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I'm here to celebrate the orient express centenary.

It is a really important event!

It is very interesting!

The party will go on...

on an old fashion train...

And all the people have to... wear nice costumes!

It should be very... amazing to try!

It should be very interesting... to have a trip in the past!

This is my wish! Well, you want to have this trip!

And I hope is wish I fun!

Why are you here alone?

I have some problems with Victor...

unbelievable!

You want to say I... You have a "friend"?

No! Come on! Tell me!

Who is he? Have I ever met him?

Come on! You can trust me! No, it isn't!

Victor and I...

We have only some problems...

We will be fine after a while! It is nothing!

Everything will be better. You will see!

You are such a nice couple! Yes, you are right!

I'm sure everything will be fine...

But you know...

After a while...

Man became more exigent...

And if he became more exigent... You have to make him happy!

What do you think?

Yes, you are right! Sorry, but I have to go now!

Bye!

You are the most charming lady...

I have ever met!

And you are for sure...

the most romantic man... I have ever met!

Please! Don't go away!

Sorry, but I really have to go! Somebody is waiting for me!

Take care!

Shut up!

You always complain!

We were to leave one hour ago! We are late!

I know but it is your fault! My fault?

What are you talking about? We were waiting for you!

You need a lot of time" to get ready to go out!

And I do not understand why! Please! Shut up!

You make me sick! I have a headache!

Like usual!

You destroyed my life!

If I think I gave you everything...

Gk...

But shut up now! Shut up!

You make me really sick!

I saved you!

My family is very important!

Without me, you are nothing!

Everybody was looking for me!

And listen to me!

Shut up!

Come on! Give me the tickets!

The tickets? You had to bring it!

Me'? I don't have the tickets!

How is it possible? You should have it!

I really don't have it! You are really useless!

Are you finished?

Thank you! You are welcome!

Please come in, have a seat!

Go!

We can go now!

Here you are!

These are the costumes!

You can choose any one you like!

Thank you!

You are welcome!

What are you doing here?

No, sorry!

Unbelievable! To spy a lady!

Shame on you! Get away from here!

I don't want to see you again!

Can I introduce myself?

Otto Von Cruger.

Thank you!

I don't know how to say thank you!

It is my pleasure to help a lady...

beautiful as you!

Well, I want to dress myself up!

Yes, of course!

Tickets please!

One moment!

Sorry, I have to check your ticket.

Can you come back later? Don't you see I'm almost naked?

Of course I see!

But I have to check your ticket!

I'm sorry. but I don't have any ticket!

Don't you?

Well, You can give me your passport!

You will not believe me" but I don't have a passport either!

You are traveling on an international train...

without a passport! It is really unbelievable!

My clear sir... Only for today... Can you forgive me'?

My lady" " It isn't very easy to see...

a beautiful lady as you!

And if I give you something to... Forgive me?

I don't want to make trouble for you!

I don't care about that! There is no problem!

Thank you!

Good morning!

Good morning!

My lady!

I'm glad to see you again!

I hope that your kindness... allows me to have a seat...

here with you!

It is my pleasure! Thank you!

I cannot believe that... without what happened this morning...

We could have never meet!

Waiter!

Champagne, please!

Soon!

Life is strange sometimes...

A gentleman like me and a lady like you...

can meet merit a bad guy!

It is really strange!

I'm very lucky!

Thank you!

Please can you help me?

Of course!

You know...

You look like a lady...

with this dress!

You are really elegant!

And you?

You will never look like a gentleman!

Let me have a look!

This is really for the orient express! Yes!

So, what do you think? It is very elegant!

It is very suitable!

It is good for you!

Now my dear... We have to start working!

There are so many jewels...

that we don't need work any more in our life!

A witch sort of life!

Later!

We have to work first! You are right!

Let's go!

You know my baron... I've never betrayed my husband!

Really?

Waiter, please some champagne! Don't you trust me?

Waiter, please some champagne! Yes, I do!

Your husband should be very happy...

If a beautiful wife like you...

is also faithful!

But he doesn't appreciate that!

Unbelievable!

Is it right?

I think it is stupid!

Is it?

Yes, it is!

Oh, my baron, you are really...

a gentleman!

Do you want to seat here?

Yes!

Can we seat here?

Please!

We don't want to disturb!

Very kindly, thank you!

Really a nice trip, isn't it?

Yes it is!

You know... What I want to do now?

