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Find Bilquis.
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She fucked me up.
Make her fix me.
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Go into the hoard.
You get the spear.
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You bring it back to me.
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Wish me luck.
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I couldn't help
overhearing you
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asking about Derek.
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Derek's a troubled kid.
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Not a bad kid, mind you.
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You know, this goes
a lot better for you, Derek,
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if you just tell me
what happened to Alison.
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No, I had nothing to do
with this Alison shit.
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You've always wanted
a normal life.
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Now you can have it.
Your obligation
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to me
has been fulfilled.
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I'm proud of the man
you've become.
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The fuck?
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That's Gungnir,
Odin's spear.
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What do you really plan
to do with that?
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I'm gonna kill Wednesday.
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Lakeside, Wisconsin, please.
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Make it Jacksonville.
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Put yourself back in charge
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so you can become
your best you.
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How?
With SHARD.
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Coming soon, a future that
puts its faith in you.
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Fuck!
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- SHARD...
- Fucking hell!
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They're calling it
the most downloaded,
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highest-trending
media push ever released.
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Totally crashed
the Internet this week.
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Uh, Instagram,
Twitter, Facebook.
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Apparently, it's working.
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Nine million subscriptions
on Day 1. Nine, people.
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And I've never heard of
anything like this before.
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They're calling
it a state-of-the-art
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life management system.
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Yeah, but can it
find me a woman
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who wants me for
my mind? Come on.
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...spiritual needs.
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♪ After all these years of loving you ♪
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Coming soon. A future
that puts its faith in you.
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With SHARD.
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Where the fuck
have you been?
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And a very good morning
to you, fair Cordelia.
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You totally dropped
off the grid.
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Yeah, I know that's
what you do,
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but you did it to me,
whose job it is
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to know where
the fuck you are.
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It's for your own good.
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If you're hungry,
order to go.
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We gotta be in Chicago
by tonight.
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It's imperative.
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Jesus, you look like shit.
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When was the last time
you slept?
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I'll sleep... when I'm dead.
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*AMERICAN GODS*
Season 03 Episode 01
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Episode Title: "WThe Lake Effect"
Aired on: March 14, 2021
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♪ Down in Caroline ♪
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Heads or tails?
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Cut it out.
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I think you would
have said... tails.
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So I'm gonna say heads.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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I'm very happy for you
with your lucky powers or whatever...
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Mm, you're not.
But go on.
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But I have much more
important shit to think about
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than what you plan to do
with my fucking coin.
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You do have a plan
for that, I assume?
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Stabbing a god?
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Yup. Get spear,
shank shithead.
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Pull off at the next exit.
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Why?
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So we can find a place
for me to teach you
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how to use the fucking spear.
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This is the god-killer.
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And it doesn't exactly come
with an instruction manual.
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You want me
to teach you or not?
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Oh, hi, Mike!
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Starting to feel
like summer, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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How you doing, Mike?
It's been awhile.
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Mike.
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Hey. I was hoping
we could talk.
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I, uh...
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I got a call.
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Uh, something happened.
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He was such a good boy.
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You'll be the first person I talk to.
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Just... give me some time
to sort this out.
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Of course.
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You okay?
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Not really.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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He was doing good in therapy.
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Hadn't missed a day
of school or work.
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Till today.
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Chief. Need you
to see something.
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Alison McGovern's coat, chief.
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Found it in the back
of the kid's closet.
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Well...
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I've gotta go away
on an important business trip,
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but, uh,
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you're in good hands.
When I get back...
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we'll go somewhere,
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have some fun.
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Just you and me.
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Would you like that?
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I wonder if you can help me.
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About something called
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Artifact Number 1.
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Hey, you got a minute?
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Not really.
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Look, we really need
to talk about this.
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I mean, I knew Derek.
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In the way that everyone
here knows everyone,
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which is not as well
as we think, it seems.
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Look, I have to get back
to the office.
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Maybe we'll see each other
later at the Ice Festival?
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Shouldn't they postpone
that or something?
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They floated cancelling it
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at the emergency
city council meeting,
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but as Hinzelmann made
everyone keenly aware,
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the kids wait for this
all year, so...
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Everyone's gonna put on
their brave face
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and carry on like
everything's normal.
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Wait. Derek, he...
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He couldn't have killed Alison.
