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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:34,199 --> 00:01:35,826 You walk here? 2 00:01:37,703 --> 00:01:39,746 Alright, good. Turn around. 3 00:01:42,541 --> 00:01:44,084 Legs out. 4 00:01:46,128 --> 00:01:47,713 The bag. 5 00:02:03,228 --> 00:02:04,980 Gotta still hit the farmers' market. 6 00:02:05,147 --> 00:02:06,523 - What time is it? - 10:00-ish. 7 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,066 - It's 10:00? - Mm-hm. 8 00:02:08,233 --> 00:02:10,402 I gotta pick up the kid. Where's Tony? 9 00:02:10,527 --> 00:02:13,697 Tony and I were out late last night. But don't worry, he's gonna be here. 10 00:02:13,822 --> 00:02:15,240 - You got this? - Yes. 11 00:02:15,365 --> 00:02:16,950 He's not gonna flake. Neither am I. 12 00:02:20,245 --> 00:02:22,080 Hey. Hey, hey, hey! 13 00:02:22,247 --> 00:02:23,832 - Yes, Chef. - Wake up. 14 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:25,417 We got a critic coming today. 15 00:02:25,584 --> 00:02:27,336 Why you think I slept here for, bro? 16 00:02:27,502 --> 00:02:29,880 Let's get going on the soup. We're behind on the egg prep. 17 00:02:29,963 --> 00:02:31,923 And get the mise on the steak. You still shitfaced? 18 00:02:32,049 --> 00:02:33,759 - No, I'm good. I'm good, Chef. - Alright. 19 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,677 Help Martin with the pig. We got the pig. 20 00:02:35,844 --> 00:02:37,387 Lechon! 21 00:02:42,851 --> 00:02:44,978 - Hey, pal. - Hey. 22 00:02:47,022 --> 00:02:49,191 Buckle up, buddy. Sorry I'm late. 23 00:02:49,358 --> 00:02:50,943 I'm used to it. 24 00:02:51,109 --> 00:02:53,695 Listen, pal, I don't think we have time to catch a movie today. 25 00:02:53,779 --> 00:02:55,739 Is it 'cause you're getting reviewed? 26 00:02:55,864 --> 00:02:58,533 - Yeah, how'd you know about that? - Mom told me. 27 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,160 What'd she say? 28 00:03:00,285 --> 00:03:02,329 She said you might be a little worried. 29 00:03:02,454 --> 00:03:04,331 - She said I was worried? - Yeah. 30 00:03:04,456 --> 00:03:06,875 Well, Mom doesn't know me that well, OK? 31 00:03:07,042 --> 00:03:09,336 - She's pretty spot-on about you. - Oh, yeah? 32 00:03:09,461 --> 00:03:11,296 You know what Mommy thinks I should be doing? 33 00:03:11,380 --> 00:03:12,923 - What? - That I should get a food truck. 34 00:03:13,048 --> 00:03:15,050 - I like food trucks. - Yeah, I like food trucks. 35 00:03:15,092 --> 00:03:16,385 Who doesn't like food trucks? 36 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:18,720 Can you picture me driving a food truck? I'm a chef. 37 00:03:18,887 --> 00:03:20,931 - I work in a restaurant. - OK. 38 00:03:21,056 --> 00:03:23,892 Listen, I gotta go to the farmers' market, pick up some ingredients. 39 00:03:23,892 --> 00:03:26,311 OK. Can I come? 40 00:03:26,478 --> 00:03:28,313 I thought I'd drop you off at the restaurant. 41 00:03:28,397 --> 00:03:29,898 - Molly's there. - No, I wanna go with you. 42 00:03:30,065 --> 00:03:31,900 - You're not gonna ask me for everything you see? -No. 43 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:34,444 It's not about you eating, it's about me buying groceries. 44 00:03:34,444 --> 00:03:35,487 - I know. - OK. Good. 45 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:37,072 - You got the purple and white? - Just orange. 46 00:03:37,239 --> 00:03:38,991 Just orange? Alright, give me six bunches of those. 47 00:03:39,157 --> 00:03:40,534 - Or eight of the small. - Dad. 48 00:03:40,659 --> 00:03:43,704 Hang on a second, buddy. And on the radishes here, I use the tops, OK? 49 00:03:43,829 --> 00:03:45,247 - I need consistent tops. - Dad. 50 00:03:45,414 --> 00:03:47,749 Is that what's happening? Six of these. Let's see what we got. 51 00:03:47,916 --> 00:03:49,293 - Dad. - What do you want, Percy? 52 00:03:49,418 --> 00:03:51,670 - Can I please have kettle corn? - Daddy's working, OK? 53 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,130 No, you're not gonna get kettle... 54 00:03:53,255 --> 00:03:55,674 - Why don't you get a piece of fruit? - I don't want fruit. 55 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,343 How can you even ask for kettle corn? You know what it is? 56 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:00,971 - No. - It's carbs covered with sugar, OK? 57 00:04:01,096 --> 00:04:02,723 Look at this piece of fruit. 58 00:04:02,848 --> 00:04:04,433 Huh? It's beautiful. 59 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,018 How could you even want kettle corn 60 00:04:06,101 --> 00:04:08,020 with gorgeous fruit like this in front of you? 61 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:09,605 Why don't you have a piece of fruit? 62 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:12,649 So apparently they're sending a big reviewer 63 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,610 who's also some huge food blogger. 64 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,778 - You know what a food blogger is? - Yeah. 65 00:04:16,945 --> 00:04:19,239 A guy who writes about food on the internet. 66 00:04:19,364 --> 00:04:20,949 I know what a food blogger is. 67 00:04:21,116 --> 00:04:24,494 Well, this guy's a big one, and a lot of these big guys, 68 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,038 they don't like me. 69 00:04:26,204 --> 00:04:29,207 They got it in for me because I got good write-ups when I started out. 70 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:32,252 - They're haters. - Exactly. 71 00:04:32,377 --> 00:04:34,338 We didn't have that word when I was growing up. 72 00:04:34,463 --> 00:04:35,881 There was no word for hater. 73 00:04:36,048 --> 00:04:38,216 The most you would say is that somebody was, like, jealous, 74 00:04:38,383 --> 00:04:39,760 which didn't really capture it. 75 00:04:39,926 --> 00:04:42,137 The sausage guy's here. You ever try andouille sausage? 76 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:43,597 - No. - It's spicy. 77 00:04:43,722 --> 00:04:45,098 - You like spicy? - No. 78 00:04:45,223 --> 00:04:46,767 It's not so spicy. Come on. 79 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:50,520 That's from New Orleans. You ever heard of New Orleans? 80 00:04:50,646 --> 00:04:52,064 - Yeah. - Yeah? 81 00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:53,607 It's part of the United States. 82 00:04:53,774 --> 00:04:56,318 It's part of the Louisiana Purchase from Napoleon. 83 00:04:56,485 --> 00:04:57,945 Yeah. Um, that was... 84 00:04:58,070 --> 00:05:00,864 I mean, like, now. That was a long time ago. 85 00:05:00,989 --> 00:05:03,533 - 1803. - Whatever. 86 00:05:03,659 --> 00:05:06,745 Talking about the food, the culture, you know? 87 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:09,206 Like this andouille sausage. 88 00:05:09,331 --> 00:05:11,875 - Beignets. You ever hear of that? - We can get it here. 89 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,418 Not the same. 90 00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:16,004 When you have it here, it's good because it reminds you of, 91 00:05:16,088 --> 00:05:18,966 like, a whole world of memories that you have of being there. 92 00:05:19,091 --> 00:05:22,010 'Cause it's like... I'm telling you, it's like a whole different world. 93 00:05:22,094 --> 00:05:24,137 - We should go there sometime. - Definitely. 94 00:05:24,304 --> 00:05:26,139 - For real? - Yeah. 95 00:05:26,265 --> 00:05:27,891 I mean, not now. 96 00:05:28,016 --> 00:05:29,434 - But, like... - When? 97 00:05:29,601 --> 00:05:31,979 I don't know. I got... Everything's very full for me. 98 00:05:33,021 --> 00:05:35,565 - I got this reviewer coming. - After the review? 99 00:05:35,691 --> 00:05:37,901 Yeah, after review. That'd be good. 100 00:05:38,026 --> 00:05:39,611 I'm off school next month. 101 00:05:39,778 --> 00:05:41,822 Next month? Yeah. We could go next month. 102 00:05:41,947 --> 00:05:43,365 - Awesome. - Or whatever. Or, like, if you're... 103 00:05:43,532 --> 00:05:44,908 If it doesn't... I'll ask Mom. 104 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:47,119 If it doesn't work out next month, we'll go later. 105 00:05:47,119 --> 00:05:50,122 - But we'll definitely check it out. - I already did. She's cool with it. 106 00:05:51,623 --> 00:05:53,959 - You asked her already? - Mm-hm. 107 00:05:54,126 --> 00:05:56,545 Where'd you get a phone? How come you have a phone already? 108 00:05:56,628 --> 00:05:58,046 Everybody your age have phones? 109 00:05:58,213 --> 00:06:00,090 Yo, Popeye, get the sauce on there, OK? 110 00:06:00,215 --> 00:06:03,218 Whose bacon is this, huh? I gotta watch this too? 111 00:06:03,385 --> 00:06:06,388 When I find out who it is, grab your ankles, 'cause here comes papi chulo. 112 00:06:06,555 --> 00:06:08,932 Where we at? Talk to me, people. How we doing? 113 00:06:09,057 --> 00:06:11,018 The stock's simmering, the pig's broken down, bacon are fine. 114 00:06:11,143 --> 00:06:12,978 The stock is simmering. That means reducing. 115 00:06:12,978 --> 00:06:16,064 Good. Guys, big night tonight. You all know what's happening? 116 00:06:16,231 --> 00:06:18,150 Yeah? OK, let me know as soon as he's here. 117 00:06:18,317 --> 00:06:20,319 I want people having fun at all the tables around. 118 00:06:20,402 --> 00:06:23,155 Call your pretty friends, bring 'em in. Tell 'em the tickets are on me. 119 00:06:23,322 --> 00:06:24,823 The stemware looks crooked. Let's get out there. 120 00:06:24,990 --> 00:06:26,908 Don't make me get the fucking ruler out. Thank you. 121 00:06:27,075 --> 00:06:28,452 - Oh, Chef. - I got the good shit. 122 00:06:28,577 --> 00:06:30,537 - You see this, Martin? - Look at that. That's a specimen. 123 00:06:30,662 --> 00:06:32,581 - Baby carrots. - I got you curry paste with... 124 00:06:32,623 --> 00:06:34,291 - Copy that. Copy that. - Carl. 125 00:06:34,416 --> 00:06:35,834 Not right now, please. 126 00:06:36,001 --> 00:06:38,086 Where the fuck did you get these juicy-ass tomatoes? 127 00:06:38,128 --> 00:06:40,047 - Riva's here. - OK, you got it? Let's get... 128 00:06:41,089 --> 00:06:42,507 What the hell's Riva doing here? 129 00:06:42,674 --> 00:06:44,593 I don't know. He was on his way back here. 130 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,845 I got him espresso, bought you five minutes of time. 131 00:06:47,012 --> 00:06:48,513 You should meet him out on the floor. 132 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,266 Stall him for five minutes. Let me get the staff going. Please. 133 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:53,352 OK. Fine. Expect him to come back here. 134 00:06:53,518 --> 00:06:54,895 Yeah, thank you. 135 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:56,980 How you gonna keep that psychopath from coming back here? 136 00:06:57,105 --> 00:06:59,358 - You gotta have a plan. - You want me to pickle these? 137 00:06:59,441 --> 00:07:01,193 Yeah, pickle these. I want you to pickle... 138 00:07:01,234 --> 00:07:02,527 - ls Carl in there? - Yeah. 139 00:07:02,694 --> 00:07:04,905 Hey, Carl! 140 00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:06,823 Carl. 141 00:07:06,949 --> 00:07:10,702 Are you, uh... are you planning on altering the menu? 142 00:07:10,869 --> 00:07:12,788 Yeah, I can't do this right now. Please, just... 143 00:07:12,871 --> 00:07:15,082 - You know a lot is on the line today. - I know. 144 00:07:15,207 --> 00:07:16,792 That's why the menu has to be perfect. 145 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:19,461 - But I can help you plan it. - I can't do this right now. 146 00:07:19,628 --> 00:07:22,381 Give me five minutes with my staff, I'll walk you through the menu. 147 00:07:22,506 --> 00:07:24,299 I've done this before. I can help guide you. 148 00:07:24,383 --> 00:07:26,927 I don't need guidance right now. I need space. 149 00:07:27,970 --> 00:07:29,388 OK? 150 00:07:29,554 --> 00:07:31,098 Thank you. 151 00:07:32,557 --> 00:07:35,102 Could we have a little privacy, uh, guys? 152 00:07:36,144 --> 00:07:38,188 Huh? 153 00:07:38,313 --> 00:07:40,524 I ask you to leave, you gotta look at Carl? 154 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:44,111 OK, everybody, tomen cinco. Take five. 155 00:07:46,738 --> 00:07:48,782 - You good? "I 99" it-Go, go, go. 156 00:07:48,907 --> 00:07:50,575 Grab a coffee. 157 00:07:51,827 --> 00:07:53,412 - Let's get something straight. - Yeah. 158 00:07:53,412 --> 00:07:56,206 You don't fucking talk to my staff like that. I talk to my staff. 159 00:07:56,331 --> 00:07:58,542 That side of the pass is you, this side is me. 160 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,419 That was the arrangement when you hired me. 161 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:02,337 OK, now will you listen to me for a minute? 162 00:08:02,504 --> 00:08:05,299 Carl, I get ideas. Sometimes my ideas work. 163 00:08:05,424 --> 00:08:08,969 I really don't care what magazine said that you're the next big thing. 164 00:08:09,094 --> 00:08:12,556 The fact is, you work for me, in my restaurant, right? 165 00:08:12,681 --> 00:08:14,474 I've had chefs before you in this kitchen. 166 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,019 - I'll have chefs after you. OK? - Alright, good talk. 167 00:08:17,185 --> 00:08:19,605 - Let me get back to work. - You know who's coming tonight. 168 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:22,274 We're being reviewed by the most important critic in the city. 169 00:08:22,316 --> 00:08:25,569 - Yes. I'm aware. - His online blog was sold to AOL... 170 00:08:25,694 --> 00:08:27,154 - For $10 million. - That's right. 171 00:08:27,279 --> 00:08:28,864 - You knew that? - Yes, I know. 172 00:08:29,031 --> 00:08:30,449 - OK. - He's a big deal. 173 00:08:30,616 --> 00:08:33,702 - That's why I wanna cook a good menu. - You wanna cook a good menu? 174 00:08:33,869 --> 00:08:36,204 - I wanna cook him some good food. - Yeah. Well, then... 175 00:08:36,371 --> 00:08:38,582 And our place is in a fucking creative rut. 176 00:08:38,707 --> 00:08:40,667 - In a rut? - In a creative rut. 177 00:08:40,792 --> 00:08:43,170 You do know we're doing better than any place in the neighbourhood? 178 00:08:43,295 --> 00:08:45,088 I'm not talking about how much money we're making, 179 00:08:45,213 --> 00:08:47,007 I'm talking about creatively - the food that we're serving. 180 00:08:47,132 --> 00:08:48,675 We've served the same food for five years. 181 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,802 Remember what happened when you put guts on the menu? 182 00:08:50,969 --> 00:08:53,388 Are you talking about my sweetbreads? Is that what you mean? 183 00:08:53,555 --> 00:08:56,391 Yeah. When you put that artsy shit on the menu, people don't like it. 184 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:59,102 Not one person ordered your sweetbreads. 185 00:08:59,227 --> 00:09:00,687 Please listen to me. 186 00:09:00,812 --> 00:09:04,191 I sank a fortune into the remodel to get you the French cooking top, 187 00:09:04,316 --> 00:09:05,734 whatever it is, that tabletop. 188 00:09:05,859 --> 00:09:07,277 - French cooking suite. - Right. 189 00:09:07,402 --> 00:09:09,571 Not every chef gets that. You know why you get it? 190 00:09:09,738 --> 00:09:11,239 - I appreciate it. - Do you know why? 191 00:09:11,239 --> 00:09:12,616 Because you deserve it. 192 00:09:12,741 --> 00:09:14,743 See, you don't know that. But I know it. 193 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:16,411 You deserve it. 194 00:09:16,578 --> 00:09:18,455 So be smart just for tonight. 195 00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:20,499 Look, if you bought Stones tickets 196 00:09:20,666 --> 00:09:24,294 and Jagger didn't play Satisfaction', how would you feel? 197 00:09:24,419 --> 00:09:26,088 Would you be happy? 198 00:09:26,254 --> 00:09:27,631 - No. - No! 199 00:09:27,756 --> 00:09:30,217 You'd burn the place to the fucking ground. 200 00:09:32,678 --> 00:09:34,513 Your menu works. 201 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,431 People love it. 202 00:09:37,432 --> 00:09:40,727 Carl, do what you want tonight. OK? You're the chef. 203 00:09:40,894 --> 00:09:42,688 You know what I think? 204 00:09:42,813 --> 00:09:44,481 I think you should play your hits. 205 00:09:50,445 --> 00:09:52,239 Alright, let's go. Pre-shift, guys. 206 00:09:52,364 --> 00:09:54,116 Big night tonight. 207 00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:56,243 Here's what we're doing. 208 00:09:56,368 --> 00:09:58,662 We're gonna go with the favourites. 209 00:09:58,787 --> 00:10:00,747 Starting with the caviar egg... 210 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,459 ...scallop, French onion soup... 211 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:07,045 ...frisée salad... 212 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:09,798 ...lobster risotto... 213 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:12,467 ...filet. 214 00:10:12,592 --> 00:10:14,678 And we're gonna finish strong with a crowd pleaser, 215 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:16,805 chocolate lava cake. 216 00:10:16,972 --> 00:10:19,308 Talk to Molly about wine pairings. 217 00:10:19,474 --> 00:10:21,643 Let me know when he gets here. And let's have fun. 218 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:24,313 Put your heart in it, people, big night. Let's have some fun. 219 00:10:24,313 --> 00:10:25,856 Good, good. 220 00:10:36,074 --> 00:10:38,535 ♪ I'm so tired of being alone 221 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:41,246 ♪ I'm so tired of on-my-own 222 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:48,712 ♪ Won't you help me, girl, just as soon as you can? 223 00:10:48,837 --> 00:10:53,800 ♪ People say that I've found a way 224 00:10:53,925 --> 00:11:00,265 ♪ To make you say that you love me 225 00:11:00,432 --> 00:11:03,060 ♪ Hey, baby, you didn't go for that 226 00:11:03,185 --> 00:11:05,729 ♪ It's a natural fact 227 00:11:06,855 --> 00:11:08,690 ♪ That I wanna come back 228 00:11:08,857 --> 00:11:10,901 ♪ Show me where it's at 229 00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:14,029 ♪ Baby, yeah 230 00:11:14,196 --> 00:11:17,407 ♪ I'm so tired of being alone I'm so tired... ♪ 231 00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:19,368 Dad. 232 00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:21,453 Dad. 233 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,997 Dad! Come on. Let's go. 234 00:11:31,463 --> 00:11:34,383 Look! It's up, it's up. It's up, it's up. The review's up. 235 00:11:34,549 --> 00:11:36,009 To the review. Here we go. 236 00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:37,678 - To you, baby, to you. - Here we go. 237 00:11:37,803 --> 00:11:39,471 - My culinary hero. - To the team. 238 00:11:42,391 --> 00:11:44,142 "Gauloises - eager to please." 239 00:11:44,309 --> 00:11:45,769 - Whoo! - Yes! 240 00:11:45,894 --> 00:11:48,063 "10 years ago, I had the good fortune to dine 241 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:51,275 "at Chef Casper's revelatory Miami bistro, Marrow." 