936
00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:41,743
- We'll see what you do.
937
00:33:41,778 --> 00:33:43,159
- Why would I freak out?
- I don't know.
938
00:33:43,193 --> 00:33:44,401
It's a little bit of
a weird situation.
939
00:33:44,436 --> 00:33:45,816
Do you wanna hear it?
940
00:33:45,851 --> 00:33:48,750
All right, let's do it,
on camera, let's go.
941
00:33:48,785 --> 00:33:49,579
Set up for another shot.
942
00:33:49,613 --> 00:33:51,270
It's shitty in here.
943
00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:54,584
- Peter, are you
getting the beach club?
944
00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:56,344
[bird chirping]
945
00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:57,483
I love it.
946
00:33:57,518 --> 00:33:58,657
- Go ahead.
947
00:33:58,691 --> 00:34:01,384
It's okay, come on up.
- It's all good.
948
00:34:01,418 --> 00:34:03,524
- It's all right.
949
00:34:03,558 --> 00:34:05,905
We're just having a
revelatory moment here.
950
00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:08,529
[Chuckles]
951
00:34:12,602 --> 00:34:16,330
- Okay, so, my Grams and
I had a special bond.
952
00:34:19,747 --> 00:34:21,162
We had a lot in common.
953
00:34:21,197 --> 00:34:24,062
She and I are way closer
than she was to my cousins.
954
00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:26,409
She knew I was a wild child.
955
00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:30,033
She had kind of the same
experience with depression
956
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,241
and not getting
married till later
957
00:34:31,276 --> 00:34:34,417
and she wanted to be
married by age 30.
958
00:34:34,451 --> 00:34:37,420
And so she basically said that
I would get some extra money
959
00:34:37,454 --> 00:34:39,387
if I was married by 30.
960
00:34:40,561 --> 00:34:41,734
- Some extra money.
961
00:34:41,769 --> 00:34:43,011
So how much money are
you talking about?
962
00:34:43,046 --> 00:34:44,806
- That's the conditional will.
963
00:34:44,841 --> 00:34:46,256
- Okay.
964
00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:48,431
So you get more money than
the rest of you family
965
00:34:48,465 --> 00:34:50,191
if you get married by 30?
966
00:34:50,226 --> 00:34:55,162
- Yes, but she has to die
before the money happens
967
00:34:55,196 --> 00:34:58,337
which is why I'm getting
all these phone calls
968
00:34:58,372 --> 00:35:00,132
from my dad.
969
00:35:00,167 --> 00:35:03,411
- So you're incentivized
to get married by 30?
970
00:35:03,446 --> 00:35:04,826
- But that has nothing to do
971
00:35:04,861 --> 00:35:06,621
with why I asked
you to marry me.
972
00:35:06,656 --> 00:35:08,830
I want to marry you.
973
00:35:08,865 --> 00:35:10,453
I wanna be with you.
974
00:35:10,487 --> 00:35:12,282
- Why are you even saying that?
975
00:35:12,317 --> 00:35:13,904
That's a weird thing to say.
976
00:35:13,939 --> 00:35:15,389
I mean, I didn't doubt that.
977
00:35:15,423 --> 00:35:18,150
I wanna know about the
conditions of the will.
978
00:35:18,185 --> 00:35:20,463
- I just told you.
979
00:35:20,497 --> 00:35:22,603
- How much money is this?
980
00:35:24,294 --> 00:35:25,640
- Well, I'm not gonna
say that on camera.
981
00:35:25,675 --> 00:35:27,021
- Why not?
- That's like insane.
982
00:35:27,055 --> 00:35:28,367
- We're being authentic,
we're being raw,
983
00:35:28,402 --> 00:35:29,299
we're being honest.
984
00:35:29,334 --> 00:35:31,439
Why don't you say what it is?
985
00:35:31,474 --> 00:35:32,337
- They're just people.
986
00:35:32,371 --> 00:35:33,441
People are going by.
987
00:35:33,476 --> 00:35:34,511
We're in a public space.
- Yeah, I don't care.
988
00:35:34,546 --> 00:35:35,788
- People are gonna walk by.
989
00:35:35,823 --> 00:35:38,481
How much are you set to inherit?
990
00:35:39,827 --> 00:35:40,724
I'm just curious.
991
00:35:40,759 --> 00:35:42,312
Is this something that's--
992
00:35:42,347 --> 00:35:46,868
- I'll talk to you about it
when we're not on camera.
993
00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:48,422
- You're acting really strange.
994
00:35:48,456 --> 00:35:49,940
- No, I'm not.
995
00:35:49,975 --> 00:35:53,841
I'm not gonna tell people what
my blood type is on camera.
996
00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:55,636
- How much money is it?
- Or what's in my account.
997
00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:57,914
- Why don't you just tell me
how much money it is.
- No!
998
00:35:57,948 --> 00:35:59,847
I'll tell you when
we're on our own.
999
00:35:59,881 --> 00:36:01,124
Why are you obsessing?
1000
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,574
Now it sounds like
you want my money.
1001
00:36:02,608 --> 00:36:04,265
Now that's what it sounds like.
1002
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,198
- I feel a lot of
tension in my neck.
1003
00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:07,717
I'm gonna go stretch out.
1004
00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:12,204
You and the cameraman can have
fun making your reality show.
1005
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,067
- Yeah, we will.
1006
00:36:13,101 --> 00:36:13,895
- [Abe] Bye dude.
1007
00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:14,931
- It's gonna be a hit!
1008
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:16,622
- [Abe] Weird!
1009
00:36:16,657 --> 00:36:19,004
- Don't, what are you doing?
1010
00:36:22,939 --> 00:36:25,666
[birds chirping]
1011
00:36:33,087 --> 00:36:34,261
[upbeat music]
1012
00:36:34,295 --> 00:36:35,848
Fucking key.
1013
00:36:35,883 --> 00:36:38,817
[door clicks]
1014
00:36:38,851 --> 00:36:40,405
What are you doing?
1015
00:36:40,439 --> 00:36:42,234
- Just doing stretches.
1016
00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:43,408
- Why'd you leave me down there?
1017
00:36:43,442 --> 00:36:44,271
[door bangs]
1018
00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:45,617
- Because my back and
neck are bothering me
1019
00:36:45,651 --> 00:36:48,275
and there's nothing else to say.
1020
00:36:50,173 --> 00:36:52,934
- I think there are
other things to say.
1021
00:36:52,969 --> 00:36:54,004
You're being a jerk.
1022
00:36:54,039 --> 00:36:55,454
- How am I being a jerk?
1023
00:36:55,489 --> 00:36:57,663
You're not being honest with me.
1024
00:36:57,698 --> 00:36:59,734
You want me to be totally
honest and raw with you
1025
00:36:59,769 --> 00:37:01,219
and you're being hypocritical.
1026
00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,737
It's not cool.
1027
00:37:02,772 --> 00:37:03,842
- How am I not being honest?
1028
00:37:03,876 --> 00:37:05,706
I just told you everything.
1029
00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:07,915
- How much money are
you set to inherit?
1030
00:37:07,949 --> 00:37:09,951
- Oh my God, the
amount of money.
1031
00:37:09,986 --> 00:37:13,127
There's a reason why people
don't talk about numbers
1032
00:37:13,161 --> 00:37:15,474
of how much money
they have on camera.
1033
00:37:15,509 --> 00:37:17,545
Hello, everyone that
wins the lottery,
1034
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:19,375
they fucking die.
1035
00:37:19,409 --> 00:37:20,617
People murder them.
1036
00:37:20,652 --> 00:37:22,447
- You want me to act
really authentic,
1037
00:37:22,481 --> 00:37:24,172
you want me to act very honest,
1038
00:37:24,207 --> 00:37:26,278
and then I'm asking
you to be clear with me
1039
00:37:26,313 --> 00:37:27,624
and you're not being.
1040
00:37:27,659 --> 00:37:29,281
- Well, fine. We'll
just cut this part out.
1041
00:37:29,316 --> 00:37:30,455
It's three million.
1042
00:37:30,489 --> 00:37:32,319
- You're gonna
inherit $3,000,000?
1043
00:37:32,353 --> 00:37:33,561
- Yeah.
1044
00:37:33,596 --> 00:37:35,391
- If you get married
by 30 when Grams dies.
1045
00:37:35,425 --> 00:37:37,910
- If Grams dies, yeah.
1046
00:37:37,945 --> 00:37:39,291
- It's not that much money.
1047
00:37:39,326 --> 00:37:40,982
- $3,000,000 is a lot of money!
1048
00:37:41,017 --> 00:37:42,501
- No, it's not.
1049
00:37:42,536 --> 00:37:45,193
- That's like 30 years of a
person with a good salary.
1050
00:37:45,228 --> 00:37:46,402
How's that not,
1051
00:37:46,436 --> 00:37:48,196
in what world is that
not a lot of money?
1052
00:37:48,231 --> 00:37:49,957
- That's like enough to buy
a house in our neighborhood
1053
00:37:49,991 --> 00:37:52,131
and go on some cruises.
1054
00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:53,857
- What are you talking about?!
1055
00:37:53,892 --> 00:37:56,239
- It sounds like you care
about money a lot right now.
1056
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,103
- I care about you
being honest with me.
1057
00:37:58,137 --> 00:38:01,486
You're gonna inherit $3,000,000?
1058
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,074
When were you
gonna tell me this?
1059
00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:05,904
- I don't know.
1060
00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:08,113
I didn't wanna think about
Grams dying, that's for sure.
1061
00:38:08,147 --> 00:38:09,217
I don't know.
1062
00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:11,634
- How am I supposed
to feel about this?
1063
00:38:11,668 --> 00:38:13,498
It's got me feeling like--
1064
00:38:13,532 --> 00:38:17,191
- That's not why I asked
you to marry me, okay?
1065
00:38:17,225 --> 00:38:19,331
- Well, it feels like
it's awfully convenient
1066
00:38:19,366 --> 00:38:21,091
that you want me
to marry you now.
1067
00:38:21,126 --> 00:38:22,438
I don't know.
1068
00:38:22,472 --> 00:38:23,404
- No, babe.
1069
00:38:25,406 --> 00:38:28,236
You know I'm a boss bitch, okay?
1070
00:38:28,271 --> 00:38:29,203
- What are you talking about?
1071
00:38:29,237 --> 00:38:30,653
- I go after what I want.
1072
00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:32,102
I asked you to marry me because
I want you to be my husband.
1073
00:38:32,137 --> 00:38:33,759
Are you just playing to
the camera right now?
1074
00:38:33,794 --> 00:38:35,692
- Can you just be
honest with me?
1075
00:38:35,727 --> 00:38:37,038
Are you playing
a character "Jen"
1076
00:38:37,073 --> 00:38:40,594
or are you actually
Jen right now?
1077
00:38:40,628 --> 00:38:41,629
- Excuse me.
1078
00:38:42,872 --> 00:38:44,805
I asked you to--
- Do you even wanna marry me?
1079
00:38:44,839 --> 00:38:46,634
Do you actually wanna marry me,
1080
00:38:46,669 --> 00:38:48,049
or do you wanna get money?
