All language subtitles for Bad.Company.1972.1080p.WEBRip.x264-KANIMAMBO

WHOA!

Man: ONE TO THE RIGHT,
ONE TO THE LEFT.

[ CLATTERING ]

GET HIM OVER THERE!

HEY! LET ME GO!
LET ME GO!

[ GRUNTING ]

LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

TAKE IT EASY.
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE
A MAN OUT OF YOU.

Man: WHOA!

ONE MAN AROUND THE BACK.

YOUR BOY WAS SUPPOSED TO
REPORT FOR CONSCRIPTION
THIS MORNING.

HIM AND ABOUT 10 OTHERS
NEVER SHOWED UP.

IT ISN'T RIGHT.
THIS FAMILY
HAS DONE ITS PART.

WE LOST OUR ELDEST
AT CHICKAMAUGA.

SERGEANT, LOOK HERE.
THIS IS ALL
THAT'S LEFT OF HIM.

HASN'T THIS FAMILY
SACRIFICED ENOUGH?

WELL, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THAT, MA'AM,

BUT THE LAW DON'T SAY NOTHING
EXCEPT EVERY ABLE-BODIED
MAN HAS GOT TO JOIN UP.

I JUST HAVE TO DO MY JOB.

HE ISN'T HERE.
I SWEAR IT.

CAN'T FIND HIDE NOR HAIR
OF HIM, SERGEANT.

DAVIS!

ALL RIGHT.
SEARCH THE BARN.

AND DON'T FORGET
THE PRIVY.

YOU KNOW,
IF I FIND HIM, MA'AM,
HE JUST GOES INTO THE ARMY.

BUT IF SOMEBODY ELSE
CATCHES HIM,

THEY'RE LIABLE TO HANG
THAT BOY OF YOURS.

STAY PUT AND DON'T MOVE
TILL I TELL YOU.

THEY MAY DECIDE TO COME BACK
AND LOOK SOME MORE.

Young man: MA?
Hmm?

CAN YOU SEE IF THEY GOT
FRED CHENNELWORTH?

YEAH, I'M AFRAID SO.
[ LAUGHING ]

DREW.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.
THEY'RE GONE.

NOW... WE AIN'T GOT
ANY TIME TO WASTE.
THE MINUTE YOU HIT SAINT JOE,

YOU GO RIGHT TO THE LAND OFFICE
AND BOOK ON
THE FIRST WAGON TRAIN

BOUND FOR VIRGINIA CITY.

ONCE YOU'RE OUT OF THE UNION,
THERE AIN'T NO WAY THEY CAN
GET YOU IN THAT DAMNED ARMY.

NOW HERE. THIS IS $100.
IT'S AS MUCH AS I COULD
DRAW OUT OF THE BANK.

JOE--
I DON'T NEED ALL THAT.

YOU JUST TAKE IT,
AND YOU WRITE REGULAR, HEAR?

YOU KEEP IN TOUCH.
AND ONCE THIS BLASTED
THING IS OVER,

WHY, WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.

YES, SIR.

WELL, I GUESS I BETTER
GO SADDLE UP DINAH.

OH, GIVE ME THIS.
WHAT A MESS.

YOU DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING

ABOUT PACKING, DO YOU?

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO

WITHOUT
YOUR POOR MOTHER TO--

MA.

NOW, DREW,
WHEN YOU GET TO A TOWN,

YOU SEEK OUT
THE METHODIST CHURCH

AND YOU ASK THE PREACHER

WHERE YOU CAN FIND
A GOOD, CHEAP MEAL.

MOST LIKELY,
HE'LL DIRECT YOU.

METHODISTS,
WE KNOW OUR FOOD.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

THAT'S YOUR FATHER.

GOOD-BYE, SON.
BYE, MA.

WAIT. TAKE THIS.

AND DON'T EVER FORGET
YOUR PRECIOUS BROTHER.

DON'T EVER FORGET HIM.

Drew: SEPTEMBER 30, 1863.

ARRIVED
IN SAINT JOSEPH, MISSOURI,

AFTER AN UNEVENTFUL TRIP.

I HAVE FOUND CLEAN LODGINGS
IN A RESPECTABLE HOTEL,

AND WILL NOW BOOK PASSAGE
ON A WAGON TRAIN GOING WEST,

WHERE I HOPE TO FLOURISH
IN MY CAREER.

THE SUN IS SHINING TODAY,

AND IT SEEMS TO BE
A SUITABLE SIGN

FOR MY HIGH EXPECTATIONS.

UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.

IS THIS LINE
ALL FOR THE WAGON TRAIN?

THANK YOU.

[ BABY CRYING ]

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

MORNING. HEY, YOU.
WHO, ME?

YOU NEW IN TOWN?
YES, I AM.

WHAT YOU RUNNING FROM?
RUNNING?

I WAS WATCHING YOU
WHEN THEM RECRUITING BOYS
GAVE YOU THE ONCE-OVER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
HEY, DON'T WORRY.

I'M IN THE SAME BOAT
AND I DON'T BLAME YOU AT ALL.
OH, YEAH?

NOT THAT I'M RUNNING
FROM THE SIGN-UP BOYS.

I DONE A YEAR WITH THEM,
MISERABLE SOULS.

I LOCKED HORNS
WITH THIS SERGEANT.
BIG TUBBY BASTARD NAMED EGAN.

TIME AND TIME AGAIN,
HE HAD ME PULLING THESE
SHIT-SWEEPING DETAILS, YOU KNOW.

SO ONE FINE DAY,
I BROKE HIS NOSE.

I BEEN RUNNING FROM HIM
EVER SINCE. SERGEANT EGAN,
HONEST ABE,

THE WHOLE KIT
AND CABOODLE OF 'EM.
WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME--

WHERE YOU HEADED?
VIRGINIA CITY.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE
A SILVER BARON, HUH?
YEAH, YEAH.

HOW YOU PLAN
ON GETTING THERE?
WAGON TRAIN.

NOT UNLESS YOU STICK
AROUND FOR SIX MONTHS.

THAT'S HOW LONG
THE WAITING LIST IS.

DON'T EXPECT THEM ARMY BOYS
ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU
THE NOD POLITELY EVERY MORNING.

WHAT ABOUT
THE STAGECOACH?

IT'S WORSE. RIVERBOATS,
THEY'RE ALL PLUGGED UP
ON ACCOUNT OF THE WAR.

THOSE THINGS COST MONEY.
YOU GOT THAT KIND OF MONEY?

ALL I MEAN
IS YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL,

'CAUSE THIS HERE TOWN
IS THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA.

A MAN WILL ROB YOU BLIND
AS SOON AS LOOK AT YOU HERE.

YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE I COULD FIND

A METHODIST CHURCH,
DO YOU?

WHY... WHY, YES, SIR,
I DO.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I KNOW A SHORTCUT

THAT WILL TAKE YOU THERE
IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.

OH. YOU A METHODIST
YOURSELF?

UH, NO, NOT EXACTLY.

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE.

OW!

HERE, STOP THAT.
STOP THAT THIS MINUTE.

GET OFF OF HIM.
YOU BIG BULLY.

POOR BABY.
THERE, THERE.

EIGHTY-FIVE CENTS.
THAT'S SOMETHING.

WHO IS IT?
DREW DIXON, MA'AM,
FROM OHIO.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

WELL, I BEEN
HIT OVER THE HEAD
AND ROBBED, MA'AM.

I BET IT WAS THE SAME
AS ROBBED ME.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S BECOME OF THIS TOWN.

COME ON IN, SON.
PARSON CLUM'S HOME
IS ALWAYS OPEN

TO THE CHRISTIAN TRAVELER.

THANK YOU, MA'AM.

ALL RIGHT.
I GOT $10 AND CHANGE.
WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU?

OH, I'M CLEAN, JAKE.
LONEY'S GOT ALL OF IT.

I SWEAR, YOU'RE ABOUT
THE BIGGEST TATTLETALE
I EVER SAW.

TWO DOLLARS
AND SOME CENTS.

AND THAT'S ALL.

SIMMS?

I GOT TWO DOLLARS
AND, UH, NO CENTS.

JUST LIKE YOU, SIMMS.

JUST PUT IT
IN THE PILE.

HEY, JAKE,
I BEEN THINKING A BIT.

MAYBE NOW'S NOT THE BEST
TIME TO HIT THE TRAIL.

YOU KNOW, WITH
THE BAD WEATHER COMING.

IF IT WAS UP TO YOU,
WE WOULD BE TALKING

TILL WE WAS ALL GRAY
AND SIX FEET UNDER.

I SAY WE GO NOW.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, JAKE?

WRONG, YOU LITTLE PISSANT.
HOW FAR WE GOING TO
GET ON $10 AND CHANGE?

GOT TO GO OUT
AND GET US SOME MORE ANTE.
HERE, LET ME SEE THAT.

Simms: REVEREND AND MRS.
R. CLUM, CURBIN STREET.

WELL, NOW. WON'T SHE BE HAPPY
TO GET HER PURSE BACK.

I'M THINKING
ABOUT $2 WORTH.

THERE.

THANK YOU, MA'AM.

WELL, YOU JUST MAKE YOURSELF
TO HOME WHILE I TAKE
THE REVEREND HIS LUNCH

OVER TO THE CHURCH.

WHEN I COME BACK,
WE'LL FIX YOU UP
A GOOD, HOT MEAL.