242 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,901 - Miami in the house! - Marrow, baby! 243 00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:54,444 That's your house! 244 00:11:54,569 --> 00:11:58,824 "The sheer audacity of this fresh, brave voice of the culinary scene 245 00:11:58,991 --> 00:12:02,494 "reminded me why I write about food as a vocation." 246 00:12:02,661 --> 00:12:04,746 - Yeah! - That's a lot of pressure. 247 00:12:04,788 --> 00:12:07,791 "It is nearly impossible to separate my glowing regard for Chef Casper 248 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:12,045 "and how much he inspired me from my expectations as I sat down to dine 249 00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:15,382 "at the recently remodelled Brentwood Gallic staple, Gauloises." 250 00:12:15,507 --> 00:12:18,593 - Yeah, this is good! - "Oh, how times have changed. 251 00:12:20,178 --> 00:12:24,558 "Over the last decade, Carl Casper has somehow managed to transform himself 252 00:12:24,683 --> 00:12:26,852 "from the edgiest chef in Miami 253 00:12:27,019 --> 00:12:31,064 "to the needy aunt that gives you $5 every time you see her 254 00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:32,733 "in hopes that you will like her, 255 00:12:32,858 --> 00:12:35,611 "but instead causes you to shrink from her cloying embrace 256 00:12:35,777 --> 00:12:39,698 "which threatens to smother you in her saggy, moist cleavage. 257 00:12:40,699 --> 00:12:42,117 "The signature app, 258 00:12:42,284 --> 00:12:45,495 "intended to impress the country club brunch crowd, 259 00:12:45,621 --> 00:12:47,497 "is the caviar egg. 260 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,542 "A shirred egg topped with a dollop of caviar 261 00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:53,587 "is an excuse for the chef to overcharge us 262 00:12:53,712 --> 00:12:56,673 "for his insecurity and lack of imagination. 263 00:12:58,050 --> 00:13:01,803 "Carl Casper can best be summed up by the first bite of his needy 264 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:04,598 "and yet by some miracle also irrelevant 265 00:13:04,723 --> 00:13:06,808 "chocolate lava cake. 266 00:13:06,975 --> 00:13:12,314 "Casper didn't even have the courage to undercook the cake, 267 00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:15,609 "thus curiously lacking its signature molten centre." 268 00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:18,362 "This sad dessert is emblematic 269 00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:20,822 "of Carl Casper's disappointing new chapter. 270 00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:25,369 "His dramatic... weight gain can only be explained 271 00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:27,037 "by the fact that he must be eating 272 00:13:27,162 --> 00:13:30,082 "all the food sent back to the kitchen." 273 00:13:30,248 --> 00:13:31,917 Two stars. 274 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,965 I don't get it. I don't get it. 275 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:40,258 Everyone loved it. He loved it, even. 276 00:13:40,425 --> 00:13:43,720 Then Why'd he write all that mean shit about me? About my food? 277 00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:46,265 Who cares? Who cares? 278 00:13:46,431 --> 00:13:47,933 I do. 'Cause I could have done better. 279 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,018 I should have cooked the shit I was gonna cook. 280 00:13:50,185 --> 00:13:54,022 You're ignoring the fact that everyone was happy 281 00:13:54,189 --> 00:13:57,567 and you're making a problem where there's no problem. 282 00:13:57,693 --> 00:13:59,194 It's not hard to make people happy. 283 00:13:59,361 --> 00:14:02,447 There's certain things you could put on a menu that'll make everybody happy. 284 00:14:02,489 --> 00:14:04,616 If you put ahi tuna on a menu, it will sell out. 285 00:14:04,783 --> 00:14:06,410 It's guaranteed. You know that. 286 00:14:06,535 --> 00:14:09,037 But I cooked the beef cheek, which is a better dish, 287 00:14:09,204 --> 00:14:10,580 and nobody wants to even try it. 288 00:14:10,706 --> 00:14:13,125 - It was good, though. - Yeah, for family meal. 289 00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:14,751 Well, who you cooking for, though? 290 00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,670 That's my point. Why do I have to pick? 291 00:14:16,795 --> 00:14:19,715 Why do I have to choose? Why can't I have both? 292 00:14:19,881 --> 00:14:22,801 There are chefs that cook food that they believe in 293 00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:25,596 and people will try because they're open to a new experience 294 00:14:25,721 --> 00:14:27,180 and they'll end up liking it. 295 00:14:27,306 --> 00:14:29,516 - What do you want me to say to you? - The truth. 296 00:14:29,641 --> 00:14:31,852 You want me to tell you that you're the best chef 297 00:14:31,977 --> 00:14:33,687 that I ever worked with. 298 00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:35,564 And it's true, because you are. 299 00:14:35,731 --> 00:14:38,150 You are, Carl. You are the best chef I've ever worked with. 300 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,193 - OK. - I mean it. 301 00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:42,487 Well, thank you. 302 00:14:42,654 --> 00:14:44,197 You're welcome. 303 00:14:48,327 --> 00:14:50,329 - We both agreed not to do that. - I know. 304 00:14:50,495 --> 00:14:52,706 Why don't I just cook you something? 305 00:14:52,831 --> 00:14:55,292 Oh, OK. Fuck it. Let's go. 306 00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:00,065 Mmm! 307 00:16:00,232 --> 00:16:01,817 Mom wants to talk to you. 308 00:16:06,905 --> 00:16:09,324 Inez? 309 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:13,537 Inez. 310 00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:21,336 Are you OK? 311 00:16:21,503 --> 00:16:22,963 I got two stars. 312 00:16:23,088 --> 00:16:24,965 Getting two stars is good, right? 313 00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:27,342 I mean, I don't read that shit normally, but, you know, 314 00:16:27,426 --> 00:16:29,636 then he starts writing all this personal shit about me and... 315 00:16:29,761 --> 00:16:31,972 How many people you got working? You got, like, 50 people. 316 00:16:32,097 --> 00:16:34,308 And Percy's 10 years old. Does he still need a nanny? 317 00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:37,019 He's in school all day. What does she even do here? Hi, Flora. 318 00:16:37,185 --> 00:16:39,021 - Hi, Mr Carl. - I mean, what does he need... 319 00:16:39,104 --> 00:16:41,690 - What's she doing here? - You know that he's hurt, right? 320 00:16:43,025 --> 00:16:45,777 Because I was late? I already apologised to him. We're fine. 321 00:16:45,944 --> 00:16:49,573 Late? He waited for you for one hour alone outside. 322 00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:51,366 Well, I didn't realise it was that long. 323 00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:53,076 It's just... that was the day that... 324 00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:55,621 You're right. 325 00:16:55,787 --> 00:16:57,914 I didn't like what they wrote about you. 326 00:16:59,124 --> 00:17:00,709 I didn't like it either. 327 00:17:05,047 --> 00:17:06,506 It hurt, alright? 328 00:17:06,632 --> 00:17:08,634 You OK? 329 00:17:11,303 --> 00:17:12,888 I'm alright. 330 00:17:13,972 --> 00:17:15,474 Good. 331 00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:17,643 I'm gonna make it up to him. 332 00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:24,024 - That was fun, right? - Yeah. 333 00:17:24,149 --> 00:17:26,068 - Where you going? - I gotta work on a menu. 334 00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:28,028 It's still early. Can I watch? 335 00:17:28,153 --> 00:17:29,613 Yeah, sorry, it's at work. 336 00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:32,032 - I won't get in the way. - Yeah, I gotta go work. 337 00:17:32,157 --> 00:17:34,201 - OK. 'Bye. - We'll have fun next week. 338 00:17:34,326 --> 00:17:35,410 OK. 339 00:18:52,321 --> 00:18:55,574 What the hell are you doing here, man? What's this madness, huh? 340 00:18:55,741 --> 00:18:57,159 - This is crazy. - Yeah. 341 00:18:57,326 --> 00:18:58,744 - You didn't go home, did you? - No. 342 00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,370 - Come here. Check it out. - Go home, man. 343 00:19:00,495 --> 00:19:02,289 - You've been here all night. Go home. - Come here. 344 00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:04,374 Get some sleep. Fuck Twitter. Come on, get outta here. 345 00:19:04,499 --> 00:19:06,293 "Fuck Twitter"? What are you talking about, "Fuck Twitter"? 346 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,378 I mean, you know, fuck 'em. That's what I mean. 347 00:19:08,545 --> 00:19:10,297 - Who reads that shit anyhow? - I'm not on Twitter. 348 00:19:10,422 --> 00:19:12,007 I don't know what you're talking about. 349 00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:14,468 Nothing. Just classic bullshit. What is that? 350 00:19:14,593 --> 00:19:16,386 - That's carne asada. Check it out. - Wow. 351 00:19:19,264 --> 00:19:20,766 WOW! 352 00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:22,809 - Good? - It's fucking unbelievable, man. 353 00:19:22,935 --> 00:19:24,937 - Is it? - Holy shit! 354 00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:27,022 - No, seriously. - No, I'm serious. 355 00:19:27,189 --> 00:19:28,941 - Tell me the truth. - I'm telling you the truth. 356 00:19:29,107 --> 00:19:30,776 - It's incredible. - Is it good seasoning? 357 00:19:30,817 --> 00:19:32,653 - The seasoning's perfect. - Roll that shit! 358 00:19:32,653 --> 00:19:34,154 Chef Big Dog up all night cooking! 359 00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:35,697 - Come on in, buddy. - Come here. 360 00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:38,450 - Tony, check this out. - Shut up and taste this, amuse douche. 361 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:39,993 - Come here. - What we got? 362 00:19:43,372 --> 00:19:44,790 - Wow. - It's good? 363 00:19:44,957 --> 00:19:46,833 Huh? Look at that. 364 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,710 - Too much heat? - That's perfect, Chef. 365 00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:50,295 - It's good? Seasoning? - Oh, it's perfect. 366 00:19:50,462 --> 00:19:51,922 - It's nice and spicy. - You like it? 367 00:19:51,964 --> 00:19:53,632 - Oh, man. - Ha, jefe? Look at that. 368 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,884 - I do. - Yeah? 369 00:19:56,051 --> 00:19:57,469 - It's fucking great. - Is it good? 370 00:19:57,636 --> 00:19:59,304 - Don't fuck with me. - But it's so good. 371 00:19:59,429 --> 00:20:01,723 - See, jefe? I told you. - It's flavourful as fuck, man. 372 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,016 - It's nice, right? - Umm. 373 00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:05,519 - Is it good? - Yo, Big Dog, fuck Twitter. 374 00:20:06,728 --> 00:20:08,146 "Fuck Twitter". Again with the "Fuck Twitter". 375 00:20:08,313 --> 00:20:09,690 Why should I fuck Twitter? 376 00:20:09,815 --> 00:20:11,984 - You're not on Twitter? - No. 377 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:14,236 You're getting too much pussy? Is that the problem? 378 00:20:14,236 --> 00:20:15,404 It's gotta be, right? 379 00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:17,155 What does Twitter have to do with pussy? 380 00:20:17,239 --> 00:20:19,700 Have you not heard of the term 'social networking'? 381 00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:21,243 - Yeah. - Well, that's what it is. 382 00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:23,287 - It means pussy? - Like, pussy. 383 00:20:23,412 --> 00:20:25,539 Or, like, getting tickets to something. 384 00:20:25,706 --> 00:20:28,667 - Or finding about a new band. - Flash mobs. That kind of stuff. 385 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,962 - Anything that requires a database. - So pussy requires a database? 386 00:20:32,087 --> 00:20:34,006 Yeah! 387 00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:37,050 So show me what's on Twitter that's so bad that I should see. 388 00:20:38,427 --> 00:20:40,053 - Oh, shit, is that gochujang? - Nothing. Nothing. 389 00:20:40,178 --> 00:20:42,931 - Damn, you made fucking gochujang? - Yeah, that's under the squab. 390 00:20:42,973 --> 00:20:45,183 But he's gonna 86 it. Riva's gonna 86 it, I know. 391 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,436 - Yo, this gochujang is good. - Don't worry about fucking Riva. 392 00:20:47,603 --> 00:20:49,438 He ain't gonna let you serve that Korean shit. 393 00:20:49,521 --> 00:20:51,732 Let me handle him. Don't worry about that. I got it. 394 00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:53,442 He says I can cook whatever I want. 395 00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:55,611 - Alright. Alright. - We're gonna cook like this. 396 00:20:55,736 --> 00:20:57,404 - Did you try that? Oh, hey. - Oh, man. 397 00:20:57,529 --> 00:20:59,823 That's broccoli rabe I'anchois. Check this out. 398 00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:01,658 This is ridiculous. 399 00:21:01,783 --> 00:21:03,660 - What you got over there? - I got... 400 00:21:55,253 --> 00:21:58,048 - Mom cuts off the crust. - Yeah, well, I don't. 401 00:22:03,095 --> 00:22:05,055 - it's good. - You bet your ass it's good. 402 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:06,682 Can you turn that down, please? 403 00:22:06,848 --> 00:22:08,558 Oh, sorry. 404 00:22:08,684 --> 00:22:10,102 Arrgh! 405 00:22:12,521 --> 00:22:13,939 You know about Twitter? 406 00:22:14,106 --> 00:22:15,899 - Yeah, I have an account. - Yeah? 407 00:22:16,942 --> 00:22:19,278 - How's it work? - It's cool. 408 00:22:19,444 --> 00:22:21,196 It's cool? That's how it works, it's cool? 409 00:22:21,363 --> 00:22:23,532 - You tweet on it. - Is that like texting? 410 00:22:23,699 --> 00:22:25,242 No. 411 00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:27,786 - Sign me up. - OK. 412 00:22:30,872 --> 00:22:33,125 So, what do you want your username to be? 413 00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:34,668 Carl. 414 00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:37,379 You can't just put Carl. It has to be 'at something'. 415 00:22:37,546 --> 00:22:39,298 At Carl Casper. 416 00:22:39,464 --> 00:22:42,009 @CarlCasper. 417 00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:44,761 - Taken. - Someone took my name? 418 00:22:46,722 --> 00:22:48,890 @ChefCarlCasper? Is that cool? 419 00:22:49,057 --> 00:22:50,642 Yeah, that's good. 420 00:22:50,809 --> 00:22:53,645 At... Chef... 421 00:22:54,896 --> 00:22:57,190 ...Carl... Casper. 422 00:22:57,316 --> 00:22:58,984 So is this for sex? 423 00:22:59,151 --> 00:23:00,902 Eww! Is that what you're doing this for? 424 00:23:01,069 --> 00:23:03,488 No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad. 425 00:23:03,488 --> 00:23:04,906 I wanna see what they wrote. 426 00:23:05,073 --> 00:23:06,491 Good. 427 00:23:06,658 --> 00:23:08,410 Oh, shit. 428 00:23:08,577 --> 00:23:10,704 Hey. You can't talk like that. 429 00:23:10,829 --> 00:23:13,832 I don't care if Mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here. 430 00:23:13,874 --> 00:23:17,002 - That review went viral. - What does that mean? 431 00:23:17,169 --> 00:23:19,254 It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere. 432 00:23:19,338 --> 00:23:21,256 So all these people have read the review? 433 00:23:21,423 --> 00:23:23,091 - Yeah. - Oh, shit. 434 00:23:23,258 --> 00:23:26,345 - I think it's kinda cool. - I don't. 435 00:23:26,511 --> 00:23:28,889 - No, I mean, us doing this. - Doing what? 436 00:23:29,014 --> 00:23:30,474 You know, just hanging out. 437 00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:32,017 We hang out all the time. 438 00:23:32,184 --> 00:23:34,394 No, like, hanging out and doing something. 439 00:23:35,437 --> 00:23:37,022 Well, we do things. 440 00:23:37,189 --> 00:23:39,566 No, not just, like, watching something or doing something. 441 00:23:39,608 --> 00:23:41,860 Like, hanging out and talking. 442 00:23:42,027 --> 00:23:43,654 And learning things from each other. 443 00:23:43,779 --> 00:23:45,864 I figured, you know, with you living at Mom's house 444 00:23:45,906 --> 00:23:49,076 and me working all the time, when we hung out, you liked to do fun things. 445 00:23:49,201 --> 00:23:52,204 I think this is kinda fun. You know, just figuring stuff out. 446 00:23:52,371 --> 00:23:54,081 Like when you lived at home. 447 00:23:56,541 --> 00:23:58,210 Yeah, I miss that too. 448 00:23:59,378 --> 00:24:00,921 Then why don't you move back home? 449 00:24:02,047 --> 00:24:03,715 Percy, I can't just... 450 00:24:05,550 --> 00:24:08,553 You're not the reason that I'm not living at home. You know that, right? 451 00:24:08,637 --> 00:24:10,138 - Mm-hm. - 'Cause it's true. 452 00:24:10,305 --> 00:24:12,266 - Then why? - Then why what? 453 00:24:12,391 --> 00:24:14,601 Well, why don't you live home? 454 00:24:16,979 --> 00:24:19,273 Well, Mommy and Daddy, you know, 455 00:24:19,398 --> 00:24:23,360 we... we both grew apart, in different directions. 456 00:24:23,485 --> 00:24:25,570 But we're still really good friends. 457 00:24:25,737 --> 00:24:27,906 It's just better if we don't live in the same house. 458 00:24:28,073 --> 00:24:29,783 - And that we're not married. - Oh. 459 00:24:29,908 --> 00:24:31,910 - You understand? - No. 460 00:24:32,077 --> 00:24:33,829 It's hard to explain. 461 00:24:35,914 --> 00:24:39,001 Hey, listen, could we twitter each other when we're not in the same place? 462 00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:40,836 - Yeah. - Could you show me how to do that? 463 00:24:41,003 --> 00:24:43,422 Yeah. OK. 464 00:24:43,588 --> 00:24:47,050 So, first you click here and you have to enter your username. 465 00:24:48,093 --> 00:24:50,012 - Right. - You could also log in on your iPhone. 466 00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:51,388 Uh-huh. 467 00:24:51,513 --> 00:24:53,307 You click this button here, 468 00:24:53,432 --> 00:24:55,892 it posts your feed so all your followers can read it. 469 00:26:14,846 --> 00:26:16,390 OK. 470 00:27:20,078 --> 00:27:22,122 - Dad? - Yeah. 471 00:27:22,247 --> 00:27:26,501 You got 1,653 followers since last night. 472 00:27:26,668 --> 00:27:28,670 - Oh, is that good? - It's amazing. 473 00:27:28,837 --> 00:27:31,632 Oh, good. What does it mean? 474 00:27:31,757 --> 00:27:35,844 It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed. 475 00:27:36,011 --> 00:27:38,513 Mm-hm. I thought it was like texting. 476 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,642 Did you post anything since last night? 477 00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,602 - No. - Are you sure? 478 00:27:43,769 --> 00:27:46,188 Yeah, I just sent a private message to somebody. 