1081
00:38:48,084 --> 00:38:49,361
- I did!
1082
00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:50,811
I don't know.
1083
00:38:50,845 --> 00:38:52,088
I'm not really sure.
1084
00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:54,504
This from the guy who
fucking cheated on me!
1085
00:38:54,539 --> 00:38:55,402
- I didn't cheat on you!
1086
00:38:55,436 --> 00:38:56,955
Someone kissed me.
1087
00:38:58,163 --> 00:38:59,785
- And you weren't
honest about that.
1088
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,856
- I've been totally honest
with you about all of that.
1089
00:39:01,891 --> 00:39:03,202
- You've been 100%
honest with me?
1090
00:39:03,237 --> 00:39:04,411
I don't know if I buy that.
1091
00:39:04,445 --> 00:39:05,722
I bet there's something
else going on.
1092
00:39:05,757 --> 00:39:06,999
- You know what,
my back and neck--
1093
00:39:07,034 --> 00:39:07,931
- I'd like to know more
about this Murni person.
1094
00:39:07,966 --> 00:39:09,416
- I'm going to get some ice.
1095
00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:10,969
I'm gonna get some ice.
- Oh, where are you going?
1096
00:39:11,003 --> 00:39:12,453
You're gonna go get some ice?
You're gonna walk away again?
1097
00:39:12,488 --> 00:39:14,386
Because that's what you do,
you just walk away, when--
1098
00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:15,698
- Actually, I forgot
the ice bucket.
1099
00:39:15,732 --> 00:39:17,907
Let me get the ice bucket.
1100
00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:21,497
Yeah, I'm walking away
because I don't wanna
deal with this right now.
1101
00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:22,394
- Because you're the honest guy!
1102
00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:23,326
The honest guy.
1103
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,603
The honest guy.
- Yeah, I am the honest guy.
1104
00:39:24,638 --> 00:39:25,363
- He walks away!
1105
00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:26,502
Anytime he's uncomfortable!
1106
00:39:26,536 --> 00:39:28,469
- Oh my God, grow up!
- Honest guy!
1107
00:39:28,504 --> 00:39:30,022
So totally honest!
1108
00:39:31,058 --> 00:39:33,474
[door bangs]
1109
00:39:37,582 --> 00:39:39,169
I want you to show
me her Instagram.
1110
00:39:39,204 --> 00:39:40,412
- Oh, come on.
1111
00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:42,414
- I wanna see what
she looks like.
1112
00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:43,657
Here.
1113
00:39:43,691 --> 00:39:46,936
- This woman right
here, in the center.
1114
00:39:48,593 --> 00:39:49,870
- What?!
1115
00:39:49,904 --> 00:39:51,181
Okay, well I'm a feminist,
1116
00:39:51,216 --> 00:39:53,045
so I'm not gonna say anything
negative about how she looks.
1117
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:53,874
What it--
1118
00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:55,220
Oh my God!
1119
00:39:55,254 --> 00:39:57,084
She's in Las Vegas right now?
1120
00:39:57,118 --> 00:39:58,396
- She plays poker
professionally.
1121
00:39:58,430 --> 00:39:59,638
- No no no no no!
1122
00:39:59,673 --> 00:40:01,053
- She comes out here
like every other weekend.
1123
00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:03,055
- First of all, what?
- Oh, come on.
1124
00:40:03,090 --> 00:40:04,263
- What does it matter?
1125
00:40:04,298 --> 00:40:05,748
- Ew, she does all
the follow for follow,
1126
00:40:05,782 --> 00:40:07,128
tags for likes.
1127
00:40:07,163 --> 00:40:08,302
Hashtag sexy.
1128
00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:10,062
Hashtag girl.
1129
00:40:10,097 --> 00:40:11,995
Ew, Abe.
- Okay, come on.
1130
00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:16,483
Okay, we don't have much longer.
1131
00:40:16,517 --> 00:40:17,967
Let's just go out,
1132
00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:20,279
and let's get dressed
and get some more content
1133
00:40:20,314 --> 00:40:21,591
for our video.
1134
00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:23,559
I don't wanna deal
with this anymore.
- I don't wanna go out.
1135
00:40:23,593 --> 00:40:24,249
- This is ridiculous.
1136
00:40:24,283 --> 00:40:25,043
[beeping]
1137
00:40:25,077 --> 00:40:25,975
This is so ridiculous.
1138
00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:26,907
- Yeah, it is ridiculous.
1139
00:40:26,941 --> 00:40:28,426
I don't wanna go out tonight.
You can go out.
1140
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,357
Do your thing.
1141
00:40:29,392 --> 00:40:30,842
I don't wanna go out tonight.
1142
00:40:30,876 --> 00:40:34,466
- Well, maybe you should go
meet up with Ernie, or Murni.
1143
00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:35,709
Marnie.
1144
00:40:35,743 --> 00:40:37,124
- I'm not trying to
meet up with anyone.
1145
00:40:37,158 --> 00:40:38,919
I just don't feel like
doing this right now.
1146
00:40:38,953 --> 00:40:39,782
This is absurd.
1147
00:40:39,816 --> 00:40:41,473
- Yeah, go find her.
1148
00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:45,788
Ooh, she's at Planet
Hollywood like a loser.
1149
00:40:45,822 --> 00:40:46,927
Have fun.
1150
00:40:46,961 --> 00:40:48,618
- Okay, real mature.
1151
00:40:49,826 --> 00:40:53,761
♪ It must be love
1152
00:40:53,796 --> 00:40:56,764
♪ Or else I'm drunk
1153
00:40:56,799 --> 00:41:01,769
♪ These foolish, fleeting
thoughts I've thunk ♪
1154
00:41:02,977 --> 00:41:05,532
- Hey guys, here we
are on The Strip.
1155
00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:06,981
We're headed to The Cosmo.
1156
00:41:07,016 --> 00:41:08,880
Let's check out what we've got.
1157
00:41:08,914 --> 00:41:12,159
♪ I can't believe
how much loving ♪
1158
00:41:12,193 --> 00:41:15,783
- I'm out here by myself
because my fiance ditched me.
1159
00:41:15,818 --> 00:41:18,510
♪ It must be love or else
1160
00:41:18,545 --> 00:41:20,823
- Planet Hollywood
is to the left.
It sounds like a dump to me.
1161
00:41:20,857 --> 00:41:23,964
I'm gonna be honest with you.
1162
00:41:23,998 --> 00:41:25,413
Big fan of Vegas.
1163
00:41:27,139 --> 00:41:29,521
♪ With you I can
stay far beyond ♪
1164
00:41:29,556 --> 00:41:31,454
- Full of really nice
people, you know?
1165
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,628
♪ Meets the day
1166
00:41:32,662 --> 00:41:34,802
[Jen exhales]
1167
00:41:34,837 --> 00:41:39,704
♪ It won't be just
another jump in the hay ♪
1168
00:41:39,738 --> 00:41:40,705
- Yeah, I love Vegas.
1169
00:41:40,739 --> 00:41:42,776
It's really good.
1170
00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:43,708
It's great.
1171
00:41:49,852 --> 00:41:52,648
Pretty epic bridge
that we're on, guys.
1172
00:41:52,682 --> 00:41:53,959
It's pretty amazing.
1173
00:41:53,994 --> 00:41:55,547
There's Hell's Kitchen.
1174
00:41:55,582 --> 00:41:57,445
Huge Gordon Ramsey fan.
1175
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,275
- [Man] Hey Jen.
- Would bang.
1176
00:41:59,309 --> 00:42:01,208
- Hey, what's going on?
1177
00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:03,555
- Oh my, Hunter!
1178
00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:05,453
[Jen laughs]
1179
00:42:05,488 --> 00:42:06,454
- Hey, how are you doing?
1180
00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:07,904
- Hi!
1181
00:42:07,939 --> 00:42:08,733
- What is this?
1182
00:42:08,767 --> 00:42:09,803
- It's been a long time.
1183
00:42:09,837 --> 00:42:11,045
- Yeah, yeah.
1184
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,599
- Yeah, I'm recording-
1185
00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:14,566
It's for my engagement thing.
1186
00:42:14,601 --> 00:42:16,706
It's like an engagement video.
1187
00:42:16,741 --> 00:42:17,845
- An engagement video?
1188
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,778
Yeah.
- Awesome.
1189
00:42:19,813 --> 00:42:21,124
- How are you?
1190
00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:22,816
- Me, I'm great.
1191
00:42:22,850 --> 00:42:26,060
I'm running this
club, inside the ARIA.
1192
00:42:26,095 --> 00:42:26,992
- Really?
1193
00:42:27,027 --> 00:42:28,235
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1194
00:42:28,269 --> 00:42:29,443
- I didn't realize
you lived here.
1195
00:42:29,477 --> 00:42:30,617
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1196
00:42:30,651 --> 00:42:31,963
Kind of been doing
the investment thing,
1197
00:42:31,997 --> 00:42:33,654
kind of been doing that a lot.
- You look great.
1198
00:42:33,689 --> 00:42:35,760
- Thank you, thank you.
1199
00:42:35,794 --> 00:42:38,279
When was the last
time I saw you?
1200
00:42:38,314 --> 00:42:40,972
- It's been, it was Burning Man.
1201
00:42:41,904 --> 00:42:42,698
- Yeah.
1202
00:42:42,732 --> 00:42:44,113
[Jen laughing]
1203
00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:45,597
Where's your fiance?
1204
00:42:45,632 --> 00:42:46,425
You guys are out?
1205
00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:47,288
- Oh yeah.
1206
00:42:48,427 --> 00:42:50,395
I guess he didn't
feel like coming out.
1207
00:42:50,429 --> 00:42:51,776
He isn't feeling well.
1208
00:42:51,810 --> 00:42:53,087
- In Vegas?
1209
00:42:53,122 --> 00:42:55,676
Friday night?
I'm gonna do a little show,
1210
00:42:55,711 --> 00:42:56,539
for myself.
1211
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,367
- By yourself?
1212
00:42:57,402 --> 00:42:58,817
- Yeah.
1213
00:42:58,852 --> 00:43:01,199
- I'm kinda just chillin',
waiting for the club to open.
1214
00:43:01,233 --> 00:43:03,408
We could do something.
1215
00:43:03,442 --> 00:43:06,238
- Show me around,
you know it here.
1216
00:43:06,273 --> 00:43:07,895
- You wanna do Vegas? You
know I know this place.
1217
00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:09,379
- I used to when I was a kid.
1218
00:43:09,414 --> 00:43:11,036
I don't know what's
going on, show me.
1219
00:43:11,071 --> 00:43:13,349
- Let's do it.
- Okay.
1220
00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:14,592
- This way.
1221
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:15,903
- Cool. You don't mind
being filmed, right?
1222
00:43:15,938 --> 00:43:16,663
- Yeah.