Something else is going on.
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- Like what?
- I don't know.
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I just don't think
it was Derek!
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It just doesn't
make any sense!
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Things just don't add up
with the kids in this town.
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You got Derek, Alison.
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Sandy.
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What about Sandy?
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I went to Florida
and I spoke to Darren.
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You did what?
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- I just thought that, that he...
- I can't believe you did this!
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I only did it so that
you would have peace of mind
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and you would know
how he was doing.
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But Sandy never went
to live with his father.
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I-I don't even think
he ran away.
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And the only reason
he's not responding
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to your messages and cards
is because he is missing.
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Like Alison.
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You deserve the truth.
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The truth, whatever it is,
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doesn't get me out of bed
in the morning.
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It doesn't do my job.
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It doesn't take Leon
to school
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or hockey practice
or sleepovers!
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So don't fucking preach to me
about the truth!
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I just...
I'm trying to say...
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You ready to try?
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Yeah, I think I got it.
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I've done my share
of pub crawls.
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It's like a big dart.
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That, um...
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...is actually a very
good way to think about it.
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Except this thing weighs
about as much as you.
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Oh.
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The first thing
you need to do
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is find the balance point.
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Don't manhandle it.
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And back about
a hand's width.
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Line up to the target.
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Do you really have
to kill this dude?
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Yes, I do.
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Either I go out
trying to kill him,
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or I die breaking my word
to the tech Nazis.
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But with them it's not
just my life on the line,
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cause I fucking dragged
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Salim and Shadow's names
into it as well.
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So, yeah, there's really
no rethinking things.
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It's really not
your problem, though.
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I mean,
if you leave now,
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you can be at the craps tables
in Vegas by morning.
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I can figure this out.
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Take the coin
and you can't miss.
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Don't fuck with me.
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Take it.
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It's a loan.
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Oh, fuck me.
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Votan, you know
that shit will kill you.
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As there is no evening
star to greet me
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with backhanded hospitality,
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I let myself in,
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sent my girl Friday
to the roof,
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and told her that
there would be a goddess
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who has a fondness
for kissing my employees.
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Yeah, whatever, Votan.
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I'm not in the mood.
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I'm tired, I'm going to bed.
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So, can we talk about
your war tomorrow morning?
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Peace.
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It's peace that
we need to talk about.
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Peace?
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My war campaign has been a dismal failure.
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The New Gods won
before we started.
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We have to face that.
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Are you drunk?
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I have never been more sober
in my life, old friend.
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It's time.
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You promised us a war!
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There will never be peace,
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not with them!
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We have to fight!
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Otherwise, we are forgotten.
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We won't be forgotten.
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The few that remain
will whisper our names.
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Votan?
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Fuck you.
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Fuck me?
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Fine.
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We are the true gods, Votan.
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There are many faithful
out there
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who still believes in us.
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Who will protect them, huh?
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We can't even
protect ourselves.
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I came here to ask you
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to be my second
in peace talks.
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Please?
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The Votan I know
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would never say "please".
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What's the matter with you?
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Have you lost your balls
somewhere out there?
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♪ I know ♪
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♪ You won't come back ♪
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♪ And I know ♪
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♪ That it might be my fault ♪
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♪ And I've got a lot to ♪
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I'm off to the store, Sandy.
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Mom! I'm recording.
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Oh, sorry.
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Listen, don't forget;
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You promised to pick up
Leon after practice, okay?
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Hey, Chad!
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Chad!
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You got a minute?
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We both looked Derek
in the eye.
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He wasn't a killer.
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This is a crime scene
now, Mike.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to step behind the perimeter.
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Look, there is
something else going on.
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Okay?
Something we can't see.
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Alison was not
the only kid
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to go missing
in this town.
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What are you talkin' about?
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I went to Florida,
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went to check
on Sandy Olsen.
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He wasn't there.
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Are you a cop now?
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Look, wherever
Sandy Olsen went,
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it has got nothing
to do with Alison!
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00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:13,970
Now, I don't remember
the last time
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there was a dead kid
in Lakeside,
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but now I've got two
of 'em back to back!
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What if it's three?
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What if it's more?
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A lot more.
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I listened to you
about Derek,
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and now we're
in this mess.
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So, if you could
just please
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get behind
the goddamn line.
