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[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

AHHH !!!!!

Charles

follow me

Captain Clock

yes I am

Captain Clock your favorite hero

I stopped time to save your life

I did it because there is a

very big task in your destiny

a task that you cannot avoid

I?

yes Carlo!

you go now

forget everything but...

when the time is right

you will know exactly what to do

one last thing

have faith.

What you have just seen was the most

important moment in the life of Carlo Maggi.

nothing has happened since.

Ah, sorry, the titles...

Pass me some sauce

47 dead speaking

Today Carlo is preparing to marry a woman who will

guarantee him a life equal to the previous one

Charles?

so do you like them?

but how you like them are fine by me

Look Carlo, these are the dishes we should eat all our lives.

I would like to know if you like them or not

do you think the service

is the most important thing

in the house of the newlyweds!

Maybe the gentleman likes a more cheerful design like this?

Of course this is a simpler design. It has another cost, do you like it?

Yes, yes

Or she likes this one

They are all beautiful, I would take two So then you don't have to choose

but Carlo has a

problem I like....

AHHHH

I understand, he wants to think about it...

Why don't we move on to some home accessories,

something small that improves your life

and makes it as big as this

ash brush with carbon handle.

Nice modern

very ladylike

beautiful

beautiful beautiful

beautiful beautiful

shall we take it?

we take it!

And now we have to find a nice wooden crucifix

big I recommend, very big

Tormented by doubt, Carlo seeks

advice from his masters of life.

Maggi, Maggi, I've always told you:

Kierkegaard Read Kierkegaard,

he explains everything to you

You have to rely on the thought of the greats, on...

big? To the books, idiot, in the books there is everything.

yes i know, but i need a more practical solution.

more practical? And then Heidegger

Read Heidegger. he also explains everything to you, everything

Heidegger?

Of course, but never read...

Sho-pen -...

Kant?

Shopenkant? Idiot, Shopenauer

Shopenauer that saddens you

Maybe Begson yes a little, but Schopenhauer never

Never, never, never, never...

The thought of the greats, Maggi, the...

The big ones?

Maggi books, in books there is everything,

everything I learned I learned from books

And now you...

and now me?

You go and leave me with my books, Maggi Go and read Kierkegaard,

Begson just a little bit, Schopenhauer never, Heiddeger maybe

Go Go...

Thank you professor. Goodbye

All right, goodbye Maggi.

damn though

Maybe I'm not ready.

If I had maybe a little more time

to think about it, right?

what do you think?

It's not that I want to pull back eh, mind you

but

There is something that escapes me.

What do you think about it?

I see

And then there would be another problem.

but what problem?

but what problem?

Sex

the man

the woman

huh?

Do you understand?

You don't have to take it...

It is not that you have compromised who knows what

but you're a bit late...

I mean you have to...

no you have to... I know

why you do it so you're high

and that's fine though

when you're high

you have to put the gear ..

put in gear!

Carlo, a woman likes one thing, one thing

and man has it

Put this gear

, so

But are you completely crazy?

I say, how dare you?

you are all the same, you are like Nico

always think only of that thing

listen, please take me home, it's very late.

You are Omega

you are the infallible

no one can stop you

since you are omega

you are invincible

you stand in your way

since no one can stop you

you are Omega

At five?

You are angry?

Who, me?

no, no

AAH, the change!

So you learn I told

you you have to resist

Hello love, see you tomorrow in the parish.

You are listening to Radio Love the soundtrack of your nights of love.

We inform passengers that the train drivers' strike begins at 12 noon

of the controllers

of the stationmasters

and the conductors

Departing and arriving trains are canceled

All

The State Railways wish you a good day.