I WON'T BE
BUT A FEW MINUTES.

[ PLAYING CLUMSILY ]

[ CLANK ]

GET BACK HERE!
GET BACK HERE!

GIVE ME BACK MY BOOT.

AHH!
GIVE ME MY BOOT!

AHH!

ALL RIGHT.
NOW GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

AHH!

LET GO!

NOW JUST HOLD ON.
I WANT TO TALK.

NOW LISTEN TO ME!

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

LISTEN TO ME!

AHH! OW! ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

LET GO, LET GO, LET GO!
I'LL GIVE IT BACK.

AHH!

I'M BLEEDING.
PROBABLY POISONED.

YOU JUST GIVE ME BACK
MY DARN MONEY.

NOW... LET'S YOU AND ME
HAVE A TALK.

YOU LIAR!

GODDAMN, BOY,
YOU'RE GOING TO
WEAR ME OUT.

I SAID, LET'S TALK!

NO!

YOU MAY NOT
LOOK LIKE MUCH,

BUT YOU'RE A REAL TIGER,
AIN'T YOU?
MY MONEY!

I NEVER HEARD ANYONE
CARRY ON SO MUCH ABOUT
A COUPLE OF DAMN DOLLARS.

LISTEN!

NOW, LISTEN.

YOU GOT ABOUT AS MUCH CHANCE
GETTING ON A WAGON TRAIN
AS A DEAD NIGGER.

YOU STICK AROUND HERE,
THE ARMY IS GOING TO GET YOU.

YOU CAN'T GO IT ALONE.
THERE'S OUTLAWS AND INJUNS
AND ALL THEM THINGS.

NOW... THERE'S SAFETY
IN NUMBERS,
IF YOU HEARD OF THAT.

IT JUST SO HAPPENS
I'M HEADING WEST MYSELF.

ME AND SOME OTHERS
HANDPICKED FOR GUMPTION...

WHICH YOU GOT.

SO, UNLESS YOU'RE DUMBER
THAN I THINK,

YOU'LL THROW IN WITH US.

WHAT?

WELL, JUST 'CAUSE WE STARTED
ON THE WRONG FOOT,
THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING.

Mrs. Clum: DREW? DREW!

WELL.

WAIT!

GODDAMN! I FEEL LIKE I'M RUNNING
BAREFOOT IN HORSESHIT!
COME ON!

YOU AIN'T GOT MUCH CHOICE,
NOW, DO YOU?

THAT LADY'S GOING TO HAVE
THE WHOLE TOWN AFTER YOU
WITH TAR AND FEATHERS.

[ MRS. CLUM SHRIEKS ]

WHERE'S YOUR STUFF?
DELESSEPS HOTEL.

YOU'RE PAYING $2 A NIGHT
FOR THE RIGHT TO SLEEP?
YEAH.

YOU GOT A LOT TO LEARN,
AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
YOUR FIRST LESSON.

YOU'RE PULLING
THE DRUMMER'S FAREWELL--
WHAT'S THAT?

OUT THE BACK WINDOW, PARD.

HEY, COME ON!

KEEP UP!

ALL RIGHT.
NOW, GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY.

WHAT?
THE MONEY
YOU STOLE OFF ME.

DIDN'T I
GIVE THAT BACK TO YOU?
NO.

HOW MUCH WAS THAT AGAIN?

$7.85.

I COULD HAVE SWORE
IT WAS MORE LIKE FIVE.

MM-MMM.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
WE'LL CALL IT SEVEN EVEN.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

AND HOW MUCH
WAS THAT HOTEL ROOM?
TWO DOLLARS, RIGHT?

FOUR...FIVE...SIX.

ONE DOLLAR FOR ME,
AND WE'RE EVEN.
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?

WELL, THAT'S FAIR,
AIN'T IT?

I SAVED YOU TWO DOLLARS
BACK THERE.

I KEEP ONE, AND YOU'RE
STILL A DOLLAR AHEAD.

BOY, YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU FELL IN WITH US.

YES, SIR,
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE US

SOME HIGH OLD TIMES.
LIVING OFF THE LAND,
HUNTING AND FISHING.

THAT'S OUR RACKET, YOU KNOW,
LIVING OFF THE LAND.

CALL ME A CHINK.
I DIDN'T EVEN INTRODUCE
MYSELF TO YA.

JAKE RUMSEY.
PENNSYLVANIA BRED AND BORN.
DREW DIXON.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU, DREW.

[ CAT YOWLING ]

HEY, BOYS!
I WANT YOU TO SET YOUR
EYES ON DREW DIXON HERE.

I GOT HIM TO THROW IN WITH US.

DREW HERE IS RAISED
BY THE RAGTAIL AND THE BOBTAIL.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, DREW?

WELL, THAT'S ABOUT AS NEAR
TO THE TRUTH, I SUPPOSE--

DREW HERE IS DODGING
THE ARMY OF THE POTOMAC.

DON'T TAKE ON.
WE GOT TO LAY OUR CARDS
OUT ON THE TABLE,

IF YOU'VE HEARD OF THAT.

THEM TWO BOYS THERE
ARE THE LOGAN BROTHERS.
THAT'S JIM BOB AND LONEY.

THEY'RE RUNNING
FROM THE SAME.

OH. IS THAT RIGHT?

HELL, WE HAD
THE WHOLE MILITIA

OF THE STATE OF ILLINOIS
CHASING OUR TAIL.

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP
FLAPPING YOUR JAW, DAMN IT?

HOWDY, DIXON.

AND THIS HERE
IS ARTHUR SIMMS.

HE'S ON THE LONG,
LONG ROAD FROM HIS PA.

PLEASED TO KNOW YOU.

HERE YOU GO, JUNIOR.
WET YOUR WHISTLE ON THIS.

THAT PIECE OF PECKERWOOD
SITTIN' THERE IS BOOG BOOKIN.
HE BARELY GOT OFF THE TIT.

Drew:
HOW OLD ARE YOU, BOOG?
ELEVEN.

NO, HE'S TEN.

CUT IT OUT,
SHIT-TOAD BASTARD!

HOW DID YOU DO
ON THAT LADY'S PURSE?

WELL, THE WAYS OF THE LORD
ARE STRANGE, AIN'T THEY?

- MEANING WHAT?
- MEANING THAT
IT JUST DIDN'T PAN OUT.

WELL, WHAT THE HELL
ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

WE GOT ABOUT ENOUGH LEFT
FOR BEANS AND COFFEE.

THERE'S NO REST
FOR THE WICKED.

WE JUST GO OUT
AND GET US SOME MORE.

COME HERE A MINUTE.

DON'T PREACH ME
NO MORE DAMN SERMONS!

JUST HOLD YOUR HORSES.

NOW, LOOKEE HERE.
YOU BRING IN THIS NEW BOY
DON'T NONE OF US KNOW.

I MEAN, HOW DO WE KNOW
HE'S WORTH SPIT?

YOU TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
THAT DON'T MEAN
NOTHING TO ME.

WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM
TO DO, LONEY,

SHOOT A HOLE
THROUGH A $5 GOLD PIECE?

WE NEED MORE MONEY.
LET'S SEE THIS TIGER

OF YOURS
GO OUT AND GET IT.

I MEAN, THAT'S FAIR,
AIN'T IT?

SEPTEMBER 30, 1863.

MY PLANS HAVE CHANGED SOMEWHAT.

I HAVE FALLEN IN
WITH SOME ROUGH TYPES,

BUT IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY WAY
TO GET TO THE WEST,

WHERE I CAN FIND MY FORTUNE
AND MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD.

I RESOLVE NEVER TO DO
A DISHONEST ACT,

NOR TAKE PART
IN ANY THIEVING, ROBBING,
OR FALSE UNDERTAKING.

I WILL ALWAYS KEEP
TO THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW,
SO HELP ME, GOD.

IT IS STILL A SUNNY DAY.

WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO YOU?

BOYS, JUST DON'T GO NEAR
THAT HARDWARE STORE.

IT'S NEARLY HELL.
WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, I EDGED ON IN THERE,

AND I SEEN
WHERE THEY KEPT THE MONEY.

THERE WASN'T A SOUL AROUND,
AND I REACHED IN THE TILL,
PRETTY AS YOU PLEASE,

THERE'S $12.
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THIS BIG GALOOT

COME CHARGING AT ME WITH
A KNIFE ABOUT A FOOT LONG.
SEE WHAT HE DID?

DID YOU SHOOT HIM?
NO, I DIDN'T SHOOT HIM.

I DIDN'T WANT TO PULL
A CROWD, NOW, DID I?
I BROKE MY HAND, THOUGH.

WELL, I KNOCKED HIM
OUT COLD,

THEN I WENT ABOUT
MY BUSINESS, AND HERE I AM.

WHAT'D I TELL YOU.
ISN'T THIS BOY A WILDCAT!

NICE GOING.
I'M HUNGRY.

WELL, YOU DESERVE IT.
SIT ON DOWN.

COME ON!
LET'S GET THAT CHOW!

MY FAVORITE KIND
OF DINNER-- DESSERT.

ALL RIGHT.

SLOW DOWN, BOOG.
YOU'LL LIVE LONGER.

THE FIRST PIECE HERE
IS FOR OLD DREW,

'CAUSE HE TOOK
MOST OF THE CHANCES.