265
00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:14,422
Oh, my goodness!
266
00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:17,336
Leon,
this is incredible.
267
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,296
Gosh, it took
me so long to make it.
268
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,124
Come here!
269
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:23,692
Like this part right here.
That part was crazy.
270
00:21:23,776 --> 00:21:27,391
Mike, you look like a fly
fisher who's off the bite.
271
00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:30,393
Yeah.
272
00:21:31,697 --> 00:21:33,135
Just came from Derek's.
273
00:21:33,786 --> 00:21:37,139
Oh, yes, so tragic.
274
00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:39,360
No need to let
that sad affair
275
00:21:39,444 --> 00:21:41,492
ruin our lovely festival.
276
00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:45,408
I mean, have you ever seen
a more perfect bonfire?
277
00:21:51,673 --> 00:21:53,374
Surviving winter
in Lakeside
278
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:54,984
is no small feat.
279
00:21:59,072 --> 00:22:01,599
We aren't just celebrating
the end of winter.
280
00:22:01,683 --> 00:22:04,209
We're celebrating
our good fortune.
281
00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:08,475
Oh, Ann-Marie!
282
00:22:08,777 --> 00:22:10,127
Olga!
283
00:22:47,076 --> 00:22:48,515
The trunk.
284
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,243
No, no! Hey! Hey! Ah!
285
00:26:15,981 --> 00:26:17,854
Well, thanks for
the fucking help.
286
00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:19,856
Little bit distracted.
287
00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:22,686
I only have to kill
a literal god tomorrow.
288
00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:24,165
You'll be fine.
289
00:26:25,164 --> 00:26:26,950
You have the coin.
290
00:26:27,688 --> 00:26:29,345
Yeah, well, perfect plans
are not always perfect
291
00:26:29,429 --> 00:26:31,099
where Wednesday
is involved, so...
292
00:26:37,611 --> 00:26:41,008
Um, I might die tomorrow.
293
00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:44,303
And I would really like to
feel something before I go.
294
00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:52,802
I just wanna
feel... wanted?
295
00:26:53,671 --> 00:26:55,021
I just wanna be, like,
296
00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:57,068
pushed up against
a fucking wall
297
00:26:57,152 --> 00:26:58,635
and feel somebody
wanting me.
298
00:26:58,719 --> 00:27:00,376
Maybe for the last time, ever.
299
00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:02,570
So, do you think maybe
you could help me out?
300
00:27:24,963 --> 00:27:26,749
Actually, um...
301
00:27:29,141 --> 00:27:30,840
I used to do this a lot.
302
00:27:31,012 --> 00:27:32,365
I would find someone
to have sex with
303
00:27:32,449 --> 00:27:34,802
when I was anxious
or... or bored.
304
00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:36,236
And it's not...
305
00:27:37,454 --> 00:27:39,066
It's not good.
306
00:27:39,238 --> 00:27:42,070
Uh, we shouldn't...
307
00:27:42,154 --> 00:27:43,680
We shouldn't do...
I'm sorry.
308
00:27:43,764 --> 00:27:45,116
We should definitely
not do that.
309
00:27:48,552 --> 00:27:50,512
Just as I was getting
used to the idea.
310
00:27:50,815 --> 00:27:52,080
I mean, it's nothing
to do with you.
311
00:27:52,164 --> 00:27:53,863
You're... you're fine.
312
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,476
I'm fine?
313
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,129
Yeah, you're fine.
314
00:27:58,213 --> 00:28:01,568
You're...
fucking attractive.
315
00:28:01,652 --> 00:28:02,699
Is that what
you want me to say?
316
00:28:02,783 --> 00:28:03,744
You're very attractive.
317
00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:15,277
It's... Now that I'm
alive again, I just...
318
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,408
I mean, the last time
that I had real,
319
00:28:18,233 --> 00:28:21,151
like, actual
alive sex was...
320
00:28:24,675 --> 00:28:26,025
...was Robbie.
321
00:28:29,157 --> 00:28:30,248
That's not good.
322
00:28:30,332 --> 00:28:31,336
And that's why we definitely
323
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,598
should not... not do that.
324
00:28:34,467 --> 00:28:36,514
Does it matter
what I think?