Service communication stirrers in turmoil, pullers

The man you are looking at

he is the most dangerous and knowledgeable killer in circulation on the planet

Omega

Omega is ruthless, ferocious, infallible

So infallible that he always goes in search of complications,

obstacles, difficulties that put him to the test.

some examples

Manila summer 1976 in charge of the elimination of Felipe

Galgaran, presidential candidate,

clandestinely inserts himself in the broadcasts

and announces the time, date and place of the attack to

the country, the mobilization of 14,000 agents is useless

Omega enters the legend

Three years after Tirana

in full communist regime

3 years after otirana in full communist regime, the same thing

kills one by one in just three hours still unequaled record

12 members of the party's central committee

without firing a single shot

using only a fork

this

This

from fruit

Boston, 1994 what is considered

by many to be his masterpiece

kills Clemente Gambosa while he is

watching his favorite program on TV

the weather forecast

but how does it kill him?

on a foggy day from a

distance of 1992 meters

with a normal musket without a scope Omega fires

Gambosa collapses, hit in the forehead

Too easy?

that's what our man thought too

For this reason he wore boxing gloves

these

As far as has been said

it is clear that Omega's arrival in the city is a prelude to something terrible

but what?

Good morning, Omega

Thanks reverend

Thanks reverend.

Forgive me Carlo, but I have to tell you today

with Signorina Giovanna, I didn't like you

I wanted to be nice

Employees don't treat each other

like this at moments you apologized

Remember

we have the responsibility of the command

they must obey and work

Yes mom I know

My darling I have to tell you you are too good

everyone knows this and takes advantage of it

remember your father

Was he numb?

Was he bad? No

it was right

they loved it

Mom, I also have other interests I would like to be a cook

Still with this story Carlo?

The cook?

always with that stench of fried food on him

and then all those sauces, those concoctions...

Healthy eating is what your

poor father liked, God bless him.

A soup, a vegetable, a long life recipe

Mom, I'm making you late

Mercy, it's one o'clock, I really have to go!

Ah, the beets, I left them in the fridge for you

and yesterday's soup

no, stop it, otherwise it

goes bad it's okay, bye

too easy

too much

A small difficulty

small

I'm not asking for a medium difficulty

A small difficulty I asked

for a medium difficulty?

no

a little insignificant difficulty...

no

I must not

I must not

I can not do it

I can not do it

I can not do it

watch out

May

Where is Kimberly?

she left with Simon

Game?

For where?

Nigeria

Nigeria?

exact

Tomorrow at noon

in La Spezia

I will suppress the Pope and the

principal leaders of world religions

Thing?

What you heard

the truth

And what do I have to do with it?

you are my difficulty

Try to stop me

I?

If you do nothing tomorrow

the Pope and all the others

they will die

you must

do something?

I keep you informed, Maggi

so I help you.

Only we know the truth

truth is a big word, Mike

yes I know

But brendon knows it too

When the time is right

you will know exactly what to do. I?

You really think cops have time to waste in front of the television

The answering machine of the Genoa police headquarters answers

at this moment we cannot answer because we are engaged

in a more important case than yours, greetings.

are you wrong am I wrong?

you are wrong

I'm usually never wrong.

Africa isn't big enough to escape Kenneth

they saw Jennifer

yesterday she was with Lance

no no don't tell me anything, don't tell me anything

she's wearing underwear this morning...

white, huh?

Did I guess? Keep her hair.

Yup?

excuse me mr director

The councilor's book has arrived, the one you should review, do you remember?

but have they already printed it?

Okay okay put it on the table and go, go

And go!

See you later.

Arturo Schiozzi reviews

Pasquale Ficcavolo

I eat it Pasquale Ficcavolo, understand?

Ready?

Hello, Corriere di Genova?

Do it yourself

she is talking to none

other than Arturo Schiozzi!

Here I have something very important to tell

It deals with?

The life of the Pope

The life of the Pope...

interesting a moment

Yup?

Miss Kohler?

There is something for her

A powerful biography of the Pope, take care of it

But director, I'm following the case of that

hijacker dressed as a kamikaze, remember?

this morning he hijacked a pilgrim bus to Porto Marghera

We could talk about it tonight at dinner...

No!

well then take the call and

I'll do a nice review ten lines

Fuck it

Anna Letizia Kohler, tell me

Yes, can you wait a moment? thank you

Tell me.

How did you say, sorry?

but do you think all this is useful?

But what are the speeches?

The premarital course is a fundamental step

how could we build our union without guidance, rules?

Maggi?

Carlo Maggi?

Carlo Maggi?