1223
00:43:16,697 --> 00:43:19,079
Uh, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
1224
00:43:19,113 --> 00:43:21,564
[rock music]
1225
00:43:26,362 --> 00:43:30,055
♪ I found your
leaves had fallen ♪
1226
00:43:30,090 --> 00:43:34,404
♪ I found your
wings are covered ♪
1227
00:43:34,439 --> 00:43:38,443
♪ By the sound of
starting over ♪
1228
00:43:39,444 --> 00:43:41,480
- How long have you been here?
1229
00:43:41,515 --> 00:43:43,551
This is such a
crazy place to live.
1230
00:43:43,586 --> 00:43:45,312
- I know, it's a little nuts.
1231
00:43:45,346 --> 00:43:46,693
I'm going through a bit
1232
00:43:46,727 --> 00:43:48,902
of a mid-life renaissance?
1233
00:43:51,836 --> 00:43:53,009
- Renaissance?
1234
00:43:53,044 --> 00:43:54,804
- I worked in finance
for a little while
1235
00:43:54,839 --> 00:43:57,462
and I just kinda went
off the other end.
1236
00:43:57,496 --> 00:43:58,877
- Busted out?
1237
00:43:58,912 --> 00:44:01,086
- That's when you met me
five years ago at Burning Man
1238
00:44:01,121 --> 00:44:02,985
and I was sort of at
the other end of it.
1239
00:44:03,019 --> 00:44:05,608
- You were just
coming out of finance?
1240
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:09,301
- Well, I had been on a bit
of a sojourn, if you will.
1241
00:44:09,336 --> 00:44:13,512
I got some buddies who run
this club, help them out.
1242
00:44:13,547 --> 00:44:17,447
I made a little bit of
money off cryptocurrency.
1243
00:44:18,621 --> 00:44:20,036
- Super nerd.
1244
00:44:20,071 --> 00:44:23,591
- Yeah, super nerdy.
- Good for you.
1245
00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:25,386
- And just sort of living
the dream. I don't know.
1246
00:44:25,421 --> 00:44:26,594
- Cool.
1247
00:44:26,629 --> 00:44:27,595
- Yeah.
1248
00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:29,080
- Do you ever sleep?
1249
00:44:29,114 --> 00:44:32,117
- I sleep all the time
between 8 a.m. and 2 p.m.
1250
00:44:32,152 --> 00:44:33,153
[Jen laughing]
1251
00:44:33,187 --> 00:44:34,533
- That's insane.
1252
00:44:36,052 --> 00:44:37,053
- All right.
1253
00:44:38,399 --> 00:44:41,609
Have you ever seen the
fountain show at the Bellagio?
1254
00:44:41,644 --> 00:44:43,025
- It's like my favorite thing.
1255
00:44:43,059 --> 00:44:43,888
- No way.
1256
00:44:45,027 --> 00:44:46,718
- We can take these
outside, right?
- Oh yeah.
1257
00:44:46,753 --> 00:44:49,134
[soft music]
1258
00:44:50,826 --> 00:44:53,345
♪ I found you
1259
00:45:15,678 --> 00:45:17,093
- Do you have any coins?
1260
00:45:17,128 --> 00:45:17,922
- What?
1261
00:45:17,956 --> 00:45:19,475
- So I can throw a coin.
1262
00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:20,303
- Coin?
1263
00:45:20,338 --> 00:45:21,615
In the water?
1264
00:45:21,649 --> 00:45:22,443
You know what?
1265
00:45:22,478 --> 00:45:23,893
Today is your lucky day
1266
00:45:23,928 --> 00:45:27,310
because someone got a
Slurpee at the gas station
1267
00:45:28,173 --> 00:45:29,105
and has a Slurpee quarter.
1268
00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:30,279
- You got a Slurpee?
1269
00:45:30,313 --> 00:45:31,867
- Yeah, blue ice.
1270
00:45:31,901 --> 00:45:32,730
- Shh!
1271
00:45:33,661 --> 00:45:34,973
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1272
00:45:35,008 --> 00:45:36,354
What are you gonna wish for?
1273
00:45:36,388 --> 00:45:39,081
- Just say, on the count
of three say, for Grams.
1274
00:45:39,115 --> 00:45:40,668
One, two, three.
1275
00:45:40,703 --> 00:45:41,842
Grams!
- Grams!
1276
00:45:45,328 --> 00:45:46,226
- It went in.
1277
00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:48,780
[Jen laughs]
1278
00:45:48,815 --> 00:45:50,230
It went in.
1279
00:45:50,264 --> 00:45:53,336
[Hunter mumbling] I think
that's as long as it goes in.
1280
00:45:53,371 --> 00:45:55,891
I think that means
something good.
1281
00:45:55,925 --> 00:45:58,514
[Jen laughing]
1282
00:46:13,218 --> 00:46:14,047
Okay.
1283
00:46:15,186 --> 00:46:17,913
- Totally uncool, sorry.
1284
00:46:17,947 --> 00:46:18,776
Let's go to the club.
1285
00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:19,880
- I was actually really,
1286
00:46:19,915 --> 00:46:21,537
I'm so happy I saw you.
1287
00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:23,263
I'm so happy I saw you.
1288
00:46:23,297 --> 00:46:24,574
Peter, let's go.
1289
00:46:26,714 --> 00:46:27,888
- I'm so sorry I did that.
1290
00:46:27,923 --> 00:46:29,234
I just was kind of feeling--
1291
00:46:29,269 --> 00:46:30,132
- It was really nice.
1292
00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:31,512
I have to go.
1293
00:46:31,547 --> 00:46:32,790
Peter, come on.
1294
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:36,759
I'll text you or
something, okay?
1295
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:37,622
Thank you!
1296
00:46:39,175 --> 00:46:40,004
Peter!
1297
00:46:41,005 --> 00:46:43,593
[gentle music]
1298
00:46:58,574 --> 00:46:59,678
Babe, it's me.
1299
00:47:02,198 --> 00:47:04,338
I've just been
filming on The Strip
1300
00:47:04,373 --> 00:47:07,548
and I'm gonna go over
to Fremont Street
1301
00:47:07,583 --> 00:47:09,516
and I'm hoping
you'll come meet me.
1302
00:47:09,550 --> 00:47:10,413
Please.
1303
00:47:12,691 --> 00:47:14,279
Maybe like the front entrance.
1304
00:47:14,314 --> 00:47:16,454
I can be there in like 45.
1305
00:47:19,629 --> 00:47:20,561
I miss you.
1306
00:47:21,562 --> 00:47:23,288
Please come meet me.
1307
00:47:23,323 --> 00:47:24,255
I love you.
1308
00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:26,257
Let's just go.
1309
00:47:28,328 --> 00:47:29,812
Let's get a car.
1310
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,401
[gentle music]
1311
00:47:39,270 --> 00:47:42,583
♪ When the truth gets
the best of you ♪
1312
00:47:42,618 --> 00:47:46,725
♪ You don't know what to say
1313
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:51,765
♪ All you can do
is just run away ♪
1314
00:47:54,319 --> 00:47:58,116
♪ When the truth gets
the best of you ♪
1315
00:47:58,151 --> 00:48:02,224
♪ And lies are all you know
1316
00:48:02,258 --> 00:48:07,263
♪ And you have no time
to rewrite your wrongs ♪
1317
00:48:10,957 --> 00:48:15,893
♪ Was it all of this
1318
00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:23,452
♪ To lose it all
1319
00:48:26,593 --> 00:48:31,598
♪ Was it all this
1320
00:48:34,187 --> 00:48:36,914
♪ To lose it all
1321
00:48:48,270 --> 00:48:51,687
♪ When the truth gets
the best of you ♪
1322
00:48:51,721 --> 00:48:55,863
♪ And you see all you've done
1323
00:48:55,898 --> 00:49:00,903
♪ And you have no time
to run back home ♪
1324
00:49:03,457 --> 00:49:07,772
♪ And you raise your
glass to the sky ♪
1325
00:49:07,806 --> 00:49:11,017
♪ And see back at all the lies
1326
00:49:11,051 --> 00:49:14,813
♪ And we had a good time
1327
00:49:14,848 --> 00:49:19,818
♪ Yes she was a good time
1328
00:49:23,029 --> 00:49:28,034
♪ Just run away
1329
00:49:30,208 --> 00:49:33,453
♪ And don't ask me to stay
1330
00:49:33,487 --> 00:49:37,871
♪ 'Cause it won't work anyway
1331
00:49:37,905 --> 00:49:40,839
♪ Oh just run away
1332
00:49:45,913 --> 00:49:47,225
[Jen laughs]
1333
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:50,332
- When I'm in Vegas
I choose Shmooly.
1334
00:49:50,366 --> 00:49:53,991
- The official hot
sauce of Fremont Street.
1335
00:49:55,440 --> 00:50:00,445
♪ Was it always
1336
00:50:02,551 --> 00:50:07,556
♪ To lose it all
1337
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:15,012
♪ Was it always
1338
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:23,020
♪ To lose it all
1339
00:50:25,884 --> 00:50:29,060
♪ Say what you say
1340
00:50:29,095 --> 00:50:33,237
♪ Don't mean a thing
1341
00:50:33,271 --> 00:50:37,931
♪ Your empty lies and schemes
1342
00:50:37,965 --> 00:50:40,899
♪ Oh yeah
1343
00:50:40,934 --> 00:50:44,662
♪ Say what you say
1344
00:50:44,696 --> 00:50:47,527
♪ Don't mean a thing
1345
00:50:47,561 --> 00:50:48,355
- Great work.
1346
00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:49,184
- Mmm hmm.
1347
00:50:49,218 --> 00:50:50,047
[Abe's lips smack]
1348
00:50:50,081 --> 00:50:51,669
- That was great.
1349
00:50:51,703 --> 00:50:53,567
- I can't keep a
camera straight.
1350
00:50:53,602 --> 00:50:55,431
- Want some help?
- Yeah, you can take it.
1351
00:50:55,466 --> 00:50:56,467
- Okay.
1352
00:50:56,501 --> 00:50:57,675
[Abe sighs]
1353
00:50:57,709 --> 00:50:59,780
[Jen laughing]
1354
00:50:59,815 --> 00:51:01,092
- That was great.
1355
00:51:01,127 --> 00:51:02,438
- You're good.
1356
00:51:02,473 --> 00:51:04,268
That was fun, that was fun.
- That was good.
1357
00:51:04,302 --> 00:51:05,096
That was fun.
1358
00:51:05,131 --> 00:51:06,270
- Fremont is fun.
1359
00:51:06,304 --> 00:51:07,236
- That was good.
1360
00:51:07,271 --> 00:51:09,445
[Abe sighs]
1361
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,241
There's one thing I
wanted to just run by you.
1362
00:51:12,276 --> 00:51:15,106
I think it will kinda
put us both at peace.
1363
00:51:15,141 --> 00:51:16,003
- What?
1364
00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:20,836
- Maybe we just put
together a prenup?
1365
00:51:22,803 --> 00:51:24,943
Maybe we get a
prenuptial agreement?
1366
00:51:24,978 --> 00:51:28,119
[Jen laughing]
No, serious.
1367
00:51:28,154 --> 00:51:28,982
I'm serious.