325
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:44,437
I think what
you need is a plan
326
00:28:44,521 --> 00:28:46,220
for what comes next.
327
00:28:47,567 --> 00:28:49,353
When you're done
with Wednesday,
328
00:28:50,222 --> 00:28:51,531
and you aren't dead.
329
00:28:55,662 --> 00:28:58,928
When I was a kid, I, uh,
330
00:28:59,231 --> 00:29:01,323
I used to sit in a pew
just like that.
331
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:04,544
And I would pray
for God to be real,
332
00:29:04,628 --> 00:29:06,371
and magic,
333
00:29:06,455 --> 00:29:08,722
and I would pray
that I was special.
334
00:29:08,806 --> 00:29:10,809
And the thing about
all of that shit,
335
00:29:11,373 --> 00:29:14,988
fuckin' religion,
fate, destiny, whatever,
336
00:29:16,161 --> 00:29:17,642
is that it's not real
337
00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:20,385
and it's actually
just a fucking cage.
338
00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:23,387
It's, like, shackles.
And I just...
339
00:29:26,693 --> 00:29:28,175
I just wanna be free.
340
00:29:33,526 --> 00:29:35,749
Has anyone ever told you
that you're very cynical
341
00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:39,490
and more than slightly
overdramatic?
342
00:29:39,619 --> 00:29:41,885
And I'm not talking about destiny.
343
00:29:41,969 --> 00:29:44,104
I meant you need a challenge.
344
00:29:44,668 --> 00:29:46,018
Like bowling.
345
00:29:46,887 --> 00:29:48,412
Like bowling?
346
00:29:48,759 --> 00:29:51,025
Ugly shirts.
Greasy pizza.
347
00:29:51,109 --> 00:29:52,590
Let's go tomorrow.
348
00:29:54,112 --> 00:29:56,725
You're all wound up
about this one thing.
349
00:29:58,159 --> 00:29:59,641
There has to be life after.
350
00:30:00,771 --> 00:30:02,383
It doesn't have to be bowling.
351
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,951
We could get tattoos.
352
00:30:06,167 --> 00:30:07,649
Or go skydiving.
353
00:30:09,562 --> 00:30:11,174
Well, I've never
been skydiving.
354
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:13,089
Great.
355
00:30:13,522 --> 00:30:15,789
You stick the All-Father
with the magic spear,
356
00:30:15,873 --> 00:30:17,615
then I get my coin.
357
00:30:19,093 --> 00:30:20,575
Then, we skydive.
358
00:30:21,008 --> 00:30:22,358
Ha.
359
00:30:23,010 --> 00:30:25,101
Okay, cool.
360
00:30:25,883 --> 00:30:26,887
Let's do it.
361
00:30:30,278 --> 00:30:32,327
♪ Time with my Rolex ♪
362
00:30:32,411 --> 00:30:34,632
♪ Saving quarters
in my porch ♪
363
00:30:36,197 --> 00:30:37,547
Honey?
364
00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:39,811
You home?
365
00:30:40,114 --> 00:30:41,813
Out here!
366
00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:48,082
♪ And when she starts
to pout ♪
367
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:50,998
♪ I don't have to shout ♪
368
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:54,174
♪ She knows what I'm about ♪
369
00:30:54,955 --> 00:30:56,264
There she is.
370
00:30:56,348 --> 00:30:57,742
Someone's home early.
371
00:30:57,958 --> 00:30:59,136
Right?
372
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:01,964
I let the new guy
close up.
373
00:31:03,834 --> 00:31:06,403
It must be nice to have
another trainer help you.
374
00:31:06,924 --> 00:31:08,840
Yeah. It's definitely
good for business.
375
00:31:09,143 --> 00:31:10,626
And it gives me more time
376
00:31:10,710 --> 00:31:12,975
to focus on
the important things.
377
00:31:19,371 --> 00:31:20,722
Oh!
378
00:31:21,721 --> 00:31:23,594
Oh, yeah.
379
00:31:27,031 --> 00:31:29,427
♪ And when I come to bed ♪
380
00:31:34,865 --> 00:31:36,434
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't move a muscle.
381
00:31:36,518 --> 00:31:37,868
Let me get her.
382
00:31:40,218 --> 00:31:42,178
♪ I was only having fun ♪
383
00:31:43,221 --> 00:31:44,963
What are you doing?