And who would that be?

my accountant

Carlo Maggi?

Your what?

My accountant

But if she doesn't even know you, she's been screaming for an

hour, in fact she doesn't know me. I don't trust my accountant.

I'm here

Well, come on, there's no time to waste

let's go where?

Cristiana my girlfriend and Maria Letizia...

Anna Letizia let's move, we

should already be in La Spezia.

Look, I can't come

and then

who tells me he's not a mythomaniac or something

Captain Clock, Captain Clock, Captain Clock...

but are you completely stupid?

What are we going to do in La Spezia?

What's this got to do with it here?

No, this one doesn't come

no no no Cristiana, you

can't come you can't come

I can't explain to you

you can't do this to me

34 days after your wedding, you don't go to La Spezia with a...

with a...

obviously I didn't know you

Charles

how disgusting

what a squalor

But no, but Cristiana is not what you think...

Christian !!!

Maggi let's move, but

my girlfriend is leaving...

Where the car?

I came by bus

I have a broken car

because yesterday I have a broken car

Okay, we rent one

It is not possible, everything is closed

okay, then let's go by plane, much faster

no you can't by plane there is no airport in La Spezia

True

true

no problem we take the train

No no no there is a strike, I heard it on TV.

so shall we go there with my scooter?

but can you only contradict me? you propose something, right?

but if I have to put things right with my fiancée

You do this after we save the Pope, okay?

Look, my father's car is at the extreme

And are you just saying that now?

Where is it?

In the box

I have to ask my mother for the keys

Is there any problem?

no no no problem

You have to help me Louis

Watch out

Careful!

Brandon

The key

It's time

Where do you think you're going now?

it won't always suit you so well

What is this?

it's a 500

Eh, I see it but you will do

30 at the most with this junk

no no no you're wrong if launched well it makes 115 km per hour

and then my dad treated her like a child

well I gave him a few shots

and then it's the only thing I have left of him

he died when I was 6 years old

I'm sorry

every evening he went out secretly and went to eat at the restaurant of one of his friends

he had a double life

gastronomically speaking we mean

that evening he exaggerated

Oh well

we set in motion that the killer does not wait

Yes but I can't start it

why? does not work?

it works it works, only that

I can't wake my mother

what I told you, it's a jewel

What are you doing?

Disinfect

but

where are you going?

in Spezia, And we take the highway in Novara?

I can't take it

Why?

Galleries, I'm phobic

Are you phobic?

Oh, but you were born with all the bad luck, huh!

Look, don't worry. that we arrive in La Spezia

but let's take an alternative route

I know all the roads of the maps, of the maps to avoid making the tunnels

But is this normal? How long have you been like this?

From elementary school, yes from elementary school

That is?

It's all my teacher's fault

sure that if Cristiana saw us...

I'm ruined now I catch them

To punish me she locked me in the

closet she also agreed with my mother

from that moment I can no longer stay in a dark place

Your teacher?

But what did he do?

Carlo's teacher

Charles

he is a difficult child

very shy

besides, she has always had too much imagination

and i tell john veduta

after all, her mother was right

Too many castles in

the air too many drawings

too colorful...

then

one day

she comes to class with a daisy for me

That was the day Pasquale left me

so I took Carlo

and I locked him up in the broom warehouse

And lady teacher

let's continue

Yes sure

what does this remind you of?

Paschal

Does this remind you of anything else?

Pasquale's perfumed curls.

This?

Where did you find this?

it's me and Pasquale al mare in Versilia

I get more and more tanned than Pasquale

look

All right

We finished

See you later

ready?

hello Pasquale

what a relief to hear from you,

yes yes I saw her a while ago

he will never get out of it

Yup

I can't wait to go back to Versilia with you

Hi

Hi

Don't stop, huh!

But why did you stop?

I mistook him for a friar

But do you think he is dressed as a friar?

But do I have to meet all the smoked Li?

Excuse me sir, where are you headed?

okay where you go

you take me to the sea

to go

And why is he dressed like this?

because I'm a kamikaze

long journey?