1368
00:51:29,016 --> 00:51:30,328
[Jen laughs]
1369
00:51:30,363 --> 00:51:31,847
[Abe chuckles]
1370
00:51:31,881 --> 00:51:34,021
- I'm the one that should
be asking for a prenup.
1371
00:51:34,056 --> 00:51:36,472
- Exactly, I'm thinking
about you here.
1372
00:51:36,507 --> 00:51:37,887
[Jen laughs]
1373
00:51:37,922 --> 00:51:39,130
- Yeah, it's fine.
1374
00:51:39,165 --> 00:51:40,959
- We should go back out.
- You can go back out.
1375
00:51:40,994 --> 00:51:41,926
I'm not going back out.
1376
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,239
- You wouldn't wanna
get some cigars?
1377
00:51:44,273 --> 00:51:46,068
Get some whiskey.
1378
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,243
We need to go back out
and go to the cigar bar.
1379
00:51:48,277 --> 00:51:49,106
- Cigar bar!
1380
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:49,934
- Cigar bar!
1381
00:51:49,968 --> 00:51:51,038
Cigar bar!
1382
00:51:51,073 --> 00:51:52,212
[lips smacking]
1383
00:51:52,247 --> 00:51:56,354
♪ In a world where such
treasures are few ♪
1384
00:51:56,389 --> 00:52:00,531
♪ I have finally
found someone who ♪
1385
00:52:00,565 --> 00:52:03,465
♪ Can make me feel amazing
1386
00:52:03,499 --> 00:52:05,363
♪ Sets my heart ablazing
1387
00:52:05,398 --> 00:52:10,127
♪ You adorable, lovable,
wonderful, huggable ♪
1388
00:52:10,161 --> 00:52:12,163
♪ You, adorable you
1389
00:52:12,198 --> 00:52:12,991
- [Peter] You guys ready?
1390
00:52:13,026 --> 00:52:14,717
One, two, three.
1391
00:52:14,752 --> 00:52:16,823
- [Everyone] Schatzamore!
1392
00:52:18,273 --> 00:52:19,136
- Whooo!
1393
00:52:22,449 --> 00:52:27,178
♪ In a world where such
treasures are few ♪
1394
00:52:27,213 --> 00:52:28,421
♪ I have finally
found someone who ♪
1395
00:52:28,455 --> 00:52:29,836
- You want pizza right
now? We already ate.
1396
00:52:29,870 --> 00:52:31,078
I love it.
- I'm starving.
1397
00:52:31,113 --> 00:52:32,425
- Okay, let's get
something else to eat then.
1398
00:52:32,459 --> 00:52:34,220
There should be
pizza down this way.
1399
00:52:34,254 --> 00:52:35,531
We can get it over here.
1400
00:52:35,566 --> 00:52:36,394
- Abe!
1401
00:52:36,429 --> 00:52:37,533
- Oh, hey.
1402
00:52:37,568 --> 00:52:38,879
- It's funny, running
into you guys.
1403
00:52:38,914 --> 00:52:40,709
- Who the fuck is this guy?
1404
00:52:40,743 --> 00:52:44,126
- We're just documenting
our trip here to Vegas.
1405
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:46,093
- We talked earlier
about this situation.
1406
00:52:46,128 --> 00:52:47,198
- I'm Murni, nice to meet you.
1407
00:52:47,233 --> 00:52:48,026
- I'm sorry?
1408
00:52:48,061 --> 00:52:48,855
- I'm Murni.
1409
00:52:48,889 --> 00:52:49,890
- Oh, Murni.
1410
00:52:50,891 --> 00:52:51,685
- Yeah.
1411
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:52,893
- Murni.
1412
00:52:52,928 --> 00:52:55,206
- Yeah, we used to work
together, and yeah.
1413
00:52:55,241 --> 00:52:56,207
And you are?
1414
00:52:58,485 --> 00:53:00,038
- I'm Abe's fiance, Jen.
1415
00:53:00,073 --> 00:53:01,247
- Yeah, we got engaged.
1416
00:53:01,281 --> 00:53:03,180
We are documenting
our engagement,
1417
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:05,527
we're taking engagement
photos around Vegas.
1418
00:53:05,561 --> 00:53:07,218
- You're a lot smaller
than I thought.
1419
00:53:07,253 --> 00:53:08,806
She's really small.
1420
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,048
It's nice to meet you.
1421
00:53:10,083 --> 00:53:12,119
- Why don't we just
keep it moving.
1422
00:53:12,154 --> 00:53:14,225
- Can you shut up for a second?
1423
00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:16,572
[Abe chuckles]
1424
00:53:16,607 --> 00:53:19,230
I have a question for you?
1425
00:53:19,265 --> 00:53:23,890
Can you tell me why you would
try to kiss my boyfriend
1426
00:53:23,924 --> 00:53:25,961
when you know you that
he has a girlfriend?
1427
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,065
- Let's not do this.
1428
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:27,997
- What?
1429
00:53:28,032 --> 00:53:29,723
He told me that you guys kissed.
1430
00:53:29,758 --> 00:53:31,932
- This is not the time
or place for this.
- He told me that--
1431
00:53:31,967 --> 00:53:33,624
- Jen, I told you what happened.
1432
00:53:33,658 --> 00:53:35,522
- Can you just tell me
what happened, please?
1433
00:53:35,557 --> 00:53:36,937
Because this has
been an issue for us.
1434
00:53:36,972 --> 00:53:39,181
I'd like to know, honestly.
1435
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,424
- It was nothing.
1436
00:53:40,458 --> 00:53:43,047
I mean, we bought
a bottle of wine
1437
00:53:43,081 --> 00:53:46,637
and we went to his car
and we just made out
1438
00:53:46,671 --> 00:53:48,501
for like five minutes.
1439
00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:51,814
- It wasn't like five minutes.
1440
00:53:51,849 --> 00:53:53,264
We made out for like--
1441
00:53:53,299 --> 00:53:54,334
- Two minutes, two minutes.
1442
00:53:54,369 --> 00:53:55,266
- And?
1443
00:53:55,301 --> 00:53:56,060
- It wasn't five minutes.
1444
00:53:56,094 --> 00:53:57,303
I mean--
1445
00:53:57,337 --> 00:53:58,545
- Is there anything
else that happened?
1446
00:53:58,580 --> 00:53:59,546
Can you just fucking
be honest with me?
1447
00:53:59,581 --> 00:54:00,513
This is killing me right now.
1448
00:54:00,547 --> 00:54:01,721
Can you just be honest with me?
1449
00:54:01,755 --> 00:54:02,549
- You really wanna know?
1450
00:54:02,584 --> 00:54:03,619
- Yes.
1451
00:54:03,654 --> 00:54:05,863
- I gave him a handjob.
1452
00:54:05,897 --> 00:54:06,795
- That's...
1453
00:54:07,968 --> 00:54:09,729
Okay, if we're gonna
be totally honest,
1454
00:54:09,763 --> 00:54:10,626
she gave me a handjob.
1455
00:54:10,661 --> 00:54:11,834
- Wait a second.
1456
00:54:11,869 --> 00:54:13,111
What kind of slut
gives someone a handjob
1457
00:54:13,146 --> 00:54:14,630
when you know that
he has a girlfriend?
1458
00:54:14,665 --> 00:54:16,287
You know that he
has a girlfriend?
1459
00:54:16,322 --> 00:54:17,909
- I don't even know you exist!
1460
00:54:17,944 --> 00:54:20,429
- Let's go, let's go.
1461
00:54:20,464 --> 00:54:21,672
- I didn't wanna tell you
1462
00:54:21,706 --> 00:54:23,570
because I thought it
would not be cool.
1463
00:54:23,605 --> 00:54:25,262
Would you rather
me have told you?
1464
00:54:25,296 --> 00:54:26,124
- Shut up!
1465
00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:28,472
Piece of shit.
1466
00:54:29,956 --> 00:54:32,165
[Jen breathing heavily]
1467
00:54:32,199 --> 00:54:34,581
[jazz music]
1468
00:54:44,626 --> 00:54:45,454
- Hey.
1469
00:54:49,113 --> 00:54:50,459
Can we talk about this?
1470
00:54:50,494 --> 00:54:52,219
- Did you cum?
1471
00:54:52,254 --> 00:54:53,255
- Did I cum?
1472
00:54:54,843 --> 00:54:58,191
What does that have
to do with anything?
1473
00:54:59,572 --> 00:55:01,953
- Fucking tell me if you came.
1474
00:55:01,988 --> 00:55:03,403
- It doesn't matter if I--
1475
00:55:03,438 --> 00:55:05,094
- It does. I wanna know
exactly what happened.
1476
00:55:05,129 --> 00:55:06,026
You've been lying to me.
1477
00:55:06,061 --> 00:55:06,820
I wanna know what happened.
1478
00:55:06,855 --> 00:55:08,788
I want a mental picture.
1479
00:55:10,134 --> 00:55:10,928
- Okay.
1480
00:55:10,962 --> 00:55:11,929
We made out in the car.
1481
00:55:11,963 --> 00:55:12,757
- Did you?
1482
00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:13,965
- Yes, I came.
1483
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,174
What does it matter though?
1484
00:55:17,935 --> 00:55:19,316
- Where'd the jizz go?
1485
00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:20,351
- What?
1486
00:55:20,386 --> 00:55:22,767
- What'd you do with it?
1487
00:55:22,802 --> 00:55:24,424
- This is the most important
thing to you right now.
1488
00:55:24,459 --> 00:55:25,908
Where did the jizz go?
1489
00:55:25,943 --> 00:55:28,359
- I wanna see if you can be
honest with me. Where did it go?
1490
00:55:29,843 --> 00:55:34,434
- She had a shirt or sports
bra in the back of her car.
1491
00:55:34,469 --> 00:55:37,851
Come on, there's no need
to get into that now.
1492
00:55:37,886 --> 00:55:39,301
- You lied to me.
1493
00:55:40,820 --> 00:55:43,650
You said over and over
again it was just a kiss.
1494
00:55:43,685 --> 00:55:45,342
Over and over again.
1495
00:55:46,722 --> 00:55:49,311
What is wrong with you?
1496
00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,417
- I didn't expect to have
cameras put in my face
1497
00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:54,523
and two shots set up
grilling me from afar.
1498
00:55:54,558 --> 00:55:56,698
Like what the hell?
1499
00:55:56,732 --> 00:55:59,839
You want me to tell you
about a handjob on camera?
1500
00:55:59,873 --> 00:56:01,047
For your show?
1501
00:56:03,221 --> 00:56:04,533
I mean, come on.
1502
00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:06,604
I'm sorry.
1503
00:56:06,639 --> 00:56:08,330
- I can't trust you.
1504
00:56:09,538 --> 00:56:12,990
- Well, I can't totally
trust you either.
1505
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:15,682
You're set to
inherit $3,000,000.
1506
00:56:15,717 --> 00:56:17,512
You can't tell me about that?
1507
00:56:17,546 --> 00:56:19,168
When were you planning
on telling me about that?