NEXT PIECE IS FOR ME.

$25. THAT'S GOING TO
DO US JUST FINE.

SIMMS, GIVE ME THAT LIST
YOU MADE OUT, WILL YOU?

NOW, DREW, WHEN YOU
GO BACK INTO TOWN

TO GET YOUR HORSE,
I WANT YOU TO PICK UP

THESE ITEMS
THAT I'VE WRITTEN OUT HERE.

SEE IF YOU CAN JEW 'EM
DOWN ON THE PRICE A LITTLE.

HEY, YOU KNOW,
THIS IS MIGHTY GOOD.

BOYS, THIS TIME TOMORROW,
WE'RE GOING TO BE OUT
ON OUR HIGH AND LONESOME.

BEING YOUR LEADER, I SAY
WE OUGHT TO SET DOWN

SOME RULES AND REGULATIONS
BEFORE WE GO,

MEANING WHO'S GOING TO TAKE
WHAT WATCH.

WATCH?
WHAT ARE WE WATCHING FOR?

INJUNS, MOSTLY.

YOU TOLD ME THERE WERE
NO HOSTILE INJUNS
ANYWHERE NEAR.

AS SURE AS I'M SITTING
HERE, YOU TOLD ME THAT.

WE MET IN JEFFERSON CITY,
AND YOU SAYS "COME ALONG,"

AND I SAYS "IS THERE INJUNS?"
AND YOU SAID "HELL, NO."

I MEAN, HE SAID "HELL, NO."
HE TOLD YOU THAT?
OLD JAKE?

HE MUST HAVE HAD HIS FINGERS
CROSSED BEHIND HIS BACK,

'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO BE
CROSSING THE HUNTING GROUND
FOR THE OTO, AND THE OSAGE,

AND THE CHEROKEE,
AND THE PAWNEE
AND THE ARAPAHO.

YOU'RE JUST JOSHING,
AIN'T YOU, LONEY?
COME ON. I WISH YOU WOULDN'T.

YEAH, AND YOU KNOW,
THEM SAVAGES,

THEY COULD CATCH A WHITE MAN
ON THEIR HUNTING GROUND.

YOU KNOW THE ARAPAHO?
THEY'RE THE NICEST BUNCH.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO
WHEN THEY CATCH A WHITE MAN?
NO.

FIRST THEY CUT YOUR PECKER
AND YOUR BALLS OFF.
THEN THEY FEED IT TO YOU.

THEN THEY KILL YOU.
DREW. DREW, THEY'RE LYING,
AIN'T THEY?

NOW YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T SO.
WOULD YOU TELL 'EM?

Drew: ARTHUR, A MAN'S GOT
TO HAVE COURAGE TO SPARE

BEFORE HE GOES STRIKING OFF
IN THE WILDERNESS

TO FACE
THE DANGERS AND PERILS
THAT MIGHT BEFALL US.

I MEAN, I AIN'T BUILDING
MYSELF UP, YOU UNDERSTAND,

BUT YOU TAKE ME
AND THAT MAD DOG
AT THE HARDWARE STORE.

NOW, IF I HADN'T HAD
THE FORESIGHT TO SENSE
HE WAS BEHIND ME,

AND THE COURAGE
TO FACE UP-- AHH!

WHAT ARE YOU--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YAH!

YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!

I'M GOING TO GET YOU!

COME ON!

I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU.

I'LL GET HIM, JIM BOB.

I THINK YOU KILLED HIM.

YOU DID KILL HIM.

DAMN IT!

[ LAUGHING ]

ALL RIGHT, BOOG.

OH, COME ON, JAKE.
IT AIN'T TIME YET.
BOOG!

GOOD NIGHT, DREW.
GLAD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

GOOD NIGHT, BOOG.

BOYS, TAKE YOUR LAST LOOK
AT THE U.S. OF A.

YOU MIND
IF I SAY SOMETHING?
NO.

YOU'RE A DAMN FOOL
TO GO DIGGING FOR SILVER
IN VIRGINIA CITY.

YOU TELL ME THAT WHEN YOU
HEAR I STRUCK IT RICH.

OH, BULL. ONLY ONE
IN A MILLION DOES THAT.

WELL, MAYBE THAT ONE
WILL BE ME.

SUIT YOURSELF.
COME ON! QUIT LAGGING!

GODDAMMIT, BOOG!
THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME
SINCE SUNUP!

I CAN'T HELP IT.
IT'S ALL THIS BOUNCING
UP AND DOWN.

DAMN NEAR A WHOLE DAY
GONE ALREADY,
AND WE AIN'T COVERED 10 MILES.

WHAT TIME YOU MAKE IT?
ABOUT 4:00?

IT'S, UH, 3:45.

HEY, THAT'S SOME TIMEPIECE
YOU GOT THERE. IS IT GOLD?

BELONGED TO MY BROTHER. HE
WAS KILLED AT CHICKAMAUGA.

HEY, LET ME SEE THAT.

I'M NOT GOING TO BUST IT.
LET ME SEE IT.

WHOO! FANCY DAMN WATCH
LIKE THAT.

GOOD WITH YOUR FIST, TOO.

YOU KNOW THAT STUNT
YOU PULLED OFF
AT THE HARDWARE STORE?

I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.

I DON'T KNOW
NOBODY EXCEPT ME
THAT COULD HAVE DONE THAT.

WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG
WITH ME TO VIRGINIA CITY?

OH, NO, DREW.
I GOT PLANS OF MY OWN.

WELL, SUIT YOURSELF.

THANKS
FOR THE INVITE, THOUGH.

COME ON!
IT'S ALREADY 3:45!

Jake: THERE IT GOES!

HE'S A HEAVY ONE, AIN'T HE?

HE OUGHTA BE, MUST HAVE
ABOUT 40 ROUNDS IN HIM.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU BOYS
WE'D LIVE OFF THE LAND.
CLEAN HIM, BOOG.

I'M HUNGRY.

YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO IT, DO YOU?

WELL, SOMEBODY DO IT.

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS.
DON'T ANY OF YOU PEA-SHOOTERS
KNOW HOW TO CLEAN A RABBIT?

GIVE IT HERE.

DAMN, I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF BEING THE ONLY BOY
WHO GETS THE JOB DONE.

DAD-BLAME BABIES.

I'LL HAVE TO CUT YOUR MEAT
FOR YOU TOO.

IT'S THE EASIEST
DAMN THING IN THE WORLD.

YOU SLIT THIS ON BACK HERE.

PULL THIS ON BACK.
TOUGH ONE, THIS BASTARD.

THEN YOU GOTTA
CUT THIS OFF HERE.

SNAP THAT OFF.

THEN YOU GOTTA--
YOU GOTTA SLIT THIS UP HERE.

THERE YOU GO.
DINNER.

Drew: "FROM SOMEWHERE
IN THE UPPER
RECESSES OF THE HOUSE,

"THERE CAME
AN UNEARTHLY SHRIEK.

"THE SCREAM WAS THAT
OF A WOMAN,

"BUT WHAT CREATURE
WHOM LIFE'S VICISSITUDES

"HAD DRIVEN TO THAT PITIFUL
OUTCRY, I COULD NOT SAY.

"FEARFUL FOR THE CHILD,

I WENT QUICKLY
TO THE DRAWING ROOM--"

WHAT'S A DRAWING ROOM?

MAYBE IT'S A PLACE WHERE YOU
PRACTICE ON YOUR FAST DRAW.

OH, NO. A DRAWING ROOM
IS LIKE A PARLOR.

THAT'S WHAT THEY CALLED IT
IN THE OLDEN TIMES.

ALL RIGHT.
IS EVERYBODY SATISFIED?

NOW GET ON BACK
TO THAT SCREAMING GAL.

"...READING TO HER FATHER,
BUT MR. ROCHESTER--"

Boog:
WE HAD A PARLOR ONCE.

BULLSHIT YOU DID.
YOU NEVER ATE
MORE THAN ONE MEAL

OUT OF THE SAME PLATE
TILL YOU MET UP WITH US.

OH, YEAH?
SHOWS ALL YOU KNOW.

WE HAD A DINING ROOM
AND A PARLOR
AND A WHOLE DAMN RIG-OUT.

I CAN REMEMBER IT NOW.

IT WAS WHEN I WAS
REAL LITTLE,
BEFORE WE LOST THE FARM.

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
HARD LUCK.

NO, SIR. THEN COME
THE BEST TIME IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

ME AND PA USED TO
TRAVEL AROUND TOGETHER.

WE HAD US THIS NIGGER,
OLD DAN.

PA MADE UP THIS DEAL, YOU SEE.

FIRST THING HE WOULD DO
WHEN WE GOT TO A TOWN

WOULD BE HE WOULD GO OUT
AND FIND SOME IDIOT FARMER.

AND THEN HE WOULD SELL HIM
OUR NIGGER.

THEN, COME NIGHTFALL,

PA AND ME'D SNEAK OUT
AND STEAL HIM BACK AGAIN.

BEFORE THEY MISSED HIM,
WE'D BE ON TO THE NEXT TOWN
DOWN THE LINE.

MY PA THUNK IT UP.
PRETTY SMART, AIN'T IT?

IT WAS SO SMART,
HOW COME YOU
STILL AIN'T DOING IT?

WELL, ONE DAY, OLD DAN
GOT TIRED OF IT
AND SHOT MY PA DEAD.