No, we're there in 5 minutes

No, but for La Spezia there will still be 80 km

Spice

far enough, okay don't go

slow that I suffer from the car

NO!!! I lost another spaceship, no!

Look sir, we would be in a hurry

we are in a hurry, we must save the

life of the Pope whoever called the Pope

Come on!!!

Come on!!!

Come on!!!

nearly 50,000 new record

Come on!!!

How did you know?

no, no, but no one kills the Pope, who is it that said that someone kills the Pope?

How did you know?

I heard right, I'm not stupid

Bonus!

Bonus!

gave me a Bonus!

Bonus!

who did you hear from?

Anonymous phone call?

Typical joke, they played a joke on you

I play a lot of jokes, I know.

I am a joke

We have to get him down. He's the hijacker, you know?

So, do we want to get off?

no no, I don't think about it, you go, you go...

Go! Go! Go

kamikaze?

It was the kamikaze

the hijacker, we scared him He ran away, you know, that's

the news of the day I had him in my car and I got it

I'm lost but do you realize?

all right

no regrets

we have much more important news

we wasted a lot of time

what time is it?

Almost 7

Quite right

How long will it take for La Spezia?

With this average...

at least three hours at least

Fuck, at 10!

all right

we can still do it

we don't sleep

and by tomorrow we should have the situation in hand

a beautiful photo

maybe during...

or but which photo no no no no

We get him arrested before I do anything serious

and then

let's go back that I have to go home

okay, but now let's go eh

music music

Of course, they made fun of me.

You are welcome?

But of course it is the typical joke, the kamikaze is right

calls me someone I've never heard of before

and he tells me they are going to kill Papa and Dalai Lama in La Spezia

Is absurd,

what is the Pope doing in La Spezia?

Maggi?

Maggi? let's clarify for a moment goes veins?

You call me, you make me come on this cart

And now you start saying that it's

all a joke, I say but are you crazy?

then sorry

who can make a joke like that on you?

But Nico, of course, Nico, Cristiana's ex

He has a club nearby, of course

he organized everything to make me argue with Cristiana

but now let's go to his club

that I tell you four

Yes, look maybe it's better if we stop so we clarify

this situation no no, we go there, we go there

so maybe I eat

Does this bus go to La Spezia?

Today no La Spezia

And why

there it says La Spezia?

Oh yes

Monday Wednesday Friday he goes to La Spezia

Tuesday Spezia Spezia but

before Spezia stops in Piacenza

Saturday which is today, no

spice is an exception stops here

Thursday La Spezia

But it starts from Savona in Spezia

La Spezia, Sunday, but leaves from Sanremo

and stops two hours in Pigna, there is the market

What an unpredictable intrigue

excellent

a curious customer campaign

is there a hotel?

yes there is the beautiful barn,

you can also eat well at the barn

If you go to the Finile of which Primo, Primo sends you

Remove your hand, otherwise for me you become the last Primo, Primo...

classy place huh!

But that's Nico which one?

the one on stage Nico the one who sings

Nico!

Nico!

Carlo, you came to see me! so, is it you?

it was you who made the joke of the Dalai Lama's

Pope on me. Thing? Come on, dance, dance...

It was a beautiful day today, they left me quite

a few coins in the saucer, coins of 1000, of 500

those of 200 from the naval academy, beautiful ones of 100,

of 50 lire, small ones and a Swedish crown. no me today

I'm fine in here

I checked all the sink sockets, cleaned up

The floor, the toilets, the urinals

I just do certain things to her

I don't steal my salary I use the

best products I got my money out of

my pocket to go to a wholesaler in San Marino, I don't

take the products from the supermarket, yes, goodnight

I look for the detail, the minutiae, the microgranule

I scrutinize it I have to remove it, it bothers me

even in the most unexpected places where no one goes I go there.

that's why I'm technically prepared, I pay attention

to the equipment and even if I have to slip on

in a 12 tubular I go in and I always discover something new

something new

something new.

It's hot, huh?

She is Anna Letizia

You are beautiful

You finally left Cristiana!

no, no, no, we get married with Cristiana

we get married

You've got this whole thing organized

You're a big Eh joke, the Pope the Dalai Lama

What joke?