1508
00:56:19,203 --> 00:56:21,239
- I was gonna tell you!
1509
00:56:21,274 --> 00:56:23,587
I don't want my grandma to die.
1510
00:56:23,621 --> 00:56:26,210
I don't know what's going on.
1511
00:56:26,244 --> 00:56:29,731
- I mean, it feels to
me you're just trying
to plug someone into your plan
1512
00:56:29,765 --> 00:56:32,354
to inherit money
when Grams dies.
1513
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:33,666
That's what it feels like.
1514
00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:35,426
- I'm not like that.
[Jen sobbing]
1515
00:56:35,461 --> 00:56:37,497
- That's what it feels like.
1516
00:56:37,532 --> 00:56:39,948
- I mean, how do I even
know Grams is really sick?
1517
00:56:39,982 --> 00:56:43,607
Or is that all a fucking
make-believe thing?
1518
00:56:44,642 --> 00:56:46,782
Yeah, yeah, how do I know?
1519
00:56:46,817 --> 00:56:47,576
[hand smacks]
1520
00:56:47,611 --> 00:56:48,646
Ugh, okay.
1521
00:56:48,681 --> 00:56:50,959
It's gonna go like that?
1522
00:56:50,993 --> 00:56:53,410
That was a shitty
slap, by the way.
1523
00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:58,449
If you're gonna slap me, why
don't you slap me for real?
1524
00:56:59,070 --> 00:57:01,245
[Jen sighs]
- Fuck!
1525
00:57:01,279 --> 00:57:04,593
[Jen breathing heavily]
1526
00:57:16,985 --> 00:57:19,643
- I'm keeping my distance.
1527
00:57:19,677 --> 00:57:21,334
Can we just talk
this out? Please?
1528
00:57:21,368 --> 00:57:22,162
- Fuck off.
1529
00:57:22,197 --> 00:57:23,025
- Come on.
1530
00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:28,755
Can we just talk
this out, please?
1531
00:57:28,790 --> 00:57:29,963
Come on.
1532
00:57:29,998 --> 00:57:30,826
Come on!
1533
00:57:32,621 --> 00:57:33,967
- I have more important
things to deal with.
1534
00:57:34,002 --> 00:57:35,417
- I'm sorry for what
I said about Grams.
1535
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,282
- I have more important
things to deal with than you!
1536
00:57:38,316 --> 00:57:39,559
No, it's not fucking fair.
1537
00:57:39,594 --> 00:57:42,320
That's not what it says.
1538
00:57:42,355 --> 00:57:45,116
That's not what it says.
1539
00:57:45,151 --> 00:57:47,809
You can't just do this because--
1540
00:57:50,812 --> 00:57:51,640
Holy fuck.
1541
00:57:52,814 --> 00:57:54,263
You're so fucked.
1542
00:58:02,064 --> 00:58:05,171
[Jen chuckles]
1543
00:58:05,205 --> 00:58:06,206
- You all right?
1544
00:58:06,241 --> 00:58:08,243
- No, I'm not all right.
1545
00:58:09,071 --> 00:58:09,865
- What's--
1546
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,108
- That was my dad.
1547
00:58:11,142 --> 00:58:13,904
That was my fucking
piece of shit dad.
1548
00:58:15,802 --> 00:58:17,632
And he is, because
grandma can't speak
1549
00:58:17,666 --> 00:58:20,013
for herself right now,
1550
00:58:20,048 --> 00:58:22,395
he's turning the
will into this thing
1551
00:58:22,429 --> 00:58:25,363
where he's gonna get the
money if I'm not married
1552
00:58:25,398 --> 00:58:27,124
by the time she dies.
1553
00:58:28,332 --> 00:58:30,023
You see? This is what
I've been dealing with.
1554
00:58:30,058 --> 00:58:30,852
This is my family, Abe.
1555
00:58:30,886 --> 00:58:32,267
- No, no, I'm so sorry
1556
00:58:32,301 --> 00:58:34,718
you're dealing with this.
- This is my life!
1557
00:58:34,752 --> 00:58:35,788
- What do you wanna do?
1558
00:58:35,822 --> 00:58:37,168
Just tell me what you wanna do.
1559
00:58:37,203 --> 00:58:39,205
- I have to get married.
1560
00:58:40,378 --> 00:58:42,208
I have to get married.
1561
00:58:43,692 --> 00:58:44,521
He can't do this.
1562
00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:45,798
He can't do it.
1563
00:58:47,075 --> 00:58:48,835
We have to get married.
1564
00:58:48,870 --> 00:58:52,736
[man speaking foreign language]
1565
00:58:52,770 --> 00:58:54,082
We have to.
1566
00:58:54,116 --> 00:58:56,705
I can't fucking let him do this.
1567
00:58:56,740 --> 00:59:00,329
- Okay, then let's go
lock down the prenup.
1568
00:59:00,364 --> 00:59:02,953
[guitar music]
1569
00:59:07,198 --> 00:59:10,581
♪ Comes down like rain
1570
00:59:10,616 --> 00:59:14,136
♪ Ashes out the flames
1571
00:59:14,171 --> 00:59:19,107
♪ Respirate in vain
1572
00:59:22,248 --> 00:59:25,009
♪ Hold me now
1573
00:59:25,044 --> 00:59:27,287
♪ It's all right
1574
00:59:27,322 --> 00:59:31,153
♪ It's all gonna be all right
1575
00:59:36,434 --> 00:59:37,504
- To Grams.
1576
00:59:37,539 --> 00:59:38,333
- To Grams!
1577
00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:39,368
[glasses clanking]
1578
00:59:39,403 --> 00:59:40,680
- To Grams.
1579
00:59:40,715 --> 00:59:41,543
- To Grams.
1580
00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:43,165
- How old is Grams?
1581
00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:51,449
Fuck.
1582
00:59:51,484 --> 00:59:52,278
[Abe coughs]
1583
00:59:52,312 --> 00:59:53,141
- 81.
1584
00:59:54,107 --> 00:59:55,971
[bartender mumbling]
1585
00:59:56,006 --> 00:59:56,800
- Oh!
1586
00:59:56,834 --> 00:59:57,835
- Thank you!
1587
00:59:59,941 --> 01:00:00,769
Thanks.
1588
01:00:03,461 --> 01:00:05,809
- 81 is not a bad run.
1589
01:00:05,843 --> 01:00:08,674
- Don't fucking
do that right now.
1590
01:00:12,436 --> 01:00:14,265
- [Abe] Thank you, sir.
1591
01:00:15,439 --> 01:00:17,441
- You really gotta work
on empathy. [beeping]
1592
01:00:17,475 --> 01:00:19,961
- I know, I try.
- There's something missing.
1593
01:00:19,995 --> 01:00:22,584
- It doesn't come out
the way I intended.
1594
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,173
- Do you have Asperger's maybe?
1595
01:00:26,312 --> 01:00:27,554
- Okay, all right.
1596
01:00:27,589 --> 01:00:28,590
- Asperger's or something?
1597
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:29,522
- All right, okay.
1598
01:00:29,556 --> 01:00:30,903
- No, really they have like--
1599
01:00:30,937 --> 01:00:33,319
- I don't have
fucking Asperger's.
1600
01:00:33,353 --> 01:00:34,976
- They have a lack
of empathy. I just--
1601
01:00:35,010 --> 01:00:36,356
- Yeah, no I have
a lot of empathy
1602
01:00:36,391 --> 01:00:37,944
for everything that
you're going through.
1603
01:00:37,979 --> 01:00:39,394
- It doesn't feel like it.
- Okay.
1604
01:00:39,428 --> 01:00:41,534
- It hasn't felt like it.
1605
01:00:41,568 --> 01:00:43,467
It was just a sincere question.
1606
01:00:43,501 --> 01:00:44,330
- Okay.
1607
01:00:46,539 --> 01:00:49,059
I don't even know how
to respond to that.
1608
01:00:49,093 --> 01:00:51,751
- I mean, it's not that unusual.
1609
01:00:53,063 --> 01:00:54,305
- No, I mean,
1610
01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:55,582
if this is just gonna be
a business arrangement
1611
01:00:55,617 --> 01:00:56,411
what do you think is
a fair percentage?
1612
01:00:56,445 --> 01:00:58,793
- What are you thinking?
1613
01:00:58,827 --> 01:01:00,967
- Let me think about that.
1614
01:01:03,763 --> 01:01:07,249
I can't really think
about that right now.
1615
01:01:08,630 --> 01:01:11,288
- We only have to
pretend to be a real deal
1616
01:01:11,322 --> 01:01:13,635
for like a year.
- Where the fuck is my card?
1617
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:14,981
Yeah, you don't wanna,
1618
01:01:15,016 --> 01:01:16,155
I don't know.
1619
01:01:16,189 --> 01:01:17,121
Maybe your dad
wouldn't believe it
1620
01:01:17,156 --> 01:01:19,468
if we just got it annulled.
1621
01:01:19,503 --> 01:01:20,400
He seems like
[Jen mumbles]
1622
01:01:20,435 --> 01:01:22,264
that much of a piece of shit.
1623
01:01:22,299 --> 01:01:23,127
- He is.
1624
01:01:26,510 --> 01:01:27,684
[Jen mumbles]
1625
01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:28,546
Okay.
1626
01:01:30,514 --> 01:01:33,103
[gentle music]
1627
01:01:39,765 --> 01:01:41,421
All right, Abe. Why
don't we figure this out?
1628
01:01:41,456 --> 01:01:42,975
Come on.
1629
01:01:43,009 --> 01:01:44,977
- Are there any places still
open to get married now?
1630
01:01:45,011 --> 01:01:46,530
I don't even know.
1631
01:01:47,358 --> 01:01:48,843
- Well, let's see.
1632
01:01:51,052 --> 01:01:52,432
I'm sure that the
chapels are open
1633
01:01:52,467 --> 01:01:55,746
but we have to actually
get a marriage license.
1634
01:01:55,781 --> 01:01:58,162
- There's this place where
Michael Jordan got married.
1635
01:01:58,197 --> 01:02:00,164
That could be kinda funny.
1636
01:02:00,199 --> 01:02:01,338
- I don't really
care what's funny,
1637
01:02:01,372 --> 01:02:03,443
just what's fast and cheap.
1638
01:02:03,478 --> 01:02:04,686
- Okay.
1639
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,792
- And what opens the earliest.
1640
01:02:06,826 --> 01:02:09,173
- We also have to figure
out prenup agreement here.
1641
01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:10,312
- Okay.
1642
01:02:10,347 --> 01:02:11,313
- Let me see.
1643
01:02:11,348 --> 01:02:12,936
- How much were you thinking?
1644
01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:13,971
[Jen laughs]
1645
01:02:14,006 --> 01:02:15,352
- I was thinking like 15%.
1646
01:02:15,386 --> 01:02:16,353
I think that would be fair.
1647
01:02:16,387 --> 01:02:17,734
- How much is that, total?
1648
01:02:17,768 --> 01:02:18,596
- 450.
1649
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:20,564
$450,000.