479 00:27:46,355 --> 00:27:49,232 - To who? - To that A-hole food critic. 480 00:27:49,358 --> 00:27:52,611 You could only send private messages to people who are following you. 481 00:27:52,778 --> 00:27:54,738 I think you might have posted that publicly. 482 00:27:54,863 --> 00:27:57,449 No, he wrote something nasty about me and then I hit reply 483 00:27:57,616 --> 00:27:59,368 and it let me send a message to him. 484 00:27:59,534 --> 00:28:02,412 Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them. 485 00:28:02,537 --> 00:28:04,122 And it looks like he re-tweeted it 486 00:28:04,289 --> 00:28:11,421 to all his 123,845 followers. 487 00:28:11,546 --> 00:28:13,298 And he wrote back. 488 00:28:14,299 --> 00:28:15,884 What did he say? 489 00:28:17,386 --> 00:28:19,137 - I don't think I should read it. - Just... 490 00:28:19,137 --> 00:28:20,847 Can you read it to me, please? 491 00:28:20,973 --> 00:28:22,808 Read the reply. 492 00:28:24,643 --> 00:28:27,312 "@ChefCarlCasper - 493 00:28:27,479 --> 00:28:30,399 "I would rather have you sit on my face 494 00:28:30,565 --> 00:28:34,027 "after a brisk walk on a warm day 495 00:28:34,152 --> 00:28:37,030 "than suffer through that fucking lava cake again." 496 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,829 He wrote that to me? 497 00:28:43,996 --> 00:28:45,747 He wrote it to everybody. 498 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:49,793 - You gotta be kidding me. - Wow. 499 00:28:49,918 --> 00:28:51,461 You realise how many people have read this? 500 00:28:51,586 --> 00:28:53,422 I'm up to 2,000 followers since last night. 501 00:28:53,589 --> 00:28:55,340 - You're trending, bro. - They're sending me messages. 502 00:28:55,507 --> 00:28:57,134 They're goading me into responding to this prick. 503 00:28:57,259 --> 00:28:59,511 - Don't do it. Don't do it, man. - Don't do that, Chef. 504 00:28:59,595 --> 00:29:01,138 - Don't respond. Take the high road. - I know. 505 00:29:01,263 --> 00:29:02,806 But half the people are saying he's right. 506 00:29:02,931 --> 00:29:04,725 Yeah, but half the people are saying he's wrong. 507 00:29:04,850 --> 00:29:06,602 - That's the fucking internet. - That's right. Listen to him. 508 00:29:06,768 --> 00:29:09,187 - That's social media. You on Twitter? - Yeah, I'm Twitter. 509 00:29:09,187 --> 00:29:10,647 - What's your name? - Little Marty. 510 00:29:10,772 --> 00:29:13,567 But all the people following me, I don't wanna hang out during the day. 511 00:29:13,692 --> 00:29:15,861 I avoid all... Oh, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? 512 00:29:15,944 --> 00:29:17,362 - This guy. - Don't. What are you writing? 513 00:29:17,529 --> 00:29:19,031 Chef, don't... That's not a good idea. 514 00:29:19,072 --> 00:29:21,867 Just listen. I won't send it until we all say it's OK. 515 00:29:22,034 --> 00:29:23,660 "Why don't you come by again tonight? 516 00:29:23,785 --> 00:29:25,746 "I got a whole new menu just for you, asshole." 517 00:29:25,871 --> 00:29:28,290 - No, gimme the phone. - That's not good. Not a good idea. 518 00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:30,459 Don't do it! 519 00:29:30,626 --> 00:29:31,960 - That's out there now, bro. It happened. 520 00:29:32,127 --> 00:29:34,046 - Why'd you do that? - You can't take that back. 521 00:29:34,087 --> 00:29:35,964 You know what? I threw down the gauntlet. 522 00:29:36,131 --> 00:29:37,507 So get ready for a fight. 523 00:29:37,633 --> 00:29:39,384 I'm gonna go drop Percy off and come back 524 00:29:39,551 --> 00:29:41,470 and cook the menu we should've cooked last time. 525 00:29:41,511 --> 00:29:44,056 - So where are we going today? - I gotta drop you off, kid. 526 00:29:44,222 --> 00:29:46,183 I gotta go shopping for tonight. I'm sorry. 527 00:29:46,308 --> 00:29:49,311 - Can I come with you? - No, I'm sorry. 528 00:29:49,478 --> 00:29:52,856 How come I'm, like, never allowed to be in the kitchen? 529 00:29:52,981 --> 00:29:55,776 Because it's hot and it's loud and there's a lot of bad language. 530 00:29:55,901 --> 00:29:57,653 So? I hear bad language all the time. 531 00:29:57,819 --> 00:29:59,905 - Where? - Online. 532 00:30:00,072 --> 00:30:02,950 What kind of website could a 10-year-old get on that has bad language? 533 00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:05,035 - YouTube. - YouTube has bad language? 534 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,828 Could I at least come shopping with you? 535 00:30:06,828 --> 00:30:08,246 No. 536 00:30:08,413 --> 00:30:11,208 I got a lot to do and a lot on my mind. 537 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:14,544 Look who's waiting for us. Hi, Mommy. 538 00:30:16,838 --> 00:30:20,092 Come here. I miss you. Give me a kiss. 539 00:30:20,259 --> 00:30:22,094 - Hi. - Hi. 540 00:30:22,261 --> 00:30:25,514 So my publicist said that she can talk to you. 541 00:30:25,681 --> 00:30:27,349 - Why don't you talk to her? - About what? 542 00:30:27,516 --> 00:30:30,435 - About Twitter? - Everybody's reading what you wrote. 543 00:30:30,602 --> 00:30:32,854 - I don't think you get it. - Get what? 544 00:30:33,021 --> 00:30:35,274 Let's call her. Go inside with me and we'll call her. 545 00:30:36,858 --> 00:30:38,735 Yes, please, tell her to call me immediately. 546 00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:41,363 I have Carl with me. I'm at home. Thank you. 547 00:30:41,530 --> 00:30:43,782 - Alright, I'm gonna go. - No, no, she's gonna call right back. 548 00:30:43,949 --> 00:30:46,952 - She was on the other line. - You're making more of this than it is. 549 00:30:47,119 --> 00:30:48,870 I just don't like to see you like this. 550 00:30:49,037 --> 00:30:50,956 Like what? I'm fine. I have to get to work. 551 00:30:51,123 --> 00:30:53,041 You're never going to be happy cooking for someone else. 552 00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:55,794 Is this about the food truck? I don't wanna talk about it again. 553 00:30:55,961 --> 00:30:58,922 Why not? You can cook your own food. You can be your own boss. 554 00:30:59,047 --> 00:31:01,258 I can book you for all the parties that I'm doing. 555 00:31:01,383 --> 00:31:03,552 I appreciate the offer, but I don't need any charity 556 00:31:03,552 --> 00:31:04,886 from you or your ex-husband. 557 00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:07,264 - Why are you being so proud? - Because I'm working. 558 00:31:07,389 --> 00:31:08,807 And despite what you might think, 559 00:31:08,974 --> 00:31:11,059 I have complete freedom to cook whatever I want now. 560 00:31:11,226 --> 00:31:12,603 I like my life. 561 00:31:12,728 --> 00:31:15,731 And as far as your publicist goes, when she calls back, you let her know 562 00:31:15,897 --> 00:31:18,025 that I understand I shouldn't tweet any pictures of my dick 563 00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:19,901 and any career advice should be kept to oneself. 564 00:31:20,068 --> 00:31:21,403 OK? I'll see you later. Thank you. 565 00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:24,156 - I got all this shit in the trunk. - Want me to do this? 566 00:31:24,323 --> 00:31:25,741 - Is it on? - Yeah. We're doing it. 567 00:31:25,824 --> 00:31:28,243 - We're doing it, guys. - Come on. Let's get everything out. 568 00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:31,788 I want the Cambros, the delis out so we can start plating, OK? 569 00:31:31,913 --> 00:31:33,999 Carl, can you tell me what's going on for tonight? 570 00:31:33,999 --> 00:31:35,959 No, no, no, how many covers do we have tonight? 571 00:31:36,084 --> 00:31:38,837 How many? We are overbooked. But I just printed out all the menus. 572 00:31:38,921 --> 00:31:40,964 Good. It's not the menu you got printed. It's different. 573 00:31:41,089 --> 00:31:42,883 - That's what I understand. - We're doing a tasting menu. 574 00:31:43,008 --> 00:31:45,844 - Carl, I have to put the wine... - A tasting menu for Ramsey Michel. 575 00:31:45,928 --> 00:31:47,888 - I know, but we... - He's coming. He knows about it. 576 00:31:48,013 --> 00:31:49,514 - Did you see the 'Eater' article? - I did. 577 00:31:49,681 --> 00:31:51,475 - I'm so excited for you. - It's all over the internet. 578 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,560 - I love it when you're like this. - Taste the food. 579 00:31:53,685 --> 00:31:55,687 Bring in the waitstaff, have 'em taste the food. 580 00:31:55,771 --> 00:31:57,522 Make them understand what we're going for. 581 00:31:57,522 --> 00:31:58,565 - OK. - OK? 582 00:31:58,690 --> 00:32:01,109 We're not pushing specials today. The whole menu is special. 583 00:32:01,151 --> 00:32:03,195 - I'm excited. - I'm excited. I'm finally happy. 584 00:32:03,362 --> 00:32:04,738 I'm happy, OK? 585 00:32:04,863 --> 00:32:06,949 Am I allowed to be happy at work? 586 00:32:06,949 --> 00:32:09,326 Carl. Carl. We're staying with the same menu, right? 587 00:32:09,451 --> 00:32:10,994 I have something really good planned for tonight. 588 00:32:11,119 --> 00:32:12,537 I'm gonna let you... It's not sweetbreads. 589 00:32:12,704 --> 00:32:14,790 - You're gonna be able to taste it. - That may be true. 590 00:32:14,957 --> 00:32:17,501 But we have the most reservations on a work night since we opened. 591 00:32:17,626 --> 00:32:19,544 - You realise that? - I know. I was on Twitter. 592 00:32:19,586 --> 00:32:21,338 - Yeah. - I was promoting the restaurant. 593 00:32:21,463 --> 00:32:23,715 - I was on Twitter. - What? Yeah, that's another thing. 594 00:32:23,757 --> 00:32:27,302 From now on, before you post anything online, I OK it. Alright? 595 00:32:27,469 --> 00:32:28,845 The whole reason everybody's here tonight 596 00:32:28,971 --> 00:32:30,514 is because I called out Ramsey Michel online 597 00:32:30,639 --> 00:32:33,016 and they're all coming to watch me stick it in his ass. 598 00:32:33,141 --> 00:32:34,935 Yeah, and you're gonna twitter an apology 599 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:38,480 for calling the most respected critic in Los Angeles an asshole. 600 00:32:38,647 --> 00:32:40,774 - I'm not gonna fucking apologise. - What do you mean, you're not... 601 00:32:40,899 --> 00:32:43,360 - You see what he wrote about me? - I don't give a fuck... 602 00:32:43,485 --> 00:32:45,487 - He started it! - ..what he wrote. I don't care. 603 00:32:45,529 --> 00:32:47,322 You're a cook. You're a chef. 604 00:32:47,406 --> 00:32:50,075 This is what you've been cooking for years, and it works. 605 00:32:50,242 --> 00:32:53,495 And either you cook the menu that our customers have come to ex... 606 00:32:53,662 --> 00:32:55,914 - You want me to cook the same food? - The same exact... 607 00:32:55,998 --> 00:32:59,209 The same food that he ripped apart? The same guy who's coming tonight? 608 00:32:59,334 --> 00:33:01,003 The restaurant isn't filled with critics! 609 00:33:01,169 --> 00:33:03,338 It's filled with people that've been eating your food 610 00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:05,340 for the last 10 years! 611 00:33:05,507 --> 00:33:07,259 So now, suddenly, you're gonna be an artist. 612 00:33:07,342 --> 00:33:08,844 Well, be an artist on your own time. 613 00:33:09,011 --> 00:33:10,387 - Listen to me. - No sweetbreads! 614 00:33:10,512 --> 00:33:11,888 - Listen! - No calves' brains. 615 00:33:12,014 --> 00:33:13,765 I'm not cooking sweetbreads! Listen to me. 616 00:33:13,765 --> 00:33:15,642 The kitchen is my domain. That was our deal. 617 00:33:15,767 --> 00:33:17,561 I don't give a fuck what the deal was! 618 00:33:17,686 --> 00:33:20,230 The deal is now changed. Either you stay or you go. 619 00:33:20,355 --> 00:33:22,691 It's up to you. End of discussion. 620 00:33:28,363 --> 00:33:31,617 - We got a full house of people... -Yeah. - ..who are coming tonight... -Yeah. 621 00:33:31,617 --> 00:33:33,910 - ..To eat my food. - No, it's not your food, Carl. 622 00:33:34,036 --> 00:33:35,996 It's not your food. 623 00:33:36,121 --> 00:33:39,374 By definition, it's my food because it's my restaurant. 624 00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:41,793 I pay for the glasses. I pay for the napkins. 625 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,546 I pay for the spoons. I pay for Molly's salary. 626 00:33:44,713 --> 00:33:47,132 I pay for your entire staff's salary, OK? 627 00:33:47,299 --> 00:33:49,509 So you either cook my menu or Tony can. 628 00:33:49,635 --> 00:33:51,720 Tony, you've been cooking it half the time anyway. 629 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,513 Tell the truth. Right? 630 00:33:58,060 --> 00:33:59,561 So you're threatening to fire me now? 631 00:33:59,561 --> 00:34:00,979 Am I threatening to fire you? 632 00:34:01,146 --> 00:34:02,898 No, I'm telling you what I'm prepared to do 633 00:34:02,981 --> 00:34:04,608 if you don't cook my menu. 634 00:34:04,733 --> 00:34:06,234 Subject closed. 635 00:34:06,401 --> 00:34:09,071 Well, why don't you cook the menu without a chef 636 00:34:09,237 --> 00:34:11,198 and we see how it goes tonight? 637 00:34:11,323 --> 00:34:14,493 Let's go, Tony. Fuck this. 638 00:34:17,245 --> 00:34:18,914 Tony. 639 00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:26,546 Good luck. 640 00:34:26,672 --> 00:34:28,090 - Oh, no way. - Good luck, Jack. 641 00:34:28,257 --> 00:34:29,633 - No way, man! - Martin, Martin. 642 00:34:29,758 --> 00:34:31,510 - No. Hell, no. Come on. - You stay. Stay. 643 00:34:31,593 --> 00:34:33,595 Martin, come on. Let me go, buddy. Don't do it. 644 00:34:33,762 --> 00:34:35,681 Don't do it. Just stay. 645 00:34:35,847 --> 00:34:37,933 - Call me. Call me. - You'd better believe it, yeah. 646 00:34:40,602 --> 00:34:44,439 Tony, you got a full house tonight. Be a pro, OK? 647 00:35:19,808 --> 00:35:21,310 Let's go! Get the leg on. Coming up. 648 00:35:21,476 --> 00:35:23,729 Get that lava cake out, table 22. 649 00:35:23,895 --> 00:35:26,481 Bring that shit back. Bring that shit back. 650 00:35:26,648 --> 00:35:28,191 This is table 22. 651 00:35:32,821 --> 00:35:34,406 Just a moment, please. 652 00:35:38,493 --> 00:35:41,705 No, no, we gotta chiz this. You didn't chiz it. 653 00:35:41,830 --> 00:35:43,874 Welcome back. 654 00:35:43,999 --> 00:35:46,084 Lovely to see you again, Mr Michel. Right this way. 655 00:35:46,168 --> 00:35:47,544 Thank you. 656 00:35:47,669 --> 00:35:50,881 - I hope traffic wasn't too bad. - No, it wasn't. 657 00:36:09,608 --> 00:36:12,778 - 30, I got one. - Table 30's still missing the risotto. 658 00:36:12,945 --> 00:36:15,572 What's going on with all these tickets, man? 659 00:36:48,146 --> 00:36:49,564 Yes? How can I help you? 660 00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:51,275 Isn't this, um... 661 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,361 Wasn't this on the menu last time I... l... l visited? 662 00:36:54,486 --> 00:36:56,613 I believe it was. 663 00:36:56,738 --> 00:37:00,200 I was under the impression that tonight was gonna somehow be... 664 00:37:01,243 --> 00:37:03,912 ...be different, more of an event. 665 00:37:04,037 --> 00:37:05,539 I understand. 666 00:37:05,664 --> 00:37:08,083 Is there something we can do to make you more comfortable? 667 00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:10,168 Um... could I actually... 668 00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:12,504 Could I speak with the chef? With Chef Casper? 669 00:37:12,629 --> 00:37:16,383 I have a wonderful '09 that I just opened to let breathe. 670 00:37:16,550 --> 00:37:17,968 - Um... - lf l may? 671 00:37:18,093 --> 00:37:21,680 The last time I was in Napa, at the vineyard, 672 00:37:21,847 --> 00:37:23,849 they shipped me this bottle as a gift, 673 00:37:24,016 --> 00:37:26,560 and I've just been waiting for the right occasion. 674 00:37:26,685 --> 00:37:28,854 That... that's very generous of you. 675 00:37:29,021 --> 00:37:30,731 Is Chef Casper here? 676 00:37:30,856 --> 00:37:32,983 Unfortunately, he was called away. 677 00:37:34,276 --> 00:37:35,652 Is he coming back? 678 00:37:35,819 --> 00:37:39,489 I'm afraid that was left ambiguous. 679 00:39:20,882 --> 00:39:23,844 I need you out front. They're three deep in the bar. Get off the phone. 680 00:39:24,011 --> 00:39:26,138 - Please let me do my job. - Please go to the bar. 681 00:39:26,305 --> 00:39:28,473 - Tony! - Carl, I can't talk right now. 682 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,018 - We are in deep weeds. - This guy's tweeting me. 683 00:39:31,143 --> 00:39:33,812 This guy's calling me out online. What the fuck are you serving? 684 00:39:33,812 --> 00:39:36,565 I don't know. They're serving the same shit. 685 00:39:36,732 --> 00:39:38,233 - What's he eating? - I think he's... 686 00:39:38,317 --> 00:39:40,110 - What course is he on? - He's... 687 00:39:40,235 --> 00:39:42,279 He's eating the chocolate lava cake right now. 688 00:39:42,404 --> 00:39:44,615 You just keep him right where the fuck he is. 689 00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:46,658 - What?! - I'm parking the car. 690 00:39:46,825 --> 00:39:49,036 - Carl, what? - Don't let him leave. 691 00:39:49,161 --> 00:39:51,079 Keep the motherfucker there! 692 00:39:53,206 --> 00:39:56,251 Is he here? Is the fucker still here? 693 00:39:56,418 --> 00:39:58,670 - Oh, fuck. - Let's go into the back of the house. 694 00:39:58,837 --> 00:40:01,924 I just wanna say one thing. I just wanna say one thing. Just one thing. 695 00:40:02,049 --> 00:40:03,717 Let's go to the kitchen. 696 00:40:03,884 --> 00:40:05,636 Stop it. Stop it for a second! 697 00:40:05,761 --> 00:40:07,512 Let's just... 698 00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:10,098 I've been waiting to talk to this prick for a long time. 699 00:40:10,265 --> 00:40:12,643 - OK. - I am not cloying. I am not needy. 700 00:40:12,768 --> 00:40:14,186 I don't care what you think. 701 00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:17,064 You're not getting to me. I'm not needy! 702 00:40:18,607 --> 00:40:21,526 Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake. 703 00:40:21,693 --> 00:40:23,779 That's not what makes the centre molten. 704 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,575 You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the ramekin 705 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:31,536 so that as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten! 706 00:40:31,703 --> 00:40:33,330 OK. OK. 707 00:40:33,455 --> 00:40:37,251 It's fucking molten, see? Its fucking molten, you asshole! 708 00:40:39,294 --> 00:40:41,046 And you don't do anything. What do you do? 709 00:40:41,171 --> 00:40:45,509 You sit and you eat and you vomit those words back. 710 00:40:46,718 --> 00:40:48,095 To make people laugh. 711 00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:50,514 You know how hard I work for this shit? 712 00:40:50,639 --> 00:40:52,808 Do you know how hard my whole staff works? 