HE DID?

YEP.

SHOT YOUR PA?
JUST LIKE THAT?

NEVER FIGURED OUT
HOW THAT OLD COON
GOT THE DROP ON PA.

AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE
LISTENING ABOUT
SOME DUMB NIGGER,

OR YOU GOING TO TELL US WHO
WAS DOING THAT YELLING?

WELL, YOU CAN TELL ME
THE REST OF IT LATER, BOOG.
I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.

YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN, DREW.
NOT LIKE JAKE RUMSEY, WHO'D
RATHER HEAR SOME HORSESHIT

- ABOUT A GAL IN A HOUSE
FULL OF DRAWING ROOMS--
- BOOG.

IF YOU HAD EVER SEEN
MY PA--

BOOG!

"MR. ROCHESTER, HOWEVER,
WAS NO LONGER IN HIS CHAIR.

"IN HASTE THAT MIGHT HAVE
ALARMED THE GIRL,

"I PASSED QUICKLY
THROUGH THE ROOM

"IN MY ANXIETY TO FIND HIM,

"BUT HE WAS NEITHER IN
HIS CHAMBERS, NOR IN THE HALL.

"AT THIS POINT,
I HAD TO CONSIDER

WHETHER MY DUTY LAY
IN REMAINING WITH THE CHILD..."

BOYS, IT'S HELL ON WHEELS.

THE WORST DAMNED IDEA
IN THE WORLD IS TO GO WEST.

OH, COME ON, NOW.

WE TRIED FARMING
THE FIRST YEAR.
TWISTER WIPED US OUT.

THE NEXT YEAR,
IT WAS THE CATTLEMEN.
THEN JUST PURE ROTTEN SOIL.

THERE AIN'T NOBODY
GOT NO MONEY EXCEPT A FEW,

AND THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING
WORTH HAVING.

RAINS SO DAMN MUCH, IT WILL
GIVE YOU THE CHILL BLAINS.

DRY SPELL COME ALONG, AND YOU
CHOKE TO DEATH ON THE DUST.

THAT IS, IF A BUSHWHACKER
DON'T COME ALONG

AND TAKE
YOUR LAST DAMN DOLLAR.

NO, I MEAN IT, BOYS.
TURN AROUND AND GO ON BACK.
AMEN!

FARMING IS ALWAYS
THE ROUGHEST GO.
THAT AIN'T OUR LINE.

YOU PROBABLY STRUCK OUT
TOO LATE IN YOUR YEARS.

NOW, WE'RE BOYS
IN OUR PRIME.
WE TAKE IT AS IT COMES.

YOU KNOW, SEEING AS YOU BOYS

AIN'T GOING TO HIT A TOWN
FOR QUITE A WHILE,

YOU MUST BE GETTING
KIND OF ITCHY HERE ON
THE TRAIL, YOU GET ME?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

NOW YOU TAKE MIN HERE,
SHE'S A GAL AND A HALF.

SHE'S NOT EXACTLY
VIRGIN TERRITORY
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.

I'LL MAKE A BARGAIN WITH YOU
BOYS SEEING AS YOU'RE
PLAYING IT CLOSE TO THE VEST.

TEN DOLLARS FOR THE LOT.
WHAT YOU SAY? IT'S YOUR
LAST CHANCE TO GET POONTANG.

YOU MAKE THAT $8,
YOU'RE ON, HONEY.

ZEB?

WELL, YOU BOYS DRIVE
A MIGHTY HARD BARGAIN.
BUT $8 IT IS.

OH, YOU CAN CUT THAT DOWN
A BIT, JAKE.
I AIN'T INTERESTED.

WHAT?

WELL, I JUST--

WELL, NOTHING
TO GET RILED ABOUT.
I JUST AIN'T INTERESTED.

YOU DUMB SHIT.
YOU'RE TURNING THIS DOWN?

YEAH, I AM.

GOD ALMIGHTY.
HE'S SAVING IT FOR
HIS WEDDING DAY, I'LL BET.

WELL, WHAT IF I AM, DAMN IT?

AHH, HONEY.
DON'T DO THAT.

MA'AM, I AIN'T DISCUSSING IT.
YEAH, LEAVE OFF HIM

YOU GODDAMN SONS OF BITCHES.

WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT TO
WASTE YOUR MONEY
ON A STUPID GAL FOR?

WE GOT LITTLE ENOUGH
AS IT IS.

YEAH, IN YOUR CASE, BOOG,
THAT'S THE GOSPEL TRUTH.

GO TO HELL!

COME ON, DREW.
LET THEM KILL THEMSELVES
FOR ALL WE CARE.

LONEY AND JIM BOB?

YOU JUST SHOW US
WHERE TO LINE UP
AND WE'LL DO THE REST.

I'D KINDA LIKE TO
MAKE SURE WE AIN'T BUYING
NO PIG IN A POKE.

MIN?

LORD.

OH, JESUS.

SIMMS, YOU IN?

SURE. BUT... YOU AIN'T
GOT NO DISEASE, HAVE YOU?

WELL, THAT'S
A HELLUVA THING TO SAY.

NO, I JUST THOUGHT THAT--

WELL, I HEARD OF FELLAS
DYING FROM IT.
THEY SAY YOUR BRAIN ROTS AWAY.

SIMMS, YOU TRYING
TO SPOIL IT FOR
THE REST OF US?

WHERE TO, HONEY?

THAT GRASS LOOKS REAL SOFT.
WELL, YOU NAME IT,
I'M FIRST.

WATCH YOUR STEP NOW.

DREW, YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTMENT
TO ME, BOY.

COME ON, YOU SWEET THING.
I TOLD YOU BOYS
WE'D LIVE OFF THE LAND.

I GET SECONDS.
I GET SECONDS.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
GETTING HIGH ON TIT, SIMMS.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE CLEAN
AIN'T YA?

I KNOW I AM, HON.
BUT I CAN'T VOUCH FOR
YOUR FRIENDS.

YA-HOO! WHOO!

WHOO! THAT WAS A DEAL!
WHOO!

ARE YOU DONE ALREADY?

I DO NOT WASTE MY TIME.
AFTER THAT RIDE I GAVE HER

I EXPECT SHE'LL BE
TOO TUCKERED OUT FOR
THE REST OF YOU BOYS.

OCTOBER 20, 1863.

I HAVE RESISTED TEMPTATION,
BUT HOW HARD IT WAS.

HOW I LONG TO BE IN THE BOSOM
OF MY BELOVED FAMILY.

I BEGIN TO THINK
THAT I SHOULD FIND SOMEBODY

TO TOIL WITH ME
THROUGH LIFE'S WEARY WAY.

UNLESS I DO,
I WILL SETTLE FOR
SOME POOR MEANS

OF BESTOWING MY AFFECTIONS
ON SOME POOR, PITIFUL CREATURE.

THE SAME AS MY GOOD COMPANIONS
DID THIS AFTERNOON.

[ RUSTLING ]

WHAT YOU GETTING UP FOR?
IT'S AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR
TILL YOUR TURN.

I CAN'T SLEEP.
I WAS DREAMING
ABOUT OLD MIN.

ABOUT WHO?

ABOUT THE GAL
THIS AFTERNOON.

OH.

IT'S GONNA BE A COLD DAY
IN HELL BEFORE SHE FORGETS
WHAT I GAVE HER.

I SUPPOSE SO.

SAY, JAKE, I FIGURE
WE BETTER GET US
AN EARLY START THIS MORNING

TO MAKE UP
FOR THE TIME WE LOST,
DON'T YOU AGREE?

I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHY YOU TOOK A PASS.

ALL RIGHT, JAKE,
YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT?

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING
SIDEWAYS AT ME AND THE BOYS
EVER SINCE WE PLOWED MIN.

WHAT?
NO, I WASN'T.

I AIN'T GOT ANYTHING AGAINST
YOUR DOING THAT,

IT'S JUST THAT I WAS
BROUGHT UP DIFFERENT.

DON'T YOU WANNA DO IT?

YES, I WANNA DO IT.
IT'S JUST THAT...

I WAS RAISED TO HONOR
A WOMAN. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

NO.

WELL, WHERE I COME FROM
THERE'S SOME REAL GOOD WOMEN.

THEY DO IT JUST THE SAME
AS THE OTHER KIND.

WELL, YOU JUST DON'T
GET IT, DO YA?

ALL RIGHT, LOOKIT. I MADE
MYSELF A PROMISE ABOUT STAYING
ON THE GOOD SIDE OF LIFE.

IS THAT ALL RIGHT
WITH YOU, JAKE?
ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT,
THEN THAT'S THE END OF IT.

YOU REALLY DO COME
FROM GOOD STOCK, DON'T YOU?

WELL, HERE.

THIS IS THEM.

THAT'S REAL NICE.

MAKES ME WISH I TOOK
A PICTURE OF SOMETHING.
FOR A REMINDER, SORT OF.

[ SIGHING ]
YEAH.

I DO MISS MY MAMA SOMETIMES.

I THINK ABOUT HER
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,

HOW SHE'S DOING.

HEY, DON'T TELL THEM THAT I
BEEN JABBERING ON LIKE THIS.

SO, YOU PLAN
ON GETTING MARRIED

BEFORE YOU
GIVE IT A TRY, HUH?

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

TO EACH HIS OWN.
YOU'VE HEARD OF THAT.

YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF IT.

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE
UP AND ALL, WHY DON'T--

YEAH,
I'LL TAKE OVER FOR YOU.

GO GET SOME SHUT-EYE.

HERE. TAKE IT.

IT'S JUST SO YOU
DON'T WAKE US UP TOO SOON.

RIGHT.

WELL... THAT'S
A CHARMING PICTURE, AIN'T IT?

ARE WE JUST GOING TO STAND
AROUND HERE LOOKING AT IT,
OR ARE WE GOING TO ROB 'EM?

ON YOUR FEET.

GET UP.

OH, MY LORD.

COME ON. GET UP.

Man: VERY NICE.

THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A PERFECT WAKING-UP JOB.

NOBODY FAINTED,
NOBODY SCREAMED.

I DIDN'T THINK
YOU COULD DO IT.

WELL, WE AIN'T GOT
ANYTHING, MISTER.

YEAH, SURE YOU AIN'T.

GOOD, HOBBS, GOOD.
VERY THREATENING.

NOW WE'VE ALL HAD
OUR LITTLE LAUGH.

HOW ABOUT SETTING TO WORK?

HOLD IT.

THAT'S MIGHTY BRAVE
OF YOU, HOBBS,

CONSIDERING THAT GUN
IS POINTED AT ME.

I'LL SHOOT IF I HAVE TO.

SHUT UP, BOY.

YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS SUPPOSED TO BE COVERING

THIS UNRULY MOB
OF ANGERED YOUTH?

GODDAMN, JACKSON.
I WOULDN'T MIND YOU
BEING STUPID

IF YOU WAS GOOD COMPANY,
BUT YOU AIN'T EVEN THAT.

COME ON, JAKE.
SHOOT THE SON OF A BITCH.

MY BOY, LET ME GIVE YOU
A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO PULL
A GUN ON SOMEBODY,

WHICH HAPPENS FROM TIME TO TIME
IN THESE PARTS,

YOU BETTER FIRE IT
ABOUT A HALF A SECOND
AFTER YOU DO IT

BECAUSE MOST MEN
AIN'T AS PATIENT AS I AM.

AIN'T LOST MY TOUCH YET.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU JACKASSES
STANDING AROUND FOR?

CLEAN THEM OUT.
HERE IT IS, ALMOST LUNCHTIME,

I AIN'T GOT THE CHANGE
TOGETHER FOR BREAKFAST YET.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
PRETTY DAMN FUNNY,

WHAT THAT BASTARD
SAID TO ME,
DIDN'T YOU?

THIS HERE
IS ALL I COULD FIND.

$2.14.

I'D LIKE TO GET MY HANDS
AROUND THE THROAT

OF THE SON OF A BITCH THAT
TOLD ME TO GO WEST.

HEY, THERE'S BEANS
AND MOLASSES AND JERKY,
AND A LITTLE BIT OF COFFEE.

WELL, YOU BOYS MUST HAVE
BROUGHT ALONG A COOK
FROM PARIS, FRANCE.

TAKE IT ALL.
COME ON, JACKSON.

GOOD-BYE, BOYS.

JUST THINK OF US
AS SOME TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE
THAT COME AND WENT.

BY NIGHTFALL, YOU'LL FORGET
WE WAS EVER HERE.

WHO WAS ON GUARD?

JAKE?

YOU IDIOT.

YEAH, WELL,
THEY GOT EVERYTHING.

THEY CLEANED US OUT,
JAKE.

HEY, GOD DARN IT, JAKE.
I'M TALKING TO YOU.

NO, THEY DIDN'T.

[ NEIGHING ]

Jim Bob: PIGS. AND A COW.

THAT MEANS MILK,
FELLOWS.

WHAT DO YOU PLAN
ON USING FOR MONEY?

WE'RE STARVING, JAKE.

NOBODY'S GOING TO TURN
STARVING BOYS AWAY.

BESIDES, THERE'S ALWAYS
SOME KIND OF WORK

THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE
AROUND A FARM.

CHORES?
I AIN'T DOING NO CHORES.

WELL, MAYBE WE CAN
SWEET-TALK HIM.

WE COULD TAKE
THIS PLACE, I BET.

IF I TIP MY HAT FORWARDS,
WE GO FOR OUR GUNS.

IF I TIP MY HAT BACK,
WE PLAY HER STRAIGHT.
JAKE!

HOWDY.

YEAH?

ME AND MY FRIENDS
HAD A LITTLE BAD LUCK,

AND I WAS FIGURING
YOU'D HAVE SOME FOOD.

I MIGHT.

MUST BE PLENTY OF FOOD
TO EAT AROUND HERE.

THERE IS...

FOR A PRICE.

[ GUN COCKS ]

[ SIGHS ]

SAY, LOOK, NOW, SIR.

W-W-WE'RE SORT OF SHORT
OF MONEY,

SO COULD WE MAKE A TRADE?

HEY, THAT'S MINE!

SHUT UP, BOOG.
YOU NEVER HAD
TO SWING IT, ANYWAY.

HERE.

SOME SOWBELLY,
TURNIP GREENS, AND COFFEE.

FOR A GUN LIKE THAT?
YOU OUGHT TO GIVE US
A TURKEY DINNER.

I DON'T RECOLLECT
INVITING YOU HERE, BOY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL MAKE THE TRADE.

SOMETHING WRONG?

NO, SIR.

IT'S THE BEST DAMN
SOWBELLY I EVER HAD.

FOOD'S ALL RIGHT, JAKE.
JUST EAT IT.

IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO ENJOY MY MEAL

WITH A SHOTGUN BARREL
POINTED RIGHT AT ME.

YOU DO COMPLAIN,
DON'T YOU, BOY?

YOU THINK
I'M SCARED OF YOU?

FOR A DEAD-BROKE,
YOU TALK AWFUL BIG.

I SHOULD HAVE PLUGGED YOU
BACK THERE.

YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT,
YOU'RE STINKING UP MY YARD.

TAKE IT EASY.

- TAKE IT EASY.
- ALL RIGHT. YOU GET.

ALL OF YOU!
GET, WHILE YOU CAN GET.
LET'S GO.

COME ON, JAKE!

I AIN'T DONE YET.

I PAID FOR IT, DAMN IT.
I'M GOING TO FINISH IT.

DAMN TURNIP GREENS
ARE SOUR ANYWAY.

HYAH!

HYAH!

YAH!

DIDN'T HAVE NO RIGHT
TO GIVE AWAY MY GUN.

IT WAS THE ONLY GUN
I EVER HAD.

YOU'LL STARVE TO DEATH
BEFORE YOU EVER GET WEST.

IT'S JAKE'S FAULT.
THE HELL.
IT WASN'T OUR FAULT.

IF YOU'D HAD ANY BRAINS,
YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN US
SOME WARNING

SO AS WE COULD HAVE
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

HOW DID YOU EXPECT US
TO ROB THAT PLACE

WHEN YOU UP AND TOLD US
ABOUT IT ONE MINUTE
BEFORE WE GOT THERE?

DAMN IT!

THAT'S AS FAR AS I GO.
YOU YELLOW BABIES,
YOU SURE BACKED ME UP

WHEN THAT FELLOW
PULLED HIS GUN, DIDN'T YOU?
TO HELL WITH YOU.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M LEAVING. WHAT'S IT
LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?

SHOULD OF HAD MORE SENSE
THAN TO TIE UP WITH YOU
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

AW, NOW JUST HOLD ON.

LOOK, NOW.
I AIN'T GOING TO SAY
JAKE'S RIGHT. HE AIN'T.

THE BUSINESS BACK THERE
WITH THE FARMER
WAS PRETTY BAD.

BUT EVERYBODY
MAKES A MISTAKE OR TWO.

THE WAY I FIGURE IT,
WE ALL OF US
LEARNED US A LESSON.

WELL, WHAT'S HE ACTING
SO DAMN HIGH
AND MIGHTY ABOUT?

AIN'T NONE OF US WOULD HAVE
GOT OUT OF SAINT JOE
IF IT WEREN'T FOR JAKE.

HE GOT US THIS FAR.
HE'LL GET US
THE REST OF THE WAY.

LADS, I APPRECIATE YOU
ASKING ME TO STAY.

AND I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.
WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THAT
FARMER-- YOU WAS RIGHT.

IT WAS DUMB OF ME
TO SPRING IT ON YOU
SUDDEN LIKE THAT.

BUT THIS TIME,
I'M GOING TO WORK OUT
THE WHOLE PLAN WITH YOU NOW

SO THERE WON'T BE NO COMPLAINTS,
WE GOT PLENTY
OF TIME TO PREPARE.

THERE'S A STAGECOACH
HEADING THIS DIRECTION.

WE CAN TAKE HER EASY.

THIS IS GOING TO BE
A PROFESSIONAL PIECE OF WORK.

BUSHWHACK THEM, HUH?
GOOD THINKING THERE, MY BOY.

LONEY'S GETTING SMART
IN HIS OLD AGE.
NOW HERE'S HOW WE DO HER.

ONE OF US IS GOING TO
FLAG HER DOWN.

LIKE YOU'RE TRAVELING
OR SOMETHING,
STUCK OUT ON THE PRAIRIE.

THAT WILL BE YOU, SIMMS.
YOU GOT THAT PITIFUL LOOK.
WHY ME?

THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED
ME TO TELL YOU AHEAD
OF TIME? NOW YOU KNOW.

THE REST OF US,
WE'RE GOING TO BE
HIDING OUT IN THIS GULLY.

NO, SIR.

WE KNOW AS MUCH
ABOUT ROBBING STAGECOACHES
AS WE DO SKINNING RABBITS.

THERE AIN'T NOTHING
SPECIAL TO IT, DREW.

OH, NO. NO, SIR.

NOW, I AIN'T TAKING PART
IN NO ROBBING
OF STAGECOACHES.

AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.

I AIN'T ASKING YOU
TO SIDE WITH ME,

AND I DON'T WANT
NO SHARE OF THE LOOT.

NOW, THAT'S FAIR, AIN'T IT?

I'M GOING TO SIT MYSELF
RIGHT BACK HERE TILL
THIS FOOLISHNESS IS DONE.

THIS WAY, I WON'T SEE NOTHING
AND I CAN'T
BEAR WITNESS TO IT.

YOU GOTTA ADMIT THAT'S FAIR.
LOOKEE HERE--

WHAT ABOUT THAT
HARDWARE STORE BUSINESS?

THAT'S A HELL OF
A LOT DIFFERENT. EVERY ONE
OF US COULD BE DEAD.

Simms: JAKE?

GET OUT THERE!

PUT YOUR GUN AWAY!

ALL RIGHT.
NOW, GET READY.

HERE IT COMES.

HE'S WAVING HER DOWN.

HOLD IT.

WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

HE'S TALKING
TO THE DRIVER.

WHAT'S HE SAYING?

Jake: ALL RIGHT.
NOW, GET READY.

WHAT THE HELL
IS HE DOING?

HE'S OPENING THE DOOR.

HE'S GETTING IN.

HE CLOSED THE DOOR.

HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

HE'S GOING AWAY.

SIMMS! COME BACK HERE!

[ YELLING ]

SIMMS! SIMMS!

HUSH UP, NOW.
NO NEED TO ANNOUNCE OURSELVES.

LET'S TRY TO
DO SOMETHING RIGHT
FOR A CHANGE.

Boog: PIE!

[ CLUCKING ]

THAT DUMB LITTLE PISSANT.

COME ON.

[ SQUAWKING ]

Jake: COME ON!

- [ GUNSHOT ]
- BOOG!

[ GUNSHOT ]

[ GUNSHOT ]
AHH! I'M SHOT!

COME ON! COME ON!

I'M SHOT!

[ WHISTLING ]

HYAH!

[ GROANS ]

YOU SURE PICKED A TIME
TO GET IN FRONT OF A LOAD.
[ WHIMPERING ]

HOLD STILL, DAMN IT!
BLEW HIS HEAD OFF!

IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
WE WOULD GO RIGHT BACK THERE.

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
WE'RE GOING BACK THERE

AND BLOW THAT BASTARD
TO KINGDOM COME.
SON OF A BITCH.

BASTARD!

LONEY, HAND ME A RAG,
WILL YOU?

- GET IT YOURSELF.
- WHAT?

WE'VE HAD OUR FILL, JAKE.

YOU AIN'T DOING US
NO GOOD AT ALL.

ME AND LONEY
CAN'T SEE THE SENSE OF IT.

I'M SICK OF YOU
PUTTING ON AIRS
AND GIVING OUT ORDERS.

I CAME WEST TO GET AWAY
FROM THAT HORSESHIT.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

WE'RE GOING OUR OWN WAY.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR IT.

WELL, THAT'S LIFE.

WHAT ARE THE GUNS FOR?
I AIN'T STOPPING YOU.

WELL, WE'RE TAKING
THE HORSES.

WE'LL LEAVE YOU THE MULE.

YOU TWO TRY IT FOR A WHILE.

- YOU SON OF A BITCH.
- [ GUN COCKS ]

LEAVE US ONE.

COME ON.
DON'T BE A BASTARD.

COME ON. DON'T WORRY, JAKE.
WE'RE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT THAT KIND OF TRASH.

YOU GOT THE TIME, DREW?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I THINK I'LL JUST TAKE
THAT GOLD POCKET WATCH

YOU SET SO MUCH STORE BY
AS A GOING-AWAY PRESENT.

THAT BELONGED
TO MY BROTHER.
I CAN'T LET THAT GO.

WELL, HELL,
I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR.
YOU'LL TRAVEL A LOT FASTER

ON THAT OLD MULE
IF YOU TRAVEL LIGHT.
I'LL KILL YOU, LONEY.

SHUT UP, DREW.

THAT'S ALL I GOT
TO REMEMBER HIM BY.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

I CAN FIX IT SO
YOU CAN JOIN HIM,
IF YOU'D RATHER.

GIVE IT BACK, PLEASE.
I'M SORRY ABOUT
WHAT I SAID BEFORE.

PLEASE?

SO LONG, DREW.

I HOPE YOUR ARM HEALS UP.

YOU SON OF A BITCHES!
YOU BETTER RUN!

I'LL KILL YOU
IF I GET THE CHANCE!

JAKE, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

THAT IS NOT FAIR!
IT IS MY WATCH!

OH, YOUR WATCH,
YOUR WATCH!

WHO GIVES A DAMN
ABOUT THE HUNK OF TIN?

AHH!

I'M SORRY.
IT WASN'T NO
CHEAP HUNK OF TIN.

IT KEPT GOOD TIME.

[ CRYING ]

I SAID I WAS SORRY!

OH! GODDAMN IT,
LORD ALMIGHTY!

YOU WANT ME TO STOP?
NO, NO. KEEP GOING.

NEARLY HELL, THOUGH,
I'LL TELL YOU.

COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY, JAKE.
YOU AIN'T NEVER
BEEN SHOT, HAVE YOU?

YOU WANT ME TO STOP?
SAY THE WORD.
NO, NOT ME.

I AIN'T GONNA
HOLD US UP.

GODDAMN! JESUS!
TAKE THAT REIN.

WHAT TIME DO YOU
MAKE IT? 5:00?

UH...
THAT SON OF A BITCH.

WHOO! WELL,
IT'S COME TO THIS.

TWO SADDLE TRAMPS
WANDERING, GODFORSAKEN--

AND IN PAIN.

LOOK WHO'S GOING TO BE
A SILVER BARON. WHOO!

IT'S ONLY A WAY STATION
FOR THE STAGECOACH, THOUGH.

DON'T YOU SEE?
WELLS FARGO.

THERE'S USUALLY JUST ONE
OLD MAN IN THOSE PLACES

TO FEED THE HORSES
AND STUFF.

I THOUGHT THAT CHICKEN
DEAL WOULD BE ALL RIGHT.

THIS AIN'T
THE SAME KIND OF THING.

HELL, JAKE.
THERE AIN'T NO STAGE
COMING BY THIS TIME OF DAY.

I BET HE AIN'T EVEN THERE.

YOU THINK SO, HUH?

YEP, I DO.

BOY, I SURE WANT
ONE OF THEM CHICKENS.

THAT'S THE TRUTH.

SO DO I.

ALL RIGHT.
WE GO DOWN THERE QUIET,
WE TAKE ONE--

JUST ONE, NOW--
THEN WE HIGHTAIL IT
AS FAST AS WE CAN.

WELL, I CAN'T, JAKE.
MY ARM.

WELL, I'M NO GOOD TO YOU
THIS WAY.

I MEAN, IF I FELL,
I'D JUST SCREAM.

IT'S THAT BAD, HUH?

WELL, HELL.
ONE CHICKEN IS ALL WE NEED.

I'M JUST TALKING SENSE, JAKE.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU WISH ME LUCK.

SMELLS WONDERFUL.

YOU THINK SHE'S DONE?

YEP.

WELL, SHE'S
DONE ENOUGH FOR ME.

HEY, WHERE'S MINE?
YOURS?

COME ON, COME ON,
YOU HOG. I GET HALF.

FAIR IS FAIR, DREW.
AIN'T YOU HEARD OF THAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I DID ALL THE WORK.
I TOOK THE RISK.

WENT DOWN THERE
AND STOLE A BIRD.

I COULD HAVE
GOT MYSELF KILLED.
NOW I GET TO EAT IT.

UNLESS YOU GOT SOME MONEY
AND YOU WANT TO
BUY YOURSELF A SHARE.

I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY.
YOU KNOW THAT.

WELL, THEN, YOU LOSE,
DON'T YOU?

I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY
GOOD TO YOU JAKE-- MY ARM.

BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT, YOUR ARM!

WELL, EAT
YOUR DAMN CHICKEN, THEN.
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT.

HEY, PARD?

HEY, PARD, I BEEN THINKING
ABOUT GOING TO
VIRGINIA CITY WITH YOU,

GIVE IT A TRY.

- YOU HAVE?
- YEP.

AND I FIGURE I GOT
TO WHERE I'D MISS

HEARING YOU SPOUT OFF
FROM TIME TO TIME.

LISTEN, IT BEATS
GOING TO THE OPERA.

BESIDES, I THINK THAT
VIRGINIA CITY WOULD BE
A RIGHT NICE PLACE

FOR AN AMBITIOUS
YOUNG FELLOW LIKE ME
TO SETTLE DOWN.

NOT THAT I'D GO BUSTING MY ASS
DIGGING IN A SILVER MINE
LIKE YOU,

BUT I WOULDN'T MIND
ROBBING THOSE FOLKS
WHO WAS DIGGING IT UP.