384
00:31:45,484 --> 00:31:47,881
♪ You fucked me
you ungrateful tart ♪
385
00:31:47,965 --> 00:31:50,405
♪ After all I've
done for you ♪
386
00:31:50,489 --> 00:31:53,234
♪ So what if you're a
little black and blue ♪
387
00:31:53,318 --> 00:31:56,063
♪ I guess I just
love you too much ♪
388
00:32:15,296 --> 00:32:17,170
I don't know what to do.
389
00:32:18,952 --> 00:32:22,437
Why should I join you
in that endless eternity?
390
00:32:22,521 --> 00:32:23,871
Huh?
391
00:32:24,828 --> 00:32:27,964
Be with you forever.
392
00:32:28,048 --> 00:32:30,706
I don't know.
What am I gonna do?
393
00:32:33,575 --> 00:32:37,146
You want me to become
the Dark One
394
00:32:37,841 --> 00:32:39,453
once again, huh?
395
00:32:44,369 --> 00:32:47,330
Ah, Zorya.
396
00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:51,029
Please talk to me.
397
00:32:52,159 --> 00:32:54,424
I need you to guide me.
398
00:33:06,347 --> 00:33:07,785
Zorya.
399
00:33:12,049 --> 00:33:13,487
Zorya.
400
00:33:29,370 --> 00:33:31,201
What the fuck?
401
00:33:33,984 --> 00:33:35,770
Let him work it out.
402
00:33:35,899 --> 00:33:37,555
Um, he's doing that?
403
00:33:37,639 --> 00:33:38,818
Uh-huh.
404
00:33:38,902 --> 00:33:40,428
You know, I'm sensing
a pattern here.
405
00:33:42,906 --> 00:33:45,083
We drop in on
old friends of yours,
406
00:33:46,126 --> 00:33:47,957
they hate your guts
and freak out.
407
00:33:49,564 --> 00:33:52,092
You e-eat their food
and drink their booze
408
00:33:52,176 --> 00:33:53,789
until they calm down.
409
00:33:56,528 --> 00:33:59,402
You ever worried that
one day it won't work?
410
00:34:01,794 --> 00:34:03,364
We leave in the morning.
411
00:34:03,448 --> 00:34:05,279
After I wake up.
412
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:48,799
A big mistake people make with hypothermia
413
00:34:49,233 --> 00:34:52,108
is wrapping a fellow
in blankets right away.
414
00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:54,936
Especially in wet clothes.
415
00:34:56,501 --> 00:34:58,896
A hot bath...
416
00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:02,291
that's what sailors have done
for hundreds of years.
417
00:35:03,116 --> 00:35:04,466
Come on.
418
00:35:07,555 --> 00:35:09,994
Warms you up
from the inside.
419
00:35:18,044 --> 00:35:20,571
Given how long
you were underwater,
420
00:35:20,655 --> 00:35:22,746
you should be a dead man.
421
00:35:23,006 --> 00:35:24,271
And your luck
doesn't stop there.
422
00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:26,533
You won the clunker
competition!
423
00:35:26,879 --> 00:35:29,100
7:25 pm.
424
00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:31,408
Just like you guessed.
425
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,761
You must have some powerful
guardians looking after you.
426
00:35:45,854 --> 00:35:47,249
You killed them.
427
00:35:49,989 --> 00:35:51,339
All of 'em.
428
00:35:55,864 --> 00:35:58,391
You put the clunker
on the ice every year.
429
00:36:03,307 --> 00:36:06,268
You knew to frame Derek for
killing Alison because of me.
430
00:36:09,095 --> 00:36:10,707
You have to understand,
431
00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:14,885
they are a necessary sacrifice
432
00:36:15,449 --> 00:36:17,672
in accordance
with Norse tradition.
433
00:36:17,756 --> 00:36:21,631
Just one child
every few years to give
434
00:36:22,369 --> 00:36:25,679
thousands of townsfolk
a lifetime of prosperity.
435
00:36:27,244 --> 00:36:29,814
You know anyone here could
put the pieces together
436
00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:31,381
if they wanted to.
437
00:36:31,465 --> 00:36:32,817
But they don't.
438
00:36:32,901 --> 00:36:35,558
They don't wanna
know the price.