No, we are not boyfriend and girlfriend!

I know"

I understand

So... you are"

Married! Yes, I am!

How do you know?

You know...

I understand it!

No please! I don't want it!

It is not polite, I don't want it!

Isn't it?

I was kidding!

Don't do that, please!

I'm really sorry!

I'm so stupid...

I'm really sorry...

I will help you!

Don't worry" "

Everything will be fine!

We can go change...

Your dress...

There are so many in the wardrobe!

I cannot resist any more!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No?

Yes!

Are you jealous? Yes, I'm

It is normal! I'm jealous too!

And do you like my wife? Yes, I like here!

I think she is really sexy!

Thank you!

Don't you want to drink, my dear?

No, I don't want it.

You should stop too!

No way!

I want to drink.

There are a lot of interesting people here!

You really have a nice breast my dear!

You are fantastic!

Have you seen these two girls?

They are lesbians.

They are really nice...

Take a look...

I want to try to pick them up!

It is very exciting!

You have to stop...

You have to stop...

Don't tell me to stop drinking...

I will when I want to do it!

Try to pick her up!

But don't be too nice!

Don't be jealous now...

I'm thinking only at the jewels!

Champagne!

Please!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Ok!

Also for her! No, thank you!

Cheers to you! You are drinking too much!

You are drunk!

Look at you! You should stop!

You are always drinking! Shut up!

You are always complaining at me!

Leave me alone!

Don't!

You know...

You know... You pissed me off!

My dear!

Sorry!

Sorry!

Bastard!

I saw your husband...

He doesn't feel good.

I'm sorry for that...

Always happens!

What about you?

Nothing important!

Can I seat?

Please!

Can we drink something together?

Yes, of course... some champagne?

Champagne please!

You know...

That my heart is broken!

Yes, mine too!

Champagne

Yes, thank you!

What are you doing in my cabin?

Your cabin?

Yes, it is mine!

Am I so drunk?

This is my cabin!

Are you a robber?

Don't touch me!

Don't do that!

Be calm!

Don't do that!

I'm sorry, but...

I'm a little drunk, so...-

No excuses!

Get out of my cabin!

I'm leaving!

Get out!

Get out of my cabin!

Miss!

Are you still here?

Sorry miss, but this is my cabin!

I checked it out...

I'm sure!

This is mine...

This is my wife...

I've checked!

I'm sorry...

My mistake!

Can you close the door?

Somebody can see us...

It will not be nice!

I'm really lucky that...

a beautiful lady like you...

is in my cabin now!

You are a gentleman!

I like...

strange situations like this!

Really?

Let me have a look!

Beautiful!

Why are you here?

Kiss me!

I have to tell you...

I fight with my wife because of you!

I want to tell you...

that I'm pleased with that!

I'm very happy!

I'm happy too!

I'm very excited!

Want to take out our problems?

Yes! So let's go!

I want to show you...

a cabin you've never seen before!

It is the orient express living room!

We need some music!

It is really fantastic!

Great music!

Yes!

Yes!

I'm cumming!

I'm cumming!

Like that!

Yes, like that!

Please don't stop!

I'm sorry...

My lady, what are you doing here?

I'm hungry!

Ok, I understand...but you have to go... in the restaurant!

Yes, I know, but I don't have money!

What happened?

They stole your money?

What happened?

I just don't have money!

This is really a big problem!

A big problem!

I'm very hungry!

Can you give me something?

Yes, we have a lot of food here...

I can give you some bread...

But I want something from you!

But I don't have money!

I don't want your money!

What do you want?

I will give you everything!

I want lobster, oyster and champagne

Ok!

Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you too!

You are very nice!

Your friend is really nice too!

Yes, we can put our hands together!

We have to celebrate!

The train is slowing down!

We are close to the border!

What are you doing?

Where do you want to go?

Everything is finished!

I love you!

It is time to say good bye!

I have to go! Really!

It is better! I have a wife who is waiting for me!

We had a nice moment!

Take care!

No, please!

Open the door, please!

Who are you?

Border police!

Wait a moment please!

Come in!

So" you are really policeman! We are here to check your passport!

I thought he was a friend of mine!

We are sorry! No problem!

Now I'll show you! Take your time!

Thank you!

Where is it?

I'm sure it was here!

Where it is?

I cannot find it!

It should be somewhere!

I cannot find it!

Sorry!

It is my problem!

Have you lost it? I will find it!