1650
01:02:22,324 --> 01:02:23,981
- Wow, that's a little
generous for yourself
1651
01:02:24,016 --> 01:02:25,569
don't you think?
1652
01:02:25,603 --> 01:02:26,915
- I was thinking of 5%.
1653
01:02:26,950 --> 01:02:27,778
- 5%?
1654
01:02:27,813 --> 01:02:29,435
- Yeah, 150?
1655
01:02:29,469 --> 01:02:31,023
- Let me think about that.
1656
01:02:31,057 --> 01:02:32,679
I'm gonna find a template.
1657
01:02:32,714 --> 01:02:34,198
We just need to sign our names.
1658
01:02:34,233 --> 01:02:35,199
- Okay.
1659
01:02:35,234 --> 01:02:37,063
- What about 12%?
1660
01:02:37,098 --> 01:02:38,927
I haven't done that math but-
1661
01:02:38,962 --> 01:02:40,480
- It's more than 300.
1662
01:02:40,515 --> 01:02:42,379
Why don't we just
meet in the middle?
1663
01:02:42,413 --> 01:02:44,139
- 300, $300,000?
1664
01:02:44,174 --> 01:02:45,520
- 10%.
1665
01:02:45,554 --> 01:02:47,591
- Okay, I'll agree to that.
1666
01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:48,419
- Okay.
1667
01:02:48,454 --> 01:02:49,248
- $300,000?
1668
01:02:49,282 --> 01:02:50,076
- Married a year though.
1669
01:02:50,111 --> 01:02:50,905
- Married a year?
1670
01:02:50,939 --> 01:02:52,078
Okay.
1671
01:02:52,113 --> 01:02:54,632
That section right
there, would make sense.
1672
01:02:54,667 --> 01:02:56,220
- Okay, okay, okay.
1673
01:02:57,601 --> 01:02:59,189
And your signature.
1674
01:03:02,157 --> 01:03:04,332
Pawn shop, rings
1675
01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:06,852
marriage bureau to
get the license,
1676
01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:09,855
Michael Jordan's wedding chapel.
1677
01:03:09,889 --> 01:03:11,857
We're good here, thanks.
1678
01:03:14,411 --> 01:03:15,170
Thank you.
1679
01:03:15,205 --> 01:03:16,378
Pleasure doing business.
1680
01:03:16,413 --> 01:03:17,586
You're not staying here
tonight, by the way.
1681
01:03:17,621 --> 01:03:18,518
- What?
1682
01:03:18,553 --> 01:03:19,312
What are you talking about?
1683
01:03:19,347 --> 01:03:20,072
We have two beds.
1684
01:03:20,106 --> 01:03:21,487
- We have a whole
another hotel room.
1685
01:03:21,521 --> 01:03:22,522
You're gonna stay with Peter.
1686
01:03:27,665 --> 01:03:30,910
[Abe breathing loudly]
1687
01:03:32,325 --> 01:03:35,812
- Dude, can you just stop
recording me, please?
1688
01:03:40,368 --> 01:03:41,645
- [Peter] Dude.
1689
01:03:42,715 --> 01:03:43,923
- I'm gonna break your camera
1690
01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:46,236
in the middle of the night.
1691
01:03:47,616 --> 01:03:50,827
♪ Jumping down the alley
1692
01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:54,554
♪ And down to where, nowhere
1693
01:03:54,589 --> 01:03:58,006
♪ Just thinking about
the last words ♪
1694
01:03:58,041 --> 01:04:01,941
♪ That you told yourself
1695
01:04:01,976 --> 01:04:05,565
♪ And if you really even
1696
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:09,086
♪ If you really even care
1697
01:04:17,060 --> 01:04:21,340
♪ Because now you're
down and out ♪
1698
01:04:23,894 --> 01:04:27,035
- So, I wasn't forthcoming
about one thing.
1699
01:04:27,070 --> 01:04:28,519
Was nowhere on the same level
1700
01:04:28,554 --> 01:04:31,833
as what you weren't
telling me about.
1701
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,007
Let's be honest about that.
- That I have inheritance
1702
01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:34,836
when my Grammy dies.
1703
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,251
That's so insane!
1704
01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:42,223
My Grams didn't give a
fucking handjob, you freak!
1705
01:04:42,257 --> 01:04:44,052
- Okay, all right.
1706
01:04:44,087 --> 01:04:45,295
[Jen chuckles]
1707
01:04:45,329 --> 01:04:46,952
- Yeah, I didn't decide
how much money I get.
1708
01:04:46,986 --> 01:04:48,332
I didn't decide any of that.
1709
01:04:48,367 --> 01:04:50,369
- But you did decide
to marry someone by 30.
1710
01:04:50,403 --> 01:04:51,957
You did decide to pick me--
1711
01:04:51,991 --> 01:04:53,199
- Let me finish!
1712
01:04:53,234 --> 01:04:54,960
- Fine go, say what
you have to say.
1713
01:04:54,994 --> 01:04:56,099
- It sounds like you're the one
1714
01:04:56,133 --> 01:04:57,824
that's really concerned
about the money.
1715
01:04:57,859 --> 01:04:59,550
Because you're in a bind.
1716
01:04:59,585 --> 01:05:00,620
You want the money.
1717
01:05:00,655 --> 01:05:01,932
- Of course I want the money.
1718
01:05:01,967 --> 01:05:03,347
If you're gonna put
me in this situation.
1719
01:05:03,382 --> 01:05:05,660
- You made me fucking
deal with that bitch
1720
01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:06,764
in front of everybody.
1721
01:05:06,799 --> 01:05:09,008
She fucking humiliated me.
1722
01:05:09,043 --> 01:05:11,286
- You wanted to just
plug a fucking person
1723
01:05:11,321 --> 01:05:13,150
into your life and you chose me
1724
01:05:13,185 --> 01:05:14,703
because you thought
I was a nice guy.
1725
01:05:14,738 --> 01:05:16,326
Well, you know what?
- You're not a nice guy.
1726
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:17,258
Surprise.
1727
01:05:17,292 --> 01:05:18,742
- Maybe I'm not a nice guy.
1728
01:05:18,776 --> 01:05:19,916
Maybe I'm not a nice guy.
1729
01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:21,434
- Yeah, guess not.
1730
01:05:28,752 --> 01:05:31,720
This is strictly a
business arrangement.
1731
01:05:31,755 --> 01:05:33,067
- Yeah, no shit.
1732
01:05:36,829 --> 01:05:38,658
- I wish you could
just fucking apologize
1733
01:05:38,693 --> 01:05:41,144
for putting me through what
you just put me through
1734
01:05:41,178 --> 01:05:42,835
in front of a lot of people.
1735
01:05:42,869 --> 01:05:45,493
- I did apologize, profusely.
1736
01:05:45,527 --> 01:05:47,046
- [GPS] Proceed to the route.
1737
01:05:47,081 --> 01:05:48,047
Use the left lane
1738
01:05:48,082 --> 01:05:49,255
to make a U-turn.
1739
01:05:49,290 --> 01:05:51,257
- Sorry, you gotta
make a U-turn.
1740
01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:52,431
- Could you just put this here?
1741
01:05:52,465 --> 01:05:53,950
This is what this is for.
1742
01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:55,503
- Okay, hold on.
1743
01:05:55,537 --> 01:05:57,643
I can't rely on you.
1744
01:05:57,677 --> 01:06:00,439
- If my Grams
wasn't about to die,
1745
01:06:00,473 --> 01:06:03,476
I would not be going
through with this with you.
1746
01:06:03,511 --> 01:06:05,513
- Yeah, I get it.
1747
01:06:05,547 --> 01:06:08,412
- You're not even acknowledging
that that's happening,
1748
01:06:08,447 --> 01:06:09,620
and I'm dealing with that.
1749
01:06:09,655 --> 01:06:10,414
- Of course I don't
want your Grams
1750
01:06:10,449 --> 01:06:11,243
to die.
- Stop.
1751
01:06:11,277 --> 01:06:12,071
We're done.
1752
01:06:12,106 --> 01:06:13,314
This is done.
1753
01:06:13,348 --> 01:06:14,280
- I want this to be done.
- Stop!
1754
01:06:14,315 --> 01:06:15,799
Stop talking.
- This is done.
1755
01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:17,145
This a financial
arrangement right now.
1756
01:06:17,180 --> 01:06:19,803
- Just shut your fucking mouth.
1757
01:06:21,598 --> 01:06:24,014
[door thuds]
1758
01:06:29,571 --> 01:06:34,611
♪ I'd have stayed away
1759
01:06:36,302 --> 01:06:41,342
♪ Because the day
that you left me ♪
1760
01:06:45,415 --> 01:06:48,590
♪ I love you, I miss you
1761
01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:53,630
♪ It's all the same
1762
01:06:55,390 --> 01:06:58,186
♪ If I knew you could kill me
1763
01:06:58,221 --> 01:07:03,226
♪ I would've stayed away
1764
01:07:05,435 --> 01:07:10,440
♪ So, I need her so bad
1765
01:07:15,755 --> 01:07:19,414
♪ So, I need you
1766
01:07:23,660 --> 01:07:25,075
- [Jen] Do you want the money?
1767
01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:26,042
- [Abe] Why are you--
1768
01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:27,284
- [Jen] Do you want it or not?
1769
01:07:27,319 --> 01:07:28,458
- [Abe] Okay, we're
in public right now.
1770
01:07:28,492 --> 01:07:29,700
Why don't you just
pipe down a little bit?
1771
01:07:29,735 --> 01:07:31,185
How do you want me to act?
1772
01:07:31,219 --> 01:07:32,117
I'll be like that on camera.
- You keep questioning me,
1773
01:07:32,151 --> 01:07:33,566
I'm saying let's have fun.
1774
01:07:33,601 --> 01:07:35,154
We're gonna have fun and
we're excited about it. Okay?
1775
01:07:35,189 --> 01:07:36,604
- So you want excitement
from zero to 10.
1776
01:07:36,638 --> 01:07:38,571
What level to you
want me to be at?
1777
01:07:38,606 --> 01:07:40,159
Just tell me and
I'll be that way.
1778
01:07:40,194 --> 01:07:42,368
- Whatever you can manage.
1779
01:07:46,372 --> 01:07:47,201
We got it!
1780
01:07:48,892 --> 01:07:51,481
- We're getting married.
1781
01:07:51,515 --> 01:07:54,484
- Off to the chapel, woohoo!
1782
01:07:54,518 --> 01:07:55,692
- Let's do it.
1783
01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:59,661
[introspective music]
1784
01:08:06,772 --> 01:08:11,604
♪
1785
01:08:11,639 --> 01:08:16,575
♪
1786
01:08:20,337 --> 01:08:24,686
♪
1787
01:08:24,721 --> 01:08:25,998
[camera clicks]
1788
01:08:26,032 --> 01:08:27,827
♪
1789
01:08:27,862 --> 01:08:28,828
[camera clicks]
1790
01:08:28,863 --> 01:08:31,141
♪
1791
01:08:31,176 --> 01:08:31,969
[camera clicks]
1792
01:08:32,004 --> 01:08:36,560
♪
[camera clicks]
1793
01:08:36,595 --> 01:08:39,943
♪
1794
01:08:39,977 --> 01:08:42,808
♪
1795
01:08:42,842 --> 01:08:43,636
- Hi.