In fact, should I thank you?

About what?

Was Christian a burden?

you're a great, alternative I'm local

Meet a person

He is Armando

Pleasure

Great excuse, I

reply, this is my mother

Ready?

Where are you?

you, you are not my mom

I'm Omega

you have 12 hours and 31 minutes left to try and stop me

hello Maggi

the killer

is the killer

is the killer

Where's the bathroom, I'm sick, I feel like throwing up, where's the bathroom?

that way

there is no excuse

sorry

can not be done

sorry

sorry

i cleaned here!

no!

no!

no!

do not touch

no!

no!

Carlo are you there?

Charles?

Charles?

Anna? Where am I? Anna?

What happened to you?

I feel connected but

what happened to you?

Is there a sandwich?

But which sandwich?

But what did the killer tell you?

Who wants to kill everyone

We have to save the world...

But where are you going?

where did we put the car?

Bastard

guys

we got the tip for tomorrow

will be close to La Spezia,

it will be something big

of huge

perfectly organized, ruthless professional people.

but we got there first.

for now we will let them believe that we know nothing,

but we have them in hand

it is because of the importance of this action that we have decided to use

the Tecron

tomorrow

only one team can have it supplied

The tonnara team

any questions?

and exactly what effect does this gas have?

what effect does it have?

Colonel Portento will explain it to you.

ever since Colonel Portento accidentally sniffed the Tecron

does things like this

has become an iron.

what did the killer tell you?

that tomorrow at 12 kills them all.

he wants me to stop him

Great

we will prevent it

Stop

Ready?

Charles?

Carlo I am Klagenfurt

it is a situation

completely new

anyway now I can't talk to you I have to go

klagenfurt?

Who is it?

Cristiana Klagenfurt

Listen, maybe it's better if we stop and rest on

the beach for a couple of hours I'm dead tired

Maybe it's better this way

my girlfriend is in Austria and I don't know why...

and you?

you're about to sleep with a stranger

But so outdoors?

What if someone comes and sticks us?

Carlo enough you are paranoid

and beatings and tunnels

But then, sorry, what did the tunnels do to you?

the tunnels? but do you know what you are talking about?

I'm out of breath

it's serious

I'm sorry

Eh, I'm sorry I'm sorry

But try walking in a pair of shoes two sizes smaller than yours

but for 30 years

and you will see that you do not take them off so easily

Carlo, look, I understand you

for example, I was terrified of flies

especially of the flies

that is, when there was one in the house I would go crazy

and then I decided to take matters into my own hands

I bought a net and went hunting for flies

After that, I immediately felt better

I think you should

face a tunnel

Facing a gallery?

ha ha

ha ha

is there anyone in here?

is there anyone in here?

The bus is there, there

are some in the afternoon

at what time?

if you want to get to Aurelia

she goes up the slope

but it's pretty long, huh!

surely she finds a car that takes him to La Spezia

the cars go by

Say hello to soreta

foreigner?

foreigner

Passage?

Passage

but I get up to the aurelia then makes do

Don't worry about the

stench I carry corpses

corpses of dead animals

Good job

the first thing we do is a nice breakfast that between

one thing and another is almost 2 days that I do not eat

First let's go to La Spezia then if

everything goes well you can eat

I know, but if I don't eat I feel bad, if I feel bad, I can't save anyone

Charles?

ok i understand i eat later

I'm the apocalypse

it makes me nervous to tell you that I will kill them all at one

all at one

so?

he said he kills them all at one o'clock

An hour late?

Maybe we stop and eat something

ok I understand let's eat later

And now?

I do not know

let's call the lady

she looks at us

sorry, for spice?

where there is no violence

very interesting,

I do not understand

We did not understand

For Spezia?

where there is love.

thank you

thank you for coming My friends

I would start the council starting from this premise

God exists

we all agree, right?

Truly Holy Father...

no, huh! A priest

Don't stop again

Come on, a moment

Hello gentlemen, I should definitely go to La Spezia

Can you give me a lift? I would be in a hurry

Imagine, imagine, we should already be

there thanks, I have been here for 3 hours

If it makes me go up, listen

up, let us talk about it later eh,

wait for me to make room for you

Sorry for the inconvenience

It is a bit heavy

I'm an away religious comedian

My name is Santino

When do you think we will arrive in La Spezia?