Listen to me... You must come with us...

No, I Will find it!

I will show you, please...

Wait for me!

Give me sometime"

I Will find it!

You make me nervous...

Also you are so nice that I want to show you something!

Take it, both of you!

You too!

My passport, is it Ok?

Yes, it is!

Everything is fine now, isn't it!?

Yes, it is fine now... Yes, everything!

Every day should be like that!

Isn't it?

Yes, you are right!

I'm starting to like checking passports!

Especially to ladies like that one!

Let's work now!

Passport please.

Wait please.

Here you are!

Ok! Thank you.

Where is my watch?

It was here before!

Where it is?

And my wallet?

Where is my wallet?

My money?

I have not!

I think somebody... took all our money...

Come here!

And this? Where did you get it?

Who are you? Is it yours?

Mine? That's not mine! Yes... of course...

Of course its yours!

Who are you thinking of?

I know who!

What did I do?

You are a bastard!

It is my destiny!

Alone again!

Can I seat?

Otto!

I'm sorry my lady! But... I'm no Otto.

I'm Don Pedro De Dirnora De Castollon! Here to help you!

It will be my pleasure to have a seat here...

I understand you feel sad...

And I want to do something to help you!

To make you happy!

Can I have a seat?

Of course!

You are so kind!

Champagne!

What can | do...

To make you smile"

I don't want to see you like that!

Thank you!

Give us some champagne and go away!

Let's drink something"-

And after a while you will feel better!

And I will feel happy too!

I want to see you smiling again"- My friend!

Some music! The violin will make you happy...

with its sound... the music he is playing...

are so sweet that you can... forget every problem...

every shadow in your mind will disappear...

This sweet music will relax you... You only have to be happy!

I want to see you smiling again! I want to be a poet...

to be able to tell everybody...

how perfect you are!

To tell about your beauty...

Listen!

Listen to that music!

It will explain to you what I feel now!

Understand me!

You have to give me a chance...

Because from the first moment I've seen you...

I know, I love you!

Excuse me!

Can we have a seat?

Yes, of course!

Thank you, you are so kindly!

In your eyes...

I can see how beautiful is your mind...

Let me enter your life...

And you will make me...

The happiest man in the world!

Please, let me do it!

I need a kiss from you...

to satisfy my needs for you!

I really need you!

So, you really think so?

Yes, it is.

I saw something strange too...

So you are a good observer!

I want to cheers to this meeting on the orient express!

An experience that we will remember forever!

What are you doing? I don't understand!

The restaurant is closed!

The restaurant is closed... I beg you to go out...

If you like. you can go to the living room.

Listen to me!

Thank you!

This is for you...

We want to stay here...

Ok!

Finally we are alone!

I cannot resist anymore!

Please come in...

This is my royal palace!

It is nothing special, but...

It is nice Please have a seat!

I feel like a teenager... on his first date!

You are so beautiful! You are the woman I've ever dreamed!

Please don't tell me no...

If you don't want to break my heart!

Can I? Thank you!

This is my dreaming room! Very comfortable!

Only you, some champagne and me!

Let's drink!

Champagne!

You know...

You are really beautiful...

Don't ernbarrase me!

You are a beauty!

Really!

You are fantastic too!

Really?

You are really fantastic too!

Champagne can help us be happy!

Don't you trust me?

Yes, I trust you"- You will see soon!

Be ready!

I always have problem opening it!

Look at that!

Do you want to taste it?

It is exciting, isn't it? Feel it on your body!

You will see!

It is very exciting!

You are really beautiful!

Kiss me! Come on!

Are you sure you are not doing that... because...

Never! I only want to see you naked!

I want to see you naked as Venus! Like Venus in the sea!

You are so romantic! Let's take off also the jewels!

We don't need it!

You don't need all that gold...

You are more beautiful without it!

Yes, kiss me!

How can I take it off?

Lie down!

The rings...

Come back! Robber!

You think you are safe!

I'm innocent!

You are under arrest! Give me your hand!

We have been watching you for a long time.

Look!

I'm a policeman!

We caught you!

Finally you have finished robbering on the train!

Don't move!

Police! What did I do'? You are under arrest!

No! It is a mistake! I was joking!

Shit!

Give me your hand.

Let me go! It is not a problem! Everything was fake!

Welcome back!

Hi!

Let me go!

Move yourself!

Have you finished pissing me off!

Come on! Let's go!