713 00:40:54,059 --> 00:40:55,936 What sacrifices I make to make you happy 714 00:40:56,061 --> 00:41:00,732 and then you just smugly just fucking shit on my shit? 715 00:41:00,899 --> 00:41:03,568 OK. 716 00:41:03,735 --> 00:41:05,320 - It hurts! - Yes. 717 00:41:05,487 --> 00:41:07,155 It fucking hurts when you write that shit! 718 00:41:07,197 --> 00:41:09,157 - It hurt you. - It does. It does. 719 00:41:09,324 --> 00:41:13,453 He was... He thought you were gonna close his fucking restaurant down! 720 00:41:13,578 --> 00:41:15,414 You asshole! 721 00:41:19,835 --> 00:41:22,254 And what do you? You just write shit to make... 722 00:41:22,421 --> 00:41:25,257 You just make shit up! It was molten! 723 00:41:25,424 --> 00:41:28,010 It's fucking molten! 724 00:41:28,176 --> 00:41:29,553 Asshole! 725 00:41:29,678 --> 00:41:32,472 - You're not getting to me. - OK. OK. 726 00:41:32,598 --> 00:41:34,600 - You're not getting to me! - OK, Carl. 727 00:41:34,766 --> 00:41:36,435 - He's not getting to me! - No, he's not. 728 00:41:36,518 --> 00:41:38,395 I know, but you're a publicist. Don't you have relationships? 729 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,607 Isn't that what you're hired to do? To take these things off the internet? 730 00:41:41,607 --> 00:41:42,774 But it's out there. 731 00:41:42,941 --> 00:41:45,694 Even if I could persuade one site to pull down one clip, 732 00:41:45,819 --> 00:41:47,613 there are a dozen others from other cell phones. 733 00:41:47,779 --> 00:41:49,615 What should we... should we at least lawyer up 734 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:51,366 and threaten legal action or something? 735 00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:53,619 You threatening them with lawyers builds on a story 736 00:41:53,702 --> 00:41:55,203 that's already getting a lot of play. 737 00:41:55,287 --> 00:41:57,039 And then you get another week of headlines. 738 00:41:57,039 --> 00:42:00,167 And then you got this food critic posting fresh blogs about you nonstop. 739 00:42:00,292 --> 00:42:02,586 And they're all getting picked up, and the picked-up headlines 740 00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:04,212 are getting picked up by each other. 741 00:42:04,338 --> 00:42:06,006 You know, it's absolutely unbelievable. 742 00:42:06,131 --> 00:42:07,507 - So... - I've never seen anything like... 743 00:42:07,633 --> 00:42:09,593 Wait a second - you're saying there's nothing I could do? 744 00:42:09,718 --> 00:42:11,887 To get the footage down? No, that lives forever. 745 00:42:12,054 --> 00:42:13,430 Great. Awesome. 746 00:42:13,555 --> 00:42:15,974 But there just might be an opportunity here. 747 00:42:16,141 --> 00:42:18,185 How can this possibly be an opportunity? 748 00:42:18,310 --> 00:42:20,479 Well, I was holding off until we spoke, 749 00:42:20,646 --> 00:42:23,857 but I'm fairly certain we have a good shot at 'Hell's Kitchen'. 750 00:42:23,982 --> 00:42:26,234 - Wait, what? - The reality show. 751 00:42:26,401 --> 00:42:28,403 I don't think you understand what's going on here. 752 00:42:28,487 --> 00:42:30,155 I'm a real chef with... 753 00:42:30,322 --> 00:42:32,240 - You said you needed money, right? - A job. 754 00:42:32,407 --> 00:42:34,826 A job, not money. I need a job, like I had. 755 00:42:34,993 --> 00:42:38,080 Well, your Twitter account says you've got 20,000 followers. 756 00:42:38,205 --> 00:42:40,248 - That's pretty damn big. - Yeah, I'm gonna cancel the account. 757 00:42:40,415 --> 00:42:41,792 - Don't worry. - Don't cancel it! 758 00:42:41,917 --> 00:42:43,877 I can get you money to mention a few products. 759 00:42:44,002 --> 00:42:46,588 Are you listening? I don't wanna get involved with any of that. 760 00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:48,465 - I wanna cook food. - You got two choices. 761 00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:51,301 You can either lean into it and work it for all it's worth... 762 00:42:51,426 --> 00:42:53,095 Like Honey Boo Boo. I don't want that. 763 00:42:53,262 --> 00:42:55,180 You know how much she pulls down? Or her mother? 764 00:42:55,264 --> 00:42:57,224 I don't care what she makes. Get to your point. 765 00:42:57,266 --> 00:43:00,185 Or go underground and wait till the storm passes. You got two choices. 766 00:43:00,185 --> 00:43:01,937 I thought this shit lives forever online. 767 00:43:02,104 --> 00:43:05,190 It does, but there's so much news out there and it's so fast 768 00:43:05,315 --> 00:43:07,276 and there's so much white noise, nobody remembers anything. 769 00:43:07,401 --> 00:43:10,445 OK, thank you for taking the time and walking me through everything. 770 00:43:10,612 --> 00:43:11,989 It was very illuminating. 771 00:43:12,114 --> 00:43:13,782 Oh, you're hanging up? OK, listen. 772 00:43:13,907 --> 00:43:15,784 I want you to call any time. I'm right here. 773 00:43:15,951 --> 00:43:18,870 If you can't get me, I'm on a cell phone and I've got a pager. 774 00:43:19,037 --> 00:43:21,290 - OK. Thank you, and thank Inez for me. - No, thank you. 775 00:43:21,373 --> 00:43:22,874 - And what about 'Hell's Kitchen'? - What about it? 776 00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:25,794 - You still want me to pursue it, right? - No, I don't want you to. 777 00:43:25,919 --> 00:43:28,797 - OK, I won't call 'em, but I'll email. - Are you not listening to... 778 00:43:28,797 --> 00:43:30,924 I'm gonna go, OK? I got a call coming in. 779 00:43:31,049 --> 00:43:33,510 OK. Alright. I'll tell you how 'Hell's Kitchen' goes. 780 00:43:34,511 --> 00:43:35,929 Fucking idiot. 781 00:43:36,096 --> 00:43:37,723 Oh, man. 782 00:43:39,808 --> 00:43:41,226 - Hey, Inez. - Hi. 783 00:43:41,393 --> 00:43:44,354 - Did you talk to Jen? - Yeah, I just got off with her. 784 00:43:44,479 --> 00:43:47,649 - And? - And, uh, you know, it's terrible. 785 00:43:47,816 --> 00:43:50,652 What do you want me to tell you? I just wanna cook. 786 00:43:50,819 --> 00:43:52,779 Everything is going to work out. 787 00:43:52,904 --> 00:43:55,657 Half-a-dozen places tried to poach me when I was back at Gauloises. 788 00:43:55,824 --> 00:43:57,993 I'm trying to line up some interviews for next week. 789 00:43:57,993 --> 00:43:59,828 That's good. 790 00:43:59,995 --> 00:44:02,998 Yeah, so, listen, until this whole job thing works out, 791 00:44:03,165 --> 00:44:05,542 could you keep Percy for me? 792 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,173 But you're still taking him with you to New Orleans, right? 793 00:44:12,507 --> 00:44:14,092 Is he there? 794 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,137 I'll tell him. 795 00:44:17,262 --> 00:44:19,348 Ah, let me... let me talk to him. 796 00:44:19,514 --> 00:44:21,058 Put him on. 797 00:44:26,521 --> 00:44:30,067 Hey, Dad. I understand if we can't go to New Orleans. 798 00:44:30,192 --> 00:44:32,611 Oh, man, thank you so much for saying that. 799 00:44:32,778 --> 00:44:36,281 Just Daddy's so busy with work right now. You're the best. 800 00:44:36,448 --> 00:44:38,325 Maybe some other time. 801 00:44:38,450 --> 00:44:41,703 Yes, we will, for sure. Thank you. 802 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:45,791 'Bye. 803 00:44:59,137 --> 00:45:00,973 Oh, jefecito. 804 00:45:01,139 --> 00:45:04,017 What's up, man? Look, everybody. Jefe's here. 805 00:45:04,184 --> 00:45:06,144 Come on, give me some drinks. Something premium. 806 00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:08,230 Ketel One for the man. 807 00:45:09,231 --> 00:45:11,108 Oh, dude. Oh, you're everywhere. 808 00:45:11,233 --> 00:45:12,651 - You saw it? - Ohh! 809 00:45:12,776 --> 00:45:15,696 - It's bad. How bad is it? - You saw it? You saw it? 810 00:45:15,821 --> 00:45:17,656 - I saw it. It's everywhere. - It's terrible. 811 00:45:17,823 --> 00:45:19,658 - Is it bad? - You're never gonna work again. 812 00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:20,993 I am, though. 813 00:45:21,118 --> 00:45:24,079 No, seriously, there are people... there are people who are calling me. 814 00:45:24,079 --> 00:45:27,291 - Dude. Oh, great. I'm glad to hear that. - Yes. Yes. 815 00:45:27,416 --> 00:45:29,418 I knew you would have something bigger than this. 816 00:45:29,501 --> 00:45:31,503 - You don't care about coming back here. - Yeah. 817 00:45:31,503 --> 00:45:33,964 So you came back to tell me you got me a gig? 818 00:45:34,089 --> 00:45:35,507 'Cause I'll leave Gauloises like that, baby. 819 00:45:35,674 --> 00:45:38,260 No. Trust me, the first phone call as soon as something becomes real. 820 00:45:38,427 --> 00:45:39,928 - Don't leave me behind again. - I will not. 821 00:45:40,095 --> 00:45:41,597 - Don't ever do that again. - Don't hit me. 822 00:45:41,763 --> 00:45:43,265 - This guy. - Please don't hit me. I'm sorry. 823 00:45:43,432 --> 00:45:45,267 I'm really sorry. I was on the spot, bro. 824 00:45:45,434 --> 00:45:48,186 I had been drinking that day. I... l... l didn't know what to do. 825 00:45:48,353 --> 00:45:50,272 - I'm a pussy, basically. I'm sorry. - It's OK. It's over. 826 00:45:50,439 --> 00:45:52,691 - I vouch for that. - It's fine. What are you gonna do? 827 00:45:52,774 --> 00:45:54,943 - It's a big opport... - But then they put you on YouTube. 828 00:45:55,110 --> 00:45:56,737 And I felt so responsible for that shit. 829 00:45:56,862 --> 00:45:59,364 - That shit was funny, by the way. - What was funny about it? 830 00:45:59,406 --> 00:46:02,034 - It's not funny for me. - Just that everybody I know saw it. 831 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,037 - I know, I know. - I kinda felt famous by knowing you. 832 00:46:05,203 --> 00:46:10,626 Is it a little bit funny? Like... Like, is it... they're laughing at me or with me? 833 00:46:10,792 --> 00:46:12,753 A little bit of both. 834 00:46:12,878 --> 00:46:15,547 They're laughing with you and at you at the same time. 835 00:46:15,714 --> 00:46:18,216 - It's so embarrassing. - Oh, it is terrible. It is so bad. 836 00:46:18,383 --> 00:46:19,885 But it's funny too at the same time. 837 00:46:20,052 --> 00:46:21,970 It makes you kind of likeable in a weird way. 838 00:46:22,137 --> 00:46:25,265 Yeah. That guy deserved it. Everybody knows that guy deserved it. 839 00:46:25,390 --> 00:46:27,267 - But, seriously, I'm sorry. - It's alright. 840 00:46:27,392 --> 00:46:28,936 You know, I'm gonna land on my feet. 841 00:46:29,061 --> 00:46:30,437 - Oh, you will. - Yeah, good. I know. 842 00:46:30,562 --> 00:46:32,564 - I'll get my next gig. - I'll be there with you. 843 00:46:32,648 --> 00:46:34,524 - Everything will be fine. - I'm your sous-chef now and forever. 844 00:46:34,650 --> 00:46:37,027 You're not my sous-chef anymore. You are chef de cuisine. 845 00:46:37,152 --> 00:46:39,404 - But I wouldn't even be there... - It doesn't matter. 846 00:46:39,404 --> 00:46:40,822 Riva's right about one thing. 847 00:46:40,989 --> 00:46:43,575 You are ready to run your own kitchen. So don't blow it. 848 00:46:43,742 --> 00:46:45,118 It's a big opportunity for you. 849 00:46:45,243 --> 00:46:47,746 - To Tony's big new opportunity. - To Tony's big opportunity. 850 00:46:47,829 --> 00:46:50,123 - To chef de cuisine. - I don't like how it happened. 851 00:46:50,249 --> 00:46:53,835 - But I'm happy it happened. OK? - Two words, man. 852 00:46:54,002 --> 00:46:56,213 You guys. I love you fucking guys. 853 00:46:57,589 --> 00:47:00,842 - I love you, Tony. I love you. - Thanks, Chef. 854 00:47:01,009 --> 00:47:02,469 - Look at that. - Mmm. 855 00:47:02,594 --> 00:47:04,388 I love both of you. 856 00:47:04,513 --> 00:47:05,931 We love you, man. 857 00:47:06,098 --> 00:47:08,684 Let's have a three-way right here. Come on. Come on. 858 00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:10,352 - Hang on, hang on. - I love you, man. 859 00:47:10,519 --> 00:47:13,438 - I'm glad you made up with him. - Thanks. Did you take the garbage out? 860 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,525 The truth of the matter is nobody's calling me. 861 00:47:16,692 --> 00:47:18,568 I got no job prospects whatsoever. 862 00:47:18,694 --> 00:47:21,196 - What about those offers you got? - No. It's all dried out. 863 00:47:21,196 --> 00:47:23,865 - Why, from the online shit? - It must be from the online thing. 864 00:47:23,865 --> 00:47:26,576 - Come on. - I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano. 865 00:47:26,702 --> 00:47:28,161 I don't even know what that means. 866 00:47:28,287 --> 00:47:29,913 I'm everywhere. 867 00:47:30,038 --> 00:47:32,874 OK? Like, I'm, like... I'm, like, a meme. 868 00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:35,502 Know what a meme is? I'm a meme. I'm a fucking meme. 869 00:47:35,627 --> 00:47:37,629 Carl, you need to take a break. 870 00:47:37,796 --> 00:47:40,090 I've been on a break. I've had too much of a break. 871 00:47:40,215 --> 00:47:42,175 - No, you need a real break. - I need to work. 872 00:47:42,301 --> 00:47:44,511 - I need to get back into a kitchen. - You don't. Carl... 873 00:47:44,636 --> 00:47:47,389 I wish I never... I should've cooked the shit he wanted me to cook. 874 00:47:47,556 --> 00:47:50,267 You gonna go work for another Riva in some other restaurant? 875 00:47:50,392 --> 00:47:54,146 You've been miserable here as long as I've known you, Carl. 876 00:47:54,313 --> 00:47:56,898 - That's not true. We've had a blast. - Yes, we've had a blast. 877 00:47:56,898 --> 00:47:58,817 And now it's time for you to go. 878 00:47:59,818 --> 00:48:01,903 You don't belong here anymore. You know it. Come on. 879 00:48:01,945 --> 00:48:03,614 What's th... Who's this girl? 880 00:48:03,739 --> 00:48:05,574 - Carl. - What? 881 00:48:06,992 --> 00:48:09,411 - Be real with me. - I am. 882 00:48:09,578 --> 00:48:11,580 You've been ignoring a lot of things in your life 883 00:48:11,663 --> 00:48:13,540 that need your attention, like Percy. 884 00:48:17,336 --> 00:48:21,632 I'm not dad material right now, if you hadn't noticed. 885 00:48:21,757 --> 00:48:23,926 I'm embarrassing. 886 00:48:24,092 --> 00:48:26,261 He sees all this shit on the computer. 887 00:48:26,428 --> 00:48:28,680 - Well... - His friends have... 888 00:48:28,847 --> 00:48:31,600 Maybe it's important for you to talk to him about it, then. 889 00:48:31,767 --> 00:48:34,686 - I just... - He needs you, Carl. 890 00:48:34,853 --> 00:48:37,981 I'm... I don't know him, OK? He's at a weird age. 891 00:48:38,106 --> 00:48:40,567 Why don't you take this time to get to know him? 892 00:48:47,783 --> 00:48:49,701 I want you to be happy. 893 00:48:51,370 --> 00:48:53,121 You're not happy. 894 00:48:55,207 --> 00:48:56,917 You're never gonna be happy here. 895 00:48:59,127 --> 00:49:00,671 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 896 00:49:01,713 --> 00:49:04,132 I've never not known what I was gonna do. I've always known. 897 00:49:04,216 --> 00:49:05,884 There's always been the next thing to do. 898 00:49:05,884 --> 00:49:09,554 And now that it's all ended, and I'm, like... I'm, like, fucking lost. 899 00:49:09,721 --> 00:49:12,057 I think that's a good place to start. 900 00:49:19,481 --> 00:49:21,066 Come here. 901 00:49:24,736 --> 00:49:26,571 - You're the best. - Yeah. 902 00:49:28,991 --> 00:49:32,327 - I'll hold down the fort. I promise. - OK. You do that. 903 00:49:32,494 --> 00:49:34,079 Thank you. 904 00:49:40,419 --> 00:49:42,296 Hi, Flora. Percy here? 905 00:49:42,421 --> 00:49:44,214 Percy aqui? 906 00:49:44,339 --> 00:49:46,174 - He's inside. - Can you tell him I'm here? 907 00:49:46,341 --> 00:49:47,718 - Sure. - Thanks. 908 00:49:47,843 --> 00:49:50,512 - Hi. - Why are you here? 909 00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:52,848 I'm here to see... here to see Percy. 910 00:49:53,015 --> 00:49:54,391 - Oh. - It's been a while. 911 00:49:54,516 --> 00:49:57,603 I'm glad you're here, but why didn't you call to say that you were coming? 912 00:49:57,686 --> 00:50:00,230 - I don't know, because... - He said he's sleeping. 913 00:50:00,355 --> 00:50:02,774 - OK. I'm gonna go talk to him. - No, no, wait one second. 914 00:50:02,858 --> 00:50:05,110 She said he says he's sleeping, but if he was sleeping, 915 00:50:05,193 --> 00:50:07,279 she'd just say he's sleeping, so he's not sleeping. 916 00:50:07,321 --> 00:50:10,490 - Let me talk to him. - Can you talk to me for one second first? 917 00:50:10,616 --> 00:50:12,826 Please? Come. 918 00:50:14,870 --> 00:50:17,748 Percy and I are going to Miami to see my father. 919 00:50:19,041 --> 00:50:20,792 So why don't you come with us? 920 00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:23,337 - What? - Yeah, come with us. 921 00:50:23,462 --> 00:50:26,256 You want me to go... I can't come with you to Miami. 922 00:50:26,381 --> 00:50:28,133 I don't... I got all... 923 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:29,885 I don't have any money. 924 00:50:30,052 --> 00:50:32,804 I need to wait for another job, for all this shit to blow over 925 00:50:32,971 --> 00:50:34,348 with the internet, Twitter, all that shit. 926 00:50:34,473 --> 00:50:36,600 Yeah, but I could lend you some money before you... 927 00:50:36,725 --> 00:50:38,977 I don't want your money. I can't take charity from you. 928 00:50:39,061 --> 00:50:40,479 You know that he's really upset 929 00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:43,273 because he couldn't go with you to New Orleans, right? 930 00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:47,486 He's hurt. He misses you. 931 00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:53,033 OK. What do you want me to do? 932 00:50:53,158 --> 00:50:55,577 You know that the nannies can't get on the plane. 933 00:50:55,744 --> 00:50:58,538 So why don't you come with us 934 00:50:58,664 --> 00:51:01,250 and you take care of him while I work? 935 00:51:02,251 --> 00:51:04,461 So you need me to come with you to watch Percy? 936 00:51:04,586 --> 00:51:06,630 - Yeah. - So I'm the nanny? 937 00:51:06,755 --> 00:51:09,549 Yes, his nanny, in Miami. 938 00:51:10,926 --> 00:51:14,179 It might be good. That's where it all happened for you. 939 00:51:14,346 --> 00:51:15,722 That's where Percy was born, 940 00:51:15,847 --> 00:51:18,267 that's where you got your first job as a chef. 941 00:51:18,433 --> 00:51:21,103 Maybe it will just, like, clear your mind out. 942 00:51:21,270 --> 00:51:23,480 You think Percy would be OK with that? 943 00:51:23,605 --> 00:51:25,315 Percy would love it. 944 00:51:29,278 --> 00:51:30,821 Hm'? 945 00:51:32,281 --> 00:51:33,949 What do you say? 946 00:52:07,566 --> 00:52:09,651 I have to run out for a quick meeting, 947 00:52:09,818 --> 00:52:11,987 so make sure when you go upstairs that everything is pressed, 948 00:52:12,154 --> 00:52:14,489 order him some food, make sure he takes a nap, a bath... 949 00:52:14,656 --> 00:52:16,908 - Wait, wait, wait, a nap? - Get him ready for tonight. 950 00:52:16,908 --> 00:52:18,577 - I'm 10. - It's gonna be a long night. 951 00:52:18,744 --> 00:52:20,412 We're gonna see Abuelito play. 952 00:52:20,579 --> 00:52:22,623 - Where? At Hoy Como Ayer? - Mm-hm. 953 00:52:22,748 --> 00:52:25,083 - Isn't he a little young for that? - Too young for what? 954 00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,501 He's not gonna perform forever. 