I think for 11

always if we don't waste any more time.

no

I have to give her a massage

To who?

but not you, the car

A little gem, huh?

My father left me in writing

everything I know what to do

All right

then I take the opportunity to make

a phone call maybe I'll come with her

no matter of a moment

Look, if you go to the bar... No, you stay

here and fix this junk and you please hurry

Look, she'd take me two croissants that I didn't eat then I'll give you the money

thanks no problem, thanks, please

that is, but you are stupid, while we are here because

we accompany him under the house, but do you realize?

come on we're almost there. no? then if I don't eat I feel bad.

hands up!

did you understand?

you have to do what he says give us the money

the money the money or I shoot!

I don't have any money

but why don't you give us the money?

how should I tell you?

why don't you give us the money?

hands up!

You! Give me all the money you have!

You! Give us the money!

Ready?

I have good news, I will strike at 12

but how at 12?

You said at one o'clock you have to keep your word

At 12

death is never of word

It was him again

He said he'll strike at 12

We must leave immediately

ok

a new complication

It's changing, it's changing

I understood what happened

and the direction changed again

now it's up to Zingirian

Thanks Zingirian for this long shot

and all this area that you gave me around

God bless you Zingi

Good direction

It's hot, Tuna 1. I know, Tuna 2. I'm feeling it too

in two minutes we will intervene to foil the robbers

We will use the Tecron is it ready? Yes Boss

Good. Who knows what exactly this gas will do...

Driver not authorized

Driver not authorized

Driver not authorized

Driver not authorized

Driver not authorized

Driver not authorized

Driver not authorized

guys we're moving

It's true

Tuna 1 to Tonnara, Tuna 1 to Tonnara

but what's going on? I ask for confirmation of the start of the Mattanza operation

I ask for confirmation of the start of operation Mattanza

I ask for confirmation of Christ

tonnara does not respond, fuck

does not open what we do tuna 1

an unexpected mullet !! we all know what to do

surrender you are surrounded

you have 60 seconds to exit

surrender

proceed slowly and with your hands raised in plain sight

surrender you are surrounded

Charles

Charles?

I'm going to the max

There's that gentleman's bag

We have now decided

we can't go back

Quite right

you have 60 seconds to exit

We are chasing the criminals, that's clear

Soon we are going into action. Tuna 2, Tuna 3, Mullet

Whatever happens, don't let go of the Tecron

Yes, sir

you have 60 hands up and in full view

you have 60 hands up and in plain sight

you have 60 hands up and in plain sight

We blow up the door, at 3 we go out. ready?

1, 2, Tuna 2 can you smell this too?

The Tecron!

headache?

toothache?

neuralgia?

from today there is...

but where did I put it?

from today there is Cefalon

the medicine with a rewarding action

Cefalon, Cefalon, Cefalon, Cefalon, Cefalon,

CEFALON !!!!!!

Accelerate! I stake my career! Move this cart, come on!

What are you doing, brakes?

where do we go?

We don't know where the killer

is, we don't know where the pope is

we know nothing, nothing, nothing

I have to smoke

I have to smoke

Apocalypse?

dad

AAAHHH !!!

happy birthday Rolando

happy birthday Rolando

happy birthday Rolando

happy birthday...

fuck you baby fuck you baby

fuck you baby

fuck you baby

ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Hotel Caribe?

Where will this Hotel Caribe be?

I don't know, now I go to the supermarket and ask

good good good you won the purchase !!!

you are such a great champion, what happiness.

good good good, you won the purchase.

You are our billionth customer

You have won the purchase

what is the purchase?

You can shop for free for the next ten minutes.

from now on!

Can I take it all?

all?

all?

hurry up, the first minute is already running out!

Anna!

Anna!

I made a purchase!

I made a purchase!

But have you seen what time it is?

are you dumb?

what the fuck did you buy?

at least you asked where is the hotel caribe?

no

sir?