1796
01:08:43,671 --> 01:08:44,465
- [Abe] Hi.
1797
01:08:44,499 --> 01:08:45,293
- Good, how are you?
1798
01:08:45,328 --> 01:08:46,363
- How are you doing?
1799
01:08:46,398 --> 01:08:47,778
- Getting married?
1800
01:08:47,813 --> 01:08:49,435
- So what are the different
packages that we can get?
1801
01:08:49,470 --> 01:08:50,885
- [Woman] Sure, we have
the lover's package,
1802
01:08:50,919 --> 01:08:52,611
which is our most
popular package.
1803
01:08:52,645 --> 01:08:53,543
- Okay.
1804
01:08:53,577 --> 01:08:54,751
- [Woman] Courtesy limousine.
1805
01:08:54,785 --> 01:08:56,062
Courtesy if it's available.
1806
01:08:56,097 --> 01:08:58,099
You'll get the chapel indoors.
1807
01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,170
You get a bouquet of
flowers, boutonniere.
1808
01:09:00,205 --> 01:09:02,138
It's $230 plus tax.
- Okay.
1809
01:09:02,172 --> 01:09:03,656
- And then you have the
option of the gazebo
1810
01:09:03,691 --> 01:09:05,210
if you'd like to
take a look at that.
1811
01:09:05,244 --> 01:09:07,315
Or the pink Cadillac,
sit in the back seat.
1812
01:09:07,350 --> 01:09:09,317
- Oh, okay.
- There's a wedding going on.
1813
01:09:09,352 --> 01:09:10,560
If you wanna wait
till they're done
1814
01:09:10,594 --> 01:09:11,906
and you can look
at the main chapel
1815
01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,010
where Britney
Spears got married.
1816
01:09:13,045 --> 01:09:14,391
- Britney Spears?
- Oh!
1817
01:09:14,426 --> 01:09:15,944
- Britney Spears got
married in the main chapel.
1818
01:09:15,979 --> 01:09:17,877
Michael Jordan go married
in the smaller chapel.
1819
01:09:17,912 --> 01:09:19,155
Here's a picture
of Michael Jordan
1820
01:09:19,189 --> 01:09:21,847
and his first wife
Juanita, right here.
1821
01:09:21,881 --> 01:09:23,366
- Yeah.
1822
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,540
- There's Sharon Osbourne
in our gown and tux area.
1823
01:09:25,575 --> 01:09:27,024
- [Jen] Amazing.
1824
01:09:27,059 --> 01:09:28,267
- [Woman] We've had Frank
Sinatra to Mia Farrow,
1825
01:09:28,302 --> 01:09:30,580
Elizabeth Taylor, Joan
Collins, Leon Spinks.
1826
01:09:30,614 --> 01:09:33,272
The list goes on and on.
- [Peter] This is so funny.
1827
01:09:33,307 --> 01:09:35,171
- My name is Abe
and this is Jen.
1828
01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:36,241
- [Woman] And now Abe and Jen.
1829
01:09:36,275 --> 01:09:37,690
[Jen laughing]
[Abe chuckles]
1830
01:09:37,725 --> 01:09:39,658
- Kevin Federline and Britney
Spears got married here?
1831
01:09:39,692 --> 01:09:40,935
- Yeah, K-Fed.
1832
01:09:40,969 --> 01:09:41,901
- That seems appropriate.
1833
01:09:41,936 --> 01:09:44,421
That seems really appropriate.
1834
01:09:46,354 --> 01:09:48,667
- I'm gonna be right back.
1835
01:09:48,701 --> 01:09:50,876
[woman coughs]
1836
01:09:50,910 --> 01:09:53,396
- So how much is it for
the drive-through again?
1837
01:09:53,430 --> 01:09:54,224
- [Woman] $50.
1838
01:09:54,259 --> 01:09:55,191
- $50.
1839
01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:56,571
- And then after every ceremony,
1840
01:09:56,606 --> 01:09:57,952
the minister will give you an
envelope that looks like this
1841
01:09:57,986 --> 01:09:59,229
for their donation,
it's not included.
1842
01:09:59,264 --> 01:10:00,679
- Okay.
1843
01:10:00,713 --> 01:10:02,059
- [Woman] And then that
doesn't include any flowers
1844
01:10:02,094 --> 01:10:03,406
or photos, that's
just the drive-up.
1845
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:05,891
And then we have photos,
flowers if you wanna add on.
1846
01:10:05,925 --> 01:10:07,582
DVD, live-streaming.
1847
01:10:08,445 --> 01:10:09,722
Congratulations.
1848
01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:11,068
- Thank you so
much for your help.
1849
01:10:11,103 --> 01:10:13,209
- Are you guys checking in?
Are you getting married?
1850
01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:15,141
[man speaking off-mic]
1851
01:10:15,176 --> 01:10:16,660
- Okay, cool.
1852
01:10:16,695 --> 01:10:20,354
Thank you so much we're gonna
go figure out everything else.
1853
01:10:20,388 --> 01:10:21,562
I'm gonna see what happened--
1854
01:10:21,596 --> 01:10:23,288
Where she just went off to.
1855
01:10:23,322 --> 01:10:24,979
- [Woman] And we'll see
you soon. Congratulations.
1856
01:10:25,013 --> 01:10:25,807
- Thank you, I will.
1857
01:10:25,842 --> 01:10:26,739
Thank you.
1858
01:10:26,774 --> 01:10:27,533
- [Woman] You're welcome.
1859
01:10:27,568 --> 01:10:29,259
Hi John, how are you?
1860
01:10:34,126 --> 01:10:36,266
[Jen laughing]
1861
01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:37,302
- Hey.
1862
01:10:37,336 --> 01:10:38,510
- I'm so glad you're okay.
1863
01:10:38,544 --> 01:10:39,545
I'm so glad.
1864
01:10:41,306 --> 01:10:44,274
[Jen laughs]
1865
01:10:44,309 --> 01:10:46,069
Well, you sound great.
1866
01:10:47,208 --> 01:10:50,073
- Who are you talking to?
1867
01:10:50,107 --> 01:10:52,558
- I knew you'd be okay.
1868
01:10:52,593 --> 01:10:53,904
- Is that Grams?
1869
01:10:56,528 --> 01:10:58,150
- Yes, I will.
1870
01:10:58,184 --> 01:10:58,978
Yes.
1871
01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:03,155
I will, just in a
couple of days, okay?
1872
01:11:03,189 --> 01:11:04,846
I'll come see you.
1873
01:11:04,881 --> 01:11:06,538
I'm so happy.
1874
01:11:06,572 --> 01:11:07,366
Thank you.
1875
01:11:11,336 --> 01:11:12,406
I will.
1876
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:14,270
I love you too.
1877
01:11:14,304 --> 01:11:15,512
Okay, bye Grams.
1878
01:11:18,135 --> 01:11:20,310
- What's going on?
1879
01:11:20,345 --> 01:11:22,347
- She made this
miraculous recovery.
1880
01:11:22,381 --> 01:11:23,520
Surgery was great.
1881
01:11:23,555 --> 01:11:24,452
She's okay.
1882
01:11:26,730 --> 01:11:29,526
- Oh, wow.
[Jen laughs]
1883
01:11:29,561 --> 01:11:31,494
I'm glad Grams is okay.
1884
01:11:32,598 --> 01:11:33,599
- Oh my God.
1885
01:11:34,428 --> 01:11:36,119
She sounded so good.
1886
01:11:36,982 --> 01:11:39,156
She sounded so good.
1887
01:11:39,191 --> 01:11:41,331
[Jen laughs]
1888
01:11:41,366 --> 01:11:43,885
Wow, okay, we can go.
1889
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:46,371
[Jen laughs]
1890
01:11:46,405 --> 01:11:48,476
- Wait, what do you wanna do?
1891
01:11:48,511 --> 01:11:51,583
[Jen breathing heavily]
1892
01:11:51,617 --> 01:11:52,549
- What?
1893
01:11:52,584 --> 01:11:55,207
- What do you wanna do?
1894
01:11:55,241 --> 01:11:57,174
I mean, we've got
the marriage license.
1895
01:11:57,209 --> 01:11:58,969
- What do I wanna do?
1896
01:12:00,177 --> 01:12:02,559
- Well, you need to
get married by 30.
1897
01:12:02,594 --> 01:12:05,182
That's approaching.
- Oh, honey.
1898
01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:08,703
I mean this, we know
this isn't gonna happen.
1899
01:12:08,738 --> 01:12:09,566
I'll find somebody else.
1900
01:12:09,601 --> 01:12:11,188
It's okay, come on.
1901
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,987
You know you don't want this.
1902
01:12:18,230 --> 01:12:19,335
What about everything
we just said?
1903
01:12:19,369 --> 01:12:20,508
You don't want this.
1904
01:12:20,543 --> 01:12:24,132
- We had an arrangement,
we had a deal here.
1905
01:12:24,995 --> 01:12:25,996
- It's done.
1906
01:12:26,859 --> 01:12:28,205
It's done, okay?
1907
01:12:29,586 --> 01:12:30,415
Let's go.
1908
01:12:31,485 --> 01:12:32,658
I can get you a car back.
1909
01:12:32,693 --> 01:12:35,316
I don't give a shit.
[Jen laughing]
1910
01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,835
- You know what?
1911
01:12:36,869 --> 01:12:38,388
- We don't have to do this.
1912
01:12:38,423 --> 01:12:40,977
- Fuck you, seriously fuck you.
1913
01:12:41,011 --> 01:12:42,219
You're a bitch.
1914
01:12:42,254 --> 01:12:43,704
You are a conniving bitch.
1915
01:12:43,738 --> 01:12:46,362
I've known it since the day
I met you, but you're hot.
1916
01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:47,673
So that's why I stayed with you.
1917
01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:49,468
Fuck you, I hate you.
1918
01:12:51,056 --> 01:12:51,884
- Bye!
1919
01:12:53,645 --> 01:12:55,647
Good luck with Shmooly!
1920
01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:01,031
[horns blaring]
1921
01:13:03,551 --> 01:13:05,415
And we're back.
1922
01:13:05,450 --> 01:13:08,245
I'm here at the Historic
Downtown Farmers Market.
1923
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:09,074
I'm with Peter.
1924
01:13:09,108 --> 01:13:09,902
Peter, say hi.
1925
01:13:09,937 --> 01:13:11,387
- [Peter] What it do!
1926
01:13:11,421 --> 01:13:14,182
- The footage that we shot
in Vegas actually turned out
to be really good.
1927
01:13:14,217 --> 01:13:16,081
Like we have a legit movie.
1928
01:13:16,115 --> 01:13:17,393
It's crazy.
1929
01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:19,049
- I can't get Abe
to sign a release.
1930
01:13:19,084 --> 01:13:20,430
I've been calling him,
I've been texting him,
1931
01:13:20,465 --> 01:13:23,053
I've sent him DMs, nothing.