955 00:52:26,668 --> 00:52:29,630 He wants his grandson to see him play at least once. 956 00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:31,548 Alright, well, better keep an eye on him. 957 00:52:31,673 --> 00:52:33,926 - That place could get pretty crazy. - Me keep an eye? 958 00:52:33,926 --> 00:52:35,594 That's why you're going too. 959 00:52:43,602 --> 00:52:45,687 - Where are we? - This is Little Havana. 960 00:52:45,854 --> 00:52:48,482 - Like in 'Grand Theft Auto'? - No, this is where I grew up. 961 00:52:48,607 --> 00:52:50,025 - You did? - Yes. 962 00:52:50,192 --> 00:52:53,445 And this is where Abuelito lives and works. 963 00:52:53,612 --> 00:52:55,948 Grandpa still works? What does he do? 964 00:53:20,889 --> 00:53:22,724 I can't see. 965 00:54:20,616 --> 00:54:22,618 - Eh, no, Papa. - What did he say? 966 00:54:22,784 --> 00:54:24,953 No, he's asking if we're back together. 967 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,248 No, no, we're friends. I'm helping watch the baby. 968 00:54:32,127 --> 00:54:33,712 Wait, what's he... I don't understand. 969 00:54:33,712 --> 00:54:36,214 He said that you look like you've gained a couple of pounds 970 00:54:36,381 --> 00:54:37,925 since he saw you last. 971 00:54:38,050 --> 00:54:39,551 Maybe since last time, I understand, 972 00:54:39,635 --> 00:54:42,429 but, actually, recently, I'm down 15 pounds. 973 00:54:48,143 --> 00:54:49,895 - 20? - He's saying that he lost 20 pounds. 974 00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:52,230 - 20. - I know what he said. But I'm down... 975 00:54:52,272 --> 00:54:55,192 That is in two months. I'm down... In two weeks, I've lost 15. 976 00:54:55,317 --> 00:54:57,653 My suit doesn't even fit me anymore. 977 00:54:58,987 --> 00:55:00,697 He's saying his pants might fall. 978 00:55:00,822 --> 00:55:02,240 20 pounds. 20. 979 00:55:02,407 --> 00:55:04,993 Why does he have to say 20? I say 15, he says 20. 980 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,787 I could... Alright. 981 00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:09,665 These are really good. We should wake up Percy so he can try one. 982 00:55:09,831 --> 00:55:13,418 - - He say, "Just let him sleep. It's too late." 983 00:55:13,585 --> 00:55:17,172 No, but he's never had a real Cuban sandwich. I want him to try it. 984 00:55:17,339 --> 00:55:20,342 He says you should make him one. 985 00:55:20,509 --> 00:55:23,428 I want him to have a real one from here, from Little Havana. 986 00:55:23,595 --> 00:55:27,057 Abuelo... Everything OK? 987 00:55:29,768 --> 00:55:31,687 This is really good, by the way. 988 00:55:31,853 --> 00:55:33,522 Yours are way better. 989 00:55:39,194 --> 00:55:41,571 You think people would like this kind of food back home? 990 00:55:42,698 --> 00:55:45,492 - You think people would like it? - Yeah, it's real food. Why not? 991 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,581 - Maybe I'll talk to Marvin. - Mm-hm. 992 00:55:50,706 --> 00:55:53,417 Let me hear him out. You know? 993 00:55:53,542 --> 00:55:55,669 See what he's got in mind for the food truck. 994 00:55:57,212 --> 00:55:58,630 Think he's in town? 995 00:55:58,797 --> 00:56:02,175 I don't know, but, you know, I can find out tomorrow - I call him. 996 00:56:03,468 --> 00:56:06,054 You know he's here. Is this the whole reason you brought me out? 997 00:56:06,221 --> 00:56:07,931 I don't know what you're talking about. 998 00:56:09,141 --> 00:56:11,059 Try this. The yucca's amazing. 999 00:56:11,226 --> 00:56:12,769 I love yucca. 1000 00:56:13,895 --> 00:56:15,439 You're full of shit. 1001 00:56:30,913 --> 00:56:34,374 Hi. I'm Carl Casper. I'm here to see Marvin. 1002 00:56:34,499 --> 00:56:37,878 - Booties? - Excuse me? 1003 00:56:40,505 --> 00:56:42,674 In case you don't want to remove your shoes. 1004 00:56:42,841 --> 00:56:44,593 Thank you. 1005 00:56:53,852 --> 00:56:55,938 - Uh! - Follow me, please. 1006 00:57:00,943 --> 00:57:02,527 Uhh! 1007 00:57:10,619 --> 00:57:12,412 - Casper's here. - How ya doing? 1008 00:57:12,537 --> 00:57:14,623 - Glad you're here. Look at you. - How's it going? 1009 00:57:14,706 --> 00:57:16,291 Come over here. Candy, come over here. 1010 00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:17,834 You're a sight for sore eyes. 1011 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,629 What you want to eat, something? I want to see you eat something. 1012 00:57:20,671 --> 00:57:24,007 Alright? I'm worried. Eat some crackers or something. 1013 00:57:24,132 --> 00:57:25,717 Thanks. 1014 00:57:28,387 --> 00:57:29,805 Look at you. 1015 00:57:29,972 --> 00:57:32,766 She's pregnant. Just found out. 1016 00:57:32,891 --> 00:57:34,893 The... This one? 1017 00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:38,355 Pissed on a stick, came in, laid it on me five seconds ago. 1018 00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:41,483 Is it... So it's yours? 1019 00:57:41,650 --> 00:57:44,111 I don't know. That's what she's saying. 1020 00:57:45,153 --> 00:57:47,698 - You don't... - I know. 1021 00:57:47,823 --> 00:57:50,617 I got a problem, 'cause she's... best receptionist I've ever had. 1022 00:57:50,742 --> 00:57:53,579 - Yeah. - Good news is I had my tubes tied in '08. 1023 00:57:53,745 --> 00:57:56,290 So, clearly, she's also a fucking liar. 1024 00:57:56,415 --> 00:57:58,917 - Right. That's tough. - What do you want? 1025 00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:00,460 You want a coconut water? 1026 00:58:00,586 --> 00:58:02,254 - Um... - You OK? 1027 00:58:02,421 --> 00:58:03,880 I'm alright. I'm alright. 1028 00:58:04,006 --> 00:58:05,591 - Do you want a drink? - I would... No. 1029 00:58:05,674 --> 00:58:07,676 Let's make some decisions together. Let's start right here. 1030 00:58:07,843 --> 00:58:09,428 - Alright, so... - Let's start off easy. 1031 00:58:09,469 --> 00:58:12,472 We got shit to talk about. Look, bang, you got four swatches, right? 1032 00:58:12,598 --> 00:58:15,434 Let's start off easy and then we'll get into the uncomfortable stuff. 1033 00:58:15,517 --> 00:58:17,311 - Pick it. - The... For the... 1034 00:58:17,436 --> 00:58:19,146 For here? I don't know. 1035 00:58:19,271 --> 00:58:20,689 Yeah, I'm putting a carpet down, 1036 00:58:20,856 --> 00:58:23,942 'cause people keep slippin' around like it's a fuckin' ice rink in here. 1037 00:58:24,109 --> 00:58:27,613 You could always get 'em... take the booties off and, uh... 1038 00:58:27,779 --> 00:58:29,406 Can't do that. 1039 00:58:29,531 --> 00:58:31,116 We'll go with, I don't know, this one? 1040 00:58:31,199 --> 00:58:32,743 - You like that one? - I think... 1041 00:58:32,868 --> 00:58:35,245 if I had to... But if you're not gonna paint, I would... 1042 00:58:35,370 --> 00:58:36,914 This just seems like it goes with anything. 1043 00:58:37,039 --> 00:58:38,707 People aren't walking on the walls, Carl. 1044 00:58:38,790 --> 00:58:40,334 Or I could keep it if I want. 1045 00:58:40,459 --> 00:58:42,419 - The... - Keep the kid. 1046 00:58:42,544 --> 00:58:44,046 - Yeah. - Knowing that it's not mine. 1047 00:58:44,129 --> 00:58:46,882 - Yes. - You know, for once, I'm a good guy. 1048 00:58:47,883 --> 00:58:50,928 She stays on my desk and I fucking got something on her. 1049 00:58:51,053 --> 00:58:52,721 But you decide. What do you think? 1050 00:58:53,889 --> 00:58:55,641 Are we... we're talking about the carpet now 1051 00:58:55,807 --> 00:58:57,476 or are we talking about the, um... the... 1052 00:58:57,476 --> 00:58:59,686 - We're talking about... - I don't even know anymore. 1053 00:58:59,811 --> 00:59:02,564 I think, um... 1054 00:59:02,731 --> 00:59:04,399 ...I'd go with the brown. 1055 00:59:04,566 --> 00:59:07,319 And as far as that goes, that's a personal... that's... 1056 00:59:07,486 --> 00:59:10,364 - I don't know. - You're not a turd, OK? 1057 00:59:10,489 --> 00:59:14,660 I don't want you to feel that way coming in here with your hat in your hand. 1058 00:59:14,826 --> 00:59:17,204 You went fucking crazy on the internet. That was awesome. 1059 00:59:17,329 --> 00:59:20,958 You lost respect, which I love, 'cause it's passion. 1060 00:59:21,083 --> 00:59:22,501 You know, you lost everything. 1061 00:59:22,668 --> 00:59:25,837 You know, you're not a loser, but you have lost, OK? 1062 00:59:26,004 --> 00:59:28,632 You're not a turd. A turd that lost. 1063 00:59:28,757 --> 00:59:30,676 I don't know that I feel like a turd. 1064 00:59:30,842 --> 00:59:32,886 - Good. - I feel like I had a bad week. 1065 00:59:33,011 --> 00:59:36,265 I feel like I lost my job, I made an ass of myself on the internet. 1066 00:59:36,431 --> 00:59:38,517 I'm divorced, I'm old, I got no money. 1067 00:59:38,684 --> 00:59:40,269 I live in a shitty apartment in Venice. 1068 00:59:40,352 --> 00:59:42,271 But you know what makes me feel like a turd? 1069 00:59:42,437 --> 00:59:45,524 That I'm in my ex-wife's ex-husband's office and asking for a fucking favour 1070 00:59:45,691 --> 00:59:47,276 and all he's doing is busting my balls. 1071 00:59:47,359 --> 00:59:49,278 I like this humility. It's good. 1072 00:59:55,033 --> 00:59:58,412 Truth be told, food trucks are a great idea. You know what I mean? 1073 00:59:58,537 --> 01:00:00,956 I think we take it back to something simple. 1074 01:00:01,123 --> 01:00:03,875 Let me see if I got something to say anymore. I don't even know. 1075 01:00:04,042 --> 01:00:05,627 - It's no problem. - I'll pay you back. 1076 01:00:05,627 --> 01:00:09,172 As long as it's not weird for you - I don't want you to feel like 1077 01:00:09,298 --> 01:00:11,883 because you were with Inez and you guys were sleeping together 1078 01:00:12,050 --> 01:00:14,261 and I was with her and we had this... 1079 01:00:14,386 --> 01:00:17,723 I was with her, then you were with her, and then maybe I fucked her after. 1080 01:00:17,889 --> 01:00:19,558 I don't even know what happened with us. 1081 01:00:20,809 --> 01:00:23,061 I came out to LA for a Clippers game once 1082 01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:25,981 and I think we had a couple of drinks and we went to Islands. 1083 01:00:26,148 --> 01:00:28,066 - And I think she had... - What happened between you two? 1084 01:00:28,233 --> 01:00:30,485 You know what? it doesn't matter. Here's what happened. 1085 01:00:30,485 --> 01:00:33,780 We're talking about a white-on-white '88 Chevy Grumman food truck. 1086 01:00:33,905 --> 01:00:36,116 It's a blank canvas for your dreams. 1087 01:00:36,241 --> 01:00:37,910 I'm gonna have 'em pull it around. 1088 01:00:39,161 --> 01:00:40,787 Thank you. 1089 01:00:40,913 --> 01:00:42,873 Don't thank me till you see it. 1090 01:01:06,855 --> 01:01:08,565 Yeah. I'm in Miami now. 1091 01:01:08,690 --> 01:01:10,567 What happened to those interviews you had? 1092 01:01:10,692 --> 01:01:12,277 None of the prospects panned out. 1093 01:01:12,444 --> 01:01:14,154 - For real? - Yeah. 1094 01:01:15,197 --> 01:01:16,573 It sucks. 1095 01:01:16,698 --> 01:01:18,784 I guess you'll have to stay there for a while, bro. 1096 01:01:18,867 --> 01:01:22,996 Hey, Carl. Hey, papi, mira, I don't know if you heard or not, but... 1097 01:01:24,039 --> 01:01:26,083 I got bumped up, man, to sous-chef. 1098 01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:27,626 - Sous-chef? - Yeah. 1099 01:01:27,793 --> 01:01:29,253 No shit! That's excellent! 1100 01:01:29,378 --> 01:01:31,463 Congratulations, man. That's a big deal. 1101 01:01:31,630 --> 01:01:34,049 Thank you, man. That means a lot coming from you, seriously. 1102 01:01:34,132 --> 01:01:36,593 Yeah, but enough about me. So, what are you gonna do? 1103 01:01:36,718 --> 01:01:38,428 You're gonna laugh. 1104 01:01:39,721 --> 01:01:41,890 - I got a food truck. - Get the hell out! 1105 01:01:42,057 --> 01:01:44,393 No shit. You got a fucking taco truck? 1106 01:01:44,559 --> 01:01:47,562 Tony! Tony, Carl's got a fucking taco truck. 1107 01:01:47,729 --> 01:01:49,523 For real? 1108 01:01:49,648 --> 01:01:51,984 - Jefe! Like with tacos and shit? - I just... 1109 01:01:52,150 --> 01:01:54,611 Yeah, I would assume. What are you gonna cook? 1110 01:01:54,736 --> 01:01:58,699 You know, Cuban sandwiches, plétanos, arroz con pollo. 1111 01:01:58,824 --> 01:02:00,784 Simple shit like we used to do for family meal. 1112 01:02:00,909 --> 01:02:02,411 Oh, yeah, I remember those days, man. 1113 01:02:02,452 --> 01:02:04,580 - Fuck he doing with a taco truck? - Goddamn. 1114 01:02:04,746 --> 01:02:07,666 - I'd love some of that shit now. - What's he doing with a taco truck? 1115 01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:09,668 - It's good, right? It could be cool. - Yeah. 1116 01:02:09,751 --> 01:02:11,545 Get the fuck off the phone, bro. Let's go! 1117 01:02:11,670 --> 01:02:13,213 Alright, alright, alright! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. 1118 01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:15,257 Attila the Hun is calling me. I gotta go, man. 1119 01:02:15,424 --> 01:02:16,883 Alright. Be good, man. 1120 01:02:18,343 --> 01:02:21,054 - Is this the new truck? - This is it. This is the truck. 1121 01:02:21,179 --> 01:02:22,598 - Ahh! - It's got good bones. 1122 01:02:22,764 --> 01:02:24,266 It's gonna need a lot of work, though. 1123 01:02:24,433 --> 01:02:26,018 What doesn't? 1124 01:02:26,184 --> 01:02:28,020 Wanna take a look around, champ? 1125 01:02:28,186 --> 01:02:29,563 - Do I have to? - Go! 1126 01:02:29,688 --> 01:02:32,566 Go and look at your dad's new truck. 1127 01:02:32,691 --> 01:02:35,277 Can I ask you a question? 1128 01:02:35,444 --> 01:02:37,070 Is something wrong? 1129 01:02:37,195 --> 01:02:39,448 - Did you sleep with him? - With who? 1130 01:02:39,615 --> 01:02:41,283 With Marvin. Did you sleep with Marvin? 1131 01:02:41,450 --> 01:02:43,160 But of course I did. He's my ex-husband. 1132 01:02:43,285 --> 01:02:45,287 I mean, since we were divorced. Have you slept... 1133 01:02:45,329 --> 01:02:47,289 Who did you sleep with last, him or me? 1134 01:02:47,456 --> 01:02:49,833 I'm sorry, but this is none of your business what I did... 1135 01:02:49,958 --> 01:02:51,877 - I think it might be. - ..after I divorce you. 1136 01:02:51,877 --> 01:02:55,422 Second of all, I don't ask you what you do with your hot little waitress. 1137 01:02:55,547 --> 01:02:56,924 - That's completely different. - OK, really. 1138 01:02:57,049 --> 01:02:58,550 - And that's not fair. - Yeah, yeah. 1139 01:02:58,550 --> 01:03:00,719 This is somebody you loved and shared a life with... 1140 01:03:00,719 --> 01:03:02,638 Why do we have to talk about this right now? 1141 01:03:02,804 --> 01:03:04,723 Because I took a business meeting with the guy. 1142 01:03:04,723 --> 01:03:06,892 - This is not the moment. - It is. I wanna know why. 1143 01:03:07,059 --> 01:03:08,810 He's smiling like he's got something on me. 1144 01:03:08,810 --> 01:03:10,646 - I dunno what it is. - Please, you know him. 1145 01:03:10,729 --> 01:03:13,273 - I do know how him. - You know how he is. So who cares? 1146 01:03:13,398 --> 01:03:14,900 - I care! - Why do you need to know? 1147 01:03:14,983 --> 01:03:16,985 - I just would like to... - OK. 1148 01:03:17,152 --> 01:03:18,737 It doesn't bother me. I just wanna know. 1149 01:03:18,820 --> 01:03:22,616 Just listen. I was very sad. I was very lonely. 1150 01:03:22,741 --> 01:03:24,952 - And you, more than anyone, know... - OK. That's it. That's enough. 1151 01:03:25,077 --> 01:03:27,079 ...how I get after I have a couple of drinks. 1152 01:03:27,246 --> 01:03:29,081 - I don't want to know the details. - I get... 1153 01:03:29,164 --> 01:03:30,749 Please. I'm not one of your girlfriends. 1154 01:03:30,916 --> 01:03:32,918 - Don't tell me. Stop talking. - He was my first. 1155 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:36,088 - OK, the kid's here. - It came out like a natural, organic thing. 1156 01:03:36,255 --> 01:03:38,257 - I don't want to know about this. - We didn't... 1157 01:03:39,508 --> 01:03:41,426 We didn't go through with it. 1158 01:03:43,762 --> 01:03:46,598 Sat there and we realised we're just good friends. 1159 01:03:48,934 --> 01:03:50,602 I think there's something dead in there. 1160 01:03:50,602 --> 01:03:53,105 Uhh. OK, go and look for it. Maybe it's a rat. 1161 01:03:53,272 --> 01:03:56,024 - Let's go look for the rat. - I have to work, and I'll be back. 1162 01:03:56,191 --> 01:03:58,277 - No, wait, wait, wait. - You're going? No, no, no. 1163 01:03:58,277 --> 01:03:59,444 You can't leave. 1164 01:03:59,611 --> 01:04:01,363 You said you were going to help me, OK? 1165 01:04:01,530 --> 01:04:03,907 Go work with your dad. It's fun. 1166 01:04:04,032 --> 01:04:06,702 I'll be back later. 'Bye. 1167 01:04:13,792 --> 01:04:15,419 Alright. Take that bucket, fill it. 1168 01:04:15,544 --> 01:04:17,254 - See the hose? - Mm-hm. 1169 01:04:31,393 --> 01:04:32,769 Trash, trash, trash. 1170 01:04:32,894 --> 01:04:34,396 Save that, save that. 1171 01:04:34,563 --> 01:04:36,315 Save the metal ones. 1172 01:04:38,233 --> 01:04:39,443 Ugh! 1173 01:04:44,156 --> 01:04:45,490 Tip it over. 1174 01:04:47,326 --> 01:04:48,952 Alright, buddy. 1175 01:04:50,412 --> 01:04:52,164 I got some presents for you. 1176 01:04:52,331 --> 01:04:53,874 Watch this. 1177 01:04:55,334 --> 01:04:57,210 Steel wool, right? 1178 01:04:57,336 --> 01:04:59,922 - Mm-hm. - Scrub brush. Right? 1179 01:05:00,088 --> 01:05:02,799 I want you to do that on the whole truck. 1180 01:05:17,356 --> 01:05:20,025 Hey, buddy, you don't have to clean that. We're throwing it out. 1181 01:05:20,025 --> 01:05:21,568 Alright? Clean something else. 1182 01:05:37,876 --> 01:05:40,587 Alright, that looks good. Clean out the lowboy now. 1183 01:05:40,712 --> 01:05:42,130 - The what? - The low... 1184 01:05:42,297 --> 01:05:45,092 The reach-in fridge, right here. Clean this out. 1185 01:05:49,721 --> 01:05:51,265 Ohh! That's it. 1186 01:05:51,390 --> 01:05:53,725 That's where the smell's coming from. What is that? 1187 01:05:53,892 --> 01:05:55,978 I don't know. Whatever it is, clean it out. 1188 01:06:04,820 --> 01:06:06,530 - Ohh... - What the hell are you doing? 1189 01:06:06,655 --> 01:06:09,408 - You told me to clean it out. - Not throw it in the garbage. 1190 01:06:09,575 --> 01:06:11,910 That's a perfectly good hotel pan. Scrub it out. 1191 01:06:12,077 --> 01:06:15,455 No, that's gross! I'm not cleaning that out. 1192 01:06:15,581 --> 01:06:17,708 - Pick it out of the garbage. - Are you kidding? 1193 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:20,085 - It's disgusting. - You don't throw it in the garbage. 1194 01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:22,796 Like we saved the rest of the stuff. Let's just clean it out. 1195 01:06:22,963 --> 01:06:24,423 No. 1196 01:06:24,590 --> 01:06:26,383 - Pick it out of the trash. - No. 1197 01:06:27,759 --> 01:06:30,762 Pick it out of the trash can. 1198 01:06:33,181 --> 01:06:34,725 You wanted to work in a kitchen. 1199 01:06:34,850 --> 01:06:36,935 This is what working in a kitchen is, OK? 1200 01:06:37,102 --> 01:06:39,438 - We don't throw shit out. - Yeah, I wanted to come and cook. 1201 01:06:39,605 --> 01:06:41,440 - Not clean it! - Pick it out of the garbage! 1202 01:06:41,523 --> 01:06:43,191 No! I cleaned your whole stupid truck! 1203 01:06:43,358 --> 01:06:45,027 Why are you so mean to me?! 1204 01:07:04,129 --> 01:07:06,840 Hey, I can't get a hold of your mom. 1205 01:07:07,966 --> 01:07:09,635 But you... The truck looks great. 