666

You are Mr. Melara

Exactly

Do you have a document?

Very well, to you.

to her

La Spezia Ligurian Artisan Center

Juvenile Judge

Sorry?

where is the Hotel Caribe?

Then...

let's start again

from the beginning

God

exists for everyone?

Yup

One moment

God

what do you mean?

A musket

A 300-year-old musket.

you will certainly have understood

The killer has decided to attempt an

enterprise at the limits of the human

eliminate religious leaders with an

obsolete weapon and a single shot.

To succeed you will have only a short moment,

the one in which all his victims will be perfectly

lined up in front of this window waiting to go to lunch

one hit, six hits

An almost insuperable difficulty that

is added to the attempts of Mr. Maggi e

Kohler to foil the bombing

Two lives in the face of tremendous danger ready

to do anything to avert this terrible threat

Mom, where is the threat picture?

A tunne

I can not do it

I can do it

I can not do it

I can do it

I can do it

I can do it

YES! I can, I can, I can,

it broke again

Couldn't you have given her another massage?

No, otherwise he gets used to it, I can't do too many.

Which side? Right, towards Lerici

Black glasses?

no I don't remember

Strive all dressed in black, you

are putting me in serious trouble

there are thousands of customers in

this hotel all black and with briefcases

so if you can give me some other indication, i don't know the size

Is it possible that you don't remember anything?

Sorry but I had other things to think about

Sometimes it is very important to observe the shoe.

a moccasin with laces, a Clarks

surely it is at 666 you have to take the staircase

Come on, you fool, who is the killer. Now I stop him.

Hello, male? Love?

what do you want me to do to you, huh?

what erotic voice you have, Are you naked?

How do you get it? Bayonet? Mushroom?

He wasn't the fucking killer

Who did you tell all those things to?

Come on, move!

Ready?

Ah, hello, how are you?

I hope you are here. Hold him, huh?

Look, what kind of weapon are you going to use?

The last 30 seconds started and then

no more religions.

What he is about to do will have irreversible consequences!

Where are you?

I don't see you appear

Quick, do something, break the door!

you can not

to create some small difficulty for me?

Captain Clock, Captain Clock

from the door?

from the door?

does not open anna! does not open

you want to stop

Omega passing through the door?

not a helicopter, not a little leather head

not a tiny explosive charge?

but you are such a man

a miserable man here here

here here

the time has come

you have an open shop

Captain Clock, Captain Clock

Now me

I

shot

now!

bastard bastard

you bastard you killed them all

What a mess!

HEY!!

Has anyone been hurt?

O my God Carlo, they are alive!

and we got there first

Quick, let's go!

I was hoping I would never have to use you

Omega

He has failed

But no Carlo, you can't go now there is television.

Do not insist, they are not things for me

The Pope is safe, I have to go home, marry Cristiana

Mrs. Kohler? go, you got what you wanted, go now

But no diaa. Don't insist, it was nice meeting you

Mrs. Kohler what is your mood

at the end of such a troubled day?

my pious thought is of course addressed to the Holy

Father whom I am happy to have been able to save

and the second to my dear director

thanks to whom all this has been possible

thanks congratulations

see you later

Christian

I don't know how to tell you...

things happened that...

I don't want to hurt you too much m...

Cristiana I don't love you anymore

I don't want to marry you

no, it's not good it's not good

Cristiana are chasing me

Something more is needed... The Pope

the Dalai Lama, the Babagiwanga there is a whole dimension that

I do not love you anymore

I do not love you anymore

Carlo is the hour of truth, I know I will break your

heart, but I have to do it I realized it would be

a mistake, you just couldn't do it anyway don't block me

I will never marry you. goodbye

I'm free

I am free free free free free

free

Love?

Love?

Here we go

I'll make you play the game

And oh well, don't think about it, don't think about it. How old are you? 28

28 years. And since when? For 28 years.

Good boy

Thank you

Do you have a job?

no

that is, I resigned and worked with my madr

Good boy

you did well

new prospectives

as I would be a cook

you are a cook

Don't you need a cook?

And you tell me now?

What a pity, why didn't you come yesterday?