439
00:36:36,296 --> 00:36:39,170
And you don't have
to burden them with it.
440
00:36:39,691 --> 00:36:43,566
The world is a dark
and dangerous place.
441
00:36:43,956 --> 00:36:46,830
I provide shelter
from the storm.
442
00:36:50,745 --> 00:36:52,358
Forget what you saw today.
443
00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:55,883
You can have
a wonderful life here.
444
00:36:57,230 --> 00:37:00,975
Safe and happy and loved.
445
00:37:04,107 --> 00:37:07,068
I'm not gonna let you
just keep doing this.
446
00:37:10,026 --> 00:37:12,813
I knew this would happen
the moment you arrived.
447
00:37:13,594 --> 00:37:15,251
But I owed Wednesday a debt,
448
00:37:15,335 --> 00:37:17,470
and he came to collect.
449
00:37:17,642 --> 00:37:19,472
And you know your father.
450
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:25,739
Truly, I'm more of
a benevolent spirit.
451
00:37:26,346 --> 00:37:28,916
But they made
sacrifices in my name,
452
00:37:29,262 --> 00:37:31,266
and now, I have to deliver.
453
00:37:34,137 --> 00:37:35,727
That's enough, Ann-Marie.
454
00:37:40,621 --> 00:37:42,059
Stop!
455
00:37:42,493 --> 00:37:44,323
Stop! Put your hands
behind your head!
456
00:37:44,408 --> 00:37:45,758
Stop!
457
00:39:00,745 --> 00:39:02,096
Jesus Christ.
458
00:39:03,574 --> 00:39:05,534
What the...
I shot her.
459
00:39:05,924 --> 00:39:06,971
What...
460
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:22,248
All cultures impose
their own meaning on the heavens.
461
00:39:22,332 --> 00:39:24,597
Look at these stars, huh?
462
00:39:25,422 --> 00:39:27,166
Probably the most famous stars
in the world.
463
00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:29,471
You probably know
them as... what?
464
00:39:30,122 --> 00:39:31,865
The Big Dipper.
465
00:39:32,124 --> 00:39:33,911
Other cultures know
them as Ursa Major.
466
00:39:33,995 --> 00:39:35,783
Others as Favdna's
Bow and Arrow.
467
00:39:35,867 --> 00:39:37,785
Some as the Seven Gods.
468
00:39:37,869 --> 00:39:41,048
Personally,
I prefer Odin's Wain.
469
00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:42,963
Or do I?
470
00:39:44,789 --> 00:39:46,401
The stars:
471
00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:50,013
Frontier to the future
and map to the past.
472
00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:53,235
That's why this is
a perfect place
473
00:39:53,319 --> 00:39:54,757
to bring it all
to an end.
474
00:39:55,887 --> 00:39:57,978
It's an end for you
and me too, kid.
475
00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,030
All good things must, huh?
476
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:09,730
Are you gonna be able
477
00:40:09,814 --> 00:40:11,564
to take care of
yourself without me?
478
00:40:12,686 --> 00:40:14,836
You sure you've got that
the right way around?
479
00:40:18,388 --> 00:40:20,306
Where can we hide
in the fair weather,
480
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:22,568
we orphans of the storm?
481
00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:25,135
Evelyn Waugh.
482
00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,358
Okay.
483
00:40:29,442 --> 00:40:30,968
The assholes are here now.
484
00:40:36,014 --> 00:40:38,279
I hear you've been
trying out a few new looks.
485
00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:42,066
Well, variety
is the spice of life.
486
00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:45,157
Well, I like the Savile Row
psycho look. It suits you.
487
00:40:47,155 --> 00:40:50,292
I don't care
if you can make yourself
488
00:40:50,376 --> 00:40:54,078
look like the fucking
Princess Anastasia.
489
00:40:55,990 --> 00:40:58,996
Now, can we get this
the fuck over with?
490
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,260
Thank you for agreeing
to the meeting, Mr. World.
491
00:41:01,344 --> 00:41:02,913
You must be very busy.
492
00:41:05,043 --> 00:41:08,701
It was an
intriguing invitation.
493
00:41:09,308 --> 00:41:11,921
I've come to a realization
that affects both of us.
494
00:41:13,704 --> 00:41:17,623
War and bloodshed
do both of us harm.