1206 01:07:09,801 --> 01:07:11,720 You did a great job. I'm sorry I was mean. 1207 01:07:11,887 --> 01:07:13,680 That wasn't right of me. 1208 01:07:15,474 --> 01:07:17,309 I gotta pick up some equipment for the truck. 1209 01:07:17,392 --> 01:07:21,104 You wanna come with me and help me pick out a stove till Mom calls back? 1210 01:07:21,229 --> 01:07:22,689 Fine. 1211 01:07:22,814 --> 01:07:24,900 Alright. Let's go. 1212 01:07:33,408 --> 01:07:34,910 You know what this is? 1213 01:07:35,077 --> 01:07:37,037 - French fries? - That's right, a fryer. 1214 01:07:37,162 --> 01:07:39,539 This is the one we need right here. Come on, let's go. 1215 01:07:39,665 --> 01:07:42,125 Double convection oven underneath. It's a real workhorse. 1216 01:07:42,251 --> 01:07:45,295 60 inches. I think we could fit them on the truck. What do you think? 1217 01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:47,673 - Let's get it. - Let's get this one. Good. Done. 1218 01:07:47,839 --> 01:07:49,466 This is the... Ah, here's what we need. 1219 01:07:49,591 --> 01:07:51,593 This is the thing I was looking for. Right there. 1220 01:07:51,677 --> 01:07:53,679 - A George Foreman grill? - That's not a George Foreman grill. 1221 01:07:53,845 --> 01:07:56,098 It's called a plancha. We make Cuban sandwiches on that. 1222 01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:59,184 This is the key to our entire livelihood. We need two of these. 1223 01:07:59,351 --> 01:08:00,727 Looks good. You know what? 1224 01:08:00,852 --> 01:08:03,981 Let's also get the 6-inch chef's knife with the plastic handle. 1225 01:08:04,106 --> 01:08:07,109 - Then you need also the holder. - Yeah, let's get a cover as well. 1226 01:08:08,110 --> 01:08:09,778 OK, you see this, Percy? 1227 01:08:11,029 --> 01:08:12,406 That's a chef's knife. 1228 01:08:12,531 --> 01:08:13,991 A real chef's knife. 1229 01:08:14,116 --> 01:08:16,326 It's not a toy. You understand? 1230 01:08:17,452 --> 01:08:20,539 This thing's sharp. It can send you to the hospital if you're not careful. 1231 01:08:20,539 --> 01:08:22,249 I'll teach you how to use this thing. 1232 01:08:24,543 --> 01:08:27,129 But a chef's knife, it belongs to the chef, not to the kitchen. 1233 01:08:27,296 --> 01:08:30,966 So it's your responsibility to keep it sharp, clean, not to lose it. 1234 01:08:31,133 --> 01:08:33,343 - Can you handle that? - Yes. 1235 01:08:34,386 --> 01:08:36,138 This is a good knife. 1236 01:08:36,305 --> 01:08:38,640 It'll last you a long time if you take care of it. 1237 01:08:38,807 --> 01:08:40,726 Don't lose it. 1238 01:08:40,892 --> 01:08:43,353 I won't. Thank you. 1239 01:08:44,980 --> 01:08:46,523 You earned it. 1240 01:08:49,234 --> 01:08:51,194 How are we gonna get it in the truck? 1241 01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:53,822 Well, Marvin said we could use some of his guys to help out. 1242 01:08:53,989 --> 01:08:56,742 Hey, guys! Hello? 1243 01:08:56,909 --> 01:08:59,912 I'm Carl. This is my truck. 1244 01:09:00,913 --> 01:09:02,664 I need some help moving this equipment in. 1245 01:09:02,664 --> 01:09:04,708 Marvin said that you guys might help me. 1246 01:09:08,086 --> 01:09:10,005 I got it. Mind if I borrow this? 1247 01:09:11,256 --> 01:09:13,091 Get to the top floor. 1248 01:09:17,346 --> 01:09:19,389 Maybe a little higher? 1249 01:09:20,432 --> 01:09:23,101 The hard part was getting it over to the truck, 1250 01:09:23,268 --> 01:09:24,853 and now we just have to tip. 1251 01:09:26,605 --> 01:09:29,399 If I can get one end up on the tailgate. 1252 01:09:29,524 --> 01:09:30,943 OK. 1253 01:09:31,109 --> 01:09:34,696 Oh, hey, hey. Don't do that. You're gonna rupture something, man. 1254 01:09:34,863 --> 01:09:36,365 - Hey! - Martin! 1255 01:09:36,531 --> 01:09:40,077 Hey, killer, what's up? How you doing, little gangster, huh? 1256 01:09:40,202 --> 01:09:42,955 - What the hell you doing here? - I warned you, man. I warned you. 1257 01:09:42,955 --> 01:09:46,416 If you got another gig, I was gonna drop everything to be your line cook. Didn't I? 1258 01:09:46,541 --> 01:09:48,377 This is a food truck. You're a sous-chef now. 1259 01:09:48,460 --> 01:09:50,295 So? Food trucks don't need a sous-chef? 1260 01:09:50,462 --> 01:09:52,631 OK, fine. You're hired. Pays nothing. 1261 01:09:52,798 --> 01:09:54,174 - I'll take it. - Nice! 1262 01:09:54,299 --> 01:09:56,260 - You're not gonna scare me, buddy. - Thank you so much. 1263 01:09:56,385 --> 01:09:59,179 You must've jumped on a plane as soon as we got off the phone. 1264 01:09:59,304 --> 01:10:02,140 Dude, when I heard your voice, I was like, "That's what I wanna do." 1265 01:10:02,224 --> 01:10:03,892 - I'm so happy you're here. - Me too, man. 1266 01:10:03,976 --> 01:10:05,978 - We're trying to get this in the truck. - Yeah? 1267 01:10:06,061 --> 01:10:08,814 I need some sort of, like, lever and fulcrum. 1268 01:10:08,981 --> 01:10:10,899 Come on, everybody. Everybody together. Come on. 1269 01:10:10,941 --> 01:10:13,193 Holy sh... No, we can't do this. 1270 01:10:13,318 --> 01:10:16,071 No way, not without one of us hurting ourselves. No, no, no, don't. 1271 01:10:16,154 --> 01:10:17,656 Stop. Stop. I got it, I got it. 1272 01:10:17,823 --> 01:10:19,324 Carl, easy. 1273 01:10:37,259 --> 01:10:39,511 - it's good to know Spanish. - You gotta, man. 1274 01:10:39,678 --> 01:10:43,015 Thank you. Thank you, guys. 1275 01:10:49,855 --> 01:10:51,523 - Ah! - OK, good. 1276 01:10:51,690 --> 01:10:53,066 - Nice. - Fryer next? 1277 01:10:53,191 --> 01:10:54,610 No, no, forget the freaking fryer, man. 1278 01:10:54,776 --> 01:10:56,194 I'm gonna fill up the propane tanks, 1279 01:10:56,278 --> 01:10:58,113 you go to the market- get cerveza, not beer. 1280 01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,867 I can't go to the market. We gotta hook up the fryer. Get rid of the steam pit. 1281 01:11:02,034 --> 01:11:05,037 No, by the time you get back, I'll have this all spotless and cleaned up. 1282 01:11:05,203 --> 01:11:06,538 I got lots of marinating to do. 1283 01:11:06,705 --> 01:11:08,624 I promised these people the best sandwich of their lives. 1284 01:11:08,790 --> 01:11:10,208 - OK. Good. So... - Get me the mojo. 1285 01:11:10,292 --> 01:11:12,044 OK, so, what do you need? Oranges, onion, garlic. 1286 01:11:12,210 --> 01:11:14,546 That's right. Why don't we juice it up a little bit, huh? 1287 01:11:14,671 --> 01:11:16,548 - Tomatillo. - Some chillies, yeah. Cilantro. 1288 01:11:16,548 --> 01:11:18,800 - Now get the hell outta here. - Let's go. 1289 01:11:18,967 --> 01:11:21,511 OK, look, the key is, you gotta look for ingredients 1290 01:11:21,637 --> 01:11:23,680 and then that gives you ideas of what to cook. 1291 01:11:23,805 --> 01:11:25,557 Like, this is yucca, right? 1292 01:11:25,724 --> 01:11:28,435 Get some of that. Those look great. See that? 1293 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,228 And... Oh, come here. 1294 01:11:30,395 --> 01:11:32,064 You know what this is? 1295 01:11:32,230 --> 01:11:33,690 Uh, bananas? 1296 01:11:33,815 --> 01:11:35,901 That's called a plantain. Plétanos. 1297 01:11:36,026 --> 01:11:37,653 These are maduros. Feel, soft? 1298 01:11:37,819 --> 01:11:39,488 - Mm-hm. - That's the sweet kind. 1299 01:11:39,655 --> 01:11:42,282 But we want the green ones. Here. Hang onto this. 1300 01:11:42,407 --> 01:11:44,201 This is what you make tostones with. 1301 01:11:44,368 --> 01:11:46,161 That's Martin's favourite. 1302 01:11:46,328 --> 01:11:49,164 - I got it. I got it. - You got it? Too much? 1303 01:11:49,331 --> 01:11:50,999 - I got it. - OK. 1304 01:11:51,124 --> 01:11:53,460 - Watch out for tarantulas. Come on. - What? 1305 01:12:32,708 --> 01:12:35,335 Ahh! That's good. 1306 01:12:35,460 --> 01:12:36,878 Oh, look at that. 1307 01:12:37,004 --> 01:12:40,424 Oh, yeah. My masterpiece, baby. 1308 01:12:40,549 --> 01:12:44,303 - That's beautiful. - Miami, I am back. Pow! 1309 01:12:44,469 --> 01:12:47,931 You could have just bought this at the store. I think they sold it there. 1310 01:12:49,391 --> 01:12:51,310 - You sure that's your son, man? - I don't know. 1311 01:12:51,476 --> 01:12:52,894 You'd better get a paternity test. 1312 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:56,940 - Oh, that looks incred... - Can I have some? 1313 01:12:57,983 --> 01:13:00,193 Oh, Martin. 1314 01:13:00,319 --> 01:13:02,154 - Please, just gimme some. - It's not from the store. 1315 01:13:02,321 --> 01:13:04,656 - You might not like it. - It's fatty but not heavy, you know? 1316 01:13:04,823 --> 01:13:06,533 - You don't want any of this. - Yes, I do. 1317 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:08,577 - You're probably vegan. You can't eat it. - I'm not vegan. 1318 01:13:08,744 --> 01:13:10,370 - It's not from the store. - Oh, my God. 1319 01:13:10,370 --> 01:13:13,040 - Martin, come on. Can I have some? - Hold on a second. 1320 01:13:13,165 --> 01:13:15,542 - Can I give him a piece, Martin? - Nah, man, he's not... 1321 01:13:15,626 --> 01:13:18,420 - Alright. Let me think about it. - Just a little piece. Let's see. 1322 01:13:21,340 --> 01:13:23,300 - Pretty good. - Pretty good? 1323 01:13:23,425 --> 01:13:25,761 - Pretty good? Come on! - Better than the store? 1324 01:13:25,802 --> 01:13:26,845 One more. Just one more. 1325 01:13:26,929 --> 01:13:29,264 The best shit you ever had in your life. Come on, man. 1326 01:13:29,431 --> 01:13:32,267 Oh, give me another one. If you're gonna give him some, give me some. 1327 01:13:32,267 --> 01:13:33,602 - Don't be cheap. - I want more. 1328 01:13:33,769 --> 01:13:35,437 You know what? Let's make some sandwiches. 1329 01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:37,814 - Yes, sir. Let's get to it. - Alright. Ready to go? 1330 01:13:38,941 --> 01:13:40,609 Hey, little man, is the plancha red-hot? 1331 01:13:40,609 --> 01:13:43,070 "Huh? "Me? 1332 01:13:43,237 --> 01:13:45,280 No, I'm talking to the grill. Yeah, you. 1333 01:13:46,323 --> 01:13:48,325 - Do I touch it? - Well, what do you think? 1334 01:13:48,450 --> 01:13:50,827 - No. - That's right. No, genius. 1335 01:13:50,994 --> 01:13:52,663 Hey, look. Come over here, look. 1336 01:13:52,788 --> 01:13:54,289 - See this water? - Mm-hm. 1337 01:13:54,456 --> 01:13:56,875 - Bang. Is it hot? - Yes. 1338 01:13:57,042 --> 01:13:59,044 - Tell him it's hot. - It's hot. 1339 01:13:59,211 --> 01:14:01,255 - OK. - Is it hot as your daddy's underwear? 1340 01:14:01,421 --> 01:14:02,798 Good. Now, watch. Come over here. 1341 01:14:02,965 --> 01:14:04,716 Here we go, papi. Perfect. Perfecto. 1342 01:14:04,883 --> 01:14:06,635 Now, watch me. Watch what I'm doing. 1343 01:14:06,802 --> 01:14:08,470 Two slices of ham, three of pork. 1344 01:14:08,595 --> 01:14:10,806 - Now come over here. - Now the maestro. 1345 01:14:10,847 --> 01:14:12,891 Two slices of cheese - one, two. 1346 01:14:13,058 --> 01:14:15,227 - Two pickles. - Can I do pickles? 1347 01:14:15,394 --> 01:14:17,187 Big pickles. Nice. One, two. 1348 01:14:17,312 --> 01:14:20,065 Now, watch this. Take this - mustard, from end to end. 1349 01:14:20,232 --> 01:14:21,441 OK. 1350 01:14:21,566 --> 01:14:23,360 You go side to side, not forward and back. 1351 01:14:23,485 --> 01:14:25,320 Now, this is the most important part. 1352 01:14:25,445 --> 01:14:27,573 - This is what makes it a Cubano. - OK. 1353 01:14:27,739 --> 01:14:29,449 - Take the butter. See that? - Yeah. 1354 01:14:29,616 --> 01:14:32,452 On top. Take a little bit. 1355 01:14:32,578 --> 01:14:34,997 Butter the grill. 1356 01:14:35,163 --> 01:14:37,082 In. Just like that. 1357 01:14:37,249 --> 01:14:39,126 Now, watch. 1358 01:14:39,251 --> 01:14:41,461 I want you to watch for the bread to get golden. 1359 01:14:41,628 --> 01:14:43,463 I want you to watch for the cheese to melt. 1360 01:14:43,589 --> 01:14:45,966 When that cheese is melted and that bread's golden, but not burnt, 1361 01:14:46,091 --> 01:14:48,468 you call me, you tell me it's done and we'll check, OK? 1362 01:14:48,594 --> 01:14:50,262 - OK. - Keep an eye on it. 1363 01:14:59,354 --> 01:15:01,815 I want you to watch everything everybody's doing, 1364 01:15:01,940 --> 01:15:05,110 because when we're hopping, you're gonna have to jump in on the line 1365 01:15:05,277 --> 01:15:06,653 and help out. 1366 01:15:06,778 --> 01:15:09,323 - I think it's done. - You think it's done? 1367 01:15:11,617 --> 01:15:14,369 - Oh, look at that. - See how golden that is? 1368 01:15:14,494 --> 01:15:16,496 - That's how you want it every time. - Nice job. 1369 01:15:16,496 --> 01:15:18,624 You gotta be like a robot when you're on a line. 1370 01:15:18,790 --> 01:15:20,375 You're the shit, baby. You're the shit. 1371 01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:21,168 OK? 1372 01:15:21,293 --> 01:15:24,379 Mmm! Three equal pieces. 1373 01:15:24,546 --> 01:15:26,673 - Let's see what we got. - Alright, here we go. 1374 01:15:26,798 --> 01:15:29,176 - Oh, hot. - Ah. Let me see. 1375 01:15:29,301 --> 01:15:31,178 Look at that cheese. 1376 01:15:31,219 --> 01:15:33,430 - Oh, my God, man. - This is the shit. 1377 01:15:33,472 --> 01:15:35,223 - This is it. - Oh! 1378 01:15:35,349 --> 01:15:36,850 - This is it. - This is it. 1379 01:15:36,975 --> 01:15:39,853 - It's incredible. - This is empingao. 1380 01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:42,439 - Oh, empingao! - Empingao, man. 1381 01:15:42,606 --> 01:15:45,317 - So, is it good? - It's amazing. 1382 01:15:45,484 --> 01:15:47,527 Then I guess we're open. 1383 01:15:47,653 --> 01:15:49,863 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're open? 1384 01:15:51,490 --> 01:15:53,533 I didn't get to finish my sandwich. 1385 01:15:53,659 --> 01:15:55,786 - Here you go. - What do I do? 1386 01:15:55,911 --> 01:15:57,579 Cut the bread. 1387 01:15:57,663 --> 01:15:59,039 There's cerveza down there. 1388 01:15:59,164 --> 01:16:01,250 Little man, get me hazelnuts, get me some more ham. 1389 01:16:01,375 --> 01:16:02,793 OK. 1390 01:16:05,254 --> 01:16:07,464 Alright, I got four right here. 1391 01:16:18,183 --> 01:16:20,727 Hey, jefe, this sound system sounds like ass. 1392 01:16:20,936 --> 01:16:23,897 But my cousin knows a guy who'll hook us up with all our musical necessities. 1393 01:16:24,022 --> 01:16:26,775 My credit cards are maxed out and we're not charging for food yet. 1394 01:16:26,775 --> 01:16:29,861 - So we'll wait on the sound system. - But you look happy, baby, don't you? 1395 01:16:30,028 --> 01:16:32,322 - So happy. So happy. - Yeah, that's what's champing it. 1396 01:16:32,364 --> 01:16:33,407 Uh-huh! 1397 01:16:33,532 --> 01:16:35,701 - I got one. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1398 01:16:35,826 --> 01:16:37,286 - That's burnt. - So? 1399 01:16:37,411 --> 01:16:39,621 They're not paying for it. 1400 01:16:39,788 --> 01:16:42,124 Come with me. Get off the truck. 1401 01:16:42,291 --> 01:16:44,543 - You got this? - Yeah, I got it. You get down. 1402 01:16:44,626 --> 01:16:46,461 Slow down for a second. 1403 01:16:48,463 --> 01:16:51,049 - Is this boring to you? - No, I like it. 1404 01:16:51,216 --> 01:16:52,593 Yeah, well, I love it. 1405 01:16:52,718 --> 01:16:55,637 Everything good that's happened to me in my life came because of that. 1406 01:16:55,637 --> 01:16:58,390 I might not do everything great in my life, OK? 1407 01:16:58,557 --> 01:17:00,559 I'm not perfect. I'm not the best husband. 1408 01:17:00,726 --> 01:17:03,061 And I'm sorry if I wasn't the best father. 1409 01:17:05,022 --> 01:17:06,607 But I'm good at this. 1410 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:10,235 And I wanna share this with you. 1411 01:17:10,402 --> 01:17:12,571 I wanna teach you what I learned. 1412 01:17:12,738 --> 01:17:15,532 I get to touch people's lives with what I do. 1413 01:17:16,575 --> 01:17:18,702 And it keeps me going, andl love it 1414 01:17:19,745 --> 01:17:22,497 And I think if you give it a shot, you might love it too. 1415 01:17:22,664 --> 01:17:24,207 Yes, Chef. 1416 01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,169 Now, should we have served that sandwich? 1417 01:17:27,336 --> 01:17:29,129 No, Chef. 1418 01:17:30,505 --> 01:17:32,925 That's my son. Get back in there. We got some hungry people. 1419 01:17:33,008 --> 01:17:34,551 He's ready to cook! 1420 01:17:36,094 --> 01:17:37,846 - We did good, man. - We did good. 1421 01:17:38,013 --> 01:17:40,349 - We got something here. - I say we stick with the traditional menu. 1422 01:17:40,474 --> 01:17:42,434 - We don't get too fancy. - We'll get some yucca fries. 1423 01:17:42,559 --> 01:17:44,937 - We got the fryer. - That's classic. Another beer, boss? 1424 01:17:44,937 --> 01:17:46,605 - No, I'm good. - Alright. 1425 01:17:50,442 --> 01:17:51,944 Here you go, little man. 1426 01:17:52,110 --> 01:17:53,654 You sure? 1427 01:17:55,447 --> 01:17:57,366 Is this beer? 1428 01:17:57,532 --> 01:17:59,451 No, of course not. I would never hand you beer. 1429 01:17:59,618 --> 01:18:02,287 - That's cerveza. - I'm 10. I can't have beer. 1430 01:18:02,454 --> 01:18:06,500 You're not 10. You're kitchen staff. Kitchen staff doesn't have an age. 1431 01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:08,669 Dad? 1432 01:18:08,794 --> 01:18:10,379 You can have a sip. 1433 01:18:13,257 --> 01:18:14,633 "Huh? 1434 01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:16,301 - Like piss, right? - Worse. 1435 01:18:16,426 --> 01:18:18,387 You remember that when your friends offer you a beer. 1436 01:18:18,512 --> 01:18:20,055 - I figure we go to South Beach... - Mm-hm. 1437 01:18:20,222 --> 01:18:22,432 ...stake out the truck a little bit, get the menu straight. 1438 01:18:22,557 --> 01:18:24,893 Then after we're really confident we got something good, 1439 01:18:24,893 --> 01:18:26,019 then we drive back to LA. 1440 01:18:26,144 --> 01:18:27,980 And hit a few extra cities on the way? 1441 01:18:28,146 --> 01:18:29,523 Why not? 1442 01:18:29,648 --> 01:18:31,733 - Can I come? - Can you come? 1443 01:18:31,900 --> 01:18:33,569 - Come where? - On the trip. 1444 01:18:33,735 --> 01:18:35,654 This isn't a trip. We're just driving the truck back. 1445 01:18:35,821 --> 01:18:38,407 You're flying first class with Mommy with all the divorce money. 1446 01:18:38,448 --> 01:18:40,284 Yeah, but you're stopping in cities. 1447 01:18:40,409 --> 01:18:42,578 - Yeah, but you got school. - I'm on break. 1448 01:18:43,579 --> 01:18:44,997 I don't know. 1449 01:18:45,122 --> 01:18:46,915 Martin, I like your mojo. 1450 01:18:47,082 --> 01:18:49,042 - Hey, don't work me. - Oh, you hitting Martin? 1451 01:18:49,209 --> 01:18:51,169 - You're working Martin? - Working me like that. 1452 01:18:51,295 --> 01:18:53,297 - He's ice-cold. - He knows my soft spot, though. 1453 01:18:53,338 --> 01:18:54,464 He likes your mojo. 1454 01:18:54,590 --> 01:18:56,341 - He got me, man. - We'll talk to your mom. 1455 01:18:56,508 --> 01:18:58,260 - We'll see what she says. - I already did. 1456 01:18:58,260 --> 01:18:59,845 - She's cool with it. - Look at that. 1457 01:19:00,012 --> 01:19:01,513 He's not... He's 10, he's got a phone. 1458 01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:03,932 Good for you. Good for you, man. Get things done. 1459 01:19:06,476 --> 01:19:08,604 Why not? Why not? Bring him along. 