1932
01:13:23,088 --> 01:13:25,642
And he just posted to
his Shmooly Instagram
1933
01:13:25,677 --> 01:13:28,369
that he's here,
downtown at this market,
1934
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,406
looking for peppers
for his hot sauce.
1935
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:33,616
So we're gonna track his ass
down and get him to sign this.
1936
01:13:34,651 --> 01:13:35,480
Let's see.
1937
01:13:38,724 --> 01:13:42,245
There he is, in the
yellow Shmooly shirt.
1938
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:44,212
We got him.
1939
01:13:44,247 --> 01:13:45,731
Come on, let's go.
1940
01:13:47,388 --> 01:13:48,562
- How much are the pears?
- Abe!
1941
01:13:48,596 --> 01:13:50,011
- [Vendor] $3 a pound.
1942
01:13:50,046 --> 01:13:50,840
- $3?
1943
01:13:50,874 --> 01:13:52,358
- Abe!
1944
01:13:52,393 --> 01:13:53,463
- What are you doing here?
1945
01:13:53,498 --> 01:13:54,326
- Hey.
1946
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:55,534
- Hey.
1947
01:13:55,569 --> 01:13:56,915
- I've been trying to
call you, and text you,
1948
01:13:56,949 --> 01:13:59,469
and you haven't been
getting back to me.
1949
01:13:59,504 --> 01:14:01,471
- That's true, yeah.
1950
01:14:01,506 --> 01:14:03,473
You got Peter here,
just bum rushing me?
1951
01:14:03,508 --> 01:14:04,474
- [Peter] What's up bro!
- Yeah.
1952
01:14:04,509 --> 01:14:05,958
We had to come find you.
1953
01:14:05,993 --> 01:14:08,271
- You like stalking my
Instagram or something?
1954
01:14:08,305 --> 01:14:09,962
- Yeah, yeah, I did.
1955
01:14:10,894 --> 01:14:11,930
I need you to sign this.
1956
01:14:11,964 --> 01:14:13,379
- What is that?
1957
01:14:13,414 --> 01:14:15,312
- It's a release, for our movie.
1958
01:14:15,347 --> 01:14:17,487
- Can we not get
into this here, now?
1959
01:14:17,522 --> 01:14:19,040
- We just need to go talk.
1960
01:14:19,075 --> 01:14:19,869
Can we go talk?
1961
01:14:19,903 --> 01:14:20,939
Please?
1962
01:14:20,973 --> 01:14:23,528
[Abe sighs]
1963
01:14:23,562 --> 01:14:25,081
Let's go sit down.
1964
01:14:25,944 --> 01:14:26,876
- Okay fine.
1965
01:14:26,910 --> 01:14:27,704
I'll sit down, okay.
1966
01:14:27,739 --> 01:14:28,567
- Come on, come on.
1967
01:14:28,602 --> 01:14:29,465
It's okay.
1968
01:14:32,433 --> 01:14:33,503
How do we look?
1969
01:14:33,538 --> 01:14:34,573
Light good?
1970
01:14:34,608 --> 01:14:36,644
- [Peter] Looks perfect.
1971
01:14:36,679 --> 01:14:38,404
- It's good to see you.
1972
01:14:38,439 --> 01:14:40,096
- It is good to see you.
1973
01:14:40,130 --> 01:14:41,028
- You look great!
1974
01:14:41,062 --> 01:14:42,098
- You look really good.
1975
01:14:42,132 --> 01:14:43,513
- Thanks.
1976
01:14:43,548 --> 01:14:45,791
- You look beautiful as
always, to be totally honest.
1977
01:14:45,826 --> 01:14:46,827
- Thank you.
1978
01:14:48,207 --> 01:14:50,002
I have to ask.
1979
01:14:50,037 --> 01:14:52,384
Why have you been ignoring me?
1980
01:14:52,418 --> 01:14:54,006
Like what the hell?
1981
01:14:55,421 --> 01:14:57,838
- Honestly, I'm really regretful
1982
01:14:57,872 --> 01:15:00,530
about the way
everything played out
1983
01:15:00,565 --> 01:15:04,016
and I said some
really shitty things.
1984
01:15:04,051 --> 01:15:07,503
And that the fact that
that's all, I don't know
1985
01:15:07,537 --> 01:15:09,435
fuckin' recorded
somewhere is scary
1986
01:15:09,470 --> 01:15:12,093
and I've been trying
not to think about it
1987
01:15:12,128 --> 01:15:13,336
to be honest.
1988
01:15:13,370 --> 01:15:14,717
Yeah, just been
trying to move on.
1989
01:15:14,751 --> 01:15:15,787
- I get that.
1990
01:15:18,341 --> 01:15:20,205
I was really shitty too.
1991
01:15:20,239 --> 01:15:21,689
- Yeah we were pretty
shitty to each other.
1992
01:15:21,724 --> 01:15:22,897
- I'm really sorry.
1993
01:15:22,932 --> 01:15:24,140
- You're sorry?
1994
01:15:24,174 --> 01:15:27,212
- Yeah, I'm sorry it
got as bad as it did.
1995
01:15:27,246 --> 01:15:29,455
That's not what I wanted at all.
1996
01:15:29,490 --> 01:15:32,286
- What exactly are
you sorry about?
1997
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,391
- Sorry for being mean to you.
1998
01:15:34,426 --> 01:15:36,773
- I'm definitely sorry for
being that mean to you.
1999
01:15:36,808 --> 01:15:38,085
I think it was
really unwarranted
2000
01:15:38,119 --> 01:15:40,121
and maybe even having
the camera there,
2001
01:15:40,156 --> 01:15:41,675
made us act a
little differently.
2002
01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:42,607
- Sure.
2003
01:15:42,641 --> 01:15:44,574
- It got pretty fucked up.
2004
01:15:44,609 --> 01:15:46,576
- I do wanna say though,
2005
01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:50,097
it made a really good movie.
2006
01:15:52,099 --> 01:15:54,757
Yeah, like Peter
shot it so well.
2007
01:15:56,172 --> 01:15:58,208
This could go to
like festivals, dude.
2008
01:15:58,243 --> 01:15:59,589
You have to see it.
2009
01:15:59,624 --> 01:16:01,418
- So us being
shitty to each other
2010
01:16:01,453 --> 01:16:03,213
in Vegas could go to festivals?
2011
01:16:03,248 --> 01:16:06,285
- I'm just saying, I don't
want Grandma getting sick
2012
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:10,289
and our relationship going
to shit to be for nothing.
2013
01:16:10,324 --> 01:16:11,636
- Well, a big part
of me feels like
2014
01:16:11,670 --> 01:16:13,948
we should take the
footage and set it on fire
2015
01:16:13,983 --> 01:16:17,849
and show it to no one because
we are so shitty in it.
2016
01:16:17,883 --> 01:16:19,126
- This could be
good for Shmooly,
2017
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:22,129
this would be good
for you, I promise.
2018
01:16:22,163 --> 01:16:23,820
The content is dope.
2019
01:16:25,270 --> 01:16:26,478
I just need you do sign this,
2020
01:16:26,512 --> 01:16:27,859
and we can move forward with it.
2021
01:16:27,893 --> 01:16:28,687
I think--
2022
01:16:28,722 --> 01:16:31,172
[Abe laughing]
2023
01:16:31,207 --> 01:16:32,864
It's just a release.
2024
01:16:34,451 --> 01:16:35,625
- I'll take a look
at the footage
2025
01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:39,249
and if it's not the
worst thing ever, maybe.
2026
01:16:40,423 --> 01:16:42,218
- I'm happy to show
it to you, seriously.
2027
01:16:42,252 --> 01:16:43,737
You're great in it.
[Abe laughs]
2028
01:16:43,771 --> 01:16:47,948
Also, I would love it if you
edited, just to give some--
2029
01:16:47,982 --> 01:16:49,639
- Now it all makes sense.
2030
01:16:49,674 --> 01:16:51,330
Okay you want me to
edit the footage.
2031
01:16:51,365 --> 01:16:54,264
- Well no, just to give some
of your perspective on it.
2032
01:16:54,299 --> 01:16:56,266
So it's coming from both of us.
I wanna be partners on this.
2033
01:16:56,301 --> 01:16:58,027
- Okay, I will take a
look at the footage,
2034
01:16:58,061 --> 01:16:59,511
and we can go from there.
2035
01:16:59,545 --> 01:17:01,478
I'm not gonna sign anything
but show me the footage.
2036
01:17:01,513 --> 01:17:03,170
- You're gonna like it.
2037
01:17:03,204 --> 01:17:07,450
- I'm sure I'm gonna have
some kind of response to it.
2038
01:17:07,484 --> 01:17:10,936
- And honestly, I do
really care about you,
2039
01:17:10,971 --> 01:17:12,904
and I am very sorry that
it turned out like this,
2040
01:17:12,938 --> 01:17:15,216
and I do want us to be friends.
2041
01:17:15,251 --> 01:17:16,804
Seriously.
2042
01:17:16,839 --> 01:17:19,358
- I meant that,
when I said that.
2043
01:17:19,393 --> 01:17:21,188
I think that would be cool.
2044
01:17:21,222 --> 01:17:22,948
And I don't hate you.
2045
01:17:24,260 --> 01:17:25,606
- I don't hate you either.
2046
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,677
- I mean in the
moment I felt that.
2047
01:17:27,712 --> 01:17:29,541
I was like, fucking A
2048
01:17:29,575 --> 01:17:30,991
I hate her in that moment.
2049
01:17:31,025 --> 01:17:33,510
But I don't feel that.
- Just give me a hug.
2050
01:17:33,545 --> 01:17:34,442
- Okay.
2051
01:17:34,477 --> 01:17:36,686
- Just give me a hug please.
2052
01:17:41,829 --> 01:17:44,660
- It's definitely
good to see you.
2053
01:17:46,938 --> 01:17:49,354
♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish
2054
01:17:49,388 --> 01:17:51,390
♪ And I'm buzzed
bombed and blitzed ♪
2055
01:17:51,425 --> 01:17:56,119
♪ I found love really exists
2056
01:17:56,154 --> 01:18:01,159
♪ I found love when we kissed
2057
01:18:02,332 --> 01:18:03,955
♪ It must be love
or else I'm drunk ♪
2058
01:18:03,989 --> 01:18:06,095
♪ These foolish fleeting
thoughts I've thunk ♪
2059
01:18:06,129 --> 01:18:10,547
♪ Must be a dream,
those lips I've kissed ♪
2060
01:18:10,582 --> 01:18:13,205
♪ Though I'm tanked as a fish
2061
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,483
♪ And I'm buzzed,
bombed and blitzed ♪
2062
01:18:15,518 --> 01:18:20,281
♪ I found love really exists
2063
01:18:20,316 --> 01:18:24,147
♪ I found love when we kissed
2064
01:18:47,895 --> 01:18:52,900
♪ I found love really,
really, really exists ♪
2065
01:18:58,285 --> 01:19:00,770
♪ What a kiss
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