BOY, THAT'S JUST
WHAT I'D EXPECT TO HEAR
FROM SOMEBODY

WHO WON'T EVEN SHARE A CHICKEN
WITH A FRIEND THAT'S STARVING.

YOU ARE PAST SAVIN', MY BOY,
I SWEAR TO GOD.

HIGHEST POCKETS
IN THE U.S.A.

PROBABLY BE GOVERNOR
OF THIS TERRITORY ONE DAY.

YOU'D LIKE THAT,
WOULDN'T YOU?
YEAH.

'CAUSE THERE'LL COME A DAY
WHEN THEY'LL GET YOU
READY TO HANG,

AND ALL THE CITIZENS
ARE GONNA GATHER TOGETHER
TO WATCH JAKE RUMSEY DIE,

AND THEN SOME SMART LAWYER
IS GOING TO COME
RUNNING TO ME AND SAY,

"GOVERNOR, SIGN THIS REPRIEVE.
SPARE THAT POOR FELLOW'S LIFE."

BOY, THAT WILL BE
THE BEST DAY EVER.

- WELL, YOU WOULDN'T
SIGN THAT?
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I BET YOU WOULD,
ELSE I'D TELL THEM
HOW THEIR FANCY GOVERNOR

TURNED TAIL
AND RUN FROM DEFENDING
HIS OWN COUNTRY.

NOT TO MENTION STEALING $12
FROM THE HARDWARE STORE,
YOUR HONOR.

YOU WOULD, TOO,
WOULDN'T YOU?

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I WOULD!
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE.
I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU
SOME OF THIS CHICKEN.

I CAN'T SEE IT WOULD BE TO
MY ADVANTAGE SHARING CHICKEN
WITH A MAN WHO'S GONNA HANG ME.

Drew: GOD ALMIGHTY.
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN
A DEAD BODY BEFORE.

I DID, BUT IT DIDN'T
LOOK LIKE THAT. YOU AREN'T
GONNA VOMIT, ARE YOU?

NO.

WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE
DONE IT?

THE LORD PUNISHED THEM
FOR STEALING OFF US.

WHY WOULD ANYBODY
HAVE WANTED TO KILL THEM?
BESIDES US, I MEAN.

Jake: YOU SEE THEIR HORSES
AROUND HERE ANYWHERE?
JUST TO GET THEIR HORSES?

OUR HORSES
IS MORE LIKE IT.

HEY.

WHERE THE HELL
YOU GOING?

WELL, WHOEVER DONE IT,
MAYBE THEY DIDN'T
GET MY WATCH.

I CAN'T SEE WHY
THEY WOULD PASS THAT UP.

BE CAREFUL. DON'T TOUCH
THAT DEAD MAN'S SKIN.
WHY NOT?

I DON'T KNOW.
YOU JUST AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO TOUCH IT, THAT'S ALL.

WELL, I GUESS WE GOT TO BURY
THESE SONS OF BITCHES.

HATE TO WASTE THE TIME.

WE GOT US
SOME CUSTOMERS, JOE.

COME ON.
LET'S GO GET THEM.

UH-HUH.

WAIT ALL DAY,
AND NOTHING HAPPENS.

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW,
WE JUST SET DOWN TO SUPPER,
AND SOMEBODY COMES BY.

YOU GO ON
AND EAT YOUR BEANS, JOE.

ME AND THE BOYS
CAN TAKE THEM EASY.

THERE'S ONLY TWO.

MY BOY, IF IT IS A BLIND
WOMAN IN A WHEELCHAIR,

I'D STILL
GIVE HER THE ODDS.

COME ON.

WE CAN HANDLE THIS.

LET'S GO.

I JUST KNOW
I'M GOING TO REGRET THIS.

OH, SHIT.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?

OH, JUST PASSING THROUGH.
JUST PASSING THROUGH.

LOOKS TO ME
LIKE YOU'RE STANDING STILL.

WE THOUGHT WE SEEN
A JACK RABBIT.

WE WANTED TO GET
A SHOT AT HIM, THAT'S ALL.

WELL, I DON'T SEE
NO JACK RABBIT.

YOU, ORIN?
NOPE.

I SEE TWO JACKASSES,
THOUGH.

WELL, WE'LL BE
MOVING ALONG NOW.

THAT'S YOUR HORSE, JAKE.
NO, IT AIN'T.

IT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT
LIKE HIM, BUT NO, NO.

ADIOS.

ADIOS?

WHAT'S YOUR HURRY,
AMIGO?

SAY, MISTER,
I HAD THIS WATCH.

T-T-THIS GOLD POCKET WATCH,
IT WAS,

AND, UM--
Jake: DREW.

IT BELONGED TO MY BROTHER,
AND IT AIN'T WORTH NOTHING,
EXCEPT TO ME,

BUT T-T-THE THING OF IT IS
THAT I PROMISED MY MA--

DREW, THESE MEN
AIN'T SEEN YOUR WATCH!

WELL, NOW, WE'LL BE
MOVING ON. SO LONG.

Man: TICK, TOCK.

TICK, TOCK.
TICK, TOCK.

SIR, I WOULD ADVISE YOU
TO HAND THAT OVER

ON ACCOUNT OF MY FRIEND HERE
IS A LIGHTNING GUNMAN.

A LIGHTNING GUNMAN, IS HE?
HOBBS, YOU MUST BE
CRAPPING ALL OVER YOURSELF.

WELL, I GUESS WE AIN'T
GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO TRY
TO DEFEND OURSELVES.

LOOK, NOW.
WE DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE.

WE'RE JUST GOING TO
GET ON THIS MULE

AND LIGHT OUT OF HERE,
ALL RIGHT?

YOU LITTLE SACK OF SHIT!

[ GUNFIRE CONTINUES ]

Man:
THEY KILLED YOU, ORIN!

GET ONE OF THEM
BEFORE YOU DIE!

I'M GONNA BLAST THE FIRST ONE
I SEE RIGHT IN THE BALLS!

I'M DEAD.
THE LITTLE RUNT GOT ME.

Jake: DREW! DREW!
I'M OUT OF BULLETS.

Drew: JAKE?

STOP,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

DREW!

YOU MURDERING BASTARD!
COME BACK HERE!

Jake: DREW!

DON'T SHOOT!
DON'T SHOOT!

Orin: I'M COMING,
JACKSON! HOLD ON!

YOUR FRIEND HAS PASSED ON.

YOU'RE WELCOME
TO KEEP COMING, THOUGH.

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

I CAN STAND PLENTY,
BUT I CAN'T STAND THAT.

I'LL KILL YOU.

WELL, WE DONE IT.
THAT'S THE LOT.

GO GET YOUR WATCH.

YOU SURE AS HELL
EARNED IT.

WHOO! AIN'T WE A PAIR!

I NEVER LET ON, JAKE,
BUT EVER SINCE I LEFT HOME,

I BEEN THINKING I WAS A COWARD,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I MEAN, IF I'D OF
REALLY HAD TO GO TO WAR,

I WASN'T SURE
HOW I'D OF BEEN.

WELL, I AIN'T WORRYING NO MORE.

I MEAN, SURE,
I WAS SCARED, AT FIRST,

BUT WHEN THE CHIPS WERE DOWN,
IT WAS CLEAR SAILING.

I JUST, UH...

YOU NEVER DID ROB
THAT HARDWARE STORE, DID YOU?

BY GOD, I GOT IT.

JAKE?

JAKE!

JAKE!

WHERE YOU HIDING?

HEY, GIVE ME BACK
THE MONEY.

WHY DON'T YOU
JUST-- JAKE!

I WAS GOING TO
SPLIT THE MONEY WITH YOU
WHEN WE GOT TO A TOWN.

REALLY AND TRULY, I WAS.

THERE WASN'T NO PLACE
TO SPEND IT HERE.

JAKE!

JAKE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
YOU COME BACK HERE
WITH MY MONEY,

OR I SWEAR,
I'LL KILL YOU!

NOVEMBER 27, 1863.

I HAVE TRIED TO LOOK
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
OF ALL OF THIS,

BUT I CAN'T THINK
OF WHAT IT WOULD BE.

I HAVE BEEN ROBBED
OF ALL MY MONEY

AND LEFT TO DIE ON THE PRAIRIE,
ALONE AND FRIENDLESS.

WEATHER GOOD.

NOVEMBER 28, 1863.

I HAVE DETERMINED
NOT TO DIE AFTER ALL.

IF THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL
COULD ENDURE 40 YEARS
IN THE DESERT,

THEN A GREENVILLE, OHIO BOY
OUGHT TO NOT GIVE UP.

I SHOT AND ATE A SKUNK TODAY.

TASTE DIDN'T ENTER
MUCH INTO IT.

NOVEMBER 29, 1863.

IF I EVER FIND JAKE RUMSEY,
I WILL KILL HIM.

[ MOOING ]

[ WOMAN CRYING ]

MARSHAL.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN
WITH JOE SIMMONS'S GANG?

ABOUT A MONTH, SIR.

WHAT JOBS YOU PULL?

A COUPLE OF STAGECOACHES
OVER BY OLATHE,

A FEW STRAY TRAVELERS
A LITTLE EAST OF HERE,

A CAFE DOWN IN MANSFIELD,
AND THEN THIS.