I had to save the Pope just

yesterday I hired that one...

he can't do anything

if you came I would hire you

and oh well

Do you like women?

Not so much

Mine left me

that's why I'm like this

And oh well

do not think about it

let you drink on it, want a Coke?

bring me a Coca Cola Giovannino

drink don't think about it

Eat and drink

Eat and drink

The pizza as they make it here... they only make it here

very good

It's been a long time since...

that I don't play Subbuteo will be from middle school

Much

yes, I did a few tournaments in junior high

You must be strong

you have to react

I react I'm strong

You have to react I'm strong

I am strong I am strong

you have to react you

have to eat you have to eat

he eats

He ate?

I am strong

Harder! I am strong, I am strong

Clean your mouth

I am strong

I am strong, good

They are 20 thousand lire

20 thousand lire

I am strong I am strong

But I haven't tasted it yet

But forget it, 20 thousand lire, And the receipt?

I like you, I won't give you the receipt

thanks, huh good

goes for 2 steps

go, go alone

thanks eh!

the Coca Cola

I'm strong, remember

I am strong

jonny beat one thousand five hundred lire

Yes Brendon

now we need to talk to Luis

Explain that we love each other

Who is Louis?

My husband

The killer of the attack was stolen last night from the La Spezia morgue

Meanwhile, the investigations are focusing on the activities of the Reverend Jones.

In this regard, the seizure of the packages

of sauce on everything was ordered

the national territory Roberto Radìa from La Spezia

Mom, you have the keys

don't you have the keys?

Hi

Anna

I came by because... I told you about my contract in America, right?

That's right, it has nothing to do with it because since I have to leave

I mean, I left my spray bottle in your

car. Isn't it by chance that you found it?

Is that

I haven't touched the car since we finished the trip.

Why?

the phone

ready?

yours was a stroke of luck

or something else

I believe I have the right to a rematch

Who's talking? you know who's talking, you idiot

In 3 days

the president of the United

States, Japan, Africa and so on

they will meet in Vladivostok for the G27

we want to strengthen peace and

friendship between the superpowers

The "Hello to your cousin" action has been taken

I'm already here

Hi

Holy shit

Who was Carlo?

who was?

who was?

Stop, sit down, at least look at the names of the actors.

sorry, we got a

bunch so here we go

Five Hundred!

With Andrea Bruschi

Veronika Logan

Massimo Olcese

Manuela Ungaro

An extraordinary Ugo Dighero

Rolando Ravello

Lella Costa?

Marina Massironi

see you later

Carola Stagnaro

Rocco Barbaro

Marcello Cesena

Mao

Lella Costa?

Michelangelo Pulci

Alessandro Bianchi

Mauro Pirovano

Gianna Piaz

Ana Valeria Dini It's not a mistake, Ana

Maurizio Amigoni

Filippo Timi

Ed Bishop

three, two, second

Perfect

Andrea Montuschi

Fernanda Pivano

And Lella Costa

Here we go!

Lella Costa Here she is!

I'm Carlo Maggi, I came for an interview for a job as a chef. Sit down.

Disorder if I speak? because I am a little nervous when I do the

tests. please don't move. Excuse me, I have never done a cooking test

I've done others but

118 via unterwasser

It is my home. Be more precise.

That's where I live

And is it beautiful?

not bad

You are in the desert you are walking on the sand

And what am I doing in the desert?

maybe he was annoyed, you needed to be alone, however you are in the desert

Lion .. not you are not Lion

I'm Carlo, Lion was the other one, you are Carlo

At one point you look down and on the sand

you see a tortoise trudging towards you

what is a tortoise?

You know a turtle?

Yes

Equal

But Mrs. Holden does she invent the questions or do they slip them to her?

Let's say I have my authors.

The tortoise is on its back, she would like to roll over but she

can't do it at least not without your help and you don't help her

But how can I not help her? Don't help her.

And why don't you help her?

Why?

To make tortoise broth. Huh? for the tortoise

broth which is delicious, it is good...

Another replicant

But why do they only send replicants to me?

You! Give me all the money you have!

she is the thousandth customer, she won the purchase

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