1460 01:19:08,770 --> 01:19:10,689 So I'm going? 1461 01:19:10,856 --> 01:19:12,774 Yeah. 1462 01:19:12,941 --> 01:19:15,110 - Yeah, you can come. - I gotta go to the bathroom. 1463 01:19:15,277 --> 01:19:17,029 Go by the backhoe. 1464 01:19:18,697 --> 01:19:20,490 You want me to take a poop over there? 1465 01:19:20,616 --> 01:19:22,034 Hey, Carl. Carl, check it out. 1466 01:19:22,159 --> 01:19:23,702 I'll drop you guys off at the hotel, 1467 01:19:23,869 --> 01:19:26,288 and in the morning, you go get the rest of the ingredients, 1468 01:19:26,330 --> 01:19:28,916 stock up on stuff, and I'll put a coat of paint on this. 1469 01:19:29,041 --> 01:19:31,001 Don't bother painting. We'll paint it when we get back. 1470 01:19:31,126 --> 01:19:33,337 - It looks fine like this. - No, man. This is on me. 1471 01:19:33,462 --> 01:19:35,672 My cousin knows a guy. I'm gonna hook it up. Alright? 1472 01:19:35,797 --> 01:19:37,215 OK. 1473 01:20:00,822 --> 01:20:02,866 Who's hungry? Huh? 1474 01:20:02,991 --> 01:20:05,786 If you change your mind, you call me and I'll go get you anywhere. 1475 01:20:05,911 --> 01:20:07,788 Come on. Let's sell sandwiches, baby! 1476 01:20:10,916 --> 01:20:12,960 - OK, call me. - Come on, buddy. 1477 01:20:13,085 --> 01:20:15,212 Cuidado. 1478 01:20:15,337 --> 01:20:17,047 - Call me. - I will. 1479 01:20:53,208 --> 01:20:55,168 Alright, buddy, I need you to get me a crowd. 1480 01:20:55,294 --> 01:20:57,045 - Yes, Chef. You know it. - Alright. 1481 01:20:57,212 --> 01:21:00,048 Step right up. 1482 01:21:00,173 --> 01:21:01,842 Best Cuban food in all of South Beach. 1483 01:21:01,967 --> 01:21:03,552 Come on, don't be afraid. Step up! 1484 01:21:03,719 --> 01:21:07,514 If you need it more authentic, you can swim 90 miles that way. 1485 01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:13,312 If you can pronounce it, we can make it. 1486 01:21:13,478 --> 01:21:16,565 Arroz con pollo, yuca frita. 1487 01:21:16,732 --> 01:21:19,318 OK, four media noches coming up. 1488 01:21:19,443 --> 01:21:21,111 Cubano. 1489 01:21:21,236 --> 01:21:23,030 - You got it? - I got four ready over here. 1490 01:21:23,155 --> 01:21:24,740 - Yucca fries, plantas was you? - Yeah. 1491 01:21:24,823 --> 01:21:26,575 Here we go. Thank you. Thanks for your patience. 1492 01:21:26,700 --> 01:21:29,161 - Who needs a little bit more? - We got four Cubano all day. 1493 01:21:29,244 --> 01:21:31,455 - Four Cubano all day. - Hey, this one's not ready, OK? 1494 01:21:31,622 --> 01:21:33,540 - I'm buttering that one. - I got it. I got it. 1495 01:21:33,707 --> 01:21:34,791 - Crap! - Yucca! 1496 01:21:34,917 --> 01:21:36,668 - One frites for you. - I burned my finger. 1497 01:21:36,710 --> 01:21:38,003 - You OK? - Mm-hm. 1498 01:21:38,170 --> 01:21:39,671 - You wanna keep going or stop? - Keep going. 1499 01:21:39,796 --> 01:21:41,381 - OK, keep going, keep going. - Go, little man. 1500 01:21:41,506 --> 01:21:43,592 Help him with that banana ketchup and yucca fries. 1501 01:21:43,717 --> 01:21:45,218 Go with the chile, the chile vinegar. 1502 01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:46,929 - Good job. - Hold on one second. 1503 01:21:47,054 --> 01:21:48,555 - It's coming. - Is that enough? 1504 01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:50,265 That's perfect. Here you go. 1505 01:21:50,432 --> 01:21:52,726 - How's the yucca frita? - It's perfect. 1506 01:22:10,702 --> 01:22:12,579 Step aside, step aside. 1507 01:22:12,704 --> 01:22:14,706 Thank you. 1508 01:22:14,873 --> 01:22:16,250 Who's in charge here? 1509 01:22:16,375 --> 01:22:18,877 Um, uh, me. What do you need, sir? 1510 01:22:19,044 --> 01:22:20,963 - I need to talk to you on the side. - OK. 1511 01:22:21,129 --> 01:22:24,091 - On the side, please. Right away. - I got you. I got it, I got it. 1512 01:22:26,885 --> 01:22:31,348 Alright, alright. Relax, relax. Keep it down. Keep it down. 1513 01:22:31,473 --> 01:22:33,976 Hang on, guys. Come on. Hang on, hang on. 1514 01:22:34,142 --> 01:22:35,602 Hang on, hang on. 1515 01:22:35,727 --> 01:22:38,105 - Need to see a permit. - Permit, yeah, we got it. 1516 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,903 Should be good. 1517 01:22:45,070 --> 01:22:47,864 Yeah, permit's good. You're just not good to sell here right now. 1518 01:22:48,031 --> 01:22:50,659 OK, alright. Thank you. So just, what, a half-mile down the road? 1519 01:22:50,742 --> 01:22:53,245 Yeah. As long as you're not right on South Beach, you're OK. 1520 01:22:53,328 --> 01:22:55,163 - No problem. Sorry about that. - Hey... 1521 01:22:56,164 --> 01:22:58,750 Aren't you the lava cake guy? 1522 01:22:58,917 --> 01:23:02,087 - Uh, yeah, from the internet. - Yeah. 1523 01:23:02,254 --> 01:23:04,715 Yeah. 1524 01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,259 My kid and I saw you on 'Tosh.0'. You were hilarious. 1525 01:23:07,384 --> 01:23:09,678 Thanks. OK, great. 1526 01:23:09,845 --> 01:23:11,096 - That was hilarious. - OK. 1527 01:23:11,263 --> 01:23:14,308 Hey, can I get a quick picture with you for my kid? 1528 01:23:14,433 --> 01:23:15,976 - For my kid. - Sure. 1529 01:23:16,143 --> 01:23:17,769 - Yeah. - Hey, you know how to work this? 1530 01:23:17,853 --> 01:23:20,355 - Hey, Martin, help me out. - What is that, a flat-screen TV? 1531 01:23:20,397 --> 01:23:22,900 Hold on a second. Let me unlock it for you real quick. 1532 01:23:24,943 --> 01:23:26,820 Hang on. We're gonna move it down the road. 1533 01:23:26,945 --> 01:23:28,697 It's hard to use other people's technology. 1534 01:23:28,739 --> 01:23:30,574 - Big one. - Arm around you? Is that good? 1535 01:23:30,741 --> 01:23:32,701 - Yeah. Yeah. - Alright, how do I... What do I press? 1536 01:23:32,868 --> 01:23:34,620 Just touch the... Tap the screen first. Hold on. 1537 01:23:34,786 --> 01:23:36,538 - OK. - Let me make sure it's not on video. 1538 01:23:36,705 --> 01:23:39,458 It's on... Yeah, it's on. And then put on camera. There we go. Yeah. 1539 01:23:39,625 --> 01:23:40,876 Alright. Get together. 1540 01:23:41,043 --> 01:23:42,836 You have to tap the centre of the screen, 1541 01:23:42,961 --> 01:23:45,756 and when you see a box, make sure the box is around our head. 1542 01:23:45,923 --> 01:23:47,299 - OK. - Whatever you're shooting's in the box. 1543 01:23:47,466 --> 01:23:49,217 - Just take the fucking picture, OK? - I got it. 1544 01:23:49,384 --> 01:23:51,094 - There we go. - Thanks. Let's take the... 1545 01:23:51,219 --> 01:23:53,055 Oh, and your finger's in front of the camera. 1546 01:23:53,138 --> 01:23:54,598 - Sorry, sorry! - Good. Great. 1547 01:23:54,765 --> 01:23:56,141 - I got it. - OK. Thank you. 1548 01:23:56,308 --> 01:23:58,060 - Alright. Thank you. - Thank you, Officer. 1549 01:23:58,060 --> 01:24:00,896 Hey, can I just take a picture up there in the kitchen? 1550 01:24:01,021 --> 01:24:03,190 - On the truck? - That'd be great, yeah. 1551 01:24:03,315 --> 01:24:04,650 - Got it. - And good. OK. 1552 01:24:04,816 --> 01:24:06,777 Can I take one pressing a sandwich or something? 1553 01:24:06,902 --> 01:24:08,570 - Got it. - Good? OK. -Alright. 1554 01:24:08,737 --> 01:24:11,156 Can we do one more where... with 'Lady and the Tramp' - 1555 01:24:11,323 --> 01:24:13,533 you know, you're biting one end, I'm biting the other? 1556 01:24:13,533 --> 01:24:15,202 - Come on, you can do this. - OK. 1557 01:24:36,181 --> 01:24:38,392 You got it? You got it? Go. 1558 01:24:41,103 --> 01:24:42,646 I think I missed the exit. 1559 01:24:52,364 --> 01:24:53,991 Oww! 1560 01:25:04,543 --> 01:25:06,920 What the hell are you doing? You sending pictures to Morn? 1561 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:09,089 - I'm posting a Vine. - A Vine? What's a Vine? 1562 01:25:09,214 --> 01:25:11,550 It's a video. Look. 1563 01:25:11,717 --> 01:25:13,635 Hey, come on, man! Get that out of my face. 1564 01:25:13,802 --> 01:25:16,054 - Seriously. - Christ. 1565 01:25:16,221 --> 01:25:18,890 - It's only six seconds. - Who'd make a video six seconds? 1566 01:25:19,057 --> 01:25:21,310 - A six-second video. - Can you believe this generation? 1567 01:25:21,393 --> 01:25:23,687 Unbelievable, man. Little attention. ADHD. 1568 01:25:23,812 --> 01:25:25,731 - ADHD is right. - That's nothing. 1569 01:25:25,898 --> 01:25:28,317 I've also been shooting these videos - one second every day. 1570 01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:30,235 One-second videos? Now you're joking with me. 1571 01:25:30,319 --> 01:25:31,904 No. You edit 'em all together. 1572 01:25:32,070 --> 01:25:33,572 One second of every day. 1573 01:25:33,739 --> 01:25:35,991 And then you cut 'em together and watch it. It's cool. 1574 01:25:36,158 --> 01:25:38,827 OK, enough with the virtual world. How about something real? 1575 01:25:38,994 --> 01:25:40,495 Who wants to stop at Disney World? 1576 01:25:40,621 --> 01:25:43,206 - Oh, yeah, I do. - Disney World? That's real? 1577 01:25:43,332 --> 01:25:45,083 We shouldn't stop till we hit New Orleans. 1578 01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:47,085 - Hey! Hey, that IS your son. - That's my boy. 1579 01:25:47,252 --> 01:25:49,463 A kid who'd rather go to New Orleans than Disney World. 1580 01:25:49,588 --> 01:25:51,089 Now I've seen everything. 1581 01:25:51,131 --> 01:25:52,674 I can't wait to try my first beignet. 1582 01:25:52,758 --> 01:25:55,510 Every other person you say 'New Orleans' to thinks jazz and voodoo. 1583 01:25:55,552 --> 01:25:56,595 Yeah, he thinks... 1584 01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:59,348 - Your kid thinks doughnuts. - Doughnuts. Yeah, I know. 1585 01:25:59,348 --> 01:26:01,892 I like that. Alright, New Orleans. 1586 01:26:28,794 --> 01:26:30,921 What are you doing? 1587 01:26:31,046 --> 01:26:33,924 Dude, I'm putting a little cornstarch on my werewolves, man. 1588 01:26:34,049 --> 01:26:35,509 It's too humid down here. 1589 01:26:37,803 --> 01:26:39,846 Dad.Dad. 1590 01:26:40,013 --> 01:26:41,306 - Wake up. - What? 1591 01:26:41,473 --> 01:26:43,558 Martin's putting cornstarch on his balls. 1592 01:26:45,060 --> 01:26:46,853 You putting cornstarch on your balls? 1593 01:26:46,979 --> 01:26:48,563 Yes, sir. 1594 01:26:49,731 --> 01:26:51,316 Let me get some? 1595 01:27:01,827 --> 01:27:04,663 Want some? 1596 01:27:04,830 --> 01:27:06,373 Here. 1597 01:27:07,624 --> 01:27:09,001 It's like baby powder. 1598 01:27:09,167 --> 01:27:10,669 Put it on your nuts. 1599 01:27:13,255 --> 01:27:15,424 - it's nice, right? - Nice. 1600 01:27:15,549 --> 01:27:17,092 What's good is in the morning, 1601 01:27:17,259 --> 01:27:19,344 you could dip your nuts in oil and make hushpuppies. 1602 01:27:50,542 --> 01:27:53,128 Alright, come on. Come on. 1603 01:27:53,295 --> 01:27:55,422 Out. 1604 01:27:55,589 --> 01:27:57,716 Alright, backing up. 1605 01:27:57,883 --> 01:27:59,927 Come on, come on. 1606 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:03,305 OK, watch out, baby-cakes. 1607 01:28:05,015 --> 01:28:06,433 OK. 1608 01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:08,185 Whoo! 1609 01:28:09,186 --> 01:28:11,396 Nice driving skills, huh? 1610 01:28:11,563 --> 01:28:13,482 - I'm getting the hang of this thing. - I'm telling ya. 1611 01:28:13,649 --> 01:28:15,567 - Alright, I'm taking my kid for a walk. - Yeah. 1612 01:28:15,609 --> 01:28:17,527 Oh, nice. I get promoted to sous-chef. 1613 01:28:17,653 --> 01:28:19,613 - But I gotta do all the hard work? - Yeah. Thanks. 1614 01:28:19,738 --> 01:28:21,573 - Thank you. - Where are we, Bourbon Street? 1615 01:28:21,573 --> 01:28:23,825 Nah, this is Frenchman Street. Bourbon's for tourists. 1616 01:28:23,992 --> 01:28:25,953 We're in the Marigny. Come with me. 1617 01:28:27,829 --> 01:28:29,331 - Where we going? - Just come. 1618 01:28:29,498 --> 01:28:30,916 Come on. French Quarter. 1619 01:28:31,917 --> 01:28:34,670 We're going to Café Du Monde. 1620 01:28:36,004 --> 01:28:38,090 You ever heard of Café Du Monde? 1621 01:28:38,257 --> 01:28:40,342 Is this the beignet place? 1622 01:28:51,103 --> 01:28:53,939 You ready? We drove a long way for these. 1623 01:28:55,607 --> 01:28:57,025 Here we go. 1624 01:28:57,150 --> 01:28:58,735 Eat it slow. 1625 01:28:58,860 --> 01:29:01,113 You're never gonna have your first beignet ever again. 1626 01:29:01,113 --> 01:29:02,531 Pretty cool. 1627 01:29:02,698 --> 01:29:05,325 - It's cool, right? You like it? - Mm-hm. 1628 01:29:05,492 --> 01:29:07,703 They don't taste like this anywhere else in the world. 1629 01:29:08,662 --> 01:29:11,081 - So, what else you gotta buy? - Nothing. 1630 01:29:11,248 --> 01:29:12,791 Not anything for work? 1631 01:29:12,958 --> 01:29:14,543 Nope. 1632 01:29:14,710 --> 01:29:16,587 - Really? - Nah. 1633 01:29:16,712 --> 01:29:18,630 Just wanted to get some beignets with you. 1634 01:29:18,797 --> 01:29:20,340 Cool. 1635 01:29:21,383 --> 01:29:22,926 I like New Orleans. 1636 01:29:23,051 --> 01:29:25,137 I like New Orleans too. 1637 01:29:25,304 --> 01:29:28,765 - Somebody ate my body. - I didn't brush my teeth. 1638 01:29:28,932 --> 01:29:31,435 This is what happens to you when you don't brush your teeth. 1639 01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:34,104 - Dude, dude! Where were you, man? - What? I went shopping. 1640 01:29:34,229 --> 01:29:36,231 - You went shopping? - I called you, man. I texted you. 1641 01:29:36,398 --> 01:29:37,900 - We got beignets. - Where the hell were you? 1642 01:29:38,066 --> 01:29:40,611 - You got beignets? I've been calling. - We got some beets for the truck. 1643 01:29:40,736 --> 01:29:42,863 - Why didn't you answer your phone? - My phone was on vibrate. 1644 01:29:43,030 --> 01:29:45,115 - You put your phone on vibrate. - Chill out. What's the big... 1645 01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:46,992 - I'm sorry. - Chill out? Just take a look. 1646 01:29:47,075 --> 01:29:48,994 Take a look. Please take a look. 1647 01:29:54,666 --> 01:29:56,043 - Is that for us? - That's for us. 1648 01:29:56,168 --> 01:29:59,004 - That whole line's for us? - Can you believe that? 1649 01:29:59,171 --> 01:30:00,547 Oh, my God! 1650 01:30:00,714 --> 01:30:02,633 Alright, so, I guess we gotta cook some food. 1651 01:30:02,799 --> 01:30:04,968 - We gotta cook some food. - Alright, so you good with prep? 1652 01:30:05,093 --> 01:30:06,637 - Yes, sir. - We're gonna get through this. 1653 01:30:06,762 --> 01:30:08,138 - You ready? - I'm ready, boss. 1654 01:30:08,263 --> 01:30:09,640 - OK. Buy me five minutes. - Yes, sir. 1655 01:30:09,765 --> 01:30:11,934 Could you give us five minutes, please? Five minutes. 1656 01:30:11,975 --> 01:30:13,769 We'll be right there in five more minutes. 1657 01:30:13,936 --> 01:30:16,355 Got everything... Plancha's... Everything's hot. 1658 01:30:16,521 --> 01:30:19,191 - Oil's hot. You got everything ready. - Yes, sir. 1659 01:30:19,358 --> 01:30:20,734 You are a superstar! 1660 01:30:20,859 --> 01:30:23,153 - You are a superstar. - Thank you. Thank you, sir. 1661 01:30:23,278 --> 01:30:26,490 Oh! And how'd you get that crowd? You got a huge crowd outside. 1662 01:30:26,615 --> 01:30:29,409 I didn't. I just came back from shopping, there was this long line. 1663 01:30:29,409 --> 01:30:31,703 - I thought it was a mistake. - I tweeted it. 1664 01:30:31,870 --> 01:30:33,664 - You what? - What'd you do? 1665 01:30:34,957 --> 01:30:38,377 I tweeted the picture on your account and then geotagged it. Look. 1666 01:30:38,543 --> 01:30:40,379 Wait, man, you did... you did what? You geo... 1667 01:30:40,545 --> 01:30:43,298 I tagged it so they can mark us on their maps. 1668 01:30:43,465 --> 01:30:45,509 Look at those pictures. 1669 01:30:45,634 --> 01:30:47,052 How'd you... What'd you... 1670 01:30:47,177 --> 01:30:48,595 - These pictures are from here. - Mm-hm. 1671 01:30:48,720 --> 01:30:50,305 How'd you get those pictures from here? 1672 01:30:50,347 --> 01:30:51,932 When I was going to Café Du Monde. 1673 01:30:52,057 --> 01:30:53,934 - And you put it online? - Mm-hm. 1674 01:30:54,059 --> 01:30:55,894 You're a genius, kid. 1675 01:30:56,019 --> 01:30:58,397 You're the reason everybody's here. You know that? 1676 01:30:58,564 --> 01:31:01,024 You're my new head of marketing. Thank you. 1677 01:31:01,191 --> 01:31:02,901 Alright, so, I'm gonna hit the chalkboard. 1678 01:31:03,068 --> 01:31:06,071 You walk him through the prep on the po' boys and get the plancha going. 1679 01:31:06,238 --> 01:31:08,240 Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. Jefecito. 1680 01:31:08,407 --> 01:31:10,534 You butter the plancha, son, alright? 1681 01:31:10,659 --> 01:31:13,245 I got this. Percy, look. Whoo! 1682 01:31:13,412 --> 01:31:16,081 Yes, sir. 1683 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:20,794 Single file, y'all. Right here. 1684 01:31:20,919 --> 01:31:24,840 0-8? There you go. Thank you very much. Napkins are down there. 1685 01:31:25,007 --> 01:31:27,134 - Another beignet coming up. - Hang on a second. 1686 01:31:27,259 --> 01:31:29,094 - Number seven. - There you go, two more. 1687 01:31:29,261 --> 01:31:30,637 Cubano coming up. 1688 01:31:30,762 --> 01:31:34,016 Hang on, one second. He's my kid. He's just learning. 1689 01:31:34,182 --> 01:31:36,310 - Put you on the Twitter? - Watch your back. 1690 01:31:36,435 --> 01:31:37,769 That's my kid. He did all that. 1691 01:31:37,936 --> 01:31:40,439 - More beignets. - How's that po' boy coming? 1692 01:31:40,606 --> 01:31:42,482 - It's coming up with shrimp. - Alright. 1693 01:31:42,608 --> 01:31:44,860 It's worth the wait, I promise. 1694 01:32:22,564 --> 01:32:25,442 ♪ Baby 1695 01:32:25,567 --> 01:32:28,153 ♪ I'm hot just like an oven 1696 01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:30,906 ♪ I need some lovin' 1697 01:32:31,073 --> 01:32:34,826 ♪ And, baby 1698 01:32:34,993 --> 01:32:37,537 ♪ I can't hold it much longer 1699 01:32:37,663 --> 01:32:40,624 ♪ It's getting stronger and stronger 1700 01:32:40,749 --> 01:32:45,128 ♪ And when I get that feelin', I want sexual healing 1701 01:32:45,254 --> 01:32:50,133 ♪ Sexual healing is good for me 1702 01:32:50,259 --> 01:32:53,804 ♪ Makes me feel so fine 1703 01:32:54,930 --> 01:32:58,016 ♪ Helps to relieve my mind 1704 01:32:58,183 --> 01:32:59,226 ♪ Yeah 1705 01:32:59,351 --> 01:33:03,772 ♪ Sexual healing, baby, is good for me 1706 01:33:03,939 --> 01:33:08,694 ♪ Sexual healing is something that's good for me 1707 01:33:08,860 --> 01:33:13,156 ♪ Whenever blue teardrops are falling 1708 01:33:13,282 --> 01:33:18,036 ♪ And my emotional stability is leaving me 1709 01:33:18,203 --> 01:33:21,415 ♪ There is something I can do 1710 01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:26,670 ♪ I can get on the telephone and call you up, baby 1711 01:33:26,795 --> 01:33:31,842 ♪ Honey, I know you'll be there to relieve me 1712 01:33:31,967 --> 01:33:35,345 ♪ The love you give to me will... ♪ 1713 01:33:35,470 --> 01:33:37,306 Jefe, jefe. It says 'sold out', man. 1714 01:33:37,472 --> 01:33:40,058 We should be good. I think they're holding for us. 1715 01:33:41,810 --> 01:33:43,186 - Hey, Benji. - Hey. 1716 01:33:43,312 --> 01:33:45,689 - We got here as fast as we could. - Hopefully we're still good. 1717 01:33:45,814 --> 01:33:48,066 - You got anything for me? - Gotta check with the man. 1718 01:33:48,066 --> 01:33:49,318 - In the back. - OK, thanks. 