THAT ALL?
YES, SIR.

HOW MANY JOE GOT
IN HIS GANG NOW?

UH, TEN.
NO, NINE... NOT COUNTING ME.

WHERE'S HE HID OUT?

SON... IN A COUPLE
OF MINUTES,

YOU'RE GOING TO BE
FACE-TO-FACE WITH YOUR MAKER.

NOW, AFTER WHAT YOU DID HERE
TO THESE PEOPLE,

I THINK IT WILL GO DOWN
A LOT EASIER WITH THE LORD

IF YOU'LL HELP US OUT NOW
AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

[ SIGHS ]

FOLLOW THAT TRAIL OUT FRONT
WEST ABOUT 20 MILES,

TILL YOU COME TO A CUTOFF
HEADING NORTH.

TAKE THAT TILL YOU COME
TO AN OLD, RUN-DOWN SHACK.

THAT'S THEM.

[ SIGHS ]

HOIST HIM UP, BOYS.

EXCUSE ME.
UH, THIS MAN, SIMMONS.

DID A YOUNG FELLOW
JOIN UP WITH HIM
IN THE LAST DAY OR SO?

ABOUT MY AGE.
HIS NAME IS JAKE RUMSEY.

WELL, THANK YOU.

WE'RE ALL SET, MARSHAL.
GOOD LUCK, BOY.

HYAH!

MARSHAL,

I'D LIKE TO
JOIN UP WITH YOU, SIR.

NOW, AS LONG AS I'M PAYING
FOR THESE BULLETS,

I WANT TO SEE A MAN DROP
FOR EVERY SHOT.

ABOUT READY, BOBBY?

JUST A MINUTE.

ALL RIGHT!

FIRE!

DAMN IT!

[ GROANING ]

JAKE!

[ GROANS ]

CHAW?

WHEN I WANT TO
CHEW ON HORSESHIT,
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

SAY, YOU WAS IN WICHITA
IN '53, WASN'T YOU?

YEP.

YOU MUST HAVE KNOWN
"CURLY" BILL BROSIUS, THEN.

CURLY BILL?
ALWAYS WORE WHITE GLOVES?

THAT'S THE ONE.

BET YOU DON'T
KNOW WHY, DO YOU?

COVERED UP HIS WARTS.

HE WAS GOOD
WITH A GUN, THOUGH.

HE WAS FAIR. JUST FAIR.

FAIR?

DID YOU EVER SEE HIM
DO THAT FANCY SPIN OF HIS?

WELL, BOY, WHERE DO YOU
THINK HE LEARNED THAT?

I TAUGHT IT TO HIM ONE DAY
WHEN I WAS FEELING GENEROUS.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN
CHRISTMAS.

BULL.

SMART. SMART.

YOU GOT SOME REAL THINKERS
IN YOUR OUTFIT, BOBBY.

I TELL YOU, BOYS...

I'M THE OLDEST WHORE
ON THE BLOCK.

YOU SURE COME UP IN THE
WORLD, AIN'T YOU, PARD?

WELL, YOU LAUGH
ALL YOU WANT, YOUNG MAN.

BUT JUST REMEMBER,

THEY'RE GOING TO HANG YOU,
AND I'M GOING TO WATCH IT.

YOU THINK THEY'LL REALLY HANG
A YOUNG FELLOW LIKE ME?

I KNOW IT FOR A FACT.

AH, SHIT,
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU LEFT ME

BACK THERE
ON THE PRAIRIE TO DIE?

REMEMBER THAT?

WELL, WHEN I WAS WANDERING,
ALONE AND FORSAKEN,

JUST ABOUT THE TIME I WAS
READY TO GIVE UP THE GHOST,

I SAID TO MYSELF, "HANG ON.

"'CAUSE IF THERE'S
ANY JUSTICE

"LEFT IN THIS WORLD,
YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE

LONG ENOUGH
TO SEE JAKE RUMSEY DEAD."

LISTEN, PARD,
LET'S CLEAR THE AIR,
IF YOU EVER HEARD OF THAT.

WHAT I MEAN IS
I AIN'T MAD AT YOU NO MORE.

WHAT?

I CONSIDER WE'RE EVEN.

WE'RE EVEN?

YOU STOLE
MY GODDAMN MONEY!

YOU HID IT FROM US.
[ SCOFFS ]

YOU LIED EVERY MINUTE SINCE
I KNOWN YOU. YOU LET ME
TAKE ALL THE CHANCES,

YOU LET YOUR PALS
NEAR STARVE TO DEATH,

YOU BULLSHITTED US
ABOUT THAT HARDWARE STORE
JUST TO GET IN WITH US.

YOU BULLSHITTED US
RIGHT TO THE END.

WELL, YOU DIRTY BANDIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE--

COME ON. YOU'RE A TWO-FACED
SHIT-KICKER, AND I'M GLAD
TO FINALLY KNOW IT.

BUT LIKE I SAID,
NOW WE'RE SQUARED.

I FIGURE I PAID YOU BACK
FOR ALL YOUR LYING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I DONE
WITH YOUR MONEY?

WHAT?

I SPENT IT ON WHORES,

JUST 'CAUSE I KNEW
THAT'S WHAT YOU
WOULDN'T HAVE DONE.

NOW, LET'S BURY THE HATCHET
AND TALK TURKEY.

I WOULDN'T TALK
NOTHING WITH YOU.

WAIT!

I BET YOU'D TALK $1,000.

YOU AIN'T GOT A NICKEL.

NO, NOT ON ME, BUT I KNOW
WHERE A THOUSAND IS BURIED.

COME ON. WE CAN SPLIT IT
RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE.

YOU CAN GET YOUR $85 BACK,
AND THEN SOME.

I GOT NO REASON
TO BELIEVE YOU.

NOW, YOU GOT THAT BACKWARDS,
DON'T YOU, PARD?

YOU'RE THE LIAR.
I'M THE CROOK.

I NEVER LIED TO YOU
IN MY LIFE.

YOU NEVER DID NOTHING
FOR ME, JAKE.

YOU GOT THE TIME?

SEE, YOU STILL GOT THAT
WATCH THAT MEANT SO MUCH
TO YOU, DON'T YOU?

I DIDN'T TAKE THAT.

MARSHAL, YOU AIN'T
EVEN LISTENING TO WHAT
I'M TRYING TO SAY.

I GOT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
TO HANG IN THE MORNING.

THE NIGHT IS HALF GONE.

WHY DON'T YOU
GO TELL YOUR FRIEND

THAT YOU TRIED,
AND I SAID NO.

NOW, GOOD NIGHT.

MARSHAL, I KNOW
YOU'RE A FAIR MAN.

AND JAKE AIN'T--
I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD,

BUT HE AIN'T ONE OF THEM.

HE REALLY AIN'T.

IT LOOKS BAD,
I GRANT YOU THAT.

BUT I KNOW JAKE REAL WELL.

WE STARTED
OUT WEST TOGETHER.

WELL, SIR, HE'S WHITE
ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

THAT'S A REAL NICE
SPEECH, SON.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL IT
TO THAT POOR WOMAN

WHOSE HUSBAND
WE HAD TO BURY BACK THERE?

JAKE DIDN'T DO THAT,
MARSHAL.

HE DON'T WANT
NO PART OF KILLING AT ALL.

WHY, HIS ONLY BROTHER
WAS SHOT DEAD AT CHICKAMAUGA.

EVERY DOLLAR HE GETS,

HALF OF IT HE SENDS
BACK TO HIS MOTHER.

HE DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH,
BUT HE'S TRUE-BLUE.
I SWEAR IT.

NOW, BOY, I DON'T USUALLY
TAKE ON STRANGERS
IN MY OUTFIT,

BUT YOU SEEMED LIKE
A CHRISTIAN SORT, SO I DID.

DON'T MAKE ME
REGRET MY DECISION.

MARSHAL, YOU DON'T WANT IT
ON YOUR CONSCIENCE

THAT YOU HANGED
AN INNOCENT MAN.

GET OUT OF HERE, BOY.

I WANT TO GO TO BED.

[ WHISPERING ]
SHH. IT'S ME.

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
COME ON.

HOLD STILL.

COME ON.
WHERE ARE THE HORSES?

I GOT A COUPLE SADDLED UP
OVER THIS WAY.

NOW, KEEP QUIET.

HEY, SLOW DOWN.
WE GOT TWO DAYS
ON THAT POSSE.

THEY AIN'T NEVER
GOING TO CATCH US NOW.

TRYING THE DRUMMER'S
FAREWELL, HUH, JAKE?

[ GUN COCKS ]

LOOK, YOU AND ME
GOT TO HAVE A TALK.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE NO MONEY
IS HID, DO YOU, JAKE?

NOPE.

AND YOU CALLED ME A LIAR.

BETTER SHOOT ME
AND GET IT OVER WITH.

NO.

NO, I AIN'T GOING TO
SHOOT YOU, JAKE.

I AIN'T LETTING YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT
TILL I GET BACK MY $85.

I'M STICKING TO YOU
LIKE GLUE,
YOU SON OF A BITCH,

TILL YOU PAY ME BACK
EVERY CENT.

YOU AIN'T RUNNING OUT
ON ME, JAKE.

NOT ANYMORE.

SAY, HOW DID THAT
JANE EYRE
TURN OUT IN THE END?

FINE. JUST FINE.

STICK 'EM UP.