495
00:41:18,448 --> 00:41:22,237
We fight amongst ourselves,
we demean godhood itself.
496
00:41:22,321 --> 00:41:24,587
But if we work together...
497
00:41:24,671 --> 00:41:27,590
I'm sorry if there's been
a misunderstanding, but, uh,
498
00:41:27,674 --> 00:41:30,941
we will dictate the terms.
499
00:41:32,679 --> 00:41:36,424
Our offer to the Old Gods...
500
00:41:37,467 --> 00:41:39,166
is their lives...
501
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,996
and freedom...
502
00:41:44,387 --> 00:41:46,434
to disappear
503
00:41:46,693 --> 00:41:50,394
in any corner of
America they choose.
504
00:41:51,307 --> 00:41:52,745
That's an offer?
505
00:41:52,873 --> 00:41:54,617
Here is the alternative.
506
00:41:54,701 --> 00:41:56,051
SHARD.
507
00:41:57,095 --> 00:41:59,708
We're on the cusp
of a new age,
508
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:03,407
wherein humanity
will forget the Old Gods!
509
00:42:03,797 --> 00:42:06,672
And... and you'll all die.
510
00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:12,242
Now, you can
accept my offer
511
00:42:12,458 --> 00:42:16,682
and fade from existence
in peace.
512
00:42:18,986 --> 00:42:22,470
Or we will systematically
513
00:42:23,164 --> 00:42:25,081
hunt and kill
514
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:30,608
every one of you
that gets in our way.
515
00:42:51,889 --> 00:42:53,807
You're not gonna
say anything?
516
00:42:53,891 --> 00:42:55,241
Votan!
517
00:42:56,023 --> 00:42:57,419
What are you afraid of?
518
00:42:57,503 --> 00:43:00,638
I'm not afraid anymore,
Votan, no, no, no.
519
00:43:01,638 --> 00:43:05,558
I will fight until
the bitter end.
520
00:43:05,642 --> 00:43:07,820
With or without you.
521
00:43:08,514 --> 00:43:11,519
And I will call upon
the Old Gods to join me.
522
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:22,356
Peace talks are over
for today.
523
00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:27,753
Mr. Wednesday.
524
00:44:34,470 --> 00:44:37,126
About two years ago,
525
00:44:37,647 --> 00:44:41,043
around Christmas,
Darren called me...
526
00:44:43,479 --> 00:44:46,048
...screaming
about visitation,
527
00:44:46,612 --> 00:44:48,922
I was keeping
the kids from him,
528
00:44:49,006 --> 00:44:50,661
when were they coming?
529
00:44:54,794 --> 00:44:56,885
He was drunk, and uh...
530
00:44:59,277 --> 00:45:00,890
I got mad,
and I told him
531
00:45:00,974 --> 00:45:02,760
that he would
never see the kids.
532
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,375
Sandy heard everything.
533
00:45:12,638 --> 00:45:15,121
So when he took off,
534
00:45:16,033 --> 00:45:18,864
I just thought he went to go
live with his dad, but...
535
00:45:23,475 --> 00:45:25,609
As time went on, I...
536
00:45:28,872 --> 00:45:31,746
I chose to believe it.
537
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,750
I had to.
538
00:45:45,976 --> 00:45:47,326
Where you headed?
539
00:45:50,807 --> 00:45:52,768
I've got a friend
at the Journal-Sentinel
540
00:45:52,852 --> 00:45:54,943
in Milwaukee, and, uh,
541
00:45:55,463 --> 00:45:57,381
she's been trying
to convince me for years
542
00:45:57,465 --> 00:45:58,860
to work for her, so...
543
00:46:00,468 --> 00:46:02,037
You know, I like Milwaukee.
544
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:30,326
There's a great bookstore...
545
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,809
on the East Side, on...
546
00:46:34,938 --> 00:46:36,288
on Murray.
547
00:46:40,378 --> 00:46:41,729
Maybe...
548
00:46:43,033 --> 00:46:46,342
if you ever find
yourself there...
549
00:46:52,216 --> 00:46:53,567
Yeah.
550
00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:57,206
Count on it.
551
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,936
My car is yours.
552
00:47:15,543 --> 00:47:18,418
Just... keep it purple.
553
00:47:44,703 --> 00:47:45,881
Hey, fucker!
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