1719 01:33:49,484 --> 01:33:51,028 What's up, killer? 1720 01:33:54,573 --> 01:33:57,117 - Hey, Aaron. - What's up, Carl? 1721 01:33:57,242 --> 01:33:58,577 - How you doing? - How you doing? 1722 01:33:58,744 --> 01:34:00,120 Driving all night. Doing good. 1723 01:34:00,245 --> 01:34:01,914 - You still got the stuff? - Let's do it. 1724 01:34:01,955 --> 01:34:03,457 Oh. He's got the stuff. 1725 01:34:03,582 --> 01:34:07,210 - What is this place? - This is Texas OG barbecue. 1726 01:34:07,336 --> 01:34:10,839 These guys gotta stay up all night and stoke those fires low and slow. 1727 01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:13,550 Oh, man, that's gorgeous. 1728 01:34:14,676 --> 01:34:17,137 - So how many can I get? - I guess four. 1729 01:34:17,262 --> 01:34:18,639 - I'll take it. - Alright. 1730 01:34:18,764 --> 01:34:20,390 Whoo! 1731 01:34:21,516 --> 01:34:23,226 - Nice. - Oh, yeah. 1732 01:34:23,352 --> 01:34:25,771 Yeah. Oh, there we go. 1733 01:34:27,606 --> 01:34:29,441 Oh, oh! 1734 01:34:29,608 --> 01:34:31,693 - Oh, man. - Mmm! 1735 01:34:31,860 --> 01:34:34,154 Mmm. We should get some sliders. 1736 01:34:34,279 --> 01:34:36,031 - Wow. - We should do sliders, man. 1737 01:34:36,073 --> 01:34:38,242 - Oh, my God. - We get some King's Hawaiian bread. 1738 01:34:38,367 --> 01:34:39,785 - Mm-hm. - Pickle, barbecue sauce. 1739 01:34:39,952 --> 01:34:42,537 What if we swapped this out for the pork in the media noche? 1740 01:34:42,704 --> 01:34:45,374 - What do you think about that? - Swap this for the pork shoulder? 1741 01:34:45,457 --> 01:34:46,959 - Make, like, an Austin Midnight. - I like that. 1742 01:34:47,125 --> 01:34:49,044 - That's hot. I like that. - That is hot, baby. 1743 01:34:49,044 --> 01:34:51,380 Let me get one more of these. You should check this out. 1744 01:34:51,546 --> 01:34:53,465 - Just let me cut right through. - Mmm. 1745 01:34:53,632 --> 01:34:55,467 - Save it, dog. - I know. We're gonna save it. 1746 01:34:55,550 --> 01:34:57,302 - Use it all up, man. - I'll give you half. 1747 01:34:57,469 --> 01:35:00,389 - Know you can't eat your own supply. - Put it away after this. 1748 01:35:17,406 --> 01:35:20,242 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh 1749 01:35:20,409 --> 01:35:23,245 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh 1750 01:35:23,412 --> 01:35:29,001 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh 1751 01:35:29,167 --> 01:35:30,877 ♪ Yeah 1752 01:35:31,003 --> 01:35:36,091 ♪ Travis County took my picture but, no, I didn't smile 1753 01:35:37,092 --> 01:35:42,723 ♪ They told me I was gonna be here for a pretty long while 1754 01:35:42,848 --> 01:35:45,309 ♪ One day, I was walking down the street 1755 01:35:45,434 --> 01:35:48,645 ♪ When I should've been walking down the hall... ♪ 1756 01:35:48,770 --> 01:35:51,356 - Six sliders all day. - 69's coming up. 1757 01:35:51,523 --> 01:35:54,151 Ah! One is coming up. 1758 01:35:56,028 --> 01:35:57,613 Media noche, Texas. 1759 01:35:57,779 --> 01:36:00,449 - Whoo! - This is getting murdered. 1760 01:36:00,616 --> 01:36:02,534 You got that three media noches coming up? 1761 01:36:02,701 --> 01:36:03,911 Alright. 1762 01:36:04,036 --> 01:36:07,539 Order 65 and 66. 1763 01:36:07,706 --> 01:36:10,167 - I got po' boy right here. - One sec. 1764 01:36:10,292 --> 01:36:11,793 - You got the transfer pan? - Cubano. 1765 01:36:11,877 --> 01:36:13,879 Thank you. Good. Hey, your phone's ringing, Percy. 1766 01:36:13,921 --> 01:36:15,756 Sorry. 1767 01:36:18,467 --> 01:36:20,385 - Hey, Mom. - Where are you? 1768 01:36:20,552 --> 01:36:22,888 - I'm in Austin. - Are you OK? 1769 01:36:23,055 --> 01:36:24,806 - I'm great. - How's your daddy? 1770 01:36:24,973 --> 01:36:26,850 Here, talk to him. 1771 01:36:26,975 --> 01:36:28,393 - Hi, Inez. - Hi. 1772 01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:31,230 - You want me to pick him up? - No, you're a thousand miles away. 1773 01:36:31,313 --> 01:36:33,899 It's OK. I can go get on a plane and pick him up. 1774 01:36:34,066 --> 01:36:36,068 - No, it's fine. He's doing great. - "I miss him. 1775 01:36:36,109 --> 01:36:38,111 "I want you to come home. I love him." 1776 01:36:38,237 --> 01:36:41,365 He's fine. He's got a couple of burns and two stitches from a paring knife. 1777 01:36:41,490 --> 01:36:43,492 Please, I'm serious. Let me go and pick him up. 1778 01:36:43,659 --> 01:36:45,369 You know your son's a cook now? 1779 01:36:45,494 --> 01:36:47,663 - I'm a line cook. - He's a line cook. 1780 01:36:47,829 --> 01:36:49,206 Be careful! 1781 01:36:49,331 --> 01:36:50,916 I'll have him home in time for school. 1782 01:36:50,999 --> 01:36:53,585 - And you? Are you OK? - I'm amazing! 1783 01:36:53,752 --> 01:36:57,673 "Oh, you're so sexy in that bandana. I want your big platanos." 1784 01:36:57,839 --> 01:37:00,384 Looks here like you guys are having so much fun. 1785 01:37:00,509 --> 01:37:03,428 Alright, give me one second. Did you know your son could work a grill? 1786 01:37:03,428 --> 01:37:04,846 - I had beer. - What did he say? 1787 01:37:05,013 --> 01:37:07,391 Stop. Stop, stop. He says he misses you. 1788 01:37:07,516 --> 01:37:09,309 Aww, tell him I love him. 1789 01:37:09,434 --> 01:37:11,937 - Dad got me a knife. - He says, "I love you." 1790 01:37:12,104 --> 01:37:14,481 - What? - "I love you!" 1791 01:37:14,606 --> 01:37:16,441 I love you too! 1792 01:37:19,945 --> 01:37:23,156 Tell... tell him, "I love you too." OK? 1793 01:37:24,950 --> 01:37:26,493 'Bye. 1794 01:37:28,287 --> 01:37:30,664 Alright, 70! 1795 01:37:30,789 --> 01:37:37,087 ♪ Every day and nothing seem to change 1796 01:37:37,212 --> 01:37:41,883 ♪ Everywhere I go, I keep seeing the same old thing 1797 01:37:42,050 --> 01:37:43,969 And l 1798 01:37:47,139 --> 01:37:49,016 ♪ I can't take it no more... ♪ 1799 01:37:51,393 --> 01:37:53,520 - Let's take a selfie. - A selfie? 1800 01:37:54,813 --> 01:37:56,940 Wait, let me do it with the flash. Hold on. 1801 01:38:00,652 --> 01:38:02,821 Oh, look at that. Email that to me, alright? 1802 01:38:03,822 --> 01:38:05,240 OK. 1803 01:38:05,407 --> 01:38:06,825 Mind if I post this? 1804 01:38:06,992 --> 01:38:10,078 - What is that, another Vine? - No, it's 'One Second Every Day' video. 1805 01:38:10,245 --> 01:38:11,622 Remember? 1806 01:38:11,747 --> 01:38:14,958 - It's the trip all cut together? - Oh, the little cuts of the thing? 1807 01:38:15,083 --> 01:38:16,668 - Mm-hm. - Yeah, just email it to me. 1808 01:38:16,835 --> 01:38:18,712 I'm sure it's fine. 1809 01:38:18,837 --> 01:38:22,633 Listen, I, uh... l want to talk to you about something. 1810 01:38:22,758 --> 01:38:24,593 Yeah? 1811 01:38:24,760 --> 01:38:28,347 I've had a really good time with you these last couple of weeks. 1812 01:38:28,513 --> 01:38:30,098 Me too. 1813 01:38:30,265 --> 01:38:31,808 And... 1814 01:38:32,851 --> 01:38:34,603 ...you've become a really good cook. 1815 01:38:35,604 --> 01:38:37,105 - Thanks, Dad. - Not just for a kid. 1816 01:38:37,189 --> 01:38:39,274 I mean, you're really good. You work really hard. 1817 01:38:39,441 --> 01:38:41,276 It's a big deal. 1818 01:38:41,443 --> 01:38:45,948 But we're gonna be home soon, and we're gonna get back to our lives, 1819 01:38:46,114 --> 01:38:47,866 and I'm gonna be really busy with the truck 1820 01:38:48,033 --> 01:38:50,077 and you're gonna be really busy with school. 1821 01:38:50,202 --> 01:38:52,079 But I can still work on the truck, right? 1822 01:38:52,204 --> 01:38:53,747 You said I was a good cook. 1823 01:38:53,872 --> 01:38:55,499 I'm... I'm sorry, Percy. 1824 01:38:55,624 --> 01:38:57,459 L...l just don't want you to be disappointed 1825 01:38:57,542 --> 01:38:59,503 when things go back to the way that they were. 1826 01:38:59,628 --> 01:39:01,672 I don't want it to go back to that. 1827 01:39:02,714 --> 01:39:04,675 I could work after school and on weekends. 1828 01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:06,593 I just want to be honest with you, OK? 1829 01:39:06,718 --> 01:39:10,305 I feel like I've let you down so much, and I didn't want to blindside you, 1830 01:39:10,472 --> 01:39:14,560 but the summer's gonna end and we're not gonna be doing this anymore. 1831 01:39:14,726 --> 01:39:16,144 OK? 1832 01:39:16,311 --> 01:39:18,188 OK. 1833 01:39:19,481 --> 01:39:22,359 But we had a lot of fun, and nobody could take away from us 1834 01:39:22,484 --> 01:39:24,486 what we experienced together, right? 1835 01:39:24,653 --> 01:39:26,780 And I feel like I really got to know you. 1836 01:39:30,075 --> 01:39:32,619 Alright. Let's watch the music. 1837 01:39:37,749 --> 01:39:40,210 ♪ Well, if things don't change around here 1838 01:39:41,253 --> 01:39:43,922 ♪ There ain't no use in me hanging right on 1839 01:39:44,923 --> 01:39:46,508 ♪ Hang around 1840 01:39:47,926 --> 01:39:50,137 ♪ But I'll be ready now 1841 01:39:52,097 --> 01:39:55,809 ♪ I'll be ready when my train pulls up 1842 01:39:59,688 --> 01:40:02,232 ♪ Well, I'll be ready now Yeah 1843 01:40:03,358 --> 01:40:06,528 ♪ I'll be ready when my train pulls in 1844 01:40:10,699 --> 01:40:13,744 ♪ I know my time ain't long around... ♪ 1845 01:40:13,869 --> 01:40:16,330 Alright, pal. Here we are. 1846 01:40:24,129 --> 01:40:26,048 - Be nice to be home. - Yep. 1847 01:40:26,214 --> 01:40:30,510 See your turtle, see your mommy, back to your room. 1848 01:40:30,636 --> 01:40:32,721 I'm really gonna miss you. 1849 01:40:37,893 --> 01:40:39,436 I'm gonna miss you too. 1850 01:40:39,561 --> 01:40:41,355 OK, but you'll stay with me in two weeks. 1851 01:40:41,480 --> 01:40:42,689 - OK? - Yeah. 1852 01:40:42,814 --> 01:40:44,733 - Whole weekend. - Did you post the video yet? 1853 01:40:44,816 --> 01:40:47,194 - I didn't look at it yet. Sorry. - Don't forget. 1854 01:40:47,319 --> 01:40:48,737 - I won't. - I'll resend it. 1855 01:40:48,904 --> 01:40:50,447 OK. 1856 01:40:56,411 --> 01:40:58,247 Come on. Mommy misses you. 1857 01:40:58,413 --> 01:41:00,040 Go. Go to Mommy. 1858 01:41:06,338 --> 01:41:07,923 Mwah! 1859 01:41:15,681 --> 01:41:17,474 'Bye. 1860 01:41:39,288 --> 01:41:40,789 Oh, shit. 1861 01:42:10,819 --> 01:42:12,487 - Wait a second. - ♪ Gonna make... ♪ 1862 01:42:12,654 --> 01:42:14,489 - Right, Dad? - See you next week. 1863 01:42:14,656 --> 01:42:16,491 - Put that thing away. - So I'm the nanny? 1864 01:42:16,658 --> 01:42:18,911 Here we go. 1865 01:42:21,663 --> 01:42:23,665 Hi. 1866 01:42:25,667 --> 01:42:27,711 - Look out. - Oh! 1867 01:42:29,671 --> 01:42:31,548 - Empingao. - Yeah! 1868 01:42:35,677 --> 01:42:37,554 - Park over there. - Miami! 1869 01:42:42,684 --> 01:42:44,102 Come on, get in. 1870 01:42:44,269 --> 01:42:46,521 Arroz con pollo. 1871 01:42:46,688 --> 01:42:48,649 I think I missed the exit. 1872 01:42:49,691 --> 01:42:51,693 Beignets. 1873 01:43:29,231 --> 01:43:30,857 - Hey, Dad. - Hi. 1874 01:43:30,983 --> 01:43:33,068 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 1875 01:43:33,235 --> 01:43:35,070 What's up? 1876 01:43:35,237 --> 01:43:38,407 Listen, I was... l was thinking, about what we were talking about. 1877 01:43:38,574 --> 01:43:39,950 Yeah? 1878 01:43:40,075 --> 01:43:42,661 And it's gotta be OK with Mom. Let me just say that first. 1879 01:43:42,828 --> 01:43:44,454 What are you talking about? 1880 01:43:46,498 --> 01:43:48,542 I could really use your help on the truck. 1881 01:43:52,337 --> 01:43:53,880 You there? 1882 01:43:54,006 --> 01:43:55,424 Yeah. 1883 01:43:55,591 --> 01:43:57,342 And it's only for the weekends and after school 1884 01:43:57,509 --> 01:43:59,011 after you're done with your homework, 1885 01:43:59,011 --> 01:44:00,762 and the money goes into your college fund. 1886 01:44:00,762 --> 01:44:02,139 OK. Does that sound good? 1887 01:44:02,264 --> 01:44:04,182 That sounds pretty good. 1888 01:44:04,349 --> 01:44:07,519 Mom! Dad wants me to cook on his truck! 1889 01:44:07,686 --> 01:44:09,688 No, really! He's on the phone. 1890 01:44:09,855 --> 01:44:13,066 Mom wants to talk to you. I think it's yes. Hang on. 1891 01:44:42,888 --> 01:44:44,473 Order 16. 16. 1892 01:44:44,640 --> 01:44:46,642 - 16. 16, here. - Thank you. 1893 01:44:48,310 --> 01:44:50,729 - 15. - Order up. Order up. Next! 1894 01:44:50,896 --> 01:44:53,065 Mole, two Cubanos, 1895 01:44:53,232 --> 01:44:54,733 and order 21, slider. 1896 01:44:54,900 --> 01:44:56,276 - Thank you. - 21? Thank you. 1897 01:44:56,401 --> 01:44:58,528 - There you go. I got yours coming. - Perfect. 15. 1898 01:44:58,654 --> 01:45:00,572 - Yes. - OK. Thank you. 1899 01:45:02,741 --> 01:45:04,326 There's no food for you here. 1900 01:45:04,493 --> 01:45:06,662 Could I speak to the chef for just a second, please? 1901 01:45:06,828 --> 01:45:08,372 The hell you will. 1902 01:45:10,666 --> 01:45:12,084 Can I talk to you? 1903 01:45:15,754 --> 01:45:17,839 Next! Next! 1904 01:45:23,929 --> 01:45:25,389 What exactly are you doing here? 1905 01:45:25,514 --> 01:45:27,516 I'm, uh... eating the food. I'm eating your food. 1906 01:45:27,599 --> 01:45:29,560 I thought my food was needy and cloying. 1907 01:45:29,685 --> 01:45:31,937 Well, I didn't think you'd want to serve me, 1908 01:45:32,104 --> 01:45:34,439 so I sent somebody else to pick it up. 1909 01:45:34,606 --> 01:45:38,235 What happened between us, that really knocked me for a loop. 1910 01:45:38,360 --> 01:45:42,531 I mean, you robbed me of my pride and my career and my dignity. 1911 01:45:42,698 --> 01:45:45,617 And I know people like you don't usually care about that kind of thing. 1912 01:45:45,784 --> 01:45:47,160 That's not necessarily true. 1913 01:45:47,286 --> 01:45:49,663 But you should know, it hurts people like me. 1914 01:45:49,788 --> 01:45:53,333 - 'Cause we're really trying. - You started a flame war with me. 1915 01:45:53,458 --> 01:45:55,669 Are you kidding me? I buy ink by the barrel, buddy. 1916 01:45:55,794 --> 01:45:57,629 What are you doing picking a fight with me? 1917 01:45:57,796 --> 01:45:59,381 I wouldn't challenge you to a cook-off. 1918 01:45:59,548 --> 01:46:01,383 I thought I was sending you a private message. 1919 01:46:01,466 --> 01:46:04,011 I didn't know that. I thought we were having fun. 1920 01:46:04,136 --> 01:46:07,472 It was theater. By the way, what the fuck were you cooking? 1921 01:46:07,639 --> 01:46:10,392 You totally shat the bed, buddy. How could I back that? 1922 01:46:10,559 --> 01:46:13,145 You were one of my early boys. 1923 01:46:13,312 --> 01:46:14,980 I had no control over the menu. 1924 01:46:15,147 --> 01:46:18,609 Whatever the case, OK? You seem to be cooking for yourself again. 1925 01:46:18,734 --> 01:46:21,069 Because this shit is sensational. 1926 01:46:21,236 --> 01:46:23,071 I mean, really, really good. 1927 01:46:23,238 --> 01:46:24,615 Thank you. 1928 01:46:24,740 --> 01:46:26,366 I'm not gonna write about it. 1929 01:46:26,491 --> 01:46:28,452 Yeah. I understand. 1930 01:46:28,577 --> 01:46:30,537 Because I'd like to back you. 1931 01:46:32,664 --> 01:46:34,082 Excuse me? 1932 01:46:34,249 --> 01:46:35,626 I wanna bankroll you, 1933 01:46:35,751 --> 01:46:38,253 and I can't write about anything I have a vested interest in. 1934 01:46:38,337 --> 01:46:40,088 I'm not sure I get what's going on here. 1935 01:46:40,255 --> 01:46:42,215 I sold my website for a whole lot of money 1936 01:46:42,341 --> 01:46:44,760 and I've just put in a bid on a place on Rose. 1937 01:46:44,927 --> 01:46:48,180 It's zoned, it's permitted. You could build it out however you like. 1938 01:46:48,347 --> 01:46:49,848 And you can cook whatever you like. 1939 01:46:50,015 --> 01:46:51,600 Take your time, think about it. 1940 01:46:51,767 --> 01:46:53,685 I wouldn't blame you for having a few trust issues, 1941 01:46:53,852 --> 01:46:55,229 but I just thought that, you know, 1942 01:46:55,354 --> 01:46:57,564 you and me burying the hatchet might be a good story. 1943 01:46:57,689 --> 01:46:59,399 Reservations out the door. 1944 01:46:59,524 --> 01:47:02,819 More importantly, you know, you just cook your ass off in there. 1945 01:47:02,945 --> 01:47:05,656 In the meantime, you just tweet me wherever you are 1946 01:47:05,781 --> 01:47:07,199 and I'll come running. 1947 01:47:07,366 --> 01:47:09,451 'Cause this shit's good. Alright? 1948 01:47:11,286 --> 01:47:12,663 Delicious! 1949 01:47:12,788 --> 01:47:14,373 Delicioso. 1950 01:47:15,540 --> 01:47:17,334 Mucho goods. 1951 01:47:17,459 --> 01:47:18,835 - Hey, jefe. - Yeah? 1952 01:47:18,961 --> 01:47:21,129 That was a lot of talking and you not punching him. 1953 01:47:21,296 --> 01:47:22,839 So, what'd that asshole say, huh? 1954 01:47:23,882 --> 01:47:26,301 I think that asshole might be our new partner. 1955 01:48:01,670 --> 01:48:03,213 Go, go! go' 90' 1956 01:52:32,941 --> 01:52:34,484 Thank you! 1957 01:52:34,610 --> 01:52:36,653 A mark. B mark. 1958 01:52:36,778 --> 01:52:38,739 Looks good. It looks good already. 1959 01:52:38,864 --> 01:52:41,366 The heat is right on. 1960 01:52:42,534 --> 01:52:44,328 - That's olive oil? - Yeah. 1961 01:52:44,453 --> 01:52:46,872 What are you grabbing over there? 1962 01:52:46,914 --> 01:52:48,457 You're grabbing all your cheese. 1963 01:52:49,708 --> 01:52:51,126 Yeah. 1964 01:52:51,293 --> 01:52:53,921 What are you doing there? Spreading it around or finding... 1965 01:52:54,046 --> 01:52:56,381 - Spreading it around. - What are you looking for there? 1966 01:52:56,381 --> 01:52:57,799 Heat. Heat. 1967 01:52:57,966 --> 01:52:59,676 So it doesn't burn? 1968 01:52:59,801 --> 01:53:03,096 - Where's the hottest spot? - Right here is the hot spot. 1969 01:53:03,222 --> 01:53:08,352 So you're controlling it all the time. You're always controlling. 1970 01:53:08,477 --> 01:53:10,145 And you're looking, you're looking. 1971 01:53:10,312 --> 01:53:14,483 As soon as you get your good colour... This is now where you start it. 1972 01:53:14,650 --> 01:53:18,111 You start to really build the sandwich itself. 1973 01:53:19,154 --> 01:53:20,989 A light scrape. 1974 01:53:21,990 --> 01:53:26,453 So you can see, the whole sandwich starts to evolve. 1975 01:53:26,578 --> 01:53:28,622 And, see, the cheese is starting to evolve too. 1976 01:53:28,747 --> 01:53:31,333 Yes, you can do it. There you go. 1977 01:53:31,500 --> 01:53:33,085 Getting in there. 1978 01:53:34,670 --> 01:53:36,255 You're almost... 1979 01:53:36,421 --> 01:53:37,923 Even now, as you get further, Jon, 1980 01:53:38,090 --> 01:53:39,800 you're getting in, like, assertive now. 1981 01:53:39,925 --> 01:53:42,511 You're changing... Even your grip's here. 1982 01:53:42,678 --> 01:53:44,429 - Mm-hm. - Changing your positions. 1983 01:53:44,596 --> 01:53:46,306 You're moving around. 1984 01:53:46,431 --> 01:53:49,268 But you're not too busy with it. You're... 1985 01:53:49,434 --> 01:53:52,104 You're precise, but then sometimes you step back. 1986 01:53:52,271 --> 01:53:54,523 - Nothing else exists except this. - Right. 1987 01:53:54,690 --> 01:53:58,360 This is the only thing that exists in this world right now. 1988 01:53:58,527 --> 01:54:00,779 And if you fuck this up, everything sucks in the world. 151123